Full Jubal Show from Monday March 2nd, 2026

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How good are you at flirting? It's the Jewel Show.
Everybody has their go to moves when it comes to flirting.
A properly placed wink, please don't yeah, Extra points if
you get the click sound in there, a flirty smile,
toorking against their leg, and line for your morning Copye.
Whatever your move is, it's about to get better because

(00:21):
a relationship expert just published a list of the phrases
that can instantly cause chemistry. We'll tell you what the
number one phrase is in flirting in just a second.
But if you want to get better at flirting, well
over right now here are the top phrases that they
say instantly cause chemistry. Okay, I'm not flirting. I'm just

(00:42):
being super friendly to someone who is super attractive. That's
not at all right, Yeah, they say to use that,
They say why it works. The statement accomplishes two things.
It features a joke and a compliment at the same time.
If you're looking for a way to kill two birds
with one stone, this lighthearted banter would do the trick.
I would never use.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
This list must have been published in Men's magazine.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I think what the thing is in every situation with
these types of lines. It really depends on who it's
coming from, because if it is somebody that's hot, and
it's just going to go ahead and make that effort
and be like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Someone who didn't need to flirt. Yeah, actually right, they
decided to do that. You're like, oh, cool, they actually flirted.
But most people who use that probably are not.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
The look, how you present yourself. All those things matter
in inclusion to the line that you use.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
You know what I mean, Sure you're not flirting. I'm
just being super friendly to somebody who's super attracted the
what are you talking about? This is a popular relationship
Exupre just released the list of the phrases that can
instantly cause chemistry if you want to get better at flirting.
So far, that one was terrible. I tell you there
are number one phrases. In a second, but here's another one.

(01:54):
I'm just planning my future and I wanted to ask you,
are you free for the rest of your life? No?
I know you as Okay. We live in a world
now everybody's so terrified of love.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Bobby, this kind of stuff gaslighting.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
And you're gonna go ahead and do that right off
the bat. It says this phrase can be a bit risky,
but with the right person, it could potentially be a
reward for you. The thing is, you know what I mean,
You like that one, Victoria?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
I mean yes, I'd be like, Okay, what are we
gonna go do?

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Let's start now, baby, let's get it going.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
You just have to know your audience. Over a list
that a relationship expert posted about the phrases that instantly
cause chemistry. So if you're bad at flirting, or if
you just want to get better, here you go. Here's
another one. We'll tell you what number one is in
a second. But you remind me of my next girlfriend
or boyfriend either way. No, you remind me of my

(02:58):
next ex. That's probably not very good. That's what it
sounds like to me. That's terrible. Just make you my
next ex? Y, Oh cool, can't wait for that drama ride.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
No, thank you remind me of something that hasn't even
happened yet.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
It seems weird call themselves an expert. I know it's
funny whenever relationship experts post these things. Because you read me,
you're like, never, I would not say that. No, here's
another thing that they say is a phrase that will
instantly create chemistry. If you're trying to flirt with somebody,
let's flip a coin. Heads your mind tails, I'm yours.

(03:40):
I'm thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
I just pictured it like in my head, like I'm
standing there. You come up with that coin and you
flip it. I'm kind of shocked.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
There's like a moment I might be in the one.
All right, work ye, something that's real efforts. I'll tell
you what. The number one phrase they say it can
cause instant chemistry if you're flirting is in a second.
But here's another one. If you stood in front of
a mirror holding eleven roses, you would see twelve of

(04:08):
the most beautiful things in the world. Oh yeah, that's
probably the best one.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
That's the smoothest one.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
I think. What really?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, I mean that was like some effort and it
was kind of cute or whatever, but it wasn't really creepy.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
I don't know if it was effort, but you know,
little math, I guess.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
You could get that effort if you ask me, I
hate math.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
What about this one? If you like water, then you'd
like eighty percent of my body?

Speaker 6 (04:35):
Wait, weird? Yeah, I would laugh. I definitely that's what
it says. Why it works. Flirtatious. This flirtatious quote is
ridiculously silly. It shows you're not afraid of being goofy
in order to break the ice.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
I mean, I think i'd laugh at you, not like
with you, but it's still funny.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
We're going over hey list some relationship export. He says,
these lines are the lines to use if you're orting
to instantly create chemistry. I dropped my drink on my
foot when I saw you. I'll need your name and
number for insurance purposes.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Not bad, but also you drop your drink for me,
like it makes.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
You feel bad? I know, right, number one way to
cause instant chemistry. According to this relationship expert, they say
this is the number one line right here. They say
that nothing lasts forever. That being said, will you be
my nothing? WHOA get it? I mean that's kind of no.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
No, I've never used a pickup line.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I never have either.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I just realized that, like I'm thinking about, like that,
what is my approach being? And I'm like, I've never
used like a premeditated pickup one.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Whenever I see lists like this, I always think the
same thing. I'm like, who actually uses lines on people.
To me, isn't that creep Instantly it happens.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
I'm sure it does, And that's why it's.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Kind of fun because most guys say that I don't.
I don't do that. My game is like no game,
you know, so I don't use those lines.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
I do not sound like that.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
I just like show up. You know.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
I had a longer conversation than one fifteen minute conversation
at the bar, right.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I just wouldn't have a planned out line, like like
a cheesy joke like that. To walk up to somebody
to say, no, you know, nothing lasts forever. That being
said would be my nothing. Right, it's just so hard
to be nice to meet. That just sounds so creepy
to me.

Speaker 7 (06:33):
Well what do you.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Say, though, Jubil, Because you have a tendency to be
poetic and deep.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Like a drink depends where I'm at in my life.
Like when I was younger, I would just be like,
well now now I would be like, hey, my name
is Double, nice to meet you. I think you're beautiful.
Can I buy you a drink?

Speaker 8 (06:49):
Right?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Like that might just be a matter of fact, that's it, Yeah,
that's it. I don't try to I think it does
say I think you're beautiful. Yeah, okay, well use them then.
I guess my PickUpLine when I was younger was just
my head out the wind.

Speaker 9 (07:04):
And going, hey, what's up? Hey, Hey, I think it's
gotten a little better.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Scrub.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Hello, Tealia, todd Sparks here, and I'm calling to let
you know you are late.

Speaker 8 (07:35):
Great for what I'm sorry?

Speaker 7 (07:37):
Who is this?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
It's todd Sparks. I know, Yeah, that todd Sparks. I'm
I'm the manager at the restaurant you're starting at, and
I'm working in the shift tonight with you, so I'm
gonna let you know that you're late.

Speaker 8 (07:50):
Oh I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (07:53):
I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I know I'm joking with you. You're not late for
your shift. You're a little bit late to really get
in that spark back in your life. But I'm glad
i'm working with you tonight because that's what I do.
You already knew that though.

Speaker 10 (08:05):
Putting the Sparks back in my life.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yes, todd Sparks, I'm the I'm the todd Sparks. I'm
your manager tonight Tod Sparks. You might have read my
book todd Sparks Putting the Spark Back in Your Life
or the follow up to that, todd Sparks spark Up
another one, and I'm working on my third book. In
the installment todd Sparks Sparking a easy, but it's fun
and we are ready to turn your life around.

Speaker 8 (08:27):
There's a lot of.

Speaker 10 (08:28):
Puns around the word spark.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Well did that is my name, Tod Sparks, and that
is what I do. Listen, I'm a restaurant manager on
the side, but we all know what I really do.
I'm a motivational speaker and I cannot wait to get
you in here and put you under my wing t Leia,
and help light a fire underneath you and put the
spark back in your life.

Speaker 10 (08:47):
Okay, well, I appreciate you callering you may I don't
necessarily need any Sparks put in my life. I'm excited
to start this job. You're be getting a regular to pay.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Okay, I hear you. I hear you, and I got
to let you know that I understand and you shouldn't
feel bad for you know, feeling so beat down and
like everything's against you. But what we're gonna do is
I can hear them. And what I'm going to do
is fan the flames tonight when you start your first
shift at the restaurant.

Speaker 10 (09:19):
Yeah, there's something burning me. Listen. I don't think that this.
I don't like the way that this relationship has started.
And I don't mind you being my manager. And I
am definitely a good worker. But you're doing too much,
my friend, Teleia, if.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
You think about it, doers like myself Todds Sparks putting
the spark back in your life doers do? That's chapter
six of my book, Doers Do? So am I doing
too much? Or am I just doing? And what I
want to do is do you? I'm sorry that came
out the wrong way. It's not how I meant, not

(09:54):
how I meant it. What I meant is I want
to do you like motivate you is what I mean,
not the other way. But I want to put the
spark back in your life. I want to teach you
how to do what doers do. And that is a
rhyme that I just made up. That's why starting tonight
we'll be working closely together. And did they let you
know about the retreat? That we have to go on.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
There's a retreat. Yeah, that's right, you've been talking.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
About every single year. I get the new Hires together
and we go away for a week out in the
wilderness and I teach everybody how to get the spark
back in their life. It's a motivational retreat and motivational conference.
We'll have guest speakers, all be speaking and it's really
going to get you started on your career path to
be in the best Server ever and the best Talia ever.

(10:40):
And it's only six hundred dollars for a limited time
right now. Normally is twice that for anybody else. So
I'll just be collecting your tips then for the first
few weeks and then you know that should take care
of your entry for you. I'm so excited to get
you going and revved up.

Speaker 10 (10:54):
You know what, you will not see me tonight. I
quit your tea ifin I got somebody to work with,
and I'm calling Steven hr Talia.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
The Talia that I know is not a quitter. So no,
you don't tell me, bro.

Speaker 10 (11:07):
And I'm no, the Telia that I know is definitely
a quitter in some situations. And I'm definitely quitting before
I even start.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
All right, then, well, I'll let you know that this
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you. Your cousin Jamie set you up. She said,
you're starting your first shift tonight at a new restaurant.
I wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 10 (11:32):
Oh man, some restaurant managers I've had, I wouldn't get
surprised if that was a real call.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks, we say,
mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. Brought to you by
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It's time for Nina's. What's trending?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Well, there's a new wellness trend that's making its round
on TikTok and this one is all about seasoning your
kids with salt. Okay, yeah exactly, I'll explain what that means.
And no, you're not going to eat them or anything.
It's not like hanceling. But what it is what they
are saying that you should do to take care of
your children. But first, there are there's a news anchor

(12:13):
and a chief meteorologist that's trending out of whichitap Balls
Texas for a conversation that the two of them had
on the air, and it sounded like this, the two
of them were having a little fight.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
About the weather.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
It okay, well, if it's not there, I must not
have it. Okay, well, then I'll just tell you what
happened then. So what had happened was the chief meteorologists
just reported that they were supposed to be rain that weekend,
and then the news anchor.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
You guys have to hear it.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
At some point, the news anchor reported that there was
going to be rain, and so then the guy was like.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
What, you don't listen to me, blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
So they go back and forth because it was it's
funnier to hear it anyway, just.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Look for it. It's a trending story in the video
here in a second. Well, before the trending is done,
we'll have it for you.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
Cool. It's some production on teams if you want to, Okay.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Thanks, I'll move forward to Eminem's, who has just released
their new flavors for an upcoming fan voting situation. I mean,
if just Eminem's peanut butter is and enough, how about
Eminem's peanut butter cinnamon roll, or how about Eminem's cherry
chocolate cupcake, and then Eminem's lemon meringue. I'm actually kind
of excited about this.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
You know, sound good.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
The lemon merangue sounds really good to me too, you know.
And they're not just seasonal. They're thinking about really bringing
in another flavor. So okay, I think I have the
audio now, Okay, okay, back to the meteorologists versus the news.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
It's bufferings. Run it back.

Speaker 11 (13:51):
We don't have any.

Speaker 12 (13:52):
Rain in our forecast, but something that is in the
not so distant sure that we can forecast is midland.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
We don't have any rain the forecast in.

Speaker 13 (14:01):
The next few days, but in the next two days
we have mid the radio, I.

Speaker 11 (14:05):
Just said a second ago, we have rained the four.

Speaker 14 (14:08):
Weekend right, well, the day of the event I have.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I'm not talking.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Tell me I should is coming before correct people, and
just your job. I just don't know why you don't
listen to me anyways.

Speaker 9 (14:24):
Oh wow, wow, okay, anyways, radio, I would watch them.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
I was listening.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
I was like, oh, I've said that you.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Don't I like that. They both have had to apologize
since since that.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I would love to God they should get the Good
Morning America jobs. Yeah, exactly, argue with each other all.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Day that the response tomorrow they say that they're.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Really close and it was just all in fun, and
then they had to apologize for anybody that offended.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
It was a he's sitting there getting offended by that.
They're just arguing with each other at all.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Now to the wellness trend that's calling for you to
season your kids with salt. So there's a mom on
TikTok obviously who has said that this is the way
to do it to.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Keep your kids healthy.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
And so instead of having a sandbox, she has dedicated
an entire room to sand and I mean to salt
and letting her kids play in it. So you hear
about the healing benefits of salt, you know, like if
you go to the salt rooms at a spa or
something like that, it helps with your immune system, it
helps with your nervous system, it helps with all that stuff.
So she wanted to apply that to her children, and
so she's sticking them in a room full of salt

(15:40):
and lets them just like roll around in it.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
Which does that cost?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Also, kids a lot of stuff in their mouth, probably
eating a lot of salt. It's called halo therapy. If
you're wondering putting your kids in a room with salt,
that's called halo therapy.

Speaker 15 (15:58):
Down.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, that insult room. That's the next thing. They are
really cool though. Ps. But anyway, that's what's trending. Okay,
I'm just curious way.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
Through for a week.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, I want to check out. I gotta check that
one out, all right.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
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Speaker 1 (16:20):
John is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Kirsten.
So in a second we're gonna call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second date. But first, John, how long
has it been since you talked to Kirston.

Speaker 11 (16:35):
It's been a couple of weeks?

Speaker 5 (16:37):
One week.

Speaker 14 (16:38):
I guess it's like more than that, but yes, she's
one week.

Speaker 16 (16:42):
Yeah, maybe it's I don't think so well.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
I mean, you usually kind of get a feeling. Have
you been trying to hit her up and she's just
not responding.

Speaker 14 (16:52):
I've been hit her up and yeah, we had a
great date. And then you know, she replied right away
afterwards and then yeah, it's been goosting. So and I
know you guys do this, So but get her getting
taller and find out what happened.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Okay, we'll tell us about the day.

Speaker 11 (17:10):
Sure, uh so matters for mutual friends.

Speaker 14 (17:14):
And I liked her immediately, like she's focused, since she's ambitious,
Like she's like a a working girl.

Speaker 11 (17:22):
A working woman.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
You look like a working girl.

Speaker 11 (17:29):
Actually we watched that. I don't know if we well, anyway,
we didn't end up watching that Working Girl the Sigourney
Weaver movie.

Speaker 14 (17:41):
Yeah, from eighties. Yeah, we both like old movies. Anyway,
Sorry I'm rambling here. She I like her style, she's like,
I mean yeah, she's like, oh yeah, you're right.

Speaker 11 (17:54):
I hear it now, working.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Girl, it's a working girl style.

Speaker 11 (17:58):
I mean for like, okay, I hear myself. I didn't
follow that, so I don't think it's bad.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Oh man.

Speaker 14 (18:05):
So, but instead of going out, we kind of did
like a cozy movie night, which for a first date
feels very kind of you know, it's not a first
date thing exactly. It felt intimate because we both like
classic films, like you know, something might be entire classic
or like from the eighties, and we did watch Work
and Girl. She suggested it actually okay, so uh uh huh.

(18:29):
But we did a whole thing of it as if
we were already dating, like blankets, you know, like damn
lighting and all that stuff.

Speaker 11 (18:35):
And we shared a giant It was fun. I had
a great time.

Speaker 14 (18:40):
We shared a giant bowl of popcorn, and we were
like quoting lines from the movie like I have a
mind for body.

Speaker 11 (18:48):
Excuse me, I have a mind for business and have
body for sin.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
All right.

Speaker 11 (18:56):
Yeah, it felt yeah, it felt like it's It was sweet.

Speaker 14 (18:59):
It was like intimate, but there was like one maybe
awkward thing which I keep playing in my mind, which
is the only thing that she hasn't responded to me.

Speaker 11 (19:09):
But basically, at one point we both reached heart the palkcorn.

Speaker 14 (19:12):
At the same time, and I kind of panic and
I held on maybe for like a second too long.

Speaker 11 (19:17):
I was like, are we holding hands or pull away?

Speaker 14 (19:21):
And then I tried to play it off like I
was just like checking her pulse or something.

Speaker 17 (19:28):
Yeah, I don't know if I don't know if that
was where she laughed though, so I thought it was
in the moment. I thought it was like charming and
not weird. But but and this is the big butt
for me. I know her phone was buzzying the whole night.

Speaker 14 (19:42):
She didn't have that amuse she had on buzz anytime
someone texts, the bung goes on and the name shows
up and it's Kenneth.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Kenneth.

Speaker 11 (19:48):
Okay, okay, it's the first date. So I ignored it, but
you know it happened.

Speaker 7 (19:55):
Did have them the whole night.

Speaker 14 (19:57):
After the day, she says that she had a great time,
you know, I replied back, of course.

Speaker 11 (20:02):
I did too.

Speaker 14 (20:02):
And then communications slowed so so much. But I have
a theory, and may I hope you guys can see
if this is right. I think she's ghosting me because
there's another guy in the picture.

Speaker 16 (20:18):
His name is Tennis, and that's who she was texting
with the whole night. Okay, so what do you think?
That's what I think is happened? A yeah, all right,
because she has not responded to me. Now I set
for that one text after the day.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Okay, John is on the phone, and John is getting
ghosted by Kirston. So in a second, we're gonna call
her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting
him and maybe get him a second date. But first, John,
why don't you break down your date again for us
real quick?

Speaker 7 (20:44):
And sure?

Speaker 11 (20:46):
I met Skirsten through mutual friends. I feel like we
hit it off immediately.

Speaker 14 (20:49):
Our first date was like a cozy movie night in
which was really fun. But the whole night she's basically
texting with a guy named excuse me, a person named.

Speaker 11 (21:01):
Kenneth on the phone.

Speaker 18 (21:03):
I don't know that is.

Speaker 11 (21:05):
She's basically been in communicato since then. She hasn't responded
to me.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Okay, ye that I do.

Speaker 11 (21:10):
Is that a good summary?

Speaker 1 (21:11):
I think it was pretty good, John, dude, while you
were there? Yeah, that that's something? All right? Are you
ready for us to call her? Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yes, Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, I speak to Kirsen.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
Please.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Hey, Kirsten, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called the Jebel Show. Hi, Kirsten, Nina. Hi, I'm
Victoria and my name is double.

Speaker 8 (21:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Have you ever heard of the show before?

Speaker 18 (21:54):
I have?

Speaker 7 (21:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Sweet weird? Okay, we're calling you today, because we got
an email about.

Speaker 18 (22:03):
You about me? Okay.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
We do a segment on the show that's called the
first Date follow Up. That's where if you go out
on a date with somebody and you end up ghosting them,
that person can email us to get you on the
phone and ask why you're ghosting them.

Speaker 16 (22:21):
Okay, okay, have any idea who would have emailed us?

Speaker 18 (22:28):
Is it Col No? No, No, that's not it.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
You want to try again?

Speaker 18 (22:43):
Is it Kenneth?

Speaker 1 (22:46):
No, it's not Kenneth. You want to take a shot
at number three?

Speaker 18 (22:50):
Okay, then it's gotta be John.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yes, John emailed us. Apparently you're you're doing quite a
bit of ghosting. But John, is where are you meeting that?
Would you mind telling us why you're ghosting John?

Speaker 18 (23:06):
I I didn't think I'm ghosting John at all.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
No.

Speaker 19 (23:11):
I mean I texted him after a movie night and
I left town.

Speaker 18 (23:17):
For work, and I told him about this, like I
travel a lot with my job. I had, like you know,
I deal with a lot of high pressure investments and.

Speaker 19 (23:28):
Super long days, and so I wasn't like ghosting him,
and I told him like I had to leave for
work and so, but honestly, he started texting meet a lot.

Speaker 11 (23:43):
So, yeah, I'm here.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
That's John.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
He's actually on the phone and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 20 (23:49):
Ye oh crap, Okay, yeah, Hi, how are you John?

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Hey?

Speaker 18 (23:58):
Wow?

Speaker 14 (23:59):
So so yeah, I felt like you did ghost me.
I mean, you know, texted you once and then you
sort of stopped. I know you said for work, but
you know.

Speaker 18 (24:13):
No, I did not go to you.

Speaker 19 (24:16):
I I told you that I was traveling for work.

Speaker 18 (24:22):
I texted you right after a date.

Speaker 11 (24:26):
No, you never texted me.

Speaker 18 (24:30):
Yes, I did. I texted you and I was going out.

Speaker 20 (24:33):
I texted you that I was going out of town
for work, and I told you that my days were
super busy. I can just be texting back and forth.
And I hope you understood that. I mean, we just
had one date and then I said, hey, I'm leaning
out of town and then you were like texting me
like three texts a day.

Speaker 11 (24:54):
Kind of like that. I mean I did not sexually
a few times day. But also you did not text
me that you're going out of town for work.

Speaker 18 (25:03):
You didn't tell me that you have been texting me
three times today. And I did text you that I
was going out for work. This is I can't believe
you're just lying about this. This is really strange.

Speaker 11 (25:15):
I just no, this doesn't make any sense. I would
not text three times to day. I text you once.

Speaker 18 (25:22):
You know, I can send you back your tack so
you can read them. Do you want me to send
you those tests?

Speaker 7 (25:27):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, because I want to know. Here we go, Yes, John,
you're sure you haven't been texting her three times a day?

Speaker 11 (25:38):
Yes, I'm sure.

Speaker 7 (25:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (25:39):
Sorry, I just sent him the screen shots.

Speaker 14 (25:41):
By the way, Okay, you just sent it because I
don't have a text R.

Speaker 18 (25:48):
I just sent them.

Speaker 11 (25:53):
I don't have it is Oh my gosh, I don't
have a testure.

Speaker 8 (26:00):
Man.

Speaker 18 (26:02):
You just texted me back and say, oh finally you
respond Hi, what dude.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
I didn't.

Speaker 11 (26:10):
I don't know who that is.

Speaker 7 (26:10):
That's not me.

Speaker 11 (26:12):
I don't know who that is. That's not me.

Speaker 18 (26:16):
Okay, how do you spell John?

Speaker 11 (26:21):
How do I spell John?

Speaker 1 (26:22):
J Owen?

Speaker 18 (26:24):
Oh god, okay, I've been testing a different John. That's
a guy that I actually wanted to.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Go you and you just said him a screenshot. My god,
what girl?

Speaker 11 (26:43):
Oh my god? How many people are your coasting.

Speaker 18 (26:48):
I'm not trying to coast cute. I'm not trying to
call you.

Speaker 7 (26:53):
I'm trying to cause.

Speaker 18 (26:54):
The other John. I'm not trying to cost you. I
just told you I just went out of town.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
God, that's good news.

Speaker 11 (27:02):
Oh my god. I thought I was losing my mind.
So I'm the better John.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Hey, that's a good thing.

Speaker 18 (27:08):
Oh my god, I guess yes.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
All right, sweet Well then, Preston, would you like to
go on the second date with the right John? We'll
pay for it.

Speaker 20 (27:20):
Oh my goodness, Yes, we can go on in the
second base.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Can you make sure everybody's labeled in your phone?

Speaker 10 (27:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:29):
First, and then you know, watch your back.

Speaker 18 (27:34):
Yeah, the better John without an age. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Jubile's first day follow up, Good morning. Can I take
your order? Am I get a tall? A large black coffee?

Speaker 5 (27:46):
Large black coffee?

Speaker 11 (27:47):
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 15 (27:48):
No?

Speaker 4 (27:48):
I mean he means event Yeah, the biggest funny got
venty is large?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Vent is twenty?

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Yeah, large is large. In fact, pol is large and
grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 11 (28:01):
Fant He's the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
It's also the only one that's Italian.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Congratulations were stupid in three languages. It's time for America's
favorite trivia game.

Speaker 21 (28:10):
It's like I'm running the show, your chance to take
on Victoria Rameria is in a game of trivia for
Hillary Duff tickets today, and let's meet today's contestant for
you vers Victoria Chris.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Hello, Chris, Hey, how boring? Good? You ready to go?

Speaker 10 (28:26):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah yeah? Victoria is still singing a song in her head.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yeah, I'm sorry the song changed also, but I don't.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Think it's right. Like the song are you singing? Now?

Speaker 4 (28:38):
What was my Britney spears is like I want to go, go,
go all the way.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
It's so wild to me that you have all this
going on in your head while music is actually playing
in your headphones.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Multi talented.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Tomato Tomato.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Here we go. You're gonna send Victoria out of the
studio and Chris, the game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, sounds good?
All right, Victoria is out of the studio and here
we go, Chris, your time starts now. Which US president

(29:17):
resigned from office?

Speaker 10 (29:20):
Hush?

Speaker 3 (29:22):
What part of the human brain is primarily responsible for
balance and coordination?

Speaker 8 (29:28):
That is a frontal quarte.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
What instrument does yo yoma play.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
In sports? What sport do you perform? A slam dunk?

Speaker 8 (29:42):
Falcoba?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Who wrote The Great Gatsby? All right, now? What that
would bring Victoria back into the studio? And while she's
getting settled, Chris, here's a question for you. If you
came with a warning label, what would it.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
Read ming label?

Speaker 8 (30:00):
I would say, don't be the animal after midnight?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
All right, Victoria? If you came with a warning label,
what would it say.

Speaker 6 (30:09):
With caution or like uh yield yeah, close, stop stop signs?

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah, like like a motorcycles use extreme caution? Yeah yeah,
like right here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say
passed and you have to beat Chris outright to win,
and Chris, you can tell Victoria when to go had Seriously,

(30:41):
which US president resigned from office? You suck? Ah?

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Thank thing ding dank thank dan dang? Thank What do I?
I don't know this, Adams?

Speaker 3 (30:53):
What part of the human brain is primarily responsible for
balance and coordination?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Seriously?

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Sarebellum? That's what part of the brand thing?

Speaker 1 (31:00):
I remember? What instrument does Yo yo ma play.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Huh what wait?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
What? Well, game's over? Now, what instrument does your mama play? Actually?

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Wait, what was the question though?

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Actually I said what instrument does yo yo ma play? I? Actually,
all right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Producer free.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
My favorite part of this was which US President? And
she already was like, oh man, she didn't even listen
to the rest of the question.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Chris has one, and Victoria you also had one.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Oh that's a tie, but the tie goes to you. Chris, congratulations,
You get Victoria, You get Hillary duff tickets just for
playing Dan And hopefully by the time she, you know,
has her concert and her tour and everything else, her
and her sister have made up. I don't know if
you know so not Chris, but the sisters do not speak.

(32:03):
Isn't that sad? Oh no, yeah, not on speaking terms.
And it's a terrible thing.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Is a best friends. But if anybody knows, why can
you tell us? Because I can't figure it out. Nobody
really knows what what happened. Nobody really knows why you
figure it out?

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Because our business is definitely our business, for sure.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
All right, Let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Richard Nixon was the US president that resigned from office.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Live is Sarah Bellum.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Sarahbellum is the part of the human brain ye for
balance and coordination.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
The brain.

Speaker 7 (32:40):
Yo Yo Ma.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Plays the cello, and basketball is where.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
You perform a slam duck okay a o.

Speaker 14 (32:47):
N F.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Scott Fitzgerald wrote the Great Gatsbeak.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
You should have put that question before Yo yo mama.

Speaker 9 (32:52):
Who is that cellist?

Speaker 5 (33:01):
No bangers?

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like you're like a prodigy.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Right, I don't I don't know. I just know that
they're very good. Here, let me let me pull up some.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
Here we go down.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
He's an American chealice and cultural ambassador who aims to
bridge cultural gaps and foster dialogue through music.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Here's Yo Yo Ma at the reopening of Notre Dame.
This hold that's commercial.

Speaker 22 (33:37):
Impactful because that's only picture. I'm gonna go take a map.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
That's I love it.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
Someone dropped a beambody hear that?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
What do you think, Chris? You like the Oyama? Sure? Relaxing?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
You know now that I hear it, it all makes sense.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Yeah, that's legitimate.

Speaker 9 (34:17):
Welcome to the stage the number one shallow list on
the planet.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
I'm talking about Yo Yo.

Speaker 11 (34:23):
Mama right now, coming to the note.

Speaker 9 (34:26):
Saying the grand opening here it is Yo Yo Ma
live and direct.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
That's what they did. It's time to Catch a Cheater.
Only on the Jubile Show. Ryan is on the phone
today for it to Catch a Cheater, and he thinks
that his girlfriend of a year named Bella might be
messing around. So in a few minutes, we're gonna call
her and see if we can catch her if she is.
But first, Ryan, thanks for coming on the show. Sorry
it has to be this way. Why do you think

(34:53):
Bella might be cheating?

Speaker 8 (34:55):
She's just there's been a shift and like her behavior,
she's in the same way. She's canceling plans. We moved
in together like a month ago, and it's yeah, it's
been like the past couple of weeks since then, it's
been off.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
So but do you see her at home?

Speaker 8 (35:14):
I do, yeah, but you know, I mean with our
work schedule and everything, you know, it's sometimes like we're
just kind of like we eat, you know, your bed,
and then she's a little she's even a little distant,
you know, she's like ohlea's just watch a show and
we don't really talk.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
So you feel disconnected?

Speaker 7 (35:29):
Yeah, I feel.

Speaker 8 (35:30):
Really just yeah, very disconnected.

Speaker 7 (35:31):
Yeah, And I mean we we we work together, we
work in.

Speaker 8 (35:35):
The same for the same company, and that's you know,
that's how we met and that's how you know, we
had this connection and that that connection that with you know,
this last month is just kind of deteriorated.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Have you brought it up to her? What does she say?

Speaker 8 (35:49):
I've tried to, but she's just she's being really cagey,
you know. And the biggest thing is that I found
this random key on.

Speaker 7 (35:58):
The floor in our bedroom. Okay, okay, my answer about it.

Speaker 8 (36:03):
She just said it was you know, probably one of
like our friends that left it there.

Speaker 7 (36:07):
And I'm like, why none of our friends have been.

Speaker 8 (36:10):
In our bedroom.

Speaker 7 (36:11):
Why would they go on up that?

Speaker 8 (36:12):
That's weird, Like that doesn't it just doesn't add.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Up like a regular key, like a key to a door.

Speaker 8 (36:18):
Well, yes, like a key to a door, and it
does not work on any of our doors.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Did you try? That's smart? Yea, that's smart.

Speaker 7 (36:30):
I didn't want to bring it up and be a
crazy person because everything.

Speaker 8 (36:32):
Has been smooth, so it's just just recently sometime like
a night in my head, you know, am I just
reading it there?

Speaker 1 (36:39):
So she she said she didn't know where the key
came from or like she didn't recognize that or anything.

Speaker 7 (36:45):
She didn't recognize it.

Speaker 8 (36:46):
She thinks it's one of our friends.

Speaker 7 (36:48):
It's not adding up.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Is she training, like aside from you know, blowing you
off because whatever work or something like is she cuddling
with you?

Speaker 8 (37:00):
I mean I try, and she kind of it seems hesitant,
and then she gets you know, I mean we get there,
but like it's just hesitant. Like another thing is she's
asking for a lot of alone time. And you know,
I mean the whole point of us moving in together
was so that we could have more time together, because
there was you know, the whole thing of like you know,
we live, we lived, we're living in different places there

(37:21):
like commute time. Are you going to stay at mine?
I'm going to stay at yours? And now we have
this place together, and it's like, great, We're gonna have
all this time together. But then she's like, oh, I
want to go. I'm going to go hang out with
some friends. I just need some meet time. I felt
like because we had been together for a year that
that had been enough time for us to like, okay,
like this is going somewhere. Do we see a future?

(37:42):
I see a future like you know, we we like
we clearly like each other, we clearly like love each other.

Speaker 7 (37:49):
And so moving in together.

Speaker 8 (37:51):
Isn't like jumping the gun and moving too fast, because
I mean that happens, that's happened.

Speaker 7 (37:55):
To me, but it didn't feel like that. But now
I'm like, what if I I thought I was doing
anything right not.

Speaker 8 (38:01):
You know, we had green flags and now I got
this big red flag of like everything has changed and
that we moved in together. Maybe she's getting cold feet.
It's weird though.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
So whatever it is, it must have happened in the
last month because she agreed to move in with you exactly.

Speaker 8 (38:12):
Yeah, we were looking for at Parminson, like you know,
the normal fame in you know, it takes you know,
it took a few months. So this wasn't like, yeah,
we just jumped in called Turkey.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Okay, right in the middle of to catch a cheater
and if you're just joining us. Ryan is on the
phone and he thinks that his girlfriend of one year
named Bella might be cheating. So we're about to call
her from the grocery store that she's a rewards member
at and say that every single month, we choose one
lucky rewards member who gets a free gift from us,
and it's free flowers delivered from our floral department, and
we'll see if she sends those to her boyfriend Ryan

(38:43):
or to somebody else. But before we do that, Ryan,
why don't you tell us about your situation again? Real quick?

Speaker 7 (38:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (38:48):
So, you know, Bell and I we moved in together
a month ago now, and everything leading up to that
was great. It was I mean, you know, smooth sailing,
green flags. The relationship is going great. But then like
a couple of weeks ago, everything has shifted. Here her
how she interacts with me, how she is when she's

(39:08):
around me. She's she's always asking for like me time,
you know, and seeming distant.

Speaker 7 (39:15):
And then I.

Speaker 8 (39:15):
Find this random key that doesn't work in any of
our doors of our new place, and I ask her
about it and she gets cagy and she's like, doesn't
know about it, that thinks that one of our friends
must have dropped it had because we had like a
you know, a housewarming party. It just doesn't make sense
that I want any of our friends whip because it's

(39:37):
in our bedroom. So I'm just trying to make sense
of it all.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
All right, are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 8 (39:43):
Let's do it?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Okay, here we go. Well, Hi, this is Corbett calling
from I was looking for our Rewards card member named Bella.

Speaker 18 (40:01):
Yeah, since she Hi, Billa.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations. Here, this month's big winner.
Thank you so much for shopping with us. Oh maybe
you don't know. Every single month we choose one lucky
Rewards member who gets a free gift from us, and
this month it's flowers delivered from our floral department, absolutely
free to anybody that you want within the fifty United States.
You've just won thirty six long stim red roses, a

(40:25):
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered anywhere you want.

Speaker 23 (40:28):
Oh wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 18 (40:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (40:32):
Is there anywhere to do like a like a gift
card or something else instead of flowers?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
I think we can do that. Well, maybe give me
be a little more specific with that. Maybe I can.

Speaker 23 (40:42):
I'm going to give it to a guy and I
know he doesn't really care for flowers.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Oh yeah, okay, yes, we can do a gift card
in that instance. I have had that happen before. But
I can do a two hundred dollars gift card.

Speaker 23 (40:56):
That's that's for good.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Great, okay, and we'll send that along and I'll so
you know, you can put a card on it. All
I would need would be the first and last name
of the person, anything you want to put on a
card with it, and then the address, and we should
be good to go. And you'll get confirmation on all
of this and it's all free, and you just want
to get from us.

Speaker 18 (41:13):
Okay.

Speaker 23 (41:15):
His name is Caleb.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Okay, got that. And did you want to put anything
on the card?

Speaker 18 (41:21):
Yeah, I can. I put.

Speaker 23 (41:23):
Some doors open for a reason. Thanks for helping me
find the right one.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Thank you very much. And now I'll let you know
that this is not a grocery store. Actually, this is
a radio show. It's called the Jewbell Show.

Speaker 23 (41:36):
Okay, what's going on?

Speaker 18 (41:39):
What the hell?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Hi? I'm Nina, Hi, I'm Victoria, and my name is Jewbell.
And we do a segment on the show called to
Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant other
might be messing around. You see who they send flowers
to or in this case, I guess, but your boyfriend
Ryan is actually on the phone.

Speaker 23 (41:59):
Hi, Why are you calling a radio station to have
a conversation with me?

Speaker 7 (42:04):
Who is No?

Speaker 8 (42:05):
No?

Speaker 7 (42:05):
No, no, no? Who is Caleb? Why are you singing Caleb again?

Speaker 23 (42:09):
I'm sorry, I just can't believe that you couldn't have
this conversation with me, like not on the radio. I
just think that that's really really.

Speaker 8 (42:16):
Because you're not talking to me about well, You're not
like you're so distant and you're like.

Speaker 7 (42:21):
Something you're barely around anymore.

Speaker 8 (42:23):
So, I mean, this is kind of what I had
to do, and I still you're still not answering my question.

Speaker 7 (42:27):
Who's Caleb? Right?

Speaker 23 (42:31):
I just I'm sorry. I just think that this is
like really ridiculous.

Speaker 7 (42:34):
Ryan.

Speaker 23 (42:34):
Why are you publicizing our freaking relationship on the radio.

Speaker 8 (42:39):
No, don't don't do this you oh, oh don't know,
you're not manipulating the situation.

Speaker 7 (42:43):
No, who is Caleb?

Speaker 16 (42:46):
So talking about what's the door?

Speaker 18 (42:52):
I'm sorry, I just like, I'm not a conversation of
the radio. This is ridiculous. This is not going to happen.

Speaker 8 (42:59):
Ryan, Why are you doing this because Bella, you're not
making sense anymore. You're not answering anytime I try to
bring up something that seems a little weird and out
of place. You you basically you cut me off.

Speaker 7 (43:13):
You shut down. So this is this is what I
left with, and now you're doing the same thing, but
now you're doing it on the radio with other people involved,
when you could just you.

Speaker 8 (43:20):
Could end this, Bella, you could in this.

Speaker 23 (43:22):
You could Why am I doing that on the radio
because of you?

Speaker 8 (43:25):
Because because you're not you're clearly hiding something, Bella, So
what are you hiding?

Speaker 23 (43:32):
Okay?

Speaker 18 (43:33):
Fine?

Speaker 23 (43:35):
He love is literally no one employing.

Speaker 10 (43:37):
He's he's a locksmith who helped me out and got
me into our apartment when you were gone and I
locked myself out, Like is the topic of a.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Radio kind of who gives their locks.

Speaker 11 (43:54):
Both?

Speaker 8 (43:54):
You didn't even tell me that you got locked out
in the first place, So.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
You would send a gift to a locksmith before you
would send it to your boyfriend, Bellet, Well, yeah.

Speaker 23 (44:04):
I mean he's a he was really good locksmith, and
I thought he did a really a really good job
and he helped me.

Speaker 18 (44:13):
When I needed him, like I had to.

Speaker 8 (44:16):
I don't have a fake radio, can't call you too,
And then now you give him a gift?

Speaker 7 (44:22):
And what's with the what's with the key?

Speaker 8 (44:24):
What's that key? Doesn't that's a key on the bedroom
floor that doesn't work on any of the doors.

Speaker 7 (44:29):
What's that right?

Speaker 23 (44:30):
Well, I mean he must have I don't know, like
dropped it when he was working from the door.

Speaker 18 (44:35):
I have no thank to you. Why the key was there?

Speaker 7 (44:41):
Did you get locked out of the pedro too?

Speaker 18 (44:44):
I mean, yeah, it was.

Speaker 10 (44:46):
It was really weird.

Speaker 18 (44:47):
I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 7 (44:49):
Yeah, yeah, that was really weird because there's you don't
even need a key for that door.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Girl.

Speaker 20 (44:56):
Well, okay, we may have hooked out up and it
was probably one of the things.

Speaker 18 (45:01):
Okay, but it loves I miss you and now.

Speaker 23 (45:05):
We are even because you cheated on me with that
girl I watch Christmas.

Speaker 8 (45:11):
Waita, you missed me, so you slept with somebody else
in our bed?

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Wait? Did you really cheat on her too?

Speaker 14 (45:18):
Ryan?

Speaker 7 (45:19):
No?

Speaker 18 (45:20):
No, no, wait, okay, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 7 (45:22):
Are you talking about the girl at work who forced.

Speaker 8 (45:26):
Me under the mistletoe and kissed me and I pushed
away and literally said out loud in front of everyone.
I have a girlfriend. I didn't sleep with her, not
even close.

Speaker 18 (45:36):
That's so stupid.

Speaker 23 (45:37):
You cheated on me and now we're evil and that's
just how it is.

Speaker 8 (45:41):
She fortunately kissed me at a Christmas party under mistletoe,
and I basically pushed her off of me. She basically
she assaulted me.

Speaker 7 (45:49):
I had to talk to hr about it.

Speaker 8 (45:50):
Actually, so no, not the same.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Also, don't know if that's very healthy, to being tipped
for tat with cheating on each other. I mean, I
know for some people that might work, but this doesn't
sound like Ryan's okay with that.

Speaker 8 (46:05):
Kissing and sleeping with somebody is not the same, you
know what, I can't. Yeah, I'm done.

Speaker 7 (46:11):
I'm done. This is over.

Speaker 8 (46:12):
You know, he's such a great guy and he's always
there when you need him. You just hopefully he's there
for you right now because you can go stay with Caleb.

Speaker 7 (46:20):
Okay, I'm not gonna stay with Caleb.

Speaker 18 (46:23):
He's in Mexico on a boy's trip.

Speaker 7 (46:28):
Girl the Jewel Shows to catch a Cheaterah.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
You're definitely gonna want to hear this. It's the Jewel
Show once again. AI has gotten a company in trouble
and it's hilarious. We have the audio for you playing
in just a second. But AI does have a lot
of problems. Like if you remember when Google rolled out
their AI generated answers program, it confidently informed users that

(46:59):
adding not talk sick glue would help cheese stick to
pizza better. Oh yeah, people actually did it too, which.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
Is the worst part. Hey, how stupid we are. If
it works, it works well.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
One government department is taking heat today for what their
AI phone system has been doing. I'll play the audio
for you in a second. But that company and that
government office is none other than the Washington State Department
of Licensing. Oh. They started using AI to handle their
automated phone service line.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Perfect in a phone service line.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Yeah, if you call them, you know press you never
get a live person anymore. No, not at all. But
they're making headlines today because for the last year their
phone system uses AI and it's been malfunctioning. So when
people select press two for Spanish, right, so press one
for English, press two for Spanish. When they press two
for Spanish, they're getting this.

Speaker 11 (47:53):
Please press one for English.

Speaker 13 (47:56):
Thank you for calling the departmental.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
It's getting it's Spanglish. Spanglish. Yeah, he's giving you press
two for Spanish and speaking in English, but just with
a bad Spanish accent. This is the Washington State Department
of Licensing phone system. Apparently it's been going on for
over a year.

Speaker 14 (48:17):
Here again, please press one for English.

Speaker 13 (48:20):
Thank you for calling. The Department's speak Spanish.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
It's not at all one for English.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Them president went for a year before anybody complained about it.

Speaker 13 (48:35):
Licensing Customers Support Center for assistance with scheduling a drivate
licensing office appointment.

Speaker 7 (48:41):
That is so bad.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Spanish.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
The only Spanish that it actually speaks are the numbers,
like the options to you for it. Like example, it'll
say you're estimate way time is less than treest minutes,
just speaking in a bad Spanish accent.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
The only part of the Spanish was it telling you
if you wanted to be standish.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Yeah, they watched. The State Department of Licensing has apologized
and said it fixed the problem, but it took them
a very long time to do them. One issue noticed
the issue, last one user noticed the issue last summer,
and it's still happening as of right now. It's still happening,
So they haven't really fixed the problem.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Why don't they just take it off altogether, like if
that's making things worse the logger it stays that way and.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
They have to have a real person in there, and
then they have to pay that person and they don't
want to do that.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
The agency says that they blame it on a staff error. Well,
which staff member is, let's do this option for the
phone system, just do like consuela the made from the
family guy right impression.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
Staff member aka computer tower number four.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
They say that now they've updated it and it has
ten languages and now runs newer AI technology, but no
word and if they're going to keep the spanglish version
what you could choose?

Speaker 13 (50:04):
Thank you for them for assistance licensing appointments, fisting appointments,
coming appointment.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
You sis, you're sitting here listening to this like like
what this doesn't make any sense?

Speaker 1 (50:20):
You apologize like insensitive. Yeah, they've apologized, but it still
continues to do it then fixed the problem, and because
of that, other people are sharing the biggest times that
AI has messed up that they can think of another AI.
Another AI bought once recommended that geologists eat at least

(50:43):
one small rock per day for mineral.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Healthy. That sounds good for you, good health.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Air Canada once offered a bunch of refunds to passengers
because their chatbot did it on accident.

Speaker 7 (50:58):
Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Yeah, and when the airline refused to honor it, they
did a class action lawsuit and the judge ordered the
airline to pay. If your AI says it, you're responsible
for sure.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Yeah, you take complete ownership of that chatbot or whatever
AI thing you put in use, especially when it's dealing
with customers. That's still on you, bro.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
You don't get or do you remember when Microsoft launched
their AI ta, their AI chat bought named Tay on Twitter.
It only lasted one day because once it started interacting
with the public, it started posting racists and extremest content.
You do, yeah, right, wow, How does you even get

(51:44):
programmed to know those things? That's amazing how that stuff
gets swepped under the rug too. Yeah, you didn't really
hear about it with Microsoft, but there was a news
for like a day, and then in a way we're
talking about times that AI has malfunctioned. Because the Washington
State Department of Licensing has a phone system that's AI
operated and this is what it gives you. For Spanish,
please press.

Speaker 8 (52:01):
One for English.

Speaker 13 (52:02):
Thank you for calling the departmental for assistant Licensing office
appointment appointment coming appointments. Please press thank you.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Please give us three minutes and we'll give you everything
you need to know over the day brought you by
Michael schut Bingo in Auburn, your home from Achino, It's
time for Nina's what's trending? If you are.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Single in dating, there is one kind of date you
should never go on right now for safety reasons, and
it comes with its own new dating term. I'll tell
you what it is and what to avoid coming up
in just a second. But first, as we approach spring cleaning,
does your house need to be hushed?

Speaker 5 (52:44):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Do you remember the Marie Condo method? Like Marie Condo
went super like viral because it was like does this
speak to you? And then you have to get rid
of a popular designer person.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
She had like a reality show, right, yeah she did.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
She had some kind of show, but it was all about,
you know, cleaning out your home and making it less cluttered.
While there's a new woman that is kind of taking
on that role. Her name is fran May and she
calls herself a recovering maximalist and Her method is called
hushing your home. So house hushing a little damp, shut

(53:20):
up bedroom, I hear you.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Honestly, that's kind of what she's saying.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
So like, if your bedroom is loud because it has
too many bright colors, shapes, clutter all of that stuff,
it starts to get louder and yell at you. So
in order to hush your house now you have to
start throwing away the things that are yelling at you
the loudest.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
I don't know how you figure out what that is.
But your bedroom should be like colors like like blue,
you know, common colors things like that. Wait what because
it helps you relax.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Yeah, but I went a fun room. My room's like
a fun room.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
She was another room to have fun. Roomroom's not for fun.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Hey man, I got very limited faces.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
In said before, Yeah, I don't, you said you will?

Speaker 3 (54:08):
You just go your rooms supposed to be for fun,
And then I was having flashed back about not that.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
You have fun in your bedroom. Basically, you.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Guys, I really love when you leave me. If you know.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
You know anyway, this has gotten strange.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
You're sending out shout outs to somebody who's listening.

Speaker 5 (54:36):
You're yeah, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
I don't know what's going on, what is going on
in my bedroom because I don't know what's going on
in there. Different Okay, that wasn't to be weird anyway, We.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
Definitely got weird s down in my bedroom.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Was ever in there himself? I'll hush myself now on
that story.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
The next story is about the Cereal Taco, the Cereal
taco seasoning thief.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
He has been caught.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
And you didn't know that the man who has been
described as the Cereal Taco seasoning thief may be seeing
up to ninety years in prison by taco seasoning.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
But that's not what was happening.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
So this guy would go in and he would buy
taco seasoning and target, but it was a cover because
he was stealing trading cards. So he'd go in, pocket
the trading cards, get the taco seasoning, and look like
he was checking out, so he wouldn't be suspicious from
where target target, Yeah, probably self check, and then he
would be selling those cards on eBay, which is kind

(55:50):
of how he got caught.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Anyway, it's a trading card.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
I feel.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
The target, yeah, and they're right by the checkout A
lot I knowed that because I was in there the
other day and I thought about buying some baseball cards
for some reason. I was like, man, I haven't collected
cards since I was a kid. Should I start that again?
And I was like, don't do that.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
It's fun, but why But like it kind of seems
like clutter.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
No, it's worth money.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Yeah, they can be worth a lot of money. Don't
you collect anything fun?

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Seriously, you don't collect anything.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Victoria, No, not really. I buy a lot of random crap,
don't get me wrong, But.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Like a kid, do you ever collect anything? Not really?

Speaker 4 (56:35):
I think because I wanted to when I was younger,
but I never knew which one to do, and I
always got like I make a decision. I never could
make a decision.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
And I forget.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
The next time I want to buy my dan? What
am I collecting? Trapping her mind? So, but like it's
just like what are they value? Whenever you buy?

Speaker 6 (56:52):
It's like you could get a pack and it has
like a rare card in it.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Now all of a sudden, you're sitting on a card work.
Thousands of dollars.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
Sold last week or whatever, like fifteen million or whatever. Yeah, yeah,
it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
Yeah, we put the highest value on most random things.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
I really do.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
But that's how the taco seasoning guy was able to
get away with it for so long. That's until he
was as well. He's also looking at ninety years in prison.
So it worked for a minute.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
My kids from the fun room.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Okay, day, whatever you listen to, if you listen to
anything today, listen to me right now.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
There's one kind of date.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
You should never go on, especially early on in a
relationship or on a first date, and that is out
into the wilderness.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
You do not agree to.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Go on a nature hike or onto or camping or
things like that with somebody that you've just met, because
if you do, there's a chance that you will become
a victim of alpine divorce. Alpine divorce is now a
new dating term that we need to be aware of
because it's when a dater takes their person into the
wilderness and leaves them there to fend for themselves.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
That sounds terrible, would.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
Because somebody would kill you out there.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Man.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
All I'm saying is it's a great form of exercise.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
And actually people are breaking up with people now just
taking them and dumping them in the forest.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
You no it's actually kind of psycho There is a
psychotherapist who's chiming in and saying that most of the
time the people are doing things like this are narcissists
and like people that want to like show some.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Type of power control manipulation.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
Yeah, like you need me to survive out here type.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
Thing kind of Yeah if I would at that point, though,
I would like make it through the freaking night, just
to prove a point, like I'm not calling you back.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Like at that point, you have to stick it out
and you got to make it find your way back.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
I feel like you could press charges somehow, right somebody,
But that's why I took a turn. I couldn't find you. Yeah,
that's right. Yeah, huh, that's scary. Just don't do it
bad that.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
I don't think it's that crazy.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
You don't think it's crazy to go out. But somebody's like,
you want to go camping.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
This weekend you just met, then I just bounce. I mean,
at that point camping, that's not that bad. Camping part.

Speaker 12 (59:18):
I took my wife camping the first time she never been,
but not the first date. It was it was actually, yeah,
actually went camping with you on the first date. And
we went camping the town and we're still together.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
But Chris, you're a good.

Speaker 5 (59:35):
Guy, but you were out there to abandon her.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
But it's not that bad.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
If you had a daughter, would you tell her to
go on a first date on a camping trip with
somebody that she just met.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
No, you wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
That that's the spectrum everything goes through for me, is like,
would I want my daughter doing that?

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Absolutely not. No, you can't stop.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
Even if it was you, Chris, I wouldn't want to
do it.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Make sure I still want to don't be a victim
of alpine divorce.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
That's that's that's really not the appropriate name for it.
Should be something yeah, curiously.

Speaker 7 (01:00:13):
Jewbles, dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Hello, Hello, hey you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 8 (01:00:23):
So me and my wife are in open relationship?

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Okay, okay, going, Oh.

Speaker 23 (01:00:31):
It's great.

Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
For like sixteen years now, Wow, this idea?

Speaker 6 (01:00:38):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Or was this something you guys both wanted?

Speaker 15 (01:00:42):
Idea?

Speaker 7 (01:00:43):
It was always idea while.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
You said my idea, idea.

Speaker 15 (01:00:52):
Yeah, she always thought it was a trick because it
was it's more of a male male, you know, and
the female.

Speaker 18 (01:01:01):
So she always thought it was a trick.

Speaker 14 (01:01:04):
I had.

Speaker 15 (01:01:05):
We were drinking and I have a friends, right, and
my friend I saw him always looking at her, like,
you know, he's trying to hit on her. So I
talked to my wife and she's like, I noticed him.
So one day we're drinking and I had thought drunk.
So they take me to my room and as soon

(01:01:26):
as he helps me get to my bed, he thinks
I'm asleep. I'm all drunk, and he starts making out
with her while I was right there asleep on my bed.
And yeah, they did the bead and everything.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
Were you actually asleep?

Speaker 7 (01:01:44):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
And you weren't drunk.

Speaker 24 (01:01:47):
I wasn't drunk. No, We're into that like that. That's
what I'm into that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
All right, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret. Yeah, have a good one.

Speaker 15 (01:02:08):
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