November 12, 2025 • 51 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, the whole crew is on vacation this week - so we’re digging up some shows from our massive archives. - After seeing such a huge response to Monday’s podcast, we’re happy to present another show featuring James Gregory and Steve Mingolla (aka: “Vinny”). - This encore show originally aired on October 18, 2004 - Enjoy the show!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Aye, y'all.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Let's go on, do this current events quiz. What we're
gonna deal with Biddley.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Oh, the presidential candidates are lining up some last minute
TV appearances as the election closes in.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh yeah, so what John Kerry blamed President for the
flu vaccine shorty recently, So you're gonna see a lot
of that heating up right, All right, now, well let's
deal with it. Y'all have to think too deep Dial
one eight hundred, Big Show be calling nine, Take see
and win right now? Good morning, the Big Show is on.
(00:41):
You're ready over this Wednesday morning?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
You ready? Girl?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Okay, come ya.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Wins.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's time.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Quiz.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Say say hey you John Olly, PEP Squad Say hey
to Bill out of Cookville, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Good morning Bill, Hello John Bolly. How's everything going in
your world? Buddy?
Speaker 6 (01:07):
All done?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Great? Youoh doing good? Doing good?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Will be all listen to Bill and win this prize baggage, Buddy,
Well Bill.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
The race for the White House is moving into its
final days, and the last minute needya blitz is on.
Of course, Leno, Letterman, Oprah, even Doctor Phil have become
standard stops for political candidates lately, but this year they're
popping up in some new and even more unusual places
on TV. For example, just before the election, next week,
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a president Bush visits The Daily Show to show he's
got a sense of humor. B John Kerry checks in
on MTV's Total Request Live to reach young hip voters.
Or see Ralph Nader hangs sheet rock on TLC's Home
Makeover to get ready for his real job after the election.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
Say do work, Bell, We're gonna send you that seven
and a quarter in circular saw from Bosh Tools of
Ronnie Caron and CD and you qualify with the Ronning
experienced trip to l A.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
All right, and be careful with that circular saw. I
got a couple of cousins with nine fingers. So is
Ralph Nader still in the presidential race? It depends on
what you call in the fact that you just asked that.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Should have answer, Yeah, Well, I'm I'm the media.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Ain't a yeah, I'm scary, ain't it? Dimn Bell?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You hold on, Jackie gets information, We'll get Jim Prize,
Baggy's mother, Why Bill Ah Daniel, and then Robert d Rayberg,
and then well you got a John Mobilly playhouse, James
Gregory Benny hanging.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Out with us will be joined sometime. I clean.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Checking the mail slot which collects email from big show listeners,
which I get days later. Here's one from missus Sandy
Weber and Clinton, Tennessee. Mister Rayford, you grumpy old fart.
Can't you leave the devil worshipers alone? First, working mothers, women, drivers,
crying children, rule breakers, et cetera. Us fiends only have
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one day a year to make our children look like
the Master and hop them up on sugar at the
same time. At least you have an opinion, though I
can't say how tired I am of the mealy mouthed
PC people running around these days. I might not always
wear my opinions on my sleeve twenty four hours a day,
but at least I have them, and more than one
to boot. Of course, you get paid for speaking yours.
(03:49):
I hardly ever agree with you, but at least you
think about things back to the Halloween thought. Did you
spring from your mother's womb a big old grouch or
were there actually some childhood type traditions that you have
warm and fuzzy memories of. Yes, indeed, hope someone pulls
this from the computer and gives it to you as
I'm sure you can't. You got that right, miss Webber,
(04:11):
have no access to that infernal machine. Let's see. Here's
one from a homeless person. Debbie mullanacs I must assume
she is homeless. No address does she live? Wrapped in
wire somewhere in cyber space, says I heard your piece
on Halloween this morning, and how you say a pox
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on Halloween. I have very fond memories of when I
was going trick or treating. I lived in a small
town where everybody knew everybody. Neighbors stepped in to help neighbors.
You slept with the front door and windows open. Our
parents would get us ready, and we walked the entire
area door to door where there were lights on, which
was about ninety five percent of the neighborhood. It was
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the one night that you could be anything you wanted
to be. It was safe, it was fun. It was
a night that you forgot about school parents, teachers and
had fun with your schoolmates. Today is a different story.
You hardly see lights on for trick or treaters anymore.
Everyone is afraid of whom might come to their doors
dressed up in a costume, The children of today don't
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know what it feels like to be safe. Once you
have finished trick or treating, then you have to take
your candy and have it X rayed and make sure
it's safe to eat. It is very sad that we
have come to this point in our country. Yes, Debbie,
somewhere out there in cyberspace, That's why I call it begoween.
I wonder why we teach children how to put their
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hand out for a handout as soon as they can walk.
A pox on begoween? Who says that? I say that
A growing number of people who listen to the John
Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Good morning and a big show is on a radio.
We have a big old time this morning. Thanks for
breakfast from Bojangles famous chicken and biscuits. Got to want
to need to get a half of bo Jangles. Now
we've moved on to lunch. Think about James's first time
you got to taste their new vinegar based cooking sauce.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
About these port shops here, Oh man, I'll tell you what.
This is not a good place for a heart page
got port sausages. We got oh man, this is great.
This is just great food. Heah we've got sausages and
pork chops. And of course you know I've always prayed
about boat Jangles. Yeah, I've always had one complaint about them.
I bring it up every time I'm in Charlotte. We
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don't have Bojangles where the closest one to us is
like Chattanooga to the north and then Augusta, Georgia South
Carolina line to the east. But I always stop if
you go into bowl Jangles by yourself in order that
twelve piece family meal. Yeah, they just automatically assume it's
to go about. Hell, don't find me a fork.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Come on, let's step back and eat some lunch because
we're going to ye old someplace, our ladies.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
John Boy be House is going to be acted out next.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Good morning, and you got the big show on the
radio about ten away from the hour.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
It's time.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's episode All
the King's Men. As our story opens, King Feedoor and
Queen Armadilla are sitting in the royal throne room of
Castle Livermush.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Is this the end of all their kingdom?
Speaker 9 (07:47):
Well, you'll serdaently come out of your shell Onvadilla.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Call yourself, my de tooth.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
The barbarian shall never set foot inside these walls, if
I have anything to say.
Speaker 10 (08:04):
About it, Your highness, The men you have summoned are
waiting your attentions like you, lady.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
And waiting.
Speaker 9 (08:15):
Oh hell, King, you are Gidor all right, we can
dispense with the fantay smooching gentlemen.
Speaker 8 (08:28):
All got the.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Job, as you know. Oh they not know? The kingdom
is in grave peril.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
Word from the frat says these vandals are about to
overrun our defenses. Why didn't somebody make defensive taller. If
we survive, we shall deal with that. If they break through,
they will suit me at the gates of this very castle.
That is why I need your help. Shall we put
on our armor and join the battle?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Scion? No, who are you?
Speaker 8 (09:01):
Never mind?
Speaker 9 (09:04):
It is I who shall don harbor? Who I wasn't.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
Finished with my life yet?
Speaker 9 (09:11):
I was first to say, as I wish, I shall
don armor and join the battle. Then you go, put
sire the king oil. Yes, in war time the place
of a king is in front of his man, leading
them onto victory. Or so I've heard during my absence.
(09:33):
I have an important assignment for each of you fit
forwards the Lloyd of Beef.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I am here, my king. Yeah, that's who you are.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
Not to you, I trust for safe keeping my crown,
the most visible symbol of my power and authority. He
try not to get the fingerprints all over it when
you're showing it off to your idiot friends, because you
know you will.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I shall call it with my very life, your highness
and sort of the idea packet.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
Next, step forward, Earl of Scruggs. Yes, your Highness, to you, ah,
I entrust my signet ring emblazon with the crest of
the royal family.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
That what that is?
Speaker 9 (10:21):
It also it gets you two for one on Friday night, said.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Ye old steak and ail. They don't forget the tip.
It shall never leave my sight.
Speaker 9 (10:31):
You're honest again, that's sort of what I had in mind.
Speaker 11 (10:35):
Step forward, sird Jumbo of Hicksville, have your service, your
highness from.
Speaker 9 (10:45):
The south of my kingdom. May I first say thank
you so much for dressing up for the royal audience.
Wasn't last year you were that same holy pair of
chain mail shots.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Apologies. I came to the castle in Great Heights. Those
people just ride a horse without stopping to bathe.
Speaker 9 (11:08):
The parent leave, judging from the cloud of flies about you,
at any rate, to you, I entrust the most precious
charge of all you were.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
What is it? Oh? Yeah, this key.
Speaker 12 (11:20):
Hike to the royal arm around it is far more
precious than that, the key to the royal treasurer.
Speaker 9 (11:32):
It is the key to the greatest treasure in all
the kingdom, the key to the queen's chastity belt.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
D what's the meaning of this, my lady?
Speaker 9 (11:43):
Is I ride off to join the battle. I must
consider the possibility I may not return alive.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
You must not speak this fight tis true.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
Fret in the event I don't stop fretting. In the
event I am struck down in battle, you must be
prepared to raise up an air to the throne sasquatch
here as be capable and assisting you at that task,
which is to say, he has no visible open sauls
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in most of his teeth.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I yell, your highness, and with that, Oh what have
I done with that?
Speaker 9 (12:23):
I ought to defend the kingdom. If he even smiles
upon our efforts, I shall return to you in victory. Toothpaste,
I mean, post haste, hard word and up word cherry picker.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Later Tatus King Vidor and his valets shaddle up and
ride off in the direction of the battle.
Speaker 9 (12:42):
Fiees yo, I didn't know these things went so fast.
Keep a shop, I swallowed a bug. Keep a stop by,
out boy. These vandals are a sneaky lot.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Oh, your highness, I loan writer approach. It looked like
he comes from the castle. Lady lady, why did I
bring you?
Speaker 9 (13:06):
Oh, don't be ridiculous, we just left the castle.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
It's Sir jumblo of hicks Mill, Sire sir By Why why?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
What?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I'll say? His voice has changed, the laughing King. I
must speak with you.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
Yes, yes, what is it?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
You gave me the wrong key.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy play House,
Merciful Death, When is nice? Sting June? And again next
time we'll hear the crusty old barmaid at ye old
steak and Ale say, hey, big man, let me hold
a dollar.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
John Boy, Billy, Randy Tater, Carla Cook, Big Tom, Big Show, Foods,
Vinnie James Gregory now joining the Free Kletos t Judd
goodnes See what boys, how you doing man.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
A lot of pressure in this room, a lot. Now,
what am I gonna do? Well, I suggest you're trying
not to suck of all the times to show up
the greatest comedian to ever performed with James Greary to
my left.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Basically this morning I talk about the weather report. Say yes,
every radist, body.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Do you look different? You got a different hair color
going there?
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Well, I was telling my wife, I, you know I ever,
the older I got, I had it blonde, you know,
forever bleach actually, and the older I got, everybody thought
I was Eminem's daddy, so I went dark. Now my
old lady thought I was Wayne Newton when I got home.
But you know, I got this done in California, And
James can appreciate this. For what I paid for this haircut,
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I could have bought a duplex back.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Home where we're from.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
I'm telling you three hundred and thirty dollars haircut.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
What was you doing in California?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Start with well, well, I don't know that I'm brilled
out of place out there anyway, but it's the first
haircut I've ever got. I've got four payments left, four
payments left, and it'll be paid off. My haircut.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
That was the guy's named Richard.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
I'm sure. Yeah, in the in thet they're greedy in
California because the homeless guy they come up to you,
they don't want to borrow a dollar. You ain't got
four hundred dollars on hold to you?
Speaker 8 (15:47):
What are you gonna buy?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
And you're homeless? God, a haircut, man, I get, yeah,
a haircut, as we need a haircut too.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Well.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
You know a lot of those homeless people, and I
know there's some people in this country that truly truly homeless.
You'll work for food, But when you see these young
ablebody fellas have a sign, they're not here about working
for food. Oh not not sening here about it? Years ago.
You're my house. There's a young fellow, same street corner
every day for a week. Get on my nerves. So
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one more needs. Really, when traffic wudn't too bad, I
pulled over. He had a side, will work for food.
I offered that guy an onion to paint my house.
I mean he gave me the finger. So so the
homeless can be rude. Co onions aren't very filling. Hey,
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if I taking my break here right here?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
All right, all right, let's do this. Hold on, We'll
be right back, y'all. Y'all said through these important announcements.
(17:06):
Good morning to Big Show us in a radio coming outward, hanging.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Around here with the boys.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
James Gregory on his way to Halifax County Fair in Virginia,
spend time with us.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
He'll be in Maggie Valley this week. He just certain
night only we counsel fraudy. Oh you did just lack
a ticket. I mean, I'm know Tim Wilson.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
You know.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
We got Cleta Steja. I ain't got no shows.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
You're you're in town today filming and Totally Nascar. You'll
be on Totally Nascar.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Yeah, we're gonna go over there and do some NASCAR
stuff and see what we can get it. Trying to
get a celebrity grudge match up with Tony Stewart.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
You won't call me back right.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
And by the way, Clint stay uh and told you
about uh. I love Nascar. I know you sent me
c D and he said, he said, tell me what
you think about this, And I went ahead and world
premiered it on the Big Shows.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I hope that didn't get you in any No.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Sir, didn't get me int I likes car. I mean
I enjoy watching some things about it. I don't understand.
Maybe James or you can help me out. I don't
understand how they can. They can pull into a pit,
get four new tars, put on two decals, put on
the back end of it brand new, when she whippers
a free tank of cash and two dance knocked out
of the front quarter panel in less than seventeen seconds.
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We run over a nail out here in this bus
and spent five hours at a jiffy load trying to
take yes'm and the seat belt system in them cars
is what I like to have in my own personal car,
because there's always one guy that'll that'll run over like
a thumble on the far side of the track and
flip about sixty five times. There won't be nothing left
of that car. But when she a whipper hanging off
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of it, and he'll come out of that puff of
smoke and say, nobody move, I think I've lost a
contact lens.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
What's the deal there, Javis, I don't get an I
tell what that on five point hardest too.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I tell where it hurts you is in the crotch area.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
I can't might be so coustrophobic that they put me
in a uh what's some cars?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Brooks and Done used to race him less cars.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Oh yeah, uh no, shut I didn't feel well.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I don't I don't mean to just be extra quat
here while you guys are going on. I met a
lot of the NASCAR drivers like him individually. I just
don't follow the sports. The only sports I keep up
with this pro wrestling. And if if Rick Flair is
not driving, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Well.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
You know when you loved it because I had a
match race with Rick Flair and the legends gonna kid.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Oh, I whipped him.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I'd let him pass me just so I could pass
him again.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
So that's one on the nets. That's funny like that.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
But I want to congratulate you colid Us on your
CD debuted number one on the comedy chart.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
You didn't know there was a comedy no ideas, because
I never had the record he started that chart.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
You.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I've never been on the major label. All my stuff,
I have to sell out. The truck on my car,
well that's trunk for right now, and I can't get
I can't get store ship space.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
But I'll share with you anytime. I guarantee you. Well,
we had to go up against them, you know, the
blue collar day on all that. We're gonna do a
ring around the collar tour mana. That's what we're We'll
show them how to sell a ticket.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
All right, listen, y'all, hang on. I can tell already
we're gonna have a big old prize package. I'm just
gonna put it up for grabs because we ain't gonna
have time to play the contest because for the rest
of the show, I just want to set around talk.
All right, We're gonna set around talk your latest newswinter sports,
and then Robert D. Raver let him raid and get
on out of here. The prize package coming up, So
this will be the easiest way ever. All you gotta
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do is get through a game.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
You've got take.
Speaker 8 (20:36):
Sea pay for it again.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Wondering is it because it's an election year and politics
and politicians dominate the media.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
But Halloween Begoween.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
I call it isn't getting the attention it usually does.
Do other countries celebrate Halloween? After all, the pagan holiday
originated in Europe. What they're doing is following the US
lead to commercialize Halloween and to pitch it to adult
party animals. A Critics say it's just another manifestation of
creeping US commercialization, but either as an American export, a
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new twist to an old ancestor worship festival, or welcome
excuse for another party, Halloween is taking root around the world.
It's also a boon for retailers, restauranteurs, bar owners, and
anyone else looking to cash in on people's appetite for
the spooky. It's noteworthy that Parisians are celebrating Halloween at all.
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Only five years ago, when the holiday began making inroads
into France, many people rejected it with as much passion
as they now embrace it, and today Paris is wrapped
in witch's cloaks at the approach of Halloween, with restaurants
and shops decorating windows with goblin spiderwebs and skeletons. Halloween
Mania is seen everywhere from Hungary to Hong Kong, encouraged
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by American movies, TV shows, the Internet, student exchanges, American
troops station abroad, increased tourism, and the opening of once
closed economies to the outside world. The issue of Halloween
imagery to sell everything from music to muffins is big
business and getting bigger. The origins of Halloween date back
to the ancient Celtic festival of Samhim or Winter's Eve,
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celebrated in what is now Ireland, Britain and northwest France.
The festival marked the arrival of winter, a season often
associated with death. England's celebration of Halloween waned with the
spread of the Reformation, and for many years the holiday
was largely confined to the United States, Canada, and Ireland.
Here in the United States, Halloween begaweene I call it
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is waning. Some say on the way out, why is that?
Robert d Rayford, John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Good morning, A big show is on a radio big
I'll begin to work third for it. James Gregory, Cleatens, T,
jud Vinny and the whole gang. Mader Man on the Wall. Okay,
I think we're finally full. We hang out in here
for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
A lot of food in the lot, a lot of folks.
I love this radio stay and I wanna plug our station.
Kleidas T.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
We're gonna be doing a deal together December second and
the third down in Orlando. Absolutely, we're gonna raise funds
for Camp Boggy Creek by hosting a two thousand and
four John Boy Billy Comedy Golf Classic. You got to
get us in at the improv. It's a private comedy
show men Billy a host. We'll have Killer Bees down there,
kleadas t as well as Grandma Lee.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
And some of your listeners might want to know that
Killer Bee's wife would be there.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
All right, All right, listen, listen, I ain't gonna touch
that Cleata State Jay. I already told James I wouldn't
go out Killer Bees on the air.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
He was just in here, what was it yesterday?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Not only has his wife been on the road with
him the last couple of years, they're gonna take their
kids out of school, going to homeschool them and take
their kids on the road with them.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Killer school than anybody. Now, you know, I've known. I've
known killer for twenty something years, right you know so?
Uh and he's heard this before now bat this homeschooling thing.
Not only the to travel with the kids, They've about
to hire a teacher because killing his wife don't know nothing. Kids.
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I need to call him, we need to help him
to call him.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, well doing doing comedy intervention, Yeah, killers that's again.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Next thing, you know, they'll be in the r V,
you know, with a driver. No, just that's they'll be
to the they'll be toy with the family car. You
see those people who travel. I don't understand this RB
craz But in this r V they're towing the family vehicle.
(25:03):
I'm thinking, why are they going? Why why are they going?
They're pulling the family car? You know you want to
do it that far? They're doing all that the save
motel money. Oh yeah, yeah, they're getting about it what
you made with our RV. Oh got to get that
good deal. That's used one hundred and thirty six thousand dollars.
(25:27):
We're making payments for twenty that's twenty one years.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Yeah yeah, finance for four hundred months and the assureanc
real high costs.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
We tore in our Shivvy. Well why'd you do that?
You are much days in calls. The Roselle is my bothering,
you know?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
But wait, no, no James travels. He'll drive or he
has again. If I can't drive to it, I ain't gonna.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I ain't getting I don't mind quite honestly, I don't
mind flying once a year, so I can catch up
on my drinking and my preying. I'm not too crazy
about that. H And you know the airlines knows it's
not safe. That's why the overly brag about their safety features.
(26:10):
Oh yeah, I'm waiting. They're especially prout of the flotation seat.
They even show a video now and this is how
to use it where it's located there. Now, it's to
all the pastures. That's in case we make emergency landing
in the ocean. Now, at first that sounds good, and
then my brain cell kicks in and I'm thinking, well,
let's see here. I'm in Georgia. I'm going to Los Angeles.
(26:34):
There ain't no damn ocean. If you want to make
me happy, show miss here that's gonna bounce out of
a corner. Feel little watch back here in the US now,
I'm sorry, little watch back in the US now in
the news. Now, drunk pilots. Drunk pilots, who's gonna pull
them over? Next time? You have done to come around
(26:56):
to take a drink order, just so I'll have for
the the pilots. Right now, I'm gonna be in my car.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
If I can't wait, I'm gonna be in that you
go out here or whatever. But I flew About four
years ago. I was on a flight from Richmond, Virginia
to Tampa, Florida. Went to the very back of the plane.
Beautiful day, wasn't a cloud in the sky. Laid down
in the back row. Twenty seconds after I laid down,
I went from laying in the back seat took back
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into the coffee pot section where they do all the
light and every fire. It's the most fright in that
Stewardess like, sir, please please get up and get in
your seat. I'm like, no, I think I'll rideing the
floor board the Florida all the way out here. Stood up,
bounced me off, all the seats broke, broke one rib.
It turbulence, clear air tournaments. Sit down in the seat.
As soon as I sit down, the plane hit more turbulence.
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My face hit the tray table in front of me.
Blood goes everywhere. The next thing, you know, all I
could remember was thinking about a bicycle I got when
I was five years old.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
That's the last thing tell you.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
I thought I was dining in a plane crash, and
since then I have not been on an airplane. Ain't
gonna I gotta go next month. I gotta go to Jamaica.
We were talking out bout I'm gonna go to Jamaica,
but I'm gonna try to get a cruise over there
if I can.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Well that seris. You're right, she would be in Jamaica
to start with.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Now, I don't know how biga, but I can't sell
tickets in Bluefield, West Virginia. Now back, and how good
I'm gonna do in Jamaica, James.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
It may not be pretty, but maybe we'll do good
down in Florida, John, I was. I was overseas earlier
this year. I was. I was an Albuquerque. Hey, y'all, I.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Want to We're not gonna do the contest, so I'll
have more time to hang out. So I was gonna
tell you this prize package and whoever wants it and
call Wait a minute, hold it. I'll tell you about
in fifty seconds. All right, y'all, here we go right now, Jackie,
you can even relax. I'll clear the lines myself, No problem, baby,
I want you to enjoy yourself. Call right now, one
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eight hundred big show. You ain't got to do nothing,
earl asked James. If he had seen the show, what
he felt about it, and he said, I.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Said, I don't watch other comedians on TV. I'm so
bitter and angry about their too. I'm sitting this why
I don't promote Rodgers. Yeah, be sure everybody watched. Forget
that I'm at Cracker Marrow that way.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Let's make sure we cune and may be saying, what
somebody make another four million?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Damn all of that. I I would not. I would
not have this attitude toward all these guys. But over
the years, every time I've asked one of them to
co sign, you know what I'm.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Saying, Rodney Carrington can't co sign.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
No, that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Now, Rodney's a good guy. I don't know what kind
of experience by man I've been around. Might want to
go on that Rodney Rodney experience.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I really would. I might want to go. Vinnie wants Actually, yeah,
and I would. I would. I would. I would take
the air for it, to take the hotel accommodations. And
I just, you know, do some industry showcases or something.
Just skip the Rodney show.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Just skip the Rodney I watched the last night to
now this, I'm just gonna speak out of turn here.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
May piss off everybody.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
But I personally, out of all them other comics and
they ain't really but to me and you, James.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
You said that, I did.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
I know.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
I'm kid, you know, I actually think out of all
of them, Rodney personally to me is by far the
best actor my opinion. Yeah, so you're talking about the
blue collar TV that, No, sir, I love all them guys.
I love anybody that can do what they do and
make that much money. But I'm just to I just
personally think Rodney is a is a really good actor.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I was my opinion show. Did you see it? I
know I hadn't seen it. It was funny again two
weeks in it was really good too.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
He actually owes me seventy dollars for a cell phone
deal from about two years Rodney, if you're out there,
you know, he called me a couple of years ago.
We talked on the cell phone. He's like, man, if
you could just you know, had dancing with a man.
He shot a video for you, man, if you could
just take it in to see them, t man, help
me out.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I appreciate God.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Come on, man, I owe you one.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
I took it in. You didn't have no luck with it.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Now he's got a show on ABC and he won't
return a call. Now, now, now what you know, Hey,
where are you all lat he?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Let me send me go through this, Hey goes. This
is this is how Jackie does it. Your collar one,
Hang up? Try again, your color too, Hang up? Try again.
Speaker 10 (31:17):
Now I'm gonna warn you do this quicker because you're
gonna get.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Your color four dragon, gonna five, try again and go
to six, draggon to go to seven, drag agaon to
color eight, Dragon to color nine, dray again.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Okay, now, oh, I went through the winner, so that
means we win. This is why we have Jackie. Congratulations,
Vinnie got it?
Speaker 9 (31:38):
Qualifive Vinny for the Rodney put me in that hat,
john boy. But that was the easiest way to wait.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Oh yeah, here's caller ten. By default, you win. Who
is this? This is Ronnie Folso All right, Ronnie? Where
are you? Buddy?
Speaker 4 (31:52):
And Mac and Georgia?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
All right?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Well you got the companion holland Grill to Rodney c
D and your name goes into the hat for the
trip to La to see Rodney this Friday.
Speaker 8 (32:01):
All right, all right, you were right.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
I really ain't got to do nothing to do it,
and don't get too excited about it. It's just a
Rodney Carrington experience.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
So easy that.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
All right, man, good deal, right now, Jackie, I'll let
you do the work. Hold on, Jackie, get your information there. Okay,
all right, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
All right, Randy, seems we got to take one more break,
newll be back.
Speaker 10 (32:29):
I actually got to take two more breaks four the end
of the show, though we got three before the end
of the show.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
You're kid now that means I can have three more
port shops. Good morning.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
The big show is on the radio, John Boy been
in a regular gang and on Clinton stage, jud Ben
and James Gregory.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Now what's regular about that? Oh we're just here low
rate and everybody the.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Way won't mention cleidis t Judd CD told your debut
number one on comedy charts.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
You ain't got you need to get it.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
It's called Bipolar and Proud and the City cover the
James he's flashing us with. Luckily that the titles good
the CD is is over his breasts.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Hey, we played James other night. We played Zany's and
I had one protester.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
You got the protesters.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
You know your careers going to hell when you've got
one protester show up at your show. But he was
he was had to sign out there said bipolar ain't funny,
and and on the other sides like we love Kletas.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
You know he I know what you want to keep.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
They tried to turn my bus over, but you know
which side to push it from. Hey, you know I
knew I'd made it when I had a protester show.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I'm just depressed that Kleski come on a show like
this in Bragabay's bus me he knows I ain't got one.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
What I mean I mean, Uh, the stars love Kleta
st Judd, I mean you no, I mean.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Because I have so much dirt on them. That's the
only rason, the only bust I've been able to afford.
Head a dog on the side, I've never had my
own but.
Speaker 10 (34:12):
Tweet as I asked outside, you didn't know the answer.
But yes, your music, your your art. He's up on
the iTunes music story.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
And does that mean somebody's getting it and I'm not
getting paid?
Speaker 10 (34:21):
No, no, no, that means that people can go and
down review the album or downloaded at ninety nine cents.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
A cutter by a cut for ninety nine cents. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Well, if they can't find it on iTunes or a
Walmart kmart, I know for a fact that they've got
it at the Charlotte Pond Shop.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
If you want to catch a copy, you know, and
you know you don't mind me mentioning this. I hope, Randy,
all my stuff is available on my website. No funniest
man dot com, funniest Man dot The cheapest oide of
my guy is fifteen dollars. I don't want nobody. I
can't do nothing. I want you fifteen dollars plus shipping
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in the hamlet there. You know there's a lot of
prophet and shipp in the hamlet.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Oh that's good. That's good.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Oh clear.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
You know you made you mark doing the parody songs.
And I said, have you ever had anything?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Did I tell you something? No? How knowledgeable I am
about his career, there is his last name is Judge.
Right is because back in the uh correct me if
I'm wrong, assurance. Back in the late ages and mid
the late eighties, the biggest act in country music was
the Judge. They was Naomi and then the fat One.
You know that was me. I don you forget her name?
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Why no?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Okay, then you mean why no? And they have this
great song called Mama. He's crazy right that he came
up with his name Judd. He always said judge, no relation,
and he was saying Mama, he's lace, yeah, and it's
no relation.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Not tell there's no relation to the judge, although you
can't really tell it because man went on a r
both about the same side. Somebody said that, well, she's
a tad bigger than you, but not I love I
love both of them. I just joking, matter of fact.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
I was saying, it is about it what my visits
there about a year ago, and they both came to
the show and I got to work with them back
in the eighties out and they just the Atlantia cities.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
He's bragging again. I'm bragging about brag.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yeah, I say there. If I was going to brag,
I wouldn't bring that up because I get paid much
for that.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
I still don't.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
You want to tell me sometime, but I don't want
to do the gig. I said, I really need I
really need a little bit more money than that. They said,
you know, there's a free buffet of addressing room. I said,
where it is this? They just know how to get
to me. You know that funny.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
You know it's tough to be thin on the road, though,
I mean, you know it's tough to.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
Be thin anywhere that you know. We're talking about that
Adkins thing.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
And I've been on it.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
You know. It's where you eat, you eat grace and
chase it butter, and I looked better. I felt better.
But I guarantee you my arteries are clogged up like
a toilet at a Tennessee Titans football. They've got it,
they've got it.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Well. I love all that good food. I just and
I eat late at night, that's one thing, yeah, because
I don't like to eat before show.
Speaker 8 (37:17):
Right.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Have they eating late at night then going right to bed?
That say it's not good for it?
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
They what eat before eight o'clock? Is that deal? Yeah?
And that wasn't North. So I just but I've never
been I've never been much on this health kick anyway.
Most of my kN folks, except with one or two exceptions,
lived to be way up the eights, you know, And
they were born at a time when life expectency was
like fifty five or sixty and they ate all that
grease all the lives three meals a day.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
You know.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I'll tell you about mancol Jimmy, who is my hero,
ninety three. When he died, that's my mom's oldest brother.
All his fingers were just yellow from nicotine. This is true.
You see these old people who have yellow face. You know,
Ate grease every day of his life, chewed tobacco ninety three,
And I tell the story about hatting. On this ninetieth birthday,
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my mom and my aunt Bernis who's still living, and
a couple of other aunts who are just ceased now
went and got him at his apartment, not nursing on
his apartment, ain't Bernese's house for a birthday to lunch.
There's go get up at the birthday cake off the
little buffet table, and Jimmy says, I'll get it. He
stood up, had to sat back down. He said, damn,
(38:23):
it's a that leg went out on me again. I
don't know what it is about that leg. My right
leg ain't. Bernie said, Jimmy, I told you you need
to see a doctor. He said, Bernese, all my doctors
are dead. I said, you know he out lived there.
I told you what not to do. That's who I
always thought I would be liking. That's good. Oh man,
(38:46):
all right, okay, two more breaks.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Letting there one of them breaks we got.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
We got the promote our proud sponsors, so to say,
for a friend, okay, fine you good morning.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
A big show is on the radios.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
John Boy, Benning, James Clayden, Staaten, Benning, the gang. Ain't
good hanging out with you guys, Gelaida, Steven don't see
you nothing. James has been missing you the summer.
Speaker 5 (39:22):
Man.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Glad you back. Oh love being here. Just happy to
be with you again. It's glad to be alive. That's neat.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
And James, you know, has so for those year we
messed a couple of times. We wouldn't do it a
lot because I don't want to jink shit getting I
appreciate that doctor, but some new experiences for you. You
actually spend time in doctor's offices.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Oh yeah, but I've been to a doctor more in
the past few months than I've been in my whole
life leading up to base that you you.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Broke your own rule because remember last time you said
you weren't gonna go.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
I know, see, I would not have gone through the
summer I went through with all the open hearts ery,
going into a koma, be in the hospital two months.
That would not have happened to me if I had
set away from doctors. There was a doctor that found
all that stuff. You never had a mechanic say hey,
you need surgery. There's always some doctor and white coat,
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you know what I mean. So I was just in
denial there for a while. You know that open heart surgery,
it sounds like it's kind of like an autopsy. I
mean they really opened that.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Chest up you Wow, yeah, my mom had it done.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Oh it's just something else. I'll tell you. It's not easy.
It's not like tonsils. But thank goodness, ILL arrange it
so I'd have no visitors, just to just immediate. I
didn't even have aunts. I had no cousins. It was
just my brother, my sister and one other person. That's
the only people on the guest list. How over you
(40:51):
come staring at me. But you know, see when I
first went in, as I told you, I thought would
be there in four or five days, Say you want
people around me for four by day? But it was
gonna be there two months. I might have put more
people on the list. I would have liked to have
been on the list.
Speaker 10 (41:07):
So I can, you know, confirm some of the bookings
and some how about that Halifax County game.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
That's why I was here. I always coming from to
Charlotte if the in July and I couldn't make.
Speaker 7 (41:17):
It this time.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Yeah, that's right. I'll be at the Commune Zone in
the city of Charlotte this Thanksgiving weekend about fourteenth Thanksgiving.
Let's go. It's not a tradition. Me and the turkey,
and I'm buying lottery ticket still. So all my gigs
are so the right six numbers. I count a lot
of stuff.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah, if we never hear from you again or hear
about you, we know you won't a lost.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
You'll know I want dude, you played the lottery too, Ladies, are.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
You afford to play the lot Just a dollar? Looking
for that? It's a dollar a ticket. My mom loves
to play the lottery, sheep, but she only does it.
She just likes to scratch it all. She don't care
she wins, not, She just likes to scratch it off.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
But I like these people who won't buy and list
it gets up to a certain amount. Yeah, they're old.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
There was a million like over two hundred million round
here and down to South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
And so I guess that was a power ball. Yeah,
but see when you're in Charlotte, North Carolina, you are
thirty minutes on the power ball Outlet just go right
down the freeway to rock Hill. I have I ain't
gonna name names. I have another friend here in Charlotte
who won't make that drive that gets past fifty million.
(42:30):
Let's see if I got this right, it's a thirty
million drive because you haven't moved. It's thirty millions no
matter when you go. But if it's forty million, you
ain't gonna mess with it. He's got these qualifications. Yeah,
that makes it's worth his wile to.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Get the rock Oh man, Hey listen, James, I know
you keeping up with the actual bringing actual stories of
lottery winners that won't ask the job at waffle house.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Did you hear about the California y California lottery winner
was shot to death by police.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
This happened.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
It was Wednesday, October to thirteenth. He was shot early
sun as dozens of people fled to avoid a fight
outside of bar before a Saint Louis ram Seattle, Seahawks game.
So he was like behind the car and I don't
know what he was doing, but he started shooting.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
He started to shooting. Yeah, he started shooting and all
that money. Let's see, he was one.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Of thirteen Starbucks employees in LA who shared an eighty
seven million dollar in California.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
I read about that group win. I didn't read about the.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
So you know, you think maybe the lotter ain't gonna
solve all you problems if you out.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
No, they did a two hour special a e a
two hour special devoted to people who wish they had
never won. That's true. They had a four hour mini series.
The first two hours were people who had won the
lottery and glad they did win. Then they had a
two hour special on those who wish they had never won.
And some of us, they said their life was miserable.
Is there right? They said, they get calls all the
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folks want some of the money. Well, see, that wouldn't
make me wish I didn't get it. I can I
can hang up.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
On a real yes, sir, in my heart, I can
go unlested. Oh yeah, I mean I can go unless.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
And see it won't take And I can move quickly
because you know I never have taken the wheels of
my house.
Speaker 5 (44:20):
I'm about to go.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
You could afford caller id with that kind of yeah,
I did tell you about I told you I had.
I got one aunt still living, ain't Bernie?
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (44:30):
And I said this before, and I think it's a joke.
It's not a joke. I don't even do this as
part of my act. She's the only human being, forget
the only woman. She's the only human being.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
I know.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
She lives in a trailer, little mobile home park, a
lot of a lot of seniors. Do you know it's
the only trailer I've ever seen in my life with
the A D T security system. I don't get it.
I don't know what that trailer. I figured it must
be like the Holy collector plate, the su that trailer
you want?
Speaker 10 (45:01):
You can't hide money?
Speaker 5 (45:05):
All right?
Speaker 2 (45:06):
All right, here you go, you already last break, last
break right here, good morning, got a big show on
the radio. We go end down the broadcast this morning.
The way we started to clean us. Tea judds out
from bipolar and proud. But I love Nascar. You heard
the world premiere right here on the big show. We
(45:27):
don't play that again clearus. Congratulations on your success of
this with this CD. If you only got it, you
gotta get it man.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
So they make great stocking stuffers, get three or four
hundred at a time.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
I appreciate it. Absolutely. We'll be looking for you on
totally NASCAR.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
You don't gonna be filming that and uh, you got
to keep us up to date on what you're doing
so we can.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
Let our listeners. Well, we've got two dates next year
already and uh, and we'll see what happens.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
All the way in the next year.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
Yeah. Yeah, I tried some stand up the other night
for the first time and it worked. They all stood
up and lift, So I go back to singing.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
That's what I'm on there doing good. Oh, somebody won't
ask you a question? Is that you and on the video?
Great video? I love that show?
Speaker 4 (46:08):
Is that you and Toby Keith's hat. It's uh, it's me,
But that's not Toby Keith's hat. Is that's a stunt hat?
Sun double hat? Yeah. Toby called me and he said,
let me tell you somebody. The first person that comes
up to me and says I did a great job
in your video, I'm whooping your asss.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Well he is singing on the salt. That's what counts.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
It was awesome and James James is always buddy, always
a pleasure.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
I just love to here. I love all y'all.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
I love you more, buddy, and uh but tell you
off Alex Hallo. Halifax County Fair people probably be there already.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
That's gonna see you all day to friend the chicken,
the raincoats. You know. Then when I go on stage
that I'll go pee. And then Maga Valley Saturday night
or night we counsel fraud you lack of interest?
Speaker 4 (46:58):
Can I get on that guest lean in mac Valley.
I got an opening on Friday night.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
All right, glad.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
James benn is always going to see you having me man,
all right. Then we'll end it with yeah here it
is Kletus T Judd featuring Toby Keith.
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From My Love Nascar.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
We got cautions, we got pet stops.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
You can't hear a dang thing once.
Speaker 5 (48:21):
The flag drops.
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Poor pile, Petty and Swerve and Marlin are.
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Gonna find it tough to beat Mark Marker because that.
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From froom room from from My Love Nascar. I love Nascar.
It's my kind raise.
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Just watching Jeff for.
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Powerful walk puts a smile on theell.
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I like short tracks. You'll see more Rex and.
Speaker 4 (49:25):
About a million scream and Retness's an old Jeff Burt
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Speaker 1 (49:55):
Hey, that's a person.
Speaker 9 (49:56):
I've heard the spot got anyone there.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
I just we've got a pretty next pip stop.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
I don't need to get that to right front car,
so I needga wear it on the website.
Speaker 8 (50:04):
You could just watch your fling on the gas center.
Speaker 4 (50:06):
You don't care.
Speaker 5 (50:07):
How me a pair?
Speaker 1 (50:07):
I underwear a pair, I have some last all, let.
Speaker 5 (50:09):
My drowers out of that.
Speaker 8 (50:10):
I like football, I like.
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I like my wrestling, and I like a good game
of air hockey. I like some ping pong now, and
then how about you, Toby. I love Nast car.
Speaker 8 (50:32):
It's my car Rade.
Speaker 12 (50:38):
Just to see.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
Biggie back on the track.
Speaker 5 (50:42):
We put a smile on and breathing bad.
Speaker 8 (50:45):
No one drove a car.
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Quite like her from froom room, froom, froom. I love
Nast call.
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Speaker 2 (00:00):
Let's go on, do this current events quiz. What we're
gonna deal with Biddley.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Oh, the presidential candidates are lining up some last minute
TV appearances as the election closes in.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh yeah, so what John Kerry blamed President for the
flu vaccine shorty recently, So you're gonna see a lot
of that heating up right, All right, now, well let's
deal with it. Y'all have to think too deep Dial
one eight hundred, Big Show be calling nine, Take see
and win right now? Good morning, the Big Show is on.
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You're ready over this Wednesday morning?
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You ready? Girl?
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Oh?
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Okay, come ya.
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Wins.
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It's time.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Quiz.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Say say hey you John Olly, PEP Squad Say hey
to Bill out of Cookville, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Good morning Bill, Hello John Bolly. How's everything going in
your world? Buddy?
Speaker 6 (01:07):
All done?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Great? Youoh doing good? Doing good?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Will be all listen to Bill and win this prize baggage, Buddy,
Well Bill.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
The race for the White House is moving into its
final days, and the last minute needya blitz is on.
Of course, Leno, Letterman, Oprah, even Doctor Phil have become
standard stops for political candidates lately, but this year they're
popping up in some new and even more unusual places
on TV. For example, just before the election, next week,
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a president Bush visits The Daily Show to show he's
got a sense of humor. B John Kerry checks in
on MTV's Total Request Live to reach young hip voters.
Or see Ralph Nader hangs sheet rock on TLC's Home
Makeover to get ready for his real job after the election.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
Say do work, Bell, We're gonna send you that seven
and a quarter in circular saw from Bosh Tools of
Ronnie Caron and CD and you qualify with the Ronning
experienced trip to l A.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
All right, and be careful with that circular saw. I
got a couple of cousins with nine fingers. So is
Ralph Nader still in the presidential race? It depends on
what you call in the fact that you just asked that.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Should have answer, Yeah, Well, I'm I'm the media.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Ain't a yeah, I'm scary, ain't it? Dimn Bell?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You hold on, Jackie gets information, We'll get Jim Prize,
Baggy's mother, Why Bill Ah Daniel, and then Robert d Rayberg,
and then well you got a John Mobilly playhouse, James
Gregory Benny hanging.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Out with us will be joined sometime. I clean.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Checking the mail slot which collects email from big show listeners,
which I get days later. Here's one from missus Sandy
Weber and Clinton, Tennessee. Mister Rayford, you grumpy old fart.
Can't you leave the devil worshipers alone? First, working mothers, women, drivers,
crying children, rule breakers, et cetera. Us fiends only have
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one day a year to make our children look like
the Master and hop them up on sugar at the
same time. At least you have an opinion, though I
can't say how tired I am of the mealy mouthed
PC people running around these days. I might not always
wear my opinions on my sleeve twenty four hours a day,
but at least I have them, and more than one
to boot. Of course, you get paid for speaking yours.
(03:49):
I hardly ever agree with you, but at least you
think about things back to the Halloween thought. Did you
spring from your mother's womb a big old grouch or
were there actually some childhood type traditions that you have
warm and fuzzy memories of. Yes, indeed, hope someone pulls
this from the computer and gives it to you as
I'm sure you can't. You got that right, miss Webber,
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have no access to that infernal machine. Let's see. Here's
one from a homeless person. Debbie mullanacs I must assume
she is homeless. No address does she live? Wrapped in
wire somewhere in cyber space, says I heard your piece
on Halloween this morning, and how you say a pox
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on Halloween. I have very fond memories of when I
was going trick or treating. I lived in a small
town where everybody knew everybody. Neighbors stepped in to help neighbors.
You slept with the front door and windows open. Our
parents would get us ready, and we walked the entire
area door to door where there were lights on, which
was about ninety five percent of the neighborhood. It was
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the one night that you could be anything you wanted
to be. It was safe, it was fun. It was
a night that you forgot about school parents, teachers and
had fun with your schoolmates. Today is a different story.
You hardly see lights on for trick or treaters anymore.
Everyone is afraid of whom might come to their doors
dressed up in a costume, The children of today don't
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know what it feels like to be safe. Once you
have finished trick or treating, then you have to take
your candy and have it X rayed and make sure
it's safe to eat. It is very sad that we
have come to this point in our country. Yes, Debbie,
somewhere out there in cyberspace, That's why I call it begoween.
I wonder why we teach children how to put their
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hand out for a handout as soon as they can walk.
A pox on begoween? Who says that? I say that
A growing number of people who listen to the John
Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Good morning and a big show is on a radio.
We have a big old time this morning. Thanks for
breakfast from Bojangles famous chicken and biscuits. Got to want
to need to get a half of bo Jangles. Now
we've moved on to lunch. Think about James's first time
you got to taste their new vinegar based cooking sauce.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
About these port shops here, Oh man, I'll tell you what.
This is not a good place for a heart page
got port sausages. We got oh man, this is great.
This is just great food. Heah we've got sausages and
pork chops. And of course you know I've always prayed
about boat Jangles. Yeah, I've always had one complaint about them.
I bring it up every time I'm in Charlotte. We
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don't have Bojangles where the closest one to us is
like Chattanooga to the north and then Augusta, Georgia South
Carolina line to the east. But I always stop if
you go into bowl Jangles by yourself in order that
twelve piece family meal. Yeah, they just automatically assume it's
to go about. Hell, don't find me a fork.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Come on, let's step back and eat some lunch because
we're going to ye old someplace, our ladies.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
John Boy be House is going to be acted out next.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Good morning, and you got the big show on the
radio about ten away from the hour.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
It's time.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's episode All
the King's Men. As our story opens, King Feedoor and
Queen Armadilla are sitting in the royal throne room of
Castle Livermush.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Is this the end of all their kingdom?
Speaker 9 (07:47):
Well, you'll serdaently come out of your shell Onvadilla.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Call yourself, my de tooth.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
The barbarian shall never set foot inside these walls, if
I have anything to say.
Speaker 10 (08:04):
About it, Your highness, The men you have summoned are
waiting your attentions like you, lady.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
And waiting.
Speaker 9 (08:15):
Oh hell, King, you are Gidor all right, we can
dispense with the fantay smooching gentlemen.
Speaker 8 (08:28):
All got the.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Job, as you know. Oh they not know? The kingdom
is in grave peril.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
Word from the frat says these vandals are about to
overrun our defenses. Why didn't somebody make defensive taller. If
we survive, we shall deal with that. If they break through,
they will suit me at the gates of this very castle.
That is why I need your help. Shall we put
on our armor and join the battle?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Scion? No, who are you?
Speaker 8 (09:01):
Never mind?
Speaker 9 (09:04):
It is I who shall don harbor? Who I wasn't.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
Finished with my life yet?
Speaker 9 (09:11):
I was first to say, as I wish, I shall
don armor and join the battle. Then you go, put
sire the king oil. Yes, in war time the place
of a king is in front of his man, leading
them onto victory. Or so I've heard during my absence.
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I have an important assignment for each of you fit
forwards the Lloyd of Beef.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I am here, my king. Yeah, that's who you are.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
Not to you, I trust for safe keeping my crown,
the most visible symbol of my power and authority. He
try not to get the fingerprints all over it when
you're showing it off to your idiot friends, because you
know you will.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I shall call it with my very life, your highness
and sort of the idea packet.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
Next, step forward, Earl of Scruggs. Yes, your Highness, to you, ah,
I entrust my signet ring emblazon with the crest of
the royal family.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
That what that is?
Speaker 9 (10:21):
It also it gets you two for one on Friday night, said.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Ye old steak and ail. They don't forget the tip.
It shall never leave my sight.
Speaker 9 (10:31):
You're honest again, that's sort of what I had in mind.
Speaker 11 (10:35):
Step forward, sird Jumbo of Hicksville, have your service, your
highness from.
Speaker 9 (10:45):
The south of my kingdom. May I first say thank
you so much for dressing up for the royal audience.
Wasn't last year you were that same holy pair of
chain mail shots.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Apologies. I came to the castle in Great Heights. Those
people just ride a horse without stopping to bathe.
Speaker 9 (11:08):
The parent leave, judging from the cloud of flies about you,
at any rate, to you, I entrust the most precious
charge of all you were.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
What is it? Oh? Yeah, this key.
Speaker 12 (11:20):
Hike to the royal arm around it is far more
precious than that, the key to the royal treasurer.
Speaker 9 (11:32):
It is the key to the greatest treasure in all
the kingdom, the key to the queen's chastity belt.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
D what's the meaning of this, my lady?
Speaker 9 (11:43):
Is I ride off to join the battle. I must
consider the possibility I may not return alive.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
You must not speak this fight tis true.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
Fret in the event I don't stop fretting. In the
event I am struck down in battle, you must be
prepared to raise up an air to the throne sasquatch
here as be capable and assisting you at that task,
which is to say, he has no visible open sauls
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in most of his teeth.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I yell, your highness, and with that, Oh what have
I done with that?
Speaker 9 (12:23):
I ought to defend the kingdom. If he even smiles
upon our efforts, I shall return to you in victory. Toothpaste,
I mean, post haste, hard word and up word cherry picker.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Later Tatus King Vidor and his valets shaddle up and
ride off in the direction of the battle.
Speaker 9 (12:42):
Fiees yo, I didn't know these things went so fast.
Keep a shop, I swallowed a bug. Keep a stop by,
out boy. These vandals are a sneaky lot.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Oh, your highness, I loan writer approach. It looked like
he comes from the castle. Lady lady, why did I
bring you?
Speaker 9 (13:06):
Oh, don't be ridiculous, we just left the castle.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
It's Sir jumblo of hicks Mill, Sire sir By Why why?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
What?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I'll say? His voice has changed, the laughing King. I
must speak with you.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
Yes, yes, what is it?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
You gave me the wrong key.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy play House,
Merciful Death, When is nice? Sting June? And again next
time we'll hear the crusty old barmaid at ye old
steak and Ale say, hey, big man, let me hold
a dollar.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
John Boy, Billy, Randy Tater, Carla Cook, Big Tom, Big Show, Foods,
Vinnie James Gregory now joining the Free Kletos t Judd
goodnes See what boys, how you doing man.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
A lot of pressure in this room, a lot. Now,
what am I gonna do? Well, I suggest you're trying
not to suck of all the times to show up
the greatest comedian to ever performed with James Greary to
my left.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Basically this morning I talk about the weather report. Say yes,
every radist, body.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Do you look different? You got a different hair color
going there?
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Well, I was telling my wife, I, you know I ever,
the older I got, I had it blonde, you know,
forever bleach actually, and the older I got, everybody thought
I was Eminem's daddy, so I went dark. Now my
old lady thought I was Wayne Newton when I got home.
But you know, I got this done in California, And
James can appreciate this. For what I paid for this haircut,
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I could have bought a duplex back.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Home where we're from.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
I'm telling you three hundred and thirty dollars haircut.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
What was you doing in California?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Start with well, well, I don't know that I'm brilled
out of place out there anyway, but it's the first
haircut I've ever got. I've got four payments left, four
payments left, and it'll be paid off. My haircut.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
That was the guy's named Richard.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
I'm sure. Yeah, in the in thet they're greedy in
California because the homeless guy they come up to you,
they don't want to borrow a dollar. You ain't got
four hundred dollars on hold to you?
Speaker 8 (15:47):
What are you gonna buy?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
And you're homeless? God, a haircut, man, I get, yeah,
a haircut, as we need a haircut too.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Well.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
You know a lot of those homeless people, and I
know there's some people in this country that truly truly homeless.
You'll work for food, But when you see these young
ablebody fellas have a sign, they're not here about working
for food. Oh not not sening here about it? Years ago.
You're my house. There's a young fellow, same street corner
every day for a week. Get on my nerves. So
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one more needs. Really, when traffic wudn't too bad, I
pulled over. He had a side, will work for food.
I offered that guy an onion to paint my house.
I mean he gave me the finger. So so the
homeless can be rude. Co onions aren't very filling. Hey,
(16:39):
if I taking my break here right here?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
All right, all right, let's do this. Hold on, We'll
be right back, y'all. Y'all said through these important announcements.
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Good morning to Big Show us in a radio coming outward, hanging.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Around here with the boys.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
James Gregory on his way to Halifax County Fair in Virginia,
spend time with us.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
He'll be in Maggie Valley this week. He just certain
night only we counsel fraudy. Oh you did just lack
a ticket. I mean, I'm know Tim Wilson.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
You know.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
We got Cleta Steja. I ain't got no shows.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
You're you're in town today filming and Totally Nascar. You'll
be on Totally Nascar.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Yeah, we're gonna go over there and do some NASCAR
stuff and see what we can get it. Trying to
get a celebrity grudge match up with Tony Stewart.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
You won't call me back right.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
And by the way, Clint stay uh and told you
about uh. I love Nascar. I know you sent me
c D and he said, he said, tell me what
you think about this, And I went ahead and world
premiered it on the Big Shows.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I hope that didn't get you in any No.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Sir, didn't get me int I likes car. I mean
I enjoy watching some things about it. I don't understand.
Maybe James or you can help me out. I don't
understand how they can. They can pull into a pit,
get four new tars, put on two decals, put on
the back end of it brand new, when she whippers
a free tank of cash and two dance knocked out
of the front quarter panel in less than seventeen seconds.
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We run over a nail out here in this bus
and spent five hours at a jiffy load trying to
take yes'm and the seat belt system in them cars
is what I like to have in my own personal car,
because there's always one guy that'll that'll run over like
a thumble on the far side of the track and
flip about sixty five times. There won't be nothing left
of that car. But when she a whipper hanging off
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of it, and he'll come out of that puff of
smoke and say, nobody move, I think I've lost a
contact lens.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
What's the deal there, Javis, I don't get an I
tell what that on five point hardest too.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I tell where it hurts you is in the crotch area.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
I can't might be so coustrophobic that they put me
in a uh what's some cars?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Brooks and Done used to race him less cars.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Oh yeah, uh no, shut I didn't feel well.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I don't I don't mean to just be extra quat
here while you guys are going on. I met a
lot of the NASCAR drivers like him individually. I just
don't follow the sports. The only sports I keep up
with this pro wrestling. And if if Rick Flair is
not driving, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Well.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
You know when you loved it because I had a
match race with Rick Flair and the legends gonna kid.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Oh, I whipped him.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I'd let him pass me just so I could pass
him again.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
So that's one on the nets. That's funny like that.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
But I want to congratulate you colid Us on your
CD debuted number one on the comedy chart.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
You didn't know there was a comedy no ideas, because
I never had the record he started that chart.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
You.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I've never been on the major label. All my stuff,
I have to sell out. The truck on my car,
well that's trunk for right now, and I can't get
I can't get store ship space.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
But I'll share with you anytime. I guarantee you. Well,
we had to go up against them, you know, the
blue collar day on all that. We're gonna do a
ring around the collar tour mana. That's what we're We'll
show them how to sell a ticket.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
All right, listen, y'all, hang on. I can tell already
we're gonna have a big old prize package. I'm just
gonna put it up for grabs because we ain't gonna
have time to play the contest because for the rest
of the show, I just want to set around talk.
All right, We're gonna set around talk your latest newswinter sports,
and then Robert D. Raver let him raid and get
on out of here. The prize package coming up, So
this will be the easiest way ever. All you gotta
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do is get through a game.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
You've got take.
Speaker 8 (20:36):
Sea pay for it again.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Wondering is it because it's an election year and politics
and politicians dominate the media.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
But Halloween Begoween.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
I call it isn't getting the attention it usually does.
Do other countries celebrate Halloween? After all, the pagan holiday
originated in Europe. What they're doing is following the US
lead to commercialize Halloween and to pitch it to adult
party animals. A Critics say it's just another manifestation of
creeping US commercialization, but either as an American export, a
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new twist to an old ancestor worship festival, or welcome
excuse for another party, Halloween is taking root around the world.
It's also a boon for retailers, restauranteurs, bar owners, and
anyone else looking to cash in on people's appetite for
the spooky. It's noteworthy that Parisians are celebrating Halloween at all.
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Only five years ago, when the holiday began making inroads
into France, many people rejected it with as much passion
as they now embrace it, and today Paris is wrapped
in witch's cloaks at the approach of Halloween, with restaurants
and shops decorating windows with goblin spiderwebs and skeletons. Halloween
Mania is seen everywhere from Hungary to Hong Kong, encouraged
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by American movies, TV shows, the Internet, student exchanges, American
troops station abroad, increased tourism, and the opening of once
closed economies to the outside world. The issue of Halloween
imagery to sell everything from music to muffins is big
business and getting bigger. The origins of Halloween date back
to the ancient Celtic festival of Samhim or Winter's Eve,
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celebrated in what is now Ireland, Britain and northwest France.
The festival marked the arrival of winter, a season often
associated with death. England's celebration of Halloween waned with the
spread of the Reformation, and for many years the holiday
was largely confined to the United States, Canada, and Ireland.
Here in the United States, Halloween begaweene I call it
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is waning. Some say on the way out, why is that?
Robert d Rayford, John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Good morning, A big show is on a radio big
I'll begin to work third for it. James Gregory, Cleatens, T,
jud Vinny and the whole gang. Mader Man on the Wall. Okay,
I think we're finally full. We hang out in here
for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
A lot of food in the lot, a lot of folks.
I love this radio stay and I wanna plug our station.
Kleidas T.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
We're gonna be doing a deal together December second and
the third down in Orlando. Absolutely, we're gonna raise funds
for Camp Boggy Creek by hosting a two thousand and
four John Boy Billy Comedy Golf Classic. You got to
get us in at the improv. It's a private comedy
show men Billy a host. We'll have Killer Bees down there,
kleadas t as well as Grandma Lee.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
And some of your listeners might want to know that
Killer Bee's wife would be there.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
All right, All right, listen, listen, I ain't gonna touch
that Cleata State Jay. I already told James I wouldn't
go out Killer Bees on the air.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
He was just in here, what was it yesterday?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Not only has his wife been on the road with
him the last couple of years, they're gonna take their
kids out of school, going to homeschool them and take
their kids on the road with them.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Killer school than anybody. Now, you know, I've known. I've
known killer for twenty something years, right you know so?
Uh and he's heard this before now bat this homeschooling thing.
Not only the to travel with the kids, They've about
to hire a teacher because killing his wife don't know nothing. Kids.
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I need to call him, we need to help him
to call him.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, well doing doing comedy intervention, Yeah, killers that's again.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Next thing, you know, they'll be in the r V,
you know, with a driver. No, just that's they'll be
to the they'll be toy with the family car. You
see those people who travel. I don't understand this RB
craz But in this r V they're towing the family vehicle.
(25:03):
I'm thinking, why are they going? Why why are they going?
They're pulling the family car? You know you want to
do it that far? They're doing all that the save
motel money. Oh yeah, yeah, they're getting about it what
you made with our RV. Oh got to get that
good deal. That's used one hundred and thirty six thousand dollars.
(25:27):
We're making payments for twenty that's twenty one years.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Yeah yeah, finance for four hundred months and the assureanc
real high costs.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
We tore in our Shivvy. Well why'd you do that?
You are much days in calls. The Roselle is my bothering,
you know?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
But wait, no, no James travels. He'll drive or he
has again. If I can't drive to it, I ain't gonna.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I ain't getting I don't mind quite honestly, I don't
mind flying once a year, so I can catch up
on my drinking and my preying. I'm not too crazy
about that. H And you know the airlines knows it's
not safe. That's why the overly brag about their safety features.
(26:10):
Oh yeah, I'm waiting. They're especially prout of the flotation seat.
They even show a video now and this is how
to use it where it's located there. Now, it's to
all the pastures. That's in case we make emergency landing
in the ocean. Now, at first that sounds good, and
then my brain cell kicks in and I'm thinking, well,
let's see here. I'm in Georgia. I'm going to Los Angeles.
(26:34):
There ain't no damn ocean. If you want to make
me happy, show miss here that's gonna bounce out of
a corner. Feel little watch back here in the US now,
I'm sorry, little watch back in the US now in
the news. Now, drunk pilots. Drunk pilots, who's gonna pull
them over? Next time? You have done to come around
(26:56):
to take a drink order, just so I'll have for
the the pilots. Right now, I'm gonna be in my car.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
If I can't wait, I'm gonna be in that you
go out here or whatever. But I flew About four
years ago. I was on a flight from Richmond, Virginia
to Tampa, Florida. Went to the very back of the plane.
Beautiful day, wasn't a cloud in the sky. Laid down
in the back row. Twenty seconds after I laid down,
I went from laying in the back seat took back
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into the coffee pot section where they do all the
light and every fire. It's the most fright in that
Stewardess like, sir, please please get up and get in
your seat. I'm like, no, I think I'll rideing the
floor board the Florida all the way out here. Stood up,
bounced me off, all the seats broke, broke one rib.
It turbulence, clear air tournaments. Sit down in the seat.
As soon as I sit down, the plane hit more turbulence.
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My face hit the tray table in front of me.
Blood goes everywhere. The next thing, you know, all I
could remember was thinking about a bicycle I got when
I was five years old.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
That's the last thing tell you.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
I thought I was dining in a plane crash, and
since then I have not been on an airplane. Ain't
gonna I gotta go next month. I gotta go to Jamaica.
We were talking out bout I'm gonna go to Jamaica,
but I'm gonna try to get a cruise over there
if I can.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Well that seris. You're right, she would be in Jamaica
to start with.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Now, I don't know how biga, but I can't sell
tickets in Bluefield, West Virginia. Now back, and how good
I'm gonna do in Jamaica, James.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
It may not be pretty, but maybe we'll do good
down in Florida, John, I was. I was overseas earlier
this year. I was. I was an Albuquerque. Hey, y'all, I.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Want to We're not gonna do the contest, so I'll
have more time to hang out. So I was gonna
tell you this prize package and whoever wants it and
call Wait a minute, hold it. I'll tell you about
in fifty seconds. All right, y'all, here we go right now, Jackie,
you can even relax. I'll clear the lines myself, No problem, baby,
I want you to enjoy yourself. Call right now, one
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eight hundred big show. You ain't got to do nothing,
earl asked James. If he had seen the show, what
he felt about it, and he said, I.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Said, I don't watch other comedians on TV. I'm so
bitter and angry about their too. I'm sitting this why
I don't promote Rodgers. Yeah, be sure everybody watched. Forget
that I'm at Cracker Marrow that way.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Let's make sure we cune and may be saying, what
somebody make another four million?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Damn all of that. I I would not. I would
not have this attitude toward all these guys. But over
the years, every time I've asked one of them to
co sign, you know what I'm.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Saying, Rodney Carrington can't co sign.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
No, that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Now, Rodney's a good guy. I don't know what kind
of experience by man I've been around. Might want to
go on that Rodney Rodney experience.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I really would. I might want to go. Vinnie wants Actually, yeah,
and I would. I would. I would. I would take
the air for it, to take the hotel accommodations. And
I just, you know, do some industry showcases or something.
Just skip the Rodney show.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Just skip the Rodney I watched the last night to
now this, I'm just gonna speak out of turn here.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
May piss off everybody.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
But I personally, out of all them other comics and
they ain't really but to me and you, James.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
You said that, I did.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
I know.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
I'm kid, you know, I actually think out of all
of them, Rodney personally to me is by far the
best actor my opinion. Yeah, so you're talking about the
blue collar TV that, No, sir, I love all them guys.
I love anybody that can do what they do and
make that much money. But I'm just to I just
personally think Rodney is a is a really good actor.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I was my opinion show. Did you see it? I
know I hadn't seen it. It was funny again two
weeks in it was really good too.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
He actually owes me seventy dollars for a cell phone
deal from about two years Rodney, if you're out there,
you know, he called me a couple of years ago.
We talked on the cell phone. He's like, man, if
you could just you know, had dancing with a man.
He shot a video for you, man, if you could
just take it in to see them, t man, help
me out.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I appreciate God.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Come on, man, I owe you one.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
I took it in. You didn't have no luck with it.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Now he's got a show on ABC and he won't
return a call. Now, now, now what you know, Hey,
where are you all lat he?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Let me send me go through this, Hey goes. This
is this is how Jackie does it. Your collar one,
Hang up? Try again, your color too, Hang up? Try again.
Speaker 10 (31:17):
Now I'm gonna warn you do this quicker because you're
gonna get.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Your color four dragon, gonna five, try again and go
to six, draggon to go to seven, drag agaon to
color eight, Dragon to color nine, dray again.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Okay, now, oh, I went through the winner, so that
means we win. This is why we have Jackie. Congratulations,
Vinnie got it?
Speaker 9 (31:38):
Qualifive Vinny for the Rodney put me in that hat,
john boy. But that was the easiest way to wait.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Oh yeah, here's caller ten. By default, you win. Who
is this? This is Ronnie Folso All right, Ronnie? Where
are you? Buddy?
Speaker 4 (31:52):
And Mac and Georgia?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
All right?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Well you got the companion holland Grill to Rodney c
D and your name goes into the hat for the
trip to La to see Rodney this Friday.
Speaker 8 (32:01):
All right, all right, you were right.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
I really ain't got to do nothing to do it,
and don't get too excited about it. It's just a
Rodney Carrington experience.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
So easy that.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
All right, man, good deal, right now, Jackie, I'll let
you do the work. Hold on, Jackie, get your information there. Okay,
all right, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
All right, Randy, seems we got to take one more break,
newll be back.
Speaker 10 (32:29):
I actually got to take two more breaks four the end
of the show, though we got three before the end
of the show.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
You're kid now that means I can have three more
port shops. Good morning.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
The big show is on the radio, John Boy been
in a regular gang and on Clinton stage, jud Ben
and James Gregory.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Now what's regular about that? Oh we're just here low
rate and everybody the.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Way won't mention cleidis t Judd CD told your debut
number one on comedy charts.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
You ain't got you need to get it.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
It's called Bipolar and Proud and the City cover the
James he's flashing us with. Luckily that the titles good
the CD is is over his breasts.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Hey, we played James other night. We played Zany's and
I had one protester.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
You got the protesters.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
You know your careers going to hell when you've got
one protester show up at your show. But he was
he was had to sign out there said bipolar ain't funny,
and and on the other sides like we love Kletas.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
You know he I know what you want to keep.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
They tried to turn my bus over, but you know
which side to push it from. Hey, you know I
knew I'd made it when I had a protester show.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I'm just depressed that Kleski come on a show like
this in Bragabay's bus me he knows I ain't got one.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
What I mean I mean, Uh, the stars love Kleta
st Judd, I mean you no, I mean.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Because I have so much dirt on them. That's the
only rason, the only bust I've been able to afford.
Head a dog on the side, I've never had my
own but.
Speaker 10 (34:12):
Tweet as I asked outside, you didn't know the answer.
But yes, your music, your your art. He's up on
the iTunes music story.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
And does that mean somebody's getting it and I'm not
getting paid?
Speaker 10 (34:21):
No, no, no, that means that people can go and
down review the album or downloaded at ninety nine cents.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
A cutter by a cut for ninety nine cents. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Well, if they can't find it on iTunes or a
Walmart kmart, I know for a fact that they've got
it at the Charlotte Pond Shop.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
If you want to catch a copy, you know, and
you know you don't mind me mentioning this. I hope, Randy,
all my stuff is available on my website. No funniest
man dot com, funniest Man dot The cheapest oide of
my guy is fifteen dollars. I don't want nobody. I
can't do nothing. I want you fifteen dollars plus shipping
(35:00):
in the hamlet there. You know there's a lot of
prophet and shipp in the hamlet.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Oh that's good. That's good.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Oh clear.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
You know you made you mark doing the parody songs.
And I said, have you ever had anything?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Did I tell you something? No? How knowledgeable I am
about his career, there is his last name is Judge.
Right is because back in the uh correct me if
I'm wrong, assurance. Back in the late ages and mid
the late eighties, the biggest act in country music was
the Judge. They was Naomi and then the fat One.
You know that was me. I don you forget her name?
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Why no?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Okay, then you mean why no? And they have this
great song called Mama. He's crazy right that he came
up with his name Judd. He always said judge, no relation,
and he was saying Mama, he's lace, yeah, and it's
no relation.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Not tell there's no relation to the judge, although you
can't really tell it because man went on a r
both about the same side. Somebody said that, well, she's
a tad bigger than you, but not I love I
love both of them. I just joking, matter of fact.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
I was saying, it is about it what my visits
there about a year ago, and they both came to
the show and I got to work with them back
in the eighties out and they just the Atlantia cities.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
He's bragging again. I'm bragging about brag.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yeah, I say there. If I was going to brag,
I wouldn't bring that up because I get paid much
for that.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
I still don't.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
You want to tell me sometime, but I don't want
to do the gig. I said, I really need I
really need a little bit more money than that. They said,
you know, there's a free buffet of addressing room. I said,
where it is this? They just know how to get
to me. You know that funny.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
You know it's tough to be thin on the road, though,
I mean, you know it's tough to.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
Be thin anywhere that you know. We're talking about that
Adkins thing.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
And I've been on it.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
You know. It's where you eat, you eat grace and
chase it butter, and I looked better. I felt better.
But I guarantee you my arteries are clogged up like
a toilet at a Tennessee Titans football. They've got it,
they've got it.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Well. I love all that good food. I just and
I eat late at night, that's one thing, yeah, because
I don't like to eat before show.
Speaker 8 (37:17):
Right.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Have they eating late at night then going right to bed?
That say it's not good for it?
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
They what eat before eight o'clock? Is that deal? Yeah?
And that wasn't North. So I just but I've never
been I've never been much on this health kick anyway.
Most of my kN folks, except with one or two exceptions,
lived to be way up the eights, you know, And
they were born at a time when life expectency was
like fifty five or sixty and they ate all that
grease all the lives three meals a day.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
You know.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I'll tell you about mancol Jimmy, who is my hero,
ninety three. When he died, that's my mom's oldest brother.
All his fingers were just yellow from nicotine. This is true.
You see these old people who have yellow face. You know,
Ate grease every day of his life, chewed tobacco ninety three,
And I tell the story about hatting. On this ninetieth birthday,
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my mom and my aunt Bernis who's still living, and
a couple of other aunts who are just ceased now
went and got him at his apartment, not nursing on
his apartment, ain't Bernese's house for a birthday to lunch.
There's go get up at the birthday cake off the
little buffet table, and Jimmy says, I'll get it. He
stood up, had to sat back down. He said, damn,
(38:23):
it's a that leg went out on me again. I
don't know what it is about that leg. My right
leg ain't. Bernie said, Jimmy, I told you you need
to see a doctor. He said, Bernese, all my doctors
are dead. I said, you know he out lived there.
I told you what not to do. That's who I
always thought I would be liking. That's good. Oh man,
(38:46):
all right, okay, two more breaks.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Letting there one of them breaks we got.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
We got the promote our proud sponsors, so to say,
for a friend, okay, fine you good morning.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
A big show is on the radios.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
John Boy, Benning, James Clayden, Staaten, Benning, the gang. Ain't
good hanging out with you guys, Gelaida, Steven don't see
you nothing. James has been missing you the summer.
Speaker 5 (39:22):
Man.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Glad you back. Oh love being here. Just happy to
be with you again. It's glad to be alive. That's neat.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
And James, you know, has so for those year we
messed a couple of times. We wouldn't do it a
lot because I don't want to jink shit getting I
appreciate that doctor, but some new experiences for you. You
actually spend time in doctor's offices.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Oh yeah, but I've been to a doctor more in
the past few months than I've been in my whole
life leading up to base that you you.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Broke your own rule because remember last time you said
you weren't gonna go.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
I know, see, I would not have gone through the
summer I went through with all the open hearts ery,
going into a koma, be in the hospital two months.
That would not have happened to me if I had
set away from doctors. There was a doctor that found
all that stuff. You never had a mechanic say hey,
you need surgery. There's always some doctor and white coat,
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you know what I mean. So I was just in
denial there for a while. You know that open heart surgery,
it sounds like it's kind of like an autopsy. I
mean they really opened that.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Chest up you Wow, yeah, my mom had it done.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Oh it's just something else. I'll tell you. It's not easy.
It's not like tonsils. But thank goodness, ILL arrange it
so I'd have no visitors, just to just immediate. I
didn't even have aunts. I had no cousins. It was
just my brother, my sister and one other person. That's
the only people on the guest list. How over you
(40:51):
come staring at me. But you know, see when I
first went in, as I told you, I thought would
be there in four or five days, Say you want
people around me for four by day? But it was
gonna be there two months. I might have put more
people on the list. I would have liked to have
been on the list.
Speaker 10 (41:07):
So I can, you know, confirm some of the bookings
and some how about that Halifax County game.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
That's why I was here. I always coming from to
Charlotte if the in July and I couldn't make.
Speaker 7 (41:17):
It this time.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Yeah, that's right. I'll be at the Commune Zone in
the city of Charlotte this Thanksgiving weekend about fourteenth Thanksgiving.
Let's go. It's not a tradition. Me and the turkey,
and I'm buying lottery ticket still. So all my gigs
are so the right six numbers. I count a lot
of stuff.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah, if we never hear from you again or hear
about you, we know you won't a lost.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
You'll know I want dude, you played the lottery too, Ladies, are.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
You afford to play the lot Just a dollar? Looking
for that? It's a dollar a ticket. My mom loves
to play the lottery, sheep, but she only does it.
She just likes to scratch it all. She don't care
she wins, not, She just likes to scratch it off.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
But I like these people who won't buy and list
it gets up to a certain amount. Yeah, they're old.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
There was a million like over two hundred million round
here and down to South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
And so I guess that was a power ball. Yeah,
but see when you're in Charlotte, North Carolina, you are
thirty minutes on the power ball Outlet just go right
down the freeway to rock Hill. I have I ain't
gonna name names. I have another friend here in Charlotte
who won't make that drive that gets past fifty million.
(42:30):
Let's see if I got this right, it's a thirty
million drive because you haven't moved. It's thirty millions no
matter when you go. But if it's forty million, you
ain't gonna mess with it. He's got these qualifications. Yeah,
that makes it's worth his wile to.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Get the rock Oh man, Hey listen, James, I know
you keeping up with the actual bringing actual stories of
lottery winners that won't ask the job at waffle house.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Did you hear about the California y California lottery winner
was shot to death by police.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
This happened.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
It was Wednesday, October to thirteenth. He was shot early
sun as dozens of people fled to avoid a fight
outside of bar before a Saint Louis ram Seattle, Seahawks game.
So he was like behind the car and I don't
know what he was doing, but he started shooting.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
He started to shooting. Yeah, he started shooting and all
that money. Let's see, he was one.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Of thirteen Starbucks employees in LA who shared an eighty
seven million dollar in California.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
I read about that group win. I didn't read about the.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
So you know, you think maybe the lotter ain't gonna
solve all you problems if you out.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
No, they did a two hour special a e a
two hour special devoted to people who wish they had
never won. That's true. They had a four hour mini series.
The first two hours were people who had won the
lottery and glad they did win. Then they had a
two hour special on those who wish they had never won.
And some of us, they said their life was miserable.
Is there right? They said, they get calls all the
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folks want some of the money. Well, see, that wouldn't
make me wish I didn't get it. I can I
can hang up.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
On a real yes, sir, in my heart, I can
go unlested. Oh yeah, I mean I can go unless.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
And see it won't take And I can move quickly
because you know I never have taken the wheels of
my house.
Speaker 5 (44:20):
I'm about to go.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
You could afford caller id with that kind of yeah,
I did tell you about I told you I had.
I got one aunt still living, ain't Bernie?
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (44:30):
And I said this before, and I think it's a joke.
It's not a joke. I don't even do this as
part of my act. She's the only human being, forget
the only woman. She's the only human being.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
I know.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
She lives in a trailer, little mobile home park, a
lot of a lot of seniors. Do you know it's
the only trailer I've ever seen in my life with
the A D T security system. I don't get it.
I don't know what that trailer. I figured it must
be like the Holy collector plate, the su that trailer
you want?
Speaker 10 (45:01):
You can't hide money?
Speaker 5 (45:05):
All right?
Speaker 2 (45:06):
All right, here you go, you already last break, last
break right here, good morning, got a big show on
the radio. We go end down the broadcast this morning.
The way we started to clean us. Tea judds out
from bipolar and proud. But I love Nascar. You heard
the world premiere right here on the big show. We
(45:27):
don't play that again clearus. Congratulations on your success of
this with this CD. If you only got it, you
gotta get it man.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
So they make great stocking stuffers, get three or four
hundred at a time.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
I appreciate it. Absolutely. We'll be looking for you on
totally NASCAR.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
You don't gonna be filming that and uh, you got
to keep us up to date on what you're doing
so we can.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
Let our listeners. Well, we've got two dates next year
already and uh, and we'll see what happens.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
All the way in the next year.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
Yeah. Yeah, I tried some stand up the other night
for the first time and it worked. They all stood
up and lift, So I go back to singing.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
That's what I'm on there doing good. Oh, somebody won't
ask you a question? Is that you and on the video?
Great video? I love that show?
Speaker 4 (46:08):
Is that you and Toby Keith's hat. It's uh, it's me,
But that's not Toby Keith's hat. Is that's a stunt hat?
Sun double hat? Yeah. Toby called me and he said,
let me tell you somebody. The first person that comes
up to me and says I did a great job
in your video, I'm whooping your asss.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Well he is singing on the salt. That's what counts.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
It was awesome and James James is always buddy, always
a pleasure.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
I just love to here. I love all y'all.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
I love you more, buddy, and uh but tell you
off Alex Hallo. Halifax County Fair people probably be there already.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
That's gonna see you all day to friend the chicken,
the raincoats. You know. Then when I go on stage
that I'll go pee. And then Maga Valley Saturday night
or night we counsel fraud you lack of interest?
Speaker 4 (46:58):
Can I get on that guest lean in mac Valley.
I got an opening on Friday night.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
All right, glad.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
James benn is always going to see you having me man,
all right. Then we'll end it with yeah here it
is Kletus T Judd featuring Toby Keith.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
I love Nascar, Ready ready m.
Speaker 4 (47:33):
We guide owners favorite drivers, boy that Tony Stewart's of Winer,
and we got rookies advertisers like let's say, Happling, Target, Sharping, Caterpillar,
next Tail Mountain, New Duke Pont lows on deepok Kodak
him and.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
M U be a tied old tail you let Kellogg's
Fagerty Walton Bloodwiser cut.
Speaker 9 (47:58):
The trophy GIRs.
Speaker 5 (48:00):
You have my favorite parts.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
Store from froom, froom from.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
From My Love Nascar.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
We got cautions, we got pet stops.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
You can't hear a dang thing once.
Speaker 5 (48:21):
The flag drops.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Poor pile, Petty and Swerve and Marlin are.
Speaker 4 (48:27):
Gonna find it tough to beat Mark Marker because that.
Speaker 5 (48:31):
Viagra car is allway.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
He's driven Hall.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
From froom room from from My Love Nascar. I love Nascar.
It's my kind raise.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
Just watching Jeff for.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Powerful walk puts a smile on theell.
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