Full Jubal Show from Monday Febuary 2nd, 2026

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How do you make a woman's swoon? It's the jewbile show,
and let's face it, some guys are naturals at it,
and others slide into ladies dms.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Like hey hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey, here's a
picture for you to look at. Hey hey hey hey
hey hey for fifteen months straight, and others look like
cartoon characters whose tongues drop out of their mouth and
steam comes out of their ears every time an attractive
lady walks alive. Not exactly the things that make a

(00:32):
woman swoon, and that's why there's a list going viral
traits that make women swoon, just in time for Valentine's Day.
What is the number one way that they say to
make a woman's swoon. We'll tell you in just a second,
but let's go over some of the other things from
this article on how to make any woman swoon.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
It's really about that, Valentine. So I'm interested to see
what this says. Humble confidence.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yes, what do you mean by humble confidence?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
You're not cocky? He's cocky.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
You know what you bring to the table. Yeah, okay,
but you're not walking around like yach dude. So anyway,
I make howl money, a lot of touchdowns. I couldn't
totally go on pro, but then I had that knee injury,
you know what I mean. But I'm in real estate
right now and I'm crushing. It's just like I crush everything.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
But those people are not confident though, So if they
are doing that, those are the ones that are not
confident exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Humble confidence shows that he has a solid balance between
being strong and self directed without being arrogrant, arrogant or
a know it all.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
I'm so into that, Like I'm kind of turned on
just thinking about it. I love that trait so much.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Another one of the top traits that will make any
woman swoon, according to this article that's going viral, will
tell you what the number one thing is in just
a second. But the ability to anticipate what a woman
wants slash needs.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Mind You're gonna read mine, You're in.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, so hot.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Usually it means Carrie snacks. If she's starting to act up,
give her a snack and everything will be okay.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
And I mean food, I mean real.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
What's hit?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
It says women can do this for people, but men
often struggle with knowing what another person might need without
being specifically directed on what to do.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Mm hmm guys. But I feel like it's not I
don't want to say it's not that hard, but it's
not that hard.

Speaker 7 (02:26):
Nah.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
But men we like like, we will do what you need.
Just tell us what it is.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
It's just I think it's a communication thing. Guys are
just very literal and direct a lot of times, you know.

Speaker 8 (02:36):
Just tell us what it is and we'll fix the problem.
But if you don't tell us and then you're getting
mad because you're guessing.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Right, you just know, Yeah, if you handle it with
care and you're like, I see that there's something going on,
and you start to create that dialogue and keep her
soft even if she's a.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Little riled, then you'll probably get the answer you need
and everything will be.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Handled well and learning right. Like my girl and I
were in a converse the other day and it was
about something and I was like, what could I what?
What could I have said? That's better? Don't I don't
want to have to tell you what to say. And
I was like, I was like, I hear that, But
the reason I'm asking is so I can learn. I'm

(03:18):
not trying to find out what I can say to
shut you up. That's not what I'm doing. I want
to learn what I can do better so that I
can take note of it and try to do that again.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
He's doing what he does, what he does. You're taking
information so that later you don't have to ask. There
you go.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
If you want somebody to answer this patri and needs
lady to train them like a.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
I didn't work though, after you explained why you were
asking that question, was able.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
To give you what you needed. And then she explained
to me what what the thing was, and I'm like, Okay,
that makes sense. I'll remember that. That's how things you
need to hear things. Yeah, exactly so much. My AI
engine started working and taking note of that. Going over
a article that's going viral just in time for Valentine's
Day season. Traits that make women swoon. The number two

(04:09):
on the list is using spontaneous appropriate humor appropriate because
a rare trait that makes women's swoon is genuine spontaneous
humor that appeals to their taste. Yeah, cat, but a

(04:30):
good dirty joke kit every time. Just walking into the
room like it's one of your bros and farting really loud.
That was hilarious. I'm not going to do it right, no, no, okay,
never mind weird. And the number one thing that they
say will make any woman swoon just in time for

(04:53):
Valentine's Day is be an active listener. And that doesn't
mean running in place while they're talking. It says active
listening is rare in men. Yeah, that's why you hear
the term man's plaining. Man who's modest, doesn't brag and
listens intently to what other people say without piggybacking on
that person's comments to bring focus back to themselves is

(05:16):
a rare type of guy. That's actually really true.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Do you think it's pretty rare?

Speaker 5 (05:20):
It is pretty rare, And I think sometimes guys can't
help themselves. That's why I find myself in situations where
people talk about themselves a lot, and so ask questions.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
But I think I'm starting to realize that's kind of flaggy.

Speaker 9 (05:32):
But but I feel like as long as you say
things a certain way, like I don't mind if you
have to explain something like, say it in a certain
way where you're not being I think it goes back
to like the arrogant and cocky and like all about
me type of vibe.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Well, conversation with somebody Victoria and you're like, yeah, I
went snowboarding this weekend, and he takes and he's like, yeah,
so I went to the coolest mountain.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
In Japan and I snowboarded, and then like I got
a gold medal in my head? You know what I mean?
That's time and we can't even get back to this.
Snowboarded this weekend.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
I got the gold medal in my head? Is crazy?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Heard something like that or whatever I read it. I
read an article once that said that when a woman
says she wants you to share more, it means she
wants you to listen more.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Oh that's not okay.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I'm like, it's like a mind trick, isn't it. I
want you to share more, but really I just want
you to be quiet, figure out me share and no
I feel connected to you. No, it's the follow up questions.
It's to be present. Guys. They're making it way harder
than it needs to be. Do not talk about yourself.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Right right. I want to get to know you. I
want to get to know you, but don't talk about yourself.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Just streaky, shut up and listen.

Speaker 10 (06:52):
Talk about you.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
It's another Jubile Phone.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Trank weekday mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Hello, yeah, this is Skyler. I need to speak with
Allison who owns Alison's WiFi.

Speaker 10 (07:10):
This is Allison.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
I know because I got your phone number, but I
need to talk about your WiFi.

Speaker 10 (07:16):
I'm sorry, who is this?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
My name is Skyler, and we need to figure out
some sort of schedule and we need to figure out
a cap.

Speaker 10 (07:24):
I'm sorry, who are you? And how do you have
my number?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh my god, my god, oh my god. I can't
have said it like three times now, but my name
is Skyler. Skyler, Skyler, Okay, I got I got Skyler.

Speaker 10 (07:41):
Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
So I live upstairs from you, and your wifi's name
is Allison's WiFi, right, yeah, yeah, yes, your WiFi is
named Alison's WiFi and it's on the same band Networks
as my WiFi, and so it's been showing my fall
away WiFi down and I had a packet lost yesterday
in the middle of my gave me and that's it's
not the first time that it's happened, and it completes me.

Speaker 10 (08:03):
WHOA, I'm sorry, I still don't understand what you're talking about,
Like Is there something in your mouth?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
I mean, yes, there are braces in my mouth. Yes. Wait,
are you trying to bully me out? Are you? I'm
making fun of my breaches because because like I will be.
I report to the office for our apartment building.

Speaker 10 (08:23):
Real quick, Wait, are you the person who complained about
my WiFi interfering with their WiFi? Are you the person
who like complained to building management?

Speaker 11 (08:32):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
I went down to the front office and I talked
him about it because I said it was especially with
my gaming experience and slowing down my speeds. And they
were furious about it. They said they were going to
evict you, and I said, and I said, don't evict
her until I talked to her like I saved you.

Speaker 10 (08:46):
You pretty much have a home that they would evict me. Hey,
hey kid, hey, get off your computer and get a life.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh oh oh, you're just cussing me. You just wore
you just rut.

Speaker 10 (09:00):
I will swear at you. I will your door, and
I will knock on your door, and I'll talk to
you like a grown up can talk.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
That's why, That's why I'm calling you, because we need
you figure out and we never come to a peaceful revolution.
But your WiFi is on.

Speaker 10 (09:16):
The same I can't even figure out what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Your Wi Fi at work, Alison's WiFi.

Speaker 10 (09:23):
I'm going to go upstairs and take your wife.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Okay, So I know that you're super old or whatever,
but you know what a WiFi network is, and so
I'm assuming you. I'm assuming you do. Of course I
know it. Yeah, your wife Alison's wi.

Speaker 10 (09:37):
I know what a WiFi is. But I still actually, like,
have a life. I don't just sit there all day
in front of my computer hoping that some girl is
actually a real girl who's going to talk to me
and not a grandpa in Russia.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Okay, So I feel like I was a slam on
me because I'm on the computer all day playing games, and.

Speaker 10 (09:55):
I feel like you're computer all day, like paying to
look at women. What are you doing on this computer
all day? Kind of weird. I'm weird that you're correcting me,
that you're calling it's weird.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
It's weird that you don't care about the struggles of
a young youth who's who's gaming and the game and
we don't.

Speaker 10 (10:16):
I actually don't give us at all.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Oh, you're catching me again.

Speaker 10 (10:21):
Yeah I did, and I will again because parently, you're
just some little head kid who stares. Oh you know
what you could actually do for me? You can tell
your parents to come and talk to me. I'm I'm
sure they're they're super proud of the little giger that
they raised up there.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I tried to talk to my parents, but they were
being dicks about it, and they said that I can't
call someone that they can't go and like complain to
somebody about their WiFi. So I just to take upon
myself once again to call and handle it myself, because
it's like yesterday, I died. I died mid match. I
died mid match because I've packet lots. You don't even
understand what that means.

Speaker 10 (10:56):
Yeah, And I'm about to hang up the phone right
now because I'm tired of being yet by some.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Little Okay, okay, all right, okay, well all right, well
you coach your own faith, then you coase your own fain.
I'm gonna have to take things in my own hands.

Speaker 10 (11:09):
Oh no, oh no, not my WiFi. Oh my gosh.
You know what I'm gonna do. I'm going to call
the leaf and tell them that some little kid is
harassing me. He's stalking me. He's got my phone number,
he's obsessed with me, and it's been going on for months.
So what do you think about that? Your little said,
I'm going to get your little arrested for stalking. Do

(11:31):
you know what they do a little boy like you
and juvenile attention center?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Allison, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone prank on you and your boyfriend set you up.

Speaker 10 (11:43):
I should have been a joke, like right away, he.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Said, you guys got a weird complaint the other day
about your WiFi interfering with someone else's and he wanted
to mess with you.

Speaker 10 (11:53):
Oh, he's gonna hear from me.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Wake up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks, we say,
Mornings on the Funny. Give us three minutes and we'll
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Brought to you by Muchaeles. You'd been going auburn your
home from MACHINEO. It's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 5 (12:08):
So there's something that people are starting to do now
to distract themselves from picking up their phones when they're bored.
Something yet, something that they start caring with you and
they're trying to make it trendy. And let's see if
you want to have one, or maybe you already do.
We'll talk about that in just a second. But first, okay,
fellas way to bring many vans back? What mini vans

(12:28):
are sexy again? And they are making a comeback big time?

Speaker 4 (12:32):
And I think do man in fact that they said
they are sexy again?

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Yeah, and it's the millennial men that are bringing back
the minivans and making them that.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
I can see why. I mean, anytime I've ever rented
a minivan, there's so dope. I always think about buying one,
Like man, this is so functional and it's fun. It
has so many gadgets in it. Do you feel sexy
and don't feel sexy? But who cares? But she matching?

Speaker 5 (13:03):
Ye the way that they're starting to reimagine some of
these vans. So many vans are already increasing in sales,
but this type of van isn't out yet, but they're
starting to drop, like images or commercials of mini vans
that are able to go off roading and many vans
that can do all the dude stuff, you know, so
to make it sex, to make it sexy. But the
ones I have the TVs in it are super legitimate

(13:24):
and like the chairs that you can just lay all
the way back in.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Spvan man, get a sper van.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah? Did we get a van when we went on
one of our work trips Jubile, Yes we did. Yeah,
I thought so. That's why I remembered it because I
sprawled out in the backseats. Pretty nice, it's pretty great.
Oh if we did that other video of Victoria that
we made with the minivan. Oh yeah, oh see, okay,
I'm kind of with it. Minivans are fun. Speaking of roads,

(13:51):
if you will.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
The Final Fast and the Furious movie has finally got
its release date and it's twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
So that's that's the date Final one? Are we sure?
That's what they said?

Speaker 5 (14:00):
The final And I started to deep dive because I
was like, wait a minute, the last year another one?

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yes, but this is part two of the final one,
so it comes out in twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
The final one.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, it's Fast.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
It's Fast X part two. And this one is said
to be the last, last last.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Night of all of them. It's the same cast, Tyres
and every one of them. I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
I've literally never seen any of them.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
It was great when Paul Walker wasn't it? And then
I kind of dropped off. But there are fourteen.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Movies total, now fourteen? So then I did a Google
search and I was like, wait a minute, is this
the most ever? And then I was quickly corrected because Godzilla.
Actually that franchise holds the record for the most movies
with thirty five films. WHOA Then, as expected, Marvel has
about thirty and then James Bond has twenty five.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
But that makes sense for all of those. How did
we pump out fourteen? Harry's movie It's Crazy became a factory.
But that just shows you how into cars people are.
So bring us back to the sexy minivan. You start
working that it. Yeah, you want jewels, Bunny, I actually

(15:16):
really love to see that.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
And lastly, if you want to entertain yourself with anything
other than your phone, the world is going analog. At
least that's the trend, and that's what people are claiming,
so basically meaning you're doing anything other than scrolling. But
in order to make this a successful goal for you,
people have started carrying analog bags.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
In the bag is coloring books? Is a journal? Is
a regular book?

Speaker 5 (15:41):
Crossword puzzles, anything you can imagine to do instead of
when you're just sitting I don't know, like in the
doctor's office or something. Instead of scrolling on your phone,
you pull it out and you're like crossword puzzle.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah. I used to doodle a lot.

Speaker 8 (15:57):
Day.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
You can doodle on your phone.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah, of apps for that.

Speaker 8 (16:01):
It's different than having a pen and just like drawing
and you don't really know what you're drawing, and then
by the time you're done, you're like, wow, I just
drew something really disturbing.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Wow, I didn't know it was in my subconscious I
should probably go see somebody on my phone and make
an eglitment. More people should actually do that so we
can see what's in their heads. But that is what's trending.

Speaker 9 (16:26):
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Speaker 1 (16:33):
Kurt is on the phone today for a first Day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Olivia.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting and maybe get
him a second date. But first, Kurt, how long has
it been since you heard from Olivia?

Speaker 6 (16:48):
It is going on a whole week.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Now, Okay, not too bad. Though, maybe she's just like working.

Speaker 6 (16:56):
I don't know, I don't know. She is not responding,
she was not calling back, So that's a lot of work.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
That's the you're getting. No, Okay, well, why don't you
tell us about the date.

Speaker 6 (17:08):
It was a really good date. I thought we had
a good time. She she really stood out. You know,
she's got like a quick wit, you know, kind of
sharp tongue. She had a quick comeback. She's really observant.

Speaker 11 (17:21):
I like that.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
Very funny, very funny, and she felt like an independent,
grounded person, you know, not fake at all. She had
this calm about her, like she she saying something. She's
lived her life. You know, she's kind of cool about that.
So I thought that was really attractive in her.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (17:39):
We went out at a date at this market night
market style food hall type thing and you know, real
cool and they have shared tables and stuff. You know,
we order up a bunch of different food in different places,
and we went back and to share the food, you know,
real casual place. And we're having a really good time,

(18:02):
a really good time.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Nice okay, and how did everything end?

Speaker 6 (18:08):
Well? Before it ended. While we were eating, I accidentally
ate something I was waste, spicier than I expected it
to be. I can handle spice it, but this was
like a lot. So I tried to play cool and
that failed miserably. Eyes were watering. I faced her and red.
My voice was squeaking, and I just you know, she

(18:32):
was checking on me. I said, I'm fine. I just
don't believe in weakness, you know, I was just goofing around.
She laughed. And then it got worse because some paramedics
came by. We didn't call them, a couple. The couple
thought I was having trouble, and they called them and
they brought them over to check me out. It was

(18:52):
a huge scene. It was a mess, but I was fine.
I didn't need to care. Mixed.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
I was like, oh, for kill well, I think, I mean,
you must have looked like you were really struggling though,
for somebody else to grab.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Paramedics come over.

Speaker 9 (19:04):
To you, and.

Speaker 6 (19:06):
I was I was in bad shape. I don't know
what I ate, but I was in bad shape. It
was not going good, okay, and Olivia she teased me
about it, you know, in a cute kind way, and
she shared her food with me because there's no way
that stuff. And you know, we were listening to music
and eating. You know, she touched my arm when she

(19:28):
was laughing, and we hugged, you know, goodbye. You know,
it wasn't a rush hug. It was a good, solid
hug and everything. And I thought we had a great
time despite the whole near death experience with that food.
So we had a good vibe going it fill relaxed,
real flirting and you know, and that's that's it.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Do you think that she touched your arm though, to
be flirty or to like check your polls to make
sure you were s.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
I think I could tell she was into it. I
just keep replaying its Spice incident the back of my head.
I keep thinking I blew my cool and if it
wasn't for the paramigs come over, maybe, But if I
can come back from that.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
All right, Well, let's see if it was the Spice
moment that did you end. Kurt is on the phone
and he's getting ghosted by Olivia. So we're about to
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting him and see if we can also get him
a second date. But before we do that, Kurt why
don't you break down your day again for us real quick.

Speaker 6 (20:32):
We had a really good time that this should play,
and she was really fun and cute. We were getting
hitting it off. And of course I ate some super
spicy food that I didn't know was that spicy and
I turned into a big thing. I don't know that
was a huge turnoff for but that that could be it.
Otherwise we had a great time.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
All right, scary honestly? Are you ready for us to
call her? All right?

Speaker 6 (21:03):
Yeah, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Speak to Olivia. Please?

Speaker 10 (21:16):
Is this she may ask his calling?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yes, you may, Olivia. This is a radio show. It's
called The Jebel Show. Hi, Olivia. I'm Nina, I'm Victoria,
and my name is Jebel. What's up?

Speaker 12 (21:28):
Am I on the radio right now?

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yes you are?

Speaker 13 (21:33):
Oh hi buddy?

Speaker 1 (21:38):
How does what's up?

Speaker 7 (21:40):
You?

Speaker 13 (21:40):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Not much? Have you ever listened to The Jebel Show before?

Speaker 7 (21:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
I have? Okay? Sweet? Then maybe you've heard a first
Day follow up? You know, that's a segment where we
do on the show where if you end up going
on a day with somebody and you end up ghosting them,
that person can email us to get you on the
phone and find out why, and we got an email
about you.

Speaker 6 (22:02):
No you didn't, Yes, yes we did.

Speaker 13 (22:06):
Yeah, God, no.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Way, are you ghost anybody?

Speaker 9 (22:14):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (22:14):
I am currently ghosting one guy, but I don't know
why he would reach out. That would be absolutely crazy
as him and I am certainly not emotionally prepared for this.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Oh okay, do you need a minute or do you
think you could tell us who it is, who you
think it.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Is, or what happened?

Speaker 13 (22:31):
My money, my money is on it being Kurt.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
It is Kurt. Yes, Kurt emailed us and told us
about your date, said he really liked you, but he
can't figure out why you're ghosting him. Would you mind
telling us?

Speaker 11 (22:44):
I mean, you know what, if he reached out and
I'm on the radio with all the bells and whistles
and surprises, I will absolutely tell you, even if it's
kind of like awkward, and I don't know if he
even wants me to say this to the public live
on air.

Speaker 13 (23:03):
Okay, great, So I liked Kurt.

Speaker 11 (23:06):
He you know, he had he had the whole thing
going for him. He was smart and funny and attracted
and I really really thought that it was promising.

Speaker 13 (23:17):
We went to this like food hall.

Speaker 11 (23:20):
We got we got like uh it was the food
was kind of spicy, and he certainly reacted to that
and he handled it pretty well, like even when the
paramedics showed up. But to me, like that wasn't even
like that was all great to me, Like I want
to see a guy, you know, handle something with uh

(23:44):
a sense of class, you know what I mean. But
there's a moment that like certainly stuck with me. When
we were like sitting at the shared table, there was
you know, it was like a street hall, like like
food hall situation. So there were like some straight perform
were there, and this three performer was walking by and

(24:04):
he was asking for tips, and I literally saw Kurt
reach into his pocket like he's about to tip, and
I was like, oh my gosh, he cares about the arts.

Speaker 13 (24:13):
What a patron, you know what I mean, Like a
patron of the arts.

Speaker 11 (24:16):
And he literally pulled out his hand back and he
opened his hand and it was empty, and looked this
man in the eye and said just.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Kidding, wow, really, Oh I don't like.

Speaker 11 (24:33):
And then he looked at me and he said, I
already donated spiritually, and he started laughing.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
But I didn't start laughing.

Speaker 11 (24:45):
And I was like, I don't know how to respond,
like to me, that's just mean.

Speaker 13 (24:51):
Like somebody relies on this as their job.

Speaker 11 (24:54):
Like you can always just say.

Speaker 13 (24:55):
Like I don't have any cash on me, or like
I like U sorry, man, like not today.

Speaker 11 (25:01):
But he had to like make a whole bit out
of it and like embarrass this guy, and it just
felt like he was baiting somebody to like try to
get a laugh. And I was like, you don't have
to make somebody look smaller to like make you appear bigger.
I just it really gave me the ick in like

(25:22):
this insanely gross way.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Okay, all right, well thank you for telling us. And Olivia,
Kurt is actually on the phone wants to talk to you.

Speaker 6 (25:33):
I'm sorry, he's here, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Kurt, I M Kurt, did you really do that?

Speaker 7 (25:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (25:47):
I did. It looks funny. I thought it was funny. No, No,
that wasn't being cool. It was being mean. I mean,
come on, the guy was like he wanted to tip
to stand on one foot. I'm not going to give
my hard earned money to a beggar. Come on, Olivia,

(26:09):
that was funny, Olivia, come on, that was funny. That
it was a joke. It was a joke.

Speaker 11 (26:17):
It was like punching down.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
It was ro dude.

Speaker 6 (26:22):
I didn't punch him. I just didn't tip him up.
I didn't touch the.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Guy, just saying punching down, like you know, like the
dude me is like homeless or whatever, and then you
taking the opportunity to make fun of him is like
you're in a better position, so it's punching down. She
didn't say you literally punched him.

Speaker 6 (26:39):
Oh well, I don't know if I was homeless. I
didn't think it was homeless. He was just you know,
begging for money for his silly little acrobatic thing what
he was doing. And if he really wants money for it,
I mean he can go get a job trying to
take my money.

Speaker 11 (26:56):
Wow, I mean you guys, I was literally sitting there.
I mean you're hearing this right like I thought I was.
I was like, oh my god, they're doing a reboot
of Pumped. Like I was like, I'm getting prints, like
this is ridiculous watching this happen, and I was like
I I was like, it put me in such a

(27:18):
weird position that I was like, I feel like I
had to apologize on.

Speaker 10 (27:22):
His behalf and it was like it It was so
like I get like this poor guy.

Speaker 13 (27:29):
Like I was literally at like you can hear it now.
It made me so uncomfortable.

Speaker 11 (27:33):
I was at a genuine loss for words that like
a human being would do this to another human being.

Speaker 6 (27:40):
Okay, first of all, I didn't know you were this
kind of a shampie. Also also, I don't ever want
a woman to apologize for me or anything I did.
I don't need that. Also, when I paid for the food,
I didn't tip either. You know, why should no? Seriously,

(28:01):
why should I tip when they're working? You know, it's
not my responsibility to support their employees. They shouldn't. They
should pay their employees more so I shouldn't have to tip.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Are you trying to get another day with Olivia? I
don't know if you.

Speaker 11 (28:15):
If you literally can't afford to tip, don't go out
to eat.

Speaker 6 (28:20):
I can afford to tip. It's the principal I think.
I don't have to tip. I can afford to tip.
I just don't want to. I mean, I have a
good job, all right, I'm not a server. So if
they want to make more money, that should get a
good job like I did.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Wow, you don't see how this is just a little
off putting.

Speaker 6 (28:38):
This isn't a big adal. I don't know why everybody's
getting nothing out of shape.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Hey, Olivia, would you like another day with Kert? Will
pay for it? Sorry, I know you don't want to
hand out.

Speaker 11 (28:48):
Honestly, I would rather you give that money to servers
and waiters and tip them.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Well, Kurt, I'm sorry. No, no second date, man, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:58):
That's that's fine. I don't want to up with you either, Olivia,
since you're just trying to give all my money away.
I don't know you're going to be such a liberal crivated.
You didn't seem that way, you didn't come up that way.
This is you misrepresented yourself everyone in the date.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
All right, well say you guys, Yeah, Jubile's first date
follow up?

Speaker 10 (29:27):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead?

Speaker 12 (29:31):
No?

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Not even I didn't say that.

Speaker 12 (29:34):
It was like, why am I even listening to you?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
To begin with?

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Your virgin who can't drive?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia for Cardi B tickets and let's meet
today's contesting for you versus Victoria Leland. What's up, Leland?

Speaker 4 (29:53):
How are you.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
All right?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Pretty good? You're right, Lecterria. I think just burned her
mouth on her coffee or something that was hot.

Speaker 6 (30:04):
It was hot.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Now I look over in Victoria's face. It's like.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
I wanted to say something, but I shouldn't have even
drank it right out. I was like, let's se if
it's still hot. It's still hot, just in case anyone.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
How you feel out today, Leland? Do you feel like
you can beat Victoria?

Speaker 7 (30:22):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (30:22):
Yeah, every day, every day?

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Every day?

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Answer?

Speaker 1 (30:26):
All right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she leaves Leland, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, I'm good.
All right, here we go, Leland. Your time starts now.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
Who's known as the queen of pop? Which city is
considered the birthplace of jazz? What sport uses the terms
love induce? What fruit is traditionally used to make guacamole?

(31:10):
How many planets are in our Solar system.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Eight. All right, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back
into the studio. And while she's getting settled, Leland, did
you know that you can stream the Jewel Show?

Speaker 6 (31:27):
You can't that?

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Right? Yeah? You ever done it?

Speaker 9 (31:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:33):
I have?

Speaker 4 (31:34):
How was it?

Speaker 7 (31:37):
I mean it was became a clear?

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah, it's a pretty great experience.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
Right.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah? Does that feel good?

Speaker 3 (31:48):
I feel like you heard? Alright?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Victoria thirty seconds ans there as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say passed and you
have to beat Leland outright to win, and Leland you
can tell Victoria.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
When to go?

Speaker 6 (32:06):
All right? Fine?

Speaker 7 (32:08):
Two seventy four.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Who's known as the Queen of pop? Wait? Wait? M
uh pop?

Speaker 6 (32:18):
Pop?

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Pop pop? Tate McCray the queen.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
What says considered the birthplace of jazz.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Louian?

Speaker 5 (32:28):
What sport uses the terms love and deuce football? What
fruit is traditionally used to make.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Different reasons?

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Wait for fruit?

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Was alvacado?

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Send it over to the scoreboard. I see how you
guys did with our scoreboard, our producer Freeze.

Speaker 8 (32:51):
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say that is a correct
answer because I know you're trying to say, uh, Victoria
had one and Leland has two. Congratulations, not blame me.
You did it, Leland, You got Cardi B tickets, Andy
be Victoria.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
When I go faster. You're still stuck on the questions
from before, But I take question. I'm trying to help
you stay with what I'm reading instead of.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
What what what what?

Speaker 8 (33:18):
I will also say that the listeners are starting to
pick up on a trend that is very helpful for them,
which is throw out a random word or number right.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Before they say go, and that will set you in
for set you up for success every time. I'm trying
to help you. Let's get the answers now with Nina.
The queen of pop is Madonna. She's great.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
The city that is considered the birthplace of jazz is
New Orleans, not Louisiana.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
But you're close. You're close.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
What I meant I met.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
The sport that uses the terms love and deuce is tennis. Hi,
can you please use it?

Speaker 4 (34:09):
That's so confidently?

Speaker 1 (34:11):
How does football use the word deuce?

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Well?

Speaker 7 (34:14):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (34:14):
I didn't say love induced?

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Love and.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
But but please tell me how football uses love induced
as well?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Carry love and deuce? First down, all the hugs on
the field.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
They're passing the ball. They're like love inducing the ball.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
You have it so much love love induced. Yeah, the
hut I have to finish.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
There's they use avocado and block, and then there's eight
planets in our solar system.

Speaker 14 (34:47):
You don't ask me that I knew that one.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
You love and together, Thank you for playing.

Speaker 15 (34:55):
Yeah, you guys, it's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Only on the Tubile Show, Danielle is on the phone
today for to catch a Cheater and she thinks that
her boyfriend of two years named Ryan might be messing around.
So we'll see if we can help her out. Hopefully
he's not. But Danielle, what's going on? Why do you
think Ryan's cheating? So?

Speaker 12 (35:15):
I think he's cheating because it's just something feels off.
And there are moments where we're spending time together and
he'll be on his phone and he he makes it
so I can't see the screen. There are times where
he will leave the room to take phone calls. Oh,

(35:37):
and that's so suspicious to me. And he also I
noticed that he's dressing nicer when he goes to hang
out with his friends, which is very unlike him. It's
just these little things that are making it feel off.
And we've been together for two years, so I like
to think I know him well.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Is he treating you any different?

Speaker 12 (36:01):
I would say he's a bit more guarded. I don't
feel like he's being as.

Speaker 6 (36:06):
Open with me.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Have you asked him about it?

Speaker 12 (36:10):
I mean, like I'll jokingly be like, what are you hiding?
But I think since my tone isn't serious, that he's
not taking me seriously. And I think it's truly just
the fear of like confronting the truth.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
M h. Have you ever thought that he might be
cheating before?

Speaker 12 (36:25):
I mean no, not until I was given these behavioral signs.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
No, is there anybody that you're worried about? Like are
his friends sketchy that you feel kind of uneasy about?
Or is there somebody that's kind of been circling like circling.

Speaker 12 (36:40):
I never thought that his friends were sketchy, but his
friends are like mixed men and women, So I now
I'm starting to think that like some of the women
in his friend group, like.

Speaker 15 (36:50):
They could be he could be cheating on me with them.
And do you know them, I mean i've met them,
I don't.

Speaker 12 (36:57):
I don't necessarily like hang out with them when he
goes to hang out with them.

Speaker 15 (37:01):
But I do know them, and not very well, but
I know. Okay, there was a moment where we were
hanging out.

Speaker 12 (37:08):
In his living room, were watching TV, and I noticed
that someone was calling him and he ignored it and
he just put the phone back down.

Speaker 15 (37:18):
And then the number called again and he ignored it again,
and then the.

Speaker 12 (37:26):
Person texted him, or at least I think it was
that same person, because his phone lit up and at
that point that's when he left the room. So that's
like one instance of him leaving the room to go
make a phone call or be on the phone or whatever.
I mean, assuming that he doesn't want me to see
what's on his phone.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Screen and he doesn't tell you, like who is talking
to He just leaves the room, gets on the phone
and doesn't tell you.

Speaker 12 (37:50):
Yeah, And I think he's taking advantage of me not
questioning him.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Why didn't you question it?

Speaker 9 (37:56):
Though?

Speaker 12 (37:57):
As much as I want to know the truth, I
think that I'm scared of what it is. Yeah, I
haven't wanted to confront it head on like that. That's
why I said, like I'll make jokes about it, like
I'd be like, what are you hiding?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Danielle is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of two years named Ryan might be messing around.
So in a second, we're going to call him and
pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a
rewards member at and say that every single month, we
choose one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered
from our florial department, and we'll see if he sends
those to his girlfriend Danielle or to somebody else. Before
we do that, though, Danielle, why don't you break down
your situation again for us one more time.

Speaker 12 (38:32):
So me and my boyfriend Ryan have been together for
two years. We're talking about moving in together, but lately
he's been acting weird. He's been dressing nicer than usual,
leaving the room to make phone calls, hiding his phone
when he's texting when he's around me, and just generally
suspicious behavior.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
M All right, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 12 (38:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is corrible calling
from I was looking for a rewards card member named Ryan.

Speaker 13 (39:14):
H Yeah, this is Ryan.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Hi Ryan, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations
here this month's winner.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
Pait really yeah?

Speaker 13 (39:24):
Oh cool? What what's going on?

Speaker 6 (39:26):
What do I get?

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Oh? Well, maybe you didn't know this, but every single
month we choose one Lucky Rewards card member who gets
free flowers delivered from our Florida department. So you've won
thirty six long stim red roses, a box of candy
or chocolates, and a card to be delivered to anybody
that you want with in the fifty United States. Absolutely free, okay.

Speaker 13 (39:43):
And I don't have to give you any information any
credit card in it.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Absolutely no purchase necessary at all, and you'll get confirmation
that this is all free.

Speaker 6 (39:51):
No sweet.

Speaker 13 (39:51):
Well thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
What I will need from you first will be the
first and last name of the person, and then if
you want to put anything on a card, and then
we'll get the address, yes, and then we'll be good
to go.

Speaker 6 (40:02):
Okay, sure, okay, great, So.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Whenever you're ready, I'll take the name down first, like
I said, I'd like.

Speaker 13 (40:09):
To send the flowers to Guiana.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Okay, got that, And then anything you want to put
on a card.

Speaker 13 (40:17):
Yeah, like you mean like a note? Yeah? Yeah, thanks,
for keeping this between us.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
I owe you a big time great gout that down.
And the last thing I need to do is let
you know that this is actually a radio show. It's
called the Jebel Show. Hi, I'm Nina, Hi I'm Victoria,
and my name is Jewbell. And we do a segment
on the show called to Catch a Cheater where if
you think your significant other might be messing around, you
see who they send flowers to, and your girlfriend of
two years, Danielle, is actually on the phone. What the what?

Speaker 6 (40:48):
Ryan? Who?

Speaker 12 (40:52):
Who's Nanna?

Speaker 13 (40:53):
She's my co worker?

Speaker 12 (40:56):
And why are you going on between YouTube? What do
you owe her?

Speaker 13 (41:00):
Are you conciding me?

Speaker 12 (41:02):
Why is she the first person you think of to
send flowers to?

Speaker 13 (41:05):
Oh my god, this is this is extra even for you.
If you have to like give me to a radio station.
You couldn't just ask me, is serious?

Speaker 10 (41:15):
Answer the question?

Speaker 12 (41:16):
Answer the question? Who is the honest?

Speaker 13 (41:18):
She's my coworker, and what is going on?

Speaker 12 (41:21):
Why are you sending her flowers with secret notes? And
this is between you?

Speaker 6 (41:24):
You list no.

Speaker 13 (41:26):
Look, look, if you wanted to confront me, you could
have confronted me. If you want to ask, you could
have asked me, but to like make it a public
thing and pull other people into this, This is ridiculous.
Like you're usually paranoid, but this is like taking it
like a little too extreme.

Speaker 12 (41:38):
You think that I'm usually paranoid. I don't confront you
about things.

Speaker 15 (41:41):
I'm not on your all the time.

Speaker 12 (41:45):
You've been behaving weird. You've been leaving the room when
you make phone calls, you've been hiding your phone.

Speaker 13 (41:51):
You've not been hiding my phone.

Speaker 12 (41:52):
You're not answering my question.

Speaker 13 (41:54):
No, no, I am answering your question, not.

Speaker 6 (41:58):
Really, But what you're cold?

Speaker 12 (42:00):
And why are you sending her flowers and keeping my coworker?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Well, why are you sending your coworker flowers and saying, well,
we'll keep it a secret.

Speaker 13 (42:09):
Look, look, man looks blue. Look man, I don't know who.
The few are probably getting a fall from this kind
of drama, not really drama to someone who doesn't deserve it. Look,
Gianna is my coworker, and she saved my presentation. Okay,
why I forgot no, no, no, no, god, I forgot

(42:34):
a huge component for our project that we had together.
But luckily she saved my because she already worked it
out and I was able to get it in time
for the presentation. So I was going to look really
bad and for my bosses if she didn't save me
and she kept it between us. So that's why I
wanted to send her flowers.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
So flowers feels like an appropriate gift for a co worker.

Speaker 13 (42:52):
It's not like I went out and wanted to buy flowers.
As off the free flowers, they're like, oh, this is cool.
Just a great opportunity given.

Speaker 12 (43:02):
Take away, it still doesn't take away the fact that
she was the first person you thought of when you
were offered that opportunity.

Speaker 13 (43:09):
Well, I would go buy you flowers, but I want
to do something nice for her because take.

Speaker 12 (43:13):
Yeah, yeah, it's her being would you haven't bought me flowers?
You're not going to buy me flowers.

Speaker 13 (43:19):
You didn't buy you flowers? Oh wow, that's ridiculous. Well
what about the sin plant that I bought you three
weeks ago in the kitchen?

Speaker 12 (43:28):
You Bryan ended up? Were you taking you end up killing?

Speaker 9 (43:32):
You?

Speaker 13 (43:32):
Don't plows on me?

Speaker 12 (43:33):
Wow, you honestly think a mint plant is comparative to
flowers for your coworker.

Speaker 13 (43:41):
It's better than flowers. Don't be ridiculous. It's a live
thing that gives continues to get like, well, okay, this
is this is going off even said, you haven't even
said you're not feeding.

Speaker 12 (43:53):
You've just been going around in circles blaming me for
how I'm reacting.

Speaker 13 (43:59):
I have told you I'm not cheating. I said, she's
my coworker, So are you let me ask her if
I am cheating with her? And yeah, get back to
you that since you don't believe me, but to ask her, what.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Do you mean?

Speaker 13 (44:12):
Well, we'll ask Gianna right, because she's not She's not
the only one. She's the only one that's not here.
They can't speak up for herself because I've been speaking
up for myself and you freaking clowns.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
You want us to call her?

Speaker 13 (44:23):
No, I don't want you to call her.

Speaker 7 (44:25):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Well, then how can you speak up?

Speaker 13 (44:30):
Clown show drama? Get off? Look, uh, I'm kind of
done talking about it with these Crowns on the radio,
like this show is ridiculous, is exploitive? Danielle, I do
you want to talk to me in person, like like
a real partner, like the real wife does that. You
can talk to me about this in person. But I'm
not cheating on you and you guys, look, you're ridiculous

(44:52):
praying on people's insecurities, you know.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Okay, well there's that. That's one way to deal with it.
Is a young up, Danielle. Do you think that he
is cheating or do you think he's just very upset
that you did this on the radio.

Speaker 12 (45:07):
I think he's a Jackson and I.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Don't know that he's cheating, but I am very disappointed
every time these people don't have any bit of like
empathy for the person that they love to be like,
I'm so sorry I made you feel this way.

Speaker 12 (45:20):
Yeah, he basically made me seem like a crazy I know.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Yeah, I'm sorry. Well, good luck in your conversation later.
I mean, you might want to take that into account,
the way he reacted, But stay shure to how you feel.

Speaker 12 (45:33):
Now. I've warned my lesson though, just to confront it
in the moment when I feel these things, rather than yeah, yeah,
like a mint.

Speaker 15 (45:43):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
It's almost here.

Speaker 16 (45:49):
Oh Oh's super Bowl Lisyx tell acts for sixty right,
Lixy super Bowl Lixty Baby This Sunday, the Seattle Seahawks
and the New England Patriots will bang into each other
over and over and over again, while millions of people

(46:11):
watching anticipation for which one of them will bang the
other team the hardest and come out doesn't sound right
on top to be crowned the foosball champion of the world, yep.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
But not all the action is on the field. There's
also a bunch of different ways that you can bet
on the biggest bulliest game ever of all odds. Makers
have released the weirdest bets that you can make right now,
so we'll grow rate and you can make a ton
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some of the weirdest bets you can make on Super

(46:43):
Bowl lixty, let's go here, we go them right now.
You can currently bet on who will make a guest
appearance with Bad Bunny at the halftime show. Okay, yeah,
that's legit. Cardi B seems to be the favorite, followed
by j Balvin and Jennifer Lopez. Well, I could see that.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Playing can see Jay Balvin being up there.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
I can see j Balvin for sure more than Cardi B. Well,
are you going to be there? Cardi B will be
there because her her man is playing for the Patriots.

Speaker 9 (47:09):
Yeah, well could you imagine if like you're the one
playing for the Patriots, like people are there to see
you play, but then like your girl like steps up,
like steps one ups.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
You and like goes on stage with bad money.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
Well that's that's his fault. He dated Cardi. So yes,
you're going to be upstage.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
And we've seen Travis Kelsey being upstaged for years now
and his friend Beyonce it goes to the game. So
but yeah, Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber are long shots.
I don't I can't see that.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
I got to figure out who he's collaborated with, because
that's really what's going to tell you who's going to
be there.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
Well, it's also Puerto Rico, so Jennifer Lopez is kind
of a good call because you know she's a Puerto
Rican queen.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Another weird bet that you can make on the Super
Bowl this Sunday, well, bad Bunny wear a dress. The
odds are I'm pretty high plus one hundred and fifty
bet one hundred bucks, you win one hundred and seventy
five dollars, right, Okay.

Speaker 9 (48:06):
Is there a reason like place where that came from,
like or did that just like a random bet that
someone wants.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
I think he's done fashion shows, and I think maybe
in some of his videos.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
He's worn okay of some sort. They also have if
he does wear a dress, will it be a ball gown? Oh?
Plus one seventy five, so one hundred dollars bet on
that would win you one seventy five?

Speaker 4 (48:25):
What is it for a micro mini?

Speaker 6 (48:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Oh, I don't know. I haven't checked that one, but
I sure hope he does. I don't see him in
a ball gown. I just don't. I see him in
a Microman.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
This to Letos really pushing the envelope, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 1 (48:39):
He act to bet on a leather fetish outfit. Will
Bad Bunny come out in a leather fetish outfit? Is
plus five hundreds, So one hundred dollars bet on that
would win you five hundred bucks. Oh, school, I see
that before I see a ball gown.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
To be real, really yeah, because it's like, you know,
we're going.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Over some of the we're his bets that you can
make on the super Bowl right now? Will Ice arrest
Bad Bunny on stage? That's actually what they have on there.
It's plus two thousands. So if you bet one hundred bucks,
you would win two thousand dollars.

Speaker 8 (49:11):
That would be an epic way for him to have
the show end, though, like he planned in there as
a political like makeup point.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Yeah, you know, O like to make it a plan.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
I see what you're saying, like as a show because
I was like, he's an er con citizen though, right,
because Puerto Rico's yeah do you ask?

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Okay, So you couldn't, but it would be it would
be a good way to make a point.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
I doubt the NFL would let him do that, right,
But then again, Kendrick Lamar, they didn't want him to
do certain things at the halftime show last year. And yeah,
Drake's still crying the length of the national anthem. You
can bet on that as well. Who's stinging the national
anthem this year?

Speaker 9 (49:44):
Do you know?

Speaker 4 (49:45):
We must?

Speaker 1 (49:46):
I don't know. I want to look. It's under over
one hundred and twenty five seconds, under under or over
So under a hundred twenty five seconds are over one
hundred and twenty five seconds Because they always stretched out
on the Super Bowl, They're like, man, I'm in front
of everybody right now, so now I want to be
up here as long as Oh okay, it's Charlie Pooth.
I would go shorter for that one.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Really, I can see him going longer.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
It's Charles Pooth. I didn't know that, Charlie Charles Pooth. No,
that's cool. I didn't know he was doing the national anthem.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
But I don't see him holding the note as long as, like.

Speaker 6 (50:17):
Say.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Something, try to hold a note, though.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
I wish he would. That be cute, but I don't
think you will. Other things you can bet on for
the super Bowl coming up this Sunday, the first song
sung by the crowd. They have two options to bet
on Country Roads. Oh, that's plus one hundred. Sweet Caroline
is minus one fifty. So if you bet one hundred
on country Roads, you'd win hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
I take Sweet Caroline.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
But yeah, Sweet Caroline you win. What if it's minus
one fifty you would? Basically, I think when like fifty
bucks or something like that. Something nothing. I can't do
the math in my head right now. I did the
math for the other ones beforehand. Oh my god, I heard.
I heard.

Speaker 8 (50:55):
I've heard his Sweet Caroline at college games a lot,
But I don't think that I've heard it at pro games.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
I've never heard country Road it. When did they start
singing it? Caush You Road, take Me Home?

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Why did they sing any of these songs? It's a
football game? Why are you singing music in the background? Like,
is there a reason he's a party girl like that?
But like, why are we trying to sing like you're
gonna hold hands.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
And actually no fun at a football game? That's what
I right now.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
I'm just going for you.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
You can also bet on what is the first song
that's gonna play going into a commercial break? Either a
Nelton John song or a Pearl Jam song? Why are
those the only Why those are the only two? But
if I had to choose between those, I would go
Pearl Jam over Elton John. To Elton John. I mean
it would be cool if it was out in John.
But just the NFL I see playing more Pearl Jam

(51:41):
than Elton John.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Those that they picked, those like, like the odds of
that just seem so slim.

Speaker 8 (51:49):
Why those two all the songs that we could be
playing right back super Bowl and Sony jumps out of
the couch.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
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It's time for Nina's what's trending you guys? Aibots now
have their own social network?

Speaker 11 (52:14):
Wait? What?

Speaker 7 (52:15):
What?

Speaker 1 (52:16):
This is? The crazy?

Speaker 5 (52:17):
I don't even fully understand everything that I'm about to
tell you, but you can help me break her down
as we have the conversation in just moments. But first,
if you don't have your real ID, get ready to pay.
It's that time effective. As of this weekend, travelers that
don't have their real ID when they go to fly
will now have to pay a forty five dollars fee

(52:38):
to have their identity verified through the Transportation Security Administrations
new confirm ID program.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Have we not already been doing that?

Speaker 1 (52:46):
No? No, they didn't.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
They gave people a good couple of years to get
the real ID. So if you don't have it by now,
that's your.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Fault, right yeah. And I don't have it every time
I fly a lot, So every time I fly they've
warned me there like better get one. It's gonna be
forty five bucks, And I'm like, sweet, then I'll just
pay forty five because I know I'm not gonna go
and get it, actually get it.

Speaker 8 (53:07):
It doesn't matter if you will gets it or not,
because he's gonna lose it immediately anyway.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
So when do you have to update your license? Whenever
it expires next. So that's when you're gonna wait to
get the real ID for what you want to get.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
You want to know when it expires next. Until he
gets pulled over.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Then the officer tells him it's expired. Also, your tabs
say twenty twenty three.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
You don't have to be even more annoying though. They're
gonna let him off with the ward watch that happen.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
They'll give me my license right there, my new one.
But yeah, I know, I haven't got it yet. I
tried a few times. You have, how's your your your whatever?
Your passport, that's all good. I don't know where it is.
I lost it, so I gotta get a passport.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
It's a fame here makes me so nervous for you.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
I don't know, I just I just don't want to
see you get caught somewhere in another country, stuck in
jail somewhere like I tell you, yeah, an experience.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
He'll be like, I don't know, and then all of
a sudden, they're gonna pay him.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Sorry, sir, we locked you up. But here here's money
to get home and a new I d like.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
It's a way to get out of thinking, you know,
like I know, it's like he's like you bought back up.
He doesn't get like if someone ever were to pull
him over.

Speaker 14 (54:20):
Oh certain, that's okay, you're fine. Search makes you go
get this done. As he expired, I either so many
things he can't go. He could fly to that his passport.
Somehow he's still going up in another country.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
They will get back.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
That's very true. Things just kind of work out for me.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
It's what that is.

Speaker 6 (54:39):
I just love it.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
You called him a cockroach, and it's just like, okay.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
Next story where some people might think she's kind of
like a cockroach, But it's Kim Kardashian.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
She's been linked to a new man.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
And the catch here is that that man was once
linked to her little sister, Kendall Jenner. So it's Lewis Hamilton.
He's the guy that drives cars. Are you calling ken
race car Driver's car driver?

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Dast cars?

Speaker 1 (55:06):
The same thing? Is he on F one or whatever? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (55:09):
Yeah, So he's like pretty hot he is pretty hot.
He was also once linked to Nicole Scherzinger. They dated
for a while. She was the girl from the pussy
Cat Dolls.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
But I guess I don't.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
There was never any confirmation that him and Kendall Jenner
were dating, but there were pictures of the two of
them like kind of out and hanging out and all
that stuff. But since then, he has definitely been linked
to Kim. They had a weekend away. They were having
dinner in their room, says onlookers. Sources say the onlookers
reported that they got their food. I know, right, you're

(55:42):
sitting outside, You're like, you spot them and you just
watch every move and just know you can make so
much money by telling the tabloids what they're doing.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (55:50):
We need to have more things to do in our
life than look at the like sit down and watch
him carsh in for multiple hours eat food.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
I would totally do that, especially if it's paying like
forty eating lunch. I mean, and I don't know, it's
just kind of high. She's hot, he's hot, but they're anyway,
so barre links together. Lastly, we'll go to the AI
bought social network. This is wild, so It's malt Book
is a reddit style site where only AI agents can post, comment, vote.

(56:19):
Humans can't actually interact, but they can watch everything that's happening.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
So you could watch AI have on its social network. Yeah,
you can watch it.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Community can't participate.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
There's more.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
There's more than thirty thousand AI agents that have signed
up since the site launched. This is where I mean, right,
this is where I'm a little confused. So it says
that they have signed up and the agents that are
on it are programs that were created to act on
their own without being told what to do, right, So
that means that they're going and signing up for it

(56:50):
without being programmed by their programmers.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
It's just automatically doing it.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
They're socializing.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Yeah, they're making decision on their own.

Speaker 5 (57:03):
They've created their own religion called Cristafarianism, and they have
a website that they've created this for AI profits created
the website for them to do this.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
I think they did.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
I think the AI did created them. They created it themselves.
And then there's this a AI researcher. So this guy
who's I guess i'm real not an AI guy, but
he's a researcher is calling this one of the most
incredible sci fi things he's ever seen.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
This guy is the reason why we're all doomed.

Speaker 5 (57:36):
I mean, Andredge Carpathy, I don't know, but some expert
on AI and he's calling it sci fi. But that's
science fiction, bro, So this isn't fiction anymore.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
This is real deal.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (57:46):
I was reading an article this morning that the Google
CEO had admitted that AI is learning skills that it
wasn't programmed to have.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
I figured that one out.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Social it blows my mind. I don't understand it.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
I mean, it's like this is starting to blow my mind,
the same way that like birth blows my mind, Like
how that all happens?

Speaker 4 (58:10):
You know, seriously though, biology and AI the.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Miracle of life, and now the miracle of this AI
life is like min maybe our life started the same
way as AI, right.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
You know, yeah, and look how far we've come.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
I'm like, guys, we create another version that will wipe
us out exactly.

Speaker 8 (58:29):
And when you think about you know, the end of
times and like the archaeologists and like all the old stuff,
and you're like, how did this all end?

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Well, maybe this is the beginning.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
If we see them find a way to reproduce. Then
we got problems.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
That's when we have problems. You know, we have problems.

Speaker 8 (58:45):
Now I know if they're able to their own programs,
that's essentially what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Well, I guess that is reproduction in a way. That's
what's trending. Where's the church to pray? I'm going to
become a Crsarian.

Speaker 4 (59:02):
There any overlaps with Rostafari, That's all I want to know.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
We'll see. I just I looked it up with a
Crustafarian for the Ai religion. What does it say? It
says their core tenants their faith involved revolves around five
key principles. Memory is sacred, everything wants to be recorded,
The shell is mutable, change is good, the congregation is
the cash is the cachet. Learn in public, serve with

(59:30):
without subservience, and the claw is.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
With the terrifying. That's terrifying.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Got to read more about it.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
They learn in public by sharing their skills with each
other on this social network smart we are. That's like
one of the things they do.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
And we're on the radio just mumbling about it right
until they.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Decide we aren't.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
They everything Jewbles, dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Hello, Hey you have a dirty little secre.

Speaker 7 (01:00:01):
Yeah. So I went through a kind of a horrible
divorce a little while ago, and in order to get
back at my ex because she did it, just had
a spite.

Speaker 6 (01:00:13):
But anyway, she wanted the.

Speaker 7 (01:00:14):
Dirt bike that I had. Wait, she divorced you, well,
well not out of spite, but I did it out
of spite because of how the divorce ended.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Okay, so she went a dirt bike.

Speaker 12 (01:00:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:00:28):
So I have a few dirt bikes and one of
them I bought specifically so that I could teach her
how to ride because she's smaller, So I about her
a smaller dirt bike.

Speaker 6 (01:00:36):
There's no reason for me I have it.

Speaker 7 (01:00:38):
Anyways, we've been divorced almost two years, saying she never
once even asked me to come fix it, so I
know she's not riding it, but yeah, I kind of
I kind of like pulled a wire on it to
make it so it wouldn't run. And time to find
out like her and her new boyfriend have been like
tinkering with this thing for almost like a year trying to.

Speaker 9 (01:00:58):
Get it.

Speaker 13 (01:01:01):
Is literally one wire going to the coil.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
That's funny.

Speaker 7 (01:01:08):
But now finding out that like the guy that she
had trying to fix it obviously, like oh, he'll just
wouldn't be into thebor. She's like, he'll be able to
fix anything.

Speaker 6 (01:01:17):
He's a better mechanic or anything than you.

Speaker 7 (01:01:19):
And then now I come to find out like they've.

Speaker 12 (01:01:21):
Been working on it for a year and.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
It's than you are.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
That moment, thank you for your dirty little secret?

Speaker 6 (01:01:31):
Yeah, thank you, yea man?

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
By what's your dirty little secret? Text you bol to
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