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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Your party is true. You are pell and a body invited.
Everyone pull just a little you.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the car
detached would say. Every iconic show has their wacky cast
of characters, and the Jebel Show is no different.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Why it's the Jewel Show with your drunk ant Nina Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi and
the newest member of the show, the hip divorcee who
loves to use gen z slang like six seven almost
as much as he loves his college age daughter.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Here's a freeze six seven, y'all.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
And then there's me.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I'm Jebel and this is the Jewbil Show, and it's
a time of week be where we check in and
see what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
So Nina will up with you this week.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
I don't know if I've ever told you guys this before,
but I'm really good at reading books, children's books. I'm
really good at reading children's books to kids.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It's something that I really enjoy and like as an aunt.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
It's fun because I get to have all the voices
and like be the different characters, you.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Know, which your personalities can come out and yeah, and
I thought that was going.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
To be my superpower as a mom, but you know,
we didn't get there, so we're still at anti mode.
And the other night I was over at my friend's
house and my nieces my nieces her back like her
daughters came up and they're.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Like, oh, you read us enderellah blah blah blah, And
so I did and it was really fun. I was like, gosh,
I forgot how fun it is to like.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Have the voice of a little mouse and send it ready,
you know all this stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
So I was really getting into it.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
But the best part of this is since that has happened,
there have been requests.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
For Aunt Nina to read again.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Wow, So if you didn't know, this could be a
new side hustle.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I will read to your children no.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Matter how much you charge.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Yeah, Jesus charged what a dollar ninety nine?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yesterday's story that we were talking talking.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
About the Ai Jesus about Like, actually, I was like
with Jesus charged.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Ai, So I'm thinking you could charge like fifty cents.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
I was thinking like a bottle line. But after that
works fair trade. I read to your kids finish before.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
You're done with, because then the voices will get real.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Interesting, full experience, so fun.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Victoria was up with you this week?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Mine's more of a p s. A.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
And I do not recommend booking a flight twenty are
intoxicated most because there's a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Of things can go wrong. First, if you're like me,
you might book it into the.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Middle of the week, but granted it will get you
a great deal, like I wasn't hammered to where I remembered.
I booked the flight, but I can't tell you how
much it was, but it had to have been a
good deal because I booked the most basic fare. And
the only reason why I'm so annoyed by it right
now is because literally I learned that if you book
a United basic fair flight, you can't bring a carry
(03:01):
on on the plane.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You can only bring a personal item. Why are shaking
your Head's like yes, because it says that right next
to it. What what do you mean?
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Every single put even Spirit Airlines, will let me bring
a carry on and a personal item. I get two.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Bags, but with the sales and stuff they put it
like in bold, like no carry ons at this price,
like Hairlines.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You're about to go on you can't take anything with.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
You, really no, And I thought about, uh, well you can't,
but you just have to add a premium checked bag.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
And I thought about I was like thinking to myself, like, Okay,
my suitcase is broken, but I have Nina's Like, so
what is the chance I can like kind of shimom
me hers down under a seat like that way, just
bring it as a personal item and like kind of
carry it like a purse, like just really big purse.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I going back and do that. So I ended up
having to buy a check bag. But oh, first world problems.
Apparently you know. I didn't know. You can't. Everyone gets
too bad. I'm going on a trip and I have
to book my luck. I have to check it.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Now it has to go under. What if I wanted
it with me, I can't do that anymore. And now
actually the now you have to get to the airport earlier.
You have to check a bag.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Welcome to adult life.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
I had to ask off like last week because like, oh,
I totally forgot.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
This is in the middle of the week.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I bout, Yeah, Victoria asked for a couple of days off.
She's like, I didn't. I didn't mean to book the fight,
but I was drunk and I booked it. So can
I have days off?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
So pretty please.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Freezes up with you this week.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
I had an inspiring conversation with producer Chris yesterday. I
sat down and was talking to him about his life
and whatnot, and heard about how he and his wife
met and how they had a long distance relationship for
a very long period of time and how long it
was and that they didn't really like date date for
quite a while. And I was like, you know what,
I have people in my life like that, Like I
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wouldn't tried hinge and I closed that account after like
a couple of weeks, and I'm doing all these things.
I'm like, I have really really quality people in my
life that I actually could you know, pursue in a way.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You go to ask one of your friends to marry
you today.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Yeah, not not today, but you know, I definite.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Only I'm thinking, like I haven't thought like I could
have a long distance relationship.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I could work try to work that out. So now
I'm considering that.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Turn some of those friendships into weird romantic things.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
All my friendships turned into weird romantic things.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Do they want to do?
Speaker 7 (05:14):
What?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
No?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
No, No, I'm just saying that my outlook on things
it has always been like that's not a possibility, right
talking to Chris, I was like, oh, you know what,
I haven't really looked at things in that way, so
I probably should you.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I can't figure out my face. That's pretty much it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I've got a new song coming out April twenty fourth.
I'm very excited about it, and I would love it
if you would go pre save it so that it
can just show up on the morning of the twenty
fourth and you can listen to my new song Slide
that comes out if you go to my Spotify wherever
you get music, just typing my name Juba l Fresh
with your face. Well, it doesn't have to do with
my face, but it's just very confusing because every time
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I go on TikTok live or do anything that is
forward facing, you know, people are commenting on my face
all the time, mostly saying you look sad, you look depressed,
you look high. It's those three things. Either I look high,
I look sad or depressed. And literally I'll be like, no,
I'm in a great mood and they're like, no, you're not,
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and I'm like I don't know what I need to
do with my face in order for people to know
that I'm like happy or in a good mood. Also,
when I try to smile on purpose, then people go,
Bro's losing it, like he's definitely covering up for something.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
He's going crazy look at him.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And so I'm like, I just can't figure out what
I need to do with my face in order for
people to know, like everything's cool.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I'm in a good mood, I'm happy, I'm.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Not high, and I'm not depressed, and I'm not sad.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
I wish I have suggestions for you, but I really.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I really don't. Yeah, I just have one of those faces.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
First it was your hair, Now it's your face.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Next thing he fixes his face, it's going to be here, like.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, I just don't know what to do. I mean,
you know, I just I just have one of.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Those faces, like let them deal with it.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, Hey, sorry, that's my face.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Man's call him your face, him face, resting man face.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Oh I spell it right. Well he can still have
a resting bee face.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
That's what I have.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I guess totally.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, I have one of those faces. I guess I
just have to embrace it
Speaker 1 (07:16):
You ever arresting h