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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You could be guilty of a decent exposure right now, Showa. Yes, you,
I know you're fully clothed and probably driving somewhere, but
if you have something on your car as a decoration,
it could land you in jail if you're in Idaho.
Oh no, I say that because the great state of
Idaho is making headlines today because they passed some ridiculous
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new laws. I'm not sure why, but Idaho has decided
to redefine their indecent exposure laws. Okay, has been a
problem in Idaho, and now probably everybody in the state
or visitors can probably be locked up and labeled a
pervert for almost anything.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh but here are some of.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
The changes that they've made to their indecent exposure laws
that everybody talking about it. One of the changes they
made to their indecent exposure laws says that unlawful display
of simulated reproductive components on motor vehicles.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Well so trucks.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, if you don't speak weird government lingal language, it
means that if you're one of those people as a
huge truck and has those little truck nuts hanging in
the rear access, it's so weird, you know, it's so
funny decoration that's designed to look like a human male's
marble pouch. That can get you arrested for a decent exposure.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Now, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Every time I see those, though, I do speed up
because I just want to see the person that's driving
the cart.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Those little thingies. You're like, what are you why?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I think you start thinking to yourself, like do I
want to have to explain to my child what that
is when they ask? Okay, so like I'll have the
whole guy in the room. You don't want your child
in the backseat. You have to explain it, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
But I guess I never thought about it like that.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Now those people can actually be locked up for indecent exposure.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Which is a big charge to get.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I feel like though in Idaho they have all those trucks,
like that's one of the they must really have serious
problems on their.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Streets because this is common.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Following confusion around the updated in decent exposure laws, officials
have reportedly begun classifying specific body parts and objects that
may now qualify as too much for public viewing. Here's
a list of some of the things that are on there.
No anatomy adjacent decorative accessories. Mostly the most hilarious part
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of this is the way that they've described things. Yeah,
no anatomy adjacent decorative accessories, including novelty items attached to vehicles, fences,
or mailboxes that appear to have anatomy that also includes
clothing or jewelry.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
So literally nobody there can wear any.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, literally nobody in idonh anymore can wear anything that
resembles a no nobody part at all, even if it
just kind of resembles it.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And it's up to interpretation too, So somebody could just
call this in.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Probably well, in Italy, there's a red pepper that they wear.
I don't know the whole story behind it, but if
you know what I'm talking about, you do. But it's
literally just a red pepper, and it's a necklace you're
supposed to wear for luck or to protect you or
something like that. So if somebody is walking around in
Idaho with the pepper necklace, you could get.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yes, we're talking about how I like that national because
for some reason IDHO decided to redo their indecent exposure laws.
I guess they weren't indecently exposing enough. And how pretty
much anything you do there, you can be arrested for
Another one from this law says any prosthetic anatomical enhancements,
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so it really is any prosthetic.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
But you have a broken leg.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Arrested.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
It says artificial body parts that are too realistic. Oh sorry,
artificial body parts that are realistic enough to cause a
double take, but not realistic enough to be useful.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It is not useful.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I don't think if you're getting a prosthetic bardy would
be useful.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Took that into consideration. I don't get that one.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
If you have a really good prosthetic part, be careful
on any part of your body. And they deem it
not necessarily not necessary, you can go to jail.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
If somebody takes a double take at it.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
They say that had to have happened though for them
to create this law.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
That's exactly is what happened to go down.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
We're going over a new and decent exposure laws in
the state of Idaho that have people being like, I'm
never going there at all because I don't want to
be arrested for indecent exposure. This one, the description of
this one is mostly the funny part of it, but
it says dangling objects of questionable purpose are not allowed.
Dangling objects of questionable purpose. And then the description says
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items that hang, swing or sway in a way that
invites questions or inspires titillation, and onlookers.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
To and fro they are to go.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
So basically, a pervert created these laws because everywhere they look,
they're being in spe tired and titillated.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I feel like that's what happened.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, especially based on this next one, clearly not necessary shapes.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
This is a lot of indecent exposure law.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Clearly not necessary shapes objects whose sole function appears to
be reminding strangers of human anatomy. Any shapes worn on
clothing that do not seem to have purpose other than
to remind the general public of the human body are seen,
are deemed a nuisance.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I think the whole thing can just that should have
one law that says anything phallic, Yeah, that's anything phallic.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
That covers it all.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
We're done the way I couldn't wear my eggplant sneakers
and me come on.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Official stress that the enforcement this will be handled on
a case by case basins, and residents are encouraged to
a quick visual check before leaving home to see if
they are in fact decently exposed.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Wait, what entire produce department is problematic? Yes, seriously, the
whole grocery sever yeah, all of them, every single one,
one