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Sun up up, God can do to new Let's get
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up and get at it, boys and girls.
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It is Wednesday morning. Here we are know the humpdays
August the fifth.
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As we get into what it was like the last
month of summertime, everybody National root.
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Beer Float Day.
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Stoop of vanilla ice cream and a nice comug of
frothy root beer.
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It's also known as the black Cow.
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The root beer float got a short in Colorado in
a mining camp.
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Oh Frank J.
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Wisner, a Cripple Creek, Colorado, gets a credit for inventing
the black Cow way back in August of eighteen ninety three.
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Per summer I Ever, it was a victim of road rage.
I was drinking a root beer. It was an ib
C and those brown bottles that look like.
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You threw it out in the wind and it's the
guy behind you in the windshield.
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No, no, I was saying, you do that a lot.
I told you you're gonna get don't get in trouble
with that. Oh no way, But I'm sorry. Does this
have a like a real exciting ending? You drinking root beer?
He was blowing her horn and following.
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A woman blew her horn at you while you were
drinking a root beer.
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Followed me home and said I shouldn't be drinking beer
while I'm driving because it looked like and I was like,
it's root beer, and she went, well, you still shouldn't
be drinking.
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Wow, it might be you just random string lynd down
the road. Yeah, gonna follow you.
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Tell me I shouldn't be drinking a root beer.
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You probably did something else to dick her off. You're
not even aware, don't you know?
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He's so jagged?
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Yeah, no, it was cause I.
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Was drinking a root beer.
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That's all she threw at You thought you were drunk
while you were driving. Oh right, we're good. We're gonna
be fun to day.
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ready to win it. As to our three dates in
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the history where we'll get our three categories. It was
nineteen ninety three and Israel archaeologists.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
What who got that? Digs up bones?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh, Doctor Byron announced discovery of a fragment of a
monument bearing the first known reference outside the Bible the
King David and the House of David scholars described their
discovery as phenomenal.
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Keen David, what demand?
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All right?
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Three?
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Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger, using appearance on NBC's The Tonight Show
with Jay Leno to announce his successful bid to replace California.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Governor Gray Davis. Is so successful. That's when Arnold first
got into politics.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah, I arn it.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
And then finally on this day in twenty four, Kamala Harris,
So we forget Kamala.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
How does she want us to do it?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I can't even do it this quote, it's Kamala Kamala.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, she picked Minnesota to Governor Tim Waltz as her
vice presidential running mate.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
How did that go?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Them trying to get men in the party?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's their old deal. How can attract me in the party?
Speaker 7 (05:12):
And this is what you do?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
We walked.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
The first time he walked down, I said, that's sucker,
and he without looking.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I mean, you know, being in front of crowds and
have a chance to do that and see how things
really really work. I think I'm kind of a professional
to see that. So so he walked out with old
Kamala and before he even looked at anything, he hit
her on the arm and pointed up in the crowd
like on the you know up upstairs.
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Like hey, this guy is just awayful.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Look like.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
And then he does his heart thing and he does
his little prayer thing and runs around looking like, oh boy.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Richard Simmons, I'm just trying to help.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
But he was a coach.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
He say that, Yeah, all right, I'm sure here's a
good Okay, well anyway, good, let me hug you that out.
So just think about political offices and we'll get you
through that category when we get to it. One eight
hundred big shoes. You told free line. Come on, all right,
I'm good in a way, bet Joe.
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We play neck. I know that's strange.
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I'm just it's been like three minutes on Tim Walls
lying about somebody waving to him from a balcony.
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Yeah, first appearance.
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Yeah, but I won't give you credit.
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That's the closest you've come to an h army without
crossing the line.
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I have everything you got.
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Tag it all right, let's your mone in here.
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And he's a winning beginning outburst. Let's play upburst. It's
the game that anyone can win. John Boy, oh Billy
to give.
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The prizes from the big prize being, let's go he
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fun when you're playing.
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Upburst, have a hurry up and guest time you love
the best time you have a big shots.
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Let's say head of Frank from Humbo him, I say,
we have shots.
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Good morning, Frank, Frank, Hello, how you doing, buddy good?
How you guys doing good?
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All right?
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Sorry to keep you hanging on top of that pole
in your backyard and humboldt getting out here.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
One confused basket, USh, Frank?
Speaker 5 (08:15):
What I had to climb on top of it to
get a good sigare on my cell phone?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You learn that from Oliver Wendell Douglas.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
All right, well, Frank, let's get you through these three categories.
We're starting off with three things archaeologists find in five seconds.
Speaker 10 (08:33):
Ready, go, bones, poggery, and statues.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
All right, man, good work, all right now, three action
hero actors.
Speaker 11 (08:46):
Ready, go, let's see Arnold, Tom Cruise, and let's see
uh Bruce Willis.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Bruce. Yeah, he was like action hero cop from die Hard.
You good good? All right, Frank, No, I'm sorry you lose.
I'm just kidding, Frank. We're gonna wrap us up when
you give us three political offices.
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Ready, go, let me thank you're president vice president and governor,
look at you.
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Thank and winning. They're gonna work a lot more swag
Pat Frank, We'll get it to you.
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Rayford in the studio said, what happened happened to sow
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The RAVERD often wonders what happened to broadcasters he's worked
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Sometimes I go to look up something and find something
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I've wondered what happened to the man who replaced me
when I was unceremoniously despatched for my staff job at
WBT and WBTV here in Charlotte back in nineteen fifty six.
Back then we worked both radio and TV interchangeably. His
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name is was don't know whether he's still alive. Was
Owen Span. Last I heard years ago, he had left
the Charlotte area and moved west to San Francisco. Well,
when I lived and I could TV news in San
Francisco back in nineteen sixty eight, he wasn't there then,
So looking up something in a book from Randy's Library
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of Incidental Information, I ran across his name. Odd place
to find it. In David Fallon's book why do clocks
run clockwise? And other imponderables? On page fifty nine, why
do garment labels often say professional dry clean only? I
read this, when was the last time you heard of
an amateur dry cleaner? When we posed this imponderable by
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caller on the Owen Span Show, we resolved to ferret
out exactly who those amateur dry cleaners were. What these
labels are actually warning you against is cleaning the garments
in the coin operated bulk cleaning machines that used to
be found frequently in laundry. I doubt if any listener
can tell me what happened to Owen Span, whether any
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well anybody still use those laundromats in the day when
most households have washing machines, apartment complexes have washing and
drying machine rooms. I do remember the days when we
had to take the clothes to the laundromat, remember them
well with out If many of you do your listeners
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Morning, it's a big show on the radio Wednesday morning. Well,
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This joke, Nerd, you know you should really work in
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Yoke might come to that if I keep letting you
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Place, and while she was in the bathroom, I kind
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Brandy and I were on point today. How about some
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Scientists warned that the Earth could run out of conspiracy
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to build up Russian collusion is still around. After pushing
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intense psycho emotional problems, including uncontrolled fits of anger, bouts
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Good Morning, Got the Big Show on the Radio. Coming up,
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It's time for Tainer Tayman News and here's Ognaril Marcy
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E News is reporting that E News has been canceled.
What where am I going to get my e News.
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Yeah.
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Now the new episodes will continue it until September twenty fifth,
and then news is done.
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So what is that all about?
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Now?
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Do you know who's in it?
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Now? Was it.
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You're thinking about? Inside edition? They changed what I'm thinking?
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I've never seen it, so I know that it's the
one that has actually this music that's playing right now.
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Entertainment tonight.
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Yeah, I guess right.
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It was like another form of it, but yeah, news
is entertainment tonight.
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They shortened, so that's the channel, right, No, no, it's news.
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Let's just move on from that. I thought that that
would hit differently.
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Yeah, how about there's a petition that's been launched to
rename the Birmingham England Airport.
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After Ozzy Osborne.
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Is Birmingham, Birmingham, Birmingham, Birmingham, England.
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Birmingham, they say, Birmingham.
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You're point to it on this globe right, you are
the world traveler, likely for her the pilot.
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So you may have seen this video.
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Tech firm Astronomer enlisted actress Gwyneth Paltrow as a very
temporary spokesperson following the resignation of its CEO and HR
chief after you know, the whole kiss cam thing.
Speaker 15 (22:28):
At the.
Speaker 14 (22:31):
Right right, all right, So the tongue in cheek video
has Gwyneth who was formerly married to the Cold Play
frontman Chris Martin, and she addresses the public's curiosity without
mentioning the incident directly while highlighting astronomers AI and data
automation services.
Speaker 16 (22:47):
And it's very, very well done.
Speaker 14 (22:48):
And why is it well done because it was created
by Ryan Reynolds Agency, maximum effort and it had a
very it has a very Ryan Reynolds feel to it.
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Yeah, like that why Ron Reynolds is doing a lot
of TV commercials now because he's got an agency.
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No, because he's got a lot of money.
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Yeah, and those those you know he was backing home. Yeah,
he backed that.
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He has the soccer you know, he has the football team,
soccer team, and he's got you know, had the liquor
you know he and check. Yeah, so in the top
thirty five million views at last check, and it is
credited with helping the company recover from the damage that
its rep was happening.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Well, good for this, yes, Terry, wait wait two HR
people and it didn't affect the company. Wow, what happens
in the business world.
Speaker 16 (23:45):
Hey, the suckets are in the news. Prince Harry and Meghan.
Speaker 14 (23:49):
Markle's five year, one hundred million Netflix deal will not
be renewed when it expires in September, according.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
To Entertainment with the Cliffhanger.
Speaker 14 (24:01):
Now, Netflix says it's shifting away from large, multi project
agreements and going more towards the project base.
Speaker 18 (24:08):
They're going to go with something that doesn't suck no
wrong again because they're making the Obama Obama or they
sure know how to make fun of themselves.
Speaker 16 (24:24):
Okay, Hey, here's some buzz stories.
Speaker 14 (24:27):
Coyote Versus Acme, a live action animated Looney Tunes comedy
that was put on the shelf in twenty twenty three
by Warner Brothers for attacks rite off, has been revived
by a company called Catchup Entertainment. That's right, and it's
now set for global theatrical release in August of twenty
twenty six.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
And they only paid three dollars for it, so now
they got it really cheap.
Speaker 16 (24:50):
Really chea Coyote and jose Acme.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Oh the act.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
And order me because they didn't catch the road runner.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Got that could be fun?
Speaker 7 (25:06):
Is it real?
Speaker 14 (25:06):
Cartoony Jay Leto criticized today's late night host for leaning
too heavily into partisan political humor.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Only somebody on radio would have said that. Gee, let
me see I heard, Oh it.
Speaker 14 (25:23):
Was me.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Three years ago headline.
Speaker 9 (25:30):
Well, I.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Just go ahead and tell it, yeah, he says.
Speaker 14 (25:37):
He says that today's host are alienating half of the
audience with the political jokes by cozying up to one side,
and he even added, I don't think anybody wants to
hear a lecture.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Now, who's that?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Sound like me?
Speaker 16 (25:55):
Three stories?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
One?
Speaker 16 (25:57):
I can only pick one.
Speaker 13 (25:58):
What will I tell you?
Speaker 14 (26:00):
You want to hear about Kelly Clarks, you want to
hear about Fleetwood Mac. And you want to hear about
Zach Brown.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
I think he may not know that way.
Speaker 14 (26:06):
Okay, So there are details about the Buckingham Nicks reissue
and it's finally been officially announced. In nineteen seventy three
duo album The Lindsay Buckingham and Stevie nixt Made, which
paved their way into Fleetwood Mac, will be reissued on
September nineteenth on streaming services CD and on four different
color vinyl variants, which I don't really understand.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I guess fins hot.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
So they're adding a little spark to But the thing
is Fleetwood Mac is all kissed and made up.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
I saw coups of them sitting together. Can you imagine.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I know, man, we had Lindsey Buckingham on the show,
you know, back back.
Speaker 12 (26:39):
When it was.
Speaker 16 (26:42):
You never had Stevieline.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Heard the concert. I told her Bowden, Richard Bowden, I say, man,
I'm closer. Her nostrils were black. Has looked like they
were the pay I don't know, but they were black.
Very he said, Wow, that's the total opposite of the
color they were with him.
Speaker 14 (27:06):
Well, Crying in the Night is available now at all
streaming services.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
All right, good job, man, babe, thank you very much.
All right, well let's get us a winner. Let's play
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we found out if you're anywhere in the state of Florida,
you're never more than sixty miles from one of these
Is that where that woman chasing down? Yes, actually it
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was yeah, about sixty As usually Florida drivers in the
mountains of North Carolina to get on taking it to them. Okay,
Today's John Boy Jeopardy Some say this is a four
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Speaker 1 (29:22):
Rocky dobtanna say, well, Christian, you got the first shot
at John boy Jeopardy this morning, so come on in here, barnay.
Some say this is a four letter word, others say
it's two. So either way, this is the single most
well known English expression on Earth.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
What you got, Christian?
Speaker 9 (29:43):
What is love?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Love?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
The four letter word loved.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I like the way you think, Christian, you're probably a
very lovable guy of old Rocky Dobb.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, shout out, go ahead, Barny.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I like shout out my girlfriend and uh and my
grandpa for making you listen to this every morning.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
So your grandpa makes you listen to your girlfriend every morning. Now,
that's awesome. Good Paul, Paul, what's working on there? We
appreciate y'all. Christian, y'all have a great day.
Speaker 8 (30:24):
Man.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I love I listen, so I did. Well, let's go
to Candy. She is over in Bristol, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Good morning, Candy, Good morning, first time caller, a big mail.
Let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
The word candy, Well, you got the shot at it?
Four letter words? Some say two oh what if? What
do you think?
Speaker 6 (30:47):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
My guess is going to be the word Okay. You
said it twice, you said okay, okay, Well let's see.
Speaker 10 (31:01):
Wow, that's fantastic, right, give a shout out.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, go ahead, Candy.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
My two sons, Brandon and Skyler.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
There you go, bab me appreciate you and yours. Listen
to the big show. You've been going prize back head
to Bristol.
Speaker 8 (31:15):
Thank you, baby, thank you?
Speaker 15 (31:17):
Okaday, w t.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
F Wow, that's fantastic. Whoh yeah, so I see now you,
I replied to Miranda.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
You know so no one got a big promotion another
big promotion at work and Johnny replied, w TF. And
I had to explain to her not to cry, and
he thinks it means wow, that's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Well, will give me the chance, went on. Another member
of the family that I work with every morning.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
It's gonna be great, man.
Speaker 12 (32:17):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 14 (32:32):
Man.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Hello 's heart.
Speaker 11 (32:35):
Oh my life.
Speaker 15 (32:35):
I want to find about.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
That man, John Boyd Bill here, I said.
Speaker 15 (32:39):
You big old hay no driving Spencer bashing.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Looking that much, Buddy was new to you guys.
Speaker 15 (32:48):
I finally got a settlement checked from the insurance company
other day. Remember a while back when that bathroom got
on time?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Oh yeah, no, just the bathroom burned up.
Speaker 15 (32:56):
Yeah, we put it down before it got to the
hot We had better coverage than we's out. Oh gotta
checking them out for twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
WHOA what you go do with all that money.
Speaker 15 (33:09):
Well, debs just started spending it. One that those they
and brought us a satellite dish that they feared us.
By the time we caught up with the video revolution,
you know, I'm endeavor. It's been kindly stuck on that
unpaid access road that runs beside the information So, yeah, did.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
You get one of those little eighteen ins direct TV deals?
Speaker 15 (33:29):
No, Devor don't believe in them. He found us one
of them red old biggins. He says, a bear the better.
There must be twenty thirty foot across which hiding mountain
it outside the living.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Room, wondering how'd that work?
Speaker 15 (33:41):
No, it's a bigot mounting there and turned the trailer over.
You know Fred Flintston that the drying like the house
was doing a wheelie. So he ended up putting it
out back nakaus a post in the ground out by
there by the bush car. Oh yeah, I had to
cut down one of the bush used.
Speaker 8 (34:00):
To do it.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Satellite TV, So what kind of stuff have you been watching?
Speaker 15 (34:05):
Well, wash your uglass on, boy, you be nice. No, No,
that's the only part of you they showed.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
So when you say my bigger ugly me literally I'm.
Speaker 15 (34:19):
Sure about playing and walk back.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, yeah, I get so. Anyway, now that you've come
in a little bit of money, what else you got playing?
Speaker 15 (34:26):
Well, dereber, it's been making noises about buying one of
them there Legends car.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Oh no, what's he saying?
Speaker 15 (34:32):
He's saying? Right?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
So when you said making noises?
Speaker 15 (34:38):
Yeah, he said, well, John Boyd does it?
Speaker 18 (34:41):
How hard can it be?
Speaker 15 (34:43):
I said whatever. First of all, he exactly quit his
day job because all these millions he's a raking in
on the Legends gods. One big dumb no driving idiots there.
My nose from the radio is.
Speaker 10 (34:55):
More than yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Well, hey, I'm a.
Speaker 15 (35:00):
A matter of man, junior. Pretty good now is going
up this morning to see a boy's got one for sale?
Supposed to be pretty cheap.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Listen, let me warn your hoart.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
You gotta watch out when you buy a use Legends
car because sometimes guys that sell them and buy new
ones because like they're all banged up, you know, a
little bit rough around the edges.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
So who you buy it from?
Speaker 15 (35:18):
Uh, some feller named Hooper Vetch or something.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Like that, herb hoopritge out. Hey, that's a guy who
works on our Legends cards.
Speaker 8 (35:26):
It is.
Speaker 15 (35:27):
Yeah, hold on, say debt, cancel that plan to see
that fella d go down to the video hunt and
run a movie instead. Around here, you're gonna say, yeah,
well you tell him I said, I'm going to come
by this half. No gonna be watching the movie. Jun
(35:50):
Boy and Billy show me the monkey.
Speaker 10 (35:53):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
It's a big showing the radioprege ge getting up with us.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
In the middle of it is all gonnas work week
right now. They spend a few minutes with Marvin Webster.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Yo, what's up?
Speaker 2 (36:34):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 7 (36:35):
Man Man, Welcome to Marvin Webster's Movies one oh one.
This is the part of the show where we explain
the difference between movie reality and actual reality. Today's topicar
is the police department. In real life, when a dude
is a new cop, they always team him up with
somebody so he can learn the ropes. But did you
ever notice in the movies, new cop always get hooked
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up with somebody that's the exact opposite of whatever he is.
You know, if he's by the book, they put him
with one of them wild men that's always breaking the rules.
If he's young, they put him with an old dude.
If he's tall, they put him with a short dude. Now,
a real cop got to be careful when he's chasing
the crook because you don't want no bystanders to get hurt. Right,
But you ain't really a good movie cop til you
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blow something up right in the middle of downtown during
rush out. And the more damage you do, the more
cars it gets smashed, the better cop you are. But
don't worry about getting in no trouble because see, a
good movie cop is always just one butchering away from
getting fired. You know, the boss is always some sweaty dude,
got his sleeves rolled up, talking about I'm warning you
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kind of hand. One more stunt like that, you're gonna
be pushing papers at the DMB.
Speaker 12 (37:44):
Now.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
See, in real life, if the boss is always yelling
at you, it means you suck at your job. In
the movies, it just means you taking care of business
people always making jokes about cops hanging out at the
donut shop. See a movie cop ain't got no time
for donuts. Have to be where the action is, and
of course that means he's got a head for you know,
the strip club. That's right, no matter what kind of
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crime it is. Movie cop, don't never crack the case
with at least one trip to the strip club. Now,
the Pope could get killed inside the Vatican, he would
still have to go to the strip club to crack
the cake. Of course, in the movies, a cop don't
really get going on the case until the boss comes
in and kicks.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Him off of it.
Speaker 7 (38:23):
You know, he'd be like, that's it, you off the case.
That's good new See. In real life that would be bad.
But for the movie cop, that's good because that's when
he comes up with all the good clues. Is right
after he gets off the case. And if you really
want to get on the fast track, just get him
to kick you out the police altogether. Because soon as
the boss makes you give up your gun and your
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badge looks like you about twenty minutes from cracking the cake,
don't be standing there hanging your head. Give him the gun,
give me your badge, get don't over to the strip club.
This is good tomorrow Now. In real life, if a
man is getting his butt kicked in a fight, he'll
be like grunting and groaning and stuff. Right, Movie cop
will take a beating, don't make a sound, at least
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not till later when his girlfriend comes over and takes
off his shirt and starts trying to clean him up.
Then all of a sudden, he's in a world depends it,
you know what I mean. Like Goldberg was beating the
skuy's butt with a tie tool for fifteen minutes. He
didn't say nothing. Ninety pound woman come at him with
a cotton ball with some bac teine on it, all
of a sudden, our hours hours, and a real life
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cop can find his life in danger at any minute.
But you know, the most dangerous term for a movie
cop is about two weeks before retirement. You know, he
got thirty years on the force, not a scratch on him.
He'd be sitting in the car talking to his partner
about what he gonna do when he retires. As soon
as he pulls out that picture of his grandkids.
Speaker 15 (39:46):
That's it.
Speaker 7 (39:46):
He gonna be dead within fifteen minutes. And he he's
speaking of dead.
Speaker 12 (39:51):
You know.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
In real life, when the cop will shoot somebody, that's
usually pretty much it, right, But a movie cop, everyone's
got to kill somebody five or six before they stay dead,
you know, it's like, hey, wait a minute, don't be
putting your gun up. No, the dude gonna be right
back in your face again about thirty seconds. See here come,
shoot him again, right between the eyes. There you go. Now, wait,
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don't be hugging your girlfriend yet.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
So see here comes again.
Speaker 7 (40:15):
Yeah, that's him carrying his head under his arm.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Yeah, shoot him again.
Speaker 7 (40:20):
Hey, let your girlfriend shoot him one time too.
Speaker 11 (40:23):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 7 (40:24):
Now he's dead. See all right. I hope we helped
you out here, y'all think about it. I'm Morby.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Good morning. You got the Big Show on the rady.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
You have more chances for you to win coming up
after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Oh oh I didn't Oh I didn't see you there.
This is Professor Movin handed day head him. Hey ah, oh,
head of the Big Show Science in History division. And
you're thistening to two boys who are destined to be history,
don Boy.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
And Biddy on the Big Show.
Speaker 14 (40:58):
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Speaker 4 (40:59):
When I say that will be history, I didn't mean
to apply a negative I I I simply meant that
they they Oh what did I mean?
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