Full Jubal Show from Monday March 9th, 2026

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you travel with weird things in your bag? It's
the Jebil show. Well, apparently a lot of people do,
and they don't even care enough to get them back
from the airlines. And that's why the website Unclaimed Unclaimed
Baggage dot Com just shared its annual list of the
weirdest lost luggage items that went unclaimed last year.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh this is fun. This is like digging through somebody's
luggage without them knowing.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Did they oxen it off?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
I think you can actually buy things from unclimb bagage
dot com if you want to. But here's a list
of the weirdest things that they say they found in
people's unclaimed baggage last year. And keep in mind, these
are people that you're traveling with. Here's somebody that you're
sitting next to who has this in their bag, but
gold plated golf clubs.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Well, why wouldn't you want that back?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
There were sixty thousand dollars, Oh my gosh them and
didn't have the airport. Yeah no, they didn't claim it plane.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
They were probably purchased of drug money and they knew that.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, they're like, oh, we cannot go back with the
So what are some of the weirdest items that were
found in unclaimed bags last year. We're going over the
list from unclaim baggage dot com. A beekeeping outfit, a
full beekeeping outfit. What the weird part is that these
go unclaimed? Like if you are traveling with a full
beekeeping outfit, you think you need that? Yeah, how do

(01:20):
you just like, well not whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Maybe it was a kink and they were like, I
don't want them to know that to my king, so
I'm just gonna let it ride.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
That's the only thing I think of it. It's like
you're so ashamed you don't want somebody to see your face.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
To match it to the item. But so far these
things are legit.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I know. It's not that weird to be like, oh cool,
you're a beekeeper in town to do some beekeeping. Yeah,
obviously it wasn't for that if you're going to leave
it unclaimed. The website unclaim baggage dot Com just released
the weirdest items that went unclaimed last year from people's luggage.
A one ounce gold bar ninety nine gold worth several
thousand dollars. Someone just left that.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Why are we leaving gold on planes and airports? Like
what they just forgot about it. Yes, are you that?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
That's insane? Like, it makes me wonder if they're leaving
them or if the airport is telling them that they
lost their baggage.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
And try to take the gold and then the.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Bagage just stored somewhere and the person who owns it
never finds it.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
Also, though, if you're walking around with a gold plate
or a gold whatever, I think you have enough money
to buy something new.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
One true True walks around with that?

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Do you have to check that? Like, why would you
check that? Wouldn't you want that on your person?

Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's heavy?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, I don't want to wear it around my neck.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
The website Unclaimed Baggage dot com just released the weirdest
items that went unclaimed last year in people's baggage. A
suitcase full of rat poison.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
That's weird.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, what are you traveling with a suitcase full of
rat poison?

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I definitely wouldn't go back to claim it.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
You know why.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
They would have been investigated heavily.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Right. A meteorite was also found in a bag and
left unclaimed that they were able to figure out it
was part of a media that fell to earth in
the year fifteen seventy six.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Somebody just left that.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
And those things are worth a lot of money too, some.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Like museums and yeah, exactly why did he have it? Curious?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Why meteorite?

Speaker 6 (03:12):
I keep it?

Speaker 3 (03:14):
I think I'm just more shocked by they wouldn't go
get it? Why did you want to lose that?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
We're going over a list from Unclaimed Baggage dot Com
of the strangest items that people left unclaimed last year
at the airport. A didgeridoo? What exact Australian instrument?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Okay, I didn't know the name of that. I've heard it,
but I didn't know the name of it.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
That's kind of what it sounds like.

Speaker 7 (03:43):
It look like.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
It's like a long it's very long. It's a big
long instrument.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's like a flute.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
It's like a huge flute like yeah, kind of like
one of those rain sticks. Yeah, it's really long, so
it's not easy to lose track of. But somebody just
left their digitydo's trying to read the level of music?
Where did dude?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I wouldn't even have to spell that word.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
The coolest name for an instrument though, the impersonation.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, but are they playing it? On the plane. A
matching pair of samurai swords was also left at the airport. Yeah,
samurai swords behind were an actual samurai, but they had
to split, you know, if something happened and they're like,
I just got to get out of here.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Why do you have them at the airport?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
You never know when some samurai actions about to jump
off the.

Speaker 8 (04:41):
Scary Going over the list of the weirdest things that
unclean baggage dot com reported being found in people's luggage
last year, that they just didn't feel the need to
pick up a set of grills with diamonds ten current
gold worth over forty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Wow, so left their grills.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
Wait did they just leave their at that's their teeth?

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, they left their goal whatever teeth.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, guys, I quit. I'm going to go work at
the airport and just start taking things out of luggage.

Speaker 7 (05:14):
And you eat your teeth.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Why is that even out of your mouth?

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Well, it's more of like an accessory than it is
like your teeth, you know.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
So, But with the number one weirdest thing that unclaim
baggage dot com said went unclaimed from people's luggage last year,
a bionic knee was also on there. Well, they just
left that mind at the airport.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Do you think they needed?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Ye, a prosthetic knee with a built in motor cool.
They're pretty sure it was a prototype for something and
someone just left it. Like, how do you show up
to your tech company meeting where you're like building a
new knee and you're.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Like, oh my god, I lost it.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
I forgot to kneed at the airport. Oh no, you
don't try to find you don't try to get it back.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Furthermore, why does that not set off an alarm when
it's going through security?

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Like?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
What is that? That looks like?

Speaker 3 (06:04):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
And the number one weirdest thing that on claim baggage
dot com says was found in people's luggage last year,
a fully assembled humanoid robot traveling that with that in
their suitcase?

Speaker 3 (06:17):
How does it fit?

Speaker 6 (06:19):
What?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
It's robot? You can just take it apart, gotta put
back together.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I don't know if it means assembled, Yeah, fully assembled
robot picked.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
But a robot could be many different sizes.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Like oh, like those little ones in Star Wars.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah, it doesn't have to be a humanoid size. A
robot can be.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Like a little human Yeah, why why do you forget?
Why do you Is it okay to leave that though?
Why you would think if you're traveling with a fully
sized humanoid robot, that's something that you need.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
He said, No, that would scare me. I'm like, can
you go ahead and send that to like FBI or.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Open up a bag and it looks like there's a
human inside?

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, that's not good.

Speaker 9 (06:59):
That's not.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Hello, Hey there, this is Pete Eakins calling from preschool.
I was looking for Ellie's mommy, Rachel.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
Hi speaking.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Hi. Yeah, how you doing today? Rachel? Just needed to
call you and talk to you about some stuff?

Speaker 6 (07:29):
Okay, How is every Is everything okay? Is Ellie okay?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Well? Yeah, she's she's great health wise and there's no
problems or anything like that. But we do have quite
a bit of an issue. I don't know where she's
been picking it up, but Ellie has quite the mouth
on her.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
Oh she, I mean she has a lot of opinions
most little kids do.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
I'm talking more about the the F words, the MF words,
the S word words, S words, the word all the
words with letters in front of them. Yeah, she's been
throwing those around like a sailor.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
What do you mean to whom? What? What? What?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I'm not Well, I'll just give you an example of
why I'm calling this morning, when her preschool teacher said
hello to her, your daughter, Ellie, than you little four
year old said mondays are for coffee and minding your
own business. Mother, exact words. Who say this to the teacher?

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
And so the teacher, you know, obviously you told me
about that one, and we'll said, well, maybe it's an
isolated incident, but there's been a lot more. Yeah. The
teacher the other day asked her if she could, you know,
lay down for nap time, and she responded with I
don't negotiate with terrorists.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
Oh my god, I am I'm so so sorry.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yep, So I don't know fits.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
It's not it's not an excuse. I yeah none, So
are you?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
That's not a cuss word to use?

Speaker 10 (09:11):
It me?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Right now? Is that what's going on?

Speaker 4 (09:13):
No?

Speaker 6 (09:13):
I'm so sorry. My husband just walks into the room. Yeah. No,
I'm on the phone with a free book. Guess what's happening.
I'm so sorry, Give me just one second. So she's
calling because Ellie's Ellie's using the words that I told
you not.

Speaker 11 (09:26):
To use it.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
Okay, my husband he has, uh, he's going through a moment.
Not that you need to know about this right now,
because it's really not of any of your concern. And
so at home he has been using a lot more profanity.
And we have a cursed jar. Let me tell you,
he could pay probably for both of our rents together.
It's really really a.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Lot, right right.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
So you you, you and your husband are swearing loudly
in front of your child.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
Not me, not me, Please please correct that. It's not no,
it's you, honey, No, it's you, it's my husband. And
so I'm so so sorry, shut up, shut shut up.
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Well there we go. Yeah, so I guess I can
see where it's coming from.

Speaker 9 (10:09):
Then.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Anyway, the reason that I'm calling because I could go
for days and days and days on the quotes from
your daughter. She should maybe think about writing some mob
movies or something when she's older. She's got a quiet
the mouth on her.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
Okay, thank you for calling. We will definitely do howney.
We're dealing with this at home. Yes, we are going
to deal with this at home. Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
She's we're going to not be able to have her
back at school anymore. As why I'm calling, We're thinking maybe,
you know, we can help you find some sort of
other options. I mean, I'm sure there are plenty plenty
of prisons where she'd fit in. Well, you know, and
they have education program ah.

Speaker 6 (10:42):
Hah, very very cute. You all should be able to
be so much better at handling kids of all shape, sizes,
and creeds. Guess what now she's going to be kicked
out of school because of your dumb, stupid activities at home. No, well,
she learned, she learned them from you. She learned them
from you. How dare you now? Way to find another school?

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Now?

Speaker 6 (10:59):
That was I'm so sorry? But also to you, you
are you are running a horrible institution. You are a
terrible educator educating what? Okay? Honestly, here I sit at
home trying to do the best like can as a mother,
and now I have to do with both my husband
and with you.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, especially when he did a prank phone call on you.
That's gotta be tough.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
I'm sorry say that again, Oh I.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Just said, especially when he did a prank phone call
on you about this whole situation. That's got to be
very annoying. A prank phone call from whom this is
actually Doubile from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you and your husband set you up?

Speaker 10 (11:36):
What are you?

Speaker 6 (11:41):
Are you serious? This is not a real I'm literally
like my heart is.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah. He said that you've been getting on him about
cussing it home and how you're scared your kid's going
to start using it at school, and he wanted to message,
now you understand why wake up every morning with Jubile
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It's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 7 (12:05):
How do you think you.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Would react if you were leaving a late night sushi
donder with your partner. You get to your car and
you notice paparazzi's just all around it. Oohs, let's start posing.
That's probably a better reaction than Justin Bieber did. I'll
tell you what he did in just a second. But first,
there's a story about an aviation YouTuber who has really

(12:26):
been thrown under the bus by quite a few people
because he has over one million subscribers, and he found
himself getting all this backlash because he was talking about
how he was stranded in Singapore due to the missiles
in the Middle East, So he made.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
A video talking about how long that would take. Are
are we okay over there?

Speaker 4 (12:46):
I don't think I have the audio that you Sorry,
I'm getting distracted because you guys are talking to each
other and I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Should I keep going? Okay?

Speaker 4 (12:54):
So the aviation YouTuber basically said that there be stranded
there for weeks because there were no possible seats to
be found. But he accidentally told on himself when he
did reveal that you could fly economy.

Speaker 12 (13:07):
Oh really, our next available flight might be in one
or two weeks. And as the days go on, as
I said, this is probably only going to get worse.
There are a few seats on some days in economy,
but even those are selling fast, so the amount of
backup options that you'll have at the last minute will
be virtually non existent.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
There are seats, but it's like poor people seats know.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
So he said that he made that video tells on himself,
and then people that watched it wait and looked at
all of the seats that were available, and there was
tons of a coloss.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
He just doesn't want to fly economy exactly. Wow, I'm stranded,
you guys, It's terrible. I just need to get home.
I'll do anything except fly regular.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
That's exactly what he said.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
So the more you know, Bad Bunny's halftime show shattered
records even more than we thought Originally, in the first
twenty four hours on all of the streaming networks, it
got over four point one billion views.

Speaker 7 (14:12):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Crazy, It's the most viewed halftime show performance ever.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Think about that. There's I think there's like eight billion
people on Earth.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
And half of them watch.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
That.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, that's so crazy.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
I know.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
I'm just thinking back though to all the build up
to it and all the scandal around it, and then
this is what you get.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Bad Bunny did his thing and everybody watched.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
That's nuts.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
I know it's a lot of people. It would make
me very self conscious.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Bad Bunny. It's very bad Bunny. I just want to
interview him once just so I can call him mister Bunny.

Speaker 7 (14:46):
A bunch Bunny.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Wow, you throwing a couple of that bad bit, you know,
Bunny Babe, I'm mister Bunny.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Nice to meet you, and have not get it that
it's a joke like that was really weird.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, that guy is really strange.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Tell me where's the last name Bunny come from? What
are you start talking about? Yeah? Is there a missus
Bunny in your future?

Speaker 10 (15:16):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Lastly, how would you react if paparazzi was waiting for
you outside of your car after a late night sushi dinner?
So Justin Bieber and Haley Beeper we're leaving a sushi
spot and actually Justin's been pretty quiet.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
He hasn't been whiling out on paparazzi in a while.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
However, this time he got into his car, grabbed a
Fuji bottle and started throwing it at him.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
I would, honestly legit. I would be upset. Probably, I'd
be very annoyed. Would be so annoyed right there crowding
your car and you can't get in, especially if you're
with your wife and you're trying to get her into
the car safe from you know, like their crowding the door. Whatever.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
I might lose it, you know, yeah, I think for
sure that was pretty tame for him. Water bottle, Oh,
the fuji water bottle? Yeah, what'd you think I meant?

Speaker 7 (15:56):
We said a fuji? He'd threw a fuji at him,
and I.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Was like.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Across in his back. I just started throwing them at it.

Speaker 7 (16:10):
What is throwing water?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
You know what's sad is I don't even think Victoria
gets our joke.

Speaker 7 (16:16):
I got the apple so young.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
She doesn't even know who the Fujis are.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Way back a group of singers back in the olden days.

Speaker 7 (16:24):
Wait, so they had them?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Do you know who Lauren Hill is?

Speaker 3 (16:27):
No, she probably knows the songs that she hears, does
she does?

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Yeah, it's all good, you know, la la la, all right,
that's what's trying.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Ye don't get the joke though, So what they have
the group? So you're talking about throwing the group outside
of the car?

Speaker 7 (16:46):
Do they have the girl bend in the car?

Speaker 3 (16:48):
It's not al along was trying to find a song.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah, I'm trying to find a song from Lauren Hill
for you, just so you know that it's a person.
I take my eyes off of you.

Speaker 7 (16:59):
Oh you just so you're just too good to be true?

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Yes, that was intendings I hate about You such a
good movie that that song was in the movie.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
She's an amazing artist.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
Oh okay, yeah, was.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Saying he threw her at them.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
You don't recognize this at all, No, you already should
know this.

Speaker 7 (17:34):
Fault.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
There's a lot of good Oh yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
That is who Justin Bieber threw.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
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Speaker 1 (17:53):
Ray is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Lucas.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's Ghostinger and maybe get
her a second date. But first, Ray, how long has
it been since you heard from Lucas.

Speaker 10 (18:09):
It's been two weeks now and it's been rady or silence.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Oh that's a little while. Yeah, how did you guys
leave it at the end of the date.

Speaker 10 (18:19):
You know, honestly, I thought everything was fine. It was
one of the most nourishing dates I've had in a
very long time.

Speaker 8 (18:25):
Nourishing, oh so, feeling, satisfying, validating.

Speaker 10 (18:31):
I thought it was a perfect date. But so far
right now, I've sex him three times and absolutely nothing.
So I don't know what went wrong.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Oh no, okay, well, why don't you tell us about
the date.

Speaker 10 (18:45):
He took me to a rooftop dinner, super romantic.

Speaker 11 (18:49):
Oh nice, He split.

Speaker 10 (18:50):
A dessert with me. It was like Disney movie worthy,
held my hand across the table, and after dinner he
walked around with me downtown and he even made the
first kiss. I felt like it was it was serious,
like it wasn't like an accidental kiss. It was completely intentional.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
That's good. I don't know. I've never had an accidentals date.

Speaker 10 (19:14):
But it is awkward. It is so awkward. Yes, you know,
one person goes in for the the other one goes
in for like side lips.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
No, never mind, I have had that. Yeah, he visual.
I wasn't sure what the picture. That makes sense?

Speaker 10 (19:34):
Oh it really cute. You know, more happened, but not
everything happened. Yeah, okay, So you know he came back
to my place. We did not hook up, but we
did make out. It was really romantic. You know, we
stayed up talkingly. He even stayed over. Like I said,

(19:57):
we didn't hook up, but it was very innocent. We
all do.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Y'all just like slept.

Speaker 10 (20:03):
We literally just you know, made out and talked. Okay, yeah, yeah,
And the next morning he even kissed me on the
forehead and said it was really nice.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Wow, that's weird.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Why would you go somebody after all of that? Sounds
like you really liked you to go back to your place.
And I mean, unless he was trying to get it
and it didn't happen, did it feel like he was
trying to get more out of you?

Speaker 10 (20:25):
No, Honestly, I think I might. I've been analyzing it
a lot. I think if anything, I think he was
just a little freaked out by this little habit that
I have. Yeah, I think. I'm not sure, but I
have this thing where I pulled up my phone and

(20:47):
I write down little moments that make me happy.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh okay, you know yeah.

Speaker 10 (20:52):
So like let's see, It's like I hear a good quote,
I'll save it. If something feels romantic, I'll put it
in my notes. You know. If a moment feels meaningful,
I'll document it so that I can journal about it.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Lad, it's not a problem.

Speaker 10 (21:10):
Yeah, Well I did it at dinner. I paused, like
mid conversation, and I typed soft group top lighting the
city humming. This feels like the beginning of something.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Okay, did he know that.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
That's what you wrote?

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (21:30):
Okay, so he laughed and he said, are you like
live blogging me or something?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Oh okay, So he was maybe thinking it was weird
maybe yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
So then maybe that's not the issue because if he's
still like hanging out, like right, did you tell him
that it was not blogging, it's just your notes?

Speaker 10 (21:56):
Of course? Yeah, like you know, later when he saw
me writing, you know, he said it in a joking way,
but like maybe he wasn't joking. He said, please don't
include me in your memoir. I want our magic to
stay a mystery. I mean, I was cute, but he
brought it up again.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
But he's ghosted you ever since. Yes, yeah, Ray is
on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy
named Lucas. So we're about to call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe
get her a second date. But before we do that, Ray,
why don't you break down your date with Lucas again
for us real quick.

Speaker 10 (22:30):
Yeah. So I had an amazing date with Lucas. You know,
he took me to a rooftop bar, We had dessert,
held my hand, the works locked around downtown, he gave
me a kiss. He ended up spending the night at
my place. And I'm not sure exactly what happened that
he ghosts me now for what like three weeks and

(22:54):
for two weeks. Yeah, it's been two weeks. I've texted
him three times nothing. I think maybe he's like a
little weirded out because I like to journal in my phone,
like as things are happening, and I did that a
few times during our date because I wanted to remember
these sweet moments.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Ah, And you think that might be why he's ghosting you.

Speaker 10 (23:16):
I do think so, because I can't think of any
other reason.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Okay, well, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 10 (23:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 9 (23:36):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Hi, I'm I speaking to Lucas. Please.

Speaker 9 (23:40):
Uh yeah, who's calling?

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Hey, Lucas? How are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Hi, Lucas. I'm Nina.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Hi, I'm Victoria and my name's Jubul.

Speaker 7 (23:49):
What's up?

Speaker 12 (23:52):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (23:53):
What Why am I getting a call from a radio show?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
That's a good question. Have you ever listened to The
Jubel Show before?

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Lucas.

Speaker 9 (24:01):
Yeah, I mean I've heard of it. I've definitely heard
it before.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Cool. Well, we do a segment on the show that's
called the First Date follow Up. That's where if you
go out on a date with somebody and you ghost
them of, that person can email us to get you
on the phone and ask why you're ghosting. And we
got an email about you from somebody.

Speaker 9 (24:21):
Yeah, okay, and her name is Ray Yep, that's what
I figured.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah, so Ray all her doing? Yes, it is her doing. Okay. Well, yeah,
we talked to her about your date. She said it
sound I mean, it's sound a fantastic. Would you mind
telling us why you're a ghostinger?

Speaker 9 (24:40):
I mean, yeah, the date was fine, and like, I guess,
I don't know. I'm like, we're doing this on the radio.
I don't know if I really feel comfortable with that.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
You know, you said it's her doing, And anybody who
does these we tell them that you have to be
prepared to hear whatever. So she knows that it's a
potential you could say so thing that she's not gonna like.

Speaker 9 (25:01):
I mean, there's just like some stuff going on at work.
There's a like there's another girl at work. That, Uh,
she's actually like my ex that I dated for four years.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Okay, so you work with your ex?

Speaker 9 (25:21):
Yeah, we all work together. And yeah, so like we
broke up three months ago, we still share a dog,
and like, I guess what I didn't mention is that
we also like still live together.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Oh so you still live with your ex who you
also work with.

Speaker 9 (25:39):
Yeah, it's only been three months, so it's like not
you know, I just haven't had It's not it's obviously
not permanent. It's just that, like I said, we were
together for four years. We share a dog. So I
stayed at Wraiths place. When I got I just told Aaron.
I was like, I'm not gonna be home tonight. I'm
like work late and then probably crash at the buddies.
And she like, just to put it mildly, she lost

(26:04):
her mind. She confronted me. She was like yeah, she
was like, if you're emotionally moving on this past, it's
only been three months, we have a dog, we live together.
She was like, then you need to move out now,
and she was like, no more situationship whatever we're calling this,
And I just kind of like annicked, you know, and

(26:25):
I realized I just hadn't actually ended it with my ex.
So I just you know, I didn't want to bring
Ray into I didn't want to bring her into you know.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
But you did already, Lucas, I do have to let
you know that Ray is actually on the phone and
wants to talk to you.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah, what.

Speaker 9 (26:43):
I thought it was an email?

Speaker 6 (26:45):
Well it Yeah.

Speaker 10 (26:48):
I am shocked, absolutely stunned. You could have told me
it was about her, and you know, I wondered, and
we had talked about it, because you did confide in
me so many times out things. Yeah, but you said
that it was casual with her. You never mentioned anything
about having a relationship with her. Ever, Why didn't she
just talk to something? I just figured if there was anything,

(27:10):
you would eventually tell me and that you would pick
her made the best woman kind of thing.

Speaker 9 (27:15):
No, it wasn't. It wasn't about It was not about
like a choosing. It was just like where what the
timing of it was? You know, like I know we
had a connection, and and I just was like, it's
she's now, she's my ex. Now I can sort of
pursue this if we had been able to go out again.
I wasn't trying to hurt you. I wasn't trying to

(27:35):
lie to you. I just was like, this part of
it doesn't bear that like level of explanation yet we
were just like going on first date.

Speaker 10 (27:45):
What are you talking about? You literally spent the night
at my place and then you went home to her.

Speaker 9 (27:51):
Well, obviously, you know, it's not just the kind of
thing where you can be like, oh, we're breaking up, Okay,
I'll be out in an hour, Like your life is there,
So it takes a little time. Like I said, it's
in process, and once the divorce is final, you know,
I'm I'm ready to move on.

Speaker 10 (28:07):
What You're actually married? You're married?

Speaker 9 (28:12):
What what do you mean?

Speaker 10 (28:13):
What did you what you just said?

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Divorce?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Oh I did Wow. Okay, Well, it seems like you
have a lot to figure out, Lucas. But I do
have to ask because it is a first date. Follow up, Lukies,
would you like another date with Ray? We'll pay for it.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
I mean I would want to go out again. Yeah,
I want to go out again.

Speaker 10 (28:36):
I'm interested in her.

Speaker 9 (28:37):
I had a good time. I just need time to
sort things out so I can focus on her, which
is what I would plan to do.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Well, I guess we should be asking Ray do you
even want to go out to say again?

Speaker 10 (28:47):
You know, fine, but only if you move out me
that it's over with Aaron.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
You do want to go out with him again?

Speaker 10 (28:57):
I need him to promise me that is actually over
with her. And then he's cleared his drawer from her bathroom.

Speaker 11 (29:05):
Okay's moved out, and then.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Well, congratulations, Ray, it looks like you're going to go
on a second date with Lucas as soon as he
figures out it's divorced. It's just no congratulations.

Speaker 9 (29:20):
Great, you can start to document the beginning of our
fairy tale hunt.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Okay, Jubile's first day follow up?

Speaker 7 (29:29):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead?

Speaker 13 (29:33):
No, not even I didn't say that.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
It was like, why am I even listening to you?
To begin with your virgin who can't drive?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Demi Lovato tickets today, and let's meet
today's contestant for you, or's Victoria Casey? What's up? Casey?

Speaker 7 (29:56):
Hi?

Speaker 9 (29:56):
Jebel Hi?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
How are you?

Speaker 10 (29:58):
My name? I'm great?

Speaker 4 (30:00):
How are you I'm terrific hiding.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
You have to say high first, are you ready to
take on Victoria? I am all right. Well, we're gonna
send Victoria out of the studio and while she's leaving,
game is played like this. You have thirty seconds answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and Victoria has to beat you, all
right to win? Okay, okay, all right, here we go, Casey,

(30:30):
Your time starts now.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Which instrument did Louis Armstrong famously.

Speaker 14 (30:35):
Play the trumpet?

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Who is the first female Prime Minister of the UK?
What is the national animal of Australia the koalabko?

Speaker 3 (30:52):
What color are emeralds?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Screen?

Speaker 4 (30:55):
What actor played Iron Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

Speaker 6 (31:00):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (31:05):
What is his name?

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Your time is severely try to take a guess.

Speaker 10 (31:16):
Oh God, he's Han Semi has dark hair.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio and
while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, Casey,
what's something interesting about you that you would like? People
don't know?

Speaker 6 (31:34):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (31:37):
Interesting about me? You know, I'm not very interesting.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Everybody always says that about themselves, you know, I don't
think I'm very interesting, you know, but then people tell
me that I am. So I'm like, all right, I
guess I am. I mean, I think I have things
about me that I think are interesting, but I think
other people wouldn't care. So, Casey, what's something that you
think is interesting about yourself? But I think people don't
care about That's a better I know, because.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
I think everybody I don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Okay, that's about your children, not Youay, what are you into?
You had any here? Anything that you I love? I
love dogs, I love working out, reading, you know, just
just a regular old gollon. What's the last book you read?

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Drink Drink, The Yellow Wife, The Yellow, Yellow Wife.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
The Yellow.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Not quite? What's it about?

Speaker 13 (32:37):
It's about slavery.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Oh wow, that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Yeah, that's an interesting Okay, okay, cool.

Speaker 9 (32:43):
All right, it was.

Speaker 11 (32:44):
It was very good.

Speaker 10 (32:45):
I suggest it.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
All right.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds, answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, just say pass,
and you have to beat Casey outright to win, And Casey,
you can tell Victoria when.

Speaker 6 (32:56):
To go.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
When you threak.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Which instrument did Louis Armstrong famously play.

Speaker 7 (33:04):
Was then the guy who rode the bike, Crawd.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Violin, who was the first female prime minister.

Speaker 7 (33:12):
I would be okay, the guy drove the bike, come
on of the bike? Wait what, I'm sorry you go back?

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Who was the first female prime minister of the UK?

Speaker 7 (33:20):
I gonna try that. Nope?

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Next, what is the national animal of Australia?

Speaker 7 (33:24):
Lance Armstrong? Dang Kangrew? Would you ask? What's what? What
was it? Wait?

Speaker 1 (33:30):
WHOA?

Speaker 9 (33:32):
You guess?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
What'd you guess?

Speaker 7 (33:36):
Sydney?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
All right?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
I try to give her a chance.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
And see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Producer Freeze,
I try to a chance.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Victoria Casey had three, Victoria had zero?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Casey? Whoa Today, Victoria, you got Lovo tickets to thank
you and you learn something interesting about yourself. Yes, let's
get the answers now.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
With Nina Louis Armstrong played the trumpet.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Margaret Thatcher was the first female prime minister of the UK.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Ye you were thinking of Lance Armstrong?

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Yeah, that's the bike.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
But I knew there was, I said, Armstrong and all
of the bike and all that just like looked at
me and I was like, I think you knew.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Who you were talking about. You just you know it
was different.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Remember Guy an astronaut, Guy and you a Neil Louis.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Louis and Lance are brothers.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Yeah, jonas brothers a powerful family.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
The kangaroo is the national animal of Australia.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Trying to give it to you.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Dude, I didn't know what the question was. I should
stay with it.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Emeralds are green and Robert Downey Junior is the actor
that played Iron Man.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Bro.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
Are you serious right now? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Girl, you just didn't get there. You just got to
focus just for it. I knew all three of those.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
I'm sure you did.

Speaker 15 (35:04):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Case.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
You have a great day, Thank you, Thank bye.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
We blame you with Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play just dm
us at the Jubile Show or go to the jubilshow
dot com. Your phone break happens every single hour on
the twenties. Your next one is right after this, and
then right after that. It's Nina's what's trending, It's the
Jubile Show. It's hits one of six point one.

Speaker 8 (35:26):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Victoria?

Speaker 7 (35:27):
You're gonna put those questions at the part of the answer.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
The friend of the time. You cannot blame me for
your drive. Those have been way easier for me to get.
Not my problem.

Speaker 9 (35:34):
I'm just.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
The name of the game doesn't make it easy for Victoria.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
You were audience, well, they're not the very end focused.
I can't It's not my problem. It's time to catch
a cheater. Only on the.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Jubile Show, Tyler is on the phone today for to
Catch a Cheater. He's been married to his wife Maria
for four years, but now he thinks that she might
be messing around. So we'll see if we get come out. Tyler, sorry,
you have to come on the show this way, but
what's up man? Why do you think Maria might be
cheating on you?

Speaker 15 (36:08):
You know, I honestly, I've I've come home a few
times and the toilet seat has been up. I know
for a fact it wasn't me, Like I'm pretty ocd
about this stuff, and I.

Speaker 11 (36:22):
Know that I always put the toilet.

Speaker 15 (36:25):
Seed down, okay, So and then like when I asked
her about it, she kind of just like brushes it
off and and and tells me that I'm being silly.
And it's just it's been three times already, and it
just really feels weird.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Okay, I mean that if you're sure that you don't
leave the toilet set up three times is a lot
to find it up.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeah, what does she say? It is? When you did
ask her about it, like does anybody else come to
your house?

Speaker 15 (36:55):
She just kind of like just lapsed about it, and
you know, kind of tells me that I'm being silly
and that no, that I probably left it up, and
you know, I don't want to get crazy about it,
but you know, it's just I can't.

Speaker 11 (37:09):
You know, it's terrible.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
Is there anything else? I mean, that is definitely alarming
if you're not the one doing it. But is she
acting weird in other ways too? Well?

Speaker 15 (37:21):
She's kind of uh, I'm sorry, you know, I mean,
she's pregnant.

Speaker 7 (37:28):
I've been.

Speaker 15 (37:30):
Excited about having this kid, and if my god, I
don't even know how to put this into words, but
if she's been cheating on me something, I just what
if the kid's not even mine?

Speaker 1 (37:45):
That's a lot to think about it.

Speaker 15 (37:47):
And I know I've been busy with work and everything,
but you know, like she's she's she's.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
My whole life.

Speaker 15 (37:55):
I just if this isn't real and I'm being cheated
on and I don't know what I would do right.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah, is there anything else going on other than those
things that you mentioned?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Yeah, you know, just.

Speaker 11 (38:10):
Things have been real different. I feel like she's been distant.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
I don't know why.

Speaker 11 (38:15):
I feel like she's just hiding something for me.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
And it's just the way she.

Speaker 11 (38:21):
Acts them things. She's usually like pretty.

Speaker 15 (38:24):
Energetic, and now I feel like she's avoiding me or
like interactive with me and we communicate.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
We've always had a great relationship.

Speaker 11 (38:30):
And now I feel like like she's just kind of
avoiding me. And especially when I ask your questions for
her not to not to respond to.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
I just I don't know how I would react to this.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
I don't know how I know how far along is she.

Speaker 13 (38:46):
Three months, so.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
She's not showing too much yet, because I would say
that's really shady of some other dude just trying to
get in there right in the.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Middle of to catch a teeter and if you're just
joining us. Tyler is on the phone, and Tyler thinks
that his wife of four years named Maria might be cheating.
So we're about to call her and pretend to be
from the grocery store that she's a rewards card member
at and say that every single month, we choose one
lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our
floral department, and we'll see if she sends those to

(39:12):
her husband, Tyler or to somebody else. But before we
do that, Tyler, why don't you break down your situation again?

Speaker 9 (39:17):
First?

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Real quick.

Speaker 15 (39:18):
Look, I've come home, I've found the toilet seed up
multiple times.

Speaker 11 (39:23):
I'm super ocd.

Speaker 15 (39:25):
I know that I have not left the toilet seed up,
and I know that she wouldn't have left it up
for any reason.

Speaker 11 (39:31):
She's been acting weird. She's been acting distant with me,
and then whenever I.

Speaker 15 (39:35):
Ask her about the toilet seat, she just kind of
avoids the situation and acts like I'm silly and it's
just not in her character.

Speaker 11 (39:43):
She's pregnant, we're.

Speaker 15 (39:45):
About to have our first child, and I just I don't.

Speaker 10 (39:49):
Know what I would do.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Okay, are you ready for us to call her? Yeah?
Here we go. Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from
I was looking for a Rewards card member named Maria.

Speaker 11 (40:14):
Hi.

Speaker 13 (40:14):
Yeah, that's me, Hi.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Maria, Hi. Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with him Big congratulations,
you're this month's lucky winner. We're cloud before you over here.

Speaker 7 (40:24):
Oh my god, what did I win?

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Well, maybe you don't know. Every single month we choose
one Rewards member who gets a free gift from us,
and this month it's thirty six long stem red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want from our feroral department.

Speaker 13 (40:37):
Oh my god, that's amazing. Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Well, thank you. So it just works like this. All
I need from you is just some basic information the
first and last name of the person that you'd like
to send him to, and then if you'd like to
put anything on a card, and then we'll get the
address and we'll be good to go.

Speaker 13 (40:52):
Okay, So I'd like to send them to Eric.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
All right, great, and would you like to send a
card along with it to Eric?

Speaker 10 (41:04):
Sure?

Speaker 14 (41:04):
Yeah, yeah, okay, can it say let's see thanks for everything?

Speaker 13 (41:09):
You know what to do with these same time next week?

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Okay, yes, I can definitely do that for you. I
can also at this point let you know that this
is a radio show. Actually it's called the Jewbil Show.

Speaker 11 (41:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Hi, I'm Nina.

Speaker 7 (41:22):
Hi I'm Victoria and.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
My name is Jewbell. Wait what Yeah, And we do
a segment on the show that's called to Catch a
Cheater where if you think your significant other might be
cheating on you, you see you they send flowers too,
and your husband of four years, Tyler, is on the phone.

Speaker 11 (41:38):
Wait Tyler, Oh, I'm here, Maria. Who the hell is Eric?

Speaker 10 (41:47):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 13 (41:47):
What is going on right now? This is this is insane?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Is it? Oh?

Speaker 6 (41:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (41:52):
So?

Speaker 15 (41:52):
What like is a toilet seat that's been helped left
up three times?

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Is that because of Eric?

Speaker 10 (41:59):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (41:59):
My?

Speaker 10 (42:00):
Wait? What the is this this is about?

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Tyler?

Speaker 10 (42:03):
Are you serious?

Speaker 11 (42:05):
Don't act surprised?

Speaker 2 (42:07):
What is going on? And who the is Eric?

Speaker 13 (42:12):
Okay, Tyler, do not use that tone with me, like
what is it well?

Speaker 10 (42:16):
Or are we on the radio right now?

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Because we want to know who Eric is?

Speaker 15 (42:19):
Just be honest with me, please, Honey, I really can't
take this anymore.

Speaker 11 (42:25):
Like I said, the toilet seeth, there's just no way
that that was me. Then then like every time I
ask you, you've been acting all weird about it, brush
me off. I feel like you're you're always hiding something
from me.

Speaker 15 (42:38):
You're just you're just acting different, and I know something's
going on, So please just be honest.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Are you cheating on me?

Speaker 4 (42:48):
What?

Speaker 13 (42:49):
No, of course you're not cheating on you.

Speaker 14 (42:51):
I'm like so appalled that you're accusing me of this,
and I'm like so emparish on a radio show right now.

Speaker 11 (43:00):
Don't act like you don't know why I'm doing this.
I mean you still haven't even explained who Eric is?
So what exactly am I supposed to think here?

Speaker 14 (43:08):
Okay, Tyler, I have told you before. You are being paranoid.
This is ridiculous.

Speaker 11 (43:15):
Just answer the question. Who is Eric?

Speaker 10 (43:19):
Oh my god, what do you mean who?

Speaker 13 (43:20):
It's the only Eric you and I know their neighbor Eric.

Speaker 11 (43:25):
Oh my god, he's got a husband.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
He's gay.

Speaker 11 (43:28):
You're cheating with him? Are you serious?

Speaker 5 (43:31):
No?

Speaker 10 (43:31):
No, I'm not cheating with him. He's gay. I'm straight. Like,
what do you what do you mean We're not cheating?
Oh my god?

Speaker 11 (43:41):
Then what are you doing? You're hanging out with him,
You're you're sending him flowers?

Speaker 2 (43:45):
I don't understand. Can you please company what the hell
is going on?

Speaker 14 (43:49):
Oh my god, It's not that complicated, Okay. I've I've
just been feeling like really lonely and kind of anxious
with like pregnancy, and when you're gone. I don't know,
I just like, like, he works from home, too, so
it's been really nice to just have someone to talk
to and like have a friend. Like he just comes
over once a week and we watch drag Race.

Speaker 13 (44:08):
It's not that big of a deal.

Speaker 11 (44:10):
Then, can you explain something to me?

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Why are you sending him flowers?

Speaker 14 (44:15):
Well, not that it's the whole world's business, but him
and his husband are kind of having issues and he's
trying to like kind of woo him back. So I
thought that he sent the flowers to him that it
would like be a nice gesture for him to give
to his husband Mark he's gay.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Get that part.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
I'm just so confused, wild if it was such a secret.

Speaker 13 (44:38):
A good idea to hide this from me, I wasn't
hiding it from you.

Speaker 14 (44:42):
I just thought, like, I don't know, I thought you'd
get jealous, like you've been working such long hours and
I've been lonely and like I just didn't want to
bother you with like, I don't know, my dumb anxieties
about this pregnancy. So I've yeah, I've been like talking
to a friend about it.

Speaker 11 (44:57):
I mean, it wouldn't bother me. Honestly, it would have
been way better.

Speaker 15 (45:01):
They're thinking that, like, you were cheating on me, and
then for a minute they're thinking that you were cheating
on me with the gay neighbor.

Speaker 10 (45:09):
Right, No, babe, I promise you I am not cheating
on you. I would never cheat on you.

Speaker 14 (45:17):
I love you so much, and honestly, after three months
of his pregnancy, I don't think I want to do
anything with another man ever again.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Even so.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Good Tyler, you find out she's not cheating. That's wonderful.

Speaker 11 (45:31):
Oh my god, I love you, baby, Thank you so much.

Speaker 15 (45:33):
You don't understand the relief that that's like off my
chest right now.

Speaker 11 (45:37):
Thank you guys so much. Oh god, I just feel bad.

Speaker 10 (45:41):
That you felt so bad. I mean, like god, if
this wasn't this wasn't supposed to.

Speaker 13 (45:45):
Get out of hand like this. I love you so much.
And Eric, I mean, like he's such a good friend,
but he's so gay.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
I mean the jew will show to catch a cheater?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
How do you keep a man in interested? It's the
jingle show. That's one of the age old questions, I guess.
But thanks to match dot Com, now we have an answer.
Oh thanks Match dot com, because I guess they say
these are the surefire ways to keep a guy interested.

Speaker 7 (46:14):
Use match dot com.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
I think it's an app now, so probably.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Yeah, they're releasing articles like this.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
You might read it and people are kind of making
fun of the article. So we'll go over it and
see if you agree with this. But here are the
surefire ways that you can keep a guy interested, according
to match dot com. Stay in touch probably good to
talk to the dude if you want a dude to
stay interested.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
It's so funny though, when people say to stay in
touch and be the person that's talking. The guys actually
don't like that as much.

Speaker 7 (46:49):
What do you mean they like it?

Speaker 4 (46:50):
You don't, Yeah, because the more you stay in touch,
the less they say in touch.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Send him a quick message so you know, as you're
thinking about it, something like I just saw a raccoon
and it reminded me of you. Text that's a weird one. Yeah,
you know what I used to do back in the day.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
I'd be like, I just had a dream last night
about you want to hear about it?

Speaker 1 (47:13):
I need to see if they would respond.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Yeah, it's just the reason to reach out, like I
was thinking about you this way because you were in
my dream last night.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
But you're making an effort. That's the thing is like,
I think a lot of people get caught up in
this who's texting first, who's gonna you know?

Speaker 3 (47:25):
But it's a turn off.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
The point now, as a guy, the article is about
what guys want, and we want to have you reach
out and you know I'm not stayed. Sounds like a problem.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
A problem. They're going over a list from match dot
com that they just published called the Surefire Ways to
keep a guy interested. Feed the fire is another one.
They say, let him know he's sexy, but in increasingly
confusing ways.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Wait what a confusing way?

Speaker 1 (47:58):
And confusing ways specifically, no, no, that will work. For example,
whisper things like you have the posture of a Roman statue.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
I'm sorry, what what does that?

Speaker 1 (48:09):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
First of all, no, I don't. When said it, I
felt good.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
So yeah, keep them on their toes, just.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Saying confusing things to them, Stay longer when they're yeah,
because they're just like, well, I don't know if I
should leave it.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
Hang out.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
I'll just stay still, pause.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Pretend like I'm dead. The raccoon thing now makes sense.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
And then.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Match dot Com just released their surefire ways to keep
a guy interested wear sexy underwear. They don't care even
if he never sees it. Just knowing you're wearing something
dramatic under your clothes like a feather bow or under
your sweatpants will boost your confidence.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
I don't mean living likes.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Okay. We have talked about this though, and I've told
you guys about the times that I invested in some
really cute outfits and nobody cared.

Speaker 7 (49:10):
Guys cared.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
They were ready for it to be gone. They were
happy with me in a T shirt.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Well, I mean, we definitely want to take it off,
that's the goal, but I have it there.

Speaker 7 (49:21):
It's nice.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Yeah, I agree, it's nice, but like sequence shorts undersweat,
like the sequence would might be throwing me off.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
I don't either.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Yeah, yeah, a big step up gymnastics class after this,
so you started doing like figure skating. What's going on
with the sequence?

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Spreading the rest?

Speaker 3 (49:47):
You know, like the white fur though, like around Christmas time?

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Like that's normal, yeah, like like Santa Baby and the
last guy.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
But they want you had like that instead of like
like a like instead of like al that's like kind
of like sexy, know, likeoria.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
What do you know about it?

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Bro YEA situation, a situation on a date for a while,
and then you take off your shirt and there's a
feather bone underneath. I'm like, that could not have been comfortable.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
You went through a lot to pull this off.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Yeah, I thought your shoulders look very big. Thing from
match dot com on how to make sure a guy
stays interested. It says to stir his senses, where a
signature sent so strong that when you walk through the
room for three hours, people can still smell it. Another word,

(50:42):
put on way too much for.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Yes, smell like my grandma. My grandma used to do that.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Also says spray your perfume on his couch and things
like that.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
No, don't do that.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
So they're always there it.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
On and you just are like cuddling on the couch
or on the pillow. That's nice and you just and
it's nice when you get that text, it's like I
can still smell you, like.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
I love that, But don't spray my couch.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Okay, but still not grandma smell.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Once you spray my couch, I start feeling like you
don't trust me, and you're starting to mark your territory,
and that's weird.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
That's when you just take a hair and leave it there.

Speaker 7 (51:17):
Different.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
He's got all the tactics I do.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
We're going over a list form match dot com on
the surefire ways to keep a guy interested. I'll tell
you what the number one way is in just a second.
But number two on the list is call the shots,
invite him to do something completely unpredictable together, like sneaking
into an Ikea and pretending we live there for the afternoon.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
I'm not gonna do that.

Speaker 16 (51:45):
Let's go get arrested together together.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
And the number one thing the match dot com says,
you can do the surefire way to keep the guy interested.
Have a life that.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
I love.

Speaker 7 (52:02):
That one.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
That's fair, that's it says. But don't just have hobbies
randomly disappear for hours, oh I don't know, and tell
him you were at a secret meeting about your future
empire and then refuse to elaborate.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
When I tried that, they get mad, They're like, they
want to hang out.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
I'm like, I'm trying to work.

Speaker 7 (52:22):
I have things to do.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Your life now, Yeah, but that's what you said. You
didn't tell him you were at a secret payout future empire. Okay,
obviously insane, right right?

Speaker 2 (52:33):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. Brought to you by
muckle Shot being going Auburn. You're home from a shingo.
It's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Well, if your goal is to be happier, healthier, and
less stressed, there's one thing you can do as an
adult that is trending big time to change your whole life.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Get drop to change your whole life. It's that bold
for some. For some could be that. Others want money.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
So I'll tell you what it is coming up in
just a second. But first you need to learn all
about the smile ball. This is really cute. It's called
the smile ball. It's an onion that doesn't make you cry.
So scientists in Japan have created an onion that when
it's chopped, it doesn't release the same gases that a

(53:24):
regular onion does.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Fun in that I like crying when I chop onions.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
You do, it's fun, It's really painful, and hal is
just how much I can cry.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Yeah, that'd be a good trip.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
I can actor, like if you were if you couldn't
cry on command and to chop a bunch of onions.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Therefore, and then I mean it really gets you. I've
started to wear gloves and like goggles to do it.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Because it hurts.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
It feels good to me for some reason.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Cathartic cry.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
Why would you eat a scientifically made one?

Speaker 9 (53:56):
Like?

Speaker 3 (53:57):
What is the dad? Just sound like that just says
screams it's bad. Breathe No, the smile ball just removed
an enzyme.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
That's all pop don't like to.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
I mean I get that, that's just what that's like naturally,
which is supposed to happen, like the gases that are
released from the one dart.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
So like natural?

Speaker 16 (54:11):
Okay, So like I seedless watermelons, right, same idea, seedless
grapes do really, same idea, getting rid of the park,
getting rid of the part that they don't like. Also
brussels prognetically.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
Wait, how do they get rid of the seeds? I've
always been so curious, like how science modify?

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Yeah, oh those.

Speaker 7 (54:29):
Aren't good for us, are they?

Speaker 3 (54:31):
They're not not good for you? They still have all
of the nutrients they claim.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
I mean, yeah, the extra in them because if they
don't have the seeds in them, something else is getting
put in it to take out the seeds.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
According to this particular story about smile Ball, not seeds,
the smile Ball says they just remove the enzyme and
everything else is the same. Taste, the same, smells, the same,
all the things. It just doesn't make your eyes water.
And here in the US they're being called goldies. That's
so much more boring than smile I would love to
walk into the grocery store with the big mild ball
sign I'm going there. Okay, this story is so so cute.

(55:07):
You've always got to shoot your shot, no matter how
old you are. There's a Missouri man who wants to
play for the Savannah Bananas the Catches. He's eighty one
years old. He's been a baseball coach his entire life,
and he made this video that has gone viral trying
to attempt to Getna the Savannah Banana's attention. So People
magazine has reported on it, all these other news outlets.

(55:29):
We're still waiting to see if the Savannah Bananas actually
like pick it up. I bet you they will. I
bet you they'll invite him out to like a game.
It's pretty funny because in the video he's just like
ground and balls and then he like gets one like
from behind his leg if so Savannah bananas are like
if you don't.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Know they huge, man, Yeah they are.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
I didn't know about him until recently, but I was like,
everybody knows about him.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Until our boss was mad that we didn't like jump
on an event when they were entirely like you didn't
get on that. Bananas are the hugest thing ever. I'm like,
I don't know who they are, and then I and
I was like, oh they are. Everybody knows. These people
probably should have been off.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
They are so cool.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
They do all kinds of trick shots, dances and all
that stuff that makes it really entertaining for this eighty
one year old Man's like, I got it. So anyway,
we're waiting to see if he actually gets to perform
and catch a ball from between his legs back and
backhanded and.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Its more touch.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Yeah, but he wanted to do it, and he was
like I'm just gonna make this video and here we go.
And then of course, just like that, people loved Historian,
So maybe his dream will be achieved. Fingers crossed shout
out to to homie. I don't know his namebody is
eighty one and he's adult. So lastly, if you want
to live a happier, healthier and less stressed life, there's
one thing that you can be doing right now, and

(56:46):
that's just to play more.

Speaker 7 (56:48):
To play more.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Yeah, this is a simple solution.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
This is another thing that science is saying and it's
actually really catching on and that's why it's trending.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
But people are looking.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
For as adults, new ways to play tap into your
inner child. I mean I was reading this story and
I was like, Okay, Victorian and Jubile have got this
on lock.

Speaker 9 (57:03):
I would.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
For someone to go outside in the courtyard with me
and play with the ball, like play like I don't know,
like soccer or like throw the ball around or something.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
No whateever takes me up on. I'm more of like
a dolls girl, like, let's go play with dolls.

Speaker 7 (57:19):
That's just sitting around. I'm gonna get too bored with
that one.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Well, they can give them characters and then they're like,
have alight.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
I just like to play video games where nobody can
talk to me.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
Yeah, I need to get all the energy that's inside me.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
I need to get it out. I need to get
the energy out.

Speaker 7 (57:32):
I need to run around.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
Go ahead, happy playing, that's what's trending.

Speaker 11 (57:43):
Doubles.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 10 (57:49):
I did have a secret.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Sweet, what is it?

Speaker 17 (57:53):
Well, when I was about nineteen or twenty, I stole
my great grandmother's wedding on it.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
Oh no, wow, wait, you're great their grandmother's Yeah.

Speaker 17 (58:07):
My great grandmother's. And what's really even worse is that
I was named after her. Oh and it was supposed
to be passed.

Speaker 10 (58:13):
Down to me after my mom died.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
She's still alive, and like, did they know you did that?

Speaker 17 (58:19):
No, there's only one other person on this planet. Well,
because I have everybody that's me now knows about it,
and we've kept in our little dirty little secret for us.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Technically, it was yours to do what you wanted to.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
That was when I was unemployed and needed some money.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
But yeah, he said it.

Speaker 10 (58:41):
Yeah, so that's my dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
What'd you get for it?

Speaker 4 (58:45):
I don't know, like.

Speaker 17 (58:46):
Fifty bucks and you know this one was back in
the I don't know, two thousands, so you bucks kind of.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
A lot for a broke twenty year old.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Yeah, absolutely looks back then.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Now, thank you, guys.

Speaker 11 (59:02):
I literally listen to you, guys.

Speaker 17 (59:03):
I stream you every day on the way to work
every day.

Speaker 6 (59:08):
Listen like you.

Speaker 11 (59:09):
Guys are like family.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Oh, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 7 (59:12):
Wait for family.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
You sold Grandma great Grandma's wedding.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Great.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
My jewelry boxes. Lot here but dirty little Secret.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
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