Full Jubal Show from January 14th, 2026

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What do you wish your phone could do for you?
It's the Jewbile show, probably everything, which is why scientists
survey thousands of people asking them one simple question, what
do you hope your phone can do for you? By
twenty thirty six. So we'll go over it now and
you can see just how much we want don't want
to do things for ourselves. We'll tell you what the
number one thing that people want their phone to be
able to do in ten years is in just a second.

(00:23):
But let's go over some of the top responses from
the survey, anticipating my thoughts and auto inserting them without
me having to type, Oh, that'd be nice. That would
be nice.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Actually, I think about that a lot, actually because I'm
a thought in my head and I don't feel like
typing it down or saying it to myself or whatever.
So I just want nothing will happen with it. But
if I could go for my brain to like typing it,
that'd be nice.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Direct connect.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, it would be cool.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
I feel like it kind of does that though, don't
like the ads already pop up like what's in your brain?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, but I need like my specific idea.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
You could think a thing I could I want to
write this thing, but I don't want to use my
fingers to type on a keyboard because it sounds exhausting. Yeah,
so I want to just be able to think it
and then your phone can take it down for you.
That's really scary.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
What if you were thinking bad things and it just
like glitched and did something I wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Supposed to do?

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Your inside thoughts a murder.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
We're going over a survey of thousands of Americans asking
them what they wish their phone would be able to
do in ten years from now. I'll tell you what
the number one is. And one number one thing isn't
just a second but take control of my finances and
monthly bill paying, so you'd never have to sit down
and pay your bills ever. Again, that'd be awesome. But
don't we already have auto pay? Yeah, it's not basically

(01:37):
what that is pretty much the same thing, but you
have to sign up for it.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, as long as you do at the beginning. Like,
I haven't paid a bill in augh, Like I can't
even tell you how many months, just because I feel
like everything detracts.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, oh so nice, But I guess your phone would
just automatically take control your finances and make all your
decisions for you when it comes to money, which all
got'd be fine.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
When it comes to taxes.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I wish it would just I feel like there's so
many problems here though, Like I feel like it would
be easier to steal money from people that way.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Wow, it's a computer, I heck it.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, but you can deal it with your brank already.
This way, it just like relieves the thought of having
to set up for auto pay. It leaves any kind
of yike.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, people just don't want to think anymore pretty much.
Here is another response from the survey, asking thousands of
Americans what they hope their phone can do for them
in ten years. Listen in and instantly give you suggestions,
helpful suggestions, so real time advice without asking. I mean,
I feel like it's pretty close to that anyway. Yeah,

(02:36):
because it already listens to you no matter what. Yeah,
So if you're talking about something and then all of
a sudden you open up anything, there's an ad for exactly
what we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Which is nice.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
It would be nice, though, to just have a conversation
with it instead of having to type your problem into
like chat GPT to get advice, Like, it'd be cooler
if you could just be driving and you're like, you know,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Know what to do. Should I call him? Or should
I not? You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
It makes the need for a friend away just to
use your phone, because sometimes.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
You don't need your friend to tell you I told
you no, or in mid conversation, like if you're in
a relationship and you're in an argument and it's like,
don't do not say what you're thinking about. I don't
say that, that's just gonna escalate.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
But I could also tell everybody no, so and so
is correct. That's the winner of this artist.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
That would really make people mad if you weren't the
one correct and right there.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
What are the things that humans want their phones to
be able to do ten years from now? According to
a recent survey that's going viral, three D holograms cool.
I don't want that phones that protects holograms so you
can have three D meetings or quote, manipulate objects in
three D. WHOA magnipulate objects? I don't even know what
that means.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
They mind never reminds me. All these kind of reindmy
of the things that we're in like Avengers, like where
you could have meetings, but just like holograms and they
go away. But it'd be nice if you had one
of those that was like a whiteboard, and then you
could also like write with your fingers, so you can
just like explain your thoughts.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
On in air on a virtual wideboard.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Future.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
You know what would be cool too is if they
could have a bubble that would just tune out everybody
outside of the bubble, so when you walk around in
your bubble, it's silence, it's peace, and the phone just
protects you.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
You know.

Speaker 7 (04:16):
Go to the SPA that we're going over a survey
of thousands of Americans on what they hope their phone
can do for them in ten years.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
They'll tell you what the number one response was in
just a second, but real time language translations, so you
could talk to somebody on the phone or wherever, even
if you don't speak the same language. That's dope.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I love that they've made like those in ear pieces
where it's like if both of you were wearing them
and you're speaking different languages then, which is really cool.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I think those are cool, but I never trust them. Well, no,
I don't. I just don't trust it that somebody hasn't
hacked into it, and it's making me say all kinds
of weird things.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Talk about their.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Mother and the number one response, according to the survey,
of the things that people hope their phone can do
for them in ten years. Remember, there's been all this stuff,
three D holograms, being able to read your thoughts and
write it down for you. This is really the only
thing that people want last an entire week on a

(05:22):
single charge. That's it a little bit. I would love that.
It's another jubile phone frame. Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 8 (05:38):
Hello, Hi, this is Trevor calling from plumbing. I was
looking for Fiona. Yeah she Hey, uh Fiona, we're in
your place today working on the uh sink that was clogged.

Speaker 9 (05:56):
Yeah, yeah, it was really clogged.

Speaker 10 (05:58):
What's up?

Speaker 6 (05:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (05:59):
Oh so we finished the job and everything. Oh one second,
well four, okay, we finished the job and everything. But
well that is really good. That's really good. I'm sorry,
I'm sorry I got distracted, but we're just calling to

(06:20):
give you an update on the sink.

Speaker 10 (06:24):
Yeah, okay, what's the update.

Speaker 8 (06:26):
Oh yeah, uh so we're basically done with the job.
But I was calling because I just wanted to ask
what is it?

Speaker 11 (06:36):
What?

Speaker 9 (06:38):
What are you saying?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
What?

Speaker 8 (06:41):
Like it's a big one, and uh, I just wanted
to know, like where you got it?

Speaker 9 (06:49):
The sink.

Speaker 8 (06:51):
Oh no, the sink is just done. We finished that.

Speaker 10 (06:55):
Okay, sure, yeah, it's just it's a.

Speaker 8 (06:58):
Big one, and I was wondering if you were able
to find a deal on it, because it's a beauty.

Speaker 12 (07:05):
Are you talking about what the I don't I don't
understand what you're talking about.

Speaker 9 (07:10):
What's big in my?

Speaker 10 (07:11):
What's big in my?

Speaker 8 (07:12):
I'm sorry. I was watching some golf right now. The
TV that you have is very beautiful and I turned
it on to check out the picture and everything else,
and I'm a big fan, so I'm wondering if I
could buy it from you.

Speaker 12 (07:27):
Okay, First of all, I don't know why you're turning
on the TV in my apartment like you were there
to fix the sink.

Speaker 8 (07:33):
Oh yeah, the sink has been done for a few hours.

Speaker 10 (07:36):
Oh my god, what the hell it's been done for hours?

Speaker 9 (07:39):
So you've just been sitting there for.

Speaker 10 (07:44):
Like watching TV. This is ridiculous.

Speaker 13 (07:47):
You need to get.

Speaker 10 (07:49):
Out of my.

Speaker 9 (07:54):
What what was that? What was that? What was that?

Speaker 14 (07:59):
What the.

Speaker 11 (08:01):
What the what?

Speaker 9 (08:04):
What was that sound?

Speaker 10 (08:06):
Tell me what just happened?

Speaker 9 (08:08):
Okay, So out of the apartment right now?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Holy okay, so you want me to leave?

Speaker 10 (08:16):
What what just happened?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (08:19):
So I was so I was playing the PlayStation on
your TV and.

Speaker 9 (08:23):
Then oh why not get to it?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
What the what the well?

Speaker 8 (08:27):
I was playing golf, but then I was swinging the
remote for the game and it sort of slipped out
of my hand and it went straight into the TV.
And now I don't think I'm gonna finish the game.

Speaker 10 (08:40):
What the you weren't even supposed to be on the TV?
What's the.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
Okay?

Speaker 15 (08:45):
No, actually, stay right there, stay right there, because.

Speaker 8 (08:48):
I'm coming home.

Speaker 10 (08:49):
I'm calling the police.

Speaker 14 (08:50):
I'm also gonna call my roommates because.

Speaker 10 (08:53):
She was supposed to be there watching you. And obviously
you need constant supervision because there's something. There's a screw
loose missing.

Speaker 9 (09:00):
Who does that?

Speaker 8 (09:01):
Are you talking about? Jennifer, your roommate?

Speaker 14 (09:04):
Yeah, that's the roommate.

Speaker 6 (09:06):
Yo.

Speaker 8 (09:07):
She was the one who she was playing the golf
game with me for a while, but she loved.

Speaker 9 (09:13):
She was playing.

Speaker 12 (09:16):
Playing the game with you.

Speaker 8 (09:20):
She played the game, We made out a little and
then she loved Where did she go?

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Oh my god, Hey, Fionda, this is actually Jubil. This
is actually Dubel from the Jubil Show doing a phone
brank on you and your roommate. Jennifer set you up.
It's a joke.

Speaker 9 (09:38):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
She said that you just got a TV that you
love it. She wanted to.

Speaker 9 (09:44):
Message, Yeah, okay, so the TV is.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Fine, Yes, it's fine. Yeah, probably wake up every morning
with Jubils Banks. We say, mornings on the twenties. Give
us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need
to know for the day. Brought to you by Muckleshudbingo
in Auburn, your home from Machino. It's time for Nina's

(10:09):
what's trending?

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Well once what was old is new again. And jen
Z is obsessed with landlines. I'm talking about phone landlines.
And they've found a way to Jimmy brigg their cell
phones into being landlines. And I'll tell you, would you
choose that?

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Because we want to be We look at two thousands
girly who can just like twirl the landline with our fingers.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
You don't have to know what it is. It's twirtling
the thing.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yes, they look at a twil right now and we're
gospling on our phone.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Look so satisfying on the movies and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yes, I just want to be a girl from two
thousands twirling her hand.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
That's not why.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
But that's cute too. I'll tell you in just a second.
But first, this is wild. But there was a study
that was done to talk about the most inauthentic destinations
in the world. We're talking about the fakest cities. And
the number one city in the world that is the
fakest city is, of course here in the US. Actually
US city is four of them, top to the top
ten list, And do you guys know what it is?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Los Angeles is probably number one.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
That's actually pretty good.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah, La, No, it's not even on the list at all.
It's Chicago. Oh interesting, I know. I want to guess
Chicago is the opposite of that, right, me too.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
But apparently they were doing this based off of how
people were, like, oh, were we treated like locals? What's traditional?
Is it a tourist trap? Is it overpriced? Vegas is
on there, so it's Nashville and Boston, Massachusetts.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Every place is a tourist trap and every place you
go to that you're not locally from there, you're not
going to be a local.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
That's a good point, Victoria. Yes, yeah, good math.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Math checks out.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
I don't know, but I went to this place I've
never been before and it sucked because I felt like
I'd never been there before.

Speaker 16 (11:47):
Okay, give me like a local, like rude, Well, you
go to those places, apparently you're not authentic.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Or saw this video on TikTok the other day of
this woman who was at the Amalfi Coast in Italy,
which is beautiful looking. It's beautiful looking, but according to her,
it's terrible and you shouldn't go there. To get there,
I had to take a plane because she's from America.
I had to take a plane. Then I had to
take a train, and then there's literally no cars, so

(12:17):
we had to take a bus and I had to
walk upstairs and there. What they don't tell you is
there's like no cars around, so I can't catch an uber.
I have to walk places in the Malfi Coast, you
had so basically you had to travel there. You had
to travel there and walk up a few stairs. It
was ridiculous. It's kind of true.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Though you had to walk up a lot of.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
So terrible, then don't go to the Malthy.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
I mean it's beautiful, just planned to sweat the higher time.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
You want that experience to go to the Kroger down
the street.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
I had to walk. I can't door dosh myself anything here. Yeah,
I forget about it. You're a Starbucks, which they probably
do have in a Starbucks there, I at least wanted.
Why would you even want that?

Speaker 4 (13:02):
They have like Italian espresso anyway, which actually would go
really good with the crumble cookie. But did you hear this?
Crumble Cookies are trying to dominate the sweets game. Crumble
Cookies are now going into the donut testing world. Who
where they want to bring the best crumbled donuts. So
now they're going to have cookies and donuts and everybody's
going to say crumble cookie.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Wait, I don't know much about sweets, that's true.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
It's like a it's a cookie company, and they have
all different types of cookies, and then like they'll even
have like specialty cookies.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Cookies are crumbs, No, yeah, the cookies frost.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
They're amazing. They're amazing.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
They're like a little taste of heaven every time you
take a bite, like they're full of every part of
it is a party in your mouth. So now they
want to do that with donuts too, So now we're
supposed to say no to donuts.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Companies making doughnuts. Yeah, Crumble Cooki companies making oh okay,
making America fatter. Well, there's people that.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Are upset because they think Crumble Cookies should just stay
in their lane and do cookies and do cookies.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
And funny how people get so mad when anybody does
anything that's outside of what they know them for right now, right,
Like I get it all the time with other things
that I do, others in radio, right, people are like,
just stick to radio, bro, you're not supposed to I
didn't realize it even comes with cookie companies. These idiots
are trying to do donuts now to cookies.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
All I'm gonna say is when it comes to food,
when you start branching out, things start tasting a little worse.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Like sometimes you think they're going to like not pay
enough attention to their cookies.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Like it's it's it's like when you go to a restaurant.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
And it's like a restaurant that has like fifty things
on the menu versus like ten things that they perfected.
That's like the difference.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Well, you hire people to be experts in the donuts,
then you have an expert cookie person. I don't know,
I'm kind of into it. I don't really like donuts,
but I love crumpled cookies.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
You're get out beef turkey.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yeah, that's where they go off. And lastly, everybody's obsessed
with landlines. They're making it a whole thing. And basically
what's happening is people don't want to be on their phones.
They don't want to be on their phone so much
that they're taking strings or finding ways to hang up
their cell phone in their home so that anytime they
want to use it, check it, talk on it, they
have to go back to home base where they have

(15:13):
their phone hung up to check in with it.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
I really have a problem setting their phone down. Huh really,
I mean, I know, I hear these stories all the time,
but it just trips me out, Like they're trying every
kind of hack in order instead of the number one
hack of just being like I'm setting my phone down
and I'm going to have a little bit of self
discipline to not pick that bad boy up for an
hour putting it out silence. Yep, I'm not going to
check it for an hour, and you can't can't do

(15:38):
it feeding like a crack fiend.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah, there's a pull list telling people to put it
down and then go outside, and nobody has.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
To do that away from it from the device. So
whatever you want to do, that's an option. Man. Sometimes
I feel bad because I don't check my phone enough, right,
Like I set my phone down for the whole day.
Sometimes I don't even look at it and I don't
think about it, Like I'm not like, oh I got
to check my phone. But I feel bad about that.
Sometimes I'm like, man, I don't get back to people
in time, like is there something I'm missing or whatever.

(16:05):
But when I hear these stories, I'm like, you're good
to figure out how to do what I'm doing exactly,
So I'll just master that is what's strending. Ryan is
on the phone today for to catch a cheater, and
he thinks that his girlfriend of a year named Bella
might be messing around. So in a few minutes we're

(16:26):
gonna call her and see if we can catch her
if she is. But first Ryan, thanks for coming on
the show. Sorry, it has to be this way. Why
do you think Bella might be cheating? She's just there's
been a shift in like her behavior. She's not acting
the same way. She's cantering plans.

Speaker 10 (16:42):
We moved in together like a month ago, and it's yeah,
it's been like the past couple of weeks since then,
it's been off.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
So but do you see her at home?

Speaker 9 (16:53):
I do, yeah, but.

Speaker 10 (16:55):
You know, I mean with our work schedule and everything,
you know, it's sometimes like we're just kind of like
we eats, you know, your bed, and then she's a
little she's even a little distant, you know, she's like,
ohwa's just watch a show and I mean don't really talk.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
So you feel disconnected?

Speaker 10 (17:08):
Yeah, I feel really just yeah, very disconnected. Yeah, And
I mean we we we work together, we work in
the same for the same company, and that's you know,
that's how we met and that's how you know, we
had this connection and that that connection with you know,
this last month is just kind of deteriorated.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Have you brought it up to her? What does she say?

Speaker 10 (17:28):
I'm trying too, but she's just she's being really cagey,
you know, And the biggest thing is that I found
this random key on the floor in our bedroom. Okay,
my answer about it. She just said it was you know,
probably one of like our friends that left it there.
And I'm like, why none of our friends have been

(17:49):
in our bedroom? Why would they go on up? But
that's weird. But that doesn't it just doesn't.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Add up like a regular key, like a key to
a door.

Speaker 10 (17:57):
Well, yes, like a key to a door, and it
does not work on any of our doors.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Did you try? Smart? That's smart?

Speaker 10 (18:09):
And I didn't want to bring it up and be
a crazy person because everything has been smooth, which is
just recently sometime like a night in my head, you know,
am I just reading it?

Speaker 9 (18:18):
Stuck there?

Speaker 1 (18:18):
So she said she didn't know where the key came
from or like she didn't recognize it or anything.

Speaker 10 (18:24):
She didn't recognize it. She thinks it's one of our friends.

Speaker 9 (18:27):
Not adding up?

Speaker 4 (18:29):
Is she training, like aside from you know, blowing you
off because whatever work or something like is she touddling
with you?

Speaker 10 (18:38):
No? I mean I try, and she kind of it
seems hesitant and then she gets you know, I mean
we get there, but like it's just hesitant. Like another
thing is she's asking for a lot of a loane time.
And you know, I mean the whole point on us
moving in together was so that we could have more
time together, because there was you know, the whole thing
of like, you know, we lived, we lived, We're living

(18:59):
in different places, like commute time, are you going to
stay in mind? I'm going to stay at yours? And
now we have this place together, and it's like, great,
We're gonna have all this time together. But then she's like, oh,
I want to go. I'm gonna go hang out with
some friends. I just need some meet time. I felt
like because we had been together for a year, that
that had been enough time for us to like, okay,
like this is going somewhere. Do we see a future?

(19:21):
I see a future like you know, we we like,
we clearly like each other, we clearly love each other,
and so moving in together isn't like jumping the gun
and moving too fast, because I mean, that happens, That's
happened to me. But they didn't feel like that. But
now I'm like, what if I I thought I was
doing anything right? I thought that you know, we had
green flags, and now I got this big red flag

(19:42):
of like everything has changed and that we moved in together.
Maybe she's getting cold shie. It's weird though.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Right in the middle of to catch a cheater and
if you're just joining us, Ryan is on the phone
and he thinks that his girlfriend of one year named
Bella might be cheating. So we're about to call her
from the grocery store that she's a rewards member at
and say that every single month, we choose one unlucky
rewards member who gets a free gift from us, and
it's free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if she sends those to her boyfriend Ryan or

(20:07):
to somebody else. But before we do that, Ryan, why
don't you tell us about your situation again real quick?

Speaker 10 (20:11):
Yeah. So, you know, Bill and I we moved in
together a month ago now, and everything leading up to
that was great. It was I mean, you know, smooth sailing,
green flags. The relationship is going great. But then like
a couple of weeks ago, everything has shifted her how
she interacts with me, how she is when she's around me.

(20:33):
She's she's always asking for like me time, you know,
and seeming distant. And then I find this random key
that doesn't work in any of our doors of our
new place. And I asked her about it, and she
gets cagy and she's like, doesn't know about it. That
thinks that one of our friends must have dropped it

(20:54):
had because we had like a you know, a housewarming party.
It just doesn't make sense that any because they're in
our bedroom. So I'm just trying to make sense at all.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
All right, are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 10 (21:07):
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Okay, here we go. Well, Hi, this is Corbett calling
from I was looking for our Rewards card member named develop.

Speaker 6 (21:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Since she Hi, Bella, Please don't hang up. This is
not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations. Here,
this month's big winner. Thank you so much for shopping
with us. Oh maybe you don't know. Every single month
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets a free
gift from us, and this month it's flowers delivered from
our floral department, absolutely free to anybody that you want

(21:46):
within the fifty United States. You've just won thirty six
long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a card to be delivered anywhere you want.

Speaker 12 (21:52):
Oh wow, that's crazy. Yeah, anywhere to do like a
like a gift card or something else instead of flowers.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
I think we can do that. Well, give me be
a little more specific with that. Maybe I can.

Speaker 12 (22:06):
I'm going to give it to a guy, and I
know he doesn't really care for flowers.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Oh yeah, okay, yes, we can do a gift card
in that instance. I have had that happen before.

Speaker 11 (22:16):
But I can do a two hundred dollars gift card.
That's good, great, okay, and we'll send that along. And also,
you know, you can put a card on it. All
I would need would be the first and last name
of the person, anything you want to put on a
card with it, and then the address, and we should
be good to go. And you'll get confirmation on all
of this and it's all free and you just want

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to get from us.

Speaker 9 (22:37):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (22:39):
His name is Caleb.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Okay, got that? And did you want to put anything
on the card?

Speaker 9 (22:45):
Yeah, I can. I put.

Speaker 12 (22:47):
Some doors open for a reason. Thanks for helping me
find the right one.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Thank you very much. And now I'll let you know
that this is not a grocery store. Actually, this is
a radio show. It's called the Jewbile Show.

Speaker 9 (23:00):
Okay, what's going on? What the hell.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jubell.
And we do a segment on the show called to
Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant other
might be messing around, you see who they send flowers
to or in this case, I guess, but your boyfriend
Ryan is actually on the phone.

Speaker 12 (23:23):
Yeah, Hi, Why are you calling a radio station.

Speaker 10 (23:26):
To have a conversation with me? Who is no?

Speaker 1 (23:29):
No, no, no, no?

Speaker 10 (23:29):
Who's Caleb? Why are you sending Caleb a gift?

Speaker 12 (23:33):
I'm sorry, I just can't believe that you couldn't have
this conversation with me, like not on the radio. I
just think that that's really really you're not.

Speaker 10 (23:41):
Talking to me about well, you're not like you're so
distant and you're like something you're barely around anymore. So,
I mean, this is kind of what I had to do,
and still you're still answering my question. Who's Caleb's not
a Caleb word? All right?

Speaker 9 (23:54):
I just I'm sorry.

Speaker 12 (23:56):
I just think that this is like really ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (23:58):
Ryan.

Speaker 12 (23:58):
Why are you publicizing our freaking relationship on the radio.

Speaker 10 (24:03):
No, don't don't do this, you oh, oh don't know,
You're not manipulating the situation. No, who is Caleb this?

Speaker 9 (24:10):
You're talking about?

Speaker 1 (24:13):
What's the door?

Speaker 12 (24:16):
I'm sorry, I look like I'm not a conversation the radio.
This is ridiculous. This is not gonna happen. Ryan, Why
are you doing this?

Speaker 10 (24:25):
Because, Bella, you're not making sense anymore. You're not answering
anytime I try to bring up something that seems a
little weird and out of place, you you basically you
cut me off, you shut down. So this is this
is what I'm left with. And now you're doing the
same thing, but now you're doing it on the radio
with other people involved, when you could just you could
end this, Bella, you could in this.

Speaker 9 (24:46):
Why am I doing that on the radio because of you?

Speaker 10 (24:49):
Because because you're not, you're clearly hiding something, Bella, So
what are you hiding?

Speaker 9 (24:56):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (24:57):
Fine? Caleb is literally no one important. He's he's a
locksmith who helped me out and got me into our
apartment when you were gone and I locked myself out,
Like is the topic of.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
A kind of who gives?

Speaker 10 (25:18):
You didn't even tell me that you got locked out
in the first place.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
So you would send a gift to a locksmith before
you would send it to your boyfriend, Bellet.

Speaker 12 (25:27):
Well, yeah, I mean he's a really good locksmith, and
I thought he did a really a really good job
and he helped me.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
When I needed him, like I had to have a
fake radio.

Speaker 10 (25:43):
Can call you too, and that now you give him
a gift? And what's with the what's with the key?
What's that he doesn't that's a key on the bedroom
floor that doesn't work on any of the doors.

Speaker 9 (25:53):
What's that right?

Speaker 12 (25:54):
Well, I mean he must have I don't know, like
dropped it when he was working from the door.

Speaker 9 (25:59):
I did no thing to you. Why the key was
there in bed?

Speaker 10 (26:05):
Did you get locked out of the pedro too?

Speaker 9 (26:08):
I mean, yeah, it was.

Speaker 10 (26:10):
It was really weird.

Speaker 9 (26:11):
I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 10 (26:13):
Yeah, yeah, that.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Was really weird because there's you.

Speaker 10 (26:15):
We don't even need a key for that door.

Speaker 11 (26:19):
Girl.

Speaker 12 (26:20):
Well, okay, we may have hooked up and it was
probably one of the things. Okay, but it loves you
and now we are even because you cheated on me
with that girl.

Speaker 9 (26:33):
I lost Christmas?

Speaker 10 (26:35):
Waita, you missed me, so you slept with somebody else
in our bed?

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Wait? Did you really cheat on her too?

Speaker 13 (26:42):
Ryan?

Speaker 9 (26:43):
No, No, I don't even know.

Speaker 10 (26:44):
Wait, okay, hold on, hold on, are you talking about
the girl at work who forced me under the mistletoe
and kissed me? And I pushed away and literally said
out loud in front of everyone, I have a girlfriend.
I just sleep with her, not even close.

Speaker 12 (27:00):
That's so stupid. You cheated on me, and now we're
evil and that's just how it is.

Speaker 10 (27:05):
She fortunately kissed me at a Christmas party under mistletoe
and I basically pushed her off of me. She basically
she assaulted me. I had to talk to HR about it. Actually,
so no, not the same.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
Also, don't know if that's very healthy to being tipped
for tat with cheating on each other. I mean, I
know for some people that might work, but this doesn't
sound like Ryan's okay with that.

Speaker 10 (27:28):
Kissing and sleeping with somebody is not the same. You
know what. I can't. Yeah, I'm done. I'm done. This
is over. You know, he's such a great guy and.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
He's always there when you need him.

Speaker 10 (27:40):
Hopefully he's there for you right now because you can
go stay with Caleb.

Speaker 9 (27:44):
Okay, I'm not gonna stay with Caleb. He's in Mexico
on a boy's trip.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
What girl, don't call me stupid?

Speaker 8 (27:54):
All right?

Speaker 17 (27:55):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Five worn dresses with high cues. But you think you're
an intellectual, don't you wait?

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a game
of trivia for Charlie Booth tickets and let's meet today's contestant.
For you versus for you verus Victoria. Hello, who's this?

Speaker 10 (28:19):
My name is Shelby.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Shelby. You ready to play? Victoria?

Speaker 10 (28:24):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (28:24):
I am? All right?

Speaker 6 (28:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Are you crush by? Victoria's what he meant to say?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Oh yeah, definitely, thank you. We're gonna send Victoria out
of the studio and Shelby. The game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to be you outright to win? Okay, okay, all right,
here we go, Shelby. Your time starts. Now.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
What iconic actress is the star of the movie Breakfast
at Tiffany's. Oh, which country consumes the most chocolate per capita?

Speaker 9 (29:06):
News?

Speaker 4 (29:07):
What was the original name of New York City. Ooh
past what Fashion House burned unsold merchandise in twenty seventeen
to protect brand exclusivity, sparking outrage.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Who passed? All right, I got that in. We'll bring
Victoria back here. It sounds like you got a little
distracted at vegame there with a passenger in your car.

Speaker 10 (29:31):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
I have my four year old.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Oh what's your four year old's name? His name is
Watching like watching Phoenix. Oh that's a great name.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
And he had all the answers.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, for sure. All right, Shelby, it's almost
time for Victoria. She just walked to studio put her
headphones on. But here's a question for you. Have you
ever streamed the show at all? Before you ever hear
me talk about it? Even I've already talked about it
every day, you guys.

Speaker 10 (29:58):
On my way to school streaming it yet?

Speaker 14 (30:00):
By yes, I say it again?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Oh no, I was just saying, have you tried streaming
it yet?

Speaker 10 (30:05):
Though?

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Oh yes, I have. How what an exhilarating experience, wasn't it?
I know how? I can't describe it? You know, I know,
And that's what I keep trying to tell people Shelby,
And it's the only the kind of feeling that Shelby
understands because she streamed the show. Thank you very much
for doing that too.

Speaker 10 (30:24):
By the way, I'll tell all my classmates today.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Thank you so much. All Right, here we are thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say passed and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win and Victoria yes, sorry, Shelby, you can tell Victoria.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
All right, Ready, go What iconic actress is the star
of the movie Breakfast at Tiffany's?

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Uh, Julia Roberts.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Which country consumes the most chocolate per capita?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Ooh, hey, I don't know past.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
What was the original name of New York City?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
It was in New York City, New York.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
What Fashion House burned unsold merchandise in twenty seventeen to
protect brand exclusivity, sparking outrage bro what leaving on what?
Pop song was the first music video ever played on
MTV in nineteen eighty one, Baby Hit You.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
One More Time? That too early, says, that's like that
that was a long time ago.

Speaker 6 (31:23):
It was.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
All right, let's see how you guys did and send
it over to our scoreboard, our producer Freeze.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
Amazing score today we got Shelby was zero and Victoria
was zero.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Another zero zero game and shelbynations. That means you win,
ty goo see you So you did. Yeah you got
Charlie Pooth tickets just for playing.

Speaker 10 (31:45):
All right, awesome, thank you, yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Thank you. All right, let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Get one right, at least one of these days, hopefully.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Audrey Hepburn is the iconic actress that starred in Breakfast
at Tiffany's, the country that consumes the most chocolate perkin.
But it is Switzerland, yeah, the original name of New
York City.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Breakfast a Tiffany's thing. I'm surprised because when you talk
to you know, like most of the people that are
in like the arts as far as movie goes, very
woke people, right, But Breakfast at Tiffany's is a horribly racist.
It has such a racist caricature of an Asian person,
and I'm like, how do they even how did they
even co sign that? Anymore? A lot of older movies

(32:24):
the eighties are like whoa, yeah, for real, switching places?

Speaker 13 (32:28):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Oh my god? I don't really remember I just remember
Audrey Hepperd.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
But is the whole movie based on her going to
Tiffany's and breakfast there?

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, that's There's like there's a journey to get there.
You didn't watch the movie, No, I only know it
from influencers saying that they watch it when they probably haven't.
I don't know. It's possible.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Sounds like a chick flick to me.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
New York City was originally called New Amsterdam.

Speaker 6 (32:55):
What what?

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Back back in the day?

Speaker 4 (32:57):
The original name the fashion I also burned unsold merchandise
in twenty seventeen was Burberry, and the first pop song
to ever play on MTV in nineteen eighty one was
Video Killed.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
The Radio Star.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
You did say nineteen ninety one?

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Nineteen eighty one? I did? Oh, yeah, she didn't say
nineteen ninety one?

Speaker 17 (33:13):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yes, job? Hey shall we thank you for playing? Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (33:21):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 13 (33:21):
Have a great day.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Oh don't hang up just yet, because you gotta get
the information for the Charlie Booth tickets and don't forget
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Speaker 3 (33:40):
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Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah, my college was twelfth Man.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Really.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah, I don't know who took it from who. I'm
personally I had my own thoughts, but I.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Don't know who took it from who.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
But yeah, fun fact, go Hawks.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Yeah, I always though the twelfth Man was a weird
thing for football anyway, Well, like why there's a lot
more players than twelve yees, you know, like it's like
a basket ball term.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
First it should be the one hundred and thirty seven.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, wait, waits twelve on the field, right, then twelve fans.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
The Jewels point is there's more than twelve or eleven players.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yeah, used to. There's a lot more mends on there,
many more mens the men. But this Thursday, starting at
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Speaker 2 (34:30):
You had to really think about that.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
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to remember right there. But anyway, that's this Thursday, starting
at six forty Come hang out with us. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
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Speaker 1 (34:46):
Vanessa is on the phone today and not for a
first date follow up. We did it last week and
people liked it so much that they asked us to
do it again. And Vanessa emailed in and said she
wants to do a call of booty Yeah, she does
this segment. You have to see if you can call
somebody and ask them to leave what they're doing in
that second to meet you for a booty call. It's

(35:07):
not dirty at all. You can't say anything blatant. We
give you a topic to use and it's all in
the window, and you have to see if you can
get them to understand you and then literally leave what
they're doing to meet you for a booty call. And
Vanessa's I read your email, Vanessa, it seems awkward. What
you want to do? Who do you want to call
today to see if they'll leave work for a booty
call my boss? Booty call your boss? What is that

(35:31):
something that you guys do?

Speaker 9 (35:33):
I don't do that. He's my boss, does he know?

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
So doesn't even know that you're into him.

Speaker 9 (35:43):
No, no, he does not no, no.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
No, okaying extra awkward. Let alone the fact that you
have to do a booty call and ask him to
leave work right now to meet you you have. He
has no idea that you like him, And we're going
to give you a topic in a segment that you
have to use as a new window. Looks you can't
say anything, just blatant. It's gonna be really weird. No
idea that it's coming.

Speaker 6 (36:08):
It's not all I mean, yeah, he's going to be
more worried that something is going on because we're very close,
but I feel closer.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Okay, So how long have you liked this dude?

Speaker 10 (36:25):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (36:25):
For a while, I mean like for probably at least
two years.

Speaker 9 (36:29):
But again I'm being professional. That's why I really could
use your house.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
So you guys have worked together for a long time.
What kind of work do you do?

Speaker 9 (36:37):
I work in fast food?

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Okay, and so he's he's your boss at the fast
food place.

Speaker 10 (36:43):
Exactly has he ever flirted with you.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Or giving you any like indication that he would be
open to this?

Speaker 9 (36:51):
Oh my god, he has no idea, it's none none.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
So he hasn't even flirted with you, and you want
to call him to see if you can get him
to leave the job right now to meet you for
a booty call. That's one way to do it.

Speaker 9 (37:04):
Yeah, I do. I mean, I'm going to try doing it.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Let's do it, all right, And you know you have
to make the booty call, and you can't be dirty,
you can't say anything blatantly over the top about what
you want to meet before. You have to do it
all with a topic that we give you to use.

Speaker 9 (37:25):
Yeah, do you need it?

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Okay, it's NFL playoff time right now. Do you know
a lot about football?

Speaker 10 (37:31):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (37:32):
Yeah, I do?

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Okay, all right, well then how about football terms. That's
what you have to use in order to try to
get him to first realize what you're talking about and
then to actually get him to see if he'll leave
work for a booty call. It is a good one.
There's a lot of opportunity here.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
He's going to be so confused, Yeah, he will be,
but he'll he'll be impressed with my vocabulary.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Okay, is just you have a girlfriend, ornything? Do you
know anything about his life outside of work? That's probably
a good question.

Speaker 9 (38:04):
I'm really do not Wow, he.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Could be married. It's an even bigger risk.

Speaker 6 (38:11):
But as the end zone goes, I'm hoping he doesn't.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Okay, okay, all right, I see what you tried to
do there.

Speaker 9 (38:19):
Okay, Well I'm trying to go in and deep there.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
All right, We'll see. Vanessa is on the phone and
she has to try to call her boss at a
fast food place right now he's working and see if
he'll leave the job to meet her for a booty call,
although her boss has no idea that she's into him.
They've worked together for like two years and she doesn't

(38:44):
even know about his personal life at all. And remember,
there's no being dirty. It's all in the window based
on a topic that we give you to use, and
Vanessa has to talk only about football terminology, and you
talk about football to see if this guy will first
understand what she's talking about, and also if you'll actually
leave the job to meet her for a booty call. Vanessa,

(39:05):
are you ready to go?

Speaker 6 (39:07):
Oh my god, yeah, I'm nervous, but I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
This is awkward. This is super awkward since he has
no idea, Like you guys don't even flirt it at work.

Speaker 6 (39:17):
No, no, no, no, And he has not heard my
that other side of me.

Speaker 10 (39:22):
He hasn't seen that other side of It's about.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
To see a weird one football. All right, here we go.
I'm gonna dial this fun number right now and we'll
jump in at some point if you need saving. Okay,
Oh my god, yes, all right, here we go.

Speaker 10 (39:39):
Thank you?

Speaker 9 (39:51):
Say hello? Is it the you?

Speaker 10 (39:58):
Yes, sneaking?

Speaker 9 (40:00):
Oh my god, deo, it's Vanessa you. So I'm busy.

Speaker 14 (40:06):
I am literally in the middle of lunch for us.

Speaker 10 (40:08):
Is this an emergency?

Speaker 6 (40:11):
Well, I need you to give me a favor. I mean, like,
can you go into the office.

Speaker 15 (40:21):
Going to the office?

Speaker 10 (40:22):
But is it? Is this an emergency or I don't.

Speaker 6 (40:26):
It?

Speaker 9 (40:27):
Kind of? Is it kind of is?

Speaker 6 (40:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (40:31):
M hmm.

Speaker 10 (40:32):
Okay, this is like the worst time called you know that? Right?

Speaker 15 (40:37):
Okay, I am, I'm in office.

Speaker 10 (40:39):
What's what's going on?

Speaker 6 (40:41):
So?

Speaker 9 (40:42):
I need you to leave work right now?

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Leave work?

Speaker 9 (40:50):
Yeah? Wo man, this is hard.

Speaker 6 (40:57):
I mean so we've worked together for a while, you
know this, And I've always been a great worker, you
know that. But I feel like it's fourth down, like
inches right now, and I just need someone to come
over and be my star.

Speaker 9 (41:15):
Running back. You know what I mean, like touchdown?

Speaker 14 (41:21):
What do you want me to leave work right now
and play football?

Speaker 6 (41:24):
What?

Speaker 10 (41:25):
What's going on?

Speaker 9 (41:26):
No, listen to me. You're a really good boss, like
a quarterback.

Speaker 6 (41:33):
And I'm at my house right now alone and I'm wide.

Speaker 9 (41:38):
Opened end goal, so you should pass it to me
like you get what I'm saying right.

Speaker 6 (41:47):
On the goal.

Speaker 14 (41:50):
Okay, you're not working tonight checking a schedule because you're
clearly drunk.

Speaker 6 (41:58):
Oh my god, No, I'm I'm not drunk, and I
know you're being sweet. I am an athlete and I
would never drink on my game day.

Speaker 9 (42:07):
You know this.

Speaker 6 (42:08):
I come to work correct and I come to the
game correct. But I've been sitting on the bench for
too long and I just want you to put me
in the games.

Speaker 9 (42:23):
Coach. Can I call you coach? What you know like
free kick penalty kicks?

Speaker 6 (42:33):
I mean if I drop the pass, you can make
me run laps.

Speaker 9 (42:38):
Get what I'm saying?

Speaker 14 (42:40):
Oh my god, Okay, this is weird. I have to
get back to work so we can talk about this
in your next ship.

Speaker 9 (42:46):
No, do not hang up that. I'm being really serious, Like,
listen to.

Speaker 14 (42:50):
What I I have to get back on the floor,
just me.

Speaker 6 (42:54):
What's going on?

Speaker 9 (42:55):
My god? Like, do you understand what I'm saying?

Speaker 6 (42:59):
I'm home alone and I want you to score a
touchdown and take me all the way to the super Bowl?

Speaker 9 (43:06):
Do you not get what I'm trying to say? Players talk?

Speaker 6 (43:14):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (43:15):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (43:16):
Are you there?

Speaker 10 (43:18):
Wait? You aren't talking about football or.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
No, dude, come on.

Speaker 9 (43:24):
Have I ever talked football to you? I'm talking something else.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
I mean, the extra point is good when it comes
down to football. But what I'm really trying to say
to you do you understand?

Speaker 9 (43:39):
What do you think?

Speaker 6 (43:43):
Whoa?

Speaker 9 (43:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (43:46):
In that case, you know I setting me up?

Speaker 6 (43:50):
Are you?

Speaker 9 (43:53):
I'm only setting you up with a clear path to.

Speaker 6 (43:56):
The end zone? Now offside, not intercession own the goal?
My brother, to stop.

Speaker 15 (44:09):
From the football stuff.

Speaker 14 (44:10):
Please all right, come on, I say.

Speaker 6 (44:16):
Look, I'm I'm only setting you up with a clear
path to the end zone.

Speaker 14 (44:21):
Like okay, alright, alright, you know stop stop stop way
you know I'm married right?

Speaker 8 (44:29):
No?

Speaker 9 (44:31):
Oh, my god, no I didn't. I'm I'm sorry. This
is so embarrassing.

Speaker 14 (44:40):
No, no, it's okay, Oh, okay, okay.

Speaker 10 (44:50):
Funny because.

Speaker 15 (44:53):
My wife and I actually sometimes I want to say this, Uh,
sometimes be like a good team effort in order to
win the championship touch down.

Speaker 9 (45:09):
So we're all at the same page. I love this.

Speaker 14 (45:16):
Yeah, I can't leave now, but I would, you know,
I just I just need to talk to my assistant coach.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
And hey, hey, this is the Jewbel Show. It's a
radio show. Yeah, hi, Hi, I'm Vic Georgian. My name
is Jubil.

Speaker 8 (45:37):
How are you.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Vanessa wanted to do a segment of a show called
Call of Booty, where you have to call somebody and
see if they'll leave work to do.

Speaker 10 (45:50):
You know.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
I thought she was going to get it, I thought,
and yeah, we give you a topic to you, so
it can't be you know, so it's like weird. So
we told her she had to talk about football. But
it sounds like it might have worked. I know.

Speaker 14 (46:03):
Oh my god, this this is this is crazy.

Speaker 9 (46:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Well, I don't know if we call it a success
or now because you can't leave work right now. But
it sounds like you're gonna go talk to your other team,
sit coach, get all the players on the field. Oh
my god.

Speaker 14 (46:21):
Oh I had no idea you felt that way.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
Well, now you do, and now it makes for a
lot of great new appetizers at work.

Speaker 9 (46:36):
Jubile's first date.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Follow up, your heart is true, your pell and ready.
If you do, everyone pull off the mic. Just a
little big skiff would be from me, and the cod

(47:02):
detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has their
wacky cast of characters, and the Jewil Show is no different.
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk ant Nina Hi.
And then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hine and
who could forget the U and our newest member of

(47:22):
the show, the hip divorcee. He loves playing call of
duty as much as he loves his college age daughter,
produce a freeze hello. And then there's me. I'm Jewbel
and this is the Jewbil Show and it's the time
of week where we check in and see what's going
on in our lives. So, Nina, what's up with you
this week?

Speaker 4 (47:39):
I have a little bit of a problem, and I
know that it's TMI, but I don't care.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Because it's very uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
I've been walking around with Weggie's non stop and this
is the problem.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
The problem is I gained a little bit of weight.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Over the holidays, so my undergarments are a little bit
tighter than they should be undergarment.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Well, I don't know. I mean I feel that's a
better way to say.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Rama.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
They're not Grandma's undergarments, I'll tell you that much, but
they are a little bit too tight.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
I refuse to go buy new ones. This is absolutely insane.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Yeah, I just be.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Comfortable because why it's expensive. I just got these and
now all of a sudden they're too small. Really, I'm
just I don't know, I'm frustrated. I'm frustrated.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
It would be frustrating if all the time.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
It is frustrating perpetual and it's like my own fault though,
so that's my punishment.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
But it's not a but like that.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
I had that issue buying jeans when I was younger,
had by like a bigger size or whatever. But then
I realized, I'm like, man, just be comfortable, So just
go buy the new undergarments. Victoria up with you this
week Yikes, guys, the coolest thing happened to me this weekend.
I mean technically not cool, because I.

Speaker 17 (48:48):
Also almost got kick out of a bar, But that's
decide the point, because the really cool thing is I
needed quarters the other day because the bar I was
in had these little what they call pimpball machines.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
That the one were like you pull and you shoot, yeah,
pay mall machines, and I really wanted to play, but
I needed quarters, so I was looking at my wallet.
I didn't have any, but apparently I had almost three
hundred bucks. Like no, unfortunately not oh.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Okay, I thought you had a big jar with three
hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
No, it was, but I did never have cash on me,
and I was like, where did this come from? It's
like magic, It's like Santa came overnight, just put some
money in my wallet and then left.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
But so I thought that was really cool.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
So then I grabbed the dollar. I threw it over
a ledge at the bar, and then I got trouble
by the bartender, so that part wasn't cool, But so
I got my quarters to play.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
The bartender out mad at you for throwing money at him.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Money over there's like a ledge, and that went down
to the first floor and I didn't want to walk
down to the first floor to get quarters.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
He threw money from the second floor down to the bartender.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Well, yeah, I want a quarter.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
What I'd be annoyed too. If I was a bartender,
my friend was down there.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
I had some money your friend to give to the bartender.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Okay, I thought you were throwing it out of the bartender, like, hey,
bring me some cornice throwing up?

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Did you ever figure out where the three hundred dollars
came from?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
No, actually I don't think like that.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Just congratulations, producer, freeze with some with you this week.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
I'm just realizing that I'm ill prepared for my daughter's
visit this week, and I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Yeah, I don't get how though.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
I keep like thinking of things that I haven't ordered.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
Oh, I don't have a trash can in the bathroom yet,
so let me go buy that. I'm just like thinking
of everything that I haven't put into the apartment yet.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
So what do you have at your apartment?

Speaker 5 (50:40):
My bed, couch, television, I have the cable hooked up
or cable like the internet, the Wi Fi. I was
gonna I have all the necessities for a bachelor, but
you know, my daughter coming, I'm like, what.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
I make your safe place a little more elegance?

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Yeah, like, I ordered a bunch.

Speaker 5 (50:59):
Of stuff last night night last second that they're coming,
and like, I looked online and they're coming between seven
am and eleven am, which is the time I'm here.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
And I'm like, when does she get into town late
on Friday nights at that time to decorate? Yeah, try
to target. I know Amazon, you don't have to go anywhere.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
That what I'm doing. I'm doing a bunch of Amazon.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
But Amazon, you order something and then you think you
have it, and then you get the return email and
they're like they give you like five out of you know, seven.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Things, and you're like, I needed those two things.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Now I gotta go to the store.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Anyway, the color schemer, you going, oh, yeah, that's not happening.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
So I literally asked the other day, I said, do
you need a blanket? Where'd you'd like a sleeping bag?

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Urban camping? Let's cut on with you. Well, my new
song comes out January twenty third. Please pre save that
if you can. I'm I'm only trying to get a
hundred people to pre save the song. I don't know
what it's at right now, but it shouldn't be too bad,
right one hundred people. I feel like there might be

(52:06):
more than one hundred people listening to this right now,
not totally sure. But if you just type my name
on Spotify or wherever you get your music, it'll go
there and you can check it out. Also, I'm very
happy because I don't trip about much in life, right,
Like if my car gets scratched, whatever, I'll figure it out.
Free those things, I'll figure it out, you know. And

(52:26):
I lost my ID recently. For about three weeks, I
couldn't find my ID, and I didn't go get a
new one because I'm like, it'll show up some point
in my life. Right I'm still waiting for the passport
that I can't find. But I took my laundry to
one of those places that does your laundry of the laundromats.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Wait, you didn't just do your laundry at home?

Speaker 1 (52:46):
No, you kidding me. I can't even make an appointment
to get a new license in three weeks. You think
I might be doing laundry, I do, but I sick
it to one of those places so they just do
it and they fold it and everything for you. But
I took it there just the other day, and then
I get a text from being like, Hey, do you
realize your license was in this? So don't worry about it.

(53:10):
Things that just come back to you. So I'm very
happy that I found my license rat. Thanks give us
three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to
know for the day. Brought to you by Muckle shut
Bingo in Auburn, your home from MACHINEO. It's time for ninas.
What's trending?

Speaker 4 (53:24):
If you're looking for something real on the internet, there
is one place to turn. There is one place that
is still considered pure and safe.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
I just like how it's the Internet if you want
to find something real.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
Well, yeah, but there's a corner of the Internet that
they're calling the last real place on the Internet.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
And I'll tell you where that is in a second.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
But first, oh Marash, did you guys hear about how
the Fresh Prince of bel Air's house is.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Going back on the market.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
I always think it's so cool because if you think
about all your favorite TV shows from all over, like
from over the years, of all the houses, that one
just looks like it would be really fun to live in.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Why what happened to it? Was it originally like sold
and then someone just decides to move out of it again?

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:02):
I think so.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
But it's fun to see how much it goes up
every time. Now it's thirty million dollars. Was before not
thirty million dollars. I don't have this specific because I'm
not the real estate agent. I just saw that it
was up for sale, and it's a big deal because
people want it.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
I mean, it looks like a nice house.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
But dang, yeah, I know, right, everything costs money, bansive.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
But if you don't want to spend a lot of
money and you want something cute and many, you can
go to Low's and get their viral obsession. It's back
in stores. It's a little tiny bucket. We as people
are obsessed with tiny things, so weird. Anytime something's small,
we must have it.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
And I tell you this even es wow. That does
not wish you.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
But it's funny because as I tell you this, it
actually already sold out. But it's like this and Trader
Joe's has those little mini totes that I sold.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Out until I realized I can't put anything in it,
and so I was like, why do you want to buy?

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Do you do with those things? They just end up
laying around and taking up space? Yeah right now, also
a little bit of space, I guess, but still very little.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
It has an apron right now, but.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
You can sell it. People will buy that from you. Seriously, Yeah,
like on eBay and stuff. People collect these things because
they think, I think one day it's going to be
worth something. So if you have all of these collectors items,
like this particular mini Low bucket is pink because it's
for Valentine's Day, Like that sold out so you can't
get it.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
But if you have one, you're winning.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
What do you put in a Low's bucket?

Speaker 1 (55:28):
I don't know, dirt, actual size one, Yeah, whatever you
need to put in the bucket. But like things, you
can use it as a bathroom if you're camping, or
if you're you put your feet in there if you
want to soak them. Oh my gosh, this is so terrifying.
You can do all kinds of all kinds of things

(55:48):
with the bucket is a helmet. Yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
I do that.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
When I lived in Chicago, a Low's bucket was delivered
to my apartment with a lid on it, and I
kind of had a soccer at the time, and so
all of a sudden I get notified that there's a
heavy Lows bucket downstairs in the lobby with a lid
on it.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
My head went immediately to like, there's somebody's head or
hand or something in here, but it was it wasn't
for me.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
That's a weird place to go.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
What did you order in your low's buckets?

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Very? Very yeah, it was kind of scary.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Michael, who would be excited? I'm like, who said, I
send me a bucket?

Speaker 1 (56:28):
And the bucket time you ever get excited about it?

Speaker 2 (56:39):
You guys, bad gifts and buckets.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
And lastly, the last safe place on the Internet where
it's still pure is allegedly Craigslist.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Apparently times have changed, times have.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Really changed, and they're saying this because AI is consuming
absolutely everywhere else, but Craigslist is still and now people
are turning to it to find jobs, love, creative projects,
anything you could possibly imagine. They're going to craigs.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Or is just AI smart enough not to go there.
It's like, don't take over everything else on the internet.
But like, I'm not going to Craigslist. I think we
should look like that, do not need a virus?

Speaker 2 (57:22):
We probably shouldn't be touching should I don't know?

Speaker 1 (57:26):
That's what's.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Jubiles dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret I do, sweet,
What is it?

Speaker 10 (57:37):
So?

Speaker 13 (57:37):
I've been keeping a secret from everybody at work. I
work in a factory, the automotive industry and themes are
kind of up and down right now, and I've been
keeping this from coworkers and bosses especially.

Speaker 9 (57:50):
I'm six months second.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Oh yeah, congrats, congratulations.

Speaker 9 (57:58):
They're not really going.

Speaker 13 (57:59):
To know until April May, when I say, hey, I'm
going on my four months maternity leave.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
You're waiting and selling rate until like right before you go.

Speaker 9 (58:09):
Yeah, unless they notice something. They haven't said anything yet.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
I was gonna say, how are they not?

Speaker 4 (58:14):
I mean, once you start to really get close to that,
you're gonna get real big girl.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Yeah, but what are they gonna say?

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Hey, what they're going on? You don't want to be
the person that says that that's true.

Speaker 13 (58:26):
That's the benefit of being chunky before you get pregnant.
I don't easier.

Speaker 6 (58:34):
Why.

Speaker 13 (58:36):
I'm just worried that I might get demoted and I
don't want.

Speaker 9 (58:39):
To risk that.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 13 (58:41):
I know that they can't legally do that because it's discrimination. Yeah,
but if things are already up and down, they could
use a different excuse, oh and say, oh, it was
because of that.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Well, if you're pregnant, that's my job.

Speaker 9 (58:55):
I don't want to lose my job.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
So okay, yeah, okay, that's fair.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
I still feel like you could have had a case though,
if they for any reason did anything, especially while being pregnant.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
So, but you like your job. You don't want to
rattle the thing that's so messed up. I'm really sorry
that you feel that way. That's not okay at all.

Speaker 9 (59:15):
Yeah, you could.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Think about just telling them and then you know, assuing them,
and then, I mean, you'd be bringing more money. Then
you got all kinds of baby food.

Speaker 13 (59:24):
Money to get a lawyer. You're correct, until I can't anymore,
all right.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Well, congratulations on the new baby and the time off
when it comes. Hey, it really hurts my heart. Thank
you for your dirty little secret. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
What's your dirty little secret?

Speaker 8 (59:44):
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