November 12, 2025 • 59 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, the whole crew is on vacation this week - so we’re digging up some shows from our massive archives. - After seeing such a huge response to Monday’s podcast, we’re happy to present another show featuring James Gregory and Steve Mingolla (aka: “Vinny”). - This encore show originally aired on October 18, 2004 - Enjoy the show!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, get Big Show fans, and thanks for downloading today's
Lton Risers podcast. Once again we are doing something from
the archives, and this one's another good. It comes from
October the eighteenth, two thousand and four. On this show,
you'll hear James Gregory.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
You'll also hear his buddy Vinnie and Kleatis T. Judd.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Is it any reason or any wonder yeah, that we
call it the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I hope you enjoy the show.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Robert d Rayferd used to wonder why they call the
big baseball game the World Series when the only teams
in the world that play in it are in the
world of the United States of America. Well, it turns
out it was named the World Series because of New
York newspaper the World sponsored the first games. Some of
the things I didn't know about the World Series and
baseball in general glean from The Wall Street Journal's special
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section nineteen eleven season, A new Cork centered ball replaced
the old rubber centered one. Baseball's offensive game took off,
and so did fan appeal and the money spectators brought
with him. Runs scored jumped nearly ten percent in the
National League, while American League batting averages rose an average
of thirty points. Home runs, previously a rarity, increased in
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the amazing total of three hundred and sixteen in the
National League alone, nearly won every other game in the
American League. They also increased to about won every three
games in the World Series in nineteen five, nineteen six,
and nineteen seven. There were no home runs, and all
these home runs just started when they had that new
cork centered ball about that didn't know that. Series attendance
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was nearly thirty thousand per game back in nineteen eleven,
and the first World Series in nineteen three in Pittsburgh
and Boston had been witnessed by just twelve five hundred
fans per game. The average ticket price in nineteen eleven
was nearly two dollars. Tickets had averaged just fifty cents
at the inaugural series in nineteen three, and the winning
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players on the nineteen eleven Athletics each earned a series
share thirty six hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Babe Ruth played.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
For the Boston Red Sox in the nineteen sixteen and
nineteen eighteen World Series.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
He was a pitcher.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
He only pinched it occasionally and unsuccessfully. Then But for
all his success as a pitcher for Boston, it was
as a batter for the New York Yankees that mister
Ruth revolutionized baseball. That was in nineteen twenty three. Mister
Ruth hit forty one home runs in nineteen twenty three
to lead the American League, and Cy Williams of the
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Philadelphia Phillies also hit forty one to pace the National League.
Pregame attendance in nineteen twenty three topped fifty thousand, up
from a previous series hive thirty seven thousand. At the
same time, ticket prices rose to an unprecedented average of
three dollars and a half apiece, lifting Gait receipts for
the first time over one million dollars. All of these
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marks was said even as commercial radio began in earnest.
The first radio broadcast in the World Series occurred in
nineteen twenty one on KDAKA Pittsburgh, w j Z Newark,
New Jersey, and w b Z East Springfield, Massachusetts. All
these stations, by the way, still on the air, but
the play by play was recreated. Live Broadcasting from the
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series site had begun in nineteen twenty two with legendary
sportswriter Grantin and Rice as the lead broadcaster. For many years,
the suspicion would remain that radio depressed attendance and thus
hurt baseball economically. Only just before World War Two would
owners widely agree that radio is probably good for the
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business of the game. Nineteen forty seven, NBC offered the
first television coverage of the World Series. The games were
beamed to stations in New York, Philadelphia, Washington, and Schenectady.
New York wouldn't be until about nineteen fifty one if
the series was televised coast to coast. Now you know
the rest of that story. A part of it seems
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to me the best thing that could happen to baseball
would be to cut it to just seven innings, kind
of like golf. After about twelve holes holes, most golfers
are ready to go to the nineteenth. Sure, that's the
way I felt about it. Robert d Rayfer, John Boyn.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Billy, good morning, A big show is on the radio
one more time, for sure. Don't don't.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh, he's been in the folks, he's been in this morning,
muttering in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
That is not a good sign. Randy I don't normally
say this, but you might want to come over here
and set with billion. That's a present, Rich, I'd say
that's something. Yeah, look at this. You know what I'm
mad about now? Game seven, Boston Red Sox, New York Yankees.
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I'm not mad that it is a Game seven. I
told you before. I love game yeah. Oh, can't eat
any title sport. And I gotta tell you pulling for
the Red Sox my buddy, Donny g I've been living
and dying with him since it feels like nineteen eighteen.
This is not the first time he's muttered with blood
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seeping through his sock and Bravado etched on his face.
This is not Donnie, I'm talking.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Kurt Shilling pitched through the pain put the Boston Red
Sox with win within one win, within one win, within
one win, within one win of the most shocking comeback
in baseball postseason history. Tater must have wrote that because
of all the repetitions, he shut down the Yankees and
just as he wanted fifty five thousand plus New Yorkers. Wow,
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when he came out of Game one, he just dunk
it up. His ankle could and he just couldn't. He
couldn't get it done, but he surely did last night.
So the series has tied at three games of peace.
Now wins Game seven?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
And somebody look tonight at eight o'clock. So and then
I got a big day tomorrow thanks to stupid over
here to my right. Where is that guy? You know, Randy,
there wouldn't be a stupid to the right if you
were setting over here. So Game seven is tonight at
eight o'clock. So can you give me something to knock
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me out this afternoon? Yeah? For about four or five hours,
So bery got a ballpen hammock sitting sitting on a
bench in there, something that I wouldn't hurt when I
wake up. So I enjoyed the game. I want to
see all.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Well, I don't know. Let me see where Condor is.
I can have him come over and talk to you. Yeah, no, no, no,
you don't. You don't want to hurt when you wake up.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
But anyway, somebody, somebody make yourself useful on you on
your computer machine there and look up. It wasn't mentioned
in the Sword, but I'm sure nobody has ever come
back from a zero to three start in a seven
game series to win. That sounds all right, yeah, yeah,
don't give me. That sounds like I want to know your.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Facts coming off the printer. Take it easy, right there,
Let's see what you got.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
That's the last bullwinkle is a moron? Certain links from Google.
All right, let's say a long story.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Surely it mentioned.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Okay, Let's see an incredible chilling wheeled away to pain.
Second straight year, the Yanks the Red Sox will go
to a Game seven the winder take all battle for
the ale Pin between Baseballs bernieal Penn, Straight Power and
bost Team Deserate trying to win the World Series. But
the first time since nineteen eighteen New York was they
had three zero in the series before blowing a nineteen
Andy League Game four Fimway Park, losing on the twelfth
Sunday night. The Yankees led Game five in the eighth Monday,
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then lost that one to another five hour marathon that's
stretched on for fourteen innings. Of the twenty five previous
Major League teams that fell behind three to oz won
the best of seven series, none had forced a Game seven.
There it is back in the Bronx, where they waste
of the four un leading game seven. Last year, the
Red Sox broke it with a four run fourth against
John Lieber teams trying to reverse the curse, and I
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fitted from two big reverse calls. Yemn man, that's wild. Okay,
so yeah, nobody's ever done it.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
You're welcome, Thank you, Randy.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Okay, good job, something good came from stupid on the right.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You hang right there, all right. First prize package for
you this morning, a Darlington Raceway prize back LA sixty
six four or five nine race Ada and order your tickets,
get a free pit pass while they last Rodney Caringtons
CD and we'll qualify from that trip to LA for
the complete Rodney experience. Man, we met just like a
week of comedians, Killer Bees, Tim Wilson today, James Gregree
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in the Big Show studio. He's back in klead us.
T Judd is going to stop by the studio too.
Since a premier and clean us a song I Love Nascar.
You've probably seen the video and it's really doing well.
I'm sure Cletus is too. Let's see what he looks
like up close here lately. All right, all right, No,
that's coming up today and we'll give you legs up
and play this Outburst game. First thing in minute, good morning,
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A big show is on your radio for this Wednesday,
October the twentieth. Come in a few minutes. James Gregory
passing through on his way to the Halifax County Fair
in Virginias. Y'all get ready. It's been in the morning
with James. I also later on this morning, Kletus t Judd.
You got a song I Love Nascar. That's parody of
Toby kees I love this bar. I love both them songs.
(09:34):
Klatas still will be in here right now. I'll give
you three dates in history. It's where we're going our
three categories for this Outburst game. We're getting ready to play.
It was October the twentieth, nineteen sixty four. Thirty first
US President, Herbert Clark Hoover died. Nice work. Herbert the
Secretary of Quart of the Thing. In nineteen twenty nine,
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he became the first president to have a telephone on
his desk. Fat boy just kept calling him and calling
him and calling. It was on this date nineteen seventy
five the Supreme Court rules that teachers could spank students
if the students were told in advance of the behavior
that would warrant such punishment.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
And thank goodness, we finally got that all straightened out,
and it's never been an issue since.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
And all those kids graduated and became lawyers.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Finally, on this date in nineteen ninety six, Evelyn no
Tomo of Mavlick, Norway, was cooking up a pot of
moose and trails with a family dog. That's because the
old man that wouldn't need them, he said, the moosin
trails again, and she noticed a gold ring in the entrail.
The only way you'll get meat to eat them a
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moose and trails to see if fat the golden ring in. Well,
it was her gold ring, which she lost three years
earlier while helping her husband push their car out of
a snow drifted man. Her husband had bagged the moose
nine miles from where she lost the ring.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Wow, you know the amazing part of that is somewhere
over there in nineteen ninety three, ninety six, three years earlier.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Oh ninety three, you were right.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Sometimes some guys said, Evelyn, you'll get out and push.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
She did, Yeah about that. Don't worry, I'll get you
riga back up for you.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
All right.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
That's where we're getting our categories playing for the Darlington
Raceway prize back called age six, six, four or five nine.
Racial Day gets you tickets, order free pit pass while
its applies last. They're riding carrying the CD qualify for
the trip to LA for the complete riding experience. Will
give away this Friday from two weeks worth of winters.
You're shouting getting your name and the hat happens right now.
Let's do it, good morning, to make show us on
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the radio. Moved around the bottom of the hour or
not by first.
Speaker 9 (11:59):
Let's split.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
It's the game that any one can win. Jumboy, dude,
like man, it will only be a lot of fun.
Speaker 10 (12:17):
Gell and have a up and guess time you want
the best time dad shirts.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Hey w D out of fort Brown No call.
Speaker 10 (12:33):
Shot day.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Hey w D.
Speaker 11 (12:42):
How you doing, jumboy?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Hey man, please tell me you're forty?
Speaker 11 (12:46):
You know what what September? I can't honestly say will be.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
For that in September will be w D forty.
Speaker 11 (12:53):
I've been I've been waiting forty years to say that.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Jumboy, call me back so we can celebrate.
Speaker 11 (13:01):
I sure will to the birthday party.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Good dearn man, I was just at a party in
Fadville last Thursday night.
Speaker 11 (13:08):
Oh you you didn't have my number to call me?
John Wood?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Oh man, we'll save up art.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
I don't know how you penetrate those rusty bolts, but man,
you got it going on.
Speaker 11 (13:19):
I'll tell you what my bone's filled rusty sometimes.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Uh well, Doles, jump in here. See if you can
get this big old price package. That'll be a good
birthday present for you sending down to La, would it?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (13:30):
Outstanding?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
God, here we go.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
You ready, I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Three things you might find on the President's desk, Ready
go paper and uh.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
See that was a comedy setup if there were ever.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Oh yeah, and you know, well we didn't say things
you find under the president's.
Speaker 11 (13:57):
Thank god he's not.
Speaker 9 (14:00):
W d.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Three things you learn in school, Ready go.
Speaker 11 (14:05):
Reading, right in arithmetic?
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Right, well you're.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Supposed to, all right, Yeah for the wind the prize
back within your grasp. Three wild but not yet, don't
don't celebrate too early, my jings yourself.
Speaker 11 (14:20):
Yeah yeah, okay, take that back.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I think you got it. Three wild animals ready to go,
jaguarre bear and mountain lions.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Hey, you got that's.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
That's w D thirty nine working around there, Buddy woy Yeah, man.
Speaker 11 (14:40):
Hey, I was privileged to go to the race in
Charlotte and uh had a hot pass and a guy
that chunk of Rusty Wallas's car in the back of
my window.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
All right, congrats anybody hurts? Oh congratulations?
Speaker 9 (14:54):
Good.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
That's a that's fun time, ain't it. Body?
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (14:57):
Man, that's awesome. That was my first time in the FI.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Well, w D, I'm a senior Darlington Raceway prize pack
at this time.
Speaker 11 (15:04):
Dan, we got her done today.
Speaker 12 (15:06):
Didn't squeal with the light, right, Johnny charm How squeal?
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Man?
Speaker 7 (15:14):
You better hope you don't get pulled over with that boy.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Coming up.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Robert D.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Rayford thinking some more about baseball boys, yucking it up
some about the series. This is not as much yucking
up over baseball like to do for a football game.
Maybe that's because baseball is not as violent and exciting
as football.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I'd say baseball is more.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
A thinking man's game. I didn't realize how much effect
changing the center of the baseball from rubber to cork
made such a difference in the game. As I was
telling them a while ago. Very few home runs until
they came out with the cork center ball. I wonder
why there's so many home runs now, the batters more muscular.
Have they done something else to hype up the ball?
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And why is it the local TV sportscasters only show
the home runs in their game summaries. It certainly is
a difference in the way boys play baseball and the
towns around America. It's become so organized. They play on nice, level,
marked fields, sometimes with lights. All the boys have some
kind of uniform. Each player has his own miller glove,
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plenty of different lengths and weight bats. Shoot back, when
I was a boy, the only time he got to
have all this stuff is when you got to high school.
Till then, we played baseball wherever we could find a
big enough field. Country boys played in the cow pasture.
We didn't have fancy padded bases. They might be a
big rock or a piece of flat scrap wood. Not
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every boy had a glove or a mint. We'd share those.
Come in to bat, leave your mit and glove in
the field for the other boys. And the balls were
used were homemade. We'd take a rock and wrap some
string around and cover that with adhesive tape or black
Electricians tape. Many times, when you'd hit it real good,
it would fly through the air and come unraveled. If
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we ever did get hold of a real horse eyed
covered baseball, it was usually one with the threads and
the cover out of it. In places, we'd put tape
over that. He's a bandage tape or electricians tape. Duck
tape hadn't even been invented then. And for a bat, well,
we were lucky to have one that hadn't been broken before.
And when it was broken, of course we'd wrap the
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tape around that. All those were the days, and you'd
see boys get up a game in every neighborhood, play
and play and play. Don't see that anymore. All very organized,
I think as I look back on it. It was
more fun when it was that way. Sandlot baseball they
called it, and sometimes cow pasture baseball. Watch where you
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sliding now on second base? Robert d Ray for John
Boyne Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Good Morning, A big show is on the radio coming up.
That number one hit tune at world premiere yesterday, song
about Marcy the Tater song will be heard next. Good Morning,
It's a big show on the radio. In under in
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our latest full time employee, Marcy aka tater yh welcome
with a song, and here's the perfect one the tat song.
(18:42):
Who is the big.
Speaker 9 (18:44):
Shookus coordinator smiling and everybody she sees our favorite girl.
Speaker 10 (18:51):
Her nickname is Tater, and everyone knows it's Marcy.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
The jokes that were telling our favorite.
Speaker 10 (19:03):
Guest star on the playhouse nice penmanship but terrorble spelling.
Everyone knows it's Marcie, and Marcy don't seem to care
when we make fun of her hair.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
And Tater's our favorite pair all by herself, hersel herself?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Who's speaking?
Speaker 9 (19:36):
Now?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
For lunch with her?
Speaker 10 (19:37):
The husband meets him an average three times a week.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Who's heading mom to have a quick noon? And who's
It's Marcy?
Speaker 10 (19:51):
And Marcy's got mess of hair, it's sets strap here,
and where's all la?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
He's onder where?
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Or so weave her? So so weave her? Or so.
Speaker 10 (20:11):
Who is the big sher guests go on Nader smiling
in every mind.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
She sees our favorite girl. Her nickname is Taine.
Speaker 10 (20:22):
Everyone knows it's Marcy, who blessed all the joke sepper
telling our favorite.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Guests are on the playhouse.
Speaker 10 (20:33):
Nice penmanship with terrible spelling. Everyone knows it's.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Marcy, who's always feeling.
Speaker 10 (20:41):
Happy and jolly can't spellow it.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Her hair is on mask, who's headed home to help
with more.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Everyone knows it's my Mercy.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Good morning, The Big Show is on a radio. She
has a couple more minutes. Hang on, James Gregory back
in the Big Show studio, Buddy, Vinnie, hang on, we'll
talk to James in just a second. Good morning, The
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Big Show was on the radio. John Boy, Billy, Randy, Vinnie,
and the funniest man in America James Gregory, Good morning, boy,
Good morning. How you doing man, We're doing good, doing good,
Vinnie and James Man, good to see you. Got to
see you all. We've had that people. How's James hadn't
heard him on the show. How's it going? So I
just let you tell everybody. Well, I tee, I'm just
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glad to be above ground. But your back, ye, I
had that quadruple bypass then, right, you know, let me
keet high screwed up?
Speaker 5 (21:49):
I was.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
I had two arteries. There was ninety five percent block, man,
one seventy five percent block. Then when they got did inside,
they found out the fourth one was about sixty percent
block so and then it just got worse from there.
I basically then I, when I did I see you
that first came out of certainly told my family's he
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be fine, you know a BYuT the hour you go
bup there and see him, about twenty minutes, ain't come out.
And I told him, said no, he's not fine. It's
not going well. So my lung cose lapsed on me.
And make a long story short that I went in't
know this coma, and I was basically unconscious for like
five five and a half weeks in the hospital about
two miles.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
You know, I knew you're in there for.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
But I brought all this on myself, John Boy. No,
Well here's what happened. Just just a few months before
my surgery. I had switched to Marlborough Light and I
had cut back on the sugar and the bread and
the potatoes. Until I did that, I was in great shot,
you know, amazing. So but Isabel, you know I had
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to give up the cigarettes after all this time, So
you quit smoke. Yeah, that's no big deal, but it's
kind of messed up my financial plan. Really, I might
have told you this before see in my state of Georgia,
with the taxes and everything, cigarettes running about thirty five
bucks a cart. Uh huh huh, but Marble, all the
cigarette compans have these big sales. That's always on. It
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was always about twenty two dollars a cart, right, So
I was saving thirteen bucks a cart, and I was
smoking three cart in a week, so I was saving
thirty nine dollars a week, And that says I quit smoking.
I ain't saving nothing, So I don't know how you
know that's gonna be on my full one keg, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
But well, good buddies up and kicking right now, James,
hangout and down all this morning. You ain't got to
go to Virginia, do you not yet? All all show?
James withers the rest of the morning. It's good to
have you here, but to be here miss you. All right,
hang ons, get your news. Let us boys read that in.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
All right, ray for again. Thinking about baseball, wondering is
it rigged to go on as long as it can
to keep the cash registers toting up the dollars. You
have one team surge ahead from the first game and
win three in a row. Then the other team wins
one and another, and then three games each suspence mounts
and it goes into the seventh rigged. Well, would not
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like to think so, but it does happen a lot,
doesn't it going into the seventh game. Here's another thing,
this flu vaccine shortage. People standing in line, old folks
and children. First, a mild panic sets in across the land.
Why is that we become a nation of such instant
gratification that when anything gets in short supply, or when
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weather threatens, we stuck up on milk and bread and
stuff like we're going to be snowbound in the Antarctic
for the winter. Never happens. We just have milk getting
sour and bread getting molded. And they say there's no
use to rush to get the fl shots, even when
there's plenty of it. Season doesn't start until later in
the year. Even though it may take a week or
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two to get into the system, the prudent wait until
mid November to get their shots. My prediction, by then
there'll be plenty of vaccines. Why panic, so, it says
doctor Robert d Ray for John Boy and Billy Shows.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Good Morning, A big show is on the radio. John
Bobillyr and a Jaggie Vinny James Gregory boys hit it
up to the Halifax County Fair in Virginia. It is
fair season man state fairs and all kinds of faars
going on. Well, James, you like working fairs.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Well, it's better for me now than it was early. Boy,
You know really now? I did the first fair every
day was nineteen eighty seven. It was a Plane State
Fair in Lubbock, Texas. You've been a great comedy club
in Amarillo, and this guy and his wife who had
ran that fair for thirty years, saw me in Amarillo
and thought I'd be great working their Plaine State Fair.
Speaker 9 (25:58):
Right.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
And I don't know if your listeners know what it
is when you do what they call a show on
the fairway. Like you buy one ticket, you get into
the fair, and then there's certain things along that's free
to the person.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Right, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (26:13):
You have the midder shows over in the Colosseum, thing
about George Jones lorettelled in all those people. That's an
extra money. I was free, Okay, now getting this though?
Wait where did you get this? So you walk along?
And I ain't making this up? Is my uncle Charli
would say, if I'm lying, I'm dying. You walk You
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don't know the fairway, thousands and thousands of people, all
the eating hot dogs, corn dogs and beating their kids.
Oh yeah, so you could see the world's fattiest teenager
for fifty cents. He was sitting in a tent and
a dipper. I ain't making this up ement that he
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needed surgery, so you can put extra donations in his bucket.
But it says to get in, okay.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I want a scam.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
You want a little bit further along. And they had
the world's smallest horse. It was a dollar to walk
in and see it. To me, I know it was.
It was smaller than a shelling pony because I saw it.
Speaker 9 (27:17):
You know.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Then you go a little bit further. Okay. Then they
had the world's biggest hog. You see that for seventy
five cents, Well a little bit, father James Gregory Free
that's true. It's just it was so it was so humiliate.
And get this, the guy with this fairy told me,
(27:40):
he said, in the course of the time that you're
out there, and I did.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I had to.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
I did that fair for two weeks. I was on
that fairway every night for two weeks, he said, in
the course of two weeks, we almost two weeks. Ten days,
he said, we'll have almost a half a million people
walk through the walk through the turnstiles. He said, you
better ship a lot of shirts. This is I said,
(28:04):
too gross, two hundred and eighty eight shirts. You got
many shirts. I sold three three shirts. You want percentage
of buyers. I had half a million people. I saw
three shirts.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
You got fifty cents for the fatiest teenager, a dollar
the moor smallest horse, and then seventy five cents peas hog.
So they were already out to twenty five for.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
They got.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Made of money.
Speaker 7 (28:35):
You should have moved your boots just ahead a lot.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Well, may be making more memories with all the hals.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Get there.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Good morning. The big show is on your radio. The
old gang in here, Red Friend and Carl and Kok
back in this morning. You're gonna cook him up some
special breakfasts. Yeah, he said, he had sausage with him
and pop chops.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Please don't tell my sir.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
We ain't gonna write James Outen on that deal.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
All right, James is having chicken. I'm gonna be microphone.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
There you go, buddy, Is it working. Yeah, I don't
want to waste we ever, Redy, go ahead, work work
on that while we do this John More Jeopardy.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
It's on.
Speaker 10 (29:19):
One.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Is it working now?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah? Oh good? An't hear me?
Speaker 9 (29:23):
Now?
Speaker 4 (29:25):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
So, uh see what do we do yesterday?
Speaker 9 (29:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
This country, James, if you know this, this was yesterday's
John More jeoparty question. Uh, this country was the third,
after the Soviet Union and the United States to have
an artificial satellite orbit the Earth. Which country would you use?
Speaker 4 (29:41):
What now?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
After the Soviet Union in the United States, the third
country to have a satellite orbit the Earth.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Oh gosh, I should really know that, you know it?
But I'm on, I'm gonna guess it's probably some small
recondent country.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
There's probably not one you would think.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
I'm I'm just gonna see Italy as things usually do Italy. No,
but he's been saying, yeah, Canada, Canada. Really it's not
that's just like north of the United States.
Speaker 8 (30:14):
I'm still working on why James Gregory should know.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
The answer that because I got a high school diploma.
That's why he's out there. All right, Well, here you go.
Today's question. Y'all listen up. This world Famous Woman holds
the record for most appearances on the cover of Time magazine.
She has appeared there ten times so far. I don't know,
(30:40):
Elton John. Maybe I'm thinking of people Maga World Famous
Woman ten times so far. All right, we're playing for years.
Supply of Cemax Michael lubergun pouredy engine in your car
Withax Rodney Carrington c d be sure to gainst Rodney
Tuesday nights on ABC. Have you have you watched Rodney's
(31:01):
new show?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
No, I don't watch other comedians, you know, so I'm
just so bigger and angry about their success. I know
exactly anymore, I'm not I'm not gonna sit here and
say how proud I am gonna. You know, I don't
give death he stars it there, really, I don't, you know,
I know exactly how you see what I'm saying. It's
(31:22):
in my future unless it's the James Gregory Show. I
just shut up about it, you know.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I mean, it's not my kids, it's not my wife.
I don't give if they starved to day.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
You know, I just see me talking about my appearance
that he at the Eagle's Nest in Maggie Valley.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
You know, that's don't worry if y'all like a fair.
We've got the James Gregory Experience next.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah, what eight hundred big So you don't free like
color novels, dog where you go to a get a winner.
Good morning to make shows on already over this Wednesday morning,
moving around a bottom of the hour.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
And has time.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yes, live across America.
Speaker 12 (32:14):
It's Joe bon Boy Jeopardy and now a man who
just signed up for the complete James Gregory Experience, tickets
to the fair and a T shirt with the world's
fattest teenager on it.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Heeez, John Moore, that's that Hey to Mark out of Richmond, Virginia.
Good morning, Mark, How you doing.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
John boy?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
My voice clear up, I'm gonna have to find me
a new yell.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Yeah, I heard that, Hey John Boy. Yeah buddy, saw
your Richmond Friday all right, and thank you for coming
up here.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Hey man, that was that was a big time. Thank
you man. We had a big time in Richmond.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Well, we appreciate you coming up there and sporting us.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Get back here and shock o'bonna was doing a flood
really deal at their man, that was that was some
wild stories we heard kidding about that flood and glad.
Everything's all right now, man, we had some rain, what
fifteen inches in about five hours? Well, fourteen and six,
fourteen and six.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Yeah, we got a lot of rain in Georgia and
Alabama from most hurts. Oh yeah, he was, I mean
he was affected.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Kicked the kicked that butt.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Well, well, Mark, let's see what you got here, buddy.
This world famous woman holds the record for most appearances
on the cover of Time magazine, appeared there ten times
so far.
Speaker 8 (33:31):
What do you think, man, I tell you what I'm
thinking of, maddling Albright, but I.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Don't know maddling Albright. Well, let's see show us maddling.
All right, that's that's the one. She said. She was
a hot soccer mom. We met her at the White House.
Speaker 8 (33:51):
I certainly hope not. You're thinking of maddling. Oh yeah, alright,
it's about four foot.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Eight she was.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
She was set there at Stay down the Clinton.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Oh okay, Well.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
They put her up on a little stool taker.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
Under Clinton. I get it.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Now.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
I know that she'd been under him. She was a lesbian,
all right, Mark, Well, thanks for playing buddy. We appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Oh boy, Oh, I have a good day.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
All right, man, thank you very much. Let's go to
Christy Ala Tulula, Louisiana. How you doing, Christy?
Speaker 7 (34:26):
I'm good, good baby?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Everything all right in your.
Speaker 8 (34:29):
World in Oh yeah, just getting off work?
Speaker 2 (34:32):
A girl good.
Speaker 9 (34:33):
So what do you do?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Do you stay up long? Or do you go right
to bed?
Speaker 11 (34:37):
I stay up sometimes, as see as how I got
two days off.
Speaker 12 (34:39):
I might stay up for a while.
Speaker 13 (34:41):
Man, listen, I can't wait till five o'clock to listen
to you.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Got a girl. Man? When I worked at when I
worked at grade yard shift, all I needed was a
little pine of chocolate milk and showed me somewhere to
lay down. I could not that anyway, we'll go.
Speaker 11 (34:56):
I work in correction, so that's not gonna work laying down.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Are you are you a guard or what are you
doing there?
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (35:04):
I'm a corrections officer.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Really you got a gun?
Speaker 12 (35:07):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Oh good.
Speaker 12 (35:09):
I run around the outside fence.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
If they get on the fence, I get to shoot him.
Speaker 7 (35:12):
Oh that's straight, Johnny. We got to have her say
turn to your right, turny right.
Speaker 8 (35:24):
I got to fire one warning shot and then if
they don't stop, I get to shoot them off.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
The fence.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
I'm happy about it.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
I just guess.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
I'm just guessing that you're single.
Speaker 12 (35:39):
Do what.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Oh got?
Speaker 9 (35:43):
Now?
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Do you have to fire water shot for he?
Speaker 5 (35:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Sometimes? All right, Christy, we appreciate you being a big
show listener, baby, thank you for the work you do.
Run around the fence. Well, what world famous woman? Are
we looking for? A baby? I'm saying Oprah show use Oprah. No,
that's a good guess what you been on there?
Speaker 8 (36:06):
She's I think she's got the record for most appearances
on the cover of Oprah magazine.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
She's undefeated.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Christy, Thank you, baby, You enjoy a couple of days off?
Speaker 3 (36:17):
All right?
Speaker 5 (36:17):
Then right out?
Speaker 2 (36:20):
All right, very hi, I'm gonna have a warning. Moveah
de fens move bye bye. Let's go to Todd out
of for letting gold Florida. Hey, Todd, how you doing?
Speaker 5 (36:34):
What's going on?
Speaker 11 (36:35):
John boy?
Speaker 9 (36:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Just sitting around having a big time? What you doing?
Speaker 5 (36:41):
Hard?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Had a boy? You pay yourself?
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Todd?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
What do you think world famous woman we're looking for?
Speaker 11 (36:46):
Let's go with Maril Monroe.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
No better luck next time?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Are you getting taunted in the background there? All right, buddy,
you have a good day. Please out, Let's go to
Sherry out of Rome, Georgia. Hello, Sherry, Hello, Hell are
you guys? Good Baddy? How you doing today?
Speaker 5 (37:13):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (37:14):
I'm fine.
Speaker 13 (37:14):
I can't believe I'm talking to you guys.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Well you sure are? What are you usually doing this time?
Speaker 5 (37:20):
Working?
Speaker 2 (37:20):
All right? We'll good. You're taking a little time off
talking to us.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
I'm sure I am.
Speaker 11 (37:25):
I'm not even going in until I get through talking
to you guys.
Speaker 7 (37:28):
All right, Well, Serry, they fire a warning shot. You
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
We're looking for the world famous woman holds the record
for most appearances on the cover of Time magazine.
Speaker 13 (37:39):
Okay, this is just a guess that I'm getting the
Virgin Mary, the.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Virgin Mary today, right, Marry Bank outside the box? Wow,
Oh my god, that's right, Sherry, you win, baby.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Oh my god.
Speaker 13 (37:58):
How to appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
We're gonna send you the big old prize package and
put your name in the hat. This Friday's drawing for
a trip for two to La go out to Rodney
Show and have the complete Rodney experience. All right, Oh
that's wonderful. All right, sweetie, will you hold on, Jackie,
get your information?
Speaker 11 (38:15):
Okay, hey, thank you and I love you guys, No,
we love you more, all right.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Sharing, all right, yelling, I say we'll get you news
in get raped Daddy and Rickey b sharp fifty cents
world short as human femino only in America.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Things that are peculiar to Americans. People are like everything
oversize except their bodies. Many Americans would rather be thin
and die young than be fat and live to an
old age. A new pulled by the Dull Nutrition Institute
reveals the thirty nine percent of Americans would gladly shave
a year off their life if it meant they could
stay their ideal wait until they croak meantime. A casket
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company hopes to fatten its coffers by fattening its coffins.
Following the trend of larger theater and airline seats, the
Batesville Casket Company has introduced more types of double oversized
caskets in response to the growing obesity problem in the US.
Company spokesman Joe Weigel says his company is making more
oversized caskets, which range from twenty eight to thirty eight
(39:31):
inches wide, due to constant pressure from funeral directors who
say normal sized caskets aren't big enough anymore. In his words,
since Americans are getting bigger, families of the deceased are
asking for additional choices that the normal sized caskets don't provide.
The company currently makes more than four hundred kinds of caskets,
and since Weigel expects the obesity trend to continue, he
(39:54):
says it will continue making larger caskets as long as
funeral directors tell us they need him. And just look
at the cover story on the October eleventh issue of
the Weekly World News. Five hundred pound model has forty
pound baby and this note to the publishers of Weekly
World News. Why does it get to the newsstands before
(40:14):
it gets to me by mail?
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Figure that out? Robert D.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
John Boyn Billy Shirt, Good.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Morning is a big show on the radio, y'all Hang
on right quick. I got a man on hole. We
got told to Ricky B. Sharp calling about a Dothan, Alabama. Well,
Dondy Ricky Bean, only his lovely wife Lucy R will
be around. We'll find out, Netta, Good morning is a
(40:44):
big show on the radio. Alright, this is my call
right here. Let's get this Hello, big show.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Let's just count Ricky b Sharpular from Alibetsylvania.
How you put lickers doing up there?
Speaker 10 (41:05):
That?
Speaker 2 (41:06):
It sounds like somebody's getting ready for Halloween.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
Oh yeah, my favorite time of year. We go have
a big time, for sure.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
I bet you already got them big old pumpkins sitting
out on the porch right now, don't you.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
Oh she's inside of fix it back.
Speaker 10 (41:19):
Now?
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Loose you are? I mean the jack o' lanterns?
Speaker 5 (41:21):
Oh them pumpkin? Yeah, we got ten or twelve out there.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Man, that's gotta be a lot of hard work, I mean,
especially for you. What do you mean well, having to
clean them out from the inside. So do you carry
the seeds out one at a time or do you
carve the face first? And talks about tos.
Speaker 5 (41:41):
Bunning it man. You know somebody want to ar rescue
for murder?
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Why's that?
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Cause you're killing me? Helling me.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
So how's the house looking?
Speaker 12 (41:52):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (41:53):
Spooky, creepy and Halloween is gonna get out.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
So you didn't decorate it yet?
Speaker 5 (41:59):
I'll tell you close with her. I thought for sure
you'd go for a Halloween e joke. Oh yeah, place
looks great. They weren't easy and weren't easy. Neither can
hardly find all the hate sending the booger stuff at
the store for all that Christmas stuff they.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Had laid out Christmas stuff already.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Yeah, turned out to be a good thing too. All
that Halloween junk is pretty well picked through. So we
had to make new with some Christmas stuff.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
What you use Christmas decorations for Halloween?
Speaker 5 (42:24):
Well had that word we're not bad ready, Uh, stripped
down that dancing rock and roll Santa and glued on
some extra hair and viola. Got us a jolly ed,
twitchy old wolfman out there, a couple of cans of
red spray paint, a couple of pairs of horns and
bingo and the old angels is.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Devils and put a pair of you bib overalls on
a tiny alf and hello, Chunky the devil doll.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Right, somebody better call out the swap team because you
are a regular ride.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
I ain't hel it.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
I know, heyst tell you how about this? Give me
a chance to get even?
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Will you go give it your best shot?
Speaker 5 (43:02):
All right? You asked for it.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Lucy R.
Speaker 13 (43:12):
How's it going tolerable? I reckon hell? Truth be cold.
I'm plumb tuckerd oiut. You know Ricky and Halloween just
a big kid. Huh Nope, he's just a big idiot.
I wish he spent this much time on the anniversary.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Yeah, come on, you gotta have a good Halloween memory
or two.
Speaker 13 (43:33):
Well, uh, let's see last year we was invited to
a couple's party and uh, Ricky decided we was gonna
go as one of them Bobville bats and the horses.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Well had that go?
Speaker 11 (43:44):
Figure?
Speaker 13 (43:46):
Hey did that's a bit of playing as usual? He said?
It's his hand over had one eye hole of the
hair kept falling in the way. Darn fuehead, the rear
end on back.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
That's like a perfect outfit for him.
Speaker 5 (44:02):
Uh uh oh, good bye Horses. Re Read stories Flabbermouth.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Hello, Hello, hey Recky. Before we go, I forgot to
ask what you're gonna be this year? Mini Me, Star Wars,
e Walk Stuart, Little Sneezy Doc. Nope, what's what you got?
Speaker 5 (44:24):
H another little scab by the old comedy Zombie. Well,
if you gotta know, I'm gonna be count Trackler. I
got things, Kate, whole ball of wax, even bought a
new pair of shoes.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Hey, why don't you use that shoe box operation Christmas Child?
Speaker 5 (44:40):
Hey man, that's a dang good idea, right of cars.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I mean, after you use it on Halloween for your
little drackler's coughing.
Speaker 5 (44:47):
Then you have a whole comedy and the old undead
heart by pot liquor.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Good bye, good morning, got a big show on the radio,
spends morning time James Gregory. But if Finnie on their
way to the Halifax County Fair in Virginia, spends time
of it was morning to cletus T Judd, which on
us a little bit later in the studio to tell
about his hit song we premiered here on the big show.
I love Nascar, all right, Good morning and it's a
(45:31):
big show on the radio. I told who was that
boy Mark out at Richmond, Virginia playing John boyd Jebory.
Thank you again man, y'all get down shacko bottom floor
releiveda rebuilding that place man opening up looking good and
thinking of that. I want to mind you our station
out of Orlando, Florida, The Improv and nine to six
point five WHTQ. The host of private comedy show mced
(45:53):
by Me and Billy beginning seven pm Thursday with a
regular guest of The John o'billy Morning Show, Killobes, musical
comic Cletus T. Judd as well as Grandma League reached
the star of nbc TV's Last Comic Standing.
Speaker 7 (46:07):
And James, is about you and John Boy and Billy
talking about their gigs?
Speaker 2 (46:10):
That is gonna be here now, not at all, but
not this there's now that is on December second and
the third. That's when me and Billy we just signed
that deal to get down there and they have some
flood relieve and the hurricane damage in Orlando. And James
went and talked to you since all them hurricanes.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
Man, oh, I'm just glad they don't live in a Florid,
aren't you. Oh Man, that was something well, you know,
I ab said it. Now I realize that those hurricanes,
they do a lot of damage. A lot of people
are hurt by them. It's just like tornadoes, right, So
I know this tragedy involved. But here's why a lot
to say that. I don't want to hurt anybody's feeling this,
but somebody needs to say that, Oh boy, unlike tornadoes,
(46:48):
and I live in Tornado. Cut Tornado's come up. Just
I mean, just damn quick. There's nothing you can do right,
but please listen to me. People, in the history of mankind,
there has never been any such thing as a sudden hurricane.
They form hundreds of miles out over the ocean. They
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track them for two or three weeks. Every evening on
the local television news, the anchor man says to the
viewing audience, Look, the hurricane will be coming through your
subdivision a week from Thursday, and hell.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
They just wait on it.
Speaker 11 (47:36):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
It's just, it's amazing to me. If you ever want
to watch the people on the West coast the Californians
think about us during hurricane season. Here's what I mean
by that. Don't think that we'll ever know about mud
slides is what we learned watching the news because we
don't have mud slides. Now reverse that a round. Don't
think the Californians know about hurricanes is what they learned
by watching us, because they don't have hurricanes on that coast,
(47:58):
So they must be intrigue curious, are just playing a
mazed by the miracle of Plywood. Well, here's why they
seal the news. They see the hurricanes or one hundred
and thirty five miles an hour, they says dammage. Three
Third World countries destroyed five ships at see. The governors
(48:20):
called out a national guard. The Pentagon sends in the
eighty second Airboard Division to evacuate the air Force base.
Let's move these army tanks. These forty thousand ton army
tanks don't stand a chance. And here's what else they
see on the news. They see an interview with mister
(48:40):
missus Harold Washington from Pensacola, and God bless them. They're
on the way to home depot.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
If we just get some plywood, we can ride it out.
Speaker 9 (48:51):
You know.
Speaker 14 (48:53):
I mean, these people need to wake up, you know,
I say, run, damn it, just run, you know. A's
it so all right? That's James bitch. So I see
why killer Bees is doing me perfectly. But James sougnsens.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
I'll y'all, bye, y'all hang out here. We got a
lot to go, right daddy, after your news weathers more.
We get letters.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
I get letters mostly from the email machine, which are
not instantaneous, which negates the main purpose of them. Takes
a couple of days for them to show up in
my inbox. I have no personal email contraption. They come
to all of us at a kind of general delivery
address mail bag at the Big Show dot com, like
this one, transmitted October thirteenth. I just got it today,
(49:54):
eight days later.
Speaker 4 (49:55):
Get this.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
It says, I know you don't speak political views, however,
goes into a political opinion. Michelle Wimberley and Pittsburgh, North
Carolina Despatch this seven days ago. The picture of me
some personal appearance of Baboon kissing me on the cheek.
She opines, can you tell me why mister Rayford will
kiss the monkey but he won't shake hands on the
(50:17):
other hand. This from Mike Winburn from Hartsville, South Carolina,
who sent this one Monday with a picture of the
two of us at Sunday's motorcycle ride. He says, just
a brief note to let you know what a good
time we had on the ride. Of course, the highlight
was shaking, yes, shaking mister Robert D's hand. John Tolson,
my riding buddy, was with me, and when we met
(50:38):
mister Rayford, he said to him, mister Rayford, I know
you don't like shaking hands, so could we have a
picture with you? Mister Rayford replied, I don't like paying
taxes either, but I do, and stuck out his hand.
We shook hands, shot a couple of photographs, chatted a little,
and were off. It was good to meet the ol
CA mudgeon. That was one of the day's highlights. I
learned a little about the petties. Also to see folks
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that are just good, decent people that seem to genuinely
appreciate everyone's participation. Kyle was at the gate at Victory
Junction waving at everyone as we drove in, with what
appeared to be a look of sincere appreciation on his face.
Either Kyle or Richards seemed to tire of the endless
photographs and autographs.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
It was a good day. Thank you, Mike.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Mike Winman, Hartsville, South Carolina. And an update on the figures.
Turns out the estimates I gave Monday were too high,
said something like eight hundred motorcycles a thousand people. The
figures were toted up by Aaron Mettmeyer at the Charity
Ride office and they show five hundred motorcycles on the ride,
seven hundred people counting those ride and double at fifty
(51:42):
dollars each each person. That was a good Day's contribution
to the maintenance of the Victory Junction Gang Camp. Thanks
a lot. Robert Rayfer, John Boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
Good morning and the Big Show is on the radio,
dow Beat. You cletus t Judge join us a little
bit later. Just announced December second third about our WHTQ
our showdown Orlando, me and Billy and some of the
nation's funniest comedians. We're gonna the golfers. I mean, I'll
get cleayten to tell me about it. I'm just find
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out about it too. I knew we were definitely going
down there to do that. With the hurricanes, you already
take them people off it wrote them out. James with
Plywood talked.
Speaker 4 (52:21):
About, well, you know, just to show that I'm a
kind of like an equal opportunity offender. You know, I
live in Tornaja country. You know we have lost tornadoes
in Georgia, and well see, I've got a theory about
that too.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
What do you think?
Speaker 4 (52:35):
And I can say this, you dos touch close to home.
I almost lost my house two years ago, and about
twenty years ago my brother in law and my sister
actually lost a home. So it's not like I've been
separated from the damage to the hardate. Right. But I
have came to this conclusion watching the news all my life,
(52:56):
and that is the day Tordnata has never touched. And
then intelligent man's trailer well obviously, I mean at least
they can never find one to talk to of the news.
You think about this, guy, really, I may even try
to be funny you you think about this, I will
bet anybody that listen to my voice right now, I
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will bet any amount of money. Then, no matter how
long you've been on this earth, you have never seen them.
The evening use a Tornadi victim from a trailer park
in a three piece suit, you know, going, or a
monogram shirt going. Yes, this was rather devastating. A tree
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fell on the luxus and there's quite a bit of
rubble in our hut. I believe, listen, this is true.
I hope I'm not out of lining here, but I
believe with all my heart that when the Tornadi his
the news director at the local TV station he tells
his reporter get out to the trailer park and interview
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a dumb ass and try to file one who's married
to a fat woman.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
I believe it.
Speaker 4 (54:17):
Now here's a couple of hours interview studied where the
trailer used to be. The husband is real frail, one
hundred and twelve pound, one hundred and eight without the
belt bucket. Got a tire gauge in his pocket. That's
in case the trailer don't seem level.
Speaker 2 (54:37):
We're the key reading with a three pounds of keys
on it.
Speaker 4 (54:40):
What's that all about? There's only three doors in this
man's lot, truck, trailer and toolshit. Now now there has
next to his wife. His wife weighs full under wearing
those tight tight polyestra pam kill the little irrigation ditches
and O what they were that?
Speaker 2 (55:03):
Don't they don't have that looks. I know they're fab
of hell, they're not blind.
Speaker 4 (55:10):
I had a four hundred pound woman and type paul
just the pants, look in the mirror and go all right.
And it seems like she's always wearing a beeper. Can
I tell you guys about fat people and beepers. They
should wear the old kind of beeper, the one that
made a noise. They got these modern high tech ones.
Now they don't make a noise. They simply vibrate. Well,
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trust me on this. If you weigh four hundred pounds,
you're missing calls. I mean, you feel something, you just
like it sweat? And why does the guy always said
about what did they always say about the Tornador? What
did I always say? Sound like a freight train is
not a railroad track with a hung a mile and
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there's rocket signists, there's a locomotive.
Speaker 2 (55:55):
You just made a left and do his driveway.
Speaker 5 (55:58):
Now.
Speaker 4 (55:59):
I am not not the smartest guy in the world,
and most people know that, but I can tell you this.
If I was sitting in my den at home and
just thought, just thought that there's a train somewhere, you're
my mailbox. Matter fact, I asked, were that out of there,
I'd be god, you know. But these other stories, I'll
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tell you what. It's almost like UFO stories. That's how
come nobody believes in UFOs. They never any view a
college professional bard. We guessed, my wife and I we saw,
we saw it.
Speaker 12 (56:32):
Never.
Speaker 4 (56:33):
It's always it's always some guy from like, you know, Arkansas.
They always land this to a hog pin in Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (56:42):
The interview.
Speaker 4 (56:43):
This guy's got the IQ of a sweet potato.
Speaker 2 (56:46):
He's got him.
Speaker 4 (56:47):
On Night Line with Ted Copple talking about the UFO.
You know, the eyes outside there have my boy put
his car up on block. It wasn't broke down. We
just wanted the front yard to look good. Yeah, lend
you rel ture all that grass is mashed down? Well,
that ain't it right? There's where my wife fail broker beeper.
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By the way, did anybody in the studio right now
believe that there's life of another planet? That'll be bashful?
Speaker 10 (57:21):
I do?
Speaker 4 (57:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (57:22):
Do you rarely do?
Speaker 10 (57:23):
Not?
Speaker 11 (57:24):
Me?
Speaker 4 (57:24):
I just don't. No, man, I really doubt if the
facts are on my side, Because if you believe in UFOs,
you do believe, you have to believe that there's a
life form far advanced from us intellectually as far as
technology goes, right, they'd have to be to have the
capability to come down here on this UFO Unidentified Flying object,
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travel ten twelve million miles, hang around two or three days.
We don't even know they're here, return to another planet
without even fueling up no more gas. You see what
I mean? Well, look at this. If you think of
that happened at least once they land it, say maybe
at Dodger Stadium and watch a ball game. I'll go
to Orlando where you guys are going, or times square,
(58:07):
but they never do. They know it's in the field.
Ain't nothing there.
Speaker 2 (58:12):
Can you see now?
Speaker 4 (58:13):
Can you see these aliens up on another planet with
a long weekend coming. Man, let's say, let's say Memorial Day,
and they've promised the kids a trip, so here they are, right,
they have the driveway up on another planet, loading the
spaceship with the stuff they'll need. Okay, bugget a chicken tatter, salad, fuzzbuster.
(58:41):
You know they're gonna be speeding, right, And the guy
says to the kids, all right, kids, if y'all got
to pee you by the we're not gonna be stopping
at every planet we come to go through all that
and land in Arkansas. I mean, just come on, and
it ain't gonna happen, you know. Besides, look, look like
(59:01):
all joking aside. If there was life on other planets,
we would have sent them some foreign aid.
Speaker 2 (59:07):
By now, Jame's good, dear buddy, y'all I got we
headed toward the Curn events quiz. That is the easiest
way for you to join the winn
Hi, get Big Show fans, and thanks for downloading today's
Lton Risers podcast. Once again we are doing something from
the archives, and this one's another good. It comes from
October the eighteenth, two thousand and four. On this show,
you'll hear James Gregory.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
You'll also hear his buddy Vinnie and Kleatis T. Judd.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Is it any reason or any wonder yeah, that we
call it the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I hope you enjoy the show.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Robert d Rayferd used to wonder why they call the
big baseball game the World Series when the only teams
in the world that play in it are in the
world of the United States of America. Well, it turns
out it was named the World Series because of New
York newspaper the World sponsored the first games. Some of
the things I didn't know about the World Series and
baseball in general glean from The Wall Street Journal's special
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section nineteen eleven season, A new Cork centered ball replaced
the old rubber centered one. Baseball's offensive game took off,
and so did fan appeal and the money spectators brought
with him. Runs scored jumped nearly ten percent in the
National League, while American League batting averages rose an average
of thirty points. Home runs, previously a rarity, increased in
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the amazing total of three hundred and sixteen in the
National League alone, nearly won every other game in the
American League. They also increased to about won every three
games in the World Series in nineteen five, nineteen six,
and nineteen seven. There were no home runs, and all
these home runs just started when they had that new
cork centered ball about that didn't know that. Series attendance
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was nearly thirty thousand per game back in nineteen eleven,
and the first World Series in nineteen three in Pittsburgh
and Boston had been witnessed by just twelve five hundred
fans per game. The average ticket price in nineteen eleven
was nearly two dollars. Tickets had averaged just fifty cents
at the inaugural series in nineteen three, and the winning
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players on the nineteen eleven Athletics each earned a series
share thirty six hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Babe Ruth played.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
For the Boston Red Sox in the nineteen sixteen and
nineteen eighteen World Series.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
He was a pitcher.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
He only pinched it occasionally and unsuccessfully. Then But for
all his success as a pitcher for Boston, it was
as a batter for the New York Yankees that mister
Ruth revolutionized baseball. That was in nineteen twenty three. Mister
Ruth hit forty one home runs in nineteen twenty three
to lead the American League, and Cy Williams of the
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Philadelphia Phillies also hit forty one to pace the National League.
Pregame attendance in nineteen twenty three topped fifty thousand, up
from a previous series hive thirty seven thousand. At the
same time, ticket prices rose to an unprecedented average of
three dollars and a half apiece, lifting Gait receipts for
the first time over one million dollars. All of these
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marks was said even as commercial radio began in earnest.
The first radio broadcast in the World Series occurred in
nineteen twenty one on KDAKA Pittsburgh, w j Z Newark,
New Jersey, and w b Z East Springfield, Massachusetts. All
these stations, by the way, still on the air, but
the play by play was recreated. Live Broadcasting from the
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series site had begun in nineteen twenty two with legendary
sportswriter Grantin and Rice as the lead broadcaster. For many years,
the suspicion would remain that radio depressed attendance and thus
hurt baseball economically. Only just before World War Two would
owners widely agree that radio is probably good for the
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business of the game. Nineteen forty seven, NBC offered the
first television coverage of the World Series. The games were
beamed to stations in New York, Philadelphia, Washington, and Schenectady.
New York wouldn't be until about nineteen fifty one if
the series was televised coast to coast. Now you know
the rest of that story. A part of it seems
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to me the best thing that could happen to baseball
would be to cut it to just seven innings, kind
of like golf. After about twelve holes holes, most golfers
are ready to go to the nineteenth. Sure, that's the
way I felt about it. Robert d Rayfer, John Boyn.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Billy, good morning, A big show is on the radio
one more time, for sure. Don't don't.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh, he's been in the folks, he's been in this morning,
muttering in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
That is not a good sign. Randy I don't normally
say this, but you might want to come over here
and set with billion. That's a present, Rich, I'd say
that's something. Yeah, look at this. You know what I'm
mad about now? Game seven, Boston Red Sox, New York Yankees.
(04:55):
I'm not mad that it is a Game seven. I
told you before. I love game yeah. Oh, can't eat
any title sport. And I gotta tell you pulling for
the Red Sox my buddy, Donny g I've been living
and dying with him since it feels like nineteen eighteen.
This is not the first time he's muttered with blood
(05:17):
seeping through his sock and Bravado etched on his face.
This is not Donnie, I'm talking.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Kurt Shilling pitched through the pain put the Boston Red
Sox with win within one win, within one win, within
one win, within one win of the most shocking comeback
in baseball postseason history. Tater must have wrote that because
of all the repetitions, he shut down the Yankees and
just as he wanted fifty five thousand plus New Yorkers. Wow,
(05:48):
when he came out of Game one, he just dunk
it up. His ankle could and he just couldn't. He
couldn't get it done, but he surely did last night.
So the series has tied at three games of peace.
Now wins Game seven?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
And somebody look tonight at eight o'clock. So and then
I got a big day tomorrow thanks to stupid over
here to my right. Where is that guy? You know, Randy,
there wouldn't be a stupid to the right if you
were setting over here. So Game seven is tonight at
eight o'clock. So can you give me something to knock
(06:22):
me out this afternoon? Yeah? For about four or five hours,
So bery got a ballpen hammock sitting sitting on a
bench in there, something that I wouldn't hurt when I
wake up. So I enjoyed the game. I want to
see all.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Well, I don't know. Let me see where Condor is.
I can have him come over and talk to you. Yeah, no, no, no,
you don't. You don't want to hurt when you wake up.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
But anyway, somebody, somebody make yourself useful on you on
your computer machine there and look up. It wasn't mentioned
in the Sword, but I'm sure nobody has ever come
back from a zero to three start in a seven
game series to win. That sounds all right, yeah, yeah,
don't give me. That sounds like I want to know your.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Facts coming off the printer. Take it easy, right there,
Let's see what you got.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
That's the last bullwinkle is a moron? Certain links from Google.
All right, let's say a long story.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Surely it mentioned.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Okay, Let's see an incredible chilling wheeled away to pain.
Second straight year, the Yanks the Red Sox will go
to a Game seven the winder take all battle for
the ale Pin between Baseballs bernieal Penn, Straight Power and
bost Team Deserate trying to win the World Series. But
the first time since nineteen eighteen New York was they
had three zero in the series before blowing a nineteen
Andy League Game four Fimway Park, losing on the twelfth
Sunday night. The Yankees led Game five in the eighth Monday,
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then lost that one to another five hour marathon that's
stretched on for fourteen innings. Of the twenty five previous
Major League teams that fell behind three to oz won
the best of seven series, none had forced a Game seven.
There it is back in the Bronx, where they waste
of the four un leading game seven. Last year, the
Red Sox broke it with a four run fourth against
John Lieber teams trying to reverse the curse, and I
(08:06):
fitted from two big reverse calls. Yemn man, that's wild. Okay,
so yeah, nobody's ever done it.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
You're welcome, Thank you, Randy.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Okay, good job, something good came from stupid on the right.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You hang right there, all right. First prize package for
you this morning, a Darlington Raceway prize back LA sixty
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the complete Rodney experience. Man, we met just like a
week of comedians, Killer Bees, Tim Wilson today, James Gregree
(08:46):
in the Big Show studio. He's back in klead us.
T Judd is going to stop by the studio too.
Since a premier and clean us a song I Love Nascar.
You've probably seen the video and it's really doing well.
I'm sure Cletus is too. Let's see what he looks
like up close here lately. All right, all right, No,
that's coming up today and we'll give you legs up
and play this Outburst game. First thing in minute, good morning,
(09:12):
A big show is on your radio for this Wednesday,
October the twentieth. Come in a few minutes. James Gregory
passing through on his way to the Halifax County Fair
in Virginias. Y'all get ready. It's been in the morning
with James. I also later on this morning, Kletus t Judd.
You got a song I Love Nascar. That's parody of
Toby kees I love this bar. I love both them songs.
(09:34):
Klatas still will be in here right now. I'll give
you three dates in history. It's where we're going our
three categories for this Outburst game. We're getting ready to play.
It was October the twentieth, nineteen sixty four. Thirty first
US President, Herbert Clark Hoover died. Nice work. Herbert the
Secretary of Quart of the Thing. In nineteen twenty nine,
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he became the first president to have a telephone on
his desk. Fat boy just kept calling him and calling
him and calling. It was on this date nineteen seventy
five the Supreme Court rules that teachers could spank students
if the students were told in advance of the behavior
that would warrant such punishment.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
And thank goodness, we finally got that all straightened out,
and it's never been an issue since.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
And all those kids graduated and became lawyers.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Finally, on this date in nineteen ninety six, Evelyn no
Tomo of Mavlick, Norway, was cooking up a pot of
moose and trails with a family dog. That's because the
old man that wouldn't need them, he said, the moosin
trails again, and she noticed a gold ring in the entrail.
The only way you'll get meat to eat them a
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moose and trails to see if fat the golden ring in. Well,
it was her gold ring, which she lost three years
earlier while helping her husband push their car out of
a snow drifted man. Her husband had bagged the moose
nine miles from where she lost the ring.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Wow, you know the amazing part of that is somewhere
over there in nineteen ninety three, ninety six, three years earlier.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Oh ninety three, you were right.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Sometimes some guys said, Evelyn, you'll get out and push.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
She did, Yeah about that. Don't worry, I'll get you
riga back up for you.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
All right.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
That's where we're getting our categories playing for the Darlington
Raceway prize back called age six, six, four or five nine.
Racial Day gets you tickets, order free pit pass while
its applies last. They're riding carrying the CD qualify for
the trip to LA for the complete riding experience. Will
give away this Friday from two weeks worth of winters.
You're shouting getting your name and the hat happens right now.
Let's do it, good morning, to make show us on
(11:50):
the radio. Moved around the bottom of the hour or
not by first.
Speaker 9 (11:59):
Let's split.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
It's the game that any one can win. Jumboy, dude,
like man, it will only be a lot of fun.
Speaker 10 (12:17):
Gell and have a up and guess time you want
the best time dad shirts.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Hey w D out of fort Brown No call.
Speaker 10 (12:33):
Shot day.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Hey w D.
Speaker 11 (12:42):
How you doing, jumboy?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Hey man, please tell me you're forty?
Speaker 11 (12:46):
You know what what September? I can't honestly say will be.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
For that in September will be w D forty.
Speaker 11 (12:53):
I've been I've been waiting forty years to say that.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Jumboy, call me back so we can celebrate.
Speaker 11 (13:01):
I sure will to the birthday party.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Good dearn man, I was just at a party in
Fadville last Thursday night.
Speaker 11 (13:08):
Oh you you didn't have my number to call me?
John Wood?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Oh man, we'll save up art.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
I don't know how you penetrate those rusty bolts, but man,
you got it going on.
Speaker 11 (13:19):
I'll tell you what my bone's filled rusty sometimes.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Uh well, Doles, jump in here. See if you can
get this big old price package. That'll be a good
birthday present for you sending down to La, would it?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (13:30):
Outstanding?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
God, here we go.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
You ready, I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Three things you might find on the President's desk, Ready
go paper and uh.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
See that was a comedy setup if there were ever.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Oh yeah, and you know, well we didn't say things
you find under the president's.
Speaker 11 (13:57):
Thank god he's not.
Speaker 9 (14:00):
W d.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Three things you learn in school, Ready go.
Speaker 11 (14:05):
Reading, right in arithmetic?
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Right, well you're.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Supposed to, all right, Yeah for the wind the prize
back within your grasp. Three wild but not yet, don't
don't celebrate too early, my jings yourself.
Speaker 11 (14:20):
Yeah yeah, okay, take that back.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I think you got it. Three wild animals ready to go,
jaguarre bear and mountain lions.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Hey, you got that's.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
That's w D thirty nine working around there, Buddy woy Yeah, man.
Speaker 11 (14:40):
Hey, I was privileged to go to the race in
Charlotte and uh had a hot pass and a guy
that chunk of Rusty Wallas's car in the back of
my window.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
All right, congrats anybody hurts? Oh congratulations?
Speaker 9 (14:54):
Good.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
That's a that's fun time, ain't it. Body?
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (14:57):
Man, that's awesome. That was my first time in the FI.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Well, w D, I'm a senior Darlington Raceway prize pack
at this time.
Speaker 11 (15:04):
Dan, we got her done today.
Speaker 12 (15:06):
Didn't squeal with the light, right, Johnny charm How squeal?
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Man?
Speaker 7 (15:14):
You better hope you don't get pulled over with that boy.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Coming up.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Robert D.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Rayford thinking some more about baseball boys, yucking it up
some about the series. This is not as much yucking
up over baseball like to do for a football game.
Maybe that's because baseball is not as violent and exciting
as football.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I'd say baseball is more.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
A thinking man's game. I didn't realize how much effect
changing the center of the baseball from rubber to cork
made such a difference in the game. As I was
telling them a while ago. Very few home runs until
they came out with the cork center ball. I wonder
why there's so many home runs now, the batters more muscular.
Have they done something else to hype up the ball?
(16:06):
And why is it the local TV sportscasters only show
the home runs in their game summaries. It certainly is
a difference in the way boys play baseball and the
towns around America. It's become so organized. They play on nice, level,
marked fields, sometimes with lights. All the boys have some
kind of uniform. Each player has his own miller glove,
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plenty of different lengths and weight bats. Shoot back, when
I was a boy, the only time he got to
have all this stuff is when you got to high school.
Till then, we played baseball wherever we could find a
big enough field. Country boys played in the cow pasture.
We didn't have fancy padded bases. They might be a
big rock or a piece of flat scrap wood. Not
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every boy had a glove or a mint. We'd share those.
Come in to bat, leave your mit and glove in
the field for the other boys. And the balls were
used were homemade. We'd take a rock and wrap some
string around and cover that with adhesive tape or black
Electricians tape. Many times, when you'd hit it real good,
it would fly through the air and come unraveled. If
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we ever did get hold of a real horse eyed
covered baseball, it was usually one with the threads and
the cover out of it. In places, we'd put tape
over that. He's a bandage tape or electricians tape. Duck
tape hadn't even been invented then. And for a bat, well,
we were lucky to have one that hadn't been broken before.
And when it was broken, of course we'd wrap the
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tape around that. All those were the days, and you'd
see boys get up a game in every neighborhood, play
and play and play. Don't see that anymore. All very organized,
I think as I look back on it. It was
more fun when it was that way. Sandlot baseball they
called it, and sometimes cow pasture baseball. Watch where you
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sliding now on second base? Robert d Ray for John
Boyne Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Good Morning, A big show is on the radio coming up.
That number one hit tune at world premiere yesterday, song
about Marcy the Tater song will be heard next. Good Morning,
It's a big show on the radio. In under in
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our latest full time employee, Marcy aka tater yh welcome
with a song, and here's the perfect one the tat song.
(18:42):
Who is the big.
Speaker 9 (18:44):
Shookus coordinator smiling and everybody she sees our favorite girl.
Speaker 10 (18:51):
Her nickname is Tater, and everyone knows it's Marcy.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
The jokes that were telling our favorite.
Speaker 10 (19:03):
Guest star on the playhouse nice penmanship but terrorble spelling.
Everyone knows it's Marcie, and Marcy don't seem to care
when we make fun of her hair.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
And Tater's our favorite pair all by herself, hersel herself?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Who's speaking?
Speaker 9 (19:36):
Now?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
For lunch with her?
Speaker 10 (19:37):
The husband meets him an average three times a week.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Who's heading mom to have a quick noon? And who's
It's Marcy?
Speaker 10 (19:51):
And Marcy's got mess of hair, it's sets strap here,
and where's all la?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
He's onder where?
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Or so weave her? So so weave her? Or so.
Speaker 10 (20:11):
Who is the big sher guests go on Nader smiling
in every mind.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
She sees our favorite girl. Her nickname is Taine.
Speaker 10 (20:22):
Everyone knows it's Marcy, who blessed all the joke sepper
telling our favorite.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Guests are on the playhouse.
Speaker 10 (20:33):
Nice penmanship with terrible spelling. Everyone knows it's.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Marcy, who's always feeling.
Speaker 10 (20:41):
Happy and jolly can't spellow it.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Her hair is on mask, who's headed home to help
with more.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Everyone knows it's my Mercy.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Good morning, The Big Show is on a radio. She
has a couple more minutes. Hang on, James Gregory back
in the Big Show studio, Buddy, Vinnie, hang on, we'll
talk to James in just a second. Good morning, The
(21:18):
Big Show was on the radio. John Boy, Billy, Randy, Vinnie,
and the funniest man in America James Gregory, Good morning, boy,
Good morning. How you doing man, We're doing good, doing good,
Vinnie and James Man, good to see you. Got to
see you all. We've had that people. How's James hadn't
heard him on the show. How's it going? So I
just let you tell everybody. Well, I tee, I'm just
(21:39):
glad to be above ground. But your back, ye, I
had that quadruple bypass then, right, you know, let me
keet high screwed up?
Speaker 5 (21:49):
I was.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
I had two arteries. There was ninety five percent block, man,
one seventy five percent block. Then when they got did inside,
they found out the fourth one was about sixty percent
block so and then it just got worse from there.
I basically then I, when I did I see you
that first came out of certainly told my family's he
(22:10):
be fine, you know a BYuT the hour you go
bup there and see him, about twenty minutes, ain't come out.
And I told him, said no, he's not fine. It's
not going well. So my lung cose lapsed on me.
And make a long story short that I went in't
know this coma, and I was basically unconscious for like
five five and a half weeks in the hospital about
two miles.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
You know, I knew you're in there for.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
But I brought all this on myself, John Boy. No,
Well here's what happened. Just just a few months before
my surgery. I had switched to Marlborough Light and I
had cut back on the sugar and the bread and
the potatoes. Until I did that, I was in great shot,
you know, amazing. So but Isabel, you know I had
(22:50):
to give up the cigarettes after all this time, So
you quit smoke. Yeah, that's no big deal, but it's
kind of messed up my financial plan. Really, I might
have told you this before see in my state of Georgia,
with the taxes and everything, cigarettes running about thirty five
bucks a cart. Uh huh huh, but Marble, all the
cigarette compans have these big sales. That's always on. It
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was always about twenty two dollars a cart, right, So
I was saving thirteen bucks a cart, and I was
smoking three cart in a week, so I was saving
thirty nine dollars a week, And that says I quit smoking.
I ain't saving nothing, So I don't know how you
know that's gonna be on my full one keg, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
But well, good buddies up and kicking right now, James,
hangout and down all this morning. You ain't got to
go to Virginia, do you not yet? All all show?
James withers the rest of the morning. It's good to
have you here, but to be here miss you. All right,
hang ons, get your news. Let us boys read that in.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
All right, ray for again. Thinking about baseball, wondering is
it rigged to go on as long as it can
to keep the cash registers toting up the dollars. You
have one team surge ahead from the first game and
win three in a row. Then the other team wins
one and another, and then three games each suspence mounts
and it goes into the seventh rigged. Well, would not
(24:24):
like to think so, but it does happen a lot,
doesn't it going into the seventh game. Here's another thing,
this flu vaccine shortage. People standing in line, old folks
and children. First, a mild panic sets in across the land.
Why is that we become a nation of such instant
gratification that when anything gets in short supply, or when
(24:45):
weather threatens, we stuck up on milk and bread and
stuff like we're going to be snowbound in the Antarctic
for the winter. Never happens. We just have milk getting
sour and bread getting molded. And they say there's no
use to rush to get the fl shots, even when
there's plenty of it. Season doesn't start until later in
the year. Even though it may take a week or
(25:05):
two to get into the system, the prudent wait until
mid November to get their shots. My prediction, by then
there'll be plenty of vaccines. Why panic, so, it says
doctor Robert d Ray for John Boy and Billy Shows.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Good Morning, A big show is on the radio. John
Bobillyr and a Jaggie Vinny James Gregory boys hit it
up to the Halifax County Fair in Virginia. It is
fair season man state fairs and all kinds of faars
going on. Well, James, you like working fairs.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Well, it's better for me now than it was early. Boy,
You know really now? I did the first fair every
day was nineteen eighty seven. It was a Plane State
Fair in Lubbock, Texas. You've been a great comedy club
in Amarillo, and this guy and his wife who had
ran that fair for thirty years, saw me in Amarillo
and thought I'd be great working their Plaine State Fair.
Speaker 9 (25:58):
Right.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
And I don't know if your listeners know what it
is when you do what they call a show on
the fairway. Like you buy one ticket, you get into
the fair, and then there's certain things along that's free
to the person.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Right, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (26:13):
You have the midder shows over in the Colosseum, thing
about George Jones lorettelled in all those people. That's an
extra money. I was free, Okay, now getting this though?
Wait where did you get this? So you walk along?
And I ain't making this up? Is my uncle Charli
would say, if I'm lying, I'm dying. You walk You
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don't know the fairway, thousands and thousands of people, all
the eating hot dogs, corn dogs and beating their kids.
Oh yeah, so you could see the world's fattiest teenager
for fifty cents. He was sitting in a tent and
a dipper. I ain't making this up ement that he
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needed surgery, so you can put extra donations in his bucket.
But it says to get in, okay.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I want a scam.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
You want a little bit further along. And they had
the world's smallest horse. It was a dollar to walk
in and see it. To me, I know it was.
It was smaller than a shelling pony because I saw it.
Speaker 9 (27:17):
You know.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Then you go a little bit further. Okay. Then they
had the world's biggest hog. You see that for seventy
five cents, Well a little bit, father James Gregory Free
that's true. It's just it was so it was so humiliate.
And get this, the guy with this fairy told me,
(27:40):
he said, in the course of the time that you're
out there, and I did.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I had to.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
I did that fair for two weeks. I was on
that fairway every night for two weeks, he said, in
the course of two weeks, we almost two weeks. Ten days,
he said, we'll have almost a half a million people
walk through the walk through the turnstiles. He said, you
better ship a lot of shirts. This is I said,
(28:04):
too gross, two hundred and eighty eight shirts. You got
many shirts. I sold three three shirts. You want percentage
of buyers. I had half a million people. I saw
three shirts.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
You got fifty cents for the fatiest teenager, a dollar
the moor smallest horse, and then seventy five cents peas hog.
So they were already out to twenty five for.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
They got.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Made of money.
Speaker 7 (28:35):
You should have moved your boots just ahead a lot.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Well, may be making more memories with all the hals.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Get there.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Good morning. The big show is on your radio. The
old gang in here, Red Friend and Carl and Kok
back in this morning. You're gonna cook him up some
special breakfasts. Yeah, he said, he had sausage with him
and pop chops.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Please don't tell my sir.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
We ain't gonna write James Outen on that deal.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
All right, James is having chicken. I'm gonna be microphone.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
There you go, buddy, Is it working. Yeah, I don't
want to waste we ever, Redy, go ahead, work work
on that while we do this John More Jeopardy.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
It's on.
Speaker 10 (29:19):
One.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Is it working now?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah? Oh good? An't hear me?
Speaker 9 (29:23):
Now?
Speaker 4 (29:25):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
So, uh see what do we do yesterday?
Speaker 9 (29:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
This country, James, if you know this, this was yesterday's
John More jeoparty question. Uh, this country was the third,
after the Soviet Union and the United States to have
an artificial satellite orbit the Earth. Which country would you use?
Speaker 4 (29:41):
What now?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
After the Soviet Union in the United States, the third
country to have a satellite orbit the Earth.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Oh gosh, I should really know that, you know it?
But I'm on, I'm gonna guess it's probably some small
recondent country.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
There's probably not one you would think.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
I'm I'm just gonna see Italy as things usually do Italy. No,
but he's been saying, yeah, Canada, Canada. Really it's not
that's just like north of the United States.
Speaker 8 (30:14):
I'm still working on why James Gregory should know.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
The answer that because I got a high school diploma.
That's why he's out there. All right, Well, here you go.
Today's question. Y'all listen up. This world Famous Woman holds
the record for most appearances on the cover of Time magazine.
She has appeared there ten times so far. I don't know,
(30:40):
Elton John. Maybe I'm thinking of people Maga World Famous
Woman ten times so far. All right, we're playing for years.
Supply of Cemax Michael lubergun pouredy engine in your car
Withax Rodney Carrington c d be sure to gainst Rodney
Tuesday nights on ABC. Have you have you watched Rodney's
(31:01):
new show?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
No, I don't watch other comedians, you know, so I'm
just so bigger and angry about their success. I know
exactly anymore, I'm not I'm not gonna sit here and
say how proud I am gonna. You know, I don't
give death he stars it there, really, I don't, you know,
I know exactly how you see what I'm saying. It's
(31:22):
in my future unless it's the James Gregory Show. I
just shut up about it, you know.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I mean, it's not my kids, it's not my wife.
I don't give if they starved to day.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
You know, I just see me talking about my appearance
that he at the Eagle's Nest in Maggie Valley.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
You know, that's don't worry if y'all like a fair.
We've got the James Gregory Experience next.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah, what eight hundred big So you don't free like
color novels, dog where you go to a get a winner.
Good morning to make shows on already over this Wednesday morning,
moving around a bottom of the hour.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
And has time.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yes, live across America.
Speaker 12 (32:14):
It's Joe bon Boy Jeopardy and now a man who
just signed up for the complete James Gregory Experience, tickets
to the fair and a T shirt with the world's
fattest teenager on it.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Heeez, John Moore, that's that Hey to Mark out of Richmond, Virginia.
Good morning, Mark, How you doing.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
John boy?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
My voice clear up, I'm gonna have to find me
a new yell.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Yeah, I heard that, Hey John Boy. Yeah buddy, saw
your Richmond Friday all right, and thank you for coming
up here.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Hey man, that was that was a big time. Thank
you man. We had a big time in Richmond.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Well, we appreciate you coming up there and sporting us.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Get back here and shock o'bonna was doing a flood
really deal at their man, that was that was some
wild stories we heard kidding about that flood and glad.
Everything's all right now, man, we had some rain, what
fifteen inches in about five hours? Well, fourteen and six,
fourteen and six.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Yeah, we got a lot of rain in Georgia and
Alabama from most hurts. Oh yeah, he was, I mean
he was affected.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Kicked the kicked that butt.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Well, well, Mark, let's see what you got here, buddy.
This world famous woman holds the record for most appearances
on the cover of Time magazine, appeared there ten times
so far.
Speaker 8 (33:31):
What do you think, man, I tell you what I'm
thinking of, maddling Albright, but I.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Don't know maddling Albright. Well, let's see show us maddling.
All right, that's that's the one. She said. She was
a hot soccer mom. We met her at the White House.
Speaker 8 (33:51):
I certainly hope not. You're thinking of maddling. Oh yeah, alright,
it's about four foot.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Eight she was.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
She was set there at Stay down the Clinton.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Oh okay, Well.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
They put her up on a little stool taker.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
Under Clinton. I get it.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Now.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
I know that she'd been under him. She was a lesbian,
all right, Mark, Well, thanks for playing buddy. We appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Oh boy, Oh, I have a good day.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
All right, man, thank you very much. Let's go to
Christy Ala Tulula, Louisiana. How you doing, Christy?
Speaker 7 (34:26):
I'm good, good baby?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Everything all right in your.
Speaker 8 (34:29):
World in Oh yeah, just getting off work?
Speaker 2 (34:32):
A girl good.
Speaker 9 (34:33):
So what do you do?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Do you stay up long? Or do you go right
to bed?
Speaker 11 (34:37):
I stay up sometimes, as see as how I got
two days off.
Speaker 12 (34:39):
I might stay up for a while.
Speaker 13 (34:41):
Man, listen, I can't wait till five o'clock to listen
to you.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Got a girl. Man? When I worked at when I
worked at grade yard shift, all I needed was a
little pine of chocolate milk and showed me somewhere to
lay down. I could not that anyway, we'll go.
Speaker 11 (34:56):
I work in correction, so that's not gonna work laying down.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Are you are you a guard or what are you
doing there?
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (35:04):
I'm a corrections officer.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Really you got a gun?
Speaker 12 (35:07):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Oh good.
Speaker 12 (35:09):
I run around the outside fence.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
If they get on the fence, I get to shoot him.
Speaker 7 (35:12):
Oh that's straight, Johnny. We got to have her say
turn to your right, turny right.
Speaker 8 (35:24):
I got to fire one warning shot and then if
they don't stop, I get to shoot them off.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
The fence.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
I'm happy about it.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
I just guess.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
I'm just guessing that you're single.
Speaker 12 (35:39):
Do what.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Oh got?
Speaker 9 (35:43):
Now?
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Do you have to fire water shot for he?
Speaker 5 (35:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Sometimes? All right, Christy, we appreciate you being a big
show listener, baby, thank you for the work you do.
Run around the fence. Well, what world famous woman? Are
we looking for? A baby? I'm saying Oprah show use Oprah. No,
that's a good guess what you been on there?
Speaker 8 (36:06):
She's I think she's got the record for most appearances
on the cover of Oprah magazine.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
She's undefeated.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Christy, Thank you, baby, You enjoy a couple of days off?
Speaker 3 (36:17):
All right?
Speaker 5 (36:17):
Then right out?
Speaker 2 (36:20):
All right, very hi, I'm gonna have a warning. Moveah
de fens move bye bye. Let's go to Todd out
of for letting gold Florida. Hey, Todd, how you doing?
Speaker 5 (36:34):
What's going on?
Speaker 11 (36:35):
John boy?
Speaker 9 (36:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Just sitting around having a big time? What you doing?
Speaker 5 (36:41):
Hard?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Had a boy? You pay yourself?
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Todd?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
What do you think world famous woman we're looking for?
Speaker 11 (36:46):
Let's go with Maril Monroe.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
No better luck next time?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Are you getting taunted in the background there? All right, buddy,
you have a good day. Please out, Let's go to
Sherry out of Rome, Georgia. Hello, Sherry, Hello, Hell are
you guys? Good Baddy? How you doing today?
Speaker 5 (37:13):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (37:14):
I'm fine.
Speaker 13 (37:14):
I can't believe I'm talking to you guys.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Well you sure are? What are you usually doing this time?
Speaker 5 (37:20):
Working?
Speaker 2 (37:20):
All right? We'll good. You're taking a little time off
talking to us.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
I'm sure I am.
Speaker 11 (37:25):
I'm not even going in until I get through talking
to you guys.
Speaker 7 (37:28):
All right, Well, Serry, they fire a warning shot. You
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
We're looking for the world famous woman holds the record
for most appearances on the cover of Time magazine.
Speaker 13 (37:39):
Okay, this is just a guess that I'm getting the
Virgin Mary, the.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Virgin Mary today, right, Marry Bank outside the box? Wow,
Oh my god, that's right, Sherry, you win, baby.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Oh my god.
Speaker 13 (37:58):
How to appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
We're gonna send you the big old prize package and
put your name in the hat. This Friday's drawing for
a trip for two to La go out to Rodney
Show and have the complete Rodney experience. All right, Oh
that's wonderful. All right, sweetie, will you hold on, Jackie,
get your information?
Speaker 11 (38:15):
Okay, hey, thank you and I love you guys, No,
we love you more, all right.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Sharing, all right, yelling, I say we'll get you news
in get raped Daddy and Rickey b sharp fifty cents
world short as human femino only in America.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Things that are peculiar to Americans. People are like everything
oversize except their bodies. Many Americans would rather be thin
and die young than be fat and live to an
old age. A new pulled by the Dull Nutrition Institute
reveals the thirty nine percent of Americans would gladly shave
a year off their life if it meant they could
stay their ideal wait until they croak meantime. A casket
(39:08):
company hopes to fatten its coffers by fattening its coffins.
Following the trend of larger theater and airline seats, the
Batesville Casket Company has introduced more types of double oversized
caskets in response to the growing obesity problem in the US.
Company spokesman Joe Weigel says his company is making more
oversized caskets, which range from twenty eight to thirty eight
(39:31):
inches wide, due to constant pressure from funeral directors who
say normal sized caskets aren't big enough anymore. In his words,
since Americans are getting bigger, families of the deceased are
asking for additional choices that the normal sized caskets don't provide.
The company currently makes more than four hundred kinds of caskets,
and since Weigel expects the obesity trend to continue, he
(39:54):
says it will continue making larger caskets as long as
funeral directors tell us they need him. And just look
at the cover story on the October eleventh issue of
the Weekly World News. Five hundred pound model has forty
pound baby and this note to the publishers of Weekly
World News. Why does it get to the newsstands before
(40:14):
it gets to me by mail?
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Figure that out? Robert D.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
John Boyn Billy Shirt, Good.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Morning is a big show on the radio, y'all Hang
on right quick. I got a man on hole. We
got told to Ricky B. Sharp calling about a Dothan, Alabama. Well,
Dondy Ricky Bean, only his lovely wife Lucy R will
be around. We'll find out, Netta, Good morning is a
(40:44):
big show on the radio. Alright, this is my call
right here. Let's get this Hello, big show.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Let's just count Ricky b Sharpular from Alibetsylvania.
How you put lickers doing up there?
Speaker 10 (41:05):
That?
Speaker 2 (41:06):
It sounds like somebody's getting ready for Halloween.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
Oh yeah, my favorite time of year. We go have
a big time, for sure.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
I bet you already got them big old pumpkins sitting
out on the porch right now, don't you.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
Oh she's inside of fix it back.
Speaker 10 (41:19):
Now?
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Loose you are? I mean the jack o' lanterns?
Speaker 5 (41:21):
Oh them pumpkin? Yeah, we got ten or twelve out there.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Man, that's gotta be a lot of hard work, I mean,
especially for you. What do you mean well, having to
clean them out from the inside. So do you carry
the seeds out one at a time or do you
carve the face first? And talks about tos.
Speaker 5 (41:41):
Bunning it man. You know somebody want to ar rescue
for murder?
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Why's that?
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Cause you're killing me? Helling me.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
So how's the house looking?
Speaker 12 (41:52):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (41:53):
Spooky, creepy and Halloween is gonna get out.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
So you didn't decorate it yet?
Speaker 5 (41:59):
I'll tell you close with her. I thought for sure
you'd go for a Halloween e joke. Oh yeah, place
looks great. They weren't easy and weren't easy. Neither can
hardly find all the hate sending the booger stuff at
the store for all that Christmas stuff they.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Had laid out Christmas stuff already.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Yeah, turned out to be a good thing too. All
that Halloween junk is pretty well picked through. So we
had to make new with some Christmas stuff.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
What you use Christmas decorations for Halloween?
Speaker 5 (42:24):
Well had that word we're not bad ready, Uh, stripped
down that dancing rock and roll Santa and glued on
some extra hair and viola. Got us a jolly ed,
twitchy old wolfman out there, a couple of cans of
red spray paint, a couple of pairs of horns and
bingo and the old angels is.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Devils and put a pair of you bib overalls on
a tiny alf and hello, Chunky the devil doll.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Right, somebody better call out the swap team because you
are a regular ride.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
I ain't hel it.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
I know, heyst tell you how about this? Give me
a chance to get even?
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Will you go give it your best shot?
Speaker 5 (43:02):
All right? You asked for it.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Lucy R.
Speaker 13 (43:12):
How's it going tolerable? I reckon hell? Truth be cold.
I'm plumb tuckerd oiut. You know Ricky and Halloween just
a big kid. Huh Nope, he's just a big idiot.
I wish he spent this much time on the anniversary.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Yeah, come on, you gotta have a good Halloween memory
or two.
Speaker 13 (43:33):
Well, uh, let's see last year we was invited to
a couple's party and uh, Ricky decided we was gonna
go as one of them Bobville bats and the horses.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Well had that go?
Speaker 11 (43:44):
Figure?
Speaker 13 (43:46):
Hey did that's a bit of playing as usual? He said?
It's his hand over had one eye hole of the
hair kept falling in the way. Darn fuehead, the rear
end on back.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
That's like a perfect outfit for him.
Speaker 5 (44:02):
Uh uh oh, good bye Horses. Re Read stories Flabbermouth.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Hello, Hello, hey Recky. Before we go, I forgot to
ask what you're gonna be this year? Mini Me, Star Wars,
e Walk Stuart, Little Sneezy Doc. Nope, what's what you got?
Speaker 5 (44:24):
H another little scab by the old comedy Zombie. Well,
if you gotta know, I'm gonna be count Trackler. I
got things, Kate, whole ball of wax, even bought a
new pair of shoes.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Hey, why don't you use that shoe box operation Christmas Child?
Speaker 5 (44:40):
Hey man, that's a dang good idea, right of cars.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I mean, after you use it on Halloween for your
little drackler's coughing.
Speaker 5 (44:47):
Then you have a whole comedy and the old undead
heart by pot liquor.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Good bye, good morning, got a big show on the radio,
spends morning time James Gregory. But if Finnie on their
way to the Halifax County Fair in Virginia, spends time
of it was morning to cletus T Judd, which on
us a little bit later in the studio to tell
about his hit song we premiered here on the big show.
I love Nascar, all right, Good morning and it's a
(45:31):
big show on the radio. I told who was that
boy Mark out at Richmond, Virginia playing John boyd Jebory.
Thank you again man, y'all get down shacko bottom floor
releiveda rebuilding that place man opening up looking good and
thinking of that. I want to mind you our station
out of Orlando, Florida, The Improv and nine to six
point five WHTQ. The host of private comedy show mced
(45:53):
by Me and Billy beginning seven pm Thursday with a
regular guest of The John o'billy Morning Show, Killobes, musical
comic Cletus T. Judd as well as Grandma League reached
the star of nbc TV's Last Comic Standing.
Speaker 7 (46:07):
And James, is about you and John Boy and Billy
talking about their gigs?
Speaker 2 (46:10):
That is gonna be here now, not at all, but
not this there's now that is on December second and
the third. That's when me and Billy we just signed
that deal to get down there and they have some
flood relieve and the hurricane damage in Orlando. And James
went and talked to you since all them hurricanes.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
Man, oh, I'm just glad they don't live in a Florid,
aren't you. Oh Man, that was something well, you know,
I ab said it. Now I realize that those hurricanes,
they do a lot of damage. A lot of people
are hurt by them. It's just like tornadoes, right, So
I know this tragedy involved. But here's why a lot
to say that. I don't want to hurt anybody's feeling this,
but somebody needs to say that, Oh boy, unlike tornadoes,
(46:48):
and I live in Tornado. Cut Tornado's come up. Just
I mean, just damn quick. There's nothing you can do right,
but please listen to me. People, in the history of mankind,
there has never been any such thing as a sudden hurricane.
They form hundreds of miles out over the ocean. They
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track them for two or three weeks. Every evening on
the local television news, the anchor man says to the
viewing audience, Look, the hurricane will be coming through your
subdivision a week from Thursday, and hell.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
They just wait on it.
Speaker 11 (47:36):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
It's just, it's amazing to me. If you ever want
to watch the people on the West coast the Californians
think about us during hurricane season. Here's what I mean
by that. Don't think that we'll ever know about mud
slides is what we learned watching the news because we
don't have mud slides. Now reverse that a round. Don't
think the Californians know about hurricanes is what they learned
by watching us, because they don't have hurricanes on that coast,
(47:58):
So they must be intrigue curious, are just playing a
mazed by the miracle of Plywood. Well, here's why they
seal the news. They see the hurricanes or one hundred
and thirty five miles an hour, they says dammage. Three
Third World countries destroyed five ships at see. The governors
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called out a national guard. The Pentagon sends in the
eighty second Airboard Division to evacuate the air Force base.
Let's move these army tanks. These forty thousand ton army
tanks don't stand a chance. And here's what else they
see on the news. They see an interview with mister
(48:40):
missus Harold Washington from Pensacola, and God bless them. They're
on the way to home depot.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
If we just get some plywood, we can ride it out.
Speaker 9 (48:51):
You know.
Speaker 14 (48:53):
I mean, these people need to wake up, you know,
I say, run, damn it, just run, you know. A's
it so all right? That's James bitch. So I see
why killer Bees is doing me perfectly. But James sougnsens.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
I'll y'all, bye, y'all hang out here. We got a
lot to go, right daddy, after your news weathers more.
We get letters.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
I get letters mostly from the email machine, which are
not instantaneous, which negates the main purpose of them. Takes
a couple of days for them to show up in
my inbox. I have no personal email contraption. They come
to all of us at a kind of general delivery
address mail bag at the Big Show dot com, like
this one, transmitted October thirteenth. I just got it today,
(49:54):
eight days later.
Speaker 4 (49:55):
Get this.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
It says, I know you don't speak political views, however,
goes into a political opinion. Michelle Wimberley and Pittsburgh, North
Carolina Despatch this seven days ago. The picture of me
some personal appearance of Baboon kissing me on the cheek.
She opines, can you tell me why mister Rayford will
kiss the monkey but he won't shake hands on the
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other hand. This from Mike Winburn from Hartsville, South Carolina,
who sent this one Monday with a picture of the
two of us at Sunday's motorcycle ride. He says, just
a brief note to let you know what a good
time we had on the ride. Of course, the highlight
was shaking, yes, shaking mister Robert D's hand. John Tolson,
my riding buddy, was with me, and when we met
(50:38):
mister Rayford, he said to him, mister Rayford, I know
you don't like shaking hands, so could we have a
picture with you? Mister Rayford replied, I don't like paying
taxes either, but I do, and stuck out his hand.
We shook hands, shot a couple of photographs, chatted a little,
and were off. It was good to meet the ol
CA mudgeon. That was one of the day's highlights. I
learned a little about the petties. Also to see folks
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that are just good, decent people that seem to genuinely
appreciate everyone's participation. Kyle was at the gate at Victory
Junction waving at everyone as we drove in, with what
appeared to be a look of sincere appreciation on his face.
Either Kyle or Richards seemed to tire of the endless
photographs and autographs.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
It was a good day. Thank you, Mike.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Mike Winman, Hartsville, South Carolina. And an update on the figures.
Turns out the estimates I gave Monday were too high,
said something like eight hundred motorcycles a thousand people. The
figures were toted up by Aaron Mettmeyer at the Charity
Ride office and they show five hundred motorcycles on the ride,
seven hundred people counting those ride and double at fifty
(51:42):
dollars each each person. That was a good Day's contribution
to the maintenance of the Victory Junction Gang Camp. Thanks
a lot. Robert Rayfer, John Boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
Good morning and the Big Show is on the radio,
dow Beat. You cletus t Judge join us a little
bit later. Just announced December second third about our WHTQ
our showdown Orlando, me and Billy and some of the
nation's funniest comedians. We're gonna the golfers. I mean, I'll
get cleayten to tell me about it. I'm just find
(52:13):
out about it too. I knew we were definitely going
down there to do that. With the hurricanes, you already
take them people off it wrote them out. James with
Plywood talked.
Speaker 4 (52:21):
About, well, you know, just to show that I'm a
kind of like an equal opportunity offender. You know, I
live in Tornaja country. You know we have lost tornadoes
in Georgia, and well see, I've got a theory about
that too.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
What do you think?
Speaker 4 (52:35):
And I can say this, you dos touch close to home.
I almost lost my house two years ago, and about
twenty years ago my brother in law and my sister
actually lost a home. So it's not like I've been
separated from the damage to the hardate. Right. But I
have came to this conclusion watching the news all my life,
(52:56):
and that is the day Tordnata has never touched. And
then intelligent man's trailer well obviously, I mean at least
they can never find one to talk to of the news.
You think about this, guy, really, I may even try
to be funny you you think about this, I will
bet anybody that listen to my voice right now, I
(53:17):
will bet any amount of money. Then, no matter how
long you've been on this earth, you have never seen them.
The evening use a Tornadi victim from a trailer park
in a three piece suit, you know, going, or a
monogram shirt going. Yes, this was rather devastating. A tree
(53:43):
fell on the luxus and there's quite a bit of
rubble in our hut. I believe, listen, this is true.
I hope I'm not out of lining here, but I
believe with all my heart that when the Tornadi his
the news director at the local TV station he tells
his reporter get out to the trailer park and interview
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a dumb ass and try to file one who's married
to a fat woman.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
I believe it.
Speaker 4 (54:17):
Now here's a couple of hours interview studied where the
trailer used to be. The husband is real frail, one
hundred and twelve pound, one hundred and eight without the
belt bucket. Got a tire gauge in his pocket. That's
in case the trailer don't seem level.
Speaker 2 (54:37):
We're the key reading with a three pounds of keys
on it.
Speaker 4 (54:40):
What's that all about? There's only three doors in this
man's lot, truck, trailer and toolshit. Now now there has
next to his wife. His wife weighs full under wearing
those tight tight polyestra pam kill the little irrigation ditches
and O what they were that?
Speaker 2 (55:03):
Don't they don't have that looks. I know they're fab
of hell, they're not blind.
Speaker 4 (55:10):
I had a four hundred pound woman and type paul
just the pants, look in the mirror and go all right.
And it seems like she's always wearing a beeper. Can
I tell you guys about fat people and beepers. They
should wear the old kind of beeper, the one that
made a noise. They got these modern high tech ones.
Now they don't make a noise. They simply vibrate. Well,
(55:31):
trust me on this. If you weigh four hundred pounds,
you're missing calls. I mean, you feel something, you just
like it sweat? And why does the guy always said
about what did they always say about the Tornador? What
did I always say? Sound like a freight train is
not a railroad track with a hung a mile and
(55:53):
there's rocket signists, there's a locomotive.
Speaker 2 (55:55):
You just made a left and do his driveway.
Speaker 5 (55:58):
Now.
Speaker 4 (55:59):
I am not not the smartest guy in the world,
and most people know that, but I can tell you this.
If I was sitting in my den at home and
just thought, just thought that there's a train somewhere, you're
my mailbox. Matter fact, I asked, were that out of there,
I'd be god, you know. But these other stories, I'll
(56:20):
tell you what. It's almost like UFO stories. That's how
come nobody believes in UFOs. They never any view a
college professional bard. We guessed, my wife and I we saw,
we saw it.
Speaker 12 (56:32):
Never.
Speaker 4 (56:33):
It's always it's always some guy from like, you know, Arkansas.
They always land this to a hog pin in Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (56:42):
The interview.
Speaker 4 (56:43):
This guy's got the IQ of a sweet potato.
Speaker 2 (56:46):
He's got him.
Speaker 4 (56:47):
On Night Line with Ted Copple talking about the UFO.
You know, the eyes outside there have my boy put
his car up on block. It wasn't broke down. We
just wanted the front yard to look good. Yeah, lend
you rel ture all that grass is mashed down? Well,
that ain't it right? There's where my wife fail broker beeper.
(57:16):
By the way, did anybody in the studio right now
believe that there's life of another planet? That'll be bashful?
Speaker 10 (57:21):
I do?
Speaker 4 (57:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (57:22):
Do you rarely do?
Speaker 10 (57:23):
Not?
Speaker 11 (57:24):
Me?
Speaker 4 (57:24):
I just don't. No, man, I really doubt if the
facts are on my side, Because if you believe in UFOs,
you do believe, you have to believe that there's a
life form far advanced from us intellectually as far as
technology goes, right, they'd have to be to have the
capability to come down here on this UFO Unidentified Flying object,
(57:46):
travel ten twelve million miles, hang around two or three days.
We don't even know they're here, return to another planet
without even fueling up no more gas. You see what
I mean? Well, look at this. If you think of
that happened at least once they land it, say maybe
at Dodger Stadium and watch a ball game. I'll go
to Orlando where you guys are going, or times square,
(58:07):
but they never do. They know it's in the field.
Ain't nothing there.
Speaker 2 (58:12):
Can you see now?
Speaker 4 (58:13):
Can you see these aliens up on another planet with
a long weekend coming. Man, let's say, let's say Memorial Day,
and they've promised the kids a trip, so here they are, right,
they have the driveway up on another planet, loading the
spaceship with the stuff they'll need. Okay, bugget a chicken tatter, salad, fuzzbuster.
(58:41):
You know they're gonna be speeding, right, And the guy
says to the kids, all right, kids, if y'all got
to pee you by the we're not gonna be stopping
at every planet we come to go through all that
and land in Arkansas. I mean, just come on, and
it ain't gonna happen, you know. Besides, look, look like
(59:01):
all joking aside. If there was life on other planets,
we would have sent them some foreign aid.
Speaker 2 (59:07):
By now, Jame's good, dear buddy, y'all I got we
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