October 30, 2024 • 38 mins
Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Carl Childers tells us the origin story of Count Dracula.. - then we’ll feature the Count in a language lab.. - Tater has her latest editions of Tatertainment News and What to Watch.. - The Mayor of Dismal Seepage tells us about the big Election Festival going on this weekend.. - Mark Packer recaps the week in college football.. - Rev. Billy Ray takes us on a virtual trip through his annual House from Hell.. - The late great comedian Tim Wilson tells us about the greatest trick or treaters of all time..
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What are you for Halloween?
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I'm a publicist her Tree. What they man just say
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When deals overrun neighborhoods, you know, it happens a lot. Yeah,
and they go and take them out. Man, he said,
it's so fun. But they go shoot in between houses,
like three o'clock in the morning. Nobody knows what's going on.
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So take them down. But then you gotta clean them.
They got like six seven deer. The fun part's over,
like if y'all hunt, you know. Yeah, the fun kind
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dates in history. October thirty three, a driver's stopped by
police for talking on his mobile phone in Germany told
him his cousin to call to warn him police were
stopping cars ahead. Right oh six, passing drivers got a
shock on the night before Halloween when the truck spilled
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two tons of pigs heads on a road in western Germany.
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That's somebody's nightmare right there.
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I was headed over to Randy's house with some wild
barbecue next the.
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Right.
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And then finally, oh nine, several months after his wife
in early three decades sues him for divorce, Mel Gibson
becomes a father for the eighth time when as soon
to be ex girlfriend Oksana Grigory overre give him his
birth to a girl named Lucia because she made it
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easier than her.
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All right?
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All right, catch you up on you knew yesterday. Carl
told us the story about the Great pumpkin if you
miss it. On the John o' miller Lead Rizers podcast,
producer got the story of count dragging after this report.
(09:10):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio for your Wednesday,
October thirtieth Halloween e.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Right this in time was Dor from.
Speaker 12 (09:22):
Calm and now it's story time with your host Carl Children's.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Since Hallerween is getting the mic close, I reckon you
don't want to hear about that old Drackler Feller would
have lived over in Transylvania there, well, sir, the way
I heard it, Dracula was one of them vampires some
folks call him nots fraught to I call them vampires,
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m vampires. Isn't my odd? Seemed to me. They all
like to work third shift, sleep all day in a
big box of dirt and the shit out there next
to garden tools and whatnot. They dress them I fancy too,
and then black capes and such may buy their clothes
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over to that go to Haiti store there in.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
A big mall.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Right next to Hoochie's Dollar store where that big girl works.
Vampires don't go to supper like most folks. They don't
like biscuits and mustard.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
None.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
They like to drink blood, not out of a glass,
neither right out of folks. Next, they just poke a
hole in them with their teeth and have added Some
folks call them fangs. I call them teeth. And if
you try to run off Summers, well, sir, may you
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turn into a or a mean old dog and run
you down. I didn't understand that.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Part of it.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
But the worst part for a vampire, I reckon, you justitate,
don't read the Bible, won't go to church, you talk
about the Lord none neither, And if you touch him
with a cross, they plum burn up. Way I heard it,
and I ain't toltdally. Why you can kill a vampire.
You can get him in.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
The heart with a pointy old stall.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Some folks calls it a sta well, sir, with all
them dark clothes and that blood drinking and sleeping in
the dirt, hating the Lord and what not. I reckon
that's why they's so dad gonna mean. It probably don't
help muching on top of all that, they dead the boot, well, sir,
(12:00):
Back to business. That old Rackler fella had his eyes
on this girl. She already had a boyfriend, but Drackler
didn't care none. He's my crewel out of way. I
heard some folks called him count. I say he'd no count.
Seemed like she didn't know nothing about his vampire and
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ways she shook a shine to him too, seeing how
he's up all night while she is asleeping, and she's
up all day while he's sleeping in that box of
dirt out there. Old Rakuler reckon that he just drink
all that blood out of her neck, turn her into
a vampire two so they can stay up all night
watch TV, eating potted meat.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
And why not?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
But that girl daddy ran the nervous hospital in town there,
had him a friend, old fella named van Helstein. He's
on the Drackler's tricks. Dratler, poor Dratler could drink all
her blood out of her neck. That van Helstein feller
me tried to help that girl by hanging wild onions
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and ramps in her bedroom. That is supposed to keep
old Rackler away. Fact is it kept most folks away well,
Sir Drackler had him an allergy. I reckon he didn't
like it at all. Fact is he just all read?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Well?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
He had him an little friend up at the nervous
hospital too. Little Feller named Rainfield no bigger than a squirrel.
Draggler told him if he'd go up there and clear
out all them onions ramps out of that room, he'd
give him a bug or a rat or some other ese.
Renfield said, all right then, well, sir Wance Renfield toaded
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them onions out. Old Rackler sneaked in there and carried
that girl back to his castle. Some folks called it
a Fordrackler called it a castle. He's a f to
drink her blood. When her daddy and that man Helston
Feller busted carrying a big old stall they'd been studying
on killing Rackler, they figured they better not take any chances,
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so they held the lord's cross on him and pounded
that stall plumb into Draggler's heart with a ball paint hammer.
They got out of that shed, well, sir, he shriveled
up like one of them dolls heads that they make
out of apples. I reckon that girl didn't mind what
Drackler wasn't doing to her. She jumped up and started yelling,
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what you killed Dragler fur, What you kill Draggler fir.
About that time, old Frankenstein come busting through the wall,
and old Rackler made friends. I reckon he weren't too happy,
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but that dragglers all shriveled up like an apple. He
had dog, So he grabbed that doctor and that girl's
daddy towed them up to this big old windmill aer
in town, carried him up to the top, throwed them off,
killed him. Moral of the story is, if you go
around drinking folks blood, the Lord will shrivel your head up.
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But if you go around killing dead folks, you might
get thrown off a windmill.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
The end.
Speaker 12 (15:26):
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Speaker 1 (16:03):
Good morning, it's a MACS on radio. Rode it to
your Wednesday, October thirtieth.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Here we on Halloween and elections all around us.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I am Count Dracula and I approved this message.
Speaker 13 (16:20):
Well, it's Halloween and Frankenstein is at it again. He
claims to have a plan for Transylvania's future, but ask
him for specifics, and here's what you gain. What is
Frankenstein's real track record? Ask the local villagers who know him,
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debased Frankenstein. Wherever Frankenstein goes, trouble follows. A little girl
disappears done a well. An ancient castle crumbles to dust,
an angry mob with torches runs down the windmill on
the edge of the cliff.
Speaker 8 (17:02):
Transylvania is falling apart.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
What does Frankenstein say?
Speaker 8 (17:12):
You deserve better? Dracula has a real plan for the future.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Come give me your lifeblood.
Speaker 14 (17:20):
Together we will create an invincible army of deny.
Speaker 13 (17:26):
So this Halloween, the choice is yours, the same old,
same old.
Speaker 8 (17:39):
Or a chance to rule the night and live forever.
Speaker 15 (17:45):
Dracula stalking, I mean serving Transylvania since fifteen sixty five.
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is responsible for its country.
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And remember you can all ways count on me.
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Gammy.
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It's a big shen radio. All right, we're Bob done
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of Language Lab in the Convenience.
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Store Language Tape number six the convenience store. Follow along
and repeat. Convenience store manager, Hello, may I be to
helping you?
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Please?
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Repeat?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (19:41):
May I be to helping you? Please?
Speaker 16 (19:43):
Customer?
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Yes, I would like a pack of Parliament Lights.
Speaker 16 (19:48):
Convenience store manager.
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You want to have Parliament light?
Speaker 16 (19:52):
Customer?
Speaker 10 (19:53):
Yes, I would like a pack of Parliament Lights.
Speaker 16 (19:57):
Convenience Store manager.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
These the Parliament Life?
Speaker 16 (20:02):
Repeat?
Speaker 8 (20:03):
Is these the Parliament Life?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
How about the one?
Speaker 16 (20:06):
Customer?
Speaker 10 (20:07):
No, neither one of those is the Parliament Lights?
Speaker 4 (20:11):
How about these one?
Speaker 7 (20:12):
No?
Speaker 4 (20:13):
These one here?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:14):
How about these one?
Speaker 7 (20:15):
No?
Speaker 10 (20:16):
These the Parliament Life?
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Your blood sucking pointy head toothyet over there by the Dirty.
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Magazine, Convenience store manager.
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Pointy headed oothy. Hey, watch out, pile. It ain't nothing
for me the woolp aman's ass. Repeat it ain't nothing
for me the wolf aman's ass.
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Yo.
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Here's our girl, Marsa and Tator Moran.
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Well, hey there. Mark Zuckerberg and his employees are in
the in the news he fired two dozen staff members
in his in the LA office that abuse their twenty
five dollars meal benefits.
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How do you do that?
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How do you get a meal benefit? I mean Instagram
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Company Meta gives employees daily allowances of twenty dive twenty
five dollars for each of three meals. However, several with
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company for things like actipads, wineglasses, and laundry detergents. One
of the employees posted anonymously how they spent the allowance
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on tea.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
And beauty items.
Speaker 7 (22:02):
Quote on days where I would not be eating at
the office, I figured I ought not to waste the
dinner credit and not. According to Financial Times, he's a Zuckerberg.
He's got more.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Money than God.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
So Jamie Fox is back on the stand up stage.
You remember he was sick last year with a medical condition.
Nobody knows what it was. Well, three people who attended
the taping of Jamie Fox's stand up special what had
happened was as the title of it.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
They all had three different accounts of what.
Speaker 7 (22:36):
Jamie Fox said in regards to Sean Diddy Combs possibly
being the.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Reason he was sick.
Speaker 7 (22:42):
Oh one of the guys heard Jamie Fox, in a
non joking tone, blamed Diddy for his medical complication back
in the spring of twenty three, and then another one
eyewitness recounted this moment noted that Fox says this publicly
now that the Feds had made their arrest. I know
Diddy always in Jamie Fox, and he reported this man
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to the FBI.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Because of it.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
That was the second witness's account of the jokes that
were being told up on stage. And then the third person,
who attended two of the three shows that Jamie taped
for the Netflix special, he told The New York Post
that the other two totally mixed up what Jamie's words
and intent intent were. Fox joked on stage about his
health scare.
Speaker 17 (23:23):
Quote.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
People keep asking me if did he was responsible? He
wasn't responsible. If he was, I would have been dead.
Got Walker Walker, And of course, you know, Diddy's publicity
got involved and said that he had nothing to do with.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Oh wait, we see pictures.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I mean we we didn't know the other pervert that
hung himself from the floor on a bad pole experience.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
There is.
Speaker 7 (24:01):
Some quick little takes from Hollywood People. Magazine will reveal
in a couple of weeks who is the Sexiest Man Alive?
And the magazine Crazy Days and Nights reports that Travis
Kelcey and his brother Jason will hear in the issue.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Okay aren't you because I'm over I mean.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Pretty much.
Speaker 7 (24:21):
Reports are that's not good enough for Travis, whose team
is apparently quote willing to wheel and deal to get
him on the cover, you know, let the man be
in love?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Or has he got to have that cover to me yet?
The touchdown lesson?
Speaker 7 (24:47):
All right, you guys, And if you're looking for Spider
Man four starring Tom Holland and the Zendaya look for
it for the summer of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
I might give y'all give you a.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Thank you for your commentary.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Johnbory right here for you. Maybe.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Oh well, let's get us a winner. Let's play John
Boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question. Having been portrayed in well
over five hundred films, there's literary characters appeared in more
movies than any other.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Character in world history.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Who is Dracula?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Dracula was introduced in Brahms Strokers eighteen ninety seven Gothic
horror novel Dracula.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
I'm very popular. It was nineteen ten. Was the first film.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, there's some debate about that, but they found like
fragments of film and say, yeah, that's when it came from.
Oh well, today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to superstition, if
you look in the mirror at midnight on Halloween, this
is who you will see over your left shoulder.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Oh, who's Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
No what y'all got one eight hundred Big Show you
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October thirty our feature track When to Make Show bed
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Okay, let's yeahs live across America. It's John Boy Jepedy
and now your.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Host, he says, Okay, he'll play your little game, but
the only thing he expects to see over his shoulder
at midnight on Halloween night.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Is his pillow. He's John Boyless. I hate a Kurt
out of Irwin, North Carolina. Good morning, Kurt, how you
doing so?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Hey doing good, buddy? And you got first shot at
John Boy Jebary this morning. So, according to superstition, if
you're look in the mirror at midnight tonight on Halloween. U,
this is who you will see over your left shoulder.
Speaker 17 (27:47):
Well, Jackie told me I couldn't use my first answer.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Okay, we'll get it from her. Then there she was right.
So what you got there, buddy?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
My first answer was Michelle Obama?
Speaker 17 (28:00):
No, uh, your future spouse.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Your future spouse. Let's say now you talk you, Kurt,
your one true love is who you will see or
your future spouse, depending upon which part of the world
(28:27):
you're looking.
Speaker 13 (28:28):
At the Oh yeah, that's helpful, Brandy.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
All right, well Kurt, you hang on there, buddy. You
got the big Old Bird tea County Peanuts. It's the
best trick or treat. Ain't nobody gonna get a trick
or a treat as good as ease price back here
you win.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Again, Kurt, cool, Thank you? All right, buddy, body went
the hour, Joba Nie right on the side. Time. So
it is October thirty. I thinks, old boy, that.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
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Speaker 11 (29:47):
Hey hazza, good mom says, welcome to the Renaissance Festival
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Speaker 4 (29:55):
Cadbury, what have you gotten me into.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Try try, try to enjoy yourself, sir.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Enjoy myself.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Look at these losers, a bunch of fruitcakes, dress up
like lords and ladies. Give me a break, which reminds
me how come you get to dress up like the
king and I'm dressed as an idiot?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Not an idiot, sir, a fool.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
But what's the difference?
Speaker 14 (30:15):
Well, I picked this for you, especially, sir, I see
the fool or the court Jester was known for his mirth,
his wit, and his talent for bringing.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Joy to the people.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Oh well, that's not so bad.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
An idiot is how you had dressed before, sir.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Okay, it's okay. We're here.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
We've seen enough, had my turkey leg steak on a
steak corner, on a cab, beefs doing an Italian ice.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Let's go go, sir.
Speaker 9 (30:38):
But we've only been here fifteen minutes, Scadberry, this is boring, sir.
Speaker 14 (30:42):
May I remind you that in all our time together,
I have been forced to wrestle alligators, fight NASCAR fans,
rumble at the Little League, go trick or treating with Mario,
sign my name on breasts, and be stunned by one
mister Stonecoat, Steve Austen.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
The least you could do is let me enjoy one
single days.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Can you think about anybody but yourself? Who's the one
in charge around here? Remember our little saying yes a sad.
Speaker 9 (31:14):
Isley, big eye no use, that's right, and big eye
says it's time to go.
Speaker 17 (31:22):
Oh, very well after you, sir, Hey, your majesty honey,
ya hey kingy honey you looking for a queen?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
We were just leaving madam her.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Not so fast, cad very who are they?
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Winches?
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Common guta field hay wenches you don't know, never hurt anybody.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Check out those outfits are practically falling out of those dresses.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
I hadn't noticed, so you need.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
To stop hanging around Randy Hey, old baby dolls?
Speaker 17 (31:49):
Who you calling? Oh, I'm at ye old take a
high redneck full honey.
Speaker 8 (31:54):
I'm not a red neck fool.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I'm John board jomboy. Quick. Well you're a head, sir?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
What kind of wenches are you? Anyway?
Speaker 17 (32:02):
The kind interested in royalty? Right, your highness honey here,
let me hold your royal scepter.
Speaker 18 (32:08):
I me you.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Okay, come on care but sir.
Speaker 17 (32:15):
Right hurry back your lordship honey, duck into this port.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
A party with me?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
How damn you, sir. I have lowered myself many times
in your service, but I will not be your royal wipers.
No stupid taking clothes off. I'd prefer to remain just
good friends. If it's all the same to user, No, no, no,
the baby dolls.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
They're only interested in royalty stupid.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Give me your outfit, not sir, I'm only wearing my
boxes under my royal twin.
Speaker 17 (32:41):
You about done in the throne room, Honey's not just
a manner.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
If you're not gonna give it to me, I guess
I'll just have to take it. Come get some, sir, h.
Speaker 17 (33:02):
Where's the other your majesty, Your majesty, honey.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
I'm in charge of the king of the mouth. Come on, witches,
I'll show you the wrong win a bago. I got
a night's tail on DVD.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Sir, anybody I mean a tight spot?
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Eh?
Speaker 8 (33:24):
Did someone say tight spot?
Speaker 14 (33:26):
Eh?
Speaker 8 (33:26):
That's all fancy meeting you.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Yeah, I love your and he just slave it.
Speaker 18 (33:30):
All jun Boy and Billy. He's just being melodramatic. You've
got to ignore it if you really want to help him.
This morning, we're yell dumb right.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Good Wednesday morning, October thirty of twenty twenty four, got
a big show on the radio. Well, there's always something
exciting happening in beautiful dismal Seep in South Carolina, and
here to tell us all about it is the mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin Q fiddle Swoop. Good morning, mister mayor,
(34:31):
Good morning, John Boy, and all your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Good to have you. So what's the buzz and dismal seepend.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
Well, John boy, it's election time and yours truly is
up for reelection, So we're throwing a big fiddle Swoop
media weekend.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
So how many terms have you served as mayor?
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Wrapping up my eleventh term as the guiding light of
our fair community.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Eleven terms, don't you think it's time to give somebody
else a chance?
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Normally I run on a post, but this year I
have a troublemaker opponent by the name of Lloyd W.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Funkbinder.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
So what's the big difference between you two? Well, I
was raised in a middle class family, John Bollaya. Lloyd
was born with a silver spoon in his button.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Don't you mean his mouth?
Speaker 6 (35:21):
No, he's the heir to the funk Binder's repository fortune.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
I got it. So what party are you representing? Well?
Speaker 6 (35:32):
I never cared much for labels, John Boy. I fancy
myself as an independent.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Yeah, but it not a label. The big parade down.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Man Street will be Saturday morning, featuring the Lindsey Graham
Gender Uncertain Marching Band and the Shriners will be on
hand as usual. Half the cars will look like elephants
and the other half will be donkeys. So what are
the independent cars decked out?
Speaker 3 (35:58):
As?
Speaker 6 (36:00):
We've got all sorts of fun activities for the whole family,
John Boy. We'll have the opening of the big dismal
seepag Corn Maze, and we have a special guest on
hand to be the first person brave enough to give
it a try.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
And who would that be?
Speaker 6 (36:13):
What a great looking question, John Boy. In truth, we
have two special guests direct from our nation's capital, Joe
Biden and AOC will be racing to see who gets
out first.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
We're gonna be waiting a long time and how And
since it's.
Speaker 6 (36:30):
Halloween, we'll be having our big political pumpkin carving contest
sponsored by Gord right ahead Farm.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Well, that sounds like fun. Oh, it will be, John boy.
Speaker 6 (36:40):
They're even delivering the older, wrinkled, rotten pumpkins in case
someone wants to try their hand at Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Waters or Hillary Well, it sounds hideous.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
You'll have the chance to play the Inconvenient Truth game
with Al Gore himself. You'll be able to ask him
questions about climate change, and if he's not able to answer,
you win.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
One thousand dollars. That's a lot of money. I'm not
too worried about it.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
We'll be having all sorts of games like pin the
tail on the Pinhead, Red Rover, Red Rover, Send the
Illegals right over, and Kamala Harris's favorite game, Who's lie
Is it?
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Anyway?
Speaker 6 (37:15):
So food count on it, John boy. We'll have the
Dead Beats Diner food truck. They'll be serving favorites like
big rolls, shrimp and grifts, and of course he can't
pie for dessert. Then on Sunday night, the Big Concert
with Monica Lewinsky and the Blue Dress Blotches rocking all
night long, well at least till nine o'clock, and we'll
(37:36):
have early voting both set up all over. So what's
a big campaign issue in dismal Seep. Well, I want
to name the new toll road after Francis Chubby Squatter.
Lloyd wants to name it after I don't know, some astronaut.
The big difference being isn't Chubby Squatter a big campaign
donor of yours? So come on down to the Big
Fill on Swoop media weekend and remember, don't be stoopid
(38:00):
vote Fiddle Swoop.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
Will you be spending time with Monica Lewinsky go to hell?
Good Morning?
Speaker 9 (38:09):
The Big Shows on the radio, Well, well, well you've
obviously got nothing better to do, or maybe you're just
not smart enough to change the dials.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show, aren't they wonder
Hi, guys, this is Papo Francisco here.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
One Show, two Men, seventeen jokes, John Boy and Billy,
The Big Show.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
It's the Big Show, The Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I tell you the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I can do Dano. I'm an out on.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
And this Wednesday, October thirtieth, it's all Hallo, Save Save
And it's National Candy Corn Day, National Wicked Day. That's
(01:20):
honoring one of Broadway's longest running musicals known as Wicked.
That's that movie that came out. I heard on Tater
Tayman News with a green Witch.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yes, it's coming out in Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
She is playing. She's a good witch. It was. It
was a really troubled family.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
It was like it.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
They didn't get along very well.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
And uh, if you need one, you know where they are.
It's National Publicist Day. As we're big stars. You know
you have to speak to my publicists about that.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
What are you for Halloween?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I'm a publicist her Tree. What they man just say
was please just a treat, no trick will be involved.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Say don't come in handy.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
All right, I'm gonna quit thinking about that. You got
three important dates in history. We'll get you ready to
play out birds. We are awake, Big Shows on the radio.
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Well
let's get that first prize pack out here, Marcy washy
doodle all day.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
And what then our.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Listener kick off the winning by when listeners we do
have more than one right?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
It was just well we hope.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
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Speaker 4 (02:58):
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Speaker 5 (02:58):
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Yeah so, and you ken he is Happy Herd to
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know if you do not want to harvest a deer,
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Speaker 4 (03:28):
I'd love trying about. I might be able to take
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Speaker 1 (03:35):
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Speaker 4 (03:40):
That might be fun for the kids, you know, gonna
recommend it a yard.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
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your your blinds.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I got a buddy mine that's police, and he does.
They go in these upscale neighborhoods. They get hired, they
got suppressed weapons, and they go and they like take out.
When deals overrun neighborhoods, you know, it happens a lot. Yeah,
and they go and take them out. Man, he said,
it's so fun. But they go shoot in between houses,
like three o'clock in the morning. Nobody knows what's going on.
(04:11):
So take them down. But then you gotta clean them.
They got like six seven deer. The fun part's over,
like if y'all hunt, you know. Yeah, the fun kind
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them down then because you gotta go to work.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
All right.
Speaker 8 (04:27):
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Speaker 5 (04:30):
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Speaker 1 (04:30):
All right, Well, let's set you up on our three
dates in history. October thirty three, a driver's stopped by
police for talking on his mobile phone in Germany told
him his cousin to call to warn him police were
stopping cars ahead. Right oh six, passing drivers got a
shock on the night before Halloween when the truck spilled
(04:52):
two tons of pigs heads on a road in western Germany.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
That's somebody's nightmare right there.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I was headed over to Randy's house with some wild
barbecue next the.
Speaker 9 (05:06):
Right.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And then finally, oh nine, several months after his wife
in early three decades sues him for divorce, Mel Gibson
becomes a father for the eighth time when as soon
to be ex girlfriend Oksana Grigory overre give him his
birth to a girl named Lucia because she made it
(05:27):
easier than her.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
So we got there. That's relation of force and the
more so you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
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Speaker 4 (07:15):
All the time? Everybody?
Speaker 10 (07:17):
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Speaker 4 (07:20):
Again?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
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Speaker 5 (07:35):
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Speaker 1 (08:17):
All right, catch you up on you knew yesterday. Carl
told us the story about the Great pumpkin if you
miss it. On the John o' miller Lead Rizers podcast,
producer got the story of count dragging after this report.
(09:10):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio for your Wednesday,
October thirtieth Halloween e.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Right this in time was Dor from.
Speaker 12 (09:22):
Calm and now it's story time with your host Carl Children's.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Since Hallerween is getting the mic close, I reckon you
don't want to hear about that old Drackler Feller would
have lived over in Transylvania there, well, sir, the way
I heard it, Dracula was one of them vampires some
folks call him nots fraught to I call them vampires,
(09:54):
m vampires. Isn't my odd? Seemed to me. They all
like to work third shift, sleep all day in a
big box of dirt and the shit out there next
to garden tools and whatnot. They dress them I fancy too,
and then black capes and such may buy their clothes
(10:17):
over to that go to Haiti store there in.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
A big mall.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Right next to Hoochie's Dollar store where that big girl works.
Vampires don't go to supper like most folks. They don't
like biscuits and mustard.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
None.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
They like to drink blood, not out of a glass,
neither right out of folks. Next, they just poke a
hole in them with their teeth and have added Some
folks call them fangs. I call them teeth. And if
you try to run off Summers, well, sir, may you
(10:59):
turn into a or a mean old dog and run
you down. I didn't understand that.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Part of it.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
But the worst part for a vampire, I reckon, you justitate,
don't read the Bible, won't go to church, you talk
about the Lord none neither, And if you touch him
with a cross, they plum burn up. Way I heard it,
and I ain't toltdally. Why you can kill a vampire.
You can get him in.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
The heart with a pointy old stall.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Some folks calls it a sta well, sir, with all
them dark clothes and that blood drinking and sleeping in
the dirt, hating the Lord and what not. I reckon
that's why they's so dad gonna mean. It probably don't
help muching on top of all that, they dead the boot, well, sir,
(12:00):
Back to business. That old Rackler fella had his eyes
on this girl. She already had a boyfriend, but Drackler
didn't care none. He's my crewel out of way. I
heard some folks called him count. I say he'd no count.
Seemed like she didn't know nothing about his vampire and
(12:21):
ways she shook a shine to him too, seeing how
he's up all night while she is asleeping, and she's
up all day while he's sleeping in that box of
dirt out there. Old Rakuler reckon that he just drink
all that blood out of her neck, turn her into
a vampire two so they can stay up all night
watch TV, eating potted meat.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
And why not?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
But that girl daddy ran the nervous hospital in town there,
had him a friend, old fella named van Helstein. He's
on the Drackler's tricks. Dratler, poor Dratler could drink all
her blood out of her neck. That van Helstein feller
me tried to help that girl by hanging wild onions
(13:06):
and ramps in her bedroom. That is supposed to keep
old Rackler away. Fact is it kept most folks away well,
Sir Drackler had him an allergy. I reckon he didn't
like it at all. Fact is he just all read?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Well?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
He had him an little friend up at the nervous
hospital too. Little Feller named Rainfield no bigger than a squirrel.
Draggler told him if he'd go up there and clear
out all them onions ramps out of that room, he'd
give him a bug or a rat or some other ese.
Renfield said, all right then, well, sir Wance Renfield toaded
(13:49):
them onions out. Old Rackler sneaked in there and carried
that girl back to his castle. Some folks called it
a Fordrackler called it a castle. He's a f to
drink her blood. When her daddy and that man Helston
Feller busted carrying a big old stall they'd been studying
on killing Rackler, they figured they better not take any chances,
(14:10):
so they held the lord's cross on him and pounded
that stall plumb into Draggler's heart with a ball paint hammer.
They got out of that shed, well, sir, he shriveled
up like one of them dolls heads that they make
out of apples. I reckon that girl didn't mind what
Drackler wasn't doing to her. She jumped up and started yelling,
(14:30):
what you killed Dragler fur, What you kill Draggler fir.
About that time, old Frankenstein come busting through the wall,
and old Rackler made friends. I reckon he weren't too happy,
(14:53):
but that dragglers all shriveled up like an apple. He
had dog, So he grabbed that doctor and that girl's
daddy towed them up to this big old windmill aer
in town, carried him up to the top, throwed them off,
killed him. Moral of the story is, if you go
around drinking folks blood, the Lord will shrivel your head up.
(15:17):
But if you go around killing dead folks, you might
get thrown off a windmill.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
The end.
Speaker 12 (15:26):
Story time with Carl Childers is brought to you by
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Speaker 3 (15:35):
You won't go but a windmill with me, a little feller.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Good morning, it's a MACS on radio. Rode it to
your Wednesday, October thirtieth.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Here we on Halloween and elections all around us.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I am Count Dracula and I approved this message.
Speaker 13 (16:20):
Well, it's Halloween and Frankenstein is at it again. He
claims to have a plan for Transylvania's future, but ask
him for specifics, and here's what you gain. What is
Frankenstein's real track record? Ask the local villagers who know him,
(16:42):
debased Frankenstein. Wherever Frankenstein goes, trouble follows. A little girl
disappears done a well. An ancient castle crumbles to dust,
an angry mob with torches runs down the windmill on
the edge of the cliff.
Speaker 8 (17:02):
Transylvania is falling apart.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
What does Frankenstein say?
Speaker 8 (17:12):
You deserve better? Dracula has a real plan for the future.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Come give me your lifeblood.
Speaker 14 (17:20):
Together we will create an invincible army of deny.
Speaker 13 (17:26):
So this Halloween, the choice is yours, the same old,
same old.
Speaker 8 (17:39):
Or a chance to rule the night and live forever.
Speaker 15 (17:45):
Dracula stalking, I mean serving Transylvania since fifteen sixty five.
Swift Bats Veterans for Truth, paid for this message and
is responsible for its country.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
And remember you can all ways count on me.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Gammy.
Speaker 8 (18:16):
It's a big show on your radio.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Good day.
Speaker 9 (18:21):
You're old pal Steve here, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile Stalker, and you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this Knacker studio.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Hey, what's this wire for good morning?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It's a big shen radio. All right, we're Bob done
with account. Let's use him for the special Halloween edition
of Language Lab in the Convenience.
Speaker 16 (19:27):
Store Language Tape number six the convenience store. Follow along
and repeat. Convenience store manager, Hello, may I be to
helping you?
Speaker 8 (19:39):
Please?
Speaker 16 (19:40):
Repeat?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (19:41):
May I be to helping you? Please?
Speaker 16 (19:43):
Customer?
Speaker 10 (19:45):
Yes, I would like a pack of Parliament Lights.
Speaker 16 (19:48):
Convenience store manager.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
You want to have Parliament light?
Speaker 16 (19:52):
Customer?
Speaker 10 (19:53):
Yes, I would like a pack of Parliament Lights.
Speaker 16 (19:57):
Convenience Store manager.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
These the Parliament Life?
Speaker 16 (20:02):
Repeat?
Speaker 8 (20:03):
Is these the Parliament Life?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
How about the one?
Speaker 16 (20:06):
Customer?
Speaker 10 (20:07):
No, neither one of those is the Parliament Lights?
Speaker 4 (20:11):
How about these one?
Speaker 7 (20:12):
No?
Speaker 4 (20:13):
These one here?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:14):
How about these one?
Speaker 7 (20:15):
No?
Speaker 10 (20:16):
These the Parliament Life?
Speaker 6 (20:17):
Your blood sucking pointy head toothyet over there by the Dirty.
Speaker 16 (20:21):
Magazine, Convenience store manager.
Speaker 11 (20:25):
Pointy headed oothy. Hey, watch out, pile. It ain't nothing
for me the woolp aman's ass. Repeat it ain't nothing
for me the wolf aman's ass.
Speaker 16 (20:37):
Yo.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Morning, Big shows on the radio coming up. We play
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Speaker 4 (21:16):
Here's our girl, Marsa and Tator Moran.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Well, hey there. Mark Zuckerberg and his employees are in
the in the news he fired two dozen staff members
in his in the LA office that abuse their twenty
five dollars meal benefits.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
How do you do that?
Speaker 5 (21:35):
How do you get a meal benefit? I mean Instagram
and Facebook's parent.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
Company Meta gives employees daily allowances of twenty dive twenty
five dollars for each of three meals. However, several with
annual salaries of four hundred thousand dollars, we're expensing the
company for things like actipads, wineglasses, and laundry detergents. One
of the employees posted anonymously how they spent the allowance
(22:01):
on tea.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
And beauty items.
Speaker 7 (22:02):
Quote on days where I would not be eating at
the office, I figured I ought not to waste the
dinner credit and not. According to Financial Times, he's a Zuckerberg.
He's got more.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Money than God.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
So Jamie Fox is back on the stand up stage.
You remember he was sick last year with a medical condition.
Nobody knows what it was. Well, three people who attended
the taping of Jamie Fox's stand up special what had
happened was as the title of it.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
They all had three different accounts of what.
Speaker 7 (22:36):
Jamie Fox said in regards to Sean Diddy Combs possibly
being the.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Reason he was sick.
Speaker 7 (22:42):
Oh one of the guys heard Jamie Fox, in a
non joking tone, blamed Diddy for his medical complication back
in the spring of twenty three, and then another one
eyewitness recounted this moment noted that Fox says this publicly
now that the Feds had made their arrest. I know
Diddy always in Jamie Fox, and he reported this man
(23:02):
to the FBI.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Because of it.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
That was the second witness's account of the jokes that
were being told up on stage. And then the third person,
who attended two of the three shows that Jamie taped
for the Netflix special, he told The New York Post
that the other two totally mixed up what Jamie's words
and intent intent were. Fox joked on stage about his
health scare.
Speaker 17 (23:23):
Quote.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
People keep asking me if did he was responsible? He
wasn't responsible. If he was, I would have been dead.
Got Walker Walker, And of course, you know, Diddy's publicity
got involved and said that he had nothing to do with.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Oh wait, we see pictures.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I mean we we didn't know the other pervert that
hung himself from the floor on a bad pole experience.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
There is.
Speaker 7 (24:01):
Some quick little takes from Hollywood People. Magazine will reveal
in a couple of weeks who is the Sexiest Man Alive?
And the magazine Crazy Days and Nights reports that Travis
Kelcey and his brother Jason will hear in the issue.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Okay aren't you because I'm over I mean.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Pretty much.
Speaker 7 (24:21):
Reports are that's not good enough for Travis, whose team
is apparently quote willing to wheel and deal to get
him on the cover, you know, let the man be
in love?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Or has he got to have that cover to me yet?
The touchdown lesson?
Speaker 7 (24:47):
All right, you guys, And if you're looking for Spider
Man four starring Tom Holland and the Zendaya look for
it for the summer of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
I might give y'all give you a.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Thank you for your commentary.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Johnbory right here for you. Maybe.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Oh well, let's get us a winner. Let's play John
Boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question. Having been portrayed in well
over five hundred films, there's literary characters appeared in more
movies than any other.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Character in world history.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Who is Dracula?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Dracula was introduced in Brahms Strokers eighteen ninety seven Gothic
horror novel Dracula.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
I'm very popular. It was nineteen ten. Was the first film.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, there's some debate about that, but they found like
fragments of film and say, yeah, that's when it came from.
Oh well, today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to superstition, if
you look in the mirror at midnight on Halloween, this
is who you will see over your left shoulder.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Oh, who's Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
No what y'all got one eight hundred Big Show you
dole free line play, John Boydjepardy Neck, Good morning, it's
(26:29):
a big show on the radio. Humming to your Homeday, Wednesday,
October thirty our feature track When to Make Show bed
Box Cat Berry goes trigger Treating. There's your guy words
trigger Treat Hit.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
The bed Box. Brought you by law on Tiger's Motorcycle
Lawyers and Ride.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
You can read sure to win the custom Big Show
Motorcycle Big Show Bike dot Com. Fifth and final finalists
will be drawn this Friday, right around the middle of
Little Show. Make sure your name is in the head
at Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Okay, let's yeahs live across America. It's John Boy Jepedy
and now your.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Host, he says, Okay, he'll play your little game, but
the only thing he expects to see over his shoulder
at midnight on Halloween night.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Is his pillow. He's John Boyless. I hate a Kurt
out of Irwin, North Carolina. Good morning, Kurt, how you
doing so?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Hey doing good, buddy? And you got first shot at
John Boy Jebary this morning. So, according to superstition, if
you're look in the mirror at midnight tonight on Halloween. U,
this is who you will see over your left shoulder.
Speaker 17 (27:47):
Well, Jackie told me I couldn't use my first answer.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Okay, we'll get it from her. Then there she was right.
So what you got there, buddy?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
My first answer was Michelle Obama?
Speaker 17 (28:00):
No, uh, your future spouse.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Your future spouse. Let's say now you talk you, Kurt,
your one true love is who you will see or
your future spouse, depending upon which part of the world
(28:27):
you're looking.
Speaker 13 (28:28):
At the Oh yeah, that's helpful, Brandy.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
All right, well Kurt, you hang on there, buddy. You
got the big Old Bird tea County Peanuts. It's the
best trick or treat. Ain't nobody gonna get a trick
or a treat as good as ease price back here
you win.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Again, Kurt, cool, Thank you? All right, buddy, body went
the hour, Joba Nie right on the side. Time. So
it is October thirty. I thinks, old boy, that.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 11 (29:47):
Hey hazza, good mom says, welcome to the Renaissance Festival
and have a super day.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
Cadbury, what have you gotten me into.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Try try, try to enjoy yourself, sir.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Enjoy myself.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Look at these losers, a bunch of fruitcakes, dress up
like lords and ladies. Give me a break, which reminds
me how come you get to dress up like the
king and I'm dressed as an idiot?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Not an idiot, sir, a fool.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
But what's the difference?
Speaker 14 (30:15):
Well, I picked this for you, especially, sir, I see
the fool or the court Jester was known for his mirth,
his wit, and his talent for bringing.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Joy to the people.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Oh well, that's not so bad.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
An idiot is how you had dressed before, sir.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Okay, it's okay. We're here.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
We've seen enough, had my turkey leg steak on a
steak corner, on a cab, beefs doing an Italian ice.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Let's go go, sir.
Speaker 9 (30:38):
But we've only been here fifteen minutes, Scadberry, this is boring, sir.
Speaker 14 (30:42):
May I remind you that in all our time together,
I have been forced to wrestle alligators, fight NASCAR fans,
rumble at the Little League, go trick or treating with Mario,
sign my name on breasts, and be stunned by one
mister Stonecoat, Steve Austen.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
The least you could do is let me enjoy one
single days.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Can you think about anybody but yourself? Who's the one
in charge around here? Remember our little saying yes a sad.
Speaker 9 (31:14):
Isley, big eye no use, that's right, and big eye
says it's time to go.
Speaker 17 (31:22):
Oh, very well after you, sir, Hey, your majesty honey,
ya hey kingy honey you looking for a queen?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
We were just leaving madam her.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Not so fast, cad very who are they?
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Winches?
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Common guta field hay wenches you don't know, never hurt anybody.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Check out those outfits are practically falling out of those dresses.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
I hadn't noticed, so you need.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
To stop hanging around Randy Hey, old baby dolls?
Speaker 17 (31:49):
Who you calling? Oh, I'm at ye old take a
high redneck full honey.
Speaker 8 (31:54):
I'm not a red neck fool.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I'm John board jomboy. Quick. Well you're a head, sir?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
What kind of wenches are you? Anyway?
Speaker 17 (32:02):
The kind interested in royalty? Right, your highness honey here,
let me hold your royal scepter.
Speaker 18 (32:08):
I me you.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Okay, come on care but sir.
Speaker 17 (32:15):
Right hurry back your lordship honey, duck into this port.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
A party with me?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
How damn you, sir. I have lowered myself many times
in your service, but I will not be your royal wipers.
No stupid taking clothes off. I'd prefer to remain just
good friends. If it's all the same to user, No, no, no,
the baby dolls.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
They're only interested in royalty stupid.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Give me your outfit, not sir, I'm only wearing my
boxes under my royal twin.
Speaker 17 (32:41):
You about done in the throne room, Honey's not just
a manner.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
If you're not gonna give it to me, I guess
I'll just have to take it. Come get some, sir, h.
Speaker 17 (33:02):
Where's the other your majesty, Your majesty, honey.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
I'm in charge of the king of the mouth. Come on, witches,
I'll show you the wrong win a bago. I got
a night's tail on DVD.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Sir, anybody I mean a tight spot?
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Eh?
Speaker 8 (33:24):
Did someone say tight spot?
Speaker 14 (33:26):
Eh?
Speaker 8 (33:26):
That's all fancy meeting you.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Yeah, I love your and he just slave it.
Speaker 18 (33:30):
All jun Boy and Billy. He's just being melodramatic. You've
got to ignore it if you really want to help him.
This morning, we're yell dumb right.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Good Wednesday morning, October thirty of twenty twenty four, got
a big show on the radio. Well, there's always something
exciting happening in beautiful dismal Seep in South Carolina, and
here to tell us all about it is the mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin Q fiddle Swoop. Good morning, mister mayor,
(34:31):
Good morning, John Boy, and all your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Good to have you. So what's the buzz and dismal seepend.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
Well, John boy, it's election time and yours truly is
up for reelection, So we're throwing a big fiddle Swoop
media weekend.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
So how many terms have you served as mayor?
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Wrapping up my eleventh term as the guiding light of
our fair community.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Eleven terms, don't you think it's time to give somebody
else a chance?
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Normally I run on a post, but this year I
have a troublemaker opponent by the name of Lloyd W.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Funkbinder.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
So what's the big difference between you two? Well, I
was raised in a middle class family, John Bollaya. Lloyd
was born with a silver spoon in his button.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Don't you mean his mouth?
Speaker 6 (35:21):
No, he's the heir to the funk Binder's repository fortune.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
I got it. So what party are you representing? Well?
Speaker 6 (35:32):
I never cared much for labels, John Boy. I fancy
myself as an independent.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Yeah, but it not a label. The big parade down.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Man Street will be Saturday morning, featuring the Lindsey Graham
Gender Uncertain Marching Band and the Shriners will be on
hand as usual. Half the cars will look like elephants
and the other half will be donkeys. So what are
the independent cars decked out?
Speaker 3 (35:58):
As?
Speaker 6 (36:00):
We've got all sorts of fun activities for the whole family,
John Boy. We'll have the opening of the big dismal
seepag Corn Maze, and we have a special guest on
hand to be the first person brave enough to give
it a try.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
And who would that be?
Speaker 6 (36:13):
What a great looking question, John Boy. In truth, we
have two special guests direct from our nation's capital, Joe
Biden and AOC will be racing to see who gets
out first.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
We're gonna be waiting a long time and how And
since it's.
Speaker 6 (36:30):
Halloween, we'll be having our big political pumpkin carving contest
sponsored by Gord right ahead Farm.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Well, that sounds like fun. Oh, it will be, John boy.
Speaker 6 (36:40):
They're even delivering the older, wrinkled, rotten pumpkins in case
someone wants to try their hand at Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Waters or Hillary Well, it sounds hideous.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
You'll have the chance to play the Inconvenient Truth game
with Al Gore himself. You'll be able to ask him
questions about climate change, and if he's not able to answer,
you win.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
One thousand dollars. That's a lot of money. I'm not
too worried about it.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
We'll be having all sorts of games like pin the
tail on the Pinhead, Red Rover, Red Rover, Send the
Illegals right over, and Kamala Harris's favorite game, Who's lie
Is it?
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Anyway?
Speaker 6 (37:15):
So food count on it, John boy. We'll have the
Dead Beats Diner food truck. They'll be serving favorites like
big rolls, shrimp and grifts, and of course he can't
pie for dessert. Then on Sunday night, the Big Concert
with Monica Lewinsky and the Blue Dress Blotches rocking all
night long, well at least till nine o'clock, and we'll
(37:36):
have early voting both set up all over. So what's
a big campaign issue in dismal Seep. Well, I want
to name the new toll road after Francis Chubby Squatter.
Lloyd wants to name it after I don't know, some astronaut.
The big difference being isn't Chubby Squatter a big campaign
donor of yours? So come on down to the Big
Fill on Swoop media weekend and remember, don't be stoopid
(38:00):
vote Fiddle Swoop.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
Will you be spending time with Monica Lewinsky go to hell?
Good Morning?
Speaker 9 (38:09):
The Big Shows on the radio, Well, well, well you've
obviously got nothing better to do, or maybe you're just
not smart enough to change the dials.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show, aren't they wonder
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