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October 9, 2024 39 mins

Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we announce the first of five finalists in the running for that custom Big Show Motorcycle from Law Tigers.. - Tater stands and delivers a new edition of Tatertainment News and What to Watch.. - Cadbury takes John Boy to the Renaissance Festival.. - Mark Packer recaps the upside down week in college football.. - Oliver is planning a divorce.. - and we’ll wrap up with Mad Max on Pumpkin Spice..

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That morning. Every boy, you got a big show on
the radio, right, big showing radio.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Right.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Ah, let's take any newsletter sports.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
This is Spanky from the Yellow Rose. You're listening to
the greatest morning show and recorded history of broadcast radio,
John Boy and Billy Big Show.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
How big is it?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Bigger than my head? And that's big.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
There?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, o b I read it, and I pay that
tabby a seat, dead beat, got a doodle doo.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Up and at them. It is Tuesday October though it's not.
It is Wednesday October to nine. Well that was left
over from yesterday. You know, if you put anything in
front of me, I'll read it. I've seen that Wednesday
October to ninth. All right, we got it up there, good,
We're ready to go. It's national bring your teddy Bear
to work or school guys shut out. I want you

(01:29):
to read a certain age. You should not take your
teddy bear to school with you. You will get beat up.
I think they call it school age. So it's a
really good idea. It's also National Stop Bullying Day, so
make up you mind, right if you want to give
them some opportunities for guys take their teddy bears to school.

(01:50):
Some time not to be bullied. I'm not really asking
for it will be tough. Oh right, rom On, it's
National Emergency Room Nurses Day. Wanting to give a shout
out to the her nurses. Y'all are unbelievable. Got the
work you do, skipping stuff over some blue cheese day

(02:13):
And I don't know what a pro life cupcake day is,
that's what it is. And a National Curves Day. So
we're celebrating Curves today.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Cake.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
You get a first prize pack out and get the
winning beginning. Get you ready for outbursts at least here.
All right, we're wake Big Show's on the radio. Good morning,
got a Big Show on the radio. We're gonna get
you ready for outburst. Ride here, take t tell them
what they can win, Tell them what.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
They can win. You will believe what you can win.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
You're looking for.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
You can win a hat, a T shirt, Tumblr, and
a twenty five dollars gas card from Low Tigers.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Voterscycle Lawyer's the ride.

Speaker 7 (03:00):
Plus you're registered to win that one of a kind
Big Show motorcycle from Long Tiger's Custom built by Rick
Bray of RKB Customs. Look for that link at the
Big Show dot com to register to win.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Hag you very much welcome. Let's do the three days
in history to get those categories. Eighteen fifty eight, the
first mail service by stage coach between San Fran and
Saint Louis began twenty three days four hours to make
their trip. A young Terry Hanson and his hop alone
cassidy outfit.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Oh yeah, my, yo, Yo, that's right?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Will you always forget about the Latino guys that would
and do yo Yo's Enhanson School in Saint Louis?

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Right?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Did you ever find out why were they selling them?

Speaker 8 (03:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Duncan Donuts paid these guys. Don't Donuts. Yeah, you're right,
Duncan yo Yo's paid them to Ok, I got people, Look, Yo,
it was fun. There's a bunch of Latinos.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
I think there were Filipinos.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yes, Filipinos is what they were. Were they legal?

Speaker 6 (04:09):
I'm sure?

Speaker 9 (04:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
They just had skills, probably because you know what I mean. Now,
since you you know everybody letting them all in, what
about must get have them? Yo?

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Get me look at.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Do something? But I just take our tax money? How
about that? Here's an ATM card by yo, Yo. Let
us look at you yep, don't look up yet, Okay,
I'm doing okay, now move up to nineteen Hey Hanson,
oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yesterday it was Handson's fault.
He was telling us how great Ted Turner is. Well,

(04:42):
you know he was a handsOn. All right, let's see here.
Where are we? Where are we? Don't get me off track.
Nineteen forty six, Americans were introduced to electric blankets for
the first time. The electrified cover sold for about forty bucks.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
Gone, We're the hot spot in your bed, all right.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Twenty eleven, former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney married American Harris
Nancy Chevelle with a small ceremony in London. The couple
invited friends and family to attend the wedding and reception.
The marriage is McCartney's third. So was Linda like second? No,
she must have been first.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
Second, I will look it up for you.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Was Linda passed away? And then so he married?

Speaker 8 (05:30):
I know this girl.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Okay, Well it looks like our three categories. Let's do it.
One eight hundred big show you told free line, we
play out birds. Next, Good morning, it's a big showing

(06:04):
a radio. We're only to your home day, Wednesday, October ninth,
Today's feature track from The Big Show, Big Box Pumpkin Spice.
Week continues with Mad Marx. See how he comes down
on pumpkin spice. The keyword will be but that should
be a hit. Over ten thousand tracts choose from and

(06:26):
the Big Box, brought to you by the Bank of
America Rover four hundred. This Sunday, Sharlo.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Motor Speed Wade.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Wen't careful out there now where Uppers. Let's play Uppers.
It's the game that anyone can win.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Shoon boys and Billy give the prizes from the Big Prize.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Be Let's go.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
He contested number one. This should really be a lot
of funds in your playing Uppers.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Have a very up and game time you love.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
The best time you have a big shots.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Let's say, hey, the David.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
From Raleigh where Varney goes to party. Don't Carolina your
jobs over this way morning, heyd good morning. Jump on
in here, buddy. How are you doing. I'm doing all right?

(07:29):
I hope you are.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Oh wow?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
What all right? We'll let's get you to these three categories.
David gets you a big old longe Tiger's prize back
name and a half of that Big Show custom motorcycle.
All right, I'm right five seconds. Five seconds okay, you
can give us three things you send through the mail,
ready to go, bills, Christmas cards and a ride not

(08:00):
the buzzard. Okay, David, there we go. Five seconds. Three.
Condrey toughening up on the clock this week. No, we're ready. Okay.
There are three kinds of blankets ready go electric astan
a fleet all right? Four? And for the win, three

(08:22):
things you see at Paul McCartney's wedding or reception ready go.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
A bride, a groom and a future ex mother in law.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
It watch two other three r's. So Taylor did the research.
So what about old Paul's bride fall?

Speaker 7 (08:44):
According to the Wikipedia, Lynda McCartney was his first from
nineteen sixty nine to ninety eight, then Heather Mills was
from two thousand and two to two thousand and eight,
and Miss Nancy Chevelle he buried in twenty eleven.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Which one of them only had one leg.

Speaker 6 (08:59):
That was the model activist Heather Mills.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oh yeah, that's when he met.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
She was a waitress at I hop right, and David,
you've got to big on long Tiger's prize pack.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Head over to Raleigh for congratulations.

Speaker 10 (09:17):
Hey, great, great first time calling. Thanks a lot, guys.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh right, boy, shout out to the people in the mountains.
Had the boy David, thank you man. Hang on bottom
of the hour or tomb of your news. It was
about twenty minutes away and somebody desperate enough to act
like been married thirty six years. Good morning, and that's

(10:15):
a big show on the radio. Yesterday we had Jody Yoder,
head of Samaritan's Purse US disaster relief teams, up in
western North Carolina where they live. Man, they're out of boone,
North Carolina. Of course we hit all around my sister
in law the boon. They just got power back. Like
it was like I'm on a week later.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
After that, wow, like that.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
So it was like Thursday last tomorrow is like the
we I'm trying. I can't get time in my head. Man,
everything's that's running together. I don't do this together. Yes,
I got information here. It was important. I got this
written down. Samaritan's Purse is responding to help families and
homeowners devastated by the unprecedented damage and flooding from Hurricane Helen.

(11:03):
They're in the ground right now on the ground in Florida, Georgia,
North Carolina and Tennessee High Country. As you know, families
are struggling. Volunteers are needed immediately. If you would like
to volunteer, go to sp for Samaritans Purse, SP volunteer
dot org. Capital sp I don't know how to say

(11:27):
these capital v on the volunteer now. You don't have
to capitalize on web address now, okay, So SP volunteer
dot rgre okay, and this is right there. We got
to set up the link to the Big Show dot
com as well, because we've got friends and family. It's
gonna be a long time. Y'all is going is going

(11:47):
through it? Man, pretty bad, pretty bad? Okay. So thanks
to Samaritans Purse. Keep them in your thoughts and prayers.

(12:20):
Good morning, baby shows on the radio. Here we go,
it's time to axe.

Speaker 9 (12:27):
Oh yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yeah
yeah yep yo yo yo yeah yo yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (12:36):
Patrick sends his creepings and salivations but uh he and
two and his new skagginator is peyton as new crib
today and uh, if you're listening, keep it on the
wall and not on y'all. You did welcome to Axe,
the place to go all the five wine wine you need?

Speaker 4 (12:56):
All you are who you call uh.

Speaker 9 (12:59):
Intro's Personal relationship, dig this, Dear, I had been married
for thirty.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Six years and found a girlfriend.

Speaker 9 (13:10):
Own a house and fifteen acres of land. My girlfriend
live in a trailer. Should I divorce my wife and
lose everything? Or move in with my girlfriend? She has
a tattoo on her arm with my name on it,
but then read enhing it reads Jerry's little squaw.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
We think we are Indian? Signed Chief, Jerry, dear Chief,
Are you Indian?

Speaker 3 (13:42):
All right?

Speaker 4 (13:43):
You big chief moron and little running hord of ja
jam dry.

Speaker 9 (13:50):
Like my granddaddy used to say, white folk, lordy lord.
Well it sounds like you got to I just in time,
my brother, And if you was here, i'd pie you
out something sense into that big fat hand of yos,
like make you go toro all I Now, I don't

(14:13):
give a flying high five jibe what you do with
y'all what you call squaws, But don't even think about
giving up your traveler state, my brother, man that you
got no sense of history. The last thing a real
in there would do give up his land or something
bird dog hoots you from some come.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Get some tried see see see see see see.

Speaker 9 (14:34):
Now women's come and women's goals. But like a damn
my sense in that movie, y'all love so much your brother?
Where y'all going later?

Speaker 4 (14:45):
A man without land ain't no kind of man. Let
me preach on.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
No, no, no, no no.

Speaker 9 (14:51):
Now, remember, Jerry, you work long and hard for your constant,
the chief. You're really gonna throw it all away for
some dirty old single whyding the crazy old girlfriend thinks
she's Pokehontas. Ain't no sense in you giving away everything.
I mean, you don't ran think she's only been smoking
your peace pope?

Speaker 8 (15:12):
Does it?

Speaker 7 (15:13):
Now?

Speaker 9 (15:13):
Wouldn't it just be smarter to keep the current missus
Chief Jered happy and just to tippittoe over and visit
the neighboring tribes tepe from.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Time to time.

Speaker 9 (15:24):
Now I get hipped to the facts that you get
bored with your current situation. I mean, thirty six years,
thirty six year, I can it's a hard time saying
I love you baby after thirty six minutes.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Let me answer you this.

Speaker 9 (15:39):
You still driving the same car for the last thirty
six years. You still wearing the same shoes for thirty
six years. Does you still use high karate after thirty
six years?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Now?

Speaker 9 (15:49):
If you answered yes to the last one, to let
me know, because I've been out of stocks in seventy six.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
But my regret.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Now, let's it.

Speaker 9 (15:56):
Just take Chief mcdaddy's advice and stay on your reserme
or you wind up with a bunch of little old
pappooses is running around. Just tell you a little squad
desire that you're afraid all this new loving mine. Give
you some sort of scullular annualism and your head Max bloke.
And if she don't buy that, just aim her towards

(16:16):
a curb and bury your size twelve moccasin.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Right in the crack a little wigwamp That's what I
called wamp them.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
This is peace out.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
If you got problems, right to ask Ike. Big Show
video box one nine one one Charlotte didn't see two
eight two one nine. Email anybody but me at the
Big Show dot com. Good morning, The Big Show is
on the radio. Hang over your local news, weather, sports.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
This is Royal.

Speaker 9 (16:52):
That is the King veto, slayer of the visical stroyer
of the mungle.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
And aggravator of the Ottoman Empire.

Speaker 9 (17:02):
All listening to my two royal jestners, those gap toothed barbarians,
John Boy and Billyard.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
You old big show.

Speaker 9 (17:12):
A rise a loyd of beef, A rise Duke of Ellington,
A rise water of ten, essence of marp.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Milk of Vagnisia.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah my, there's a big show on the radio. John
Boys wonderful thing give away number one hundred and twenty.
Need some background music for your life? Well, if these
soundtrack from Lonesome Dove would do it, you are in luck.
This is the soundtrack feature music from the nineteen eighty
nine TV miniseries Best Western Miniseries Ever, by the way. Okay,

(18:23):
Lonesome Dove on compact disc, the latest.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Okay, let's give me.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
But your name of the hat at the Big Show
dot Com. We'll give it away. We're gonning going to
find it hour the Friday broadcast. All right, e A
make show runs on Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Coming up. We played John boyd Jeopardy for one hundred
and twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products made

(18:52):
in the USA. Hangover that, but first, y'all, if you've
registered or if you want a prize pack and got
your name and a hat for that custom Big Show
bike from Law Tigers. Listen up, they have drawn the
first of five finalists. That's what we're gonna do. We're
gonna draw five finalists, one a week until we get

(19:13):
that winner to let you know. All right, so finalists
number one is out of Warner Robbins, Georgia. Dwayne Rhymer
shod work Dwayne. Congratulations, you now have a one in
five chance to win that one of a con Big

(19:34):
Show motorcycle from Law Tigers, custom built by Rick Bray
of RKB Customs. Everybody else you still haven't told November
one to get registered. Look for the leak of the
Big Show dot com the right to Big Show Bike
dot Com. Draw another finalist next week. All right, before

(19:54):
we play, let's get some Tater Tayman news. Here's that girl,
marsaid Tater more.

Speaker 7 (20:00):
I appreciate that. Hey, the oscars are around the corner.
Well okay, yeah, so, and they are searching for a
host replaced Jimmy Kimmel because Jimmy has begged off as
being the host of the awards ceremony.

Speaker 6 (20:13):
Next year's show could have co hosts Hugh Jackman and
Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 7 (20:18):
Yes, they are at the top of their list of
who they would like to host the show. Their chemistry
has been on display as they promoted Deadpool Wolverine, which
became the summer's biggest box office blockbuster. If you worked
under a rock, you saw them everywhere. They filled in
for Kimmel as a duo. They did so much press junken.

(20:41):
They just were everywhere, and they do.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
I wish you could have interviewed them, right, I.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
Would like Ryan to say I seemed like a nice person.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Well, you might get a chance to say it to
him in person, because they the rumor is he's moving
to our home city.

Speaker 6 (21:01):
Yeah, they were spotted house hunting a month or so.
He and his wife.

Speaker 7 (21:11):
Need to get a bungalow. So Hugh Jackman has hosting experience.
He hosted the Tony Awards. Hey's a singer and a dancer.

Speaker 6 (21:21):
He's very good.

Speaker 7 (21:23):
And Ryan Reynolds, well, I just think that he shines
at whatever he can just ad lib damn right.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
All right, we have a fan in the road. So, uh,
news from across.

Speaker 7 (21:32):
The ponds, Well, actually I don't, I just mean across
the country. Because they live here now, Megan and Megan
and Harry.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
I'll get to it. I'll get to I don't know
how those people like build up suspense.

Speaker 7 (21:42):
So the British tabloids are fueling rumors that the marriage
of Prince HARRYT Megan Markle has hit the skids. According
to Radar Online, he's been doing a lot of traveling
by himself and doing a lot of charity work, uh
without her, and sources have been telling the tabloids they're
doing a trial separation.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Oh boy, Jackie, what was saying, don't get what they
look like somebody somewhere, Yes, sir, all right?

Speaker 7 (22:13):
That was straight So on the on the flip side
of it, Another royal insider has said that they told
People magazine that the Duke and Duchess of Sucket have
now hit their stride as individuals. That's all, not just
as a couple. It's clear that a twin track approaches evolving.
I mean they just they're just a power, a power couple.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, you got the pay day they moved over here
and maid the money she going and there's a place
he just got his bag back in the Windsor Castle.
A little room closing well, you.

Speaker 7 (22:42):
Know, and he's been you know, his daddy is sick
and the family has kind of shunned him, and his
brother's looking like getting closer and closer to being the king.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
And Pooh Pooh was undefeated. Yes, that's correct.

Speaker 7 (22:56):
He turned forty and you know, got his little inheritance
from his great grandma.

Speaker 6 (23:01):
So the tabloids are fuel it us.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
How do you say, why do you v I have
no clue.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
I have no pulse on these two. I think he
was smitten, so I have no idea. Wow, I know,
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (23:15):
Jamie Fox in the news. You know, he has a
Netflix stand up show coming out. He made a triumphant
return to the stage last week in Atlanta working on
his on his set, he performed for the first time
since last year's mysterious health scare, which we still don't
know really what it was.

Speaker 6 (23:31):
They've kept that very private, which I applaud.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
So Gail King was there all three nights in Atlanta
where they recorded their Netflix special, and they said that
she posted on Instagram that a few of their private
moments together that she had with with Jamie, you know, chatting,
and she got the exclusive. So yeah, so it looks
like he's he's back at it. You know, I've seen
him on commercials as well. So he's getting back in

(23:56):
his room and his daughter.

Speaker 8 (24:00):
Are hosting Shazam, the show Shazam on TV where you
guess the lyrics of a song where you guess the
artist it's and they're a great couple again, they're amazing together.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
One of seven shows.

Speaker 6 (24:13):
This one was popular.

Speaker 8 (24:16):
Can step.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Backer from California.

Speaker 6 (24:23):
Report and wrap up our tater taman for the day.
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (24:29):
Ms Curry, The director of Men in Black accused Will
Smith of being a fart of incredibly foul oder quote.
You never want to be in a small space with
a Will Smith fart, all right, So there you go.
Apparently he cuts them loose and doesn't care where he is.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
And there's no other news to report. Pretty much.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
I'm going to end on that, Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play John boyd
Jeopardy review. Yesterday'squad. We found out the Smithsonian Museum got
special presidential collection featuring this body part from thirteen former presidents,
including some old ones Washington, John Adams, and Jefferson. Was
a house somehow far Today's John Boy Jeopardy. This popular

(25:16):
grocery item is sold by the hand or by the finger,
water melons. No, I'm gonna stop and think about what
you mean here just a second one, ain't underd big
show you told free line. We played John Boy Jeopardy. Next,

(26:02):
Good Morning, it's a big show on the radio. Go
to do your Wednesday home Day October to night with
our feature track from the Big Show. Bed Box Pumpkins.
Bye Week continues with mad Box. See where he comes
down on it. Hey word is but Bucks brought you

(26:24):
by the back of America Rover four hundred this Sunday
shot him on the speedway and right now, oh yes,
live across America. It's John Boy, Jeffeney, Oh okay, and
now your host.

Speaker 9 (26:36):
After seeing how high the prices are these days at
the grocery store, he used his hand and.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Gave them a finger. He's John Boy, as I hated
Tam out of Powell, Tennessee. Good morning, Tim, Good morning,
John Boy. How are you, hey man, We're all good.
Welcome out here. Tim. You got first shot at John

(27:02):
Boy Jeopardy this morning. So we're looking for this popular
grocery item that sold by the hand or by the finger.
That would be a banana? Is it bananas? I don't

(27:26):
know what else, but yeah, maybe donuts. How do you
do the finger deal with the banana? What is a
sing a single banana? Yeah, the whole bunch is called
a hand I got. I know it was your fingers.
You're supposed to like measure. I think it was. Yeah. Now,
aren't you the guy who said I don't know what
else it could be? No, I didn't know it. I

(27:51):
don't know what I was saying.

Speaker 7 (27:52):
When did I say that?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
I don't have time to listen to what I say.
Y'all got to tell me what I say. You're a
wordy word. Please just let me go. Tim what you got, buddy? Yeah,
I got a shout out, John Boy, you go ahead.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
My loving wife for.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Twenty five years, Bonnie, we love you baby. Oh damn,
trying to find out who she's loving. Get back to
it here, old day. Well, y'all got renaissance festivals around

(28:27):
where you live that time of year, A bad idea
tad Bearry going right over here. He's bout one another.

Speaker 11 (29:04):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
It's a marginal Day in the neighborhood. If people like
you for a neighbor, won't you move out? Won't you
move out? Hello, boys and girls, mister Rayford here glad
to be able to add a little bit of class
to this otherwise juvenile, redneck yuckfest and help straighten out
the new generation of crumb crutchers. Today's Adventure Day in

(29:49):
mister Rayford's neighborhood. Our special guest is little Tommy Vaughn. Well, Tommy,
how are you enjoying Adventure Day?

Speaker 1 (29:56):
So far?

Speaker 10 (29:57):
It's really neat mister Rayford. What a great idea do
you putting all those old, abandoned refrigerators with clubhouse painted
on them in your backyard. I haven't seen my brother
Eddie in the last few minutes, so do you think
you could help me find him?

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Well, we'll talk about that later. You know, Tommy, I
thought you were coming along on the road to curmudgeon hood.
You know, I was on that cynical road back when
you were just a drunken glaze in your father's eye.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
It doesn't just happen. You have to work at it.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
It's a twenty four hour a day job. You can't
just take an occasional stab at it. You've got to
make it your life I have. You've got to decide
are you going to be a good head or a
butt head?

Speaker 10 (30:34):
I know I've shown patience and compassion in the past,
but I want to be a butt head.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Good, good, good. You're a fine boy, bud. With a
little work, we can take care of that. You've got
to surround yourself with people of like mind, people who
think exactly like you do, people you can call a pal.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Are you my pal, Tommy, Yes, sir, I'm your pal.
Good boy.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
How about a nice big glass of Bilo colu.

Speaker 10 (30:59):
Mm hmm, yeah, that'd be great. I really got thirsty
out there dodging all those bear tracks.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
Ah. Yes, And remember, you can't fall in the trap
of saying what you think people want to hear. Speak
your mind, damn the consequences. Be a leader, be a curmudgeon,
be a.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah yeah butt head. I got it, I got it.

Speaker 10 (31:18):
Let can I go now?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
I hate being a latchkey child.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Well, if your mother would quit her job and stay
home like all women should, the world wouldn't be so
screwed up.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Tell her, I said, give it up.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
She can't have it all.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Tomorrow and mister.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
Rayford's neighborhood leaf blowers, modern convenience or just another fiendish
attempt to annoy me personally. Till then get out of
my yard, stay indoors, and if your parents go out
to eat, pretend you're sick, stay home and quit ruining
my life till then.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
This is mister Rayford.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Saying, tata.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Way off.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Yeah good, I'll hold the little bastards off for a while.

Speaker 11 (31:58):
Jon Boy and Billy, Good morning radio, dumb right.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. And
I man when ancas more as a network in a
big spn NOWS got by some college football one on weekend.
We're coming off of it. You hadn't hurt, ain't gonna
believe it? Back man and beat the block well right now,

(32:55):
adventures with my Gentlemen's gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Eh head on.

Speaker 9 (33:00):
Good Morl says, welcome to the Renaissance Festival and have
a super day.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Cadbury, What have you gotten me into?

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Try try try to enjoy yourselves, sir.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Enjoy myself. Look at these losers dress up like lords
and ladies. Give me a break, which reminds me how
come you get to dress up like the king, and
I'm dressed as an idiot, not an idiot, sir, a fool.
But what's the difference.

Speaker 12 (33:25):
Well I picked this for you, especially, sir, I see
the fool or the court Jester was known for his mirth,
his wit, and his talent for bringing.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Joy to the people. Oh well that's not so bad.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
An idiot is how you would dress before, sir.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Okay, okay, we're here. We've seen enough. Had my turkey
legs stake on a steak corner on the cob, beefs
doing an Italian ice. Let's go go, sir.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
But we've only been here fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Cadbury, this is boring, sir.

Speaker 13 (33:52):
May I remind you that in all our time together,
I have been forced to wrestle alligators, to fight Nascar,
fee rumble at the Little League, go trick or treating
with Mario, sign my name on breastss and be stunned
by one mister stone Coat Steve Austen.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
The least you could do is let me enjoy one
single days.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Can you think about anybody but yourself? Who's the one
in charge around here? Remember our little saying yes, sir, say.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
It Isley big eye.

Speaker 12 (34:27):
No use.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
That's right, big As says it's time to go.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Oh very well after you, sir.

Speaker 14 (34:34):
Hey, your majesty, honey, Hey kingy honey, you looking.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
For a queen?

Speaker 4 (34:41):
We were just leaving Madam her not so fast, Chad Burria.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Who are they? Winches?

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Sir?

Speaker 4 (34:46):
Common gutter field?

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Hey, wenches, you don't know, never hurt anybody. Check out
those outfits practically falling out of those dresses. I hadn't noticed,
so you need to stop hanging around. Randy.

Speaker 14 (34:57):
Hello, baby dolls here you calling? Oh, I'm at ye
old take a high redneck full honey.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
I'm not a redneck fool. I'm John Boar JOm quick.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Well you're a head, sir? What kind of wenches are you? Anyway?

Speaker 14 (35:12):
The kind interested in royalty? Right, your highness honey here,
let me hold your royal scepter?

Speaker 5 (35:18):
II me you.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Okay, that's it, Come on, Cadbert, but sir.

Speaker 14 (35:25):
Right, I hurry back your lordship honey ducking to this
port a potty with me?

Speaker 4 (35:30):
How damn you?

Speaker 8 (35:32):
Sir?

Speaker 12 (35:32):
I have lowered myself many times in your service, but
I will not be your royal wipers.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
No, stupid take your clothes off. I prefer to remain
just good friends with all the same user.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
No, no, no, the baby dolls.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
They're only interested in royalty stupid.

Speaker 9 (35:46):
Give me your outfit, not sir, I'm only wearing my
boxes under my royal twitter.

Speaker 14 (35:51):
You about done in the throne room, Honeys.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
I'm not just an If you're not gonna give it
to me, I guess I'll just have to take it.
Come get some, sir.

Speaker 14 (36:10):
Where's the other? Your majesty, Your majesty, honey.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
I'm in charge of the kid of the mouth. Come on, winches,
I'll show you the wrong win a bago. I got
a Night's tail on DVD.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Sir, anybody I mean a tight spot? Eh, that's all.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Fancy meeting you.

Speaker 11 (36:34):
Yeah, I love your outfit.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Let me just slave it all.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Oh dear, good morning. You got the Big Show on
the radio. More chances for you to win coming up
after your news, weather and sports.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Oh oh, I didn't know, I didn't see you there.

Speaker 12 (36:53):
This is Professor Moving handed Day, head of oh, head
of the Big Show Science in History division, and you're
listening to two boys who are destined to be history
Don Boy.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
And Billy on the Big Show.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
Yo.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
When I say there'll be history. I didn't need to
apply a negative. I simply meant that they they Oh
what did I mean?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Good morning? That's a big Shaw on the radio. Oh
thanks college football, the prepay of Southern Fried football. Mark
Tiger as a pac man coming up man. One of
the big stores involved Alabama over the weekend. You don't
know yet, y'all. Hang on, you find out. Okay, Obama fans,
I know you do. Bad's back here. What about this

(38:13):
weekend the Bama Tailgate Show gating and grilling with Carla
Cook and Kevin Sport. Right, man about even if you're
not a Obama fan, come with a food. Carl is
gonna be cooking this Saturday. The utube dot com, by
the way, search Bama Tailgate Show drops every Saturday by

(38:34):
three pm. Frozen hash brown patties. Top of the cream
cheese mixture of cheddar and mozarella cheese is diced up
Cannega sausage, smearing the cream cheese mixture on the hash
brown patty, then out a thin slice of Kennega sausage
and they finley sliced alipino. Then top with more shred
of cheddar, bacon, John Boy and Billy Sweet and mild

(38:55):
and hit on some dice green onions.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
What do you got.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Like love on a plate?

Speaker 5 (39:04):
Y'all?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Jacking out, gating and grilling a car and coaching Kevin Sport.
I'm gonna tell you that show this Saturday, all right,
black Man and Minister a miss it. Big show rolls
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