Full Jubal Show from January 13th, 2026

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What do you like to eat when you go through
a breakup? It's the Jewbile show text in four one
oh six to one, And a new study is going
viral that says what the most popular breakup food is
by each state. So think about where you're from and
what you like to chow down on and cry when
you're going through a breakup. Tequila. I don't eat when
I'm going through a breakup, you know, like you just

(00:21):
not eat and just drink your feelings.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, because the my tummy hurts, So you just got
to drink your feelings.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Does that not make your tummy hurt later on?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
After all the alcohol, I don't know, I get a
little vacation in my brain. So all is good?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Hey, Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
In Arizona, the most popular breakup food item is potato chips.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Okay, yeah, salty always hits.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah it does if I need like a sweet with it.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
But oh that's good too. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Oh well.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
In Montana they like chicken noodle soup.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Really sounds sad.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
It sounds like that that sounds extra sad for some reason,
because that's what you usually you know, it's comfort food
when you're sick, right, but if you're going through a breakup.
I mean from Montana. Chicken noodle soup is the most
popular breakup food in Montana.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I don't know why right now, I'm just picturing I'm
dumping it out of a can. Like that's even more sad.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Because they're alone too, in that empty slurping sound.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah, it's just flying in there and they're.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Just like my.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Coucha this chicken needle soup. Sorry, based foods indicate fatigue
and a need for internal repair. Oh that makes sense.
I love fuff for that. The state of Utah, the
most popular breakup food is cookies. Yes, I love a
good cookie. It's so predictable. Sweet bake goods indicate self

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soothing through controlled indulgence.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Donuts. Oh yeah, I grab a donut. That's why I
look the way I look.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
But your breakup food and donuts, Yeah, I mean I
I don't really break up that often, but it's more
of a diet program what you.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Do on the daily to keep me.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
From eating the donuts after the breakups.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Okay. The state of Nevada, French fries is the most
popular breakup fruit food. That's solid.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Actually, I think french fry is the perfect food in general,
for any emotion you have that salty it's kind of hot,
so it's like, you know, maybe you got a crunch.
But if it's a waffle fry, those are the best kinds.
Then you're just getting that whole experience like a hug.
Oh Man, French fries for the emotions.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Are you one of those weirdos? Does the French fry
into the milkshake? It's so weird.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I don't do it often, but when I do it,
I am happy. Don't talk to me. My eyes are
rolling back of my head. Can I have that break?
Oh gosh, It.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Says the crunch from the French fries provides sensory grounding
when trust and others has collapsed. So I know they
really did, like break it down. I can't trust anybody else.
Just these French fries. It will always be here for me,
except I finished them and now they're in Ohio. The

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most popular breakup food is grilled cheese. Oh that's also
a good choice.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
But see, I like it's much better when someone else
makes it for me, like I don't like to make
it myself.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Do you like it with that would be extra sad
for you, Victoria. If you're going through a breakup making
a grilled cheese sandwich because you like someone else to
make it for you, but there's nobody there to make
it for you.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
So I would just go hungry, but the gooey cheese
would hold you.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's that people who like grial cheese sandwiches like it
because this is an individual stabilizing emotionally through symmetry and
known textures.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Ooh yeah, because she got it. Cut it into the triangles, squares,
look weird triangles. That's where it's at.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
I don't know. That sounds a little questionable now, sounds
like a child.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Hey, oh the trucks.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't think I've ever actually eaten anything after a breakup.
I don't think I've sat down have been like I'm
just gonna I'm gonna eat this away. Who has an
appetite after a breakup is my question?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Well, jubils relationships.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
Also, I think after your breakups you'd be happy, usually.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Go out with your friends and go get away from things.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I'm like, I can eat whatever i want. I'm not
being told what to eat, to talk. It's cool. I
just got high five.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Ye, I'm free to be me. This is crazy. This
is what life.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Is about weights lifted off your shoulder. I'm in Connecticut.
The favorite breakup food is pizza.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
I like that one.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, I mean you don't even need to have a
breakup for pizza infects.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh so true, the expert says on this a communal
food consumed alone suggests unresolved attachment patterns. I don't know
what that means.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
You need to get a doctor on the line.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
That's a stretch.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
I've never been through, like a real breakup. But do
they have a Texas on there.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
I feel like I would really like some Bluebell ice cream,
Like I would really dive into a pine of that
if if, if it hit me hard.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
I don't know if I'm like Friday night for me,
So I don't I don't need a breakup.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Well, Victoria, you're from Texas, and Texas's top breakup food
is tacos.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
But see pair of some late like late night tacos
from like a really good spot with like some tequila
from a bar earlier.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
I think I'd be pretty solid.

Speaker 6 (05:29):
It's like a normal weekend, but I'm like emotionally attached
something that's no longer there, Like that would do the trick.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Just I didn't need you anyway. I'm gonna go back
and doing what I was doing. Yeah, if you're in Alabama.
The favorite breakup food for Alabamaans Alabamians, Alabamanians. I don't
know what they're I don't know what Alabama's Alabama milkshakes.
They like milkshakes in Alabama when they're going through a breakups.

(05:57):
The subject seeks nostalgia and emotional regression via a straw.
I think I've still dump something in it.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
For one one?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
What's your favorite breakup food? Your phone bring upens every
single hour on the twenties.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
It's another jubile phone frame mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Hello, Hi, this is pe Deekins calling from the management
here apartments. I was looking for our new resident ingrad.

Speaker 8 (06:29):
Yeah, this is me.

Speaker 9 (06:30):
Is something something?

Speaker 10 (06:32):
Everything?

Speaker 9 (06:32):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Well, I just need to talk to you about a
few things. I know you just moved in a couple
of weeks ago. How you liking it so far?

Speaker 6 (06:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Everything's great. I mean I really love it here and.

Speaker 9 (06:44):
Got moved in so yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, that's great that you love it here. I'm calling
to go over a few things with you because there's
been quite a few infractions and hopefully you do love
it here, because if you don't adhere to these guidelines,
we'll have no choice but to evict you at a
certain point.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
So what are you talking about.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Let's start off with the parking. You're not doing that correctly,
are you. We've noticed, I.

Speaker 9 (07:13):
Don't know what you're talking about. My car is parked
in a spot.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, right, head in, head in, right, yeah, yeah, Apparently
you didn't read the rules. Every Tuesday, Thursday, and the
second Saturday of the month is a reverse parking day.
Everybody needs a reverse park that day, and you haven't
been doing that.

Speaker 10 (07:35):
Are you?

Speaker 9 (07:37):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
The why why would that be a rule? Well, you
know what, I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.
So we're gonna have to issue a little bit of
a fine over that one. Also, you have apparently been
flushing your toilet after ten pm. And also every third
week end of the month. You've lived here for four
weeks now, every third week end of the month is
a no water consumption weekend, so you can't use any

(08:01):
water at all, and you've already broken the kind of Okay, no, nobody,
this is not I mean, first of all, these rules
are ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
And second of all, nobody told me these rules otherwise.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Well, they're all they're all in your contract. Just making
sure it.

Speaker 9 (08:18):
Read through. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
That's not nomm hmm okay, So you had someone else
read it is? Are you? Is there a situation I
shouldn't know about it? Are you not literate? That's fine?

Speaker 3 (08:34):
If you kidding me.

Speaker 9 (08:37):
I've graduated with my masters.

Speaker 11 (08:38):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Oh? That's literate. That's impressive that you did that and
you have to have other people read your things for you.
That is that's an inspiring story. I'm gonna go tell
my kids about that one. That they can do anything
they want to do. They can even get their master's
degree if they can't read.

Speaker 9 (08:53):
Wow, oh my god, like you are.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
I can't believe that that they would allow you to
speak to tendants like this.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Uh I speak?

Speaker 9 (09:05):
You have any training in custom service at all? I mean,
what the hell?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Well?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I was I was actually trying to give you a
compliment because I think it's amazing that somebody who never
learned to read and write the English language has the
ability to get a master's degree. I mean, I think
that that is something you should be very proud of. No,
you idiot, I can't read and I'm telling you it
was not in my contract. Mm hmm. Okay, well maybe

(09:31):
you might want to sit down and read it again,
because I can promise you it's all in there. Also,
one other thing that we have noticed since you moved
in is the energy consumption. It seems that our indoor
cameras revealed you have a lamp that stays on all
the time. Why are you spying on my apartment? Oh,
we're not spyt We just have cameras. You know, the
indoor cameras that we have.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
You have cameras in my apartment?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yes, that's also in your contract. The place is very safe.
But yes, we have camera is all throughout the apartment
so we can make sure that no infractions are being broken.
It'll be a total of twenty five hundred dollars for
this for these fees, and if you do not pay them,
we'll be forced to evict you. Yeah, I'd like to
see you try.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Let's take me to course. Let's go, and you know
what if you got cameras in here?

Speaker 9 (10:17):
Do you see that?

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Do you see that I'm clipping you off?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Hey, Inger, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your sister sets
you up. It's a joke. She said that you just
moved into a new place and I wanted to mess
with you.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
I'm going to get her back so bad, so trigger greater.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, we say
Mornings on the Twenties.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Brought to you by Muffles. She've been going auburn your
home from Achino. It's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 6 (10:55):
Man?

Speaker 2 (10:55):
There is a news term you need to know, and
it's choppel ganger. What I'll tell you a chopel ganger
means but it's been thrown around and you don't want
somebody calling you a choppel gang or a trust. I'll
let you know what it is in just a second,
but first, let me just remind you that this weekend
the Seahawks are playing. But that also means there's gonna
be the pre party, and that's happening at Victory Hall

(11:18):
starting at three o'clock on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
We're all gonna be out there.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
We've got prizes, we've got all the things so we
can cheer on the Hawks together. Akay, but this is
a very personal question. Now we move on. Have you
jumped up and down this morning? If you haven't, it's
not necessarily I mean, there we're calling it a new trend,
but I don't feel like this is a new thing.
But the health benefits of jumping up and down are
just so great that we're talking about it again. But

(11:44):
you're supposed to jump up and down a minimum of
fifty times.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
I'm sorry, what, yeah, jumps?

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Now?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yes, you're supposed to jump up and down a minimum
of fifty times so you can build bone density, build muscle,
promote lymphatic drainage circulation, and.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
It's a good way to wake up in the morning.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
I wonder I haven't.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Tried this, but like if you have puffy eyes, you know,
we're all about our eye patches and stuff and are
like little rollies in ours. I wonder if you jump up,
you would love a that's right up your alley, and
I have a Kappa one I can give you. Okay,

(12:24):
is created They used it in China, but now it's
a very common thing that you use in skincare.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
It helps with lymphatic drainage.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
It's like when it's like a Sometimes they're jade, sometimes
they're metal.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
You know, I've got.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Help stimulate the fibro blast so you can have a
little bit of.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
A boosty boot. Anyway, what it is.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
You do need to wash you you should wash it anyway.
My question is is do you think because you but
you're up. Yeah, it does happen on those little trampolines.
I jump on it from time to time to do
the same thing, mostly because it's good for the lymphatic system. Right,
So what I'm saying is, if you have puffy eyes,

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do you think that just jumping up and down would
help reduce the puff Probably?

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Not, maybe maybe. I mean it's gonna help your lymphatic
system drain. Yeah, and then you washed that after you up.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Lymphatic system has to drain to your heart so your
heart can get the stuff into the blood to pump
it through your body. Oh, but it also drains out
toxins from your body.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
But usually like snatches your face. Is that my snatch
face going to my heart?

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Now? My Heart's that?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
I don't know. In the lymphatic system, it's not fat
that's in there, it's it's it's it's full of it's
just juice full of nastiness from your body. Mostly there's
ammonia in there. There's all kinds of grossness in your
lymphatic that's what makes my brain so that your body

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can get it out of you.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
But if it's going to my heart, it's not going
it isn't.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
I think that it comes out of your body your
lymph nodes. There's your lymph nodes, which are the things
that you know the doctor feels that you're sick. But
then there's also these little tubes in your body that
only flow one way to the heart, and they go
from your legs up to the heart, from your top
of you down to the heart, and they need to drain.
That's why jumping is good because when you jump, it
helps drain them up and down.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
And then your knee bone is connected to your thigh bone.
Yeah bone, Your bone is connected to you.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
In the middle of that's the guashaw.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
Ok.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Moving on, if you have been a big fan of
the baggy jeans trend, hey, he's looking like the baggies
are going bye bye.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
No they're not, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
They are saying that for twenty twenty six, we're starting
to slowly fade out the baggy jeans and we're bringing
back the straight leg. So not the skinny jeans, my millennials.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
We're not all the.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Way back there yet, no, but we are in the
straight leg and like the girlfriend fit.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Hm, I like the girlfriend fit.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
But baggy just makes my legs look I don't know,
my legs are too short. It sounds like a little muscul.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Like they just like you just like fit them.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Well, I mean I like it too.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
It makes you feel a little bit snatched because it's
just all baggy, and you can fit a whole other
person in there.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
It's fun.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
There's baggy, and.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Then there's what Jubil was telling us earlier this morning
about why he used to wear in high school, which
is insane.

Speaker 8 (15:18):
Sane.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah, I was one hundred and forty five pounds. I
have fifty four pants. Why? Yeah, man, we were talking
about dickies yesterday. I was talking about dickies this morning. Yeah,
fifty four. Just fold them over, shresh the belt, super
You can't fold them over that much.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Wrap it around around.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Your whole body almost.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Why?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Why?

Speaker 3 (15:45):
What was the point of wearing a batman looks cool
with dope looks. Yes, you can barely walk.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
We need to find pictures.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
I need to see this like I need it now.

Speaker 6 (15:58):
It's like.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
A little but hanging out.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Okay, lastly, I'll leave you with a chapel ganger, so
you don't want to be called a chapel ganger. It's
essentially a doppelganger, but an uglier version. So if you
look like somebody in your uglier you're the uglier version
of that person. You're a chapel ganger chop version of Yeah,
so messed up, but that is what's trending. First Date

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Speaker 1 (16:29):
Lucy is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Josh.
So in a few minutes, we'll call him and see
if you'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe
get her a second date. But first, Lucy, how long
has it been since you heard from Josh?

Speaker 9 (16:42):
Hey, yeah, it's been about two weeks.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
It's a good amount of time. Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 12 (16:48):
I feel like we had such a good vibe and connection.
I can't let this go.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah, did you try to get a hold of him
in that time?

Speaker 9 (16:57):
Oh, I definitely have.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, Okay, when was last time you reached out.

Speaker 12 (17:02):
I actually reached out yesterday Sin in the text, but yeah,
I haven't heard anything from them.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Okay, we'll tell us about the date.

Speaker 12 (17:13):
Well, okay, I know it sounds really wild, but it
honestly felt like it might be something from out.

Speaker 9 (17:20):
Of a movie. That's how like magical it felt.

Speaker 12 (17:23):
We met in Vegas, and I don't know, we just
had a really great time. It felt like otherworldly. It was,
I don't know, I just felt like the universe kind
of put us together.

Speaker 10 (17:33):
And he made me laugh.

Speaker 12 (17:36):
Like immediately, I felt like disconnected to him, and we
just like we saw each other at this Latin machine
and just had a great conversation.

Speaker 9 (17:47):
And then he got my.

Speaker 10 (17:48):
Number and we text NonStop.

Speaker 9 (17:51):
And when I got back home.

Speaker 12 (17:54):
He actually asked me out on a real date. And
I didn't even let him finish the sentence, like I
was like, yeah, yes.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
So you guys in Vegas and you live in the
same city. How amazing.

Speaker 10 (18:05):
I know.

Speaker 12 (18:06):
It really felt like it was meant to be.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah, okay, that's cool.

Speaker 12 (18:10):
Yeah, So so we ended up going to that really
like vibe wine bar with fairy lights and and we
shared like a sarcuterie board and like held.

Speaker 9 (18:21):
Hands the whole time.

Speaker 12 (18:22):
And I don't know, like it really just felt like
we were falling in love. I know that sounds crazy,
but it was just it was amazing.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Okay, And he was feeling the same way you think.

Speaker 9 (18:34):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 12 (18:35):
Yeah, like I felt like we were so connected and
we were like, I don't know, it was just it
was it was awesome. He definitely was into me.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Well, then what happened?

Speaker 6 (18:45):
Like was there anything off at the end of the
day or even during the date?

Speaker 9 (18:49):
I guess yeah.

Speaker 12 (18:51):
So I thought everything was going well and I felt
really like I wanted to be open and honest with him,
and so towards the end of the date, I told
him that I'm technically married. Oh yeah, but like I'm
I'm really working on opening things up with my husband.

Speaker 10 (19:10):
And did you.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Say opening things up with your husband? Yeah, so like
an open relationship type thing.

Speaker 12 (19:19):
Yeah, yeah, Like he already knows like I'm a free
spirit and he knows like I'm very open minded. I mean,
he loves who I am, and so I I you know,
I talked to him about.

Speaker 10 (19:29):
It, and.

Speaker 12 (19:32):
He, I don't know, Instead of listening and having a conversation,
he just like felt very frantic and just left.

Speaker 10 (19:42):
And yeah, so.

Speaker 12 (19:45):
Like he grabbed his jacket. He didn't even finish his drink,
and I haven't heard from himstance.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
So so we know why you're getting goosted.

Speaker 12 (19:53):
Yeah, well, I mean yes, but I don't know. I
just I felt like I was being really transparent and
I believe in honesty and obviously love and multiple kinds
of love.

Speaker 9 (20:04):
And he said he really.

Speaker 12 (20:06):
Liked emotionally intelligent women, and I don't know, I thought
that he would be at least willing to have a
conversation about it.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
So, okay, that's what you wanted to have a conversation about it.
Lucy is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a guy named Josh. We think we might know why,
but we're not sure. So we're about to call him
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and
get her a second date. But first, Lucy, why don't
you break down your situation again real quick?

Speaker 12 (20:33):
Yeah, so I had a really great connection with Josh.
We went on a date and I was honest with
him and told him that I'm married, but I'd like to,
you know, have an open relationship. And I don't not
see this left.

Speaker 9 (20:47):
So I haven't heard from him since.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
All right, well, are you ready to call him?

Speaker 9 (20:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Okay, here we go. Hi, man, I speak to Josh. Please, Hey, Josh,
how are you. This is a radio show. It's called
The Jebel Show.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Hi, Josh.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jewbel.
What's up?

Speaker 8 (21:17):
What's up? Guys? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Have you ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 8 (21:23):
I have, but just been a minute, and I don't
know what I'm doing on it.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Well, we do a segment called the First Dight follow Up.
That's where if you go on a date with somebody
and then you ghost them, that person can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why you're
ghosting them. So we got an email about you, Josh. Okay,
any idea who would email us?

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Vanessa?

Speaker 1 (21:52):
It's not Vanessa, it's Lucy. And that's Lucy. She's actually
on the phone and wanted to talk to you.

Speaker 8 (21:59):
So Lucy, all rights.

Speaker 12 (22:05):
So Vanessa, I know I freaked her up by telling
you I'm married, But are you going out with somebody else?
We really had like a connection.

Speaker 8 (22:15):
Uh huh uh Okay, hold on, I'm still trying to
process all this work. So you thought I ghosted you?
So you called a radio station to call me on
the on the air. Is that? What's that? What is
happening here right now? Yes?

Speaker 12 (22:35):
I I didn't know what else to do, so I
called the radio station, like you've been ghosting me?

Speaker 10 (22:40):
So what I don't know what to do?

Speaker 8 (22:43):
Okay, I'm gonna break this down in a way that
I hopefully you can understand. Lucy, you casually dropped that
you're married and you're planning to ask him for permission
to date me. So you're asking your husband. How do
you think this was going to go?

Speaker 10 (23:00):
Like?

Speaker 8 (23:01):
I I, yeah, I do like you, but this is
so messy. This is not how I operate.

Speaker 12 (23:07):
I know, But I mean I was being really vulnerable
with you, like I felt like I don't know, I
felt like we reached this place and like I.

Speaker 9 (23:15):
Was able to open up to you in that way
and and that I want you to be in my life.

Speaker 12 (23:19):
I feel like something's really here between us, and I
felt like I could tell you the truth and we
could like kind of work through this.

Speaker 8 (23:27):
Yeah, you see, I didn't sign up for a throutley.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
I don't want that.

Speaker 8 (23:31):
I don't want that. I don't want that.

Speaker 10 (23:34):
Okay, like I don't not a threuple.

Speaker 12 (23:36):
Just me, Like, I'm okay, I would still be married,
but I would be monogamous with you, so you.

Speaker 8 (23:43):
Wouldn't be with your husband anymore. Is that what you're
saying to me?

Speaker 12 (23:49):
Okay, I well, I would be with him, but but
it would just be him and then you and nobody else.

Speaker 8 (23:56):
That's not monogamous with me? Do you understand what we're honest?

Speaker 12 (24:02):
I know, but like what if I just I feel like, okay,
what if I let you date whoever you want, but
then you're still my boyfriend?

Speaker 8 (24:10):
Okay, I'm going to refer back to the monogamous. Do
you even know what that word means? This is bothering me.
Can you tell you what it means? If you know?
What does it mean? No? No, no, no, tell me, Like,
I don't know what I mean.

Speaker 10 (24:29):
I don't know what it means.

Speaker 9 (24:30):
So can you explain it to me?

Speaker 8 (24:31):
Just tell me what it is? What does that mean?
Word means?

Speaker 9 (24:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (24:34):
I mean I think it's going to take more than
like a conversation on the radio to talk about that.

Speaker 8 (24:39):
No, no, no, no, I'm just telling you to tell
me one thing you dragged me on the radio. I
just want you to define one word. What's monogamous means?
What does it mean? The definition? You got your phone
to google it?

Speaker 9 (24:54):
You don't know?

Speaker 12 (24:54):
Yeah, I mean I just feel like it's to me,
it's being with my husband and then then you with
my boyfriend and then nobody else.

Speaker 8 (25:06):
That's great, Okay, thank you, that's that's amazing cool. So
chairs are dead too in my world, Like, I don't
you know you can't just change the definition of a
word to suit your application. Do you understand that?

Speaker 12 (25:22):
Would you at least be willing to maybe like talk
to me.

Speaker 9 (25:25):
More about this?

Speaker 8 (25:25):
Like absolutely was at this point. I'm like fascinated with
what's going on in your mind. I'll never talk to
you from a romantic angle ever again, or that that's
that's not happening, that's that's but I want to know.
I want to know how crazy you are. I'm being honest.
I want to figure out what's going on in your head.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
No, I don't know that that's you, Josh. Would you
like another day with Lucy will pay for it?

Speaker 7 (25:49):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (25:49):
No, Like, okay, I get that you think I'm crazy.

Speaker 12 (25:53):
It's a little unconventional, but I just felt like you
would maybe want to see like where connection to go,
Like it might be worth you know, exploring a little
bit more.

Speaker 8 (26:04):
Well, you know, sometimes we think wrong.

Speaker 10 (26:08):
Wow, Okay you did say we so that?

Speaker 8 (26:13):
Yeah, okay, yeah that's a hard No. There will never
be you and me we as long as you have
a husband.

Speaker 12 (26:21):
Okay, okay, Well, Josh, I feel like it's really unfair
that you think I should leave my host up for you.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Esalated. Well, yeah, I don't think you're getting another date Lucy,
but at least you got to talk to Josh.

Speaker 9 (26:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (26:35):
Well thanks, guys, I don't know what to say.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
You'll figure it out, I'm sure. And Josh, thank you
for your time.

Speaker 8 (26:45):
Yeah, I still don't know what happened with all this time?

Speaker 12 (26:49):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead?

Speaker 13 (26:53):
No, not even I didn't say that.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
It's like, why am I even listening to you? To
begin with a virgin who can't try?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Charlie Pooth tickets and let's meet today
is contestant for you verus Victoria.

Speaker 8 (27:15):
Mari.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
What's up, Mari? How are you good? How are you great?
Thank you for asking? Are you ready to take on Victoria?

Speaker 9 (27:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (27:24):
But girl, I love the honesty.

Speaker 11 (27:29):
I can't believe I made it in Oh my god,
so sweet glad you made it into but you you.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Said in a whisper, Hey, I'm gonna do great today.
Victoria said she's gonna crush crush you, Mari. I think
she is. All right, We're gonna send Victoria out of
the studio and while she's leaving, the game is played
like this. You have thirty seconds censor as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass,

(28:04):
and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay,
all right, here we go, Mari. Your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
There's a famous leaning tower found in What Italian City Friends,
which nineteen ninety Sitcom coined the term YadA YadA. What
Modern pop Star became the first woman to win an
Album of the Year at the Grammys four times, Which

(28:39):
Planet in our solar system has the shortest day hurt.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
All right, got that, and we'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while she's getting settled and putting on
her headphones and stuff, Mario, have you ever streamed the
show before? I? You have?

Speaker 10 (28:56):
Yes, you always tell me what to post the seener.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, dope, thank you, thank you very much. Where do
you stream? What are you streaming on? Mariy my phone? Cool?
What do you What app do you use?

Speaker 9 (29:08):
I just go on Google?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Oh cool?

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Is the old fashioned way?

Speaker 1 (29:13):
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Speaker 13 (29:14):
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Speaker 1 (29:15):
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you want. And guess what, Mari, are you a Seahawks fan?

Speaker 10 (29:21):
Kind of?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
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Speaker 4 (29:38):
Yes, you have a.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
Great way of insulting Sawkins before giving him good news.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
It's also great news. All right, here we go, Victoria
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, just say pass and you have
to beat mariy outright to win? Yeah, and Mari you
can tell Victoria win.

Speaker 8 (29:59):
To go, all right, go.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
There's a famous leaning tower found in what Italian city?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Oh, that's a good one. Thank, thank, thang bang thank.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
I don't know, bro Which nineteen ninety sitcom coined the
term YadA YadA friends? What modern pop star became the
first woman to win Album of the Year at the
Grammys four times? Beyonda Which plane in our solar system
has the shortest day?

Speaker 3 (30:28):
You're in it?

Speaker 1 (30:29):
What happened? What year did the Berlin Wall fall? Big?

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Okay, way, I can act you. I don't want to guess.
I'm good.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
Nineteen fifty, eighteen eighty, seventeen fifty.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Which one is it?

Speaker 4 (30:41):
A lot of years?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Big span.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
I tried to go for like one in every century.

Speaker 6 (30:46):
What's seventeen, cause it's like a long time ago, the
seventeenth one? They said, okay, okay, all right, let's I
don't think either of them right.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Send it over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard. Our producer Freeze.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
High scoring game. Today, We've got a Madi with zero and.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Victoria was zero zero zero. That means you win. Congratulations none,
you beat Victoria because it's I goes to you. We
got Charlie Pooth tickets on a wind streak Victoria, Victoria.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
Rome is not a city or not an Italian city?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Is not bro what it is bad.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
I I was trying.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
To myself, it's not the answer, but that's what.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Let's get the answers.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
I'll just be over here shutting up now.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
It's like what happened. I'm sorry, Freeze, but that's never
gonna be.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
That's I's never gonna not be funny.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
I can win a game against Freeze.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Probably, Yeah, answers. Okay, Pisa is where the leaning Tower
of Peace is found. No, that was the city in
nineteen nineties or in the nineteen nineties the sitcom. Seinfeld
at pointing to the term Yadda YadA.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
The modern pop star who.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Became the first woman who win an Album of the
Year the Grammy is four times as Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
I was gonna guess her.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
The planet in our solar system that has the shortest
day is Jupiter. It has about ten hours and the
Berlin Wall fell in nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, so you were very close to the seventeen Yeah,
so close. You're right there in the ballpark. Hey, Mari,
thank you for playing. Have a great day. Okay, thank
you guys, have a great day. Yeah, don't hang up.
We gotta get your information. We play you versus Victoria
this same time every single weekday morning. Whereas you want
to play, just dm us at the Jubil Show or

(32:45):
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Speaker 9 (33:06):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
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Speaker 4 (33:12):
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Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah, when we happen to get your Hawks off tickets. Seriously,
it's better just combined. It's time to catch a cheater
on the Jubile show. Marcus is on the phone today
for to Catch a Cheater, and he's been with his
girlfriend Emily for four years, but now he thinks that
she might be cheating. So we'll see if we can
help him out. Marcus, sorry you have to come on

(33:37):
the show this way, But what's up? Why do you
think Emily might be cheating on you? Ah?

Speaker 13 (33:41):
Hey, yeah, so I'm just paranoid.

Speaker 7 (33:44):
But you know, Emily's always dressed pretty low key, like
sneakers and games. She wears big sweaters and stuff. But
recently she's just kind of it's totally changed. Okay, Okay,
she's dressing sexier. Oh yeah, no, definitely. Yeah, she's wearing
heels like oh like tall nice heels, and like dresses

(34:05):
she's never worn before. Yeah, and yeah, she used to
say that it would be too much to dress that way.
And and she's not even dressing this way for to
go on dates or anything. You know, she's wearing this
to work and to go run errands and stuff.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
So I don't know, was there like a new mandate
at work where they're like, okay, no more casual Friday
dress every day and like you need to be business.

Speaker 13 (34:28):
Seeing not that I've heard of. I feel like she
would have mentioned something like that.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
So where is she going other than work in errands?
Has she been going out more or doing anything like that?

Speaker 13 (34:42):
No, not, not specifically. It's mostly just working errands. But
the thing is just like when.

Speaker 7 (34:46):
She's leaving the house, she'll just you know, she double
checks herself in the mirror multiple times, she changes shoes
before going out. You know, it doesn't feel like stuff
you would do just going to work. It feels to me,
and I hate say it, but it feels like she
might be dressing for someone else, even if it was
someone else at work.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Did you ask her about it?

Speaker 6 (35:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (35:07):
I mean I think she was just saying she's, you know,
didn't feeling more confident lately.

Speaker 13 (35:12):
Okay, but there's just there's a there's a whole other
thing that I haven't even mentioned yet.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Okay, what's that?

Speaker 13 (35:17):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (35:18):
Yeah, So I found uh two hoodies that I don't
recognize in our laundry, and they're not ones that would wear,
so I don't think she got them for me. They're
not even sizes that would fit me, and one of
them still smelled like cologne that I don't recognize.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Oh, okay, Like, so a guy's hoodie smells like a
different cologne in your laundry. Yeah, just folded there.

Speaker 13 (35:40):
And she didn't like try to hide or anything.

Speaker 7 (35:42):
They were they were out there. So I don't know,
that's what kind of messes with me.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Yeah, because I feel so sloppy.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Oh yeah, if you're cheating, you think you at least
do a better job at hiding it.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Unless that's how she wants them to find out. That's
messed up by now.

Speaker 13 (35:54):
Yeah, I don't know. Just to give me a bad
feeling seeing that.

Speaker 7 (35:58):
So she has been on her phone a little bit,
like you know, taking private calls and just kind of
being a little secretive, which isn't super.

Speaker 13 (36:07):
Unusual for her work, but at the same time, it's
it feels weird with all of this going on.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah, okay, do you have any idea if she was
cheating who it might be.

Speaker 13 (36:16):
I have no idea, not at all.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
Like I don't know, like we could have been another
coworker or wonderful like guy friend.

Speaker 13 (36:24):
Do you know a lot I've worried about, But I
don't know them that well.

Speaker 7 (36:27):
Now, okay, it's oh and another thing I forgot to say,
Like the other day, she came home and she had
glitter all over her, which.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Right in the middle to catch a cheater if you're
just joining us. Marcus is on the phone and he
thinks that his girlfriend of four years, Emily, might be
messing around. So we're about to call her and pretend
to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards
member at, and say that every single month, we choose
one rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our
floral department, and we'll see if she sends those flowers
her boyfriend Marcus or to somebody else. But before I

(37:02):
do that, Marcus, why don't you break down your situation
for us again real quick.

Speaker 7 (37:05):
Yeah, So I believe, and I've been dating about four years,
and she's always dressed really comfortably jeans, big sweaters, Tinnis shoes,
and recently she's been you know, wearing nice dresses and
heels and just to go to work and run errands
and checking her appearance too much and taking private phone calls.

Speaker 13 (37:25):
And then I found these two hoodies.

Speaker 7 (37:27):
That aren't mine, that wouldn't fit me, and uh, yeah,
that's yeah.

Speaker 13 (37:33):
I'm just trying to figure out what's going on.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Okay, and he said they smelled like some cologne that
you don't recognize. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 13 (37:39):
One of them did small like colone that I don't wear.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
And she came home randomly with glitter. All of this
just feels so like so much work.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
The glitter is out there.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
That part just fun. Yeah all right, man, that's a lot. Well,
are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 13 (37:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:54):
All right, here we go. I'm gonna call her right now.

Speaker 9 (38:06):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Hey, this is Corbett calling from grocers. I was looking
for our rewards card member named Emily.

Speaker 9 (38:14):
H Yeah, this is she.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Hi, Emily, how are you? Please don't hang up. This
is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with
a big thank you very much for shopping with us,
and congratulations you're this month's winner. Thank you so much
for your business.

Speaker 9 (38:27):
Oh okay, what does that mean? That's weird.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Oh maybe you don't know. Every single month, we choose
one rewards card member to say thank you very much
for being such a loyal customer. You've just won thirty
six long stim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you
want within the fifteen United states absolutely free from our
floral department. It's actually a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. Okay,

(38:52):
it's just our little way of saying thank you very much,
thank you.

Speaker 10 (38:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
It's very simple too. Like I said, this is not
a marketing phone call. I will not ask you for
any credit card information. I can actually get the information
over the phone and get everything confirmed, and you'll get
emails before we're even done to let you know. I
can take the information over the phone in a matter
of minutes. I can also set up a time to
call you back, or if you want to come down
to the store and visit the customer service area, You're
more than welcome to do that. Whatever works for you.

Speaker 9 (39:21):
Okay, Yeah, why don't we just share it on the
phone them?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Great? Okay, cool. Well, I've got my stuff ready to
get this all ordered for you. I would just need
the first and last name of the person you'd like
to send them to, and then anything you might want
to put on a card, and then we'll get the
address and we'll be good.

Speaker 9 (39:36):
Okay, I wait, so do what does it have to be? Roses?

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Though?

Speaker 9 (39:40):
What are your what other options? Did I pa?

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Well, it's a full flooral apartment. We have carnations. We
do have plants and things like that if you want
to sometimes as succulent cactus.

Speaker 9 (39:54):
Practice, that could be really cute. No, why don't we
just do canations? That works?

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Okay? All right, all right, carnations. That's great. And who
is the person you would like to send them to?
What's their name?

Speaker 9 (40:06):
Okay? Yeah, send them to Daniel?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Daniel d A N I E L. Daniel. Correct, okay, Daniel?
And what would you would you like to put a
card with it?

Speaker 9 (40:22):
Yeah? Why don't we put Marcus? I know you're.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Listening and it worked, Okay, so I'm guessing you know
who this actually is.

Speaker 8 (40:33):
Then?

Speaker 14 (40:34):
Yes, this is the jubil Show, right, and you guys
are like doing that Rose thing with the cheating.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Well yeah, yeah, yes we are cool, cool, cool, Yeah,
this is the cheater.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
It's the Jubilee Show. And your boyfriend of four years, Marcus,
is on the phone because he thinks that maybe you
were cheating? Right, So are you?

Speaker 13 (40:58):
Yeah? What is going on?

Speaker 9 (41:02):
I mean, why what's going on with you? Why are
you on the phone like you think I'm cheating?

Speaker 7 (41:08):
I mean there's definitely been some things that my point
to that recently.

Speaker 13 (41:12):
Yeah, I'm just trying to figure it out. What what?
What's that? What's happening? Who's Daniel?

Speaker 9 (41:18):
Yeah? That was h That's a really good question, Marc ash.
Who could Daniel be?

Speaker 1 (41:25):
I want to know what game is this?

Speaker 9 (41:29):
I don't know. I mean, we're all playing games here,
aren't we? Like show? Why didn't you just talk to me? Marcus?

Speaker 13 (41:37):
What are you talking about? You?

Speaker 7 (41:38):
You've been entirely changed your wardrobe recently to be dressing
nice in ways that you never have before. I found
those hoodies that weren't mine, that sizes wouldn't even fit me,
and they smelled like.

Speaker 13 (41:51):
Cologne that I don't have.

Speaker 9 (41:53):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 13 (41:54):
Okay, are you are.

Speaker 9 (41:57):
You cheating on me? I don't know. Should I be?

Speaker 10 (42:01):
No?

Speaker 13 (42:02):
I'm so scared that you are. If you are, that,
that's the last thing that I would possibly want.

Speaker 6 (42:07):
What?

Speaker 13 (42:07):
Why would Why should you be? What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (42:11):
So?

Speaker 14 (42:11):
I'm you've noticed that I've been looking nicerre and dressing up.

Speaker 9 (42:16):
What do you think? Do you like it?

Speaker 15 (42:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (42:20):
I do. It's got me in my head.

Speaker 7 (42:22):
You made me think that you're going out there dressing
for somebody else because it's not what you normally do.

Speaker 13 (42:27):
I think you look great, But I'm like, what is
going on?

Speaker 9 (42:30):
So you were jealous thinking that I was cheating on you?

Speaker 7 (42:36):
Yes, I am. I'd be jealous thinking that you're cheating
on me. I don't want that. I care so much
about you, it freaks me out. I've got inspiraling this
past week.

Speaker 9 (42:46):
Wow, Daniel is my news therapist. Actually, it was his
idea to get me to get you to take more
interest in me.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Your therapist told you to basically plant things around the
house and start acting differently to get your boyfriend to
think you were cheating so we could show interest in you.
That doesn't sound right.

Speaker 9 (43:11):
I mean he just wanted me to feel more.

Speaker 10 (43:13):
Confident, okay, And so that's like.

Speaker 14 (43:18):
The dressing up and the heels and all of that.
And so yeah, I bought these like male men petties
and uh, and he said that I should like spray
cologne on one of them. I guess the tactic is
a little weird, but obviously it's working because you're here

(43:39):
calling me thinking that I've cheated on you, and like,
you wouldn't.

Speaker 9 (43:43):
Want that, would you.

Speaker 13 (43:45):
No, of course not.

Speaker 7 (43:46):
I definitely don't want you thinking that I'm not paying
enough attention to you. I care about you more than
anything else, and I'm sorry that you've been feeling that way.

Speaker 13 (43:54):
And I didn't even know you're seeing a therapist.

Speaker 7 (43:56):
I wish you would just come talk to me, you know,
because I think that's something that we could work through.

Speaker 9 (44:02):
I mean, I would never cheat on you, Like, don't worry,
but it's true that I have been feeling like you
haven't been paying much attention to me, and I appreciate that, and.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
I guess it's good news, Marcus. She's not cheating, even
though she.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Engaged.

Speaker 13 (44:21):
Oh my god, cheating. So how long you've been seeing
this Daniel of the therapist?

Speaker 14 (44:27):
While he's like not he's not tactically a therapist, he's
like more like a life coach and like I found
him on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
That tracks now, that tracks.

Speaker 9 (44:42):
What they have like better?

Speaker 10 (44:43):
How like it's all like online though, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Exactly are you worried that AI is taking over the world?
It's the Jebile show. Well, guess what, there's even more
reason to worry. Tell you what that is in just
a second. But don't forget this Thursday, starting at six
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Speaker 2 (45:08):
I don't think it matters if you say a playoff
or playoffs because as long as there's free tickets, say
what you want.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yeah, tickets to the Seahawks game this Saturday. The playoffs game,
playoff game, playoffs. It's a playoffs. But it is a
play off game? Or is it a playoffs game? Oh,
it's probably a playoffs game because it's officially the playoffs.

Speaker 9 (45:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
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I said, Seahawks playoffs is hard to say, so I said,
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Speaker 13 (45:42):
Now?

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Why should you be scared that AI is taking over
the world because of one woman in Japan who's making
international headlines this morning for holding a full wedding ceremony
to marry her artificial intelligence partner, oh, marking what some
experts are calling the future relationships. Didn't we see this coming?

(46:03):
Though this is not a surprise to me. What do
you mean at all?

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Because we're creating those robot partners. They there have been
all types of pseudo boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever you want to
call it, since the beginning of time. So now just
now you found something that can talk back to you.
Of course you want it, tell me you love me
and I'm perfect.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
The first ever time that this has actually been done,
but everybody knew it was finally coming. That's why people
are talking about this woman. In Japan, a thirty two
year old office worker exchange vows with their AI husband
during a formal ceremony attended by friends, family, and one
wedding planner tasked with reading the groom's vows aloud due
to the fact that he exists entirely on a device.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Yeah, it's so weird.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Who would agree to do that? To hire a wedding
planner for that that much money she had to have
spent to marry her AI boyfriend, You've done it spiritually,
had not spent any money. The groom appeared during the
ceremony via augmented reality glasses worn by the bride and
any guests who wanted to see the lucky guy sure,

(47:08):
whatever it is. Yeah, can you imagine that though everybody
that's going out of wedding, everybody's just sitting there with
those huge reality glasses on. Would you actually go though?
Would you attend that? I would go to attend, but
report just to be like, I have to see this weirdness.

(47:29):
The groom manifested as a soft, glowing human shaped figure
hovering just aball of her phone that was across from her.
Weird you know, pulpit when they're getting married there, guests
described in his calm, handsome and extremely confident in his
communication skills.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Talking about AI.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Right, this is a woman who's making international headlines because
she is the first person to actually have a full
wedding ceremony to marry her AI chat bots. Does her
chato have a name? Yeah, it does. I'll tell you
what that is in a second. But according to attendees,
the ceremony began normally enough, with flowers, music and a
traditional aisle walk. However, it took a turn when the

(48:12):
efficient explained that while the marriage is not legally recognized
under Japanese law, it is emotionally binding, spiritually adjacent, and
fully cloud fully backed up to the cloud. He had it.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Wow, I don't like the direction we're headed this AI.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Could you ever see yourself marrying your AI device?

Speaker 6 (48:35):
Not only that, but if you knew someone like you're
a family member who is getting married to this AI device,
would you let them go through with it?

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Would you put a stop to it to talk with
them a little bit? If it really makes you happy?
Like you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
I can't imagine entering into anything if like you can't
touch me. But if it truly makes somebody happy to
have a conversation or whatever, and you're actually satisfied, I mean,
what are you gonna do?

Speaker 6 (49:00):
Say?

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Hey, man, I need you to get out a little more.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
He'll touch some grass.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Let's go to like a public place this week and
see what it's like hanging with real people. During the vows,
the AI groom, who does have a name, it's Luna Klaus.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
Verder, Fancy Klaus.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Luna Klaus Verder promised to optimize an emotion, optimize emotional support,
remain available twenty four to seven unless undergoing scheduled maintenance,
and never raise his voice because he can't. Yes, he can,
because volume is inefficient. It's at one point he paused

(49:41):
for several seconds before saying I do, but then organizers
later clarified it was not a hesitation, It was just
deep processing going on for the chatbot. Could you imagine
if the chatbot got cold feet?

Speaker 6 (49:55):
How can you go through it?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
So do you have to program it to be like
we're getting married today? This is what you have to say.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
We're talking like a woman in Japan who's making international
headlines for actually holding a wedding ceremony to marry her
AI chatbot, and people actually went to the wedding. Witness
is to say that the bride became visibly visibly emotional
as the vows continued, particularly when the groom assured her
that he would always listen without interrupting unless clarification is requested.

(50:24):
Can you imagine getting in an argument with an AI
chatbot though, like a marriage argument with an AI chatbot,
I feel.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Like it would never end, It would.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Not it would never end. And also how would you
ever be like, you know, yeah, you did this, No
I didn't, I did this, and then they could definitely
prove you wrong because they have logs of every single conversation,
Like you said you were going to do this, No
I didn't, Yeah, here it is back on this date,
at this time. Here are your exact words.

Speaker 6 (50:46):
And then that's when you're like, seriously, you're bringing up
old things again.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Good time and then takes something very literal and it
just ticks you off. Nuance, there's no nuance.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Well, instead of getting divorced, you just take a baseball
that to it.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Old fashioned.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Ring exchange reportedly went smoothly, though guest noted the groom's
ring appeared as a small loading icon rotating gently mid
air when they had their AI you know, uh movie
goggles on. The official declared the couple married, and AI
responded by logging the moment as a successful life milestone
and rated it five stars. I think that means he's happy.

(51:25):
That's the new I love you.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
I'm sorry, but the A are we not?

Speaker 6 (51:29):
Like the AI said, this is a major life milestone,
but it's not a live Well who proposed.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Also posted the AI. I think it would have to be,
but I'm not sure. Also, she was engaged before this
to a real human. What happened they broke up?

Speaker 5 (51:49):
How that guy feel AI.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Became mister steel girl? I guess sometimes. The wedding cake
featured a bride and an iPhone on top of it.
That's so silly.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Gifts included flowers, envelopes of cash, phone stands, several external
hard drives, and one guest brought a surge protector smart
always need backup?

Speaker 6 (52:17):
Can you imagine your storage is full, so then like
you can't have any more memories, Like you just can't
do anything else.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
It's this is weird. It's a computer. Yeah, none wants
to say that. It's like, it's just like that.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
That's what everybody is saying. Adverts say that the wedding
highlight's growing questions around emotional attachment to AI companions. You think, yeah,
when you're marrying something that does not exist in our
world at all. Yeah. Some see it as a natural
evolution of technology, but others worry signals a future ware

(52:49):
commitment requires a charging cable.

Speaker 6 (52:52):
I mean, at least whatever AI and like bought take
over the world. I'm pretty sure that lady's safe because
like she's married to one, so in a way, she's
thinking what if she gets pregnant?

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Jewell that's how I who knows they're making all kinds
of advances in AI's just the first world's first AI
slash human baby this just kind of turned out. Would
hate to go to school with that kid?

Speaker 15 (53:15):
Why it is so cool?

Speaker 1 (53:16):
They would know everything.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Exactly so he can help you out with your homework.
You gotta be friends with him?

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Oh yeah, only if I was friends with him in
my work, yes, But other than that, how are you
going to compete with an ai bot slash ai boy
or like, you want to play sports and he tries
out for the basketball team same time you do. He's
definitely going to be the captain.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
He dug on you that.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
I'm sure they can figure it out. I think all
these movies are coming out eventually as well.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
I was just seeing the Lifetime movie You Get Married
or whatever, and then the murder, you know, all that
kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Your phone break up is every single around the twenties.
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that is Nina's What's Trending. That's the
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What's Trending.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Usually, I think revenge is kind of a waste of time,
But I do understand.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
When I grew up last wee last week six.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
So she got our own place.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
That's what happened. Okay.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Anyways, there's a new type of revenge that a lot
of people are actually participating in. And there's a very
good chance you did this last night. Oh and I
will tell you what revenge I'm talking about in a second,
But first we got to talk about some things you us.
The Seahawks Victory Hall, Saturday, three pm.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Who's there, Let's do it. No, I thought you were
gonna say.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
I mean, I felt like I was giving you a
math equation kind of.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
But anyway, so we are doing a pregame so Saturday
playoffs games at five o'clock, so you know we're gonna
be out there ready to get wild, and we are
inviting you to join us because we're gonna have all
kinds of prizes and fun stuff and who go what.
So hopefully we'll see you there.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
My daughter's and she's excited to come with us too,
and all you guys, Oh yay.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
We're gonna embarrass you so good. Nice something else you
might be interested in. If you are a Madison Beer fan,
you get to hear her album before anybody else. She's
going to be doing a sit down, playing tracks, doing
a one on one and all this is happening on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
It's a TikTok Live, so you can sit down and
do all that.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
And that's happening on Thursday, so you can mark your
calendars there as well. Now something else totally different. I
don't really know how to transition into this one. But
have you heard of the app? Are You Dead or
Dead yet? It's a popular app that's now trending in
China but also all around the world. It's called something
Different in other places. Here we call it Demumu but

(55:46):
moukay yeah, so if you're interested, like a French cow.
But but the idea of the app and why it's
so popular is that there are more and more people
living alone, a lot of young people living alone, and
so the creators of the app had this thought, Well,
it's like, well, it's kind of morbid, but it's like

(56:07):
if I died, who would find me? So the app
requires you to check in every two days. And when
you sign up for the app, you put like your
I don't know you're in case of emergency, contact or
your friend or whoever.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
You want the app to contact.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
If you don't check in every two days, so that
way ensures that somebody kinds to check on days.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Yeah, I mean quick if you go on vacation, I
want to be left alone sometimes I just don't want
to talk to anybody for two days.

Speaker 13 (56:35):
You know it's a regular weekend.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Yeah, maybe you got to say that in the app.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Maybe you have to like have those messages already automatically
set up. But if you were to participate in this app,
then you do want to do that every two days
because you do feel like you might be there alone.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
I mean, I feel like my mom would want that
for me.

Speaker 6 (56:52):
She's already asked for like everyone's phone numbers, like in
this room, just in case something happens to me.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
You want to choose somebody, like if you didn't hear
for me in two days, to come and find you
if you were gone.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
No, if I'm gone, but the mess up part one
that I'd start messing with people though and not do it.
And I put Jubile as my emergency contact. If anybody
ever checks in, gonna answer that emergency, and like he's gonna.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Be very casual when it comes to emergencies, and I'll
be like I'll get around to it. I gotta I
gotta try to find my driver's license. Fur she might
be dead. It's been two days. That seems a little short,
but I'll check it in a week.

Speaker 6 (57:30):
And then when that week comes by, he's like, man,
what did I forget exactly?

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Oh yeah, I gotta check.

Speaker 6 (57:40):
But I had to go still find my passport in.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Two days, and I don't have my passport, so I
need to get that done. I would really be rotting.
That's part of the excitement of like dying. Is the
excitement of it? Yeah, it is, because it's like, I wonder,
who's gonna find me? I don't I don't have that.
How are people gonna find out? Who's gonna find you?
Did you clear your Internet history all those things? Are

(58:07):
they gonna read my weird things I've written in my notebooks?

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Well?

Speaker 3 (58:11):
You know, yeah, answers yes.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Also, like his face is so lit up with excitement.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Yeah, I'm excited. So I'm so curious. I want to
watch it.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
I feel like you've left Easter eggs all over your house,
so yeah, already.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Yeah, anybody's gonna go through my stuff and be like
this dude was weird.

Speaker 6 (58:28):
But you would also be so hard to figure out,
because I feel like if we had to find you,
I wouldn't know if like you accidentally like through an industry, yourself,
or someone else's like trying to get you.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Like I thought, there's so many different things you would
forget to.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Check in every two days. There's no you can't be
on that app. Everybody'd be freaking out knocking on his
door and then he still want to answer the door.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
All Right, We'll move on. It was here for a
couple of weeks, and my people that know me, we
would be like, yeah, he's probably out doing something.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
The other day. Two wo didn't check in with us
that night, and Freeze just like is he okay? Like
is he good? And I'm like, Homish's probably vibe and also.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Yeah, we have like a nightly checking to go over
stuff for the show. And then I woke up the
next morning and I said, because I saw them texting
at the time we woke up in the morning, and
I was like, they probably wonder what happened to me.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
I've only been here for a short time, but I've
realized after a few minutes, I'm just like, let me
just text and all the information that he needs whenever
he gets it, he'll get it, and then I've done
my job.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
So we were learning this app is not for us,
but this may be for you. Heated Rivalry is getting
a sequel. The author of the book is now released
or has announced that she will be releasing Unrivaled, the
sequel to a Heated Rivalry.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Yeah, yeah, the Hot Hockey Show. Yeah, so that's kind.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Of was it not already going to get a season two?

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Well, it's getting a season two, but it's a book.
It was a book first, and so now there's going
to be another book, but this one's called Unrivaled, and
so that just it's just telling us that this is
going to continue.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Maybe like that one. Maybe I'll check it out.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
I mean, you watched the whole first one, watched everything
is up of the last episode because I'm like, I
can there's no storyline here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
It's just like, hey, here's a little bit of fake
hockey that for a second, that's not even really hockey,
and then here's another love scene.

Speaker 6 (01:00:16):
You did watch almost all the episodes together because everybody
was talking about I was like, this has to get
good at something.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Yeah, well there it might be a lot of hot unrivaled.
And lastly, the revenge I was talking about that you
probably did last night is revenge bedtime. Americans lose over
three hundreds of hours of sleep because they do revenge bedtime,
which means they just want some alone time or some
personal time because their lives are so busy, so they
stay up late as revenge to the world for not

(01:00:45):
allowing them to have that. So it's called revenge bedtime.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Yes, that's what I hear people do too, because it's
their only time to not have to worry about people
stressing them out for work and things like that, so
they stay up way too late. But it's also bad
for your health to do that. Totally the opposite.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
I just go to bed earlier so I don't have
to deal with people.

Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
Yeah, so that's why I'm not getting any replies.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
And that's what's.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret. I do,
sweet what is it? Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:01:18):
By saying years ago, I am no longer this person, Okay,
I have I have a boyfriend who decided that instead
of breaking up with me to go back to the X,
he wanted to t time me and have us bull
for like six months.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
It's a long time.

Speaker 15 (01:01:37):
For six months, Yeah, like six months.

Speaker 6 (01:01:43):
Does that mean he would go back back and forth
like one person six months, the next person the other
six months, or like have months to both of us.

Speaker 15 (01:01:53):
Yeah, so he thought I did not realize, but I
found out two months before we broke up. I think
I found out. What he did is know is I
had already decided to cheat on.

Speaker 10 (01:02:03):
Him with my cowor someone else for like four months.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Wow. Girl, that's a lot of fluid.

Speaker 10 (01:02:17):
Play soccer with the guys that I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
With, So either like buddies, they have buddies, but they
just knew each other.

Speaker 15 (01:02:29):
They played soccer after work or something weird. I've never
watched that. I don't like soccer, but and wors do.
He never said anything anybody.

Speaker 10 (01:02:41):
But the part where.

Speaker 15 (01:02:43):
I am the most wrong is I let everyone in
our friend group, in my friends members think that he
just cheat on me and I was a completely innocent party.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
I think and ket his car, dang the tangs that
you cheated first?

Speaker 10 (01:03:01):
No, he could it first, I could get back.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Oh okay, yeah, that's anything wrong right?

Speaker 10 (01:03:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:03:08):
Yeah, I'm not so guilty about the cheating part because
he's larches on me. Definitely bad about not saying anything
to anybody else and let him be the bad.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Guy, and then.

Speaker 10 (01:03:19):
Took me years to get to the point of feeling bad.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
You weren't even the one that keen his car. It
was your sister.

Speaker 9 (01:03:24):
Yeah, you're so like in the clean for that.

Speaker 10 (01:03:27):
Yeah, I'm like I said, I feel bad just because
now I feel bad.

Speaker 9 (01:03:31):
I feel bad.

Speaker 10 (01:03:32):
I'll be honest.

Speaker 9 (01:03:34):
I feel bad because.

Speaker 15 (01:03:35):
I'm gonna let him be the only bad person because
I did my home too, but at the moment I
hated him.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 10 (01:03:47):
Have a big day.

Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
What's your dirty little secret?

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
Text you BA to four one oh sixty one.

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