December 24, 2025 • 42 mins
Wed (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast - the Mayor of Dismal Seepage is planning a weekend for exhibitionists with his “Happy Nude Year’s Festival”.. - Sherman Pratt has some Christmas advice for the kiddies.. - Robert Earl Keen has a sequel to “Merry Christmas from the Family”.. - Carl Childers tells the story of the 3 Little Pigs.. - and Hoyt and the JuniorNation Band performs their Christmas classic, “All I Want for Christmas is Beer”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, I got the Big Show on the radio
coming up. We played Beat the Blonde for an LS
Tractor hunting season.
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Play four ten minutes for Right Now.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Seasons.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Greetings fellow Ols, Shriman Pratt The Big Show Bright here
with today's topic, Christmas. Hunker down and get ready for
a little psychology. One oh one Face it. Gifts come
from two places, your family units in Santa Claus. To
ensure the ultimate and holidays satisfaction, play both ends against
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the middle.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Let me preach us.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
First of all, don't try to bluff Santacle. He's the
one who knows if you've been better good. You can't
dupe him like you've been fooling your throats. To be honest,
I'm a little fuzzy on the whole. Santa Claus knows
all and sees all stuff, but why risk it? Make
your yearly Santa letter clear and concise, be respectful. If
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you really want to brown nose, call him mister Claws,
and close with regards to the missus, and don't ramble.
If you had to read all those letters every year,
the last thing you'd want to do is go on
about some rash you've had for a week or some
crummy teacher that's treating you like navel one. Save that
junk for your folks. Get to the point and get out,
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and whatever you do, don't talk about how you screwed
up during the year. There's a chance that Santa Claus
might have missed a few things in his naughty and
nice list. If you pointed out and he's in a
bad mood because of something the elves did, he may
just take it out on you. Thing you know, it's good,
Bob bast Station two. Remember cop to nothing. Get your
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letter in the mail early. The earlier the better. If
you beat the rush, you have a better chance of
cleaning up on the stuff you wanted and not getting
the left of her Bunnie Slippers and beanie babies. Do
all this and you can just sit back and let
all the good times rule. As for your parents, be
sure they know all your sizes and your favorite colors
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because you're gonna get next year's wardrobe. And if you
do get something fabulous from your folks, you can bet
they switch the name tags in the middle of the night.
Thank your lucky stars for old Chris Krinkle. Until next time.
This is Sherman Bright reminding you it's a kid's worlds, y'all.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
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Good morning, it's a big shaw on the radio. You
got to do your Wednesday d zimber the eighteenth ten
minutes Christmas song of the Year for the boy Scouts.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Awhere come not official.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Heard for the Big Jamboree, thousands and thousands of Boy
Scouts singing Christmas Balls.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
We'll releave that bimmer and.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Another Christmas song follow up from Robert Earl Keene before.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
We get out of here this morning.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Don't get our feature driving about shoe mid Box had
to make sure dot com and right now they got
on their contest button. Can't get do We'll call you
games like Meat the Blonde. We have Dean clearing the throat,
getting ready out of Phoenix City, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Good morning, Dean, Good morning body.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Welcome ah Dean. We're gonna ask Tatter some questions. You agree, disagree?
Your two bells before two buggers, and you win.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
All right, agrees, came over.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Let's see what she got here, Marcie. What is the
one thing you need to turn a liquid into a gas.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
That would be ghost peppers.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, hot, Yes, you need heat to do that, the
liquid in a gas.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, you're starting with the ghost pepper and then you
go right to heat. Huh, that heat is what you need. Dean,
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
For all this science question?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Going with an agree? And that was the name to do. Yes,
you need heat and turn your liquid into some gas.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
We said, no more science questions.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Right, let's go to Penthouse magazine. Okay, you know that's
not mar recording the Penthouse.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
If a man accidentally walked in on a nude Muslim woman,
what would be the first thing she'd probably cover?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
It would be her goat her, vote her.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
They're everywhere, They're everywhere.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
The yeah, I don't know why though, her face. The
first thing a nigga Muslim woman. What covers her face?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
My face?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
I've always heard day I'll have to go ahead, go
with the tighter.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Again, Okay, and that is the thing to do. Let
us a win knowing about gases naked Muslim women.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I'm sorry about the thing.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Indeed, the Las Tractor Hunting season prize back is all
yours will get to you in Phoenix.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Ady, buddy, well, I appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Can I give everybody down here a big old Dino's
auto glass shout out.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Oh Dino's Auto glass for all your auto glass needs.
I'm guessing Dean, yep, need glass to go called Dino.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Why Odano Jack? You hook you up?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Old?
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
All right?
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Why the many I wear? And tell me your news
on the other side.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yes, the class at Christmas Tube, Christmas Ball, ain't of
my black Son of Cary. Good morning, it's to make
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show on the radio Wednesday Morning, Johnny No cash things
at Christmas tune less than twenty minutes right now, one
of the most requesting tunes we get here on the.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Big Show from the Boulder Boys.
Speaker 8 (08:04):
Christmas Balls, Christmas Balls. I've got great big Christmas bass
pain love Black sands at the ball. I've got Christmas
ball every year at Christmas time. My boot loved my ball,
finishing up my real nice day dragon down the hall.
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They looks so fine hanging on my Christmas street that
people come from miles around just so they fancy my
Christmas balls.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
Christmas ball.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
I've got great big Christmas ball, Pine love black sands
at the ball. I've got Christmas ball. When I was
just a little boys, dogs and dust at the mall.
Ask me what I want any tonight do I'm great
big ball. I showed them my phone. Christmas boys.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
You all my family, mom and dad and sister too.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
We're all so proud to see Christmas ball. Christmas ball.
I've got great big Christmas ball.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Hans up black says a ball.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
I've got Christmas ball every year at the holiday's reporters
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come see me. You've probably seen me showing my balls
on National.
Speaker 10 (09:47):
No te big.
Speaker 8 (09:53):
Now I'm seeing my child there. But my balls I
have seen when I did gone wig hang on, mom
my great my Christmas fall, Christmas ball. I've got great
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big Christmas fall.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
I ain't love.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Black sand duck fall.
Speaker 8 (10:21):
I've got Christmas paull Christmas Fall, Christmas Falls. I've got
pretty big Christmas past. I ain't love blaxanders Ball. I've
got Christmas Ball, Christmas Ball, Christmas past. I've got pretty
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big Christmas past. I ain't Cleve black Sands uk Fall,
I've got Christmas Ball, I got Christmas.
Speaker 10 (10:55):
Ball, most famous Ranger Fall.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I said, yeah, you thought I was gonna launch, thought
I was gonna launch anything.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah, I love that little I thought you'd forgotten the
words that among yourselves.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Here I will tell you more Christmas tunes coming Robert
rol Keane second Christmas song. Then we're gonna have some
what to watch, a couple of games, a wordy word,
lastic men as a hoot, Christmas tune as well.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
All right, we're exciting to get signs. Side starts bringing
down the records. Johnny no cash.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
Christmas times are coming. It's right around the bend. I'll
be done by in presents, but I don't know. When
I'm out here Christmas shopping at the discount mall, and
whatever's in my wallet, they'll probably get it all.
Speaker 9 (12:38):
When I was just a.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
Baby, Christmas time was fun. But when you buy the presents,
your work is never done. My big December rank roll
is looking mighty sly. Time to making another good stuff
At the yonder comes my cousin with his brand new
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master plan to wish me merry Christmas and Borrow's seven
grand Him and that wife of his'n are happy as
can be.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Because he just got out of prison.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
It's who he came to see. Yeah, my family's full
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of knit wits. They're kind of on the skids this
year off. Both three boob jobs do toys for sixteen kids.
I'm trailer park in Santa saving my dumkin phone. If
I don't seem real jolly, it's because I'm flat as bro.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
And Huzzer Bush. Good morning. The Big Show's on a
radio and more Big Show right around the.
Speaker 11 (14:46):
Corner, that says buzz nut Lay with a bulletin Big
Show Knows report live on the scene of a major desact.
I've never seen such carnage, and may I remind you
that I was at the Great Donna Pass Barbecue eating
the buckle of nineteen ninety nine. This is much much worse.
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions. The tattered caucasses of
other morning shows live in the battlefield. You're listening to
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the victors in this morning radio war John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Now can I turn in my expense receipts? Good morning,
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It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
We've all no merried Christmas from the family, Robert Earl
Kane the second Christmas too? That love the Barbie doll
in the gravy boat.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Who kind of dinner?
Speaker 9 (16:04):
Boy with that? Right here?
Speaker 12 (16:06):
Din it?
Speaker 13 (16:06):
There is a Barbie doll in the gravy boat up
on Bomb's TV.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Said.
Speaker 13 (16:16):
Hern Angel.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Maid a sty foam.
Speaker 13 (16:19):
Holds Rita's cigar.
Speaker 14 (16:24):
Santa waves an empty beer in.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
His plastic hand.
Speaker 13 (16:32):
Everyone is here this shear it's Christmas time again.
Speaker 12 (16:38):
You know.
Speaker 14 (16:39):
The kids are in their sleeping bags with every kind
of toy. Kennan cave it day and dad's a lazy boy.
Speaker 10 (16:55):
Sign friend has.
Speaker 15 (16:57):
Got a coachy spot.
Speaker 14 (16:59):
I need the Oh Christmas.
Speaker 13 (17:01):
Tree, the sitting and it's underwear, the trunk as he
can be. Last nine we stuffed our stockings and hum
missile toe. When Santa Claus came.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Knocking, he look like Uncle Jump.
Speaker 10 (17:27):
Someone put the coffee.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
On and behind the tiling.
Speaker 10 (17:35):
Merry Christmas, every.
Speaker 15 (17:38):
One, a holidays you are.
Speaker 10 (17:51):
You know our dad got mom.
Speaker 13 (17:54):
A flannel rope and kN a Socketself and Mom got
k a super value pack of Nipper K got Kin
the Nordic track, then a new guitar for me and
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Ken got sister Spanish speaking lessons on CEP. Last night
me all sant jingle bells and opened up by horns.
This morning, our home looks like l or possibly Walmart.
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Someone the gravy boat and dress the barby dive.
Speaker 10 (18:48):
Very Christmas every one.
Speaker 15 (18:53):
At the holidays, We're making mom posacks, severy walk, God.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Bless, good morning.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Make shows on the radio. Coming up, we play wordy
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Tator Tayman News is what to watch. Here's Marcy Taylor Moran.
Speaker 12 (19:55):
We're gonna look and see what was rocking at the
box office over the weekend. Mwana two is the number
one movie.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
For the third straight weekend.
Speaker 12 (20:03):
Disney followed closely by Wicked, with Ariana Grande in second place.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Craven the Hunter came in third.
Speaker 12 (20:11):
It earned eleven million at the box office, given it
the worst opening for any Sony Marvel movie, including the
legendary Bombing Morbius and Madam Webb.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
So it's crazy for a Marvel movie to open up.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I didn't even realize that was a Marvel that I
told the guy was just a good no wild hunter.
Speaker 12 (20:30):
Yea Gladiator too, came in fourth place, and fifth place
went to The Lord of the.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Rings The War of the Rahari Rajari.
Speaker 12 (20:41):
I know all the Lord of the Rings fans are
very upset with me, but I cannot pronounce that. So
it came in fifth and it's an animated Lord of
the Rings. I didn't bring.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Could not get any worse.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Oh, really, opening up this Friday, Moufasa.
Speaker 12 (20:59):
It's a g I photorealastic realistic animated movie about mufast
It's a musical drama, and it's both the prequel and
the sequel to the twenty nineteen remake of the nineteen
ninety four film The Lion King.
Speaker 10 (21:15):
Oh kind of the bad guy.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Okay, So you got the prequel and the PST.
Speaker 9 (21:22):
What do you call it?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
A prequel and a sequel?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Prequel in a sequel in one movie?
Speaker 3 (21:26):
I look at that.
Speaker 10 (21:28):
Wow, huh flashbacks.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Just be nice and let those people go.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Yes, a returning voices Beyonce will return this movie.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Okay now yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Donald Glover is also in it.
Speaker 12 (21:43):
Aaron Pierre and Beyonce's daughter Blue Ivy Carter debut.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
I've been worried sick about her.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
I think she's gonna make it.
Speaker 12 (21:52):
Another animated flip coming out Friday. Sonic the Hedgehog three.
Know anyone who'd want to go see that one? This
is an actually adventure mix of live actors and animation.
Jim Carrey came out of retirement to perform in Sonic
the Hedgehog three.
Speaker 9 (22:09):
We all better get great Christmas gifts from you, otherwise
we're calling Maddie.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
And This Hedgehog three movie is about Sonic, Knuckles and Tails.
Speaker 12 (22:18):
They reunite against a powerful new adversary, Shadow, a mysterious
villain with powers.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Unlike anything they've based before.
Speaker 12 (22:25):
With their abilities outmatched, Team Sonic must seek out an
unlikely alliance.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Hopefully they'll be quick as well. Keep up with them.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
You beep about ninety eight minutes and that's a rep
of what's right.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
But thank you very much. Well, let's get us a winner.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
A game of wordy word would be a bad idea
right now, like what the heck?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Get back in that Christmas spirit one eight hundred Big
Show you told free line. We'll get a couple of
conteszents and play next. Good Wednesday morning. It's a big
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showing already you're runing to your d seventy eighteen Heart
Sayings featured track of The Big Show.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Bed Box. All I want for Christmas's beer. It'll save
you some time.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Just check out Christmas, but every other major holiday and
that's all there.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
You got on.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Working for you in minutes.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Check out on their contest one you can't get through,
we'll call you. You don't blame word to word we
got happened.
Speaker 9 (23:43):
To Let's know that what everybody's head.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I buy the bed oka't my wordy word? Not a
worthy word. Let's meet their contestants. We got a penny
from my Heart's Ilabama, Good morning.
Speaker 10 (23:54):
Penny, good morning.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I'm ready all right for me, I'm taking the white
out Alabama girl, okay, all right, and.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
We got Ian from Clinton, Tennessee. Good morning, Ian, morn.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
All right, Taylor you can have aan. Oh why Tennessee boy.
I've known a few of them my life. All right,
Uh Ian, that's Penny mount Obama. Penny Ian from Tennessee. Hello, yeah,
you go all.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Right? Well, Ian, you relaxing? Me and Penny. We'll go
for the first round and see what we can put
on the board. Are you ready, Penny?
Speaker 12 (24:37):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Okay, a blank for your thoughts, practicing practice, how far
we want? The same way? Bok your name and everything? Okay,
I got, I'm sorry, Teddy, We're ready. Okay, here we go.
Start the clock now. The opposite of closed is yes,
uh huh? Blank?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Birthday to you? Blank birthday to you? Yeah, all right,
you're pro blank. I'll give you a blank, A B
or C. What is your blank? Uh?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yes, uh huh. I don't eat a part of it.
I want to eat the blank thing. Yes, you get tested.
You have a high Q.
Speaker 16 (25:19):
You are a.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I started to come out with that home. It's like,
you know, well never month, Penny, good work, good work.
Maybe five on the board. So Tater and Ian, let's
see what y'all can do for round one?
Speaker 10 (25:40):
You ready? Ian?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Knocked it off? Knocked off?
Speaker 7 (25:45):
You there?
Speaker 8 (25:45):
Ian?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I okay, all right there, dart the clock.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Now in your car, you have this window on your
on the top of your car. What's it called.
Speaker 12 (26:00):
Yes, you put a picture in one of these in
the old dudes. Yes, put the blank to the medal
your gas blank. Yes, you look at yourself in one
of these mirror you you pull this down on your
car so the sun doesn't get in your eyes. You
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live in a big blank or out in the country,
a big.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
All right. Well, look at y'all.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Put a six on the board to take the lead
by one players here, all right, Penny, let's see what
we can put on for round two.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 16 (26:41):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
All right, start the clock. Now, see how much you
weigh on the bathroom? Yeah? Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
It's a big, wide blank. He's got the whole world blank. Yeah,
the United States is the best blank.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Of all time country. Yes, that's it. Uh, that is
not a real thing. It's a blank, look at it. Yes.
Another name for a cat like technical name for a
cat or cats t.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Is like staying yes, all right, righty, wait what a
grab feline is a tough one. So another five on
a five and oh we'll run some numbers down. I
would say our words are a lot tougher than Tatter's
getting so far, but I'm.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Not going to point that out. And who turns the tablets? No, no,
just make sure she's not dealing from the bottom of
the deck. Ian, you and Tayler.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
All you need is four to tie, five will win?
All right, all right, all right, start the clock now.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
If you leave the milk on your cereal too long,
it'll get this. Yes, this is you're really mad?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
You are what?
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Frustrated and furious?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
No another word for like you need blank management?
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Anger?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, well so what you are?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
You are it?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
So you're really what? I'm really blank with you?
Speaker 5 (28:10):
Angry?
Speaker 16 (28:11):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Yes, hey, you want to play a game of this poker?
You have to use these things in your hand card?
Speaker 12 (28:17):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Great, rise with it.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
You want to go and play out in the back
blank yard.
Speaker 10 (28:24):
Yard? Made it for hard?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Ten?
Speaker 6 (28:29):
We have over time? Y?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Alright boy, girl, well we.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Do y'allways, do a fifteen second overtime to see if
we can get us get us a winner.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Right here. All right, what alright, and you relax, Penny.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
We're gonna go for fifteen seconds, goes by real quick?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
All right, all right we can start the now a
serve in the national what guard?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yes, uh huh okay, rhymes with another name for grease.
It's white the old time. Yeah, all right, this is
not gloves but the kittens. Oh waitmen a catcher's blank. Yes,
good work, Penny. I was messing up all kinds of
words and you jumped in there. We put a three
on the board, so Ian and tator. A three from
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you guys will force double overtime.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Four will win Ian? Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (29:36):
I've waited for this moment my whole life.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
That's never been said to me before.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Okay, all all right, ready ready three will tie ready.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Go cheddar blank swiss blank? Yes, hey you want to
endheuser bush blank? A miller? Would you you cook with
this bacon? Blank? Lord is part of the Yes, Tom,
you do this to doe with your knuckles?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Need wow?
Speaker 6 (30:11):
You need for the wind.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Well, Penny.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Four and fifteen seconds, Man, that little word tablet dictator
has hitit over there, really came in here and oh.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I am kidnap. Need that is a tough one, right there. Y, Yeah,
that's a penny. Don't go to baby. I feel like I,
oh you, yes you have, We'll do something for you
here and I well that's okay.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
Hey, it was a fair fight, all right.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
We're so sweet, Penny. Will you try again some time,
hopefully after the first of the year. Like rayved Zoe
get back to him in first of a year, I'll do.
We appreciate you, Penny, thank you, and he look at.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
You, man, you are a player.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
That whole thing you've been looking forward to us, Like
when the starting quarterback goes down, you just got to
be ready to step up.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
But you did a whole game.
Speaker 12 (31:14):
Man.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Wow, Am I making too much of this? Uh huh? Okay?
Speaker 5 (31:18):
I played about a year ago and I won, and
my competitor I didn't. I didn't have as good of
a shot the last time I won, but but it
was by a large margin. It was an awesome green Penny.
Speaker 12 (31:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
You hang on and Jack can hook you up. Taylor,
thank you, and you'll always be forever etched with Ian there.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
To go, at least in my mind.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, good morning.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Got to be showing the radio in his big request
time Michael at Rakowski out of Cookville, Tennessee, says, could
y'all play call Jilder's version of the Three Little Pigs?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Well we show again, Michael, can't we tighter?
Speaker 9 (31:58):
We can't?
Speaker 2 (31:59):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
She got it coming up next? Good Morning, Big Shows
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on the radio with the b requests. Michael Rakowski had
a cook Bill, Tennessee. This story from gol.
Speaker 17 (32:35):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Childers.
Speaker 9 (32:45):
I had pork shops the other night with that wheelie boy.
Did mama got me thinking about him? Three little pigs?
Speaker 16 (32:58):
I reckon, I can tell you about him if you
want me too, Well, sir, and the three little pigs
all growed up. Their poor mother is old and give out.
She plumb had a belley load of their shenanigans. They
was kindly wild, carried on a great deal squealing and
the pooping in the house there. He was pretty bad
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even for a stye. Some folks say, pig pen, I
see stye. Their mama couldn't keep up with him no
more so she could turn them loose into the world.
One of them little pigs, he had him a book
on LOLd cabins. One had a book on building stuff
with straw. Another had a book on bricklaying. They figured
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it's probably better at each have a own place, on
account they didn't want folks to think I was right
a bit funny, not funny funny, Well, sir, that verse
little pig, he didn't do a very good job. His
boss didn't pay him much wage, so we had to
build his place on the cheap. He didn't have toes
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make it out of logs, so he used kindling. It
is all right, I guess my drafty dug himself out
a little hole in the ground, putting down some quilt.
Speaker 9 (34:16):
Sire.
Speaker 16 (34:17):
He's waiting for the ball game to come on the TV,
and that little black and white television, and along come
miss Wolf. He was going to the dollar store to
get some more of that body meat. He smelled that
a little pig care in that straw house, and he
got himself a taste for bacon. I rickon. They tried
to talk it his way into that house of sticks,
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but he started saying he had a candy gram and whatnot.
That little pig he'd seen that TV show too. He's
too smart for him, told him go off, Somemmers.
Speaker 9 (34:52):
That old wolf.
Speaker 16 (34:54):
He huffed, puffed, blowed that little stickhouse plumb apart. A
little pig, he squealed, run next door to his brother's place.
What was made of straw? They figured day safe enough,
so they settled in there started watching that ball game.
Speaker 9 (35:13):
Here come that wolf.
Speaker 16 (35:15):
Wolf got all excited because they figured if and they
played his cards right, he can eat him two little
pigs and catch a second half of the ball game.
Speaker 9 (35:26):
He asked the pigs to let him in, and they
told him to get certain little pig butts mad not
to talk that way. They just little pigs.
Speaker 16 (35:36):
That old wolf bowed up, puffed and puffed, broke down
a little grass check right down, had them too a
little pigs squealed, run around a bit, went over next
door to that little smart pigs place.
Speaker 9 (35:49):
What built with bricks.
Speaker 16 (35:51):
He had a pretty good set up there, and one
of that big old flat screen TV's watch that ball game.
Had a big old mess of food whipped up her.
That wolf thought he plumb hit the jackpot.
Speaker 9 (36:02):
He could get in there.
Speaker 16 (36:03):
He'd have a nice place to watch the ball game.
Enough pig left over to invite his brother in. He
called it brother on the cell phone and told him
what he had a planning, and he huffed and puffed
a couple of times, but doing no good.
Speaker 9 (36:20):
And all that huffing and puffing, he'd already done and
aggravated his ass for the arm and just had luck.
Speaker 16 (36:26):
He left his puffer the home. Not a little pig
seting that old wolf having a hard time. Are made
support of him a good bit. They were kindly, no
count well that wolf. He used his noodle's all that
smoke coming out of that chimblet the iron. Some folk
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calls it a flu I called it a chimbley. So
he climbed up burn. He could hear them pigs carrying on,
watching the game and making sport of him. I didn't
send it too well with a wolf, and he started
down that chimney to get him. It just weren't that
wolf's day. That smart old brick pig garon. He had
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him a pot of wolf stew of going on open fire,
only one thing missing.
Speaker 9 (37:14):
Wolf, Well, sir, that old wolf were plopped into that
big old pot of stew killed him.
Speaker 16 (37:24):
Them little pigs Perton near busted gut, laughing at how
they fooled that wolf. Bout that time his brother comes
strolling along already to watch the ball game and eat
some pig. He finds his brother turned in the stew meat.
He starts a hollering, what you cook my brother, fir?
Speaker 9 (37:39):
What you cook my brother Fern? I have little picks.
Speaker 16 (37:44):
Didn't think it was so funny down especially when that
wolf come ins to eating on him watching the ball game.
Well you figured that's what his brother would have wanted.
More of the story is probably ain't all that good
for you. Poor can't, but at least it won't eat
you like a wolf wheel.
Speaker 9 (38:08):
The end.
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
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Speaker 2 (39:07):
I don't get check squat for Christmas. All my friends
are brokecast me.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
I never find a present under me the Christmas tree.
I got nowhere to hang us stuck, and I ain't
got no fireplace.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
All the girls I met look like they just through
rent from matter space.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Christmas Show can be that. I could use a nice
cold but show could use.
Speaker 8 (39:40):
Some cheer.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
For Christmass.
Speaker 6 (39:45):
Me.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
I don't get much Christmas. Section, got no girlfriend by
my side. It's hard get romantically. Samuel Wide, my roommate, Tilburt,
he's a handful of biggest gooop you ever seen.
Speaker 8 (40:11):
His girlfriend gave him COVID.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
We all had two quarantine.
Speaker 10 (40:17):
Brent hard to.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
The irs, a real badcase of ibs.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Read my whole baby, powerful Christmas.
Speaker 6 (40:30):
He's baby. The body shot by run is going down
the tunes. It's been months and months since I last
seen some moods.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Since I starts taking, I've done all hard racket. I'm
stuck in the mud. So sad break some body. I
won't ask for much this Christmas.
Speaker 10 (41:05):
Santa, do what you can do.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Drop me off a nice cat twelve pack. That is
all ask of you.
Speaker 7 (41:15):
Help me beat this Christmas folk, wear a good old Christmas.
Speaker 10 (41:20):
Drunk, make my home bad.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Don't come for Christmas?
Speaker 6 (41:31):
Is be.
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For Christmas?
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Sis, be.
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Sis be.
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As your bush says.
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Greetings fellow Ols, Shriman Pratt The Big Show Bright here
with today's topic, Christmas. Hunker down and get ready for
a little psychology. One oh one Face it. Gifts come
from two places, your family units in Santa Claus. To
ensure the ultimate and holidays satisfaction, play both ends against
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the middle.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Let me preach us.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
First of all, don't try to bluff Santacle. He's the
one who knows if you've been better good. You can't
dupe him like you've been fooling your throats. To be honest,
I'm a little fuzzy on the whole. Santa Claus knows
all and sees all stuff, but why risk it? Make
your yearly Santa letter clear and concise, be respectful. If
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you really want to brown nose, call him mister Claws,
and close with regards to the missus, and don't ramble.
If you had to read all those letters every year,
the last thing you'd want to do is go on
about some rash you've had for a week or some
crummy teacher that's treating you like navel one. Save that
junk for your folks. Get to the point and get out,
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and whatever you do, don't talk about how you screwed
up during the year. There's a chance that Santa Claus
might have missed a few things in his naughty and
nice list. If you pointed out and he's in a
bad mood because of something the elves did, he may
just take it out on you. Thing you know, it's good,
Bob bast Station two. Remember cop to nothing. Get your
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letter in the mail early. The earlier the better. If
you beat the rush, you have a better chance of
cleaning up on the stuff you wanted and not getting
the left of her Bunnie Slippers and beanie babies. Do
all this and you can just sit back and let
all the good times rule. As for your parents, be
sure they know all your sizes and your favorite colors
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because you're gonna get next year's wardrobe. And if you
do get something fabulous from your folks, you can bet
they switch the name tags in the middle of the night.
Thank your lucky stars for old Chris Krinkle. Until next time.
This is Sherman Bright reminding you it's a kid's worlds, y'all.
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Good morning, it's a big shaw on the radio. You
got to do your Wednesday d zimber the eighteenth ten
minutes Christmas song of the Year for the boy Scouts.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Awhere come not official.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Heard for the Big Jamboree, thousands and thousands of Boy
Scouts singing Christmas Balls.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
We'll releave that bimmer and.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Another Christmas song follow up from Robert Earl Keene before.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
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getting ready out of Phoenix City, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Good morning, Dean, Good morning body.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Welcome ah Dean. We're gonna ask Tatter some questions. You agree, disagree?
Your two bells before two buggers, and you win.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
All right, agrees, came over.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Let's see what she got here, Marcie. What is the
one thing you need to turn a liquid into a gas.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
That would be ghost peppers.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, hot, Yes, you need heat to do that, the
liquid in a gas.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, you're starting with the ghost pepper and then you
go right to heat. Huh, that heat is what you need. Dean,
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
For all this science question?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Going with an agree? And that was the name to do. Yes,
you need heat and turn your liquid into some gas.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
We said, no more science questions.
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not mar recording the Penthouse.
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If a man accidentally walked in on a nude Muslim woman,
what would be the first thing she'd probably cover?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
It would be her goat her, vote her.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
They're everywhere, They're everywhere.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
The yeah, I don't know why though, her face. The
first thing a nigga Muslim woman. What covers her face?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
My face?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
I've always heard day I'll have to go ahead, go
with the tighter.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
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us a win knowing about gases naked Muslim women.
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I'm guessing Dean, yep, need glass to go called Dino.
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Old?
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Oh?
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Thank you?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
All right?
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Boy?
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Why the many I wear? And tell me your news
on the other side.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yes, the class at Christmas Tube, Christmas Ball, ain't of
my black Son of Cary. Good morning, it's to make
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show on the radio Wednesday Morning, Johnny No cash things
at Christmas tune less than twenty minutes right now, one
of the most requesting tunes we get here on the.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Big Show from the Boulder Boys.
Speaker 8 (08:04):
Christmas Balls, Christmas Balls. I've got great big Christmas bass
pain love Black sands at the ball. I've got Christmas
ball every year at Christmas time. My boot loved my ball,
finishing up my real nice day dragon down the hall.
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They looks so fine hanging on my Christmas street that
people come from miles around just so they fancy my
Christmas balls.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
Christmas ball.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
I've got great big Christmas ball, Pine love black sands
at the ball. I've got Christmas ball. When I was
just a little boys, dogs and dust at the mall.
Ask me what I want any tonight do I'm great
big ball. I showed them my phone. Christmas boys.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
You all my family, mom and dad and sister too.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
We're all so proud to see Christmas ball. Christmas ball.
I've got great big Christmas ball.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Hans up black says a ball.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
I've got Christmas ball every year at the holiday's reporters
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come see me. You've probably seen me showing my balls
on National.
Speaker 10 (09:47):
No te big.
Speaker 8 (09:53):
Now I'm seeing my child there. But my balls I
have seen when I did gone wig hang on, mom
my great my Christmas fall, Christmas ball. I've got great
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big Christmas fall.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
I ain't love.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Black sand duck fall.
Speaker 8 (10:21):
I've got Christmas paull Christmas Fall, Christmas Falls. I've got
pretty big Christmas past. I ain't love blaxanders Ball. I've
got Christmas Ball, Christmas Ball, Christmas past. I've got pretty
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big Christmas past. I ain't Cleve black Sands uk Fall,
I've got Christmas Ball, I got Christmas.
Speaker 10 (10:55):
Ball, most famous Ranger Fall.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I said, yeah, you thought I was gonna launch, thought
I was gonna launch anything.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah, I love that little I thought you'd forgotten the
words that among yourselves.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Here I will tell you more Christmas tunes coming Robert
rol Keane second Christmas song. Then we're gonna have some
what to watch, a couple of games, a wordy word,
lastic men as a hoot, Christmas tune as well.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
All right, we're exciting to get signs. Side starts bringing
down the records. Johnny no cash.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
Christmas times are coming. It's right around the bend. I'll
be done by in presents, but I don't know. When
I'm out here Christmas shopping at the discount mall, and
whatever's in my wallet, they'll probably get it all.
Speaker 9 (12:38):
When I was just a.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
Baby, Christmas time was fun. But when you buy the presents,
your work is never done. My big December rank roll
is looking mighty sly. Time to making another good stuff
At the yonder comes my cousin with his brand new
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master plan to wish me merry Christmas and Borrow's seven
grand Him and that wife of his'n are happy as
can be.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Because he just got out of prison.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
It's who he came to see. Yeah, my family's full
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of knit wits. They're kind of on the skids this
year off. Both three boob jobs do toys for sixteen kids.
I'm trailer park in Santa saving my dumkin phone. If
I don't seem real jolly, it's because I'm flat as bro.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
And Huzzer Bush. Good morning. The Big Show's on a
radio and more Big Show right around the.
Speaker 11 (14:46):
Corner, that says buzz nut Lay with a bulletin Big
Show Knows report live on the scene of a major desact.
I've never seen such carnage, and may I remind you
that I was at the Great Donna Pass Barbecue eating
the buckle of nineteen ninety nine. This is much much worse.
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions. The tattered caucasses of
other morning shows live in the battlefield. You're listening to
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the victors in this morning radio war John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Now can I turn in my expense receipts? Good morning,
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It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
We've all no merried Christmas from the family, Robert Earl
Kane the second Christmas too? That love the Barbie doll
in the gravy boat.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Who kind of dinner?
Speaker 9 (16:04):
Boy with that? Right here?
Speaker 12 (16:06):
Din it?
Speaker 13 (16:06):
There is a Barbie doll in the gravy boat up
on Bomb's TV.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Said.
Speaker 13 (16:16):
Hern Angel.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Maid a sty foam.
Speaker 13 (16:19):
Holds Rita's cigar.
Speaker 14 (16:24):
Santa waves an empty beer in.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
His plastic hand.
Speaker 13 (16:32):
Everyone is here this shear it's Christmas time again.
Speaker 12 (16:38):
You know.
Speaker 14 (16:39):
The kids are in their sleeping bags with every kind
of toy. Kennan cave it day and dad's a lazy boy.
Speaker 10 (16:55):
Sign friend has.
Speaker 15 (16:57):
Got a coachy spot.
Speaker 14 (16:59):
I need the Oh Christmas.
Speaker 13 (17:01):
Tree, the sitting and it's underwear, the trunk as he
can be. Last nine we stuffed our stockings and hum
missile toe. When Santa Claus came.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Knocking, he look like Uncle Jump.
Speaker 10 (17:27):
Someone put the coffee.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
On and behind the tiling.
Speaker 10 (17:35):
Merry Christmas, every.
Speaker 15 (17:38):
One, a holidays you are.
Speaker 10 (17:51):
You know our dad got mom.
Speaker 13 (17:54):
A flannel rope and kN a Socketself and Mom got
k a super value pack of Nipper K got Kin
the Nordic track, then a new guitar for me and
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Ken got sister Spanish speaking lessons on CEP. Last night
me all sant jingle bells and opened up by horns.
This morning, our home looks like l or possibly Walmart.
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Someone the gravy boat and dress the barby dive.
Speaker 10 (18:48):
Very Christmas every one.
Speaker 15 (18:53):
At the holidays, We're making mom posacks, severy walk, God.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Bless, good morning.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Make shows on the radio. Coming up, we play wordy
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Tator Tayman News is what to watch. Here's Marcy Taylor Moran.
Speaker 12 (19:55):
We're gonna look and see what was rocking at the
box office over the weekend. Mwana two is the number
one movie.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
For the third straight weekend.
Speaker 12 (20:03):
Disney followed closely by Wicked, with Ariana Grande in second place.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Craven the Hunter came in third.
Speaker 12 (20:11):
It earned eleven million at the box office, given it
the worst opening for any Sony Marvel movie, including the
legendary Bombing Morbius and Madam Webb.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
So it's crazy for a Marvel movie to open up.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I didn't even realize that was a Marvel that I
told the guy was just a good no wild hunter.
Speaker 12 (20:30):
Yea Gladiator too, came in fourth place, and fifth place
went to The Lord of the.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Rings The War of the Rahari Rajari.
Speaker 12 (20:41):
I know all the Lord of the Rings fans are
very upset with me, but I cannot pronounce that. So
it came in fifth and it's an animated Lord of
the Rings. I didn't bring.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Could not get any worse.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Oh, really, opening up this Friday, Moufasa.
Speaker 12 (20:59):
It's a g I photorealastic realistic animated movie about mufast
It's a musical drama, and it's both the prequel and
the sequel to the twenty nineteen remake of the nineteen
ninety four film The Lion King.
Speaker 10 (21:15):
Oh kind of the bad guy.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Okay, So you got the prequel and the PST.
Speaker 9 (21:22):
What do you call it?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
A prequel and a sequel?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Prequel in a sequel in one movie?
Speaker 3 (21:26):
I look at that.
Speaker 10 (21:28):
Wow, huh flashbacks.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Just be nice and let those people go.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Yes, a returning voices Beyonce will return this movie.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Okay now yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Donald Glover is also in it.
Speaker 12 (21:43):
Aaron Pierre and Beyonce's daughter Blue Ivy Carter debut.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
I've been worried sick about her.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
I think she's gonna make it.
Speaker 12 (21:52):
Another animated flip coming out Friday. Sonic the Hedgehog three.
Know anyone who'd want to go see that one? This
is an actually adventure mix of live actors and animation.
Jim Carrey came out of retirement to perform in Sonic
the Hedgehog three.
Speaker 9 (22:09):
We all better get great Christmas gifts from you, otherwise
we're calling Maddie.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
And This Hedgehog three movie is about Sonic, Knuckles and Tails.
Speaker 12 (22:18):
They reunite against a powerful new adversary, Shadow, a mysterious
villain with powers.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Unlike anything they've based before.
Speaker 12 (22:25):
With their abilities outmatched, Team Sonic must seek out an
unlikely alliance.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Hopefully they'll be quick as well. Keep up with them.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
You beep about ninety eight minutes and that's a rep
of what's right.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
But thank you very much. Well, let's get us a winner.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
A game of wordy word would be a bad idea
right now, like what the heck?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Get back in that Christmas spirit one eight hundred Big
Show you told free line. We'll get a couple of
conteszents and play next. Good Wednesday morning. It's a big
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showing already you're runing to your d seventy eighteen Heart
Sayings featured track of The Big Show.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Bed Box. All I want for Christmas's beer. It'll save
you some time.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Just check out Christmas, but every other major holiday and
that's all there.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
You got on.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Working for you in minutes.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Check out on their contest one you can't get through,
we'll call you. You don't blame word to word we
got happened.
Speaker 9 (23:43):
To Let's know that what everybody's head.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I buy the bed oka't my wordy word? Not a
worthy word. Let's meet their contestants. We got a penny
from my Heart's Ilabama, Good morning.
Speaker 10 (23:54):
Penny, good morning.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I'm ready all right for me, I'm taking the white
out Alabama girl, okay, all right, and.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
We got Ian from Clinton, Tennessee. Good morning, Ian, morn.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
All right, Taylor you can have aan. Oh why Tennessee boy.
I've known a few of them my life. All right,
Uh Ian, that's Penny mount Obama. Penny Ian from Tennessee. Hello, yeah,
you go all.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Right? Well, Ian, you relaxing? Me and Penny. We'll go
for the first round and see what we can put
on the board. Are you ready, Penny?
Speaker 12 (24:37):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Okay, a blank for your thoughts, practicing practice, how far
we want? The same way? Bok your name and everything? Okay,
I got, I'm sorry, Teddy, We're ready. Okay, here we go.
Start the clock now. The opposite of closed is yes,
uh huh? Blank?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Birthday to you? Blank birthday to you? Yeah, all right,
you're pro blank. I'll give you a blank, A B
or C. What is your blank? Uh?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yes, uh huh. I don't eat a part of it.
I want to eat the blank thing. Yes, you get tested.
You have a high Q.
Speaker 16 (25:19):
You are a.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I started to come out with that home. It's like,
you know, well never month, Penny, good work, good work.
Maybe five on the board. So Tater and Ian, let's
see what y'all can do for round one?
Speaker 10 (25:40):
You ready? Ian?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Knocked it off? Knocked off?
Speaker 7 (25:45):
You there?
Speaker 8 (25:45):
Ian?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I okay, all right there, dart the clock.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Now in your car, you have this window on your
on the top of your car. What's it called.
Speaker 12 (26:00):
Yes, you put a picture in one of these in
the old dudes. Yes, put the blank to the medal
your gas blank. Yes, you look at yourself in one
of these mirror you you pull this down on your
car so the sun doesn't get in your eyes. You
(26:20):
live in a big blank or out in the country,
a big.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
All right. Well, look at y'all.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Put a six on the board to take the lead
by one players here, all right, Penny, let's see what
we can put on for round two.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 16 (26:41):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
All right, start the clock. Now, see how much you
weigh on the bathroom? Yeah? Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
It's a big, wide blank. He's got the whole world blank. Yeah,
the United States is the best blank.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Of all time country. Yes, that's it. Uh, that is
not a real thing. It's a blank, look at it. Yes.
Another name for a cat like technical name for a
cat or cats t.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Is like staying yes, all right, righty, wait what a
grab feline is a tough one. So another five on
a five and oh we'll run some numbers down. I
would say our words are a lot tougher than Tatter's
getting so far, but I'm.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Not going to point that out. And who turns the tablets? No, no,
just make sure she's not dealing from the bottom of
the deck. Ian, you and Tayler.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
All you need is four to tie, five will win?
All right, all right, all right, start the clock now.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
If you leave the milk on your cereal too long,
it'll get this. Yes, this is you're really mad?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
You are what?
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Frustrated and furious?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
No another word for like you need blank management?
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Anger?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, well so what you are?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
You are it?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
So you're really what? I'm really blank with you?
Speaker 5 (28:10):
Angry?
Speaker 16 (28:11):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Yes, hey, you want to play a game of this poker?
You have to use these things in your hand card?
Speaker 12 (28:17):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Great, rise with it.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
You want to go and play out in the back
blank yard.
Speaker 10 (28:24):
Yard? Made it for hard?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Ten?
Speaker 6 (28:29):
We have over time? Y?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Alright boy, girl, well we.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Do y'allways, do a fifteen second overtime to see if
we can get us get us a winner.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Right here. All right, what alright, and you relax, Penny.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
We're gonna go for fifteen seconds, goes by real quick?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
All right, all right we can start the now a
serve in the national what guard?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yes, uh huh okay, rhymes with another name for grease.
It's white the old time. Yeah, all right, this is
not gloves but the kittens. Oh waitmen a catcher's blank. Yes,
good work, Penny. I was messing up all kinds of
words and you jumped in there. We put a three
on the board, so Ian and tator. A three from
(29:29):
you guys will force double overtime.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Four will win Ian? Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (29:36):
I've waited for this moment my whole life.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
That's never been said to me before.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Okay, all all right, ready ready three will tie ready.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Go cheddar blank swiss blank? Yes, hey you want to
endheuser bush blank? A miller? Would you you cook with
this bacon? Blank? Lord is part of the Yes, Tom,
you do this to doe with your knuckles?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Need wow?
Speaker 6 (30:11):
You need for the wind.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Well, Penny.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Four and fifteen seconds, Man, that little word tablet dictator
has hitit over there, really came in here and oh.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I am kidnap. Need that is a tough one, right there. Y, Yeah,
that's a penny. Don't go to baby. I feel like I,
oh you, yes you have, We'll do something for you
here and I well that's okay.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
Hey, it was a fair fight, all right.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
We're so sweet, Penny. Will you try again some time,
hopefully after the first of the year. Like rayved Zoe
get back to him in first of a year, I'll do.
We appreciate you, Penny, thank you, and he look at.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
You, man, you are a player.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
That whole thing you've been looking forward to us, Like
when the starting quarterback goes down, you just got to
be ready to step up.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
But you did a whole game.
Speaker 12 (31:14):
Man.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Wow, Am I making too much of this? Uh huh? Okay?
Speaker 5 (31:18):
I played about a year ago and I won, and
my competitor I didn't. I didn't have as good of
a shot the last time I won, but but it
was by a large margin. It was an awesome green Penny.
Speaker 12 (31:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
You hang on and Jack can hook you up. Taylor,
thank you, and you'll always be forever etched with Ian there.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
To go, at least in my mind.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, good morning.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Got to be showing the radio in his big request
time Michael at Rakowski out of Cookville, Tennessee, says, could
y'all play call Jilder's version of the Three Little Pigs?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Well we show again, Michael, can't we tighter?
Speaker 9 (31:58):
We can't?
Speaker 2 (31:59):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
She got it coming up next? Good Morning, Big Shows
(32:26):
on the radio with the b requests. Michael Rakowski had
a cook Bill, Tennessee. This story from gol.
Speaker 17 (32:35):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Childers.
Speaker 9 (32:45):
I had pork shops the other night with that wheelie boy.
Did mama got me thinking about him? Three little pigs?
Speaker 16 (32:58):
I reckon, I can tell you about him if you
want me too, Well, sir, and the three little pigs
all growed up. Their poor mother is old and give out.
She plumb had a belley load of their shenanigans. They
was kindly wild, carried on a great deal squealing and
the pooping in the house there. He was pretty bad
(33:20):
even for a stye. Some folks say, pig pen, I
see stye. Their mama couldn't keep up with him no
more so she could turn them loose into the world.
One of them little pigs, he had him a book
on LOLd cabins. One had a book on building stuff
with straw. Another had a book on bricklaying. They figured
(33:42):
it's probably better at each have a own place, on
account they didn't want folks to think I was right
a bit funny, not funny funny, Well, sir, that verse
little pig, he didn't do a very good job. His
boss didn't pay him much wage, so we had to
build his place on the cheap. He didn't have toes
(34:05):
make it out of logs, so he used kindling. It
is all right, I guess my drafty dug himself out
a little hole in the ground, putting down some quilt.
Speaker 9 (34:16):
Sire.
Speaker 16 (34:17):
He's waiting for the ball game to come on the TV,
and that little black and white television, and along come
miss Wolf. He was going to the dollar store to
get some more of that body meat. He smelled that
a little pig care in that straw house, and he
got himself a taste for bacon. I rickon. They tried
to talk it his way into that house of sticks,
(34:38):
but he started saying he had a candy gram and whatnot.
That little pig he'd seen that TV show too. He's
too smart for him, told him go off, Somemmers.
Speaker 9 (34:52):
That old wolf.
Speaker 16 (34:54):
He huffed, puffed, blowed that little stickhouse plumb apart. A
little pig, he squealed, run next door to his brother's place.
What was made of straw? They figured day safe enough,
so they settled in there started watching that ball game.
Speaker 9 (35:13):
Here come that wolf.
Speaker 16 (35:15):
Wolf got all excited because they figured if and they
played his cards right, he can eat him two little
pigs and catch a second half of the ball game.
Speaker 9 (35:26):
He asked the pigs to let him in, and they
told him to get certain little pig butts mad not
to talk that way. They just little pigs.
Speaker 16 (35:36):
That old wolf bowed up, puffed and puffed, broke down
a little grass check right down, had them too a
little pigs squealed, run around a bit, went over next
door to that little smart pigs place.
Speaker 9 (35:49):
What built with bricks.
Speaker 16 (35:51):
He had a pretty good set up there, and one
of that big old flat screen TV's watch that ball game.
Had a big old mess of food whipped up her.
That wolf thought he plumb hit the jackpot.
Speaker 9 (36:02):
He could get in there.
Speaker 16 (36:03):
He'd have a nice place to watch the ball game.
Enough pig left over to invite his brother in. He
called it brother on the cell phone and told him
what he had a planning, and he huffed and puffed
a couple of times, but doing no good.
Speaker 9 (36:20):
And all that huffing and puffing, he'd already done and
aggravated his ass for the arm and just had luck.
Speaker 16 (36:26):
He left his puffer the home. Not a little pig
seting that old wolf having a hard time. Are made
support of him a good bit. They were kindly, no
count well that wolf. He used his noodle's all that
smoke coming out of that chimblet the iron. Some folk
(36:47):
calls it a flu I called it a chimbley. So
he climbed up burn. He could hear them pigs carrying on,
watching the game and making sport of him. I didn't
send it too well with a wolf, and he started
down that chimney to get him. It just weren't that
wolf's day. That smart old brick pig garon. He had
(37:09):
him a pot of wolf stew of going on open fire,
only one thing missing.
Speaker 9 (37:14):
Wolf, Well, sir, that old wolf were plopped into that
big old pot of stew killed him.
Speaker 16 (37:24):
Them little pigs Perton near busted gut, laughing at how
they fooled that wolf. Bout that time his brother comes
strolling along already to watch the ball game and eat
some pig. He finds his brother turned in the stew meat.
He starts a hollering, what you cook my brother, fir?
Speaker 9 (37:39):
What you cook my brother Fern? I have little picks.
Speaker 16 (37:44):
Didn't think it was so funny down especially when that
wolf come ins to eating on him watching the ball game.
Well you figured that's what his brother would have wanted.
More of the story is probably ain't all that good
for you. Poor can't, but at least it won't eat
you like a wolf wheel.
Speaker 9 (38:08):
The end.
Speaker 17 (38:11):
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
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Ho's featured track from a Big Shoe, Big Box key
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I don't get check squat for Christmas. All my friends
are brokecast me.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
I never find a present under me the Christmas tree.
I got nowhere to hang us stuck, and I ain't
got no fireplace.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
All the girls I met look like they just through
rent from matter space.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Christmas Show can be that. I could use a nice
cold but show could use.
Speaker 8 (39:40):
Some cheer.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
For Christmass.
Speaker 6 (39:45):
Me.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
I don't get much Christmas. Section, got no girlfriend by
my side. It's hard get romantically. Samuel Wide, my roommate, Tilburt,
he's a handful of biggest gooop you ever seen.
Speaker 8 (40:11):
His girlfriend gave him COVID.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
We all had two quarantine.
Speaker 10 (40:17):
Brent hard to.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
The irs, a real badcase of ibs.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Read my whole baby, powerful Christmas.
Speaker 6 (40:30):
He's baby. The body shot by run is going down
the tunes. It's been months and months since I last
seen some moods.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Since I starts taking, I've done all hard racket. I'm
stuck in the mud. So sad break some body. I
won't ask for much this Christmas.
Speaker 10 (41:05):
Santa, do what you can do.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Drop me off a nice cat twelve pack. That is
all ask of you.
Speaker 7 (41:15):
Help me beat this Christmas folk, wear a good old Christmas.
Speaker 10 (41:20):
Drunk, make my home bad.
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