BONUS - The Dip Obsession, the Rent Panic, and the DIY Meltdown 😅

Every iconic show has its moment where everything goes a little off the rails — and this week’s Your Heart Is True delivers 😂. From an unexpected food obsession that’s taking over the kitchen 🥣➡️🥙, to a rent situation that raises serious questions about landlord etiquette 💸😬, the crew checks in on what’s really going on in their lives. Plus, a home improvement project spirals into a full-on internal pep talk that may or may not alarm the neighbors 🪚😳

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is again, your heart is true, You're pell and read.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
A body in Biden. Everyone pull just a little.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
You see, the biggest gift would be from me, and
the car detached would say thank you. Every iconic show
has their wacky cast of characters, and the Jewbil Show
is no different.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Why it's the Jewbeil Show with your drunken Nina Hi.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez and the
newest member of the show, the Hipti vorcee, who loves
the dating apps almost as much as he loves his
college aged daughter, Producer free Hey. Then there's me, I'm
Jewel and this is the Jewbel Show, and this is
the time of week where we check in and see
what's going on in our lives.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Sonina, what's up with you this week?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Diet better run?

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Yeah, it hates to see me coming. And I'm talking
about dip. You can like have.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Cheese dip, hummus dip.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
I was like, girl, what.

Speaker 6 (01:12):
It's a big weekend for.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
Seven layered dip. Yogurt has a dip and put different
seasoning in it. I don't know what happened. I transitioned
literally from soup all the way right into dip, and
I didn't realize that I've got this obsessive thing about
certain foods that make me feel good, Like soup was
making me really happy for a while, really obsessed with soup.
Now I've just found that dip just does it. And
I like to dip everything and dip from a chips

(01:35):
to crackers, to vegetables to grapes. I mean, I've been
trying some weird stuff at home right now. So if
you're wondering what's happening in the afternoon, but my new
jam is just plain Greek yogurt, a little bit of
garlic powder and a little bit of pepper and a
little bit of lemon juice and you just got a
straight up little poop. Right So, but I've been dipping

(01:57):
like crazy, and I went to Trader Joe's and I
bought like five new dips. Have you ever tried out
a low tay whatever dip?

Speaker 4 (02:02):
No?

Speaker 6 (02:04):
Are you the same thing? And all these dips.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
I'm dipping all kinds of things and dip. Sometimes I'm
just taking a spoon and I'm eating the dep.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I am deep. Have you got a try to tell me, Victoria,
what's up? With you this week.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
So what exactly can your like, your landlord can kick
you out of your.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Apartment right, definitely, So technically I'm not sure. There are
some squatter's laws that you could probably imagine you just.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
Stay there for like an extra year or something like that.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Okay, cool, I should be fine then, because I was
trying to figure out I pay my rent, but I
forget to pay my rent sometimes. So my landlord has
been like Benmo requesting me. I think it's a nice
way then, like have you text me like, dude, come
on pay your rent? And so it's like a nice way.
Now I kind of want to send him a fruit basket.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Oh that's probably a good idea, but I'm kind of work.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
I'm also just like, ah, like, how do I make
you not want to kick me out?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
I've been very broke in my life. And here's the rule. Okay,
you'll get no this is on your door. Once the
notice changes colored, that's when you pay. And do you
just they give you the colored paper. That means it's
about time for them to get serious.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yeah, that doesn't mean like, hey, we're trying to have
a right out.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
They're not flirting with you.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
So you take it, throw it away. But as soon
as you see it turn in color. That's with all
bills pretty much. As soon as it turns the color,
you gotta pay it.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
Yeah, yo, read this.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Up with you this week.

Speaker 7 (03:31):
I just want to give a shout out to my
daughter who got accepted two different colleges that.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
She was applying to.

Speaker 7 (03:37):
Yeah, she's really worked hard for the last like three years,
like working and going to school and juggling a lot,
and I just want to say, Madison, I love you.
She got accepted to San Francisco State University and Sacramento
State University.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
Yeah, the only two that she applied to, So she
she went to for two.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Hey that's good.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
How a question? How much of that do you take
as your responsibility? Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Like, did you do that?

Speaker 6 (04:06):
Do I get the right.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
As a parent your.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
Kid gets into school and you're like, that's right, I
did that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
I would do it the other way, Like if somebody
if they got a degree from wherever, that Sacramento State,
and after they got that degree, someone asked me to
be like, yeah, I have an agree from sacrament.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
But they wouldn't have been there all wrong.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
Yeah, No, for me.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
I just I look at it, like, you know, I'm
proud of her and I'm happy, and obviously I root
for her in all way shapes. But that was something
that like she she navigated and she did it. So
off girl shouts out to you, Madison, I love you.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Congratulations little freeze.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
A little free little.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, Well, what's going on with you?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Well, I'm pretty sure if my neighbors didn't already think
I was insane, they really do.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Now.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
There are many instances where my neighbors I have looked
at me weird. But over the weekend, so I decided
on a whim to install a wood floor in my bedroom,
which I think I can do things like in a day. Yes,
I think I can do everything in a day. It's

(05:17):
called over confidence and it does get you in trouble sometimes.
But I took on a project that was way bigger
than I expected, and so it's taking me a very
long time to do it, And because of my add
and stuff, if I'm doing something, I have to fully
concentrate on it. So it's like for a week I
didn't do anything but this wood floor. I go to work,
I'd get home and then I would work on the
wood floor till probably like eight or nine at night,

(05:38):
then go to bed.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Is that the only room you were doing in your Yes,
I thought you were doing your entire house.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
I didn't know you've been stuck on this wood room.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Yeah, but that can't be easy you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I'm impressed it happened.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
I don't think it's easy.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
But it's taking a whole like almost two weeks.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
I didn't even get past pre algebra, so measuring and
that is very hard for me.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
Doing things like that is a mess, if you like now.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, when I'm doing a project and I need to
stay present for it, sometimes I will talk to myself, Oh.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
And what self say?

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Well, I was in the back trying to cut a
piece of wood, but in my mind, because I knew
I hadn't done anything for like a week other than
work on this wood floor, I was feeling the pressure
of needing to make a post or social media. So
I'm trying to do a forty five degree angle cut
when I don't have the right tools for it right,
And so the whole time I'm sitting here thinking, I'm
stressing about that I have to do a post or

(06:30):
social media. And so when moments like that, I will
talk to myself to get myself back in the zone.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
What are you saying? Well?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
In this moment, I was frustrated with myself so very
loudly while I was trying to cut the room would
I threw the saw down, and I was like, Oh,
you need to do a social media post.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Huh. You were just on TikTok live for an hour.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Maybe you shut up and do a forty five degree
angled cut. Since that's the thing you're doing right now.
You can't make a post and do this cut it
same time. Get in the present. Do you need to
go meditate? Do you need to huh?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Or are you gonna make this cut right now? What
are we gonna do?

Speaker 6 (07:07):
Is there anybody else?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
And then I said get your head in the game,
real loud, and then and then I said.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Viva love reven lucy o. And I picked up the saw.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
And that's when I hear the window to my neighbor's
place slide shut. And I look up and I see
him walking away, and I was like, man, they got
same