January 14, 2026 • 11 mins
Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! John is on the phone today and he wants to call his girlfriend Jane. Jane works as a receptionist at a dentist office. Today, John is going to try and call Jane and see if she will leave work for a booty call, BUT there's a catch! John can only reference video and board games to Jane while on the call! Will John succeed?? Or will Jane as if he is currently on something? Find out on Call Of Booty!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocateslaw dot com.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Vanessa is on the phone today and not for a
first date follow up. We did it last week and
people liked it so much that they asked us to
do it again. And Vanessa emailed in and said she
wants to do a call of booty Yeah, she does
this segment. You have to see if you can call
somebody and ask them to leave what they're doing in
that second to meet you for a booty call. It's
(00:27):
not dirty at all. You can't say anything blatant. We
give you a topic to use and it's all in
the window and you have to see if you can
get them to understand you and then literally leave what
they're doing to meet you for a booty call. And
Vanessa's I read your email, Vanessa, it seems awkward. What
you want to do? Who do you want to call
today to see if they'll leave work for a booty
call my boss? Booty call your boss? What is that
(00:51):
something that you guys do?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
He's my boss, does he know? Okay, so he doesn't
even know that you're into him?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
No, No, he does not no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Okay, extra awkward. Let alone the fact that you have
to do a booty call and ask him to leave
work right now to meet you. You have. He has
no idea that you like him, And we're going to
give you a topic in a segment that you have
to use as a you window looks. You can't say anything,
just blatant. It's gonna be really weird. No idea that
it's coming.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
No, not all.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I mean yeah, he's going to be more worried that
something is going on because we're very close.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
But I feel closer.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Okay. So how long have you liked this dude?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
For a while, I mean like for probably at least
two years. But again, being professional, that's why I really
could use your house.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So you guys have worked together for a long time.
What kind of work do you do?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I work in fast food?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Okay, and so he's he's your boss at the fast
food place exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
So has he ever flirted with you or giving you
any like indication that he would be open to this?
Oh my god, he has no ideas, none, none, So.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
He hasn't even flirted with you, And you want to
call him to see if you can get him to
leave the job right now to meet you for a
booty call. That's one way to do it.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, I do. I mean I want to try doing it.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Let's do it, all right, And you know you have
to make the booty call, and you can't be dirty,
you can't say anything blatantly over the top about what
you want him to be for. You have to do
it all with a topic that we give you to use.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, do you know it?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Okay? It's NFL playoff time right now? Do you know
a lot about football?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, I do?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I mean I know it?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Not okay, all right, well then how about football terms.
That's what you have to use in order to try
to get him to first realize what you're talking about
and then to actually get him to see if he'll
leave work for a booty call. It is a good one.
There's a lot of opportunity here. He's going to be
so confused.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, he will be, but he'll he'll be impressed with
my vocabulary.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Okay, is you have a girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Orything?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Do you know anything about his life outside of work?
That's probably a good question.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I'm really do not.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Wow, he'll get be married. It's an even bigger risk.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
But as the end zone goes, I'm hoping he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay, okay, all right, I see what you tried to
do there.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Okay, well I'm trying to go in and be there.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
All right, we'll Vanessa is on the phone and she
has to try to call her boss at a fast
food place right now he's working and see if he'll
leave the job to meet her for a booty call,
although her boss has no idea that she's into him.
They've worked together for like two years and she doesn't
(04:05):
even know about his personal life at all. And remember,
there's no being dirty. It's all in the window based
on a topic that we give you to use, and
Vanessa has to talk only about football terminology, and you
then talk about football to see if this guy will
first understand what she's talking about, and also if he'll
actually leave the job to meet her for a booty call. Vanessa,
(04:25):
are you ready to go?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Oh my god, yeah, I'm nervous, but I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
This is awkward. This is super awkward since he has
no idea like you guys don't even flirt it at work.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No, no, no no, and he has not heard my
that other side of me.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
He hasn't seen that other side.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
It's about to see a weird one about football.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I'm gonna dial this fun number right now and we'll
jump in at some point if you need saving. Okay,
oh yes, all right, you got here.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
We go, Thank you?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Deal sneaking?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Hello? Is this deal?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yes? Sneaking?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Oh my god, Deo, it's Vanessa. You some I'm busy.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I am literally in the middle of lanch ross. Is
this an emergency?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Well? I need you do give me a favor? I mean, like,
can you go into the office.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Going to the office? But is it?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Is this an emergency or I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Kind of? Is it kind of is? Yeah? M hmm.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Okay, this is like the worst time called you know that, right? Okay,
I am I'm in office. Well, well, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
So I need you to leave work right now?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Leave work?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah? Wo man, this is hard.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I mean so we've worked together for a while, you
know this, And I've always been a great worker, you
know that. But I feel like it's fourth down, like
inches right now, and I just need someone to come
over and be my.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Star running back, you know what I mean? Like touchdown?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
What do you want me to leave work right now
and play football. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
No, listen to me.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
You're a really good boss, like a quarterback, and I'm
at my house right now alone and I'm wide opened
and goal, so you should pass it to me. Like
you get what I'm saying right on the goal.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Okay, dude, you're not working tonight taking a schedule because
you're clearly drunk.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh my god, No, I'm not drunk, and I know
you're being sweet. I am an athlete and I would
never drink on my game day. You know this. I
come to work correct and I come to the game correct.
But I've been sitting on the bench for too long
(07:38):
and I just want you to put me in the games.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Coach. Can I call you coach? What you know like
free kick penalty kicks?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I mean, if I dropped the pass, you can make
me run laps.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Get what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Oh my god, Okay, this is weird. I have to
get back to work so we can talk about this
in your next ship.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
No, do not hang up that.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I'm being really serious, Like, listen to what I'm looking.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I have to get back on the floor. Just let
me know what's going along.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
My god, Like, do you understand what I'm saying. I'm
home alone and I want you to score a touchdown
and take me all the way to the Super Bowl?
Do you not get what I'm trying to say? Players talk?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Oh? Are you there?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Wait? You want to talk about football or.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
No, dude, come on, have I ever talked football to you?
I'm talking something else.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I mean, the extra point is good when it comes
down to football. But what I'm really trying to say
to you do you understand?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Whoa?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
In that case, you know I setting me up? Are you?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
I'm only setting you up with a clear.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Path to the end zone, not offside, not intercession, own
the goal?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
My brother, just stopping the football stuff? Please all right,
come on.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Look, I'm I'm only setting you up with a clear
path to the end zone.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Like okay, all right, you know stop stop stop way
you know I'm married right?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
No? Oh, my god, No I didn't.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I'm I'm sorry. This is so embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
It's okay, oh, okay, okay, funny because my wife and
I actually.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Sometimes I want to say this, Uh, sometimes we like
a good team effort in order to win the championship.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Touch down, so we're all at the same page. I
love this.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yeah, I can't leave now, but I would. Yeah, just
I just need to talk to my assistant coach.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
And hey, this is the double show. It's the radio show.
I'm Georgian, are you.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Vanessa wanted to do a second amount of a show
called Call of Booty, where you have to call somebody
and see if they'll leave work to do you know
a boy. I thought she was gonna get it, I thought,
and yeah, we give you a topic to you, so
it can't be you know, so it's like weird. So
we told her she had to talk about football. But
it sounds like it might have worked. I know.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Oh my god, this wow, this is this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah. Well, I don't know if we call it a
success or now because you can't leave work right now.
But sounds like you're going to go talk to your
other team coach, get all the players on the field.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Oh my god. Oh I had no idea you felt
that way.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Well now you do, and now it makes for a
lot of great new appetizers at work.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Jules first day follow up
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocateslaw dot com.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Vanessa is on the phone today and not for a
first date follow up. We did it last week and
people liked it so much that they asked us to
do it again. And Vanessa emailed in and said she
wants to do a call of booty Yeah, she does
this segment. You have to see if you can call
somebody and ask them to leave what they're doing in
that second to meet you for a booty call. It's
(00:27):
not dirty at all. You can't say anything blatant. We
give you a topic to use and it's all in
the window and you have to see if you can
get them to understand you and then literally leave what
they're doing to meet you for a booty call. And
Vanessa's I read your email, Vanessa, it seems awkward. What
you want to do? Who do you want to call
today to see if they'll leave work for a booty
call my boss? Booty call your boss? What is that
(00:51):
something that you guys do?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
He's my boss, does he know? Okay, so he doesn't
even know that you're into him?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
No, No, he does not no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Okay, extra awkward. Let alone the fact that you have
to do a booty call and ask him to leave
work right now to meet you. You have. He has
no idea that you like him, And we're going to
give you a topic in a segment that you have
to use as a you window looks. You can't say anything,
just blatant. It's gonna be really weird. No idea that
it's coming.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
No, not all.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I mean yeah, he's going to be more worried that
something is going on because we're very close.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
But I feel closer.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Okay. So how long have you liked this dude?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
For a while, I mean like for probably at least
two years. But again, being professional, that's why I really
could use your house.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So you guys have worked together for a long time.
What kind of work do you do?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I work in fast food?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Okay, and so he's he's your boss at the fast
food place exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
So has he ever flirted with you or giving you
any like indication that he would be open to this?
Oh my god, he has no ideas, none, none, So.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
He hasn't even flirted with you, And you want to
call him to see if you can get him to
leave the job right now to meet you for a
booty call. That's one way to do it.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, I do. I mean I want to try doing it.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Let's do it, all right, And you know you have
to make the booty call, and you can't be dirty,
you can't say anything blatantly over the top about what
you want him to be for. You have to do
it all with a topic that we give you to use.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, do you know it?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Okay? It's NFL playoff time right now? Do you know
a lot about football?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, I do?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I mean I know it?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Not okay, all right, well then how about football terms.
That's what you have to use in order to try
to get him to first realize what you're talking about
and then to actually get him to see if he'll
leave work for a booty call. It is a good one.
There's a lot of opportunity here. He's going to be
so confused.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, he will be, but he'll he'll be impressed with
my vocabulary.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Okay, is you have a girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Orything?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Do you know anything about his life outside of work?
That's probably a good question.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I'm really do not.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Wow, he'll get be married. It's an even bigger risk.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
But as the end zone goes, I'm hoping he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay, okay, all right, I see what you tried to
do there.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Okay, well I'm trying to go in and be there.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
All right, we'll Vanessa is on the phone and she
has to try to call her boss at a fast
food place right now he's working and see if he'll
leave the job to meet her for a booty call,
although her boss has no idea that she's into him.
They've worked together for like two years and she doesn't
(04:05):
even know about his personal life at all. And remember,
there's no being dirty. It's all in the window based
on a topic that we give you to use, and
Vanessa has to talk only about football terminology, and you
then talk about football to see if this guy will
first understand what she's talking about, and also if he'll
actually leave the job to meet her for a booty call. Vanessa,
(04:25):
are you ready to go?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Oh my god, yeah, I'm nervous, but I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
This is awkward. This is super awkward since he has
no idea like you guys don't even flirt it at work.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No, no, no no, and he has not heard my
that other side of me.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
He hasn't seen that other side.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
It's about to see a weird one about football.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I'm gonna dial this fun number right now and we'll
jump in at some point if you need saving. Okay,
oh yes, all right, you got here.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
We go, Thank you?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Deal sneaking?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Hello? Is this deal?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yes? Sneaking?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Oh my god, Deo, it's Vanessa. You some I'm busy.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I am literally in the middle of lanch ross. Is
this an emergency?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Well? I need you do give me a favor? I mean, like,
can you go into the office.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Going to the office? But is it?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Is this an emergency or I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Kind of? Is it kind of is? Yeah? M hmm.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Okay, this is like the worst time called you know that, right? Okay,
I am I'm in office. Well, well, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
So I need you to leave work right now?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Leave work?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah? Wo man, this is hard.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I mean so we've worked together for a while, you
know this, And I've always been a great worker, you
know that. But I feel like it's fourth down, like
inches right now, and I just need someone to come
over and be my.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Star running back, you know what I mean? Like touchdown?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
What do you want me to leave work right now
and play football. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
No, listen to me.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
You're a really good boss, like a quarterback, and I'm
at my house right now alone and I'm wide opened
and goal, so you should pass it to me. Like
you get what I'm saying right on the goal.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Okay, dude, you're not working tonight taking a schedule because
you're clearly drunk.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh my god, No, I'm not drunk, and I know
you're being sweet. I am an athlete and I would
never drink on my game day. You know this. I
come to work correct and I come to the game correct.
But I've been sitting on the bench for too long
(07:38):
and I just want you to put me in the games.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Coach. Can I call you coach? What you know like
free kick penalty kicks?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I mean, if I dropped the pass, you can make
me run laps.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Get what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Oh my god, Okay, this is weird. I have to
get back to work so we can talk about this
in your next ship.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
No, do not hang up that.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I'm being really serious, Like, listen to what I'm looking.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I have to get back on the floor. Just let
me know what's going along.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
My god, Like, do you understand what I'm saying. I'm
home alone and I want you to score a touchdown
and take me all the way to the Super Bowl?
Do you not get what I'm trying to say? Players talk?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Oh? Are you there?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Wait? You want to talk about football or.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
No, dude, come on, have I ever talked football to you?
I'm talking something else.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I mean, the extra point is good when it comes
down to football. But what I'm really trying to say
to you do you understand?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Whoa?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
In that case, you know I setting me up? Are you?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
I'm only setting you up with a clear.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Path to the end zone, not offside, not intercession, own
the goal?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
My brother, just stopping the football stuff? Please all right,
come on.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Look, I'm I'm only setting you up with a clear
path to the end zone.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Like okay, all right, you know stop stop stop way
you know I'm married right?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
No? Oh, my god, No I didn't.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I'm I'm sorry. This is so embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
It's okay, oh, okay, okay, funny because my wife and
I actually.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Sometimes I want to say this, Uh, sometimes we like
a good team effort in order to win the championship.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Touch down, so we're all at the same page. I
love this.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yeah, I can't leave now, but I would. Yeah, just
I just need to talk to my assistant coach.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
And hey, this is the double show. It's the radio show.
I'm Georgian, are you.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Vanessa wanted to do a second amount of a show
called Call of Booty, where you have to call somebody
and see if they'll leave work to do you know
a boy. I thought she was gonna get it, I thought,
and yeah, we give you a topic to you, so
it can't be you know, so it's like weird. So
we told her she had to talk about football. But
it sounds like it might have worked. I know.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Oh my god, this wow, this is this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah. Well, I don't know if we call it a
success or now because you can't leave work right now.
But sounds like you're going to go talk to your
other team coach, get all the players on the field.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Oh my god. Oh I had no idea you felt
that way.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Well now you do, and now it makes for a
lot of great new appetizers at work.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Jules first day follow up
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