Full Jubal Show from Friday Febuary 6th, 2026

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's the Jewbil Show, and this just in Kim Kardashian
is dating F one driver Lewis Hamilton. Experts say it's
the first time Lewis Hamilton has written something with so
many miles on it.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh wow, No time for real news or fake news?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
The segment where I read a news story from the
week that's gone viral and you have to tell me
if it's a real news story or a fake news
story that people actually believe. Here's your first headline for
real news or fake news. FDA issues nationwide recall on
popular honeybrand that contains ed medication.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
A popular honeybased product called ashfat al alharamine energy support
was recalled nationwide after dozens of men were admitted to
the hospital with unexplained stiffness that lasted for more than
four hours. After doctors did some research, they found that
all of these men had used the honey product just
before their sundial decided to read high noon for hours

(01:06):
upon hours upon hours. Food and Drug Administration researched and
found tadla Field tail Dolla, Phil, I don't know how
you say it. Toadalafield probably in the honey A prescription
medication used to treat a rectile dysfunction. The ingredient was

(01:28):
not on the Honey's label and also is something that
you need with a prescription, so it shouldn't have been
in there anyway. Wow, people who bought the honey our
advice to stop using it immediately and follow the seller's
instructions for returning or disposing of it. Meanwhile, I bet
there's some guys out there who can't wait to get
their hands on it. Yeah, the Honey, I mean, well
probably anyway, is that a real news story or a

(01:51):
fake news story? Nina, I feel like this has to
be real.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Remember that trend that was going along not that long ago,
where like college students were eating honey packets for the
reason exact reason. Yeah, and I bet you that's where
this honeyplace got the idea for probably. Oh my gosh,
I'm going with real. I'm going through okay, Victoria.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
FDA issues nationwide recall on popular honey brand that contains
ed medication. Is that a real news story or fake?

Speaker 5 (02:16):
It's real?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
It is all unreal? Yeah, I think so produce a freeze.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
Yeah, I'm going to go with real. But just because
of what Nina said.

Speaker 7 (02:23):
She'd heard that four this is.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I Love you, though it was fake. Check your honey labels, everybody.
That's so funny. That's just for energy. But I guess
it needs to really specify what kind. Yeah, this is
your next headline for real news or fake news? A
segment where I read a news story from the week
that's gone viral and you have to tell me if
it's a real news story or a fake one that
people actually believed. Bank teller accidentally ends marriage and stops

(02:51):
robbery in one afternoon, Hey multitasking, here's active the story.
Talk about awkward customer service. A former bank teller is
going via after admitting that she accidentally ended a marriage
and prevented a robbery all the same afternoon. According to
the bank teller, a married couple came into her bank
because the wife was worried about money that kept disappearing

(03:11):
from their shared account. That's when things started to unravel.
As they reviewed the account, she noticed a pattern of
small charges ten dollars here, twenty five dollars there, happening
frequently enough to raise questions. Turns out they investigated the
charges and they were from only fans. Oh wow. The

(03:32):
wife wasn't exactly happy finding out that there had been
a bunch of money spent from OnlyFans. From her husband.
Oh my gosh, I'm furious. It's such a waste of
mind here. And in the middle of the bank, the
couple stepped aside and started arguing. According to the teller,
the disagreement escalated and unfortunately for one would be criminal,
that's when he decided to enter the bank. Masks and

(03:56):
security footage shows the suspect pausing near the interests, assessing
the city, and attempting to approach the counter, only to
be drowned out by the couple arguing about the only
fans subscriptions. At one point, whenes to say, the suspect
tried to interrupt them by politely asking them to lower
their tone. The wife responded by yelling at him, do
not tell me to calm down. Yes. The robber allegedly

(04:20):
tried again a little more firmly, saying he needed everybody's attention,
and even though he had a gun on him, the
couple completely ignored him entirely and kept arguing about the
only fans. After several failed attempts to a certain control
over the room and being visibly uncomfortable. The robber ran
out of the bank and a robbery was stopped. Police

(04:41):
later confirmed that there was an attempted robbery, nobody was stolen,
no injuries were reported, all because the couple was arguing
about the husband having only fans charged. Is this a
real new story or a fake news story? Nina? I
really hope this is a real story, Victoria. Real fake.

Speaker 8 (04:56):
Yeah, I'm gonna say fake because if the guy went
with the wife and he knows why the money is
going away, why would.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
You still have the bank teller look up why the
money's going away?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Did he use he didn't get it?

Speaker 5 (05:07):
I would really hope you would just use comments.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Too much, produce a freeze real news story or fake
news story.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
I believe that a woman would do that, but I
don't think that the timing would be that perfect.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Exactly like, Hey, can you guys come down talking love?
That is a real news story. Wow on North Carolina
when a woman who's mad? Here is another headline for
real news or fake news? This headline is ridiculous. Epstein

(05:41):
investigation takes bizarre turn after email appears to out Bill
Gates as popular E D M d J. If you
haven't seen the news. Bill Gates has been outed in
emails from Jeffrey Epstein that also said that he contracted
an STI from one of the women. Upon reviewing thousands

(06:02):
of emails connected to the Epstein case, investigators are reportedly
caught off guard after stumbling upon a message that had
nothing to do with the crimes, finances, or travel, but
instead appears to accidentally reveal that Bill Gates may secretly
be the DJ Dead Mouse. US officials are looking into it,
but one of the emails to Bill Gates said, Bill,

(06:22):
if you don't respond to me asap, I will tell
everybody about you being Dead Mouse. I highly doubt the
millions of fans of your music would be dancing if
they knew that it was an elderly tech CEO that
they've been dancing to this whole time. Is that a
real news story or a fake news story? Bill Gates
is actually Dead Mouse? Nina, that's gotta be fake, man.
I love the idea of Victoria's real.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
It's real.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
That's crazy. You do believe that would be so amazing.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
I can't believe that Dead Mouse is Bill Gates.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
No, No, it would Yes, it's obviously a fake news damage.
The funny part is that people did believe it, and
it was shared five million times, and also reports of
multiple Dead Mouse tracks dropping from playlists because actually, like
what hous is Bill Gays, I'm done.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
It's another jubile phone frame weekday mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
You Hi, can I be connected with it? Room? Please?

Speaker 6 (07:33):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Welcome again? Hey, how you doing? This is Pete Eakins.
I'm the general manager here at the Santa Clair and
I just need to call and speak to you for
a second. Glad I got you in your room.

Speaker 9 (07:49):
I'm pretty busy right now.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I bet you are. I bet you got to be
super busy. Yeah, wait your I mean your team's in
the super Bowl in just a few days. It's got
to be a very stressful for you, exact.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
So, hey, I know you got a bunch of media
stuff that you probably got to do, being the director
of communications and all that for the team. But I
won't take too much of your time. I do have
to let you know, though, you and well the entire
organization of the Patriots are going to have to vacate
our premises immediately. What you're talking about, Yeah, I'm the

(08:27):
messenger just want to let you know that. But there
was a change of ownership at the hotel last night.
It's been being worked on for a while, and yeah,
it finally went through last night. They were thinking of
what happened after the Super Bowl, after the teams were gone,
but the buyer completed the acquisition and under the terms
of their purchase agreement, they have exercised a clause allowing

(08:49):
them to terminate existing hotel contracts prior to effective management
transfer date. And unfortunately that means that they said, your
rooms are no longer contracted for the team, and everybody
in the entire New England Patriots organization must vacate or
they will be rested for trespassing at this point, but

(09:10):
he's given you until the end of the day.

Speaker 10 (09:12):
What the are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
I mean, I think I was pretty clear. I know
that the contracts with hotels are locked in and advanced
by the NFL, But unfortunately, I guess the clauses in
the contracts are legal, and I got to be They
told me I'm the person that gets to call and
give you the news. I was like, I think you
should call yourself because they're going to be very Upsetibo obtusly.

Speaker 10 (09:32):
We had a contract for a reason, and you can't
just transfer the rights like that. It was and no
other contract.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Unfortunately, legally it can be.

Speaker 9 (09:40):
The super Bowl is in two days. Yes, you expect
me to move.

Speaker 10 (09:46):
The entire organization and all the players who have to play,
who should be focused on getting ready to play in
the big game on Sunday.

Speaker 11 (09:53):
You expect me to be able to do this in
case or no today?

Speaker 12 (09:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (09:59):
Crazy?

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yes, yeah, yeah, It's got to be by this afternoon.
They've made it very clear. The new ownership said that
if the team is not vacated from the premises, then
they will alert the authorities and apparently legally they can
charge the team with trespassing, which I'm sure they'd love
to do because apparently the one of the reasons, and
nobody's supposed to know this, but one of the reasons
that they are being so stern about this is they

(10:22):
are a fan of the Seattle Seahawks, so they're a
fan of the different team, and that's you.

Speaker 10 (10:26):
Know, okay, I mean that has to be illegal. I mean,
we aren't off leaving. You can do whatever you want,
but this is it. We're here, We're here and that's it.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
You know, we're not leaving.

Speaker 10 (10:38):
This is crazy and the team is practicing right now anyways,
so I can't even tell anyone.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, that's another thing too. Anybody that is not currently
in their room right now, the rooms are being cleaned out.
All the stuff will be in the lobby. So if
they're practicing, the rooms have already been flipped over and
the keys of change. So that's also to be a
tough one to figure out.

Speaker 10 (11:02):
And so anybody who designed their rooms right now can't
get in and you've.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
Changed the teas.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
It's one of those situations. Hey can't You don't have
to go home, but you got to get the hell
out of here.

Speaker 10 (11:12):
Hey, you know, okay, I'm glad you're thinking this is fact.
I mean, because I'm not laughing. I've been doing this
job for twenty years and I'm going to be telling
the leaves office in the NFL, the most powerful sports
organization in the world, is going to.

Speaker 9 (11:26):
Have their lawyers on your I'm so good luck with that,
my dude.

Speaker 10 (11:31):
You whoever love this hostealth? I mean, you know what,
as a matter of fact, or are you talking about
the friend us right now? Because I'm going to come
down there and beat your friend.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
No, I'm actually no, I'm not, because this is actually
Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you.

Speaker 7 (11:47):
What did you just saying?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I said, this is a prank phone call. That's the
Jubil Show.

Speaker 9 (11:53):
How did you get my room number? How did you
know where I was staying?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
I can't really tell you that.

Speaker 9 (12:00):
I don't know if you are.

Speaker 10 (12:01):
But you know I'm gonna send the NFL's lawyers out
for you too, So good luck comping up career.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Not funny.

Speaker 13 (12:12):
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Speaker 1 (12:17):
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You're home from Machine Goo. It's time for Nina's what's trending?
How would you like to be rented by AI? Uh?
That defends for what?

Speaker 6 (12:29):
I guess? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Please, I mean if I get paid?

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Well, I think it's it's starting to sound like you
could be like a task rabbit for a bot, and
I'll tell you how that happens.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Se roles are getting reversed.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
I say that sounds going to be eventually, and.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
I'll tell you how and why I'm even talking about
this because it is a real thing, oddly enough in
just a minute. But first it is you know, Olympics time,
so we like to celebrate those things. And if you
were an Olympic medalist, would you melt down your metal
for any reason?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
I guess like if you're really hard up for cash?

Speaker 10 (12:59):
Right?

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Okay it?

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh you can sell it?

Speaker 5 (13:02):
What do you get when you melt things down like that?
Like then you like, if you have a bar of gold,
it's just a bar of gold.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
The bar, make it into a gold four thousand dollars
an ounce? Yeah you get like you going to like
a gold store.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
No one will take it?

Speaker 6 (13:15):
Yeah, it's gold.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Probably sell it somehow. Gold is different.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
You're going to struggle a little bit with the bronze.
But if you've got gold, yeah you'll be okay.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
Like I'm always like, well the bar, what are you
gonna do with this?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Well?

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Actually, people are saying that gold is more valuable than
any other type of currency. It's the only thing that
holds value.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Really, that's why people some people invest in gold really
in case in case the currency we have, how we
use it now crashes gold they say will always be there.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
You know what, I maybe I'm jumping the gun on
your story, but I thought that the medals weren't actually solid,
and they weren't. There wasn't that much of the actual gold, silver, bronze, well,
the items.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
I'm not here to tell you the breakdown of the
item as much as I'm going to tell you how
much it's worth.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
And that may track now that you bring that out.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
Yeah, there's.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Valentine's Day. I'll take one of those.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
But they basically just said a story breaking down how
much each medal would be worth if you were to
melt it down. And then, if you think about it,
these Olympians have dedicated their entire lives to working for
these medals. Not to say that the value of what
they do is worth money, but it is so anyway.
A gold medal, if you melt it down, is worth
two three hundred dollars, which is not a lot, which

(14:33):
is not a lot. If you if you melt down
a silver medal, it's worth one four hundred dollars. But
here's the kicker. A bronze medal is five dollars and
sixty cents.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
Very different.

Speaker 14 (14:51):
Right there.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
At the top of the top. Yea, the whole life
training and that's what you get.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
Here's a five bucks kid.

Speaker 8 (15:01):
Yes, but there's like two trophies at the little like
grocery stores that cost more than that.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yay, it's because they're plated, like I was saying, they're
they're they're gold plated, they're silver plated.

Speaker 6 (15:13):
They're not solid.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Well I think that makes sense now that we're talking
about the breakdown. That'd be dope. That would be the
real value and an honor.

Speaker 6 (15:21):
I thought they were for the longest.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
No, yeah, I mean it's an honor. I thought they
woud dollars. Yeah, nope, twenty bucks.

Speaker 6 (15:28):
Right yeah, really cool and a really cool selfie.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Well, and you get to say that you're an Olympic
athlete and endorsements for a little bit.

Speaker 6 (15:37):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
That's where it's at. Five dollars sixty back anyway, So
sup bronze medalists don't get a lot of endorsements, but
the gold ones too somehow.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Or if they have a big personality they could. Oh
so you know, but Valentine's days around the corner. Since
we're talking about gold, and it's interesting because We've found
that there's one person that we are planning to spend
the most money on this year for Valentine's Day, and
it's not your love to me.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
It's it's yourself, not Producer Freeze.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
But more people are planning on treating themselves to at
least two gifts this year for Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Because you deserve it. I've never purchased anything for myself
for Valentine's Day.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
I've taken myself out to an expensive dinner for Valentine's
Day by myself, and I've bought myself flowers, and I
bought myself your Vale's Day because I deserve to be spoiled.
And if nobody else is gonna do it, I'm gonna
do a moss sale.

Speaker 10 (16:35):
I know.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
To guess this is a trend that you also do
during the holidays, like around.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Christmas and all that too.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Maybe I deserve to be spoiled and I'll do it myself.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
And lastly, if you feel like you have something to
give to an AI bought, you can visit rent ai
Rent a Human dot Ai. So the site just launched
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Speaker 1 (17:11):
They are the smart ones are getting out in front
of the rest of us or when it happens and
we have no choice but to do things.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
For Yeah, this is the best part. The site refers
to these people. So the bots are calling humans meat
space workers.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
That sounds definitely like a sci fi movie. For sure.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
They're going to hang us up on a hook in
a warehouse or something while they don't use us.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
I'll make a very very old reference that is like
even before my time, and I'm very elderly, and I like,
if you don't know, you're seeing a picture of me,
man super old. But we're almost to the soilent Green. Yeah, yeah,
so what soilent green? It was a move as a
sci fi movie back in the day. Oh, I didn't
see that.

Speaker 6 (17:53):
Yeah, And I didn't see people.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Were basically kind of like the youngest guy in this
room and I know that. Okay, that's that's a personality thing. Now,
that's what we're saying. It's basically like the humans were
basically like kind of like enslaved basically to do stuff
and they would be forced to eat this thing called
soilent green. Okay, And then the main character of the
movie goes to where soilent green is made or whatever,

(18:16):
you know, and he finds out soylent green is people.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Oh, mams feeding people other people.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
He lo, man, I just said meat space workers. That's
why when you said that, that's what I thought. Green
is people.

Speaker 6 (18:32):
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, Oh my gosh, it's time.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
To start flirting with AI by guys, save yourself. That's
what's trending.

Speaker 13 (18:41):
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Speaker 1 (18:48):
Tatiana is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Drew.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe
get her a second date if she wants one. But first, Tatiana,
let's talk about the date. How long has it been
since you heard from Drew.

Speaker 14 (19:04):
It's been almost two weeks and I've texted a few
times already, so I'm a little bit I can't really
believe the obviosity of that that like doesn't happen to me,
so I'm a little frustrated, to say the least.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Oh no, that is frustrating. Okay, yeah, well why don't
you tell us about the date?

Speaker 8 (19:22):
Then?

Speaker 7 (19:24):
I thought the date went so well.

Speaker 14 (19:26):
I think that like I think Drew is like sort
of exactly my type, where he's kind of like a
corporate like vibe.

Speaker 7 (19:33):
But I also feel like he was not like too uptight.
He has a lot of swag. He was like wearing
this really.

Speaker 14 (19:39):
Fancy watch, which I love. I love a man in
a watch. It like looked really expensive, he smelled expensive.
I was like, I was all about it. We went
to one of those like elevated adult playgrounds. I don't
know if you guys should have talking about, but like
I think those can be like kind of those can
be like kind of cheesy, but I feel like this

(20:00):
was like really.

Speaker 12 (20:01):
Nice and like.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
There are means like pop ups and staff fun yes,
and like this.

Speaker 14 (20:10):
One actually had like a really beautiful bar with like
really good lighting. I feel like lighting is huge for
our first date.

Speaker 7 (20:17):
There was bowling and like.

Speaker 14 (20:18):
Arcade games and mini golf, and they had like really
cute snacks and like fancy cheese for the soft petfuls
and stuff like that, and I felt like, yeah, I
felt like the vibes of the date were like really fun,
like flirt, like really competitive, but like in a flirty
fun way, you know, and like I thought it was
all going like so well, so.

Speaker 7 (20:41):
Yeah, I mean, I think I think I know what
caused the ghosting, but I just I really want to
get confirmation. When we were on the.

Speaker 14 (20:49):
Date, I the bill came and I noticed that like
an extra amount of shots had been charged for us,
but he had already paid, and he was like, oh,
it's no big deal, like I'll just pay, I'll just pay.

Speaker 7 (21:03):
But I like, for me, I'm just like, no, you
cannot pay for something we did not order.

Speaker 8 (21:06):
Like that.

Speaker 14 (21:07):
For me, it's like the principal kicks in and I
was like, you know, it's not about the money, it's
about the principle. He was like, it's fine, it's fine.
And I called the server over and I got the
charge removed and it got us a free round of bowling,
which I was like, okay, nice, you know, but I
but then I felt like we ended on a really
good note and we hugged and there was no red

(21:29):
flax to me, and I was like so excited for
a second date and then like fully ghosted. So I
guess I just I don't know, it's just it's the
whole thing is super confusing and sad.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Tatiana, why don't you remind us about your date with
Drew real quick?

Speaker 14 (21:43):
Drew and I went to this like elevated adult playground
where we played lots of games. I thought we had
an amazing time. We were like really flirty and competitive
with each other in like a really fun way. The
bill came at the end and there was like an
extra charge, and I got him his money back and
like a free round of bowling. But he was kind

(22:05):
of weird about that. So I'm wondering if that's why
he's ghosting me. Anyway, it's been two weeks.

Speaker 7 (22:09):
I thought the date was amazing. I'm curious, like what happened?

Speaker 6 (22:14):
Well?

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Are you ready to call him?

Speaker 7 (22:16):
Let's do it?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Okay, here we go. Well, hi, man, I speak to Drew. Please.
Oh yeah, hey Drew, how are you? This is the
radio show. It's called the Jebel Show. Hi Drew, I'm Nina. Hi,
I'm Victoria, and my name Jewel. What's up?

Speaker 9 (22:38):
Who Hi, everybody is radio?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yah?

Speaker 6 (22:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Have you ever listened to the Jebel Show before?

Speaker 9 (22:47):
I know I've never listened, but I think it' heard
of you guys.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Okay, sweet, we'll check it out sometime, but right now,
we do a segment on the show that's called the
First Date follow Up. That's where if you go out
on a date with somebody and you ghost some that
person can email us to get you on the phone
and ask why you're ghosting them. And we got an
email about you from somebody. Okay, I have any idea
who would email us and wonder why you're ghosting them?

Speaker 9 (23:13):
I is it? Tatiana?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Congratulations, you got correct? Would you go? Would you mind
telling us why you're ghosting?

Speaker 14 (23:23):
Or?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
She told us about your date?

Speaker 9 (23:25):
Like yeah, no, no, no, I mean I liked her
a lot as well. I really did.

Speaker 14 (23:31):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (23:32):
I get to say the the I guess the attraction
was mutual. We had a really good time. We had
a really good time of the date.

Speaker 9 (23:39):
We went out to in one of these adult playground things.

Speaker 11 (23:41):
Where there's like boy alleys and you know, games for
adults and stuff like that and drinking in a nice
bar and all that stuff.

Speaker 9 (23:47):
We were playing games all night.

Speaker 11 (23:49):
But the thing that kind of got me about kind
of be me for where was that she she cheated
at like everything?

Speaker 3 (23:57):
What do you mean like actually, I mean like like no,
I mean like all of it, like love the games
like she was she looked so okay.

Speaker 11 (24:04):
So we played mini golf and while we're playing, she's
nudging the ball with her foot and she's leaning on
like we're playing our kid games. She's leaning on the machine.
I started playing and she's trying to distract me, so
I don't do It's good. We played one of those
Quaal machine games and those things. You guys know those
things suck, They're they're horrible, and really wanted them. Yeah,
and I turned, I go to the bathroom. I come

(24:26):
back and she has the stuffed animal. I never see
how she gets it. It's just in her arms, and
I know she's got like a red mark on her shoulder.

Speaker 9 (24:33):
I'm like, did you reach.

Speaker 11 (24:35):
Into the machine?

Speaker 5 (24:36):
And I tried.

Speaker 9 (24:42):
It's very hard to do, but I mean I saw
her the whole time, so I was like, she's probably good.

Speaker 7 (24:46):
At that too.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Did she do it? Did she reach into the machine
to get one?

Speaker 13 (24:50):
Well?

Speaker 9 (24:50):
I don't know. I mean, but the way it was
set up, you were not pulling the stuffed animal out
of it. There's there's no way.

Speaker 11 (24:56):
And after like seeing the cheata on night, I was like,
all right, all right, this is maybe this is who
you are.

Speaker 12 (25:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
She's the girl that sticks her hand and to get
what she wants.

Speaker 11 (25:08):
Yeah, and honestly, as red as her shoulder was, you
can tell I'm pretty sure she's I'm pretty sure she
stole it.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Okay, so you don't want to go out with her
again because you think that she stole a stuffed animal
from the machine.

Speaker 11 (25:21):
Well, it's not that it was the constant cheating. I'm
just like, if that's how you are here when we're
playing games, and how.

Speaker 9 (25:27):
Do I know she's not gonna cheat on me? If
that's how she hobbrates, I guess.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Thank you for telling us why we're ghosting her. And now, Drew,
I'll let you know she's on the phone and wants
to talk to you.

Speaker 9 (25:39):
Wait, I'm sorry, she's she's on the line. She's here.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yep, she's here listening.

Speaker 14 (25:46):
I Drew, Hey, Hi, I'm sorry. My jaw is like
on the floor. I'm like, you're mad that I want
I'm at the game.

Speaker 7 (26:01):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 8 (26:02):
No.

Speaker 9 (26:02):
Okay, well, let's let's be clear, and I'm mad.

Speaker 11 (26:05):
You didn't win.

Speaker 9 (26:06):
You manipulated system by cheating.

Speaker 7 (26:09):
I did not manipula. I played smart. That's what you
do at those places, you play smart.

Speaker 11 (26:16):
There's a difference between playing smart and stealing the stuffed animal.

Speaker 9 (26:19):
That's that's what That's what you did.

Speaker 7 (26:20):
Oh my god, Oh my god, you are obsessing about this.
I won that dust animal.

Speaker 11 (26:26):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (26:28):
I saw your arm, your on your arms.

Speaker 7 (26:32):
Yeah. But and when I go back to animals, I'm
looking at it.

Speaker 11 (26:35):
The security guard kIPS, I'm looking at us and following
his arm.

Speaker 9 (26:37):
I mean, okay, so okay, here's the whole thing. Here's
a whole thing. If I see you doing this.

Speaker 11 (26:41):
Now, let's say I started picturing our life together, right, okay,
So like if we're at a restaurant and suddenly you're
yelling because there's hair in your food.

Speaker 14 (26:54):
You know, okay, if there's that piece of hair, If
there's hair in my food, I'm sending the food back through.

Speaker 7 (26:58):
That's like you.

Speaker 11 (27:02):
In this scenario, you put your hair in the food
to get.

Speaker 12 (27:08):
Your hair.

Speaker 14 (27:09):
You really.

Speaker 7 (27:11):
Pull my hair out?

Speaker 9 (27:12):
What are Okay, Okay.

Speaker 11 (27:17):
I imagine if you and me went on a cruise, right,
let's I would never be on a cruise. Oh a
red flag number two. You're not gonna go on a
cruise with me?

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Now, how did we get here?

Speaker 7 (27:30):
April?

Speaker 11 (27:31):
On the cruise, I can see rigging the shovel board
tournament to get a free Buffy voucher or something like that.

Speaker 7 (27:37):
You know, Okay, Drew, If I get overcharged, I'm getting
my money back.

Speaker 14 (27:43):
That's plain and simple, honestly, Okay, Drew, Drew, Drew, just
stay with me for one second.

Speaker 7 (27:48):
I feel like what you're telling.

Speaker 14 (27:51):
Me is that you have, in fact, like pictured our
life together, which tells me that there is something here.

Speaker 11 (27:59):
Okay, And yeah, I have I have in my version
of our life together. You're playing shelf aboards and she's
against some poor old lady who's sitting there. She got there,
she spent her retirement fun on the cruise.

Speaker 14 (28:16):
True, Okay, I'm sorry, but I feel like you I
have to say, I feel like you can't stop thinking
about me, okay, and like I I want you to
listen to me when I say, like I was having
a lot of fun.

Speaker 7 (28:29):
But I also like I will I will let you
be the man?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
What what.

Speaker 12 (28:38):
Like?

Speaker 8 (28:39):
Like?

Speaker 14 (28:39):
I I okay, I'm sorry. I I thought we were
having fun, but I like I know how to relax.
I will you know I'm really agreeable. I I am
one of those girls like I will wear whatever you want.
I will like do whatever you want.

Speaker 7 (28:54):
Like whatever you want the plan to be, I will do.
I really don't care about winning that much. I just
you to I just want I just want us to
like have.

Speaker 14 (29:04):
I just thought there was a lot of chemistry and
I really like want to see you again, and I
think you want to see.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Me again too, Drew, would you like to go out
with Tatiana again? We'll pay for it.

Speaker 9 (29:14):
Well, the chemistry was there, you know. I mean, I
have been thinking about her a lot, and I do.
I do want to see her again.

Speaker 11 (29:19):
But you know what I mean, she's Tatiana. You're you're
You're a little intense, and I have some strong questions
about your morals. But I like that you're being honest.
I like what you're saying. I like that you you
have been thinking about me. I have been thinking about
you too, and I think that as long as you're

(29:40):
okay with it, I think we can work out a
fair system.

Speaker 9 (29:42):
That's that's that's fair.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
So I did not see it going this way. So
are you're saying you'll go again?

Speaker 11 (29:49):
I mean she's showing me that she's not always like
that at a hundred, so I mean I I think that, yes,
because I have been thinking about her a lot.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Well, okay, congratulations Tatiana, you got another date.

Speaker 7 (30:03):
Thank you. Okay, that's what I thought. Thank you, God
you will first date?

Speaker 13 (30:12):
Follow up?

Speaker 5 (30:13):
Good morning?

Speaker 14 (30:14):
Can I take your order?

Speaker 6 (30:14):
Am I get a tall chi, a large black coughe?
What large black cock?

Speaker 7 (30:19):
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 14 (30:21):
No?

Speaker 6 (30:21):
I mean a large?

Speaker 7 (30:22):
He means aventi?

Speaker 5 (30:23):
Yeah, the biggest one you got, venty is large, no.

Speaker 6 (30:25):
Venti is twenty.

Speaker 15 (30:27):
Yeah, large is large. In fact, toll is large and
grande is Spanish for large. Venty's the only one that
doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations,
You're stupid in three languages.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on Victoria. Ramira is in a
game of trivia for Cardi B tickets, and let's meet
today's contestant. For you versus Victoria Ashley. What's up, Ashley?

Speaker 7 (30:54):
Hey, how's it going.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
It's good? How are you?

Speaker 7 (30:59):
I am doing fabulous.

Speaker 11 (31:00):
I'm really excited to play.

Speaker 14 (31:02):
Victoria.

Speaker 7 (31:04):
Sweet, that's okay.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I still love you. Oh, thank you, Ashley. She's sweet.

Speaker 14 (31:14):
I know, so nice.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
All right, here we go. We're gonna send Victoria out
of the studio, and while she's leaving, Ashley, the game
is played like this. You have thirty seconds answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay,
all right, here we go, Ashley. Your time starts now.

(31:36):
What is the name of the trophy awarded to the
winner of the Super Bowl?

Speaker 7 (31:43):
Skip Path?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Which Mountain range contains Mount Everest?

Speaker 7 (31:50):
Andy?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
What what year did World War Two officially end? I'm terrible.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (31:56):
Nineteen forty seven.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
I no no. Which NFL team has a light bolt
on their helmet? Pass? All right, We'll bring Victoria back
into the studio and while she's getting settled and getting
ready to go, Ashley, what's something that the world would

(32:18):
be surprised to know about you?

Speaker 8 (32:21):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (32:22):
Surprise? I don't know I'm an open book.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
I was on page six then.

Speaker 14 (32:30):
I have a really small ears and I am working
on writing a psychological thriller.

Speaker 9 (32:38):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
That's really cool. How small are the ears?

Speaker 7 (32:44):
M h less than average?

Speaker 14 (32:47):
Doesn't sound like it's affecting in high school? Oh yeah.
When I was in high school mathclat they used my
ears as an example to give to tell the students
what an outlier meant.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
That's cool. So it's very obvious that they're small.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
People are noticing, you know what that is that you
should be proud of that. Yeah, that's really cool. Oh
yes I am, and it makes me feel better.

Speaker 8 (33:14):
Actually, I have two different pictures in the yearbook, one
as Ronnie Martinez and one as Victoria Ramirez. There are
two separate pictures of me, and I don't really know
who Ronnie Martinez were not in the grade before or
after me, like in the like the next yearbooks. Never
Ronnie Martinez again.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
And Ashley, I can tell you from experience.

Speaker 6 (33:35):
Oh go go ahead.

Speaker 7 (33:37):
Oh I would change all my social media.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
To have that name now. And actually, I hope you
are very confident in your smallers because trust me, having
large things on your body is OK. It's better to
have something a little smaller than just be gargange. Yeah,
that's what he's heard, clearly. All right, here we go,

(34:00):
Victoria thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say passed, and Victoria
has to be you outright to win and you can
tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 8 (34:11):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
What is the name of the trophy awarded to the
winner of the Super Bowl? The Super Bowl Trophy? Wait? Wait,
that's what's called super Bowl Trophy? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Which mountain range contains Mount Everest? Oh, crap, the Big One.
What year did World War Two officially end?

Speaker 5 (34:35):
It was one nineteen forty two.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Which NFL team has a lightning bolt on its helmet? Shoot,
I messed it up.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
I knew that.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
I know it though, light evil. Wait Percy Jackson, Wait,
what was the question?

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Wait Jackson, it's always sorry everything, I'm sorry. What was
the question said? Which NFL team has a lightning bolt
on their helmet? Percy Jackson's Yeah, Percy Jackson, Yeah, Iowa City,
Percy Jackson's. They were almost in the super Bowl this year. Almost.

(35:07):
They're really good. I didn't hear that part. All right,
let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard producer Freeze.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
It was a barn burner again, Ashley with none in
Victoria was not Actually you.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Pulled out a victory. Congratulations on a street. Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. You also got CARDI
B tickets.

Speaker 7 (35:29):
Oh thank you Victoria.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
The rest of you guys are.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
Ye for no one did because everybody was like, these
are so easy, Like you could hear the eye roll
every time I ask the question, and I was just
trying to help people get stuff on the board.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
But then I was like, well I don't need another
eye roll. I'm just gonna hit you now I got zero.

Speaker 16 (35:52):
Let's get the answers now with Nisman.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
No, I know that, but that's good to keep that.
Remember that's college. That might just come up another time.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
There's a cool story behind the trophy anyway, Well go ahead,
this trophy. Yeah, it's called the Vince Lombardi Trophy Party.
What you know, vinslam party was No. He was the
first male cheerleader that the NFL had, and it was amazing.
So they commemorate him every day for breaking groundbreaking. For
that groundbreaking move, I can't be serious, serious, are you no?
That's what they do?

Speaker 14 (36:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Yeah? What is it called the trophy? The first ever
male cheerleader that the NFL had, and so in order
to celebrate breaking barriers they needed that bro. He was
a coach.

Speaker 6 (36:37):
I was sad about this. Is that one suggestion of
you doing that?

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Jubil he is now going to lodge in her brain
any time five years from now, she's going to up.

Speaker 9 (36:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
I just had to be quiet during that because I could.
I was not going to give a straight faith.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
The Himalayas is the mountain range that contains Mount Everest,
not the Big one, the Big one.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
World War two ended in nineteen forty five?

Speaker 5 (37:03):
Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (37:04):
Missed three years, didn't it? Ashley was close to She
said forty seven. The NFL team that has a lightning
bolt on their helmet is the Los Angeles Chargers.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
So I would listen to that first.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Probably.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
I'm still trying to figure out who that is.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
It's a great movie.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
I made two of them.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I don't know, Ashley, thank you for playing. I recommend Yes, It's.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Only on the Tubile Show. Anton is on the phone today.
For to catch a cheater. He thinks that his girlfriend
of two years named Nicki might be messing around, so
we'll see if we can help him out. Anton. Sorry,
you're going through man, But what's up? Why do you
think that Nicky might be cheating?

Speaker 3 (37:47):
So I've been with Nikki for about two years now.

Speaker 12 (37:51):
Well, she's a dancer, okay, you know, she's you know, exotic,
she's a nighttime dancer.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (37:59):
But I've never had a problem. We've always had very
open communication about it. I actually, you know, I've been
to the club, you know, and it's I mean, it's
super professional, right, It's like work is work, home is
home type thing.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (38:18):
We've been together for two years now and I've never
had like any kind of doubts or anything. But then
I'm starting to see little changes. I guess that is
making me doubt the relationship a little bit.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
I guess it started back like a couple weeks ago.

Speaker 12 (38:34):
I was, you know, we were doing long we lived together,
so you know, I was just cleaning up, going through laundry,
and I found this receipt for a hotel okay that
we've never been to, you know, but you know, so that.
But again the trust is I mean again, I trust

(38:56):
her with all my heart.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
You know, I think I have to have a lot
of trust if you're in that field, if she's in
that field.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
You yeah, yeah, exactly. And I think that's part of
what you know, I think that puts you.

Speaker 12 (39:08):
Part of what she likes about me is that, you know,
I'm not someone who's like white Nighting trying to save
her from this lifestyle.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Like she enjoys doing it. So it's you know, yeah,
you know, you make great money, you do it.

Speaker 12 (39:23):
So I didn't think nothing of it because honestly, like
she gets all sorts of things, like she'll come home.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
You'd be surprised how many subway punch cards.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Stop it right now people are giving yeah, subway punch cards.

Speaker 12 (39:39):
So honestly I didn't think. I was like, you know,
things get moved around. Maybe it just somehow whatever, So
I didn't think nothing of it. But then what I've
noticed too is like you know, she she's been answering
the phone with her her dancer name. Her dancer name
is Melody, and she's never done that before, right, It's

(40:03):
always been nicky, nicky, nikki, like Melody is for the club. Right,
it's never you know, she's never answered the phone like Melody.
She's obviously talking to people on the phone outside of
the club.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Is she working though, I mean, it could be one
of those things, and it might not be the kind
of work that you like. But if she's got a
hotel receipt and she's Melody, maybe she found a way
to get extra money from these clients and.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
It goes back to the trust.

Speaker 12 (40:34):
But she's told me it's it's dancing only as far
as like, you know, it's you know, you know, and
again it's it's that I.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Want to have that trust, sure, But then I don't know.
In the last month, she's also been making a lot
more money.

Speaker 6 (40:51):
You know.

Speaker 12 (40:51):
I'm okay with the dance, and that's you know, that's
one thing. It's like, okay, I get that. When you
start get into that other stuff, that's why I don't know,
I'm not comfortable with that. And knows that too. Like
you know, we've obviously have had these conversations before. We've
you know, like I said, in two years, we've talked
about every aspect of this business that you could talk about.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Yeah, okay, well, well we'll see if we can figure
it out if you're just joining us for Today's to
Catch a Cheater. Anton is on the phone and he
thinks that his girlfriend of two years named Nicki might
be cheating. So in a second, we're gonna call her
and pretend to be from the grocery store that she's
a rewards card member at, and we'll say that she's
this month's lucky winner of free flowers deliver from our
Florida department, and we'll see if she believes that, and

(41:36):
if she does, we'll see who she sends them to.
Hopefully she sends them to Anton. But before we do that, Anton,
why don't you break down your situation one more time.

Speaker 12 (41:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
So I've been with my girlfriend Nikki for two years.

Speaker 12 (41:49):
She is a dancer, an exotic nighttime dancer, and it's
never been a problem. We've always had trust, you know,
there's always kind of been those boundaries. But lately, you know,
I don't know things like like I said, I found
a little hotel receipt for a super nice hotel that
I've never been to. You know, she's starting to answer

(42:11):
her phone as Melody, which is her dance and name. Honestly,
the money I mean, she's making a lot more money
these last couple of months.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
So all right, yeah, it's just you don't want to
think the worst.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 3 (42:27):
As ready as they're going to be?

Speaker 1 (42:28):
All right, here we go. Oh, Hi, this is Corbet
calling from I was looking for our rewards card member
named Nicki. That's hi, Nikki. Please don't hang up. This
is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with

(42:50):
a big congratulations. You're this month's winter Thank you so
much for shopping with us. Yeah, every single month we
choose one Rewards card member who gets a free gift
from us, and you're this month's winner.

Speaker 7 (43:02):
That's cool. I didn't know that those points actually mattered.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Well, they matter you. They matter with us, and your
business matters. And thank you so much. This month, you
get free flowers delivered from our Florida department to anybody
that you want. You've won thirty six longstan red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a car to
be delivered to anybody within the fifty United States, absolutely free.
It's actually a three hundred and fifteen dollars value.

Speaker 7 (43:24):
Okay, wow, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
First thing I will need is the first and last
name of the person that you want to send them to.

Speaker 13 (43:33):
Well, can I first ask can it does it have
to be for me? Or can I like put an
anonymous name? Or can I put I'd actually like to
put melody from Melody, even though I know it's my account.

Speaker 11 (43:44):
Is that Okay?

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, that's fine, whatever you want to do.

Speaker 13 (43:47):
Okay, then yeah, if it's from Melody, I want to
go ahead and send the roses to posse.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Ah, got you? And do you want to put anything
on a card?

Speaker 7 (44:00):
Yeah, if you could put on that note thank you
for always keeping me safe. You always know how to
take care of me.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Yeah. And now I'll let you know that this is
not the grocery store. It's actually the Duble Show, and
it's a radio show. Yeah. Hi, I mean hi, I'm
Victoria and my name's Jubal and your boyfriend Anton is
actually on the phone, jose Nikki. This is actually a
segment we do call to Catch a Cheater, where if
you think your significant other is cheating, you see you,
they send flowers to Wow.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Wow, Okay, we're customers flowers.

Speaker 7 (44:35):
Okay, Wow? Anton? Hold on, First of all, let me
kind of I thought there was a.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Trust you know what I'm comfortable with. And you know
now you're going to hotels and your.

Speaker 7 (44:47):
Your hotels what what are what are you even talking about? Anton?

Speaker 12 (44:52):
Oh yeah, maybe next time you want to clean out
of your pocket before you drop them off.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
You know, because I've seen the receipt for the hotel,
the real nice I know we've never been to.

Speaker 13 (45:03):
Right, Okay, I mean is this because of the roses
or because you're misunderstanding things?

Speaker 7 (45:10):
What's really going on?

Speaker 8 (45:12):
Do you know what?

Speaker 14 (45:12):
I mean?

Speaker 3 (45:13):
What am you send jose flowers? You have hotel receipts
your money? Okay, Like I mean, good for you for
making money, but it is like, you know what, we
made more money in the last six months than you
having the last year and a half.

Speaker 7 (45:27):
So it's just about me making money, Okay. I don't
understand Anton.

Speaker 13 (45:31):
First of all, if you don't trustee that money, okay, Well,
and you knew that when we met two years ago.
That's never been an issue until all of a sudden,
you're having radio stations call me as other people and
like trying to trap me, and this like goes against
everything we've talked about. I don't understand. If you don't
trust me, then you should have done something to me,

(45:52):
you know that.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
I mean, I've never had doubts before, but you know, well,
I thought I knew that.

Speaker 9 (45:56):
You're like, you rent the.

Speaker 12 (45:58):
House and you're answering the phoney, Melody, and you're getting
up and going to a different room because you can't
have this conversation in front of me.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
But what am I supposed to think?

Speaker 7 (46:08):
Okay? Well, first of all, communication and trust one.

Speaker 13 (46:11):
Being able to come to me and talk to me
and know that we have a safe space between each
other extremely important.

Speaker 7 (46:16):
Okay, the only man I'm ever with, the only person
that I love is you, So you have to believe that,
trust that, know that, not just think that.

Speaker 14 (46:24):
Know that.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
But Melody, it seems like things kind of change though
when you start answering the phone and bringing work into
the house in a different way, So you have to
kind of understand where Antonin is coming from and not
understanding like how that changed, you know what I mean?
So you didn't necessarily communicate that change to him either,
because something is different.

Speaker 13 (46:43):
Well, something is different, That's totally true, and I appreciate
that I can communicate right now.

Speaker 7 (46:49):
I can tell you what's going on. If you want
to know, do you want to know. Do you want
to ask me?

Speaker 9 (46:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:54):
I would like to know. Okay, with everything going on,
like please fill me in.

Speaker 13 (47:00):
Yeah, okay, okay, fine. First, okay, I was at the
hotel that receives salid. I didn't know that we were
like digging through each other's pockets. But no, not as
a dancer. I actually have been able to get through
to Tony and everybody else at work about being able
to organize private events now, okay, so I am able

(47:21):
to take one opportunity the like years that I've put
in like grinding. Now they're seeing me more as a manager,
not just as like a bartender or a fill in,
which is like huge for me, you.

Speaker 7 (47:31):
Know this, and it means more money, but it means
that I don't have to dance anymore. It means that
I don't have to be out doing late nights and
being crazy and worrying about my body and all of
this stuff.

Speaker 13 (47:41):
It's something that I can do to actually be like
professional and be proud of my job. And I'm just
losing the taste of what I've been doing and I
would like to move on to bigger and better things.

Speaker 7 (47:53):
That's what I'm trying to do, okay. And I haven't
gotten a job.

Speaker 13 (47:56):
Yet, Okay, I haven't been able to do the things yet.
Like I'm really working on trying to attain these things
for us, by the way, and I just haven't been
able to say anything because nothing's finally yet.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
That's a big thing, though, that's a big secret. An
you want to share with your partner, right Like I want.

Speaker 12 (48:15):
To be there for you for that, right Like I
want to be there in your corner, supporting you every
step of the way with every business endeavor that you have.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
But who's Jose then? Why why is he getting the flowers?

Speaker 7 (48:29):
Oh my god?

Speaker 13 (48:31):
You know Jose, the big teddy bear, the bouncer, the
guy at the door, the guy that you that lets
you in.

Speaker 12 (48:36):
Seriously, Yeah, I know, and uh, I guess you know
that's why he knows how to keep you safe.

Speaker 7 (48:44):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Well, Anton, at least you know she's not cheating.

Speaker 12 (48:48):
Yeah here, right, that's true. And I'm sorry I did
it this way. I should have been more mature myself
and came to you as a person.

Speaker 7 (49:01):
Wow, let's figure it out.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Not on the radio, okay, the.

Speaker 7 (49:07):
Jew shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
I had a student once who was always late, and
when I called him out on it, his response was
only God can control my time. The Jule Show does
sound like something I would have said. I still would
say probably. But that's a text we got in at
four one six one. Because there's a trend going viral

(49:30):
of teachers sharing the worst excuses they've ever heard. We'll
go over it right now and if you're a teacher,
you can text this one for one six one. What's
the worst excuse a student has ever given you? One
teacher said that they had a student who went on
a cruise to heal their sprained ankle. They asked for
a doctor's note. It said, ensure two days of light activity.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
That is light activity.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Seeing you're on the cruise with your feet up, so
you're okay.

Speaker 5 (49:59):
Yeah, school stairs sometimes you gotta walk a lot.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
People stress you out exactly affects the healing process.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Man, I need.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Somebody texted in four to six One said they're a
teacher and they had a female student email and say
that they wouldn't be attending class all week because she
went to a psychic and they said she would have
a fatal car accident before Sunday, so she's staying home
from school in order to prevent that that.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
Would be you would have stayed home for that.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Was be like they say a car accident. They say
car accident, all right, Well it's like you're taking the
bus for the week. Bike. Yeah, there's a lot of options.
There's a turn going viral of teachers sharing the more
the worst excuses that they've ever gotten. Someone said I
had a student skipped the first exam in my course
because she was petting her cat, looked down and saw

(50:49):
it had a flea on it, and that traumatized her
so much that she was not able to come in
and take tests.

Speaker 8 (50:58):
Victoria literally reminds you when I was on the phone
with Jubil and I saw that I had that, I
realized that the fruit flies like with the legs, it's
like and we were literally on a call. We had
just gotten on a call when I had realized what
they were, and I freaked out so much.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
I was like, you just want to go take care
of that. Yeah, I'm trying to go over like show
stuff or whatever. And I was like, it sounds like
you have a lot going on right now. You should
just deal with that and then call me back.

Speaker 6 (51:25):
Later.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Yeah, lot, Now you know how you get off the phone. Yeah,
we're going over the teachers who are sharing online about
the worst excuses that they've ever heard from a student.
One that I had a student who'd been arrested and
was in jail. He reached out and asked if they
could give her a makeup exam, and then she's the

(51:46):
teacher said yes. Then the student asked for bailed money
so they can get the exam. That's a great way
to try to get bail money.

Speaker 6 (51:54):
Or allow whatever you want to call it.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Yeah, is that really an excuse if you're.

Speaker 14 (52:00):
Up?

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Yeah, they tend to get locked up.

Speaker 6 (52:03):
It's not like they're lying.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
That's true. There right, Oh, that's true. I see where
you're saying.

Speaker 6 (52:10):
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Another teacher said, as a TA I had a student
say that they couldn't make an exam because there was
a really mean moose blocking that.

Speaker 12 (52:21):
That.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
She actually attached a photo of the moose standing on
her porch looking very mean. That is definitely an excused absence.

Speaker 8 (52:28):
That's not a lot, you know, But with AI, guys,
why don't we ever use that's true?

Speaker 1 (52:35):
I'm not to do that next week. That would be
so cool to see wouldn't it?

Speaker 12 (52:40):
What I don't know? Cool?

Speaker 1 (52:44):
And we're going over a trend of teachers sharing the
worst excuses that they've ever seen. One person said they
had an EMT student show up late to their state
licensing exam. Oh no, because she stayed up all night
delivering a goat like delivering Yeah, like delivering a baby goat.
So can't make my empty exit him where people live.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
Oh sorry, guys, I'm late. I was delivering a goat
last night.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Nobody will believe you. Another teacher said that, uh, the Spanish.
They that they emailed the Spanish professor saying he couldn't
come into class because he had to clean up a
pumpkin that exploded in his dorm.

Speaker 8 (53:27):
What.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Oh, I'm sure that happened. Says he was in a
triple dorm with two O four friends and one of
the guys had brought pumpkins to decorate their dorm for
fall break, but the friend didn't like it, so he
put it behind his TV and forgot about it. One morning,
they woke up to a loud pop, and it turns
out the TV baked the pumpkin, causing it to rock
and explode. That's cool, Yeah, I want to try that too.

(53:53):
We want to get a pumpkin and put it buy
my TV. That sounds exciting and stinky. Give us three
minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know
for the day. Brought to you by Muckles. You being
going Auburn your home from a shingo, It's time for ninas.
What's trending?

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Do you remember the woman that was part of the
kiss Cam cold play scandal? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Kristin Cabot,
the woman that was the one kissing the guy. Well,
she is in the news again, but this time for
a good reason. She's taking those lemons and all that
bad press and turning it into something delicious. And I
will tell you what that is. I meant to say
lemonade delicious came out, but you know where I'm going

(54:26):
with that. But I'll tell you what she's doing and
why we're talking about her again in just a second.
But first we're also talking about Elon Musk, but this
time in a very different way. Elon Musk is sad
and the way that people are, the way people are
responding is actually so rude.

Speaker 14 (54:42):
I just.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
Go buy some gold plated napkins or handkerchiefs is rich,
doesn't mean he doesn't have feelings. I don't know, but
he tweeted he said, whoever said money can't buy happiness
really knew what they were talking about. And so he's
basically saying that he's sad, and everybody's like, we don't
feel bad for you, not one of us. Another person
was like, does anyone sell sub atomic sized violence?

Speaker 5 (55:11):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 14 (55:11):
What?

Speaker 12 (55:13):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (55:13):
Somebody else said, whoever said money can't buy happiness couldn't
afford a platform in a yacht to cry on, which
it's also.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
I mean, but also think about it. This is at
times the world's richest man saying that. So maybe maybe
he's got a point. Yeah, if you look at it
that way, maybe go oh wow. If he's not kid,
this guy says money doesn't buy happiness, he definitely knows.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
Yeah, absolutely, And actually Mark Cuban chimed in, and I
love what Mark Cuban said, because what he said is
if you were happy when you were poor, you will
be insanely happy if you get rich. If you were miserable,
you will stay miserable, just with a lot less financial stress.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Yeah that's so true, right, So I love that he tied. Yeah,
I mean, because imagine being the richest guy in the
world and you do have the yacht and everything to
cry on. Cry on a yacht in the middle of
I don't know, one of the nicest places in the world. Con. Yeah,
there you go, sitting there going like, why am I sad?

(56:11):
I'm on this huge yacht in the middle of con
sitting in my nineteen ninety seven Honda Civic delivering newspapers
at one in the morning in East LA It made
sense that I was crying that I didn't have money, right,
that I was sad. Right, You're like, well, look at me.
Of course I'm sad. But if I was on a
yacht in a beautiful place and having to sit there
being like, why can't I enjoy this? Life sucks? This
money did nothing for me, that would be pretty sad.

(56:33):
You're really questioning purpose on those things now that you
painted that picture. Thank you. By the way, I was
incredibly happy delivering papers at.

Speaker 14 (56:44):
Well.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
If you're not happy and you like to turn to
spells or witches, there's always the Etsy witches kind of again.
But ETSI witches are actually being persecuted by the platform.
Etsy is cracking down on sellers who offers spells, curses,
and other super n actual services. It was banned back
in twenty fifteen, but somehow they were able to pop

(57:05):
back on there and start selling again, and so now
there's a literal witch hunt happening all over Etsy.

Speaker 5 (57:11):
Let's go, let's go.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
To take them down.

Speaker 8 (57:16):
I mean, hey, man, I have not met very many witches.
But the ones I have met, yeah, I mean not
a lot of great things go.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
You know, they're a little scary. Yeah, they just they What.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
If I ever mead a nice witch? Maybe, but I
haven't met one yet.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
You got to believe in that stuff, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
My favorite thing is when somebody tells me they're a witch,
is not reacting because it bothers them.

Speaker 6 (57:38):
Really, Yeah, they like they want a reaction out of
you when they tell you.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
I have never I've never met somebody that told me
they were a witch. Really, I would love to meet
a self proclaimed witch.

Speaker 6 (57:50):
None of your friends played dungeons and dragons or anything
like that.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Huh No, don't. I don't have any witch friends.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
I actually friends.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
It was never was the movie The Rafts came out
like a long long time ago, or the movie The
craft where they're like doing which spells and stuff. For
the first second, that was one of the phases in
my friend group, like they try to do spells and stuff,
but it was just ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (58:10):
Burning leaves told that I could have which powers as
long as my mind to it enough. And then I
asked that person like, oh my gosh, how does this happened?
And they told me I have to go like the
dark web to figure it out, so that I could
definitely figure it out because they had already they already
put it together and like could do all this stuff.
And I was like, oh my gosh, I'm so into it.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
I was really going with it.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
And then I got in the car and called my
mom and.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
I was like, Mom, guess when I just heard like.

Speaker 6 (58:35):
Never so long?

Speaker 1 (58:36):
And she sent you to church.

Speaker 12 (58:39):
And I should have.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Could not help me?

Speaker 6 (58:43):
Here we are.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
I think the wild part about all this is whether
you actually think you're a witch or not. A lot
of these people are probably just speaking it to try
to sell people who just want a miracle, who just
want something that will happen. And so the people that
have been hiding on at sea selling these things is
because they've claimed to be entertainment.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Not Oh it's not witchery or whatever. It's not like legitimate,
which is Yeah, so that's why.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
So now it's a witch hunt they're looking for which
hunts like which is underneath of the entertainment thing.

Speaker 8 (59:12):
It's the people who also put in their bios that
they're like that they're these type of like healers or
something like that, and they're not like the ones.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
They just are like on TikTok you like with the doctors,
but they're not actual. They have no medical degrees.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Right, careful what you say.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
It's kind of like the bots, because if it's a
witches real, then they're in a cast. Spells on you
for hating.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
I'm not going to talk about it, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
It's really when you people start broadcasting like that, it's
really about them valid making themselves feel.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Important, important and powerful. Yeah, I have healing powers. How
do you know that? I watched a twenty minute YouTube
video I can heal your did you pay att engineer?
In the video sort of I was doing other things.
I was driving, but I listened to most of it.
Now I'm a healer.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
Watch out.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
I don't identify as a witch, but I do think
I have heal powers.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
I believe there's positive thinking and you know method methodology
of you know, taking care of yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
And being aware that your methodology that you said, I
just want to stop a mast. I don't know if
that's a healing. I want to put it out there
that will.

Speaker 9 (01:00:18):
Make you think.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Is so good at validating you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
You can say anything and he'll find a way to
validate what you said.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
I don't want to take it away from anybody's experience.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Yeah, the same way. I'm just not into the way
you want to be a witch. That's fine.

Speaker 6 (01:00:36):
I do your thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
I enjoy, I know about it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:39):
Enjoy, but just don't get mad when I don't react.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
And lastly, the world is reacting to Kristen Cabot and
actually in a very positive way. So the woman that
was the co star of the kiss cam video that
went completely viral at the Coldplay concert is now going
to be headlining a conference that's all about writing the narrative.
So it's a public relation conference that's happening in April,

(01:01:04):
and they've asked her to come be the headliner for
the panel and it's called taking Back the Narrative.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Yeah, but she didn't take any narrative back. I think
I think she is by doing this.

Speaker 8 (01:01:13):
Oh, but she's putting herself in this like I'm sorry.
No one noticed her when she was in the kiss
cam like, there was no narrative. I feel like about her.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
The narrative.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
It was about the people who were like with her.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Well, she's the one that ended up stepping down from
her job. Was making out. I'm talking about the girl
whose lips were locked.

Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
That's what she meant, the girl who like hit like
there's like a friend with them.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Who also hit.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
Oh, I meant co stars and the other person was
kissing the person like the kissers the kissing people. So
I don't know, but you're right. She didn't really say much.
She stepped away from her job, but now she's coming
out at PR week so.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Interesting. If that doesn't work out for her, she can
always become an Etsy. Wait right, anybody can do it?

Speaker 14 (01:01:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Yeah, and that's what's trending jubels Dirty little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey,
you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 14 (01:02:07):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Sweet?

Speaker 9 (01:02:08):
What is it?

Speaker 14 (01:02:10):
So?

Speaker 16 (01:02:11):
I work as somebody who gets people back into their
email addresses, and one time this guy called me and
he literally was putting at his password wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
I was trying to explain that to him, but for
twenty minutes he was cursing me out. And oh, once
a week.

Speaker 16 (01:02:31):
Now I log into his email address and log out
of all of his accounts.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Wow, that's actually pretty awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
One person you don't want to cut out as the
person who has access to exactly abuse power.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
He gave her access, like you just let her have
the access and then you proceeded her.

Speaker 6 (01:02:52):
Yeah, smart guy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Well it's a good way to get back at him.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Thank you, You're welcome, you too.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
What's your dirty little secret? Text subol to four one
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