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October 10, 2024 45 mins

Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Jesse Jackson’s and  birthday, so we’ll take the opportunity to make fun of him.. - Phil McCracken has a parody of the old Monster Mash song called, “Trailer Trash”.. - Dale Earnhardt, Jr. turns 50 today so we’ll have Mad Max remind him what you can’t say on live TV.. - Oliver will read his letter to the family dog.. - Doug Rice updates NASCAR’s playoffs as we head into a weekend of racing with the Bank of America Roval 400 at our hometown track, the Charlotte Motor Speedway.. -  and the Mayor of Dismal Seepage tries to cash in on Pumpkin Spice with the “Bumpkin Spice Festival”…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and more
Big Show right around the corner.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning, this is Big Show Plastic Surgeon, doctor Holland
p Win. I fixed Jackie Twins, Randy Butt and Smarty
Marty's Massive Man Hooters. Next up on the John Boy
and Billy Big Show Life, Oh for John Boy shin

(00:25):
extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry, but a brain transplanted
a little lot of my league. But I'll take a
work at it.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I mean, what could it he.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Gaganodle do up and down on in his Thursday, October
the tenth, twenty twenty four. Alright, then, man, got that
Hurricane mart And hitting Florida. Hopefully everybody done out of
the way. If you're still there around there, go leave.
It's bad bad. I hope they'll just gonna going out

(01:35):
and Atlanta cannot come on back until it's on the
East coast after that. But that's what we got going
on right now.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Man.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
So I like the name Milton. I just don't think
it's a big storm name.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
No nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I'm pictured the little guy on the car.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
To strip like Milton Burrels. Do I see like Maximus something?

Speaker 7 (01:56):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Le bad name? Yeah, so okay that bam bam. Oh,
we're gonna we're gonna have fun in here because, oh buddy,
Dale Junior is having a birthday today, was celebrating Junior
is fifty years old today, that birthday, Dale Junior will
come get you tribute. We'll start off at about an

(02:20):
hour when he said a bad word and got fined money.
I don't know it just it just falls like that.
But then after that we'll tell you all the history
in it. They quit doing live interviews after the race,
put a little five second delay. Of course we know
all about that in the radio businesses. Yeah, and that

(02:41):
was back in four, so they were going live interviews,
even as laid as two thousand and four, Georgia Jackson.

Speaker 8 (02:49):
They always stick off a mic in your face right
at when you're the most angry at.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Nast car and this time he was happy. Yeah. So yeah,
so eat a way could go? So all right, well
we'll get to that. Well, first we'll get the winning
beginning on this end, we'll get three days in history.
First prize. Pack out all right, way up and awake,
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dot net. Well, let's get you set up here to
win them three dates in history where we get our categories.
Stay there, take along with me for that category. We
said I was gonna try that all right. Nineteen seventy six.
Dmitreon your dandollness set a record in Athens Grease, all right,

(04:23):
what you gonna do for that? He was finishing a
twenty six mile marathon. Oh was running in seven hours
thirty three minutes, and he was ninety eight years old.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Well, there's the kick.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Okay, that's it. So maybe things you need to go
on a run though, okay. Ninety two, a thirty pounds
meteorite crashed through Michelle Naps nineteen eighty Chevy parked outside
her home in Peekskill, New York. She heard the crash
and found a huge crater beneath her demolished car. Man,

(04:57):
that's a long way thirty pound metea ride coming hard,
all right, some Chevy vehicles that can be destroyed by
a meteorit you O.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
Five.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
A Dutch burglar got quite a surprise when he found
the corpse of an eight or nine year old woman
in the house he broke into. The burglar left the
home and called police anonymously to report he was a
burglar and had found a dead body. Alsaid the woman
had been dead for some time. That's a determined So
maybe that was a pretty nice in turn. I said, Man,

(05:31):
I'm not even gonna take anything. I'm gonna go call
the police. We don't know whether he stole. It would
be the perfect opportunity to go ahead and steal if
you broke here, but he did. All right, what are
you saying for that?

Speaker 5 (05:44):
Things you can do anonymously, all right, could work about
one eight hundred.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Big show you told free line across America. Come on,
we'll play out Birds next.

Speaker 9 (06:17):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
It's a big show on the radio for your Thursday,
October tenth. Today's featured track for the Big show, good Box.
We've been having fun with Pumpkin Spice this week and
Mayor Dismal Sipa's always a little off. He's got the
Bumpkin Spice Festival going on this weekend. There's word Bumpkin
in the bed box. It's probably by the Bank of America.

(06:41):
Roval four hundred this Sunday shot him on the speedway
right now. Outburst, Let's play Outburst.

Speaker 10 (06:51):
It's the game that anyone can win. Shoon Boy and
Billy gave the puzzes from the big prize.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Let's go contested number one.

Speaker 10 (07:04):
This should be a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Playing out haven't hurry up and guess time you have
the best time. You have a big shot.

Speaker 11 (07:16):
Let's say hey to Dallas from here, an I say, shots.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Come on in here, Dallas, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 9 (07:34):
Hey there, y'all.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
How are you a girl? I am about that. I
like it, Dallas. That can be a girl's name. I
guess is that you like given name? That is my
given name? Yes, that's awesome. So were you? Were you
born in Dallas or just your mama daddy like Dallas.
I need to know some things.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Neither one, she said, Her friend name me.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Nice. So I'm just keeping up with Dallas's. I got
a few Dakota's. I got a couple of Montana's.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Now a little Houston.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Skyler got two Skylar's, Killer Bee's kid and one in
the NFL. I didn't know that was a guy's name, tool.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Yeah it was either way.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
All right, Well, I'm off of the names. Now, Dallas,
Glad you're here, baby. Let's get you through these categories
and get that prize package of bird Tea County Peanuts.
You ready to go? I'm ready five seconds? Three things
you need to go on a run?

Speaker 12 (08:35):
Ready to go about some some water?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Okay, that's good? All right, now, Dallas, in five seconds,
give me three Chevy vehicles. Ready, to go. Yeah, okay,
good for the win. Three things you do? You said
that word so well, Tater anonymously anonymously, Ready got some flowers?

Speaker 13 (09:10):
I recorded crime.

Speaker 9 (09:15):
Did you get it down around?

Speaker 6 (09:17):
I go?

Speaker 14 (09:18):
That works.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I didn't want to buzz Dallas, so says more, big
old Bertie kind of paint.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
What what Dallas?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Okay? Well, I can see why that phone's not too good.
You got this all right? You keep practicing, Baby, You
hang on, Jackie will hook you up with a big
old prospect. Would you would you like to give a
shout out?

Speaker 15 (09:43):
Shout out?

Speaker 1 (09:45):
No, okay, I didn't need to put you on the
spot in the baby. Usually everybody wasn't gonna shout. I
try to speed it up. That's what happens, Dallas. You
hang on, baby, okay, all right? No guy? Why a minute?

(10:06):
Hot wear and top of you news. Right on the
other side of Thursday, Early morning Live. When we get
us some time, God so cracking open.

Speaker 9 (10:14):
We's here.

Speaker 11 (10:44):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.

Speaker 12 (11:02):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode, the
Duel of Denial. Our story opens. Phil Silverwood is having
a rather quiet Friday evening at Silverwood Jewelers in the
Brushywood Fashion Mall.

Speaker 15 (11:19):
Oh good evening, folks, Welcome to Silverwood.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Out the chief names JR. Feasley.

Speaker 15 (11:25):
Of course it is. And who's this lovely creature?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
I'm MERCEDI of course.

Speaker 7 (11:30):
You are, which is a little taste of the jaguar.
I see Mia, How can I help you find? Folks
this evening?

Speaker 1 (11:37):
My little Philly needs a new bridle? Come again, we
need to look at a top notch diamond necklace.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Diamond necklace, Oh, pooky, you don't have to do this?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Hey, doing it cause I have to doing it cause
I won't to you.

Speaker 15 (11:55):
How about some matching ear plug?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Sir?

Speaker 15 (11:57):
Ah, yes, she's a definite keeper. Now then our DreamCatcher
collection is right over here.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
That which show is nice?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
And look at that one old one of those.

Speaker 15 (12:07):
Run like crazy from twenty five hundred to five thousand.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Sir, got anything a little beggar? She likes big stuff?

Speaker 15 (12:18):
Ah, yes, very subtle, don't they all well played? Sir?

Speaker 7 (12:23):
Well, there's a Regent collection, but it's quite a bit
more expensive.

Speaker 15 (12:27):
Oh and a reader. Congratulations, sir, that's the biggest time.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Oh how much for the begum the Victoria.

Speaker 7 (12:40):
Well that sounds for forty thousand, most expensive item in
the Star.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Then that's the one we need. Honey, that's forty thousand
doll You let me worry about the rabbit up slick.

Speaker 15 (12:50):
Ah very good, sir. Are you a member of the
Regent Club?

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Not that I Knowah?

Speaker 15 (12:55):
Well, then I need to get some information from you first.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Hey, I ain't got time to fill out a bunch
of paper war Let me just write you a check.

Speaker 15 (13:01):
Oh, a check?

Speaker 7 (13:03):
Sorry, text, I'm afraid not if you are not a
previous customer, we can't accept a personal check for I
am out that lot.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
All right, I'll tell you what I'm alright. You the check.
You hold it till Monday and call the bank to
make sure it's good.

Speaker 7 (13:14):
Well, you do understand I can't let you take the
ring until I verify the fun No sweat.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
You just lock a necklace up in the safe. I'll
come back Monday afternoon pick it up, say two o'clock,
two o'clock. It's a date there, sweet cheeks. That thing
is going to look good on you, and so I'm
gonna look good on you.

Speaker 15 (13:33):
The penicillin charming girl.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
You're a lucky Nan, sir, see you Monday, Porndeckster Monday afternoon.

Speaker 10 (13:39):
Shortly after two pm.

Speaker 16 (13:42):
Afternoon, Boss has and hanging Poindexter. Well, look, go's back broke,
you higbroker person. You know, pal, you've got a lot
of nerve. I called the bank this morning about that
check and there's.

Speaker 15 (13:54):
Not a nickel in that account.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Don't tell if.

Speaker 15 (13:56):
You think you're leaving here with that ring, you're out
of your mind.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
I didn't come in here for the I just came
by to say things. Thanks, Thanks for what well the
greatest weekend of my life. We hope you've enjoyed. John
Boy and Billy playhouse.

Speaker 15 (14:13):
I bet you'd fall for that twice. Do you have
that Tramps number?

Speaker 17 (14:17):
Do you know it again?

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Next time?

Speaker 9 (14:18):
Over here?

Speaker 1 (14:19):
The crusty old lady at Chick fil A say, hey,
big man, let me hold a dollar. John Boy and Billy.

Speaker 18 (14:28):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Good morning radio, done right.

Speaker 9 (15:15):
Good morning, that's a big on the radio.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
We're gonna do your Thursday.

Speaker 9 (15:20):
We read it all right, and.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Run there with my gentleman's gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Eh huzzah, good Mordal says, welcome to the Renaissance Festival
and have a super day, Cadbury.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
What have you gotten me into?

Speaker 17 (15:35):
Try try try to enjoy yourselves up.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Enjoy myself. Look at these losers dress up like lords
and ladies. Give me a break, which reminds me, how
come you get to dress up like the king and
I'm dressed as an idiot? Not an idiot, sir, a fool.
But what's the difference?

Speaker 19 (15:52):
Well I picked this for you especially so I see
the fool or the court jester was known for his mirth,
his wit, and his talent for bringing joy to the people.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Oh well that's not so bad.

Speaker 17 (16:03):
An idiot is how you would dressed before, sir.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Okay, okay, we're here. We've seen enough. Had my turkey
leg stake on a steak corner on the cob, beefs
doing an Italian ice. Let's go go, sir. But we've
only been here fifteen minutes, scad Where this is boring?

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Sir?

Speaker 19 (16:19):
May I remind you that in all our time together,
I have been forced to wrestle alligators to fight NASCAR fans,
rumble at the Little League, go trick or treating with Mario,
sign my name on breasts and be stunned by one.
Mister stone Coat Steve Austen. The least you could do
is let me enjoy one single days.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Can you think about anybody but yourself? Who's to want
in charge around here? Remember our little saying, yes, sir, say.

Speaker 17 (16:48):
It Isley big Eye know use sir.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
That's right?

Speaker 3 (16:56):
And big Eye says it's time to go.

Speaker 17 (16:58):
Oh very well to you, sir.

Speaker 13 (17:01):
Hey, your majesty, honey, Hey kingy honey, you looking for
a queen?

Speaker 17 (17:08):
We were just leaving Madam her not so fast?

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Cadbury, Who are they?

Speaker 17 (17:12):
Winches?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Sir?

Speaker 17 (17:13):
Common Guta field head wanches.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
You don't know, Barret never hurt anybody. Check out those outfits.
They're practically falling out on those dresses.

Speaker 17 (17:21):
I hadn't noticed, So you need.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
To stop hanging around Randy hell baby dolls?

Speaker 13 (17:25):
Who you calling?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Oh I'm at ye old.

Speaker 13 (17:28):
Take a high redneck full honey.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
I'm not a red neck fool.

Speaker 17 (17:32):
I'm John bar Jumbo quick Well you're a head, sir?

Speaker 1 (17:36):
What kind of wenches are you anyway.

Speaker 13 (17:38):
The kind interested in royalty? Right, your highness, honey here,
let me hold your royal scepter.

Speaker 17 (17:44):
II me you.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Okay, that's it? Come on, cadbery, what's sir?

Speaker 11 (17:51):
Right?

Speaker 13 (17:52):
Hurry back your lordship honey.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Ducking to this port a potty with me?

Speaker 17 (17:57):
How deg sir?

Speaker 19 (17:59):
I have loaded myself many times in your service, but
I will not be your royal wipers.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
No, stupid, take your clothes off.

Speaker 17 (18:06):
I prefer to remain just good friends. If it's over
saying to user.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
No, no, no, the baby dolls. They're only interested in royalty, stupid.

Speaker 19 (18:13):
Give me your outfit, not sir, I'm only wearing my
boxes under my royal twin.

Speaker 13 (18:18):
You about done in the throne room, honeys.

Speaker 17 (18:20):
Not just a man.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
If you're not gonna give it to me, I guess
I'll just have to take it.

Speaker 17 (18:25):
Come get some, sir.

Speaker 13 (18:37):
Where's the other? Your majesty, Your majesty, honey, I'm.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
In charge of the kidding. Now come on, winches, I'll
show you the roy winter Bago. I got a Night's
Tale on DVD.

Speaker 19 (18:49):
O sir, anybody, I'm in a tight spot.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
E hol on clancy meeting you.

Speaker 10 (19:01):
Yeah, I love your outfit.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Let me save the door. Oh yeah, I wait he
walk my lit don't hunt well hard hot, it's home.

Speaker 6 (19:15):
I love so hard.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
I was hand God, Hey, everyone know that's lad. Listen
is lut listens Let listen my job horradio fast, it's
loud lest it's left lest Oh honey, no, noah, God,
I'm coming up every you No, I know?

Speaker 6 (19:31):
Oh what.

Speaker 9 (19:39):
M good morning.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
It's big Shaw on the radio. How about that man
earlier this week? And they was on Tuesday, was having
fun with Jesse Jackson, who just turned eighty three, and
then look at this day in the history. In nineteen
eighty seven, Jesse announced he was running for president. Guess
which party Terry didn't work out for him? Good because

(20:37):
he would have missed this part. In one of our
favorite big show movies that we made up.

Speaker 10 (20:43):
Coming soon to a theater near you, Ike Turner, Jesse Jackson,
and James Brown star in Soul Brother.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Where art that?

Speaker 17 (20:53):
Who voted you the boss of this?

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (20:55):
Well, naterally, I thought the one was the capacity for
I am stretched, thought, well, I'm voting for yond Truli.

Speaker 17 (21:01):
Well, I'm voting for yours, Trulip too.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Del mock timon you felas.

Speaker 10 (21:07):
It's an epic journey across the old South.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
So uh, what do the devil look like?

Speaker 19 (21:12):
Well, Pete, this all manner of lesser imps in the demons,
but the great Satan itself is red and scale it
with bi Forget the tale and carry is a hayfult.

Speaker 10 (21:22):
Also featuring Red Fox and Whitman Mayo.

Speaker 17 (21:26):
Hey, hey, Fred, ain't you gonna press the flesh?

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I press your leisure. You're not racking mother grabber. We
ain't one of the time in the mass communication. Why
the man a castazyro? That's of trouble ever win.

Speaker 10 (21:45):
The critics are raving about Soul Brother, Where Art Thou?
But don't pay any attention to them. Go see it anywhere.
Soul Brother Where Art Thou? From Revco Embassy Pictures starts
Friday at a theater near you. Yeah, I don't get it,

(22:08):
Big Dan, Good morning, Big shows on the radio.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
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I'll play four minutes all right, see what we got
for you right now. It was nineteen sixty two that
the BBC band Bobby Boris picking it's hit single Monster Mash.

(23:03):
Remember that were coming up on Halloween, Monster Mash, big
hit in sixty two. The BBC bandit calls they thought
the song was offensive. Offensive, I'm sure, but what I'm
saying the thing they didn't hear Phil McCracken's remake that
we have right here for the Big Show Music Library.

Speaker 14 (23:27):
It had a gay Halloween party lead last year.

Speaker 11 (23:38):
Two straight folks among all the queer They fell in love,
which wasn't wise. She was an info in disguise. She
was trailer trash. He even paid her cash.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
She gave him such a rash.

Speaker 11 (24:00):
He did that trailer trash from the kitchen floor to
the rumpus room to a subway car in a snoopy costume.

Speaker 20 (24:09):
She wasn't shy about her booty calls. She had him
right by the smalls. She was trailer trash. She really
hauled his ash. His ego gone in a flash. He
did that trailer trash. He thought it was just for fun.

Speaker 11 (24:34):
The good times just begun, and she moved in with
her ten cash, her boyfriend, and her son.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
It was total mayhem. Life was a mess. He fell
for big booths in a low cut dress.

Speaker 11 (24:52):
Now he's on the hook for the booth she's swilling
and a tab at the pharmacy for pedicillin.

Speaker 14 (25:01):
He did that trailer trash trash because her hooters.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
She flashed.

Speaker 11 (25:08):
A butt like corn beef hash. He did the trailer trash.
Soon they were married, but it just didn't blast.

Speaker 9 (25:17):
She was too busy shaking that ass.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
She took all he had and left him bankrupt.

Speaker 11 (25:23):
He said, I can't believe I didn't get up prenups.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
He did that trailer trash. She took off in a dash.

Speaker 9 (25:37):
He still got that rash.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
He did the trailer trash. Now he's different, spends.

Speaker 11 (25:45):
Time with the guys, wears buttless chaps and glitter on
his eyes. He won't touch women with a ten foot pole.
He's much more interested in a guy's you know. Now
he's the trailer trash. Oh, he's a gay bingo smash.

(26:06):
He's got a different rash. Now he's the trailer trash.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Don't worry, Marcel, I never said your name. They're not
going to know what's about you. I swear the mike's not.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Is this on this?

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Oh? Oh, grow up your parents already. No tunnel between
field and bors like that. All right, well, let's play
John Boy Jeopardy. Y'all jump right in here. Review yesterday's question.
So we found out this popular grocery item is sold

(26:43):
by the hand or by the finger.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
What are bananas?

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Bananas? I can't believe. I never knew that you have
a woman on a finger. All right, got you? Uh,
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Until coffee gained popularity, this was
the breakfast beverage of choice and most urban areas of
the United States. You know, I don't know. I'm going
with tang, just tang tang. That was fun when we

(27:09):
were kids, with the astronauts streak.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
Did we drank it in the morning?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
No, by the way one eight hundred Big Show. You're
told free line, say what you got?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
We go?

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Do we get a winter? We played? John boyd Jepeney.
Next good, there's more Man Big Show's on the radio

(27:50):
with our feature track from the Big Show bit box.
The mayor of Dismal Sepid I've been celebrating Pumpkin Spice
this week. We eat a little of course, that's where
he lives, the Pumpkin Spice Festival. Key word pumpkin. Right
into mid box broad you by the Bank of America
Rouble four hundred of Sunday, October thirteenth, John, I'm on

(28:12):
the speedway cause they're going to Linda. You tikets ay
right here. It's time Yes live across America. It's John
Boy Japan and now your host, he says, even with coffee,
his preferred breakfast beverage is still John Boy and Billy
grilling sauce. Pick some up today. He's John BOYD. Go

(28:38):
as I heard of, George and all what my law
South Carolina? Good morning, George, Good morning, sir Barty. Welcome
all right, George.

Speaker 21 (28:49):
So what you wouldn't believe it, but you wouldn't believe it,
but right across the creek from me is Humpy Wheeler?

Speaker 5 (28:55):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Like right now? We'll tell him.

Speaker 21 (28:57):
We said, Hey, Erry Urban Erry Irban is horse farm
right next to me? And uh so we got the
NASCAR east down here.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Man, how about that, George, that's Bertie.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
Awesome.

Speaker 9 (29:13):
Man.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
There goes the neighborhood at this point, telling you to
get off his yard.

Speaker 21 (29:18):
You know, you know he's got a big bump in
the front yard.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Oh yeah, the humpy bumpy Bob. Would George be sure
to tell Ernie and Humpy both next time you see
him with John Boy and the gang said, hey, all right,
I'll do it.

Speaker 21 (29:38):
You used to seeing when he's out in the boat.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
A man, I hate you, George. That's your neighborhood down there. Well,
uh well, let's see what you got for John Boy.
Jeopardy we're talking about. Until coffee gained popularity, this was
the breakfast beverage of choice in most urban areas of
the United States.

Speaker 21 (29:56):
What you thinking, I'm guessing milk? All right, Well, let's say,
and I'm into dairy business, so I hope I'm right.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Oh all right, is it milk?

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Dog?

Speaker 18 (30:13):
Go on it?

Speaker 1 (30:13):
That's been my choice here well, George, we appreciate you
playing man.

Speaker 9 (30:19):
Get up.

Speaker 21 (30:23):
I'll tell the boys you said a little all.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Right, We appreciate you, George. Proud to have you listened
down there by. Do you be careful? All right, let's
stay in a great state of South Carolina. Go over
to Mount Pleasant. We got John on the line. Good morning, John, morning,
John boy, Good morning.

Speaker 11 (30:40):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Ernie Irving and Hubby they they stupid ain't got no
uh state tax in South Carolina. Oh, they live close
to one another because Ernie does his yard. The booger
bares right across a love Let me sorry. Back to
you there, Hey, John, how you doing today, buddy?

Speaker 4 (31:01):
We're just fine, sir. How are you?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
We're good And we're still looking for the right answer
about the breakfast beverage of choice kind of weird. I
think before coffee gain popularity, what do you think.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
I think it was beer?

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Well, let's say, is it beer?

Speaker 6 (31:22):
That's all I was saying.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Man, think about it.

Speaker 8 (31:25):
It has a lot of carbohydrates that gives you a
little bump, and that alcohol ain't bad and all the
other parts that go along with it. So yeah, it
was primarily because they didn't have good, clean drinking water
here was to go to.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Well, how about that are Randy.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Great?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Well John down Mount Pleasant? You got it, buddy, happy
heard prize back headed you away, Yes, sir, thank you,
shout out of course you can.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Well, I'd like to tell you have you got just
a second care all for all you're doing for the
hurricane release people. And I'd like to tell you about
a group that we have from Mount Pleasant last Thursday
go to Roewfordton, North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
We had four high top vans, some pickup trucks. We
had a convoy of about nine vehicles that we took
up to rowforton supplies that we gathered for folks here
in Mount Pleasant and sent up there.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Took up there, man, John, that is that is awesome
and not just a good reminder to give a shout
out to everybody who's done that, because you know, when
something like this happens, you ain't gonna war on them
idiots from FEMA if they got come on you kidding me.
I mean it's just the way it was so bad.
So that's what you do here, what we do, man,
You load up. You do have the neighbor and your

(32:45):
churches in the area on the ground with samardas purse.
That's why we can't say enough about about franksin Graham's people.
We're gonna meet some more too, us as John was saying,
we will load up the Mercy Chefs. We're gonna talk
to in a while doing feeding the It's.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
Just just your tre man. Thank you so much, getting
your community together and helping out there.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
We have a lady, a lady put it out from
our church and we just start having stuff come in.
We thought at first there's gonna be one band that
it turned out to be forward so but we appreciate everything.
Every all that people are doing. You know, is not
a short term thing either. It's gonna last.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
That's what we say.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Remember those folks for a long time.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
And two right now, if you're somewhere where you really
don't have a lot of connections, you know people, just
you'd like to do something yourself and h Samaritanspurse dot org. Uh,
we got it up at our website. If you go
to the Big Show dot com. You can click on
that if you would like to volunteer, donate, just whatever
you want to do. They got it set up right there.

(33:49):
Of course, local groups like we're talking about get involved
like that with samaritis. Purse on the ground right there.
That's what we talk to Jody earlier this week. That's
where they they're out of boone, North Carolina, Carolina.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
That's right, you know what, and no matter what you
can do, right, it's it's the smallest thing that all
adds up, and it's it's from the heart and it's wonderful.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
That's all right, all right, John, good stuf, Buddy, will
you hang on, Jackie, Gonna hook you up with your
prize back harvest. A couple of years as Don Boyce long.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Time listener, I started listening to y'all at Rock one
O one in Greenville, South Carolina.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Lie here, you buddy, get it.

Speaker 8 (34:30):
All right.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
We're gonna jump out, catch you up on you news
Red it's dark. Celebrating Dale Junior's fifty of the birthday
Man Marks leaves alone. Good morning. It's a big show

(35:22):
on the radio. Happy birthday, Big show, Buddy, Dale Juniors
fifty years old and Dale just I don't even think
it's twenty years old. When Dale brought him into studio
show its morale, we brushed him up on his radio
interviewing school. That's wild man fifty years old, Junior, how

(35:45):
about that? So we said we're gonna kick it off
here with looking back into archives. Mad Max so, Junior
one Bristol. It was a playoffs in O four and
was still the same lineup. After Bristol, it was seven
races to go, oh and Kansas was up next. And anyway,
Junior said a bad word, but he was celebrating, he said,

(36:08):
he said the old before letter word. It means doody.
So like I said, like the microphone after the rais
and after that they decided a five second delay on
coverage would be good starting with the next race, which
was Kansas. And that is still the way to go today,

(36:30):
this being twenty twenty four, twenty years ago, might be
a good idea to have a little delay weaking. So anyway,
sover that one little bad word, Junior was fined the
money in twenty five points, and Mad Max responded.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
Yama, Milly yo, mad Mac.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
He Max, how's it going.

Speaker 6 (36:54):
Going?

Speaker 1 (36:55):
You're mad?

Speaker 6 (36:56):
I'm manning a busload of vent don't you got a
jane ton of film pass?

Speaker 9 (37:03):
What about.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
N ain't mad at him? I'm mad at Nash call
wouldn't it none to him after the race.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Oh you think they were too tough, you skimpy?

Speaker 6 (37:13):
I knew.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Hey, Oh, Max, I just got a listener facts on
that this morning. Listen to this and uh and tell
us what you think. Hey, guys, here's my two cents
on the Dale Junior controversy. NASCAR's punishment seems reasonable to me.
Ten thousand dollars and the loss of twenty five points
is fair since it's the same thing bush Aeries driver
Johnny Sauder got for a similar outburst back in March.

(37:37):
There are almost two hundred championship points available to the
winning driver each week. Junior could easily bounce back in
the seven races left in the season. If he doesn't, well,
he has no one to blame but himself. A penalty
is supposed to hurt. That's why it's called a penalty.
Willard Jones, Richmond, Virginia, PS. I'd love to hear Mad

(37:59):
Max's tay on this.

Speaker 6 (38:01):
Max, well, buckle up. Butter Cup calls Harry, come.

Speaker 14 (38:07):
Here.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
What was his name?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Willard?

Speaker 6 (38:10):
Willard the rat? Yeah, my big old but I don't
know what Brennan you're from. But here on earth, we're
down to the last seven races.

Speaker 14 (38:21):
Of the year.

Speaker 6 (38:23):
Hey, Junior just said the word on TV. He didn't
actually do it any layoffice Johnny Sauder got the same thing. Crap.
Losing twenty five points is a lot better deal in
October than it is in March. And the last time
I looked, Johnny Saalder wasn't charging for the championship. Like

(38:46):
Junior said. The nasty wording question slipped out during a
moment of jubulation. He's earned hard, Junior, his daddy was
earn hard. And if you gonna hear somebody say that word,
would you rather have them happy or passed up. I

(39:07):
don't get me wrong, I don't think Junior should have
said what he said. But if you try to keep
a guy from cussing, I'd say screwing him out of
a shot at the championship might not be the best
way to go about it. Heads up, NASCAR, if Junior
ends up losing the title by less than twenty five poets,
you might start hearing a lot of other colorful words,

(39:30):
but instead the one person saying them, it'll be about
three million Earnhart fans. And believe me, they know some
real goodness in the words of another famous North Carolina
role model, Sheriff Andy Taylor. Y'all act like you got
some smart to which I'd like to add, and great

(39:51):
running my line, johnbo belly go have a nice day.

Speaker 9 (40:27):
Hey, it makes you on the radio.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Yeah, man, I tend to get ahead of myself once
in a while. Look at where's I an? I go ahead,
I will be joining us one hour from right now. Okay,
because right now, look what we got. It is time
for Oliver.

Speaker 19 (40:52):
Well, well, well, did you know that over ninety percent
of Americans have pets. I'm particularly fond of dogs, and
with rare exception, pets are treasured members of the family.
And as with all families, sometimes, no matter how much
you love them, they need a not jerked in their tail.

(41:15):
You need to throw some grits and kibbles and bits
against the wall and lay down the lawn. So listen up, Fido.
This bit's for you, dear dogs. The dishes with the
paw prints are yours. They contain your food. The other

(41:37):
dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, putting
a pawprint in the middle of my mashed potatoes does
not stake your claim to my dinner. The stairway was
not designed by NASCAR. Beating me to the bottom accomplishes
absolutely nothing, and tripping me doesn't help either. Remember, I

(42:05):
fall faster than you can run. I can't buy anything
bigger than a king size bed. I'm sorry you have
the ability to curl into a ball when you sleep.

Speaker 14 (42:22):
I can't.

Speaker 19 (42:24):
Laying your tail out straight on one end and sticking
out your tongue on the other I interpret as sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from
the bathroom. I promise if by some miracle I beat

(42:49):
you there and managed to shut the door, it's not
necessary to claw wine, try to turn the knob or
burrow under the door. I'll be out in a minute.
For the love of God, stop staring at me. I

(43:16):
was talking to you, John boy.

Speaker 6 (43:17):
This wasn't the.

Speaker 19 (43:21):
Sometimes it's hard to tell if you're adoring me or
planning to kill me in my sleep. Oh and how
about blinking once in a while. You're creeping me out
When I go out to get something from the car
or go get the paper. You don't have to welcome

(43:43):
me with a chorus of anxious happy box You and
your damn short term memory. I've only been gone for
thirty seconds. Please get a clue. For the safety of
my face, family, please stop loving every other human being

(44:04):
on the planet. See one of the benefits of owning
a dog is protection. Home Invaders, serial killers, and terrorists
are not my friends, and nor should they be yours.
Remember kill, kill, not kiss kiss. And speaking of kisses,

(44:30):
I'm flattered by your attention. Your unconditional love is the
best part of my day. But you don't need the
lick my face. First of all, eat a damn altois
once in a while, Believe it or not, all that
butt licking makes your breathsteak.

Speaker 17 (44:52):
He has a shot.

Speaker 19 (44:56):
Not to mention the fact that those button germs on
your tongue on my face. I'm also not crazy about
you loving me up right after you've eaten a rotten squirrel,
a mouse, or some other animal's duty. It's a whole
wild scene, man, and I want nothing to do with it.

(45:19):
See that's one of the reasons I wanted you to
learn how to shake hands. Damn it, I sure wish
I knew how to say that in dog language.
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