Full Jubal Show from Friday January 30th 2026

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Breaking news you will show. Nike claims that its new
shoes can now activate the brain, heightened sensory awareness, and
improve concentration. Oh meanwhile, the maker's crocs say their shoes
stimulates your need to sit on a lawn chair in
your driveway and drink ninety light all day.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
See how easy it is to create fake news. That's
why every single week at this time would bring you
the cleverly named segment real news or fake News, where
I give you a news story from the week that's
gone viral and you have to tell me if it's
a real news story or a fake one that people
actually believed. Here's your first headline for real news or
fake news. Authorities at Wildlife Park in China warn influencers

(00:41):
that snow leopards aren't props for your selfies. Ah here's
the story. An influencer at a popular ski destination in
China is recovering after a snow leopard who just didn't
want to be a part of her get Ready with
Me to Ski video did well, exactly what's new leopards do?
And attacked her. Oh that hurt like a bud. Honesty,

(01:09):
The influencer was able to get to within five feet
of a wild snow leopard and tried to take a
selfie with it. Eventually, a ski instructor was able to
scare the snow leopard off by waving his ski poles around,
and emergency services was called and took her to the hospital.
But don't worry, she was still able to post a
picture of herself laying there with her leopard wounds as

(01:33):
she waited for help. Officials at the park are issuing
yet another warning to people who visit that snow leopards
don't care about your likes and they will eat you,
So don't take selfies with snow leopards. Is that a
real news story or a fake news story? And Nina, oh,
this is real, This just has to be real.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, Victoria, Unfortunately, I do think this is real as well.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Producer Freeze. Authorities at a wildlife park in China warn
influencers that snow leopards aren't props for your selfies.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
I have no confidence in people who's real.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Definitely real, very obviously that is a real one. Don't
take pictures with wild animals that will eat you.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
No, that makes me so sad. What goes through your mind?
You're not an exception. You're just as young as anybody else.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
It's cute and they look comfy and cozy and adorable.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I'm in my cute snow bunny outfit, and how cute
would it be if there's a snow leopard right.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
Next to me?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
How can my picture look? And then I get a
lot of light oky. So Victoria is gonna be the
next one we report on. It's Real news or Fake News?
A segment where I give you a new story that's
gone viral this week. You have to tell me if
it's a real news story or a fake one that
people actually believed. Here's your next headline for real news
or fake news. After numerous hospitalizations, the FDA warns Americans

(02:44):
that you cannot get nutrients from just looking at pictures
of food created by AI. Here's the story.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
Be sure.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
A popular influencer had a video go viral where they
insisted that AI food is actual real food, and they
cite that it has digital macronutrient absorption. They say, your
body doesn't know the difference between a steak and a
very convincing photo of a steak. She explained, and now
she's pushing back against the claims by the FDA that

(03:14):
say don't just look at food and think that you're
getting nutrients. The popular wellness influencer is now pushing back
and insisting that humans can in fact receive nutrition from
looking at food, provided the image is rendered at a
high enough resolution.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
What.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
In a twelve minute long video filmed in front of
a ring light and an unlit stove, the influencer assured
her followers that critics don't understand how modern biology works anymore.
Nutrition isn't physical, she said, it's informational. Here's the science
behind it. According to the influencer, the human body is
fully capable of absorbing nutrients through what she calls visual

(03:53):
gastro transference, a process that she claims occurs when the
digestive ours with the image of macro density. She went
on to explain that hunger is a legacy sensation from
pre wi FI times. Is she high nutrition absorption depends
heavily on the image quality, She says, if you're still
using seven to twenty P you're literally starving. She said

(04:15):
that you need to visually eat your meals in four K,
sometimes eight K if you're bulking. She then promoted her
new course on losing weight and feeling better by viewing
your calories instead of eating them available for three hundred
and ninety nine dollars. Is that a real new story
or a fake news story?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
So which part am I saying is real and fake?
The whole thing? She was real or the people believed it?
What answer? The whole thing is complicated, But I'm gonna
go with fake just because people. Please don't be that
dumb Victoria. This is a real new story or a
fake new story. After numerous hospitalizations, the FDA warrens Americans
that you cannot get nutrients just from looking at pictures

(04:51):
of food created by AI. I don't want to say fake,
but I really think this is real. Unfortunately, you producer Freeze,
this is a real new story or a fake news story?

Speaker 8 (05:00):
What do you think?

Speaker 4 (05:00):
I wish I could get jack just by watching other
people go to the gym. But I'm gonna say it's fake.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
This is a fake news story.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
Thing.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
But the shocking part of this news story is that
it did go viral and people actually started googling. Apparently,
there was reports of over twelve million Americans googling trying
to buy the made up influencer's diet books, so it's
a fake story. The people that were googling the book
were like, oh my god, that's such a great idea
how to lose weight. You could just literally have AI

(05:31):
make my dinner every night and just stare at it
for a while and fine, eyeball, Yeah, here's your next
headline for real news or fake news. The Washington d
C poo guyser is back and going strong. The Washington
d C pooh guyser is back and going strong. Here's

(05:51):
the story. So much for draining the swamp. The Potomac
River in Washington, d C. Is one of the country's
most prestigious bodies of water. George Washington grew up next
to it and called it the River of our Nation.
The Lincoln Memorial, Jefferson Memorial, and Arlington Cemetery all sat
alongside it, and just like our politicians, it's always been
full of crap. Swimming in Washington DC's water has been

(06:14):
illegal since nineteen seventy one due to the high levels
of bacteria from human fecal matter. But over the past
few years it looked like things were improving and they
actually thought people would be able to swim in it soon,
But now there is currently a huge geyser of Pooh
flooding into the Potomac Ye thanks to a collapse last

(06:36):
week in a sewer line carrying wastewater from Virginia to Maryland.
Drinking water isn't affected, but the Potomac River, Washington, d
C's beautiful river where all those things sit, is now
even more full of Pooh. It's bubbling up three to
five feet into the air. Is that a real news

(06:57):
story or a fake news story? Nina, I'm going it's real.
I am going to say real, Victoria, the Washington d
C Pooh guyser is back and going stronger fake.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
I'm gonna sit bay Okay, Yeah, Producer Freeze, the Washington
d C poo guyser.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
I'm saying it's real.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
You're saying it's real. Yes, this is one hundred percent Yes. Yeah?

Speaker 6 (07:21):
Is that it?

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Or is that just the universe trying to give us
a clue? Like, Hey, you guys, how high do I
have to make the Pooh go here in Washington, DC
for you guys to realize what's going on? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Right, it's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Hello, your electure light balance is a little off.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
What It's just.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
That your electric light balance? Could you some work?

Speaker 9 (07:56):
Hello?

Speaker 10 (07:56):
Who is this?

Speaker 8 (07:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Hi, my name is Juniper and I'm calling from blank
blank Fitness and I was looking for our remember Bennett Blank?

Speaker 6 (08:07):
This?

Speaker 2 (08:07):
This is him.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yes, I've been at How are you?

Speaker 6 (08:11):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
I'm okay.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Well that's good. I was hoping that you would be
feeling okay because you do have a rather high cortisol levels.
So I wanted to check on how you're feeling and
if you're enjoying your experience at our gym since you
just joined a few weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, I like it fine. Why are you calling me?

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Are you sore after the workouts? So?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
What's going on here?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Just because I know that you've been taking advil not
I've been doing.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
What is going on?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Your biologics are quite interesting to me?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
What? What? Who are you?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
I look at the biologics of our members, and your
biologics interest me. They're intriguing.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
We're just going to come straight out and say it
like this is just seems kind of weird to me.
I don't know what you're even talking about.

Speaker 6 (09:12):
Your biologic and stuff.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Your skin micro biome is fantastic.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Okay, and now you're just starting to creep me.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Out line skin microbiome.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Okay, okay, okay, please don't talk about my skin. You're
being really creepy night right now, And like I even
want to know how you know about my skin microes,
my atom or whatever the hell you're talking about grow.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Biome, your skin micro biome.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Okay, okay, No, I don't need you're talking about my
micro biome, Like I just want a place where I
can go work out, get some cardio in, and then
go home, Like I don't need you know, some creepy
action from the gym and calling me up, harassing me.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I've been analyzing the sweat of our clientele for years
and I've never seen a skin micro biome is perfect.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Okay, that's you know, you've been studying my sweat towels.
You creepy a little bit. What's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Well, I understand that it may be a little off putting,
but it's for your own health advice. And I noticed
that your electrolyte levels.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
It's not you're just being creepy, and I have a
feeling that you're the only one who's doing this at
the gym, and I have a feeling that your boss
probably doesn't even know you're doing this either.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
If we could not tell my boss about the fact
that I.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Collect your so your boss is gonna find out, and
he's gonna find out. First of all, I doubt you
even told you. What are you just like going through
the registry and just calling random people from the gym
to be Herbert?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Just you?

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Well, just me? How what are you some kind of psychostalker?
You know, following your boss? I'm about to call the police. Like,
this is not okay, mother.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
It's just that I care about you, bed it.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
No, I don't you.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Hey, Bennett, this is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show
doing a phone brank on you and your wife sets
you up. It's Jim.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
I even believe that was real. That was the most
psychotic thing I've ever.

Speaker 8 (11:10):
Heard in my life.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
But like she said, you just joined a new gym
and wanted to mess with you somehow.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, I guess maybe they're different.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
But wake up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks weekday
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what's trending.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
I think the fact that Katy Perry is an astronaut
really helped her achieve something recently that most of us
little normies could never Normy, yes, we're normies.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
But we could never.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
So I'll tell you what Katy Perry just did and
why her astronaut status has really helped this time in
just a second. But first, the most random person is
now weighing in on the Beckham family drama. Did you
know that Snoop Dogg was the DJ at Brooklyn Beckham's wedding?

Speaker 9 (11:58):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Really, yeah, I know, Sep dog be mighty day.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
I know I would too, But apparently him and Brooklyn's dad,
David Beckham, the former soccer star, are like buddies and
they've been best friends for over twenty years. And actually,
it's kind of nice how he's chiming in because it
sounds like he's trying to make peace. He's like, David
has been a family man for as long as I've
known him, and really, if you think about it, most
families do have drama. So he's hoping that at some
point they'll be able to I don't know, iron it

(12:24):
all out.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
It's just these headlines are so sad.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
If you haven't heard, Brooklyn Beckham is a strange from
his parents because they kind of use him for money,
or at least that's what he said. And then yeah,
he married somebody that they don't like.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Someone else came out and said it was because of
the like his new wife, like she wants the fame
or whatever, because they said, well, if you really wanted
to At the end of his message, he's like, I
always want his peace and just like to be.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Left alone no one bother us.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
And they're like, well, if you really wanted to be
left alone, you didn't have to put this the whole
thing outtally, yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Which is just not said anything. If you didn't want
to talk to your parents, not talking, Yeah, he made
it excellent point.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
I don't know if you saw this because I've kind
of been in on this story for whatever reason, but Nicola,
Brooklyn's now wife, used to date the youngest Kadid Yeah yeah,
and g G Hadid's brother, Anwar, who was more recently
dating Dualipa.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
That one out.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
Okay, this is like when you go down sports tolls,
this is where Victoria and I shine. But anyway, So
their older sister that never goes on the spotlight is like, okay,
this is what Nicola has been about since the beginning
of time. She's married to she's born into a billionaire family,
but she's just not She hasn't ever been famous, even
though she's an actress.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
The girl that the Beckham's kid married married was born
into a billionaire so sorry billionaires.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Correct heiress or whatever. She's an heiress, yeah, essentially, but
she wants to be famous.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
She wants to be famous.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
Yeah, yeah, she's very pretty, right right, she's beautiful. But
the drama continues, but Snoop says everything will be okay,
and if Snoop Dogg says that you gotta believe it, that's.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
When you just got to go to Snoop's house and
just hang out and just like, yeah, he feels.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
So peaceful, Like what a vie? Yeah, what a vie?
This is interesting.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
As we approached Valentine's Day, JC Penny has an offer
for you.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
This time.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
It's not naming rats after your ex. This is something
you may actually want to do. You can take jewelry
that your ex had given you and exchange.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
It for diamonds whoa, that's what a great idea.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
I thought jac Penny would got like just continued or
like they stopped, like they.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
There's a few of them left, Okay, I've seen a
couple really, and I wanted to go in there to
experience what the nineties was like. But I didn't.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
These have the penny saver and stuff my grandma would
have a anyway, So there's a one day event that's
called the JC Penny Exchange get it xchange.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, I mean it's cute. Maybe because there's only a
few left, they're able to do this. But I wonder
if I ever paid my JC penny credit card bill.
I think I did. I think they gave up. Yeah,
I think they finally gave up. Yeah, I've bankrupt or whatever.
I think that's good. I just thought about that. I
was like, they were calling me for years, but they
haven't called it a long time. It's your fault, bankrut.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
Show up with any jewelry and they'll be like, it's
all good nonprofit anyway. And lastly, the fact that Katy
Perry is an astronaut in quotations has helped her achieve
something that many of us cannot. There's a new trend
on social media called the don't react challenge. But the
only way you can do it is if you're on
the Tron light Cycle power run at Shanghai Disneyland what

(15:31):
so of course she was there, So anytime people go
on that ride, the idea is you don't react, like
your face stays completely straight the entire time while you're
going sixty miles an hour around. It's like, I think
you would.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
I would do I would do that challenge so well,
and you're not even an astronaut. Yeah, it's very hard
to It's very hard to tell on my face how
I'm feeling. I constantly have to tell me about I'm happy,
I feel good.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
There's a party going on behind your siyes man, I'm
actually having a great time right now.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
I know my face doesn't say that, but trust me
to just listen to my words on that, like loving
life right now. Even the way I said that I'm
loving life made me believe you.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
But you can see that video on her social live.
You're into it. But that is what's trending.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at advocateslad dot com. Lexi is on the phone
today for a first day follow up, and she's getting
ghosted by a guy named Daniel. So in a few
minutes we'll call him and see if he'll tell us
why he's ghostinger and maybe get her a second date.
But before we do that, we need to talk to
her about the date. So, Lexie, what's up? How are
you doing?

Speaker 6 (16:36):
All right?

Speaker 7 (16:37):
It's a lot of wondering, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Of course. How long has it been since you heard
from Danny Boy? You're making this so light, you know
she's stressed out. I don't know if it goes by
Danny boy or not, but I want to call him
right now. I'm sorry, Lexi, this is not a joking matter.
When you get ghosted, it's up. It's not fun. Why
don't you tell us about your date?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
So?

Speaker 7 (17:03):
I guess to start off with he I just really
liked him. He was really different from everyone else that.

Speaker 10 (17:08):
I've gone out on dates with.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
He's he's quietly confident, you know, not too flashy.

Speaker 8 (17:15):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (17:15):
He had clean sneakers, good watch.

Speaker 7 (17:18):
It's like he knows what he's doing, really.

Speaker 10 (17:22):
Thoughtful, he's beautifully put.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Together, beautifully.

Speaker 7 (17:35):
He asked really good questions, thoughtful ones, and he actually
remembered my answers, so all in all a good package.
He's seemed grounded, ambitious, and actually study. And we ended
up meeting at a neighborhood bar and there were darts
and pool tables around. Uh it's kind of like a casual,

(17:57):
flirty vibe area. There was a little light, it was jukebox.
I really am thinking like this could turn into something.

Speaker 10 (18:06):
And then we.

Speaker 7 (18:07):
Started playing darts and I was really really bad. I
shot one and it was nowhere near the board, not
even close. I think everything it was like the other.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
End of the room.

Speaker 7 (18:25):
I'll say so every I felt like everything was going
in slow motion. So I felt like I heard it
just hit the floor and everyone was looking tables nearby,
and I, without thinking, I just started going about my
dad would emotionally evistrated me for that, and he was concerned.

(18:49):
He was like, oh, so I panicked, and I just said, well, no, he.

Speaker 11 (18:56):
Was alive, We're close, it's fine.

Speaker 7 (18:59):
And I just laughed it off, but maybe too loudly.
I think I snorted at one point.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
So you threw a dart across the room, and then
you started talking about.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Your dad, I did.

Speaker 10 (19:14):
I said, I don't have daddy issues.

Speaker 7 (19:15):
By the way, I'm freaking out right now.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
How are you telling us or did you tell him that?

Speaker 11 (19:22):
I told him I.

Speaker 7 (19:23):
Don't have any daddy issues, and I'm spiralat inside. I
think I just killed the vibe. There's yeah, you can
say so, yeah, that's that's true. And he was really
nice about it. He wasn't uncomfortable. He just smiled and nodded,

(19:43):
and you know, very soon afterwards, we went to the
pool table and and I felt like the vibe picked back.

Speaker 10 (19:49):
Up from there, and.

Speaker 7 (19:52):
And then he was being flirtatious again. He was showing
me how to hold.

Speaker 10 (19:55):
The cue properly, so there was light touching. We were joking around.
There's teasing.

Speaker 7 (20:04):
So he stayed for another around instead of just running.

Speaker 6 (20:07):
Away and leaving.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Okay, that's nice. I mean we appreciate that.

Speaker 7 (20:13):
Yeah, yeah, but I just can't help. But wonder if
things got too real for him too fast, if I
just overshared, if it was.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
The dad covin Lexi is on the phone and she's
getting ghosted by a dude named Daniel. So we're about
to call him and see if he'll tell us why
he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date.
But before we do that, Lexi, why don't you break
down your situation again real quick.

Speaker 10 (20:39):
Basically, I went out a date about five days ago.

Speaker 7 (20:42):
I haven't heard from him.

Speaker 10 (20:44):
We went to a bar, a.

Speaker 7 (20:46):
Nearby bar, and I think I screwed it up by
talking about my daddy issues when I screwed up at
playing guards real badly.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
When you put it like that, all right, well are
you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 6 (21:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, speak to Daniel. Please.
This is speaking Hey Daniel, how are you. This is
a radio show. It's called The Jebel Show. Hi, Daniel,
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jebel.

Speaker 12 (21:25):
What's up? Wait?

Speaker 6 (21:29):
This is really on the radio.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Uh, yes it is. Have you ever listened to the
show before? I'm guessing you have the way you responded, but.

Speaker 12 (21:35):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I didn't think i'd be on it.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
But here we are. Yes, from here we are. Congratulations.
We always wanted to get you on the show, so
I'm glad you're not.

Speaker 8 (21:45):
Now.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
This feels awkward to me, Daniel calling you today, because
you know, we do a segment called the first Date
follow Up, where if you go out on a date
with somebody and you end up ghosting them, they can
email us to ask you why you're ghosting them. And
we got an email about you. Oh no, yeah, any
idea who it would be.

Speaker 12 (22:09):
I'm just gonna assume it might be Lexi, my most
recent date.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
It is Lexi, your most recent date. Yeah, we talked
to her. She said she really liked you, but can't
figure out why you're ghosting or do you mind telling us?

Speaker 12 (22:23):
Yeah, yeah, no problem. I mean, let me just start
off like Lexi. Lexie's great. She was.

Speaker 6 (22:30):
She was cute, a little bit.

Speaker 12 (22:31):
Spastic, which I thought was kind of adorable. She was
really funny. She was funny, you know, very very self assured,
which I liked. And you know, we had a good time.
But there's something she said that just kind of stuck
with me and I really, you know, I kind of
ruined it for me.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
What did she say?

Speaker 12 (22:51):
It rubbed me the wrong way, let's just put it
that way. So we were playing pool, you know, and
I'm not the best at I'm not the worst, but
I had a moment where I completely missed a shot
and yeah, I think she might have been joking, But
what she said, is it's okay. I don't date winners anyway,
and I don't know why, but for some reason that

(23:14):
just kind of rubbed me the wrong way and I
couldn't really shake it the rest of the day. That
kind of felt like she called me a loser, which
I just missed a shot at pool, but she kept saying.

Speaker 6 (23:25):
It's a joke.

Speaker 12 (23:26):
Relax, I'm kidding, but the damage is kind of done.
It really kind of felt like weirdly competitive or weirdly
kind of a dig. And I don't know. I mean,
I've had some I've had some bad dating history where
people have been kind of not the kindest to me,
So I don't know. For some reason, it just it
really rubbed me the wrong way.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Okay, because she called you a loser.

Speaker 12 (23:50):
Essentially, well thanks, yeah, but that that is kind of,
you know, the thing that really made me give It
just gave me pause about whether or not I wanted
to see her again. So I've been erinating on the
idea it is. It doesn't make you feel kind of
takes the window of your sales, are your confidence to
be known?

Speaker 5 (24:08):
I mean, for sure, but you gotta feel good now
knowing that she doesn't think you're a loser because she.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Wants to know why you're ghosting her.

Speaker 12 (24:17):
Well, well, I guess, I guess there's that is a
light at the end of the tunnel if you got
that way. Uh, you know, I I don't think I'm
a loser. I just think for some reason, I just
kept replaying that moment in my head. I was like, wow,
like that was you want embarrassing enough? And then she
kind of kicked me while I was down, you know.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, And you don't want to take somebody that calls
you a loser and kicks it while you're down, Like
that was my type most of my life. I don't
think that should be your type. But I'm just making
sure that's not your type.

Speaker 12 (24:53):
No, it's not my type. I wouldn't say, but but
she is. She's very cute, she's funny. You can't believe.
I mean, she's Is she on the line right now?

Speaker 5 (25:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Do you remember now how these works? She is she's
on the phone and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 12 (25:07):
Oh, I totally forgot which she is on the line,
isn't she?

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Ye?

Speaker 7 (25:11):
Yeah? Okay, Hey, that's the going Hey, So, I mean
that's kind of ridiculous. I mean, it goes to me
over that it was obviously a joke.

Speaker 12 (25:27):
I mean, I understand how you meant it, but I
couldn't help just replaying that moment in my head. And
then I kind of it kind of kicked my confidence
to ask you out again, because I didn't know if
you really thought of that about me. I don't know,
like I thought it was like, am I disappointing you already?

Speaker 6 (25:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (25:44):
I kind of felt like it kind of just planted
a seat in my head, and for some reason, it's
kind of blocked me from being able to reach out
to you. So it just hit me the wrong way.
I don't know how to explain it other than that
it was weird.

Speaker 7 (25:56):
I'm honestly I rose people that I like. If I
didn't like you, i'd be polite, and honestly, polite would
be the real red flag. True.

Speaker 10 (26:09):
True, I mean, you lost, you lost that game, you
lost that shot.

Speaker 7 (26:15):
But I mean I was just fooling around.

Speaker 10 (26:18):
I know you're not.

Speaker 12 (26:19):
Really a loser, You're.

Speaker 10 (26:20):
Just a loser in that moment in time.

Speaker 7 (26:24):
But I was definitely not submitting feedback on your performance
in general as a whole, and in fact.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Like I just really liked you.

Speaker 7 (26:37):
I hate thinking that you went home believing that I
was so serious. But Indian losers can become a winner.

Speaker 10 (26:45):
So we can try this again.

Speaker 12 (26:49):
Are you saying like you're being mean to me? Is
supposed to be a green flag. That's what I'm looking
forward to. Is you're going to be putting me down
a lot?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Good question.

Speaker 7 (26:59):
Yeah, but I roast everybody that I care for.

Speaker 10 (27:02):
You big dumming.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Well, hey, Daniel, your big dummy, would you like to
go out with Lexi again? We'll pay for it, you know.

Speaker 12 (27:15):
I feel like this, this, this definitely made me feel
kind of like a dummy because I think I got
in my head you were pretty great. I had a
great time with you. I'm sorry I got a little
overly sensitive about that, but I think huh yeah, I
mean I do think I like to go on another
day with you. I mean, now that not how you

(27:36):
operate up. I'm sorry, I'll become being less sensitive as
a loser.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
What are you serious?

Speaker 12 (27:43):
I think I may have overthought it. Okay, if you,
if you, if you care enough to bring us on
the radio, I think it's it's definitely worth another shot
a Lexi.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Congratulations, you got yourself another date.

Speaker 11 (27:56):
I can't wait for the next date. Where are we
going next?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Jubile's first date follow up? What am I some sort
of a mentally challenged airhead?

Speaker 11 (28:10):
No, not even I didn't say that.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
It's like, why am I even listening to you?

Speaker 11 (28:15):
To begin with your virgin who can't try?

Speaker 1 (28:19):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Mary's in a game
of trivia for John Mulaney tickets and let's me today's
contestant for you verus Victoria? Justin? What's up?

Speaker 8 (28:33):
Justin?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
How are you?

Speaker 11 (28:35):
I'm not too bad?

Speaker 6 (28:36):
How are you guys doing?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Not too bad either?

Speaker 12 (28:39):
Good?

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Although somebody did break into my car this morning, so
that's not a fun way to start today. Great yeah, yeah,
but whatever, It's not about me. It's about you, Justin.
And do you think you can be Victoria unless you're
the person that justin? Did you break into my car?

Speaker 12 (29:00):
I try to get the answers, Yeah, just sitting on.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
All right.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and while
she leaves, you have thirty seconds answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one. Just say pass
and Victoria has to beat you outright to win? Okay, okay,
all right, she's outside. The door is closed, and justin
your time starts. Now. What social media app uses a

(29:26):
ghost as its logo?

Speaker 6 (29:29):
Snapcat?

Speaker 5 (29:30):
What is the smallest US state by size, New England
or Maine? How many players are on the court for
one basketball team at a time?

Speaker 6 (29:44):
Five?

Speaker 5 (29:45):
What city hosted the first Modern Olympic Games in eighteen
ninety six.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
Paris?

Speaker 1 (29:53):
What animal is featured on the Porsche logo.

Speaker 11 (29:59):
Horse?

Speaker 1 (30:00):
We'll bring Victoria back in down, bring Victoria back into
the studio. Well, she's getting settled and putting on her
headphones and stuff, justin Have you ever streamed the Jubil
Show before?

Speaker 8 (30:12):
I have I listened to you guys all the time.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Where do you stream it? What do you stream it on?

Speaker 5 (30:18):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (30:19):
Off my phone?

Speaker 1 (30:20):
I have you guys in my AirPods at work. And
you are a great American.

Speaker 12 (30:27):
I try to be stand up.

Speaker 8 (30:29):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Have you taken us in the bathroom with you? Who?
I'm sorry, I'm curious, it's very intimate. Not going to answer.
Have you been me?

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Have you listened with your pants down?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
That's not what I've said.

Speaker 12 (30:51):
Yes, I've listened to them a bathroom.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Now we can all rest easy. Justin has listened to
us in the bathroom. It's a compliment.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
All right.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, just say pass
and you have to beat Justin outright to win, and
Justin you can tell Victoria win to go.

Speaker 6 (31:14):
All right, all right, Victoria go.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
What social media app uses a ghost as its logo?

Speaker 7 (31:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
What is the smallest US state by size?

Speaker 12 (31:23):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (31:27):
A game?

Speaker 12 (31:28):
Second?

Speaker 5 (31:29):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Rhode Island? How many players are on the court for
one basketball team at a time?

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Ooh, one, two, three or four?

Speaker 8 (31:37):
Five?

Speaker 5 (31:37):
What city hosted the first modern Olympic Games in eighteen
ninety six?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Ooh? Wait?

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Wait w'd you ask?

Speaker 5 (31:45):
What city hosted the first modern Olympic Games in eighteen
ninety six? Y?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Laugh? Wait?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Where were you reacting? So you're like you're like, ooh,
good for them, that's really cool.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Wait what Sorry it's I was reacting as like the
city in Olympics. I wait, no, I heard Olympics in
here city?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
The first city ever? Boston series. It might be we'll
find out, but right now let's get the score and
send it over than to our scoreboard, our producer Free World.
Justin had three and Victoria had three. Whoa, what's the time?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (32:23):
Justin?

Speaker 1 (32:23):
You still win, But I'm impressed, Boston, I guess Paris,
thank you for playing man. You also got John Mlaney ticket.

Speaker 11 (32:33):
Oh awesome, Thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah, let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
Snapchat is the social media app that uses a ghost
does its logo. Rhode Island is the smallest US stayed
by size. There are five players on the court for
during a basketball game for eighteen Victoria, you watch the
Olympians movie and stuff right anyways, it's Athens, Greece Olympic Games.
The first one was in eighteen ninety six in Athens, Greece.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
What movie would that have been?

Speaker 5 (33:00):
In your Olympians cartoon that you watch Olympians cart Oh
what are you thinking of? You know she talks about
all the time. I feel like she would have learned
that from that?

Speaker 1 (33:10):
What? What?

Speaker 4 (33:11):
I have no idea?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
What cartoon? There's a cartoon that the Victoria does bring
up all the time, which what is it? So when
you see he learned everything from Yeah, somebody in the Olympians.
It's like a cartoon. Guy. I almost watched it the
other day because it was on whatever streaming service I
was on, and I was like, I might watch this.
Hear Victoria talk about it all. Is it Percy Jackson? Yes,

(33:33):
Percy Jackson has nothing to do with Olympics. It's like
those are not oh God, but aren't they like Greek gods?

Speaker 7 (33:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
But okay, is that where the Olympics comes from? Percy
Jackson was the first pole volter in the Olympics. Ever,
it's like Olympians anyway.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
And then and the animal that's featured on the Porsche
logo is a horse.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Justin thank you for playing man awesome, have a great day.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
It makes so much more sense now the gods were
like in Olympia and then they're like, this is the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
You're like a Greek god.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
And that's why I was googling cartoons in the Olympics.
Like I was thinking like Peen Panther, like pull vaulted
or like I don't know, we knew it was like
a really good no. We were just talking about like
Greek mythology too, So what else I see? I didn't
connect Greek mythology with Olympics. I didn't connect Olympians. There's
a theme here I.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Was talking about that makes me really happy.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
You know, I haven't seen the show Percy Jackson, but.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
The movies Who started the Olympics? Who's ever first ever
ever Olympics Zeus Persie Jackson? No, do you.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Know the answer?

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yes, the Romans I believe, definitely.

Speaker 11 (35:00):
Doesn't.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Not a greed. I mean, well, oh yeah, this was
a Greek Okay, well I.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Thought you were asking for a specific person, so I
was giving you a specific person.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Do you know if.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
You don't know, you can have also like Hong out
with other people.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
True, yeah, you're right. Anyways, Victoria, at the same time
every single weekday morning when if you want to play
just DMUs at the Jubile Show or go to the
Jewels Show dot com, it's time to catch a cheater.
Only on the Jubile Show. Annie is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater and she thinks that
her husband of five years and named Ryan might be

(35:38):
messing around. So we'll see if we can helper out. Annie.
I'm sorry you're in this position, but what's up? Why
do you think Ryan might be cheating.

Speaker 13 (35:45):
Yeah, I don't know. I'm really I'm worried. We have
been married, like you said, with five years. We have
a damn good relationship. We we've seen it all, been
through it all, and are still writing strong. Ryan is

(36:05):
one of those people that, like I guess you would say.

Speaker 11 (36:08):
Is never boring if you will.

Speaker 13 (36:11):
He's just constantly making jokes and doing bits, and he
knows that sometimes he annoys the hell out of me.

Speaker 11 (36:21):
But it's also what I love about him.

Speaker 6 (36:24):
And it's not like.

Speaker 11 (36:27):
Always on annoying, but he'll be the joke to death.
Like deep he didn't get the reaction that he wanted.
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (36:35):
And all that being said is he is the.

Speaker 13 (36:37):
Sweetest man ever, which is the reason why I put
up with a lot of his I can pay.

Speaker 11 (36:43):
That, okay, But now I'm in this position.

Speaker 13 (36:47):
Where I am getting some clues that he.

Speaker 10 (36:53):
May be not faithful.

Speaker 13 (36:55):
And let me tell you, I will put up a
lot from him, but I will him up and if
he ever cheats on me, And I need help now
to figure out what's going on.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Why do you so? What are the clues that you're getting?

Speaker 13 (37:12):
I mean, lately it's like this new lion has just
been emerging, you know, like women we can tell, you
can tell, we haven't.

Speaker 10 (37:22):
We have a like intuition.

Speaker 11 (37:24):
And over the last two weeks or so, it's like
he's got.

Speaker 13 (37:28):
This pep in his step kind of thing and grinning
for no reason. It's just kind of out of the ordinary.
And I, of course it want him to be miserable.
I mean, it's just it's not him, you know. Like
there was a moment.

Speaker 7 (37:45):
Last week when we were just watching.

Speaker 13 (37:46):
TV and I saw that this text message lit up
on his phone from our contact that said don't answer
in all caps.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Interesting. You had to ask him about that, though.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (37:57):
He looked at it really quick, put it down, and yeah,
I asked him, and he like threw it off with
some telemarketer that just keeps calling him. And I told him,
I yeah, I told him that that's both and he said, no, really,
that's all it is, with this damn like grin on
his face.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yeah, the grin is weird.

Speaker 10 (38:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (38:19):
After I walked.

Speaker 13 (38:20):
Into a room and overheard him saying, it's fine, baby,
she doesn't know.

Speaker 11 (38:27):
I rounded the corner.

Speaker 13 (38:30):
He tried to play it off like on the phone,
like it was a joke.

Speaker 11 (38:34):
Or something. I asked who it was, he said it
was just a.

Speaker 13 (38:38):
Guy from work, and again, ye, right, I'm not getting
anything from him, and I'm tired of whatever's going on
with him.

Speaker 11 (38:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
And did you ask him about that one specifically?

Speaker 11 (38:53):
Yeah, yeah, and that's when he like said it was
just And then so then I will admit that I
I did look through his phone.

Speaker 13 (39:03):
Of course, when I look through his phone multiple times,
he's deleted every text spread in all the text history,
so there's nothing like I can't bring it up.

Speaker 7 (39:14):
I know he's been talking to someone, but.

Speaker 11 (39:17):
He's been deleting the history.

Speaker 13 (39:19):
That in itself is like worries some why do you
have to delete what normal person?

Speaker 11 (39:25):
I haven't deleted my text like in months.

Speaker 13 (39:29):
You know, I'm just tired of this and I want
some answers. And so tonight I saw something on his
calendar that he's supposed to be having quote dinner with
m MS in the letter M but he says that
he's working late.

Speaker 11 (39:50):
So I thought, I don't know, this is.

Speaker 13 (39:52):
The perfect time to sort of catch him and see
if this man that I adore, And then I've given
ten years of my life.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
No right in the middle of to catch a teeter
and if you're just joining us. Annie is on the
phone and she thinks that her husband of five years
named Ryan might be cheating. So we're about to call
him and presented to me from the grocery store that
he's a rewards member at and say he's this month's
lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our Florida department,
and we'll see if he sends those to his wife,
Annie or to somebody else. And Annie, before we call him,

(40:21):
why don't you break down your situation for us again
real quick?

Speaker 11 (40:24):
Oh yeah, sure. Basically, I've just we've been together, we're
married for five years.

Speaker 13 (40:30):
I've just been noticing in the last few weeks he
is acting like giddy and weird. And then of course
there's been some instances a text message that said don't answer,
like I overheard a phone call where he sounded incredibly
It was so clear he.

Speaker 6 (40:50):
Was talking to a woman and he called her babe,
said she doesn't know.

Speaker 13 (40:54):
It's just one thing after another thing, erased text messages.

Speaker 11 (40:58):
I just need some answers of what's going on.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
I hate that he told you it was his coworker.
After he said on the phone ready for us to
call him.

Speaker 10 (41:08):
Yeah, let's just rip the bandaid off.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Okay, here we go. Hi, this is horrible calling from
I was looking for our Rewards card member named Ryan.

Speaker 6 (41:28):
Yes, I am Ryan, Brian.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Hi, how are you? Please? Don't hang up? This not
a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to tell you congratulations.
Here this month's big winner.

Speaker 6 (41:36):
I'm a big winner. Thanks? What did I win?

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards member who
gets free flowers delivered from our new and improved flor department.
So you've won thirty six long stim red roses, a
box of candy or chocolates, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want with in the fifty
United States. Just our way of saying thank you very
much for being such a loyal customer.

Speaker 6 (41:54):
Wow, all right, that's great.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Thanks, congratulations And like I said, it's all for you.
Get confirmation on everything. And the first thing I will
need will be the first and last name of the
person that you'd like to send them to.

Speaker 6 (42:06):
They're going to go to Meghan, all.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Right, and anything you are upon a card?

Speaker 9 (42:12):
Yeah, can you put to my one and only love,
My princess. You've given me the biggest gift of all.
A prank on my wife Annie on the jubile shows.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
What what I feel like? This is illegal?

Speaker 6 (42:31):
Oh, I can't believe it's worked out as well.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Oh my, no happening.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
So you've been messing with your wife this entire time,
making her think that you're cheating on her.

Speaker 6 (42:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, I've been sitting this up for oh gosh,
three four weeks. I wanted to do.

Speaker 11 (42:50):
Week Wait a minute, I can't. I can't be quiet anymore. Ryan,
What the what the hell is going on?

Speaker 6 (42:58):
That's really?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Are you you?

Speaker 11 (43:03):
I know what's going on?

Speaker 6 (43:06):
Oh man, listen. I wanted to do a phone prank.

Speaker 9 (43:10):
I wanted to have the radio call you, but I
knew you knew everybody's voices, so that wasn't gonna work.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
So I got you to prank me.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
What so for?

Speaker 1 (43:21):
You spent four weeks I'm trying to convince your wife
that you might be cheating, hoping that she will call us.
Makes me so mad?

Speaker 9 (43:30):
Yeah, obvious about it.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
You got to make up for this.

Speaker 11 (43:40):
I cannot It's all in a joke.

Speaker 6 (43:44):
I can't believe it ended on on April first, Oh,
the timing of this workout so well.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Oh my gosh, an April fool joke, here's out.

Speaker 13 (44:00):
Do you even understand what you have put me through
in the last.

Speaker 11 (44:04):
Two three four weeks?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Do you know?

Speaker 13 (44:07):
Do you understand that like I have been sick to
my stomach? Have you not noticed I haven't been sleeping well,
I haven't been eating like I You put me through
absolute health.

Speaker 11 (44:18):
I this this went far. You went way too far
with this. That is insane.

Speaker 10 (44:23):
I will want to know I was.

Speaker 11 (44:25):
I was thinking the worst.

Speaker 6 (44:27):
I didn't think about that.

Speaker 8 (44:33):
About that one.

Speaker 11 (44:34):
And I do not believe that you went through this
for a bit.

Speaker 7 (44:40):
I can't believe you went I mean, is.

Speaker 13 (44:43):
This supposed to show me that you love me even
more than I think?

Speaker 9 (44:51):
Too much time I put into bringing a smile too.

Speaker 13 (44:59):
I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm relieved, I guess,
but like I and I'm shocked.

Speaker 11 (45:04):
I can't believe you really pulled this off.

Speaker 13 (45:07):
I mean, I guess you knew that I listened to
jubile all the time. And I guess I'm trying to
like put it all together that you planned.

Speaker 11 (45:18):
Out for this to work out so perfectly and in
your freaking perfect way it somehow did.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
You're so understanding? Understanding?

Speaker 11 (45:29):
I don't believe it. I mean, I love you, I
love you. I'm I'm so glad you don't see me
because I will put you in the hospital and I.

Speaker 6 (45:38):
Woke you up. I would never listen Annie.

Speaker 9 (45:45):
There is no one in the world I would rather
put through four weeks of hell for a joke.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
At least you know he's not cheating. And Ryan, I
hope you have something planned to make up for it.
That part. Wow, man, Yesterday was baka. I literally four
plus four with my chopel ganger and they were eating
their shirt. I wasn't going to four plus four with them,

(46:16):
but he was like, I'm hungry. Should we fambush? And
I was like, yeah, man, we should fambush, but just
so you know when we do, I'm gonna mog your mom.
It was hilarious. It's the Jubil Show. Sounds so dirty.
Didn't you understand what I just said? No, don't worry
about it. I don't think I really understand what I said.
But there is a list of Generation Alpha slang that's

(46:37):
going viral so that the olds can understand what all
the kids are talking about. We'll go over right now
so you can learn some general alpha slang, because the
slang terms that GENOFA uses are very confusing anybody, but
generation alpha.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
The fine part about this is right now is Victoria
gets to be lumped in the olds category.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
I sweet gen z. No, I'm in this category guy.
So we'll go over the generation alpha slang right now
so you can learn the terms that your kids are
probably using so that you can understand what they're doing. Yeah,
if your kid tells you that they already four plus foward,
we don't worry about it.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
It means that they ate. No, that's four plus four
equals eight, but they eight. But that means like you
ate like your outfit like.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
You know, though that's not four plus four means that
you ate like food, are ate or eat means that
you did something very well, like you ate the outfit really,
So like to say four plus four is like, no,
I'm good, I four plus foward. I had lunch, right,
I had lunch. But if you're like, I ate my
shirt today, it means like, yeah, man, I look good

(47:46):
in my shirt today. I'd ate my shirt.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
What I need to four plus four? That's what I need, man,
a lot of numbers I need right now, you'll.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Just stay home forever.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Changed whole word. The word is eat and they just
put it into two numbers, right, because that's confusing because
if you're like, hey, man, you ate that shirt, you're saying, hey,
you're wearing that shirt very well, last job wearing the shirt, right,
you don't want to confuse it with somebody actually eating
their shirts. So you have to find a way to
fix that. Oh, four plus four is eight. We'll use
four plus four for eating food.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
Okay, that one is actually blowing my mind. I very
much misunderstood that.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
We're going over a list of Gen Alpha slangs so
that all the olds can understand what the young kids
are talking about. The evolution of the English lang. Another
popular Gen alpha slang, so you can understand what your
kids are talking about. Baka b a ka bacha baka.
I kind of like this one, and not like who

(48:47):
used to do that? Wasn't one of the guys.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
On the.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Fozzy Bear Maka reference. Baka is a Japanese word meaning
crazy or foolish, popular in the anime community. But I
kind of like that one.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
Yeah you've gone badka, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Gone right, we're getting Badka tonight.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Hey baby, let's get baka tonight.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Get back after dinner. It makes me want blakla blah.
But you know, I don't know. I've never understood why
older generations have such a problem with the younger generations.
And I'm I'm I'm I'm of an older generation, right,
I'm very old. I'm very elderly. As a matter of fact,
I do. I go on my TikTok live all the time,
you know, and people point out how old I am,
and I'm like, yes, of course I'm not old. Please

(49:35):
do not disrespect me like that I'm elderly. But I've
never understood it. I mean, when I was not elderly
and I was like one of the younger generations, I'm like,
what's the problem, man? But like now that I'm in
the older generation and i'm and I'm an elderly individual,
I still don't get it. I'm like, who cares? Like
why why do we always think the younger generations are
so dumb?

Speaker 8 (49:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:55):
I don't think it's dumb.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
I just think it's really complex for something that was
already figured out.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Yeah, well how did it just catch on?

Speaker 12 (50:02):
Though?

Speaker 5 (50:02):
You know, like who decided to say baka and then
we just keep going. I don't know who the first
brave soul to say it was. And then someone was like, man,
what does that mean? They're like, oh, it means crazy,
and they're like.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
Dude, you ate that.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
I like that, Let's go for it.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
I don't think we've I don't even really figured it
out where sixty seven started. Nobody knows that, and you
know the hot one.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
We're going over a list of Gen Alpha slaying terms
so that you can understand what they're talking about. If
you ever approached by a Gen Alpha and they speak
to you, if they call you chopped, that's not a
good thing. Chopped means ugly, often describing someone's outfit or face,
but anything that's not good could be called chopped.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Wait, Jen Alpha is using these terms and they're like
little kids kind of so imagine then walking past me
and be like, yoike, that man look chopped?

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Why that one?

Speaker 4 (50:51):
At least kind of I can understand how he became that. Yeah,
chopped is not always.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Trying to make sense.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
Yeah, it's also kind of cute. You got a little
kid and hating on you. That's kind of funny. It's like,
what are you saying? Chop you, chop up, grow up
and then say it to my face.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Fambushing is another gen alpha slang that people use fambushing.
It's a combo of family and ambushing. It refers to
young people checking where their parents are on the location
apps in order to fambush them and get free food.
So if you're out and you're like, oh, hey, my
mom's over at Applebee's, should we go over and my

(51:28):
mom and get some food? Full plus four.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
So I was at like at dinner with my dad
and my stepmom when I was back for the holidays,
and my little brother, I kid you not you get
gets out of work and goes, hey, eat, where's where
you're all at? I was like, we're eating okay, cool,
calls my dad, Hey dad, what are you doing.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
He's like, we're eating dinner, Like what's up? Because well,
where are you eating? Like she's at home or are
you out somewhere? And he like came in and meet us.
But he does it every single you got fanbush?

Speaker 7 (51:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Am I getting fan bushed?

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Sham fambush not fam no, famb ambushed.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
These words don't make me happy. They make me annoy
you're ambushing your family.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
Basically I can fambush you because I got your location, Victoria.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
You know that just sounds so weird. You can buy
me brunt to mog. If you mog someone, it's to
be more attractive than someone, but in an intentional or
aggressive way. It seems like if I show up to
the same party as you, and I wear the same
outfit but better I'm mogging on you.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Right, the same cordes but better color or.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
Something like it. I like the word I'm not saying
I like to mog. I like the word mogan. You're
choppel ganger.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
That's somebody who's like a doppelganger who someone kind of
looks like you. It's another person who looks like you,
but worse.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
So everyone.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
They're brutal. Yeah, really, no positive no positive slang terms.
It's just all calling everybody ugly to me and like,
do that person looks like you but they're ugly?

Speaker 8 (53:02):
Right?

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Basically makes me scared to meet jelf. Give us three
minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know
for the day. Brought to you by Muckles. You've been
going Auburn, You're home from MACHINEO. It's time for nas.
What's trending? Did you catch the free climber last weekend?

Speaker 5 (53:18):
The climb was streamed live on Netflix and if you
didn't see it, maybe you heard people talking about it.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
I watched a little bit of it, Yeah, the actual climb. Yeah,
because I watched this. That dude has a documentary too
that The documentary is super interesting because he climbs like
one of the crazy, craziest cliffs ever or whatever. Anyway, free,
all free, free, free climb, free climbing, thank you, Like
we're with nothing. So basically like if you follow, you're dead.

(53:45):
And the documentary is dope. And I watched the free climb,
but if you watch the documentary and then the free
the one that he did over the weekend, climbing up
that tower, You're like, this tower is nothing for this guy.
That's why they would do it, because I'm sure it
was so easy for him. Really, I mean, no matter what,
it's hard.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Yeah, it was crazy. When I tuned in for a
couple of minutes, I was like, what the heck is
this right?

Speaker 5 (54:05):
And I feel like that's a lot of people's reactions,
especially because it was a free climber. But imagine your
Netflix you agree to stream that live, what do you
do and the off chance he falls?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Right, Yeah, they had to have some sort of plan
they did, and I'll tell you what it was in
just a second. So the commentary on it was so
bad I'll wait until you get there to talk about it.
But yeah, there's some pretty funny parts. Okay, yeah, we'll
get there.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
But it's it's actually kind of creepy but also very interesting.
But speaking of Netflix, there is another dating show that
they're bringing to the streaming service.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
How much does age play a role in who you
decide you're going to date?

Speaker 3 (54:39):
I mean, I feel like the age determines like life state,
not determines, but usually people are in the same like
life stages.

Speaker 8 (54:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Yeah, it played a big role at a certain point
in my life because my friends were like nobody under
twenty six anymore. Right, that's a good point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
Well, it's an interesting conversation that the show is bringing
up because it's a show called Age of Attraction where
it's going to have contestants raging from ages twenty two
to fifty nine, both men and women, and they're just
not going to know how old the person is that
they're dating. I saw a little clip of this, and
that feels kind of like a joke to me because
I can look at any one of them and know exactly.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
What age range you're in right by the way, but
so you still look. It's not like love is blind,
where like there's a wall in between them, right, No,
like you can see him.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
So they're talking about like a cougar and cub relationship,
which is also very clear that he's in his twenties
and she's probably upwards of forty. I don't know, but
I mean it happens. I'm just saying it's going to
be an interesting show. I'm just kind of hating on
it right now. But that's fine.

Speaker 14 (55:36):
Why are you eating it?

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Nina? Let's go on it? How much fun?

Speaker 2 (55:40):
No?

Speaker 5 (55:40):
I don't want to go on it because I was
extremely turned off by somebody that I find extreme that
I loved at one point it was dating somebody significantly older,
and it really made me upset.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Yeah, but now you can go on National Teawog Netflix
TV and you could be the one who's now dating
someone who is right.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
You're right, I should focus on myself, Yeah, you should.
Who cares about him?

Speaker 4 (56:01):
You're kind of confused why you were upset it somebody
for dating older?

Speaker 5 (56:05):
Well, because it was significantly older and I love him
and he didn't want me.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
He wanted the old lady. So it wasn't really about age.
Well no, unless he's like, was specifically looking for an
old lady.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
I don't know what he was looking for. How that happened.
It just hurt my feelings.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
He didn't want me, you wanted like an old He
didn't want me.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
He wanted the old lady, which is anyway, all right,
I'll save that. I'll save it for therapy.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Moving on.

Speaker 5 (56:35):
Back to the idea that we need to have a
name for absolutely everything. Cigarette mom rock is now a thing.
It's a category on TikTok. Cigarette mom rock would be
artists like Avril Levigne, County Crows, alanis Mo.

Speaker 6 (56:49):
Yeah, that makes.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Sense, that makes sense describing my teenage years.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Right now, we described it a cigarette mom rock, like.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Frazzled Evil, I'm smoking cigarette. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
Yeah, there's also divorced dad Rock, but the cigarette mom
rock sounds like cool.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
It's a divorced dad rocky.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
Divorced dad Rock is nickeled back. And lastly, we'll go
to the plan that Netflix had if in fact, Alex
Hunnold is his name, the free climber that successfully scaled
the Taipei.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
One O one tower in Taiwan on Saturday. It was
streamed live.

Speaker 5 (57:26):
Had anything happened, they had a plan where they were
going to cut away to a woman who was prepared
to read a card that said that, oh where'd it go? Shoot,
we've experienced a fall, and we're going to get off
the air now and we'll update you as soon as
we as soon as we can on Alex's condition contingency plan.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Wow, in casey falls, we're just gonna cut to some
random woman as she shuffles the card to pick it up.
You just fell. We're gonna go away by basically, might
as well just play the end of like the Looney
Tunes Catars, you know what, cartoon something that didn't work.
So that's all, folks, We're gonna come to an the pig.

(58:12):
I mean, that's all, folks. That's what they should have done.
I mean, at least try to have phone in.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
The Netflix said hey, we tried, and unfortunately planning was
never needed.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
That broadcast was so bad though, really yes it was.
I wanted to see it, you know, because I'm into that.
I think that dude's cool. I'm interested to see things. Yeah,
I would love to be able to climb like that.
It's dope, right, But the commentators that they had were
so obnoxious, and I saw actually, like on a lot
of forums, people were talking about how obnoxious they were.
A room in the broadcast. They had three people commenting

(58:47):
on it, which is more than like an NFL thing anyway,
they usually have two people. And the woman who was
like anchoring the whole thing was so annoying. But it
was a couple of funny moments because at one point
the climber got to a part where they could talk
to him because a head pie sin and he gets
up there and he has a lot of breath, you know,
and she's like, Okay, we're gonna check it with him
right now. And she's like, Alex, can you hear me?
And he's like yeah, you know, I mean he's climbing

(59:08):
a tower where he could die, and she's just like,
so what you doing? And like that joke did not
land with anybody. It was just quiet after that for
a second he's like just climbing the mountain, and then
another point. It was hilarious because she was trying to
build drama and she's like talking about fear and how

(59:30):
if someone's scared, they get an elevated heart rate. And
she's like talking to another woman who is on the
broadcast team who is like a former climber, and let's
just say her name is Janet, and she's like, so, anyway, Janet,
you know, when somebody's scared and worried, their heart rate
goes up. And we have a heart rate monitor on
Alex right now and his heart rate is going up.
Do you think we should be concerned? And the other

(59:52):
climber literally goes, well, let's see, he's climbing up this tower,
which is a very physically demand thing that he's doing.
And usually when you do some sort of physical activity
like this, your heart rate is going to elevate a
little bit. Back to you. I suggest that that's what
should be happening right now. Let's see here, dummy. That's

(01:00:16):
basically what she said.

Speaker 8 (01:00:17):
I want to see.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Jebils dirty little secret. Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a
dirty little secret?

Speaker 8 (01:00:28):
I do?

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Sweet?

Speaker 8 (01:00:29):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
So?

Speaker 8 (01:00:31):
I'm a plumber?

Speaker 7 (01:00:33):
Uh?

Speaker 14 (01:00:33):
And back in high school and college, you know, I
have you said, guy, and I was like four hundred pounds.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Uh.

Speaker 14 (01:00:38):
Since then, I've like said over half my weight and
I didn't know that my body.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Was this lean.

Speaker 8 (01:00:44):
So I've got a ton of attention.

Speaker 7 (01:00:46):
Like I feel like Patain America.

Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
So doing these house calls.

Speaker 14 (01:00:53):
These women are very friendly, very well, but they pay
more than a plumber makes, and that is insane to
do stuff you could say that, yeah, okay, I.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
Did not catch on that plumber with different kinds of yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
I'm yeah yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:01:12):
So like my truck says pop cleaner on the front, Well,
all right, got it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
So my career is.

Speaker 14 (01:01:20):
Turned like into an only fans.

Speaker 10 (01:01:23):
Plumbing type situation.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Oh wow, and my.

Speaker 8 (01:01:26):
Wife does not know. Yeah, he's like, oh, you need
you know, a lot of money this year. I'm like, yeah,
tell me about it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Do you think she'd be upset? I mean she is
benefiting from it, yeah, but you know, I.

Speaker 14 (01:01:41):
Don't I feel like she would be hurt. But then again,
like we we did just get her like a round four.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
So you got a new car, Well, thank you for
telling us your doing little secret.

Speaker 8 (01:01:54):
Thanks for having me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
What's your dirty little secret? Text? So four one oh
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