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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is just in The Jewel Show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Bill Gates has admitted to having multiple affairs with Russian women.
When asked for comment, the women said, there's a reason
that this company is called Microsoft. You see how easy
it is to create real news or fake news. It's
time for real or fake The segment where I read
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a news story that's gone viral this week, and you
have to see if you can tell whether it's a
real news story or a fake one that people actually believed.
And it's always hard to tell what's real and fake news.
And the stories are always interesting. You'll hear it right
after this. It's the Jewel Show. It's it's one of
six point one.
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In a song, can you get a move on?
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A cue?
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You have to go?
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So who goes?
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When me?
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The pan sas sassy?
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You know what that means?
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Come in but not coiffee, I says sassy, sad to
me the man's inner bed.
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Don't want to get social stay and I was so
make you back? How wod I do I love you?
Whether I if I didn't love you? Pay I don't
love you. You want to give you original nation, your world,
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but in my time you.
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Care on.
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You want to talk you maybe better what you're doing.
I do your friend, You don't know your fun.
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You know to go?
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So who want to go?
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First?
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For me?
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The person size side? You know what that means, coming
from no cookie, nice things size side of the man's
like in a day.
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So I'm gonna be social and never saw make.
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You bay And when I don't.
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I love you, well, when I don't.
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Love you, when I did.
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Love you? Freaking news right here on the Jewbil Show.
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You heard it here first.
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Rapper NBA Young Boy welcomed his thirteenth child into the
world the other day. Oh meanwhile, his cousin National Curling
Association Young Boy is still trying to get somebody to
return his text.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
How easy it is to create fake news.
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That's why every single week at this time we bring
you the cleverly named segment Real News or Fake News,
where I give you a news story that's gone viral
this week and you have to see if you can
tell whether it's a real news story or a fake
news story that people actually believed. Here's your first headline
for real news or fake news. Spiders cause fire that
burns down three townhouses in Pennsylvania. What police are searching
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for a man accused of setting multiple fires inside his
town home in an effort to kill the spider oh,
sparking a blaze that spread to several neighboring units. According
to investigators, a witness reported seeing the resident, identified as
Sean McDermott, repeatedly lighting small fires in his home throughout
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the day. When the witness asked him why he was
setting small fires in his home throughout the day, the
man responded, I'm trying to kill these icky spiders. Eventually,
his entire town home went up in a blaze and
also spread to three other houses before he fled the scene,
and police are still looking for him. And according to
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his neighbors, this isn't the first time something like this
has happened. Last year, he flooded his townhouse because he
was trying to kill an ant.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
No, he didn't.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Is that a real news story or a fake news story?
And you know, no, I think this is fake. I
think it's fake, a faked story.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
But he disappeared and then he flooded his house. Some
of that was real, but the big part of it
is fake.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Victoria man, he always he didn't get all the spiders,
nor did he get all the rats or ants, whatever
else he was getting.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
This is real, Say it's real.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Produce a free spiders caused fire that burns down three
townhouses in Pennsylvania. Is that a real news story or
a fakeness.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I'm living downtown in a lot of different cities. I'm
gonna say this is real. Real, Yeah, this is one
hundred percent of real.
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Alice are still trying to find this guy who burned
out of his house because he was trying to kill
ikey spiders.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
And he fleed the scene.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Did for effort He's it's currently on the run. Here's
another headline for real news or fake news? A segment
where I give you a new story from the week
that's gone viral. You have to see if you can
tell whether it's a real one or a fake news
story that people actually believed. The Academy of Dance and
Stripper Studies causes outrage from residents.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I'm sorry, Okay.
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The Academy of Dance and Stripper Studies causes outrage from
residents out of a Nanaimo, British Columbia, and what locals
are calling either a bold new chapter in integration education
or the world's most confusing decision. These soon to open
sweet Spot Lounge Stripping Academy is ready to launch its
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first semester directly beside the sweet Spot Strip Club where
adults shake their things.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
From money nice ohoh.
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The sweet Spot Lounge and Stripping Academy is a K
through twelve charts that has opened up her parents who
want to give their kids a head start into the
exciting world of strip clubs and look and when they
get out of school they can go right next door
and work pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Right. There will be.
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Courses in pool dancing, torking, drink serving, flirting, djaying, and
financial classes on how not to spend all of your
money in cash every night. And residents are protesting, but
that still hasn't stopped them from enrolling nearly one hundred
and fifty students into the sweet Spot Lounge and Stripping
Academy K through twelve charter school right next to the
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sweet Spot Strip Club. Nina, Is this a real new
story or a fake news story?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
This has to be fake, But I am curious about academies.
Does that exact academy for myself? I'm curious? But anyway,
fake fake, fake, no way, Victoria.
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The Academy of Dance and Stripper Studies causes outrage from residence.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Is that a real new story or a fake one?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I think it's real.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
It's so messed up.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
I don't think it should be real. But something is
telling me like it sounds too vague, legal, it sounds
too fake to be real.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
So it's real or fake? I think it's real, real,
all right?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Pretty so Freeze Academy of Dance and Stripper Studies causes
outrage from residents. Fake you say it's fake. Yeah, well
it's kind of real. It is a fake it's a
fake news story, but it's kind of real. There's a
strip club opening next to a kid's dance school. Somebody
wrote a fake story about it, and there's a school
for people that are going to want to be in
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the stripper arts. And it's been shared millions of times
and even has been brought up in community meetings. Only
for the people who bring it up and the people
that are protesting to be told they believe a fake
news story.
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The next headline for real news or fake news?
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The segment where I read a new story that's gone
viral this week, you have to see if you can
tell whether it's a real new story or a fake
one that's gone viral. Americans are being warned not to
eat plastic wrap after new viral trend. Americans are being
warned not to eat plastic rap after new virals.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Here's the story.
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A new viral weight loss hack has emerged involving people
lining their mouths with plastic rap before chewing food. Participants
pretend to chew food through the plastic wrap, but instead
they spit it out and don't swallow it, therefore no
calories are ingested. The idea behind the trend is that
plastic wrap acts like a mouth condom that prevents calories
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from entering the body while tricking the brain into thinking
it's eating so that you feel like you're full. Critics
stress that simply simulating eating doesn't provide any actual nutrition
or calories, or actually make you full at all. Health
experts warn that the trend carries health risks, including potential
development of disordered eating behaviors and ingesting microplastics from the
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cling of the plastic wrap that can enter your respiratory
system and digestive system. The trend, though, has garnered millions
of views and sparked widespread debate, but still some Americans
swear this is the best diet trend ever, lining your
mouth with plastic wrap, chewing some food in it and
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then spitting it out.
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Nina, is that a real new story or fakeness?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I'm gonna say real, just because there was also a
diet trend a few years back where people were eating
cotton balls to actually swallow them to make themselves full.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
The cotton balls would be in their stomach, and I
remember that one. So I'm going to go with real real.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
This is just the different direction, Victoria, Real or fake.
Americans are being more not to eat plastic wrap after
viral trend.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Real but so sad, please, like you don't need You're
not getting any food that no nutrition, and I really
wonder if you guys will taste it though, No, Nina,
I know, yeah, I know he's a freeze real news
story or fake news. I want to say it's fake,
but you know the way things are going out here
in these streets, I'm gonna say it's real.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, Unfortunately, that is a real news story. Don't put
plastic wrap in your mouth when you eat. Do you
have any here.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Want to try? Was Carri