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October 23, 2024 45 mins

Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Lipless stops by for some Halloween fun.. - Marci has her latest editions of Tatertainment News and What to Watch.. - Count Dracula has taken over Tacky Jackie’s Cloths for Hoes through Halloween.. - Mark Packer recaps the chaos from the week in college football.. - Marvin Webster has a satirical look at the new iPhone.. - and we’ll wrap up with a call to our Agent Count Dracula…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (01:13):
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Speaker 1 (01:21):
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(01:42):
oh man, you mess it up. It's the story all right. Well,
I just start out amusing myself and then it branches
from there. On this hump day, October the twenty third,
just catch up as the forty third week, two hundred

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and ninety seventh day of twenty twenty four, sixty nine
days left until the twenty twenty five year of our Lord.

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(02:40):
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what do we learn? We learned something about science on
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(04:18):
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In New Jersey, customs agents found two hundred thousand illegal

(05:30):
ecstasy pills with a street value of five million dollars.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
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duties of US customers who said duties first?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Okay? Two thousand and two, in Elizabeth, New Jersey, a
woman dropped two infants from a second story window of
a burning apartment building to neighbors who used an outstretched
blanket to catch them safely. Firefighters using ladders and rescued
the woman and four others from a fast movie blaze
that destroyed two building.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Amazing three pieces of firefighters equipment.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
That's good, now, dater, you were rescued from a fire
by firefighters from a second story.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
It was was it second second story apartment? Yeah, wheer shoulder,
the ladder did show up. I thought that was going
to be the one that they crank out and you
just walk down through. No, you actually had to be Yeah,
I had to scale it.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, they did create my first responders. She fell off
the line. It's only one step, yeah, allright. Finally was
on this date. In two thousand and four, singer Ashley
Simpson was caught lip syncing during an appearance of NBC's
Saturday Night.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Live, and then she kind of dosey doed off the stage.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Remember was that the same year that we were down Dallas,
Texas and Ashley performed you on stage.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
I think you're thinking of her sister Jessica.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Was Jessico? I thought Jessica went headline? There was lord sister,
I said, man, I thought it was gonna be Jessica.
But but I can tell that was right there at
the stage and he was just a small room that well.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
I'll be able to figure it out. Did she have
blonde hair or brown hair?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
What color hair?

Speaker 8 (07:26):
What?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
What was her hair up there? So what you got? Baby?

Speaker 5 (07:32):
I was just trying to dig us out of that
three singers who have lip sync?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
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(08:08):
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Speaker 3 (09:06):
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Speaker 1 (09:11):
Let's say hey a Tyler from Simpson Bill, South Carolina.
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(09:36):
I got you. Now you're coming through there, Tyler, I'm
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Go uh, prevent traffickings, bake luggage and click texes on goods.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Bam bam bam. Now Tyler. Three pieces of firefighters equipment
ready go.

Speaker 10 (10:15):
Let's go with the water. Who's axe and probably a letter?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Bam bam bam. And for the wind. Three singers who
have lip synced ready go.

Speaker 10 (10:28):
Uh say Britney Spears and yeah, man, you don't get
Milli Vanilla in there.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
Just trying to dance.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Millie Vanilly is making a comeback.

Speaker 7 (10:42):
I know one of the guys passed away, but their
songs are really catching on with the new generation.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
The ones that they didn't see. Yeah, awesome.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
Studio artists are very happy it was. Ashley was actually
is a very good singer, much better than her sister
in my opinion.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
How bad that so little toner from Simpsonville. You should
know about these Simpsons sisters. It's like it was meant
to go.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Dollar.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
You hang on, buddy, and Jack can get you the
prize pack. All right. I appreciate y'all. All right, here's
a plan, would jump out catch you up on your
Nudeslipla says he's got some funny Halloween jokes. Sit down,
be a change. Let's try that. And then Marvin let sir,

(11:29):
what a minute? M good morning. It's a big show

(12:04):
on the radio. October the twenty thirty late. There's a
trick or treat. Let's getting liveless in see what these
guys boys this morning? Warner y'all? What hang heay? There
can't and why tell you a yes? Sound crazying?

Speaker 5 (12:27):
Will you?

Speaker 1 (12:27):
I'll take it?

Speaker 5 (12:29):
Well? Yo?

Speaker 1 (12:30):
What a litless?

Speaker 11 (12:31):
And this is wonder why heyrate house in the year
it's almost Halloween? And rawl the little goats from Collins?
How terry getting ready for trink or treat? I wrong
insource hooky Halloween? Yo, all right, I don't get ready?
Called here they come. Why are skeletons so easy to
get along with?

Speaker 12 (12:51):
You?

Speaker 9 (12:51):
Are our skeletons easy to get along with? Nothing gets
under their skins?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
What a lot weather?

Speaker 8 (12:58):
What I I have?

Speaker 11 (13:00):
Because they're usually around a bunch of loanheads, a bunch
of heads. How did the All Ghost football team win
the championship? How did the all ghost football team win
the championship? Well they had great team spirits.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
I had they eat the dead skins. I don't think
you say that. Why don't we whre he going?

Speaker 11 (13:31):
What happened when a wolf man went to the plate?
Hirkers and the wolfman went to the fleece? Why he
stole the whole show?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Why everyone we go?

Speaker 13 (13:42):
He?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
I had he picked up a nurse tick he picked?

Speaker 9 (13:53):
Why didn't the wonee have any harims? Why didn't the
mummy friend? Well he was too ed up in himself.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
I had here in that hair is so long. All
the rims died where he got out? That's not good,
he goes. What do you call a chicken that honks
your house? A chicken? Kicken bomps your house? A poultry geist?

Speaker 11 (14:25):
I had wood dangles woosangles. Why did the cyclop quit
his job as a school teacher?

Speaker 9 (14:36):
Why cyclops size job as a school teacher? Well he
only had one pupil.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
I ain't I want to here?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
What your own? You are right here? Yes? I had
hell and a school ward. Didn't see e the eyeoboard
around here?

Speaker 11 (14:59):
You go wash Dracula's least favorite woo Dracula's least favorite
food A steak. You know, I had garlic, not from
retshut garlic nobberies a while.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Don't like guard I got one. Why did the ghost
and his ghost why get the horse?

Speaker 9 (15:26):
Why did the ghost and his ghost wife get divorced?
Well he knew shed because she could see right through him.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Dog got him.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Hold not.

Speaker 14 (15:37):
He got tired of hooting up with all her heat,
saying her right now, you kids have Halloween.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
The next time, I said, letless hand. This is lately,
I don't know ing On good morning, it's a big

(16:18):
showing the radio about twenty minutes away from Tater Taman
news about hour and twenty minutes away. Small things college
football and Mark Picker pack man, and hey, I want
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(17:03):
call Marvin Webster. Yo, what's up? How y'all doing?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Hey man? Halloween time, which means this is the time
when every channel on TV starts running some kind of
scary all day marathon. Ooh, it's so scary. TB has
to do the complete Nightmare on Elm Street. IFC Channel
does all the alien movies back to back, FX does
the Paranormal Activity series, Headline News runs eight straight hours

(17:29):
of Nancy Grace. Everybody pulls out the very scariest stuff
they got, and let's face it, we do need different
stuff to pick from because everybody likes scary stuff. But
we like different scary stuff for different reasons, depending on
who we are. For example, white people like a scary

(17:50):
movie where they can experience something it's kind of scary,
but they ain't never gonna run into it in real life,
you know. But Black people we don't know how that feels,
because we know one trip to the wrong cracker barrel
could turn our lives scary at the drop of us hackets. Now,
black people do like scary movies. Of course, everybody knows

(18:10):
that we're always hollered. Don't open that door, girl, But
you know why we like them because ninety nine percent
of the people that die in a scary movie are
white people. And here is why they die. Only white
people say stuff like, hey, man, let's go spend the
night at that summer camp where hockey masks dudes killed

(18:31):
eighty seven people last year. Or oh, look a five
hundred year old book of spells. Let's light some candles
and read them out loud, or hey, you know what
we ought to do? Split up into easily picked off
groups of two of the five. Ain't nobody from my
neighborhood ever said no ignorant jams like that. Hey, remember

(18:54):
that movie The Ring? You watch the video, seven days
later you die, right. See, this is the kind of
thing that only kills white people, because when black people
hear that scenario, we go, well, I ain't.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Trying no video. That's for damn show.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
If The Ring had a few more black people in it,
the whole movie would have been about ten minutes long.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
How about this one?

Speaker 3 (19:18):
His one? The white girl I'm dating just won two
free tickets to merrow Fest. Now for white people, that's
not really all that's scary for black people. That is
like Final Destination one through five all rolled into one.
Because I do like a scary movie now. And then
a couple of years ago I came up with what

(19:40):
I thought was the ultimate scary movie idea. And here
it is. The President of the United States invites the
only black dude he knows to come have lunch at
the White House. And if you're thinking, well, that don't
sound scary, I'd go wait, it's live on TV and
the black dude is Kanye. Well, everybody be going damn,

(20:05):
So that's messed up. That was scared the hell out
of black people and white people. Black cat out, We're
gonna start shooting next week. Of course, the problem is
then it actually happened in real life, and you know,
people didn't find it nearly scary as they probably should have.
I reckon, I'm gonna have to go back to pitching

(20:25):
mixed race couple at merrow fit. Y'all think about Dom
Marvin Wellson.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
All white, here are no hot well heard het hop?
I how hard?

Speaker 3 (20:39):
God?

Speaker 12 (20:40):
Everyone know that's l lest it's loud, lest it's loud.
Lest I got horaos fast, it's loud less. There's loud less.
Oh honey, holahah God, I'm coming out.

Speaker 13 (20:51):
I know.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
What Good morning, and it's a big Shawn the radio

(21:33):
minutes away from Taylor and Taman nudes right now, who
filled a cracken with his Halloween song.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Had a gay Halloween party lead last year.

Speaker 8 (21:52):
Two straight folks among all the queer They fell in love,
which wasn't wise.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
She was the nympho in disguise. She was trailer trash.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
He even paid her cash.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
She gave him such a rash.

Speaker 8 (22:14):
He did that trailer trash from the kitchen floor to
the rumpus room to a subway car in a snoopy costume.

Speaker 13 (22:23):
She wasn't shy about her booty calls. She had him
right by the smalls. She was trailer trash trash. She
really hauled his ash. His ego gone in a flash.
He did that trailer trash. He thought it was just

(22:46):
for fun. The good times just begun, and.

Speaker 8 (22:52):
She moved in with her ten cats, her boyfriend and
her son. It was total mayhem. Life was a mess.
He fell for big booths in a low cut dress.
Now he's on the hook for the Boothe she's swilling
and a tab at the pharmacy for pedicillin. He did

(23:15):
that trailer trash because her hooters. She flashed a butt
like corn beef hash. He did the trailer trash. Soon
they were married, but it just didn't blast. She was
too busy shaking that ass.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
She took all he had and left him bankrupt.

Speaker 13 (23:37):
He said, I can't believe I didn't get a prenups.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
He did that trailer trash.

Speaker 13 (23:47):
She took off in a dash. He still got that rash.
He did the trailer trash. Now he's different, spends time
with a guy, wears buttless chaps and glitter on his eyes.
He won't touch women with a ten foot pole. He's

(24:08):
much more interested in a guy's you know.

Speaker 8 (24:14):
Now he's the trailer trash. Oh he's a gay bingo smash. Hey,
he's got a different rash. Now he's the trailer trash.
Don't worry, Marcel, I never said your names. They're not
gonna know what's about you.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
I swear the MIC's not is this on?

Speaker 5 (24:35):
Is this?

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Oh? Oh, grow up your parents already?

Speaker 5 (24:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (24:43):
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(25:07):
Right now, it's time with taman News. Here's our girl,
Marcy Tater Marian, Hey there.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
How you doing. It's Taylor Swift Tailment News tongue twister.
So Swifties have been going to her Eras Eras concert
that's re established. It started off in Miami. Should I
start over?

Speaker 1 (25:30):
So she's just kicked off her tour.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Again in the United States. It is ending the tour,
but she went over to Europe and now she's back
over here doing her last few dates. All right, So
the Swifties noticed documentary or documentary cameras following Taylor Swift
around after the show before she left the stadium, So
she is not quite done making the most out of

(25:53):
her Era's tour. The Era's Tour for Consumption looks like
she's gonna do another documentary on that.

Speaker 15 (25:59):
Well.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
Also, she made an announcement earlier this week that she's
going to.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Do a book.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
She announced.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
On one of the morning shows that before the tour
wraps up on December eighth, she'll release a commemorative book
about the experience, and it will be released on Black Friday.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Chit ching.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
She's doing it all without without the help of a
traditional publisher. Am I making sense?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
No?

Speaker 13 (26:28):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (26:28):
What chi ching? Chu chin chu ching?

Speaker 13 (26:33):
Is that wrong?

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Chi ching? Yeah? Okay, now start okay.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
So, so she's going to do it without a publisher. Why,
She's going to self publish her book and she'll become
the highest profile self published author in the world. The book,
like many of her Vinyl releases, will be sold exclusively
at Target targe. The part memoir, part coffee table book
will cost forty dollars, well thirty nine ninety. But you

(27:00):
know you got to add tax, five hundred photos and
her personal reflections from the tour.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Shut Shane.

Speaker 13 (27:10):
Right.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
She did the same thing when she bypassed traditional film
distribution channels by self producing the Erastore Concert movie Making
a Dude directly with AMC all right, So her team
had to pay the upfront cost, but she got to
keep the much bigger chunk of the two hundred and
sixty million dollars at the film drost Okay, moving on

(27:32):
to other Taylor Swift news. Okay, Travis Kelsey's thirty fifth
birthday happened, and she has a gift for him. But
it's only after this football season is over.

Speaker 13 (27:41):
What did you do?

Speaker 5 (27:42):
She's spent a quarter million dollar. She made a quarter
million dollar deposit to reserve a Formula one racetrack. Old
Kelsey will have it all to himself, the Manza Circuit,
which hosts the annual Allion Grand Prix. Wow, they're gonna
be over in Italy, and he's.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Gonna save a lot of money with the Richard Petty
driving that would have been great.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
She's gonna she's got a book publishing and a documentary coming.
So she's she's got five hundred thousand.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
That's what.

Speaker 10 (28:20):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (28:20):
So anyway, that includes private driving lessons and then he
gets to take the racecar first spin on the track. Yeah,
it's basically I've already done.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
That like Jenny Barker did for Phil Barker when looked
up for the NASCAR racing experience. Yep, all right, very similar.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
I didn't know she was your.

Speaker 10 (28:38):
Girl, but.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
Didn't you know the Snoop Dogg's life stories coming to
the big screen. Yeah, new biopic.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Well, somebody asked, we just don't get to say enough.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
But the big question right now is who gonna play
the d O double G.

Speaker 10 (28:55):
Well.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Entertainment Tonight recently caught up with Snoop to get an
update on the project. Will be written by the co
writer of The Black Panther Wi Conda Forever, and he said.
Snoop Dogg said that I'm looking for somebody who can
embody the spirit when I was that youngle right around
the edges trying to discover who I was, and that
to me is going to be a phenomenal actor.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
All right, dude.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
And my last story for you has nothing to do
with Taylor or Snoop Dogg. All right, my next story
has nothing to do with Tayler. The World series features
the two biggest superstars and most popular teams in the game.
Do we agree? Yes, The ticket prices reflect that because
TMZ Reports Sports said, So, okay, I'm not. I'm just

(29:42):
I'm hyper on life.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Now Start.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Game Time, a company that specializes in last minute tickets
told TMZ the lowest entry price for game one is
one thousand and fifty dollars.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Fifty for game one and who's playing again, Marc.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
That's the Yankees and the digest y there you go
in game two is much much more for game two
because as they got.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
And I start starting in New York.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
In LA and so that one will be about nineteen
hundred for the second game. Doesn't say where that where
your seats are, But then it just gets even higher
when they go to New York City. The cheapest game
for game three is sixteen forty and game four is
a slight bargain in comparison with about fifteen hundred, and
then it just keeps going up and up up as
you can.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Well, good luck, but well thanks for that sports report
as well. Yeah, great job.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Are they moved.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Let's fine, was quick, Let's get us a winner. Let's
play John Boy Jeopardy one eight hundred, big show. I
might as well give you a question here you gotta answer.
Let me see you Tuesday for a review. Yesterday's question
found out the first and last name of this advertising
mascot is well known, but he's got a wife and

(30:54):
two kids. Who was he.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
Shillsbury dough boy?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Sure what his wife is? His name Poppy and their
two kids are Popper and Bun Bun oh right, And
tragically his wife did pass away a few years ago
from a yeast infection. That's sad. Thank you, Jackie. I'll
be all day. Today's John Boy Jeopardy. When Milton Bradley

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introduced this popular game in nineteen sixty five, they described
it as a challenging test of hand, eye coordination and
fine motor skills while players got up close and personal
with cavity sound.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
I don't know what cavity sam is. But on lawn darts?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
What are lawn darts? And you're closed but wrong? What
y'all got? One? Eight hundred Big Show you told free
line across America. We go, do we get a winter?
We play John Boy Jepardy? Next, Good morning, it's a

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big show on the radio. We're gonna do your Wednesday Humday,
October twenty third. Today's feature track for The Big Show
bid Box calling Agent count Dracula. Their's for a keywords,
Agent Dracula. Hit the Big Box appt the Big Show
dot com? There right now, let's play hyy, Welcome live

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across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy.

Speaker 7 (32:41):
And now a man who's noticed the punishments he used
to get as a kid, like, you know, staying at home,
taking a nap, and going.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
To bed early. Well, those are some of his favorite
things to do as an adult. He's John Boy.

Speaker 11 (32:54):
That's you up.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Thank you? Thus the head Ken out of Huntsville, Alabama.
Or good morning man, we're all good. How's everything with
you so far in Huntsville? I was doing all right,
just working a little bit. All right, buddy, We'll glad
you got in here. Ken, you got the first shot

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at John Boy Jeopardy. So when Milton Bradley introduced this
popular game in nineteen sixty five, they described as a
challenging test of hand, eye coordination and fine motor skills
while players got up close and personal with cavity. Sam,
what's the game, kid? It's gonna be a game that

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I really wasn't good at, but I believe it's gonna
be operation. Well, let's see, is it operations?

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (33:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
The bones yourself is too close together? Well, it's been
better if it shocked you.

Speaker 7 (33:56):
It was based on a carnival game and That's exactly
what would happen, is that, And it was real popular.
It would draw a big crowd of people to watch
because everybody wanted to see the guy get shocked.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
All right. My sister was pretty good at it, but
I wasn't. I would try it and let Buzzard go
off at the time. Good times. Well, kid, you got
one hundred and twenty dollars where of bulls not cleaning
products will get to you down Huntsville. You enjoy those. Yeah,
I'm a first time caller, and I appreciate your show. Allright, buddy,

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read hate you my man. Bottom of the hour, top
of your news. Right on the other side, our time
caps over this October twenty third. Then the Taggert Jaggie
is ready for Halloween.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one X sports.

Speaker 15 (35:29):
Let's keep it going for your head on her uncle, Buddy,
What a great crowd looks like Gary Busey's family reunion
in here.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
I'll sell you that right now here.

Speaker 15 (35:41):
He has, folks, He's not the best looking guy in
the world. When he sits on a beach, cats try
to bury him.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Shine by hey, listen, I had a friend bender on
the way in here this morning. I was wild.

Speaker 15 (35:54):
I'll tell you that right now. I tagged this guy's
bumper and a stoplight. The driver gets out and he
was a dwarf. He came up to the window and
tapped on a glass. He said, I am not happy.
I said, really, which one are you? Drunky man no
sense of humor. He had a short fuse.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
I just threw that one in there. Well, this debt
ceiling thing is wild, didn't it.

Speaker 15 (36:17):
I tell you the Democrats running around screaming if the
debt ceiling isn't raised, the government would cease to function.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Here's a question, how could you tell.

Speaker 10 (36:27):
You have to?

Speaker 15 (36:28):
How about this guy he called off his wedding? You
hear about that? How about that he called off his wedding.
I guess he didn't want to be tied down to
the same woman for the rest of his weeks. And
you guys know some of those astronaut guys, right, I
don't mean the guy with a propeller, I mean the
real astro Did you see that buzz Aldron is getting
a divorce? That's wild? He said he needed more space.

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I was back at the doctor the other day, this
guy runs into the office. He says, Doc, Doc, you
have to help me. I think I'm a dog. The
doctor says, how long has this been going on? The
guy say, since I was a puppy. Well, I got
dragged into the technology age. Yep, I've started texting. Who
knew that l O L meant laugh out loud? A seniors,
we got our own texting abbreviations. Now you know that

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BFF best friend fell, BTW, bring the wheelchair, FWIW forgot
where I was, g G P b L, gotta go,
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M d O laughing my dentures out d A M
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floor laughing, can't get up.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
So Shela and I we've been traveling lately. We went
to England.

Speaker 15 (38:11):
You gotta be careful in these restaurants in some of
these countries, especially Great Britain. You know, right after someone
over there invinced the toothbrush, they gotta work on the
refrigerator hole. Warm beer what the hell is that they
headed to you? It's like a specimen in a glass.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
I'll say that.

Speaker 15 (38:27):
We go into this little eatery there and we're looking
at the menu, and I'm telling you right now, it's
like gerbils in a basket.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
I don't know what the hell to order.

Speaker 15 (38:32):
I tell them, why that? Okay, give me a steak.
He kind of rolls his eyes. He says, what about
the mad cow? I said, I think she can order
for herself. And my pal Lenny Bloomquist, Oh, he went
to Paris. Oh yeah, went on and on about how
beautiful the Eiffel Tower was, all the exquisite art at
the Louver, the Majesty of Notre Dame Cathedral had a

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cost of beautiful French women, on and on and on.
I said, all right, enough, already, is there anything you
didn't like about France? Lenny said, well, you know, there
was one odd thing that I never got over in France.
Anything you eat, anything you drink, even the air that
you breathe over there, it totally cleans out your colon,
and I mean really cleans you out. I said, Gee,
with France like that, who needs enemus? Oh that was

(39:16):
a long way to go put on like staying to
see the end of a laryatic cable. Guy moving say
that right now, all right, I'll make it up to you.
This is a classic. This woman she finds out that
a dog is hard of hearing it. She could hardly hear,
so she took the dog to the vet. The vet says, well,
your problem is the hair in the dog's ears. It's
like ray for it on steroid to clean. He cleaned

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both ears and bengled the dog in here. Fine, Novet said, listen,
keep this from happening again.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Go to the store.

Speaker 15 (39:43):
Get some of that nair hair remover, you know. Then
all I shaid there was rubbing in the dog's ears.
Once a month, everything would be fine. So she went
to the drug store and got the nar and a
pharmacist said, now, listen, if you're gonna use this under
your arms, don't use the odorant for a couple of days.
She said, none, up, it's not front of my arms,
Farmisiters said, look, if you can use it on your legs,
don't use body lotion for a couple of days.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
He goes, look, it's not for my legs either. If
you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.

Speaker 15 (40:06):
The pharmacist says, we'll stay off your bicycle for about
a week.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
So long, everybody.

Speaker 6 (40:18):
Schnauzers, John Boy and Billy, Good morning radio, done right.

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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio twenty
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he look Collie football and have an over thewey gag
as you're ready for this week show down right now,
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