December 9, 2025 • 43 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll give Ike Turner and Jackie’s version of “Baby It’s Cold Outside” it’s first play for this season.. - Tater has a new edition of “What to Watch”.. - Bill Silvers treats us to the Top 10 Reasons Bernie Sanders is always mad.. - Marci gets into the Holiday spirit - but still will get nothing for Christmas.. - Mark Packer covers it all with his Southern Fried Football report.. - The Crocodile Stalker goes on the hunt for a very specific reindeer.. - and Cadbury dons a Santa suit for the Big Show kiddies…
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Shugar dot chick a dot out That means it's a
big show on the radio. Tuesday morning, Dude, seventy ninth,
we got a feature track from the Big Show Big Box,
Catbury play Santa Claus keywords Santa Claus. Not there in
the Big Box at the Big Show dot com and
come on they got on their contest button. When you
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get there you can't get through, we'll call you game.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
You want to play?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
May that happened to? No, they don't want to shot
at Taya. Here's time we'll beat the blonde. Let's meet
our contestant, Earl from Valdosta, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
One morning.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Earl, Hey, hey, hey, alright e. We'll ask dight or
some questions. You agree or disagree whether you think she
is right or wrong? Too right for it too wrong,
and you win.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Okay, yes, sir, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
This is jump in here, Moss. Which came first? The
historic first flight of the Hindenburg Zeppelin or the Right
Brothers historic first flight.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Which came first.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
That's a lot of people wonder which came first, and
I will tell them the Right Brothers came first, the.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Right Brothers first flight out there, Kitty Hawk on that
big sand dune.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I feel trade the wings before we trade the hot air,
all right?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh, I believe that's right.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
I believe that's right.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Okay, and yeah you are both all right? The right brothers.
December seventeenth, nineteen o three, the Hindenburgh's first test flight.
March fourth, nineteen thirty six. Say say, remember Rayford was Ohno.
They're smoking related all right, earl, Let's get you another
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bell on that prize pack that burnt in kind of
peanuts headed to him, Tater. King Charles is an avid
collector of something strange. What what do you think it is? Oh?
I could give you some choices unless you already know.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
No, let's let's let's let's hear your choices, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Collector of something strange, King Charles. Is it women's undergarments,
walking canes? Or toilet seats?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You know? King Charles is a quirky dude.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
He collects toilet seats, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
King Charles collects toilet seats. No, Earl, do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
He collects toilet seats. Oh, the ol Ones raised it
just like regular. He's a key. Was there gold or
something with that? He's got gold yeah, you can see
a lot of them on on the website. I just
gotta look at the keen Chaunce and to all those
things I like to read. Ahi, Earl, is it well?
(03:15):
Get you another bill here? It's a full count Tater
and Charles Dickens a Christmas Carol. How many ghosts were there?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
You gotta remember all of them?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh, man, I'm seeing this a million times. I know
you have to, Earl.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
It's four four ghost four ghost up here. No scream,
I'm gonna disagree with that.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Man.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Ghost of Christmas past, Christmas present, Christmas yet to come.
And they remember Jacob Marley who went in his whole
golduntin Jacob God Jacob. Well, Earl, were gonna make you
happy before we hang up, though, buddy, you all you
just hang right there and you are about to achieve happiness.
(04:09):
We appreciate you, boy, make it Why Jackie, your own
your own body, money, hour and time of your news
right on the other side our time capsule. Get that
Martineze Simmer the nights. Hang on for a line, then
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we're jump into playhouse.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
H This is the award winning Jah Boy and Billy
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Big Show, the South's number one exports.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Got a hankering for steak, but don't want to break
the bank to get it. Cowboy Greg Warren says, bring
the wife and dogie's on down to one Star Steakhouse
and saloon. You know, five star cuisine is highly overrated.
You gotta get all dressed up for it, and the
portions are ted skimpy, and they're always trying to push
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something you never heard of on you, like chippote lay this,
or a tilapia that. A good old medium rare sirloin
with a baked potato and the side of onion rings
was good enough for your daddy. Greg reckons, it's good
enough for you too, but don't take our word for it.
Listen to these marginally satisfied one Star customers.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Okay, I guess.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I reckon, I've had worse.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Come on out during our big Grand Open and celebration
this weekend by one entree at regular price, get another
one for the price of another one. It's two for
the price of both. All weekend loaning, and every one
Star meal includes unlimited Country croc spread and one Star
is soon to be famous bottomless Creuton bowl on our
four item salad door. You're a one star guy, come
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to the place and understand you. One Star Steakhouse and Saloon,
one star food for one star people. Located on State
Road twenty three near the Frontage Road, in the old
lone Star Steakhouse and Saloon and faga. Hell, all we
did was take the L off the sign and print
up some new menus. So next time your bellies hollering
steak make it a one star night, one Star Steakhouse
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and Saloon. When good enough is good enough, John Boyaan
Dilly's look this morning radio dumb right.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Good Tuesday morning, Big shows on the radio, about twenty minutes,
all things college football, the pack Man, everybody debating the
college football playoffs all set after last weekend. We'll get
our man Packer in here right now. Let's like, hello friends,
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you're old pal.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Burt Bird here with another gizzard jiggling edition of John
Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
Today's episode.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
Why I bet As our story opens, Ricky b Sharp
is in the kitchen reading the morning paper.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Uh what a world? No kings, more like no clue.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
But you cherry pickers, What the hell do I have
your attention? Which one do you cabonge me with that skillet?
Speaker 9 (08:20):
What do you mean which one?
Speaker 8 (08:21):
Well, I'm seeing two of you, and you're both swinging
cast iron.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
It's just me and you had it coming.
Speaker 8 (08:27):
Wo wo wha wa when I hold on there, just
wondering that dad, gun minute, I I've been putting a
seat down like you asked.
Speaker 9 (08:33):
I'll grant you.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
I don't always remember the flush, but sometimes it is
the day proud of what I left in the bowl.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
The other day I deuced the Chinese symbol for NASCAR.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
Lucky Wolvers. This ain't got nothing to do with the toilet. Okay,
I found this in your pocket?
Speaker 9 (08:49):
Uh huh? Can you read it to me? My vision
is still a mite walking?
Speaker 10 (08:53):
Oh lord, it says It says, Betty Sue. Are you
too tiring me? You have paint casting over?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
No, no, no no no dabit no no no no no.
Speaker 8 (09:02):
Remember when I went to the horse races at the
fire with mister.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
Run typo Place. Betty Sue was the name of the
horse that finally merchant wanted me to bet on for it.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Really, yes, really, Lucy. You should know that as Dothan's
most beloved fast food mascot, I am constantly approached by
women who would just love nothing more than to tell
their kith and kin that they betted a living legend.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
You know I only have eyes for you.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Oh, Ricky, I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (09:35):
I guess I just worry that I'm getting older and
not as attractive as I used to be.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 8 (09:42):
Let me go in the other room near and finish
watching that tape wrestling match, and I'll give you to
you and I'll set them dadgum sheets on fire.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I'll get it.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
Ain't not listening. If that's Farley Merchant, you tell him
they had to shoot his horse?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Come it?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
What is wrong?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Now?
Speaker 10 (09:58):
Your horse is on the phone.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
And how.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
We hope you enjoyed John Bully and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 11 (10:13):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Could you too kindly undo each other's top two buttons?
Tune in next time when we'll hear the Krusty Horse track.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
Bet say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
The Big Show is on the radio. Hangout.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 12 (10:33):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in Summer Stuff. I have one line.
I forgot it. Thank god I can write Donald my Bees.
I'm the Dup Boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Good Morning, but shows on the radio when minutes we
got themand Mark Picker sort out of college football playoffs
starting up this weekend. All right right now, Heart and
a Junior Nation Band with a Christmas tune from the board, Ladies.
Speaker 11 (11:46):
And gentlemen, The Junior Nation Man presents the Sound of
the Season, slightly updated from the.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Original version of a few years.
Speaker 11 (11:54):
Back, goes exactly like this.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
It's a flat rooke red neck Christmas.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
At the tail end of their.
Speaker 11 (12:05):
Won't be snow but you just know we'll drank a
lot of beer. It's a flat broke ridden neck Christmas
at the low Bottle trailer Park. That's a proud gets
mighty loud soon.
Speaker 13 (12:23):
As it gets dark.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Where drinking store brand beer due.
Speaker 13 (12:30):
To budget cuts, the old dcon on me skip us
in the nuts, and it's a flat broke redden Neck Christmas.
Speaker 11 (12:43):
And there ain't no end inside wear hair having us
a flat broke redden Neck Christmas to night.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
It's a flat broke redden Neck Christmas.
Speaker 11 (12:57):
And we sure couldn't use some books in the hood.
It's not too good back to the kindness.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
It's a flat broke ridden neck Christmas, we're in get
up to our ears way too broad to.
Speaker 11 (13:16):
Have a toe.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
We're gonna need more beers. Ah No, we're out of dough.
I'm all in a funk. Wait here comes them to neighbors.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Gals, we joked.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Up in their trunks.
Speaker 11 (13:35):
It's a Honkey donk with Donkey dont Christmas.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Things are finally kicking.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Come on in, honey, let.
Speaker 11 (13:44):
Me hold your hair back while you throw up.
Speaker 10 (13:51):
And Hauser Bush in Saint Lois.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Good Morning b shows on the radio. Coming up. We
play worthy for a Blue EMU prize pack also PBCOTC.
It's relieved cream in that with the Blue EMU good
stuff on the Big Show and our buds at Blue
Emu to tack on the link at the Big Show
dot com. I've been waiting on him and he is here,
Ladies and gentlemen. Mark Packer all things college football. He
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is the purveyor of Southern Fried football. Let's see what
it's like. Good morning Packed.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
And good morning John Boy. Well we're set. I tell
you this. Every week there's always going to be something
to talk about. Right And even when you think you
got it figured out, I got news for you. You don't,
but we do know who the twelve teams are now
for the college football Playoff. And I'll do this real
quick because there's other stuff to get into. But the
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number one overall seed, as we all figured before the
season started, it's Indiana. John boy, No, we're not talking
Who's we're talking football Indiana. Of course, they surprised everybody
last year, but this year they've been really good at
what they did, knocking off Ohio State and the Big
Ten Champmpionship game, the first outright Big Ten title for
Indiana since nineteen forty five. John boy. Wow, they had
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lost thirty in a row to the Buck guys, but
they knock them off thirteen ten to Indiana's your one seed.
The Buck guys dropped down to two. Georgia, who blew
the breaks off of Alabama, just dominated the tide. They're
the three seat, the four seats Texas Tech. They've gone
out and spent a gazillion dollars in this new name,
image and likeness, and let me tell you something, they're
really good. I don't know a lot of folks haven't
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seen them play, but that's the town of group. So
those four teams are gonna get buys. All right, that's
the deal. Now we get the matchups. This will be
coming up in about almost two weeks, December nineteenth, to
get started. The five seats Oregon. They will host James Madison.
James Madison Group of five. That's it, and they're a
lot of twenty point favorites. The game that nobody wants
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to see unless you're a James Madison fan. Sixth seed
is all missed. They do not have Lane Kiffin. We
know that story from last week. He's now at LSU.
But Ole Miss will take on two Lane Johnny, a
game that actually was played earlier this year in September,
which Old Miss beat to Lane forty five to ten.
That is a game. It's a rematch in the game
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that quite frankly, I don't even want to see. But
that's all we got, all right. The seventh seed will
be Texas A and M. They will take on A Miami.
All the politicking the AC seed did Miami did, we
ought to be in against Notre Dame, all that, all
that have been going on for weeks. Miami gets in.
They will go to A and M. That will be
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an outstanding game. That is a big time that's what
I'm talking about, A and M and Miami College Station
one hundred and five thousand. It will be a great
football game. And then we get, finally the eight seed
Oklahoma taken on the nine seed Alabama Crimpston tidy game
that we saw a couple of weeks ago and which
Oklahoma went into Tuscaloosa and beat Alabama. So little SEC
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matchup in Norman, Oklahoma, but a rematch. So of the
four opening round games, two of them we've already seen.
A and M. And A and M in Miami would
be a great game. And nobody wants to see Oregon
beat living daylights out of jamb But good for jam.
You're for getting there, but may come on. But then
you had all the controversy with the ACC. Duke knocks
off Virginia, they upset them. The Blue Devils with five losses,
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wins the ACC Championship, but do not get in because
the top five automatic highest seed conference champions get a locked.
And that is why you see a team like JMU
get in over Duke. But what that did behind closed doors,
Johnny has got all of a sudden, the conversation became Bama, Miami,
Notre Dame. All right, we got three, we got two spots,
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three really good teams. Notre Dame is, without question, without
a doubt, a playoff team. They're a top ten team.
I don't care if you hate Notre Dame, you can't
deny They're won the ten best teams or twelve best
teams in college football. But they didn't get in. They
get knocked out. They are ticked off, they are po
they're so mad. They're not even going to go to
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a bowl game. They decided to know what it's beneath
us to go to the Pop Tart Bowl. We ought
to be into the We've been in front of Miami
the whole five weeks of the Scots Football Playoff Committee,
and now we don't play. They don't play, and somehow
they jump us. How does that happen? So they're upset.
They're so upset, Johnny that the athletic director Pete Lavakua
went on The Dan Patrick Show on Monday and said
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he is mystified, mystified by the actions of the ACC
to attack their biggest partner in football, meaning us Notre Dame,
and he even said it has now caused permanent damage
to the relationship with the ACC and Notre Dame. Now
where does that go? I have no idea, but I'm
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thinking to myself, Hey, dude, I don't know Pete Bovaqua.
I know everybody in the AEC, but I've never dealt
with Pete. Jerry's a great guy. But the reason the
ACC kept promoting Miami, it's because Miami is a full
member of the league, Notre Dame. I mean, it's one
thing to be a business partner, it's another thing to
be a family member, if you know what I'm saying.
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So I mean, come on, I mean you got to
be crazy to think that. Well, yeah, the ACC is
gonna sit there, go Yeah, Notre Dame should begin as
opposed to one of our conference members.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
So pack right quick. So Notre Dame is an AEC
basketball in the conference, but not football. They're still independent.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
They have twenty four Notre Dame has twenty four sports
that are ACC members. Football is not. When they've always
wanted their independence and I've respected them for that. That's
who they are. So they are an independent when it
comes to football, and they're hockey, and that's why there
is actually college hockey. They're hockey is actually in the
Big Ten. So but everything else, women's basketball, fencing, yeah,
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I mean, you name it is that they are an
ACC member except for football. So here's the AC and
everybody talked about man Miami, Notre Dame. That's going to
come down the final spot. So the ACC has been
promoting home. We're going to take care of one of
our own. We think Miami should be in. I mean, listen,
it's all about money. I say this all the time.
You want to answer the question, you go follow the money.
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You'll run right into it, whether it be at ESPN
or whatever the case may be. That's the way it works.
So Pete Levaqua, though, is stirring the pot. He's going
to have a press conference apparently later this afternoon, so
we'll see what happens if there's any drama between Notre
Dame and the a SEC with all that stuff, and
again there's always something to talk about. But at least
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the field is set. But I will say, you know,
to me, Notre Dame should have been in the tournament.
Miami should have been in the tournament. They are, of course,
if you're going to make a case, I mean, Alabama
is the one and has not looked good down to stretch.
They survived a game against South Carolina. They weren't very
good against Auburn, they lost at home in Oklahoma. They
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were terrible against Georgia in the SEC championship game. But
you know, they've got some quality, one to beat four
ranked teams during the course.
Speaker 9 (20:56):
Of the year.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
But they also have a terrible loss to start the season,
losing by two touchdowns to a Florida State team. So
who knows, Johnny, You know what, we'll take this thing
off December nineteenth as far as the tournament goes. But
Notre Dame is pulled all out. They're not going to
any ball games. They're like, hey, we're taking our ball.
We're going home. It's beneath us to play. And so,
I mean, it's just crazy. There's always something to talk
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about me, always something to talk.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
And you are the man, Pat. We appreciate you so much, buddy.
I knew you'd lay it out there for us. Can't
thank you enough.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
You got it, man. We'll talk to you next week.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
See you next week. Yeah, I thought it'll start this weekend,
so it'll be ten days from today. All right, good,
we got it, all right, y'all. Well, let's play wordy
word one eight hundred Big Show you told free line.
We got a couple of contestants. Play next, Good Lorna,
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Click that on air. Contest? Wasn't every wordy word dream
starts with the first word?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Well, let's note I had everybody's head. I buy the bed.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Okay, but birdie bird. That'll Birdie bird. That's made a
contestants await Jordan, my daddy and a son the Sun.
Matt out of Knoxville, Tennessee. Good morning, Matt, Good morning,
John Wring for good Body and your Dad Events in
Why Eyes, Virginia. Good morning, Vince, Good morning, John Boy,
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Good morning. All right, boys, let's tee him up, all right,
Tayter and the daddy, all right, I mean Tayter and Vince,
John Boy and Matt okay co co co. All right, well,
God said what we can do. We got random words, guys,
any words at all could pop up on the old
word tabloid, so we will try to get you to
save them. All right, Vince, you relax, me and Matt
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we'll go for the first thirty seconds. All right, you ready,
Matty sir? All right, here we go, bus, all right,
start the clock now. A dog wags it's till. Yes,
uh huh. The easter blank brings you eggs, the easter.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Bunny.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yes, Chucky blank, where kids go chucky blank?
Speaker 9 (23:53):
You also put this on?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yes, uh huh, Roy Rogers Road a coward, Yes, uh huh.
Give me a piece of that pecon Uh huh, a guy.
Leave it right there, alight. Five on the board. Good work, Matt,
So Tater and Vents for your round one. Are you ready? Vents?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I am ready and go a Geico and iguana.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
They are all what.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
This kind of reptile?
Speaker 9 (24:26):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
This is you put a log on the blank and
burn it a log.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
You have a telephone blank back of the day, a
telephone or draw a blank in the sand.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Do not cross?
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Yes, you wear this an under blank on your on your.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Chest a te blank yesh.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Y'all put a four on the board. It is five
to four. The boy over the dad going into round two.
Speaker 9 (24:59):
Naddy, hang in that daddy.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
All right, Matt, let's see what we can do. Are
you ready?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Okay, all right, okay, turny head. All right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Start the clock.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Now.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Oh I love that cake. I must have the what
you'd follow this to make something food? You have the watch?
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Three hundred in bowling is a blank score?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Perfect score?
Speaker 9 (25:28):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
The color blank. It was a movie with the girls
at Talk and it's a color and it's like blue
and red that mixed together. Maybe I don't know a bruise.
Is this color beautful?
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
All right, good work there, man. We put a three
on the five a total of eight, so Tater and
Vince four will tie, five will win. You're at events,
I'm ready and go.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
All right.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
You cut your steak with one of these now, uh huh?
You light one of these. They're made out of wax.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Candles.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yep, you uh. When it's scary, you go, what did
you just do?
Speaker 6 (26:09):
You?
Speaker 8 (26:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah, if you're not alive, you are.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
And this is milky way's made out of this Hershey
makes this candy, Hershey Chocolate, tore the.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Wind Man, Caddy Beach and Son. Everybody, I don't let
my boy win. Oh no, Matt, we appreciate you, invent
you and your daddy playing with us this morning. Then
uh yeah, you got the prize back. All split it
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up there, Dad, you share with you? Boy?
Speaker 3 (26:47):
All right always always?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Oh right, God, first time caller, John Boy, all right, mate, joy,
good morning, the Big show on the radio. Baby Quez
for John Boy. Let's see what we got here. Mike
Cornwell out of Manassas, Virginia says, like a lot of people,
I'm really gonna miss you all the crocodile stalker BIZU
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getting me laughing so hard at times my sizee hurt is.
That's a hint. How about playing it in the morning. Please,
thank you for all the laughs. Hey, big man, let
me hold one hundred dollars inflation. I got you by
the buddy. Your requests coming up next. Good morning, there's
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a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
In minutes.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Our feature track from the Big Show, Big Box Cadbury.
Please Santa Claus for right now. My corn Well out
of Manassas, Virginia, gets his request right now.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stoker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife, then annoying the crap out
of them. Now here's Steve.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Thank you, love and gooday everyone.
Speaker 14 (28:22):
Steve here today. We're in the Great White North, in
the Arctic Circle. It's about as far north as you
can go, actually the North Pole. And even though it's
freezing here, we are hot on the trail of the
elusive and mysterious Great main Crimson Snouted Arctic Reindeer, or
in Layman's terms, the red nosed reindeer. Long thought to
be just a character of popular folklore, he was recently
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photographed by members of a military reconnaissance team. So now
we're here to see it in person.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
And it won't be easy.
Speaker 14 (28:51):
It's difficult to move around up here because of the
extreme cold. I've really had to bundle up. I look
like a big gortex marshmallow figuring it the windshiel. It's
about sixty degrees below zero here. One good blast of
sub zero wind on my bare flesh and I'd be
frozen solid. Oh look here, I'll flock of little penguins.
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Are they adorable?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Waddling along, all.
Speaker 14 (29:15):
Dressed up in their tiny tuxedos, cute as a button.
But appearances can be deceiving. This isn't just any penguin.
It's the extremely dangerous Arctic scissor bill penguin. It specially
designed bill allows it to crush and chew its frozen food.
Their unique metabolism allows them to digest even the most
bizarre and inedible items, and because food can be so
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scarce up here, they'll eat anything. Let's move in for
a closer look.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Hello, little ones. Well you can see just how sharp
they are, beats are.
Speaker 14 (29:46):
I'll try to feed them some of these chunks of
ice so we can see those little beaks in action.
Speaker 9 (29:50):
Here you go, fellas, look at them go.
Speaker 14 (29:53):
It's absolutely amazing going through that ice like oj with
again suit.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Oh little bicker's got a hold of my glove. You're
gonna let them.
Speaker 14 (30:03):
Go in at and they wanna lose that glove out
of here. I'm a serious strumble. Oh crikey, that little
penguin swallowed.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
That glove hole, And what did I tell you? Look
at what that arctic care is doing to my hand.
Speaker 14 (30:18):
That doesn't look like I'll be doing much waving in
the near future, and I'm always glad to feed a
starving animal, but they don't look like they quite got full,
and I think they've gotten a taste for frozen flesh. Well,
I'm gonna make tracks out of here. Those little whib
footed parahas are absolutely insatiable, thank goodness, and oh very fast,
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I'm gonna need to find shelter here and soon, boness
what like. There's a huge house down in the valley.
Seems to be at a place up here, but it
looks mighty cozy, and I'm not about to look a
gift horse in the mouth. Hold on, there, it is
the rear and the Loocien Rhodolphus lead Derecas, the red
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nosed rein deer. Well, there's nothing tiny about this rain there.
He's bigger than hell. And that nose like a bloomin bacon,
big red and shiny. Well you could even say it glows,
and it really cuts through the darkness. It's just the
thing they have on a blinding snowstorm. Let's move in
for a closer look.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Good day, mate. He's lowering his head.
Speaker 14 (31:25):
And that's a defensive move, probably conditioned to defend himself
from all that teasing about their big red nose with
that huge rack of antlers. I'm sure he can handle himself.
Come here, big guy, let old Steve check out their
big red honker.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Look at him jump around.
Speaker 14 (31:43):
That nose must be incredibly sensitive. Sorry about that, old boy,
Oh tough lock there he goes. Well, at least we've
got a chance. I see him up close and personal,
and there aren't many who can say that. Well, let's
go down to that house and see if we can
warm ourselves. No, wait, he looks like he's slowing down.
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It looks like he's changed his mind. He's coming back
for another visit. Look at him go, moving so fast
it almost looks like he's flying. This cold must be
freezing my brain. Hey, old boy, no hard feelings. Whoa,
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that's a good thing. I'm wearing all this gortex. It
really absorbed the impact. But at least we got to
the house.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Quicker.
Speaker 14 (32:34):
Let's see if anyone's home. Hello, I don't see anyone
in there with that roaring fire. Sure looks inviting, white open.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
We're in luck.
Speaker 14 (32:47):
Let's be courteous and wipe our feet on this fancy
door man. M The Kringles must be a real bunch
of hermits. There's not another house within five hundred miles
of here.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yikes, Oh my wrist dump is starting to thaw. I'll
just tie it off with the scars.
Speaker 9 (33:05):
Here we are live me.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Look at this place.
Speaker 14 (33:09):
Toys everywhere, and plates and plates of goodies and cookies
of all kinds, and seat among the normal sized furnishings
are all manner of little tables and chairs. You know,
I may be mistaken, but I think I know exactly
what's going on here. I've accidentally stumbled onto some sort
of big stolen toy ring man by a fat man
with a white sugar addiction.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I still don't know what all this little furniture is for.
Oh someone's coming, so they call that fat. We needed
longer breaks. That's twenty four to seven stuff? Is it
was that simple? And no, it's west than I thought.
Speaker 14 (33:44):
The point he is the big eyes and no one.
I'm a three feet tall. There are a bunch of aliens.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
This is some sort of area fifty one, Hey, slick
hood of are you? It's amazing they've really learned the language.
I come in peace. That's a cry. It's a spy
from the toy companies. Come on, guys, let's kick it.
Speaker 14 (34:10):
I'll have to come back with the swat team and
a check for the Kringle's front door. It might be
called out here, but at least I'm safe.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
My red nose friend is back.
Speaker 14 (34:22):
And he's brought my eight friends with him, and appears
he's infiltrated a domesticated herd. They've even got name tags.
I could just make out a few names. Let's see
Comment Cupid, Donald Blitzen. And they started to circle me
and they're lowering their heads. That can only mean I
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can't take much more of this. Oh right, Oh, here
comes Big Red.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
He's he big fella. Let's call a truce. Oh criky.
Speaker 14 (35:06):
He's using his big antlers to help me out. Oh thanks, mate,
here's a good boy.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Good boys. Forgot about that nose.
Speaker 14 (35:20):
He's got me hooked on his antlers and he's in
a dead run and he's really flying, really flying. This
is incredible, will thousands of feet above the ground. Maybe
the nose is the key he takes off when I
squeeze it. Maybe it makes him laying too.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
He's shaking his head idly. Hope I can hang on.
Speaker 15 (35:44):
I hate the fourth rule that tall timber. Oh this
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isn't good. I've survived the fool, but my clothes I
torn to shreds. I'm starting to freeze. Oh great, it
comes those black thirsty little I'm god, I gotta make
a run for the Kringle's place.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Where the do you think you're going to?
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Guy?
Speaker 14 (36:28):
The aliens them making stun oballs in my frozen steaety.
The impact of the snowy projects would cosmomma rapidly freezing
body to.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Oh hey, I was wrong, I'm.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Intact married Christmas nature by.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Well, Eat up, little fellers.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Then again next week for another episode of Let's Crocodile Soccer.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Into wall A, good.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Noise, Good morning, big shows on the radio. You hear
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from a loud of you making you John Boy and
Belly Christmas album out of the Big Box. Well this
track keywords will take you to it. Santa Claus at
the Big Show dot Com. Come on, cad Bear, everybody's waiting.
What's taking so long?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
This red suit makes me look fat.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
So you're supposed to look fat, cad Bury your Santa
Claus boy, that stomach padding looks real.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
I'm not wearing the stomach paddings.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
You're right, Cad, Barry, it does make you look fat.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
I'm going home, so hey, at.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Least you're not dressed up like an alf like me
and Billy. Stupid hat, goofy looking pants, funky shoes.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Yes, it's a very becoming outfits.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Uh well, I left that at home. These are my
regular clothes. Perhaps you should come with me, So come on, Barry,
can't dispoint all these kids are killowners, your Santa Claus.
Speaker 14 (38:28):
Oh, sir, I fear I just don't fit the Santa
Claus mold. I don't get on well with children.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
You kidding My kids, Billy's kids, they love you, man,
They love it when you babysit them.
Speaker 14 (38:39):
That's because they torture me. S really unmercifus.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Oh why didn't you ever say anything?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Well, I believe the phrase is I need the gigs. Hey,
mister French, what's a hould up? These nerve racking brats
are turned into a mob.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Here.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Hey, nice fat suit, that's it?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Good night, sir, Going to go.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Billy, Hey, you're not dressed like an elf.
Speaker 14 (39:01):
I already tried down now if you excuse me, sirs,
I'd like to change out of my fat suits.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Oh boy, Johnny, you gotta do something.
Speaker 7 (39:07):
We're about to have a melt down here.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
All right, Cadbury, gonna go, But first I want you
to look at those faces.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Yes, sir, I've seen better heads on boils.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Oh come on, Cadburry, look at him. Remember how you
felt when you were a kid.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
It's too late, sir. My hot strings are untuggable.
Speaker 16 (39:26):
Remember back when you were just a little Cadbury, the excitement,
the anticipation, trying to decide what you wanted for Christmas,
and just waiting for the day you got the chance
to line up to see Santa Claus.
Speaker 14 (39:39):
Yes, I do, indeed, sir. It was the happiest time
of the year. I'll always remember the way my father
would come into my room and say it's time. He'd
put me up on Father Christmas's knee, all the time
holding my hands so I wouldn't be frightened. Oh you
shamed me, sir. I've been such an old scrooge. What
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must you and Master William think of me? Then you'll
do it for an extra hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Huh, All right, here's go Evaneezer.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Merry Christmas up. Oh o o, Hello children, well, well,
who's going to be the first? Yes, hello, young man, cut.
Speaker 17 (40:16):
The small talk, jug head? Where have you been making
a sandwich?
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Go easy Cadburry.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah, that's that's Will low It's Ed Lowe's boy.
Speaker 17 (40:25):
Who stuck a corner on your butt, Tinker Bow. I
don't remember asking you what thing?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
No, man, you need to respect your elders.
Speaker 17 (40:33):
Yeah, well respect this. You need to shut up and
write this stuff down. I don't want any of mistakes.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Like last year. What why you impertinent?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Little easy Cadburry.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (40:45):
I like where this is going.
Speaker 17 (40:46):
Oh first, I want to PlayStation two and I don't
want to hear a lot of crap about it being
too hard to funk. You set a clause for Pete's
sake if you can't find one.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Me Qua man stuff right there?
Speaker 17 (41:03):
What's the matter your BRONI am I talking to first?
Maybe you need a secretary?
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Will Will just be patient? Please? Other kids waiting?
Speaker 17 (41:12):
Hey, Peter Pan, why don't you and the last boy
here take a house off my lap? What your stomach's
in the way?
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Dare you tons so fun?
Speaker 17 (41:25):
You're supposed to be writing this stuff down?
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Try to keep up?
Speaker 13 (41:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Santa has just the thing for you, young man, a
shiny leather belt.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Do first, not listening? I don't need a belt, you
do right across your backside?
Speaker 17 (41:45):
Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?
Speaker 14 (41:50):
Santa Clause is bringing you some much needed discipline for Christmas,
and that goes for the rest of you on grateful
little monsters.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Oh dad, no, too late? Here comes Eddie man.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
You are what Sam Hilly is going over here? Are
you the father of this unruly demon spawn? I'll tell
you what I want to know. Where do you get
off whooping my bow? Who are you? Santa? Calcure? Tony
damn soprano? That's what I want to know. Somebody needs
to beat some manners into this middle practice. Why don't
you try that on me?
Speaker 14 (42:22):
Pork John with a lot of that fat suit, you
can give me a try their white load.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
I'm not wearing a fat suit. Come out.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
All right, We're gonna try and stop him. Oh that's
a point, hell you some eggnog.
Speaker 7 (42:40):
Spike, don't Yeah, hey Manny, Christmas jongle.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Merry Christmas, Billy five bucks on the fat guy you're on?
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Don't you run for me? Fancy boy, She's gonna make
it worse when I can't.
Speaker 7 (42:58):
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Shugar dot chick a dot out That means it's a
big show on the radio. Tuesday morning, Dude, seventy ninth,
we got a feature track from the Big Show Big Box,
Catbury play Santa Claus keywords Santa Claus. Not there in
the Big Box at the Big Show dot com and
come on they got on their contest button. When you
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get there you can't get through, we'll call you game.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
You want to play?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
May that happened to? No, they don't want to shot
at Taya. Here's time we'll beat the blonde. Let's meet
our contestant, Earl from Valdosta, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
One morning.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Earl, Hey, hey, hey, alright e. We'll ask dight or
some questions. You agree or disagree whether you think she
is right or wrong? Too right for it too wrong,
and you win.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Okay, yes, sir, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
This is jump in here, Moss. Which came first? The
historic first flight of the Hindenburg Zeppelin or the Right
Brothers historic first flight.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Which came first.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
That's a lot of people wonder which came first, and
I will tell them the Right Brothers came first, the.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Right Brothers first flight out there, Kitty Hawk on that
big sand dune.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I feel trade the wings before we trade the hot air,
all right?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh, I believe that's right.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
I believe that's right.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Okay, and yeah you are both all right? The right brothers.
December seventeenth, nineteen o three, the Hindenburgh's first test flight.
March fourth, nineteen thirty six. Say say, remember Rayford was Ohno.
They're smoking related all right, earl, Let's get you another
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bell on that prize pack that burnt in kind of
peanuts headed to him, Tater. King Charles is an avid
collector of something strange. What what do you think it is? Oh?
I could give you some choices unless you already know.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
No, let's let's let's let's hear your choices, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Collector of something strange, King Charles. Is it women's undergarments,
walking canes? Or toilet seats?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You know? King Charles is a quirky dude.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
He collects toilet seats, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
King Charles collects toilet seats. No, Earl, do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
He collects toilet seats. Oh, the ol Ones raised it
just like regular. He's a key. Was there gold or
something with that? He's got gold yeah, you can see
a lot of them on on the website. I just
gotta look at the keen Chaunce and to all those
things I like to read. Ahi, Earl, is it well?
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Get you another bill here? It's a full count Tater
and Charles Dickens a Christmas Carol. How many ghosts were there?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
You gotta remember all of them?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh, man, I'm seeing this a million times. I know
you have to, Earl.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
It's four four ghost four ghost up here. No scream,
I'm gonna disagree with that.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Man.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Ghost of Christmas past, Christmas present, Christmas yet to come.
And they remember Jacob Marley who went in his whole
golduntin Jacob God Jacob. Well, Earl, were gonna make you
happy before we hang up, though, buddy, you all you
just hang right there and you are about to achieve happiness.
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We appreciate you, boy, make it Why Jackie, your own
your own body, money, hour and time of your news
right on the other side our time capsule. Get that
Martineze Simmer the nights. Hang on for a line, then
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we're jump into playhouse.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
H This is the award winning Jah Boy and Billy
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Big Show, the South's number one exports.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Got a hankering for steak, but don't want to break
the bank to get it. Cowboy Greg Warren says, bring
the wife and dogie's on down to one Star Steakhouse
and saloon. You know, five star cuisine is highly overrated.
You gotta get all dressed up for it, and the
portions are ted skimpy, and they're always trying to push
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something you never heard of on you, like chippote lay this,
or a tilapia that. A good old medium rare sirloin
with a baked potato and the side of onion rings
was good enough for your daddy. Greg reckons, it's good
enough for you too, but don't take our word for it.
Listen to these marginally satisfied one Star customers.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Okay, I guess.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I reckon, I've had worse.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Come on out during our big Grand Open and celebration
this weekend by one entree at regular price, get another
one for the price of another one. It's two for
the price of both. All weekend loaning, and every one
Star meal includes unlimited Country croc spread and one Star
is soon to be famous bottomless Creuton bowl on our
four item salad door. You're a one star guy, come
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to the place and understand you. One Star Steakhouse and Saloon,
one star food for one star people. Located on State
Road twenty three near the Frontage Road, in the old
lone Star Steakhouse and Saloon and faga. Hell, all we
did was take the L off the sign and print
up some new menus. So next time your bellies hollering
steak make it a one star night, one Star Steakhouse
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and Saloon. When good enough is good enough, John Boyaan
Dilly's look this morning radio dumb right.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Good Tuesday morning, Big shows on the radio, about twenty minutes,
all things college football, the pack Man, everybody debating the
college football playoffs all set after last weekend. We'll get
our man Packer in here right now. Let's like, hello friends,
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you're old pal.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Burt Bird here with another gizzard jiggling edition of John
Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
Today's episode.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
Why I bet As our story opens, Ricky b Sharp
is in the kitchen reading the morning paper.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Uh what a world? No kings, more like no clue.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
But you cherry pickers, What the hell do I have
your attention? Which one do you cabonge me with that skillet?
Speaker 9 (08:20):
What do you mean which one?
Speaker 8 (08:21):
Well, I'm seeing two of you, and you're both swinging
cast iron.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
It's just me and you had it coming.
Speaker 8 (08:27):
Wo wo wha wa when I hold on there, just
wondering that dad, gun minute, I I've been putting a
seat down like you asked.
Speaker 9 (08:33):
I'll grant you.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
I don't always remember the flush, but sometimes it is
the day proud of what I left in the bowl.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
The other day I deuced the Chinese symbol for NASCAR.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
Lucky Wolvers. This ain't got nothing to do with the toilet. Okay,
I found this in your pocket?
Speaker 9 (08:49):
Uh huh? Can you read it to me? My vision
is still a mite walking?
Speaker 10 (08:53):
Oh lord, it says It says, Betty Sue. Are you
too tiring me? You have paint casting over?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
No, no, no no no dabit no no no no no.
Speaker 8 (09:02):
Remember when I went to the horse races at the
fire with mister.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
Run typo Place. Betty Sue was the name of the
horse that finally merchant wanted me to bet on for it.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Really, yes, really, Lucy. You should know that as Dothan's
most beloved fast food mascot, I am constantly approached by
women who would just love nothing more than to tell
their kith and kin that they betted a living legend.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
You know I only have eyes for you.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Oh, Ricky, I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (09:35):
I guess I just worry that I'm getting older and
not as attractive as I used to be.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 8 (09:42):
Let me go in the other room near and finish
watching that tape wrestling match, and I'll give you to
you and I'll set them dadgum sheets on fire.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I'll get it.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
Ain't not listening. If that's Farley Merchant, you tell him
they had to shoot his horse?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Come it?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
What is wrong?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Now?
Speaker 10 (09:58):
Your horse is on the phone.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
And how.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
We hope you enjoyed John Bully and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 11 (10:13):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Could you too kindly undo each other's top two buttons?
Tune in next time when we'll hear the Krusty Horse track.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
Bet say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
The Big Show is on the radio. Hangout.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 12 (10:33):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in Summer Stuff. I have one line.
I forgot it. Thank god I can write Donald my Bees.
I'm the Dup Boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Good Morning, but shows on the radio when minutes we
got themand Mark Picker sort out of college football playoffs
starting up this weekend. All right right now, Heart and
a Junior Nation Band with a Christmas tune from the board, Ladies.
Speaker 11 (11:46):
And gentlemen, The Junior Nation Man presents the Sound of
the Season, slightly updated from the.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Original version of a few years.
Speaker 11 (11:54):
Back, goes exactly like this.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
It's a flat rooke red neck Christmas.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
At the tail end of their.
Speaker 11 (12:05):
Won't be snow but you just know we'll drank a
lot of beer. It's a flat broke ridden neck Christmas
at the low Bottle trailer Park. That's a proud gets
mighty loud soon.
Speaker 13 (12:23):
As it gets dark.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Where drinking store brand beer due.
Speaker 13 (12:30):
To budget cuts, the old dcon on me skip us
in the nuts, and it's a flat broke redden Neck Christmas.
Speaker 11 (12:43):
And there ain't no end inside wear hair having us
a flat broke redden Neck Christmas to night.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
It's a flat broke redden Neck Christmas.
Speaker 11 (12:57):
And we sure couldn't use some books in the hood.
It's not too good back to the kindness.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
It's a flat broke ridden neck Christmas, we're in get
up to our ears way too broad to.
Speaker 11 (13:16):
Have a toe.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
We're gonna need more beers. Ah No, we're out of dough.
I'm all in a funk. Wait here comes them to neighbors.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Gals, we joked.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Up in their trunks.
Speaker 11 (13:35):
It's a Honkey donk with Donkey dont Christmas.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Things are finally kicking.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Come on in, honey, let.
Speaker 11 (13:44):
Me hold your hair back while you throw up.
Speaker 10 (13:51):
And Hauser Bush in Saint Lois.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Good Morning b shows on the radio. Coming up. We
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It's relieved cream in that with the Blue EMU good
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Ladies and gentlemen. Mark Packer all things college football. He
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is the purveyor of Southern Fried football. Let's see what
it's like. Good morning Packed.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
And good morning John Boy. Well we're set. I tell
you this. Every week there's always going to be something
to talk about. Right And even when you think you
got it figured out, I got news for you. You don't,
but we do know who the twelve teams are now
for the college football Playoff. And I'll do this real
quick because there's other stuff to get into. But the
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number one overall seed, as we all figured before the
season started, it's Indiana. John boy, No, we're not talking
Who's we're talking football Indiana. Of course, they surprised everybody
last year, but this year they've been really good at
what they did, knocking off Ohio State and the Big
Ten Champmpionship game, the first outright Big Ten title for
Indiana since nineteen forty five. John boy. Wow, they had
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lost thirty in a row to the Buck guys, but
they knock them off thirteen ten to Indiana's your one seed.
The Buck guys dropped down to two. Georgia, who blew
the breaks off of Alabama, just dominated the tide. They're
the three seat, the four seats Texas Tech. They've gone
out and spent a gazillion dollars in this new name,
image and likeness, and let me tell you something, they're
really good. I don't know a lot of folks haven't
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seen them play, but that's the town of group. So
those four teams are gonna get buys. All right, that's
the deal. Now we get the matchups. This will be
coming up in about almost two weeks, December nineteenth, to
get started. The five seats Oregon. They will host James Madison.
James Madison Group of five. That's it, and they're a
lot of twenty point favorites. The game that nobody wants
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to see unless you're a James Madison fan. Sixth seed
is all missed. They do not have Lane Kiffin. We
know that story from last week. He's now at LSU.
But Ole Miss will take on two Lane Johnny, a
game that actually was played earlier this year in September,
which Old Miss beat to Lane forty five to ten.
That is a game. It's a rematch in the game
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that quite frankly, I don't even want to see. But
that's all we got, all right. The seventh seed will
be Texas A and M. They will take on A Miami.
All the politicking the AC seed did Miami did, we
ought to be in against Notre Dame, all that, all
that have been going on for weeks. Miami gets in.
They will go to A and M. That will be
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an outstanding game. That is a big time that's what
I'm talking about, A and M and Miami College Station
one hundred and five thousand. It will be a great
football game. And then we get, finally the eight seed
Oklahoma taken on the nine seed Alabama Crimpston tidy game
that we saw a couple of weeks ago and which
Oklahoma went into Tuscaloosa and beat Alabama. So little SEC
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matchup in Norman, Oklahoma, but a rematch. So of the
four opening round games, two of them we've already seen.
A and M. And A and M in Miami would
be a great game. And nobody wants to see Oregon
beat living daylights out of jamb But good for jam.
You're for getting there, but may come on. But then
you had all the controversy with the ACC. Duke knocks
off Virginia, they upset them. The Blue Devils with five losses,
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wins the ACC Championship, but do not get in because
the top five automatic highest seed conference champions get a locked.
And that is why you see a team like JMU
get in over Duke. But what that did behind closed doors,
Johnny has got all of a sudden, the conversation became Bama, Miami,
Notre Dame. All right, we got three, we got two spots,
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three really good teams. Notre Dame is, without question, without
a doubt, a playoff team. They're a top ten team.
I don't care if you hate Notre Dame, you can't
deny They're won the ten best teams or twelve best
teams in college football. But they didn't get in. They
get knocked out. They are ticked off, they are po
they're so mad. They're not even going to go to
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a bowl game. They decided to know what it's beneath
us to go to the Pop Tart Bowl. We ought
to be into the We've been in front of Miami
the whole five weeks of the Scots Football Playoff Committee,
and now we don't play. They don't play, and somehow
they jump us. How does that happen? So they're upset.
They're so upset, Johnny that the athletic director Pete Lavakua
went on The Dan Patrick Show on Monday and said
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he is mystified, mystified by the actions of the ACC
to attack their biggest partner in football, meaning us Notre Dame,
and he even said it has now caused permanent damage
to the relationship with the ACC and Notre Dame. Now
where does that go? I have no idea, but I'm
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thinking to myself, Hey, dude, I don't know Pete Bovaqua.
I know everybody in the AEC, but I've never dealt
with Pete. Jerry's a great guy. But the reason the
ACC kept promoting Miami, it's because Miami is a full
member of the league, Notre Dame. I mean, it's one
thing to be a business partner, it's another thing to
be a family member, if you know what I'm saying.
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So I mean, come on, I mean you got to
be crazy to think that. Well, yeah, the ACC is
gonna sit there, go Yeah, Notre Dame should begin as
opposed to one of our conference members.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
So pack right quick. So Notre Dame is an AEC
basketball in the conference, but not football. They're still independent.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
They have twenty four Notre Dame has twenty four sports
that are ACC members. Football is not. When they've always
wanted their independence and I've respected them for that. That's
who they are. So they are an independent when it
comes to football, and they're hockey, and that's why there
is actually college hockey. They're hockey is actually in the
Big Ten. So but everything else, women's basketball, fencing, yeah,
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I mean, you name it is that they are an
ACC member except for football. So here's the AC and
everybody talked about man Miami, Notre Dame. That's going to
come down the final spot. So the ACC has been
promoting home. We're going to take care of one of
our own. We think Miami should be in. I mean, listen,
it's all about money. I say this all the time.
You want to answer the question, you go follow the money.
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You'll run right into it, whether it be at ESPN
or whatever the case may be. That's the way it works.
So Pete Levaqua, though, is stirring the pot. He's going
to have a press conference apparently later this afternoon, so
we'll see what happens if there's any drama between Notre
Dame and the a SEC with all that stuff, and
again there's always something to talk about. But at least
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the field is set. But I will say, you know,
to me, Notre Dame should have been in the tournament.
Miami should have been in the tournament. They are, of course,
if you're going to make a case, I mean, Alabama
is the one and has not looked good down to stretch.
They survived a game against South Carolina. They weren't very
good against Auburn, they lost at home in Oklahoma. They
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were terrible against Georgia in the SEC championship game. But
you know, they've got some quality, one to beat four
ranked teams during the course.
Speaker 9 (20:56):
Of the year.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
But they also have a terrible loss to start the season,
losing by two touchdowns to a Florida State team. So
who knows, Johnny, You know what, we'll take this thing
off December nineteenth as far as the tournament goes. But
Notre Dame is pulled all out. They're not going to
any ball games. They're like, hey, we're taking our ball.
We're going home. It's beneath us to play. And so,
I mean, it's just crazy. There's always something to talk
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about me, always something to talk.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
And you are the man, Pat. We appreciate you so much, buddy.
I knew you'd lay it out there for us. Can't
thank you enough.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
You got it, man. We'll talk to you next week.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
See you next week. Yeah, I thought it'll start this weekend,
so it'll be ten days from today. All right, good,
we got it, all right, y'all. Well, let's play wordy
word one eight hundred Big Show you told free line.
We got a couple of contestants. Play next, Good Lorna,
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it's a big show on the radio. Rode it through
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Click that on air. Contest? Wasn't every wordy word dream
starts with the first word?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Well, let's note I had everybody's head. I buy the bed.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Okay, but birdie bird. That'll Birdie bird. That's made a
contestants await Jordan, my daddy and a son the Sun.
Matt out of Knoxville, Tennessee. Good morning, Matt, Good morning,
John Wring for good Body and your Dad Events in
Why Eyes, Virginia. Good morning, Vince, Good morning, John Boy,
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Good morning. All right, boys, let's tee him up, all right,
Tayter and the daddy, all right, I mean Tayter and Vince,
John Boy and Matt okay co co co. All right, well,
God said what we can do. We got random words, guys,
any words at all could pop up on the old
word tabloid, so we will try to get you to
save them. All right, Vince, you relax, me and Matt
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we'll go for the first thirty seconds. All right, you ready,
Matty sir? All right, here we go, bus, all right,
start the clock now. A dog wags it's till. Yes,
uh huh. The easter blank brings you eggs, the easter.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Bunny.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yes, Chucky blank, where kids go chucky blank?
Speaker 9 (23:53):
You also put this on?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yes, uh huh, Roy Rogers Road a coward, Yes, uh huh.
Give me a piece of that pecon Uh huh, a guy.
Leave it right there, alight. Five on the board. Good work, Matt,
So Tater and Vents for your round one. Are you ready? Vents?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I am ready and go a Geico and iguana.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
They are all what.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
This kind of reptile?
Speaker 9 (24:26):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
This is you put a log on the blank and
burn it a log.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
You have a telephone blank back of the day, a
telephone or draw a blank in the sand.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Do not cross?
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Yes, you wear this an under blank on your on your.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Chest a te blank yesh.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Y'all put a four on the board. It is five
to four. The boy over the dad going into round two.
Speaker 9 (24:59):
Naddy, hang in that daddy.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
All right, Matt, let's see what we can do. Are
you ready?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Okay, all right, okay, turny head. All right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Start the clock.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Now.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Oh I love that cake. I must have the what
you'd follow this to make something food? You have the watch?
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Three hundred in bowling is a blank score?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Perfect score?
Speaker 9 (25:28):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
The color blank. It was a movie with the girls
at Talk and it's a color and it's like blue
and red that mixed together. Maybe I don't know a bruise.
Is this color beautful?
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
All right, good work there, man. We put a three
on the five a total of eight, so Tater and
Vince four will tie, five will win. You're at events,
I'm ready and go.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
All right.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
You cut your steak with one of these now, uh huh?
You light one of these. They're made out of wax.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Candles.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yep, you uh. When it's scary, you go, what did
you just do?
Speaker 6 (26:09):
You?
Speaker 8 (26:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah, if you're not alive, you are.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
And this is milky way's made out of this Hershey
makes this candy, Hershey Chocolate, tore the.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Wind Man, Caddy Beach and Son. Everybody, I don't let
my boy win. Oh no, Matt, we appreciate you, invent
you and your daddy playing with us this morning. Then
uh yeah, you got the prize back. All split it
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up there, Dad, you share with you? Boy?
Speaker 3 (26:47):
All right always always?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Oh right, God, first time caller, John Boy, all right, mate, joy,
good morning, the Big show on the radio. Baby Quez
for John Boy. Let's see what we got here. Mike
Cornwell out of Manassas, Virginia says, like a lot of people,
I'm really gonna miss you all the crocodile stalker BIZU
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getting me laughing so hard at times my sizee hurt is.
That's a hint. How about playing it in the morning. Please,
thank you for all the laughs. Hey, big man, let
me hold one hundred dollars inflation. I got you by
the buddy. Your requests coming up next. Good morning, there's
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a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
In minutes.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Our feature track from the Big Show, Big Box Cadbury.
Please Santa Claus for right now. My corn Well out
of Manassas, Virginia, gets his request right now.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stoker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife, then annoying the crap out
of them. Now here's Steve.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Thank you, love and gooday everyone.
Speaker 14 (28:22):
Steve here today. We're in the Great White North, in
the Arctic Circle. It's about as far north as you
can go, actually the North Pole. And even though it's
freezing here, we are hot on the trail of the
elusive and mysterious Great main Crimson Snouted Arctic Reindeer, or
in Layman's terms, the red nosed reindeer. Long thought to
be just a character of popular folklore, he was recently
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photographed by members of a military reconnaissance team. So now
we're here to see it in person.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
And it won't be easy.
Speaker 14 (28:51):
It's difficult to move around up here because of the
extreme cold. I've really had to bundle up. I look
like a big gortex marshmallow figuring it the windshiel. It's
about sixty degrees below zero here. One good blast of
sub zero wind on my bare flesh and I'd be
frozen solid. Oh look here, I'll flock of little penguins.
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Are they adorable?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Waddling along, all.
Speaker 14 (29:15):
Dressed up in their tiny tuxedos, cute as a button.
But appearances can be deceiving. This isn't just any penguin.
It's the extremely dangerous Arctic scissor bill penguin. It specially
designed bill allows it to crush and chew its frozen food.
Their unique metabolism allows them to digest even the most
bizarre and inedible items, and because food can be so
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scarce up here, they'll eat anything. Let's move in for
a closer look.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Hello, little ones. Well you can see just how sharp
they are, beats are.
Speaker 14 (29:46):
I'll try to feed them some of these chunks of
ice so we can see those little beaks in action.
Speaker 9 (29:50):
Here you go, fellas, look at them go.
Speaker 14 (29:53):
It's absolutely amazing going through that ice like oj with
again suit.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Oh little bicker's got a hold of my glove. You're
gonna let them.
Speaker 14 (30:03):
Go in at and they wanna lose that glove out
of here. I'm a serious strumble. Oh crikey, that little
penguin swallowed.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
That glove hole, And what did I tell you? Look
at what that arctic care is doing to my hand.
Speaker 14 (30:18):
That doesn't look like I'll be doing much waving in
the near future, and I'm always glad to feed a
starving animal, but they don't look like they quite got full,
and I think they've gotten a taste for frozen flesh. Well,
I'm gonna make tracks out of here. Those little whib
footed parahas are absolutely insatiable, thank goodness, and oh very fast,
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I'm gonna need to find shelter here and soon, boness
what like. There's a huge house down in the valley.
Seems to be at a place up here, but it
looks mighty cozy, and I'm not about to look a
gift horse in the mouth. Hold on, there, it is
the rear and the Loocien Rhodolphus lead Derecas, the red
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nosed rein deer. Well, there's nothing tiny about this rain there.
He's bigger than hell. And that nose like a bloomin bacon,
big red and shiny. Well you could even say it glows,
and it really cuts through the darkness. It's just the
thing they have on a blinding snowstorm. Let's move in
for a closer look.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Good day, mate. He's lowering his head.
Speaker 14 (31:25):
And that's a defensive move, probably conditioned to defend himself
from all that teasing about their big red nose with
that huge rack of antlers. I'm sure he can handle himself.
Come here, big guy, let old Steve check out their
big red honker.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Look at him jump around.
Speaker 14 (31:43):
That nose must be incredibly sensitive. Sorry about that, old boy,
Oh tough lock there he goes. Well, at least we've
got a chance. I see him up close and personal,
and there aren't many who can say that. Well, let's
go down to that house and see if we can
warm ourselves. No, wait, he looks like he's slowing down.
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It looks like he's changed his mind. He's coming back
for another visit. Look at him go, moving so fast
it almost looks like he's flying. This cold must be
freezing my brain. Hey, old boy, no hard feelings. Whoa,
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that's a good thing. I'm wearing all this gortex. It
really absorbed the impact. But at least we got to
the house.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Quicker.
Speaker 14 (32:34):
Let's see if anyone's home. Hello, I don't see anyone
in there with that roaring fire. Sure looks inviting, white open.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
We're in luck.
Speaker 14 (32:47):
Let's be courteous and wipe our feet on this fancy
door man. M The Kringles must be a real bunch
of hermits. There's not another house within five hundred miles
of here.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yikes, Oh my wrist dump is starting to thaw. I'll
just tie it off with the scars.
Speaker 9 (33:05):
Here we are live me.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Look at this place.
Speaker 14 (33:09):
Toys everywhere, and plates and plates of goodies and cookies
of all kinds, and seat among the normal sized furnishings
are all manner of little tables and chairs. You know,
I may be mistaken, but I think I know exactly
what's going on here. I've accidentally stumbled onto some sort
of big stolen toy ring man by a fat man
with a white sugar addiction.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I still don't know what all this little furniture is for.
Oh someone's coming, so they call that fat. We needed
longer breaks. That's twenty four to seven stuff? Is it
was that simple? And no, it's west than I thought.
Speaker 14 (33:44):
The point he is the big eyes and no one.
I'm a three feet tall. There are a bunch of aliens.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
This is some sort of area fifty one, Hey, slick
hood of are you? It's amazing they've really learned the language.
I come in peace. That's a cry. It's a spy
from the toy companies. Come on, guys, let's kick it.
Speaker 14 (34:10):
I'll have to come back with the swat team and
a check for the Kringle's front door. It might be
called out here, but at least I'm safe.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
My red nose friend is back.
Speaker 14 (34:22):
And he's brought my eight friends with him, and appears
he's infiltrated a domesticated herd. They've even got name tags.
I could just make out a few names. Let's see
Comment Cupid, Donald Blitzen. And they started to circle me
and they're lowering their heads. That can only mean I
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can't take much more of this. Oh right, Oh, here
comes Big Red.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
He's he big fella. Let's call a truce. Oh criky.
Speaker 14 (35:06):
He's using his big antlers to help me out. Oh thanks, mate,
here's a good boy.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Good boys. Forgot about that nose.
Speaker 14 (35:20):
He's got me hooked on his antlers and he's in
a dead run and he's really flying, really flying. This
is incredible, will thousands of feet above the ground. Maybe
the nose is the key he takes off when I
squeeze it. Maybe it makes him laying too.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
He's shaking his head idly. Hope I can hang on.
Speaker 15 (35:44):
I hate the fourth rule that tall timber. Oh this
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isn't good. I've survived the fool, but my clothes I
torn to shreds. I'm starting to freeze. Oh great, it
comes those black thirsty little I'm god, I gotta make
a run for the Kringle's place.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Where the do you think you're going to?
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Guy?
Speaker 14 (36:28):
The aliens them making stun oballs in my frozen steaety.
The impact of the snowy projects would cosmomma rapidly freezing
body to.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Oh hey, I was wrong, I'm.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Intact married Christmas nature by.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Well, Eat up, little fellers.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Then again next week for another episode of Let's Crocodile Soccer.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Into wall A, good.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Noise, Good morning, big shows on the radio. You hear
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from a loud of you making you John Boy and
Belly Christmas album out of the Big Box. Well this
track keywords will take you to it. Santa Claus at
the Big Show dot Com. Come on, cad Bear, everybody's waiting.
What's taking so long?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
This red suit makes me look fat.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
So you're supposed to look fat, cad Bury your Santa
Claus boy, that stomach padding looks real.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
I'm not wearing the stomach paddings.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
You're right, Cad, Barry, it does make you look fat.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
I'm going home, so hey, at.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Least you're not dressed up like an alf like me
and Billy. Stupid hat, goofy looking pants, funky shoes.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Yes, it's a very becoming outfits.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Uh well, I left that at home. These are my
regular clothes. Perhaps you should come with me, So come on, Barry,
can't dispoint all these kids are killowners, your Santa Claus.
Speaker 14 (38:28):
Oh, sir, I fear I just don't fit the Santa
Claus mold. I don't get on well with children.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
You kidding My kids, Billy's kids, they love you, man,
They love it when you babysit them.
Speaker 14 (38:39):
That's because they torture me. S really unmercifus.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Oh why didn't you ever say anything?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Well, I believe the phrase is I need the gigs. Hey,
mister French, what's a hould up? These nerve racking brats
are turned into a mob.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Here.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Hey, nice fat suit, that's it?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Good night, sir, Going to go.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Billy, Hey, you're not dressed like an elf.
Speaker 14 (39:01):
I already tried down now if you excuse me, sirs,
I'd like to change out of my fat suits.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Oh boy, Johnny, you gotta do something.
Speaker 7 (39:07):
We're about to have a melt down here.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
All right, Cadbury, gonna go, But first I want you
to look at those faces.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Yes, sir, I've seen better heads on boils.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Oh come on, Cadburry, look at him. Remember how you
felt when you were a kid.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
It's too late, sir. My hot strings are untuggable.
Speaker 16 (39:26):
Remember back when you were just a little Cadbury, the excitement,
the anticipation, trying to decide what you wanted for Christmas,
and just waiting for the day you got the chance
to line up to see Santa Claus.
Speaker 14 (39:39):
Yes, I do, indeed, sir. It was the happiest time
of the year. I'll always remember the way my father
would come into my room and say it's time. He'd
put me up on Father Christmas's knee, all the time
holding my hands so I wouldn't be frightened. Oh you
shamed me, sir. I've been such an old scrooge. What
(40:00):
must you and Master William think of me? Then you'll
do it for an extra hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Huh, All right, here's go Evaneezer.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Merry Christmas up. Oh o o, Hello children, well, well,
who's going to be the first? Yes, hello, young man, cut.
Speaker 17 (40:16):
The small talk, jug head? Where have you been making
a sandwich?
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Go easy Cadburry.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah, that's that's Will low It's Ed Lowe's boy.
Speaker 17 (40:25):
Who stuck a corner on your butt, Tinker Bow. I
don't remember asking you what thing?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
No, man, you need to respect your elders.
Speaker 17 (40:33):
Yeah, well respect this. You need to shut up and
write this stuff down. I don't want any of mistakes.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Like last year. What why you impertinent?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Little easy Cadburry.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (40:45):
I like where this is going.
Speaker 17 (40:46):
Oh first, I want to PlayStation two and I don't
want to hear a lot of crap about it being
too hard to funk. You set a clause for Pete's
sake if you can't find one.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Me Qua man stuff right there?
Speaker 17 (41:03):
What's the matter your BRONI am I talking to first?
Maybe you need a secretary?
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Will Will just be patient? Please? Other kids waiting?
Speaker 17 (41:12):
Hey, Peter Pan, why don't you and the last boy
here take a house off my lap? What your stomach's
in the way?
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Dare you tons so fun?
Speaker 17 (41:25):
You're supposed to be writing this stuff down?
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Try to keep up?
Speaker 13 (41:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Santa has just the thing for you, young man, a
shiny leather belt.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Do first, not listening? I don't need a belt, you
do right across your backside?
Speaker 17 (41:45):
Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?
Speaker 14 (41:50):
Santa Clause is bringing you some much needed discipline for Christmas,
and that goes for the rest of you on grateful
little monsters.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Oh dad, no, too late? Here comes Eddie man.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
You are what Sam Hilly is going over here? Are
you the father of this unruly demon spawn? I'll tell
you what I want to know. Where do you get
off whooping my bow? Who are you? Santa? Calcure? Tony
damn soprano? That's what I want to know. Somebody needs
to beat some manners into this middle practice. Why don't
you try that on me?
Speaker 14 (42:22):
Pork John with a lot of that fat suit, you
can give me a try their white load.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
I'm not wearing a fat suit. Come out.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
All right, We're gonna try and stop him. Oh that's
a point, hell you some eggnog.
Speaker 7 (42:40):
Spike, don't Yeah, hey Manny, Christmas jongle.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Merry Christmas, Billy five bucks on the fat guy you're on?
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Don't you run for me? Fancy boy, She's gonna make
it worse when I can't.
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