August 5, 2026 • 9 mins
From vacation disasters and dating app dilemmas to a bizarre neighborhood mystery that has everyone scratching their heads, this week's cast catch-up is packed with hilarious stories and unexpected moments. Which story leaves the crew the most unsettled? You'll have to listen to find out. Tune in for another behind-the-scenes episode of The Jubal Show, where the laughs are real and the conversations go completely off the rails.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is no fitting. Your heart is true, you are
pell and.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Comes down.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
In biting everyone. Pull just a little.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
The biggest skiff would be from me, and the car
detached would say thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Everybody shut up.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I don't know what just happened to my brain is there?
The brain has malfunctioned?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Everybody?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Everybody, everybody, Hey, everybody, everybody. Every iconic shows their rocky
cast of characters, and the Jebel Show is no different.
It's a Jewel show with your drunk anny.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Of course, there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez. And who
could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next door
and stops by every once in a while to see
if she can keep the new red lipped batfish she
bought off Etsy in our bathtub because her parents are
being Hella Laine about the water bill. Our social media
producer Gabby What, and who could forget the.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Orse producer Freeze.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Then there's me, I'm Jewbel and this is the Jewel Show,
and it's the time a week where we check in
and see what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
So, Nina, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I didn't quit.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I've been getting questions in my DM's like did you quit?
Where'd you go? I just went on vacation. Okay, I'm
back and I'm so thankful to be back. But I
did learn something about myself on this trip that I
took with my family.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I'm not a cruiser. So we went on a cruise.
All right, why did you think you were? I could
have told you that.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
No, I just you know, I don't know. It was
the family's decision to go on this cruise. Was a
nine day cruise, and then we stayed in places on
the back in the front end of the trip. But
every single morning there's an excursion at like six am,
and then like you're around people constantly, and then it's
like everybody, I don't know. I'm just not a cruiser,
so I just ate the whole time. So the problem
(02:00):
is now.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
That I'm back, I can't eat.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
And this is concerning because I wasn't born with a
juicy booty. I have to grow my juicy booty, and
so I have been growing my juicy booty in Europe
right because I'm walking everywhere. We're doing stairs, eating right
and all this stuff. So I'm really excited because I
can feel it right now and that. But now that
I'm back, I can't eat. And if I can't eat,
my booty's gonna deflate. And I'm it's a really weird
(02:25):
line to dance, you know, girl, I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I can't my body. My body is not eating ever
since I've been back from my trip, Like, I can't
eat food.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Tried hard enough, girl, I'm trying to trust me, I'll
try harder.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
But come on you this week.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Sorry, I don't know what's happened there.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I feel like a few minutes ago there was nothing
my brain. It was just kind of a complete blink.
But so I realized I don't have exactly like a
great picker when it comes to like guy.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I mean, I don't think I make.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
The worst decisions, but I think they definitely could be better.
So I haven't gone on my hinge most not an accident,
but for the past two weeks. And I think I
want to play a game with you guys, of you
guys making of who am going to go on a
date next with.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
We've been offering to do this for a long time.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah, I know, and us taking it's a terrible idea,
but you caught me in a weird moment where I'm
like whatever, I'm like, I want to see I want
everyone to get like ten to twelve swipes and see
like you get to need to.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Take over your hinge. That'd be fun.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Whichever when she goes on the date with but whoever
picked that person?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Which like an update?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, I mean you get money, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
What's the winning day?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah? I love it.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You got now whoever hooked you up, they made you
a match and matchmakers are expensive.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, it's not free. Isn't work we're doing.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
It's a lot of work to find you a date.
It's going to be grueling, and we deserve to get
paid for a time.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
You know what if I actually end up with this man,
I don't know what I'm gonna pay you guys, but exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Oh look, it's our social media producer Gabby stopping by
Gabby with some.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Of you this week.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
So I went to my friend's birthday dinner. Mind you,
this is on a Tuesday. This is a school night,
and so also I have a six month old at home,
so I had.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
To leave the birthday dinner crazy early.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
A couple of our friends stayed with the birthday boy,
and he started chatting up this lady.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
At the bar.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Apparently it was her birthday too.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
And I guess we were filled in after the fact,
but I guess they started the most obscene public display
of affection that has ever been has ever been seen,
and they were making out, you know, tongue wrestling, and
I guess at one point like his fingers were in her.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Mouth, like all just right, Yeah, that's a very heavy
makeout session.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Tuesday, six pm, that Friday, Saturday.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
This is what you missed when you have a six
month old. You got to hear about it, don't you know?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
The song going up on a Tuesday?
Speaker 6 (05:24):
It was going up on a Tuesday, and they were
getting down at the bar.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
I guess I say, also, every time you say that
you have a six month old at home, I think
you're joking.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You're not.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's just wild to me. You know, she's really there.
She's beautiful.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Yeah, she is so beautiful.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Produce. Her phrase was up with you.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
My twenty four year old daughter is jealous of me
because I went and saw Benson Boom last night night
and I have no knowledge of.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Him where he's snapping her the whole time.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
No It's funny because she doesn't really interact with my
social media. She'll like things and stuff like that, but
she doesn't DM and stuff like that on social media.
And all of a sudden, in the middle of the
concert last night, I'm getting all these dms from her.
I'm so jealous. You know, you don't even listen to
him and I and I haven't even seen him, and
blah blah blah. She's like upset with me.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I'm like, just be happy.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Your dad's learning some things, you know what I'm saying, Like, relax, bro,
I'm not a regular dad.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I'm a cool dad.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yeah the Mean Girls meme where he's like she doesn't
even go here, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
That's exactly how I go. But yeah, so I'm, you know,
telling her the next time she comes to visit, we'll
go check out a concert that she wants to see.
What's going around with.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
What's going on with me is I would like to
request people to stop being weird around my house.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
That's legitimate.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Stop it.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, I've been spending most of my time the last
four days doing nothing but putting up security cameras and
putting weapons around my house so that I can have
them at the ready if I need them, because it's serious. Yeah,
there's there are weird people around my house. But uh
so on Sunday, I came downstairs with my girlfriend and
she has a dog, and her dog likes to go
in like this little kiddie pool, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
So she has a kiddie pool in the backyard.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
And then she's like, and the other day, like, I
cleaned out the kidie pool and I sat it on
the side of the yard in the backyard there were
there's a fence around the whole thing and a gate,
you know. And then she came down She's like, hey,
where'd you put the kidty pool on? And I'm like,
the backyard. So we look in the backyard, no kiddie pool.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
What So I'm like.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Somebody had to look in the fence, come into the
yard somehow take the kiddie pool. I look on the
security cameras that I have, I can't see there's like
a couple areas of the house that you can't see.
And so I'm like, you don't see anybody take the
kiddie pool, right, And then I have the thought while
I'm talking to her, I'm like, I'm gonna go to
the store and get some more cameras and things like that,
and then I had the thought watched somehow that pool
(07:43):
is gonna be back, And then she calls me while
I'm my way to the story get more cameras, and
she's like, Okay, this is weird. The pool is back
in the backyard after we had left the house. So
I'm like, whoever is being weird around my house?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Man?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
So like all I've been doing that, there's nowhere on
my house that is not covered by cameras. And they
make these cool protection guns. I don't ever see them.
They're called less lethal. They're like pelic guns basically like
pepper bolts out of them, but they don't Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm a very paranoid person in general, you know, but
like for somebody to come on my property like that and.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Gashing like that, Like Borrow Place is like a fortress now,
so that's yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I mean it's there's cameras everywhere and it's all locked
up and like, like I said, I've got all these
protection things right now. But but yeah, my neighbor's fly
think I'm crazy because I walk out to my car
to and from my car with a bat now.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I think I'm doing around, man.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I think it's crazy.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Somebody's out there borrowing your kitty, right, I'm like, who
borrowed the kiddie pool? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
That was the weirdest thing.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
That's why I'm so worried about it, because I'm like,
what maniac brings back?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
What did you do with it? Like, just it take
the kiddie pools? Like nineteen bucks.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
You got away with it, bro, Yeah, they took it there.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It was a store back at the place we took
it from. It's very weird.
This is no fitting. Your heart is true, you are
pell and.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Comes down.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
In biting everyone. Pull just a little.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
The biggest skiff would be from me, and the car
detached would say thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Everybody shut up.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I don't know what just happened to my brain is there?
The brain has malfunctioned?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Everybody?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Everybody, everybody, Hey, everybody, everybody. Every iconic shows their rocky
cast of characters, and the Jebel Show is no different.
It's a Jewel show with your drunk anny.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Of course, there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez. And who
could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next door
and stops by every once in a while to see
if she can keep the new red lipped batfish she
bought off Etsy in our bathtub because her parents are
being Hella Laine about the water bill. Our social media
producer Gabby What, and who could forget the.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Orse producer Freeze.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Then there's me, I'm Jewbel and this is the Jewel Show,
and it's the time a week where we check in
and see what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
So, Nina, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I didn't quit.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I've been getting questions in my DM's like did you quit?
Where'd you go? I just went on vacation. Okay, I'm
back and I'm so thankful to be back. But I
did learn something about myself on this trip that I
took with my family.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I'm not a cruiser. So we went on a cruise.
All right, why did you think you were? I could
have told you that.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
No, I just you know, I don't know. It was
the family's decision to go on this cruise. Was a
nine day cruise, and then we stayed in places on
the back in the front end of the trip. But
every single morning there's an excursion at like six am,
and then like you're around people constantly, and then it's
like everybody, I don't know. I'm just not a cruiser,
so I just ate the whole time. So the problem
(02:00):
is now.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
That I'm back, I can't eat.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
And this is concerning because I wasn't born with a
juicy booty. I have to grow my juicy booty, and
so I have been growing my juicy booty in Europe
right because I'm walking everywhere. We're doing stairs, eating right
and all this stuff. So I'm really excited because I
can feel it right now and that. But now that
I'm back, I can't eat. And if I can't eat,
my booty's gonna deflate. And I'm it's a really weird
(02:25):
line to dance, you know, girl, I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I can't my body. My body is not eating ever
since I've been back from my trip, Like, I can't
eat food.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Tried hard enough, girl, I'm trying to trust me, I'll
try harder.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
But come on you this week.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Sorry, I don't know what's happened there.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I feel like a few minutes ago there was nothing
my brain. It was just kind of a complete blink.
But so I realized I don't have exactly like a
great picker when it comes to like guy.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I mean, I don't think I make.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
The worst decisions, but I think they definitely could be better.
So I haven't gone on my hinge most not an accident,
but for the past two weeks. And I think I
want to play a game with you guys, of you
guys making of who am going to go on a
date next with.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
We've been offering to do this for a long time.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah, I know, and us taking it's a terrible idea,
but you caught me in a weird moment where I'm
like whatever, I'm like, I want to see I want
everyone to get like ten to twelve swipes and see
like you get to need to.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Take over your hinge. That'd be fun.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Whichever when she goes on the date with but whoever
picked that person?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Which like an update?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, I mean you get money, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
What's the winning day?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah? I love it.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You got now whoever hooked you up, they made you
a match and matchmakers are expensive.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, it's not free. Isn't work we're doing.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
It's a lot of work to find you a date.
It's going to be grueling, and we deserve to get
paid for a time.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
You know what if I actually end up with this man,
I don't know what I'm gonna pay you guys, but exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Oh look, it's our social media producer Gabby stopping by
Gabby with some.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Of you this week.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
So I went to my friend's birthday dinner. Mind you,
this is on a Tuesday. This is a school night,
and so also I have a six month old at home,
so I had.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
To leave the birthday dinner crazy early.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
A couple of our friends stayed with the birthday boy,
and he started chatting up this lady.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
At the bar.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Apparently it was her birthday too.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
And I guess we were filled in after the fact,
but I guess they started the most obscene public display
of affection that has ever been has ever been seen,
and they were making out, you know, tongue wrestling, and
I guess at one point like his fingers were in her.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Mouth, like all just right, Yeah, that's a very heavy
makeout session.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Tuesday, six pm, that Friday, Saturday.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
This is what you missed when you have a six
month old. You got to hear about it, don't you know?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
The song going up on a Tuesday?
Speaker 6 (05:24):
It was going up on a Tuesday, and they were
getting down at the bar.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
I guess I say, also, every time you say that
you have a six month old at home, I think
you're joking.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You're not.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's just wild to me. You know, she's really there.
She's beautiful.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Yeah, she is so beautiful.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Produce. Her phrase was up with you.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
My twenty four year old daughter is jealous of me
because I went and saw Benson Boom last night night
and I have no knowledge of.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Him where he's snapping her the whole time.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
No It's funny because she doesn't really interact with my
social media. She'll like things and stuff like that, but
she doesn't DM and stuff like that on social media.
And all of a sudden, in the middle of the
concert last night, I'm getting all these dms from her.
I'm so jealous. You know, you don't even listen to
him and I and I haven't even seen him, and
blah blah blah. She's like upset with me.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I'm like, just be happy.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Your dad's learning some things, you know what I'm saying, Like, relax, bro,
I'm not a regular dad.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I'm a cool dad.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yeah the Mean Girls meme where he's like she doesn't
even go here, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
That's exactly how I go. But yeah, so I'm, you know,
telling her the next time she comes to visit, we'll
go check out a concert that she wants to see.
What's going around with.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
What's going on with me is I would like to
request people to stop being weird around my house.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
That's legitimate.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Stop it.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, I've been spending most of my time the last
four days doing nothing but putting up security cameras and
putting weapons around my house so that I can have
them at the ready if I need them, because it's serious. Yeah,
there's there are weird people around my house. But uh
so on Sunday, I came downstairs with my girlfriend and
she has a dog, and her dog likes to go
in like this little kiddie pool, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
So she has a kiddie pool in the backyard.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
And then she's like, and the other day, like, I
cleaned out the kidie pool and I sat it on
the side of the yard in the backyard there were
there's a fence around the whole thing and a gate,
you know. And then she came down She's like, hey,
where'd you put the kidty pool on? And I'm like,
the backyard. So we look in the backyard, no kiddie pool.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
What So I'm like.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Somebody had to look in the fence, come into the
yard somehow take the kiddie pool. I look on the
security cameras that I have, I can't see there's like
a couple areas of the house that you can't see.
And so I'm like, you don't see anybody take the
kiddie pool, right, And then I have the thought while
I'm talking to her, I'm like, I'm gonna go to
the store and get some more cameras and things like that,
and then I had the thought watched somehow that pool
(07:43):
is gonna be back, And then she calls me while
I'm my way to the story get more cameras, and
she's like, Okay, this is weird. The pool is back
in the backyard after we had left the house. So
I'm like, whoever is being weird around my house?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Man?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
So like all I've been doing that, there's nowhere on
my house that is not covered by cameras. And they
make these cool protection guns. I don't ever see them.
They're called less lethal. They're like pelic guns basically like
pepper bolts out of them, but they don't Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm a very paranoid person in general, you know, but
like for somebody to come on my property like that and.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Gashing like that, Like Borrow Place is like a fortress now,
so that's yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I mean it's there's cameras everywhere and it's all locked
up and like, like I said, I've got all these
protection things right now. But but yeah, my neighbor's fly
think I'm crazy because I walk out to my car
to and from my car with a bat now.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I think I'm doing around, man.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I think it's crazy.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Somebody's out there borrowing your kitty, right, I'm like, who
borrowed the kiddie pool? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
That was the weirdest thing.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
That's why I'm so worried about it, because I'm like,
what maniac brings back?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
What did you do with it? Like, just it take
the kiddie pools? Like nineteen bucks.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
You got away with it, bro, Yeah, they took it there.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It was a store back at the place we took
it from. It's very weird.
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