BONUS: People Think Their “Parts” Are Being Stolen… And It’s Causing Chaos 😳

In this absolutely wild segment from The Jubal Show, a bizarre viral trend has people across the country convinced that something very personal is… disappearing. 😳

What started as a strange TikTok trend quickly spiraled into real-life panic, with people calling authorities, confronting strangers, and even showing up at doctors’ offices demanding answers. Is it mass hysteria, internet influence, or something else entirely?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did somebody steal your naughty bits? It's the Jewbile show.
If not, then you're in luck and you need to
protect your downstairs mix up because apparently people are stealing
them like crazy right now?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Are you talking about dudes, because it's hard.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
To get women as well your imagination here, here's something
that's going on right now that is just ridiculous. But
a bizarre wave of panic is sweeping across the United
States with thousands of people believing that somebody has stolen
their knotty parts right out from underneath them.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Are they high?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
They're not high, but a viral TikTok convinced thousands of
people that they're junk was just disappearing. What the trend
reportedly began with a self described TikTok witch who posted
in now deleted video claiming that she had discovered a
spiritual parasite capable of detaching masculine and feminine energy centers

(01:00):
from the physical body.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Whoa and people hold on you know it's not real.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
She said, to be aware if somebody walks by you
and brushes up against your arm. If you notice them
brush up against your arm, it means that they just
performed black magic on you and they've stolen your Genitally,
it sounds ridiculous, but thousands of Americans have believed this.
Actually going to the.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Doctor to do what to check if it's there, that
it's been stolen.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah. Within hours of that post, it went viral, some
people commenting on it saying this is ridiculous, but other
people commenting things like, wait, I think this happened to me.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Looking down, it's like a spiritual ownership of it.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I have no idea. One of the comments on this
post from this TikTok witch saying that people are just
if they brush up against you and you notice them,
they've probably just stole your genitals.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Right immediately dropping your pants and checking.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
One person said they were convinced it happened to them,
and their comment said, I mean it's still there physically,
but it feels less committed to my body. Oh what
does that mean?

Speaker 4 (02:13):
It sounds like black magic, but it also sounds like
some really paranoid, weird people.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Authorities say that the online panic actually spilled into real
life across multiple states. Reports surfaced of people calling nine
to one one claiming that their stuff had been stolen
strangers being accused of taking something after a brief contact.
So imagine that you're just walking down the street, you
accidentally brush up and get someone. They're like, hey, give
me my WEENI bag, right right?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
I just I don't understand the logic there.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
These people need to spend some more time with themselves,
if you know what I'm saying, because then you would
know that's not how it works.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
You should know where your stuff is every day and.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
What it does. Police were actually called to a dollar
store after one incident where a man brushed hands with
the cashier and then caused the scene demanding that they
give it back.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Oh my god, kid, I would love to see that.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
This is an example. I feel like this is an
example of why politics are the way they are. These Yeah,
everything you put it on TikTok, you put it on
the tiktokla Instagram.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
And why are we not thinking?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
For some people in.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Florida, police actually responded to a disturbance. We're talking about
a person who posted a TikTok video, a self proclaimed
TikTok witch that said to be careful of anybody that
rubs up against you in public, because there's black magic
right now. And it's a energetic parasite that will steal
your people actually believed it. In Florida, police responded to

(03:42):
a disturbance where a group of neighbors confronted a door
rash door dash driver, accusing him of harvesting energy organs what.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Energy.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Medical professionals across the country are now addressing the trends,
saying there's absolutely no medical evidence that anything has been removed, altered,
or energy energetically displaced on your body.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
And yet there's still people out there will probably you're
not gonna believe.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
That once that they don't have it anymore, even though.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
It's right there, right, just look down bright.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
I don't think doctors can really comment on energy though, right, Like,
isn't that something that you're feeling yourself? So if somebody
took your energy, you let them. I don't think people
could just steal that stuff, if you want to talk
about it in that way.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
If somebody bumped you, you gave it to them. They
didn't steal it.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah. One doctor reportedly had to have a man removed
from his doctor's office after doing a check up and
letting him know, no, it's it's fine, it's still there.
Everything seems normal. But the guy wouldn't leave. He said,
I know physically it's fine, but spiritually it's been compromised,
and I needed to do something, and he was throwing
a fit and the doctor actually had to have him removed.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
That.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
You imagine the doctor in.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
That scenario, right, It's like, I don't know if I
can write the prescriptions that you need.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Give them tilan all and tell them it's a magic kill. Okay,
that's all people need at this point. Oh, be careful
out there. It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, just walking around stealing your check, your pants. Yeah,