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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Breaking news you're already hear first on The Jewel Show.
Scientists have confirmed that there were over three hundred new
species of animals that they confirmed last year whoa, and
all of them are in the macrib sandwich. See how
easy it is to fake news. That's why every single
week at this time we bring you the cleverly named
(00:23):
segment Real News or Fake News, where I give you
a news story from the week that's gone viral and
you have to tell me if it's a fake news
story that people actually believed, or if it's a real
news story. Here's your first headline for real news or
fake news. New Jersey police still baffled in search for
missing Walrish genitals. New Jersey police still baffled in search
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for missing Walris genitals. Here is the story. A strange
heirloom at a famous cheesesteak joint called Donkey's Place in Camden,
New Jersey, a beloved restaurant that Anthony Bourdain wants praise,
there was an artifact behind the bar, a twenty seven
inch walrus stingy bone. The walrus wang had hung in
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the bar for decades and has become iconic in the community,
with people coming for miles just to take a picture
with the gigantic walrusk confidence stick. Oh December twenty nine,
three men who had been eating and drinking for hours
at the bar asked the bartender about the weird walrus
thing on the wall, and they briefly talked about it,
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and then the bartender stepped away and one of them
wrapped the artifact in a scarf and walked out with it.
Security foot had captured the moment and police are searching
for them in Sower community residents place have still not
found them or the manhood and avowed to bring into
the family.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Jewel thieves to justice.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
A spokesperson for the Camden, New Jersey Police Department said,
let me be clear, we will not rest until this
item has returned to its rightful place. This was not
a prank, This is not a misunderstanding. It was a
deliberate act and we are dedicating every available resource to
this investigation. And when they're found, they wish they had
never laid eyes on that beautiful piece of walrus penery.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
No, they didn't say that.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Is that a real news story or a fake news story?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Oh? Man, I know I feel kind of torn because
I want to say both. I feel like it's a
real story, but the details are not tracking. How do
you steal a Walrus's confidence business with a scarf? You
can't do that without somebody catching you, right, Like It's
not small, but not impossible.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Okay, So you're saying fake details are fake?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Fake Victoria real or fake real? Easy freeze? Do you
think it's a realer fake story?
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I just don't think there's a market out there for
those to be sold on those.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I've been looking for one for months and I can't
find one. Are doing They're looking on Facebook marketplacers selling one.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Of those, right History March.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
I'm gonna say fake.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You're sam fake? Yeah, that is a real news story.
Police are still trying to track down that Walrus's stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
They stole it with a scarf.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Seriously, Mina, I don't know whose fault that is. The
drunkies are or like that's almost a place called Donkey
house donkey when a donkey left and a scarf?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Sorry, that does makes sense? Or her fake news?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
The segment where I read you a new story that's
gone viral this week, you have to tell me if
it's a real one or a fake one that people
actually believed. Here's your next headline. Italian man sues multiple restaurants,
saying that they caused his wife to divorce him and
his girlfriends to leave him.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Who here's the story.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
A man in Italy is taking legal action against three
separate restaurants, claiming their social media teams collectively ruined his
entire romantic ecosystem. According to court filings, the man says
he was simply trying to enjoy some discrete dinners when
a series of unrelated restaurant promo videos exposed him eating
three different women. Yeah, none of them or his wife,
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and none of them knew each other. The first incident
happened when a local restaurant posted a cheerful TikTok showcasing
its cozy atmosphere, and in the background, the man is
smiling and toasting wine with a woman who was definitely
not his wife in the town. Anyway, his wife saw
the video and his marriage ended shortly after that. And then,
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unfortunately for him, that was just the beginning, because weeks later,
a second restaurant uploaded an Instagram reel highlighting the romantic
dinner experience. Once again, he was in the background of
the video. Same man same face, this time cheersing with
a different woman.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
What are the chances that's crazy?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Another woman saw that and broke up with him too,
and then came restaurant number three. A third one posted
a Facebook video promoting their seafood specials, and once again
the dude was up to restaurant cheersing with another woman.
And the other girlfriend I saw that one also ended
things with him. So now he's got no wife, no girlfriends,
and issuing these three restaurants. He's saying they failed to
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get his consent, they failed to blur his face, and
they failed to understand that he was managing multiple complex relationships.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
It should not be shown on the internet, but as
clearly the restaurants.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, what he's seeking divorce related expenses, dating app reactivation fees.
Oh is this a real news story or a fake
news story?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Nina, I'm gonna go with reel.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
But it also makes me wonder what this guy looks like,
because are you that hot? But in all of these
restaurants they want to use, you must be just stunning.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, so I'm gonna go with real, Victoria, real or fake.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'm also gonna go with real. I'm going real on
that too.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Yeah, I'm just gonna say fake because everybody else said real, because.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You know it's real.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Italian man sues multiple restaurants, saying that they caused his
wife to divorce him and his girlfriends to also leave him.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
That is one hundred percent real. How do you know
what terrible look?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Man? Learn your lesson. Don't go to go to a
Parker picnic. Obviously, this dude takes more accountability. Either he's
cheating on his wife and his three girlfriends and now
he's soon the restaurants because he got caught.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
But the third one, yeah, I'm probably still probably still
booking days and other restaurants at the same time.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Probably