June 6, 2024 • 47 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Uncle B.S. tells us what he was doing on D-Day.. - Comedian Brad Williams checks in from his tour as it winds through Big Show cities.. - We’ll get a lesson on man-speak in our Language Lab.. - Mad Max gets his boxers in a bunch over Vegan-Sexuals.. - Doug Rice gets us On Track with his weekly racing report.. - Mark Packer is fresh back from the worst vacation of his life.. - and Mary Jane does some deep thinking..
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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on track with Doug Rice making his victory lap this year. Man.
Time is flying by for Doug. Hangs up the golden microphone.
But now before it hits Wine Country this weekend. We'll
find out about that in a second. Good morning, mister Rice.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
We need we need at least one more one more
trip to Sonoma Valley.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
You got it. So let's start with the big story
this week. Kyle Larson did get his waiver and I
looked it up.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Doug.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
He is second in the standing, so that would really,
I guess, kind of affected that in his run for
the champion, and.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
It would have.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
It would have it would have been effectively over because
if they had not given him a waiver for missing
the six hundred and running Indy, he wouldn't have been
able to win the championship, he wouldn't have been eligible,
so this makes him eligible now. He still lost all
the points that he would have gained in the six hundred,
and that's a little bit of detriment. But they're so
good they can they can take the fifteen yard penalty
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and make up the ground and still get the first down.
And I think that team will be fine. They're one
of the best teams out there. He may arguably be
the best driver.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
In all of NASCAR.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
So uh, I'm glad nast. I'm glad NASCAR did this.
I think they made Hendrick Motorsports and Kyle sweat a
little bit. And I think anybody that does this hereafter
or they will, there will probably be amendments to the
waiver rule between now and the next time somebody would
be doing something. I had no problem with what Kyle
(01:55):
Larson did. He wanted to run in the Indianapolis five hundred.
It drew a ten to NASCAR from that van base.
It helped them. Everybody won in this and to have
done something punitive to Larson and that team for that exception,
I think would have been a misstep. So I'm glad
NASCAR granted the waiver and he's going to be eligible
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to run for the title.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Well, I was looking forward to saying what you thought,
because a lot of some people, you know, are devised.
Asiadn't have done that, but I was going to see
what you said. I agree with you wholehearted.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I think it's for the greater good.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
All right, buddy, Hey, we're talking about Ford could not
get a victory, and the last two out of excuse me,
two out of three races they won. If he count
an All Star race, it's three out of four.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
They found something.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I don't know if it came from Robert Yates' engines.
They've also gotten a little bit lucky. Christopher Bell looked
like he was going to win that race at Saint
Louis and his engine went south. Then it looked like
Ryan Blainey was going to win one, and he runs.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Out of gas. Literally as he's taking the white flag.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
The car kind of stalls out, and his teammate Austin
Cindric passed him. Got a win, first time for Austin
to have a win, and I think eighty nine races,
So he now is guaranteed a spot in the playoffs.
So a lot went on in like the last four
laps of that race in Saint Louis, it looked like
a sure win for Bell, then it was Blaney, and
then at the very end it was Cindric and good
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on him.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
He was there where he needed to be. He was
riding in second when opportunity knocked.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
That's it. So I want to get your feelings on
the Stuart haas a race team shutting down. Uh.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
First reaction is I'm sad that race team is located
probably not five miles from Charlotte Motor Speedway in Kannapolis.
And you know that's three hundred jobs that just went
away or will go away at the end of the year.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
And I can tell you if.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
You've ever been in this situation, their environment changed the
minute that announcement came out. They're not They're looking for
their own livelihoods Now where am I going to be?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
And I'm not worried about the drivers.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
They'll find lily pads to land on. But all of
the other three hundred employees there have got to now scramble.
The good thing is they shut it down in time
to allow these folks to get on the job search trail,
and it's curious to see what's going to happen. A
lot of people think they may sell the physical plant,
possibly to front Row Motorsports, who has already purchased one
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of the charters.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
And that's the other part of this equation.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Now that there are charters, it's kind of like having
a franchise, but not exactly three of them are still
at large. It's suspected that track House, that is the
team that Chastain and Suarez run for, will probably buy one.
Twenty three eleven, which is Michael Jordan and Denny Hamlin's team,
will likely buy one. Not sure where the fourth one
(04:47):
will land, but that's a big deal. This is a
team that five years ago was winning titles and winning
bunches of races, but once Kevin Harvick left, he was
their rock star. He was the guy that could win races,
also the guy that could secure a sponsorship, and all
of that went away. They have four drivers up there
now they have one Cup win between all four drivers,
(05:09):
and Tony and Tony Stewart and Gene Haas, the two
co owners.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
At Stuart hass were absentee.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Owners for the most part. Tony's been off drag racing
with his wife.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Good for him.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
He's having a great time, and Gene Haas is involved
with his Formula One team. But at least they admitted
that we've kind of this is not what we want
to do anymore and we're going.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
To liquidate it.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
So at least they didn't put people through sort of
some sort of never never land of well, we're here,
but we're not.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Here, right, all right? Three hundred jobs? You know, you
don't think about that when the race team folds, You
sure don't know.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
People think about maybe the drivers, possibly the crew chiefs,
but there's a lot of other people behind.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And for those three hundred, how many lives.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Does that affect of people that are depending on those
salaries to come down?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
There's a real cascade effect there.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
That's it, all right, Doug, appreciate you, buddy. You travel
safe out of son Noma. Oh. I forgot to get
who you like this weekend.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
I like Martin Truex Junior to get his first win
of the year. He's won I think three out of
the last five races that he really drives.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
But keep my brand new asphalt this year.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
The speed is going to be way up and hopefully
we get something that looks exciting at the end.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
All right, buddy, we'll be wife. We'll be listening to
you on the road. Thanks, Doug.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Be sure, guys.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
All right, all right boy, let's play it beat the
Blonde right now. Then open up the lines at one
eight hundred, big show, we'll get a contestant. Blainex Good morning,
(06:58):
and this will make show already running through you. Thursday,
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Speaker 6 (07:27):
Play out on their contays.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Why can't get there?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
We'll call you too, and it's time to play beat along.
That's we Our contestant, Jim out of Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Good morning, Jim, Hey, big Charley, john Boy, first time
getting through a longtime listener.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
Here you go, Hi, Yeah, that is all right, Jim
we'll glad you, but we'll go as stay of some
Should you agree or disagree with her answer?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Two balls ill get you in a big old mount Olive,
big old prize back. Yeah, okay, So, uh, Taylor, let's
talk about Christopher Columbus, since sure we are very familiar
with him. Oh yeah, well, before he sailed to America,
he made something for a living. What did he make?
Speaker 9 (08:27):
Passionate love to Queen Isabella?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Is that I got there, I got on the boat.
Something going on.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (08:37):
He was a shipbuilder, he said, ship.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
A builder, ship builder, right, yes, Jim, do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 6 (08:48):
I'll agree.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
And he was a map maker. See that makes sense
to He made maps. He didn't know where he was
very good. Yeah, okay, no going, there's a buzzer right
off the bed. Let's see if we can get a
(09:09):
bail right here. So let's say take Taine. According to
the National Environmental Research Center, during the summer, an esquimo
will frequently pay up to five dollars for a big
cake of ice because that provides him with.
Speaker 10 (09:29):
What provides him with companionship lonely up there in Aska. Yeah,
it's his air conditioning.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
This is air conditioning. Keeps him cool. I guess in
the summer in the last year, Jim, do you agree
or disagreem there, I'll agree you agree? Man? Oh, that's
most don't really need air conditioning that provides them with
(10:08):
drinking water for the summer, about thirty five gallons of it. Yeah, well,
dog gone, you didn't win, Jim. I hope you learned
something about eskimos. Yeah, and we will give you a
consolation prize before we hang up on you. So you
hang on there, buddy. It will make you har right,
appreciate you. Mane. I think the problem with this beat
(10:32):
the blonde you just sound like you know what you're
talking about. I do, Yes, well.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
I do.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
All right, let's about get you over your news and
back to the barn. Good morning, let's make show on
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the radio for your Thursday morning, Special Days, Special time
for a man, the pac Man from the Big ESPN.
He is back. We've been missing about three or four weeks.
Now we'll find out what he's been up to. Look
at that this college baseball world serious time.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Right now, Let's have some fun with Ricky b.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
He got a good boys.
Speaker 7 (11:53):
What's same?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Reggiet I ain't never been across the pond. The only
London I've been too is in Kentucky. That royal crowd
(12:18):
don't turn me on. There's just one king, and that's
Elvis Presley. But everybody's like, what time's Oprah? Where's Prince Harry?
There's that American girl he married, And I don't care
their drama ain't my cross to bear. But everybody's like
(12:40):
sad little Megan, poor little princess, mean Prince Charles acting
like a racist. No one cares. I'd like to feed
them all to bears. Don't give a damn about roy.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Lordy, what a pain.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
The only prince I care about here's the one that's
saying purple rain.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
I don't need no rule.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Thinking they're so high class and baby they cannoll. They
can all just kiss my ass. I never cared for
fish and chips. I like my tea ice cold and
(13:26):
reely sugary. The only queen I cared about was a
man made Freddie Mercury. But everybody's like crowns and thrones
and horse drawn carriages, snangled tooth kin breads, enforced marriages.
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No one cares. Can't you see our empty stairs? But
every show is all palace intrigue. We'll be king next house, brows, gossip,
bowed royal sex. Who gives a crown? You stupid, drooling sap.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Screw all of them.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Roy, I got better things to do, like keeping communist
from turning my red state blue. Don't need some mone or.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Pushing us around. That's a real good way.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
To wind up six feet underground. Oh oh oh, we're
living in America. Don't need no hel Britannica.
Speaker 11 (14:39):
Oh oh.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
I don't give two spins about your fascination with the Brits.
Nobody cares about Roy.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Spare me any praise the only Duke I care about.
Here's my favorite man.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
They he's my your old damn busday.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Don't fred about their strife.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
And maybe then you smartened up and get alive.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Good morning the radio close, he'se our poet laureate.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Just bring him in.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Well, not many shows can say they have their very
own poet laureate, but we can. And they stopped by
the SHARE's latest wordsmithery, welcome by Colonel Hamilton Brewster. How
you doing, Colonel Ah? If I was any better, vitamins
would be taken me. That's good to hear, so what
have you got for us today?
Speaker 12 (16:07):
Well, my latest is entitled The Big Pollen Puff of
twenty four. It goes a little bit like this, when
the ice all melts and spring is here. It's most
folks favorite time of year, but there's one part of
the season that leaves some folks bawling, the dusty scourge
of the skies that dad gum pollen. But this year'd
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be different. A new feller in town, a real weirdo
we've seen a wandering round. His name was Professor Ludwig
von Dinas, a certifiable horticultural genius. He picked this place,
and not by chance, for climate and soil and native plants.
His goal was a hybrid that when that was no joke,
(16:51):
crossing a fraser fur with sticky weed smoke haha, and
evergreen and cannabis an unlikely pair. I asked him why,
and he decided to share big money in marrohouchie a
fortune to be found with something that grows wild all
year round. He'd spend years perfecting his mad science scheme.
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He'd be wealthy as o Nasis if he achieved his dream,
and sure enough, the spring did the deed, a twenty
foot tall grove of evergreen weed. But before the harvest,
the plants had to bloom with a pollen explosion like
an atomic boom. Soon pollen dust covered the whole countryside,
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inside and out. There was nowhere to hide but a
curious fact about this season's dust. A good sniff got
you high, and this fact you can trust. Before two
days had passed, the whole town was baked, snorting that
pollen till both nostrils ached. They was snorting off benches
and snorting off trees, off outhouse seats with the whole county.
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Peas snorting off cheves and Hyundais and fords, even snorting
off a dodge forgive me lord, sniffing off dogs and
hamsters and cats, whiffing off decks and stained trucker hats.
It was like the old days, folks smooching their cousins,
even insects was stoned. The bees were really buzzing hah.
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After a month the pallen was gone. Folks felt like
they just couldn't go on itching and a scratching, going
through withdrawal, like when they hide the diet coke from y'all.
Speaker 11 (18:34):
Ha ha.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
The Professor's creation.
Speaker 12 (18:37):
Made the whole town smile, and it'll have to hold
him for just a short while because after Christmas is over,
just you wait and see, kids will find their folks
smoking the Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio.
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All Right Timers Sports with a Pacman a Special Day,
Special Time Pack finally gets back in town after running around.
I don't know where he's being. Let's find out.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Pacman.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Good morning, Buddy, Good morning, John Boy and crew. It
has been about a month, I think since we find
the Old Dog and penty. The last time I talked
to you, we were getting ready to go down to
a Millia Island, Florida. At the beautiful. It's Carlton Resort
for the ACC spring meetings, and you go down there
for about three or four days. You interact with all
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the coaches and athletic directors and Commissioner Phillips and all
that stuff. And you know, I decide to take my
wife on the trip because she likes the beach, and
she knew that. Number one, she likes the beach, the
beach is great. Number two, she would be without me
because I'd be working. So the win win proposition for
my wife. So unfortunately, Johnny, the day we got there,
we decided to have a few cocktails and my wife
(22:27):
ordered some sushi and turned out that she ends up
getting food poisoning. All right, so she's become sick as
a dog for a couple of days. And so I
get to act as the nurse. As we're down there,
a beautiful, rich Carlton resort. We give them a nice
shout out since they didn't give me anything in return
for having a sick wife down there. So nevertheless, I
take care of my wife. Everything is good. We finally
(22:49):
do our thing, and again we interview all the coaches
and ads and all that great stuff. We get done
with that trip, and that led about two days later
for my wife and I to go on vacation. And
as you all know, we were going to go to Idlack.
You want to hit to Rome and then eventually go
all over the great country of Italy. So we fly,
of course on the American Airlines. Flights delayed, as you
will know, but with ten hours later we finally arrived.
(23:11):
We fly through the middle of the night. We arrived
Sunday morning. This is all the same week and millionallen
right into Rome and what a great deal. So we
fly in and we land in Rome on a Sunday morning,
and you're not gonna believe this. We're both sick and
it's got none to do with food poising, but we
feel awful. So my wife literally gets in bed. I
get in bed. We sleep for twenty one hours. Anybody
(23:33):
that knows me, that's twenty one hours would be about
two weeks of sleep for me, because I get about
two hours to night. All right. I wake up Monday
afternoon in Rome. Still don't feel great, but I feel
better than my wife. I'm walking around, just exploring a
little bit. It gets so bad I end up. Of course,
I've been taking Italian lesson. So I'm now learning, you know,
directions to get to the pharmacy. I'm talking to the pharmacists,
(23:54):
I'm talking to locals. We get COVID tests, we get
all kinds of the thermometers, we got all kinds as
at Bronco, my wife's got bronchitis, says, it turns out
we're both so sick. We decided to fly back two
days later. Wednesday morning we fly back. So it was
basically a three day road trip to Rome, Italy and
Johnny I figured out that we spent from the second
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I walked out my front door to the second I
walked back into my door was one hundred hours, all right,
seventy six of the one hundred hours we were either
in bed, in an airplane or at an airport. Seventy
six a hundred. So my wife is still up, says,
in fact, he's still under the weather oliever or not.
She's gonna be okay. So that was our vacation, and
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she's like that it's got to be the worst trip.
I mean, nothing like a three day weekend to Rome
in which you'd never get a chance to see any
of it. Just get back on a plane, and get
on home. So a total disaster at the beautiful Ritz
Carlton and Miliallen, total disaster, and an incredible hotel in
beautiful Rome, Italy. So that's what we got going on.
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The good news is, despite all that, and that happened
about a week and a half, two weeks ago, whenever
it was. When we got back, we did go to
the George Strait Chris Stapleton concert here in the uptown
Charlotte Bank of America Stadium, and Johnny, I got to
tell you something. I don't know David Tepper, the owner
of the Panthers, but I wish he was with us
because he could have looked around his stadium and got
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a sense of what it feels like when it's actually packed.
I mean every seat, I mean everybody was in there
having a good time. And it's like, man, when's the
last time people rolled in the Bank of America Stadium
and for five or six hours had the best time
of their life. But the concert was great and all
that kind of stuff, but the life has been totally
upside down since the last time we spoke. I mean
really good, crazy, no kidding, Oh right, I say one
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more thing. Listen, one more thing. I then we want
to talk to sports. Another funny thing about a Millionallen.
When we're flying back from a million island, my wife
had to leave early, all right, because he wasn't feeling good.
So when I'm flying back, I end up sitting with
the commissioner of the Accim Phillips. Now ESPN bumped me
up to first class. I really think I'm somebody, and
Phillips is the last guy to get on the plane.
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He sits down beside me. So we're flying from Jacksonville, Florida,
back to Charlotte, and I've gone American Airlines. And as
we're flying back, the weather is so bad in Charlotte
we end up getting diverted to Atlanta. By the time
we landed in Charlotte, it was four and a half
hours later, and I looked at the commissioner. We solved
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all the world's problems. I said, this has got to
be the best worst flight I've ever had. So between
a Millionallen, that flight rome and all that stuff, like
I told, your life has been told a goopy. But
you didn't bring me on for all that nonsense, Johnny.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I wanted to get called up, did well?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
I mean listened so much stuff has happened. I mean,
like the great Bill Walton passed away with the greatest
guys everyone in them. I just can't believe it. He
passed away to buy the age of seventy one, and
I got so many Bill Walton stories and having a
chance to meet him in person and interview on the
a gazillion times and incredibly said one of the most
wonderful people of all time. We've had all this crazy stuff,
you know, Caitlin Clark, and people going nuts in the media,
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losing their minds, trying to break all this stuff down.
I mean, we've lost our minds, Johnny, when what's happened
to the point of, Hey, if you're into sports broadcasting,
here is a unique concept. I'm going to pass this
on to everybody. This is a unique concept. Enjoy the game.
I mean, we had gotten so caught up in well
he's black, he's white, she's white, he's black. That's good
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that nobody cares.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
We weren't the sports to get away from all that crowd,
and now it's spill over.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Man, God it I turn on the tube. I'm like,
I don't want I don't care what your opinion is
just give me the game. I mean, if they have
just totally lost sight of what all of this is about,
I mean, we really at it's I'm embarrassed to be
a part of it, you know, And we want a
hot take. How about a better idea? How about let's
talk about what happened in the game. Is that a
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crazy thought break? I've never had a hot dog before.
Nobody cares. I should be mustard to catch up. I'm
up put both of them, and I tell you what
you do with both them stick in the game.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
We will.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
We'll pull ourselves together and get back on it next week.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Bud, come on this. I know you're late. Olive real quick.
College World Series on the Road to Omaha. It is
becoming ACC SEC Invitational Super Regional start tomorrow, Johnny. Five
ACC teams are in it, five SEC teams in it.
We got a couple of those matchups with NC State, Georgia,
Clemson in Florida. We'll talk about all that in the
road to Omaha next week. But that's gonna be awesome
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stuff come up this weekend. And good for the folks
in Chapel Hill. They just had all those crazy Cajuns
from LSU come in there and drink all their liquor.
They get them, they kick them out, they beat them.
And guess what here comes to West Virginia, to Chapel Hill.
You can't be two greater fan bases coming to your
town to drink all your liquor, the LSU and West Virginia.
So the folks at Chapel Hill can have an economic
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stimulus coming up this weekend. But the baseball will be
great and we'll talk about it next week.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I promise, all right, boy, will kiss you whie for us?
Not on the mouth? Well one of you might still
have yours.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Well yeah, if I kiss her on the mouth and
I'm not available next week, you know.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
All right, pack appreciate you, buddy. I'll be good man.
There's Mark Packer from the a A not working the
Big against me. I damn well, let's play on some
worthy word. Come on, give us a couple of contestants
one eight hundred Big Show will team up play next.
Speaker 7 (30:02):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
It's a big show on the radio. You gonna do
your Thursday morning hit the Big Show dot com. Check
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for today Man Max Kentucky Pride cruelty dot com. There's
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Show dot coming right now. I had everybody's head.
Speaker 7 (30:30):
I buy the bed, I.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Take the word A word down the wordy word. Lets
meet the contestants. We got Jimmy from Augusta, Georgia. Good morning, Jimmy,
good morning, good morning, good morning. Then we got Curtis
out of Knockadosius, Texas. Good morning, Curtis, good morning guy,
good morning.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
All right at.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Jimmy from Georgia, Curtis from Texas. Get read place wordy
word on the Big Show. Curtis, you got tatter on
your side.
Speaker 10 (30:59):
We do.
Speaker 6 (31:01):
It all right.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
And then is John boll Tombo and Jammy, Tommy A right, Curtis,
you and Tate and Tate relaxed. Let's say a man, Jimmy,
get some points on the board here, Jimmy, are you ready, buddy?
Speaker 7 (31:18):
I believe I'm ready as I'm gonna get all right.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Well, let's see what we can do. Then start the clock.
Now in the summer, you eat these a water yes,
uh huh, all right, okay. If you were a Paul
Paul and a little boy, you have a what a
little your your grandfather. Yes, that's it.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Hey, how much does that blank? Ten dollars? That's how much?
That what you gotta pay? Yes, uh huh. All right,
this is where you put fish inside these inside your house,
your house, you put fish in.
Speaker 14 (31:55):
Yes, all right, you're to work, Jimmy. If you know
the way you put a four on the bowl. Nice work,
all right, I know, Paul, Paul. And now Curtis and Tyler.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
For your round one. Okay, right ready Curtis, yes, sir,
and go.
Speaker 9 (32:12):
You have to go outside when there's a fire.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Blank morning fire alarm.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
Yes, hey you know Mom, dad, kids, they're all one
big happy blank.
Speaker 9 (32:24):
This is when you get your nails done. It's called
a whip. Yes, I had home of the blank. Yes,
the oh it's not spoiled. This this apple is what?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
This this bread?
Speaker 9 (32:40):
This bread is baked. Blank.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
There's the blaser. But you did put a four on
the board to tie things up where you go ride
four to four? After round one? Here were going around
to are you ready, Jimmy, Okay, picking up on that
last one. The of spoiled ready to go. The opposite
of spoiled is no, no another guys, get this to girls. Hey,
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don't get blank with me. Yes, okay, okay. The opposite
of maximize is yes, okay, your father is married to
your uh huh okay? Below two is one? Uh huh okay,
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sergeants have three of these?
Speaker 6 (33:37):
All right?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Get me put a three on that four a total
of seven. Wait a minute, we gotta fly, okay. Jagie said,
I couldn't say maximize for minimize really because Mies is
part of it. I guess okay, I'm not going to
argue with you. Yes you are unless he loses will
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seven to five. All right, Well, I hope you're happy.
You got it set up for Curtis and Tater two
will tie three will win.
Speaker 9 (34:16):
Curtison to ignore the room man, just ignore it ready.
A tiger can't change his what? Yes? Hey, can I
take a blank of you? A photographer? Hey, this is
a lazy boy. Makes these lazy boys make Twitter?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yep, So mys I get penalized on mys, Tator says pick.
I warned, you get two women, you get both of
them's half. They're gonna get synchronized.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
She did not put the C on it.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
She said, pick.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Jimmy from Augusta has it feel I feel like you
want to come up here and kiss me. Well, you know, Jimmy,
you try to get later, I'm put Jackie on you.
All right, budd and Curtis down knock a do Sais
you got your big old one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bull snot cleaning products headed down for you
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win gratulations.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
All right, thank you, All all right, buddy.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Good morning, Big Show on the radio. I'm just making
some mental notes. So I can't say maximizes for minimize,
but tatter can say for picture. So if I said
max and my, you know, maybe maybe if that would workshire,
let me have it and I gotta win.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
Eat it.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
You sacredized you probably do know that. Yeah, oh right,
here we go, clo bed requests. I got right here,
worried about saying words. Let's say here. Terry Nap out
of Glen Diva, Montana, Glyn Diva, Montana. Maybe it is
(36:11):
in Montana, Terry says, I'd like to hear any Americ
Jane's visits. You got it, Terry. Coming up next, Good
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Morning Listen, Make Show on the radio, Make Show Listener
and the Beautiful Clinton Diva, Montana. Terry Nap Let's do
visits with Mary Jane. Let's do one.
Speaker 15 (36:59):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's girlfriend,
Mary Jane.
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Yo to the.
Speaker 11 (37:08):
Hey dude, AS's is? YO?
Speaker 9 (37:11):
What's crack a licking?
Speaker 11 (37:13):
Y'all?
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Good?
Speaker 11 (37:15):
I'm good to.
Speaker 6 (37:18):
Y'all.
Speaker 11 (37:19):
I've just been sitting around the house thinking about stuff.
You know, I'm going to ask you. You want to
hear something?
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Y'all?
Speaker 6 (37:27):
So cool?
Speaker 9 (37:29):
Old please.
Speaker 11 (37:36):
Don't judge.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
You, do you?
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Listen?
Speaker 11 (37:42):
I got up this morning and I put on a
pair of my skinny jeans. So far they don't seem
to be working. My email password got hacked again.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
What a pain.
Speaker 11 (37:57):
This is the third time, y'all I've had to read
name my dog? Hey, Hey, can I say a happy
birthday to my grandma?
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Sure?
Speaker 9 (38:11):
She just turned ninety five. Fo dudes, Believe it or not,
she still doesn't need glasses. She drinks straight out of
the bottle.
Speaker 11 (38:19):
Man.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
She's a rock star.
Speaker 11 (38:26):
Okay, they should make a GPS just for old people. First,
it tells you how to get there, then it tells
you why you went there.
Speaker 9 (38:40):
Y'all need it. Hey, I don't mean to pick on
old people.
Speaker 7 (38:45):
I mean I got no room to talk.
Speaker 9 (38:48):
I still have to sing a song.
Speaker 11 (38:49):
I learned in kindergarten to remember where a letter comes
in the alphabet.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
Mold.
Speaker 11 (38:57):
Back in the nineties, I was the coolest kid in
the neighborhood because I had a Sony PlayStation. Now people
walk up to me at Target and tell me my
phone flashlight is on.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Hate.
Speaker 9 (39:15):
I bought some wine?
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Did I kea the other day?
Speaker 9 (39:18):
Wine?
Speaker 11 (39:22):
It's just a bunch of grapes and an islan wrench.
I think if somebody was telling me they shrunk my kids,
calling me honey would just piss me off. Watching I'm
(39:44):
doing a lot more online shopping lately, y'all. It combines
my two favorite things, spending money and not leaving the house.
And I was thinking, the only way I'm coming to
your yard is if you're making actual milkshakes.
Speaker 13 (40:07):
Hey.
Speaker 11 (40:08):
Hey, I came up with a way to combine having
a snack and exercising. I put a big bowl of
Cheetos on top of the room butt and fought it
around the house.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
That's very good.
Speaker 11 (40:25):
Yeah, you need to always remember there's no rule on
karaoke night that says you can't sing.
Speaker 9 (40:33):
You can't sing, oh please?
Speaker 11 (40:41):
This was funnier in my head says you can knowing
says you can't sing the weird ol version of a song.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
You up.
Speaker 9 (40:52):
I'm sorry, and I knew what I was gonna say.
Speaker 11 (40:58):
Listen, if somebody makes you mad, instead of saying go
to hell, you should say go to CVS at three
o'clock in the.
Speaker 9 (41:06):
Afternoon, because that's way it works.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Man. And that chick that.
Speaker 11 (41:13):
Scanned my stuff at the supermarket yesterday was rude and unhelpful,
and she kind of smelled like she'd been drinking. But
I guess that's what I get for using the self checkout.
She knows what I'm talking about. All Right, dude, I'm
(41:33):
gonna do one more for you. The world would be
a way cooler place if we'd quit hating people for
their skin color or their religion and go back to
hating people for what they like on their pizza. All right, man, glad,
(41:54):
y'all enjoyed me, and that's it for now. Y'all keep rocking, okay,
and I don't keep thinking and stuff.
Speaker 15 (42:04):
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Speaker 11 (42:14):
Did you say fortu way.
Speaker 6 (42:41):
Good?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
More than it's to make show on the radio. You're
making your job boy billy album for your dads and grads.
Need a Mad Max track on that bad boy if
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Speaker 6 (42:59):
Max Y'all'm on belly, Yeah, Mad Max, here is early
little rundown people on my nerves. I'm mad. Pe've always
come up to him and say, boy, I love it
when you get on them animal rights idiot, said Peter. Well,
I'm here to please. Let's see what's new with Themta's murder,
(43:23):
fish Field, pain Crown. Oh, here's a good new. Some
nineteen year old kid that works for Peter had his
name legally changed to Kentucky Fried Cruelty dot com. Yeah,
that's the name of Peter's website. Gets all over Kentucky
Fried Chicken because all their food is made out of
brace yourself pieces of dead chickens. Yeah, website's got a
(43:48):
picture this goob's Virginia driver's license. Sure enough, here's his
new name. Kentucky Fried Cruelty dot Com says we've been
animal rights person ever since his daddy look and fishing
when he was a kid. When he saw the animals
struggling at the end of a hook, he took up
bird watching instead. Probably tickled his daddy. Yes, that led
(44:11):
to his life of animal rights activism, his job with Pete,
and his recent name change, which I'm guessing is pretty
much killed any chance he had ever going out on
a date with a woman. Conn That's parents. They weren't
a little shocked at first, but they adjusted to their
son's new names. Well, Peter spokesmade. Pamela Anderson supports the
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name change. He's looking forward to the day when KFC
stops torturing chickens and he can change his name back.
All right, now, I see why I did it. He
got to meet Pamela Anderson man kind of idiotics in
Pamela Anderson out to talk against KFC because fanly, whenever
(44:54):
I was there on TV, I don't hear a words,
he said. All I can think about is breast and thighs.
Let's see who else Pete's gotten there at glory of
celebrity supporters. Well, now is Pam's ex husband, Tommy Lee.
Now there's a guy who always seems like he knows
what he's talking about hein't Tommy, why are you giving
(45:17):
up meat? About staying away from tattoo parlers and how
and lauw comedian Andy Dick. That amazes me? Is there
not that he's a vegetarian, that there's actually people that
think he's a comedian. And Paul McCartney at figures have
you heard any of his music lately? If there's anybody
(45:39):
sounds likely to use a big old greasy cheeseburger in
Paul McCartney. But now the most convincing name in the
Peter lineup has gotten to be the Reverend Al Sharpton,
because we all know he ain't the kind of guy
who comes out for something just on even get his
face on TV. My butt look about better is play?
Speaker 10 (46:02):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (46:03):
I'll tell you what, though, you gotta tip your hat
to them. Anybody that can make Al sharp gonna come
out against fried Chicken Macko del ain't buy it. I
said it before, I'll play it again. You're at the
top of the food chain. Deal with it. To other words,
late KMC alone, stop making some brown nose. Any of
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the turn to change their names, lighting up, have a
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on track with Doug Rice making his victory lap this year. Man.
Time is flying by for Doug. Hangs up the golden microphone.
But now before it hits Wine Country this weekend. We'll
find out about that in a second. Good morning, mister Rice.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
We need we need at least one more one more
trip to Sonoma Valley.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
You got it. So let's start with the big story
this week. Kyle Larson did get his waiver and I
looked it up.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Doug.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
He is second in the standing, so that would really,
I guess, kind of affected that in his run for
the champion, and.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
It would have.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
It would have it would have been effectively over because
if they had not given him a waiver for missing
the six hundred and running Indy, he wouldn't have been
able to win the championship, he wouldn't have been eligible,
so this makes him eligible now. He still lost all
the points that he would have gained in the six hundred,
and that's a little bit of detriment. But they're so
good they can they can take the fifteen yard penalty
(01:24):
and make up the ground and still get the first down.
And I think that team will be fine. They're one
of the best teams out there. He may arguably be
the best driver.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
In all of NASCAR.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
So uh, I'm glad nast. I'm glad NASCAR did this.
I think they made Hendrick Motorsports and Kyle sweat a
little bit. And I think anybody that does this hereafter
or they will, there will probably be amendments to the
waiver rule between now and the next time somebody would
be doing something. I had no problem with what Kyle
(01:55):
Larson did. He wanted to run in the Indianapolis five hundred.
It drew a ten to NASCAR from that van base.
It helped them. Everybody won in this and to have
done something punitive to Larson and that team for that exception,
I think would have been a misstep. So I'm glad
NASCAR granted the waiver and he's going to be eligible
(02:16):
to run for the title.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Well, I was looking forward to saying what you thought,
because a lot of some people, you know, are devised.
Asiadn't have done that, but I was going to see
what you said. I agree with you wholehearted.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I think it's for the greater good.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
All right, buddy, Hey, we're talking about Ford could not
get a victory, and the last two out of excuse me,
two out of three races they won. If he count
an All Star race, it's three out of four.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
They found something.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I don't know if it came from Robert Yates' engines.
They've also gotten a little bit lucky. Christopher Bell looked
like he was going to win that race at Saint
Louis and his engine went south. Then it looked like
Ryan Blainey was going to win one, and he runs.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Out of gas. Literally as he's taking the white flag.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
The car kind of stalls out, and his teammate Austin
Cindric passed him. Got a win, first time for Austin
to have a win, and I think eighty nine races,
So he now is guaranteed a spot in the playoffs.
So a lot went on in like the last four
laps of that race in Saint Louis, it looked like
a sure win for Bell, then it was Blaney, and
then at the very end it was Cindric and good
(03:19):
on him.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
He was there where he needed to be. He was
riding in second when opportunity knocked.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
That's it. So I want to get your feelings on
the Stuart haas a race team shutting down. Uh.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
First reaction is I'm sad that race team is located
probably not five miles from Charlotte Motor Speedway in Kannapolis.
And you know that's three hundred jobs that just went
away or will go away at the end of the year.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
And I can tell you if.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
You've ever been in this situation, their environment changed the
minute that announcement came out. They're not They're looking for
their own livelihoods Now where am I going to be?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
And I'm not worried about the drivers.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
They'll find lily pads to land on. But all of
the other three hundred employees there have got to now scramble.
The good thing is they shut it down in time
to allow these folks to get on the job search trail,
and it's curious to see what's going to happen. A
lot of people think they may sell the physical plant,
possibly to front Row Motorsports, who has already purchased one
(04:22):
of the charters.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
And that's the other part of this equation.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Now that there are charters, it's kind of like having
a franchise, but not exactly three of them are still
at large. It's suspected that track House, that is the
team that Chastain and Suarez run for, will probably buy one.
Twenty three eleven, which is Michael Jordan and Denny Hamlin's team,
will likely buy one. Not sure where the fourth one
(04:47):
will land, but that's a big deal. This is a
team that five years ago was winning titles and winning
bunches of races, but once Kevin Harvick left, he was
their rock star. He was the guy that could win races,
also the guy that could secure a sponsorship, and all
of that went away. They have four drivers up there
now they have one Cup win between all four drivers,
(05:09):
and Tony and Tony Stewart and Gene Haas, the two
co owners.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
At Stuart hass were absentee.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Owners for the most part. Tony's been off drag racing
with his wife.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Good for him.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
He's having a great time, and Gene Haas is involved
with his Formula One team. But at least they admitted
that we've kind of this is not what we want
to do anymore and we're going.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
To liquidate it.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
So at least they didn't put people through sort of
some sort of never never land of well, we're here,
but we're not.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Here, right, all right? Three hundred jobs? You know, you
don't think about that when the race team folds, You
sure don't know.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
People think about maybe the drivers, possibly the crew chiefs,
but there's a lot of other people behind.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And for those three hundred, how many lives.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Does that affect of people that are depending on those
salaries to come down?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
There's a real cascade effect there.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
That's it, all right, Doug, appreciate you, buddy. You travel
safe out of son Noma. Oh. I forgot to get
who you like this weekend.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
I like Martin Truex Junior to get his first win
of the year. He's won I think three out of
the last five races that he really drives.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
But keep my brand new asphalt this year.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
The speed is going to be way up and hopefully
we get something that looks exciting at the end.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
All right, buddy, we'll be wife. We'll be listening to
you on the road. Thanks, Doug.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Be sure, guys.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
All right, all right boy, let's play it beat the
Blonde right now. Then open up the lines at one
eight hundred, big show, we'll get a contestant. Blainex Good morning,
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and this will make show already running through you. Thursday,
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Speaker 7 (07:28):
Why can't get there?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
We'll call you too, and it's time to play beat along.
That's we Our contestant, Jim out of Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Good morning, Jim, Hey, big Charley, john Boy, first time
getting through a longtime listener.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
Here you go, Hi, Yeah, that is all right, Jim
we'll glad you, but we'll go as stay of some
Should you agree or disagree with her answer?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Two balls ill get you in a big old mount Olive,
big old prize back. Yeah, okay, So, uh, Taylor, let's
talk about Christopher Columbus, since sure we are very familiar
with him. Oh yeah, well, before he sailed to America,
he made something for a living. What did he make?
Speaker 9 (08:27):
Passionate love to Queen Isabella?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Is that I got there, I got on the boat.
Something going on.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (08:37):
He was a shipbuilder, he said, ship.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
A builder, ship builder, right, yes, Jim, do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 6 (08:48):
I'll agree.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
And he was a map maker. See that makes sense
to He made maps. He didn't know where he was
very good. Yeah, okay, no going, there's a buzzer right
off the bed. Let's see if we can get a
(09:09):
bail right here. So let's say take Taine. According to
the National Environmental Research Center, during the summer, an esquimo
will frequently pay up to five dollars for a big
cake of ice because that provides him with.
Speaker 10 (09:29):
What provides him with companionship lonely up there in Aska. Yeah,
it's his air conditioning.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
This is air conditioning. Keeps him cool. I guess in
the summer in the last year, Jim, do you agree
or disagreem there, I'll agree you agree? Man? Oh, that's
most don't really need air conditioning that provides them with
(10:08):
drinking water for the summer, about thirty five gallons of it. Yeah, well,
dog gone, you didn't win, Jim. I hope you learned
something about eskimos. Yeah, and we will give you a
consolation prize before we hang up on you. So you
hang on there, buddy. It will make you har right,
appreciate you. Mane. I think the problem with this beat
(10:32):
the blonde you just sound like you know what you're
talking about. I do, Yes, well.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
I do.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
All right, let's about get you over your news and
back to the barn. Good morning, let's make show on
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for a man, the pac Man from the Big ESPN.
He is back. We've been missing about three or four weeks.
Now we'll find out what he's been up to. Look
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Speaker 7 (11:47):
Right now, Let's have some fun with Ricky b.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
He got a good boys.
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What's same?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Reggiet I ain't never been across the pond. The only
London I've been too is in Kentucky. That royal crowd
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don't turn me on. There's just one king, and that's
Elvis Presley. But everybody's like, what time's Oprah? Where's Prince Harry?
There's that American girl he married, And I don't care
their drama ain't my cross to bear. But everybody's like
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sad little Megan, poor little princess, mean Prince Charles acting
like a racist. No one cares. I'd like to feed
them all to bears. Don't give a damn about roy.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Lordy, what a pain.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
The only prince I care about here's the one that's
saying purple rain.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
I don't need no rule.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Thinking they're so high class and baby they cannoll. They
can all just kiss my ass. I never cared for
fish and chips. I like my tea ice cold and
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reely sugary. The only queen I cared about was a
man made Freddie Mercury. But everybody's like crowns and thrones
and horse drawn carriages, snangled tooth kin breads, enforced marriages.
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No one cares. Can't you see our empty stairs? But
every show is all palace intrigue. We'll be king next house, brows, gossip,
bowed royal sex. Who gives a crown? You stupid, drooling sap.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Screw all of them.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Roy, I got better things to do, like keeping communist
from turning my red state blue. Don't need some mone or.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Pushing us around. That's a real good way.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
To wind up six feet underground. Oh oh oh, we're
living in America. Don't need no hel Britannica.
Speaker 11 (14:39):
Oh oh.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
I don't give two spins about your fascination with the Brits.
Nobody cares about Roy.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Spare me any praise the only Duke I care about.
Here's my favorite man.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
They he's my your old damn busday.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Don't fred about their strife.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
And maybe then you smartened up and get alive.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Good morning the radio close, he'se our poet laureate.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Just bring him in.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Well, not many shows can say they have their very
own poet laureate, but we can. And they stopped by
the SHARE's latest wordsmithery, welcome by Colonel Hamilton Brewster. How
you doing, Colonel Ah? If I was any better, vitamins
would be taken me. That's good to hear, so what
have you got for us today?
Speaker 12 (16:07):
Well, my latest is entitled The Big Pollen Puff of
twenty four. It goes a little bit like this, when
the ice all melts and spring is here. It's most
folks favorite time of year, but there's one part of
the season that leaves some folks bawling, the dusty scourge
of the skies that dad gum pollen. But this year'd
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be different. A new feller in town, a real weirdo
we've seen a wandering round. His name was Professor Ludwig
von Dinas, a certifiable horticultural genius. He picked this place,
and not by chance, for climate and soil and native plants.
His goal was a hybrid that when that was no joke,
(16:51):
crossing a fraser fur with sticky weed smoke haha, and
evergreen and cannabis an unlikely pair. I asked him why,
and he decided to share big money in marrohouchie a
fortune to be found with something that grows wild all
year round. He'd spend years perfecting his mad science scheme.
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He'd be wealthy as o Nasis if he achieved his dream,
and sure enough, the spring did the deed, a twenty
foot tall grove of evergreen weed. But before the harvest,
the plants had to bloom with a pollen explosion like
an atomic boom. Soon pollen dust covered the whole countryside,
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inside and out. There was nowhere to hide but a
curious fact about this season's dust. A good sniff got
you high, and this fact you can trust. Before two
days had passed, the whole town was baked, snorting that
pollen till both nostrils ached. They was snorting off benches
and snorting off trees, off outhouse seats with the whole county.
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Peas snorting off cheves and Hyundais and fords, even snorting
off a dodge forgive me lord, sniffing off dogs and
hamsters and cats, whiffing off decks and stained trucker hats.
It was like the old days, folks smooching their cousins,
even insects was stoned. The bees were really buzzing hah.
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After a month the pallen was gone. Folks felt like
they just couldn't go on itching and a scratching, going
through withdrawal, like when they hide the diet coke from y'all.
Speaker 11 (18:34):
Ha ha.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
The Professor's creation.
Speaker 12 (18:37):
Made the whole town smile, and it'll have to hold
him for just a short while because after Christmas is over,
just you wait and see, kids will find their folks
smoking the Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
There I go.
Speaker 13 (19:01):
All right, listen to you, mog it's time to button
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They wanted me, and.
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I get him laying down on him.
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They won't.
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All Right Timers Sports with a Pacman a Special Day,
Special Time Pack finally gets back in town after running around.
I don't know where he's being. Let's find out.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Pacman.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Good morning, Buddy, Good morning, John Boy and crew. It
has been about a month, I think since we find
the Old Dog and penty. The last time I talked
to you, we were getting ready to go down to
a Millia Island, Florida. At the beautiful. It's Carlton Resort
for the ACC spring meetings, and you go down there
for about three or four days. You interact with all
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the coaches and athletic directors and Commissioner Phillips and all
that stuff. And you know, I decide to take my
wife on the trip because she likes the beach, and
she knew that. Number one, she likes the beach, the
beach is great. Number two, she would be without me
because I'd be working. So the win win proposition for
my wife. So unfortunately, Johnny, the day we got there,
we decided to have a few cocktails and my wife
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ordered some sushi and turned out that she ends up
getting food poisoning. All right, so she's become sick as
a dog for a couple of days. And so I
get to act as the nurse. As we're down there,
a beautiful, rich Carlton resort. We give them a nice
shout out since they didn't give me anything in return
for having a sick wife down there. So nevertheless, I
take care of my wife. Everything is good. We finally
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do our thing, and again we interview all the coaches
and ads and all that great stuff. We get done
with that trip, and that led about two days later
for my wife and I to go on vacation. And
as you all know, we were going to go to Idlack.
You want to hit to Rome and then eventually go
all over the great country of Italy. So we fly,
of course on the American Airlines. Flights delayed, as you
will know, but with ten hours later we finally arrived.
(23:11):
We fly through the middle of the night. We arrived
Sunday morning. This is all the same week and millionallen
right into Rome and what a great deal. So we
fly in and we land in Rome on a Sunday morning,
and you're not gonna believe this. We're both sick and
it's got none to do with food poising, but we
feel awful. So my wife literally gets in bed. I
get in bed. We sleep for twenty one hours. Anybody
(23:33):
that knows me, that's twenty one hours would be about
two weeks of sleep for me, because I get about
two hours to night. All right. I wake up Monday
afternoon in Rome. Still don't feel great, but I feel
better than my wife. I'm walking around, just exploring a
little bit. It gets so bad I end up. Of course,
I've been taking Italian lesson. So I'm now learning, you know,
directions to get to the pharmacy. I'm talking to the pharmacists,
(23:54):
I'm talking to locals. We get COVID tests, we get
all kinds of the thermometers, we got all kinds as
at Bronco, my wife's got bronchitis, says, it turns out
we're both so sick. We decided to fly back two
days later. Wednesday morning we fly back. So it was
basically a three day road trip to Rome, Italy and
Johnny I figured out that we spent from the second
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I walked out my front door to the second I
walked back into my door was one hundred hours, all right,
seventy six of the one hundred hours we were either
in bed, in an airplane or at an airport. Seventy
six a hundred. So my wife is still up, says,
in fact, he's still under the weather oliever or not.
She's gonna be okay. So that was our vacation, and
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she's like that it's got to be the worst trip.
I mean, nothing like a three day weekend to Rome
in which you'd never get a chance to see any
of it. Just get back on a plane, and get
on home. So a total disaster at the beautiful Ritz
Carlton and Miliallen, total disaster, and an incredible hotel in
beautiful Rome, Italy. So that's what we got going on.
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The good news is, despite all that, and that happened
about a week and a half, two weeks ago, whenever
it was. When we got back, we did go to
the George Strait Chris Stapleton concert here in the uptown
Charlotte Bank of America Stadium, and Johnny, I got to
tell you something. I don't know David Tepper, the owner
of the Panthers, but I wish he was with us
because he could have looked around his stadium and got
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a sense of what it feels like when it's actually packed.
I mean every seat, I mean everybody was in there
having a good time. And it's like, man, when's the
last time people rolled in the Bank of America Stadium
and for five or six hours had the best time
of their life. But the concert was great and all
that kind of stuff, but the life has been totally
upside down since the last time we spoke. I mean
really good, crazy, no kidding, Oh right, I say one
(25:46):
more thing. Listen, one more thing. I then we want
to talk to sports. Another funny thing about a Millionallen.
When we're flying back from a million island, my wife
had to leave early, all right, because he wasn't feeling good.
So when I'm flying back, I end up sitting with
the commissioner of the Accim Phillips. Now ESPN bumped me
up to first class. I really think I'm somebody, and
Phillips is the last guy to get on the plane.
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He sits down beside me. So we're flying from Jacksonville, Florida,
back to Charlotte, and I've gone American Airlines. And as
we're flying back, the weather is so bad in Charlotte
we end up getting diverted to Atlanta. By the time
we landed in Charlotte, it was four and a half
hours later, and I looked at the commissioner. We solved
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all the world's problems. I said, this has got to
be the best worst flight I've ever had. So between
a Millionallen, that flight rome and all that stuff, like
I told, your life has been told a goopy. But
you didn't bring me on for all that nonsense, Johnny.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I wanted to get called up, did well?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
I mean listened so much stuff has happened. I mean,
like the great Bill Walton passed away with the greatest
guys everyone in them. I just can't believe it. He
passed away to buy the age of seventy one, and
I got so many Bill Walton stories and having a
chance to meet him in person and interview on the
a gazillion times and incredibly said one of the most
wonderful people of all time. We've had all this crazy stuff,
you know, Caitlin Clark, and people going nuts in the media,
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losing their minds, trying to break all this stuff down.
I mean, we've lost our minds, Johnny, when what's happened
to the point of, Hey, if you're into sports broadcasting,
here is a unique concept. I'm going to pass this
on to everybody. This is a unique concept. Enjoy the game.
I mean, we had gotten so caught up in well
he's black, he's white, she's white, he's black. That's good
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that nobody cares.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
We weren't the sports to get away from all that crowd,
and now it's spill over.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Man, God it I turn on the tube. I'm like,
I don't want I don't care what your opinion is
just give me the game. I mean, if they have
just totally lost sight of what all of this is about,
I mean, we really at it's I'm embarrassed to be
a part of it, you know, And we want a
hot take. How about a better idea? How about let's
talk about what happened in the game. Is that a
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crazy thought break? I've never had a hot dog before.
Nobody cares. I should be mustard to catch up. I'm
up put both of them, and I tell you what
you do with both them stick in the game.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
We will.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
We'll pull ourselves together and get back on it next week.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Bud, come on this. I know you're late. Olive real quick.
College World Series on the Road to Omaha. It is
becoming ACC SEC Invitational Super Regional start tomorrow, Johnny. Five
ACC teams are in it, five SEC teams in it.
We got a couple of those matchups with NC State, Georgia,
Clemson in Florida. We'll talk about all that in the
road to Omaha next week. But that's gonna be awesome
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stuff come up this weekend. And good for the folks
in Chapel Hill. They just had all those crazy Cajuns
from LSU come in there and drink all their liquor.
They get them, they kick them out, they beat them.
And guess what here comes to West Virginia, to Chapel Hill.
You can't be two greater fan bases coming to your
town to drink all your liquor, the LSU and West Virginia.
So the folks at Chapel Hill can have an economic
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stimulus coming up this weekend. But the baseball will be
great and we'll talk about it next week.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I promise, all right, boy, will kiss you whie for us?
Not on the mouth? Well one of you might still
have yours.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Well yeah, if I kiss her on the mouth and
I'm not available next week, you know.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
All right, pack appreciate you, buddy. I'll be good man.
There's Mark Packer from the a A not working the
Big against me. I damn well, let's play on some
worthy word. Come on, give us a couple of contestants
one eight hundred Big Show will team up play next.
Speaker 7 (30:02):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
It's a big show on the radio. You gonna do
your Thursday morning hit the Big Show dot com. Check
out the feature track from the Big Show bit box
for today Man Max Kentucky Pride cruelty dot com. There's
tricky word pride cruelty the big box at the Big
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Show dot coming right now. I had everybody's head.
Speaker 7 (30:30):
I buy the bed, I.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Take the word A word down the wordy word. Lets
meet the contestants. We got Jimmy from Augusta, Georgia. Good morning, Jimmy,
good morning, good morning, good morning. Then we got Curtis
out of Knockadosius, Texas. Good morning, Curtis, good morning guy,
good morning.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
All right at.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Jimmy from Georgia, Curtis from Texas. Get read place wordy
word on the Big Show. Curtis, you got tatter on
your side.
Speaker 10 (30:59):
We do.
Speaker 6 (31:01):
It all right.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
And then is John boll Tombo and Jammy, Tommy A right, Curtis,
you and Tate and Tate relaxed. Let's say a man, Jimmy,
get some points on the board here, Jimmy, are you ready, buddy?
Speaker 7 (31:18):
I believe I'm ready as I'm gonna get all right.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Well, let's see what we can do. Then start the clock.
Now in the summer, you eat these a water yes,
uh huh, all right, okay. If you were a Paul
Paul and a little boy, you have a what a
little your your grandfather. Yes, that's it.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Hey, how much does that blank? Ten dollars? That's how much?
That what you gotta pay? Yes, uh huh. All right,
this is where you put fish inside these inside your house,
your house, you put fish in.
Speaker 14 (31:55):
Yes, all right, you're to work, Jimmy. If you know
the way you put a four on the bowl. Nice work,
all right, I know, Paul, Paul. And now Curtis and Tyler.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
For your round one. Okay, right ready Curtis, yes, sir,
and go.
Speaker 9 (32:12):
You have to go outside when there's a fire.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Blank morning fire alarm.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
Yes, hey you know Mom, dad, kids, they're all one
big happy blank.
Speaker 9 (32:24):
This is when you get your nails done. It's called
a whip. Yes, I had home of the blank. Yes,
the oh it's not spoiled. This this apple is what?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
This this bread?
Speaker 9 (32:40):
This bread is baked. Blank.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
There's the blaser. But you did put a four on
the board to tie things up where you go ride
four to four? After round one? Here were going around
to are you ready, Jimmy, Okay, picking up on that
last one. The of spoiled ready to go. The opposite
of spoiled is no, no another guys, get this to girls. Hey,
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don't get blank with me. Yes, okay, okay. The opposite
of maximize is yes, okay, your father is married to
your uh huh okay? Below two is one? Uh huh okay,
(33:32):
sergeants have three of these?
Speaker 6 (33:37):
All right?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Get me put a three on that four a total
of seven. Wait a minute, we gotta fly, okay. Jagie said,
I couldn't say maximize for minimize really because Mies is
part of it. I guess okay, I'm not going to
argue with you. Yes you are unless he loses will
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seven to five. All right, Well, I hope you're happy.
You got it set up for Curtis and Tater two
will tie three will win.
Speaker 9 (34:16):
Curtison to ignore the room man, just ignore it ready.
A tiger can't change his what? Yes? Hey, can I
take a blank of you? A photographer? Hey, this is
a lazy boy. Makes these lazy boys make Twitter?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yep, So mys I get penalized on mys, Tator says pick.
I warned, you get two women, you get both of
them's half. They're gonna get synchronized.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
She did not put the C on it.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
She said, pick.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Jimmy from Augusta has it feel I feel like you
want to come up here and kiss me. Well, you know, Jimmy,
you try to get later, I'm put Jackie on you.
All right, budd and Curtis down knock a do Sais
you got your big old one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bull snot cleaning products headed down for you
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win gratulations.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
All right, thank you, All all right, buddy.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Good morning, Big Show on the radio. I'm just making
some mental notes. So I can't say maximizes for minimize,
but tatter can say for picture. So if I said
max and my, you know, maybe maybe if that would workshire,
let me have it and I gotta win.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
Eat it.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
You sacredized you probably do know that. Yeah, oh right,
here we go, clo bed requests. I got right here,
worried about saying words. Let's say here. Terry Nap out
of Glen Diva, Montana, Glyn Diva, Montana. Maybe it is
(36:11):
in Montana, Terry says, I'd like to hear any Americ
Jane's visits. You got it, Terry. Coming up next, Good
(36:45):
Morning Listen, Make Show on the radio, Make Show Listener
and the Beautiful Clinton Diva, Montana. Terry Nap Let's do
visits with Mary Jane. Let's do one.
Speaker 15 (36:59):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's girlfriend,
Mary Jane.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
Yo to the.
Speaker 11 (37:08):
Hey dude, AS's is? YO?
Speaker 9 (37:11):
What's crack a licking?
Speaker 11 (37:13):
Y'all?
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Good?
Speaker 11 (37:15):
I'm good to.
Speaker 6 (37:18):
Y'all.
Speaker 11 (37:19):
I've just been sitting around the house thinking about stuff.
You know, I'm going to ask you. You want to
hear something?
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Y'all?
Speaker 6 (37:27):
So cool?
Speaker 9 (37:29):
Old please.
Speaker 11 (37:36):
Don't judge.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
You, do you?
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Listen?
Speaker 11 (37:42):
I got up this morning and I put on a
pair of my skinny jeans. So far they don't seem
to be working. My email password got hacked again.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
What a pain.
Speaker 11 (37:57):
This is the third time, y'all I've had to read
name my dog? Hey, Hey, can I say a happy
birthday to my grandma?
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Sure?
Speaker 9 (38:11):
She just turned ninety five. Fo dudes, Believe it or not,
she still doesn't need glasses. She drinks straight out of
the bottle.
Speaker 11 (38:19):
Man.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
She's a rock star.
Speaker 11 (38:26):
Okay, they should make a GPS just for old people. First,
it tells you how to get there, then it tells
you why you went there.
Speaker 9 (38:40):
Y'all need it. Hey, I don't mean to pick on
old people.
Speaker 7 (38:45):
I mean I got no room to talk.
Speaker 9 (38:48):
I still have to sing a song.
Speaker 11 (38:49):
I learned in kindergarten to remember where a letter comes
in the alphabet.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
Mold.
Speaker 11 (38:57):
Back in the nineties, I was the coolest kid in
the neighborhood because I had a Sony PlayStation. Now people
walk up to me at Target and tell me my
phone flashlight is on.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Hate.
Speaker 9 (39:15):
I bought some wine?
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Did I kea the other day?
Speaker 9 (39:18):
Wine?
Speaker 11 (39:22):
It's just a bunch of grapes and an islan wrench.
I think if somebody was telling me they shrunk my kids,
calling me honey would just piss me off. Watching I'm
(39:44):
doing a lot more online shopping lately, y'all. It combines
my two favorite things, spending money and not leaving the house.
And I was thinking, the only way I'm coming to
your yard is if you're making actual milkshakes.
Speaker 13 (40:07):
Hey.
Speaker 11 (40:08):
Hey, I came up with a way to combine having
a snack and exercising. I put a big bowl of
Cheetos on top of the room butt and fought it
around the house.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
That's very good.
Speaker 11 (40:25):
Yeah, you need to always remember there's no rule on
karaoke night that says you can't sing.
Speaker 9 (40:33):
You can't sing, oh please?
Speaker 11 (40:41):
This was funnier in my head says you can knowing
says you can't sing the weird ol version of a song.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
You up.
Speaker 9 (40:52):
I'm sorry, and I knew what I was gonna say.
Speaker 11 (40:58):
Listen, if somebody makes you mad, instead of saying go
to hell, you should say go to CVS at three
o'clock in the.
Speaker 9 (41:06):
Afternoon, because that's way it works.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Man. And that chick that.
Speaker 11 (41:13):
Scanned my stuff at the supermarket yesterday was rude and unhelpful,
and she kind of smelled like she'd been drinking. But
I guess that's what I get for using the self checkout.
She knows what I'm talking about. All Right, dude, I'm
(41:33):
gonna do one more for you. The world would be
a way cooler place if we'd quit hating people for
their skin color or their religion and go back to
hating people for what they like on their pizza. All right, man, glad,
(41:54):
y'all enjoyed me, and that's it for now. Y'all keep rocking, okay,
and I don't keep thinking and stuff.
Speaker 15 (42:04):
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Speaker 11 (42:14):
Did you say fortu way.
Speaker 6 (42:41):
Good?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
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making your job boy billy album for your dads and grads.
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Speaker 6 (42:59):
Max Y'all'm on belly, Yeah, Mad Max, here is early
little rundown people on my nerves. I'm mad. Pe've always
come up to him and say, boy, I love it
when you get on them animal rights idiot, said Peter. Well,
I'm here to please. Let's see what's new with Themta's murder,
(43:23):
fish Field, pain Crown. Oh, here's a good new. Some
nineteen year old kid that works for Peter had his
name legally changed to Kentucky Fried Cruelty dot com. Yeah,
that's the name of Peter's website. Gets all over Kentucky
Fried Chicken because all their food is made out of
brace yourself pieces of dead chickens. Yeah, website's got a
(43:48):
picture this goob's Virginia driver's license. Sure enough, here's his
new name. Kentucky Fried Cruelty dot Com says we've been
animal rights person ever since his daddy look and fishing
when he was a kid. When he saw the animals
struggling at the end of a hook, he took up
bird watching instead. Probably tickled his daddy. Yes, that led
(44:11):
to his life of animal rights activism, his job with Pete,
and his recent name change, which I'm guessing is pretty
much killed any chance he had ever going out on
a date with a woman. Conn That's parents. They weren't
a little shocked at first, but they adjusted to their
son's new names. Well, Peter spokesmade. Pamela Anderson supports the
(44:34):
name change. He's looking forward to the day when KFC
stops torturing chickens and he can change his name back.
All right, now, I see why I did it. He
got to meet Pamela Anderson man kind of idiotics in
Pamela Anderson out to talk against KFC because fanly, whenever
(44:54):
I was there on TV, I don't hear a words,
he said. All I can think about is breast and thighs.
Let's see who else Pete's gotten there at glory of
celebrity supporters. Well, now is Pam's ex husband, Tommy Lee.
Now there's a guy who always seems like he knows
what he's talking about hein't Tommy, why are you giving
(45:17):
up meat? About staying away from tattoo parlers and how
and lauw comedian Andy Dick. That amazes me? Is there
not that he's a vegetarian, that there's actually people that
think he's a comedian. And Paul McCartney at figures have
you heard any of his music lately? If there's anybody
(45:39):
sounds likely to use a big old greasy cheeseburger in
Paul McCartney. But now the most convincing name in the
Peter lineup has gotten to be the Reverend Al Sharpton,
because we all know he ain't the kind of guy
who comes out for something just on even get his
face on TV. My butt look about better is play?
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Oh?
Speaker 6 (46:03):
I'll tell you what, though, you gotta tip your hat
to them. Anybody that can make Al sharp gonna come
out against fried Chicken Macko del ain't buy it. I
said it before, I'll play it again. You're at the
top of the food chain. Deal with it. To other words,
late KMC alone, stop making some brown nose. Any of
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the turn to change their names, lighting up, have a
Burger hey Quin running my life dom on heavy I'll
have a nice day.
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