January 15, 2026 • 58 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is a heart is true. You are pell and.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Ready invited everyone just a little you.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the car
detached would say.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and
the Jewel Show is no different.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Why it's the Jewel Show with your drunk ant Nina him.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Fine and
our newest member of the show, the hip divorcee who
loves playing Call of Duty as much as he loves
his college age daughter. Producer Freeze Hello. And then there's me.
I'm Jewel and this is the Jewbil Show, and it's
the time of week where we check in and see
what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
So, Nina, what's up with you this week? I have
a little bit of a problem.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
And I know that it's CMI, but I don't care
because it's very uncomfortable. I've been walking around with weggies
non stop, and this is the problem.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
The problem is I gained.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
A little bit of weight over the holidays, so my
undergarments are a little bit tighter than they should be undergarments.
I don't know, I mean, I feel that's a better
way to say, Grandma. They're not Grandma's undergarments, I'll tell
you that much, but they are.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
A little bit too tight. I refuse to go buy
new ones. This is absolutely insane.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Why I just be comfortable?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Because why it's expensive? I just got these and now
all of a sudden they're too small. I'm really I
don't know, I'm frustrated. I'm frustrated.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
It would be frustrating the time.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
It is frustrating, perpetual, and it's like my own fault.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Though, so that's my punishment, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
But I had that issue buying jeans when I was
younger and buy like a bigger size or whatever. But
they realized, I'm like, man, just be comfortable, So just
go buy the new undergarments.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Victoria up with you this week?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Guy?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
The coolest thing happened to me this weekend. I mean
technically not cool because also almost got.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Kicked out of the bar.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
But that's beside the point, because the really cool thing
is I needed quarters the other day because the bar
I was in had these little what are they called
pimpball machines and I really wanted to play, but I
needed quarters. So I was looking at my wallet I
didn't have any, but apparently I had almost three hundred bucks,
like no, unfortunately not mill Hills.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh okay, I thought you had a big jar with
three hundred dollarswhere.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
No it was.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
But I did never have cash on me, and I
was like, where did this come from? It's like magic,
It's like Santa came over night and just put some
money in my wallet and then left.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
So I thought that was really cool.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
So that I grabbed the dollar, I threw it over
a ledge at the bar, and then I got trouble
by the bartender, So that part wasn't cool, But so
I got my quarters to play.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
The bartender got mad at you for throwing money at them.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Money over there's like a ledge and that went down
to the first floor and I didn't want to walk
down to the first floor to get quarters.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You threw money from the second floor out of the bartender.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I'd be annoyed too if I was a bartender.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
My friend was down there money friend to give to
the bartender.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Okay, I thought you were throwing it out of the bartender, like, hey,
bring me some cords?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Did you just throwing up?
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Did you ever figure out where the three hundred dollars came.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
From No, Actually, I don't think about that.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Just cool.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Congratulations producer Freeze.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
What's up with you this week?
Speaker 7 (03:26):
I'm just realizing that I'm ill prepared for my daughter's
visit this weekend, and I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, I don't get though.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
I keep like thinking of things that I haven't ordered.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
Oh, I don't have a trash can in the bathroom yet,
so let me go buy that. I'm just like thinking
of everything that I haven't put into the apartment yet.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
So what do you have at your apartment?
Speaker 7 (03:47):
My bed, couch, television, I had the cable hooked.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Up or a cable like the internet, the WiFi.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
I was gonna I have all the necessities for a bachelor.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
But you know, my daughter coming. I'm like, what I did?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Blankets makers place a little more elegant.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Yeah, Like, I've ordered a bunch.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Of stuff last night, last second that they're coming, and
and like I've looked online and they're coming between seven
am and eleven am, which is the time I'm here.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
And I'm like, when does she get into town late
on Friday night?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Time to decorate? Yeah, trive to target. I know Amazon,
you don't have to.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Go anywhere I'm doing. I'm doing a bunch of Amazon.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
But Amazon, you order something and then you think you
have it, and then you get the return email and
they're like they give you like five out of you know,
seven things.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
You know, like I needed those two pays. Now I
got to go to the store anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
The color schemer you going, oh, yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
That's not happening.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
So I literally asked.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
The other day, I said, do you need a blanket?
Where'd you'd like a sleeping bag?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Ming?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Was got on with you? Well?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
My new song out January twenty third, Please pre save
that if you can. I'm only trying to get one
hundred people to pre save the song. I don't know
what it's at right now, but it shouldn't be too bad,
right I feel like there might be more than one
hundred people listening to this right now. Not totally sure,
but if you just type my name on Spotify or
wherever you get your music, it'll go there.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
And you can check it out.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Also, I'm very happy because I don't trip about much
in life right Like, if my car gets scratched whatever,
I'll figure it out. I lose things, I'll figure it out,
you know, and I lost my ID recently. For about
three weeks, I couldn't find my ID. Oh, and I
didn't go get a new one because I'm like, it'll
show up some point in my life. Right, I'm still
waiting for the passport that I can't find. But I
(05:43):
took my laundry to one of those places that does
your laundry of the laundromats.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Wait, you didn't just do your laundry at home?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
No? You kidding me. I can't even make an appointment
to get a new license in three weeks. You think
I might be doing laundry, my love, I do, but
I tink it to one of those places, so they
just do it and they folded and everything for you.
But I took it there just the other day.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And then I get a text from being like, Hey,
do you realize your license was in this?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
I don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Things will just come back to you. So I'm very
happy that I found my license, right. Thanks. It's another
Jebile phone frame Weday mornings on the twenties. Hello.
Speaker 8 (06:31):
Hi, this is Juniper and I'm calling from storage. I
was looking for Miles.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
This is Miles. Is something wrong with he is?
Speaker 8 (06:47):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Miles, Hi, what's going on?
Speaker 8 (06:53):
Well, how are you doing today?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
It's fine, I'm kind of busy, man. What's happening to.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
Yes, I'm calling from Stories to inform you that there's
been an intruder. Intruder alert. I guess that's what this is.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
Like in my unit.
Speaker 8 (07:15):
Yes, there's been entry into your unit.
Speaker 9 (07:20):
Uh, how it's locked?
Speaker 10 (07:23):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
A break in in your unit? And so I felt
I must call you.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Okay, the person have been stopped or caught.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
They've gone three blocks of photos, uh photos others that
you've had. Nothing has been taken. I don't think, but
we need you to come down and.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
All right, listen, I can't come right now.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Is there any serious issue?
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Can you? When can you come to the unit?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
I don't know, man, I'm pretty busy today. Is it
anything else stolen?
Speaker 8 (08:05):
You can come anytime night to the unit and take
a look at it and see if anything's been taken.
It just seems that they've gone through the boxes and
maybe looked at some of your personal items, perhaps wore
some of them.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
War Have you called the police or.
Speaker 11 (08:27):
No?
Speaker 8 (08:27):
I have not alerted authorities yet. I typically don't like
to involve the police and matters. Would you like me
to call the authorities? I can do that for you. Yes,
we find it's great. It's better if you just come
down and look at it yourself.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Okay, I can come in an hour.
Speaker 12 (08:46):
Are you going to be there an hour? Yes?
Speaker 8 (08:48):
Because I can. You can stay here an hour? Yes,
and you just come to the unit and let yourself
in and then close it behind you.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
What?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (08:59):
Why would I close it behind just.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
To make sure that nobody is able to see inside
the unit door that nobody else can.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Are you going to be there to meet me?
Speaker 8 (09:09):
Yes, I'll be meeting you.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
What okay?
Speaker 8 (09:16):
Yes, when you're here in the unit, I'll be here.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
I'm sorry, dude, this sounds really creepy.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
You're going to be waiting in the unit.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
Just come inside the storage unit and close the door
behind you, and you'll be able to see what the
process is.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
No, dude, that's what are you talking about? That so creepy?
Can I meet you in the front? Cool? Why are
you in my unit? So creepy? You're going to be
in my like, waiting for me in my unit.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
Waiting for you myself?
Speaker 9 (09:50):
All right?
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Well, please don't deliert the authorities. I don't need them
called again.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Again?
Speaker 9 (09:56):
What are you talking about? Broken into?
Speaker 10 (10:02):
Yeah, I'm calling the cops.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Sounds like you're some kind of maniac waiting to do
something to me in my own unit.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Guilty is charged?
Speaker 8 (10:10):
Yeah, excuse me, I didn't say anything.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah, you said guilty as charge. I heard you, dude.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Sometimes sometimes the outside my inside voice turns to my
outside voice when I don't mean it too.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
But yes, please get here quick. I can't wait to
meet you.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
No, I'm not comming. I'm calling the cops getting them there.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Okay, well then I'll just let you know this.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your wife set you up.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
It's a joke. She said that you have a storage
unie you keep stuff in and wanted me to creep
you out.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Dude.
Speaker 13 (10:51):
I was picturing like a buffalo bell or something from
Files Lamb, and you were getting me that creepy boys man,
wake up.
Speaker 14 (10:59):
Every morning with Jubile Phone Franks weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. Brought to you by
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for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
It feels like every couple days we're doing a report
on Waimo and where these cars are getting stuck. But
today I'm going to tell you about another type of
vehicle that is running and ruining the streets. So there's
something else we're gonna need to worry about while driving.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
The horses, right, those don't ever have a chance to
malfunction at all and just start sprinting out of nowhere.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
I've actually been thrown off of a horse. Yeah, it's terrifying.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
A lot of that happens when the horse senses your you,
so you must have been freaking out for it to
freak out.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
I was like thirteen, holding on to the back of
my uncle.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
My uncle was it was his horse, and he had
me on the back wrapped around him, and randomly the
other horse got jealous because.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
It was the older horse and didn't usually have you know,
nobody riding on it.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
But it had a hurt hoof, so we didn't ride
that one rode the young one, and the young one
freaked out you off.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I only ridden a horse once, and yeah, they're very empathetic,
like these in the therapy and stuff like that. Yeah,
the horse that I rode it kept looking back at
me like with this angry side eye, and I'm like,
what'd you do?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I don't know. I was like, this horse does not
like me. I feel you. Yeah at else.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Well, I'll tell you what the problem is, and it's
not horses. And that's coming up in a second. But first,
if you experience social anxiety ever, in any type of situation,
just no, you're not alone.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
So does Nick Jonas.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Now he hasn't been very secretive about experiencing social anxiety,
but this is coming up because if you happen to
catch the Golden Globes over the weekend, at one point
he got up, left his table and went outside, and
there are pictures and footage of him standing underneath a tree,
sipping on some water and kind of just you know,
touching his face kind of anxiously. So some people started
(13:05):
to speculate because he was that he was getting anxiety,
and finally like he spoke up and he's like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
That's what it was. That's what it was.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Yeah, how you normal by talking about it?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
True?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Why they were making it a big deal, like let
him have his like space.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I don't think anybody was like saying anything bad about
it more than they were just identifying it because so
many people experience social anxiety and can't handle being in
those types of situations, and so it's almost like, I
don't know, celebrating him is the face of social anxiety.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's good that he says it, because some people wouldn't,
you know, and not just however you say it perpetuates
the shame, thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
It perpetuates the shame that people have in their own anxiety.
When everybody deals with anxiety to some sort of level.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Knowing that somebody on that level has it makes somebody
who has it because I've dealt with anxiety issues and
it's one of those things like you think you're the
only one going through it, so that just compounds it
makes worse talking about it is.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
So he is the face of it today. Just like
you love perman No, I do too.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
He's been actually really opened about a lot of things. Now,
this is actually kind of interesting and not surprising. How
much money do you think we spend a year on
viral trends on TikTok? And I don't mean like making
the videos, I mean buying the things that are trending.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Oh, I would say fifteen hundred dollars at least oh
a person.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yeah, okay, I would say around two thousand a person.
Could you think about it like you was a tripod
over here, but we also got like two other tripods
in the back and the same one. It's like, and
that's just one thing. And then Nina all of your lights,
I know. Oh yeah, we spend a lot of money
on this stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Well you're both kind of right because the answer is
sixteen hundred dollars per per person, which is quite a bit,
but overall the financial impact is an estimated eight point
seven billion dollars spent annually just on these trends. And
then they went even further to ask how long you
use these things that you bought, and it's six to
twelve months and then you drop off. So although this
(15:09):
tripods pretty legit, if you want the link we got you, yeah,
people will buy it.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Just make a trend.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
And lastly, the one thing that we may need to
start worrying about on the roads right now, it's happening
in China. They have driverless delivery vans, which in theory
is probably great because people are ordering things all the time.
But instead of having way most stories, they have these
delivery van stories where they've got pictures and videos of
them getting stuck in cement, bouncing around roads, rolling over
(15:42):
vegetables that people had left out on the road, and
then like somehow it just like drives over.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It dtable, It drove over vegetables.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, and then they're all around on the ground.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
You go around.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Squirrels by every day.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
There's ten thousand robo vans in three hundred cities, and
there's one that's going super viral of the van shaking
as it goes over all of this gravel and potholes,
Like it doesn't drive around him, it just goes through them, and.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
It's just it's just bouncing all the way through.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
So anyway, I'm just assuming if it's over there now,
it's probably gonna come here eventually.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
I mean, that sounds like it's doing a better job
than our half of our drivers here.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Or like, I mean, the benefit is they don't have
people in them at all, but you still need to
steer clear because I can see it hitting people.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
So we'll get it out and get out of its
way robo vans. Anyway, that's what's trending.
Speaker 11 (16:41):
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Speaker 2 (16:49):
Alejandro is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Tasha.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call her and
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him. But first, Alejandro,
how long has it been since you heard from Tasha?
Speaker 12 (17:01):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Man, Yeah, thanks for having me. It's been a couple
of days now, last weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Actually, okay, that's not too bad. How did you guys
leave it after the date?
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I mean, I thought it went really well.
Speaker 15 (17:12):
So I'm like, you know, a little stress over here
because I thought we were gonna kick it off right away, you.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 15 (17:18):
And I don't want to be the first one a
call and I yeah, I'm just really confused.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
I thought it went really well, so I want to
know what's up.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Okay, we'll tell us a little bit about the date.
Speaker 15 (17:27):
So, I mean, Tasha is dope, you now, I'm just
like attracted to her vibe, like right away, you know,
she's just the kind of person that's like effortless and
everything that she does. And oh man, the way she
knows about her life, the way she swings and moves,
I mean, it's just so natural and confident, like like
the dream woman, you know.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
What I mean, what was the thing that was most
dreaming about her?
Speaker 15 (17:50):
I mean, she's just like just so natural and confident, Like, Yeah,
she's the type of person that can walk up to
anybody and talk where I'm like super afraid to say
anything to anybody because I think they'll hate me.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
She just has this love for everybody that's just you
could feel it, you know.
Speaker 15 (18:05):
When she walks by, like a cashier at the She's
the type of person that says, hello, hell's your day.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
You know, I'm just like in and out the door,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
So she's a good influence on you. You guys balance each.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Other, I think, so. Yeah.
Speaker 15 (18:17):
Every time I see her talk to people, though, she
smiles and the way people smile back at her, it's
it's I'm melting over it.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Here, What did you guys do on your day?
Speaker 15 (18:27):
So I like to do like rock climbing, that's like
my hobby. So I thought i'd take her somewhere you
know where I'm comfortable. And she had told me that
she had never been. But you know what she like
was adventurous and fearless, and she was like, let's go,
even though she had like never done it before.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
So I thought it was a good opportunity.
Speaker 15 (18:44):
To me, like, you know, to do you know, like
that movie Ghosts where.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
He's like behind her making pottery.
Speaker 15 (18:50):
It would be me, but instead of like pottery, it's
helping her climb. I thought I was going to be like,
you know, the awesome guy here. But there was a
little like thing that happened while I was there, Like
I'm scared that that's the reason why she's probably not
calling me.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Why do you think she's not calling you?
Speaker 15 (19:07):
So when we were climbing, you know, things are going grave,
She's she's doing it. I'm being encouraging. And then as
I'm going up about halfway up the wall, like I
kind of slipped my foot and I panicked, and then
like I yelled to the blair below me, and I
was like, you know, yo, can you.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Know watch out?
Speaker 15 (19:24):
And it wasn't like a it wasn't like a manly yell,
you know, it was more like.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
A poddler losing his balloon kind of yelled.
Speaker 9 (19:32):
You know.
Speaker 15 (19:32):
It was just like instinctual, like I didn't have time.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
To about it.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
So you squeaked a little bit.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
Just just a little bit, you know. I left it off.
Speaker 15 (19:42):
We she just things, she was laughing, and I just
thought it wasn't doing I felt like we like shared
a moment, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Okay, well maybe this squeak did it.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I don't know that would This sounds kind of silly
to go somebody over squeak unless you keep squeaking.
Speaker 15 (19:59):
Which even after that, I was like really nervous, and
so I get like I have a thing where like
I get like really sweat you when.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
I get nervous. And I was trying my best.
Speaker 15 (20:06):
I wore like an undershirt and I was trying my
best to like not show it, but like I mean,
I sweat so much like he and my chalk back
turned into like paste.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 15 (20:14):
I basically left the gym looking like I had been
hosed down. Okay, And I was to say it was
not my sexiest moment.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
You know, Alejandro is on the phone and he's getting
ghosted by a woman named Tasha. So we're about to
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting him and maybe get him a second day if
he still wants one. But first, Alejandro, why don't you
break down your situation again real quick?
Speaker 5 (20:34):
All right? Cool?
Speaker 15 (20:34):
So, Tasha, you know I won a second day with her.
But on the first day, we went rock climbing, and
I was a little nervous, so.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
I kind of like had a squeal.
Speaker 9 (20:44):
At one point because I almost go off.
Speaker 15 (20:46):
And then I was sweating so much that I was
just basically drenched in my sweat And it will be
a good look. And I'm hoping that that's not the
reason why she won't call me that.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
I mean, all right, are you ready for us to
call her?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Peez? I'm doing here?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Tasha. Please,
Hey Tasha, how are you? This is a Jeubil show.
(21:27):
It's a radio show.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Hi, Tasha. I'm Nina. I'm Victoria and my name is Jubl.
What's up?
Speaker 9 (21:32):
Oh? Okay, Wow, I wasn't sexting.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
This be weird if you were. Have you ever listened
to the show before?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, I have sweets. Well, then you might have heard
a first date follow up before you know. It's the
segment where if you end up ghosting somebody, that person
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
And we got to email about you. Oh you did,
yes from Alejandro? Remember him?
Speaker 9 (22:01):
Yes too.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
It's been a while and you haven't called him back
and he is just wondering if you'll tell us why
you're ghosting him.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (22:13):
Like, honestly, he was sweating a lot, but that wasn't
the problem. And I mean he he was basically like
a human waterfall with like chalk paste ripping down his arms.
But the real reason is, well, we were climbing on
one of those like rock wall things and he slipped
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on the wall and when he slipped, he yelled and
it was so high pitched it was like a cartoon
character high pitched.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Okay, he told us about that. Yeah, I was a
little worried about it. He thought that is that the
reason you're ghosting? Because that's what he thought.
Speaker 10 (22:52):
Uh No, not exactly. He was making like a bunch
of noises when he was.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Climbing, Like what do you mean?
Speaker 10 (23:03):
No, he was making like weird like grunting sounds and
like not to be like too graphic or anything, but
I it made me like picture him doing like something else.
Speaker 9 (23:15):
And it really just turned me off.
Speaker 16 (23:18):
No, he's climbing rocks, squealing a little bit when he fell,
and then making grunting noises, and you were like, I
don't want to hear that in another bedroom type situation.
Speaker 10 (23:33):
Yeah, I mean she sounds like that now, Like I
don't even even want to think about what he's like.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
You know.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Oh wow, Well, thank you for telling us the reason why, Tasha.
I'll also let you know that Alejandro is on the
phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 10 (23:53):
Oh he's here, yessha.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
Is that really the reason? Come on, let's look.
Speaker 10 (24:02):
Craig cray right, I'm sorry, but no, I mean it is.
It is the recent.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Oh come on, you're gonna go see over that.
Speaker 15 (24:13):
Oh come on, hey, look, you know what, at least
you're thinking me that way, And I'm kind of happy
to think that you're thinking that.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
That's kind of cool. But look, come on.
Speaker 15 (24:21):
Over there, and look, you know, by the way, I
definitely do not sound like.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
That when that's going on.
Speaker 15 (24:28):
You know what I'm saying, like, you know, you don't
got to worry about that. Are you sure you promise
you I'll show you what's up.
Speaker 10 (24:37):
I don't know. Like all I can think about was
like you're looking at me and spelling and being like,
you know, like.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
I was going on that. I'm not used to. Those
are not regular sounds. I'll stick to the medium hard wall.
You got worry about that, baby, Just give me another chance.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, it's just animated.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Yeah, I mean you know I was working hard. I
was trying to impress you.
Speaker 15 (25:04):
But again, guarantee you that sound and that other sounded
completely different, completely different compartments.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
You like another date with Alejandro? Wi'll pay for it.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
I'm sorry, but no, really, how about we know we'll
hear it. You could take weird sounds doing not too
that's true.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Hey, I'll make whatever weird sounds you want me to make.
Just give me another second date. Yeah, I promise, I'll
make it up to you.
Speaker 15 (25:39):
Hey, look, they're gonna pay for it, so you know
we're not losing anything.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
At least we get a dinner together. I love that.
You know, things go well, we go back.
Speaker 15 (25:46):
You could take my mouth shut, you could take me up,
tie me up whatever you want?
Speaker 5 (25:52):
A second date?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Huh, what do you think Tasha just one more chance.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
I mean, you know.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
He's really willing to, Yeah, compromises. We're also jump into
conclusions on that you don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I mean, you know, I can't.
Speaker 10 (26:06):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I'm sorry, man, No second day for you?
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Well, can you say I appreciate you trying though.
Speaker 17 (26:18):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramires in a game of
trivia for Charlie Pooth tickets.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
And we'll meet our contestant in just a second.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
But don't forget every single hour on the forties today.
Your chance to win playoff tickets to the Seahawks game
on Saturday. And we'll be out before the game at
Victory Hall, right across from the stadium, hanging out from
three to five, So come hang out with us as well.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
We proably just don't mean he's gonna come by with
his friends.
Speaker 15 (27:01):
I know.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Thank you. All right, now let's meet today's contestant for
you Verus Victoria. Lisa. What's up, Lisao? How are you today?
Speaker 5 (27:10):
I'm doing gray?
Speaker 11 (27:11):
How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Wonderful? Thank you for asking.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Your mom has a friend named Lisa. She's a fun
time Lisa.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Are you a fun time as well?
Speaker 13 (27:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, Lisa, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right,
here we go, Lisa. Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
What is the only mammal capable of true flight? What
board game was originally called the Landlord's Game.
Speaker 9 (27:56):
Monopoly?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Which singer's real name is Stephanie Germanada?
Speaker 16 (28:03):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Lad? What vitamin is produced when human skin is exposed
to sunlight?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and
while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff,
here's a question for you, Lisa.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Have you ever streamed the Jebel show before.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Oh, where do you stream the.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Show at on the iron Heart Radio app?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
We didn't even didn't we know it's real.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
And for people who don't stream the show, it's a
whole different experience, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yes? Have you ever experienced anything so great in your life?
Speaker 17 (28:54):
No, it's just the greatest.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
From Lisa herself. Yes, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Victoria thirty seconds answered as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass. And you have
to beat Lisa outright to win. And Lisa, you can
tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
It's good.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Go fired up Beta. What's the only mammal capable of
true flight?
Speaker 7 (29:19):
Umm?
Speaker 4 (29:21):
I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I don't have to think. I don't have anythink. What's
a bird?
Speaker 4 (29:24):
I need a bird? I need a bird?
Speaker 6 (29:25):
A bird?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
As I answer, what board game was originally called The
Landlord's Game.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Should be like an Ostrich Wait monopoly?
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Which Singer's real name is Stephanie Germanada, steph What vitamin
is produced when human scan is exposed to sunlight? D
Which famous ship sank on its maiden voyage in nineteen twelve?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I got that in Let's send it over to the
scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 18 (29:54):
Our producer freeze. We actually got some right today, which
I was happy. We actually got to use my pen.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Lisa got too correct and Victoria won at the last
second or three.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Victoria is celebrating her one correct. But Lisa, you one
two to one. Congratulations you meat. Victoria you got three.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah, I thought you got one for I wasn't listening,
I guess bro Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry you did not
be Victoria, but you did get Charlie Pooth tickets just
for playing. All right, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
The bat is the only mammal capable of true flight.
Monopoly is the board game that was originally called the
Landlords game.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Lady Gaga is a much better name Landlord.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
The other one sounds more like fantation, like I don't
like it.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I don't like the way it sounds.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Lady Gaga is Stephanie Germanada. What vitamin D is the
vitamin you get when your skin is out in the sun.
And the Titanic is the famous ship that sank on
its maiden voyage.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Oh shanking, that's a conspiracy because everyone thinks for the
sister ship that actually thank it wasn't a Titanic.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
What's the sister ship? I've it's called, so remember what
it's called. Yeah, that's probably not.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Even hanging out with too long. That looks like you
guys read together.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Now, the big conspiracy is the Titanic is not actually
the one that think like that would perfectly fine.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
It's the sister ship that actually thank but for some
reason they wanted to cover it up.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Why, oh, we don't tell me. I'll look it up
all right, Thank you, Lisa, have a great day.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
Don't hang up though.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Only on the Jubile Show, Rachel is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater, and she thinks that
her boyfriend of five years named David might be messing around.
So we'll see if we can help her out. Rachel,
Sorry you're going through this, but what's up? Why do
you think David might be cheating on you?
Speaker 11 (32:00):
Well, okay, we've been together for five years, so I
know him very well, and his behavior is just like
things are changing, like the little things, and I'm starting
to notice it because it's becoming more and more things
every day like he always had this phone face down.
That's like a amuse saying that happens, yeah, face down
(32:21):
so I can't see his screen.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Okay, And it wasn't that way before.
Speaker 9 (32:26):
No, I mean like he was just never conscious about it.
Speaker 11 (32:28):
He tries to like, you know, do it like super
like nonchalant, but it's but it's like, okay, I just
saw what you did.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
It's not like.
Speaker 9 (32:37):
We're you know, it's not like we're having a conversation
and he's like, I'm gonna put.
Speaker 11 (32:40):
My my phone down just so I don't get any
distractions because I want to be talking to you. It's
just like it's like in the weirdest times, like we're
just like in the kitchen making some lunch and he's
like puts his phone face down, and I'm like okay,
and then you know, we have a door dash a down.
I wanted to like order DoorDash in my accountants been
kind of funny, so I was like, oh, here, give
(33:01):
me your phone. I'm want to order some door dosh
and he's like no, no, no, I got it. And I
was like I just like let me. I want to
see like what they have, like you know this place
that we ordered from like say they have new things
and stuff. And I'm like he's like no, no, like
you tell me you want.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
I was like, you wouldn't let you have the phone
to order the yourself.
Speaker 11 (33:19):
Yeah, Like he went on and he's like yeah yeah,
He's like.
Speaker 9 (33:21):
Oh, let's just do it on the computer.
Speaker 11 (33:23):
Like I'm like, okay, you know, do not disturb on
your phone like he's It was weird that it was on,
Like I've never seen him put it on before, and
he I think he had it on.
Speaker 9 (33:38):
So I was just like, I'm going to just make sure.
Speaker 11 (33:41):
So I went and texted him and nothing came up
on his phone and so I was like, okay, just
want to serve.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
On so if anything came through, that was like suspect
we wouldn't see it.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Wow, he's putting a lot of thought into this.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
I was going to say, there's a lot going on
here and last.
Speaker 11 (34:00):
Like this is like the most which is interesting. So
like he's like on a mission to get fit, which
I appreciate. And you know, we were really like we
were really into working out together for a long time
and then like you know, work kind of got a
little busy for him.
Speaker 9 (34:16):
So then like not so much, and then now he's.
Speaker 11 (34:18):
Like I've got to do it, and he's kind of
doing enough times and I can't really work out. But
he is gone for like two three hours at the gym.
He's like, I'm He's like, I'm I'm at the gym
for two I was like what, Like I'm at the
first time. I was like where are you? What's going on?
And he's like, I'm still at the gym. And I
hate to say this, but like his like nothing has
(34:39):
changed in his body, but he like literally is like
there every day. I feel so bad, but like he's
he's not like he's like I'm like, oh yeah, he's
like gaining muscle, like guys get muscles so fast and
there's like no change.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
And also like he comes home and he's like drenched
in sweats. I'm like, what are you doing somehow?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
So seems like it seems like he's been working out.
Speaker 11 (35:03):
Yeah, it seems like he's working out, but like he's
out of breath and like you know that like nothing
is changing.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Well okay, maybe his body just doesn't. I don't know.
That's wild.
Speaker 9 (35:16):
Yeah, Like I know his body, so like you can.
Speaker 11 (35:18):
Tell when he starts working out but it's weird because
like nothing's changing, but he looks like he's working out
because he comes home all sweating and.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
Out of breath.
Speaker 15 (35:28):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Rachel is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of five years named David might be cheating. So
we're about to call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at
and say that every single month, we choose one lucky
rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,
and we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend
Rachel or to somebody else. But before we do that, Rachel,
(35:50):
why don't you go over again real quick? Why you
think he might be cheating?
Speaker 9 (35:55):
Stone facing down all the time.
Speaker 11 (35:57):
The door dash thing was weird, Like I I wanted
to order door nash and my doornash has been weird,
and I was like, oh, let me, let's disorder on
your phone and he was like, oh, but I'll.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
Just do it.
Speaker 11 (36:07):
And I was like, okay, let me just see what
they have and he's like no, no, no, no no, And
then we eventually ended up going.
Speaker 9 (36:13):
To the computer because he was like, you know, I'm
just doing a computer.
Speaker 11 (36:20):
He's been working out, and like his body is not changing,
but he's definitely coming home sweaty and out of breast,
and so there's definitely some working out, some happening of something.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (36:34):
Overall, he's just being kind of shady.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
All right, Well, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 9 (36:38):
I am?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Hello, Hi, this is Corbet calling from I was looking
for our Rewards card member named David.
Speaker 9 (36:58):
Uh yeah, this is what's up.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Hi, David. Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with the big congratulations.
You're this month's winner.
Speaker 9 (37:07):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah that's cool.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
What I win?
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Oh? Well, you won the flowers?
Speaker 9 (37:14):
Oh I didn't know you guys did flowers?
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Okay, Oh yeah, maybe you haven't seen the ads in
the store.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
But anyway, every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards
member that gets a free gift from us, and it's
flowers delivered from our floral department to anybody that you want,
absolutely free. You've won thirty six long stim red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Okay, great. I guess this is cool.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
And it's very simple. All I would need from you
would be the first and last name of the person
you want to send them to, and then we'll get
if you want to put anything on a card and
the address and that'll be it.
Speaker 13 (37:47):
All right, Wow, all right, Let's send him to Bethany, Bethany.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Got it? Okay? And did you want to put anything
on the card to Bethany?
Speaker 5 (37:57):
Yeah? I do.
Speaker 13 (37:59):
Let's write a thank you for being so kind and
patient for my during my situation.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Kind and patient during your situation. Okay.
Speaker 13 (38:09):
I can't wait to afford my own place one day
so I can have you over.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Got it, got that down, Thank you very much, David.
And at this point I'll let you know this is
actually a radio show. It's called the Jubil Show.
Speaker 13 (38:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria, and my name is Jubal.
How are you?
Speaker 10 (38:25):
Uh what?
Speaker 6 (38:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:27):
We did a segment on our show that's called to
Catch a Cheeta where if you think your significant other
might be messing around you see you they some flowers too,
and your girlfriend Rachel is actually on the phone.
Speaker 9 (38:37):
Wow, what the hell, David?
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Like?
Speaker 5 (38:41):
What is this?
Speaker 15 (38:42):
Like?
Speaker 11 (38:43):
You can't wait to what like, have your own plate
so you can have beth Any over.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
What the hell?
Speaker 13 (38:51):
Yeah, I don't really think this is the forum.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Did we have this conversation? Then?
Speaker 9 (38:58):
When were you going to tell me?
Speaker 15 (39:00):
Like?
Speaker 5 (39:00):
Who is that?
Speaker 9 (39:01):
I mean, what are you talking about? It's Dave, it's
not a big deal. It's like, it's not what you
think it's.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
It's not a big deal.
Speaker 9 (39:09):
I mean you always have your phone down.
Speaker 11 (39:11):
You literally are so weird with.
Speaker 9 (39:14):
Me looking at your phone at I didn't give a moment.
Speaker 11 (39:16):
You've been gone for like, you know, three hours every day,
Like what is.
Speaker 9 (39:21):
It that you're what do you think? Like, like, what
are you happening? What are you happening?
Speaker 5 (39:26):
I mean I'm going to the gym.
Speaker 13 (39:27):
Obviously you're seeing me come back sweaty and like out
of breath. I'm in there working working out, So that's.
Speaker 9 (39:33):
Not what's really? Are you really working hard?
Speaker 5 (39:38):
For sure?
Speaker 11 (39:38):
But like are you going to the gym because your
body has not changed one bit?
Speaker 5 (39:43):
What is God told me it takes time. I started
taking riotine.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
It just takes a.
Speaker 11 (39:48):
Minute, three hours night, And why are you talking about
this when you haven't told me who the Stephanie is
who is she?
Speaker 9 (39:55):
And what situations?
Speaker 11 (39:56):
And you can afford your own place? Like what to
have her over? What are you talking about?
Speaker 13 (40:02):
All right?
Speaker 5 (40:03):
Fine? Whatever?
Speaker 13 (40:06):
Yeah, So I've been seeing this girl. Her name is Bethany,
and I told her I live with my ex, but
I sleep on the couch and hopefully I'll be getting
my own place soon. And that's the situation.
Speaker 9 (40:20):
Really, what, Steve, how long has this been going on? Like?
What do you How long have you been talking to
this bestinting girl? What's the.
Speaker 13 (40:31):
Well, I'm being honest now, so I might as well
just kind of come clean.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
We've been hanging out for about a month and a half.
You know.
Speaker 13 (40:39):
When I've been saying I'm going to the gym, it's
to kind of really hang out with her. And when
I get home, I'll park the car and you know
a little bit ways down the road and I'll just
jack up all the heat in the car and get
all sweaty and do some jump of jacks and flanks
and whatever to get that's wow.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Why I come home sweaty?
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Dude, you don't even sound sorry at all.
Speaker 9 (41:05):
Yeah, you're a psychopath. You're psychopath. You're not only cheating
on me, but then you're like.
Speaker 11 (41:10):
Going through all this effort and like being in your
car and I'm putting on the here like a freak show,
Like what the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 5 (41:21):
I don't I don't know what's wrong with me?
Speaker 13 (41:23):
You know, I'm trying to go to therapy and try to.
Speaker 9 (41:29):
Sing with me and just helping me. Oh god, a
vulnerable help me.
Speaker 11 (41:38):
Wow, you're I just found out on my bri five
years has been cheating on me.
Speaker 14 (41:44):
And it's like a psychopath telling me lies every single day,
trying to like get his like next relationship in order
so that like this relationship just dissolves, Like like what
I just I can't believe you, Like this is just crazy.
I just I'm done. I'm done, and congratulations, I am
your ax now. So I'm kicking you out of the
so you can go live with.
Speaker 9 (42:04):
Stepany But babe, can we talk about this later?
Speaker 4 (42:09):
This guy?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
No, no, this is just in right here on The
Jewel Show.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
This year marks the twenty year anniversary of Hannah Montana.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Oh Yeah, and the two year anniversary of Prince Andrew
losing interest in her.
Speaker 5 (42:27):
Time.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
The cleverly named segment Real News or Fake News, where
we read you no, Prince Andrew's a pever.
Speaker 18 (42:37):
Yeah, that was kind of like a political joke.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah. Give you a news story that's gone viral for
the week, and you have to tell me if it's
a fake one or a real news story. Here's your
first headline for real news or fake news. Chinese man
claims his body randomly grew a sweet potato.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
In an unsweet place.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
Chinese man his body randomly grew sweet potato in an
unsweet place. Here's the story, and you have to tell
me if it's a made up one that people actually
believed or a real story. A man in Chindu, China,
arrived in an emergency room after discovering that a seven
inch long sweet potato had taken up an unexpected residency.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
In his dark nether regions. Oh.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
One of the attending physicians later joked in a statement,
I've removed many curious things from people's rare baggage, but
this particular root companion definitely wins the gold medal. The
man did have to have surgery to have it removed
and is doing okay. He claims he had no idea
how it got there, and it grew naturally. It was
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retrieved successfully and he was sent home with a stern
sweet potatoes got in the mouth.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Only morning, Nina.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Is that a true story or a fake news story
that people believe?
Speaker 3 (43:55):
I'm gonna go with real, just because not that long
ago we did a story about all the things people
put in their case. Yeah, so this feels like it's
in that real cat the show and it's becoming.
Speaker 6 (44:06):
Is this a theme like fault?
Speaker 4 (44:08):
That's not our fault?
Speaker 1 (44:09):
People are doing that?
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Victoria Chinese man says he grows a sweet potato in
an unsweet place?
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Is that a real headline or a fake one?
Speaker 4 (44:20):
I'm gonna go to the real That's so.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
That's the best part.
Speaker 6 (44:26):
I'm gonna go with the real real.
Speaker 8 (44:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
The best part is the excuse saying that it naturally.
Speaker 6 (44:31):
That's why I thought it was real. That sounds like
somebody would.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Say, and of course that is a real news.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Songs pretty much guarantee anytime you see one of those,
that's humans.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Man, we're like putting things where things shouldn't go.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
You guys, we never grow up leg on their nose
at three.
Speaker 6 (44:51):
There some other places.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Here's another headline for real news or fake news? A
segment where I read a new story that's gone viral
this week, and you have to tell me if it's
a real story or a fake one that people actually believed.
NASA confirms alarming broadcast signal from interstellar object three i
at lists as it turns around and heads.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Toward Earth's awesome.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Now, if you don't know much about three I at Lists,
it's the some people are calling a comet, some people
saying it might not be a comet, it might be
an actual spaceship. But it passed by its closest position
to Earth back in December, and it has yeah, it's
been heading toward Jupiter. But NASA now confirms that an
alarming broadcast signal has come from interstellar object three i
at lists and it is turning around. Astronomers tracking the
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interstellar object known as three Aetlists have confirmed a surprising development.
The object appears to have subtly altered its trajectory and
is now moving back toward the Inner Solar System, including
Earth's orbital neighborhood. They say it's not a sudden turn,
it's more like a sustained adjustment, which is kind of creepy.
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And NASA went on to say that a narrow bron
bad and broad narrowed Sorry.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
A narrow band radio emission.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Was detected from three i AT lists last week and
has now been partially decoded following analysis by an international
team of linguists and signal processing experts. According to the agency,
the transmission was not a random noise, but a structured
signal encoded using symbolic patterns closely matching ancient Mesopotamian kudaa
form wow, a writing system dating back over five thousand years,
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and researchers caution that the translation remains provisional, but the
most stable interpretation of the de coded sequence reads, we
observed you before you learned. We observed you before you
learned to write. We observed you before you learned to write.
We returned to measure what remains yikes. NASA stress that
the original intent of the signal are still under review
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and people shouldn't freak out. Basically, is that any real
fake news story that people actually believed.
Speaker 6 (46:54):
You don't want me to freak out.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
I'm believing it right now. I want to go with real.
They're coming for a they just.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
Want to see what we've learned so far.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
It's not much.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
So you look at that first news story. Yeah, sure,
I think Victoria. Is that a real news story or
a fake news story? NASA confirms alarming broadcasting from Illerstender
Interstellar Object three.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
I at lists as it turns around and heads toward Ears.
I'm gonna go fake fake.
Speaker 4 (47:18):
Yeah, that that ship seems way too big a turn
around that quick.
Speaker 18 (47:21):
Producer freeze. I'm gonna go fake just to soothe myself.
It is a fake news story.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
I was really hoping it was real.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Over It's cool ten million shares though over ten million
people clearly believed it and think that three Eye out
Lists is coming here and that they sent a message
in old Mesopotamian writing form.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
But does that feel very far fetched? No? Not really. No,
No it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
It doesn't.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
No, we have robots. No, it's not far fetched. Here's
another headline for real news or fake news. A segment
where I read a new story from the week after
telling me if it's a fake one or real a
real news story. Here's the headline, The rats are on
crack in Houston. That's the headline, The rats are on
crack in Houston. Houston Police Department confirmed this week that
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an evident storage facility containing roughly one hundred and eighty
tons of confiscated narcotics has been compromised not by cartel members, hackers,
or corrupt insiders, but by what officials are now calling
highly motivated population of drug addicted mice. According to police,
the rodents gained access into the evidence locker through ventilation
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gaps and utility conduits, quickly identifying and targeting specific narcotics
with what investigators describe as disturbing accuracy. Early reports indicate
the mice show a strong preference for powdered substances, chewing
through packaging to access cocaine. Met them that I meine
and heroin, while largely ignoring the bulk of your items
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like bricks of marijuana.
Speaker 6 (48:56):
They they can't disposable thumbs.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Is that a real news story or a fake news story?
Speaker 2 (49:02):
People actually believe the rats are on cracking Houston, Nina.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
I'm gonna have to go with real, just because that's
what I'm saying for every story.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Today, Victoria, the rats are on cracking Houston. That's real, real, Producer, Freeze,
you think the rats are on cracking Houston.
Speaker 6 (49:18):
Nina's lived in New York. I gotta believe it. Yeah,
it's real.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
That you didn't know. The rats are on cracking.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Brought to you by Michael Schudbino in Auburn, your Home
from Machino.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
This is a really random story because there's a TikToker
that is claiming that the beebers are threatening her freedom
of speech.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
The beavers.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
The beavers, not just one of them, both of them.
I'll tell you that story in just a second. But first, Victoria,
I think you'll really like this one because it's about
Gracie Abrams.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
Did you hear that she's making her acting debut? No way?
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Yeah, So she's making her acting debut in a movie
called Please. But the kicker is it's the same people
or the same director as the movie Baby Girl. Now,
if you remember, Baby Girl was the movie with Nicole
Kidman that had her on the floor and drinking milk.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
Out of that bowl.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
Why I can't I can't drink milk the same after.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
That, So you've never seen it. It's quite explicit.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
So I just was and I don't want to say
I'm surprised or expecting this movie to be exactly the same,
but it's by the same director, So Gracy Abrams.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Is gonna be in it?
Speaker 4 (50:27):
Do we know what she like her role?
Speaker 3 (50:28):
Or it doesn't have all of the details, no plot
details yet, we just know it's the same Lives baby girl.
And I was like, oh, gracye April's gonna grow up
right in front of us.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Huh. What was Bigy Girl about? Remember that was the
one with Nicole Kidman.
Speaker 3 (50:40):
How she was at work and she had a younger
boyfriend that she was having an affair with, and it
was this whole like he dominated her kind of a
thing type thing kind of she was super submissive.
Speaker 4 (50:51):
It was very like more dominating and submissive I feel
like than fifty shades.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:56):
Like she would pretend to be an animal on the ground,
like a cat or like to talk, I don't remember
which one. He would ask, and she would like drink
milk out of a bowl on the floor.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
It would be so fun to be an actor to
do that for like six months.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
I mean, like watching it is kind of confusing. You're like,
I don't know if this is hot or if this
is disturbing, you know, whatever it is. Yeah, but yeah,
gay Gracie, go ahead and get your acting debut on.
I love Jubel, I think you'll like this story. I
really thought of everybody in the room today. So the
Guinness Book of World Records has a new record for
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the longest keepy.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
Uppie what whoa? It's called the keepy uppie record Records.
Otherwise it can go a lot different ways.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
It could, it absolutely could, but it's just another word
for juggling with.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
A soccer ball.
Speaker 10 (51:45):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
So it's a Swedish soccer player who broke the keepy
uppie record by keeping hit by using only his knees, chest,
head and feet for twenty eight hours so long and
two seconds. And I did think of you, Jubil, because
you play keepy uppie with your sack.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
Yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't even last a minute
in all sorts of ways.
Speaker 5 (52:08):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (52:08):
I'm sad the hacky sack because you play with it like.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
That and it's like it's in the head, gets frustrated
and just checks it.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
Work on your keep up. That's crazy. Twenty eight hours.
That's twenty eight hours moments the two seconds.
Speaker 3 (52:20):
Can you imagine you need to work on your keepy
uppy games to really train to keep your keepy upy up?
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Wow? You know you have who calls it keep you uppy? Yeah,
that's really funny.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
Okay, that's like over a day of just staying awake
and hitting the ball over and over and over again.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
He was so long. It's so long. He was allowed
a fifteen minute break every three hours. Oh never mind,
then whatever you got a break in thought it was
no break. What is he gonna do? Just go to
the bathroom his pants?
Speaker 6 (52:52):
I mean records, they are weird like that.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
Oh well, not with the keepy uppie. Why call it news,
it's what's trending. Okay.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
Lastly, there's a TikToker named Julie Thiast who is saying
that the biebers are threatening her freedom of speech. That's
because she's been going on her TikTok talking about how
their relationship is toxic and how it is like they're
giving different examples of how it's an abusive relationship and
why you shouldn't want to be like them. So the
Bieber's decided to hit her with a cease and desist. Duh,
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I mean to try to get her to stop making
these videos. And she's like, it's my opinion, but I
don't think you have that right.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
But like is she citing actual facts from their relationship
things that have gone on that nobody knows about. I mean,
she doesn't have any facts, right, So what's she going
off of?
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Because as far as I know, I don't need her opinion,
Like I guess you see them on social media, following
and unfollowing each other. People report on that. But other
than that, you don't hear much about things that go
on between them, do you.
Speaker 3 (53:52):
I mean unless you're one of their friends and like
have direct knowledge of anything that's been happening.
Speaker 4 (53:57):
Like yeah, no, you're just using based off like what
you see is what you say in like you form
your opinion, but you're talking like I don't know. You
wouldn't want someone doing that about your relationship, so like
come on, like.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
Off, Well that's why she's calling it free.
Speaker 3 (54:08):
I mean even here, like we're quote unquote professionals, and
you have to use words like allegedly and stuff like that.
Otherwise it's considered defamation that if I were supposed to, yes,
you're supposed to.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
I think I don't know, keep you up.
Speaker 3 (54:22):
I am very conscious of that because just because like
we we don't know for a fact, and also you
don't want to be spreading facts that aren't facts.
Speaker 1 (54:30):
Yeah, so anyway, she thinks her freedom of speech for
an absolute fact that they've already broken up. So whatever.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
Season to Kentucky's a fact. You heard it here first, maybe, and.
Speaker 3 (54:45):
You can post a picture with your seasoned desist letter
because she did that.
Speaker 1 (54:48):
Too, Oh she did, yeah, of course. And he's moved
to the Netherlands.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
And he's working on his keepy ups all the time
and skipping around.
Speaker 1 (54:56):
That's what he's doing. Proven fact.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
Okay, because of that girl social media.
Speaker 5 (55:06):
Jules dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 12 (55:12):
Yeah, give me just to say I got a spy.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
You got a spy.
Speaker 5 (55:18):
My wife a species.
Speaker 1 (55:22):
It sounds like for good reason though.
Speaker 5 (55:24):
I know right, I haven't even told her.
Speaker 12 (55:27):
It was crazy, okay, it's nothing infidetic even nothing like that.
It was it was like this one night, right, it
was our I believe that it was our honeymoon.
Speaker 5 (55:43):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (55:43):
You know, me and my wife, we were drinking all
the other day because we were in Las Vegas sun. Yeah,
you know, we're enjoying our time. You know, we get
to this I see this place. It's like it's like.
Speaker 5 (55:57):
This little bar thing.
Speaker 12 (55:58):
It says dollar, but most you know, I'm like, yes,
I'm in there, you know what I mean. Like, and
so I get to these and I'm trying to buff
up my chest in front of my wife and tell her. Now,
you know, I am going to drink all these mimosas
you know, I get sick. Okay, I am pretty messed
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up at this point. We go back to the place, right,
and I go to sleep. You know, she's sleeping with me,
and you know, I decided I had to pass some
gas and the yeah, a little bit of something happened.
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It got on the sheet, and I was like so embarrassed,
you know what I mean, Like, oh my god, what
kind of.
Speaker 5 (56:56):
Excuse that am I going to have? The damn she's
abouted here.
Speaker 1 (57:02):
Well, she's sleeping in them right, No, she's like on
the side of me.
Speaker 12 (57:06):
I was turned the other way and then yeah, she's
sleeping on them. And then I don't know what I
did or what I said, but I was like, she's
the coros. Oh he was on the floor. We're gonna
have to get them washed. And that was that.
Speaker 5 (57:23):
She looked at it. She was like, Okay, yeah, I
don't know what's.
Speaker 1 (57:25):
Going on over here.
Speaker 12 (57:27):
It was the most embarrassing thing I think I've ever
had to do.
Speaker 3 (57:33):
So she thought that what you did was already on
the sheet, or she just never saw it and you
just pretended they were dirty.
Speaker 12 (57:39):
I think she heard she ever seen it. Don't know
what excuse I came up with. I can't remember, and
I remember it was so smooth, and.
Speaker 6 (57:48):
I believed it.
Speaker 9 (57:52):
Yeah, it was pretty bad.
Speaker 15 (57:53):
That was that was.
Speaker 5 (57:55):
She was pretty knocked out too, so I had a chance.
Speaker 12 (57:57):
To hop in the shower and then like back.
Speaker 1 (58:00):
To bed, and she doesn't she still doesn't know. No,
she doesn't know. She doesn't know she married Ben my.
Speaker 5 (58:09):
Voice, and which is fine.
Speaker 1 (58:11):
I don't really care.
Speaker 5 (58:13):
But you know, she doesn't know about the story.
Speaker 12 (58:17):
Share this with somebody, because I know it's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (58:21):
It's impressive that you were able to play that off
without her knowing.
Speaker 4 (58:24):
I was gonna say, if I don't know how it happened,
if my husband won't give the middle of the night,
said sheets her dirty sweetheart, we need to get a wash.
I'd been like, would do it in the morning. I
went back to bed.
Speaker 5 (58:35):
I don't know how it worked. I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (58:39):
Well, thank you for telling us your dear little secret.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
I have a going What's your dirty little secret? Text
shubil to four one oh sixty one
This is a heart is true. You are pell and.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Ready invited everyone just a little you.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the car
detached would say.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and
the Jewel Show is no different.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Why it's the Jewel Show with your drunk ant Nina him.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Fine and
our newest member of the show, the hip divorcee who
loves playing Call of Duty as much as he loves
his college age daughter. Producer Freeze Hello. And then there's me.
I'm Jewel and this is the Jewbil Show, and it's
the time of week where we check in and see
what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
So, Nina, what's up with you this week? I have
a little bit of a problem.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
And I know that it's CMI, but I don't care
because it's very uncomfortable. I've been walking around with weggies
non stop, and this is the problem.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
The problem is I gained.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
A little bit of weight over the holidays, so my
undergarments are a little bit tighter than they should be undergarments.
I don't know, I mean, I feel that's a better
way to say, Grandma. They're not Grandma's undergarments, I'll tell
you that much, but they are.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
A little bit too tight. I refuse to go buy
new ones. This is absolutely insane.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Why I just be comfortable?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Because why it's expensive? I just got these and now
all of a sudden they're too small. I'm really I
don't know, I'm frustrated. I'm frustrated.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
It would be frustrating the time.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
It is frustrating, perpetual, and it's like my own fault.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Though, so that's my punishment, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
But I had that issue buying jeans when I was
younger and buy like a bigger size or whatever. But
they realized, I'm like, man, just be comfortable, So just
go buy the new undergarments.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Victoria up with you this week?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Guy?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
The coolest thing happened to me this weekend. I mean
technically not cool because also almost got.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Kicked out of the bar.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
But that's beside the point, because the really cool thing
is I needed quarters the other day because the bar
I was in had these little what are they called
pimpball machines and I really wanted to play, but I
needed quarters. So I was looking at my wallet I
didn't have any, but apparently I had almost three hundred bucks,
like no, unfortunately not mill Hills.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh okay, I thought you had a big jar with
three hundred dollarswhere.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
No it was.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
But I did never have cash on me, and I
was like, where did this come from? It's like magic,
It's like Santa came over night and just put some
money in my wallet and then left.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
So I thought that was really cool.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
So that I grabbed the dollar, I threw it over
a ledge at the bar, and then I got trouble
by the bartender, So that part wasn't cool, But so
I got my quarters to play.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
The bartender got mad at you for throwing money at them.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Money over there's like a ledge and that went down
to the first floor and I didn't want to walk
down to the first floor to get quarters.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You threw money from the second floor out of the bartender.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I'd be annoyed too if I was a bartender.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
My friend was down there money friend to give to
the bartender.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Okay, I thought you were throwing it out of the bartender, like, hey,
bring me some cords?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Did you just throwing up?
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Did you ever figure out where the three hundred dollars came.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
From No, Actually, I don't think about that.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Just cool.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Congratulations producer Freeze.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
What's up with you this week?
Speaker 7 (03:26):
I'm just realizing that I'm ill prepared for my daughter's
visit this weekend, and I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, I don't get though.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
I keep like thinking of things that I haven't ordered.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
Oh, I don't have a trash can in the bathroom yet,
so let me go buy that. I'm just like thinking
of everything that I haven't put into the apartment yet.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
So what do you have at your apartment?
Speaker 7 (03:47):
My bed, couch, television, I had the cable hooked.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Up or a cable like the internet, the WiFi.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
I was gonna I have all the necessities for a bachelor.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
But you know, my daughter coming. I'm like, what I did?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Blankets makers place a little more elegant.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Yeah, Like, I've ordered a bunch.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Of stuff last night, last second that they're coming, and
and like I've looked online and they're coming between seven
am and eleven am, which is the time I'm here.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
And I'm like, when does she get into town late
on Friday night?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Time to decorate? Yeah, trive to target. I know Amazon,
you don't have to.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Go anywhere I'm doing. I'm doing a bunch of Amazon.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
But Amazon, you order something and then you think you
have it, and then you get the return email and
they're like they give you like five out of you know,
seven things.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
You know, like I needed those two pays. Now I
got to go to the store anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
The color schemer you going, oh, yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
That's not happening.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
So I literally asked.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
The other day, I said, do you need a blanket?
Where'd you'd like a sleeping bag?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Ming?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Was got on with you? Well?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
My new song out January twenty third, Please pre save
that if you can. I'm only trying to get one
hundred people to pre save the song. I don't know
what it's at right now, but it shouldn't be too bad,
right I feel like there might be more than one
hundred people listening to this right now. Not totally sure,
but if you just type my name on Spotify or
wherever you get your music, it'll go there.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
And you can check it out.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Also, I'm very happy because I don't trip about much
in life right Like, if my car gets scratched whatever,
I'll figure it out. I lose things, I'll figure it out,
you know, and I lost my ID recently. For about
three weeks, I couldn't find my ID. Oh, and I
didn't go get a new one because I'm like, it'll
show up some point in my life. Right, I'm still
waiting for the passport that I can't find. But I
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took my laundry to one of those places that does
your laundry of the laundromats.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Wait, you didn't just do your laundry at home?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
No? You kidding me. I can't even make an appointment
to get a new license in three weeks. You think
I might be doing laundry, my love, I do, but
I tink it to one of those places, so they
just do it and they folded and everything for you.
But I took it there just the other day.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And then I get a text from being like, Hey,
do you realize your license was in this?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
I don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Things will just come back to you. So I'm very
happy that I found my license, right. Thanks. It's another
Jebile phone frame Weday mornings on the twenties. Hello.
Speaker 8 (06:31):
Hi, this is Juniper and I'm calling from storage. I
was looking for Miles.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
This is Miles. Is something wrong with he is?
Speaker 8 (06:47):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Miles, Hi, what's going on?
Speaker 8 (06:53):
Well, how are you doing today?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
It's fine, I'm kind of busy, man. What's happening to.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
Yes, I'm calling from Stories to inform you that there's
been an intruder. Intruder alert. I guess that's what this is.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
Like in my unit.
Speaker 8 (07:15):
Yes, there's been entry into your unit.
Speaker 9 (07:20):
Uh, how it's locked?
Speaker 10 (07:23):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
A break in in your unit? And so I felt
I must call you.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Okay, the person have been stopped or caught.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
They've gone three blocks of photos, uh photos others that
you've had. Nothing has been taken. I don't think, but
we need you to come down and.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
All right, listen, I can't come right now.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Is there any serious issue?
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Can you? When can you come to the unit?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
I don't know, man, I'm pretty busy today. Is it
anything else stolen?
Speaker 8 (08:05):
You can come anytime night to the unit and take
a look at it and see if anything's been taken.
It just seems that they've gone through the boxes and
maybe looked at some of your personal items, perhaps wore
some of them.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
War Have you called the police or.
Speaker 11 (08:27):
No?
Speaker 8 (08:27):
I have not alerted authorities yet. I typically don't like
to involve the police and matters. Would you like me
to call the authorities? I can do that for you. Yes,
we find it's great. It's better if you just come
down and look at it yourself.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Okay, I can come in an hour.
Speaker 12 (08:46):
Are you going to be there an hour? Yes?
Speaker 8 (08:48):
Because I can. You can stay here an hour? Yes,
and you just come to the unit and let yourself
in and then close it behind you.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
What?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (08:59):
Why would I close it behind just.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
To make sure that nobody is able to see inside
the unit door that nobody else can.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Are you going to be there to meet me?
Speaker 8 (09:09):
Yes, I'll be meeting you.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
What okay?
Speaker 8 (09:16):
Yes, when you're here in the unit, I'll be here.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
I'm sorry, dude, this sounds really creepy.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
You're going to be waiting in the unit.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
Just come inside the storage unit and close the door
behind you, and you'll be able to see what the
process is.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
No, dude, that's what are you talking about? That so creepy?
Can I meet you in the front? Cool? Why are
you in my unit? So creepy? You're going to be
in my like, waiting for me in my unit.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
Waiting for you myself?
Speaker 9 (09:50):
All right?
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Well, please don't deliert the authorities. I don't need them
called again.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Again?
Speaker 9 (09:56):
What are you talking about? Broken into?
Speaker 10 (10:02):
Yeah, I'm calling the cops.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Sounds like you're some kind of maniac waiting to do
something to me in my own unit.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Guilty is charged?
Speaker 8 (10:10):
Yeah, excuse me, I didn't say anything.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah, you said guilty as charge. I heard you, dude.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Sometimes sometimes the outside my inside voice turns to my
outside voice when I don't mean it too.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
But yes, please get here quick. I can't wait to
meet you.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
No, I'm not comming. I'm calling the cops getting them there.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Okay, well then I'll just let you know this.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your wife set you up.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
It's a joke. She said that you have a storage
unie you keep stuff in and wanted me to creep
you out.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Dude.
Speaker 13 (10:51):
I was picturing like a buffalo bell or something from
Files Lamb, and you were getting me that creepy boys man,
wake up.
Speaker 14 (10:59):
Every morning with Jubile Phone Franks weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. Brought to you by
muckleshod Bingo in Auburn, your home from Machineo. It's time
for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
It feels like every couple days we're doing a report
on Waimo and where these cars are getting stuck. But
today I'm going to tell you about another type of
vehicle that is running and ruining the streets. So there's
something else we're gonna need to worry about while driving.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
The horses, right, those don't ever have a chance to
malfunction at all and just start sprinting out of nowhere.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
I've actually been thrown off of a horse. Yeah, it's terrifying.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
A lot of that happens when the horse senses your you,
so you must have been freaking out for it to
freak out.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
I was like thirteen, holding on to the back of
my uncle.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
My uncle was it was his horse, and he had
me on the back wrapped around him, and randomly the
other horse got jealous because.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
It was the older horse and didn't usually have you know,
nobody riding on it.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
But it had a hurt hoof, so we didn't ride
that one rode the young one, and the young one
freaked out you off.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I only ridden a horse once, and yeah, they're very empathetic,
like these in the therapy and stuff like that. Yeah,
the horse that I rode it kept looking back at
me like with this angry side eye, and I'm like,
what'd you do?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I don't know. I was like, this horse does not
like me. I feel you. Yeah at else.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Well, I'll tell you what the problem is, and it's
not horses. And that's coming up in a second. But first,
if you experience social anxiety ever, in any type of situation,
just no, you're not alone.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
So does Nick Jonas.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Now he hasn't been very secretive about experiencing social anxiety,
but this is coming up because if you happen to
catch the Golden Globes over the weekend, at one point
he got up, left his table and went outside, and
there are pictures and footage of him standing underneath a tree,
sipping on some water and kind of just you know,
touching his face kind of anxiously. So some people started
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to speculate because he was that he was getting anxiety,
and finally like he spoke up and he's like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
That's what it was. That's what it was.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Yeah, how you normal by talking about it?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
True?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Why they were making it a big deal, like let
him have his like space.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I don't think anybody was like saying anything bad about
it more than they were just identifying it because so
many people experience social anxiety and can't handle being in
those types of situations, and so it's almost like, I
don't know, celebrating him is the face of social anxiety.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's good that he says it, because some people wouldn't,
you know, and not just however you say it perpetuates
the shame, thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
It perpetuates the shame that people have in their own anxiety.
When everybody deals with anxiety to some sort of level.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Knowing that somebody on that level has it makes somebody
who has it because I've dealt with anxiety issues and
it's one of those things like you think you're the
only one going through it, so that just compounds it
makes worse talking about it is.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
So he is the face of it today. Just like
you love perman No, I do too.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
He's been actually really opened about a lot of things. Now,
this is actually kind of interesting and not surprising. How
much money do you think we spend a year on
viral trends on TikTok? And I don't mean like making
the videos, I mean buying the things that are trending.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Oh, I would say fifteen hundred dollars at least oh
a person.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yeah, okay, I would say around two thousand a person.
Could you think about it like you was a tripod
over here, but we also got like two other tripods
in the back and the same one. It's like, and
that's just one thing. And then Nina all of your lights,
I know. Oh yeah, we spend a lot of money
on this stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Well you're both kind of right because the answer is
sixteen hundred dollars per per person, which is quite a bit,
but overall the financial impact is an estimated eight point
seven billion dollars spent annually just on these trends. And
then they went even further to ask how long you
use these things that you bought, and it's six to
twelve months and then you drop off. So although this
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tripods pretty legit, if you want the link we got you, yeah,
people will buy it.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Just make a trend.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
And lastly, the one thing that we may need to
start worrying about on the roads right now, it's happening
in China. They have driverless delivery vans, which in theory
is probably great because people are ordering things all the time.
But instead of having way most stories, they have these
delivery van stories where they've got pictures and videos of
them getting stuck in cement, bouncing around roads, rolling over
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vegetables that people had left out on the road, and
then like somehow it just like drives over.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It dtable, It drove over vegetables.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, and then they're all around on the ground.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
You go around.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Squirrels by every day.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
There's ten thousand robo vans in three hundred cities, and
there's one that's going super viral of the van shaking
as it goes over all of this gravel and potholes,
Like it doesn't drive around him, it just goes through them, and.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
It's just it's just bouncing all the way through.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
So anyway, I'm just assuming if it's over there now,
it's probably gonna come here eventually.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
I mean, that sounds like it's doing a better job
than our half of our drivers here.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Or like, I mean, the benefit is they don't have
people in them at all, but you still need to
steer clear because I can see it hitting people.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
So we'll get it out and get out of its
way robo vans. Anyway, that's what's trending.
Speaker 11 (16:41):
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Speaker 2 (16:49):
Alejandro is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Tasha.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call her and
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him. But first, Alejandro,
how long has it been since you heard from Tasha?
Speaker 12 (17:01):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Man, Yeah, thanks for having me. It's been a couple
of days now, last weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Actually, okay, that's not too bad. How did you guys
leave it after the date?
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I mean, I thought it went really well.
Speaker 15 (17:12):
So I'm like, you know, a little stress over here
because I thought we were gonna kick it off right away, you.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 15 (17:18):
And I don't want to be the first one a
call and I yeah, I'm just really confused.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
I thought it went really well, so I want to
know what's up.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Okay, we'll tell us a little bit about the date.
Speaker 15 (17:27):
So, I mean, Tasha is dope, you now, I'm just
like attracted to her vibe, like right away, you know,
she's just the kind of person that's like effortless and
everything that she does. And oh man, the way she
knows about her life, the way she swings and moves,
I mean, it's just so natural and confident, like like
the dream woman, you know.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
What I mean, what was the thing that was most
dreaming about her?
Speaker 15 (17:50):
I mean, she's just like just so natural and confident, Like, Yeah,
she's the type of person that can walk up to
anybody and talk where I'm like super afraid to say
anything to anybody because I think they'll hate me.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
She just has this love for everybody that's just you
could feel it, you know.
Speaker 15 (18:05):
When she walks by, like a cashier at the She's
the type of person that says, hello, hell's your day.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
You know, I'm just like in and out the door,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
So she's a good influence on you. You guys balance each.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Other, I think, so. Yeah.
Speaker 15 (18:17):
Every time I see her talk to people, though, she
smiles and the way people smile back at her, it's
it's I'm melting over it.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Here, What did you guys do on your day?
Speaker 15 (18:27):
So I like to do like rock climbing, that's like
my hobby. So I thought i'd take her somewhere you
know where I'm comfortable. And she had told me that
she had never been. But you know what she like
was adventurous and fearless, and she was like, let's go,
even though she had like never done it before.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
So I thought it was a good opportunity.
Speaker 15 (18:44):
To me, like, you know, to do you know, like
that movie Ghosts where.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
He's like behind her making pottery.
Speaker 15 (18:50):
It would be me, but instead of like pottery, it's
helping her climb. I thought I was going to be like,
you know, the awesome guy here. But there was a
little like thing that happened while I was there, Like
I'm scared that that's the reason why she's probably not
calling me.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Why do you think she's not calling you?
Speaker 15 (19:07):
So when we were climbing, you know, things are going grave,
She's she's doing it. I'm being encouraging. And then as
I'm going up about halfway up the wall, like I
kind of slipped my foot and I panicked, and then
like I yelled to the blair below me, and I
was like, you know, yo, can you.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Know watch out?
Speaker 15 (19:24):
And it wasn't like a it wasn't like a manly yell,
you know, it was more like.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
A poddler losing his balloon kind of yelled.
Speaker 9 (19:32):
You know.
Speaker 15 (19:32):
It was just like instinctual, like I didn't have time.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
To about it.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
So you squeaked a little bit.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
Just just a little bit, you know. I left it off.
Speaker 15 (19:42):
We she just things, she was laughing, and I just
thought it wasn't doing I felt like we like shared
a moment, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Okay, well maybe this squeak did it.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I don't know that would This sounds kind of silly
to go somebody over squeak unless you keep squeaking.
Speaker 15 (19:59):
Which even after that, I was like really nervous, and
so I get like I have a thing where like
I get like really sweat you when.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
I get nervous. And I was trying my best.
Speaker 15 (20:06):
I wore like an undershirt and I was trying my
best to like not show it, but like I mean,
I sweat so much like he and my chalk back
turned into like paste.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 15 (20:14):
I basically left the gym looking like I had been
hosed down. Okay, And I was to say it was
not my sexiest moment.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
You know, Alejandro is on the phone and he's getting
ghosted by a woman named Tasha. So we're about to
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting him and maybe get him a second day if
he still wants one. But first, Alejandro, why don't you
break down your situation again real quick?
Speaker 5 (20:34):
All right? Cool?
Speaker 15 (20:34):
So, Tasha, you know I won a second day with her.
But on the first day, we went rock climbing, and
I was a little nervous, so.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
I kind of like had a squeal.
Speaker 9 (20:44):
At one point because I almost go off.
Speaker 15 (20:46):
And then I was sweating so much that I was
just basically drenched in my sweat And it will be
a good look. And I'm hoping that that's not the
reason why she won't call me that.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
I mean, all right, are you ready for us to
call her?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Peez? I'm doing here?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Tasha. Please,
Hey Tasha, how are you? This is a Jeubil show.
(21:27):
It's a radio show.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Hi, Tasha. I'm Nina. I'm Victoria and my name is Jubl.
What's up?
Speaker 9 (21:32):
Oh? Okay, Wow, I wasn't sexting.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
This be weird if you were. Have you ever listened
to the show before?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, I have sweets. Well, then you might have heard
a first date follow up before you know. It's the
segment where if you end up ghosting somebody, that person
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
And we got to email about you. Oh you did,
yes from Alejandro? Remember him?
Speaker 9 (22:01):
Yes too.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
It's been a while and you haven't called him back
and he is just wondering if you'll tell us why
you're ghosting him.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (22:13):
Like, honestly, he was sweating a lot, but that wasn't
the problem. And I mean he he was basically like
a human waterfall with like chalk paste ripping down his arms.
But the real reason is, well, we were climbing on
one of those like rock wall things and he slipped
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on the wall and when he slipped, he yelled and
it was so high pitched it was like a cartoon
character high pitched.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Okay, he told us about that. Yeah, I was a
little worried about it. He thought that is that the
reason you're ghosting? Because that's what he thought.
Speaker 10 (22:52):
Uh No, not exactly. He was making like a bunch
of noises when he was.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Climbing, Like what do you mean?
Speaker 10 (23:03):
No, he was making like weird like grunting sounds and
like not to be like too graphic or anything, but
I it made me like picture him doing like something else.
Speaker 9 (23:15):
And it really just turned me off.
Speaker 16 (23:18):
No, he's climbing rocks, squealing a little bit when he fell,
and then making grunting noises, and you were like, I
don't want to hear that in another bedroom type situation.
Speaker 10 (23:33):
Yeah, I mean she sounds like that now, Like I
don't even even want to think about what he's like.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
You know.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Oh wow, Well, thank you for telling us the reason why, Tasha.
I'll also let you know that Alejandro is on the
phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 10 (23:53):
Oh he's here, yessha.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
Is that really the reason? Come on, let's look.
Speaker 10 (24:02):
Craig cray right, I'm sorry, but no, I mean it is.
It is the recent.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Oh come on, you're gonna go see over that.
Speaker 15 (24:13):
Oh come on, hey, look, you know what, at least
you're thinking me that way, And I'm kind of happy
to think that you're thinking that.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
That's kind of cool. But look, come on.
Speaker 15 (24:21):
Over there, and look, you know, by the way, I
definitely do not sound like.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
That when that's going on.
Speaker 15 (24:28):
You know what I'm saying, like, you know, you don't
got to worry about that. Are you sure you promise
you I'll show you what's up.
Speaker 10 (24:37):
I don't know. Like all I can think about was
like you're looking at me and spelling and being like,
you know, like.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
I was going on that. I'm not used to. Those
are not regular sounds. I'll stick to the medium hard wall.
You got worry about that, baby, Just give me another chance.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, it's just animated.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Yeah, I mean you know I was working hard. I
was trying to impress you.
Speaker 15 (25:04):
But again, guarantee you that sound and that other sounded
completely different, completely different compartments.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
You like another date with Alejandro? Wi'll pay for it.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
I'm sorry, but no, really, how about we know we'll
hear it. You could take weird sounds doing not too
that's true.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Hey, I'll make whatever weird sounds you want me to make.
Just give me another second date. Yeah, I promise, I'll
make it up to you.
Speaker 15 (25:39):
Hey, look, they're gonna pay for it, so you know
we're not losing anything.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
At least we get a dinner together. I love that.
You know, things go well, we go back.
Speaker 15 (25:46):
You could take my mouth shut, you could take me up,
tie me up whatever you want?
Speaker 5 (25:52):
A second date?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Huh, what do you think Tasha just one more chance.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
I mean, you know.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
He's really willing to, Yeah, compromises. We're also jump into
conclusions on that you don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I mean, you know, I can't.
Speaker 10 (26:06):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I'm sorry, man, No second day for you?
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Well, can you say I appreciate you trying though.
Speaker 17 (26:18):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramires in a game of
trivia for Charlie Pooth tickets.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
And we'll meet our contestant in just a second.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
But don't forget every single hour on the forties today.
Your chance to win playoff tickets to the Seahawks game
on Saturday. And we'll be out before the game at
Victory Hall, right across from the stadium, hanging out from
three to five, So come hang out with us as well.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
We proably just don't mean he's gonna come by with
his friends.
Speaker 15 (27:01):
I know.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Thank you. All right, now let's meet today's contestant for
you Verus Victoria. Lisa. What's up, Lisao? How are you today?
Speaker 5 (27:10):
I'm doing gray?
Speaker 11 (27:11):
How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Wonderful? Thank you for asking.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Your mom has a friend named Lisa. She's a fun
time Lisa.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Are you a fun time as well?
Speaker 13 (27:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, Lisa, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right,
here we go, Lisa. Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
What is the only mammal capable of true flight? What
board game was originally called the Landlord's Game.
Speaker 9 (27:56):
Monopoly?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Which singer's real name is Stephanie Germanada?
Speaker 16 (28:03):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Lad? What vitamin is produced when human skin is exposed
to sunlight?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and
while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff,
here's a question for you, Lisa.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Have you ever streamed the Jebel show before.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Oh, where do you stream the.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Show at on the iron Heart Radio app?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
We didn't even didn't we know it's real.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
And for people who don't stream the show, it's a
whole different experience, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yes? Have you ever experienced anything so great in your life?
Speaker 17 (28:54):
No, it's just the greatest.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
From Lisa herself. Yes, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Victoria thirty seconds answered as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass. And you have
to beat Lisa outright to win. And Lisa, you can
tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
It's good.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Go fired up Beta. What's the only mammal capable of
true flight?
Speaker 7 (29:19):
Umm?
Speaker 4 (29:21):
I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I don't have to think. I don't have anythink. What's
a bird?
Speaker 4 (29:24):
I need a bird? I need a bird?
Speaker 6 (29:25):
A bird?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
As I answer, what board game was originally called The
Landlord's Game.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Should be like an Ostrich Wait monopoly?
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Which Singer's real name is Stephanie Germanada, steph What vitamin
is produced when human scan is exposed to sunlight? D
Which famous ship sank on its maiden voyage in nineteen twelve?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I got that in Let's send it over to the
scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 18 (29:54):
Our producer freeze. We actually got some right today, which
I was happy. We actually got to use my pen.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Lisa got too correct and Victoria won at the last
second or three.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Victoria is celebrating her one correct. But Lisa, you one
two to one. Congratulations you meat. Victoria you got three.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah, I thought you got one for I wasn't listening,
I guess bro Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry you did not
be Victoria, but you did get Charlie Pooth tickets just
for playing. All right, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
The bat is the only mammal capable of true flight.
Monopoly is the board game that was originally called the
Landlords game.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Lady Gaga is a much better name Landlord.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
The other one sounds more like fantation, like I don't
like it.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I don't like the way it sounds.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Lady Gaga is Stephanie Germanada. What vitamin D is the
vitamin you get when your skin is out in the sun.
And the Titanic is the famous ship that sank on
its maiden voyage.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Oh shanking, that's a conspiracy because everyone thinks for the
sister ship that actually thank it wasn't a Titanic.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
What's the sister ship? I've it's called, so remember what
it's called. Yeah, that's probably not.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Even hanging out with too long. That looks like you
guys read together.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Now, the big conspiracy is the Titanic is not actually
the one that think like that would perfectly fine.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
It's the sister ship that actually thank but for some
reason they wanted to cover it up.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Why, oh, we don't tell me. I'll look it up
all right, Thank you, Lisa, have a great day.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
Don't hang up though.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Only on the Jubile Show, Rachel is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater, and she thinks that
her boyfriend of five years named David might be messing around.
So we'll see if we can help her out. Rachel,
Sorry you're going through this, but what's up? Why do
you think David might be cheating on you?
Speaker 11 (32:00):
Well, okay, we've been together for five years, so I
know him very well, and his behavior is just like
things are changing, like the little things, and I'm starting
to notice it because it's becoming more and more things
every day like he always had this phone face down.
That's like a amuse saying that happens, yeah, face down
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so I can't see his screen.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Okay, And it wasn't that way before.
Speaker 9 (32:26):
No, I mean like he was just never conscious about it.
Speaker 11 (32:28):
He tries to like, you know, do it like super
like nonchalant, but it's but it's like, okay, I just
saw what you did.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
It's not like.
Speaker 9 (32:37):
We're you know, it's not like we're having a conversation
and he's like, I'm gonna put.
Speaker 11 (32:40):
My my phone down just so I don't get any
distractions because I want to be talking to you. It's
just like it's like in the weirdest times, like we're
just like in the kitchen making some lunch and he's
like puts his phone face down, and I'm like okay,
and then you know, we have a door dash a down.
I wanted to like order DoorDash in my accountants been
kind of funny, so I was like, oh, here, give
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me your phone. I'm want to order some door dosh
and he's like no, no, no, I got it. And I
was like I just like let me. I want to
see like what they have, like you know this place
that we ordered from like say they have new things
and stuff. And I'm like he's like no, no, like
you tell me you want.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
I was like, you wouldn't let you have the phone
to order the yourself.
Speaker 11 (33:19):
Yeah, Like he went on and he's like yeah yeah,
He's like.
Speaker 9 (33:21):
Oh, let's just do it on the computer.
Speaker 11 (33:23):
Like I'm like, okay, you know, do not disturb on
your phone like he's It was weird that it was on,
Like I've never seen him put it on before, and
he I think he had it on.
Speaker 9 (33:38):
So I was just like, I'm going to just make sure.
Speaker 11 (33:41):
So I went and texted him and nothing came up
on his phone and so I was like, okay, just
want to serve.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
On so if anything came through, that was like suspect
we wouldn't see it.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Wow, he's putting a lot of thought into this.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
I was going to say, there's a lot going on
here and last.
Speaker 11 (34:00):
Like this is like the most which is interesting. So
like he's like on a mission to get fit, which
I appreciate. And you know, we were really like we
were really into working out together for a long time
and then like you know, work kind of got a
little busy for him.
Speaker 9 (34:16):
So then like not so much, and then now he's.
Speaker 11 (34:18):
Like I've got to do it, and he's kind of
doing enough times and I can't really work out. But
he is gone for like two three hours at the gym.
He's like, I'm He's like, I'm I'm at the gym
for two I was like what, Like I'm at the
first time. I was like where are you? What's going on?
And he's like, I'm still at the gym. And I
hate to say this, but like his like nothing has
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changed in his body, but he like literally is like
there every day. I feel so bad, but like he's
he's not like he's like I'm like, oh yeah, he's
like gaining muscle, like guys get muscles so fast and
there's like no change.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
And also like he comes home and he's like drenched
in sweats. I'm like, what are you doing somehow?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
So seems like it seems like he's been working out.
Speaker 11 (35:03):
Yeah, it seems like he's working out, but like he's
out of breath and like you know that like nothing
is changing.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Well okay, maybe his body just doesn't. I don't know.
That's wild.
Speaker 9 (35:16):
Yeah, Like I know his body, so like you can.
Speaker 11 (35:18):
Tell when he starts working out but it's weird because
like nothing's changing, but he looks like he's working out
because he comes home all sweating and.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
Out of breath.
Speaker 15 (35:28):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Rachel is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of five years named David might be cheating. So
we're about to call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at
and say that every single month, we choose one lucky
rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,
and we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend
Rachel or to somebody else. But before we do that, Rachel,
(35:50):
why don't you go over again real quick? Why you
think he might be cheating?
Speaker 9 (35:55):
Stone facing down all the time.
Speaker 11 (35:57):
The door dash thing was weird, Like I I wanted
to order door nash and my doornash has been weird,
and I was like, oh, let me, let's disorder on
your phone and he was like, oh, but I'll.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
Just do it.
Speaker 11 (36:07):
And I was like, okay, let me just see what
they have and he's like no, no, no, no no, And
then we eventually ended up going.
Speaker 9 (36:13):
To the computer because he was like, you know, I'm
just doing a computer.
Speaker 11 (36:20):
He's been working out, and like his body is not changing,
but he's definitely coming home sweaty and out of breast,
and so there's definitely some working out, some happening of something.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (36:34):
Overall, he's just being kind of shady.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
All right, Well, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 9 (36:38):
I am?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Hello, Hi, this is Corbet calling from I was looking
for our Rewards card member named David.
Speaker 9 (36:58):
Uh yeah, this is what's up.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Hi, David. Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with the big congratulations.
You're this month's winner.
Speaker 9 (37:07):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah that's cool.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
What I win?
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Oh? Well, you won the flowers?
Speaker 9 (37:14):
Oh I didn't know you guys did flowers?
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Okay, Oh yeah, maybe you haven't seen the ads in
the store.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
But anyway, every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards
member that gets a free gift from us, and it's
flowers delivered from our floral department to anybody that you want,
absolutely free. You've won thirty six long stim red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Okay, great. I guess this is cool.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
And it's very simple. All I would need from you
would be the first and last name of the person
you want to send them to, and then we'll get
if you want to put anything on a card and
the address and that'll be it.
Speaker 13 (37:47):
All right, Wow, all right, Let's send him to Bethany, Bethany.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Got it? Okay? And did you want to put anything
on the card to Bethany?
Speaker 5 (37:57):
Yeah? I do.
Speaker 13 (37:59):
Let's write a thank you for being so kind and
patient for my during my situation.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Kind and patient during your situation. Okay.
Speaker 13 (38:09):
I can't wait to afford my own place one day
so I can have you over.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Got it, got that down, Thank you very much, David.
And at this point I'll let you know this is
actually a radio show. It's called the Jubil Show.
Speaker 13 (38:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria, and my name is Jubal.
How are you?
Speaker 10 (38:25):
Uh what?
Speaker 6 (38:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:27):
We did a segment on our show that's called to
Catch a Cheeta where if you think your significant other
might be messing around you see you they some flowers too,
and your girlfriend Rachel is actually on the phone.
Speaker 9 (38:37):
Wow, what the hell, David?
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Like?
Speaker 5 (38:41):
What is this?
Speaker 15 (38:42):
Like?
Speaker 11 (38:43):
You can't wait to what like, have your own plate
so you can have beth Any over.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
What the hell?
Speaker 13 (38:51):
Yeah, I don't really think this is the forum.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Did we have this conversation? Then?
Speaker 9 (38:58):
When were you going to tell me?
Speaker 15 (39:00):
Like?
Speaker 5 (39:00):
Who is that?
Speaker 9 (39:01):
I mean, what are you talking about? It's Dave, it's
not a big deal. It's like, it's not what you
think it's.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
It's not a big deal.
Speaker 9 (39:09):
I mean you always have your phone down.
Speaker 11 (39:11):
You literally are so weird with.
Speaker 9 (39:14):
Me looking at your phone at I didn't give a moment.
Speaker 11 (39:16):
You've been gone for like, you know, three hours every day,
Like what is.
Speaker 9 (39:21):
It that you're what do you think? Like, like, what
are you happening? What are you happening?
Speaker 5 (39:26):
I mean I'm going to the gym.
Speaker 13 (39:27):
Obviously you're seeing me come back sweaty and like out
of breath. I'm in there working working out, So that's.
Speaker 9 (39:33):
Not what's really? Are you really working hard?
Speaker 5 (39:38):
For sure?
Speaker 11 (39:38):
But like are you going to the gym because your
body has not changed one bit?
Speaker 5 (39:43):
What is God told me it takes time. I started
taking riotine.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
It just takes a.
Speaker 11 (39:48):
Minute, three hours night, And why are you talking about
this when you haven't told me who the Stephanie is
who is she?
Speaker 9 (39:55):
And what situations?
Speaker 11 (39:56):
And you can afford your own place? Like what to
have her over? What are you talking about?
Speaker 13 (40:02):
All right?
Speaker 5 (40:03):
Fine? Whatever?
Speaker 13 (40:06):
Yeah, So I've been seeing this girl. Her name is Bethany,
and I told her I live with my ex, but
I sleep on the couch and hopefully I'll be getting
my own place soon. And that's the situation.
Speaker 9 (40:20):
Really, what, Steve, how long has this been going on? Like?
What do you How long have you been talking to
this bestinting girl? What's the.
Speaker 13 (40:31):
Well, I'm being honest now, so I might as well
just kind of come clean.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
We've been hanging out for about a month and a half.
You know.
Speaker 13 (40:39):
When I've been saying I'm going to the gym, it's
to kind of really hang out with her. And when
I get home, I'll park the car and you know
a little bit ways down the road and I'll just
jack up all the heat in the car and get
all sweaty and do some jump of jacks and flanks
and whatever to get that's wow.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Why I come home sweaty?
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Dude, you don't even sound sorry at all.
Speaker 9 (41:05):
Yeah, you're a psychopath. You're psychopath. You're not only cheating
on me, but then you're like.
Speaker 11 (41:10):
Going through all this effort and like being in your
car and I'm putting on the here like a freak show,
Like what the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 5 (41:21):
I don't I don't know what's wrong with me?
Speaker 13 (41:23):
You know, I'm trying to go to therapy and try to.
Speaker 9 (41:29):
Sing with me and just helping me. Oh god, a
vulnerable help me.
Speaker 11 (41:38):
Wow, you're I just found out on my bri five
years has been cheating on me.
Speaker 14 (41:44):
And it's like a psychopath telling me lies every single day,
trying to like get his like next relationship in order
so that like this relationship just dissolves, Like like what
I just I can't believe you, Like this is just crazy.
I just I'm done. I'm done, and congratulations, I am
your ax now. So I'm kicking you out of the
so you can go live with.
Speaker 9 (42:04):
Stepany But babe, can we talk about this later?
Speaker 4 (42:09):
This guy?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
No, no, this is just in right here on The
Jewel Show.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
This year marks the twenty year anniversary of Hannah Montana.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Oh Yeah, and the two year anniversary of Prince Andrew
losing interest in her.
Speaker 5 (42:27):
Time.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
The cleverly named segment Real News or Fake News, where
we read you no, Prince Andrew's a pever.
Speaker 18 (42:37):
Yeah, that was kind of like a political joke.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah. Give you a news story that's gone viral for
the week, and you have to tell me if it's
a fake one or a real news story. Here's your
first headline for real news or fake news. Chinese man
claims his body randomly grew a sweet potato.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
In an unsweet place.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
Chinese man his body randomly grew sweet potato in an
unsweet place. Here's the story, and you have to tell
me if it's a made up one that people actually
believed or a real story. A man in Chindu, China,
arrived in an emergency room after discovering that a seven
inch long sweet potato had taken up an unexpected residency.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
In his dark nether regions. Oh.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
One of the attending physicians later joked in a statement,
I've removed many curious things from people's rare baggage, but
this particular root companion definitely wins the gold medal. The
man did have to have surgery to have it removed
and is doing okay. He claims he had no idea
how it got there, and it grew naturally. It was
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retrieved successfully and he was sent home with a stern
sweet potatoes got in the mouth.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Only morning, Nina.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Is that a true story or a fake news story
that people believe?
Speaker 3 (43:55):
I'm gonna go with real, just because not that long
ago we did a story about all the things people
put in their case. Yeah, so this feels like it's
in that real cat the show and it's becoming.
Speaker 6 (44:06):
Is this a theme like fault?
Speaker 4 (44:08):
That's not our fault?
Speaker 1 (44:09):
People are doing that?
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Victoria Chinese man says he grows a sweet potato in
an unsweet place?
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Is that a real headline or a fake one?
Speaker 4 (44:20):
I'm gonna go to the real That's so.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
That's the best part.
Speaker 6 (44:26):
I'm gonna go with the real real.
Speaker 8 (44:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
The best part is the excuse saying that it naturally.
Speaker 6 (44:31):
That's why I thought it was real. That sounds like
somebody would.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Say, and of course that is a real news.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Songs pretty much guarantee anytime you see one of those,
that's humans.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Man, we're like putting things where things shouldn't go.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
You guys, we never grow up leg on their nose
at three.
Speaker 6 (44:51):
There some other places.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Here's another headline for real news or fake news? A
segment where I read a new story that's gone viral
this week, and you have to tell me if it's
a real story or a fake one that people actually believed.
NASA confirms alarming broadcast signal from interstellar object three i
at lists as it turns around and heads.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Toward Earth's awesome.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Now, if you don't know much about three I at Lists,
it's the some people are calling a comet, some people
saying it might not be a comet, it might be
an actual spaceship. But it passed by its closest position
to Earth back in December, and it has yeah, it's
been heading toward Jupiter. But NASA now confirms that an
alarming broadcast signal has come from interstellar object three i
at lists and it is turning around. Astronomers tracking the
(45:34):
interstellar object known as three Aetlists have confirmed a surprising development.
The object appears to have subtly altered its trajectory and
is now moving back toward the Inner Solar System, including
Earth's orbital neighborhood. They say it's not a sudden turn,
it's more like a sustained adjustment, which is kind of creepy.
(45:54):
And NASA went on to say that a narrow bron
bad and broad narrowed Sorry.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
A narrow band radio emission.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Was detected from three i AT lists last week and
has now been partially decoded following analysis by an international
team of linguists and signal processing experts. According to the agency,
the transmission was not a random noise, but a structured
signal encoded using symbolic patterns closely matching ancient Mesopotamian kudaa
form wow, a writing system dating back over five thousand years,
(46:25):
and researchers caution that the translation remains provisional, but the
most stable interpretation of the de coded sequence reads, we
observed you before you learned. We observed you before you
learned to write. We observed you before you learned to write.
We returned to measure what remains yikes. NASA stress that
the original intent of the signal are still under review
(46:47):
and people shouldn't freak out. Basically, is that any real
fake news story that people actually believed.
Speaker 6 (46:54):
You don't want me to freak out.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
I'm believing it right now. I want to go with real.
They're coming for a they just.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
Want to see what we've learned so far.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
It's not much.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
So you look at that first news story. Yeah, sure,
I think Victoria. Is that a real news story or
a fake news story? NASA confirms alarming broadcasting from Illerstender
Interstellar Object three.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
I at lists as it turns around and heads toward Ears.
I'm gonna go fake fake.
Speaker 4 (47:18):
Yeah, that that ship seems way too big a turn
around that quick.
Speaker 18 (47:21):
Producer freeze. I'm gonna go fake just to soothe myself.
It is a fake news story.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
I was really hoping it was real.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Over It's cool ten million shares though over ten million
people clearly believed it and think that three Eye out
Lists is coming here and that they sent a message
in old Mesopotamian writing form.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
But does that feel very far fetched? No? Not really. No,
No it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
It doesn't.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
No, we have robots. No, it's not far fetched. Here's
another headline for real news or fake news. A segment
where I read a new story from the week after
telling me if it's a fake one or real a
real news story. Here's the headline, The rats are on
crack in Houston. That's the headline, The rats are on
crack in Houston. Houston Police Department confirmed this week that
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an evident storage facility containing roughly one hundred and eighty
tons of confiscated narcotics has been compromised not by cartel members, hackers,
or corrupt insiders, but by what officials are now calling
highly motivated population of drug addicted mice. According to police,
the rodents gained access into the evidence locker through ventilation
(48:33):
gaps and utility conduits, quickly identifying and targeting specific narcotics
with what investigators describe as disturbing accuracy. Early reports indicate
the mice show a strong preference for powdered substances, chewing
through packaging to access cocaine. Met them that I meine
and heroin, while largely ignoring the bulk of your items
(48:54):
like bricks of marijuana.
Speaker 6 (48:56):
They they can't disposable thumbs.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Is that a real news story or a fake news story?
Speaker 2 (49:02):
People actually believe the rats are on cracking Houston, Nina.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
I'm gonna have to go with real, just because that's
what I'm saying for every story.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Today, Victoria, the rats are on cracking Houston. That's real, real, Producer, Freeze,
you think the rats are on cracking Houston.
Speaker 6 (49:18):
Nina's lived in New York. I gotta believe it. Yeah,
it's real.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
That you didn't know. The rats are on cracking.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Brought to you by Michael Schudbino in Auburn, your Home
from Machino.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
This is a really random story because there's a TikToker
that is claiming that the beebers are threatening her freedom
of speech.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
The beavers.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
The beavers, not just one of them, both of them.
I'll tell you that story in just a second. But first, Victoria,
I think you'll really like this one because it's about
Gracie Abrams.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
Did you hear that she's making her acting debut? No way?
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Yeah, So she's making her acting debut in a movie
called Please. But the kicker is it's the same people
or the same director as the movie Baby Girl. Now,
if you remember, Baby Girl was the movie with Nicole
Kidman that had her on the floor and drinking milk.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
Out of that bowl.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
Why I can't I can't drink milk the same after.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
That, So you've never seen it. It's quite explicit.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
So I just was and I don't want to say
I'm surprised or expecting this movie to be exactly the same,
but it's by the same director, So Gracy Abrams.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Is gonna be in it?
Speaker 4 (50:27):
Do we know what she like her role?
Speaker 3 (50:28):
Or it doesn't have all of the details, no plot
details yet, we just know it's the same Lives baby girl.
And I was like, oh, gracye April's gonna grow up
right in front of us.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Huh. What was Bigy Girl about? Remember that was the
one with Nicole Kidman.
Speaker 3 (50:40):
How she was at work and she had a younger
boyfriend that she was having an affair with, and it
was this whole like he dominated her kind of a
thing type thing kind of she was super submissive.
Speaker 4 (50:51):
It was very like more dominating and submissive I feel
like than fifty shades.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:56):
Like she would pretend to be an animal on the ground,
like a cat or like to talk, I don't remember
which one. He would ask, and she would like drink
milk out of a bowl on the floor.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
It would be so fun to be an actor to
do that for like six months.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
I mean, like watching it is kind of confusing. You're like,
I don't know if this is hot or if this
is disturbing, you know, whatever it is. Yeah, but yeah,
gay Gracie, go ahead and get your acting debut on.
I love Jubel, I think you'll like this story. I
really thought of everybody in the room today. So the
Guinness Book of World Records has a new record for
(51:30):
the longest keepy.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
Uppie what whoa? It's called the keepy uppie record Records.
Otherwise it can go a lot different ways.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
It could, it absolutely could, but it's just another word
for juggling with.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
A soccer ball.
Speaker 10 (51:45):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
So it's a Swedish soccer player who broke the keepy
uppie record by keeping hit by using only his knees, chest,
head and feet for twenty eight hours so long and
two seconds. And I did think of you, Jubil, because
you play keepy uppie with your sack.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
Yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't even last a minute
in all sorts of ways.
Speaker 5 (52:08):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (52:08):
I'm sad the hacky sack because you play with it like.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
That and it's like it's in the head, gets frustrated
and just checks it.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
Work on your keep up. That's crazy. Twenty eight hours.
That's twenty eight hours moments the two seconds.
Speaker 3 (52:20):
Can you imagine you need to work on your keepy
uppy games to really train to keep your keepy upy up?
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Wow? You know you have who calls it keep you uppy? Yeah,
that's really funny.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
Okay, that's like over a day of just staying awake
and hitting the ball over and over and over again.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
He was so long. It's so long. He was allowed
a fifteen minute break every three hours. Oh never mind,
then whatever you got a break in thought it was
no break. What is he gonna do? Just go to
the bathroom his pants?
Speaker 6 (52:52):
I mean records, they are weird like that.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
Oh well, not with the keepy uppie. Why call it news,
it's what's trending. Okay.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
Lastly, there's a TikToker named Julie Thiast who is saying
that the biebers are threatening her freedom of speech. That's
because she's been going on her TikTok talking about how
their relationship is toxic and how it is like they're
giving different examples of how it's an abusive relationship and
why you shouldn't want to be like them. So the
Bieber's decided to hit her with a cease and desist. Duh,
(53:27):
I mean to try to get her to stop making
these videos. And she's like, it's my opinion, but I
don't think you have that right.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
But like is she citing actual facts from their relationship
things that have gone on that nobody knows about. I mean,
she doesn't have any facts, right, So what's she going
off of?
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Because as far as I know, I don't need her opinion,
Like I guess you see them on social media, following
and unfollowing each other. People report on that. But other
than that, you don't hear much about things that go
on between them, do you.
Speaker 3 (53:52):
I mean unless you're one of their friends and like
have direct knowledge of anything that's been happening.
Speaker 4 (53:57):
Like yeah, no, you're just using based off like what
you see is what you say in like you form
your opinion, but you're talking like I don't know. You
wouldn't want someone doing that about your relationship, so like
come on, like.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
Off, Well that's why she's calling it free.
Speaker 3 (54:08):
I mean even here, like we're quote unquote professionals, and
you have to use words like allegedly and stuff like that.
Otherwise it's considered defamation that if I were supposed to, yes,
you're supposed to.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
I think I don't know, keep you up.
Speaker 3 (54:22):
I am very conscious of that because just because like
we we don't know for a fact, and also you
don't want to be spreading facts that aren't facts.
Speaker 1 (54:30):
Yeah, so anyway, she thinks her freedom of speech for
an absolute fact that they've already broken up. So whatever.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
Season to Kentucky's a fact. You heard it here first, maybe, and.
Speaker 3 (54:45):
You can post a picture with your seasoned desist letter
because she did that.
Speaker 1 (54:48):
Too, Oh she did, yeah, of course. And he's moved
to the Netherlands.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
And he's working on his keepy ups all the time
and skipping around.
Speaker 1 (54:56):
That's what he's doing. Proven fact.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
Okay, because of that girl social media.
Speaker 5 (55:06):
Jules dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 12 (55:12):
Yeah, give me just to say I got a spy.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
You got a spy.
Speaker 5 (55:18):
My wife a species.
Speaker 1 (55:22):
It sounds like for good reason though.
Speaker 5 (55:24):
I know right, I haven't even told her.
Speaker 12 (55:27):
It was crazy, okay, it's nothing infidetic even nothing like that.
It was it was like this one night, right, it
was our I believe that it was our honeymoon.
Speaker 5 (55:43):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (55:43):
You know, me and my wife, we were drinking all
the other day because we were in Las Vegas sun. Yeah,
you know, we're enjoying our time. You know, we get
to this I see this place. It's like it's like.
Speaker 5 (55:57):
This little bar thing.
Speaker 12 (55:58):
It says dollar, but most you know, I'm like, yes,
I'm in there, you know what I mean. Like, and
so I get to these and I'm trying to buff
up my chest in front of my wife and tell her. Now,
you know, I am going to drink all these mimosas
you know, I get sick. Okay, I am pretty messed
(56:23):
up at this point. We go back to the place, right,
and I go to sleep. You know, she's sleeping with me,
and you know, I decided I had to pass some
gas and the yeah, a little bit of something happened.
(56:45):
It got on the sheet, and I was like so embarrassed,
you know what I mean, Like, oh my god, what
kind of.
Speaker 5 (56:56):
Excuse that am I going to have? The damn she's
abouted here.
Speaker 1 (57:02):
Well, she's sleeping in them right, No, she's like on
the side of me.
Speaker 12 (57:06):
I was turned the other way and then yeah, she's
sleeping on them. And then I don't know what I
did or what I said, but I was like, she's
the coros. Oh he was on the floor. We're gonna
have to get them washed. And that was that.
Speaker 5 (57:23):
She looked at it. She was like, Okay, yeah, I
don't know what's.
Speaker 1 (57:25):
Going on over here.
Speaker 12 (57:27):
It was the most embarrassing thing I think I've ever
had to do.
Speaker 3 (57:33):
So she thought that what you did was already on
the sheet, or she just never saw it and you
just pretended they were dirty.
Speaker 12 (57:39):
I think she heard she ever seen it. Don't know
what excuse I came up with. I can't remember, and
I remember it was so smooth, and.
Speaker 6 (57:48):
I believed it.
Speaker 9 (57:52):
Yeah, it was pretty bad.
Speaker 15 (57:53):
That was that was.
Speaker 5 (57:55):
She was pretty knocked out too, so I had a chance.
Speaker 12 (57:57):
To hop in the shower and then like back.
Speaker 1 (58:00):
To bed, and she doesn't she still doesn't know. No,
she doesn't know. She doesn't know she married Ben my.
Speaker 5 (58:09):
Voice, and which is fine.
Speaker 1 (58:11):
I don't really care.
Speaker 5 (58:13):
But you know, she doesn't know about the story.
Speaker 12 (58:17):
Share this with somebody, because I know it's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (58:21):
It's impressive that you were able to play that off
without her knowing.
Speaker 4 (58:24):
I was gonna say, if I don't know how it happened,
if my husband won't give the middle of the night,
said sheets her dirty sweetheart, we need to get a wash.
I'd been like, would do it in the morning. I
went back to bed.
Speaker 5 (58:35):
I don't know how it worked. I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (58:39):
Well, thank you for telling us your dear little secret.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
I have a going What's your dirty little secret? Text
shubil to four one oh sixty one
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