BONUS - Weird Wins, Tight Undergarments & a Mysterious $300 💸😳

Every show has its cast of characters — and this week on The Jubal Show, the chaos is deeply personal. 😅 From an uncomfortable clothing dilemma no one asked for (but everyone relates to), to a surprise cash discovery that raises more questions than answers, the crew checks in on their lives… and things spiral fast.

You’ll hear about an almost–bar ejection over spare change, last-minute panic shopping before a very important visitor arrives, and a missing ID that somehow finds its way home in the most unexpected way. It’s relatable, ridiculous, and exactly the kind of off-the-rails storytelling that makes this segment a fan favorite.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is a.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Game. Your heart is true, You're peal and bid everyone
pull just a little, you see, the biggest gift would
be from me, and the car detached would say thank you.

(00:28):
Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and
the Jewil Show is no different. Why it's the Jewbil
Show with your drunk ant Nina Hi. And then there's
everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez Fine and who could forget
the uh? And our newest member of the show, the
hip divorcee. He loves playing Call of Duty as much

(00:48):
as he loves his college age daughter. Produce a freeze Hello.
And then there's me. I'm Jebel and this is the
Jubil Show and it's the time of week where we
check in and see what's going on in our lives. Sonina,
what's up with you this week? I have a little
bit of.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
A problem, and I know that it's TMI, but I
don't care because it's very uncomfortable. I've been walking around
with weggies non stop, and this is the problem. The
problem is I gained a little bit of weight over
the holidays, so my undergarments are a little bit tighter
than they should be. Undergarments.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I mean, I feel that's a better way to say.
They're not Grandma's undergarments.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'll tell you that much. But they are a little
bit too tight. I refuse to go buy new ones.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
This is absolutely insane. Yeah, I just be comfortable because
why it's expensive. I just got these and now all
of a sudden they're too small. Really, I'm just I
don't know, I'm frustrated. I'm frustrated.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
It would be frustrating. It is frustrating, perpetual, and it's
like my own fault though, so that's my punishment. But
it's not about it like that.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
I had that issue buying jeans when I was younger,
had by like a bigger size or whatever. But then
I realized, I'm like, man, should be comfortable, So just
go buy the new undergarments.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Victoria up with you this week?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yikes, guys, The coolest thing happened to me this weekend.
I mean technically not cool, because I also almost got
kicked out of a bar, but that decided the point
because the really cool thing is I needed quarters the
other day because the bar I was in had these
little what do they call it? Pimpball machines. That was
the one was like you pull and you shoot yeaheah,
pamball machines.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
And I really wanted to play, but I needed quarters.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
So I was looking at my wallet. I didn't have any,
but apparently I had almost three hundred bucks. Like no,
unfortunately not oh okay, I thought you had a big
jar with three hundred dollars. No, it was, but I
did never have cash on me, and I was like,
where did this come from. It's like magic, It's like
Santa came overnight, just put some money in my wallet

(02:48):
and then left.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
But so I thought that was really cool. So then
I grabbed the dollar.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I threw it over a ledge at the bar, and
then I got trouble by the bartender. So that part
wasn't cool, but I got my cords to play.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
The bartender, I'm mad at you for throwing money at him.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Money over there's like a ledge and that went down
to the first floor and I didn't want to walk
down to the first floor to get quarters.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
He threw money from the second floor down to the bartender.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I want a quarter.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I annoyed too. If I was that bartender. My friend
was down there to give to the bartender. Okay, I
thought you were throwing it at the bartender, like, hey,
bring me some corners? Did you just throwing up?

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Did you ever figure out where the three hundred dollars
came from?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
No, actually I didn't think like that. So cool. Congratulations
producer Freeze. What's up with you this week?

Speaker 4 (03:40):
I'm just really saying that I'm ill prepared for my
daughter's visit this week and I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, I don't get how though.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
I keep like thinking of things that I haven't ordered. Oh,
I don't have a trash can in the bathroom yet,
so let me go buy that one of those. I'm
just like thinking of everything that I haven't put into
the apartment yet.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
So what do you have at your apartment?

Speaker 4 (04:02):
My bed, couch, television, I have the cable hooked up
or cable like the internet, the Wi Fi. I have
all the necessities for a bachelor. But you know, my
daughter coming, I'm like.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
What, I like it make your safe place a little
more elegant.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, Like, I ordered a bunch of stuff last night
last second that they're coming, and like I looked online
and they're coming between seven am and eleven am, which
is the time I'm.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Here, and I'm like, when does she get into town
late on Friday night? That time to decorate?

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yeah, Target, I.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Know, Amazon, you don't have to go anywhere.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
That's what I'm doing. I'm doing a bunch of Amazon.
But Amazon, you order something and then you think you
have it, and then you get the return email and
they're like they give you like five out of you know,
seven things, and you're like, I needed those two things.
Now I got to go to the store anyway.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
The color schemer you going, oh, yeah, that's not happening.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
So I literally asked you, I said, do you need
a blanket? Where'd you'd like a sleeping bag?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's urban camping?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Go on with you?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Well, my new song comes out January twenty third. Please
pre save that if you can. I'm I'm only trying
to get one hundred people to pre save the song.
I don't know what it's at right now, but it
shouldn't be too bad, right one hundred people. I feel
like there might be more than a hundred people listening
to this right now. Not totally sure. But if you
just hype my name on Spotify or wherever you get
your music, it'll go there and you can check it out. Also,

(05:38):
I'm very happy because I don't trip about much in life, right, Like,
if my car gets scratched, whatever, I'll figure it out.
Free those things, I'll figure it out, you know. And
I lost my ID recently for about three weeks. I
couldn't find my ID. Oh, and I didn't go get
a new one because I'm like, it'll show up some
point in my life. Right I'm still waiting for the

(05:59):
passport that I can. But I took my laundry to
one of those places that does your laundry of the laundromats. Wait,
you didn't just do your laundry at home? No, you
kidding me. I can't even make an appointment to get
a new license in three weeks. You think I might
be doing laundry.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I do.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
But I took it to one of those places so
they just do it and they fold it and everything
for you. But I took it there just the other day.
And then I get a text from being like, Hey,
do you realize your license was in this PIB. Don't
worry about it. Things that just come back to you.
So I'm very happy that I found my license, right.
Thanks