May 17, 2024 • 37 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy accidentally under-sleeps and discovers he has too many hats.. - Remember Dell’s Den Ad Talk Line? - we’ve got the call that made him Big Show famous.. - We’ve got a visit with Frank Calliendo.. - John Boy reveals his desire to drive a garbage truck.. - Ward Burton takes inspiration from Dell’s Den and starts up Ward Burton’s Caterpillar Corner .. - John Boy has a Dr. Evil’ish plan for hiring prisoners.. - We’ll run down a list of Dumb Crooks.. - and in the final hour, we have Sherman Pratt, the Stupie Quiz, Mad Max and we’ll close out with a letter from a listener!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, a lot more big show coming.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Up, John Boy, Big Big Show, fels picky.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
I'm apthew.
Speaker 4 (00:06):
Oh Marcel, you picked an awful time to call. Well,
listen to the radio. We're right in the middle of
the news centro.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You boobe.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
No, no, not, you're racing, fat boy, pull up a
couple of chairs to get down.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they
can go on making that audio magic known as.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
John Boy The Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Carry on straight.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
People, Good morning, big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I got so many hats in my closet.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
What is with you?
Speaker 7 (01:07):
Man?
Speaker 8 (01:09):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I hate when I accidentally under sleep. I have time
to walk around.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I've been the first one here, you know, like twice
this year, and.
Speaker 9 (01:19):
You've already discovered the hat problem.
Speaker 10 (01:24):
Everybody's in here talking about the show we're going. We've
got the bits together. Guy walks in, sets down. It's quiet, man,
My closet is full of hats.
Speaker 9 (01:33):
It's like being with the guys from a man I
love lamp.
Speaker 10 (01:38):
You'd have got the same looks. Please on, behalf of
everybody here. Stop thinking, ignore your surroundings like you normally do.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
We get along much better. My closet is full of hats.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Speaker 11 (01:59):
If you ever become a double Knot spy, that will
be a good way for you guys to recognize each other,
like cheese.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Cousins are good. Oh hello, double O seven.
Speaker 12 (02:16):
A big bag of hats in the closet, you know.
Playing a fancy girl has some big She works at
(02:38):
the nuclear station in the trying to explain what happened
farther away from the reactor.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I mean, that's okay for her, But look at Marty, world.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Is good.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Be a good today, boys, I say, we can't top this.
Let's just get out.
Speaker 10 (03:07):
Let's just throw the automn pilot and make it run
for you and get here early.
Speaker 12 (03:11):
Feel like it doesn't been here, you know, as only
you know the beginning of the show. So I like
this plan.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I think all of us should start getting up early
on purpose.
Speaker 9 (03:20):
Okay, you're just wanting us to sort through your hats, aren't.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
You now, y'all? If you get there before I do,
go through them hats, Yeah.
Speaker 12 (03:31):
All right, you know, maybe this is time to clean out.
Y'all know how I tend together?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
No no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You're saying that because she knows there's gonna be her
and Jackie in there.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I get such cool stuff. I mean, like god, Lee, yeah,
I know.
Speaker 12 (03:49):
I mean I got a fish tangler, a fish collar,
a fish vibrator.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
And lots of other stuff from Billy's side of the office.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
What you know, hats and t shirts. Man.
Speaker 11 (04:09):
But it's like in a movie when they're tracking the
serial killer and they finally find his layer and they
walk in, Oh my gosh, this guy's nice.
Speaker 12 (04:19):
Tell anyway, tell you, Jackie, if you would just sometimes
just like with me, let's go through some stuff and
with me and bring it out on.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
The phone with me in spirit.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Alright. So anyway, so we'll get to that. All right,
we're getting stuff done. Hi, fine, good morning. Everybody.
Speaker 13 (04:40):
Got a big show on the radio here for Thursday,
May the sixteenth. Wow, only fifteen days ago was May day?
Remember us dancing around the maypole, just thinking this that
months would last forever.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
That was me.
Speaker 13 (04:54):
That's the meat pole, all right, So here you go,
here's your legs up with this Thursday May sixteen. On
this date, eighteen ninety one, spam, speaking of the meat pulp.
Spam was introduced by the goa Hormel in company.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's George A Hormel.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I know he thought it was Geo Theurpal company. I
know it.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Spam been around there in eighteen ninety one.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Indeed, I got some of my house has been around
that long.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Good God have had to raise him little spams. The
first spam raise.
Speaker 9 (05:27):
Well, you know, there wasn't much else going on, or
it never would have caught on to begin with. It
had to be before cable.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
We do that for sure. Spam. I like spam.
Speaker 13 (05:36):
Yeah, Well, is that recipe you always talk about U
spam spam burgers?
Speaker 14 (05:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (05:40):
I take half of a can of spam and would
use a cheese grater or a cabbage grade or whatever
and grade it into a pound of hamburger meat, mix
it all together and make hamburgers out of it.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I called them spamburgers. Put a little dresses on them.
Through Randy.
Speaker 13 (05:56):
It was on this day nineteen eighty doctor George Nicopolis Ellis,
Presley's personal physician and close friend, was indicted by the
Shelby County Grand Jury in Memphis on fourteen counts of
illegally prescribing drugs for Elvis. Jerry Lee Lewis and nine
others who was reprimanded and barred from practice nineteen eighty
I one to who the nine others was in my
other famous or I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Than Bradshaw right down the list, dig e.
Speaker 13 (06:23):
It was on this day in nineteen eighty five, the
Wicked Witch of the West really died. Eighty two year
old actress Margaret Hamilton died of a heart attack when
a house fell on it.
Speaker 9 (06:33):
I'm just yeah, there was a white load thing she
was going out of interesting.
Speaker 13 (06:37):
She played the role of the Wicked Witch of the
nineteen thirty nine filmed The Wizard of Oz. During the filmy,
she wore green makeup, which rubbed off on anything she touched.
The studio actually hired an assistant to accompany Hamilton to
the bathroom to prevent smearing the green makeup all over
her costume.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Wow, why both, where are my wifers? Where are they? Wow?
Speaker 13 (07:00):
Telling them girls and freaking out and trying to get
a T shirt over my head without makeup coming off.
Speaker 10 (07:03):
You imagine, really, I had to just throw that filth
towel over your head.
Speaker 13 (07:06):
You had a bed fun I said, new invention towel man,
that's cool. It's gonna be the next thing Bills trying
to share. But when we were shooting to TV commercial it
was real hot.
Speaker 15 (07:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (07:16):
So so I got this new like sweat towel ken
the buddy mine gave it to me like the Carolina
Panthers uses.
Speaker 13 (07:22):
It's like it's not like a towel. It feels like
kind of rubbers comes some kind of space age.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
It's like a rubber.
Speaker 12 (07:26):
She just put it on you and it says, yeah,
it just soaks the sweat, like you know, right into
it cold and it feels cold.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
So so this's your personality over here, he goes, Fellers,
you gotta feel this thing gets So this.
Speaker 10 (07:38):
Is after we all wipe his face, whether that his
head and it's soaking wet.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
It's like three inches thick and so full of water hair.
Try put it out. I swept it around my head out.
Thank you Johnny for sharing your filth towel.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Uh that was fun. Yeah, it was loads of last
All right, Well there you go.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
Now be guarding before someone drops her fifty cowld on you.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
But there you go.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
There's your legs up. That's where we'll.
Speaker 12 (08:12):
Get out three categories from if you would like to
play let's do it right now, one eight hundred big show.
Speaker 13 (08:16):
You're toll free, line call or not. We'll do it next.
(08:40):
Come on to the big shows.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Already, go here.
Speaker 13 (08:42):
We are moving around about this.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Outburst. Let's play outburst.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
It's the game that anyone can win. Jo boys, give
the prizes from the big prize.
Speaker 9 (08:58):
Let's go you contested number one.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
This shot.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You're playing us have them hurry up.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
And guest time you love the guest time you love
a big shots?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Shoot?
Speaker 8 (09:27):
Hello, Michael, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
What are you doing this morning?
Speaker 16 (09:31):
Man?
Speaker 8 (09:32):
Man? I fell out a bit about ten minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
All right, well just lay there, don't move. You might
be hurt.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
Well I could be.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Alright, buddy, Well let's play this same you hear the
legs up? Michael?
Speaker 8 (09:43):
All right, yeah, I caught the tail endo.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
All right.
Speaker 13 (09:45):
Let's see what you got here. We need three meets
ready to go get the ah the first time we've
heard about EMU meat.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Man, all right, Michael, let's go. Let me see. We
need three prescription drugs ready go.
Speaker 8 (10:06):
Uh artie, cotton, morphine and thylon.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Oh right, for the hard stuff.
Speaker 9 (10:14):
Are you what was that last one?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Zylon? That is my hope.
Speaker 11 (10:19):
One of those those robots in Battlestar Galactica they used
to fight all the time.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Some lady's about ninety three years old that lives up
the street had to go get some the other day
and she told me what it was, and I said,
I don't want to know what it's for you.
Speaker 9 (10:30):
A pretty close track of what prescriptions are.
Speaker 12 (10:32):
Boy in the neighborhood is well, when you're ninety three
and I'm working in my yard, she comes down and
tells me everything.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Oh I see, so, say Michael, that's a good neighbor.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I try to be good neighbor, like a good neighbor. Michael,
is there?
Speaker 9 (10:45):
Who is it that's on oxy contin? The synthetic heroin?
Speaker 8 (10:49):
Man, they are some crazy stuff. There's a lot of.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
People on, especially in your neighborhood.
Speaker 17 (10:54):
I'm hoping, Billy, you may have actually reached the point
where you've read everything you need to.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
All right, Michael, here it is for the win.
Speaker 13 (11:04):
Three things that are green ready gosteied.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
This good?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Falling out of bed on top of the world. They
don't get no better than that, doesn't Michael. Hey, I
love this guy.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
We have a little story when we were when I
first started working for you guys.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Screwed up a lot.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
No, he won and VCR adapter that you guys are
giving away. I told him you want a VCR, so
he went and bought a bunch of movies. And I've
never got the v CR.
Speaker 11 (11:44):
I remember this thing, and this is the thing you
plug into your eight track player and lets you play movies.
Speaker 9 (11:48):
I remember that.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, but I'll tell you what, Michael, this is pretty sweet.
You got a bottle of our sweet and.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Mild grilling sauce and copy top sicret recipes. Thank you.
And you got one of those compact Holland grills. Yes
you do. That is so cool.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
You call your dad up, say about to get some movies, and.
Speaker 12 (12:11):
I go, Jackie, get your info. Good morning, you got
a big show on AL Radio. More chances for you to.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Win coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve wracking they are. I don't even complain when they
(12:42):
make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids. That's where the comet hits the
son of a.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Good morning.
Speaker 12 (13:31):
The Big Show is on the radio, all right. Here's
the message from Dale's Den.
Speaker 13 (13:35):
You can look at pictures of Dale's restaurant at the
Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
We listen to his message.
Speaker 14 (13:46):
Day's d n ad talked, the spring has sprung upon
us started coming out. Everything look good, baby, wak out
what I'm with now, Mosquitoes. Hey, the fact thing's gonna
be right after a hard wonner. Here the dead, the jamming, everybody,
(14:10):
come on down to the dead. I just want to
get a few things off a chance. Hey, you know
how I am. Every once in a while I have
to lighten up.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (14:22):
First, let me tell you about the t Vault States.
We got some great t baux states, But every once
in a while we'll run into a different cutter to
cut the stakes and charge a little bit more. So
every once in a while the t Baue stakes might
be a little bit more. We tried like hell to
(14:42):
keep them down to our regular price. The prices we
have on our menu, but every once in a while
they'll be just a little bit more. So check with
us on know t ball on with your awn over one,
see what the prize he is on them. Nine times
out of ten, they're gonna bigger price that we advertised.
But every once in a while we still want you
(15:05):
to enjoy a good tvon that window. You wasn't my
pad just a little bit more now, we ain't gonna
pour no water over your eyes and shoot you some
junks hey in the den, give us a little time
call ahead. I wouldn't give out the telephone number, but
I got too many people still playing on the telephone.
(15:26):
We don't have a operator or whatever you call it.
Just sit down and ask our calls to talk to you.
So we have to stop what we doing here to
dead to ask the telephone. Okay, at that stalls time
for us to be serving our customers. The best that
we can do for the people that are right here
are the people that are acted really up to the park.
(15:49):
So if you've got some kind of problem with the
telephone that you just want to.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Call somebody, don't call Denians.
Speaker 14 (15:57):
Call somebody else like your policemen are your congressmans are
your president. You know, people who are paid to listen
to you and your little thing. Don't call the den.
But if you want some good eat, there's some good directions.
It's so good happening. We'll be glad to tell you.
(16:17):
But we don't have anybody who sittn't here waiting on
your little bulls to call here and about you in
New York. You want throw and sts delivered and all
over meth like that. Yo, it don't even make this. Hey,
check your life out, get a life here in the den.
(16:39):
If you want to take us for us being everything
that we do is inside of there's dead and it's
all so sweet. Listen, it's fabulous. Maybe then fabulous. We
got the best of strength. It's so sud How can
you do it? How could you sell such a big
(17:01):
ass shrill for such a lever won price. But I
say high low babies, to get the fealt for you. Now, look,
I want to think a little money.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
That's the name of the game that I should stay
in visit.
Speaker 14 (17:16):
But I want you to be satisfied and all our
will eat.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Say I believe you'll.
Speaker 14 (17:21):
Be well certified, and we take our tackle We know
how to cook. We know how food look cooking, how
food look what it's supposed to get done, how food's
supposed to taste when they get done. We do all
of that.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
You go to these little fast food johnts.
Speaker 14 (17:35):
You got a high school kid today, don't see the stove, hote, thanks,
don't even look at the stove when they at home.
And then you go in negative cause because this ain't right. Day,
Well it ain't right. Check that out.
Speaker 13 (18:16):
Good morning, A big show is on a radio as
they would have got here. Dear John Boy, I'm writing
to let you know the results of the singing contest
last night at the Rose. First off, two girls tied
for first, and now you will have both of them
on your show. You may remember me from the night
you judged the contest. I sang Whole Lot of Love
by Zeppelin. The winners of that contest won because they
(18:37):
have something I don't boobs, John Boy. If the contest
had been close, I would have no problem saying they won.
But last night I absolutely nailed one of the greatest
and best vocal songs in the history of rock. The
other two did some lame country crap that hardly anyone knows.
On top of that, they didn't do it very well. Sorry,
but that's the truth. I absolutely, hands down crushed them.
(18:59):
But to lose just because of being a man, I
think that would take just about anyone off give his
initials A w huh, oliver.
Speaker 16 (19:11):
Aw how appropriate? All well, well, well.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
For claiming to have lost because you were a man,
you sure do lose like a girl. Not just a girl,
but a little girl, a little squealing girls. So far,
the only thing you haven't done is stomp your feet
and scream mommy. They won because they had boobs.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Nonsense.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
That one hot little potato that's saying win beneath my
wings had the hottest rack in the past.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
In a Caboosta match.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
But she chose to sing a song about dying from
that movie Beaches to a guy. That's the equivalent of
her taking off her shirt to reveal a thick layer
of coarse brown hair all over her upper body. Hooters
didn't save her from the axe. Pali, You say, the
girls who once sang some lame country crap that no
(20:25):
one has ever heard of, No one that is except
all the rednecks in the room, and most importantly, the
judges next time, it might be smart to sing something
a little less played than a song that you have
to hear thirty five thousand times a day thanks to
unimaginative programmers on classic rock stations.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
You know who you are.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Other guys lost, didn't see them throw a hissy fit.
Even that little Faye Asian guy in the lavender jacket
that sang that falsetto and did all those leftover pips choreography.
And that big Italian guy that looked like Danny Iello
and sang like someone put his throat in a blender,
he lost it. He didn't threaten to whack anyone. That
(21:15):
funny black guy that sang off key and danced on
the chair, he didn't. He didn't snap his fingers in
anyone's face and yelled beach and accuse anyone of dissing
him or be player hating. And there you stand, a chubby,
little white guy saying he knows what it's like to
be a black man in the sixth the nerve, Well,
(21:39):
I guess you have to play the race card when
the rest of your hand sucks so bad. Surely a
person of your talent and ability will find other opportunities
After all you've You've worked sixteen years building a name
for yourself. I just wonder how smart it was to
put all your talented eggs.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
In one basket.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
I saw the semi finals, and I find it hard
to believe that you've been waiting your whole life for
the day when you could put your fate in the
hands of a of a washed up has been actor,
a sports jock on a five wat am station, a
barkeep with a great big head.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
And John Boy way to go, genius.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
And if you still think you're such hot stuff, there's
always the Gong show. Sounds like you use those sour
grapes to make a great big bottle of girlye wine
with an age.
Speaker 18 (22:44):
Get it all right, hey man, this is the John.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Whenever I want to get high, I don't say no.
I just listened to John Boy and Billy who wrote this.
Speaker 12 (23:42):
Mid morning A big show is on the radio.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Frank Clay me it on goal. I haven't said it
right all day, Frank.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
That was perfect.
Speaker 17 (23:54):
Most people get it wrong and say Colliendo. I'm like,
that's so wrong.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Ask John Boy.
Speaker 11 (23:59):
You don't tell well, Johnny thought at first you were
the guy from Seinfeld. I said, no, that's Frank Costanza.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I didn't mean to be the right person.
Speaker 17 (24:08):
Speaking of sign I wish they would have done like
an anti drug Seinfeld episode, you know, something for the
whole family. You know when they do those special episodes
like tonight on a very special Seinfeld, Jerry's been doing drugs?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Why do my fingers look like little people?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Do? All these people were they doing? They're talking to
each other.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
They're probably talking about me. Will they say, George help me?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
George, I'm not working.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Got somebody up much?
Speaker 19 (24:34):
Hey Jerry, you look like you've been seeing a little
people on your fingers all this comedy, all these years.
We thought you're making this stuff up. Well, I guess
you just let.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
The cat we right.
Speaker 19 (24:46):
You can't tell, Oh, I can tell. It's written all
over your face, rolling over my face. Well, maybe that
was the little people on your fingers.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Who're gonna do this to me?
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Newman?
Speaker 15 (24:56):
Hello Jerry, Hello Newman, Jerry, go see a grateful dead
commebitive steps.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
You've seen them?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Have you seen you on my linked? Um?
Speaker 9 (25:04):
No, I'm seeing little people on my fingers.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
You're on my live.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
You're in everybody's life.
Speaker 17 (25:09):
The girl you dropped that thing a ruined Jurassic Park.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Where we're going with this?
Speaker 19 (25:21):
Hey, Jerry, they just started playing the theme music.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
This is perfect.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
What do you say we started dancing?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Oh, Frank's a live water.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Are you guys football fans?
Speaker 8 (25:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Oh yeah, Matt.
Speaker 17 (25:38):
The first time we were released in ninety two, I think
something like that ninety five. Somewhere in there, Uh, Treitman
lost his contact lenses.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
This is what Madden said, word for word.
Speaker 17 (25:45):
I couldn't make it up because it's too stupid.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
John Madden actually said these words.
Speaker 15 (25:49):
There's a guy when he purchased contact sim you can
see better.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Anything else.
Speaker 17 (25:59):
No, straight down inside the end Z.
Speaker 15 (26:03):
There's a guy when he runs, he goes faster. Come
one more thing. There's a guy I want.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
He eats a lot.
Speaker 15 (26:10):
He spends a long time in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Love John Man is so ridiculous.
Speaker 17 (26:16):
He could drive a guy to drinking, which explained Pat
Summerl's problem. Say I'm gonna miss I'm gonna miss Pats.
I love Pat Summer because he had the greatest voice
in all the football. He never used it, though, just
did those little phrases and thank John Men for everything
he said, if you play the video game, you know
execut what I'm talking about, because that's all they recorded.
Guy's running down the field. He could paint a beautiful
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picture with the English language.
Speaker 15 (26:37):
But Bay is that maybe twenty they're twenty five. There's
a flag on the play. If the referee for if
he throws a flag and and he didn't make a mistake,
then there's probably there's probably right there, there's probably there's prompts,
there's probably there's probably there's probably gonna be a printal.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Thanks John?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Is that a beer chug?
Speaker 5 (27:04):
It?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
His sentences, Madden.
Speaker 17 (27:08):
His sentences don't even make sense, because like they make
so much sense that they don't make sense. He says
things in the beginning, middle, and end of the sentence
that are the same thing the subject in predicate.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Probably the sentence like great.
Speaker 15 (27:18):
Football is about great football, and when you've got great
football players playing great football, that is the best kind
of football playing. If you got guys, if you got
guys who are not playing, if you guys are not
playing great football, and then the football you're playing is
not worth playing all.
Speaker 17 (27:36):
By the way, John Mann does not like me at all.
My manager went up to him at the Super Bowls.
What do you think of this guy? It is the
wonderful John Madden.
Speaker 15 (27:45):
I don't like it.
Speaker 17 (27:47):
What do you mean you don't like it?
Speaker 15 (27:49):
I don't like it. I should have been Shrek. I
have not seen the Muffin Man. If I'd seen the
Muffin Man, I wouldn't know what he was, and I'd
be there and you can see what happened was when
he came in. He did the Seinfeld thing. And the
guy who plays Newman is the guy who's in Jurassic
Parking Pool. That's where the joke.
Speaker 13 (28:07):
All right, let's go jumping this John Boy Jeopardy thing.
All right, if you missed yesterday's answer, question was only
about four percent of the nation's population has one of these,
but in the NBA, a full thirty percent of the
players have them.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
What is the problem? A serious problem? Yeah, I was tattoos. Tattoos.
Speaker 13 (28:31):
Yeah, I'd like to point out that Jackie's brother, who
is now retired from the NBA, Dale Curry, doesn't have
a tattoo, A piercing.
Speaker 9 (28:39):
Yeshurely had a hangnail one time. That's about as bad
as it gets.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
All right, So here we go.
Speaker 13 (28:45):
Today's question At one time, the winner of this sport
was determined by which team scored twenty one points.
Speaker 9 (28:54):
First, what is blackjack? I think it's still that way?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Oh, man to get another question? No, that's not it,
but good get So what do y'all think?
Speaker 14 (29:04):
One?
Speaker 13 (29:05):
Eight hundred Big show? Your total free line, we'll start
calling nine. Go do we get a winter?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Let's do it? You have mon of the Big Show's
(29:35):
on the radio? Man, he a bot of money.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Go when it's time?
Speaker 9 (29:42):
Yes, live acrossing my rockets John John pretty.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
And now your host. No tattoos, no.
Speaker 11 (29:52):
Piercings, though he is working on something really big for
Coca Cola.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Six hundred week in he's.
Speaker 13 (29:58):
John More I got. Let's go to Daniel out of
Huntings in West Virginia. First stuff, Hello Daniel, how you doing?
Speaker 8 (30:07):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (30:07):
John boy?
Speaker 6 (30:08):
How you doing?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Brother dog?
Speaker 8 (30:09):
Good?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
That may thank you, But Daniel, let's jump on in here.
Speaker 12 (30:12):
At one time, the winner of this sport was determined
by which team scored twenty one First, I want to
go with volleyball.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Show us volleyball. Oh we don't know, folly, well, what's volleyball?
Speaker 9 (30:25):
Now?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Is it eleven?
Speaker 8 (30:26):
Fifteen?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
It's fifteen?
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Now?
Speaker 12 (30:29):
First time caller.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Guys.
Speaker 13 (30:30):
All right, yeah, alright, aye, Danny we good man. Jeff
out of Hannibal, Ohio, is up. Come on to Jeff.
Speaker 8 (30:37):
Hey his first time color.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
All right, we're at him.
Speaker 9 (30:41):
You've been up all that hollering that trip.
Speaker 8 (30:42):
Out I met at whom men in a broken leg?
Speaker 12 (30:47):
All right, so you laid back huh yeah yeah, all right, buddy,
let us entertain you.
Speaker 14 (30:52):
All right.
Speaker 12 (30:52):
Well actually now we want you to entertain us. All right, Jeff,
what's your guest, buddy?
Speaker 8 (30:58):
I want to say basketball.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Show us basketball? So no, not basketball, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
I say hate all the Paint Gang over PPG at
the Martinsville, West Virginia.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
All right, Jeff, well you take care of yourself, get
back on your feet and no, right, thank you, all right, buddy,
bye bye.
Speaker 13 (31:16):
All right, let's see we got Brian out of Burlington,
North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Hello, Brian, good morning, Good morning. Hey Brian. Let's make
a deal.
Speaker 13 (31:22):
If you win, I'll give you the prize back. If
you lose, you got to send me some Zach hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
All right, I can do that.
Speaker 12 (31:27):
All right, here we go. What you got this sport
at one time? Determine which team scored.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Twenty one first, Well, it's gonna get basketball to the
guy in front of me, gett it. So I'm gonna
give football.
Speaker 13 (31:38):
Show us football. So no, but we're going through the majors,
all right, Brian. I want two combos all the way
playing onions only, all right. And I gotta have some
hot sauce.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
And we got caller ID so we know where you live.
Let me come over here, all right, Brian, see you buddy,
Thank you all right? Tony out of Ashville?
Speaker 14 (32:01):
Hey, John By.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Hey Tony, how you doing?
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Man?
Speaker 18 (32:03):
Just find how you doing?
Speaker 14 (32:05):
Boy?
Speaker 12 (32:06):
Welcome here.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
If you lose, you have to send him some of
those big thirsty towels from the Grove Parking and some
rock candy.
Speaker 14 (32:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (32:15):
I actually work on the forkliff.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Really is that right? What do you what are you
working on now?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Man?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Work right now?
Speaker 12 (32:22):
If he drives a forklift at the Grove park he
could be one of them guys asked to come in
and get the room service dishes out of your.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Hi, Tony, what are you thinking?
Speaker 14 (32:33):
What's fort horseshoes?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Show use horseshoes.
Speaker 11 (32:41):
Yes, let's also eliminate hangarnads while we're ady.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
I was close.
Speaker 13 (32:47):
Are you're close to work? Now, so go do something
you're good at Hi, Tony, thank you. Now we got
to Mitch out of Birmingham, Alabama.
Speaker 14 (32:57):
Hello, Mitch, good.
Speaker 18 (32:59):
Mind, John Boy good?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
All right, Mitch. What do you got man? We're running
out of sports?
Speaker 6 (33:05):
Ah got baseball?
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Show us baseball?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
That's it.
Speaker 13 (33:15):
How about mitch S twenty one run win game was
shelved because the game took so long that players would
often wander off the field and return to the game drunk.
Speaker 9 (33:28):
That day, Brew, we've had trouble with him before.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Can you imagine? Hellould take man? How about that, Mitch?
Speaker 8 (33:39):
That's great. Boys, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
You appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Listen. Listen to them.
Speaker 11 (33:43):
They didn't even ask for John Boy's address. I, buddy,
don't get the hot dog or.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
The Times.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
Got I'll tell you this, mister John Bolly, whatever your
name is, I'll tell you this, mister Syndication or whatever
your name is, there will be no stupid quills in heaven.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I'll tell you that good morning, A big show is
(34:48):
on the radio.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
I'm just talking to the garbage man out front.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
But how it sucks you get nothing in the morning? Yeah,
I bet he will. You getting a lot of sympathies.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
From I don't think so. Now, what did he throw
at you?
Speaker 5 (35:03):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
You know, I've always wanted to drive one of them trucks.
It's one of them dumpster trucks.
Speaker 13 (35:07):
We're in big forks and you get the dumps and
then you raising up bam bam bam on the back
of the truck and seeing I said, well see you
got something to.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Wake you up? All right, go ahead and get him
garbage cannon. I'll hit him over the head with it.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
What was his reaction to all this? I gotta know, No,
I mean we got the conversation.
Speaker 12 (35:28):
I see you tumbling out on the third bam out
of the truck.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
He couldn't hold on.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
There's some big boys that work for the garbage.
Speaker 12 (35:40):
Buddy, Well see, I got a perfect body to big
garbage man.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
All up, a body strength. That's right, Johnny's.
Speaker 13 (35:48):
Right, see you Now, y'all couldn't survive on nowside. I mean,
my pillars, Billy, we're not complaining about it.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Y'all couldn't survive. And it's like you're all inside bio. Yeah,
it's getting towards snap time, y'all.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Are y'all are one step away from living in a bubble.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
How's that bubble?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Boys?
Speaker 8 (36:08):
Look?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Is you inside? You always on computer typing and stuff?
Speaker 14 (36:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Doing our jobs? Yeah, what's that all about?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Catch some fish getting a dumpster?
Speaker 9 (36:17):
They don't put up with that. In the garbage infy,
I'll tell you.
Speaker 10 (36:20):
That Johnny has turned into Gary Busey.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
I think we need to do.
Speaker 10 (36:26):
I'm with Bradshaw and John Boy and I'm with John Boy.
Speaker 17 (36:30):
Yeah, see John Boy chasing Bradshaw around with a stick
stick on fire?
Speaker 3 (36:36):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Is that? Joe still alone? I still hadn't gotten to see.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
That last night. It was pretty bizarre. What was it?
Speaker 9 (36:44):
The friend of her said it was the next first
thing to actually being with him.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
That's pretty much what it's like, Pretty.
Speaker 10 (36:49):
Sure representation actually spending time with Gary.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
So he's not just acting like that with a camera.
Speaker 10 (36:55):
I don't think so that's not I would say that's
a pretty safe bet it.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
I'd love to see the stuff they can't use.
Speaker 13 (37:03):
That's how Bucy's boy on a on a movie or something. Yes,
I didn't want the movie.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
It's just like him.
Speaker 10 (37:08):
Yeah yeah, smaller head but same sized teeth, which is
kind of odd.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
All right, Okay, I got to get back out and
talk to my new best friend.
Speaker 9 (37:19):
They expect me to sit here from nine to five.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
That's how many hours oh.
Speaker 14 (37:26):
Place.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Why am I here? Was that out loud
Good morning, a lot more big show coming.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Up, John Boy, Big Big Show, fels picky.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
I'm apthew.
Speaker 4 (00:06):
Oh Marcel, you picked an awful time to call. Well,
listen to the radio. We're right in the middle of
the news centro.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You boobe.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
No, no, not, you're racing, fat boy, pull up a
couple of chairs to get down.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they
can go on making that audio magic known as.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
John Boy The Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Carry on straight.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
People, Good morning, big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I got so many hats in my closet.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
What is with you?
Speaker 7 (01:07):
Man?
Speaker 8 (01:09):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I hate when I accidentally under sleep. I have time
to walk around.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I've been the first one here, you know, like twice
this year, and.
Speaker 9 (01:19):
You've already discovered the hat problem.
Speaker 10 (01:24):
Everybody's in here talking about the show we're going. We've
got the bits together. Guy walks in, sets down. It's quiet, man,
My closet is full of hats.
Speaker 9 (01:33):
It's like being with the guys from a man I
love lamp.
Speaker 10 (01:38):
You'd have got the same looks. Please on, behalf of
everybody here. Stop thinking, ignore your surroundings like you normally do.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
We get along much better. My closet is full of hats.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Speaker 11 (01:59):
If you ever become a double Knot spy, that will
be a good way for you guys to recognize each other,
like cheese.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Cousins are good. Oh hello, double O seven.
Speaker 12 (02:16):
A big bag of hats in the closet, you know.
Playing a fancy girl has some big She works at
(02:38):
the nuclear station in the trying to explain what happened
farther away from the reactor.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I mean, that's okay for her, But look at Marty, world.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Is good.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Be a good today, boys, I say, we can't top this.
Let's just get out.
Speaker 10 (03:07):
Let's just throw the automn pilot and make it run
for you and get here early.
Speaker 12 (03:11):
Feel like it doesn't been here, you know, as only
you know the beginning of the show. So I like
this plan.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I think all of us should start getting up early
on purpose.
Speaker 9 (03:20):
Okay, you're just wanting us to sort through your hats, aren't.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
You now, y'all? If you get there before I do,
go through them hats, Yeah.
Speaker 12 (03:31):
All right, you know, maybe this is time to clean out.
Y'all know how I tend together?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
No no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You're saying that because she knows there's gonna be her
and Jackie in there.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I get such cool stuff. I mean, like god, Lee, yeah,
I know.
Speaker 12 (03:49):
I mean I got a fish tangler, a fish collar,
a fish vibrator.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
And lots of other stuff from Billy's side of the office.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
What you know, hats and t shirts. Man.
Speaker 11 (04:09):
But it's like in a movie when they're tracking the
serial killer and they finally find his layer and they
walk in, Oh my gosh, this guy's nice.
Speaker 12 (04:19):
Tell anyway, tell you, Jackie, if you would just sometimes
just like with me, let's go through some stuff and
with me and bring it out on.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
The phone with me in spirit.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Alright. So anyway, so we'll get to that. All right,
we're getting stuff done. Hi, fine, good morning. Everybody.
Speaker 13 (04:40):
Got a big show on the radio here for Thursday,
May the sixteenth. Wow, only fifteen days ago was May day?
Remember us dancing around the maypole, just thinking this that
months would last forever.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
That was me.
Speaker 13 (04:54):
That's the meat pole, all right, So here you go,
here's your legs up with this Thursday May sixteen. On
this date, eighteen ninety one, spam, speaking of the meat pulp.
Spam was introduced by the goa Hormel in company.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's George A Hormel.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I know he thought it was Geo Theurpal company. I
know it.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Spam been around there in eighteen ninety one.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Indeed, I got some of my house has been around
that long.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Good God have had to raise him little spams. The
first spam raise.
Speaker 9 (05:27):
Well, you know, there wasn't much else going on, or
it never would have caught on to begin with. It
had to be before cable.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
We do that for sure. Spam. I like spam.
Speaker 13 (05:36):
Yeah, Well, is that recipe you always talk about U
spam spam burgers?
Speaker 14 (05:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (05:40):
I take half of a can of spam and would
use a cheese grater or a cabbage grade or whatever
and grade it into a pound of hamburger meat, mix
it all together and make hamburgers out of it.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I called them spamburgers. Put a little dresses on them.
Through Randy.
Speaker 13 (05:56):
It was on this day nineteen eighty doctor George Nicopolis Ellis,
Presley's personal physician and close friend, was indicted by the
Shelby County Grand Jury in Memphis on fourteen counts of
illegally prescribing drugs for Elvis. Jerry Lee Lewis and nine
others who was reprimanded and barred from practice nineteen eighty
I one to who the nine others was in my
other famous or I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Than Bradshaw right down the list, dig e.
Speaker 13 (06:23):
It was on this day in nineteen eighty five, the
Wicked Witch of the West really died. Eighty two year
old actress Margaret Hamilton died of a heart attack when
a house fell on it.
Speaker 9 (06:33):
I'm just yeah, there was a white load thing she
was going out of interesting.
Speaker 13 (06:37):
She played the role of the Wicked Witch of the
nineteen thirty nine filmed The Wizard of Oz. During the filmy,
she wore green makeup, which rubbed off on anything she touched.
The studio actually hired an assistant to accompany Hamilton to
the bathroom to prevent smearing the green makeup all over
her costume.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Wow, why both, where are my wifers? Where are they? Wow?
Speaker 13 (07:00):
Telling them girls and freaking out and trying to get
a T shirt over my head without makeup coming off.
Speaker 10 (07:03):
You imagine, really, I had to just throw that filth
towel over your head.
Speaker 13 (07:06):
You had a bed fun I said, new invention towel man,
that's cool. It's gonna be the next thing Bills trying
to share. But when we were shooting to TV commercial it
was real hot.
Speaker 15 (07:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (07:16):
So so I got this new like sweat towel ken
the buddy mine gave it to me like the Carolina
Panthers uses.
Speaker 13 (07:22):
It's like it's not like a towel. It feels like
kind of rubbers comes some kind of space age.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
It's like a rubber.
Speaker 12 (07:26):
She just put it on you and it says, yeah,
it just soaks the sweat, like you know, right into
it cold and it feels cold.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
So so this's your personality over here, he goes, Fellers,
you gotta feel this thing gets So this.
Speaker 10 (07:38):
Is after we all wipe his face, whether that his
head and it's soaking wet.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
It's like three inches thick and so full of water hair.
Try put it out. I swept it around my head out.
Thank you Johnny for sharing your filth towel.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Uh that was fun. Yeah, it was loads of last
All right, Well there you go.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
Now be guarding before someone drops her fifty cowld on you.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
But there you go.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
There's your legs up. That's where we'll.
Speaker 12 (08:12):
Get out three categories from if you would like to
play let's do it right now, one eight hundred big show.
Speaker 13 (08:16):
You're toll free, line call or not. We'll do it next.
(08:40):
Come on to the big shows.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Already, go here.
Speaker 13 (08:42):
We are moving around about this.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Outburst. Let's play outburst.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
It's the game that anyone can win. Jo boys, give
the prizes from the big prize.
Speaker 9 (08:58):
Let's go you contested number one.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
This shot.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You're playing us have them hurry up.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
And guest time you love the guest time you love
a big shots?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Shoot?
Speaker 8 (09:27):
Hello, Michael, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
What are you doing this morning?
Speaker 16 (09:31):
Man?
Speaker 8 (09:32):
Man? I fell out a bit about ten minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
All right, well just lay there, don't move. You might
be hurt.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
Well I could be.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Alright, buddy, Well let's play this same you hear the
legs up? Michael?
Speaker 8 (09:43):
All right, yeah, I caught the tail endo.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
All right.
Speaker 13 (09:45):
Let's see what you got here. We need three meets
ready to go get the ah the first time we've
heard about EMU meat.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Man, all right, Michael, let's go. Let me see. We
need three prescription drugs ready go.
Speaker 8 (10:06):
Uh artie, cotton, morphine and thylon.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Oh right, for the hard stuff.
Speaker 9 (10:14):
Are you what was that last one?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Zylon? That is my hope.
Speaker 11 (10:19):
One of those those robots in Battlestar Galactica they used
to fight all the time.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Some lady's about ninety three years old that lives up
the street had to go get some the other day
and she told me what it was, and I said,
I don't want to know what it's for you.
Speaker 9 (10:30):
A pretty close track of what prescriptions are.
Speaker 12 (10:32):
Boy in the neighborhood is well, when you're ninety three
and I'm working in my yard, she comes down and
tells me everything.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Oh I see, so, say Michael, that's a good neighbor.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I try to be good neighbor, like a good neighbor. Michael,
is there?
Speaker 9 (10:45):
Who is it that's on oxy contin? The synthetic heroin?
Speaker 8 (10:49):
Man, they are some crazy stuff. There's a lot of.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
People on, especially in your neighborhood.
Speaker 17 (10:54):
I'm hoping, Billy, you may have actually reached the point
where you've read everything you need to.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
All right, Michael, here it is for the win.
Speaker 13 (11:04):
Three things that are green ready gosteied.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
This good?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Falling out of bed on top of the world. They
don't get no better than that, doesn't Michael. Hey, I
love this guy.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
We have a little story when we were when I
first started working for you guys.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Screwed up a lot.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
No, he won and VCR adapter that you guys are
giving away. I told him you want a VCR, so
he went and bought a bunch of movies. And I've
never got the v CR.
Speaker 11 (11:44):
I remember this thing, and this is the thing you
plug into your eight track player and lets you play movies.
Speaker 9 (11:48):
I remember that.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, but I'll tell you what, Michael, this is pretty sweet.
You got a bottle of our sweet and.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Mild grilling sauce and copy top sicret recipes. Thank you.
And you got one of those compact Holland grills. Yes
you do. That is so cool.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
You call your dad up, say about to get some movies, and.
Speaker 12 (12:11):
I go, Jackie, get your info. Good morning, you got
a big show on AL Radio. More chances for you to.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Win coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve wracking they are. I don't even complain when they
(12:42):
make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids. That's where the comet hits the
son of a.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Good morning.
Speaker 12 (13:31):
The Big Show is on the radio, all right. Here's
the message from Dale's Den.
Speaker 13 (13:35):
You can look at pictures of Dale's restaurant at the
Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
We listen to his message.
Speaker 14 (13:46):
Day's d n ad talked, the spring has sprung upon
us started coming out. Everything look good, baby, wak out
what I'm with now, Mosquitoes. Hey, the fact thing's gonna
be right after a hard wonner. Here the dead, the jamming, everybody,
(14:10):
come on down to the dead. I just want to
get a few things off a chance. Hey, you know
how I am. Every once in a while I have
to lighten up.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (14:22):
First, let me tell you about the t Vault States.
We got some great t baux states, But every once
in a while we'll run into a different cutter to
cut the stakes and charge a little bit more. So
every once in a while the t Baue stakes might
be a little bit more. We tried like hell to
(14:42):
keep them down to our regular price. The prices we
have on our menu, but every once in a while
they'll be just a little bit more. So check with
us on know t ball on with your awn over one,
see what the prize he is on them. Nine times
out of ten, they're gonna bigger price that we advertised.
But every once in a while we still want you
(15:05):
to enjoy a good tvon that window. You wasn't my
pad just a little bit more now, we ain't gonna
pour no water over your eyes and shoot you some
junks hey in the den, give us a little time
call ahead. I wouldn't give out the telephone number, but
I got too many people still playing on the telephone.
(15:26):
We don't have a operator or whatever you call it.
Just sit down and ask our calls to talk to you.
So we have to stop what we doing here to
dead to ask the telephone. Okay, at that stalls time
for us to be serving our customers. The best that
we can do for the people that are right here
are the people that are acted really up to the park.
(15:49):
So if you've got some kind of problem with the
telephone that you just want to.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Call somebody, don't call Denians.
Speaker 14 (15:57):
Call somebody else like your policemen are your congressmans are
your president. You know, people who are paid to listen
to you and your little thing. Don't call the den.
But if you want some good eat, there's some good directions.
It's so good happening. We'll be glad to tell you.
(16:17):
But we don't have anybody who sittn't here waiting on
your little bulls to call here and about you in
New York. You want throw and sts delivered and all
over meth like that. Yo, it don't even make this. Hey,
check your life out, get a life here in the den.
(16:39):
If you want to take us for us being everything
that we do is inside of there's dead and it's
all so sweet. Listen, it's fabulous. Maybe then fabulous. We
got the best of strength. It's so sud How can
you do it? How could you sell such a big
(17:01):
ass shrill for such a lever won price. But I
say high low babies, to get the fealt for you. Now, look,
I want to think a little money.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
That's the name of the game that I should stay
in visit.
Speaker 14 (17:16):
But I want you to be satisfied and all our
will eat.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Say I believe you'll.
Speaker 14 (17:21):
Be well certified, and we take our tackle We know
how to cook. We know how food look cooking, how
food look what it's supposed to get done, how food's
supposed to taste when they get done. We do all
of that.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
You go to these little fast food johnts.
Speaker 14 (17:35):
You got a high school kid today, don't see the stove, hote, thanks,
don't even look at the stove when they at home.
And then you go in negative cause because this ain't right. Day,
Well it ain't right. Check that out.
Speaker 13 (18:16):
Good morning, A big show is on a radio as
they would have got here. Dear John Boy, I'm writing
to let you know the results of the singing contest
last night at the Rose. First off, two girls tied
for first, and now you will have both of them
on your show. You may remember me from the night
you judged the contest. I sang Whole Lot of Love
by Zeppelin. The winners of that contest won because they
(18:37):
have something I don't boobs, John Boy. If the contest
had been close, I would have no problem saying they won.
But last night I absolutely nailed one of the greatest
and best vocal songs in the history of rock. The
other two did some lame country crap that hardly anyone knows.
On top of that, they didn't do it very well. Sorry,
but that's the truth. I absolutely, hands down crushed them.
(18:59):
But to lose just because of being a man, I
think that would take just about anyone off give his
initials A w huh, oliver.
Speaker 16 (19:11):
Aw how appropriate? All well, well, well.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
For claiming to have lost because you were a man,
you sure do lose like a girl. Not just a girl,
but a little girl, a little squealing girls. So far,
the only thing you haven't done is stomp your feet
and scream mommy. They won because they had boobs.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Nonsense.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
That one hot little potato that's saying win beneath my
wings had the hottest rack in the past.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
In a Caboosta match.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
But she chose to sing a song about dying from
that movie Beaches to a guy. That's the equivalent of
her taking off her shirt to reveal a thick layer
of coarse brown hair all over her upper body. Hooters
didn't save her from the axe. Pali, You say, the
girls who once sang some lame country crap that no
(20:25):
one has ever heard of, No one that is except
all the rednecks in the room, and most importantly, the
judges next time, it might be smart to sing something
a little less played than a song that you have
to hear thirty five thousand times a day thanks to
unimaginative programmers on classic rock stations.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
You know who you are.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Other guys lost, didn't see them throw a hissy fit.
Even that little Faye Asian guy in the lavender jacket
that sang that falsetto and did all those leftover pips choreography.
And that big Italian guy that looked like Danny Iello
and sang like someone put his throat in a blender,
he lost it. He didn't threaten to whack anyone. That
(21:15):
funny black guy that sang off key and danced on
the chair, he didn't. He didn't snap his fingers in
anyone's face and yelled beach and accuse anyone of dissing
him or be player hating. And there you stand, a chubby,
little white guy saying he knows what it's like to
be a black man in the sixth the nerve, Well,
(21:39):
I guess you have to play the race card when
the rest of your hand sucks so bad. Surely a
person of your talent and ability will find other opportunities
After all you've You've worked sixteen years building a name
for yourself. I just wonder how smart it was to
put all your talented eggs.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
In one basket.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
I saw the semi finals, and I find it hard
to believe that you've been waiting your whole life for
the day when you could put your fate in the
hands of a of a washed up has been actor,
a sports jock on a five wat am station, a
barkeep with a great big head.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
And John Boy way to go, genius.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
And if you still think you're such hot stuff, there's
always the Gong show. Sounds like you use those sour
grapes to make a great big bottle of girlye wine
with an age.
Speaker 18 (22:44):
Get it all right, hey man, this is the John.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Whenever I want to get high, I don't say no.
I just listened to John Boy and Billy who wrote this.
Speaker 12 (23:42):
Mid morning A big show is on the radio.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Frank Clay me it on goal. I haven't said it
right all day, Frank.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
That was perfect.
Speaker 17 (23:54):
Most people get it wrong and say Colliendo. I'm like,
that's so wrong.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Ask John Boy.
Speaker 11 (23:59):
You don't tell well, Johnny thought at first you were
the guy from Seinfeld. I said, no, that's Frank Costanza.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I didn't mean to be the right person.
Speaker 17 (24:08):
Speaking of sign I wish they would have done like
an anti drug Seinfeld episode, you know, something for the
whole family. You know when they do those special episodes
like tonight on a very special Seinfeld, Jerry's been doing drugs?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Why do my fingers look like little people?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Do? All these people were they doing? They're talking to
each other.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
They're probably talking about me. Will they say, George help me?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
George, I'm not working.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Got somebody up much?
Speaker 19 (24:34):
Hey Jerry, you look like you've been seeing a little
people on your fingers all this comedy, all these years.
We thought you're making this stuff up. Well, I guess
you just let.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
The cat we right.
Speaker 19 (24:46):
You can't tell, Oh, I can tell. It's written all
over your face, rolling over my face. Well, maybe that
was the little people on your fingers.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Who're gonna do this to me?
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Newman?
Speaker 15 (24:56):
Hello Jerry, Hello Newman, Jerry, go see a grateful dead
commebitive steps.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
You've seen them?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Have you seen you on my linked? Um?
Speaker 9 (25:04):
No, I'm seeing little people on my fingers.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
You're on my live.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
You're in everybody's life.
Speaker 17 (25:09):
The girl you dropped that thing a ruined Jurassic Park.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Where we're going with this?
Speaker 19 (25:21):
Hey, Jerry, they just started playing the theme music.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
This is perfect.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
What do you say we started dancing?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Oh, Frank's a live water.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Are you guys football fans?
Speaker 8 (25:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Oh yeah, Matt.
Speaker 17 (25:38):
The first time we were released in ninety two, I think
something like that ninety five. Somewhere in there, Uh, Treitman
lost his contact lenses.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
This is what Madden said, word for word.
Speaker 17 (25:45):
I couldn't make it up because it's too stupid.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
John Madden actually said these words.
Speaker 15 (25:49):
There's a guy when he purchased contact sim you can
see better.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Anything else.
Speaker 17 (25:59):
No, straight down inside the end Z.
Speaker 15 (26:03):
There's a guy when he runs, he goes faster. Come
one more thing. There's a guy I want.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
He eats a lot.
Speaker 15 (26:10):
He spends a long time in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Love John Man is so ridiculous.
Speaker 17 (26:16):
He could drive a guy to drinking, which explained Pat
Summerl's problem. Say I'm gonna miss I'm gonna miss Pats.
I love Pat Summer because he had the greatest voice
in all the football. He never used it, though, just
did those little phrases and thank John Men for everything
he said, if you play the video game, you know
execut what I'm talking about, because that's all they recorded.
Guy's running down the field. He could paint a beautiful
(26:36):
picture with the English language.
Speaker 15 (26:37):
But Bay is that maybe twenty they're twenty five. There's
a flag on the play. If the referee for if
he throws a flag and and he didn't make a mistake,
then there's probably there's probably right there, there's probably there's prompts,
there's probably there's probably there's probably gonna be a printal.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Thanks John?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Is that a beer chug?
Speaker 5 (27:04):
It?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
His sentences, Madden.
Speaker 17 (27:08):
His sentences don't even make sense, because like they make
so much sense that they don't make sense. He says
things in the beginning, middle, and end of the sentence
that are the same thing the subject in predicate.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Probably the sentence like great.
Speaker 15 (27:18):
Football is about great football, and when you've got great
football players playing great football, that is the best kind
of football playing. If you got guys, if you got
guys who are not playing, if you guys are not
playing great football, and then the football you're playing is
not worth playing all.
Speaker 17 (27:36):
By the way, John Mann does not like me at all.
My manager went up to him at the Super Bowls.
What do you think of this guy? It is the
wonderful John Madden.
Speaker 15 (27:45):
I don't like it.
Speaker 17 (27:47):
What do you mean you don't like it?
Speaker 15 (27:49):
I don't like it. I should have been Shrek. I
have not seen the Muffin Man. If I'd seen the
Muffin Man, I wouldn't know what he was, and I'd
be there and you can see what happened was when
he came in. He did the Seinfeld thing. And the
guy who plays Newman is the guy who's in Jurassic
Parking Pool. That's where the joke.
Speaker 13 (28:07):
All right, let's go jumping this John Boy Jeopardy thing.
All right, if you missed yesterday's answer, question was only
about four percent of the nation's population has one of these,
but in the NBA, a full thirty percent of the
players have them.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
What is the problem? A serious problem? Yeah, I was tattoos. Tattoos.
Speaker 13 (28:31):
Yeah, I'd like to point out that Jackie's brother, who
is now retired from the NBA, Dale Curry, doesn't have
a tattoo, A piercing.
Speaker 9 (28:39):
Yeshurely had a hangnail one time. That's about as bad
as it gets.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
All right, So here we go.
Speaker 13 (28:45):
Today's question At one time, the winner of this sport
was determined by which team scored twenty one points.
Speaker 9 (28:54):
First, what is blackjack? I think it's still that way?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Oh, man to get another question? No, that's not it,
but good get So what do y'all think?
Speaker 14 (29:04):
One?
Speaker 13 (29:05):
Eight hundred Big show? Your total free line, we'll start
calling nine. Go do we get a winter?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Let's do it? You have mon of the Big Show's
(29:35):
on the radio? Man, he a bot of money.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Go when it's time?
Speaker 9 (29:42):
Yes, live acrossing my rockets John John pretty.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
And now your host. No tattoos, no.
Speaker 11 (29:52):
Piercings, though he is working on something really big for
Coca Cola.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Six hundred week in he's.
Speaker 13 (29:58):
John More I got. Let's go to Daniel out of
Huntings in West Virginia. First stuff, Hello Daniel, how you doing?
Speaker 8 (30:07):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (30:07):
John boy?
Speaker 6 (30:08):
How you doing?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Brother dog?
Speaker 8 (30:09):
Good?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
That may thank you, But Daniel, let's jump on in here.
Speaker 12 (30:12):
At one time, the winner of this sport was determined
by which team scored twenty one First, I want to
go with volleyball.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Show us volleyball. Oh we don't know, folly, well, what's volleyball?
Speaker 9 (30:25):
Now?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Is it eleven?
Speaker 8 (30:26):
Fifteen?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
It's fifteen?
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Now?
Speaker 12 (30:29):
First time caller.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Guys.
Speaker 13 (30:30):
All right, yeah, alright, aye, Danny we good man. Jeff
out of Hannibal, Ohio, is up. Come on to Jeff.
Speaker 8 (30:37):
Hey his first time color.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
All right, we're at him.
Speaker 9 (30:41):
You've been up all that hollering that trip.
Speaker 8 (30:42):
Out I met at whom men in a broken leg?
Speaker 12 (30:47):
All right, so you laid back huh yeah yeah, all right, buddy,
let us entertain you.
Speaker 14 (30:52):
All right.
Speaker 12 (30:52):
Well actually now we want you to entertain us. All right, Jeff,
what's your guest, buddy?
Speaker 8 (30:58):
I want to say basketball.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Show us basketball? So no, not basketball, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
I say hate all the Paint Gang over PPG at
the Martinsville, West Virginia.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
All right, Jeff, well you take care of yourself, get
back on your feet and no, right, thank you, all right, buddy,
bye bye.
Speaker 13 (31:16):
All right, let's see we got Brian out of Burlington,
North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Hello, Brian, good morning, Good morning. Hey Brian. Let's make
a deal.
Speaker 13 (31:22):
If you win, I'll give you the prize back. If
you lose, you got to send me some Zach hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
All right, I can do that.
Speaker 12 (31:27):
All right, here we go. What you got this sport
at one time? Determine which team scored.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Twenty one first, Well, it's gonna get basketball to the
guy in front of me, gett it. So I'm gonna
give football.
Speaker 13 (31:38):
Show us football. So no, but we're going through the majors,
all right, Brian. I want two combos all the way
playing onions only, all right. And I gotta have some
hot sauce.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
And we got caller ID so we know where you live.
Let me come over here, all right, Brian, see you buddy,
Thank you all right? Tony out of Ashville?
Speaker 14 (32:01):
Hey, John By.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Hey Tony, how you doing?
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Man?
Speaker 18 (32:03):
Just find how you doing?
Speaker 14 (32:05):
Boy?
Speaker 12 (32:06):
Welcome here.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
If you lose, you have to send him some of
those big thirsty towels from the Grove Parking and some
rock candy.
Speaker 14 (32:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (32:15):
I actually work on the forkliff.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Really is that right? What do you what are you
working on now?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Man?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Work right now?
Speaker 12 (32:22):
If he drives a forklift at the Grove park he
could be one of them guys asked to come in
and get the room service dishes out of your.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Hi, Tony, what are you thinking?
Speaker 14 (32:33):
What's fort horseshoes?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Show use horseshoes.
Speaker 11 (32:41):
Yes, let's also eliminate hangarnads while we're ady.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
I was close.
Speaker 13 (32:47):
Are you're close to work? Now, so go do something
you're good at Hi, Tony, thank you. Now we got
to Mitch out of Birmingham, Alabama.
Speaker 14 (32:57):
Hello, Mitch, good.
Speaker 18 (32:59):
Mind, John Boy good?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
All right, Mitch. What do you got man? We're running
out of sports?
Speaker 6 (33:05):
Ah got baseball?
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Show us baseball?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
That's it.
Speaker 13 (33:15):
How about mitch S twenty one run win game was
shelved because the game took so long that players would
often wander off the field and return to the game drunk.
Speaker 9 (33:28):
That day, Brew, we've had trouble with him before.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Can you imagine? Hellould take man? How about that, Mitch?
Speaker 8 (33:39):
That's great. Boys, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
You appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Listen. Listen to them.
Speaker 11 (33:43):
They didn't even ask for John Boy's address. I, buddy,
don't get the hot dog or.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
The Times.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
Got I'll tell you this, mister John Bolly, whatever your
name is, I'll tell you this, mister Syndication or whatever
your name is, there will be no stupid quills in heaven.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I'll tell you that good morning, A big show is
(34:48):
on the radio.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
I'm just talking to the garbage man out front.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
But how it sucks you get nothing in the morning? Yeah,
I bet he will. You getting a lot of sympathies.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
From I don't think so. Now, what did he throw
at you?
Speaker 5 (35:03):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
You know, I've always wanted to drive one of them trucks.
It's one of them dumpster trucks.
Speaker 13 (35:07):
We're in big forks and you get the dumps and
then you raising up bam bam bam on the back
of the truck and seeing I said, well see you
got something to.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Wake you up? All right, go ahead and get him
garbage cannon. I'll hit him over the head with it.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
What was his reaction to all this? I gotta know, No,
I mean we got the conversation.
Speaker 12 (35:28):
I see you tumbling out on the third bam out
of the truck.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
He couldn't hold on.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
There's some big boys that work for the garbage.
Speaker 12 (35:40):
Buddy, Well see, I got a perfect body to big
garbage man.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
All up, a body strength. That's right, Johnny's.
Speaker 13 (35:48):
Right, see you Now, y'all couldn't survive on nowside. I mean,
my pillars, Billy, we're not complaining about it.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Y'all couldn't survive. And it's like you're all inside bio. Yeah,
it's getting towards snap time, y'all.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Are y'all are one step away from living in a bubble.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
How's that bubble?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Boys?
Speaker 8 (36:08):
Look?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Is you inside? You always on computer typing and stuff?
Speaker 14 (36:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Doing our jobs? Yeah, what's that all about?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Catch some fish getting a dumpster?
Speaker 9 (36:17):
They don't put up with that. In the garbage infy,
I'll tell you.
Speaker 10 (36:20):
That Johnny has turned into Gary Busey.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
I think we need to do.
Speaker 10 (36:26):
I'm with Bradshaw and John Boy and I'm with John Boy.
Speaker 17 (36:30):
Yeah, see John Boy chasing Bradshaw around with a stick
stick on fire?
Speaker 3 (36:36):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Is that? Joe still alone? I still hadn't gotten to see.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
That last night. It was pretty bizarre. What was it?
Speaker 9 (36:44):
The friend of her said it was the next first
thing to actually being with him.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
That's pretty much what it's like, Pretty.
Speaker 10 (36:49):
Sure representation actually spending time with Gary.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
So he's not just acting like that with a camera.
Speaker 10 (36:55):
I don't think so that's not I would say that's
a pretty safe bet it.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
I'd love to see the stuff they can't use.
Speaker 13 (37:03):
That's how Bucy's boy on a on a movie or something. Yes,
I didn't want the movie.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
It's just like him.
Speaker 10 (37:08):
Yeah yeah, smaller head but same sized teeth, which is
kind of odd.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
All right, Okay, I got to get back out and
talk to my new best friend.
Speaker 9 (37:19):
They expect me to sit here from nine to five.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
That's how many hours oh.
Speaker 14 (37:26):
Place.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Why am I here? Was that out loud
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