Full Jubal Show from January 16th, 2026

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This just in right here on The Jewel Show. This
year marks the twenty year anniversary of Hannah Montana. Oh yeah,
and the two year anniversary of Prince Andrew losing interest
in her. For the cleverly named real News or Fake News,

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where we read you no Prince Andrew's fever. Yeah, that
was polite. Give you a news story that's gone viral
for the week, and you have to tell me if
it's a fake one or a real news story. Here's
your first headline for real news or fake news. Chinese
man claims his body randomly grew a sweet potato in

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an unsweet place. Chinese man claims his body randomly grew
sweet potato in an unsweet place. Here's the story. Can
you have to tell me if it's a made up
one that people actually believed or a real story. A
man in Chindu, China, arrived in an emergency room after
discovering that a seven inch long sweet potato had taken
up an unexpected residency in his dark nether region. The

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man did have to have surgery to have it removed
and is doing okay. He claims he had no idea
how it got there, and it grew naturally. It was
retrieved successfully and he was sent home with a stern
sweet potatoes goat in the mouth only morning, Nina. Is
that a true story or a fake new story that

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people believe.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I'm gonna go with real, just because not that long
ago we did a story about all the things people
put in their caves. Yeah, so this feels like it's
in that real.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Cat show it's becoming. Is this a theme, like, that's
not our fault people are doing that, Victoria Chinese man
says he grows a sweet potato in an unsweet place?
Is that a real headline or a fake one?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I'm gonna go to the real That's so that's the
best part.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I'm gonna go with the real real And of course
that is a real news story pretty much guarantee anytime
you see one of those that's humans man were like
putting things where things should go. You guys, we never
grow up.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Lego on the nose A three.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
There some other places. Here's another headline for real news
or fake news. A segment where I read a new
story that's gone viral this week, and you have to
tell me if it's a real new story or a
fake one that people actually believed. NASA confirms alarming broadcast
signal from interstellar object three i at lists as it
turns around and heads toward Earth's awesome. If you don't

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know much about three I at lists, it's the some
people are calling a comet, some people saying it might
not be a comment, might be an actual spaceship. But
it passed by its closest position to Earth back in December.
But NASA now confirms that an alarming broadcast signal has
come from interstellar object three i at lists and it
is turning around. Astronomers tracking the interstellar object known as
three iatlists have confirmed a surprising development. The object appears

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to have subtly altered its traject and is now moving
back toward the Inner Solar System, including Earth's orbital neighborhood.
They say it's not a sudden turn, it's more like
a sustained adjustment, which is kind of creepy, and NASA
went on to say that a narrow band radio emission
was detected from three I atlists last week and has

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now been partially decoded following analysis by an international team
of linguists and signal processing experts. According to the agency,
the transmission was not a random noise, but a structured
signal encoded using symbolic patterns closely matching ancient Mesopotamian kudea
form a writing system dating back over five thousand years,
and researchers caution that the translation remains provisional, but the

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most stable interpretation of the decoded sequence reads, we observed
you before you learned to write. We return to measure
what remains yikes. NASA stressed that the original intent of
the signal are still under review and people shouldn't freak out. Basically,
is that an hay Hi story fake news story that
people actually believed? You don't want me to freak out.

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I'm believing it right now. I want to go with real.
They're coming for us.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
They just want to see what we've learned so far.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Not much. So look at that first. Yeah, I think victoria.
Is that a real news story or fake news story?
NASA confirms alarming broadcasting from interstellar Object three I at
lists as it turns around and heads toward Earth. I'm
gonna go fake fake.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, that ship seems to way too big a turn
around that quick producer freeze.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I'm gonna go fake just to soothe myself, it is
a fake news story. I was really hoping it was
real clever, It's cool ten million shares though over ten
million people clearly believed it and think that three eye
out lists is coming here and that they sent a
message in old Mesopotamian writing form. But does that feel

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very far fetched? No? Not really, No, No, no it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
It doesn't.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
No, we have robots. Here's another headline for real news
or fake news segment where I read a news story
from the week after telling me if it's a fake
one or a real news story. Here's the headline, The
rats are on crack in Houston. That's the headline, The
rats are on crack in Houston. Houston Police Department confirmed

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this week that an evidence storage facility containing roughly one
hundred and eighty tons of confiscated narcotics has been compromised
not by cartel members, hackers, or corrupt insiders, but by
what officials are now calling highly motivated population of drug
addicted mice. According to police, the rodents gained access into

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the evidence locker through ventilation gaps and utility conduits, quickly
identifying and targeting specific narcotics with what investigators describe as
disturbing accuracy. Early imports indicate the mice show a strong
preference for powdered substances, showing through packaging to access cocaine, methamphetamine,
and heroin, while largely ignoring the bulk of your items

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like of marijuana. Can't they can't. Is that a real
news story or a fake news story? People actually believe
the Rats are on cracking Houston? Nina, I'm gonna have
to go with real, just because that's what I'm saying
for every story, Victoria, the Rats are on cracking Houston?
A fake? That's real? Real producer Freeze, do you think

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the Rats are on cracking Houston? Nina's lived in New York.
I gotta believe it. Yeah, it's real.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
That is.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Just in case you didn't know the Rats are on
cracking Houston. It's another jubile phone Frank Mornings on the twenties. Hi,
this is pe Deekins calling from the Seattle Seahawks ticket
Services department. I was looking for Jensen Blank.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
This is what it's about.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Oh, I think you know what it's about?

Speaker 5 (06:53):
Do I? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
What are you gonna buy with it? What are you
gonna buy with all the money?

Speaker 7 (06:59):
I don't know you're being cute, but if you have
something to say to me, you really need.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
To say it. You know, I'm wondering how much you got, how.

Speaker 7 (07:10):
Much of that for what? And also why are you
giggling like that to actual adult right now?

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Please?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yes, sorry about that. I will not giggle if that
offends you. But I'm calling to inform you that your
season ticket privileges for the Seattle Seahawks have been revoked.
Wait what, Yes, they've been revoked. I'm not sure if
you know this or not, but we do frown on
our season ticket holders selling their tickets, and especially when

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it's to a playoff game of such.

Speaker 7 (07:40):
And obviously, I listen, this is obviously gonna say I
didn't sell anything, So I don't know if you've already revotded.
I'm going to immediately need you to unrevote that.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Nope, the tickets have been sold, so there's nothing I
can do about that, but we are tracking.

Speaker 7 (07:57):
Down who I didn't sell anything where you did? The both.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Well, they've been sold, and we're tracking down every season
ticket holder who has sold tickets to this Saturday's playoff
game versus the San Francisco forty nine Ers, and if
you sold your tickets, I'm sorry you are no longer
eligible a ticket holder ult tickets.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
I go into that game, I did sell my ticket.
The only person who could have, Josh, he must have
actually done it done.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
I'm sorry, I don't know. I'm not following, Josh. Is
that who bought the tickets? Or are they a forty
nine Ers fan? So will there be a forty saying
in your seats?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
No?

Speaker 7 (08:36):
I have a friend, Josh who he handles the ticket.
They're under my name. He look, he talked about telling them.
I maybe he did, but I didn't. So if you
have any issue with it, that's not on me, that's on.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Kill him.

Speaker 7 (08:54):
If why are you hey, I didn't sell I didn't
do anything. It was on him who did it? All
right to literally anybody else that knows how to understand
human interaction. I don't know how much and all your
parents have had when they were pregnant with you. You

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actually understand that I've upset right now and not be
need me with your condescending Oh.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Okay, I you know can comprehend what you're saying. And
what you're saying is that the season tickets have been
sold that's all I heard. Doesn't matter who sold them,
they were also under your name. So uh, looks it
looks like we won't be seeing you again. Thank you
very much. I want to go buy yourself a forty
nine ers jersey.

Speaker 7 (09:40):
Hey job, all right, I didn't sell my friend did.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
He's not going the game.

Speaker 7 (09:44):
I'm going to the game no matter what. All right,
I'm not paying for any extra tickets as I already
made for.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
The full season.

Speaker 7 (09:52):
All right, I've been wandering forward to this all weird?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Okay, And I let you know you'll never be allowed
into the stadium ever again, because we are keeping track
of everybody, and we have facial recognition, and anybody who
has sold their season tickets, they are a trader as
far as we're concerned, and they will not ever be
allowed back in the stadium.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
So when did any of this become policy? Wasn't a
weird dystopian future?

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Are you on about right now? Well, we just refer
that are the team the fans of the team actually
are the fans of the team if they're holding season
tickets and not just trying to make money off of it.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
You know, I don't know, can you?

Speaker 1 (10:29):
I'm sure you know.

Speaker 7 (10:30):
You whatever bulls power trip you're getting off of this
like they literally hear you popping up through the human being.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
Yeah, it's pretty funny.

Speaker 7 (10:40):
I say, your body is rushing out of your head.
You idiots talk to anybody.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Else, right, Jensen, This is actually Jubil from The Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and your buddy Josh.
Set you up. Wait, hold up, Yeah, it's a joke.

Speaker 7 (10:57):
Wait so you don't work for the.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Life. Yeah, my idiot.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Joking about selling the tickets. He said he was joking
about selling your tickets and wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 7 (11:11):
I believe, but also somehow more angry at it.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Right now, wake up every morning with Jewbile phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties. Give us three minutes and
we'll give you everything you need to know for the day.
Brought to you by Michael Schutbingo in Auburn, your home
from Machino. It's time for Nina's What's trending?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Looks like admin nights are the new party night, How
and why and if you're into it, we'll talk about
it in just a second. But first, Jewbell, prepare to
lose your mind. Okay, NASA is prepping for the first
time in fifty years to return to the Moon, are
they They are.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Their plans is to about time.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Their plans are to roll out the Artemis two rocket
this weekend actually in preparation for the mission.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
So they've got their rocket that's.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Ready to roll, Kennedy Space Centers ready to roll all
of this and this is coming out on the same
day we're finding out. They also have plans to build
a hotel on the Moon. They will have amenities like
moonwalks and moonwater and all of the.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Thing gone once and we want to build a hotel.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Did we actually go once?

Speaker 4 (12:16):
That's questionable.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
So I think the internet. I think the Internet and
like the things that people are finding out about the
original quote unquote moon landing, and asays like, we have
to get something, we have to figure it out. We
have to get something up there. Otherwise people are going
to really know that we never did it, yeah for real,
and they'd be like, look, we did it again. It
just took us fifty years.

Speaker 8 (12:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Our boss asked me yesterday after work, He's like, Gatoria,
tell me, honestly, do you leave the moonlanding. I was like,
I don't know if you will ask some good points
like they can't.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
These are the things we talk about in our office.
Is the moon landing? Yeah? We had one of our
big corporate bosses was in here the other day and
he usually comes in the studio and he'll meet with
us from time to time and just be like, is
there anything you need from us from the company, and
blah blah blah blah blah. But this time he brought
up that he thought the moon landing was faked, and
I'm like, man, I knew you were my people.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
I want to send him that email about the hotel
and actually see what he thinks. But they're actually starting
to sell tickets and booking reservations for a hotel that
doesn't exist yet, and the plan is to start building
the hotel in twenty thirty two.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
In the early twenty thirties.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
The fire Festival number three but on the.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Moon, Oh my gosh, yeah maybe yeah. As the fire
festival guy in charge of me, I'll not trust it.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
I guess let's see what happens with them just trying
to get to the moon again first and see where
we get.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Or maybe NASA was like, hey, all these private investors
have way better spaceships than we do. True, and we're
supposed to be at the cutting edge. We should probably
try to get close to the moon or something. Something
got to be able to do it.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
So we'll see and if that happens, would you go
Would you go to that hotel though?

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Jubile?

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Absolutely? Yeah, yeah, if they could actually do it, I
would definitely go to that hotel. We I'm always said
I would go to space if I knew that, like
there was no possibility of me ever coming back, right yeah.
If they said you can go, We're gonna send you
on space as far as possible, but you'll never come back,
I will go. Really yeah, I'm just that curious about it. Okay, Okay,

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give me enough food to live for a little while,
and I'd be like, well, this is all and this
is what I'm gonna do with the rest of my life.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Right Ah, that's kind of cute, Victoria. And I'll go
for walks and we'll stop and look up at the sky.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
And just wave, gonna lie and that sounds kind of
fun to go to the moon, Like, Okay, well.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Then I'll go for walks by myself and just wave
because I'm not going to the moon.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
And somehow I wind up on a planet with a
bunch of warrior aliens who have great technology. I convinced
them that I'm their king, and then we come back.
Bro know all that, but come back and take over
you like down, Guy'll be like because that that's that

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she will come down to you.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Oh man, that's funny. This is actually kind of fun.
He is creating a show for canceled celebrities. It's an
opportunity for them to try to redeem themselves. So can
you imagine if they put I mean you would have
to get them to agree to it first, but we're
talking about canceled celebrities like Blake Lively, like maybe Kanye West,
like put them all in a house and live together

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and try to redeem themselves.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
I feel like watch that.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Would watch I feel like you have to. It would
depend on who the worst got canceled? Was like why
they got canceded?

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Who the world?

Speaker 9 (15:24):
Like?

Speaker 4 (15:24):
They have to be worse than the other people in
the house, and then they'll be.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Really really canceled. Well, there's always a villain, so yeah,
oh yeah, I get a villain in a house full
of villains.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Basically there's gotta be one worse than the Yeah, oh,
that's gonna be a good show. And lastly, let's talk
about those admin nights. Are you participating in these already?
Apparently this is the new trend where people get together
with their friends one night a month and they do
all of their life stuff together. They pay bills together,
doing their taxes, fill out job applications. So like the

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lifey stuff that usually prevents you from spending time with
your friends, everybody just decided to all do together so
you can still have closeness and relationships.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
I show want to do my taxes at all.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Just be distracted. I don't want to do that.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Yeah, I've been drinking wine.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Right, So anybody said, hey, buddy, you want to come
over and do taxes tonight? Like, no, I don't think
we're be hanging out. I tell you what's going on
right now?

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Right?

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, people are saying, you want to do taxes tonight? Okay,
that's so strending. It's time to catch a cheater. Only
on the Jubile Show, Julia is on the phone today
for to catch a Cheater. She's been with her boyfriend
George for a year, but now she thinks that he
might be messing around, so we'll see if we can

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help her out. Julia, Sorry you have to come on
the show this way, But what's up. Why do you
think George is cheating on you?

Speaker 8 (16:46):
So?

Speaker 6 (16:47):
Uh yeah, So George and I we don't live together,
but basically, like we might as well be. We both
work a lot, so you know, we try to spend
as much time together as you can. But a while ago,
I signed Georgia at my gym that I go to,
so like, basically after work we can like both go

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work out together and spend some time together that way
and decompressed together. Yeah. I figured that was like a
way to kind of like be productive and still spend
time together. And then he actually got me an Apple
Watch and I said we should do like a fitness
challenge on it, and I was like, okay, never had
one before. It's pretty cool. But then so basically it

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was like we were both.

Speaker 8 (17:32):
Doing really good.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
You know, I was like using the app, We were
like using this, you know, all the info on there,
like taking it super seriously.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
You know.

Speaker 8 (17:40):
It's fun to like you know, just basically.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
Check your progress. But yeah, at a certain point he
was like, way more ahead of me, Like there was
like suddenly just like a giant spike in activity.

Speaker 8 (17:51):
And it's like on the thing, it gives you the info.
I said it was.

Speaker 6 (17:53):
Around two am, So I was like, okay, like even
if you fell asleep with it, like he'd never like
a mask that much. Like He's just like, this doesn't
make any sense. It was just like this giant spike.
So I was like, you know, I thought maybe if
she had it on like while he was like by
himself or.

Speaker 8 (18:11):
Something, you know. But then I was like still like.

Speaker 6 (18:15):
You know, but like the like the spike was huge,
and so I was like, well, that still doesn't really
make any sense. It was like it was like a
he was running a marathon for like twenty minutes. So
as he's constantly working like I mentioned before, like there's
no way he would be up that late because he

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had to get up early in the morning and so
he should be sleeping, and he didn't really work out
late at night because.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
He said he keeps them up.

Speaker 6 (18:43):
So I asked him about a couple of days later,
and he said he was stressed that day and couldn't sleep,
so he went for a quick run at the gym
I don't know. Maybe he went to the gym in
the middle of the night. It seems a little weird.
But he worked out with me earlier that day, so
I feel like that was just kind of weird because
he had already worked out. So maybe you can go

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twice in a day, like people do that.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
I just is there anybody that he could have got
his steps in with? I guess whatever we're calling it.
I mean, I see where you're going with that, Like
that is kind of alarming.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
It's two.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
I mean, you're like, okay, bro, twenty minutes is kind
of a sweet spot, you know, So is there anybody
it could be or is there anything else that he's
been doing that's kind of weird?

Speaker 6 (19:27):
No, I feel like he's like when I first met him,
he was like super you know, kind of nerdy, and
he was a little like, you know, kind of softer
and not in shape, not super confident, and he didn't
have a lot of friends, So I don't think there's
anyone that he could be like meeting. He's not like
the most like social guy in the world. He was

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kind of a geek, like, you know, so, do you.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Have an Apple watch?

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Table.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
I do.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Do you know that if you were to be by
yourself at that time, would it make it look like
you were running marathon?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
No, I don't think so. Your heart rate to go
part rate might go up a little bit. Yeah, I
think even if it was on that hand, I don't think. No,
I don't think so. Okay, Yeah, and it definitely wouldn't
never pass it out, but I will this afternoon, Okay,
get back to us. And also probably wouldn't be twenty minutes.
Is he real? But yeah, we'll see if we can
figure it out for you. That is weird.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
Yeah, so, uh, we're like at the gym all the time.
So instead of like maybe I don't know, like flowers
is something you could try to offer like a free
kickboxing class or whatever and then ask them to do
like a plus one and then see like who we
give that to?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Okay, Yeah, we can come up with something to see
if he'll tell us if he invites you or somebody else.

Speaker 8 (20:43):
Yeah, it just seems like more realistic.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Okay. Right in the middle of today's sketch a cheater
if you're just joining us, Julia is on the phone.
She's been with her boyfriend George for a year, but
now she suspects that he might be cheating. So in
a second, we're gonna call him and pretend to be
from the gym that they both go to and say
that we're offering a new kickboxing class for couples and
we'd like him to come, and if we could also
have the name of the person he wants to bring.
We'll see if he believes that and tells us either

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Julia's name or somebody else so we can find out.
All right, Julia, are you ready to give him a call?

Speaker 6 (21:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Okay, real quick. Why don't you catch everybody up in
your situation?

Speaker 7 (21:16):
So?

Speaker 6 (21:17):
Yeah, I'm dating my boyfriend for about a year. We
go to the gym all the time together. When I
was first dating him, he was not in shape.

Speaker 8 (21:27):
Now he is.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
I really got him in shape and was a good
influence on him. But then, uh, and then he bought
me an Apple watch. We've both been like tracking our
progress and I noticed one night at two am some
high activity that didn't make any sense. He said he
was at the gym. But who goes to the gym
at two am?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Right? Yeah, all right, are you ready for us to
call in?

Speaker 6 (21:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, hey, this is Corriboral calling from So I was
looking for our member George. Oh yeah, this is hey bro.
How are you?

Speaker 5 (22:12):
I'm doing good?

Speaker 1 (22:13):
How are you great?

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Man?

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Thank you for asking. Listen, I'm not calling for any
marketing purposes right now. I'm actually calling to say congratulations.
We're actually doing like an incentive for some of our
newer members, and we know you just joined up, and
so I'd like to offer you an exciting opportunity. Like
it's not a sales thing, it's more like you won
you want something.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
Is this one of the things that you add to
like my account?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
No, dude, it's not. Yeah, like I know I'm not
selling it the best, but that's not really my thing.
I'm more of a trainer, you know. But we were
actually doing kickboxing now and we are inviting some of
our new members to sign up for an evening. It's
like an event thing where we're launching our kickboxing but
we're doing like a couples like mixer and stuff like that,

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so you can bring somebody like a date to it.
You guys can do the class, but then also they'll
be like, you know, drinks and stuff after it's kind
of like a fun thing. Oh are you interested?

Speaker 6 (23:11):
Yeah, a kickboxing and that sounds great.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
It's a good workout, it's great, and like you don't
have to sign up for anything. It's literally like it's
just a it's just our way of saying thank you
very much for you know, being a member here, and
we want you to experience all the things we can offer,
and like we're launching this new thing, so it's exciting. Yeah, yeah,
sign me up that Well, it's real simple. I can
just sign you up right now, but I do need

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to know are you going to bring a plus one?
Oh yeah, okay, cool. I just need to know like
their names so we can have it here, you know,
in case they're not a member.

Speaker 10 (23:44):
Yeah, yeah, you should just put down Sophie's is this
girl that works out at the gym and I picked
up and I think this will like totally score points.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
You mean, like you met her here?

Speaker 5 (23:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Oh yeah, that's probably a real excite, you know what
I'm saying. Okay, I can probably look up the name
Sophie and you get the last name or whatever. But
well I'll put you down with Sophie and then for
the event, it's gonna not be at all. Sorry, Yeah,
this is actually the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.
My name's Jubil. Yeah, I'm Nina and I'm Victoria. And

(24:20):
we do a segment called to Catch a Cheater, where
if you think your significant other might be cheating, you
try to set them up. And your girlfriend Julia is
on the phone.

Speaker 11 (24:27):
Actually yeah, Hi, yeah, what what is this?

Speaker 5 (24:33):
What?

Speaker 8 (24:33):
What what's going on?

Speaker 6 (24:36):
Well, who's Sophie.

Speaker 11 (24:38):
Sophie, she's just a girl that works at she works
out at the.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Gym that you picked up at the gym. What do
you mean, Well, that's just what you said.

Speaker 6 (24:50):
Yeah, No, she's just a friend at the gym.

Speaker 11 (24:53):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Would you like me to go back and listen to
it again, because I'm pretty sure you did.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
Yeah, you said a girl I picked up at the gym,
and he was all, oh yeah, so people are meeting
at the gym and you're like, oh yeah, and I'm
going to win points with there. Why would you want
to win points with there?

Speaker 11 (25:09):
I just said that as a as a joke with
the guy, was just asking, like I just wanted to
let him know that I what is this about? How
why are you on the radio, Like why are you
calling calling the radio?

Speaker 6 (25:21):
Well, you know how we have like the Apple watches? Yeah,
well why why at two am? Was there a crazy
spike the other night?

Speaker 11 (25:30):
Why are you like I was just at the gym.
What do you mean that I'm changing like my schedule
and that just happened to be when I.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
Went working out at two am?

Speaker 11 (25:40):
Yeah, I told you, like some nights I can't sleep,
And that's when I met that Sophie person, and she
was just there and we just got to talking.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
It had literally doesn't mean anything. I just thought that
because I go there at night, why.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Wouldn't you take your girlfriend of that class?

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Then?

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Just talking it's.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
Because I can't sleep.

Speaker 11 (26:00):
I was just like, you're being controlling, Like why are
you Why are you always telling me how and when
I should like work out?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
I don't think you're telling you that. Also, George, why
why wouldn't you invite your girlfriend? Why would you invite
Sophie instead?

Speaker 11 (26:12):
Because I should be able to. I mean, it doesn't matter.
I'm not like doing anything with this person. If if
it's two am and I want to invite this person to.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
The gym, you know, then it's two am.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
That's because I can't sleep.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
This is the thing wasn't at two am.

Speaker 11 (26:28):
I can't believe you're like calling the radio station and
then just like controlling me like.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
This, like this is not a relationship.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
How am I controlling you? If i'm if I'm just
asking about a specific thing that you did at two am,
which is like extremely alarming.

Speaker 11 (26:45):
I just went to the gym because I couldn't sleep,
and that's why I probably spiked on them on the watch.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
It's obvious that you're lying. I'm not controlling your line.

Speaker 11 (26:55):
Yeah, I told you. I'm done with that. Like I
told you the other day, I don't know why you're
going through all this trouble. So yeah, I'm seeing I'm
seeing somebody else. Okay, I'm seeing Sophie. Okay, I'm tired
of you like running.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
My life okay, and she like she just tells she
lets me.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
Be who I want to be.

Speaker 12 (27:13):
You know, I think the reason why Sophie even likes
you is because of me, because of what I've done
to like build confidence in you and like like to
do the gym stuff.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
And now you're all like your ego is like big, Now.

Speaker 11 (27:29):
My ego is what do you mean my ego I'm
just like, it's trying to be me and I don't
like this, like the whole controlling thing, like tell me
when I should do things, when I should work out,
when I should eat.

Speaker 6 (27:41):
Well, cool, you can go and do whatever you want
now because you're not under control anymore. You can be
with Sophie because this is over.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
Okay, he hung up.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Julie. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Your intuition was right.

Speaker 8 (27:57):
Yeah, I guess so yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Really sorry, But you will find someone else and maybe
even at the gym.

Speaker 8 (28:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:07):
Yeah, I'm not gonna go for the nerdy guy again again.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
And then in that part too, his self esteem is
probably like temporary. Once this girl Sophie gets bored, then
he's gonna go back to being like whatever and doesn't
know what to do with himself.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
So it's all good.

Speaker 6 (28:22):
Oh, I'm glad I shound out.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Thank you guys, no problem. Yeah, the jewbile shows to
catch a cheater?

Speaker 9 (28:32):
What am I some sort of mentally challenged airheads?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
We did it? No, not even I didn't say that.
It was like, why am I even listening to you
to begin with?

Speaker 9 (28:42):
Your virgin who can't try?

Speaker 1 (28:44):
It's finally time we're for America's favorite trivia game, You
versus Victoria Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for Charlie Pooth tickets. And let's
meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Hello, who's this?

Speaker 13 (29:01):
Hye money, Sophia.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Sophia cutie.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Let's mean our contestant for your verse Victoria. Sofia, Sofia,
Are you ready to play Victoria?

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Play Victoria?

Speaker 14 (29:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
All right, here we go. We're gonna send Victoria out
of the studio. Get out of here, and Sofia. The
game is played like this. You have thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win. Okay, okay, all right, here we go, Sophia,

(29:31):
Your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Which TV show holds the record for the longest running
scripted primetime series in the US.

Speaker 8 (29:39):
The Simpsons.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Which European city was divided by a wall from nineteen
sixty one.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
To nineteen eighty nine. I don't know pass.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
What part of the cello is responsible for producing energy?
What country has the most natural lakes in the world?

Speaker 6 (30:00):
Russia?

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Which TV show popularize the phrase winter is coming.

Speaker 8 (30:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Okay, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while
she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, Sophia,
here's a question for you. It's very personal. I hope
you're ready for it. Have you ever streamed The Jubil
Show on any streaming device? Oh?

Speaker 6 (30:22):
I really really want to, but I don't have the
app yet.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Oh it's free. Yeah, it's a free iHeartRadio app. You
can download it. You can make the station your favorite
on there, just like if you made it a favorite
in your car, and then every time you want to
go on you can listen to us. You can stream us,
but you can also stream us at home on any
other smart devices. You could just be like, hey, Alexa,
put on the Jubil Show, and Alex will be like,
those are my friends? Absolutely?

Speaker 6 (30:44):
Oh coo, okay, yeah, I would go back to you
early on dates they don't have school and try to
call you.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Oh that's dope, thank you very much. All right, Victoria,
here we go thirty seconds. And by the way, I
know we're late with the phone prank, but in case
you missed it a while ago, it was probably the
most award winning radio you've got in your life. It
turned into free sports radio. Our computer froze and so
we couldn't get started with the game early enough. But
right after this will be the phone break. So if

(31:12):
you came here for the phone prank and you're like,
what is this that I'm listening to, we're just running late.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
But we will get we will get it handled. I'll
get to the phone. Actually, all right, here we go
thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has to
beat you. Sofia outright to win, and Sofia you can
tell Victoria win.

Speaker 6 (31:28):
To go, Okay go?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Which TV show holds the record for the longest running
scripted primetime series in the US? Which European city was
divided by a wall from nineteen sixty one to nineteen
eighty nine.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Someone got founding from not knowing walls the other day.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Oh, I'm not going passing it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
What part of the cell is responsible for producing energy
the mitochondria?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
What country has the most natural lakes in the world.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
I don't know if that's right. Wait, Oh, I know this,
I know my I know my biology.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Oh crap, you totally knew the next one. You blew it?

Speaker 4 (32:04):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Not telling you?

Speaker 4 (32:05):
What was the question?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
All right, let's get the answers now and send it
over to our scoreboard. Our scoreboard.

Speaker 15 (32:12):
Producer freeze Sophia with two in Victoria with one.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Sophia, guess what. Congratulations you win? You beat Victoria. Yeah,
you got Charlie Pooth tickets and congratulations.

Speaker 8 (32:26):
Can you give it to the next calling?

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Wow? Not only are you a beast of trivia, you're
also a nice person. Sure, whoever calls up next? The
first call that we pick up after this, you get
Sophia's Charlie Pooth. That's our energy. Nice energy. I like
how some people call not for the prize, they just
want to enough. All right, let's get the answers now

(32:50):
with Nina.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
The Simpsons is the longest running scripted primetime series in
the US.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
The Berlin Wall is the Wall not knowing. Yeah, that's
the city the Wall lived in was Berlin.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
The mitochondria is responsible for producing energy in the cell.
Canada has the most natural lakes in the world, and
the TV show that popularized the phrase Winter is Coming.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Game of Thrones.

Speaker 9 (33:18):
All right.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
If you want to play you for Victoria, play a
sort of this same time every single week earlier a
little bit slightly earlier. But anyway, if you want to play,
just d MS at the Jubil Show or go to
the Jubilshow dot Com.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
First Date follow powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys online
at Advocates.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Law dot com. Russ is on the phone today for
a first date follow up, and he's getting ghosted by
a woman named Leah. So in a few minutes, we're
gonna call her and see if she tell us why
she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date.
But first, Russ, how long has it been since you
heard from Leah?

Speaker 5 (33:50):
Hey, guys, it's been almost two weeks now and heard
from her?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Oh oh so it's are you sitting around waiting to
hear from her?

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Well? Yeah, I mean I don't usually get like ghosted
like this. You know, It's kind of why I'm calling you, guys.
This just doesn't really happen to me. But it's you know,
it's just frustrating. You know, I don't really know what
else to do.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah, I mean, it sucks no matter what it's frustrating.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Well, why don't you tell us about the date.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Yeah, well, so let's see. We went to like this
tapas place that was really good. We met up there.
They had like dim lights. She wore like this like
little black dress.

Speaker 9 (34:35):
She great.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
Yeah, it was nice and it was like loud enough
to feel fun, but still quiet enough to talk. So
we were able to have conversation and stuff, and we
ordered like, you know, a bunch of the small place
and shared everything. Everything was really good. We had like
nice convo banner back and forth just right away. It

(34:56):
was good chemistry, and you know, we were laughing the
whole time. I mean, it felt easy to me, but
I don't know. After dinner we started, we went to
go walk around the neighborhood and we ended up sitting
on like a low wall outside, and you know, I
could feel a little tension building and stuff. And I

(35:18):
was smooth though, and I told her that I wanted
to kiss her, but I wasn't going to do that
because I'm a gentleman, and yeah, I wanted her to
know I'm different.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
And I don't know.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
She said that she had a really good time, and well,
how did.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
She react to that moment when you were like, I
want to kiss you, but I'm not going to kiss.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
You because I'm a gentleman.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
Well she just yeah, I mean she just kind of
like smiled and giggled, and I don't know, she seemed
positive about it. And then, like I said, she said
that she had a really good time. So I don't know,
it feel like a good moment, but I don't know
if I'm overthinking it. You know, I'm sitting here wondering,
you know, why she got back to me, And I thought,

(36:01):
I gotta admit to you guys, like something weird kind
of did happen on the date. And I mean it's
not that bad, but basically, like I ordered this lava
cake and when it arrived, I like, I stuck my
finger in it, and.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
I just why why?

Speaker 5 (36:21):
I did it? Instinctively because it's something that me and
my ex would do every time that we ordered one.
And she laughed, but why And I don't know. She
laughed when I told her the story, but I don't know.
Then I kind of realized it was a very weird
thing to do, especially on first date.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Would react so some guys taking a finger and a
lava cake that I was really excited to eat.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
I feel like you had just had to touch it up. Okay,
well yourself, you're self aware.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Thanks, I mean, I just you know, I thought I
redeemed myself though by not kissing her.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
I don't know. Russ is on the phone and he's
getting ghosted by a woman named Leah, and so we're
about to call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date.
But before we do that, Russ, why don't you break
down your date again for us real quick?

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Yeah? You know, I went on a date with Leah.
It's been about two weeks since I heard from her.
We had a great date. We went to a tapas place,
a lot of chemistry, a lot of conversation. After the date,
we had kind of a romantic moment where we were
about to kiss that I didn't go through with it.
I wanted to be a gentleman, and I don't know.

(37:44):
The only thing I can really think about that maybe
I did wrong was we got a cake to lave
a cake at dinner and I just had a kind
of an immature moment and I stuck my finger in it.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Usually a huge turn on. I can see why you
did it? All right, we'll see if they see if
that move was the move that made her ghost you.
Are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 5 (38:17):
I am?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Well, we'll see all right. Here we go. Hello, Hi, man,
speak to Leah? Please?

Speaker 6 (38:34):
Who's calling?

Speaker 8 (38:35):
I guess?

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Hi Leah? How are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jubil Show. Hi, Leah, I'm Nina.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Hi, I'm Victoria and.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
My name is Jeb.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
What's up?

Speaker 14 (38:44):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (38:44):
Okay? So wait and is this on the radio right now?

Speaker 5 (38:52):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Listened to the show before?

Speaker 13 (38:56):
Yeah, I used to listen on my commute, but now
I actually work from home a couple of days a week.

Speaker 6 (39:01):
Oh, my radio habits have changed a little bit.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
You know.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
I stream the show and whatever you're on. You can
be like, hey, Alexa streams Jule show and then it'll
do that for you. But we do do a segment
on the show called the First Date follow Up, where
if you go out on a date with somebody and
you would up ghosting them, that person can email us
to ask why you're ghosting them. And we got an
email about you from someone.

Speaker 14 (39:22):
Yeah, yeah, Russ, would you mind telling us why you're
ghosting Russ. Oh, well, look, I mean he's very nice,
he's funny, and he's attractive, but there's just I don't know,
there's something that kind of made me pause. I guess

(39:44):
it was we had a dinner date.

Speaker 6 (39:45):
Maybe he caught you up, but.

Speaker 16 (39:47):
It was like it was a topest place worth a
lot of food, and he kind of narrated everything that
happened the whole life.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
He narrated everything. What does that mean?

Speaker 14 (39:56):
Like yes, Like it was like every bite, everything, every
movie he did.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
It was like he spoke.

Speaker 14 (40:02):
It out loud, like like the first the first thing
comes out, it's like croquettes and he's like, oh here
we go, strong presentation.

Speaker 8 (40:10):
Like.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Everything. Was he being funny? You're like serious?

Speaker 6 (40:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (40:17):
I mean like at first I thought it was funny
and it was like it was kind of charming, but
it like it wouldn't stop. It was like before every bite,
every bite, he's like, okay, I'm going to go in
with the fork and he was like, you know what,
as I'm chewing, I can notice this and this, and
then he's like I'm going to take another bite, and
then he would take another bite and he was like
it kept going and I was like, we're not really

(40:37):
talking about anything about ourselves.

Speaker 6 (40:39):
Like I didn't feel like I got to know him.

Speaker 13 (40:41):
I just was kind of knowing his thoughts in real time,
like a podcast.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Interesting, okay, a live podcast. And it wasn't the finger
in the lava cake that that made you Ghoston was
at the final straw. He told us about that.

Speaker 14 (40:56):
No, it was honestly, like, I mean, I thought that
it was like bizarre, but.

Speaker 16 (40:59):
He explained that it was kind of like like a.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
Bit he would do.

Speaker 16 (41:03):
With an Ax, And I was, I mean, everybody kind
of has stuff like that, but it was like, I
probably that was like the only thing I learned about
him other than just kind of like his immediate impression
of every bite of suit.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Okay, all right, well, thank you for telling us why
you're ghosting. And Leah Russ is actually on the phone
and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
Okay, you can hear me, y, yes, you goo see
because I talked.

Speaker 13 (41:31):
Okay, it's not it's not just talking, it's like narrating.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
I was being an enthusiastic what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Sure? I don't know.

Speaker 14 (41:41):
I mean, it's crazy to be like I'm going in
for another bite right before you take another bite, like oh,
there's like a sweety nuttness first, and then there's like
a smoky finish after taste, and like, come on.

Speaker 5 (41:57):
That's called sharing an experience like you saying.

Speaker 14 (42:00):
It, Oh my god, No, that's called like live commentary.
It's like being on TikTok watching a food blogger, like
a little like they're hot takes, they're one to ten.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
So instead of saying something you just disappeared on me
it was the first time meeting.

Speaker 6 (42:19):
I just didn't want to hurt your feelings.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Well you did on the radio too, Rush, I feel
bad for you now, man, Well you don't have to
feel bad for me. It just is what it is.
But I think she's overreacting over all that. I don't
think it's so big of a deal. I thought I
was being funny.

Speaker 6 (42:42):
No, I mean it is kind of a problem.

Speaker 14 (42:46):
I mean it's it's sort of it feels a little
like domineering and kind of like, I don't know, like
a little bit.

Speaker 13 (42:51):
Selfish, like at least on a first day too. I
want to talk and get to know somebody. So it
just seems like an odd precedent. I can only imagine
kissing or out, and then it's like I get a
play by play of like I'm thinking about putting my
hand on the small of your back and.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Ross of painting. Leo, would you like another day with Russ?
Will pay for it?

Speaker 8 (43:18):
No, it's okay.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Oh wow, Well Russ is gonna get off the phone
and go finish the rest of his day and go
get a chocolate cake and stick my finger in it
and I'll feel better.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Imagine this, it's thede will show. It's payday and you
log into your bank account and realize that the take
from the past few weeks of working your fingers to
the bone seems a little bit light. So you start
inspecting your check and realize that you've been paying child
support for a kid that you don't know, that lives

(43:55):
in a different state and that wasn't created by you
doing the Louisiana shuffle. Then you call to say, hey,
that baby isn't mine, but the powers that be are
all like, whatever, you have to pay for the kid anyway,
you'd be angry, right, Yeah, Well that's a real thing
that could happen to you. And I say that because
there's a story going viral. It's crazy, but also As

(44:17):
people freaked out that their hard earned money could just
be taken away from them to pay for a kid
who isn't theirs, and there's nothing they can do about it.
Here's the story. A forty five year old dude in Dallas,
who already pays child support for two daughters in Texas,
first learned something was wrong after receiving a formal notice
demanding fourteen hundred dollars in back child support for a

(44:39):
five year old girl that lives in Florida, a state
that he's never lived in, visited, or accidentally to father
to child in that he knows that right. A deeper
review of his pay stuffs revealed that's starting in January
twenty twenty three, the state had quietly added a third
child to his wage garnishment, deducting an extra one hundred

(45:00):
twenty six dollars per paycheck for child support. Random for
a kid that isn't his lives in a state that
he's never even been in, and he's paying child support
for him. He said, I just assumed it was taxes
or inflation or whatever, and then he checked it out
and he found out that they were taking child support
for a kid who isn't his at all, he's never

(45:21):
met and lives in a different state. After tracking down
the child's mother in Florida and confirming there was a
clerical mix up involving another man with the same first
and last name, oh wow sucks officials Initially, officials initially
assured him the issue would be corrected. However, last week,

(45:44):
the woman filed a lawsuit requesting that the payments remain
in place, what citing a financial alliance, and that the
administrative continuity and that her filing what her filing describes
as good faith receipt of funds because she basically doesn't
want to stop receiving child support because they probably can't

(46:05):
track down the other dude. I was about to.

Speaker 8 (46:07):
Say, problem.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, we're talking about a guy who's making national headlines
because his wages were garnished for child support for a
kid that isn't his, that lives in a different state
that he can and the woman is now suing him,
saying that she doesn't want the payments to stop, even
though she knows the kid is in his Her attorney
argued that while the identity error is unfortunate, the child

(46:32):
has been supported for three years under a lawful court
order and a sudden stop in payments could negatively impact
the household. It goes on to say, and while this
man may have never met the child or the mother
and is definitely not the biological father, he has become
he has been paying support, and he has become their
financial father figure, and the lack of support would just

(46:58):
perpetuate another absent father in the child's life, and would
retraumatize the mother who has become dependent on the money,
because it would be another man leaving her empty handed.

Speaker 15 (47:07):
Way, it was like one hundred and twenty four dollars
a month or something like that.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yeah, he's been paying He's been paying.

Speaker 15 (47:13):
It for years, right, But to be going through all
this legal stuff like for that amount seems ridiculous to me.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
I just think it's such a shocking response.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
If you find out you've been taking money from somebody
that it shouldn't be yours, I'd be like, oh my gosh,
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Let me find a way to repay you that not like, no,
I can't find the real dad, so I want this
guy to keep paying child support for my kid. It's
hard out here. Maybe that's the one hundred and twenty
four dollars. We're keeping the lights on, you know what
I mean, what other people do? Just go to some
other dude, make them fall in love with you and
then he could pay for it and only fans account.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
That's right, answer, both of.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
You, all the answers.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Meanwhile, the state confirmed that it is an accident in
a clerical error, but it will continue to garnish the
man's wages because it's a process. The process of fixing
it would take several weeks to several fiscal quarters to
figure out, So they're just gonna continue to burnish the
guy's way. Joe, who lazy enough? Like what that's the

(48:14):
way the law works, honestly.

Speaker 15 (48:15):
Like I've been through a divorce and some custody not
custody stuff, but child support stuff, and you definitely just
have to go with it until you fight it.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Divorce things are crazy, right, because like it is insane.
Somebody could like I literally had money stolen from an
account of mine right quite quite a few dollars, And
I'm like, hey, if that would happen on the street,
this person right into an account that they're currently not
supposed to be in thousands of dollars that would be

(48:44):
a felony. Am I correct? And they're like, yeah, but
this is a divorce, it's different. And I'm like, how
is that different? Can I call the police and say, hey,
this is a felony. This person stole thousands of dollars
from my account and they're like, no, they don't. You can,
they don't. They won't give it time because love.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
I feel like they're just like, it was your fault
to marry this person, so now everything that happens after
the fact is now your fault too. I'm not saying
that's what it's crazy. I'm just saying that that could
be what it is. And sometimes I do think that.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
We're talking about stories that's gone viral and has a
lot of people freaked out because of what the government
is doing. In the case, but a man was having
his wages garners for child support for a child that
isn't his, that he's never met, that lives in a
different state. The woman doesn't want the child support to
stop because she doesn't want time to go away, so
she wants to sue to keep it going, and the
government has just been like, were We're going to keep
garnishing your wages? A spokesperson for the government explained that

(49:39):
stopping garnishment prematurely could create accounting complication, and they said
it's easier to keep taking the money. They literally said,
it's just easier. You don't have to do anything. They
said they would have to figure out who has been
taking it. We'd first have to locate the real father,
and that involves a lot of paperwork. Wo, somebody, you'll

(50:00):
have to do your job.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Okay, well, now find this guy and all my money
is getting taken away. I'm going to demand to know
the child.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
I'm going to demand cards every Father's Day.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
I'm going to be like, tell me you love me
every day, five times a day, Like you got to
have some kind of gifts. Like if the kid is cool,
then maybe you'll feel a little bit better about being
like completely like stolen from you know.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
When the man visited the Attorney General's office, staff reportedly
pulled up a photo of the actual father who has
dreadlocks the other guys, I don't know why they felt
to put the factor and he said that ain't me
and despite acknowledging their officials warned him that suing the
state would likely cost more in legal fees that he's

(50:45):
trying to recover. So basically like, if you sue this,
it's just gonna cost you more, so you might as
well just keep taking it.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Yes, I would rather just sue just.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
For the help. Right now, you're trying to prove a point. Yes,
for now. The dude is still paying child support for
two dollars, knows that are his one, he's never met,
a state that he's never lived in, and being told
eventually he might get his money back started fund I'm

(51:13):
dead opportunities. The man is still having his pay stubs
garnished to support the child and commented, I guess I'm
co parenting by accident. Now just give yeah my boy
kid though anyway, Yeah, I mean I would be like

(51:35):
welcome to pay for his kid. I want to least,
you know, Scott sures to do discipline, you know. Yeah,
I've got stuff that he's fixing around the house. Bring
the kid out over the summer. I'll put them to work.
I mean, I don't know. I got to give my
money back somehow. Give us three minutes and we'll give

(51:57):
you everything you need to know for the day. Brought
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home from Achino. It's time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
So everybody's talking about chubby cats right now, Victoria and.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Victoria has a cat named Amosa who is thick.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
She's a limb thick, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
She's not alone there.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
There's a lot of thicky dicks out there in the
kiddie department. And so there's a company that's putting all
their focus and energy on how.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
To make these kiddies a little. This cat's less fit.
I get white cats are putting on weight. I saw
a fancy feast commercial the other day and yeah, it
was like, yeah, I didn't realize it. It was a fancy
feece commercial. Like the sound was down and it showed
this thing on a plate it looked like flying, and

(52:46):
I was like, damn, that looks good. What is it?
So I watched and then I saw it was fancy
fee and I was like, no, wonder, these cats are
gaining weight. Their food looks really good. Are Yeah I
want to I believe that he totally would.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
So we're going to talk about all those fancy beasts
these cats are eating and what they're doing to help
them not.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Eat as much. Just a second.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
But first, have you guys seen Kiss All the Time?
Disco occasionally is trending? Do you know what that refers to?
I will give you a gold star if you know
what that means.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
It's Harry Styles his new music.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
I thought for sure. Yeah, he's got a new album
that's dropping in March. And he also did just announce
that he's going to be doing another residency at Madison
Square Garden in New York. So Harry Styles is prepping
to make this year all about Harry Styles.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
He makes nobody's mad at him about it.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
He does make good music, and he seems like a
really good duke, like he's grown up, like outside of
one direction, like he's sweet whatever. And then now he
just feels like he's owning.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
His jagger or something. You know. Yeah, everybody says that
I just can't I can't get I don't know what
I mean.

Speaker 15 (54:02):
He doesn't look exactly like mc jagger, but they wear
the same butterfly collar and they do maybe.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Like iconic like that one day.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
But anyway, so get ready for a Kiss All the
Time's old Harry Styles.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Maybe that's what I'm maybe that's what I'm seeing.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
However, you like to think about him, think about him
a lot, because he's going to be everywhere this year.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
McK jagger, Harry styles.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Harry all the time, disco occasionally duh, Mick Jagger's still alive.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Yes, yeah, he was gonna be everywhere. Mc jagger got
the fact that Victoria had to google who he was.
He still girls, he still pulls women in his eighties.
It's crazy. Yeah, that's what money he'll do. That's true,
that's true, very true.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Well, I don't know what's going on with Donuts, but
it seems like you're kind of having an identity crisis
because earlier this week we were talking about how Crumble
Cookies was going to start bringing on into their repertoire.
But also there's another place that's taking the donut and
they're creating Antoby donuts and all this other stuff with cheese,
but it just feels like a bagel. So I feel

(55:11):
like they're having a little bit of an issue of
trying to decide which direction they're going to go. Are
they feeling left out? Are we not eating donuts the
way that we used to eat donuts? That they need
to either be a cookie or a bagel.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
They should just choose one direction. Get it, get it.
I think people are tired. They're tired. They get bored
of food. You know, like bagels, Yeah, all right, whatever,
bagels a lot bagel donut though, I've never seen that.
I'll eat that. They're just always wanting new things in

(55:45):
the donut. Everybody's trying to make a donut everything other
than it is.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Leave it as a donut.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
It's just fried dough. Let it be. Just love it
for what it is. Anyway, this is America. You can't
do that with food. It's like they have to figure
out a way to fry it and make it even
more deep fried and more buttery.

Speaker 14 (56:03):
You know.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Face. They could just make a bow knot. It's just
bluter and doughnut for aut.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Speaking of that, cats might be getting into it. Apparently
there's a lot of upping cats out Hereah.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
By the way, the food I'm talking about that I said,
looked delicious when I saw it on TV. It's the
fancy feast, delicate moost petis. It looks moosey. Yeah, it
looks like something you get at a fancy restaurant. Pat
makes me want a vomit. It's just like this mushy meat.
It's got like this drizzle of something on top of it.

(56:41):
I'm like this last cats eat well.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
People doesn't eat regular food, but fancy fee.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
It has to be a cat that would eat that
kind of stuff, right, cat would definitely be a foodie,
one of those annoying ones. If it was a person,
it would definitely be somebody who yelps about restaurants.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
One.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Well, apparently people are picking up on cats and wanting
to say, listen, you little foodies, we're trying to help
you be a.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Little bit more slim thick, slimmer than thick. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
There's a company that's doing clinical trials of GLP one
for cats or weight loss implants that they're putting underneath
of their skin, under a cat's skin to release the
weight loss medicine. And so over six months, your chubby
kitty goes to a little one doing all that for
you cat. I feel like it's a waste of money.
Isn't it a waste of time?

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Unless your cat is like diabetes or something like sure.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Sure, sure, sure, but I mean such a I feel
like there's not a lot of cats out. I don't
know cats, you know, personally, I don't know how they think,
but I kind of get out they think they're not
nice all the time, but I'm sure they're not self
conscious about their weight. Probably, Yeah, they don't wake up
in the morning. These these furs make my buttlo baby.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
I feel like that's the human putting some insecurities onto
the cat, and we're like, we got to get you
on some weight loss. I think you can look sexy
bits too many biscuits. It's just so silly.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
They're hoping to get FDA approved by twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
So that's what's trendy cat ozmpic cat it is.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
It's when the FDA gets these kind of our questions.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
What do you think they do?

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Like do they do?

Speaker 4 (58:18):
They look at it and be.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Like, wow, this will be going. I think in this country,
our FDA just goes, is there way for us this? Absolutely?
We can move this. Yeah, way, delve into insecurity to
make money. Let's do it. The only research we have
from this is that the cats we've given it to
sprout a separate head that speaks only Spanish. What do
you think, though, perfect, you can't make a lot of

(58:41):
money off it. They're like, that's fine, I'll just tell
them that the side effect.

Speaker 15 (58:45):
Worn your cat might sprout a second Spanish head at
the bottom.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
And then they say dogs are next. Oh that's what trend,
all right, jewbles dirty little secret? Hello, Hello, Hey, you
have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 8 (59:03):
I do?

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 9 (59:05):
Okay? So, basically, my best friend that I have for
about five years now, she has his boyfriend that she's
been dating for eight months. And me and him worked
together and we went on this trip for work, and

(59:28):
I think he could put some pubble pieces together just
figure out what happens.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
You should probably spell it out.

Speaker 9 (59:39):
Yeah, So we have some drinks and we went back
to the hotel room and.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
Wait, where was your best friend during this trip?

Speaker 9 (59:48):
She was at home?

Speaker 4 (59:49):
So wait, oh it was a work trip.

Speaker 8 (59:52):
My bad.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Okay, so you messed around with your best friends, dude?

Speaker 8 (59:58):
Yeah, and she has no idea.

Speaker 9 (01:00:03):
Well, I've tried hinting to her that something's happened, and
she's just the kind of a biliy, isn't it?

Speaker 8 (01:00:10):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
How have you tried hinting it?

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
Why not also just say something? I like got your
hinting and scurrying around.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
The preas because you kind of get cut off.

Speaker 9 (01:00:17):
Too, well, I think kind of telling her about me
and him stayed in the same hotel room, me and
ham got drikes and me and have.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Close that doesn't raised anything like catching on to that.
She doesn't want to hear are best friends.

Speaker 9 (01:00:35):
Yay, it's bad.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
How so how many times? Oh I didn't. This only
happened once, okay, okay.

Speaker 9 (01:00:44):
And it wasn't like full warm, but it did happen.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Okay. Well, eventually you probably are just gonna have to
tell your friend if you want to tell her. Yeah,
well you have to tell me if it can happen
with you. You don't know what he's doing with other people.

Speaker 9 (01:00:59):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. And for a while
I've been telling her that he's been cheating on her
because I feel like he is in this kind of
disfruved boy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not trying to laugh,
but it is funny. You're like, I think he's cheating
on you, and then.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
It's one way to prove it. Yeah, well, thank you
for telling us your dirty little secret. Good luck, okay,
good bye bye. What's your dirty little secret? Text subol
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