December 9, 2025 • 43 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll give Ike Turner and Jackie’s version of “Baby It’s Cold Outside” it’s first play for this season.. - Tater has a new edition of “What to Watch”.. - Bill Silvers treats us to the Top 10 Reasons Bernie Sanders is always mad.. - Marci gets into the Holiday spirit - but still will get nothing for Christmas.. - Mark Packer covers it all with his Southern Fried Football report.. - The Crocodile Stalker goes on the hunt for a very specific reindeer.. - and Cadbury dons a Santa suit for the Big Show kiddies…
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top of your news talking about songs we love and
Christmas time, Ike and Jaggie, Baby It's cold Us coming
up next, Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Baby
(08:26):
It's Cold Outside been a Christmas classic for years. Remember
they canceled it. I think it was last year the
year before that, when when everybody was going woke. You know,
he can't do that. He's trying to get to a
girl drunk, take advantage of her. Yeah, it was a
little longer back, but yeah, you're right, you know. But
here here, here's a spoiler alert. They were married, all right? No, no,
(08:48):
they weren't.
Speaker 11 (08:49):
No.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
I don't know where you got that from. It's in
the lyrics. Something in the lyrics, Mavie. I don't know.
I just always don't lose marriage. Okay, yeah they were,
but they well, let's turn our ten. Ike and Jackie
are definitely not married. But we're used to that for
my so we didn't cancel this. We just up the rotation.
So here you go the premiere for Christmas twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Okay, Jackie baby gets magic cat Ike.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
Are you sure about this?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
You haven't known me?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
A little woman down the wrong path, steal the music, Baby,
come on, let it flow.
Speaker 12 (09:23):
I really can't stand baby, it's cold outside.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
I've got to go away.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Maybe it's cold outside.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
This evening has been.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Shown, got a nice high still nice by for a
chop let. Hay right then.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Mother will start.
Speaker 12 (09:47):
To whom out on my nerves. My father will be
pacing the floor.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Looking damn sweet fine curve so.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Really better skirt?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yo, man, it's your hurry?
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Well, maybe just to have a drink more?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
You getting into the flower neighbors.
Speaker 12 (10:09):
My things show got some nice cup boosts. Say what's
in this stream?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Something to make you loose?
Speaker 6 (10:19):
I really don't mean you're luck in the sheets? Are
cle your ground?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Said that booty on?
Speaker 13 (10:29):
I asked guy.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Ought to say, no, No, I know you.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Ain't that kind of whole girl.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
At least I'm going to say that.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
I try when I gets fixing a r.
Speaker 12 (10:41):
I really can't standing on hold out even it's cold outside.
See you got baby, I can't really think so baby.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I know so you should have hurt Tina today.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
I ain't about it. But Tennessee, let's go again.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
I simply must go.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
You're gonna be froze outside.
Speaker 12 (11:09):
The answer is no crack catching the holes outside. I'm
trying to shut put on that coke girl.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Little class.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Put my foot ride in yr.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
I ought to be home in Ben.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Don't make me go upside your hair.
Speaker 12 (11:32):
I'm trying to just reas get halfway pitch.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
I'm feeling a little scared.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
You didn't think I can.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Let's take it back down.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
And don't act like a crazy bee.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
I really shouldn't leave.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Maybe don't start again.
Speaker 12 (11:54):
It's hard to believe having glas of gin. There's something
about you.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
You're talking I kind line.
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The natural news mercy.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
You make me feel kind.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Of dishlan in less get I never.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Felt this way before.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Wrap your pennies down on a flow really.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Can't fold out? Baby's cold.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
So what I'm talking about?
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Was I too flat?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Here? Are you a lot of things, but flat ain't
one of them.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Yes, make sure I got a super fly comeback right now?
Right we go, We gotta get to it.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Bring a man.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Well, well, well, it's Christmas once again, and as everyone
within earshot knows, it's John Boy's favorite time of the year.
Every day in the month of December, John Boy gets
to work earlier and earlier. Why sometimes he's even here
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by seven a m. With fervor, He prances and jigs
into the studio, grinning and giggling like a schoolboy who's
just given the teacher a wormy apple hap. The moving
around goes into hyperdrive, the yin yauts reach a fever pitch,
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and the ua ua uwah's echo in the hallway. Yes,
Christmas is coming and John Boy becomes a man possessed,
possessed of the true spirit of Christmas. Joy abounds, love
is in the air, big uncomfortably friendly hugs for anyone
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who gets within reach, and of course, the traditional spontaneous
Christmas goosing. Oh he doesn't mean anything by it, it's
just his goofy redneck way of saying Merry Christmas. And
on behalf of the rest of us here at the
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Big Show, may we say to you, John Boy, we
wish you would just shut up. It's truly a sad
thing that one man's joy of the holiday season would
cause so many people to fear and low the very
mention of Christmas. I know it sounds hard to believe,
(15:24):
but to the rest of us here at Big Show Central,
you have become the gridiot that stole Christmas. If you
would only take a second out of your uncontrolled reverie
to look into our eyes, you'd see true horror, abject
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and overwhelming horror. Have you ever wondered why your co
workers scamper out of your way as you approach Exactly, Billy,
it's because they're terrified that the Christmas spirit will cause
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you to wrap those long, fuzzy apish arms around something
unsuspecting passer by, like a big love sick sasquatch, stinking
of eggnog and mumbling the wrong lyrics to some miserably
overused holiday tune. Oh, if only you could see the
(16:29):
irreparable damage you've done.
Speaker 12 (16:32):
Ho ho ho.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Indeed, everyone knows that Christmas is the time forgiving, a
time when people the world over give to those close
to them symbols of their love and devotion for one another.
But please, John Boy, stop asking everyone what they got
you for Christmas. For someone who claims he loves being
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surprised on Christmas morning, you sure are nosy. More than
once you've been caught going through shopping bags in different offices.
Not only is it rude, but every time you try
on a sweater that's not intended for you in the
first place, you stretch it out.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
And here's another big surprise.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Once you open a box of candy and eat half
of it, it becomes worthless as a gift. And the
old excuse, I was just checking out this candy because
I heard about some candy that got poisoned, and I'd
rather be the one to eat the poison candy than
someone you loved. I know, I'm expendable why that stupid
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story works only once, not once a year, once period
now throughout the year, there are a lot of different
John Boys to contend with. The I'm the Boss John Boy,
the help Help, it's a bee John Boy. The I'm
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tired of being the light of everyone's life John Boy,
the I hate you, No, I don't. I love your mama,
John Boy, And let's not forget the dreaded your mean
to me John Boy. But speaking for the rest of
the Big Show crew, the Christmas John Boy is one
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version of you we can well do without flapping your
arms and dancing around like a big redneck screwge the
morning after the Ghost Visited is a bit unseemly for
a big time radio superstar. The way you hop on
Randy's back and yell giddy up Rudolph, the way you
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chase Jackie and Summer with those ridiculous looking missiletoe boxer shorts,
dragging poor Man from all to mare, shoving past patiently
waiting children, and accosting Santa after Santa just to quote
unquote hedge your bets for the big day, and taping
that humbug sign on Rayford's.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Back is played.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Playe play.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Oh, and a special request from Billy, please stop toarsling
his hair and calling him the elfster. Of course we
realize that we're wasting our breath. It will never change.
This Christmas will be like every other Christmas and all
the other Christmas is to come, because that's just you,
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that's our John Boy. And just think, after Christmas is
over and John Boy has put his holiday alter ego
away for another eleven merciful months, it's only a few
short days till New Year's Eve, and that's a whole
different John Boy altogether. I guess we can thank our
(20:03):
lucky stars that the hey, look at me, I'm a
big naked New Year's baby John Boy only happens once
a year.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
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everyone know that's lay listens, l listens, le listen why
jo horadio fast it's list there's lest honey gone, I'm
going up.
Speaker 14 (20:40):
I know.
Speaker 15 (20:43):
What.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
It's a big show on the radio. You can win.
John Boy's a wonderful thing. Number one hundred and sixty five.
It's pretty cool, man. It's a belt that well, I
could get in that first hole. But it's just too
much trouble. It's a size thirty eight men's braided leather belt,
handmade in Spain. Check that bad boy out. Huh see,
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I can have some nice stuff. I'm giving it a work,
all right, So I'll get.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Your name in the hat.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
We will give it away before the final hour of
the Big Show on Friday. It's right there for you
to look at the Big Show dot com. Good morning.
I got the base on the radio. One hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products up A
grab on John Boy. Jeopardy coming up in minutes. First, well,
we had our first plan of ikon Jackie Baby is
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cold outside. I was sell Randy. It was a big
deal to make it them because they were married and said, no,
they weren't. They weren't married?
Speaker 14 (22:20):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Then the lyrics I'm married, No, the lyrics.
Speaker 11 (22:23):
Are they quite clearly weren't married? Right, I gotta go
and then, but he's correct. The original singers and songwriters
for the song were Frank Loiser and his wife Lynn Garland.
They originally performed it at a private party, you know.
The first recording was done by Diana Shore and Buddy
(22:44):
Clark in nineteen forty nine.
Speaker 13 (22:46):
Dinah, yeah, that's helpful, thank you.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
You just can't say I was wrong, can you.
Speaker 16 (22:53):
No?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
I said you were right, but I sure didn't say
you were wrong.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
I got it talking, so I forgot.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Yeah, we're playing there, Well hang out, we'll play John
boyd Jebary something. We'll all find out in minutes a
right now.
Speaker 14 (23:13):
So what what?
Speaker 5 (23:15):
There's Marzie Tanner.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
Hello.
Speaker 14 (23:19):
We're GONNAOK at the box office from the weekend, because
that's what we do. Coming in first place was the
horror sequel Five Nights at Freddy two had a pretty
good weekend, made sixty three million for its debut weekend,
littered at number one. Zootopia two, the animated film, came
in second place.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Wicked for Good third place.
Speaker 14 (23:40):
That's still in the top five h Third place went
No Excuse Me anime release jiu Jitsu Kaizen Execution.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Took fourth place.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
It's very popular.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Sounds like a fun kids game, I think.
Speaker 14 (23:55):
Yeah, so yeah, it didn't do too shabby ten point
two million, and fifth place went to Now You See Me,
Now you don't or Now You See Me three, as
some people have labeled it. Coming out this weekend this Friday.
Doctor seussays, how the Grinch stole Christmas twenty fifth anniversary.
You guys can go and catch that in theaters nationwide.
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Also coming out Silent Night, Deadly Night. So we had
to have a horror look in there for Christmas. And
this movie follows a child who is traumatized after seeing
his folks killed by a man dressed at Santa Claus.
So years later, when he grew up, he puts on
the Santa suit himself and goes for bloody revenge and
mayhem ensues. Way to go Santa Claus and streaming. I
(24:39):
saw this one over the weekend on Amazon Prime. Hotel Costeria.
It's an action dramedy series. It kind of reminds me
of a Magnum Pi but set in the Amalfi coast
of Italy. So this guy is a former marine working
as a fixer at a luxury hotel on the coast there.
And it's pretty good as episodes and it's intriguing.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
I think you'll like it. I think you like it.
It's a beautiful view too of Italy.
Speaker 14 (25:05):
Name again, it is called Hotel Coosteria cos t I
E r A. I'm sure I'm saying it wrong from
my Italian speaking friends. But Hotel Coosteria and it's on
Amazon Prime Video. Anybody else do any binging over the weekend?
Speaker 11 (25:22):
Yeah, we started a series called The Last Frontier. I
think you'd like it, Johnny's. It opens with a plane crash.
The plane is full of convicts. They were being transported
and there's one convict that's like really high priority. He's
got on blackout goggles and ear muffs. And when the
plane crashes, a few of the prisoners die, but the
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rest of them escape into the wilderness of Alaska, and
so the sheriff's apartment there has to take over a
search along with federal It's really good, very good, all right.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Good deal.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Now you know what to watch.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
All right, good work, babe, Thank you. Well, let's get
us a winner. Let's play john Boy Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's
question we found out according to Family Handyman magazine, the
number one must have household tooled as a hammer, followed
by a screwdriver. And we were looking for number three.
And what is a tape measure tape measure then power
drill or driver than an adjustable wrench realms Healthy, Top
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five Your Tools, you don't have one, Get one for Christmas.
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Fearing that viewers would be offended
by the content, some network executives considered canceling the debut
of this Christmas special unless it's seen featuring a character
reading from the Bible was removed.
Speaker 14 (26:41):
What is Christmas at the Kardashians.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
I guess what's y'all?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Got one?
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Eight hundred Big Show you told free line across America.
We go, do we get a winner? We play John
Boy Jeopardy next, Good Morning, that's a big show on
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the radio for your Tuesday deceiven to night. Our feature
track for the Big Show, Big Box. Cadbury plays Santa
Claus search for keywords, Santa Claus say the Big Box
at the Big Show dot Com. And right now let's
play Yells live across America. It's John Boyd. Definitely you
need that.
Speaker 11 (27:44):
And now a man who says if they ever make
a pill to cure procrastination, he would definitely take it.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
I mean not today, but maybe next week.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
For sure. He's John boy I like him.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Let's say hate a Rich out of Moundsville, West Virginia.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Good morning, Rich Good morning.
Speaker 12 (28:06):
Wow.
Speaker 16 (28:07):
Wow, Why.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
And now, Rich, you got first shot at John boyjevity
for one hundred and twenty dollars whether of that Bull's
not cleaning products. Fearing that viewers would be offended by
the content, some network executives considered canceling the debut of
this Christmas special unless a scene featuring a character reading
from the Bible was removed.
Speaker 10 (28:31):
What was it, Rich, I'm gonna say that was the
Charlie Brown Christmas Special.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Charlie Brown Christmas.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Oh yeah, I don't remember the grant reading from the bottle,
so like that, like that, so yeah. And it was
on this date in nineteen sixty five that Charlie Brown
Christmas premiered on CBS. So Charles Schultz, he flat out
refused to cut the scene, so CBS caved and aired
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the special exactly as he wrote it. Maybe it was
a massive success estimate the fifteen point four million households
tuned in nearly half of all American homes with the
TV at the time. The scene stayed in line us
reading from the Book of Luke. In surprise, CBS received
exactly zero complaint.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I take that. I love it all right, Well, good
work on you.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Apart, Richie got a big old prize back head up
to Moundsville.
Speaker 10 (29:33):
Hey, I just want to say I've been listening to
you guys for over forty years and it's the first
time I've been able to get through, and this is
I'm gonna miss you guys a lot, so i'd give
a shout out of you. Go ahead, rich I'm just
gonna give a shout out all my technicians and Jerry
Raymond Chevrolet winners will Ohio. These guys keep my paycheck coming,
so I half off to them all that.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
Book Bridge, you and your boys. D you're not a
rich Yes, wada many hour on top of your news.
Right on the other side, I remembering Rayford's segment for
the City Summer of the Night and then top ten
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of bell Simmers, Good Morning, the big shows on the radio.
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Robert D's in the Studio says kids can be costly
long after they turn eighteen, can say uterly more than
the two hundred and thirty five thousand dollars figure Rayford
quoted last week. Here he is with an update.
Speaker 9 (31:08):
One morning last week, I was quoting the Associated Press
story about how much it costs to raise a child
from infancy to seventeen years old, well parents and would
be parents. The bad news is three hundred thousand dollars
over the first seventeen years may be a severe underestimate.
The US Department of Agriculture's report leaves two things out
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of account or a start, it doesn't reflect unpaid time
spent on parenting, including income foregone by parents who cut
back on work hours to care for their children. Plus,
the hit to parents' wallets doesn't end when the child
turns eighteen, as the parents often still provide housing and food,
as well as pay for college. These could add up
(31:54):
to hundreds of thousands of dollars in additional cost. Real
cost of raising a child for a moderate income family
would be closer than nine hundred thousand to age twenty
two than they reported three hundred thousand expenditures to age eighteen.
Who says that John Ward, an economist and the president
of John Ward Economics based in Prairie Village, Kansas, well.
Speaker 13 (32:18):
The costs approach excludes, of course.
Speaker 9 (32:21):
The many benefits of having children, not all of them quantifiable,
such as happiness and personal satisfaction. Two sides to that
story from Robert D. Rayford, John boorn Billy Show.
Speaker 17 (32:57):
Good morning, it's a big show of radio. And here
we go, Hello, my glorious constituents. It is I, the
Viscount of Venom, the high Priest of Hijinx, the trail
boss of Taunt, and the head valet at Nancy Pelosi's
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occasional tickle of the grifting vermin known as the Left.
Speaker 18 (33:19):
There are so many opportunities. The top ten reasons Chuck
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My friends, I brought a guest. Trust me, you're gonna
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mad all the time.
Speaker 18 (33:55):
Take it away, okay? Number ten, Those kids are still
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Speaker 13 (34:06):
Number nine.
Speaker 18 (34:08):
Christopher Lloyd is suing me for using his dark brown character.
Number eight. Big Farmer stops sending me samples of viagra.
Dig Burn can't do this alone. Number seven, Great clips
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I don't want to pay my fast share in taxes.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Number five.
Speaker 18 (34:40):
Grandpa Harland never left me any of that big KFC
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I don't have a fourth home like all the other
big shot commies.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Number three. Realizing I'm going.
Speaker 18 (34:58):
To die of old age before or I can starve
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two stop telling me I talk in an annoying stop
start manner.
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And the number one reason I'm so mad all the time.
My first name is for Nod.
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Good morning, This is Big Show, Plastic Thurgeon, Doctor Harlan
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But I'll take away cat it. I mean that what
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Big Show, Christmas Tunes, Bred mirroring today. Let's look at
our naughty lists. Marcy's name at the top of the bay.
Now now, now, now, turn it.
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Up, get it.
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I got to book a guest.
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Somebody snitched on me. Got one name right, misspelled dot rest.
Somebody snitched on me. I gave feelers couppies, please tickle
Jackie by Harpy dressed up Brandy, jun't fuck me.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Somebody sneezed on me. Oh, getting for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
John Boy and Billy are mad.
Speaker 16 (37:24):
Getting out for Christmas cause I ain't been on up
but bad. I try to be good bye, never can
I can't think.
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Of whirs things that a buttload of.
Speaker 6 (37:37):
Nut for Christmas.
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I took the wheels off Rayford's chair. Somebody snitched on me.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
Put up bow in Marty's hair. Somebody stitched on me.
Speaker 16 (37:48):
I scared Stephen, made him crap, told the bus that
crabs had clap sewed up John Boy's longtong flap.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Somebody snoozed on getting for Christmas. John Boy and Billy
are bad.
Speaker 16 (38:04):
I'm getting bookus for.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Christmas, and now.
Speaker 12 (38:08):
This jad is sad.
Speaker 16 (38:12):
I try to be good, but it ever works. I
wish I did it work with jerks, now didn't. For Christmas.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
I put a snake in Jackie's bed.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
Somebody snitched on me.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
I made fun of Billy's head.
Speaker 7 (38:27):
Some ustas got me.
Speaker 16 (38:29):
I spray painted Eddie's truck, told him that his banjo sucked,
said that I don't give up darn.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
I think I just give me. I'm getting fired for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
John Boy and Billy or bad.
Speaker 16 (38:45):
I'm getting pick slept for Christmas.
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I feel like I've really been had.
Speaker 16 (38:53):
Just be glad that you're not be beside my lovely
Christmas tree becus.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
I'm getting good for Christmas. Super start, Oh te't you
so sweet?
Speaker 5 (39:10):
How could you get nothing but Christmas?
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Stand by.
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But first, yeah, that's dial it back for one of
the most requested Christmas songs we.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Get here on The Big Show.
Speaker 5 (39:54):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Christmas song, especially for my friends and fan family co working.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
Sorry settle back, Just enjoy this.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Chip.
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Mogs roasting on an open fine Thank you, jed frogs ripping.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Have your clothes.
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Old tired Carara being stung by a tar and folks
messed up by Eskimon. Have everybody on the turkey has
a messy toes.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Helps to make the cheese and rice Jinese tots lip
I on the goal.
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We'll find it hard to chee tonight because they know
that side.
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Tie's gonna change.
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He's loaded lots of poison goodies on his train, and every.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Mother smiled in Johnny's eyes.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
To see a great, big really no tieler guy. And
so I'm ordering the simple thing to kiss someone who
might be you. Aloha, they said. Then they try any
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way Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
You two Mike Brady on the piana, Mike mister my
great friend.
Speaker 7 (42:29):
And Sun the Simple Fasten everybody to kiss.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Someone might be you. Hello how they said, they're.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
They're try any wan see Christmas, Christmas.
Speaker 13 (42:58):
You Oh my glasses, they shared.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
Oh and no cat was actually hurt in the recording
of this Christmas classic. Well, let's play Meeting the Blonde
one eight hundred big show. You told free Line. We'll
get a contestant and play next.
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh I love all those fine big crown radio Man.
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Water Winch Cousin, Brusie walk.
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Man, Jack, John Boy and Belly All.
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John Boy Billy had only two white men never made
me more. Whoa I feel so vonnable. Smile your lift back.
We walk over for your lift back.
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Wow cocka doo the do.
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As I relied on timing for my Hall of Fame careers.
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So I had him hold the the big president that
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Man, I bet you didn't get it back either.
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Went to his room. But there it is, buddy, all right,
we all check it out for yourself. There. Trans Sarberian
organ drove over twenty three years. They were just saying thanks, man,
you think about I don't know. I just did one take,
you know me. I don't like to do a lot
of biggles man it was there was no said the
millions charity. I don't know millions of dollars or should
have thrown dollars in there, and maybe it's like I
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don't know, can you remember how much they said it was?
I was gonna call you, Taylor and see have you
look it up? Because twenty million, hold on the air.
That's much better. Where you get that look on her face? Okay,
we'll find out twenty million, thirty million, forty minute. It's
a lot of money. A dollar for every ticket over
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John Boys and Billy give the prizes from the big
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Thank you very much, Michael, appreciate that body.
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We're gonna miss you too.
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I thought I'll beat you to it.
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Can I get a shout out to all my Georgia
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ros clear down down George boys, be careful love you
made it you too, Brother Botim of the hour and
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top of your news talking about songs we love and
Christmas time, Ike and Jaggie, Baby It's cold Us coming
up next, Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Baby
(08:26):
It's Cold Outside been a Christmas classic for years. Remember
they canceled it. I think it was last year the
year before that, when when everybody was going woke. You know,
he can't do that. He's trying to get to a
girl drunk, take advantage of her. Yeah, it was a
little longer back, but yeah, you're right, you know. But
here here, here's a spoiler alert. They were married, all right? No, no,
(08:48):
they weren't.
Speaker 11 (08:49):
No.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
I don't know where you got that from. It's in
the lyrics. Something in the lyrics, Mavie. I don't know.
I just always don't lose marriage. Okay, yeah they were,
but they well, let's turn our ten. Ike and Jackie
are definitely not married. But we're used to that for
my so we didn't cancel this. We just up the rotation.
So here you go the premiere for Christmas twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Okay, Jackie baby gets magic cat Ike.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
Are you sure about this?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
You haven't known me?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
A little woman down the wrong path, steal the music, Baby,
come on, let it flow.
Speaker 12 (09:23):
I really can't stand baby, it's cold outside.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
I've got to go away.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Maybe it's cold outside.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
This evening has been.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Shown, got a nice high still nice by for a
chop let. Hay right then.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Mother will start.
Speaker 12 (09:47):
To whom out on my nerves. My father will be
pacing the floor.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Looking damn sweet fine curve so.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Really better skirt?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yo, man, it's your hurry?
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Well, maybe just to have a drink more?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
You getting into the flower neighbors.
Speaker 12 (10:09):
My things show got some nice cup boosts. Say what's
in this stream?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Something to make you loose?
Speaker 6 (10:19):
I really don't mean you're luck in the sheets? Are
cle your ground?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Said that booty on?
Speaker 13 (10:29):
I asked guy.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Ought to say, no, No, I know you.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Ain't that kind of whole girl.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
At least I'm going to say that.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
I try when I gets fixing a r.
Speaker 12 (10:41):
I really can't standing on hold out even it's cold outside.
See you got baby, I can't really think so baby.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I know so you should have hurt Tina today.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
I ain't about it. But Tennessee, let's go again.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
I simply must go.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
You're gonna be froze outside.
Speaker 12 (11:09):
The answer is no crack catching the holes outside. I'm
trying to shut put on that coke girl.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Little class.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Put my foot ride in yr.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
I ought to be home in Ben.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Don't make me go upside your hair.
Speaker 12 (11:32):
I'm trying to just reas get halfway pitch.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
I'm feeling a little scared.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
You didn't think I can.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Let's take it back down.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
And don't act like a crazy bee.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
I really shouldn't leave.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Maybe don't start again.
Speaker 12 (11:54):
It's hard to believe having glas of gin. There's something
about you.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
You're talking I kind line.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
The natural news mercy.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
You make me feel kind.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Of dishlan in less get I never.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Felt this way before.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Wrap your pennies down on a flow really.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Can't fold out? Baby's cold.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
So what I'm talking about?
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Was I too flat?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Here? Are you a lot of things, but flat ain't
one of them.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Yes, make sure I got a super fly comeback right now?
Right we go, We gotta get to it.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Bring a man.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Well, well, well, it's Christmas once again, and as everyone
within earshot knows, it's John Boy's favorite time of the year.
Every day in the month of December, John Boy gets
to work earlier and earlier. Why sometimes he's even here
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by seven a m. With fervor, He prances and jigs
into the studio, grinning and giggling like a schoolboy who's
just given the teacher a wormy apple hap. The moving
around goes into hyperdrive, the yin yauts reach a fever pitch,
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and the ua ua uwah's echo in the hallway. Yes,
Christmas is coming and John Boy becomes a man possessed,
possessed of the true spirit of Christmas. Joy abounds, love
is in the air, big uncomfortably friendly hugs for anyone
(14:41):
who gets within reach, and of course, the traditional spontaneous
Christmas goosing. Oh he doesn't mean anything by it, it's
just his goofy redneck way of saying Merry Christmas. And
on behalf of the rest of us here at the
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Big Show, may we say to you, John Boy, we
wish you would just shut up. It's truly a sad
thing that one man's joy of the holiday season would
cause so many people to fear and low the very
mention of Christmas. I know it sounds hard to believe,
(15:24):
but to the rest of us here at Big Show Central,
you have become the gridiot that stole Christmas. If you
would only take a second out of your uncontrolled reverie
to look into our eyes, you'd see true horror, abject
(15:46):
and overwhelming horror. Have you ever wondered why your co
workers scamper out of your way as you approach Exactly, Billy,
it's because they're terrified that the Christmas spirit will cause
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you to wrap those long, fuzzy apish arms around something
unsuspecting passer by, like a big love sick sasquatch, stinking
of eggnog and mumbling the wrong lyrics to some miserably
overused holiday tune. Oh, if only you could see the
(16:29):
irreparable damage you've done.
Speaker 12 (16:32):
Ho ho ho.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Indeed, everyone knows that Christmas is the time forgiving, a
time when people the world over give to those close
to them symbols of their love and devotion for one another.
But please, John Boy, stop asking everyone what they got
you for Christmas. For someone who claims he loves being
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surprised on Christmas morning, you sure are nosy. More than
once you've been caught going through shopping bags in different offices.
Not only is it rude, but every time you try
on a sweater that's not intended for you in the
first place, you stretch it out.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
And here's another big surprise.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Once you open a box of candy and eat half
of it, it becomes worthless as a gift. And the
old excuse, I was just checking out this candy because
I heard about some candy that got poisoned, and I'd
rather be the one to eat the poison candy than
someone you loved. I know, I'm expendable why that stupid
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story works only once, not once a year, once period
now throughout the year, there are a lot of different
John Boys to contend with. The I'm the Boss John Boy,
the help Help, it's a bee John Boy. The I'm
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tired of being the light of everyone's life John Boy,
the I hate you, No, I don't. I love your mama,
John Boy, And let's not forget the dreaded your mean
to me John Boy. But speaking for the rest of
the Big Show crew, the Christmas John Boy is one
(18:31):
version of you we can well do without flapping your
arms and dancing around like a big redneck screwge the
morning after the Ghost Visited is a bit unseemly for
a big time radio superstar. The way you hop on
Randy's back and yell giddy up Rudolph, the way you
(18:52):
chase Jackie and Summer with those ridiculous looking missiletoe boxer shorts,
dragging poor Man from all to mare, shoving past patiently
waiting children, and accosting Santa after Santa just to quote
unquote hedge your bets for the big day, and taping
that humbug sign on Rayford's.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Back is played.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Playe play.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Oh, and a special request from Billy, please stop toarsling
his hair and calling him the elfster. Of course we
realize that we're wasting our breath. It will never change.
This Christmas will be like every other Christmas and all
the other Christmas is to come, because that's just you,
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that's our John Boy. And just think, after Christmas is
over and John Boy has put his holiday alter ego
away for another eleven merciful months, it's only a few
short days till New Year's Eve, and that's a whole
different John Boy altogether. I guess we can thank our
(20:03):
lucky stars that the hey, look at me, I'm a
big naked New Year's baby John Boy only happens once
a year.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
All wait, here are no hut well hart ho handy
everyone know that's lay listens, l listens, le listen why
jo horadio fast it's list there's lest honey gone, I'm
going up.
Speaker 14 (20:40):
I know.
Speaker 15 (20:43):
What.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
It's a big show on the radio. You can win.
John Boy's a wonderful thing. Number one hundred and sixty five.
It's pretty cool, man. It's a belt that well, I
could get in that first hole. But it's just too
much trouble. It's a size thirty eight men's braided leather belt,
handmade in Spain. Check that bad boy out. Huh see,
(21:42):
I can have some nice stuff. I'm giving it a work,
all right, So I'll get.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Your name in the hat.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
We will give it away before the final hour of
the Big Show on Friday. It's right there for you
to look at the Big Show dot com. Good morning.
I got the base on the radio. One hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products up A
grab on John Boy. Jeopardy coming up in minutes. First, well,
we had our first plan of ikon Jackie Baby is
(22:12):
cold outside. I was sell Randy. It was a big
deal to make it them because they were married and said, no,
they weren't. They weren't married?
Speaker 14 (22:20):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Then the lyrics I'm married, No, the lyrics.
Speaker 11 (22:23):
Are they quite clearly weren't married? Right, I gotta go
and then, but he's correct. The original singers and songwriters
for the song were Frank Loiser and his wife Lynn Garland.
They originally performed it at a private party, you know.
The first recording was done by Diana Shore and Buddy
(22:44):
Clark in nineteen forty nine.
Speaker 13 (22:46):
Dinah, yeah, that's helpful, thank you.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
You just can't say I was wrong, can you.
Speaker 16 (22:53):
No?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
I said you were right, but I sure didn't say
you were wrong.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
I got it talking, so I forgot.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Yeah, we're playing there, Well hang out, we'll play John
boyd Jebary something. We'll all find out in minutes a
right now.
Speaker 14 (23:13):
So what what?
Speaker 5 (23:15):
There's Marzie Tanner.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
Hello.
Speaker 14 (23:19):
We're GONNAOK at the box office from the weekend, because
that's what we do. Coming in first place was the
horror sequel Five Nights at Freddy two had a pretty
good weekend, made sixty three million for its debut weekend,
littered at number one. Zootopia two, the animated film, came
in second place.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Wicked for Good third place.
Speaker 14 (23:40):
That's still in the top five h Third place went
No Excuse Me anime release jiu Jitsu Kaizen Execution.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Took fourth place.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
It's very popular.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Sounds like a fun kids game, I think.
Speaker 14 (23:55):
Yeah, so yeah, it didn't do too shabby ten point
two million, and fifth place went to Now You See Me,
Now you don't or Now You See Me three, as
some people have labeled it. Coming out this weekend this Friday.
Doctor seussays, how the Grinch stole Christmas twenty fifth anniversary.
You guys can go and catch that in theaters nationwide.
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Also coming out Silent Night, Deadly Night. So we had
to have a horror look in there for Christmas. And
this movie follows a child who is traumatized after seeing
his folks killed by a man dressed at Santa Claus.
So years later, when he grew up, he puts on
the Santa suit himself and goes for bloody revenge and
mayhem ensues. Way to go Santa Claus and streaming. I
(24:39):
saw this one over the weekend on Amazon Prime. Hotel Costeria.
It's an action dramedy series. It kind of reminds me
of a Magnum Pi but set in the Amalfi coast
of Italy. So this guy is a former marine working
as a fixer at a luxury hotel on the coast there.
And it's pretty good as episodes and it's intriguing.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
I think you'll like it. I think you like it.
It's a beautiful view too of Italy.
Speaker 14 (25:05):
Name again, it is called Hotel Coosteria cos t I
E r A. I'm sure I'm saying it wrong from
my Italian speaking friends. But Hotel Coosteria and it's on
Amazon Prime Video. Anybody else do any binging over the weekend?
Speaker 11 (25:22):
Yeah, we started a series called The Last Frontier. I
think you'd like it, Johnny's. It opens with a plane crash.
The plane is full of convicts. They were being transported
and there's one convict that's like really high priority. He's
got on blackout goggles and ear muffs. And when the
plane crashes, a few of the prisoners die, but the
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rest of them escape into the wilderness of Alaska, and
so the sheriff's apartment there has to take over a
search along with federal It's really good, very good, all right.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Good deal.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Now you know what to watch.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
All right, good work, babe, Thank you. Well, let's get
us a winner. Let's play john Boy Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's
question we found out according to Family Handyman magazine, the
number one must have household tooled as a hammer, followed
by a screwdriver. And we were looking for number three.
And what is a tape measure tape measure then power
drill or driver than an adjustable wrench realms Healthy, Top
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five Your Tools, you don't have one, Get one for Christmas.
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Fearing that viewers would be offended
by the content, some network executives considered canceling the debut
of this Christmas special unless it's seen featuring a character
reading from the Bible was removed.
Speaker 14 (26:41):
What is Christmas at the Kardashians.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
I guess what's y'all?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Got one?
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Eight hundred Big Show you told free line across America.
We go, do we get a winner? We play John
Boy Jeopardy next, Good Morning, that's a big show on
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the radio for your Tuesday deceiven to night. Our feature
track for the Big Show, Big Box. Cadbury plays Santa
Claus search for keywords, Santa Claus say the Big Box
at the Big Show dot Com. And right now let's
play Yells live across America. It's John Boyd. Definitely you
need that.
Speaker 11 (27:44):
And now a man who says if they ever make
a pill to cure procrastination, he would definitely take it.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
I mean not today, but maybe next week.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
For sure. He's John boy I like him.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Let's say hate a Rich out of Moundsville, West Virginia.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Good morning, Rich Good morning.
Speaker 12 (28:06):
Wow.
Speaker 16 (28:07):
Wow, Why.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
And now, Rich, you got first shot at John boyjevity
for one hundred and twenty dollars whether of that Bull's
not cleaning products. Fearing that viewers would be offended by
the content, some network executives considered canceling the debut of
this Christmas special unless a scene featuring a character reading
from the Bible was removed.
Speaker 10 (28:31):
What was it, Rich, I'm gonna say that was the
Charlie Brown Christmas Special.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Charlie Brown Christmas.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Oh yeah, I don't remember the grant reading from the bottle,
so like that, like that, so yeah. And it was
on this date in nineteen sixty five that Charlie Brown
Christmas premiered on CBS. So Charles Schultz, he flat out
refused to cut the scene, so CBS caved and aired
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the special exactly as he wrote it. Maybe it was
a massive success estimate the fifteen point four million households
tuned in nearly half of all American homes with the
TV at the time. The scene stayed in line us
reading from the Book of Luke. In surprise, CBS received
exactly zero complaint.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I take that. I love it all right, Well, good
work on you.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Apart, Richie got a big old prize back head up
to Moundsville.
Speaker 10 (29:33):
Hey, I just want to say I've been listening to
you guys for over forty years and it's the first
time I've been able to get through, and this is
I'm gonna miss you guys a lot, so i'd give
a shout out of you. Go ahead, rich I'm just
gonna give a shout out all my technicians and Jerry
Raymond Chevrolet winners will Ohio. These guys keep my paycheck coming,
so I half off to them all that.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
Book Bridge, you and your boys. D you're not a
rich Yes, wada many hour on top of your news.
Right on the other side, I remembering Rayford's segment for
the City Summer of the Night and then top ten
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of bell Simmers, Good Morning, the big shows on the radio.
(30:53):
Robert D's in the Studio says kids can be costly
long after they turn eighteen, can say uterly more than
the two hundred and thirty five thousand dollars figure Rayford
quoted last week. Here he is with an update.
Speaker 9 (31:08):
One morning last week, I was quoting the Associated Press
story about how much it costs to raise a child
from infancy to seventeen years old, well parents and would
be parents. The bad news is three hundred thousand dollars
over the first seventeen years may be a severe underestimate.
The US Department of Agriculture's report leaves two things out
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of account or a start, it doesn't reflect unpaid time
spent on parenting, including income foregone by parents who cut
back on work hours to care for their children. Plus,
the hit to parents' wallets doesn't end when the child
turns eighteen, as the parents often still provide housing and food,
as well as pay for college. These could add up
(31:54):
to hundreds of thousands of dollars in additional cost. Real
cost of raising a child for a moderate income family
would be closer than nine hundred thousand to age twenty
two than they reported three hundred thousand expenditures to age eighteen.
Who says that John Ward, an economist and the president
of John Ward Economics based in Prairie Village, Kansas, well.
Speaker 13 (32:18):
The costs approach excludes, of course.
Speaker 9 (32:21):
The many benefits of having children, not all of them quantifiable,
such as happiness and personal satisfaction. Two sides to that
story from Robert D. Rayford, John boorn Billy Show.
Speaker 17 (32:57):
Good morning, it's a big show of radio. And here
we go, Hello, my glorious constituents. It is I, the
Viscount of Venom, the high Priest of Hijinx, the trail
boss of Taunt, and the head valet at Nancy Pelosi's
dentures for less, Here again for another jab slap, an
occasional tickle of the grifting vermin known as the Left.
Speaker 18 (33:19):
There are so many opportunities. The top ten reasons Chuck
Schumer hasn't come out of the closet, The top ten
giveaways that AOC is a dumbass, The top ten signs
that Jasmin Krockett gets her makeup done at Earl Shibe.
Speaker 17 (33:31):
The list is endless. But today, oh, today is special,
My friends, I brought a guest. Trust me, you're gonna
love it so Today Direct from the Home Office, behind
Zoron Mamdami's life sized portrait of Osama bin Laden and
right next to his Barack Obama love Doll, comes today's
top ten list. The top ten reasons Bernie Sanders is
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mad all the time.
Speaker 18 (33:55):
Take it away, okay? Number ten, Those kids are still
on my damn lawn.
Speaker 13 (34:06):
Number nine.
Speaker 18 (34:08):
Christopher Lloyd is suing me for using his dark brown character.
Number eight. Big Farmer stops sending me samples of viagra.
Dig Burn can't do this alone. Number seven, Great clips
can't get it right. Number six. Since becoming a millionaire,
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I don't want to pay my fast share in taxes.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Number five.
Speaker 18 (34:40):
Grandpa Harland never left me any of that big KFC
money in his will. Assanders used to stick together. Number four.
I don't have a fourth home like all the other
big shot commies.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Number three. Realizing I'm going.
Speaker 18 (34:58):
To die of old age before or I can starve
the rest of the country that that's with socialism. Number
two stop telling me I talk in an annoying stop
start manner.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
And the number one reason I'm so mad all the time.
My first name is for Nod.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Morty, Big Show's on a radio and more Big Show
right around the corner.
Speaker 15 (35:30):
Good morning, This is Big Show, Plastic Thurgeon, Doctor Harlan
p Win. I fixed Jackie Twins, Randy Butt and Smarty
Marty's Massive man hooted. Next up on the John Boy
and Billy Big Show Life O for John Boy shin
(35:50):
extensions for Billy and Tata.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Sorry but a brain transplanted a little lot of my league.
But I'll take away cat it. I mean that what
could it hat? Good morning, Big Show's on the radio,
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Big Show, Christmas Tunes, Bred mirroring today. Let's look at
our naughty lists. Marcy's name at the top of the bay.
Now now, now, now, turn it.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Up, get it.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
I got to book a guest.
Speaker 16 (37:01):
Somebody snitched on me. Got one name right, misspelled dot rest.
Somebody snitched on me. I gave feelers couppies, please tickle
Jackie by Harpy dressed up Brandy, jun't fuck me.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Somebody sneezed on me. Oh, getting for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
John Boy and Billy are mad.
Speaker 16 (37:24):
Getting out for Christmas cause I ain't been on up
but bad. I try to be good bye, never can
I can't think.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Of whirs things that a buttload of.
Speaker 6 (37:37):
Nut for Christmas.
Speaker 16 (37:40):
I took the wheels off Rayford's chair. Somebody snitched on me.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
Put up bow in Marty's hair. Somebody stitched on me.
Speaker 16 (37:48):
I scared Stephen, made him crap, told the bus that
crabs had clap sewed up John Boy's longtong flap.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Somebody snoozed on getting for Christmas. John Boy and Billy
are bad.
Speaker 16 (38:04):
I'm getting bookus for.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Christmas, and now.
Speaker 12 (38:08):
This jad is sad.
Speaker 16 (38:12):
I try to be good, but it ever works. I
wish I did it work with jerks, now didn't. For Christmas.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
I put a snake in Jackie's bed.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
Somebody snitched on me.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
I made fun of Billy's head.
Speaker 7 (38:27):
Some ustas got me.
Speaker 16 (38:29):
I spray painted Eddie's truck, told him that his banjo sucked,
said that I don't give up darn.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
I think I just give me. I'm getting fired for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
John Boy and Billy or bad.
Speaker 16 (38:45):
I'm getting pick slept for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
I feel like I've really been had.
Speaker 16 (38:53):
Just be glad that you're not be beside my lovely
Christmas tree becus.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
I'm getting good for Christmas. Super start, Oh te't you
so sweet?
Speaker 5 (39:10):
How could you get nothing but Christmas?
Speaker 4 (39:13):
Stand by.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Good Morning Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
Coming up, we play Beating the Blonde for an assortment
of small batge handcook peanuts from bird T County Peanuts,
a Southern tradition for over one hundred years. Brte County
peanuts make great gifts for family, friends, or clients.
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So make a part of your Christmas tradition.
Speaker 5 (39:34):
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But first, yeah, that's dial it back for one of
the most requested Christmas songs we.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Get here on The Big Show.
Speaker 5 (39:54):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Christmas song, especially for my friends and fan family co working.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
Sorry settle back, Just enjoy this.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Chip.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
Mogs roasting on an open fine Thank you, jed frogs ripping.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Have your clothes.
Speaker 5 (40:23):
Old tired Carara being stung by a tar and folks
messed up by Eskimon. Have everybody on the turkey has
a messy toes.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Helps to make the cheese and rice Jinese tots lip
I on the goal.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
We'll find it hard to chee tonight because they know
that side.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Tie's gonna change.
Speaker 5 (41:11):
He's loaded lots of poison goodies on his train, and every.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Mother smiled in Johnny's eyes.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
To see a great, big really no tieler guy. And
so I'm ordering the simple thing to kiss someone who
might be you. Aloha, they said. Then they try any
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way Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
You two Mike Brady on the piana, Mike mister my
great friend.
Speaker 7 (42:29):
And Sun the Simple Fasten everybody to kiss.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Someone might be you. Hello how they said, they're.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
They're try any wan see Christmas, Christmas.
Speaker 13 (42:58):
You Oh my glasses, they shared.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
Oh and no cat was actually hurt in the recording
of this Christmas classic. Well, let's play Meeting the Blonde
one eight hundred big show. You told free Line. We'll
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