BONUS: A Real-Life “Superhero” Is Patrolling the Streets… And the Internet Is Obsessed

In this bizarre and hilarious segment from The Jubal Show, a mysterious masked vigilante is going viral for taking crime-fighting into his own hands—but not in the way you’d expect. With a strange mission, an even stranger enemy, and thousands of people watching online, this real-life “superhero” has everyone asking: is this genius… or completely unhinged?

As the story unfolds, things only get weirder—and the internet can’t look away.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The world is a safer place today. It's the Jewbile Show.
And I know right now people think we're living in
a dumpster fire. This gass is about four hundred dollars
a gallon. There's a war and everybody thinks they're about
to get drafted, and NASA decided to fake yet another
It's ridiculous, but you can thank one man for keeping

(00:21):
the streets safe. There's a superhero that everybody's trying to
figure out the identity of in Minneapolis, Minnesota right now.
Cool and he even has his arch nemesis. You know
sometimes that happens. One citizen decides to take to the
streets because they doesn't think the cops are doing enough.
They put on a superhero outfit and they patrol the
streets and take law into their own hands. And there's

(00:44):
a new superhero in this country. And this guy is
called No Mark. No Mark, No Mark. Here's the story.
It started as a weird local nuisance, but somehow it's
turned into a full blown superhero saga. And people in Minneapolis,
I'll aren't sure if they should call the police or
comic Con because a mass vigilante calling himself No Mark

(01:06):
has taken upon himself to clean up the streets literally
after his nemesis a serious a serial campus vandal titled
the Campus Pisser, gained infamy for urinating on statues, buildings,
and one very unfortunate student art.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Installation shaped like a goose.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
So there's somebody at a college in Minneapolis who won't
stop being on things, and so some some citizen has
decided to take it into their own hands, and he's
patrolling the streets in a Batman costume looking for the
campus Pisser. He's got a chess mounted go pro ld

(01:49):
led it intimidation eyes then blink when he's angry. He
claims that he has a non lethal utility belt reportedly
include zip ties, pepper spray, and a protein bar.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
I'm smart up.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
The rise of this new superhero started when this character,
whoever he is, no Mark, began uploading nightly patrol videos
complete with dramatic narration like the city sleeps, but I
don't because somewhere somebody is peeing. Is literally putting on
a Batman costume and spending all this time trying to

(02:30):
find the person who's peeing on everything, which if I
was the guy that was peeing on everything that would
just add fuel to my.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Filming him looking for me, And it's not viral, and
it's really caught on and people are following along now
to seeing if No Mark, the guy who's dressing up
like Batman and patrolling college campuses in Minneapolis, can find
the person who's peeing on everything.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Oh my gosh, I want to see a showdown eyes
for the first time. You're going down one point.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
A live stream drew thousands of viewers as No Mark
crouched behind a recycling bin whispering He's close.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I can smell justice, I smell.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
In another viral clip, this superhero that calls himself No Mark,
who's patrolling the streets of Minneapolis looking for somebody who's
peeing on everything, appears to confront the alleged vandal behind
a campus fountain. But things got weird because the criminal
immediately recognized him and says, dude, I thought we said
we weren't filming tonight, And then No Mark yell, this

(03:40):
isn't part of the plan, and the suspect ran away.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
So their homies actually, like, I want to know how
old they.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Are, Like, are they actually college students or are these
like four dads, college.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Students, drunk college students.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
But it's gone viral and people are literally falling moving
along with this superhero.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
I actually need him to come to my apartment complex
because there's a I came out of my elevator this
morning and there's a box at the entryway of my
apartment complex full of dog poop and have a sign
that says, whoever is leaving this upstairs on the roof
that is to be picked up.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
And I'm like, and you brought it.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
They actually took the time to bring it down there
to tell them to pick it up, and didn't tell him.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Just made a sign, a paper sign and a shoe
box with the dookie in it.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
And I'm like, this is disgusting.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
They need a name, like, they need a superhero name.
Whoever did that? They need a superhero. I wish no
more could live in.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Area.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
This is a calling, not gonna that is a thing, though,
because there are superheroes all over this country.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
There's Zebra Man in Portland. Really yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
They dress up in a zebra costume and their specialty
is just existing. They don't have a purpose, but they
call themselves Zuberman and they are apparently a superhero. There's
the Master Legend. It's Florida's neighborhood Guardian. It's a group
of people. Actually, they get together and patrol as superheroes
in Florida.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
It's like a different level of cosplay.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
I did feel safer at night if I looked out
my window and saw the Avengers walking down.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
I would actually consider it if I could find some
leozards that actually fit me.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
No, don't, don't.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
New York City also has a superhero. Terrifica is her name.
She's an eco warrior.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
So does she follow you around if you like litter
or something?

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah? Superhero. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
In Washington, d C. There's a family of superheroes. They
are called the Ambassadors, the DC Guardian. Oh that's cute
because you know DC Ambassador. Their special skill, I guess
is they talk to people and they focus on community outreach.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's not the same as like it is in the movies. Yeah,
you know, they clipboards too.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
I like the whole hunt bad guy, bad guy, bad
guy dynamic. Yea that I need that as a superhero.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
And then, of course in Seattle they have Phoenix Jones.
He's an m M A crime fighter who used to
patrol the streets. I don't know if he does anymore
because he got arrested for selling drugs.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
So yeah, under cover, yeah,