April 17, 2026 • 46 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did somebody steal your naughty bits? It's the Jewbile show.
If not, then you're in luck and you need to
protect your downstairs mix up because apparently people are stealing
them like crazy right now. Are you talking about dudes,
because it's women as well. Your imagination here, here's something
(00:22):
that's going on right now that is just ridiculous. But
a bizarre wave of panic is sweeping across the United
States with thousands of people believing that somebody has stolen
their knotty parts right out from underneath them.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Are they.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
They're not high, but a viral TikTok convinced thousands of
people that they're junk was just disappearing. What the trend
reportedly began with a self described TikTok witch who posted
in now deleted video claiming that she had discovered a
spiritual parasite capable of detaching masculine and feminine energy centers
(01:00):
from the physical body whoa and people believe. Hold on,
you know it's not real, she said, to be aware
if somebody walks by you and brushes up against your arm,
If you notice them brush up against your arm, it
means that they just performed black magic on you and
they've stolen your Genitally, it sounds ridiculous, but thousands of
(01:22):
Americans have believed this. Actually going to the doctor to
do what to check if it's there, that it's been stolen. Yeah.
Within hours of that post, it went viral, some people
commenting on it saying this is ridiculous, but other people
commenting things like, wait, I think this happened to me.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Looking down, it's like a spiritual ownership of it.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Is that what it is? I have no idea. One
of the comments on this post from this TikTok witch
saying that people are just if they brush up against
you and you notice them, they've probably just stole your genitals.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Right immediately dropping your pants and checking.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
One person said they were convinced it happened to them,
and their comment said, I mean it's still there physically,
but it feels less committed to my body.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Oh what does that mean? It sounds like black magic,
but it also sounds like some really paranoid, weird people.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Authorities say that the online panic actually spilled into real
life across multiple states. Reports surfaced of people calling nine
to one one claiming that their stuff had been stolen,
strangers being accused of taking something after a brief contact.
So imagine that you're just walking down the street, you
accidentally brush up and get someone. They're like, hey give
me my WEENI bag, right right. I just I don't
(02:41):
understand the logic there.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
These people need to spend some more time with themselves,
if you know what I'm saying, because then you would
know that's not how it works.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
You should know where your stuff is every day.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And what it does. Police were actually called to a
dollar store after one incident where a man brushed hands
with the cashier and then caused the scene demanding that
they give it back. Oh my god, I would love
to see that.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
This is an example.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I feel like this is an example of why politics
are the way they are these days. Yeah, everything you
put it on TikTok, you put it on the TikTok
to Instagram.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
And why are we not thinking? For some people in Florida,
police actually responded to a disturbance. We're talking about a
person who posted a TikTok video, a self proclaimed TikTok
witch that said to be careful of anybody that rubs
up against you in public, because there's black magic right
now and it's a energetic parasite that will steal people
(03:39):
actually believed it. In Florida, police responded to a disturbance
where a group of neighbors confronted a door rash door
dash driver, accusing him of harvesting energy organs what energy.
Medical professionals across the country are now addressing the trends,
saying there's absolutely no medical evidence that anything has been removed, altered,
(04:02):
or energy energetically displaced on your body.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
And yet there's still people out there will probably you're
not gonna believe.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That once that they don't have it anymore, even though.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
It's right there right just look down bright.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I don't think doctors can really comment on energy though, right, Like,
isn't that something that you're feel in yourself? So if
somebody took your energy, you let them. I don't think
people could just steal that stuff, if you want to
talk about it in that way.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
If somebody bumped you, you gave it to them. They
didn't steal it. Yeah. One doctor reportedly had to have
a man removed from his doctor's office after doing a
check up and letting him know, no, it's it's fine,
it's still there. Everything seems normal. But the guy wouldn't leave.
He said, I know physically it's fine, but spiritually it's
been compromised, and I needed to do something and he
was throwing a fit and the doctor actually had to
(04:44):
have him removed. That You imagine the doctor in.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
That scenario, right, It's like, I don't know if I
can write the prescriptions that you need.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Give them tilan all and tell them it's a magic kill. Okay,
that's all people need at this point. Oh, be careful
out there. It's crazy. Yeah, he's walking around stealing your
check out.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Yeah, it's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Hello, you've reached the departments. This is Hannah's How can
I help you?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I got some complaints, Okay, very upset, very upset with
the state of things in this building. Hannah.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Oh well, I'm sorry, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Very upslate. Sink is Lincoln. There's a weird smell in
the hallway, and the neighbors are so loud, and I
I have a mind to call the cops right now
for a noise complaint, really honestly, and maybe even I'm
an issue some sort of complaint with a Better Business
Bureau for the way the sink is Lencoln.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Okay, well, I would love to be able to address this.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I don't know what you guys are doing in the
front office, but it's definitely not keeping this place up.
I've been in way better apartments complexes than this. This
place smells like weird food all the time everywhere I go, Okay.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
What apartment are you in so I can get somebody
over there to take care of it.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I am apartment four H. Name's Petekins four.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Keet okay, sir. I'm looking up in the system and
it looks like four H has been vacant. Are you
sure that's the apartment you're in?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Four H been here for three days now.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Four H is under renovations.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
They're renovating my apartment.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
We it's literally been under renovations and it's been vacant.
And I have nobody under your name.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I've been living here for three days.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
There should be nobody in that apartment. Did you even
sign a lease?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
So now I'm a nobody? Eh, I'm a nobody. Is
that how you treat people who live here that call
up with complaints? You're tell them they're nobody's. I am
a thumbody and I have my rights.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
You don't live here, sir, and you're not answering my questions.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I've lived here for three days, given.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Me the names give me is not in my records,
and that apartment should be vacant. So how did you
get a key?
Speaker 7 (07:05):
How did you get in?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
The door was open?
Speaker 6 (07:08):
The door was open. You need to get out of
there right now.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, I'd like to see it. Come and make me.
I got my squatters' rights.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
So you've literally just admitted that you're a squatter. You
are not attendant your tenant, you're not paying rent to me.
So you threaten me about the police. Let me call
the police. I'm going to call the police on you.
How's that sound?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Now?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Get out?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
You call the police on me. I'm gonna call the
police on you.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
You know what, I would love it.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I've been living here for three days and I want
this place fixed. I got my squatter's rights.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
There are no squatter rights. For three days, you're literally
calling me admitting that you're a squatter, that you're staying
in my apartment complex, and you're not paying me rent.
You gave me your full name, Vacon, and now you're
going to jail. Okay, So enjoy your free room and
board in jail. Do you know that we had a
(08:02):
squattering full each My.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Name's Pete, Pete, Pete Akins. Okay, who you're talking to
about me?
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Huh Nope. Security security is coming over to you right now,
So I recommend you please, all.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Right, you send them up here. I tell you what
I'm sending them packing. I'm a ninja, a thirty five ninja.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Woy Okay, okay, Samurai, get your nun checks out because
I got secured.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Hey, hey, Hannah, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel
Show doing a phone prank on you and your coworker
Sammy sets you up. Oh it's a joke.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Oh my god, he got me.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
He said that you guys get weird complaints all the
time and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Oh my god, I'm gonna get him back for this.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Wake up every morning with Jubal Phone Franks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
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time for Nina's what's trending? Have you ever had.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Anything totally wild happen on a walk, like you saw
something or you were just talking to yourself or kind
of wish.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
There's a guy that is trending this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
We can go ahead and call him like piggy dude
or something, but he's trending for what happened on his walk.
If you have not seen the video, you will hear
the whole interaction coming up in just a second. But first,
let's talk about Gatorade. They've decided to pivot and start
trying to target different people. It's not just athletes anymore.
They want the masses to know that anybody can drink
(09:37):
Gatorade no matter what phase of life you're in or
how you're feeling, especially if you're just out walking the dog,
you're gonna get thirsty too. Okay, so how Gatorades whole
marketing scheme is to target dog walkers.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
That's actually really smart.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I mean a lot of people out there that need
to be hydrated.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, and dog walkers and then they're walking all day,
so yeah, you have to hit up like multiple walks.
How many times a day do you walk your dog Jubile? None,
but my dog walker walks him at least once, maybe twice.
If I'm feeling extra lazy, make sure you leave something.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
You aren't is lazy that for.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
A fact, Yes, I just I just choose. Well, if
you did, you didn't need some gatorades. So just know
she gets the gatorade for my dog walker. I keep
him in high demand. So you walk dogs know you're
being targeted for sure. Have you ever heard of the
word fubber? Apparently this went viral a while ago and
(10:42):
now fubber is back in our vernacular.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
So the term fubbing is trending because it's basically people
that can't stay off their phones, so you're snubbing the
person that's around you. So if you're looking at your
phone or texting on your phone while you're not actually alone,
you're a fubber.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I probably do that a lot.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Phone snubbing phone something I'm probably do. You're a fubber?
Can you guys? Tell that it's kind of a slow
news dated, But just know.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
When you're out to dinner and you notice that somebody's
just picking up their phones out of nowhere, call just
scream it.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
It sounds like a bad word, it does, It's not though,
it's like something you should not do in public.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, yeah, many of you do, so be careful if
you're pubbing this weekend. The news doesn't get that much better,
but this guy's feels funny.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
It gets better.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
So the guy that's going viral that I called the
piggy Dude, I called him a piggy dude for a
reason because he went for a walk. He's trending big
time this morning for what happened on his walk, and
this is him talking about it.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So I'm walking down and.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I got like twenty pigs following me. Legit.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I don't know what to do. So yeah, no, wait,
like I stopped and they stopped. Video.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
I want to take my gallar tree bagging.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
They're so cute. Okay, now he gets scared.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I don't know, should I run?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I would imagine that is kind of scary. Yeah, following you,
that's a lot of pigs. They could take me over.
Two pigs following you still weird. Yeah, twenty pigs following you,
wild pigs.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I could defend myself with a couple of pigs, but
you know, you get to twenty, you're going to be overtaken.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
In the video, though, he does stop, and there's twenty
pigs or however many pigs are behind him and they
all stop at the same time.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
The second he stops, he's like, what are they trying to?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Is he shaped like a pig?
Speaker 8 (12:37):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Maybe they think he's their leader.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, I don't know. I think like in a city
street or was he out like hiking or something. No,
he's just like on a street. I don't think it
was a city. It looked like more like suburbs or
something like that. Wherever there's wild pigs that just gallivant.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Random, random and bizarre.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Look up that video if you want to laugh today.
Thankfully he's all right, nothing bad happened.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
That is trending.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at advocatesla dot com.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Lylah is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Kai.
So in a few minutes we're gonna call him and
see if they'll tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her a second date. But first, Lila, why
do you think you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 9 (13:21):
I think it's because I called him a perver?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Was that being playful or you called him a pervert.
Speaker 10 (13:31):
Yeah, yeah, but I didn't, like I didn't mean to.
Speaker 9 (13:35):
We actually like went out on a first date and
it was so great.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
I like we got along so well.
Speaker 9 (13:42):
It was like the best first date I ever had.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
And then at the end, no, yeah, it was.
Speaker 9 (13:49):
He was so sweet. He watched me to my car
and everything. At the end of the night, like before that,
like we did go to his car and like mess
him out a little bit. We didn't like hook up,
but like you know, it got close and we're like okay, okay,
next time. Yeah, And then like you know, later that
(14:15):
night he texted me and he was like, hey, you know,
I hope you know I wasn't like too forward, and
you know, I'm glad that like we waited because I
really like you and I want this to like continue,
and I want to make sure that I'm like respecting
you and your boundaries. So I texted him back, you
(14:36):
were perfect, And I haven't heard from him anymore. I
went to check my text and there's nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
And then I looked.
Speaker 9 (14:47):
At my last text and I see that like my
phone auto corrected perfect to pervert.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Oh yeah, that.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Could have done it.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
And I didn't notice at all.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
He said, I hope I wasn't pushing any boundaries, and
you responded you were a pervert instead of you were perfect?
Speaker 9 (15:10):
Oh no, you see, Oh gosh, I was so excited
when I was like testing him that like I didn't
notice it at all. Yeah, And a few days went
by and now and I.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Saw that, and like, so you know, if you tried
to reach out to him and be like, hey, I
didn't mean to call you a pervert. I was actually
saying you were perfect, not you're a pervert.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
No, because I don't know if she's going to be
believe me. You know, I'm like a little embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Okay, Lilah is on the phone and she's getting ghosted
by a guy named Kai. So we're about to call
him and see if I'll tell us why he's ghosting
her and maybe get her a second date. But first, Lila,
why don't you refresh our memory on why you think
you're getting ghosted again?
Speaker 9 (15:57):
Because I accidentally called it. I'm not pervert, Yeah, but
it wasn't.
Speaker 10 (16:03):
It wasn't intentional.
Speaker 9 (16:04):
It was like auto cracked, and I didn't notice. Yeah,
I haven't heard from him.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yeah, because you guys mess around a little bit, and
he sent you a text being respectful, saying you hope
he wasn't pushing any boundaries and you meant to say
you were perfect, but you said you were a pervert.
Speaker 11 (16:22):
Yeah, so that.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Means we can tell him that there's a chance you
could get a second date.
Speaker 9 (16:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hope.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
All right, Well here we go. I'm gonna Dallas phe
of her right now.
Speaker 9 (16:34):
Okay, okay, okay, Hello, Hi.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Man speak to Kai please, yes speaking? Hey Kai? How
are you? This is a radio show. It's called The
Jebel Show. Hi, Kai A Nina. Hi. I'm Victoria and
my name is Jewel. What's up? Hey? How are you?
Have you ever heard of the Jebel Show before? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (16:57):
You guys are the ones that catch like cheaters and stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Right, yeah, we do. You're you're not cheating on anybody?
I don't think. Are you scared?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
We're calling you today because we also do a segment
on the show called your First Date follow Up. So
that's where if you go out with somebody and you
end up ghosting them, they can email us to get
you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them
and we got an email about you kai.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Okay from uh.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yes it is Lilah. She told us a little bit
about your date, said that she actually thought it was
one of the best dates of her life. She just
wants to know if she did something wrong.
Speaker 12 (17:42):
Okay, Yeah, I'm ghosting here for two reasons.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Actually one she called.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Me a pervert about that.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah, too, is crazy. Her mom is a crazy Yeah yeah,
like nuts written Okay. She told us about the pervert thing.
Just to let you know. That was an autocorrect. She
told us that you texted or something about like you
hope you weren't pushing any boundaries. She meant to text
you back to say you were perfect and different, auto
(18:13):
corrected to you were pervert.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
So yeah, all I got was that I was just
trying to be respectful.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
You were, Yeah, but her mom's crazy. What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah, that's the thing, like the pervert thing.
Speaker 12 (18:26):
It's like, okay, sure autocorrect.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (18:29):
Maybe she was.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
At the time. I was like, oh, are you serious?
Speaker 12 (18:31):
I thought she might have been joking, but I just
left it alone.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
But I don't know. So I decided to.
Speaker 12 (18:36):
Go snooping on her Instagram a little bit and yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
I saw a picture of.
Speaker 12 (18:41):
Her mom and I recognized her the mom from a
parking lot.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
You know, recently a woman got.
Speaker 12 (18:49):
Out of her car and just started like cursing me
out and like kicking my tires.
Speaker 11 (18:54):
She thought I.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Stole her parking space.
Speaker 13 (18:56):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I was there first.
Speaker 13 (18:57):
And it's the same.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
It was her mom.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Her mom. Oh no, her mom road raged on you,
like total Karen behavior, like absolute like call. It was embarrassing.
Are you sure it was her mom?
Speaker 13 (19:12):
I'm positive.
Speaker 12 (19:13):
Yeah, they like crazy eyes and everything.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
Oh my, you know, no, no, no, no, no, what
did you say about my mom?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Hey, Kai, that's Lilah. She's actually on the phone listing
and wants to talk to you. Crazy eyes.
Speaker 9 (19:34):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 12 (19:36):
Your mom totally cursed me out in public, and I listen,
I'm not.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Trying to kill the whole. Sorry, tell the whole.
Speaker 9 (19:42):
Sorry, because because she told me so you knew this, Lilah, No, No, like.
Speaker 10 (19:48):
I didn't know it was him, but like she told
me about this guy who like she she went up
went to park this guy like cut and like took
her part party. And then you're you're.
Speaker 8 (20:01):
Not gonna believe what happened he got out of the
car and like farted, like he let out like.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
A large allowed fart, like.
Speaker 7 (20:13):
At your mom my, mom, this is disgusting, insane, Like
who does that?
Speaker 9 (20:22):
And now he's saying that she.
Speaker 10 (20:23):
Has crazy eyes when when he's doing something like that.
Speaker 12 (20:27):
Come on, listen, I did not start with the fart,
all right. It was a whole situation where she was
yelling at me. I wanted to get away from this woman.
She kept coming towards me. What else am I going
to do?
Speaker 11 (20:40):
All right?
Speaker 7 (20:40):
So I yeah, you know, normal human being.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Listen, I did what I had to do. I farted
in her general direction.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
And I do it again.
Speaker 9 (20:54):
Listening to yourself like this crazy that's insane, Like I'm.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Not to hit her. I'm not gonna punch her. I'm
gonna I'm gonna solve.
Speaker 9 (21:06):
Disusting.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I mean, I kind of get the logic.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
No, listen, I don't.
Speaker 12 (21:12):
I don't date someone who's crazy. I don't date and
and listen, women turn into their mothers, right, So it's
clear that you're going to become crazy if you're not.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Honestly, you're kind.
Speaker 8 (21:21):
Of you yet No, no, no, that's so disrespectful, Like
you don't talk about my mother like that?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Well, Kai, would you like another date with Lilah? Won'll
pay for it?
Speaker 11 (21:37):
No?
Speaker 12 (21:38):
I think I'm good.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Cool Lilah?
Speaker 6 (21:46):
No?
Speaker 7 (21:47):
And like, how dare you f and my mom? You pervert?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Would you will first date?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Fall?
Speaker 7 (21:58):
Don't call me stupid?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
All right?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're
an intellectual, don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for somber tickets. And let's meet today's contestant for
you versus Victoria, Brittany. What's up, Brittany? How are you?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I'm good? How are you good? Are you ready to
take on Victoria?
Speaker 11 (22:29):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (22:29):
I am so excited. I've been trying to get through forever.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Yeah yeah, well I just finished my coffee, so all.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Right, yeah, good, all right, We're gonna send Victoria out
of the studio and here we go. Games played like this, Brittany,
you have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed and Victoria
has to be you outright to win?
Speaker 11 (22:54):
Okay, okay, great?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
What do I win? Somber tickets? Thanks for listening. The
artist is somber. You don't get it? Like an opportunity
to be somber, right, the hardest somber. Okay, here, here
we go. Your time starts.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Now up to how many feet can you see clearly
if you have twenty twenty vision.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Twenty?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
What is the name of a shoe without laces or buckles?
What does monochrome mean in fashion?
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Different colors?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
What device converts electrical energy into sound? What animal has
the longest pregnancy?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
All right, got that, and we'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. Victoria, And while she's getting settled and putting
on her headphones and stuff, here's a question for you, Brittany.
If animals can talk, which one do you think would
be the rudest.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Hyena?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
The hyena? Why?
Speaker 7 (24:06):
Yeah, they make those creepy sounds, and I just feel
like they're always chatting anyway, and they're probably just laughing
at you.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Well, good point, Yeah, Victoria, If animals could talk, which
one do you think would be the rudest?
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Party things like my cat? But because you would see
everything like birds like a ball, like bald.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Eagles are rude.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Only only because they see everything, and they're probably like
up there just chilling, like sitting on poles and stuff
and being like.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Man, wow, a cool stand.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
They're judging everybody because they're wise. Yeah, they look wise
at least. Yeah, maybe something something in the sky that
sees everything. I don't like a fish but only see
the bottom of the Ocean's logical. They probably just like,
look at your feet, hold them all right.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Here we go thirty seconds. As many questions as possible.
If you don't know one either, just say passed in
Victoria you have to beat Brittany outright to win, and Brittany,
you can tell Victoria win.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
To go.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Okay, three, two up to how many feet can you
see clearly if you have twenty twenty vision?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
One oh twenty.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
What is the name for a shoe without laces or buckles?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Uh? Sketchers? What does monochrome mean in fashion? What are
they called?
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Damn? Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Okay, no one color? What device converts electrical energy into sound?
Speaker 6 (25:32):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Crapass, I don't want to know.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
When you war out of time?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
You know? One more? That's the time she's going to
slow send it over to the score and see how
you guys did. Was not me with our scoreboard producer Tree.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Victory victory victory. Victoria came in with two and Brittany
came in with three.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Congratulations, Brittany, that's not a mean thing, bro, Victoria, you
got somber tickets. Thank you for playing.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
So excited.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah alright, let's get the answers now from Nina.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
If you have twenty twenty vision, that means you can
clearly see twenty feet.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Whoa, that's cool. That's cool. I never knew that either.
I mean that makes sense. Yeah, I guess you're right.
I mean it does at twenty four. Well, you can
see twenty that's twenty that I oh.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
You can see clearly at twenty feet, which should normally
be seen at twenty feet. So that's why. So you
can see at twenty feet push to normally be seen
at twenty feet.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Twenty twenty, whereas if you have eighteen twenty you can
only see eighteen feet of twenty.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Of what should be seen at twenty, Yes, eighteen. What
if you have one hundred twenty that means you can
see clearly at one hundred feet.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
When you're looking right at me right now, Jeuwbil and
I answered as many questions as I can.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I don't know ye for a second.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
The name of a shoe without laces or buckles is
a slip on monochrome.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Are you serious? Yes, that's a joke.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Monochrome means wearing one color all the same color.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
The device that converts electrical energy into.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Sound, you got that one right, No, I'm so mad
about the slip on one.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Oh I didn't.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Like No, duh, that's like not accurate.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Device.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
It converts electrical energy into sound as a speaker.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
And the animal that has the longest pregnancy is an elephant.
Are you twenty two months? Y'all? Twenty two months and
Analyta is pregnant. That's oh yeah, that does not sound
fun at at all. Well, Brindy, thank you for playing.
Speaker 7 (27:32):
Thank you so excited.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, we play you vers Victoria at the same time
every single weekday morning remembers you want to play just
dm us at the Jubil show or go to the
Jubilshow dot com and your phone break happens every single
hour on the twenties. Yes, Victoria's raising her hand.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
What was the sound question?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
What what devices? Electrical energy into sound?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Yeah, speaker electrical energy into sound. Are really losing me there.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
We've watched you many times.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
It's time take catch a cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Liam is on the phone today for to catch cheater
and he thinks that his girlfriend, Jessica of three years,
might have started messing around. So we'll see if we
can help him out. Liam, Sorry you have to come
on the show this way, But what's up? Why do
you think Jessica might be cheating on you?
Speaker 13 (28:21):
Okay? I mean, well, so it's like, I mean, we
did dating someone for like three years. You kind of
just pick up certain behaviors, you know what I mean,
Like you're kind of you kind of are just like
aware of certain things. So for example, like Jessica, she's
been like super giddy with her phone recently. And it's
not stuff that has to do with it'll be her
being giddy with her phone while I'm home, you know
(28:42):
what I mean, Like I'm not texting her and we'll
be together, and she's just super giddy on the phone.
She's also super distant right now, like she doesn't really
want to like do anything physically, do you know what
I mean, she's kind of not super active in the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
You mean, like should we looking, should be looking at
her phone and she's all smiley and giggly and stuff,
but it's not you texting her.
Speaker 13 (29:03):
Yeah, exactly, like because because I wouldn't have even sent
her a text message. And I'll look over and I'll
see her just kind of like in a kind of
mood with her phone's giddy, you know what i mean. Yeah,
she's kind of giggly and like, yeah, kind of just
sort of firtatious energy is what I'm picking up. But
I'm not the one texting.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Yeah, I've been in that situation before. It is like
it does make you feel a certain way, like who's
she talking to?
Speaker 13 (29:25):
I mean, that's the thing, Like I'm just kind of
picking up this stuff off of her. Like for example,
the other day, she she mentioned something about we were
watching like some Marvel movies cause we're kind of we're
catching up on the marrow, right, And she mentioned something
about Chris Evans, like in this joking way. She was
talking about Chris Evans in this way that it kind
of felt like a joke, like inside joke, you know
what I mean. You would just feel like you're outside
(29:47):
of the joke, because it felt like she was making
some kind of joke that she has with someone about
Chris Evans. I can't stop overthinking it, Like I'm I'm
probably overthinking that aspect, but it just felt weird. It
felt like she was making a joke with somebody that
I not a part of. You know, Okay, he's In general,
she's been going out with her friends a lot more,
and I'm just not sure. I kind of think that
she's going out with a guy.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Do you know any of your her friends, Like, could
you confirm she was going out with her friends or not?
Speaker 13 (30:12):
I know a couple of her friends, but most of
her friends live out of the city and out of
the state, Like they've moved out a couple of her
friends like from work to live out here. But like
I just I've never really seen her with a relationship
with them in the way that I'm seeing it lately.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Is there anything else going on that you think she
could be cheating?
Speaker 13 (30:30):
I mean, well, the other day, like we were kind
of supposed to go on some date night stuff and
so that kind of got canceled. So I was kind
of like expecting us to maybe do something physical. Then
at that point like okay, well we don't have to
go out, but let's just stay in like wink wink
kind of stuff. And so I was kind of like
pressure in that, but she wasn't even really taking notice
to that, like she kind of going the other direction,
(30:50):
and so all this stuff is just adding up, you.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Know, Yeah, like she's having fun with somebody else, she's
joking around on the phone, and then she's putting up
boundaries where she's not trying to touch you that is uncomfortable.
Speaker 7 (30:58):
Yeah, it's just like it's the whole cocktail.
Speaker 13 (31:01):
It's like every ingredient, you know, right in the.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Middle of you're to catch a cheater if you're just
joining us. Liam is on the phone and he thinks
that his girlfriend of three years named Jessica might be
messing around. So we're about to call her and pretend
to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards
card member and say that she's this month's lucky winner
of free flowers from our Florida department and we'll see
if she sends those to her boyfriend Liam or to
somebody else. But before we call her, Liam why don't
(31:24):
you break down your situation for us again real quick?
Speaker 13 (31:26):
Yeah, I mean basically, it's what you're saying, right, Like,
I just kind of want to find out because I
haven't had a conversation with my girlfriend, like up to
her face or anything like that.
Speaker 6 (31:34):
But I'm just.
Speaker 13 (31:34):
Seeing all the signs, Like she's talking weird on the phone,
she's not really intimate with me. She's just kind of
in a weird place. She's like making weird Captain America jokes.
It's just all this stuff is just kind of adding up,
like I'm just seeing all this time without the actual confirmation.
Speaker 7 (31:49):
So that's we're all coming.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
All right? Are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 11 (31:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (31:53):
I guess so.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Corbett
calling from I was looking for our Rewards card member
named Jessica.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
Is this Jessica?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Hi, Jessica, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm calling with a big congratulations. Here
this month's winner.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Oh what did I win?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Oh? Well, every single month we choose one Awards card
member who gets a free gift from us, and this
month it's sort of a his her package. So you've
won thirty six long stem red roses. And then also,
we've got a couple of movie passes that you can
send to somebody special in your life if you want
to take them to the movies.
Speaker 7 (32:32):
Oh cool, thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
No problem. I can have the flowers just delivered to
your address if that works.
Speaker 7 (32:39):
Some Yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Thank you great. And then did you want to send
the movie passes to somebody special?
Speaker 9 (32:46):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (32:47):
Yeah, I think there's someone I'd like to send one
to you.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
All we need would be the first and last name
of the person. Anything you want to put on a card,
and then we get the address and will be get
to go.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
So the first name is Kevin k e v I.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Okay, Anything you want to put on the card to Kevin?
Speaker 13 (33:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (33:05):
Actually, will you put to Captain America? And then will
you put thanks for making my dreams come true? Cap
Thanks dreams come true?
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Now that's yes?
Speaker 6 (33:16):
What's the yo? Like?
Speaker 13 (33:18):
Are you serious, Jessica? What the who the hell is Kevin?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Hey, Jessica, that's your boyfriend Liam. This is not the
grocery store. It's actually a radio show called the Jubil Show. Yeah,
I have Nina. Hi am Victoria and my name is
Jubel and we do a segment called to Catch a
Cheater where if you think your significant others messing around,
you see who they send certain things to, and that
was your boyfriend Liam. Who's on the phone. I think
you wants to know who Kevin is?
Speaker 7 (33:39):
Weam?
Speaker 6 (33:39):
What is going on?
Speaker 7 (33:41):
I'm so confused.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I think we are too.
Speaker 6 (33:45):
We're on the radio now.
Speaker 7 (33:46):
What is happening?
Speaker 13 (33:48):
No, Like, Jessa, what what is going on with you?
Speaker 9 (33:51):
Like?
Speaker 13 (33:51):
What are you trying to make my dreams come true?
Speaker 6 (33:53):
Like?
Speaker 7 (33:53):
What what does this even mean? Like what the is
going on with me?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
What the with you?
Speaker 6 (33:58):
You think I'm cheating?
Speaker 11 (34:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (34:01):
Like and clearly right, Like what's the I mean? Like
who do Kevin? Like can you explain any of this
to me? Like like really so, Like you're not even
touching me in bed, Like you're not down to gett
intimate with me. You're literally weird on the phone all
the time. Like you're so weird on the phone, Like
I just like you're like just going out with your
friends all the time. Like like how am I not
supposed to think you're cheating?
Speaker 7 (34:22):
I'm not cheating? Like what is wrong with you?
Speaker 6 (34:24):
It's just some guy.
Speaker 7 (34:25):
From the gym.
Speaker 13 (34:27):
That's not better? Like what are you talk some guys
from the gym?
Speaker 7 (34:30):
Like that's that's a lateral move, Like you're like, I'm
not cheating. I already said I'm not cheating on you.
Just this guy from the gym. He looks exactly like
Chris Evans, Like.
Speaker 13 (34:41):
I don't understand, Like, so he's this guy from the gym.
He looks like Captain America. So what am I then?
Speaker 6 (34:47):
Like for real?
Speaker 7 (34:48):
No, cause, like Chris Evans is on my list, on
my tree b list, you know, so it's not cheating
if it's who's from the list, Like are.
Speaker 13 (34:56):
You hearing how it's not getting better for you?
Speaker 7 (34:58):
Like the more you it's not cheating, you said, anyone
on the five people that we agree on is not cheating.
And Kevin is like basically exactly Chris Evans, So it's
not cheating, but he's not.
Speaker 13 (35:13):
You can hook up with Chris Evans, not Kevin. That's
not how this works. Like I don't get to just
go find a girl that looks like Sophia Viagara and
like like like just because he's got the same vibe
how this works?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
So you are messing around with him?
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Ok?
Speaker 7 (35:29):
To be clear, I'm not cheating. I'm just kind of
like messing around with Chris Evans, who is on my list.
Speaker 13 (35:37):
But what does so Joe like his name is Kevin.
What are you talking about? Who's hooking up with Chris Evans?
Speaker 7 (35:45):
But he looks exactly like Chris Evans.
Speaker 13 (35:48):
That is not how this works. First of all, the
celebrity hookup list is like a joke, you know what
I mean, Like it's kind of like a joke, assuming
that you will never meet Chris Evans. You don't just
get to find blonde dudes with biceps and then make
that count. Like that's not how it works. And even
if you did hook up with Chris Evans, I would
still look at it as cheating because the celebrity hookup
list is like a joke, you know what I mean, Like,
it's not a real like thing.
Speaker 7 (36:09):
So you liked me when you said that it was
fine to put someone on the list, dear liar.
Speaker 13 (36:14):
I like you, like, how are you twisting this that way?
That doesn't even know Like it's a joke list. And
if someone I can't even explain this, like it you're
hooking up with this dude, that's all, Like you're really
hooking up.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
Yeah, I thought that's the plan when we made the list.
I mean, I haven't thought I said yet. I've been trying, like.
Speaker 13 (36:38):
You've been trying, Like you literally just said it like
you you've been trying. So you're trying to hook up
and cheat on me with Kevin.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
From the gym No, only because he looks like Captain America.
Speaker 13 (36:49):
Cool, So he kind of looks like Captain America. So
therefore I'm gonna go ahead and start hooking up with
the scarlet wist. This is over. This is insane. I
can't even believe it. I mean, thanks guys for exposing this.
I mean, like this is around.
Speaker 7 (37:01):
It's so over. Wait are you freaking up with me?
Speaker 13 (37:07):
Yeah? Yeah, so like you just admitted everything I need
to hear. So, I mean, I can't even believe you're
confused right now.
Speaker 11 (37:14):
Like the fact that you're confused.
Speaker 7 (37:16):
No, this is over.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 13 (37:19):
So I'm gonna give you a week to get your
stuff out of my spot. Maybe you can bring Captain
America with his big old try sets to come help
you out, because this is this is over.
Speaker 11 (37:28):
You gotta get out.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
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What's trending.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
There's a couple of pretty wild stories that we need
to talk about, and I would love to hear your thoughts.
One of them involves an arrest that was made this morning,
and the other one involves Katy Perry. So just know
there will be thoughts. But first, something a little bit
easier to die you. Cool cations are the move. A
lot of you may have come back from spring break,
went on spring break. Wish you went on spring break.
(38:06):
If you're thinking about summer, the trend now for traveling
is coolcations.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Would that like go to a snowy place or something?
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yeah, oh okay, it's too hot?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah yeah, So people are just going other places where
they can cool off.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I guess I get it too. I was waiting for
Jubile to poop on it.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Why.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I mean, I like hot too.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Personally, I don't like going to see the snow. I
don't like any of that.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I mean, I like hot vacations that nobody would ever
want to go on a vacation with me to this
places I'd want.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
To go, yeah, I mean desert.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Yeah, I'd like to go to I'd like to go
to the Middle East where it gets one hundred and
forty in the desert, and nobody wants to do that.
I mean either way, you guys botha. It doesn't sound
the greatest for me, but I see how people could
like it.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah, well, it just leaves more hot space for you guys,
and also would mean that it's cheaper to go to
hotter destinations if everybody is trying to go to cool one.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yeah, it is nice if you like heat and you
go you want to go to the like Arizona when
it's the hottest, it's usually cheaper, you know, like July,
it's not to go there. It's three. Yeah, it's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Yeah, you look so happy just talking idea.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yeah, I just on a rock and you're not a lizard, bro,
I feel like I am.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
That makes you feel like I just want to go
into the living room that has a c pull the
blinds down, no sun, leave me alone with my iced anything.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
I've been on vacations in Arizona. It's like that, and
I'll be outside jump roping is one hundred and twenty
degrees ridiculous. Everybody's inside. I just have the sliding door
open where they're at because they have like ac and
they're just like talking to them in there. I'm like,
I don't want to be inside though.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Outside it's so bad. I've been out there one time
and I'm like, I would never live there. I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Yeah, mean either it is cool then done that.
Speaker 11 (39:46):
In another.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
We need to eat a big rock to lay on.
That's what we need to put in the front yard.
And to lay on a rock.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I know people think I joked when I say I'm
going to the desert to lay on a rock for hours.
That's just literally what it is.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
I think we have a picture of it. Speaking of heat,
there's some heat on this artist. Remember singer. He's called David,
but he's spelled d four VD. It was a while
ago that this story broke because it was really strange.
There was a body that was found in the trunk
of his tesla, and so from the very beginning he
was always considered a suspect, but they hadn't done any
(40:18):
arrests and there wasn't enough evidence to do that. So again,
really sad. It was a fourteen year old girl. If
you didn't hear the story that he was allegedly linked to. Yeah,
he even had a song that came out called Romantic
Homicide that actually he did really well. And he was
touring when the body was found. So the update is
he has been arrested, Oh wow, and on suspicion of murder.
(40:41):
His lawyers insist that he is innocent, and right now
it is just suspicion, and so you know, it's still
going to continue to play out. But there is nothing
in this story that we've heard so far that does
not point to guilty.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Pretty much seems like he's guilty.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
Yeah, I wonder what it is that because this huge delay,
because the suspicion might daughter was all telling me about
this story, you know, maybe I don't know how long
ago was last year, last year, Yeah, and she was
telling me about it, and she was fully convinced that
this was the outcome. But there was this whole delay
where he's just been out, he canceled his tour, he
(41:15):
did all these things, and now like all of a sudden,
like a month of nothing and then boom, Well it happened.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
I think they had to prove the timeline because he
was touring when the body was found.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
But I also feels so dumb. Why would you put a.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Body in your car and drive your car in the
middle of a parking lot and so many questions. It
looks like you're just asking to be arrested.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
He actually had the car in the Hollywood Hills and
it got towed to a toe lot and that found
that's where.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
They found the body.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
But the body was in it when it was you know,
in the Hollywood Hills.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Most likely, which is also stupid, right, It's just weird
and so sad for the family of this girl. Yes,
but we'll see what happens and see if he actually
ends up getting charged this time or at all. The
other story that's pretty crazy. It's about Katy Perry. And
do you guys remember Ruby Rose. She's an actress. She's
an Australian actress, model, she was an Orange is the
(42:07):
New Black and some other movies. But she is claiming
that Katy Perry had sexually harassed her in a club
twenty years ago, right, And so she was talking about
the situation which sounds kind of ridiculous. I'm just picturing
two drunk girls hanging out and then allegedly Katy Perry
just kind of got up with her parts in her face.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Her parts in her face, she put her parts on
her face, on her face. I'd be upset if somebody did,
if I was hanging out with my buddies. Yeah, and
I'll be mad. And I'm not one to question victims.
You know, let it come out in the in the
court or whatever it is that you're doing, and let
the details come out. But you know, I don't know why.
But I don't know Katy Perry. I don't know anything
(42:52):
of her other than what I've seen in public. But
it sounds like something Katy Perry would do.
Speaker 11 (42:57):
I know.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
It doesn't like it just does, doesn't it. I said
this to Jubil earlier.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
We were both kind of like, you know, we don't
know Katy Perry, and I'm sure she's lovely in different situations,
but I feel like she just tries to be funny,
and her funny doesn't come off right right, and her
funny just makes things worse, awkwardly worse. Kind of like
it feels like that's what this was like, I don't
think she was trying to be terrible in a moment,
but that's very invasive.
Speaker 4 (43:21):
Yeah, and if you do it, you know, you've got
to be aware that that's inappropriate and you're opening yourself
up later.
Speaker 11 (43:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Well she's not even necessarily suing her, she's calling her out.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Oh there's no legal no, And that's so I.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Think Australia is trying to they're looking too.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Australia is looking into it, but Ruby Rose has no
plans to actually press charges. She did this whole like
kind of expose that she wrote in like a magazine
or article about it. But now people are coming out
to defend Katy Perry saying that Ruby Rose does this
all the time, and she tries to tell stories about
other people that never get you know, any there's nothing that,
no truth ever comes from it.
Speaker 8 (43:58):
Yea.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
And so I think if you're going to speak up,
you should probably bring it legal, something legal, because that
gives it validity.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah, I mean yeah, otherwise it's just kind of a
he says.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
Why are you? Why are you?
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Yeah, but the club owner remembers them being there and
some of this stuff happening, So right, man, I told you,
they were crazy stories.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Stay tuned, Stay tuned.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
I would be very mad if somebody did that to me.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Yeah, I would be very bad too, and I would
do it and depending on how hot she was, Okay, yeah, sorry, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
This is what happens when people aren't living on social
media NonStop. Twenty years ago, you didn't have the like snapchat,
Instagram in your face, so nobody thought it.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Yeah, so don't do that this weekend.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Yeah, enjoy your weekend.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
But that only put those parts on people if they
want you to. Yeah, if they like it, yeah yeah,
if they're only time, you should be placing your parts
on other other people.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Hey, baby, that's right, let's go play some parts on
each other.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
Something new.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
What do you say?
Speaker 3 (45:00):
I put my dope?
Speaker 1 (45:03):
You got to be donebles?
Speaker 12 (45:07):
Dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Hello? Yeah, hey you have a dirty little secret. I
do sweet? What is it?
Speaker 11 (45:14):
Well? In high school, uh know, it's pretty competitive in
academics and athletics, and so when gentleman was always beating
me in the chemistry lab, and so we did something
called titration. I Tration is involved where you take these
different chemicals and you try to find out what the
chemical is by applying different chemicals to it and determine
(45:36):
if it's a base or an acid, and so on
and so forth, and eventually he come up with a chemical compound.
So this case, yeah, he always beat me, and so
he always got the top of the top three. I
always got second. So there's one case I'm going to
get even with this guy. So I took his test
tubes that were full of chemicals, and I took him
to the men's room and peating him because that what
(46:00):
was in there.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
All right, well, hey, thank you for your dirty little secrets.
Speaker 11 (46:05):
All right, all right, have a good one.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Appreciate what's your dirty little secret.
Did somebody steal your naughty bits? It's the Jewbile show.
If not, then you're in luck and you need to
protect your downstairs mix up because apparently people are stealing
them like crazy right now. Are you talking about dudes,
because it's women as well. Your imagination here, here's something
(00:22):
that's going on right now that is just ridiculous. But
a bizarre wave of panic is sweeping across the United
States with thousands of people believing that somebody has stolen
their knotty parts right out from underneath them.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Are they.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
They're not high, but a viral TikTok convinced thousands of
people that they're junk was just disappearing. What the trend
reportedly began with a self described TikTok witch who posted
in now deleted video claiming that she had discovered a
spiritual parasite capable of detaching masculine and feminine energy centers
(01:00):
from the physical body whoa and people believe. Hold on,
you know it's not real, she said, to be aware
if somebody walks by you and brushes up against your arm,
If you notice them brush up against your arm, it
means that they just performed black magic on you and
they've stolen your Genitally, it sounds ridiculous, but thousands of
(01:22):
Americans have believed this. Actually going to the doctor to
do what to check if it's there, that it's been stolen. Yeah.
Within hours of that post, it went viral, some people
commenting on it saying this is ridiculous, but other people
commenting things like, wait, I think this happened to me.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Looking down, it's like a spiritual ownership of it.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Is that what it is? I have no idea. One
of the comments on this post from this TikTok witch
saying that people are just if they brush up against
you and you notice them, they've probably just stole your genitals.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Right immediately dropping your pants and checking.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
One person said they were convinced it happened to them,
and their comment said, I mean it's still there physically,
but it feels less committed to my body.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Oh what does that mean? It sounds like black magic,
but it also sounds like some really paranoid, weird people.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Authorities say that the online panic actually spilled into real
life across multiple states. Reports surfaced of people calling nine
to one one claiming that their stuff had been stolen,
strangers being accused of taking something after a brief contact.
So imagine that you're just walking down the street, you
accidentally brush up and get someone. They're like, hey give
me my WEENI bag, right right. I just I don't
(02:41):
understand the logic there.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
These people need to spend some more time with themselves,
if you know what I'm saying, because then you would
know that's not how it works.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
You should know where your stuff is every day.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And what it does. Police were actually called to a
dollar store after one incident where a man brushed hands
with the cashier and then caused the scene demanding that
they give it back. Oh my god, I would love
to see that.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
This is an example.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I feel like this is an example of why politics
are the way they are these days. Yeah, everything you
put it on TikTok, you put it on the TikTok
to Instagram.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
And why are we not thinking? For some people in Florida,
police actually responded to a disturbance. We're talking about a
person who posted a TikTok video, a self proclaimed TikTok
witch that said to be careful of anybody that rubs
up against you in public, because there's black magic right
now and it's a energetic parasite that will steal people
(03:39):
actually believed it. In Florida, police responded to a disturbance
where a group of neighbors confronted a door rash door
dash driver, accusing him of harvesting energy organs what energy.
Medical professionals across the country are now addressing the trends,
saying there's absolutely no medical evidence that anything has been removed, altered,
(04:02):
or energy energetically displaced on your body.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
And yet there's still people out there will probably you're
not gonna believe.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That once that they don't have it anymore, even though.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
It's right there right just look down bright.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I don't think doctors can really comment on energy though, right, Like,
isn't that something that you're feel in yourself? So if
somebody took your energy, you let them. I don't think
people could just steal that stuff, if you want to
talk about it in that way.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
If somebody bumped you, you gave it to them. They
didn't steal it. Yeah. One doctor reportedly had to have
a man removed from his doctor's office after doing a
check up and letting him know, no, it's it's fine,
it's still there. Everything seems normal. But the guy wouldn't leave.
He said, I know physically it's fine, but spiritually it's
been compromised, and I needed to do something and he
was throwing a fit and the doctor actually had to
(04:44):
have him removed. That You imagine the doctor in.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
That scenario, right, It's like, I don't know if I
can write the prescriptions that you need.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Give them tilan all and tell them it's a magic kill. Okay,
that's all people need at this point. Oh, be careful
out there. It's crazy. Yeah, he's walking around stealing your
check out.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Yeah, it's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Hello, you've reached the departments. This is Hannah's How can
I help you?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I got some complaints, Okay, very upset, very upset with
the state of things in this building. Hannah.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Oh well, I'm sorry, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Very upslate. Sink is Lincoln. There's a weird smell in
the hallway, and the neighbors are so loud, and I
I have a mind to call the cops right now
for a noise complaint, really honestly, and maybe even I'm
an issue some sort of complaint with a Better Business
Bureau for the way the sink is Lencoln.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Okay, well, I would love to be able to address this.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I don't know what you guys are doing in the
front office, but it's definitely not keeping this place up.
I've been in way better apartments complexes than this. This
place smells like weird food all the time everywhere I go, Okay.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
What apartment are you in so I can get somebody
over there to take care of it.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I am apartment four H. Name's Petekins four.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Keet okay, sir. I'm looking up in the system and
it looks like four H has been vacant. Are you
sure that's the apartment you're in?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Four H been here for three days now.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Four H is under renovations.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
They're renovating my apartment.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
We it's literally been under renovations and it's been vacant.
And I have nobody under your name.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I've been living here for three days.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
There should be nobody in that apartment. Did you even
sign a lease?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
So now I'm a nobody? Eh, I'm a nobody. Is
that how you treat people who live here that call
up with complaints? You're tell them they're nobody's. I am
a thumbody and I have my rights.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
You don't live here, sir, and you're not answering my questions.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I've lived here for three days, given.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Me the names give me is not in my records,
and that apartment should be vacant. So how did you
get a key?
Speaker 7 (07:05):
How did you get in?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
The door was open?
Speaker 6 (07:08):
The door was open. You need to get out of
there right now.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, I'd like to see it. Come and make me.
I got my squatters' rights.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
So you've literally just admitted that you're a squatter. You
are not attendant your tenant, you're not paying rent to me.
So you threaten me about the police. Let me call
the police. I'm going to call the police on you.
How's that sound?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Now?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Get out?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
You call the police on me. I'm gonna call the
police on you.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
You know what, I would love it.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I've been living here for three days and I want
this place fixed. I got my squatter's rights.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
There are no squatter rights. For three days, you're literally
calling me admitting that you're a squatter, that you're staying
in my apartment complex, and you're not paying me rent.
You gave me your full name, Vacon, and now you're
going to jail. Okay, So enjoy your free room and
board in jail. Do you know that we had a
(08:02):
squattering full each My.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Name's Pete, Pete, Pete Akins. Okay, who you're talking to
about me?
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Huh Nope. Security security is coming over to you right now,
So I recommend you please, all.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Right, you send them up here. I tell you what
I'm sending them packing. I'm a ninja, a thirty five ninja.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Woy Okay, okay, Samurai, get your nun checks out because
I got secured.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Hey, hey, Hannah, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel
Show doing a phone prank on you and your coworker
Sammy sets you up. Oh it's a joke.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Oh my god, he got me.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
He said that you guys get weird complaints all the
time and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Oh my god, I'm gonna get him back for this.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Wake up every morning with Jubal Phone Franks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. Brought to you by
Michael Schutbingo and Auburn your home for Machine Goo. Is
time for Nina's what's trending? Have you ever had.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Anything totally wild happen on a walk, like you saw
something or you were just talking to yourself or kind
of wish.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
There's a guy that is trending this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
We can go ahead and call him like piggy dude
or something, but he's trending for what happened on his walk.
If you have not seen the video, you will hear
the whole interaction coming up in just a second. But first,
let's talk about Gatorade. They've decided to pivot and start
trying to target different people. It's not just athletes anymore.
They want the masses to know that anybody can drink
(09:37):
Gatorade no matter what phase of life you're in or
how you're feeling, especially if you're just out walking the dog,
you're gonna get thirsty too. Okay, so how Gatorades whole
marketing scheme is to target dog walkers.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
That's actually really smart.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I mean a lot of people out there that need
to be hydrated.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, and dog walkers and then they're walking all day,
so yeah, you have to hit up like multiple walks.
How many times a day do you walk your dog Jubile? None,
but my dog walker walks him at least once, maybe twice.
If I'm feeling extra lazy, make sure you leave something.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
You aren't is lazy that for.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
A fact, Yes, I just I just choose. Well, if
you did, you didn't need some gatorades. So just know
she gets the gatorade for my dog walker. I keep
him in high demand. So you walk dogs know you're
being targeted for sure. Have you ever heard of the
word fubber? Apparently this went viral a while ago and
(10:42):
now fubber is back in our vernacular.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
So the term fubbing is trending because it's basically people
that can't stay off their phones, so you're snubbing the
person that's around you. So if you're looking at your
phone or texting on your phone while you're not actually alone,
you're a fubber.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I probably do that a lot.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Phone snubbing phone something I'm probably do. You're a fubber?
Can you guys? Tell that it's kind of a slow
news dated, But just know.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
When you're out to dinner and you notice that somebody's
just picking up their phones out of nowhere, call just
scream it.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
It sounds like a bad word, it does, It's not though,
it's like something you should not do in public.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, yeah, many of you do, so be careful if
you're pubbing this weekend. The news doesn't get that much better,
but this guy's feels funny.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
It gets better.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
So the guy that's going viral that I called the
piggy Dude, I called him a piggy dude for a
reason because he went for a walk. He's trending big
time this morning for what happened on his walk, and
this is him talking about it.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So I'm walking down and.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I got like twenty pigs following me. Legit.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I don't know what to do. So yeah, no, wait,
like I stopped and they stopped. Video.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
I want to take my gallar tree bagging.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
They're so cute. Okay, now he gets scared.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I don't know, should I run?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I would imagine that is kind of scary. Yeah, following you,
that's a lot of pigs. They could take me over.
Two pigs following you still weird. Yeah, twenty pigs following you,
wild pigs.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I could defend myself with a couple of pigs, but
you know, you get to twenty, you're going to be overtaken.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
In the video, though, he does stop, and there's twenty
pigs or however many pigs are behind him and they
all stop at the same time.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
The second he stops, he's like, what are they trying to?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Is he shaped like a pig?
Speaker 8 (12:37):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Maybe they think he's their leader.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, I don't know. I think like in a city
street or was he out like hiking or something. No,
he's just like on a street. I don't think it
was a city. It looked like more like suburbs or
something like that. Wherever there's wild pigs that just gallivant.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Random, random and bizarre.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Look up that video if you want to laugh today.
Thankfully he's all right, nothing bad happened.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
That is trending.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at advocatesla dot com.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Lylah is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Kai.
So in a few minutes we're gonna call him and
see if they'll tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her a second date. But first, Lila, why
do you think you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 9 (13:21):
I think it's because I called him a perver?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Was that being playful or you called him a pervert.
Speaker 10 (13:31):
Yeah, yeah, but I didn't, like I didn't mean to.
Speaker 9 (13:35):
We actually like went out on a first date and
it was so great.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
I like we got along so well.
Speaker 9 (13:42):
It was like the best first date I ever had.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
And then at the end, no, yeah, it was.
Speaker 9 (13:49):
He was so sweet. He watched me to my car
and everything. At the end of the night, like before that,
like we did go to his car and like mess
him out a little bit. We didn't like hook up,
but like you know, it got close and we're like okay, okay,
next time. Yeah, And then like you know, later that
(14:15):
night he texted me and he was like, hey, you know,
I hope you know I wasn't like too forward, and
you know, I'm glad that like we waited because I
really like you and I want this to like continue,
and I want to make sure that I'm like respecting
you and your boundaries. So I texted him back, you
(14:36):
were perfect, And I haven't heard from him anymore. I
went to check my text and there's nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
And then I looked.
Speaker 9 (14:47):
At my last text and I see that like my
phone auto corrected perfect to pervert.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Oh yeah, that.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Could have done it.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
And I didn't notice at all.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
He said, I hope I wasn't pushing any boundaries, and
you responded you were a pervert instead of you were perfect?
Speaker 9 (15:10):
Oh no, you see, Oh gosh, I was so excited
when I was like testing him that like I didn't
notice it at all. Yeah, And a few days went
by and now and I.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Saw that, and like, so you know, if you tried
to reach out to him and be like, hey, I
didn't mean to call you a pervert. I was actually
saying you were perfect, not you're a pervert.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
No, because I don't know if she's going to be
believe me. You know, I'm like a little embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Okay, Lilah is on the phone and she's getting ghosted
by a guy named Kai. So we're about to call
him and see if I'll tell us why he's ghosting
her and maybe get her a second date. But first, Lila,
why don't you refresh our memory on why you think
you're getting ghosted again?
Speaker 9 (15:57):
Because I accidentally called it. I'm not pervert, Yeah, but
it wasn't.
Speaker 10 (16:03):
It wasn't intentional.
Speaker 9 (16:04):
It was like auto cracked, and I didn't notice. Yeah,
I haven't heard from him.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yeah, because you guys mess around a little bit, and
he sent you a text being respectful, saying you hope
he wasn't pushing any boundaries and you meant to say
you were perfect, but you said you were a pervert.
Speaker 11 (16:22):
Yeah, so that.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Means we can tell him that there's a chance you
could get a second date.
Speaker 9 (16:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hope.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
All right, Well here we go. I'm gonna Dallas phe
of her right now.
Speaker 9 (16:34):
Okay, okay, okay, Hello, Hi.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Man speak to Kai please, yes speaking? Hey Kai? How
are you? This is a radio show. It's called The
Jebel Show. Hi, Kai A Nina. Hi. I'm Victoria and
my name is Jewel. What's up? Hey? How are you?
Have you ever heard of the Jebel Show before? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (16:57):
You guys are the ones that catch like cheaters and stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Right, yeah, we do. You're you're not cheating on anybody?
I don't think. Are you scared?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
We're calling you today because we also do a segment
on the show called your First Date follow Up. So
that's where if you go out with somebody and you
end up ghosting them, they can email us to get
you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them
and we got an email about you kai.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Okay from uh.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yes it is Lilah. She told us a little bit
about your date, said that she actually thought it was
one of the best dates of her life. She just
wants to know if she did something wrong.
Speaker 12 (17:42):
Okay, Yeah, I'm ghosting here for two reasons.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Actually one she called.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Me a pervert about that.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah, too, is crazy. Her mom is a crazy Yeah yeah,
like nuts written Okay. She told us about the pervert thing.
Just to let you know. That was an autocorrect. She
told us that you texted or something about like you
hope you weren't pushing any boundaries. She meant to text
you back to say you were perfect and different, auto
(18:13):
corrected to you were pervert.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
So yeah, all I got was that I was just
trying to be respectful.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
You were, Yeah, but her mom's crazy. What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah, that's the thing, like the pervert thing.
Speaker 12 (18:26):
It's like, okay, sure autocorrect.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (18:29):
Maybe she was.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
At the time. I was like, oh, are you serious?
Speaker 12 (18:31):
I thought she might have been joking, but I just
left it alone.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
But I don't know. So I decided to.
Speaker 12 (18:36):
Go snooping on her Instagram a little bit and yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
I saw a picture of.
Speaker 12 (18:41):
Her mom and I recognized her the mom from a
parking lot.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
You know, recently a woman got.
Speaker 12 (18:49):
Out of her car and just started like cursing me
out and like kicking my tires.
Speaker 11 (18:54):
She thought I.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Stole her parking space.
Speaker 13 (18:56):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I was there first.
Speaker 13 (18:57):
And it's the same.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
It was her mom.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Her mom. Oh no, her mom road raged on you,
like total Karen behavior, like absolute like call. It was embarrassing.
Are you sure it was her mom?
Speaker 13 (19:12):
I'm positive.
Speaker 12 (19:13):
Yeah, they like crazy eyes and everything.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
Oh my, you know, no, no, no, no, no, what
did you say about my mom?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Hey, Kai, that's Lilah. She's actually on the phone listing
and wants to talk to you. Crazy eyes.
Speaker 9 (19:34):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 12 (19:36):
Your mom totally cursed me out in public, and I listen,
I'm not.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Trying to kill the whole. Sorry, tell the whole.
Speaker 9 (19:42):
Sorry, because because she told me so you knew this, Lilah, No, No, like.
Speaker 10 (19:48):
I didn't know it was him, but like she told
me about this guy who like she she went up
went to park this guy like cut and like took
her part party. And then you're you're.
Speaker 8 (20:01):
Not gonna believe what happened he got out of the
car and like farted, like he let out like.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
A large allowed fart, like.
Speaker 7 (20:13):
At your mom my, mom, this is disgusting, insane, Like
who does that?
Speaker 9 (20:22):
And now he's saying that she.
Speaker 10 (20:23):
Has crazy eyes when when he's doing something like that.
Speaker 12 (20:27):
Come on, listen, I did not start with the fart,
all right. It was a whole situation where she was
yelling at me. I wanted to get away from this woman.
She kept coming towards me. What else am I going
to do?
Speaker 11 (20:40):
All right?
Speaker 7 (20:40):
So I yeah, you know, normal human being.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Listen, I did what I had to do. I farted
in her general direction.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
And I do it again.
Speaker 9 (20:54):
Listening to yourself like this crazy that's insane, Like I'm.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Not to hit her. I'm not gonna punch her. I'm
gonna I'm gonna solve.
Speaker 9 (21:06):
Disusting.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I mean, I kind of get the logic.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
No, listen, I don't.
Speaker 12 (21:12):
I don't date someone who's crazy. I don't date and
and listen, women turn into their mothers, right, So it's
clear that you're going to become crazy if you're not.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Honestly, you're kind.
Speaker 8 (21:21):
Of you yet No, no, no, that's so disrespectful, Like
you don't talk about my mother like that?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Well, Kai, would you like another date with Lilah? Won'll
pay for it?
Speaker 11 (21:37):
No?
Speaker 12 (21:38):
I think I'm good.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Cool Lilah?
Speaker 6 (21:46):
No?
Speaker 7 (21:47):
And like, how dare you f and my mom? You pervert?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Would you will first date?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Fall?
Speaker 7 (21:58):
Don't call me stupid?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
All right?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're
an intellectual, don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for somber tickets. And let's meet today's contestant for
you versus Victoria, Brittany. What's up, Brittany? How are you?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I'm good? How are you good? Are you ready to
take on Victoria?
Speaker 11 (22:29):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (22:29):
I am so excited. I've been trying to get through forever.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Yeah yeah, well I just finished my coffee, so all.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Right, yeah, good, all right, We're gonna send Victoria out
of the studio and here we go. Games played like this, Brittany,
you have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed and Victoria
has to be you outright to win?
Speaker 11 (22:54):
Okay, okay, great?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
What do I win? Somber tickets? Thanks for listening. The
artist is somber. You don't get it? Like an opportunity
to be somber, right, the hardest somber. Okay, here, here
we go. Your time starts.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Now up to how many feet can you see clearly
if you have twenty twenty vision.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Twenty?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
What is the name of a shoe without laces or buckles?
What does monochrome mean in fashion?
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Different colors?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
What device converts electrical energy into sound? What animal has
the longest pregnancy?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
All right, got that, and we'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. Victoria, And while she's getting settled and putting
on her headphones and stuff, here's a question for you, Brittany.
If animals can talk, which one do you think would
be the rudest.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Hyena?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
The hyena? Why?
Speaker 7 (24:06):
Yeah, they make those creepy sounds, and I just feel
like they're always chatting anyway, and they're probably just laughing
at you.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Well, good point, Yeah, Victoria, If animals could talk, which
one do you think would be the rudest?
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Party things like my cat? But because you would see
everything like birds like a ball, like bald.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Eagles are rude.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Only only because they see everything, and they're probably like
up there just chilling, like sitting on poles and stuff
and being like.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Man, wow, a cool stand.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
They're judging everybody because they're wise. Yeah, they look wise
at least. Yeah, maybe something something in the sky that
sees everything. I don't like a fish but only see
the bottom of the Ocean's logical. They probably just like,
look at your feet, hold them all right.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Here we go thirty seconds. As many questions as possible.
If you don't know one either, just say passed in
Victoria you have to beat Brittany outright to win, and Brittany,
you can tell Victoria win.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
To go.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Okay, three, two up to how many feet can you
see clearly if you have twenty twenty vision?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
One oh twenty.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
What is the name for a shoe without laces or buckles?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Uh? Sketchers? What does monochrome mean in fashion? What are
they called?
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Damn? Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Okay, no one color? What device converts electrical energy into sound?
Speaker 6 (25:32):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Crapass, I don't want to know.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
When you war out of time?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
You know? One more? That's the time she's going to
slow send it over to the score and see how
you guys did. Was not me with our scoreboard producer Tree.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Victory victory victory. Victoria came in with two and Brittany
came in with three.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Congratulations, Brittany, that's not a mean thing, bro, Victoria, you
got somber tickets. Thank you for playing.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
So excited.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah alright, let's get the answers now from Nina.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
If you have twenty twenty vision, that means you can
clearly see twenty feet.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Whoa, that's cool. That's cool. I never knew that either.
I mean that makes sense. Yeah, I guess you're right.
I mean it does at twenty four. Well, you can
see twenty that's twenty that I oh.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
You can see clearly at twenty feet, which should normally
be seen at twenty feet. So that's why. So you
can see at twenty feet push to normally be seen
at twenty feet.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Twenty twenty, whereas if you have eighteen twenty you can
only see eighteen feet of twenty.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Of what should be seen at twenty, Yes, eighteen. What
if you have one hundred twenty that means you can
see clearly at one hundred feet.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
When you're looking right at me right now, Jeuwbil and
I answered as many questions as I can.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I don't know ye for a second.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
The name of a shoe without laces or buckles is
a slip on monochrome.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Are you serious? Yes, that's a joke.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Monochrome means wearing one color all the same color.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
The device that converts electrical energy into.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Sound, you got that one right, No, I'm so mad
about the slip on one.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Oh I didn't.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Like No, duh, that's like not accurate.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Device.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
It converts electrical energy into sound as a speaker.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
And the animal that has the longest pregnancy is an elephant.
Are you twenty two months? Y'all? Twenty two months and
Analyta is pregnant. That's oh yeah, that does not sound
fun at at all. Well, Brindy, thank you for playing.
Speaker 7 (27:32):
Thank you so excited.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, we play you vers Victoria at the same time
every single weekday morning remembers you want to play just
dm us at the Jubil show or go to the
Jubilshow dot com and your phone break happens every single
hour on the twenties. Yes, Victoria's raising her hand.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
What was the sound question?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
What what devices? Electrical energy into sound?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Yeah, speaker electrical energy into sound. Are really losing me there.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
We've watched you many times.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
It's time take catch a cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Liam is on the phone today for to catch cheater
and he thinks that his girlfriend, Jessica of three years,
might have started messing around. So we'll see if we
can help him out. Liam, Sorry you have to come
on the show this way, But what's up? Why do
you think Jessica might be cheating on you?
Speaker 13 (28:21):
Okay? I mean, well, so it's like, I mean, we
did dating someone for like three years. You kind of
just pick up certain behaviors, you know what I mean,
Like you're kind of you kind of are just like
aware of certain things. So for example, like Jessica, she's
been like super giddy with her phone recently. And it's
not stuff that has to do with it'll be her
being giddy with her phone while I'm home, you know
(28:42):
what I mean, Like I'm not texting her and we'll
be together, and she's just super giddy on the phone.
She's also super distant right now, like she doesn't really
want to like do anything physically, do you know what
I mean, she's kind of not super active in the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
You mean, like should we looking, should be looking at
her phone and she's all smiley and giggly and stuff,
but it's not you texting her.
Speaker 13 (29:03):
Yeah, exactly, like because because I wouldn't have even sent
her a text message. And I'll look over and I'll
see her just kind of like in a kind of
mood with her phone's giddy, you know what i mean. Yeah,
she's kind of giggly and like, yeah, kind of just
sort of firtatious energy is what I'm picking up. But
I'm not the one texting.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Yeah, I've been in that situation before. It is like
it does make you feel a certain way, like who's
she talking to?
Speaker 13 (29:25):
I mean, that's the thing, Like I'm just kind of
picking up this stuff off of her. Like for example,
the other day, she she mentioned something about we were
watching like some Marvel movies cause we're kind of we're
catching up on the marrow, right, And she mentioned something
about Chris Evans, like in this joking way. She was
talking about Chris Evans in this way that it kind
of felt like a joke, like inside joke, you know
what I mean. You would just feel like you're outside
(29:47):
of the joke, because it felt like she was making
some kind of joke that she has with someone about
Chris Evans. I can't stop overthinking it, Like I'm I'm
probably overthinking that aspect, but it just felt weird. It
felt like she was making a joke with somebody that
I not a part of. You know, Okay, he's In general,
she's been going out with her friends a lot more,
and I'm just not sure. I kind of think that
she's going out with a guy.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Do you know any of your her friends, Like, could
you confirm she was going out with her friends or not?
Speaker 13 (30:12):
I know a couple of her friends, but most of
her friends live out of the city and out of
the state, Like they've moved out a couple of her
friends like from work to live out here. But like
I just I've never really seen her with a relationship
with them in the way that I'm seeing it lately.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Is there anything else going on that you think she
could be cheating?
Speaker 13 (30:30):
I mean, well, the other day, like we were kind
of supposed to go on some date night stuff and
so that kind of got canceled. So I was kind
of like expecting us to maybe do something physical. Then
at that point like okay, well we don't have to
go out, but let's just stay in like wink wink
kind of stuff. And so I was kind of like
pressure in that, but she wasn't even really taking notice
to that, like she kind of going the other direction,
(30:50):
and so all this stuff is just adding up, you.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Know, Yeah, like she's having fun with somebody else, she's
joking around on the phone, and then she's putting up
boundaries where she's not trying to touch you that is uncomfortable.
Speaker 7 (30:58):
Yeah, it's just like it's the whole cocktail.
Speaker 13 (31:01):
It's like every ingredient, you know, right in the.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Middle of you're to catch a cheater if you're just
joining us. Liam is on the phone and he thinks
that his girlfriend of three years named Jessica might be
messing around. So we're about to call her and pretend
to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards
card member and say that she's this month's lucky winner
of free flowers from our Florida department and we'll see
if she sends those to her boyfriend Liam or to
somebody else. But before we call her, Liam why don't
(31:24):
you break down your situation for us again real quick?
Speaker 13 (31:26):
Yeah, I mean basically, it's what you're saying, right, Like,
I just kind of want to find out because I
haven't had a conversation with my girlfriend, like up to
her face or anything like that.
Speaker 6 (31:34):
But I'm just.
Speaker 13 (31:34):
Seeing all the signs, Like she's talking weird on the phone,
she's not really intimate with me. She's just kind of
in a weird place. She's like making weird Captain America jokes.
It's just all this stuff is just kind of adding up,
like I'm just seeing all this time without the actual confirmation.
Speaker 7 (31:49):
So that's we're all coming.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
All right? Are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 11 (31:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (31:53):
I guess so.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Corbett
calling from I was looking for our Rewards card member
named Jessica.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
Is this Jessica?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Hi, Jessica, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm calling with a big congratulations. Here
this month's winner.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Oh what did I win?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Oh? Well, every single month we choose one Awards card
member who gets a free gift from us, and this
month it's sort of a his her package. So you've
won thirty six long stem red roses. And then also,
we've got a couple of movie passes that you can
send to somebody special in your life if you want
to take them to the movies.
Speaker 7 (32:32):
Oh cool, thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
No problem. I can have the flowers just delivered to
your address if that works.
Speaker 7 (32:39):
Some Yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Thank you great. And then did you want to send
the movie passes to somebody special?
Speaker 9 (32:46):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (32:47):
Yeah, I think there's someone I'd like to send one
to you.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
All we need would be the first and last name
of the person. Anything you want to put on a card,
and then we get the address and will be get
to go.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
So the first name is Kevin k e v I.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Okay, Anything you want to put on the card to Kevin?
Speaker 13 (33:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (33:05):
Actually, will you put to Captain America? And then will
you put thanks for making my dreams come true? Cap
Thanks dreams come true?
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Now that's yes?
Speaker 6 (33:16):
What's the yo? Like?
Speaker 13 (33:18):
Are you serious, Jessica? What the who the hell is Kevin?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Hey, Jessica, that's your boyfriend Liam. This is not the
grocery store. It's actually a radio show called the Jubil Show. Yeah,
I have Nina. Hi am Victoria and my name is
Jubel and we do a segment called to Catch a
Cheater where if you think your significant others messing around,
you see who they send certain things to, and that
was your boyfriend Liam. Who's on the phone. I think
you wants to know who Kevin is?
Speaker 7 (33:39):
Weam?
Speaker 6 (33:39):
What is going on?
Speaker 7 (33:41):
I'm so confused.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I think we are too.
Speaker 6 (33:45):
We're on the radio now.
Speaker 7 (33:46):
What is happening?
Speaker 13 (33:48):
No, Like, Jessa, what what is going on with you?
Speaker 9 (33:51):
Like?
Speaker 13 (33:51):
What are you trying to make my dreams come true?
Speaker 6 (33:53):
Like?
Speaker 7 (33:53):
What what does this even mean? Like what the is
going on with me?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
What the with you?
Speaker 6 (33:58):
You think I'm cheating?
Speaker 11 (34:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (34:01):
Like and clearly right, Like what's the I mean? Like
who do Kevin? Like can you explain any of this
to me? Like like really so, Like you're not even
touching me in bed, Like you're not down to gett
intimate with me. You're literally weird on the phone all
the time. Like you're so weird on the phone, Like
I just like you're like just going out with your
friends all the time. Like like how am I not
supposed to think you're cheating?
Speaker 7 (34:22):
I'm not cheating? Like what is wrong with you?
Speaker 6 (34:24):
It's just some guy.
Speaker 7 (34:25):
From the gym.
Speaker 13 (34:27):
That's not better? Like what are you talk some guys
from the gym?
Speaker 7 (34:30):
Like that's that's a lateral move, Like you're like, I'm
not cheating. I already said I'm not cheating on you.
Just this guy from the gym. He looks exactly like
Chris Evans, Like.
Speaker 13 (34:41):
I don't understand, Like, so he's this guy from the gym.
He looks like Captain America. So what am I then?
Speaker 6 (34:47):
Like for real?
Speaker 7 (34:48):
No, cause, like Chris Evans is on my list, on
my tree b list, you know, so it's not cheating
if it's who's from the list, Like are.
Speaker 13 (34:56):
You hearing how it's not getting better for you?
Speaker 7 (34:58):
Like the more you it's not cheating, you said, anyone
on the five people that we agree on is not cheating.
And Kevin is like basically exactly Chris Evans, So it's
not cheating, but he's not.
Speaker 13 (35:13):
You can hook up with Chris Evans, not Kevin. That's
not how this works. Like I don't get to just
go find a girl that looks like Sophia Viagara and
like like like just because he's got the same vibe
how this works?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
So you are messing around with him?
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Ok?
Speaker 7 (35:29):
To be clear, I'm not cheating. I'm just kind of
like messing around with Chris Evans, who is on my list.
Speaker 13 (35:37):
But what does so Joe like his name is Kevin.
What are you talking about? Who's hooking up with Chris Evans?
Speaker 7 (35:45):
But he looks exactly like Chris Evans.
Speaker 13 (35:48):
That is not how this works. First of all, the
celebrity hookup list is like a joke, you know what
I mean, Like it's kind of like a joke, assuming
that you will never meet Chris Evans. You don't just
get to find blonde dudes with biceps and then make
that count. Like that's not how it works. And even
if you did hook up with Chris Evans, I would
still look at it as cheating because the celebrity hookup
list is like a joke, you know what I mean, Like,
it's not a real like thing.
Speaker 7 (36:09):
So you liked me when you said that it was
fine to put someone on the list, dear liar.
Speaker 13 (36:14):
I like you, like, how are you twisting this that way?
That doesn't even know Like it's a joke list. And
if someone I can't even explain this, like it you're
hooking up with this dude, that's all, Like you're really
hooking up.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
Yeah, I thought that's the plan when we made the list.
I mean, I haven't thought I said yet. I've been trying, like.
Speaker 13 (36:38):
You've been trying, Like you literally just said it like
you you've been trying. So you're trying to hook up
and cheat on me with Kevin.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
From the gym No, only because he looks like Captain America.
Speaker 13 (36:49):
Cool, So he kind of looks like Captain America. So
therefore I'm gonna go ahead and start hooking up with
the scarlet wist. This is over. This is insane. I
can't even believe it. I mean, thanks guys for exposing this.
I mean, like this is around.
Speaker 7 (37:01):
It's so over. Wait are you freaking up with me?
Speaker 13 (37:07):
Yeah? Yeah, so like you just admitted everything I need
to hear. So, I mean, I can't even believe you're
confused right now.
Speaker 11 (37:14):
Like the fact that you're confused.
Speaker 7 (37:16):
No, this is over.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 13 (37:19):
So I'm gonna give you a week to get your
stuff out of my spot. Maybe you can bring Captain
America with his big old try sets to come help
you out, because this is this is over.
Speaker 11 (37:28):
You gotta get out.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
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What's trending.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
There's a couple of pretty wild stories that we need
to talk about, and I would love to hear your thoughts.
One of them involves an arrest that was made this morning,
and the other one involves Katy Perry. So just know
there will be thoughts. But first, something a little bit
easier to die you. Cool cations are the move. A
lot of you may have come back from spring break,
went on spring break. Wish you went on spring break.
(38:06):
If you're thinking about summer, the trend now for traveling
is coolcations.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Would that like go to a snowy place or something?
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yeah, oh okay, it's too hot?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah yeah, So people are just going other places where
they can cool off.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I guess I get it too. I was waiting for
Jubile to poop on it.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Why.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I mean, I like hot too.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Personally, I don't like going to see the snow. I
don't like any of that.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I mean, I like hot vacations that nobody would ever
want to go on a vacation with me to this
places I'd want.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
To go, yeah, I mean desert.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Yeah, I'd like to go to I'd like to go
to the Middle East where it gets one hundred and
forty in the desert, and nobody wants to do that.
I mean either way, you guys botha. It doesn't sound
the greatest for me, but I see how people could
like it.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah, well, it just leaves more hot space for you guys,
and also would mean that it's cheaper to go to
hotter destinations if everybody is trying to go to cool one.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yeah, it is nice if you like heat and you
go you want to go to the like Arizona when
it's the hottest, it's usually cheaper, you know, like July,
it's not to go there. It's three. Yeah, it's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Yeah, you look so happy just talking idea.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yeah, I just on a rock and you're not a lizard, bro,
I feel like I am.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
That makes you feel like I just want to go
into the living room that has a c pull the
blinds down, no sun, leave me alone with my iced anything.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
I've been on vacations in Arizona. It's like that, and
I'll be outside jump roping is one hundred and twenty
degrees ridiculous. Everybody's inside. I just have the sliding door
open where they're at because they have like ac and
they're just like talking to them in there. I'm like,
I don't want to be inside though.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Outside it's so bad. I've been out there one time
and I'm like, I would never live there. I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Yeah, mean either it is cool then done that.
Speaker 11 (39:46):
In another.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
We need to eat a big rock to lay on.
That's what we need to put in the front yard.
And to lay on a rock.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I know people think I joked when I say I'm
going to the desert to lay on a rock for hours.
That's just literally what it is.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
I think we have a picture of it. Speaking of heat,
there's some heat on this artist. Remember singer. He's called David,
but he's spelled d four VD. It was a while
ago that this story broke because it was really strange.
There was a body that was found in the trunk
of his tesla, and so from the very beginning he
was always considered a suspect, but they hadn't done any
(40:18):
arrests and there wasn't enough evidence to do that. So again,
really sad. It was a fourteen year old girl. If
you didn't hear the story that he was allegedly linked to. Yeah,
he even had a song that came out called Romantic
Homicide that actually he did really well. And he was
touring when the body was found. So the update is
he has been arrested, Oh wow, and on suspicion of murder.
(40:41):
His lawyers insist that he is innocent, and right now
it is just suspicion, and so you know, it's still
going to continue to play out. But there is nothing
in this story that we've heard so far that does
not point to guilty.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Pretty much seems like he's guilty.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
Yeah, I wonder what it is that because this huge delay,
because the suspicion might daughter was all telling me about
this story, you know, maybe I don't know how long
ago was last year, last year, Yeah, and she was
telling me about it, and she was fully convinced that
this was the outcome. But there was this whole delay
where he's just been out, he canceled his tour, he
(41:15):
did all these things, and now like all of a sudden,
like a month of nothing and then boom, Well it happened.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
I think they had to prove the timeline because he
was touring when the body was found.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
But I also feels so dumb. Why would you put a.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Body in your car and drive your car in the
middle of a parking lot and so many questions. It
looks like you're just asking to be arrested.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
He actually had the car in the Hollywood Hills and
it got towed to a toe lot and that found
that's where.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
They found the body.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
But the body was in it when it was you know,
in the Hollywood Hills.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Most likely, which is also stupid, right, It's just weird
and so sad for the family of this girl. Yes,
but we'll see what happens and see if he actually
ends up getting charged this time or at all. The
other story that's pretty crazy. It's about Katy Perry. And
do you guys remember Ruby Rose. She's an actress. She's
an Australian actress, model, she was an Orange is the
(42:07):
New Black and some other movies. But she is claiming
that Katy Perry had sexually harassed her in a club
twenty years ago, right, And so she was talking about
the situation which sounds kind of ridiculous. I'm just picturing
two drunk girls hanging out and then allegedly Katy Perry
just kind of got up with her parts in her face.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Her parts in her face, she put her parts on
her face, on her face. I'd be upset if somebody did,
if I was hanging out with my buddies. Yeah, and
I'll be mad. And I'm not one to question victims.
You know, let it come out in the in the
court or whatever it is that you're doing, and let
the details come out. But you know, I don't know why.
But I don't know Katy Perry. I don't know anything
(42:52):
of her other than what I've seen in public. But
it sounds like something Katy Perry would do.
Speaker 11 (42:57):
I know.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
It doesn't like it just does, doesn't it. I said
this to Jubil earlier.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
We were both kind of like, you know, we don't
know Katy Perry, and I'm sure she's lovely in different situations,
but I feel like she just tries to be funny,
and her funny doesn't come off right right, and her
funny just makes things worse, awkwardly worse. Kind of like
it feels like that's what this was like, I don't
think she was trying to be terrible in a moment,
but that's very invasive.
Speaker 4 (43:21):
Yeah, and if you do it, you know, you've got
to be aware that that's inappropriate and you're opening yourself
up later.
Speaker 11 (43:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Well she's not even necessarily suing her, she's calling her out.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Oh there's no legal no, And that's so I.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Think Australia is trying to they're looking too.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Australia is looking into it, but Ruby Rose has no
plans to actually press charges. She did this whole like
kind of expose that she wrote in like a magazine
or article about it. But now people are coming out
to defend Katy Perry saying that Ruby Rose does this
all the time, and she tries to tell stories about
other people that never get you know, any there's nothing that,
no truth ever comes from it.
Speaker 8 (43:58):
Yea.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
And so I think if you're going to speak up,
you should probably bring it legal, something legal, because that
gives it validity.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah, I mean yeah, otherwise it's just kind of a
he says.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
Why are you? Why are you?
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Yeah, but the club owner remembers them being there and
some of this stuff happening, So right, man, I told you,
they were crazy stories.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Stay tuned, Stay tuned.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
I would be very mad if somebody did that to me.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Yeah, I would be very bad too, and I would
do it and depending on how hot she was, Okay, yeah, sorry, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
This is what happens when people aren't living on social
media NonStop. Twenty years ago, you didn't have the like snapchat,
Instagram in your face, so nobody thought it.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Yeah, so don't do that this weekend.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Yeah, enjoy your weekend.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
But that only put those parts on people if they
want you to. Yeah, if they like it, yeah yeah,
if they're only time, you should be placing your parts
on other other people.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Hey, baby, that's right, let's go play some parts on
each other.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
Something new.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
What do you say?
Speaker 3 (45:00):
I put my dope?
Speaker 1 (45:03):
You got to be donebles?
Speaker 12 (45:07):
Dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Hello? Yeah, hey you have a dirty little secret. I
do sweet? What is it?
Speaker 11 (45:14):
Well? In high school, uh know, it's pretty competitive in
academics and athletics, and so when gentleman was always beating
me in the chemistry lab, and so we did something
called titration. I Tration is involved where you take these
different chemicals and you try to find out what the
chemical is by applying different chemicals to it and determine
(45:36):
if it's a base or an acid, and so on
and so forth, and eventually he come up with a chemical compound.
So this case, yeah, he always beat me, and so
he always got the top of the top three. I
always got second. So there's one case I'm going to
get even with this guy. So I took his test
tubes that were full of chemicals, and I took him
to the men's room and peating him because that what
(46:00):
was in there.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
All right, well, hey, thank you for your dirty little secrets.
Speaker 11 (46:05):
All right, all right, have a good one.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Appreciate what's your dirty little secret.
Host
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