July 1, 2025 • 37 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Mr. Rhubarb kicks off his summer school edition of Car Pool University - today’s lesson is American History.. - We think there is room for one more judge show on TV - move over Judy - here comes Judge Ike Turner.. - in honor of the upcoming independence Day holiday, will pull out Robert Earl Keen's Fourth of July song.. - Lipless stops by to unload some of his Summertime jokes.. - and we’ll wrap up with details on Tacky Jackie’s big Fourth Of July Sale…
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good Tuesday morning, July the first big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
And you have we got our feature track for a
big sure.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Big box tagging jacket and depends day sound he words,
depends where the hit the big box at the big
show dot com?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Wh wit hit what he wouldn't day?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Where's my younger?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Let's play beat the blade gone it?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I got a jeopardy question for you lest what.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Part of my body can need a kiss? Working on
that one for a while.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Weren't Greg from Booneville, Mississippi?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Greg?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Don't know you? Hey buddy, I kneed you in here.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I'll another guy with me and the right here man dog.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Greg.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well, let's see we can get you two bells before
two buzzers in the big Old Bertie County Peanuts Prize, Pat,
and I'll be happy here, all right, Marchie the American
The American Kennel Club says Border Colligues are the most
intelligent dog breed. Which breed is the dumbest?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
I know?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Rand, you idiot, I don't know that was Brenda Stippy.
He was a Chihuahua. Yes, was that what you.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Were?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I'm sorry, I'm not pushing anywhere direction, so American.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Kennel Club, Border College most intelligent and really what you so?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You know dogs? You foster dogs. I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'm not gonna. I'm saying chihuahua. Okay, I'm sticking with it.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Well, Greg, do you agree or disagree with hihuahua? Disagree? Yeah,
it's Afghan hounds. That surprising.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I'm thinking the long haired hounds.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, okay, I'm trying to picture.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I thought it was a French bulldog.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I tell what mean?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, you're possessive. You're possessive. That's a hoodly, a little
stupid bonded with my wife. I could not even kiss
my wife. So well, that was a mail for Greg.
Good work, Greg, and skid one more.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
All right, Well, Tayer, the Bible is the most shoplifted
book from retail stores in the United States.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Well, which book is the most stolen from American library?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Facebook?
Speaker 7 (03:01):
John Boy, I think The Joy of Sex is probably
the most stolen book from the libraries.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Who embarrassed to check it out it.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Let's see what you're thinking. Let's see what Greg thinks.
Do you agree or disagree with the Joy of Sex?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I'm gonna have to disagree again.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
That was the name.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Griggs, Like, get this idiot out of my way. Let
me get to the price.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Is the Guinness Book of World Records, or at least
according to itself.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
You can steal something they have.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Wow, Greg, good work, Buddy Martin kind of peeing uts
head down the boonbill for you.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You enjoy it? Can I give a shout out? John Bow? Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
This shout out goes to Jennifer and Patty at work.
And I have to say purple rain, purple ring going on.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
We've had meetings about him.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Hey, everybody, Greig's gonna get why Jackie you know what do? Yeah,
it looked like he did. You have a I know
my metaphors. Man, hooray, Hello, I met. I'm saying barbar
(04:28):
rain on the Big Show. Okay you do?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Was right?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Controversion of that twenty birds make your head hold hold.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
H This is the award winning John Boy and Billy
(05:19):
Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Man.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Hellos hot, Oh my life.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
I want to find about.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Man John Boy Billy here, I said.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
You big old hay, no driving, Spencer bashing.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Looking not much Buddy? Was new with you guys?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I finally got a settlement checked from the insurance company
other day. Remember a while back when that bathroom got
on fire.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Oh yeah, now just the bathroom burned up.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yeah, we put it down before it got to the house.
We had better origin. We's out. Oh, gotta checking them
out for twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
WHOA what you go do with all that money?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Well, Devers just started spending it. One dose and brought
us a satellite dish. Said they feared us by the
time we caught up with the video revolution. Yeah, I'mandeavor's
been kindly stuck on that unpaid access road that runs
beside the information soon.
Speaker 9 (06:23):
Yeah, did you get one of those little eighteen in
is direct TV deals?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
No, debor don't believe in them. He found us one
of them grad old Biggins. He says, a bear the better.
There must be twenty thirty foot across which hiding mountain
it outside the living.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Room, wondering how'd that work?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
No, it's a bigot mounting there and turned the trailer over.
Speaker 8 (06:44):
You know.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Fred flintst on that the drawing like the house was
doing a wheelie, so he ended up putting it out
backscas a post in the ground out by there by
the bush.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Car.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Oh yeah, I had to cut down one of the
bushes to do it.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Something satellite TV. So what kind of stuff have you
been watching?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Well, wash your ug glass on, boy, you be nice?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
No, no, that's the only part of you they showed.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
So when you say my bigger ugly, I literally I'm.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
You're sure about playing? And walk back?
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yet? So anyway, now that you've come in a little
bit of money, what else you got playing?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Well, dereber, it's been making noises about buying one of
them there legends.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Car.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh no, what's he saying? He's saying right, So when
you said making noises, yeah, he said.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Well, John boyd does it? How hard can it be?
I said whatever. First of all, he exactly quit his
day job because all these millions he's a raking in
on the legends. God one big dumb no driving idiots
that everybody knows from the radio is.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
More than Yeah. Well, hey, I'm.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
A matter of fact man, and Junior pretty good. Now
it's going up this morning to see a boy's got
one for sale, supposed to be pretty cheap.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
Listen, let me warn your heart, you gotta watch out
when you buy to use Legends car because sometimes guys
that sell them and buy new ones because like they're
all banged up, you know, a little bit rough around
the edges.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
So who you buying it from?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Some feller named Hooper Vence or something like that.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Herb Hoopridge out. Hey, that's a guy who works on
our Legends cards.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
It is.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
Yeah, hold on, say Hans that plan to see that
fella Legends go down to the video hunt and run
a movie instead around here?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
You'd? Yeah, well you tell him I said to come
by his half. No, we're gonna be watching the movie.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
John Boy and.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Philly show me the Monkey.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning, big Showey is
(09:23):
already action.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
willy shriveling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's
episode the Night Shift. As our story opens, a woman
whose car has broken down is taking a short cut
to the nearest gas station through a creepy old cemetery.
Speaker 11 (09:45):
Oh lord, this was not a good idea? Or am
I thinking? Cutting through Freddy Kruger's backyard?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Can I help you?
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Man?
Speaker 8 (09:54):
You still be so bad?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I almost threw mud?
Speaker 11 (09:58):
What are you doing out here this time of night working.
Speaker 12 (10:02):
The real question is what are you doing out here
at this time of night?
Speaker 7 (10:05):
It's crazy, right what am I doing? I was on
my way home from pole dancing class, and wouldn't you
know it, I run out of gas right in front
of the only closed gas station in town.
Speaker 11 (10:16):
Unfortunate, that's an understatement.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
So I had a choice to walk all the way
up and around the four way stop in front of
walleyed Wally's one arm Bandit Imporium.
Speaker 11 (10:23):
You know, the tight that hangs out there.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Scary.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
I didn't think it would be a good idea to
walk past that dressed in my workout clothes. Wise choice,
I could have walked the other way, but I'd have
to go past bleach bond, berry bailbonds, and tattoo removal.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
That's a pretty unsavory.
Speaker 12 (10:37):
Crowd as well, to say the least.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
So my last choice was to.
Speaker 12 (10:41):
Stroll through the boneyard.
Speaker 11 (10:43):
Right, So, which way is the gas station?
Speaker 12 (10:45):
I believe it's straight ahead, and take a left at
the statue that looks like Danny DeVito cradling an armadillo.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Makes my pleasure.
Speaker 11 (10:53):
So tell me, what are you doing out here in
the middle of the night.
Speaker 12 (10:57):
Just making a spelling correction on this headset. They forgot
the e at the end of the last name. That
sort of thing really upsets me.
Speaker 11 (11:05):
I just don't understand why you'd be so upset.
Speaker 12 (11:07):
Well, it's my last name.
Speaker 13 (11:11):
Oh I see, you know I'm a ghost, right, And.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 12 (11:27):
And I'm going to take you to the other side
unless you want to do those top two.
Speaker 10 (11:32):
Butts next time when we'll hear the crusty old nose
spelling grim reapers say, Hey, big man, let.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
You had more than everybody if my Big Show family yours.
Thank you for listening. List news, what sports coming up?
Speaker 6 (11:50):
Hello?
Speaker 10 (11:51):
Listen, Ricky bag sharp Broad You pot lickers are looked at.
A couple other pot liquors noted John Billy and the
Big Show. You know, I just a guest star on
the Playhouse and the official mascot from mister Popular the
Pizza Runt. That's just a tip of the iceberg.
Speaker 14 (12:12):
But this note from John Boy keep it short.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Good morning, there's a big on the radio. Here we
are do you live forks.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Off?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Before? Tell you're gonna take care of right for the
poor No man that has been hot with hot storms?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Man, look at this deal? Did this come from tornadoes?
They can be the weirdest phenomenon ever. These this actual
deal about twisters? Like a tornado swept a toddler out
of his bed, set him down safely fifty feet away
without removing his blankets.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Wow, it's insane.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
How the after a tornado a woman walked in her
front yard to find a sturdy forty foot tree uprooted,
even though the lawn furniture remained exactly where she had
left it.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
How about that so specific? At times?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
A tornado picked up a tie rack with ten ties
neckties attached to it and carried it for forty miles
without removing one tie.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Lord, if I'm meant to wear a tie with a while.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
A couple slept a tornado lifted their cottage, then opped
into a nearby lake. They remembered only a loud bang
before they woke up in deep water.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Their whole house and them in it. Well.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
A tornado scooped up five horses that were hitched to
a rail, then said the whole arrangement down intact, horses
uninjured a quarter mile away.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Wow, I don't think straight up.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
And then like land on their feet attached to the rail,
they had to twist.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
You're putting too much thought into it. That was alright.
Just a couple more.
Speaker 8 (14:33):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
This was in nineteen eighty seven in China, Twelve children
walking home from school were sucked up by a tornado
and safely deposited twelve miles away in sand dunesang Ride.
And then one more after a tornado killed migrating ducks
(14:56):
and a migratory bird refused refuged it rained dead ducks
forty miles away. Oh oh man.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I've heard of raining frogs, but that's usually from water spouts.
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
And then there was your turn when the tornado hit
your house. Penny the hamburger you took? You don't know
where it's at.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
All right, I could be remember my favorite one took
out hamburg out our guys, crazy, Oh, Robert Earl Kenes,
fourth of July too, that's what we got coming up.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Big Show rolls on Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Big Show's on the radio. Robert Earle Keynes, fourth of July.
Fourth on the River in Kerrville, Texas, Louise Hayes Park,
Happening this Friday and tell you what tomorrow. Let's see
where he's gonna be the second he'll be an American
Bank center. Yah, Selena, all right, Selena, Texas right there
(15:55):
and actually Corpus Christy, it's gonna be the center, Selena, Okay.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
On the door her, you just go to Robert Earl
keene k e e and not common you cannot see
on tickets.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Or you could just call him on the telephone. Well
we did that. That's information, I say. Don't worry. I
got it from here. Ah, dude, I'll be ready for
robber right now.
Speaker 15 (16:35):
She's waiting for me. I get on from Oh, but thanks,
just take the same, she sids, after that, guys and
(16:55):
a dog.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
She won't answer what I call her.
Speaker 16 (17:02):
Man on the stands, I smoke cigarettete along.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Mexican kids are.
Speaker 16 (17:17):
I will still it's about the July.
Speaker 17 (17:29):
Fat, It's about.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
The too lies.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
It's supposed to lie.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
She gives me her.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Cheek, but I want to the lift.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Then I don't have the strength to go.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
On the lat side of town.
Speaker 18 (17:58):
Being the dark partner, he gave a giant so long
ago on the stairs A smoke a cigarette along the
(18:19):
Mexican kids Aresan Bowers below.
Speaker 16 (18:29):
It's fun July. It's a steddul about the live.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
M h.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Whatever happen.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
My father jab.
Speaker 16 (19:19):
Tagtees baby walk outside.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
And it's a phone the July.
Speaker 18 (19:35):
Away.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
It's apt to live.
Speaker 10 (19:43):
By.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
We did a foot the live.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Baver.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
We it's about the July.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
We figure all the stuff wonted the lips, gaming the cheek?
(20:21):
Does that have it happen to?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Let's play word the word, y'all, don't think about it
one night, Big show, you told free line.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
We've got a couple of contestants and play next good morning.
(20:56):
It's big show the radio Tuesday morning, July. The first
Jackie Jackie's indeed. Then stay sail and all makes sense.
Words be.
Speaker 6 (21:10):
Again.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
They got on their contest money gang, get the we'll.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Call you Liz that one. Everybody's head about the bad
again the wordy word of the wordy word. Let's meet
the contestants. We got Dean from Phoenix City, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Good morning, Dean, Good morning the morning.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Welcome. And we got Joker from Mobile, Alabama. Joker was up.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Good morning, the morning, the morning.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Then there was you know the joker.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
What this guy's doing them on the radio.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Well, Tayter and Joker right and John Bown Dean, all right,
two round thirty second season, boy's words dealing with kids.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Boy's got kids, but you know this should help?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Then?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
All right, hold on there, Joker, Dean, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (22:09):
Son?
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Just ready to go? Get you said, we're kids, You
got my nerders.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Let's see what we can do here.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Okay, so start the clock now, rich people, hire one
of these to watch your kids.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
It's also a goat. Yeah all right. You put these
on their bottoms so they don't pee on you.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
You walk through this to where the fence. You open
this to get through the fence. Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
A cow will give.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
You got to have an allowance to earn what uh
you get paid? Folding?
Speaker 8 (22:57):
What pose o?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Chore?
Speaker 8 (23:03):
I said?
Speaker 12 (23:03):
What you doing?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
What we did there for on the board, dean, man,
Let's see what Joker and Tader can do here around
one ready Joker?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah ready? Yeah, begging up on that last one.
Speaker 11 (23:15):
Go.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Kids are expensive. It takes a lot of what another
name for a kid? It is like, oh is this
your blank? A?
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Sister has a boy that's her?
Speaker 5 (23:30):
What?
Speaker 17 (23:32):
No, her?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
No, she's his sister. She's his sister. He's her, she's
his sister.
Speaker 9 (23:42):
He is her.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
No, that was a tough one, joker.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
He didn't hear me too.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
On the boards of four to two. Well, let's see
what happens in round two. Okay, okay, Dean, are you ready?
Speaker 8 (24:03):
Son?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Picking up on that last one, go yeah you yeah, brother, Okay,
this is what you put on your little toddler's rump.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Uh Johnson's what after you change it?
Speaker 8 (24:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Oh, they Jesus was a baby. They wrapped him in
blanking clothes in the manger.
Speaker 8 (24:28):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
It's a word that means to wrap up. I guess, yeah,
it means to wrap up. It's like a blankye in
the blank blank? Man?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
What we do?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Both say two on the board. It's six to two. Joker,
you're still alive. Yeah right, so let's see y'all, four
will tie, five will win. Picking up on that last
hard word we're working on and.
Speaker 10 (24:58):
Go ha ha.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
This is where your kids go before kindergarten.
Speaker 15 (25:05):
They go to.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
This is okay, your brother is your kids?
Speaker 16 (25:11):
What? No?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes, hey. Kids love to
do this. They go out, Hey, go outside and blank
the spit that comes out of their mouth. That's called
what it just just.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Droop?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
What?
Speaker 10 (25:36):
What?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
What did you just say? Joker? He said Drew Hey
didn't please let him win? Back?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Man, let's play the honor, says some joker. Did you
really say drool before the buzzer?
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I need Okay, Well, why don't I'll tell you what, Randon,
Why don't you run over Joker's out now mobile play
teat down in Phoenix City. We gonna get another shot
out of buddy. That was a good gay which came
up a little short, of course, you can't.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
You go ahead?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
A belated happy birthday the fred Holding Houses.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
Well okay, and missus and missus high tower.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Nice all right, birthdays? All right, boy, y'all hang on.
Good morning Big shows on the right here by request
some moongo Jeff T. Humphreys out of Lancaster, South Carolina.
Oh and Bud Cook out of Charlotte. I seem to
be on the same wavelengs here. These guys ain't lipless.
(26:47):
Is the best hilarious when you play something with him?
You had me at these guys got Jeff and Bud
coming up next. Good Morning makes Shows on the radio
(27:22):
and something you'd like to hear about this time Monday
through Friday. Hiss up to John Woe Mither Facebook page,
Jim Humberts, Bud Cook, Ego boys, your hero limpless.
Speaker 17 (27:34):
Warning there y'all war horned all you inch ho heyhold
had you and yacky?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
I hear your vvor it.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
I did jack you out?
Speaker 8 (27:45):
You hang on?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
You're gonna love me? You won't worry. I want it.
I think you got it.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
Well out hard time here again as well? Season out
all I wantn't.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
It's hell we are tin hot?
Speaker 6 (27:59):
Doesn't in the summer?
Speaker 13 (28:01):
You know what?
Speaker 6 (28:01):
You don't touch my talk and a reee kind of cools.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
We're all.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
I'm wrong?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
A what load?
Speaker 6 (28:10):
Hey were yoking about summer time?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
But summertime.
Speaker 8 (28:15):
Right?
Speaker 6 (28:16):
The falls begin the balls, let the goo falls be.
Where do sheep saying there's hummer vacation?
Speaker 19 (28:26):
Where does sheep spend their summer vacation in the Bahamas?
Speaker 8 (28:33):
I am why not like that?
Speaker 6 (28:35):
Somewhere cool?
Speaker 8 (28:36):
Cold?
Speaker 6 (28:36):
I can't take a sweater off, can't take their sweater?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Where do sharks go on vacation? Where do sharks.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Finland?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
You know where?
Speaker 6 (28:51):
I had hard works anywhere and won't anywhere?
Speaker 2 (28:56):
What do you get when you called.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
Hun elehunt with?
Speaker 19 (29:00):
What do you get when you cross an elephant with
a fish swimming trunks?
Speaker 6 (29:07):
I had? I don't know what look out when it
was a canon wall in the wood?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Oh there you go?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
All right?
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Okay?
Speaker 17 (29:21):
Who's irish and he's outside all summer long?
Speaker 19 (29:25):
Who's irish and stays outside all summer long? Patty old furniture?
Speaker 17 (29:34):
I had old skin cancer? Lookie skin cancer? What's it
saying to do if you lose your job at the
Hunt factory?
Speaker 19 (29:47):
The best thing to do if you lose your job
at the suntan lotion factory?
Speaker 6 (29:52):
Reapply every thirty minutes. I had take a good hard
look at you like you probably could do.
Speaker 8 (30:04):
Life?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Coach right right?
Speaker 6 (30:06):
Why couldn't the little kid get in to see the
new pirate?
Speaker 19 (30:10):
Could the little kid get in to see the new pirate?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
New pirate? It was rated?
Speaker 13 (30:19):
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
That's it you have?
Speaker 6 (30:22):
I had? It shows who was woody? It shows too
much booty? Why does the woing never take omer?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Right? Cake?
Speaker 19 (30:32):
Why does the mummy mummy never take a summer vacation? Well,
he's scared to unwind?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Got he waited? Why not?
Speaker 6 (30:41):
Because I had caught the day because he's Oh, I
got a bear finish.
Speaker 20 (30:52):
What's the only time you go while it's red and
it's top, when it's hurs green?
Speaker 19 (30:58):
The only time you go it's red and stop when
it turns green when you're eating a watermelon.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
That summer time for I had when you drunk.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
When you're drunk, I said, where this trap? Next time?
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Say what?
Speaker 20 (31:16):
He list saying this is your what he live list?
Y'all have alicious hover, good.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Morning he It is a big Joe and I'll beat
your drags.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Tagging Jaggie's in depends day's sail, keywords depends of the
many words.
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That's what.
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You'll go.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Hello friends, you're old.
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Hell Bert Fern here with a big, big, big announcement.
We're sick and tired of everyone making fun of our
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matter how stupid and a net they are. You've already
celebrated our country's birthday. Now it's time to salute all
the geezers running the show. It's time for a sale
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the matter, Slick can't believe things have sunk faster than
the Titanic. Have you had to sell one of your
kids to buy a take of gas so you can
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where it's time to take those training wheels out of mothballs?
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Is there a granny, a house row, or just a
miserable old bag in your life?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Nothing, Mama, Then you're in luck, Chuck.
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We just got a brand new shipment of pantsuits from
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an o emit a shower curtain, or even that quoted
throw you keep on the chair to catch the cat hair.
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Ye back when you can remember why you open the
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a night, the fast times when the kids in the
pool like to watch the hair on your legs come
back back, back, back back up after rubbing them down.
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Threat skeletons, neon, leisure suits, and college addiction.
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Need new shoes, look no further. Be the first on
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They're almost like crocs, but they're a product of the
federal government had made by skilled craftsmen in the American
pedal system sizes run from Leprechaun to shaquill O'Neal, but
take care.
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Prolonged wearing of crooks can.
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the D rating, but won't admit to yourself that you
probably eat field mice. It's gonna be a pack weekend
with something for everyone, just as long as you're easily please.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Face feeling.
Speaker 10 (35:04):
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like Melanie.
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You'll never have to try to look surprised again.
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a computer Wait, no more handy hunters, reclaimed laptops and
finished collector pipes. Will have his entire inventory on hand
for your perusal. And remember there's always a prize inside.
Speaker 18 (35:39):
Oh No.
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Famous Hebrew author J. K.
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Rowling will be signing her new book Men are from Mars,
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are from Uranus. Be sure to win her a big
prize winning raffle. The main prize is a tank of gas,
a pound of bacon, two gallons of I'll get a
super duper ten.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Pack of toilet tissue. Price value one thousand dollars.
Speaker 10 (36:06):
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Well, you get the idea.
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turn around and drive until you get to the Teddy
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the third exit on the stew he defeats Truman Boulevard.
And when you see Amber Herds selling slightly soiled sheets,
cut a hard left and you're there. Remember ten percent off.
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Don't miss the Big Big Big independs day sale only
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Good Tuesday morning, July the first big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
And you have we got our feature track for a
big sure.
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Big box tagging jacket and depends day sound he words,
depends where the hit the big box at the big
show dot com?
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Wh wit hit what he wouldn't day?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Where's my younger?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Let's play beat the blade gone it?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I got a jeopardy question for you lest what.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Part of my body can need a kiss? Working on
that one for a while.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Weren't Greg from Booneville, Mississippi?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Greg?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Don't know you? Hey buddy, I kneed you in here.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I'll another guy with me and the right here man dog.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Greg.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well, let's see we can get you two bells before
two buzzers in the big Old Bertie County Peanuts Prize, Pat,
and I'll be happy here, all right, Marchie the American
The American Kennel Club says Border Colligues are the most
intelligent dog breed. Which breed is the dumbest?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
I know?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Rand, you idiot, I don't know that was Brenda Stippy.
He was a Chihuahua. Yes, was that what you.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Were?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I'm sorry, I'm not pushing anywhere direction, so American.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Kennel Club, Border College most intelligent and really what you so?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You know dogs? You foster dogs. I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'm not gonna. I'm saying chihuahua. Okay, I'm sticking with it.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Well, Greg, do you agree or disagree with hihuahua? Disagree? Yeah,
it's Afghan hounds. That surprising.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I'm thinking the long haired hounds.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, okay, I'm trying to picture.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I thought it was a French bulldog.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I tell what mean?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, you're possessive. You're possessive. That's a hoodly, a little
stupid bonded with my wife. I could not even kiss
my wife. So well, that was a mail for Greg.
Good work, Greg, and skid one more.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
All right, Well, Tayer, the Bible is the most shoplifted
book from retail stores in the United States.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Well, which book is the most stolen from American library?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Facebook?
Speaker 7 (03:01):
John Boy, I think The Joy of Sex is probably
the most stolen book from the libraries.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Who embarrassed to check it out it.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Let's see what you're thinking. Let's see what Greg thinks.
Do you agree or disagree with the Joy of Sex?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I'm gonna have to disagree again.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
That was the name.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Griggs, Like, get this idiot out of my way. Let
me get to the price.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Is the Guinness Book of World Records, or at least
according to itself.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
You can steal something they have.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Wow, Greg, good work, Buddy Martin kind of peeing uts
head down the boonbill for you.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You enjoy it? Can I give a shout out? John Bow? Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
This shout out goes to Jennifer and Patty at work.
And I have to say purple rain, purple ring going on.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
We've had meetings about him.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Hey, everybody, Greig's gonna get why Jackie you know what do? Yeah,
it looked like he did. You have a I know
my metaphors. Man, hooray, Hello, I met. I'm saying barbar
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rain on the Big Show. Okay you do?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Was right?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Controversion of that twenty birds make your head hold hold.
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Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Man.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Hellos hot, Oh my life.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
I want to find about.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Man John Boy Billy here, I said.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
You big old hay, no driving, Spencer bashing.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Looking not much Buddy? Was new with you guys?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I finally got a settlement checked from the insurance company
other day. Remember a while back when that bathroom got
on fire.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Oh yeah, now just the bathroom burned up.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yeah, we put it down before it got to the house.
We had better origin. We's out. Oh, gotta checking them
out for twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
WHOA what you go do with all that money?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Well, Devers just started spending it. One dose and brought
us a satellite dish. Said they feared us by the
time we caught up with the video revolution. Yeah, I'mandeavor's
been kindly stuck on that unpaid access road that runs
beside the information soon.
Speaker 9 (06:23):
Yeah, did you get one of those little eighteen in
is direct TV deals?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
No, debor don't believe in them. He found us one
of them grad old Biggins. He says, a bear the better.
There must be twenty thirty foot across which hiding mountain
it outside the living.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Room, wondering how'd that work?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
No, it's a bigot mounting there and turned the trailer over.
Speaker 8 (06:44):
You know.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Fred flintst on that the drawing like the house was
doing a wheelie, so he ended up putting it out
backscas a post in the ground out by there by
the bush.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Car.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Oh yeah, I had to cut down one of the
bushes to do it.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Something satellite TV. So what kind of stuff have you
been watching?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Well, wash your ug glass on, boy, you be nice?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
No, no, that's the only part of you they showed.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
So when you say my bigger ugly, I literally I'm.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
You're sure about playing? And walk back?
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yet? So anyway, now that you've come in a little
bit of money, what else you got playing?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Well, dereber, it's been making noises about buying one of
them there legends.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Car.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh no, what's he saying? He's saying right, So when
you said making noises, yeah, he said.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Well, John boyd does it? How hard can it be?
I said whatever. First of all, he exactly quit his
day job because all these millions he's a raking in
on the legends. God one big dumb no driving idiots
that everybody knows from the radio is.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
More than Yeah. Well, hey, I'm.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
A matter of fact man, and Junior pretty good. Now
it's going up this morning to see a boy's got
one for sale, supposed to be pretty cheap.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
Listen, let me warn your heart, you gotta watch out
when you buy to use Legends car because sometimes guys
that sell them and buy new ones because like they're
all banged up, you know, a little bit rough around
the edges.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
So who you buying it from?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Some feller named Hooper Vence or something like that.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Herb Hoopridge out. Hey, that's a guy who works on
our Legends cards.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
It is.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
Yeah, hold on, say Hans that plan to see that
fella Legends go down to the video hunt and run
a movie instead around here?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
You'd? Yeah, well you tell him I said to come
by his half. No, we're gonna be watching the movie.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
John Boy and.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Philly show me the Monkey.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning, big Showey is
(09:23):
already action.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
willy shriveling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's
episode the Night Shift. As our story opens, a woman
whose car has broken down is taking a short cut
to the nearest gas station through a creepy old cemetery.
Speaker 11 (09:45):
Oh lord, this was not a good idea? Or am
I thinking? Cutting through Freddy Kruger's backyard?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Can I help you?
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Man?
Speaker 8 (09:54):
You still be so bad?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I almost threw mud?
Speaker 11 (09:58):
What are you doing out here this time of night working.
Speaker 12 (10:02):
The real question is what are you doing out here
at this time of night?
Speaker 7 (10:05):
It's crazy, right what am I doing? I was on
my way home from pole dancing class, and wouldn't you
know it, I run out of gas right in front
of the only closed gas station in town.
Speaker 11 (10:16):
Unfortunate, that's an understatement.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
So I had a choice to walk all the way
up and around the four way stop in front of
walleyed Wally's one arm Bandit Imporium.
Speaker 11 (10:23):
You know, the tight that hangs out there.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Scary.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
I didn't think it would be a good idea to
walk past that dressed in my workout clothes. Wise choice,
I could have walked the other way, but I'd have
to go past bleach bond, berry bailbonds, and tattoo removal.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
That's a pretty unsavory.
Speaker 12 (10:37):
Crowd as well, to say the least.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
So my last choice was to.
Speaker 12 (10:41):
Stroll through the boneyard.
Speaker 11 (10:43):
Right, So, which way is the gas station?
Speaker 12 (10:45):
I believe it's straight ahead, and take a left at
the statue that looks like Danny DeVito cradling an armadillo.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Makes my pleasure.
Speaker 11 (10:53):
So tell me, what are you doing out here in
the middle of the night.
Speaker 12 (10:57):
Just making a spelling correction on this headset. They forgot
the e at the end of the last name. That
sort of thing really upsets me.
Speaker 11 (11:05):
I just don't understand why you'd be so upset.
Speaker 12 (11:07):
Well, it's my last name.
Speaker 13 (11:11):
Oh I see, you know I'm a ghost, right, And.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 12 (11:27):
And I'm going to take you to the other side
unless you want to do those top two.
Speaker 10 (11:32):
Butts next time when we'll hear the crusty old nose
spelling grim reapers say, Hey, big man, let.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
You had more than everybody if my Big Show family yours.
Thank you for listening. List news, what sports coming up?
Speaker 6 (11:50):
Hello?
Speaker 10 (11:51):
Listen, Ricky bag sharp Broad You pot lickers are looked at.
A couple other pot liquors noted John Billy and the
Big Show. You know, I just a guest star on
the Playhouse and the official mascot from mister Popular the
Pizza Runt. That's just a tip of the iceberg.
Speaker 14 (12:12):
But this note from John Boy keep it short.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Good morning, there's a big on the radio. Here we
are do you live forks.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Off?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Before? Tell you're gonna take care of right for the
poor No man that has been hot with hot storms?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Man, look at this deal? Did this come from tornadoes?
They can be the weirdest phenomenon ever. These this actual
deal about twisters? Like a tornado swept a toddler out
of his bed, set him down safely fifty feet away
without removing his blankets.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Wow, it's insane.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
How the after a tornado a woman walked in her
front yard to find a sturdy forty foot tree uprooted,
even though the lawn furniture remained exactly where she had
left it.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
How about that so specific? At times?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
A tornado picked up a tie rack with ten ties
neckties attached to it and carried it for forty miles
without removing one tie.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Lord, if I'm meant to wear a tie with a while.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
A couple slept a tornado lifted their cottage, then opped
into a nearby lake. They remembered only a loud bang
before they woke up in deep water.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Their whole house and them in it. Well.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
A tornado scooped up five horses that were hitched to
a rail, then said the whole arrangement down intact, horses
uninjured a quarter mile away.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Wow, I don't think straight up.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
And then like land on their feet attached to the rail,
they had to twist.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
You're putting too much thought into it. That was alright.
Just a couple more.
Speaker 8 (14:33):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
This was in nineteen eighty seven in China, Twelve children
walking home from school were sucked up by a tornado
and safely deposited twelve miles away in sand dunesang Ride.
And then one more after a tornado killed migrating ducks
(14:56):
and a migratory bird refused refuged it rained dead ducks
forty miles away. Oh oh man.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I've heard of raining frogs, but that's usually from water spouts.
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
And then there was your turn when the tornado hit
your house. Penny the hamburger you took? You don't know
where it's at.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
All right, I could be remember my favorite one took
out hamburg out our guys, crazy, Oh, Robert Earl Kenes,
fourth of July too, that's what we got coming up.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Big Show rolls on Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Big Show's on the radio. Robert Earle Keynes, fourth of July.
Fourth on the River in Kerrville, Texas, Louise Hayes Park,
Happening this Friday and tell you what tomorrow. Let's see
where he's gonna be the second he'll be an American
Bank center. Yah, Selena, all right, Selena, Texas right there
(15:55):
and actually Corpus Christy, it's gonna be the center, Selena, Okay.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
On the door her, you just go to Robert Earl
keene k e e and not common you cannot see
on tickets.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Or you could just call him on the telephone. Well
we did that. That's information, I say. Don't worry. I
got it from here. Ah, dude, I'll be ready for
robber right now.
Speaker 15 (16:35):
She's waiting for me. I get on from Oh, but thanks,
just take the same, she sids, after that, guys and
(16:55):
a dog.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
She won't answer what I call her.
Speaker 16 (17:02):
Man on the stands, I smoke cigarettete along.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Mexican kids are.
Speaker 16 (17:17):
I will still it's about the July.
Speaker 17 (17:29):
Fat, It's about.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
The too lies.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
It's supposed to lie.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
She gives me her.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Cheek, but I want to the lift.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Then I don't have the strength to go.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
On the lat side of town.
Speaker 18 (17:58):
Being the dark partner, he gave a giant so long
ago on the stairs A smoke a cigarette along the
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Mexican kids Aresan Bowers below.
Speaker 16 (18:29):
It's fun July. It's a steddul about the live.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
M h.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Whatever happen.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
My father jab.
Speaker 16 (19:19):
Tagtees baby walk outside.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
And it's a phone the July.
Speaker 18 (19:35):
Away.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
It's apt to live.
Speaker 10 (19:43):
By.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
We did a foot the live.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Baver.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
We it's about the July.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
We figure all the stuff wonted the lips, gaming the cheek?
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Does that have it happen to?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Let's play word the word, y'all, don't think about it
one night, Big show, you told free line.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
We've got a couple of contestants and play next good morning.
(20:56):
It's big show the radio Tuesday morning, July. The first
Jackie Jackie's indeed. Then stay sail and all makes sense.
Words be.
Speaker 6 (21:10):
Again.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
They got on their contest money gang, get the we'll.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Call you Liz that one. Everybody's head about the bad
again the wordy word of the wordy word. Let's meet
the contestants. We got Dean from Phoenix City, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Good morning, Dean, Good morning the morning.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Welcome. And we got Joker from Mobile, Alabama. Joker was up.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Good morning, the morning, the morning.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Then there was you know the joker.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
What this guy's doing them on the radio.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Well, Tayter and Joker right and John Bown Dean, all right,
two round thirty second season, boy's words dealing with kids.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Boy's got kids, but you know this should help?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Then?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
All right, hold on there, Joker, Dean, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (22:09):
Son?
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Just ready to go? Get you said, we're kids, You
got my nerders.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Let's see what we can do here.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Okay, so start the clock now, rich people, hire one
of these to watch your kids.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
It's also a goat. Yeah all right. You put these
on their bottoms so they don't pee on you.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
You walk through this to where the fence. You open
this to get through the fence. Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
A cow will give.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
You got to have an allowance to earn what uh
you get paid? Folding?
Speaker 8 (22:57):
What pose o?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Chore?
Speaker 8 (23:03):
I said?
Speaker 12 (23:03):
What you doing?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
What we did there for on the board, dean, man,
Let's see what Joker and Tader can do here around
one ready Joker?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah ready? Yeah, begging up on that last one.
Speaker 11 (23:15):
Go.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Kids are expensive. It takes a lot of what another
name for a kid? It is like, oh is this
your blank? A?
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Sister has a boy that's her?
Speaker 5 (23:30):
What?
Speaker 17 (23:32):
No, her?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
No, she's his sister. She's his sister. He's her, she's
his sister.
Speaker 9 (23:42):
He is her.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
No, that was a tough one, joker.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
He didn't hear me too.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
On the boards of four to two. Well, let's see
what happens in round two. Okay, okay, Dean, are you ready?
Speaker 8 (24:03):
Son?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Picking up on that last one, go yeah you yeah, brother, Okay,
this is what you put on your little toddler's rump.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Uh Johnson's what after you change it?
Speaker 8 (24:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Oh, they Jesus was a baby. They wrapped him in
blanking clothes in the manger.
Speaker 8 (24:28):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
It's a word that means to wrap up. I guess, yeah,
it means to wrap up. It's like a blankye in
the blank blank? Man?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
What we do?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Both say two on the board. It's six to two. Joker,
you're still alive. Yeah right, so let's see y'all, four
will tie, five will win. Picking up on that last
hard word we're working on and.
Speaker 10 (24:58):
Go ha ha.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
This is where your kids go before kindergarten.
Speaker 15 (25:05):
They go to.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
This is okay, your brother is your kids?
Speaker 16 (25:11):
What? No?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes, hey. Kids love to
do this. They go out, Hey, go outside and blank
the spit that comes out of their mouth. That's called
what it just just.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Droop?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
What?
Speaker 10 (25:36):
What?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
What did you just say? Joker? He said Drew Hey
didn't please let him win? Back?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Man, let's play the honor, says some joker. Did you
really say drool before the buzzer?
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I need Okay, Well, why don't I'll tell you what, Randon,
Why don't you run over Joker's out now mobile play
teat down in Phoenix City. We gonna get another shot
out of buddy. That was a good gay which came
up a little short, of course, you can't.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
You go ahead?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
A belated happy birthday the fred Holding Houses.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
Well okay, and missus and missus high tower.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Nice all right, birthdays? All right, boy, y'all hang on.
Good morning Big shows on the right here by request
some moongo Jeff T. Humphreys out of Lancaster, South Carolina.
Oh and Bud Cook out of Charlotte. I seem to
be on the same wavelengs here. These guys ain't lipless.
(26:47):
Is the best hilarious when you play something with him?
You had me at these guys got Jeff and Bud
coming up next. Good Morning makes Shows on the radio
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Speaker 17 (27:34):
Warning there y'all war horned all you inch ho heyhold
had you and yacky?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
I hear your vvor it.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
I did jack you out?
Speaker 8 (27:45):
You hang on?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
You're gonna love me? You won't worry. I want it.
I think you got it.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
Well out hard time here again as well? Season out
all I wantn't.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
It's hell we are tin hot?
Speaker 6 (27:59):
Doesn't in the summer?
Speaker 13 (28:01):
You know what?
Speaker 6 (28:01):
You don't touch my talk and a reee kind of cools.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
We're all.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
I'm wrong?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
A what load?
Speaker 6 (28:10):
Hey were yoking about summer time?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
But summertime.
Speaker 8 (28:15):
Right?
Speaker 6 (28:16):
The falls begin the balls, let the goo falls be.
Where do sheep saying there's hummer vacation?
Speaker 19 (28:26):
Where does sheep spend their summer vacation in the Bahamas?
Speaker 8 (28:33):
I am why not like that?
Speaker 6 (28:35):
Somewhere cool?
Speaker 8 (28:36):
Cold?
Speaker 6 (28:36):
I can't take a sweater off, can't take their sweater?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Where do sharks go on vacation? Where do sharks.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Finland?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
You know where?
Speaker 6 (28:51):
I had hard works anywhere and won't anywhere?
Speaker 2 (28:56):
What do you get when you called.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
Hun elehunt with?
Speaker 19 (29:00):
What do you get when you cross an elephant with
a fish swimming trunks?
Speaker 6 (29:07):
I had? I don't know what look out when it
was a canon wall in the wood?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Oh there you go?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
All right?
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Okay?
Speaker 17 (29:21):
Who's irish and he's outside all summer long?
Speaker 19 (29:25):
Who's irish and stays outside all summer long? Patty old furniture?
Speaker 17 (29:34):
I had old skin cancer? Lookie skin cancer? What's it
saying to do if you lose your job at the
Hunt factory?
Speaker 19 (29:47):
The best thing to do if you lose your job
at the suntan lotion factory?
Speaker 6 (29:52):
Reapply every thirty minutes. I had take a good hard
look at you like you probably could do.
Speaker 8 (30:04):
Life?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Coach right right?
Speaker 6 (30:06):
Why couldn't the little kid get in to see the
new pirate?
Speaker 19 (30:10):
Could the little kid get in to see the new pirate?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
New pirate? It was rated?
Speaker 13 (30:19):
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
That's it you have?
Speaker 6 (30:22):
I had? It shows who was woody? It shows too
much booty? Why does the woing never take omer?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Right? Cake?
Speaker 19 (30:32):
Why does the mummy mummy never take a summer vacation? Well,
he's scared to unwind?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Got he waited? Why not?
Speaker 6 (30:41):
Because I had caught the day because he's Oh, I
got a bear finish.
Speaker 20 (30:52):
What's the only time you go while it's red and
it's top, when it's hurs green?
Speaker 19 (30:58):
The only time you go it's red and stop when
it turns green when you're eating a watermelon.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
That summer time for I had when you drunk.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
When you're drunk, I said, where this trap? Next time?
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Say what?
Speaker 20 (31:16):
He list saying this is your what he live list?
Y'all have alicious hover, good.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Morning he It is a big Joe and I'll beat
your drags.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Tagging Jaggie's in depends day's sail, keywords depends of the
many words.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
That's what.
Speaker 8 (32:02):
You'll go.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Hello friends, you're old.
Speaker 10 (32:05):
Hell Bert Fern here with a big, big, big announcement.
We're sick and tired of everyone making fun of our
leaders in Washington. We need to respect our elders, no
matter how stupid and a net they are. You've already
celebrated our country's birthday. Now it's time to salute all
the geezers running the show. It's time for a sale
(32:27):
like no other. The tacky Jackies independs day sale. What's
the matter, Slick can't believe things have sunk faster than
the Titanic. Have you had to sell one of your
kids to buy a take of gas so you can
go to the races? Have you finally reached an age
(32:48):
where it's time to take those training wheels out of mothballs?
Is that what has your thong on wrong, Bubby? Well,
shake off those blues and peep this news. You'll save
a bundle on threads to make you the best dressed
mooch at the soup kitchen right here at Tacky Jackies.
(33:08):
Is there a granny, a house row, or just a
miserable old bag in your life?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Nothing, Mama, Then you're in luck, Chuck.
Speaker 10 (33:18):
We just got a brand new shipment of pantsuits from
Thrillery Clothiers and bit Bleaching Emporium. You can look like
an o emit a shower curtain, or even that quoted
throw you keep on the chair to catch the cat hair.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
We've got everything you need right here at Taki.
Speaker 10 (33:31):
Jackie's Clothes for hose ye for me, And we haven't
forgotten about you fellas looking.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
To reclaim your glory days.
Speaker 10 (33:40):
Ye back when you can remember why you open the
refrigerator when you only got up to pea three times
a night, the fast times when the kids in the
pool like to watch the hair on your legs come
back back, back, back back up after rubbing them down.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Then we've got just the thing.
Speaker 10 (33:54):
Threat skeletons, neon, leisure suits, and college addiction.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
They'll be here to pip.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Your hide all week.
Speaker 10 (34:00):
Get long rear flap optional. Tacky Jackies doesn't just follow
the trends, they set them.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Need new shoes, look no further. Be the first on
your block to sport a pair of crooks.
Speaker 10 (34:14):
They're almost like crocs, but they're a product of the
federal government had made by skilled craftsmen in the American
pedal system sizes run from Leprechaun to shaquill O'Neal, but
take care.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Prolonged wearing of crooks can.
Speaker 10 (34:26):
Cause fever, neuralgia, plari see tantrums, stiperash ill, temper, impairment
of maskills, slurring, muttering, mini golf, puttering, aches, pain stains,
foggy brains, delusions of grandeur, delusions of adequacy, delusions of confidence, sneezing, wheezing,
cut the cheesing, blinking, stinking, trouble thinking, chicken pox, turkey pox,
monkey pox, funky pots and that feeling you'll get from
eating too much child made at the Chinese place with
(34:48):
the D rating, but won't admit to yourself that you
probably eat field mice. It's gonna be a pack weekend
with something for everyone, just as long as you're easily please.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Face feeling.
Speaker 10 (35:04):
Saggie is a pisioner's boxer shorts to your cheeks droop
like Melanie.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Griffith's pooty Well.
Speaker 10 (35:09):
This weekend only Crazy Nancy's Mobile Botox Clinic, Debt, your
repair and duy photo refinishing will be on hand.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
You'll never have to try to look surprised again.
Speaker 10 (35:25):
Been buying your time winning for a great deal in
a computer Wait, no more handy hunters, reclaimed laptops and
finished collector pipes. Will have his entire inventory on hand
for your perusal. And remember there's always a prize inside.
Speaker 18 (35:39):
Oh No.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Famous Hebrew author J. K.
Speaker 10 (35:44):
Rowling will be signing her new book Men are from Mars,
Women are from Venus, and the other fifty seven genders
are from Uranus. Be sure to win her a big
prize winning raffle. The main prize is a tank of gas,
a pound of bacon, two gallons of I'll get a
super duper ten.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Pack of toilet tissue. Price value one thousand dollars.
Speaker 10 (36:06):
No wait, fifteen hundred dollars, no weight two thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Well, you get the idea.
Speaker 10 (36:14):
Take the Richard Nixon Roundabout to the Justin Trudeau dead End,
turn around and drive until you get to the Teddy
Kennedy toll booth and waiting pool. Deposit fifty dollars. Take
the third exit on the stew he defeats Truman Boulevard.
And when you see Amber Herds selling slightly soiled sheets,
cut a hard left and you're there. Remember ten percent off.
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Don't miss the Big Big Big independs day sale only
at Tacky Jackie's Clothes for Hose.
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you there.
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