July 17, 2026 • 53 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Breaking news right here on The Jewel Show, a California
highway patrol dog detected two million dollars worth of cocaine
at a stop recently.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh, it's the.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
First time that must cocaine has been sniffed in California
since Charlie Sheen was making happen.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
On The Jule Show. And it's signed for Real News
or Fake News?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
The segment where I read a news story from the
week that's gone viral and you have to tell me
if it's a real news story or a fake one
that people actually believed. Here's your first headline for real
news or fake news. Companies begin serving targeted ads directly
to your door in a bold news step toward maximum personalization.
(00:42):
Several major tech companies aown a revolutionary advertising model this week,
sending actual human beings to wherever you are to deliver
ads in person. After years of tracking history, location data,
shopping habits, et cetera, companies are now planning to serve
ads with laser precision. The new system uses data to
(01:02):
dispatch brand ambassadors to places that you frequently visit. So
if you spend time in the snack out at the
grocery store, a random stranger may approach you holding a
family sized bag of chips and begin listing the limited
time offers. If you pause too long looking at vitamins,
all of a sudden, representative will materialize beside you and
begin describing probiotic benefits.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Some companies are even having.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Doorstep delivery ads, where trained marketers knock on your door
to read sponsorship content directly to you for a long time,
instead of just being the ads that are served on
your phone that are creepy. Right now, you'll just be
out and someone will be like, those oreos look delicious
and did you know they're on sale today?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Well, I'm thinking about the Gucci model that could be
showing up at my door.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
And I'm like, Okay, you like this.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Anchorithm real story or a fake news story when you
do it, I'm gonna go with fake fake.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I just feel like you can't do that.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Victoria's is a real new story or a fake news story?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah, I say, you're looking.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
At me, Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I mean I could see this happening the way that
they target ads, and I was crazy. It's all about
marketing anyway. Producer Freeze, is this a real news story
or a fake news story, companies begin serving targeted ads
directly to your door or wherever you're at.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
I think it's real because it's like the antithesis of
everything being AI and impersonal.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
That's a good point.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Companies are probably like, we need to get you know,
personable human interaction behind this product.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, well it is a fake news story. People did
believe it.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It was shared over twenty million times with people actually
planning protests and writing to Congress about privacy issues. Honestly,
I could definitely see companies doing that. It's real news
or fake news segment where I read a news headline
from the week that's gone viral and you to see
if you can figure out if it's a real news
story or a fake one that people actually believed.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Here's the next headline for real news or fake news.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Scientists say that just thinking about working out can actually make.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You more fit.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Here's the surprising claim.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
A study suggests that simply imagining yourself exercising can have
measurable physical benefits, potentially similar to actually working out. Your
research behind it, Researchers at Ohio State University studied how
the brain affects muscle strength and movement. Participants had their
risks immobilize and casts for four weeks so that their
(03:39):
muscles would be weakened from lack of use. One group
was instructed to imagine themselves doing strong muscle contractions like
lifting weights for about eleven minutes a day, five days
a week. The other group did nothing. The surprising result,
the group that practice mental imagery retains significantly more muscle
strength than the group that did nothing.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
No.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Researchers found they were roughly twice as strong as the
non imagining group at the end of the experiment.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Why they say it works.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
The brains motor cortex plays a big role in controlling muscles,
and mentally rehearsing movements can activate those neural pathways even
without physical movement.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Is this a real New story or a fake one?
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Nina?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I wish this was real, but I'm gonna go with fake.
I just can't imagine.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, Victoria, you think is real or fake that you
can just think about working out and you'd be more fit.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
No, that's fake that, that's not how that.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Works, Okay, Producer Freeze. Is this a real New story
or fake news story?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Scientists say that just thinking about working out can make
you more fit.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Exhibit a look at me. It's fake.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Right, that is a real news story.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Why visualizing yourself working out can actually help make you stronger.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Different than I do right now, Please create a meditation
for this. Let's get fit by meditating. I'm here for that.
You can learn a lot of things just by visualizing.
It is crazy. Here's your next headline for real news
or fake news?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
A segment where I read a news story that's gone
viral this week and you have to see if you
can tell whether it's a real news story or a
fake one that people actually believe. Kentucky Meat Shower Festival.
So one hundred and fifty years. It's the Kentucky Meat
Shower Festival celebrates one hundred.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
And fifty years.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
It's not a meat festival, a meat shower, meat festival,
meat shower festival.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
The meat shower is something that happened on March third,
eighteen seventy six, near Olympia Springs in Beth County, Kentucky.
For several minutes late in the morning, chunks of meat
fell from the sky over an area roughly one hundred
by fifty yards, so that's a big area.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
A football field yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
One witness says that she was outside making soap on
her porch and it looked like it was snowing meat.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
It was so long ago they were making soap on
their porch.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Pieces that range from small flakes to chunks several inches wide.
And they've never been able to figure out why there
was a.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Meat shower all of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
In Kentucky have a festival every year and it's back baby.
The Kentucky Meat Shower Festival celebrates one hundred and fifty years.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Nina, Is that a real news story or a fake one?
Can this be real? I'm gonna go with the real.
I would love to attend a meat.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Shower Victoria State, Kentucky Meat Shower celebrates one hundred and
fifty years.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Is that true or a fake story?
Speaker 7 (06:29):
It's fake. This isn't floudy with the chance of meatball
is like a meat shower thing.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
It's happy. It's fake.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Producer Freeze. The Kentucky Meat Shower celebrates one hundred and
fifty years.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Is that true or false?
Speaker 6 (06:41):
I love steak too, but I'm not eating one that
falls out of the sky. I'm gonna say it's fake.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
All right, Well, the story is one hundred percent true.
Ye hundreds there was a random everybody's googling now meat shower.
Meat just fell out of the sky. Scientists examined samples
after the event, and their studies found that the meat
was a mixture of muscle tissue, lung tissue, and cartilage.
(07:06):
The fighting is also indicated that it came from an animal,
though the exact species never determined. Early guesses would be beef,
lamb deer, bear, or horse.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
So something exploded me.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
So there was this.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Meat falling from the sky out of nowhere in Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
That's crazy.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
That's really disturbing.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Real news or fake news at the same time. Every
single weekday morning, your phone break up is every single
hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming up
right after this, and then right after that, it's Nana's
what's trending, It's the Jewbill Show.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
It's another jebile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Hello, Yes, Hello, Thapoteau collar from travel. I was looking
for Charlotte.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Hey, Charlotte, how you doing? Youre getting all excited for
your trip to Pairs tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I am I'm very and you've looked over the itinerary.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
We have planned some great excursions for y'all and going
to be a fantastic trip.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, I looked over it. Everything looks really great, wonderful.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
So we are going to be picking you up from
the Fort Smith Regional Airport and then you'll be whisked away.
It's just about a forty minute drive to Paris where
you'll be staying.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I'm sorry, Fort Smith, Yes, Fort Smith Regional Airport.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I know it's a small airport, but it's the closest
one actually to Paris, Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
So what made you choose?
Speaker 9 (08:23):
Whoa wha wha wait wait wait wait wait, yes, no, no,
I think you're looking at the wrong itinerary.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It's Paris, France, Arkansas.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Well, it is funny that there's this town in Arkansas
that's called Paris and there is a Paris in France. Yes,
but you are booked to go to Paris, Arkansas tomorrow.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
No, no, no, no, no, I'm going to Paris.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Why did you choose Paris, Arkansas for this vacation?
Speaker 7 (08:46):
I didn't you have to fix this?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
We leave tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yes, you do leave tomorrow, that's correct, And like I said,
we've arranged a fabulous shuttle to pick you up at
the Fort Smith Regional Airport. It's about a forty minute
drive to the hotel in a minute.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yes, no, yes, sure.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
But the reservation that you sent me that there's a
view of the Eiffel Tower everything, yes, describes Paris.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yes, the view of the Eiffel Tower Park, which is
the main attraction in Paris, Arkansas. And we've actually arranged
two for you later on that day.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Jed will pick you up and then we'll take you
over to the park and of walk you around, show
yo all the benches.
Speaker 9 (09:25):
I don't Jeb is going to pick me up and
show me benches.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yes, the Eiffel Tower Park, it's the main attraction in Paris, Arkansas,
and they have some fabulous seating areas.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
He's going to.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Walk you around, show you some of the benches and
you can see it, and then you're just gonna be
on your own for a little while.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Who you traveling with, by the way, No.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
My husband and I are going to Paris frank Arkansas. Yes, okay,
Look I'm looking at the confirmation for the reservation.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Where is Jared.
Speaker 9 (09:56):
That's the person that sent me the correct reservation.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I need need to talk to him.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Oh, well, he does not work here anymore. This has
since been passed to me. We found out that Jared
was not actually booking things for people. He was sinning itineraries,
but they weren't real, so they passed along to me.
They said, you need to book this trip to Paris asap.
So I went ahead and just did everything, And now
I just wanted to go.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
You did everything wrong.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
It's wrong.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
It doesn't sound like you're given Paris, Arkansas enough of
a chance.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
I don't want to go to Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Did you leave the country? Is it Arkansas? That's for lovers?
What is it on the license plate? Which license plate
is it that's for lovers?
Speaker 8 (10:36):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I thought it was Paris, but maybe it's Pennsylvania. Either way,
it should be very romantic.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
No, I'm not going to Paris, Arkansas to walk around
some park to look at benches with some guy named
jeb and a romantic dinner at Denny's and we stay
at the Motel.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Six, no, sing, Okay, Well, then I'll just let you
know that this is a prank phone call. This is
actually Dubil from the Jebel Show doing a phone prank
on you.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
And your husband Devin set you up. Oh my god,
he said that you guys leave. Tom wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I was like, no, I was freaking out. I'm like,
I've been planning for this and looking.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
Forward to this.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Oh my god. Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.
We say, Mornings on the Twenties, brought to.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
You by Muckel Shooting.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Go in Auburn.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
You're home from Machino. It's time for Nina's what's trending well?
Speaker 4 (11:32):
On celebration of World Emoji Day, there are nine new
emojis that are about to drop, and I know you
are going to be so happy about one of them specifically,
and I'll tell you what it is coming up in
just a second. But first, oh my gosh, have you
heard about Jimmithy? So the New York Post runs this headline,
right and it says, mutant creature named Jimothy stock Seattle
(11:53):
and becomes local celebrity.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
I really thought about Timothy.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Tell me, no, jimmthee is the name of this like
it's like a little it's like a little mutant raccoon.
I don't like to call him a mutant because apparently
he's got short spine syndrome so that you have to
look it up.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
So it's a rat. He's a raccoon, but he looks
like not of this world.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
And he's like scattering around in people's yards all over
the city. And so people are now following this journey
of Jimothy, and so you'll see people outside being like.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Oh, there he is.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
He decided to bless us with his presence on our anniversary. Like,
so maybe Jimothy is now like this this lucky charm
if you actually get to spot him in the wild.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Are you looking at him right now?
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Yeah, but there's like it's him, and there's a musician well,
also named Jimothy, So when you look him up, you
have to type raccoon after it.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Well yeah, so obviously I hope you get that because
I said raccoon with a short spine syndrome.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
Jimiothy. He's a musician.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
But I didn't know there was a Jimathy musician either,
So please distinguish between the two and know that Jimothy
is the only picture of him. No, there are videos
all over social media Jimothy is popping off in the
Seattle area. I mean, I can just see people driving
from all over to try to have a Jimothy spotting
Oh dear pop a gummy and be like, well, wait
for you.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Jimothy, God, I would love to see me so cute.
It's just like one of those things. It's so ugly,
it's cute, you know.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Yeah, a lot of pictures of just regular raccoons come
out and they are really cute.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Okay, no, it's the one with the short spine syndrome.
You'll know it when you see it, because you're gonna go,
what the is that? So anyway, please look up Jimothy
and feel the love stars are just like us, specifically
Tom Holland. He has a boy crush on Earling Holland,
the soccer star. So it's pretty hilarious because Tom Holland
(13:45):
was talking about how he like tried to hang out
with them because he's like, I'm famous, you're famous, Like
why can't we be boys?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Right?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Like why can't we have a bromance? But the funny
part is is Earling Holland had no idea who he was,
and so you're like, I don't know, but.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
All of us feel Tom Holland.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
It's okay, I know, right, be normal for a second.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Yeah, But of course after he talked about it on
Jimmy Fallon, Earling realized who he was and was like,
oh my bad, I accept your dinner invitation now. So
I guess all you gotta do is go on Jimmy
Fallon and be like I love you, and then okay,
magic happens easy.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Well, at least it did for Tom Holland. So but
I love that.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
I love a good bromance because I think guys need
good friends. So when you guys get excited about being
friends with somebody, it's I love to see it.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I love to see it.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
And lastly, you're gonna love to see Pickle emojis all
over the place because.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
It's finally arrived.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Already I thought we did too, but apparently there's a
new Pickle that's arriving with nine new emojis to celebrate
World Emoji Day. We're gonna get a cracked smiling face.
We're gonna get a net with a.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
Handle like you're catching like a fish or something.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Yeah, like you could be catching anything, a monarch, butter fly,
a meteor, a pickle, a lighthouse, an e racer. And
then there's gonna be one of those left thumb right
thumb things where it's like this guy, Like you point
at yourself with two thumbs like this guy, So you're
gonna get two thumbs coming for you.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Pickle.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
We already had a pickle. This pickle just looks less real.
It looks reminds you of the one from SpongeBob.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Okay, so maybe it's cooler. Not nope, you know it's
going to be abused anyways. So that's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
It's cracked.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
Fasic guy just looks annoyed.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Well that's what he's supposed to be supposed to be,
like I'm fine, but I'm not actually fine.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
So it's like you Victoria today.
Speaker 10 (15:40):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Can't wait to use it?
Speaker 7 (15:44):
Well and with that, this is the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I can keep talking. You want to go back to Jimothy.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
No, it's just wrong button, okay?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
And to catch Teters after this you're doing great.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
It's I love you, Yes.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Time to catch a cheater Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Candace is on the phone today for to catch Cheater
and she's been with her boyfriend for four years, but
now she thinks that he might be cheating. So we'll
see if we can help her out. Candace, are you're
going through it? But what's up?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Why do you think that your boyfriend Zach is cheating
on you?
Speaker 11 (16:19):
I just have a feeling he's he's been taking all
these odd jobs, and he's like always out, really late
at night, and he's been a little bit possessive of his.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
Phone and like.
Speaker 11 (16:35):
And I you know, he's taking these jobs, but he's
not really showing me any extra money. There's no there
doesn't seem to be any extra money around does.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
He normally takes side jobs, like.
Speaker 11 (16:48):
He does construction, so he like his friends have extra
side jobs for him all the time, and he has
done it before, but not like this much like he's
always out. The one thing that weird to me out
was that he was like on the phone with his
brother and he said something and I just like, it
(17:09):
just creeped me out. He actually he didn't know when
I was home at the time. So he said that
she said if I touched it, that she'll scream. What
And then he laughed.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
So he said that somebody said if if your boyfriend
touched it, she'd scream, and then he laughed, oh.
Speaker 12 (17:32):
Yeah, And then.
Speaker 11 (17:35):
He said that he did, and boy was she? Was
she right?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
He did touch it?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
What I mean, I understand the jumping to conclusions and
assuming what that may mean, because I kind of am
thinking it too, But could it be her garden?
Speaker 11 (17:58):
I don't think it was at least a literal garden,
because I heard him say that, like, oh, should I
just tell Candice I'm not coming home? And then he
laughed again.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Oh oh oh, okay, yeah, that adds something else to it.
So he was talking about touching something some woman would scream.
Then he did, and she was right, And he was thinking,
should I just call my girlfriend and tell her I'm
not coming home after that?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
After whatever he touched? Yeah, that's ketchy, that's that is sketchy.
You told us what grocery store. He's a rewards card
Maan Bratt.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
So we'll play a song come back, and then call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
delivered from our flooral apartment and will he be sends
those to you or to somebody else? Okay, all right,
we'll get your sketch cheater. Next, it's the Jubile Show.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
It's time take Catch a Cheater on the show.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
In the middle of to Catch a Cheater, if you're
us joining us, Candace is on the phone, and Candace
thinks that her boyfriend of four years might be cheating.
So we're about to call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he's an Awards card member
at and tell him that every single month, we choose
one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from
our floral apartment, and we'll see if he sends those
to his girlfriend Candace or to somebody else. But before
(19:19):
we do that, Candace, why don't you just recap your
situation for us again real quick.
Speaker 11 (19:23):
Well, my boyfriend and I have been together for four years,
and he's taking a lot of side jobs and I'm
not really seeing any extra money. And he had this
really weird phone call brother where he was touching something
and that she loved it or something, and we got together.
(19:45):
It was like a unique situation, but we were like
cheating on his partner, right, and like we got together
that way, So you know, it's in the back of
my mind for sure.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, all right, Well, are you ready for us to
call him and see if we can figure it out.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, okay, here we go.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Hi, this is Corbet calling from grocers. I was looking
for our rewards card member named Zach. Yes, this is
hey Zach.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. You're this month's winner.
We're all clapping for you here in the offices and
thank you so much for your business.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Congrats.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
Okay, where did I win?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Oh? Maybe you don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card member at
random who gets a free gift from us, and it's
flowers deliver from our Florida department, absolutely free. You've won
thirty six long stem red roses, a box of candy
or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody
that you want, absolutely free, and it's.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
A thank you.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Super easy. How it works.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I will not ask you for any credit card information,
no purchase necessary. I can actually handle this over the
phone very easily, in just a couple of minutes. If
you have time right now, I can do right now.
We can also set up a time where I can
call you back, and you're always welcome to come down
to the store.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Whatever is easier for you.
Speaker 8 (21:07):
Uh, okay, yeah right now, oh great, okay, perfect.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
The first thing I would need from you would be
the first and last name of the person that you
want to send them to, and then if you want
to put anything on a card, and then after that
we'll get the address and that's it.
Speaker 8 (21:23):
Yeah, I'll send them.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
To Leticia Letitia. Yeah, okay, got that. All right, So
these flowers to Letitia, and do you want to put
a card with it?
Speaker 8 (21:39):
Yeah? Say, I hope it was worth the scream. Thanks
for taking care of me like you did.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Hope it was worth the scream. Thank you for taking
care of me like you did. That's sound correct, Yeah,
got it? Okay, great, thank you so much for that.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
And now I'll let you know. This is a radio show, Zach.
It's called The Jewbil Show.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah. Hi, I mean hi, I'm Victoria and my name
is Jubal. How are you?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Uh what?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah, So we do a segment on the show called
to Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant
other might be cheating, you see what they send flowers to.
And your girlfriend Candae is on the phone and probably
wants to know who Letitia is.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Why is she screaming?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Bro?
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Uh? I'm sorry what I'm so confused?
Speaker 11 (22:32):
Yeah, hey, what is going on? Doc?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (22:38):
Yeah, I'm listening to to Letitia. Who's that.
Speaker 13 (22:44):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
You know?
Speaker 11 (22:45):
Is that the side job that you're talking about?
Speaker 7 (22:49):
Is it?
Speaker 11 (22:49):
Because you can be on your you've got the public forum.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Now.
Speaker 11 (22:55):
You were so happy to tell jokes to your brother
about it. Now you can tell everybody.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Jokes to my brother. What are you talking about?
Speaker 11 (23:05):
I was home when you were joking with your brother
about this girl screaming when you touched her, And now
you're joking about it again for this grocery store, and
you're okay airing all of that out to everybody, But
you're not gonna admit that you're cheating on me.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
WHOA, I am not cheating. I know it might seem
like that, but I'm not. I am not cheating.
Speaker 11 (23:30):
You told your brother that you're that you should tell
your girlfriend you're not coming home? What is that about?
Speaker 8 (23:40):
Yeah? If you if you heard that out of context,
it does sound really bad. Yeah. Sorry, that's super crazy sounding.
But can I explain what actually is happening?
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (23:56):
Yeah, yeah, I'd love how you would like to explain
how touching a girl and making her scream and not
coming home to your girlfriend is not cheating. And you're
sending flowers to some woman Litericia saying hope it was
worth the scream? What am I supposed to think?
Speaker 8 (24:14):
I can assure you I'm not cheating. Leticia. Is this
woman that I'm doing an electrician job for that I
was at this past weekend.
Speaker 14 (24:26):
She's like, sixty, I promise, I promise it's not both.
Speaker 8 (24:34):
This is actually real. I can prove it to you.
I was wiring a light fixture and she didn't know
that I had turned the power off for the whole house.
There's an exposed wire and yeah, she was like, don't
touch that, like I'm gonna scream if you do, and
I was sort of just annoyed. So I did, and
(24:55):
like she screamed, and it was like I was sort
of just messing with her.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
So that's why you're sending her flowers today?
Speaker 8 (25:02):
Yeah, I'm sending her flowers because she gave us like
a thousand dollars tip.
Speaker 11 (25:11):
Oh oh, I haven't seen any of that extra money
go into our account.
Speaker 15 (25:15):
So what's that I made. I made a separate account.
I'm saving for a vacation for us, and I was
gonna surprise you. And that's easy to prove because I
can just show you the account, and Candice like me
making that lady scream actually might be the thing that's
(25:39):
sending us to Cabo.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah yeah, all right, well, Candace, are you gonna let
them try to prove it to you?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Do you believe him?
Speaker 11 (25:54):
Jah, I'd love to see the receipts.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
We'll see, Okay, Well, I hope you like go on dedication, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Zach, I hope, I hope you're being truthful.
Speaker 8 (26:05):
I am, I have nothing to hide.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
He sounds some accountability there, though, like he didn't push
it off. So just show her those receipts. Yeah, and
stop making old Lady's screen that.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
The Jewels shows to catch a cheater?
Speaker 12 (26:21):
Am I some sort of mentally challenged airhead?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
No? Not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 6 (26:28):
It was like, why am I even listening to you?
Speaker 12 (26:30):
To begin with your virgin who can't try?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia. And let's meet today's contesting for you, rus
Victoria Bianca what's up, Bianca?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
How are you?
Speaker 8 (26:50):
How are you doing good?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Thank you for asking. You're ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 11 (26:57):
I think so.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
Yes, I'm hearing myself.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yes, there you go. Confidence always helps.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Do you take Bianca as your competitor in this game?
I do, Bianca. Do you take Victoria as your competitor
in this game?
Speaker 13 (27:15):
You do?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Pronounce? You pronounce your competitor. May Victoria leave the room?
All right? Victoria is leaving the room. And while she
leaves it, here's all the game is played. Bianca.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Austin Richard Post is the real name of Watch musical artist.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
What does HTTP stand for?
Speaker 12 (27:54):
Oher tech? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:01):
In Greek mythology, who is the god of the sea?
Speaker 13 (28:06):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (28:08):
How long?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
How long?
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Is the US Senator's term for all right?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Got that in.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's
getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, here's
a question for your Bianka. If you had to legally
change your name to a flavor. What flavor would you choose?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
And why.
Speaker 10 (28:31):
Gosh, I'm gonna go with Moose tracks, with what delicious
Moose tracks?
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Like Moose track, Moose Track? Oh okay it Ben and
Jerry's ice ceam. Oh yeah, it's kind of all kinds
metep in it.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Victoria, if you had to legally change your name to
a flavor, what would it be?
Speaker 14 (28:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (28:54):
I really like cookies and cream.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Also like Rocky Road because I feel like sometimes it
kind of just like goes all over the place like
this accurate, like and I was like you find nuts
in it.
Speaker 7 (29:03):
Sometimes you're just like, WHOA, what the heck's going.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
On right now? It's like a metaphor for your life
or Rocky Road.
Speaker 7 (29:06):
Yeah, honestly, bring.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Al right, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
passed and Bianca has you have and you have to
Bianca outright to win and Bianca you can tell Victoria
when to go.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Okay ready.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Austin Richard Post is the real name of which musical artist. Wait, huh,
Austin Richard Post is the name of which musical artist.
Speaker 11 (29:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
All I can think it was like Freddiemyrkree. That's not true, though,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Next, Yeah, that's what does HTTP stand for?
Speaker 5 (29:42):
HPP HGPH hot topic?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
It was HTTP? But okay? In Greek mythology, who is
the god of the sea? Oh, that's like we.
Speaker 7 (29:53):
Put like with your websites.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
And her last question, send it over the scoreboard and
see what happened with our scoreboard.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
Producer Freeze had two and Victoria had absolutely none.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Congratulations. Let's get the answers now with Nina Austin Richard
post is post malone gets? I mean it's in anyway?
HTT fully the name clear here.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
HTTP stands for Hypertext Transfer Protocol. In Greek mythology, Poseidon
is the god of the c and the US that one, well,
we didn't get there.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Actually I asked it to you, but you weren't listening.
Thought it was HTP. I was thinking of h m
L or ht L the TML. Cool story, bro, do
you know what that sounds for? No, I'm pretty sure
you said too. Yeah, how you said that as well? Well?
Speaker 7 (30:57):
Great?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Do you know how long a US senator term its?
Speaker 5 (31:01):
The senators are therefore, well, this one was six years,
I mean six, it's two four six.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Six. But me, I don't like this, you know.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
I think my issue is that I'm trying to also
get my cold group because I haven't had my coffee yet.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
And this is because the challenge.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Of that what you've been doing this whole time I've
been wondering I've been doing fiddling was something.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
From where I'm sitting, it looks like you're putting your
hands in pants, the plastic off.
Speaker 7 (31:28):
But then I realized I still can't open the bottle.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
It is like a little kid who has to put
your hands in your face the bathroom in.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
Just a seconds where I wasn't doing that.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I didn't want to call you out or anything, but.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
I realized I can't even open it.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
You was all right, Your phone brank happens every single
hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming up
right after this, and then right after that. It's Nina's
what's trending. It's the Jewbile show.
Speaker 7 (31:50):
How was the mind world?
Speaker 4 (31:51):
It was a mind world, a mind world like whirl
swirl Swirl. I apologize. That's the mind to say all
is everywhere.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
Road first date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury
Attorneys online at advocatesla dot com.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Riley is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Milo.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if it tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe
get her a second date. But first, Riley, why do
you think you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 12 (32:28):
Honestly, I can't really pinpoint it.
Speaker 16 (32:32):
We had an amazing date, you know, I thought we
really had good chemistry. But the only thing I can
come up with is like maybe one small giraffe related misunderstanding.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Everything giraffe related misunderstanding.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Okay, okay, guys arguing about girafts mean like, yeah, how
did a giraffe in your date?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
In an argument?
Speaker 13 (33:02):
Well, we started at.
Speaker 16 (33:03):
A rooftop bar on our day and we were having,
you know, some drinks and we were just really getting along,
and then we ended our day at a petting zoo
fundraiser that was like happening nearby.
Speaker 13 (33:17):
I mean, it was a.
Speaker 12 (33:18):
Really such a great date.
Speaker 16 (33:20):
Like I'm our chemistry was unreal, and but I did
almost get us kicked out for attempting to quote unquote
release and kidnap an animal. Okay, okay, you know this
is ridiculous.
Speaker 13 (33:40):
I didn't try to.
Speaker 16 (33:41):
Kidnap an animal. I was just trying to pat it
and hang out with it. And it was this really
sweet giraffe named Kevin, and honestly, it just did not
deserve to be in this cage, in this petting zoo,
I mean, for people's entertainment. It was just like such
an amazing creature, honestly.
Speaker 11 (34:02):
And so.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yeah, yes, we were saying.
Speaker 13 (34:08):
That, and yeah I did.
Speaker 16 (34:11):
I yes, I did try to release.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
And you guys got kicked off, say kidnapped.
Speaker 16 (34:18):
Well, we almost got kicked out. Milo was laughing the
entire time. And we had like such a great date.
He even kissed me good night. It was just a
good date, like we were, I don't know, really vibing.
And I texted him the next day and got nothing.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
All right, Well, we'll see if we can figure it
out for you, if it was the giraffe incident or not.
We'll play a song come back and then call him
and see if he tells why he's ghosting you and
maybe get you a second date.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Okay, okay, okay, we'll get your first day follow up
right after.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
This first date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury
Attorneys online at advocates dot com.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Right in the middle of your first day follow up
if you're just joining us, Riley is on the phone
and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Milo.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
So we're about to call him and.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
See if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her a second date. But before we do that, Riley,
why don't you catch us up again on why you
think you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 16 (35:13):
You know, after our amazing date, we ended up at
this fundraiser and I tried to release this amazing giraffe
named Kevin.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
So he didn't actually get released though, right, I mean.
Speaker 16 (35:30):
No, he didn't. We were just like patting it and.
Speaker 12 (35:33):
We were just trying to figure out a way to
get it out.
Speaker 8 (35:36):
But it didn't.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
We didn't really and you did almost get kicked out
because we did.
Speaker 16 (35:41):
Yeah, it was all in good fun. We were all
still having fun.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Okay, All right, well, here we go.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I'm gonna call Milo right now and see if he'll
tell us why he's ghosting you.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
It was a giraff or not. Here we go, Hi,
I speak to.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
My Oh please, Oh yeah, this is Milo, Hey Milo,
how are you. This is a radio show. It's called
The Jewbil Show. I'm I'm Victoria and.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
My name is.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Nice to meet you. Have you ever listened to the
Jebel Show before?
Speaker 8 (36:16):
Uh? No, not not much?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Not much? Okay? Cool?
Speaker 8 (36:19):
Probably I'm probably it a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
All right, probably? Sweet. Well.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
I don't know if you've heard these, but we do
a segment on our show that's called the First Date
follow Up. That's where if you go out on a
date and you end up ghosting somebody, that person can
email us to call you and ask why you're ghosting them.
And we got an email about you, Milo from somebody
named Riley, and she says she really likes your date,
but she doesn't understand why you're ghosting her. Would you
mind telling us?
Speaker 8 (36:46):
Yeah, I get it. It's very strange.
Speaker 14 (36:50):
So basically, I think I thought that she found her
soulmate on our date, but it was.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Not me.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Her soulmate. What makes you say that?
Speaker 8 (37:05):
Well, she, uh, she made a real connection, you see.
Speaker 14 (37:08):
So we we we met at the bar.
Speaker 8 (37:10):
But then we went to this uh like petting zoo
front raiser thing that was that was real book bike.
Speaker 13 (37:15):
Fun, that was it was me.
Speaker 14 (37:18):
But then Riley, she just becomes obsessed with this giraft
named Kevin. Like she was talking to Kevin for like
over an hour and just like acting like it's like
her best friend, and you know, she kept like introducing
me and other people to Kevin as though like they
she had known him forever.
Speaker 8 (37:39):
And it was very odd, you know, and then.
Speaker 14 (37:42):
Talk like, yeah, deeper conversation than what we were even acting.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
She told us a little bit about the giraffe, and
she thought that might that might have been the reason
that you're ghosting her.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
So that is the reason. That's the giraffe.
Speaker 14 (37:59):
Well, I mean it's the excavation that that really got
It got very weird. W she like she started grabbing
the gate and trying to open it and like like trying.
Speaker 8 (38:11):
To get it to cub loose and everything, and she
just kept.
Speaker 14 (38:13):
Yelling follow your dreams, Kevin, trying to get him to
like run free, you know. But then like she got
when she got the gate opened, like the drafts not
totally stood there.
Speaker 8 (38:24):
He was not trying to get out.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
The draft was just hanging out, Like why is this
lady trying to get me, I mean.
Speaker 14 (38:31):
As much of a connection as the two of the bat.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
I think Kevin was like this is this is a red.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Flag for me even you know.
Speaker 14 (38:37):
But yeah, she essentially the kitty guards came in and
you know, they got involved because of you know, her
opening the gate and yelling for animals to run away.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
You know, and uh yeah, yeah, she was yelling about
how they needed to like escape corporate agriculture.
Speaker 16 (38:58):
And Okay, Milo, that is not how it happened at all.
That is not how it happened.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yes, she's on the phone and wants to talk to you,
and apparently that's not how it happened.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Jafs are such large animals. How is all this playing
now anyway?
Speaker 13 (39:18):
Well, I'm I mean, I mean, yes, he's I.
Speaker 16 (39:22):
Still stand by that Kevin should not have been in
that cage. He should have been set free, and I
stand by.
Speaker 12 (39:27):
That, I really do.
Speaker 16 (39:29):
But like I was not just talking to the giraffe
for over an hour. You and I were hanging out
with him, and I thought that you were on the
same page with me, that like, oh.
Speaker 12 (39:39):
He's such a sweet, compassionate animal.
Speaker 16 (39:42):
Like like, well, we're.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
In a zoo.
Speaker 14 (39:45):
There's kids around and you're trying to bang on these
bars and break up, which was insay, I can't believe
you got the date open.
Speaker 13 (39:52):
Yeah, I mean everyone was looking at.
Speaker 12 (39:53):
Me like kids a giraffe walking freely around.
Speaker 16 (39:57):
Like that would have been magical.
Speaker 14 (40:00):
Look, you're so crazy, Like if everyone was looking at
you like you're crazy because you were crazy.
Speaker 8 (40:05):
I mean, I can't stand up to the security guard.
Speaker 14 (40:08):
You know, you were in the wrong, and like, you know,
we just met and you're going off, you know, tried
to fall in love with his giraffe. Was it was
not much to me?
Speaker 16 (40:16):
No, no, no, you were at the time.
Speaker 12 (40:20):
Well then this is like.
Speaker 16 (40:21):
A flip of the script because it's at the time
you were like, yes, this seems sad that Kevin's in
this cave, like you just you know, did not agree
that he was in there. So now what you're that
person supporting petting zoos I mean crating.
Speaker 8 (40:38):
Of course, I was agreed with you.
Speaker 16 (40:40):
You're captured, like they're cute, key, but they used to
be free.
Speaker 8 (40:48):
I mean he's been raised in captivity for birth.
Speaker 14 (40:51):
Like we got listening when they were telling us all
of this stuff.
Speaker 12 (40:54):
I mean you have like what if someone what if
someone locked my lad, what if someone.
Speaker 8 (41:00):
Lock you up?
Speaker 16 (41:00):
And like there were specific days that people could come
and like pot you and touch you and take pictures
of you in your tiny little cage, like you wouldn't
like it.
Speaker 14 (41:12):
Trust me, if you know either one, if any of
us were going to be locked up, it would tepitally
be you.
Speaker 16 (41:20):
Okay, so fine, you think I'm crazy or whatever, But
like there were little kids.
Speaker 13 (41:23):
Elementary school kids in there.
Speaker 16 (41:25):
Like tugging on the animals cats.
Speaker 12 (41:27):
How would you like it if.
Speaker 16 (41:29):
Somebody tugged on your teeth?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (41:33):
On that note, Riley or Mila, would you like to
go on another day with Riley for her?
Speaker 6 (41:41):
No?
Speaker 14 (41:42):
I think I'm okay, Yeah, I'm pretty sure I don't
really need anybody tugging on my teeth.
Speaker 13 (41:50):
You know, it's fine.
Speaker 16 (41:50):
I thought I wanted a second date.
Speaker 12 (41:52):
But not anymore. Honestly, my little.
Speaker 16 (41:54):
I thought you were kind and sweet and.
Speaker 12 (41:56):
An animal lover, just like me. But it just turns out.
Speaker 16 (41:59):
Like you're judgmental and you hate animals and you.
Speaker 13 (42:05):
Age dating and you're like, yeah, yeah, I did.
Speaker 16 (42:17):
I called you a And you know what, Kevin would agree.
Speaker 12 (42:20):
With me, you will first date, follow up.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
I dumped a guy because every time we did stuff
he wanted to listen to Lincoln Park. A text message
we just got in at four to one oh six
one because I asked you what your dating deal breakers are,
because there's a trend going viral of people sharing the
funniest dating deal breakers that they have and.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Wanting to listen to Lincoln Park.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
When you do that, it'd be very like, that's not
exactly what I think of as sexy music.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
It feels actually kind of toxic. Yeah really, no, no
I'm not. I'm leaving right now. What are some of
your dating deal breakers?
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Text in four one or six one, somebody said it
might seem kind of strange, but they can't date people
who hate pigeons.
Speaker 6 (43:06):
Why it does sound strange?
Speaker 1 (43:08):
These poorness and birds were betrayed by humanity and people
just look at them like their pests.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Ah, they don't understand it.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
Oh okay, Well that also tells me that you're someone
who's gonna be like thinking every little thing is gonna
be an issue.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah, you're right, Like, are you that sensitive?
Speaker 15 (43:21):
Now?
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Somebody texted in at four one of six one and
said they can't date a guy who wears sandals as
an everyday shoe.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
I get that. Yeah, the occasional sandal is fine. Not
all the time, Yeah, it gets weird.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
It's like, why do we need to see your feet
like that?
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Well it's more than that too, because it's the way
that they walk. They barely let lift their feet up
off the ground. They shuffle everywhere they go, and it's
just this lazy, like oozing.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Yeah, I get it. I'm with that.
Speaker 7 (43:51):
Do you know walking around and sandals.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
I'm just telling you watch You'll see next time you
watch a dude out there and slides or sandals, he
just slides his feet.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
He doesn't even come up. We're going over.
Speaker 6 (44:02):
It looks angry.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
The funniest dating deal breakers that they've ever had. Someone
said that they stopped dating somebody because he made her
dinner and it was just too shrimp.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
That was it. Imagine going to someone's else and it's
just too shrimp dinner.
Speaker 6 (44:18):
Yeah, Like is this a message? Like are you saying
that I need to eat less or whatever? Are you
just a horrible cook?
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Just too shrimp?
Speaker 6 (44:25):
Yeah, it's just weird.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
I mean you get shrimp like I don't ever see
grocery store shrimp being sold with just one time, or
a restaurant.
Speaker 6 (44:35):
You get a restaurant, you get a platter.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
Of shrimp, like it's such a dude thing, though, like
not the same as too shrimp.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
That is definitely fall out there. But I've had a
dude make me dinner.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
Once and it was just a steak by itself, just
a steak, and I'm like, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
A judgment, it was not well rounded.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Somebody texted into four one six one and said I
was dating a guy who had the same name as
my sibling, and as much as I tried, I just could.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Not get over.
Speaker 6 (45:03):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
No, I did. A girl once said the same name
as my mom. I thought it was hilarious. I thought
it was funny. I literally thought it was funny. Her
name was Debbie and my mom's name was Debbie. And
I was like, this is funny.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
And she was like, she was like ten years older
than me at the time too, so she was also
older than me.
Speaker 17 (45:18):
I'm like, this is crazy. Maybe I should bring that up.
I literally like I would crack up every time on
saturd Days, so weird.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
We're going over a list of the funniest dating deal
breakers that people have had somebody texted in at four
one o six one and said, I stopped dating a
guy because he didn't like music at all. Any kind
of music that's weird, and I didn't get why people
liked it at all, Like no music that's strange. I've
never met anybody that doesn't like any music.
Speaker 6 (45:52):
That sounds like something on a spectrum.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
To be honest with you, Well, they say music is
like a universal language, so it's like everyone and anyone.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
That's just a value. It's a value thing at this point. Now,
if you don't value music, then we don't have the
same believe.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Somebody else texted in four one o six point one.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
It said, I can't date somebody if they breathe too loudly,
make sounds or tongue clicking noises, or eat too loudly.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
They have to go basically, no sounds. You don't want
to make any sounds.
Speaker 6 (46:16):
Just shut up to sit there.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
I sound like somebody you would have dated jubile. That's like,
oh he's breathing, I'm annoy Oh.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yeah, I mean I definitely have had that. I think
it was less about the breathing, it's just more about me.
Speaker 18 (46:25):
But but for sure, do you have to breathe at
all alone loudly, because we're going over a trend of
people sharing.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
The funniest dating dating deal breakers that they have text
in for one o six one if you have one.
Somebody said that they've met too many guys who don't
brush their teeth in the morning.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Is that a guy thing? I hope not.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
I don't know, but apparently this person has said they've
met a lot of dudes who don't brush their teeth
in the morning.
Speaker 6 (46:51):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Do you yeah?
Speaker 6 (46:53):
Check out real it'd be weird too if the like
if a woman wasn't doing that.
Speaker 4 (46:58):
But do you brush your teeth in the morning, Freeze,
do you brush your teeth in the morning? Jubil Yeah, definitely,
yes or no answer.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
I just wanted to know, did you smell bad breath
in here?
Speaker 15 (47:06):
Ever?
Speaker 2 (47:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (47:07):
No, man, I don't know if you're saying like there's
bad breath flying around.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Well, it was a generalization. We just wanted to take
a survey with the dudes in the room.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Somebody texted in at four one six one, I said,
I went on a date with a girl in college
who used to who wore the same perfume as my mother.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
Oh that would bother me.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
It turned me on. That's interesting. No, No, that's a
whole different topic, a.
Speaker 6 (47:33):
Whole different therapy session.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Your phone break up, there's every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that. As Nina's What's Trending sid you will.
Speaker 5 (47:40):
Show brought to you by Michael shu being going Auburn.
You're home for machine though, it's time for Nina's What's Trending?
Speaker 4 (47:46):
Well, it is wedding season, so it's only right for
a groom to be trending this morning for the way
that he entered his ceremony is wedding?
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Yeah, I know. I was like, is it a wedding?
Is it a reception?
Speaker 4 (47:56):
I guess his reception specifically, So I will explain in
just a second. So you can start taking notes or
compare all the weddings that you attend and be like,
it's not as anyway.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
You'll see.
Speaker 4 (48:07):
But first, if you're one of those people that decided
to just swear off salad and vegetables because you really
don't want this parasite, I get it. But good news,
you don't have to swear off all veggies, so you
can still get your greens without the stuff.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
So what they are.
Speaker 4 (48:22):
Saying we should be avoiding, if you have not heard yet,
is the bagged lettuce and salad kits berries. What I know,
I knew you were going to really hate that when
Victoria sits in here every single morning and she like
a cute little rabbit that gets berry juice all over
her lips so it looks like she's got lipstick.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
It's just weird.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
With strawberries, blackberries, blueberries, man orrin bet.
Speaker 7 (48:46):
They're so good you can't just I'm not.
Speaker 4 (48:49):
They are so good, and they're packed with the anti.
I mean, they're good for you. But it's just I
knew you're gonna hate that because it brings her so
much joy.
Speaker 7 (48:55):
Well it's not. I'm not gonna stop eating them either, But.
Speaker 4 (48:58):
You know the videos I'm talking about, like on know,
if you ever see him on your U page or whatever,
and your algorithm like the little white rabbit that will
like sit there and eat a strawberry and it like
has and.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
It just goes.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
I wish you could see my face right now, but
it's like it's got its little hands to its mouth
and it's just chomping as fast as it possibly can
to get to the end of it.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
And I feel like that's what you look like when
it's so cute.
Speaker 7 (49:20):
Literally looking up, white rabbit eats raspberry.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
It's so cute.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
Oh side note, Victoria, do you know how many dudes
have been in my DMS to tell me to tell
you that they've.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Got a crush on you? What?
Speaker 4 (49:30):
Yeah, it's just reminded me because you look so cute
when you eat berries.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
And then I remembered, I think Nina does it.
Speaker 7 (49:35):
Having a hard day, so she said.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
But it is true. I'll show you the DMS. We
can see if you're interested.
Speaker 9 (49:39):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
I usually just give them a thumbs up, but maybe
today's the day to shoot your shot.
Speaker 7 (49:48):
I give them a thumbs up and never show you.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Hey, hey, I am always looking.
Speaker 4 (49:53):
Now, that's true, she is having a bad day, But
we're going to turn that sprown upside down.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
The bunny cute. Okay, So you know we all have.
Speaker 4 (50:02):
That one friend moving on to another story, I'm not
talking about Victoria right now. We all have that one
friend who just always seems to be in a relationship,
gets out of one, gets into a new one.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
Well, Ariana Grande is that friend.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
Oh, and she allegedly has gone back to an ex
Ricky Alvarez.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Do you remember Ricky Alvarez.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
He was one of her backup dancers and he was
the guy that she was with during Donutgate.
Speaker 5 (50:25):
That's what we were Me and one of my friends
were talking about this because I thought he's a soccer player.
Speaker 4 (50:31):
Well I think he also played soccer, now that you
say that, I think he did. But this Ricky Alvarez
was her backup dancer at a time, and they remained
really close friends this like over the years. And now
that she's no longer with that guy, I forget his
name for Broadway, Yeah, the Broadway guy. I want to
(50:52):
call him SpongeBob. I know that, I know that's just
not right. But anyway, so allegedly she's gone back to
her Ethan Slater, thank you.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Allegedly she's gone back to Ricky. So, I mean, I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (51:05):
I don't really care if she's in a relationship or
not in a relationship. It's just interesting to identify her
as that one friend, you know, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (51:13):
It's just a really cute soccer player.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
If he was, is he the same one?
Speaker 7 (51:17):
I think he is.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
He plays soccer and dance.
Speaker 5 (51:19):
Yeah, because everyone's talking about how he was her dancer,
but maybe he was also a soccer player at once.
Speaker 7 (51:25):
You know, he doesn't look like a he is very fit,
so he can do book.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
I mean, yeah, of course you can look at that. Okay.
Speaker 4 (51:32):
And lastly, we're gonna be talking about a groom. You know,
when wedding season is around, we're always focused on the brides.
This groom didn't want the bride to steal his shine.
Let me tell you he is trending big time because
he entered his wedding ceremony like James Bond. So this
guy spent twenty four thousand dollars to be James Bond
at his wedding ceremony.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
This happened in Puglia, Italy.
Speaker 11 (51:55):
Whoa.
Speaker 4 (51:55):
And he's of course like super rich and all that
kind of stuff, but he wanted to prize all of
his friends, including his bride. Like if you're the bride
and you want that day to be all about you,
and all of a sudden, your man's like watch this,
I'm coming in like James Bond. Actually I would probably
be impressed.
Speaker 16 (52:13):
You.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
I would love it, would I would I would actually
love that.
Speaker 7 (52:15):
Like that's hot.
Speaker 4 (52:16):
I know she probably thought the same thing. So anyway,
that is what's trending. Are you looking him up now
to Oh you're on that Google?
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Real quick over?
Speaker 5 (52:26):
Yeah, pulled up and everything. There have a video still
here in the background.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Okay, that is what's trending.
Speaker 10 (52:33):
Jules dirty little Secret?
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Hello? Hi, Hey, you have a dirty little secret? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (52:40):
I do?
Speaker 2 (52:41):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 8 (52:43):
So? I'm divorced now?
Speaker 3 (52:46):
And when me and my wife first split up, the separated,
I was kind of like, I guess a little depressed
and stuff. And so then I want to uh do
the bar, and I saw her best friend there and
me and her were just chatting.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
I was telling her.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
Things, and then one so another I ended up looking
up with her best friend.
Speaker 7 (53:08):
Her best friend. How come the best friend went home
with you?
Speaker 6 (53:14):
Told her?
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Because I haven't heard nothing from her. But who was
this recent?
Speaker 3 (53:19):
Well we've been separated for about well we had to
be separated for a year. So we just got her
divorced and stuff finalized not so long ago.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
How did you who was the idea? Was it like?
Who hit on?
Speaker 5 (53:30):
Who?
Speaker 2 (53:30):
You hit on the best friend? Or she hit on you?
How that segue happened, Well, we were just drinking a
lot and.
Speaker 3 (53:37):
We just started chatting and then you know, she started, like,
I guess, kind of touching upon me.
Speaker 8 (53:41):
So it's kind of took the.
Speaker 1 (53:42):
Hints, so all right, so she did, Well, thank you
for telling us you're your little secret.
Speaker 8 (53:48):
Are you welcome?
Speaker 1 (53:51):
What's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (53:53):
Text Shoe bol So four one O six one
Breaking news right here on The Jewel Show, a California
highway patrol dog detected two million dollars worth of cocaine
at a stop recently.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh, it's the.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
First time that must cocaine has been sniffed in California
since Charlie Sheen was making happen.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
On The Jule Show. And it's signed for Real News
or Fake News?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
The segment where I read a news story from the
week that's gone viral and you have to tell me
if it's a real news story or a fake one
that people actually believed. Here's your first headline for real
news or fake news. Companies begin serving targeted ads directly
to your door in a bold news step toward maximum personalization.
(00:42):
Several major tech companies aown a revolutionary advertising model this week,
sending actual human beings to wherever you are to deliver
ads in person. After years of tracking history, location data,
shopping habits, et cetera, companies are now planning to serve
ads with laser precision. The new system uses data to
(01:02):
dispatch brand ambassadors to places that you frequently visit. So
if you spend time in the snack out at the
grocery store, a random stranger may approach you holding a
family sized bag of chips and begin listing the limited
time offers. If you pause too long looking at vitamins,
all of a sudden, representative will materialize beside you and
begin describing probiotic benefits.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Some companies are even having.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Doorstep delivery ads, where trained marketers knock on your door
to read sponsorship content directly to you for a long time,
instead of just being the ads that are served on
your phone that are creepy. Right now, you'll just be
out and someone will be like, those oreos look delicious
and did you know they're on sale today?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Well, I'm thinking about the Gucci model that could be
showing up at my door.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
And I'm like, Okay, you like this.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Anchorithm real story or a fake news story when you
do it, I'm gonna go with fake fake.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I just feel like you can't do that.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Victoria's is a real new story or a fake news story?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah, I say, you're looking.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
At me, Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I mean I could see this happening the way that
they target ads, and I was crazy. It's all about
marketing anyway. Producer Freeze, is this a real news story
or a fake news story, companies begin serving targeted ads
directly to your door or wherever you're at.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
I think it's real because it's like the antithesis of
everything being AI and impersonal.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
That's a good point.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Companies are probably like, we need to get you know,
personable human interaction behind this product.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, well it is a fake news story. People did
believe it.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It was shared over twenty million times with people actually
planning protests and writing to Congress about privacy issues. Honestly,
I could definitely see companies doing that. It's real news
or fake news segment where I read a news headline
from the week that's gone viral and you to see
if you can figure out if it's a real news
story or a fake one that people actually believed.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Here's the next headline for real news or fake news.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Scientists say that just thinking about working out can actually make.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You more fit.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Here's the surprising claim.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
A study suggests that simply imagining yourself exercising can have
measurable physical benefits, potentially similar to actually working out. Your
research behind it, Researchers at Ohio State University studied how
the brain affects muscle strength and movement. Participants had their
risks immobilize and casts for four weeks so that their
(03:39):
muscles would be weakened from lack of use. One group
was instructed to imagine themselves doing strong muscle contractions like
lifting weights for about eleven minutes a day, five days
a week. The other group did nothing. The surprising result,
the group that practice mental imagery retains significantly more muscle
strength than the group that did nothing.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
No.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Researchers found they were roughly twice as strong as the
non imagining group at the end of the experiment.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Why they say it works.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
The brains motor cortex plays a big role in controlling muscles,
and mentally rehearsing movements can activate those neural pathways even
without physical movement.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Is this a real New story or a fake one?
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Nina?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I wish this was real, but I'm gonna go with fake.
I just can't imagine.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, Victoria, you think is real or fake that you
can just think about working out and you'd be more fit.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
No, that's fake that, that's not how that.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Works, Okay, Producer Freeze. Is this a real New story
or fake news story?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Scientists say that just thinking about working out can make
you more fit.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Exhibit a look at me. It's fake.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Right, that is a real news story.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Why visualizing yourself working out can actually help make you stronger.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Different than I do right now, Please create a meditation
for this. Let's get fit by meditating. I'm here for that.
You can learn a lot of things just by visualizing.
It is crazy. Here's your next headline for real news
or fake news?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
A segment where I read a news story that's gone
viral this week and you have to see if you
can tell whether it's a real news story or a
fake one that people actually believe. Kentucky Meat Shower Festival.
So one hundred and fifty years. It's the Kentucky Meat
Shower Festival celebrates one hundred.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
And fifty years.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
It's not a meat festival, a meat shower, meat festival,
meat shower festival.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
The meat shower is something that happened on March third,
eighteen seventy six, near Olympia Springs in Beth County, Kentucky.
For several minutes late in the morning, chunks of meat
fell from the sky over an area roughly one hundred
by fifty yards, so that's a big area.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
A football field yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
One witness says that she was outside making soap on
her porch and it looked like it was snowing meat.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
It was so long ago they were making soap on
their porch.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Pieces that range from small flakes to chunks several inches wide.
And they've never been able to figure out why there
was a.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Meat shower all of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
In Kentucky have a festival every year and it's back baby.
The Kentucky Meat Shower Festival celebrates one hundred and fifty years.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Nina, Is that a real news story or a fake one?
Can this be real? I'm gonna go with the real.
I would love to attend a meat.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Shower Victoria State, Kentucky Meat Shower celebrates one hundred and
fifty years.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Is that true or a fake story?
Speaker 7 (06:29):
It's fake. This isn't floudy with the chance of meatball
is like a meat shower thing.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
It's happy. It's fake.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Producer Freeze. The Kentucky Meat Shower celebrates one hundred and
fifty years.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Is that true or false?
Speaker 6 (06:41):
I love steak too, but I'm not eating one that
falls out of the sky. I'm gonna say it's fake.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
All right, Well, the story is one hundred percent true.
Ye hundreds there was a random everybody's googling now meat shower.
Meat just fell out of the sky. Scientists examined samples
after the event, and their studies found that the meat
was a mixture of muscle tissue, lung tissue, and cartilage.
(07:06):
The fighting is also indicated that it came from an animal,
though the exact species never determined. Early guesses would be beef,
lamb deer, bear, or horse.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
So something exploded me.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
So there was this.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Meat falling from the sky out of nowhere in Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
That's crazy.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
That's really disturbing.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Real news or fake news at the same time. Every
single weekday morning, your phone break up is every single
hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming up
right after this, and then right after that, it's Nana's
what's trending, It's the Jewbill Show.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
It's another jebile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Hello, Yes, Hello, Thapoteau collar from travel. I was looking
for Charlotte.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Hey, Charlotte, how you doing? Youre getting all excited for
your trip to Pairs tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I am I'm very and you've looked over the itinerary.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
We have planned some great excursions for y'all and going
to be a fantastic trip.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, I looked over it. Everything looks really great, wonderful.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
So we are going to be picking you up from
the Fort Smith Regional Airport and then you'll be whisked away.
It's just about a forty minute drive to Paris where
you'll be staying.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I'm sorry, Fort Smith, Yes, Fort Smith Regional Airport.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I know it's a small airport, but it's the closest
one actually to Paris, Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
So what made you choose?
Speaker 9 (08:23):
Whoa wha wha wait wait wait wait wait, yes, no, no,
I think you're looking at the wrong itinerary.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It's Paris, France, Arkansas.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Well, it is funny that there's this town in Arkansas
that's called Paris and there is a Paris in France. Yes,
but you are booked to go to Paris, Arkansas tomorrow.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
No, no, no, no, no, I'm going to Paris.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Why did you choose Paris, Arkansas for this vacation?
Speaker 7 (08:46):
I didn't you have to fix this?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
We leave tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yes, you do leave tomorrow, that's correct, And like I said,
we've arranged a fabulous shuttle to pick you up at
the Fort Smith Regional Airport. It's about a forty minute
drive to the hotel in a minute.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yes, no, yes, sure.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
But the reservation that you sent me that there's a
view of the Eiffel Tower everything, yes, describes Paris.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yes, the view of the Eiffel Tower Park, which is
the main attraction in Paris, Arkansas. And we've actually arranged
two for you later on that day.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Jed will pick you up and then we'll take you
over to the park and of walk you around, show
yo all the benches.
Speaker 9 (09:25):
I don't Jeb is going to pick me up and
show me benches.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yes, the Eiffel Tower Park, it's the main attraction in Paris, Arkansas,
and they have some fabulous seating areas.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
He's going to.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Walk you around, show you some of the benches and
you can see it, and then you're just gonna be
on your own for a little while.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Who you traveling with, by the way, No.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
My husband and I are going to Paris frank Arkansas. Yes, okay,
Look I'm looking at the confirmation for the reservation.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Where is Jared.
Speaker 9 (09:56):
That's the person that sent me the correct reservation.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I need need to talk to him.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Oh, well, he does not work here anymore. This has
since been passed to me. We found out that Jared
was not actually booking things for people. He was sinning itineraries,
but they weren't real, so they passed along to me.
They said, you need to book this trip to Paris asap.
So I went ahead and just did everything, And now
I just wanted to go.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
You did everything wrong.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
It's wrong.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
It doesn't sound like you're given Paris, Arkansas enough of
a chance.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
I don't want to go to Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Did you leave the country? Is it Arkansas? That's for lovers?
What is it on the license plate? Which license plate
is it that's for lovers?
Speaker 8 (10:36):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I thought it was Paris, but maybe it's Pennsylvania. Either way,
it should be very romantic.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
No, I'm not going to Paris, Arkansas to walk around
some park to look at benches with some guy named
jeb and a romantic dinner at Denny's and we stay
at the Motel.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Six, no, sing, Okay, Well, then I'll just let you
know that this is a prank phone call. This is
actually Dubil from the Jebel Show doing a phone prank
on you.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
And your husband Devin set you up. Oh my god,
he said that you guys leave. Tom wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I was like, no, I was freaking out. I'm like,
I've been planning for this and looking.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
Forward to this.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Oh my god. Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.
We say, Mornings on the Twenties, brought to.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
You by Muckel Shooting.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Go in Auburn.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
You're home from Machino. It's time for Nina's what's trending well?
Speaker 4 (11:32):
On celebration of World Emoji Day, there are nine new
emojis that are about to drop, and I know you
are going to be so happy about one of them specifically,
and I'll tell you what it is coming up in
just a second. But first, oh my gosh, have you
heard about Jimmithy? So the New York Post runs this headline,
right and it says, mutant creature named Jimothy stock Seattle
(11:53):
and becomes local celebrity.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
I really thought about Timothy.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Tell me, no, jimmthee is the name of this like
it's like a little it's like a little mutant raccoon.
I don't like to call him a mutant because apparently
he's got short spine syndrome so that you have to
look it up.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
So it's a rat. He's a raccoon, but he looks
like not of this world.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
And he's like scattering around in people's yards all over
the city. And so people are now following this journey
of Jimothy, and so you'll see people outside being like.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Oh, there he is.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
He decided to bless us with his presence on our anniversary. Like,
so maybe Jimothy is now like this this lucky charm
if you actually get to spot him in the wild.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Are you looking at him right now?
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Yeah, but there's like it's him, and there's a musician well,
also named Jimothy, So when you look him up, you
have to type raccoon after it.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Well yeah, so obviously I hope you get that because
I said raccoon with a short spine syndrome.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
Jimiothy. He's a musician.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
But I didn't know there was a Jimathy musician either,
So please distinguish between the two and know that Jimothy
is the only picture of him. No, there are videos
all over social media Jimothy is popping off in the
Seattle area. I mean, I can just see people driving
from all over to try to have a Jimothy spotting
Oh dear pop a gummy and be like, well, wait
for you.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Jimothy, God, I would love to see me so cute.
It's just like one of those things. It's so ugly,
it's cute, you know.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Yeah, a lot of pictures of just regular raccoons come
out and they are really cute.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Okay, no, it's the one with the short spine syndrome.
You'll know it when you see it, because you're gonna go,
what the is that? So anyway, please look up Jimothy
and feel the love stars are just like us, specifically
Tom Holland. He has a boy crush on Earling Holland,
the soccer star. So it's pretty hilarious because Tom Holland
(13:45):
was talking about how he like tried to hang out
with them because he's like, I'm famous, you're famous, Like
why can't we be boys?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Right?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Like why can't we have a bromance? But the funny
part is is Earling Holland had no idea who he was,
and so you're like, I don't know, but.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
All of us feel Tom Holland.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
It's okay, I know, right, be normal for a second.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Yeah, But of course after he talked about it on
Jimmy Fallon, Earling realized who he was and was like,
oh my bad, I accept your dinner invitation now. So
I guess all you gotta do is go on Jimmy
Fallon and be like I love you, and then okay,
magic happens easy.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Well, at least it did for Tom Holland. So but
I love that.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
I love a good bromance because I think guys need
good friends. So when you guys get excited about being
friends with somebody, it's I love to see it.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I love to see it.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
And lastly, you're gonna love to see Pickle emojis all
over the place because.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
It's finally arrived.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Already I thought we did too, but apparently there's a
new Pickle that's arriving with nine new emojis to celebrate
World Emoji Day. We're gonna get a cracked smiling face.
We're gonna get a net with a.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
Handle like you're catching like a fish or something.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Yeah, like you could be catching anything, a monarch, butter fly,
a meteor, a pickle, a lighthouse, an e racer. And
then there's gonna be one of those left thumb right
thumb things where it's like this guy, Like you point
at yourself with two thumbs like this guy, So you're
gonna get two thumbs coming for you.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Pickle.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
We already had a pickle. This pickle just looks less real.
It looks reminds you of the one from SpongeBob.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Okay, so maybe it's cooler. Not nope, you know it's
going to be abused anyways. So that's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
It's cracked.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
Fasic guy just looks annoyed.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Well that's what he's supposed to be supposed to be,
like I'm fine, but I'm not actually fine.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
So it's like you Victoria today.
Speaker 10 (15:40):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Can't wait to use it?
Speaker 7 (15:44):
Well and with that, this is the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I can keep talking. You want to go back to Jimothy.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
No, it's just wrong button, okay?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
And to catch Teters after this you're doing great.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
It's I love you, Yes.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Time to catch a cheater Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Candace is on the phone today for to catch Cheater
and she's been with her boyfriend for four years, but
now she thinks that he might be cheating. So we'll
see if we can help her out. Candace, are you're
going through it? But what's up?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Why do you think that your boyfriend Zach is cheating
on you?
Speaker 11 (16:19):
I just have a feeling he's he's been taking all
these odd jobs, and he's like always out, really late
at night, and he's been a little bit possessive of his.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
Phone and like.
Speaker 11 (16:35):
And I you know, he's taking these jobs, but he's
not really showing me any extra money. There's no there
doesn't seem to be any extra money around does.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
He normally takes side jobs, like.
Speaker 11 (16:48):
He does construction, so he like his friends have extra
side jobs for him all the time, and he has
done it before, but not like this much like he's
always out. The one thing that weird to me out
was that he was like on the phone with his
brother and he said something and I just like, it
(17:09):
just creeped me out. He actually he didn't know when
I was home at the time. So he said that
she said if I touched it, that she'll scream. What
And then he laughed.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
So he said that somebody said if if your boyfriend
touched it, she'd scream, and then he laughed, oh.
Speaker 12 (17:32):
Yeah, And then.
Speaker 11 (17:35):
He said that he did, and boy was she? Was
she right?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
He did touch it?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
What I mean, I understand the jumping to conclusions and
assuming what that may mean, because I kind of am
thinking it too, But could it be her garden?
Speaker 11 (17:58):
I don't think it was at least a literal garden,
because I heard him say that, like, oh, should I
just tell Candice I'm not coming home? And then he
laughed again.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Oh oh oh, okay, yeah, that adds something else to it.
So he was talking about touching something some woman would scream.
Then he did, and she was right, And he was thinking,
should I just call my girlfriend and tell her I'm
not coming home after that?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
After whatever he touched? Yeah, that's ketchy, that's that is sketchy.
You told us what grocery store. He's a rewards card
Maan Bratt.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
So we'll play a song come back, and then call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
delivered from our flooral apartment and will he be sends
those to you or to somebody else? Okay, all right,
we'll get your sketch cheater. Next, it's the Jubile Show.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
It's time take Catch a Cheater on the show.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
In the middle of to Catch a Cheater, if you're
us joining us, Candace is on the phone, and Candace
thinks that her boyfriend of four years might be cheating.
So we're about to call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he's an Awards card member
at and tell him that every single month, we choose
one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from
our floral apartment, and we'll see if he sends those
to his girlfriend Candace or to somebody else. But before
(19:19):
we do that, Candace, why don't you just recap your
situation for us again real quick.
Speaker 11 (19:23):
Well, my boyfriend and I have been together for four years,
and he's taking a lot of side jobs and I'm
not really seeing any extra money. And he had this
really weird phone call brother where he was touching something
and that she loved it or something, and we got together.
(19:45):
It was like a unique situation, but we were like
cheating on his partner, right, and like we got together
that way, So you know, it's in the back of
my mind for sure.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, all right, Well, are you ready for us to
call him and see if we can figure it out.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, okay, here we go.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Hi, this is Corbet calling from grocers. I was looking
for our rewards card member named Zach. Yes, this is
hey Zach.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. You're this month's winner.
We're all clapping for you here in the offices and
thank you so much for your business.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Congrats.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
Okay, where did I win?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Oh? Maybe you don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card member at
random who gets a free gift from us, and it's
flowers deliver from our Florida department, absolutely free. You've won
thirty six long stem red roses, a box of candy
or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody
that you want, absolutely free, and it's.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
A thank you.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Super easy. How it works.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I will not ask you for any credit card information,
no purchase necessary. I can actually handle this over the
phone very easily, in just a couple of minutes. If
you have time right now, I can do right now.
We can also set up a time where I can
call you back, and you're always welcome to come down
to the store.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Whatever is easier for you.
Speaker 8 (21:07):
Uh, okay, yeah right now, oh great, okay, perfect.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
The first thing I would need from you would be
the first and last name of the person that you
want to send them to, and then if you want
to put anything on a card, and then after that
we'll get the address and that's it.
Speaker 8 (21:23):
Yeah, I'll send them.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
To Leticia Letitia. Yeah, okay, got that. All right, So
these flowers to Letitia, and do you want to put
a card with it?
Speaker 8 (21:39):
Yeah? Say, I hope it was worth the scream. Thanks
for taking care of me like you did.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Hope it was worth the scream. Thank you for taking
care of me like you did. That's sound correct, Yeah,
got it? Okay, great, thank you so much for that.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
And now I'll let you know. This is a radio show, Zach.
It's called The Jewbil Show.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah. Hi, I mean hi, I'm Victoria and my name
is Jubal. How are you?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Uh what?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah, So we do a segment on the show called
to Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant
other might be cheating, you see what they send flowers to.
And your girlfriend Candae is on the phone and probably
wants to know who Letitia is.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Why is she screaming?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Bro?
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Uh? I'm sorry what I'm so confused?
Speaker 11 (22:32):
Yeah, hey, what is going on? Doc?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (22:38):
Yeah, I'm listening to to Letitia. Who's that.
Speaker 13 (22:44):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
You know?
Speaker 11 (22:45):
Is that the side job that you're talking about?
Speaker 7 (22:49):
Is it?
Speaker 11 (22:49):
Because you can be on your you've got the public forum.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Now.
Speaker 11 (22:55):
You were so happy to tell jokes to your brother
about it. Now you can tell everybody.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Jokes to my brother. What are you talking about?
Speaker 11 (23:05):
I was home when you were joking with your brother
about this girl screaming when you touched her, And now
you're joking about it again for this grocery store, and
you're okay airing all of that out to everybody, But
you're not gonna admit that you're cheating on me.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
WHOA, I am not cheating. I know it might seem
like that, but I'm not. I am not cheating.
Speaker 11 (23:30):
You told your brother that you're that you should tell
your girlfriend you're not coming home? What is that about?
Speaker 8 (23:40):
Yeah? If you if you heard that out of context,
it does sound really bad. Yeah. Sorry, that's super crazy sounding.
But can I explain what actually is happening?
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (23:56):
Yeah, yeah, I'd love how you would like to explain
how touching a girl and making her scream and not
coming home to your girlfriend is not cheating. And you're
sending flowers to some woman Litericia saying hope it was
worth the scream? What am I supposed to think?
Speaker 8 (24:14):
I can assure you I'm not cheating. Leticia. Is this
woman that I'm doing an electrician job for that I
was at this past weekend.
Speaker 14 (24:26):
She's like, sixty, I promise, I promise it's not both.
Speaker 8 (24:34):
This is actually real. I can prove it to you.
I was wiring a light fixture and she didn't know
that I had turned the power off for the whole house.
There's an exposed wire and yeah, she was like, don't
touch that, like I'm gonna scream if you do, and
I was sort of just annoyed. So I did, and
(24:55):
like she screamed, and it was like I was sort
of just messing with her.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
So that's why you're sending her flowers today?
Speaker 8 (25:02):
Yeah, I'm sending her flowers because she gave us like
a thousand dollars tip.
Speaker 11 (25:11):
Oh oh, I haven't seen any of that extra money
go into our account.
Speaker 15 (25:15):
So what's that I made. I made a separate account.
I'm saving for a vacation for us, and I was
gonna surprise you. And that's easy to prove because I
can just show you the account, and Candice like me
making that lady scream actually might be the thing that's
(25:39):
sending us to Cabo.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah yeah, all right, well, Candace, are you gonna let
them try to prove it to you?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Do you believe him?
Speaker 11 (25:54):
Jah, I'd love to see the receipts.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
We'll see, Okay, Well, I hope you like go on dedication, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Zach, I hope, I hope you're being truthful.
Speaker 8 (26:05):
I am, I have nothing to hide.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
He sounds some accountability there, though, like he didn't push
it off. So just show her those receipts. Yeah, and
stop making old Lady's screen that.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
The Jewels shows to catch a cheater?
Speaker 12 (26:21):
Am I some sort of mentally challenged airhead?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
No? Not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 6 (26:28):
It was like, why am I even listening to you?
Speaker 12 (26:30):
To begin with your virgin who can't try?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia. And let's meet today's contesting for you, rus
Victoria Bianca what's up, Bianca?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
How are you?
Speaker 8 (26:50):
How are you doing good?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Thank you for asking. You're ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 11 (26:57):
I think so.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
Yes, I'm hearing myself.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yes, there you go. Confidence always helps.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Do you take Bianca as your competitor in this game?
I do, Bianca. Do you take Victoria as your competitor
in this game?
Speaker 13 (27:15):
You do?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Pronounce? You pronounce your competitor. May Victoria leave the room?
All right? Victoria is leaving the room. And while she
leaves it, here's all the game is played. Bianca.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Austin Richard Post is the real name of Watch musical artist.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
What does HTTP stand for?
Speaker 12 (27:54):
Oher tech? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:01):
In Greek mythology, who is the god of the sea?
Speaker 13 (28:06):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (28:08):
How long?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
How long?
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Is the US Senator's term for all right?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Got that in.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's
getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, here's
a question for your Bianka. If you had to legally
change your name to a flavor. What flavor would you choose?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
And why.
Speaker 10 (28:31):
Gosh, I'm gonna go with Moose tracks, with what delicious
Moose tracks?
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Like Moose track, Moose Track? Oh okay it Ben and
Jerry's ice ceam. Oh yeah, it's kind of all kinds
metep in it.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Victoria, if you had to legally change your name to
a flavor, what would it be?
Speaker 14 (28:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (28:54):
I really like cookies and cream.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Also like Rocky Road because I feel like sometimes it
kind of just like goes all over the place like
this accurate, like and I was like you find nuts
in it.
Speaker 7 (29:03):
Sometimes you're just like, WHOA, what the heck's going.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
On right now? It's like a metaphor for your life
or Rocky Road.
Speaker 7 (29:06):
Yeah, honestly, bring.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Al right, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
passed and Bianca has you have and you have to
Bianca outright to win and Bianca you can tell Victoria
when to go.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Okay ready.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Austin Richard Post is the real name of which musical artist. Wait, huh,
Austin Richard Post is the name of which musical artist.
Speaker 11 (29:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
All I can think it was like Freddiemyrkree. That's not true, though,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Next, Yeah, that's what does HTTP stand for?
Speaker 5 (29:42):
HPP HGPH hot topic?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
It was HTTP? But okay? In Greek mythology, who is
the god of the sea? Oh, that's like we.
Speaker 7 (29:53):
Put like with your websites.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
And her last question, send it over the scoreboard and
see what happened with our scoreboard.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
Producer Freeze had two and Victoria had absolutely none.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Congratulations. Let's get the answers now with Nina Austin Richard
post is post malone gets? I mean it's in anyway?
HTT fully the name clear here.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
HTTP stands for Hypertext Transfer Protocol. In Greek mythology, Poseidon
is the god of the c and the US that one, well,
we didn't get there.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Actually I asked it to you, but you weren't listening.
Thought it was HTP. I was thinking of h m
L or ht L the TML. Cool story, bro, do
you know what that sounds for? No, I'm pretty sure
you said too. Yeah, how you said that as well? Well?
Speaker 7 (30:57):
Great?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Do you know how long a US senator term its?
Speaker 5 (31:01):
The senators are therefore, well, this one was six years,
I mean six, it's two four six.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Six. But me, I don't like this, you know.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
I think my issue is that I'm trying to also
get my cold group because I haven't had my coffee yet.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
And this is because the challenge.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Of that what you've been doing this whole time I've
been wondering I've been doing fiddling was something.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
From where I'm sitting, it looks like you're putting your
hands in pants, the plastic off.
Speaker 7 (31:28):
But then I realized I still can't open the bottle.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
It is like a little kid who has to put
your hands in your face the bathroom in.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
Just a seconds where I wasn't doing that.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I didn't want to call you out or anything, but.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
I realized I can't even open it.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
You was all right, Your phone brank happens every single
hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming up
right after this, and then right after that. It's Nina's
what's trending. It's the Jewbile show.
Speaker 7 (31:50):
How was the mind world?
Speaker 4 (31:51):
It was a mind world, a mind world like whirl
swirl Swirl. I apologize. That's the mind to say all
is everywhere.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
Road first date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury
Attorneys online at advocatesla dot com.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Riley is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Milo.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if it tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe
get her a second date. But first, Riley, why do
you think you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 12 (32:28):
Honestly, I can't really pinpoint it.
Speaker 16 (32:32):
We had an amazing date, you know, I thought we
really had good chemistry. But the only thing I can
come up with is like maybe one small giraffe related misunderstanding.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Everything giraffe related misunderstanding.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Okay, okay, guys arguing about girafts mean like, yeah, how
did a giraffe in your date?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
In an argument?
Speaker 13 (33:02):
Well, we started at.
Speaker 16 (33:03):
A rooftop bar on our day and we were having,
you know, some drinks and we were just really getting along,
and then we ended our day at a petting zoo
fundraiser that was like happening nearby.
Speaker 13 (33:17):
I mean, it was a.
Speaker 12 (33:18):
Really such a great date.
Speaker 16 (33:20):
Like I'm our chemistry was unreal, and but I did
almost get us kicked out for attempting to quote unquote
release and kidnap an animal. Okay, okay, you know this
is ridiculous.
Speaker 13 (33:40):
I didn't try to.
Speaker 16 (33:41):
Kidnap an animal. I was just trying to pat it
and hang out with it. And it was this really
sweet giraffe named Kevin, and honestly, it just did not
deserve to be in this cage, in this petting zoo,
I mean, for people's entertainment. It was just like such
an amazing creature, honestly.
Speaker 11 (34:02):
And so.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yeah, yes, we were saying.
Speaker 13 (34:08):
That, and yeah I did.
Speaker 16 (34:11):
I yes, I did try to release.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
And you guys got kicked off, say kidnapped.
Speaker 16 (34:18):
Well, we almost got kicked out. Milo was laughing the
entire time. And we had like such a great date.
He even kissed me good night. It was just a
good date, like we were, I don't know, really vibing.
And I texted him the next day and got nothing.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
All right, Well, we'll see if we can figure it
out for you, if it was the giraffe incident or not.
We'll play a song come back and then call him
and see if he tells why he's ghosting you and
maybe get you a second date.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Okay, okay, okay, we'll get your first day follow up
right after.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
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Speaker 1 (34:56):
Right in the middle of your first day follow up
if you're just joining us, Riley is on the phone
and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Milo.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
So we're about to call him and.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
See if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her a second date. But before we do that, Riley,
why don't you catch us up again on why you
think you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 16 (35:13):
You know, after our amazing date, we ended up at
this fundraiser and I tried to release this amazing giraffe
named Kevin.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
So he didn't actually get released though, right, I mean.
Speaker 16 (35:30):
No, he didn't. We were just like patting it and.
Speaker 12 (35:33):
We were just trying to figure out a way to
get it out.
Speaker 8 (35:36):
But it didn't.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
We didn't really and you did almost get kicked out
because we did.
Speaker 16 (35:41):
Yeah, it was all in good fun. We were all
still having fun.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Okay, All right, well, here we go.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I'm gonna call Milo right now and see if he'll
tell us why he's ghosting you.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
It was a giraff or not. Here we go, Hi,
I speak to.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
My Oh please, Oh yeah, this is Milo, Hey Milo,
how are you. This is a radio show. It's called
The Jewbil Show. I'm I'm Victoria and.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
My name is.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Nice to meet you. Have you ever listened to the
Jebel Show before?
Speaker 8 (36:16):
Uh? No, not not much?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Not much? Okay? Cool?
Speaker 8 (36:19):
Probably I'm probably it a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
All right, probably? Sweet. Well.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
I don't know if you've heard these, but we do
a segment on our show that's called the First Date
follow Up. That's where if you go out on a
date and you end up ghosting somebody, that person can
email us to call you and ask why you're ghosting them.
And we got an email about you, Milo from somebody
named Riley, and she says she really likes your date,
but she doesn't understand why you're ghosting her. Would you
mind telling us?
Speaker 8 (36:46):
Yeah, I get it. It's very strange.
Speaker 14 (36:50):
So basically, I think I thought that she found her
soulmate on our date, but it was.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Not me.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Her soulmate. What makes you say that?
Speaker 8 (37:05):
Well, she, uh, she made a real connection, you see.
Speaker 14 (37:08):
So we we we met at the bar.
Speaker 8 (37:10):
But then we went to this uh like petting zoo
front raiser thing that was that was real book bike.
Speaker 13 (37:15):
Fun, that was it was me.
Speaker 14 (37:18):
But then Riley, she just becomes obsessed with this giraft
named Kevin. Like she was talking to Kevin for like
over an hour and just like acting like it's like
her best friend, and you know, she kept like introducing
me and other people to Kevin as though like they
she had known him forever.
Speaker 8 (37:39):
And it was very odd, you know, and then.
Speaker 14 (37:42):
Talk like, yeah, deeper conversation than what we were even acting.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
She told us a little bit about the giraffe, and
she thought that might that might have been the reason
that you're ghosting her.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
So that is the reason. That's the giraffe.
Speaker 14 (37:59):
Well, I mean it's the excavation that that really got
It got very weird. W she like she started grabbing
the gate and trying to open it and like like trying.
Speaker 8 (38:11):
To get it to cub loose and everything, and she
just kept.
Speaker 14 (38:13):
Yelling follow your dreams, Kevin, trying to get him to
like run free, you know. But then like she got
when she got the gate opened, like the drafts not
totally stood there.
Speaker 8 (38:24):
He was not trying to get out.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
The draft was just hanging out, Like why is this
lady trying to get me, I mean.
Speaker 14 (38:31):
As much of a connection as the two of the bat.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
I think Kevin was like this is this is a red.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Flag for me even you know.
Speaker 14 (38:37):
But yeah, she essentially the kitty guards came in and
you know, they got involved because of you know, her
opening the gate and yelling for animals to run away.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
You know, and uh yeah, yeah, she was yelling about
how they needed to like escape corporate agriculture.
Speaker 16 (38:58):
And Okay, Milo, that is not how it happened at all.
That is not how it happened.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yes, she's on the phone and wants to talk to you,
and apparently that's not how it happened.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Jafs are such large animals. How is all this playing
now anyway?
Speaker 13 (39:18):
Well, I'm I mean, I mean, yes, he's I.
Speaker 16 (39:22):
Still stand by that Kevin should not have been in
that cage. He should have been set free, and I
stand by.
Speaker 12 (39:27):
That, I really do.
Speaker 16 (39:29):
But like I was not just talking to the giraffe
for over an hour. You and I were hanging out
with him, and I thought that you were on the
same page with me, that like, oh.
Speaker 12 (39:39):
He's such a sweet, compassionate animal.
Speaker 16 (39:42):
Like like, well, we're.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
In a zoo.
Speaker 14 (39:45):
There's kids around and you're trying to bang on these
bars and break up, which was insay, I can't believe
you got the date open.
Speaker 13 (39:52):
Yeah, I mean everyone was looking at.
Speaker 12 (39:53):
Me like kids a giraffe walking freely around.
Speaker 16 (39:57):
Like that would have been magical.
Speaker 14 (40:00):
Look, you're so crazy, Like if everyone was looking at
you like you're crazy because you were crazy.
Speaker 8 (40:05):
I mean, I can't stand up to the security guard.
Speaker 14 (40:08):
You know, you were in the wrong, and like, you know,
we just met and you're going off, you know, tried
to fall in love with his giraffe. Was it was
not much to me?
Speaker 16 (40:16):
No, no, no, you were at the time.
Speaker 12 (40:20):
Well then this is like.
Speaker 16 (40:21):
A flip of the script because it's at the time
you were like, yes, this seems sad that Kevin's in
this cave, like you just you know, did not agree
that he was in there. So now what you're that
person supporting petting zoos I mean crating.
Speaker 8 (40:38):
Of course, I was agreed with you.
Speaker 16 (40:40):
You're captured, like they're cute, key, but they used to
be free.
Speaker 8 (40:48):
I mean he's been raised in captivity for birth.
Speaker 14 (40:51):
Like we got listening when they were telling us all
of this stuff.
Speaker 12 (40:54):
I mean you have like what if someone what if
someone locked my lad, what if someone.
Speaker 8 (41:00):
Lock you up?
Speaker 16 (41:00):
And like there were specific days that people could come
and like pot you and touch you and take pictures
of you in your tiny little cage, like you wouldn't
like it.
Speaker 14 (41:12):
Trust me, if you know either one, if any of
us were going to be locked up, it would tepitally
be you.
Speaker 16 (41:20):
Okay, so fine, you think I'm crazy or whatever, But
like there were little kids.
Speaker 13 (41:23):
Elementary school kids in there.
Speaker 16 (41:25):
Like tugging on the animals cats.
Speaker 12 (41:27):
How would you like it if.
Speaker 16 (41:29):
Somebody tugged on your teeth?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (41:33):
On that note, Riley or Mila, would you like to
go on another day with Riley for her?
Speaker 6 (41:41):
No?
Speaker 14 (41:42):
I think I'm okay, Yeah, I'm pretty sure I don't
really need anybody tugging on my teeth.
Speaker 13 (41:50):
You know, it's fine.
Speaker 16 (41:50):
I thought I wanted a second date.
Speaker 12 (41:52):
But not anymore. Honestly, my little.
Speaker 16 (41:54):
I thought you were kind and sweet and.
Speaker 12 (41:56):
An animal lover, just like me. But it just turns out.
Speaker 16 (41:59):
Like you're judgmental and you hate animals and you.
Speaker 13 (42:05):
Age dating and you're like, yeah, yeah, I did.
Speaker 16 (42:17):
I called you a And you know what, Kevin would agree.
Speaker 12 (42:20):
With me, you will first date, follow up.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
I dumped a guy because every time we did stuff
he wanted to listen to Lincoln Park. A text message
we just got in at four to one oh six
one because I asked you what your dating deal breakers are,
because there's a trend going viral of people sharing the
funniest dating deal breakers that they have and.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Wanting to listen to Lincoln Park.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
When you do that, it'd be very like, that's not
exactly what I think of as sexy music.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
It feels actually kind of toxic. Yeah really, no, no
I'm not. I'm leaving right now. What are some of
your dating deal breakers?
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Text in four one or six one, somebody said it
might seem kind of strange, but they can't date people
who hate pigeons.
Speaker 6 (43:06):
Why it does sound strange?
Speaker 1 (43:08):
These poorness and birds were betrayed by humanity and people
just look at them like their pests.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Ah, they don't understand it.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
Oh okay, Well that also tells me that you're someone
who's gonna be like thinking every little thing is gonna
be an issue.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah, you're right, Like, are you that sensitive?
Speaker 15 (43:21):
Now?
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Somebody texted in at four one of six one and
said they can't date a guy who wears sandals as
an everyday shoe.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
I get that. Yeah, the occasional sandal is fine. Not
all the time, Yeah, it gets weird.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
It's like, why do we need to see your feet
like that?
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Well it's more than that too, because it's the way
that they walk. They barely let lift their feet up
off the ground. They shuffle everywhere they go, and it's
just this lazy, like oozing.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Yeah, I get it. I'm with that.
Speaker 7 (43:51):
Do you know walking around and sandals.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
I'm just telling you watch You'll see next time you
watch a dude out there and slides or sandals, he
just slides his feet.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
He doesn't even come up. We're going over.
Speaker 6 (44:02):
It looks angry.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
The funniest dating deal breakers that they've ever had. Someone
said that they stopped dating somebody because he made her
dinner and it was just too shrimp.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
That was it. Imagine going to someone's else and it's
just too shrimp dinner.
Speaker 6 (44:18):
Yeah, Like is this a message? Like are you saying
that I need to eat less or whatever? Are you
just a horrible cook?
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Just too shrimp?
Speaker 6 (44:25):
Yeah, it's just weird.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
I mean you get shrimp like I don't ever see
grocery store shrimp being sold with just one time, or
a restaurant.
Speaker 6 (44:35):
You get a restaurant, you get a platter.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
Of shrimp, like it's such a dude thing, though, like
not the same as too shrimp.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
That is definitely fall out there. But I've had a
dude make me dinner.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
Once and it was just a steak by itself, just
a steak, and I'm like, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
A judgment, it was not well rounded.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Somebody texted into four one six one and said I
was dating a guy who had the same name as
my sibling, and as much as I tried, I just could.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Not get over.
Speaker 6 (45:03):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
No, I did. A girl once said the same name
as my mom. I thought it was hilarious. I thought
it was funny. I literally thought it was funny. Her
name was Debbie and my mom's name was Debbie. And
I was like, this is funny.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
And she was like, she was like ten years older
than me at the time too, so she was also
older than me.
Speaker 17 (45:18):
I'm like, this is crazy. Maybe I should bring that up.
I literally like I would crack up every time on
saturd Days, so weird.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
We're going over a list of the funniest dating deal
breakers that people have had somebody texted in at four
one o six one and said, I stopped dating a
guy because he didn't like music at all. Any kind
of music that's weird, and I didn't get why people
liked it at all, Like no music that's strange. I've
never met anybody that doesn't like any music.
Speaker 6 (45:52):
That sounds like something on a spectrum.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
To be honest with you, Well, they say music is
like a universal language, so it's like everyone and anyone.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
That's just a value. It's a value thing at this point. Now,
if you don't value music, then we don't have the
same believe.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Somebody else texted in four one o six point one.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
It said, I can't date somebody if they breathe too loudly,
make sounds or tongue clicking noises, or eat too loudly.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
They have to go basically, no sounds. You don't want
to make any sounds.
Speaker 6 (46:16):
Just shut up to sit there.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
I sound like somebody you would have dated jubile. That's like,
oh he's breathing, I'm annoy Oh.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yeah, I mean I definitely have had that. I think
it was less about the breathing, it's just more about me.
Speaker 18 (46:25):
But but for sure, do you have to breathe at
all alone loudly, because we're going over a trend of
people sharing.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
The funniest dating dating deal breakers that they have text
in for one o six one if you have one.
Somebody said that they've met too many guys who don't
brush their teeth in the morning.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Is that a guy thing? I hope not.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
I don't know, but apparently this person has said they've
met a lot of dudes who don't brush their teeth
in the morning.
Speaker 6 (46:51):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Do you yeah?
Speaker 6 (46:53):
Check out real it'd be weird too if the like
if a woman wasn't doing that.
Speaker 4 (46:58):
But do you brush your teeth in the morning, Freeze,
do you brush your teeth in the morning? Jubil Yeah, definitely,
yes or no answer.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
I just wanted to know, did you smell bad breath
in here?
Speaker 15 (47:06):
Ever?
Speaker 2 (47:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (47:07):
No, man, I don't know if you're saying like there's
bad breath flying around.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Well, it was a generalization. We just wanted to take
a survey with the dudes in the room.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Somebody texted in at four one six one, I said,
I went on a date with a girl in college
who used to who wore the same perfume as my mother.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
Oh that would bother me.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
It turned me on. That's interesting. No, No, that's a
whole different topic, a.
Speaker 6 (47:33):
Whole different therapy session.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Your phone break up, there's every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that. As Nina's What's Trending sid you will.
Speaker 5 (47:40):
Show brought to you by Michael shu being going Auburn.
You're home for machine though, it's time for Nina's What's Trending?
Speaker 4 (47:46):
Well, it is wedding season, so it's only right for
a groom to be trending this morning for the way
that he entered his ceremony is wedding?
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Yeah, I know. I was like, is it a wedding?
Is it a reception?
Speaker 4 (47:56):
I guess his reception specifically, So I will explain in
just a second. So you can start taking notes or
compare all the weddings that you attend and be like,
it's not as anyway.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
You'll see.
Speaker 4 (48:07):
But first, if you're one of those people that decided
to just swear off salad and vegetables because you really
don't want this parasite, I get it. But good news,
you don't have to swear off all veggies, so you
can still get your greens without the stuff.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
So what they are.
Speaker 4 (48:22):
Saying we should be avoiding, if you have not heard yet,
is the bagged lettuce and salad kits berries. What I know,
I knew you were going to really hate that when
Victoria sits in here every single morning and she like
a cute little rabbit that gets berry juice all over
her lips so it looks like she's got lipstick.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
It's just weird.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
With strawberries, blackberries, blueberries, man orrin bet.
Speaker 7 (48:46):
They're so good you can't just I'm not.
Speaker 4 (48:49):
They are so good, and they're packed with the anti.
I mean, they're good for you. But it's just I
knew you're gonna hate that because it brings her so
much joy.
Speaker 7 (48:55):
Well it's not. I'm not gonna stop eating them either, But.
Speaker 4 (48:58):
You know the videos I'm talking about, like on know,
if you ever see him on your U page or whatever,
and your algorithm like the little white rabbit that will
like sit there and eat a strawberry and it like
has and.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
It just goes.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
I wish you could see my face right now, but
it's like it's got its little hands to its mouth
and it's just chomping as fast as it possibly can
to get to the end of it.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
And I feel like that's what you look like when
it's so cute.
Speaker 7 (49:20):
Literally looking up, white rabbit eats raspberry.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
It's so cute.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
Oh side note, Victoria, do you know how many dudes
have been in my DMS to tell me to tell
you that they've.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Got a crush on you? What?
Speaker 4 (49:30):
Yeah, it's just reminded me because you look so cute
when you eat berries.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
And then I remembered, I think Nina does it.
Speaker 7 (49:35):
Having a hard day, so she said.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
But it is true. I'll show you the DMS. We
can see if you're interested.
Speaker 9 (49:39):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
I usually just give them a thumbs up, but maybe
today's the day to shoot your shot.
Speaker 7 (49:48):
I give them a thumbs up and never show you.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Hey, hey, I am always looking.
Speaker 4 (49:53):
Now, that's true, she is having a bad day, But
we're going to turn that sprown upside down.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
The bunny cute. Okay, So you know we all have.
Speaker 4 (50:02):
That one friend moving on to another story, I'm not
talking about Victoria right now. We all have that one
friend who just always seems to be in a relationship,
gets out of one, gets into a new one.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
Well, Ariana Grande is that friend.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
Oh, and she allegedly has gone back to an ex
Ricky Alvarez.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Do you remember Ricky Alvarez.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
He was one of her backup dancers and he was
the guy that she was with during Donutgate.
Speaker 5 (50:25):
That's what we were Me and one of my friends
were talking about this because I thought he's a soccer player.
Speaker 4 (50:31):
Well I think he also played soccer, now that you
say that, I think he did. But this Ricky Alvarez
was her backup dancer at a time, and they remained
really close friends this like over the years. And now
that she's no longer with that guy, I forget his
name for Broadway, Yeah, the Broadway guy. I want to
(50:52):
call him SpongeBob. I know that, I know that's just
not right. But anyway, so allegedly she's gone back to
her Ethan Slater, thank you.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Allegedly she's gone back to Ricky. So, I mean, I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (51:05):
I don't really care if she's in a relationship or
not in a relationship. It's just interesting to identify her
as that one friend, you know, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (51:13):
It's just a really cute soccer player.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
If he was, is he the same one?
Speaker 7 (51:17):
I think he is.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
He plays soccer and dance.
Speaker 5 (51:19):
Yeah, because everyone's talking about how he was her dancer,
but maybe he was also a soccer player at once.
Speaker 7 (51:25):
You know, he doesn't look like a he is very fit,
so he can do book.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
I mean, yeah, of course you can look at that. Okay.
Speaker 4 (51:32):
And lastly, we're gonna be talking about a groom. You know,
when wedding season is around, we're always focused on the brides.
This groom didn't want the bride to steal his shine.
Let me tell you he is trending big time because
he entered his wedding ceremony like James Bond. So this
guy spent twenty four thousand dollars to be James Bond
at his wedding ceremony.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
This happened in Puglia, Italy.
Speaker 11 (51:55):
Whoa.
Speaker 4 (51:55):
And he's of course like super rich and all that
kind of stuff, but he wanted to prize all of
his friends, including his bride. Like if you're the bride
and you want that day to be all about you,
and all of a sudden, your man's like watch this,
I'm coming in like James Bond. Actually I would probably
be impressed.
Speaker 16 (52:13):
You.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
I would love it, would I would I would actually
love that.
Speaker 7 (52:15):
Like that's hot.
Speaker 4 (52:16):
I know she probably thought the same thing. So anyway,
that is what's trending. Are you looking him up now
to Oh you're on that Google?
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Real quick over?
Speaker 5 (52:26):
Yeah, pulled up and everything. There have a video still
here in the background.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Okay, that is what's trending.
Speaker 10 (52:33):
Jules dirty little Secret?
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Hello? Hi, Hey, you have a dirty little secret? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (52:40):
I do?
Speaker 2 (52:41):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 8 (52:43):
So? I'm divorced now?
Speaker 3 (52:46):
And when me and my wife first split up, the separated,
I was kind of like, I guess a little depressed
and stuff. And so then I want to uh do
the bar, and I saw her best friend there and
me and her were just chatting.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
I was telling her.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
Things, and then one so another I ended up looking
up with her best friend.
Speaker 7 (53:08):
Her best friend. How come the best friend went home
with you?
Speaker 6 (53:14):
Told her?
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Because I haven't heard nothing from her. But who was
this recent?
Speaker 3 (53:19):
Well we've been separated for about well we had to
be separated for a year. So we just got her
divorced and stuff finalized not so long ago.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
How did you who was the idea? Was it like?
Who hit on?
Speaker 5 (53:30):
Who?
Speaker 2 (53:30):
You hit on the best friend? Or she hit on you?
How that segue happened, Well, we were just drinking a
lot and.
Speaker 3 (53:37):
We just started chatting and then you know, she started, like,
I guess, kind of touching upon me.
Speaker 8 (53:41):
So it's kind of took the.
Speaker 1 (53:42):
Hints, so all right, so she did, Well, thank you
for telling us you're your little secret.
Speaker 8 (53:48):
Are you welcome?
Speaker 1 (53:51):
What's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (53:53):
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