August 5, 2024 • 39 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tim Wilson would have been 63 today, so we’ll salute him with some of our favorites, starting with Chucky Cheese Hell.. - Uncle B.S. tells us about encounter with Rosa Parks.. - The Brother-In-Law Song.. - Bill Silvers has a new Top 10 List - this time it’s the Top 10 Questions for President Biden.. - Tim Wilson gives advice to a young Sammy the Jokester.. - Plus Ricky Tidwell’s Mama, Uncle B.S. at the Kennedy assassination and the Booty Song - and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning, there's a Big Show al Radio World through
your Monday. Today's featured track from The Big Show, Big
Box Unknown History with Clyde the Camel, the Batman TV series.
There's for keywords, Batman, I have Clyde the Camel on
your job over Billy album. Hit it at the Big
(00:46):
Show dot com Man. Right now, it's time to play
beat the Blood right that's we're not contestant playing at
a sealed Alabama is known by his handle Scrappy Doo.
Good morning, Scrappy Do. Good mister boy, have you bunny?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
How right?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Scrappy do? We asked you some questions. You agree and
disagree and get two bells for two buzzers and you
go win the big Old mount Olive Biggles Prize. Pie. Okay, Okay,
thank you buddy. Let's do it here, Tater. Do your
jeans have anything to do with being cross sized?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
If the woods you're wearing are too tight, I'll definitely
knock them. You mean your jeans like you're from your Yes,
your jeans do matter.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
They do, so Scrappy do agree or disagree? Ill disagree,
and that's a muscular problem, I think. Okay, Well, Scrappy
do about that. Yes, it is an inherited condition, but
it still isn't clearly predictable. Okay, So all right, Scrappy,
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we're not relying on your knowledge. Now, well, that's one buzzer.
All right, I've got to get this one. Why tittered?
Is a man and a woman standing in front of you.
Both are about the same size and weight. Which of
their bodies contains more water?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Oh, the one that's doing the peepee dance?
Speaker 5 (02:40):
All right?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
The one that contains most water is the woman.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
The woman contains the most water. Crappy, do agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
And no, man, Yes, that's as y'all use that excuse
more than than we got there. We retain you say
you do? Anyway, we all going to Scrappy Dow. We
do have a cool consolation prize for you, and we'll
hook you up with that. All right, bonny, all I
(03:14):
appreciate it. All right, where's now? All right, let's jump out,
catch you up on your news. Tell Wilson song requests,
the one coming in.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Hot h.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Good morning. It's a big showing the radio, some Tim
song requests. So I'm coming from the corner from missus
Jackie Curry. Yeah, full slate of NFL preseason games this weekend.
Let's get ready with Ricket Tedwell's mama.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Ricketedwell was a great athlete, was a big, strong boy
that was quick on his feet. In every college in
the country wanted Ricky on their line. But one the
scouts come knocking on Rickey's. No worry, they didn't want
to talk to young rick no more. When they saw
his mama. She's the one they wanted to sign.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
She want a roll bond.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
Woman raised on the farm, had bear bright tattooed on
her forearm. She's a Maynard and hell and run a
body and boor poet breed, and she could watched hundred
bitch press five the hands down me and this homemaker alive.
Got a scholarship playing line by her in the SEC.
Ricketed Wells Mama's gonna play football. Hurry old names Doris,
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but they're gonna call her too tall. She got shoulders
and a hind end four foot wife. Gone to college
on the floor ride, Doris. Tidwell's gonna play in the
inn set. She'd wash all their team makes uniforms, tucked
everybody in and the football dorm cook the game meals.
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Set the Lord's prayer. You miss in the joke strap
She's got a spare. Crawl in the huddle and call
all the plays only one enough to go both ways.
Get a mouthful of mud, start knees, cussing up the coaches,
spitting on rever. He's ricketed Wells, Mama's gonna play football.
Hurry O names Doris. Everybody calls her too tall. They
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say she's a fine young man, but she's really not.
Wreckage Mama was the master of the chief shard and
on a triple option play she could ruin your day.
She led the team in tackles in the league in sacks,
put the book for killing nine quarterbacks. But the school's
reputation was destroyed. The a huge wreckage mama of steroids.
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Rickett Wells Mama's own probation, and Alabama is under their
ninth investigations. Yeah, they wouldn't lead poor ricketed Wells Mama alone.
She'd been taking mail hormones. Doris ted Wells gonna be
hell in the fal Ricketed Wells Mama.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Whoa.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Travis Truman And hey, oh yeah, hey.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Good morning, big shows on the radio. Appreciate you and
kicking your work week off with us. Missed any of
the show this morning, God to catch it all the
John Obilly Lake Risers podcast after we're in the broadcast
here this morning Bill Brown lunchtime for the whole tribute
to Tim show would have been his sixty third birthday.
(07:52):
All right, right now, it's time for dumb crooking used
dumb crook story sending my you to make show listeners
from all over the world. The address will follow this report,
which is entitled Florida Man, Chapter three. Two curious Flagler
(08:15):
County deputies turned their cruiser around after seeing an older
Florida man wearing nothing but a blue speedough wave at
him as they drove by. As they approached a man,
he told him he had been smoking some wicked weed
and they should try a bowl. The debities declined, but
asked where he had gotten it, but a man then
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proudly led him to his backyard where his pot plant
was still growing.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
I did.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
A sixty five year old was arrested for possession and
cultivation of marijuana when a Pensacola, Florida man showed up
in a local er with a gunshot wound to his wrists.
And a bizarre explanation to go along with it. Hospital
staff called the police. Man told the responding deputies he
had to decided to put down the seven three month
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old shepherd mixed puppies because he couldn't find homes for him.
He said, he loaded his handgun and began gathering up
the dogs in his arms with a gun in his
right hand. Yeah, one of the puppies wiggled around and
put its pall on the trigger of the gun, fired it,
wounding the man's left wrist. Justice man was charged with
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animal cruelty. The puppies were taken to a local animal shelter,
all adopted. The old puppy shoots Florida man I named
that one triggered Hey. The Sodo County, Florida man stole
the high end four wheeler and ducked into a nearby
gated community to hide. Police received numerous calls about somebody
riding through homeowners properties on a red four wheeler. So
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when police arrived, the man of the approach to homeowner
and asked me could use their electrical outlet to charge
his ankle monitor. He was arrested ad in grand theft,
although to his already long list of offenses. A Cresview,
Florida man was called on neighborhood security cameras committing a
series of car and home burglaries. On the footage, you
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can see him stealing a handgun from one of the
vehicles and stuffing a pistol into the front of his pants.
Oh yeah, short time later you've seen checking more cars,
brazenally checking if a lord garage door could be raised,
But as he'd bent over to try to lift it,
the stolen gun discharged, shooting him in the thigh. The
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loud gunshot and subsequent screams of agony log the homeowner
who called the police taken to an air of by
hospital treatment end, then to a jail for booking, and
finally a Daytona, Florida man called nine to one one
to report that he and his girlfriend were trapped inside
of a locked closet on the campus of DAYTONA State college.
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Man said they had gotten trapped inside the space two
days earlier while hiding from some men who had been
chasing them. Well. When police arrived, they found a couple
inside of a janitor's closet in the school's environmental science building,
and after freeing the pair. They made several interesting discoveries. One,
there was drug paraphernalia and evidence of drug use found
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inside of the closet. Two, they were not students at
the facility and did not have permission to be on
campus property. Three those men that were chasing them were
campus security. And best of all, the closet they were
trapped inside of had no lock. They had apparently spent
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two days trying to push open the door that needed
to be pulled. I told you that stuff for makeel stupid.
Didn't what to do or charged with trespassing, evading police,
possession of drug paravenelia and stupidity. Yes have you got
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dumb Kirk News. Mail to dumb Kirk News, John on
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Speaker 1 (12:46):
Little lot of my league. But I'll take a work
at it. I mean, what could it hat? Good morning,
big shows on the radio? All right, uncle be is no.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Lem me get twenty second nineteen sixty three. Let me
thank a second Acciday. Everybody's supposed to remember where they was.
I'd working at a school buck depository in Dalla's tetch
It Haunting in Miflin had just come out with that
new math and they had them real thick math buts.
And it's hard to pick your math buck boxes up
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by yourself. And I told them y'all got to get
some man there to help me. They've baggum boxes. And
they hired a fella named Lee's I can't think of
his name. He been in the Marine corn I of course,
in the Navy for five years. He kept bragging about
what a great shot your Marine Corps was, as opposed
to your navel forces.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I said, I tell you what, you little.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Pink coak communist. This afternoon at lunch, I want you
to go back to your boarding house and bring back
your rifle. I got two tickets to the Texas Theater says,
you can't hit that many that crash you know, you
know he cracked off for shots. Damn for president of
the United States. That happened to God by that exact moment,
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we felt bad about that.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Good morning, I got the Big show on the radio,
going to play the Booty Song, one of Tim Wilson's
songs that went worldwide.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
I heard it when I was in Saint Thomas, that's why,
at a bar and.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Sat coming and I heard it on a cruise ship.
Here's that. We were old as that. My boy Til
he's very popular, Yes he is. Let me tell you
about what you can win. You play worthy word with us.
It's a backpack from fishing cycles. Speaking of winning, and
how about a high quality electric bike at affordable prices.
You're gonna buy one? This is This is one to do.
(14:49):
We've seen e bikes for many years now.
Speaker 8 (14:52):
Yeah, he got it. These are really solid built. I
mean you can take them off road, go anywhere. Even
the beach cruiser that I have can go trail right.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
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x all terrain e bike with the fat tires and
powerful motor Impress of forty five mile range. That's the
one you can win. Check it out when you go
to the Big Show dot com. Make sure you get
your name in a hat and hang on. We'll win
this price. BacT play for it ten minutes first Tim
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and a buddhissong.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Okay, the show's planes in the air. The lending gives up.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
This is Tim, Booty Wilson and the booty callers.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
They call it booty man.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Look at that booty. Show me the booty, Give me
the booty. I want the booty. Back up the booty.
I need the booty. I liked the booty. Oh what
the booty shaking that booty. I saw the booty. I
want the booty. Lord ward a booty. Bring on the booty,
give up the booty, loving the booty, round booty, down
for the booty. I want the booty. Hunting the booty,
chasing the booty, kissing the booty, getting the booty beautiful
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bote body smoking booty talked to the booty.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
More booties, fine.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Booty, all about the booty, big old booty, says booty.
Amazing booty. I take the booty.
Speaker 10 (16:21):
Where's the boodhist there the booty walking the booty, touching
the booty, Who's got the booty, grabbing the booty, rubbing
the booty, rubbing the booty, hugging the booty, kissing the booty,
holding the booty and watching the booty, kicking the booty,
sleeping booty, screaming booty, hardy booty, softer booty, sweet of booty, sour.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Booty, new booty, who's booty, who's booty, sister's booty, yo,
mama's booty, cooking booty, mean booty, good luck with the booty,
fun booty, home booty road boot body found booty covered booty,
bad booty, sweated booty. Pout of that booty, bad booty,
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sad of booty, wide booty, witer booty, don't more white
booty live for the booty at the booty is suing
the boodhy, scared of the boot expensive booty, cheat booty,
discount booty, rented booty, leashed booty, selling the booty, working booty,
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easy booty, sleazy booty, greasy booties. You need a lot
more booty if wet booty, dry booty. I hope that
one's my booty, pretty booty, petty, buddhist, little bitty booty
beautiful booty, chrestling the booty, thisssing the booty, missing the booty,
messing with.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
The boodhig Oh, what.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
A wonderful booty, powerful booty, finding the booty, Give me
the booty. Wake up booty, breakfast booty, lunch, booties, upper booty,
dinner boot expensive booty, cheat booty, buffee booty, hot booty,
coold booty, think our booty, delivery booty, all booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty,
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booty booty, booty, booty, booty booty booty.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Well, no wonder that way worldwide, Just catchy, you lost you,
thank you. Well, let's play some wordy word one eight
hundred bigshell you told free line. We'll get a couple
of contestants and play necks. Good morning. It's a big
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show on the radio for you. Monday, August fifth, we
got our feature track with the Big Show bit Box
Unknown History with Clyde the Camel, the Batman TV series,
You stupid, Hey words Batman, when you hit the bit box,
happen The Big Show dot Com click out on their
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contest money can you do? We'll call you some of
the city game you'd like to play with my other
up until like right now, I had everybody's head about
the bad. Just go a wordy word and a wordy word.
All right, let's meet our contestants. We got Mississippi Wricked
of the Mechanic from Aberdeen, Mississippi man, Good morning, Mississippi
(19:49):
Ricked the Mechanic.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Kid, morning, john boy. And since your first time called
to my house, I gotta give you a mad cow move.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
So uh so, Mississippi rick the Mechanic, can we had
a little nickname or something that I can call you
a little shorter?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Tell?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, you have just a little bit shorter.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Uh uh, Well, as long as you don't call me Richard.
That's what they call me when they say, well the defended, please,
so you could just call me.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I got you, Rick, I got you. Well, let's meet Carson.
Oh another Mississippi and Carson is out of Fulton. Good morning, Carson.
Good more than town boy body. All right then, George, sweet,
we got you, Carson and Tater y'all, y'all on the
one team, and then me and Rick will be on
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the other. All right, boys, Well, let's do it. Then,
Carson you were lives rick car Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (20:44):
All right?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Then?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
All right, start the clock now when you poor glass
of beer, the head is on top, it's called what
all that? Yeah? Uh rhymes with it. Blank your hair comb, yeah,
rhymes with it. The super rhymes with it. It's on
your car. It's silver. It's a lot of con Yes,
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all right, go to the bank and take out a
not yes, okay, a king sets on his broom. Lam
is what I'm talking about. Mississippi regul mccar six on
the board. All right's not to love for you, uh carsonentator,
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here's y'all's first round. All right, ready, Carson.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Still ry, go right ahead, you steal rhyming, go an
ice cream?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Blank?
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Yes, men wear this. It's not perfume.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
It's yes, all right.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Hey, you might have a three piece blank when you
dress up, you wear a three piece suit. Yep, uh
rhymes with it. This is when you get on a
train and you blank to work. It's an hour blank, yes,
all right?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Uh blank?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Parton her first name is.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Her last name's parton doesn't rhyme?
Speaker 11 (22:15):
Parton?
Speaker 12 (22:16):
Dolly Dolly, you got it, oh gay Jaggy gave it
to him and all right, then so we got a
six to five score, Eric.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Leading by one, and we're going into round two. All right,
got a potential double double digit game here. All right,
Taytor fetching a new tablet. We've been running through a
lot of words with our overtimes.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
Un firstly, she's panicking because she fetched a blank.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yes, all right, now we're ready. Now, we're ready. All right, Rick,
you ready, go, buddy, let's do it. Start the clock now.
Oh a flower a red road. Uh huh. Oh, it's
a fruit. You eat it and then it sucks it
and it makes your mouth pucker.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Not.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah, that's it when you're out in the snow. This
happens to your toes you get by Yes, uh huh.
Put your car in this not driver reverse, Put it
in park. No between them between uh no between Still
you're doing the motors running. But if you're just sitting there,
let the motor what idle? Yes, I'm sorry, man, I
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can do better on that glue dog got it? Put.
Speaker 8 (23:38):
I think your car needs to recall it has a
shifting here in the.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Park.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
And yeah neutral.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
There you know.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
You know it is Rick the mechanic.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
So yeah, I mean you're talking to a massive mechanic,
and you're describing something.
Speaker 13 (24:00):
Doesn't way to go, John boy stid grease monkey.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Doesn't matter that I have to put my trug in
neutral to keep it idling. No, there's no way you
can know that. Well, maybe we need to hang out.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
You can have your foot on the break and the
thing can be idland man.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yes, I said, alright, well I say what we think about.
Carson and I are over your waiting.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, you and Carson need five to tie, five, will
tie six, will win, and Rick Mike busses bring oh
good cars of Dienttater ready goes.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
This little rodent likes to eat cheese, and you catch
it in a trap my smile, uh rhymes with it.
Your wife is also called your what yes rhymes with it?
A lady's shirt. It's kind of dress. He is called
a what uh huh rhymes with it. You live in
a home, You live in a brick?
Speaker 12 (25:09):
Uh huh?
Speaker 4 (25:10):
All right, now this you you throw your dog will
fetch one of these. It's a limb off a tree.
It's called what no, it's called a what no? Yes, hey,
you might Vinyl used to play music on one of these.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
No, Well, over time, I don't know here over time
tail all right, okay, then, well let's see what we
can do now. Rick, all right, buddy, I'm gonna get
the best clues you ever heard. I hope they're all
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about in cars.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Actually, I hope they're not.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Got you you li's it?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Rick.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
We only got fifteen seconds right here. It's gonna go
by quick. So let's see what we can do.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Okay, let's do it again.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Okay, starting the clock. Now. We used to buy these
and put them on the player a forty five watt
or an hour. Yes, uh huh. After high school you
go off to college. Yes, uh huh with a blank
on top. George Washington, Yes, uh huh. This is a
blue blank or a killer blank in the ocean. Well, Jack,
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give it. I've discovered it. And it was after the bus.
Speaker 8 (26:35):
You've you've rushed your yeah huh when you're feeling a
little anxious announce yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
So well Rick took the meanness out of them because
he was.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
All over.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Three on board three on the board. That's a good job, man.
Let's see what Carson and Tator can do. All right,
get wake up, all right, Carson, are you ready all ready?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Go?
Speaker 4 (27:00):
This is in the ocean and it'll sting you. It's
a blob. What's it called. No, it's a blob. It's
a blob.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
It floats, it floats, it floats.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
It's got temples. Yes, sir, this is also in the ocean.
Charlie of the sea. He's the little chicken of the sea.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
What is he? Howard? If you would have said, you
would have still lost my one. Carson and I throw
a flag for distraction.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
That was not a fair game.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Another day, feel afraid to stay to work and I'll
let you take it out wreck Customer State. Customer States
car will not go into idle.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
Customer States car will not go into idol. Right, it
won't go into idol. Well, try to start an engine.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
There you go.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
It's it's a meme on YouTube where people fill out
their complaint for the car like Customer States, and there's
tons of them.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I figured it, Hey, well.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Well, luckily I explored that a little bit, and then
I just went, I can't believe how many stupid people
there are. They actually had driver's license, right, it's true.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Well, we'll find out where y'all going later. But Rick
does have the Mount Olive Pickles Prize. By, but say
we did it?
Speaker 6 (28:28):
Hell, oh I do I do? John Boy? Can I
give a shout out again?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yes? There, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
I'd like to give a shout out to all wrench
spenders out there. They keep us going redneck or not,
including Redneck Derek Barefoot, Joseph Jaguar, Mike Supernoverville and the
Blue Dog.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
All right, but.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
The cars that we appreciate you too. You can play
again in time, man are sire? Good morning, Big shows
on the radio. Bet request for this Monday morning, coming
from Alan Hensley out of Mount Carmels, Tennessee. Light hear
any Reverend Billy Ray, what you got it allan? Coming
up next? Good morning, and that's a big show on
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the radio. Something you'd like to hear about this time
Monday through Friday. Hit us up at the Big Show
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page Like Alan Hensley from Mount Carmel, Tennessee. He requested
this bit after he played beating the blog last week.
Just TELEVI day, that's what I heard it does. If
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you all right out.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Here you go, well, good morning there John Boy and
Billy and good morning all her beloved friend During radioland
as here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent Full of Gospel of Pennicutial Assembly just
off State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Friends,
our youth Pastor Bobby Lee Gilmore bring me a little
(30:15):
Peace other day. It's aimed at the young folks. He
says he used it at the Big Team rally the
other night and thought it might be helpful for the
kids in radio land too. It's called ten rules they
won't teach you in the modern godless, secular, evolutionistic public
schools system goes like it. Roll number one. Life ain't fire,
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Get used to it. Rule number two. The real world
ain't near as worried about your self esteem as the
folks at you school live. In the real world, people
expect you to actually do something before you run around
feeling all good that you say. Rule number three. If
you think your teachers tough on you, wait till you
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get you a boss. If you screw up on the job,
your boss ain't gonna be a bit worried how you
feel about it. Roll number four. You ain't gonna get
rich right out of high school, especially the ones who
think is gonna be playing in the NBA. A good
number of youngs is gonna have to wear a uniform
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with a name sold on the pocket. And the name
ain't gonna be Kelvin Klein. Roll number five. Flipping Hamburgers
ain't beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different name
for flipping burgers. They called it opportunity. Run that word
through the Google if you don't know what it means about.
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Roll number six. Everything ain't your parents' fault. If you
don't know that yet, you'll learn it pretty quick soon
as you move out of the house. If you screw up,
it's all on you. Roll number Before you was born,
your parents wasn't half as boring as they are now.
They got that way from paying your bills and cleaning
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up your mess listening to you run on about how
you do things. If he is running the world, speaking
of that, before you head out to save the environment,
try picking up some of that mess on the floor
of your bedrooms. Roll number eight. If you're a girl
running around town dressed up like the horror of Babylon,
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don't mean you're a modern woman. It means you're dressed
up like a horse. Go put some more clothes on
rode the line. Life ain't divided up into semesters. You
don't get the summers off. You don't even get a
spring break. People in real life expect you to show
up every day for eight hours, twelve months a year,
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and it'll be that way till the Lord comes back
or you die. And rule number ten. If you think
thank you Boss is tough, wait till you get the
hell and meet the devil. Now if that laughs, it
ain't to your liking. There's good news. The Lord don't
want you to meet the devil. He's done a good
bit of thinking on it and come up with the
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ways he'll get you out of it. Even you're rich.
Daddy can't pull that one off for you. Come here
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and it's time to turn so you don't burn John
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Speaker 5 (34:24):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
We all know history, but there's so much more we
don't know.
Speaker 14 (34:31):
I'm Sir David Attenborough and this is unknown history. The
place Hollywood, California. The year is nineteen sixty five. Television
is ruled by three major networks, NBC, CBS and ABC.
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Competition for viewers is fierce and risks have to be taken.
Everyone will looking for the next big thing, and although
they didn't know it at the time, ABC held the
Golden Goose, its name was Batman. Not everyone was excited
about the prospect of a TV show based on a
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comic book. After all, this was the swinging sixties. Hip
cats and cool kiddies would likely not find the series groovy,
but ABC was committed and the search was on to
find the perfect leading man to protect Gotham City and
bolster the network's sagging ratings. Okay, bus we got it
(35:39):
down to three choices. Lyle Wagner, Adam West and this guy.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (35:47):
There's something about this guy.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
I like.
Speaker 14 (35:54):
He was a fresh face in tinseltown. Adam West and
Lyle Wagner had a handful of credits and a solid reputation.
But maybe what this project needed was a wild card.
And they came no wilder than him. He even went
by just one name, Clyde me. This guy has got it.
(36:20):
Congratulations Batman.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
A star was born.
Speaker 14 (36:29):
Even the network executives were in love with their new star. No,
I'm not a fruitcake er anything that is one handsome
son of a gun. Because of Clyde, major stars were
drawn to the series. Everyone wanted to be in his orbit.
Caesar Romero, Burgess, Meredith, Frank Gorsh and Julie Numa. All
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of them signed on without even looking at a script.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
Something about this guy.
Speaker 14 (36:58):
The sets were built, costumes made, scripts written. Everything was
a goal until the unthinkable happened. Clyde's checkered past reared
its ugly head. Lads Blake, who was to portray Aunt Harriet,
had an unknown passion. She collected stag films and in
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several of those films was a very familiar face. The
Hollywood rumor mill exploded, Clyde's secret was exposed, among other things,
the network tried to run interference. They held a news
(37:43):
conference to let Clyde explain yea, his heart felt apology
(38:05):
fell on deaf ears, and one day before shooting was
to begin, the network lost its batman.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
They quickly put the Cape of.
Speaker 14 (38:16):
Cowl on Adam West and the rest is history. But
in an interesting side note, the network did give Clyde
a job. You never saw him, but you did hear
him in every episode until next time. This is Sir
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David Edinburgh reminding you that it's not the history that's known,
it's the history unknown.
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Show dot com Man. Right now, it's time to play
beat the Blood right that's we're not contestant playing at
a sealed Alabama is known by his handle Scrappy Doo.
Good morning, Scrappy Do. Good mister boy, have you bunny?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
How right?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Scrappy do? We asked you some questions. You agree and
disagree and get two bells for two buzzers and you
go win the big Old mount Olive Biggles Prize. Pie. Okay, Okay,
thank you buddy. Let's do it here, Tater. Do your
jeans have anything to do with being cross sized?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
If the woods you're wearing are too tight, I'll definitely
knock them. You mean your jeans like you're from your Yes,
your jeans do matter.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
They do, so Scrappy do agree or disagree? Ill disagree,
and that's a muscular problem, I think. Okay, Well, Scrappy
do about that. Yes, it is an inherited condition, but
it still isn't clearly predictable. Okay, So all right, Scrappy,
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we're not relying on your knowledge. Now, well, that's one buzzer.
All right, I've got to get this one. Why tittered?
Is a man and a woman standing in front of you.
Both are about the same size and weight. Which of
their bodies contains more water?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Oh, the one that's doing the peepee dance?
Speaker 5 (02:40):
All right?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
The one that contains most water is the woman.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
The woman contains the most water. Crappy, do agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
And no, man, Yes, that's as y'all use that excuse
more than than we got there. We retain you say
you do? Anyway, we all going to Scrappy Dow. We
do have a cool consolation prize for you, and we'll
hook you up with that. All right, bonny, all I
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appreciate it. All right, where's now? All right, let's jump out,
catch you up on your news. Tell Wilson song requests,
the one coming in.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Hot h.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Good morning. It's a big showing the radio, some Tim
song requests. So I'm coming from the corner from missus
Jackie Curry. Yeah, full slate of NFL preseason games this weekend.
Let's get ready with Ricket Tedwell's mama.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Ricketedwell was a great athlete, was a big, strong boy
that was quick on his feet. In every college in
the country wanted Ricky on their line. But one the
scouts come knocking on Rickey's. No worry, they didn't want
to talk to young rick no more. When they saw
his mama. She's the one they wanted to sign.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
She want a roll bond.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
Woman raised on the farm, had bear bright tattooed on
her forearm. She's a Maynard and hell and run a
body and boor poet breed, and she could watched hundred
bitch press five the hands down me and this homemaker alive.
Got a scholarship playing line by her in the SEC.
Ricketed Wells Mama's gonna play football. Hurry old names Doris,
(05:15):
but they're gonna call her too tall. She got shoulders
and a hind end four foot wife. Gone to college
on the floor ride, Doris. Tidwell's gonna play in the
inn set. She'd wash all their team makes uniforms, tucked
everybody in and the football dorm cook the game meals.
(05:38):
Set the Lord's prayer. You miss in the joke strap
She's got a spare. Crawl in the huddle and call
all the plays only one enough to go both ways.
Get a mouthful of mud, start knees, cussing up the coaches,
spitting on rever. He's ricketed Wells, Mama's gonna play football.
Hurry O names Doris. Everybody calls her too tall. They
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say she's a fine young man, but she's really not.
Wreckage Mama was the master of the chief shard and
on a triple option play she could ruin your day.
She led the team in tackles in the league in sacks,
put the book for killing nine quarterbacks. But the school's
reputation was destroyed. The a huge wreckage mama of steroids.
(06:28):
Rickett Wells Mama's own probation, and Alabama is under their
ninth investigations. Yeah, they wouldn't lead poor ricketed Wells Mama alone.
She'd been taking mail hormones. Doris ted Wells gonna be
hell in the fal Ricketed Wells Mama.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Whoa.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Travis Truman And hey, oh yeah, hey.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Good morning, big shows on the radio. Appreciate you and
kicking your work week off with us. Missed any of
the show this morning, God to catch it all the
John Obilly Lake Risers podcast after we're in the broadcast
here this morning Bill Brown lunchtime for the whole tribute
to Tim show would have been his sixty third birthday.
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All right, right now, it's time for dumb crooking used
dumb crook story sending my you to make show listeners
from all over the world. The address will follow this report,
which is entitled Florida Man, Chapter three. Two curious Flagler
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County deputies turned their cruiser around after seeing an older
Florida man wearing nothing but a blue speedough wave at
him as they drove by. As they approached a man,
he told him he had been smoking some wicked weed
and they should try a bowl. The debities declined, but
asked where he had gotten it, but a man then
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proudly led him to his backyard where his pot plant
was still growing.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
I did.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
A sixty five year old was arrested for possession and
cultivation of marijuana when a Pensacola, Florida man showed up
in a local er with a gunshot wound to his wrists.
And a bizarre explanation to go along with it. Hospital
staff called the police. Man told the responding deputies he
had to decided to put down the seven three month
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old shepherd mixed puppies because he couldn't find homes for him.
He said, he loaded his handgun and began gathering up
the dogs in his arms with a gun in his
right hand. Yeah, one of the puppies wiggled around and
put its pall on the trigger of the gun, fired it,
wounding the man's left wrist. Justice man was charged with
(09:23):
animal cruelty. The puppies were taken to a local animal shelter,
all adopted. The old puppy shoots Florida man I named
that one triggered Hey. The Sodo County, Florida man stole
the high end four wheeler and ducked into a nearby
gated community to hide. Police received numerous calls about somebody
riding through homeowners properties on a red four wheeler. So
(09:46):
when police arrived, the man of the approach to homeowner
and asked me could use their electrical outlet to charge
his ankle monitor. He was arrested ad in grand theft,
although to his already long list of offenses. A Cresview,
Florida man was called on neighborhood security cameras committing a
series of car and home burglaries. On the footage, you
(10:09):
can see him stealing a handgun from one of the
vehicles and stuffing a pistol into the front of his pants.
Oh yeah, short time later you've seen checking more cars,
brazenally checking if a lord garage door could be raised,
But as he'd bent over to try to lift it,
the stolen gun discharged, shooting him in the thigh. The
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loud gunshot and subsequent screams of agony log the homeowner
who called the police taken to an air of by
hospital treatment end, then to a jail for booking, and
finally a Daytona, Florida man called nine to one one
to report that he and his girlfriend were trapped inside
of a locked closet on the campus of DAYTONA State college.
(10:53):
Man said they had gotten trapped inside the space two
days earlier while hiding from some men who had been
chasing them. Well. When police arrived, they found a couple
inside of a janitor's closet in the school's environmental science building,
and after freeing the pair. They made several interesting discoveries. One,
there was drug paraphernalia and evidence of drug use found
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inside of the closet. Two, they were not students at
the facility and did not have permission to be on
campus property. Three those men that were chasing them were
campus security. And best of all, the closet they were
trapped inside of had no lock. They had apparently spent
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two days trying to push open the door that needed
to be pulled. I told you that stuff for makeel stupid.
Didn't what to do or charged with trespassing, evading police,
possession of drug paravenelia and stupidity. Yes have you got
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big shows on the radio? All right, uncle be is no.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
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thank a second Acciday. Everybody's supposed to remember where they was.
I'd working at a school buck depository in Dalla's tetch
It Haunting in Miflin had just come out with that
new math and they had them real thick math buts.
And it's hard to pick your math buck boxes up
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by yourself. And I told them y'all got to get
some man there to help me. They've baggum boxes. And
they hired a fella named Lee's I can't think of
his name. He been in the Marine corn I of course,
in the Navy for five years. He kept bragging about
what a great shot your Marine Corps was, as opposed
to your navel forces.
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to go back to your boarding house and bring back
your rifle. I got two tickets to the Texas Theater says,
you can't hit that many that crash you know, you
know he cracked off for shots. Damn for president of
the United States. That happened to God by that exact moment,
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we felt bad about that.
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going to play the Booty Song, one of Tim Wilson's
songs that went worldwide.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
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at a bar and.
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bote body smoking booty talked to the booty.
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fun booty, home booty road boot body found booty covered booty,
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easy booty, sleazy booty, greasy booties. You need a lot
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booty booty, booty, booty, booty booty booty.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Well, no wonder that way worldwide, Just catchy, you lost you,
thank you. Well, let's play some wordy word one eight
hundred bigshell you told free line. We'll get a couple
of contestants and play necks. Good morning. It's a big
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show on the radio for you. Monday, August fifth, we
got our feature track with the Big Show bit Box
Unknown History with Clyde the Camel, the Batman TV series,
You stupid, Hey words Batman, when you hit the bit box,
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contest money can you do? We'll call you some of
the city game you'd like to play with my other
up until like right now, I had everybody's head about
the bad. Just go a wordy word and a wordy word.
All right, let's meet our contestants. We got Mississippi Wricked
of the Mechanic from Aberdeen, Mississippi man, Good morning, Mississippi
(19:49):
Ricked the Mechanic.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Kid, morning, john boy. And since your first time called
to my house, I gotta give you a mad cow move.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
So uh so, Mississippi rick the Mechanic, can we had
a little nickname or something that I can call you
a little shorter?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Tell?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, you have just a little bit shorter.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Uh uh, Well, as long as you don't call me Richard.
That's what they call me when they say, well the defended, please,
so you could just call me.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I got you, Rick, I got you. Well, let's meet Carson.
Oh another Mississippi and Carson is out of Fulton. Good morning, Carson.
Good more than town boy body. All right then, George, sweet,
we got you, Carson and Tater y'all, y'all on the
one team, and then me and Rick will be on
(20:38):
the other. All right, boys, Well, let's do it. Then,
Carson you were lives rick car Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (20:44):
All right?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Then?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
All right, start the clock now when you poor glass
of beer, the head is on top, it's called what
all that? Yeah? Uh rhymes with it. Blank your hair comb, yeah,
rhymes with it. The super rhymes with it. It's on
your car. It's silver. It's a lot of con Yes,
(21:13):
all right, go to the bank and take out a
not yes, okay, a king sets on his broom. Lam
is what I'm talking about. Mississippi regul mccar six on
the board. All right's not to love for you, uh carsonentator,
(21:36):
here's y'all's first round. All right, ready, Carson.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Still ry, go right ahead, you steal rhyming, go an
ice cream?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Blank?
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Yes, men wear this. It's not perfume.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
It's yes, all right.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Hey, you might have a three piece blank when you
dress up, you wear a three piece suit. Yep, uh
rhymes with it. This is when you get on a
train and you blank to work. It's an hour blank, yes,
all right?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Uh blank?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Parton her first name is.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Her last name's parton doesn't rhyme?
Speaker 11 (22:15):
Parton?
Speaker 12 (22:16):
Dolly Dolly, you got it, oh gay Jaggy gave it
to him and all right, then so we got a
six to five score, Eric.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Leading by one, and we're going into round two. All right,
got a potential double double digit game here. All right,
Taytor fetching a new tablet. We've been running through a
lot of words with our overtimes.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
Un firstly, she's panicking because she fetched a blank.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yes, all right, now we're ready. Now, we're ready. All right, Rick,
you ready, go, buddy, let's do it. Start the clock now.
Oh a flower a red road. Uh huh. Oh, it's
a fruit. You eat it and then it sucks it
and it makes your mouth pucker.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Not.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah, that's it when you're out in the snow. This
happens to your toes you get by Yes, uh huh.
Put your car in this not driver reverse, Put it
in park. No between them between uh no between Still
you're doing the motors running. But if you're just sitting there,
let the motor what idle? Yes, I'm sorry, man, I
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can do better on that glue dog got it? Put.
Speaker 8 (23:38):
I think your car needs to recall it has a
shifting here in the.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Park.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
And yeah neutral.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
There you know.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
You know it is Rick the mechanic.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
So yeah, I mean you're talking to a massive mechanic,
and you're describing something.
Speaker 13 (24:00):
Doesn't way to go, John boy stid grease monkey.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Doesn't matter that I have to put my trug in
neutral to keep it idling. No, there's no way you
can know that. Well, maybe we need to hang out.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
You can have your foot on the break and the
thing can be idland man.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yes, I said, alright, well I say what we think about.
Carson and I are over your waiting.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, you and Carson need five to tie, five, will
tie six, will win, and Rick Mike busses bring oh
good cars of Dienttater ready goes.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
This little rodent likes to eat cheese, and you catch
it in a trap my smile, uh rhymes with it.
Your wife is also called your what yes rhymes with it?
A lady's shirt. It's kind of dress. He is called
a what uh huh rhymes with it. You live in
a home, You live in a brick?
Speaker 12 (25:09):
Uh huh?
Speaker 4 (25:10):
All right, now this you you throw your dog will
fetch one of these. It's a limb off a tree.
It's called what no, it's called a what no? Yes, hey,
you might Vinyl used to play music on one of these.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
No, Well, over time, I don't know here over time
tail all right, okay, then, well let's see what we
can do now. Rick, all right, buddy, I'm gonna get
the best clues you ever heard. I hope they're all
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about in cars.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Actually, I hope they're not.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Got you you li's it?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Rick.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
We only got fifteen seconds right here. It's gonna go
by quick. So let's see what we can do.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Okay, let's do it again.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Okay, starting the clock. Now. We used to buy these
and put them on the player a forty five watt
or an hour. Yes, uh huh. After high school you
go off to college. Yes, uh huh with a blank
on top. George Washington, Yes, uh huh. This is a
blue blank or a killer blank in the ocean. Well, Jack,
(26:24):
give it. I've discovered it. And it was after the bus.
Speaker 8 (26:35):
You've you've rushed your yeah huh when you're feeling a
little anxious announce yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
So well Rick took the meanness out of them because
he was.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
All over.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Three on board three on the board. That's a good job, man.
Let's see what Carson and Tator can do. All right,
get wake up, all right, Carson, are you ready all ready?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Go?
Speaker 4 (27:00):
This is in the ocean and it'll sting you. It's
a blob. What's it called. No, it's a blob. It's
a blob.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
It floats, it floats, it floats.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
It's got temples. Yes, sir, this is also in the ocean.
Charlie of the sea. He's the little chicken of the sea.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
What is he? Howard? If you would have said, you
would have still lost my one. Carson and I throw
a flag for distraction.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
That was not a fair game.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Another day, feel afraid to stay to work and I'll
let you take it out wreck Customer State. Customer States
car will not go into idle.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
Customer States car will not go into idol. Right, it
won't go into idol. Well, try to start an engine.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
There you go.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
It's it's a meme on YouTube where people fill out
their complaint for the car like Customer States, and there's
tons of them.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I figured it, Hey, well.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Well, luckily I explored that a little bit, and then
I just went, I can't believe how many stupid people
there are. They actually had driver's license, right, it's true.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Well, we'll find out where y'all going later. But Rick
does have the Mount Olive Pickles Prize. By, but say
we did it?
Speaker 6 (28:28):
Hell, oh I do I do? John Boy? Can I
give a shout out again?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yes? There, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
I'd like to give a shout out to all wrench
spenders out there. They keep us going redneck or not,
including Redneck Derek Barefoot, Joseph Jaguar, Mike Supernoverville and the
Blue Dog.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
All right, but.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
The cars that we appreciate you too. You can play
again in time, man are sire? Good morning, Big shows
on the radio. Bet request for this Monday morning, coming
from Alan Hensley out of Mount Carmels, Tennessee. Light hear
any Reverend Billy Ray, what you got it allan? Coming
up next? Good morning, and that's a big show on
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the radio. Something you'd like to hear about this time
Monday through Friday. Hit us up at the Big Show
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page Like Alan Hensley from Mount Carmel, Tennessee. He requested
this bit after he played beating the blog last week.
Just TELEVI day, that's what I heard it does. If
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you all right out.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Here you go, well, good morning there John Boy and
Billy and good morning all her beloved friend During radioland
as here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent Full of Gospel of Pennicutial Assembly just
off State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Friends,
our youth Pastor Bobby Lee Gilmore bring me a little
(30:15):
Peace other day. It's aimed at the young folks. He
says he used it at the Big Team rally the
other night and thought it might be helpful for the
kids in radio land too. It's called ten rules they
won't teach you in the modern godless, secular, evolutionistic public
schools system goes like it. Roll number one. Life ain't fire,
(30:40):
Get used to it. Rule number two. The real world
ain't near as worried about your self esteem as the
folks at you school live. In the real world, people
expect you to actually do something before you run around
feeling all good that you say. Rule number three. If
you think your teachers tough on you, wait till you
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get you a boss. If you screw up on the job,
your boss ain't gonna be a bit worried how you
feel about it. Roll number four. You ain't gonna get
rich right out of high school, especially the ones who
think is gonna be playing in the NBA. A good
number of youngs is gonna have to wear a uniform
(31:23):
with a name sold on the pocket. And the name
ain't gonna be Kelvin Klein. Roll number five. Flipping Hamburgers
ain't beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different name
for flipping burgers. They called it opportunity. Run that word
through the Google if you don't know what it means about.
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Roll number six. Everything ain't your parents' fault. If you
don't know that yet, you'll learn it pretty quick soon
as you move out of the house. If you screw up,
it's all on you. Roll number Before you was born,
your parents wasn't half as boring as they are now.
They got that way from paying your bills and cleaning
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up your mess listening to you run on about how
you do things. If he is running the world, speaking
of that, before you head out to save the environment,
try picking up some of that mess on the floor
of your bedrooms. Roll number eight. If you're a girl
running around town dressed up like the horror of Babylon,
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don't mean you're a modern woman. It means you're dressed
up like a horse. Go put some more clothes on
rode the line. Life ain't divided up into semesters. You
don't get the summers off. You don't even get a
spring break. People in real life expect you to show
up every day for eight hours, twelve months a year,
(32:52):
and it'll be that way till the Lord comes back
or you die. And rule number ten. If you think
thank you Boss is tough, wait till you get the
hell and meet the devil. Now if that laughs, it
ain't to your liking. There's good news. The Lord don't
want you to meet the devil. He's done a good
bit of thinking on it and come up with the
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ways he'll get you out of it. Even you're rich.
Daddy can't pull that one off for you. Come here
all about it this Sunday morning at eleven o'clock am
at this order Joshua Independent for of gos P. Pennycostal Assembly,
just off State Road twenty three. On the front of
the road, it says Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding you,
(33:33):
and it's time to turn so you don't burn John
Boy and Billy y'all keep them straight up.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
There's big show on the radio here for a few
more minutes for you in the broadcast up next to
podcasts in tires show you need to check it out
head to mess up. It's honor and Tim Wilson starting
first Dang early this morning and right now feature track
from the Big Show. Good Box would like to have
this for your John Moore and Billy album. Keyword Batman.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
We all know history, but there's so much more we
don't know.
Speaker 14 (34:31):
I'm Sir David Attenborough and this is unknown history. The
place Hollywood, California. The year is nineteen sixty five. Television
is ruled by three major networks, NBC, CBS and ABC.
(34:54):
Competition for viewers is fierce and risks have to be taken.
Everyone will looking for the next big thing, and although
they didn't know it at the time, ABC held the
Golden Goose, its name was Batman. Not everyone was excited
about the prospect of a TV show based on a
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comic book. After all, this was the swinging sixties. Hip
cats and cool kiddies would likely not find the series groovy,
but ABC was committed and the search was on to
find the perfect leading man to protect Gotham City and
bolster the network's sagging ratings. Okay, bus we got it
(35:39):
down to three choices. Lyle Wagner, Adam West and this guy.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (35:47):
There's something about this guy.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
I like.
Speaker 14 (35:54):
He was a fresh face in tinseltown. Adam West and
Lyle Wagner had a handful of credits and a solid reputation.
But maybe what this project needed was a wild card.
And they came no wilder than him. He even went
by just one name, Clyde me. This guy has got it.
(36:20):
Congratulations Batman.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
A star was born.
Speaker 14 (36:29):
Even the network executives were in love with their new star. No,
I'm not a fruitcake er anything that is one handsome
son of a gun. Because of Clyde, major stars were
drawn to the series. Everyone wanted to be in his orbit.
Caesar Romero, Burgess, Meredith, Frank Gorsh and Julie Numa. All
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of them signed on without even looking at a script.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
Something about this guy.
Speaker 14 (36:58):
The sets were built, costumes made, scripts written. Everything was
a goal until the unthinkable happened. Clyde's checkered past reared
its ugly head. Lads Blake, who was to portray Aunt Harriet,
had an unknown passion. She collected stag films and in
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several of those films was a very familiar face. The
Hollywood rumor mill exploded, Clyde's secret was exposed, among other things,
the network tried to run interference. They held a news
(37:43):
conference to let Clyde explain yea, his heart felt apology
(38:05):
fell on deaf ears, and one day before shooting was
to begin, the network lost its batman.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
They quickly put the Cape of.
Speaker 14 (38:16):
Cowl on Adam West and the rest is history. But
in an interesting side note, the network did give Clyde
a job. You never saw him, but you did hear
him in every episode until next time. This is Sir
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David Edinburgh reminding you that it's not the history that's known,
it's the history unknown.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
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