BONUS - What does your fingernail color say about your personality?

There's some new "knowledge" about ladies! According to TikTok (lol) you can tell everything you need to know about someone by their fingernail color. So, we decided to pull up the list and ask the ladies in the room if it's accurate.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is part of your body crazy you will show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
And I don't mean like your arm has a mind
of its own and tells you distilled things from time
to time and it's not scared to go to jail either.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
That's not what I mean.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
What I mean is like you see someone and you
look at their eyes and all you see is crazy,
like four k's that are backwards, you know that kind
of crazy. Really crazy people have crazy eyes, or you
look into their eyes and you're like, hmm, this person
is way too nice to be involved with me. Ah,
I need someone with eyes that are a little more

(00:32):
wonky than that. Well, according to TikTok, there's one surefire
away to find everything out about a lady based on
her finger nails.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
So ladies, think about how you like to have.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
The tips of your digits decorated, and fellas think about
the digit tips of the ladies you find exciting. Well,
and we'll tell you right now what your nails say
about you. It's called the white nail theory on TikTok,
but it says basically, you can tell everything about a
woman based on how she does her nails. Okay, nude
or beige, they're classy practical and the kind of person

(01:04):
who always brings extra tissues in gum oo. They also
feels sophisticated but could be considered lazy. Nude goes with
everything and it's easy, so they don't put in much effort. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Interesting, isn't that part of the clean girl aesthetic, the nude?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, but I feel like also it's like there's too
many choices, so you just kind of pick nude.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I sometimes do that. It's easier. You don't got to
think about it, you don't even gotta process. You're just easy, lazy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Going over a new trend that says you can tell
everything about a woman based on how she does her
nails if it's yellow. So if you like yellow nails,
you're energetic, joyful, optimistic, you make people laugh, but they
can wake up with way too much energy and are
mildly chaotic.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Stay away from the yellow nails.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I have a friend like that, and she used to
wake me up whenever we went to the beach every
single morning and be like.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Good morning friend.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I'd be like, the curtains, my nails are yellow, and
the sun come on, get out, Victoria. They say you
can tell everything about a woman's personality based on how
she does her nails. According to a neutrient on TikTok,
green is bold, unconventional, semi trendsetter, granola vibes. It's kind

(02:18):
of a hippie. I don't know what that means. Is
like a tree felling grounded and connected to earth. Really
into macha makes sense with the green, and would rather
be hiking than doing anything else, but at least look
cute while they're doing whatever it is that keeps them
off the trails.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
I feel like everyone came up with this way to
analyze the color green was kind of lazy themselves. They're
just like, what, it's green trees, manta, honey, honey.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
If they have blue nails, it says that they're chill,
care free, what like iceney.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Easy going, and they probably go to the beach more
often than not. That's funny. Okay, this is silly, and they.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Seem quiet, but they're actually observing something or could be
quietly plotting to take you out. If you have pink nails,
it says you're sweet, romantic, nurturing, and you love cute things.
You can probably send hard emojis. Ironically, you're wiggling my
spirit fingers. He has got pink fingers on right now,

(03:19):
I do. It says they will bake you cookies but
also roast you for fun.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
You know me, Yes it is.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
There's a nutrient on TikTok that says you can tell
everything about a woman based on the type of nails
that she has, if you like black nails, or if
you're a guy that's into women with black nails, mysterious, artistic, rebellious,
normally feeling dramatic, or just can't be bothered to pick
a color.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
I love black nails in October.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
It gives off fives that you don't want to mess
with them, or if you do, they really won't care.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, I know, I think they would care, man or woman.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I think when people go out of their way to
look like they don't care, they care a whole lot.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Interesting.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
I also think that we all embody so many of
these different things, Like our mood is kind of based
on the color that we choose at the time. Like
when I choose black nails, I kind of don't care
what other people think. I'm kind of in that mood
and right now I'm feeling flirty and cute. So they're pink,
so that makes perfect sense.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I think whoever made up this trend was definitely hurt
by somebody who wears red nails. Okay, that's my favorite
color because for the red nail, it only has one
thing listed on it. Other ones had a bunch of
different aspects of what your personality could be if you
had a nail color red.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
It just says they might steal your man. That's it.