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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is old thing. Your heart is true, you are
pell and.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Right you a invited everyone pull mic just a little.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the car
detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has their
wacky cast of characters, and the Jubil Show is no different.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Why it's the Jewel Show with your drunken Mina Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And
who could forget the newest member of the show, the
Hipti Vorsee, who loves scrolling on Hinge almost.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
As much as he loves his college age daughter. Producer Freeze,
Good morning. And then there's me.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I'm Jewbel and this is the Jewbil Show, and it's
the time week where we check in and see what's
going on in our lives.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
So Nina was up with you this week?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I think I've made a little bit of a commitment
and this is a good thing. So I don't know
if you know this about me, but I've moved four
times in the last five years. Actually a lot more
than that if you add on more years. But this
is very exciting because I just got a.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
New couch shape and it feels really good because we
have new energy.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I got rid of all of the old stuff because
my life was pretty much in storage for three years. Also, man,
it's very complicated. Maybe just simplify this. I used sage.
I got all the bad energy out. I have a
new couch, and basically when I walk into my place,
I feel like a new personne Yeah, and the couch
I bought new. But that's the commitment, you know what
(01:34):
I'm saying. It costs a lot to get a couch.
You're saying, I'm saying, this is my spot right now.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I'm committing it to it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Like it's the human equivalent of peeing on something like that.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
You got your couch in there, it's like you pete
on it exactly. You let Ikea my Mark Victoria was
up with you this week?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Well, guys, do you remember last week? I think it happened.
We got an email or a few weeks whatever it was.
We got an email from someone about possibly doing like
a live event with them. Yes, okay, we thought we
had like been responding back and forth to them because
it was a person who's like pretty big on like
you want to.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Say, their name is weird?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Okay? It with benany Frankel.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, that's a real housewife. You don't know who she is,
and she's been on TikTok. But I don't know if
Victoria is being secretive about it. I don't know why either.
I didn't mean to be protecting privacy.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Well, okay, so they asked us to do to like
come on her Instagram and then do like an interview thing.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yes, and we had to do a tech check. So
Jubil and I did a tech tech tech check the
other day and I couldn't long on our Instagram. I
couldn't figure out why. Mind you turned out it was
only a button was impressling. So I'm like, my bad.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
We could have done the whole time. Yeah, we could definitely,
but she tost you a couple A good thing we
didn't becau.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I was talking to someone who works in social media yesterday.
It was a scam.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Ud like. She's like, well, did they come from like
a Gmail?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
And I'm like, yeah, this guy's femail and she goes,
they what did today?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
And I just telling her and she.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Goes, that's a scam yet trying to hack our Instagram?
And thankfully because I didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Press the button, because you didn't know to press the
button they put into the job.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
They messaged me yesterday asked about like, hey can you
well now, I'm like, you wasted my time, so always yours.
So that I responded and I told him like, Okay,
I think we got it all fixed. I think we'll
check again. But also, would she liked to come on
our podcast? Would be so cool. We can offer her this.
We will only payment up front, but what are your thoughts?
(03:40):
Responded yet, But I keep this going for a few weeks.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Hey, that's good that we didn't know how to get on.
I was like, oh gosh, things work for a reason.
It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Wow, you I got a memo on my door yesterday
telling me that I have forty eight hours before.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
They're going to come into my apartment and check the
fire alarm.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Oh good, And I don't like that, Like, this is
the first time I've been in a situation where I've
had an apartment complex where I've had something like this happen,
and it feels evasive to me.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
They're building, so they have the right to do that,
and they're making sure that it works in their place.
Actually I don't know all the legalities behind it, but
they get to come in and out all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, it's just weird.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
I just feel like I should hide all my valuables,
like I feel weird about it.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Just make it worth their time. What do you mean
open the door? Like, oh, I just got on the show.
That's something about that. Part of the change.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Part of the issue though, is that they're doing it
in hours that I'm probably not going to be there.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
That's the problem. That's that's where it feels weird today. Off,
just go shopping, get some weird stuff and yeah, just
be on the couch waiting for you. What's going over
with you?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Well, I think my neighbors, Like I know that my
neighbors think I'm weird, But now I'm wondering if they
might want to like call the authorities on me. Okay,
So I have a stop sign right outside of my house,
right on the street that we're on, and there's like
a text message group with all the neighbors and they
text all the time and they're like, Hey, do you
(05:16):
want to come over and we're having this party on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
How many times have you come over? Jewel zero? Thanks
for including me.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
But the other day I stole the stop sign. That's
outside of my house, like for what reason? It was
kind of dangling and I wanted to use it for something,
so I like the stop sing And there was a
text message that the next day did anybody see who
stole the stop sign? And then there was like this
whole thread about like how upset they are that somebody
(05:47):
stole the stop stop side.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Time.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I hope they don't talk to the dog walker dude
that I have come during the show to walk my
dog because the stop sign is like right when you
enter the house, you can see the stop sign all,
so I stole it don't park do not park sign?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Why?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
So like he's just seeing signs pile up so like
he could incriminate me.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
So I shouldn't set those things right where people can
see it. Should be a little more stealth or do
not steal them?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Well, if you were to use them for like art
or something hypothetically speaking, would you get in trouble for
that yet?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
But if you were to display at his art, they
don't know I could have paid for it. Ye be
a fake, not a real stop sign. What's that called
three D printing? Did you have to steal a stop
sign because I want to use it? For art thing
told you.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
And so I've been wanting to take that stop sign
for a while and then one day it was just loose.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Well, thank you God, you gifted me the stop sign.
This is your sign.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
And then I was driving I had another idea and
I needed a no parking sign, and I was driving
by a construction site, you know, early in the morning.
So I took pulled over and grabbed if you the
no parking thing, that really simple grab.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
They're not just like a take whatever is on the street.
Is that like when you put a free couch out