Full Jubal Show from Thursday April 16th 2026

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Your party, is.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
True your pell and invited everyone pull.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Just a little you s.

Speaker 5 (00:21):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the car
detached would say. Every iconic show has their wacky cast
of characters, and the Jebel Show is no different.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Why it's the Jewel Show with your drunk ant Nina Hi.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi and
the newest member of the show, the hip divorcee who
loves to use gen z slang like six seven almost
as much as he loves his college age daughter.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
Here's a freeze six seven, y'all.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Then there's me.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
I'm Jebel and this is the Jewbil Show, and it's
a time of week be where we check in and
see what's going on in our lives.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
So Nina will up with you this week.

Speaker 7 (00:58):
I don't know if I've ever told you guys this before,
but I'm really good at reading books, children's books. I'm
really good at reading children's books to kids.

Speaker 6 (01:09):
Oh okay.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
It's something that I really enjoy and like as an aunt.

Speaker 7 (01:13):
It's fun because I get to have all the voices
and like be the different characters.

Speaker 8 (01:16):
You know, which your personalities can come out and yeah,
and I thought that was going.

Speaker 7 (01:20):
To be my superpower as a mom, but you know,
we didn't get there, so we're still at anti mode.
And the other night I was over at my friend's
house and my nieces my nieces her back like her
daughters came up and they're like, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
You read us enderellah blah blah blah.

Speaker 7 (01:32):
And so I did and it was really fun. I
was like, gosh, I forgot how fun it is to
like have the voice of a little mouse and send
it ready, you know, all this stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
So I was really getting into it.

Speaker 7 (01:41):
But the best part of this is since that has happened,
there have been requests for.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Aunt Nina to read again.

Speaker 7 (01:47):
Wow, So if you didn't know, this could be a
new side hustle.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
I will read to your children no matter how much
you charge.

Speaker 8 (01:54):
Yeah, Jesus charged what a dollar ninety nine?

Speaker 6 (01:58):
Yesterday's story that we were talking talking about.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
The Ai Jesus Like, actually, I was like, was Jesus charged.

Speaker 9 (02:06):
Ai?

Speaker 6 (02:08):
So I'm thinking you could charge like fifty cents.

Speaker 7 (02:10):
I was thinking like a bottle line. But after that,
fair Trade, I read to your kids, finish before.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
You're done with because then the voices will get real interesting,
full experience, so fun.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Victoria was up with you this week? Mine's more of
a p s A.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
And I do not recommend booking a flight twenty are
intoxicated most because there's a lot of things can go wrong.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
First, if you're like me, you might book it into.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
The middle of the week, but granted it will get
you a great deal, Like I wasn't hammered to where
I remembered.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I booked the flight, but I can't tell.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
You how much it was, but it had to have
been a good deal because I booked the most basic fare.
And the only reason why I'm so annoyed by it
right now is because literally I learned that if you
book a United basic fair flight, you can't bring a
carry on on the plane.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
You can only bring a personal item. Why are shaking
your head's like yes, because it says that right next
to it. What what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Every single put even Spirit Airlines, will let me bring
a carry on and a personal item.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
I get two bads.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
But with the sales and stuff they put it like
in bold, like no carry ons at this price, like Hairlines.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
You're about to go on, you can't take anything with you.

Speaker 7 (03:24):
Really no, And I thought about, uh, well you can't,
but you just have to add a premium it checked bag.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
And I thought about I was like thinking to myself, like, Okay,
my suitcase is broken, but I have Nina's Like, so
what is the chance I can like kind of shimm
me hers down under a seat like that way, just
bring it as a personal item and like kind of
carry it like a purse, like just really big purse.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
I going back and do that.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
So I ended up having to buy a check bag.
But oh, first world problems. Apparently you know.

Speaker 10 (03:50):
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
You can't.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Everyone gets too bad.

Speaker 10 (03:53):
I'm going on a trip, but.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
I have to book my luck.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I have to check it now, it has to go under.
What if I wanted it with me, I can't do
that anymore now.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Actually, the now you have to get to the airport earlier.
You have to check a bag.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
Welcome to adult life.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I had to ask off like last week because like, oh,
I totally forgot.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
This is in the middle of the week.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
I bout, Yeah, Victoria asked for a couple of days off.
She's like, I didn't. I didn't mean to book the fight,
but I was drunk and I booked it, so I
can I have days off?

Speaker 10 (04:17):
So pretty please.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Freezes up with you this week.

Speaker 8 (04:21):
I had an inspiring conversation with producer Chris yesterday. I
sat down and was talking to him about his life
and whatnot, and heard about how he and his wife
met and how they had a long distance relationship for
a very long period of time and how long it
was and that they didn't really like date date.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
For quite a while.

Speaker 8 (04:39):
And I was like, you know what, I have people
in my life like that, Like I wouldn't tried hinge
and I closed that account after like a couple of weeks,
and I'm doing all these things. I'm like, I have
really really quality people in my life that I actually
could you know, pursue in a way.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
You can ask one of your friends to marry you today.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
Yeah not today, but you know, I definite.

Speaker 8 (05:00):
Only I'm thinking, like I haven't thought like I could
have a long distance relationship.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
I could work try to work that out. So now
I'm considering that.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Turn some of those friendships into weird romantic things.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
All my friendships turned into weird romantic things.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Do they want to do?

Speaker 1 (05:14):
What?

Speaker 4 (05:16):
No?

Speaker 8 (05:16):
No, No, I'm just saying that my outlook on things,
it has always been like that's not a possibility, right
talking to Chris, I was like, oh, you know what,
I haven't really looked at things in that way, so
I probably should you.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
I can't figure out my face pretty much it.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
I've got a new song coming out April twenty fourth.
I'm very excited about it, and I would love it
if you would go pre save it so that it
can just show up on the morning of the twenty
fourth and you can listen to my new song Slide
that comes out if you go to my Spotify wherever
you get music, just typing my name Juba l.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Fresh with your face.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Well, it doesn't have to do with my face, but
it's just very confusing because every time I go on
TikTok live or do anything that is forward facing, you know,
people are commenting on my face all the time, mostly
saying you look sad, you look depressed, you look high.
It's those three things. Either I look high, I look

(06:11):
sad or depressed. And literally I'll be like, no, I'm
in a great mood and they're like, no, you're not,
and I'm like, I don't know what I need to do.
With my face in order for people to know that
I'm like happy or in a good mood. Also, when
I try to smile on purpose, then people go, Bro's
losing it, like he's definitely covering up for something.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
He's going crazy look at him.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
And so I'm like, I just can't figure out what
I need to do with my face in order for
people to know, like everything's cool, I'm in a good mood,
I'm happy, I'm not high, and I'm not depressed and
I'm not sad.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
I wish I have suggestions for you, but I really
really don't.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Yeah, I just have one of those faces. First it
was your hair, Now it's your face.

Speaker 11 (06:52):
What was it?

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Next thing? He fixes his face, it's going to be
here like.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Yeah, I just don't know what to do. I mean,
you know, I just I just have one of those.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
Faces like let them deal with it.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Yeah, Hey, sorry, that's my face. Man face, him face,
arresting man face. Oh I spell it right. Well, you
can still have a resting bee face. That's what I have.
I guess totally.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
Yeah, I have one of those faces. I guess I
just have to embrace it.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
You ever arrest Yeah.

Speaker 12 (07:21):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Hi, this is Evan. I'm going to help you.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Evan.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
How you doing, todd Sparks Here, I'm calling from Corporate HR,
just checking in with you today, see how everything's going
well with you. I'm great. And yes, before you ask,
it is that todd Sparks. No, I don't work for
the company, because I'm sure you would have probably heard
of me if I did. But I've been contracted by

(07:49):
your company to help with a few HR things. So
calling from the corporate HR team just been a third,
third party, outsourced type of deal.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
But anyway, how.

Speaker 13 (07:57):
You doing, Evan, I'm all right, and yourself.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
Well, I'm great, Evan, and I'm feeling even better because
you and I get to speak, Okay, And I'm sure
you've probably read my books todd Sparks Putting the Spark
Back in your Life. I followed to that one todd
Sparks spark Up, another one and my third not released
red book, todd Sparks Sparking Ain't easy but is necessary.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
And I'm here to help you out through this whole process.
What process corporate layoffs? I guess I'll just get to
the point there.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
And your management team is currently in management alignment meetings,
but your position has been alleviated as of this morning.
And that's why I'm calling. I'm here to break that news,
and I am so sorry to deliver that bad news,
but I want to let you know don't worry about it, Evan,
because really, I'm enviously you right now.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (08:56):
You know what? I am not kidding you, And I
am so envy. I wish I was in your shoes, Evan.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Oh really? And why is that?

Speaker 6 (09:06):
Well?

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Because you know, when one door closes, all it means
is there's a bunch of other doors to knock on
and a bunch of other ones that are going to
open for you. So really, if you think about it
and you look at it the right way, I know
I just laid you off. I know you don't have
a job anymore. I know that you got to get
your stuff out of there by noon today. If you
look at it right though, the world is your oyster, baby,
And that's why I'm glad I can help you out.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Todd's sparks. I'm gonna put the spark back in your life.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I'm not I'm not a big fan of oysters personally,
especially when they want to fire me. Stop trying to
give me a pep talk.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
All right, I don't want to give you a pep talk, Evan.
I want to help you get fired up and put
the spark back in your life.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
You just found out you lost your job, and I'm
serious about being out there by noon.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
You gotta be out by noon.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
And ah, you just lost your job and that's gotta
be tough. So I want to help stoke the embers
and blow on the flame that's inside of you and
building a huge fire so you can start over again.
And that's why I want to ask you if you'll
sign up for my todd Sparks Motivational Camp.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
It's perfect time. You got free time.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Oh I got free time? You just fired me.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
True, And I'm also thinking about that. If you sign
up for my seven day motivational camp todd Sparks sparking
around the campfire, I'll give you fifty percent off right now.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
So you fire me and then you trying to sell
me on some motivational summer camp thing.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Todd Sparks putting the spark back in your life?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Well you want to put the
spark back in my life. The spark is going to
catch the tinder. I want to burn the whole building.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
Hey Evan, this is actually double from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Your boss actually set you up?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh he did?

Speaker 5 (10:53):
H Yeah, he said that you said you were nervous
about layoffs and he wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
Not cool man, cool.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, we say,
mornings on the twenties, Give us three minutes and we'll
give you everything you need to know for the day.
Brought to you by Muffleshoot being Go in Auburn your
home from MACHINEO is time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 7 (11:15):
Crying on social media happens from time to time for
some people more than others. But now science is weighing
in on the tears and letting us all know what
it actually means about us if we are spotted posting
videos of ourselves crying.

Speaker 6 (11:27):
Yes, tell them about themselves.

Speaker 7 (11:29):
I will in just a second, But first I'm gonna
tell you about Time Magazine's one hundred most Influential People
of twenty twenty six. Is there anybody that you guys
think that you would like to see on this list or.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
Guess twenty six.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
They both look up at the sky like.

Speaker 6 (11:45):
Trying to think, like we're not even done.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Yeah, that's also true. We're apparently in the twenty twenty
six actually, well the first quarters. That's the tone.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
Yeah, I guess. I mean there's still a lot of years,
a lot of influencing that can still happen.

Speaker 8 (11:56):
True, I still have yeah everything doube Well, I feel
like I still feel like I'm on a delay.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
I'm still in twenty twenty five dealing with the trauma.

Speaker 7 (12:06):
Okay, well, then I won't make your head work too
hard and I'll just tell you, okay.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Luke Combs is on the list so far, Ben Stellar,
Hillary Duff, and Stiller.

Speaker 6 (12:15):
None of those things. Radar.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
I feel like I haven't seen him do anything in
a while, but apparently he is. Maybe he's done a
lot of stuff behind the scenes. She's back. She came
out new music and everything.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
Sorry, here I go.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
Sorry, She's doing her iconic dances and stuff. I'm sorry,
is back on Netflix.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
I'm sorry. I don't watch any of those shows.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
She's a force to be recognized.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
Yeah, respect the Duff. I'm learning I'm learning.

Speaker 7 (12:44):
Pope Leo of course, is obviously on the list as well.
I like to see this one. Jenny from Black Pink,
she's there. I'll do some highlights. Mister Beast is a pioneer,
a Titan. Zoe Saldana or Saldonna, Kate Hudson is an icon,
So a lot of people that you would expect. But
but what yeah, what other than the Olympian That makes sense,

(13:04):
So I guess we'll see what other influencing happens as
the year continues.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
What more can they do? I'll tell you.

Speaker 7 (13:10):
Sidney Sweeney, though she made her way back over to
American Eagle. Do you guys remember what happened with Sidney
Sweeney and the American Eagle AD jeans right jeans? So
it was a very controversial moment, but they decided to
take it again, take a stab at it again. Really,
Sidney Sweeney is teaming back up with the American Eagle
for their shorts ad. The new collab is going to

(13:32):
follow last falls polarizing incident. As we now know, they
just sans Sidney Sweeney has great genes and then it
came off as racist.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
Yeah, that's right, That's what I was like I remember
there was something like.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
Racial or religious base that it was mostly offended by
the gratuitous booty shots that they had in the ad.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
And she does not have a booty. It was very
offensive to me. She does not. Really, I don't know.
Have you seen the ad, producer bries No, watch the ad?

Speaker 6 (13:59):
Yeah, and then get back. I'll be disappointed.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Yes, maybe we'll see how.

Speaker 7 (14:03):
You feel about her shorts ad because this one, the
campaign is titled SID for short American Eagle Gene shorts.
Get it, Sydney SID for short?

Speaker 6 (14:15):
I think of what is that cartoon? Sid? The what's
the cartoon the SpongeBob? No, the prehistoric cartoon Sid?

Speaker 4 (14:25):
The al It's like a like not an otter, not.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
Lame before time. Oh, this is gonna drive me nuts.
Never mind keeping.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
Sid doesn't know about the Sydney Sweeney ad, but he
sure does know about time. The thing that is cool
about this as much as fun of it as we
are making at the moment, the sale, I age.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
Yes, there you go, there you go, thank you.

Speaker 7 (14:49):
Sorry, sales will support the crisis text line. So that's
it's a twenty four hour mental resource.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
So that's good.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
There we go and lastly.

Speaker 6 (14:57):
Using her assets for good.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Yes, she thanks. I think her body definitely things.

Speaker 7 (15:05):
A study shows that crying online comes off as insecure
and insincere. So if you're one of those people that
is crying, or if we it was interesting to read
because I find myself sometimes wanting to be raw in
those moments too and just be like I've been watching
the news like oh my god, blah, because I don't know,
it's hard to read if somebody is just stoic, but allegedly,

(15:26):
according to science, you come off as completely insincere and inauthentic.
So if you're crying about a movie, crying about a relationship,
crying about the news, any of that stuff, it makes
it look more like for show.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
There's some people I see cry and you can tell
it's real, and then some people when I see them
cry like online, when I've seen influencers or whatever, it
does look fake.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
It looks like it's a show.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (15:46):
Well, and everything is so influency now that if you
do it, even if it's sincere, it's coming off like
you're coming you know, you're doing it for attention.

Speaker 7 (15:55):
Well that's messed up. Yeah, I just think that's messed up.
Because if you want to cry to the public, you
should be because we're trying to normalize emotions. But then
on the other side, like if you're crying just because
you want attention.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
That's messed up too. Yeah, that is something cool. Get
attention for something else.

Speaker 8 (16:10):
And if you have something to say that's about a
sensitive subject or something that is meaningful for you to you,
you can still like type it and put up text
about it, or do something that doesn't seem so performative.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
I know for me online, anytime I do anything online,
people always say three things about the way I look.
Either I look high, I look sad, or I look angry.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
Well, science that's insincere. Those are all the three. That's
what I always look like.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
And then the one time I did cry on social
media because I have complex PTSD. If you don't know
what that means, it means that sometimes you can lock
up your emotions. You literally can't feel any any emotion.

Speaker 6 (16:44):
And then when they come out, you can't control that anything.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
And it's good when you start crying. Like if I'm
not crying, I know that I'm.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Going through it with my PTSD.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
And a long time ago, I had been struggling, and
then I just cried while I was driving, and I
was like, yay. I was very happy about it, and
I posted a video just you know, because like I
tried to give awareness to people about encourage people to taste.
Not a lot of people really even know what that means,
you know. And so I was explaining it in the
video and I was smiling and I was happy because

(17:12):
I was because I hadn't been able to cry. And
all the comments were, yeah, right, Bro's going crazy.

Speaker 6 (17:19):
He's losing it. He's having a mental breakdown. And I'm
like missing the point, y'all.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Yeah, maybe I am, I don't know, but whatever, that
wasn't the point, right.

Speaker 7 (17:28):
I feel like I should be filming this explanation because
his eyes are watering right now.

Speaker 8 (17:31):
But I do agree there should you should feel free
to post raw in real moments, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (17:38):
I do feel that way.

Speaker 8 (17:39):
But unfortunately, I feel like everything is so marketed now
on social media.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
It's just so much fake out there.

Speaker 8 (17:44):
Yeah, you just to instantly get pegged as that's a fake,
automatically assume that everybody is faking it, right, views right, That's.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
What happened to benefit of the doubt.

Speaker 6 (17:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
And I was upset too because I did want that
to get views and it didn't have that many.

Speaker 6 (17:58):
And you were spreading a good message and it.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Didn't get many of you.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
You got to try it again.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Cried for nothing?

Speaker 6 (18:03):
Yeah, hard enough, you can't breathe.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
It's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 6 (18:17):
On the Jubile Show.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
He is on the phone today for to catch a cheater.
And she's been married to her husband West for three years,
but now she thinks that he might be cheating on her.
So we'll see if we can help her out. But
first we got to find out why, Dolly, why do
you think West is cheating on you?

Speaker 14 (18:33):
Because he lets some redheaded bimbo use my instot.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
What did you say? He let a redheaded bimbo use
your Insta pots like.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
The yes cooking thing?

Speaker 15 (18:45):
How?

Speaker 10 (18:46):
Yes?

Speaker 14 (18:47):
Well, so okay, I just got this new Insta pot
and it has not been used yet, like I got
it this week and two days ago, when I was
at work, I saw we just we have home camera.
I saw that this woman with red hair came to
the door and I saw her ring the doorbell.

Speaker 13 (19:07):
The door opened and I couldn't hear the conversation, but her.

Speaker 14 (19:10):
And West, who was at home, talks for about a
minute and then he closed the door and she left.

Speaker 10 (19:16):
Okay, right, Okay, so.

Speaker 14 (19:19):
She left, But then I texted West right after and
I asked who it was, and he said it was
a Jehovah's witness and he got rid of her. But
I hold that night and I went to use my
instapot and it had her.

Speaker 10 (19:32):
Red hair in it. And not only that, but there
was chili in the fridge. And West does not cook.

Speaker 14 (19:37):
I do all the cooking, and I asked him and
he said he decided to make some.

Speaker 10 (19:41):
Chili in the instapot. When I asked him about it,
I confronted it, and I do that as totable.

Speaker 13 (19:45):
He did not cook.

Speaker 10 (19:46):
I do all the cooking.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Okay, So you're thinking that whoever, whoever this redheaded woman was,
wasn't a Jehovah's witness, And somehow she came and she
was cooking in your house.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
But wouldn't you have seen that she stayed and like
that he didn't get rid of her.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Where did she take it?

Speaker 10 (20:05):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 13 (20:07):
I didn't confront him about the hair, but I mean, I'm.

Speaker 10 (20:10):
Pretty sure that he's cheating on me. I mean, okay,
I don't know, Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 14 (20:16):
Maybe maybe maybe she like came by and they talked
or like they were going to meet somewhere.

Speaker 13 (20:22):
But it was just I have a weird feeling about it.

Speaker 10 (20:26):
And he does not cook, and then I found that
red hair.

Speaker 7 (20:29):
And she's not a neighbor. She's not somebody that would
be like, hey, neighbor, can I borrow your instapop to
make some chili and I'll give you some.

Speaker 10 (20:38):
No?

Speaker 5 (20:38):
No, So you've never seen her before. I mean, it
is weird that you found the red hair anywhere in
your house. After that, she just came to the door
and went away and lets somehow blue on him. But
what are you.

Speaker 7 (20:48):
Doing let me in your house to leave a red
hair behind? I'm sorry, I'm not laughing at you. I
just feel like the whole thing is a very strange,
like a red scenario.

Speaker 10 (20:57):
I know, I know, And that's why I like, I'm
I'm like positively cheated, and it is weird. It just
it is weird.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Does someone will come by, uh, and there'd be a
red hair in your instapot and he doesn't cook?

Speaker 4 (21:08):
But then that day, there's chili. It is kind of weird.
It is kind of weird.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
The door it seems also it seems honestly like a
little bit of a stretch, but also it does seem weird.
And you say you have a feeling about it.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
We'll see we can help.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
Yeah, Dolly is on the phone and she thinks that
her husband of three years West might be cheating. So
we're about to call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at
and tell him that every single month, we choose one
rewards member who gets a free gift from us, and
its flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see
if he sends those to his wife, Dolly or to
somebody else. But before we do that, Dolly, why don't

(21:42):
you break down it again real quick? Why you think
he's cheating?

Speaker 14 (21:46):
Because Okay, I just got a new instapot and it
hasn't been it hadn't been used yet.

Speaker 10 (21:51):
And I think this redheaded bimbo.

Speaker 13 (21:53):
Usual because when I was at work, I.

Speaker 14 (21:57):
Saw home cameras. This redhead comes to the door, My
husband talks her, then she goes away. I texted him
he said it was Jehovah witness. But when I came
home there was chili in the instipot he did not cook.
And there was a red hair there.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Okay, I forgot about that. Yeah, the red hair is weird. Well,
and that he said it was a Jehovah winner. Yeah,
that's true too. He's lying.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
It's been a long time since yeh, door at least
all right, Well, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 10 (22:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Okay, here we go, I'm ready.

Speaker 16 (22:33):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
Hey, this is Corbett calling from grocers. I was looking
for our rewards card, remember named West. Yeah, that's me,
Hi Wes. Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations.
Here this month's winter.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Oh, thank you so much for your business. Congrats.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
Oh, every single month, I don't know if you know
this or not, we choose one rewards card member to
say thank you very much for being such a loyal
customer and shopping with us. You've actually won thirty six
long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want,
absolutely free. It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 16 (23:09):
Actually, wow, I didn't know you guys did that. I've
never wanted it.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
Yeah, well I can't say that anymore. Congratulations, And it's
all free. I will not ask you for any kind
of credit card information. There is no purchase. It's just
our free gift to you as a way of saying
thank you. And it's very simple. I can take the
information down in a matter of minutes over the phone.
If you know who you want to send them to
right now, I am prepared to do that right now.
I can also set up a time and call you back,
and you're always welcome to come down to the store

(23:35):
and hit up the customer service area and fill out
the paperwork there, whatever is easiest for you.

Speaker 16 (23:41):
No, I think I'm pretty ready.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Great, okay, perfect.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Then all I would need would be the first and
last name of the person you want to send them
to if you want to put anything on a card.
Then we'll get the address and it'd be good to go.
And like I said, he would get confirmations before we're
even done.

Speaker 17 (23:58):
Okay, So, uh name, it's going to be Star Brinkley.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Star Brinkley.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
Okay, got that, And would you like to include a
card to Star.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Yeah, yeah, that's cool, of course, absolutely. What would you
like to.

Speaker 17 (24:17):
Say, Uh, just a little gift from your buddy, Thanks mama.

Speaker 13 (24:27):
What who the hell is Star Brinkley?

Speaker 10 (24:30):
And why is she your snuggle buddy? Are you there?

Speaker 6 (24:34):
Wes, Hey, Wes are there?

Speaker 4 (24:35):
This is actually a radio show. It's called the Jubile Show.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Yeah, hi, Amina, and my name is Jubel and we
do a segment called to Catch a Cheater, where if
you think your significant other is messing around you see
you they flowers.

Speaker 10 (24:47):
That I knew this. I knew you were cheating on me.

Speaker 13 (24:52):
I knew it the other day when I found that
red hair on the my pot, and I just who
is this for?

Speaker 6 (25:00):
Sin?

Speaker 10 (25:01):
What explained yourself? Please? You never cook?

Speaker 13 (25:04):
You had chili there, her red hair was there. She
showed up at the door.

Speaker 14 (25:08):
You you denied it when I texted you. You sent
she was a Jehovah witness. But she obviously wasn't a
Jehovah when she was your snuggle buddy.

Speaker 16 (25:14):
What the hell I'm not I'm not cheating on you
with her?

Speaker 11 (25:17):
Like nod?

Speaker 16 (25:19):
Not exactly?

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Is that okay?

Speaker 5 (25:23):
So West Dolly said that there was a redheaded woman
who showed up at your door the other day. She
saw on the cameras you sent her away, and when
Dolly asked you, you said it was a Jeovah's witness.
And then later Dolly said she found a red hair
in her instapot and then there was chili in the fridge.
I know, it sounds it sounds crazy, but she said,
you don't ever cook, So that's why it seems suspect.

(25:45):
But you're saying, you do know this red haired person
is that Star?

Speaker 16 (25:50):
That's that's Star.

Speaker 17 (25:52):
Yeah, we're not sleeping together.

Speaker 10 (25:57):
What are you doing with her?

Speaker 13 (25:59):
Like?

Speaker 10 (26:00):
Are you doing with her?

Speaker 17 (26:03):
I so about two years ago I hired her off
of what I hired Star off of the website?

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Okay, for what.

Speaker 16 (26:20):
It's called the mother experience.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
The mother the mother experience.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
What does that mean?

Speaker 16 (26:29):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (26:30):
A couple of times a month she comes over and well,
well Dolly's at work, Okay, she makes me food, she
she feeds it to me, and then she puts me
down for a nap.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Whoa like a baby? Essentially?

Speaker 19 (26:53):
Yeah, I am, I'm I didn't know that you needed
to hire a fake mother to feed you and snuggle
with you and make put you down for naps.

Speaker 16 (27:07):
Well, I wouldn't. I wouldn't ask that of you. You're
not my mom. You're not my mom. So that's why
I do this. I get the experience of it.

Speaker 13 (27:18):
Okay, okay, I you have to leave the house.

Speaker 10 (27:22):
You cannot stay. I'm sorry, you gotta.

Speaker 16 (27:24):
Go home to please, please please.

Speaker 14 (27:27):
I just found out that my husband of three years
is hiring a fake mother to come over, and I
just I.

Speaker 10 (27:33):
Can't even wrote my brain around this, Like, you have
to leave the house. I can't look at you, Wes.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Obviously you guys have some stuff to talk about. Dolly
definitely wants me to leave the house.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
And we'll let you go right now because you guys
obviously need to talk about more.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Space might not be a bad thing.

Speaker 13 (27:49):
Yes, I'm sorry you can't come home today.

Speaker 10 (27:51):
Maybe you could hire your fake mother to talk through
things with you, all right, Wes, We're gonna let you go.

Speaker 6 (27:58):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
I hung up on him. I am I don't know
what to think. I'm sorry, that's but.

Speaker 7 (28:02):
That it's I mean, girl, I'm sorry, that is weird.
He's definitely not cheating on you, but there's some kind
of weird fetish thing going on there that I don't know,
would you consider that cheat. I don't even know if
you're uncomfortable with it. It's definitely something you guys have
to work through.

Speaker 13 (28:15):
Yeah, and I can't believe you that.

Speaker 20 (28:21):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia, and let's meet today's contesting for You
versus Victoria.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Natalie. What's up, Natalie?

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Good?

Speaker 6 (28:49):
How are you doing?

Speaker 13 (28:51):
I'm okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Like good okay, or like great okay, or just like
meh okay.

Speaker 19 (28:58):
I'm like good, okay, al right, okay.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
So I have a solid chance.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
It's good, Victoria, out of the studio, Natalie.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
The game is played like this.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria
has to beat you. Outright to win.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Okay, got it all right? Here we go.

Speaker 7 (29:20):
Your time starts now because you're worth it? Is the
slogan for what popular cosmetic brand? What's the slang term
for splitting a bill evenly.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
On a date?

Speaker 13 (29:38):
Blantern oh Man?

Speaker 4 (29:44):
What is the quadratic formula used to solve II?

Speaker 7 (29:50):
What do you call a book about someone's life that
is written by another person.

Speaker 13 (30:01):
Not an autobiography?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Biography?

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Okay, got that in.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and while she's
getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, here's
a question for you, Natalie. How do you get rid
of a pimple that's coming in before it really starts? Seriously,
it's a question that Victoria asked Nina right before we went.

(30:25):
But I figured you might also be able to help
her out.

Speaker 10 (30:29):
Toothpaste toothpaste.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
But it hasn't even come in yet. I can just
see it like forming. I think that's when your toothpaste it.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah, that's when your toothpasteed it.

Speaker 7 (30:37):
No one has ever worked your toothpaste that kind of
when it pops up then you dry out.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
It's already in there.

Speaker 7 (30:41):
But I can give you the full breakdown in a minute.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
All right, there you go thirty seconds. There as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
passed and you have to beat Natalie outright to win,
and Natalie, you can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 7 (30:58):
Ready that Victoria, because you're worth it is the slogan
for what popular cosmetic brand?

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Because I knew that was gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Stop stop stop, I don't know, I don't know, I
don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Next, I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (31:15):
What's the slang term for splitting a bill evenly? The
slang term classic slang?

Speaker 4 (31:20):
What's classic? Is split splitting it?

Speaker 11 (31:24):
What is?

Speaker 4 (31:25):
What is the quadratic formula used to all split it?

Speaker 9 (31:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:29):
This is right? Wait wait wait wait wait what wait?

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Why Eagles m X plus B Wait what did you ask?
Whatever you said sounded very right to me. I think
I probably should take drugs that are prescribed to me
before we play. I probably would do better.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
I just forget.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
All right, let's see how you guys did and send
it over to our scoreboard producer.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
Free, Victoria had none, Natalie had one.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
You at least have one. Natalie, you beat Victoria.

Speaker 7 (32:01):
Congratulations, she's being nice about it.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
She's not gloating.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Well yeah, but I also I think the answer person
is wrong.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
Answer person scorekeeper, no, sporkeeper is wrong, is wrong. I
have a name that you know.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
There's just you're CONDI you're like passive aggressive.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
She's like, I don't even want to speak as you now.

Speaker 6 (32:28):
Person about he answer is right?

Speaker 4 (32:33):
You got zero.

Speaker 7 (32:34):
Let's yeah, get the answers now with Nina, because you're
worth it is the slogan for loreal.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
That's not my fault.

Speaker 7 (32:43):
The slang the slang term for splitting a bill evenly.
This is classic slang. Is going Dutch?

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Who uses that?

Speaker 6 (32:53):
I've heard many people do.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
I've heard it before as well.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
I actually said, you if you asked me, hey, you
want to go Dutch, I'm like, so you would?

Speaker 6 (33:00):
I would say personally, I would never ask a woman
to go Dutch.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
I only say that if I'm going to be wearing
my wooden clocks.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
That's because I'm very particular about what is Dutch and.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
What is it.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
But that's how he shows. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:15):
I hated that the quadratic formula is used to solve
equations with the squared variable. A book about someone's life
that is written by another person? Is a biography?

Speaker 4 (33:27):
What the question was?

Speaker 17 (33:30):
What?

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Yeah, but it's why was that actually the formula? Nope?

Speaker 7 (33:37):
But I also didn't ask what the formula was? Would
you ask what the formula is used to solve math?

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Natalie? Thank you for playing.

Speaker 20 (33:48):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocates Law dot com.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
Rachel is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named
za So in a few minutes we'll call him and
see Ifael's else why he's ghostinger, and maybe get her
a second date if she still wants one. But first, Rachel,
how long has it been, says you heard from Zaane.

Speaker 21 (34:10):
It's been five days since I heard from Zay.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Okay, because we're not counting or anything, right.

Speaker 13 (34:16):
Oh no, we're definitely not counting.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Now.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Have you tried to reach out to it?

Speaker 15 (34:21):
I have been, like, you know, I heard from him
like right after our date, like that night, and like
everything seemed chill, and then I heard nothing after that.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
All right, tell us about the date.

Speaker 22 (34:32):
Yeah, so we like met at this venue in and
it was this total dive bar like vibes it was
very punk energy, like we had message on and off about.

Speaker 15 (34:44):
The band that we both happened to like have tickets
to this underground indie group thing like so it was
just perfect. It was like, you know, a thing that
we're both into, you know, and like it.

Speaker 10 (34:57):
Was a blast. We were in the front row.

Speaker 15 (34:58):
We were like both super weddy and dancing and screaming
the lyrics, like he actually knew all the lyrics. Like
so he wasn't a poser, you know what I mean.
And it just felt like we were teens again, like
you know, he pulled me close during this one like
slow build song and like we made out hard in
the front row, no shame, like teenagers.

Speaker 10 (35:18):
Like it was so good.

Speaker 21 (35:22):
Yeah, like you know, like it got a little handsy,
but like I'm not gonna lie, Like it felt like
natural and like in the moment, it wasn't anything like sleezy,
so he wasn't like there were no bad vines or
like red flags like the night of the day.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
You know, mm hmm, Well, why do you think he's
ghosting you?

Speaker 15 (35:40):
I don't know, Like so like maybe like when we
were outside, like it was freezing, so I asked him
for his jacket and like jokingly, I said, like, oh,
a real gentleman would have offered it to me by now,
and like we both laughed and like then he gave
his jacket to me and like kissed me on the
cheek and like it.

Speaker 21 (36:00):
Was kind of like a stiffer kiss.

Speaker 15 (36:03):
Than like I mean, a fool on makeout like we
did in the front row, but like I don't know,
he said, like, oh, you didn't give me a chance
to be a gentleman before you just took it and
like laughed and walked away. So it seemed very like oh,
like I don't know, it was flirting, but like if
I have his jacket, like I have it, Yeah, don't

(36:24):
ghost me if you want your clothes back.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
Rachel is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a guy named Zaye. So on a second, we're gonna
call him and see if he'll tell us why he's
ghostinger and maybe get her a second date if she
still wants one. But before we do that, Rachel, why
don't you break down your situation? Was Zaane real quick
first date.

Speaker 15 (36:41):
When and thought some live music, made out in the
front row like we're teenagers.

Speaker 10 (36:45):
Had a great time.

Speaker 21 (36:48):
He Maybe I upset him.

Speaker 15 (36:51):
Because I said, hey, a gentleman would have offered his
jacket by this point when we went outside and it
was cold.

Speaker 10 (36:56):
Maybe you took it the wrong way. I still have
his jacket.

Speaker 21 (36:59):
I haven't heard from him.

Speaker 15 (37:00):
In five days, but he is responding to comments on
his coach from the concert.

Speaker 10 (37:06):
So yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
You ready for us to call him?

Speaker 10 (37:11):
I am okay, here we go.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Okay, no, Hi, man, I speak to Zain please.

Speaker 11 (37:21):
Yeah, this is where's going? Hey?

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Zan?

Speaker 4 (37:23):
How are you? This is a radio show. It's called
The Jewbill Show. Hi.

Speaker 6 (37:26):
I'mnina.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jeubel. What's going on?

Speaker 16 (37:30):
Oh yeah you guys?

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Yeah you Oh cool? Hey, thank you man, I appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
Well, we're calling you today because somebody wanted us to
call you.

Speaker 11 (37:41):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
So I don't know if you.

Speaker 5 (37:43):
How much you listen to the show, But we do
a segment called the First Day follow Up. That's where
if you go out on a date with somebody and
then you go some them, that person can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
You're ghosting them.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, yes, it is about Rachel. Do you
have a second to tell us why you're ghosting her?

Speaker 9 (38:04):
Many God, okay, all right, uh, Like I mean she's
super cool, like fun, but there's pals.

Speaker 20 (38:17):
It's like it's just.

Speaker 16 (38:18):
Like this thing.

Speaker 18 (38:19):
Man.

Speaker 9 (38:19):
Uh, she's got this she's got this nose ring and it's.

Speaker 11 (38:27):
Like this it's like giant hoop, right, and it's got
this like dangly little charm that's just gonna like hanging
out of her nose. And like god, it kept like
moving when she was talking, and like I didn't really
notice it at first, like when we were because we're
in a vegg you writing super dark. Yeah, Like once
we got outside and like I couldn't take my eyes off.

Speaker 7 (38:48):
It was just like immediately, oh no, so like you
kissed her and stuff though, right, yeah.

Speaker 10 (38:56):
No, for sure.

Speaker 11 (38:57):
I mean like you know, we were on the heat
of the moment in the show and it was you know,
kind of dark in that, and you know it's all
felt really good at the moment, but like once we
got outside and like the street lights and stuff, like
it's just like, I mean, this thing is not just
like a nos ring, it's like a wind shie. Like
I could not stop looking at it, Like I had

(39:18):
like a nightmare about it that night they were bad.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
Oh no, then that's the reason, just that.

Speaker 11 (39:28):
I mean, yeah, I just like I just like could
not stop looking at it. Like the whole time she
was talking to me, I was just like, this is
just I just I just could.

Speaker 6 (39:37):
Not do it.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
It was not what if she took it out? Can
you just not unsee it?

Speaker 16 (39:45):
I mean, I don't know. I mean it feels like
I don't know, man, it's just like.

Speaker 11 (39:51):
Kind of like put her whole look and aesthetic and like,
I don't know, I just I was not feeling it.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
All right, Well, thank you for telling us. Appreciate that.
I kind of I don't know how big this nosering is. Hey, Rachel,
how big is your nose ring?

Speaker 13 (40:07):
A windshine for space?

Speaker 5 (40:11):
That's Rachel, she's been listening. I wants to talk to you.

Speaker 9 (40:14):
No, okay, I did not realize you were on there too.

Speaker 15 (40:20):
Okay, oh yeah, I like aesthetic takedown. So you're ghosting
me because of my style with my like average.

Speaker 21 (40:29):
Size nose ring, my nose jangle there.

Speaker 11 (40:33):
Look okay, Like I'm not trying to be a jerk
or anything. It's just not for me, all right, you know,
it's just not as good.

Speaker 15 (40:41):
You made out with me like you were going to propose,
and then you disappeared because my jewelry wasn't minimal enough
for your sensitive indie eyes.

Speaker 11 (40:52):
Come on, Like, that's kind of funny, but like it's
not personal, right, I just like I couldn't unsee it,
Like the thing just sew like it had like its
own like personality, like everybody on a date.

Speaker 10 (41:04):
His name is.

Speaker 21 (41:04):
Gerald, he swings my laugh, and you would have been
great friends.

Speaker 11 (41:09):
Okay, okay, that's kind of funny.

Speaker 21 (41:15):
Actually okay, but like you're such a poser, like you're
acting like you're into punk shows, but you can't handle
a nose ring.

Speaker 11 (41:25):
Look, my co am, Obviously clearly I did a puncture,
all right, Like I mean, I just don't want to
date the merch.

Speaker 15 (41:32):
Table, you know, and I don't want to date a
suit who stakes his way through life.

Speaker 16 (41:40):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 11 (41:42):
Doesn't make any sense?

Speaker 15 (41:44):
Listen, I'm going to keep your jacket, Vain. You don't
deserve it. It's too cool for you.

Speaker 9 (41:55):
You know what.

Speaker 11 (41:56):
You can keep the jacket because I don't really ever
want to see that.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
Then again, honestly, sane, would you like another date with
Rachel won't pay for it.

Speaker 11 (42:05):
That's gonna be a hard pass from you, guys.

Speaker 10 (42:08):
Cool.

Speaker 15 (42:08):
You know Gerald feels the same way and he doesn't
want to see you again. So yeah, I'm with Gerald.

Speaker 21 (42:14):
We don't want to see you again. We don't need
this date.

Speaker 11 (42:17):
Cool, I got a guy who names you named your
nose ring. Gerald. Well, I'm gonna let you guys have
an happy life together.

Speaker 16 (42:24):
And you know what, you.

Speaker 11 (42:25):
Can keep the jacket, you know, I don't uh, I
don't ever.

Speaker 16 (42:28):
Need to wear that thing again.

Speaker 21 (42:30):
Oh yeah, I'm sure you have a ton more in
your closet because you're such a fake O poser and
you just have them there to like, try and be
cool and recapture your youth.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
Bro Jebile's first date follow up breaking news right here
on The Jewel Show. You heard it first. Taylor Swift
will be getting married in a dress inspired by Elizabeth Taylor.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Oh that'd be so cute.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
And Travis Kelsey. Travis Kelsey will get married in a
haircut inspired by Rosie o'donald. To see how easy it
is to create fake news. That's why every single week
would bring you the cleverly named segment real News or
Fake news where I give you a new story from
the week. You have to see if you can tell
whether it's a real news story or a fake news

(43:16):
story that's gone viral. Here's your first headline for real
news or fake news. Human bodies are literally turning into
perfectly marbled prime cut steaks. Excuse me, human bodies are
literally turning into perfectly marbled prime cut steaks.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Here's the story.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
According to a new study that used MRI technology to
scan muscle tissue of over one thousand participants, doctors found
that people in the study who had a high diet
that was a high diet of ultra processed foods like snacks, sodas,
and other packaged items, the muscles in their bodies have
literally changed. They found that if you have a diet

(43:54):
that consists mostly of ultra processed foods foods, your body
starts to grow fat inside of the muscle. Oh, it's
not body fat, it's actual fat in your muscle. And
the doctors were shocked when they study the MRIs from
these people and notice that the muscles in their body
now look exactly like a delicious, perfectly marbled steak that
you might find at a fancy Steakhouse.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
No word yet on it.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
Ruth's Chris will add human steak to their menu anytime soon,
but it's still alarming to know that if you eat
a lot of snack, food, soda, and packaged items, you
might be literally turning yourself into beef cattle?

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Is a real news story or a fake news story? Nina? Okay, wait,
just follow up question.

Speaker 7 (44:35):
Do you think that this means, if this is real,
that we're evolving to eat ourselves?

Speaker 5 (44:40):
Oh, that's what I would say, or to be food
for the robots when they take over.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Shoot, Okay, I'm gonna go with fake. We're not gonna
be steaks.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
Fake on that, all right? Prus a freeze real or
fake news story. Human bodies are literally turning into perfectly
marbled prime cut steaks.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
I'm gonna be honest. It makes sense to me, so
I'm gonna say it's real.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Real human bodies are literally turning into perfectly marbled prime
cut stake that is.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
And tasty. Can you inside of your muscle? No, not really,
they say, Once it's there, it's kind of there.

Speaker 8 (45:16):
So yeah, I can't even joke about it.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
It's just grows.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
Here's your next headline for real news or fake news.
The segment where I read a new story from the
week that's gone viral and you have to see if
you can tell whether it's a real news story or
a fake one that.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
People actually believed.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
Robot Enforcer goes viral after neighborhood chase, and it's just
the beginning. Robot Enforcer goes viral after neighborhood chase, and
it's just the beginning. A viral video is out from Warsaw, Poland,
and it's raising eyebrows and a few bigger questions after
a humanoid robot was filmed chasing wild bores through a

(45:54):
residential neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
What how trippy is that?

Speaker 5 (46:00):
And the now viral clip, the robot can be seen
running after the wild boars, guiding them out.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Of the area and back toward a nearby wooded area
a shepherd.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
Yeah, the scene already feels like something out of a movie,
but it's what happens next that started getting people's attention.
After the animals scatter and the robot chases them away,
the robot turns and stops and waves at them. No,
what likes by wild boars?

Speaker 8 (46:28):
Fun?

Speaker 4 (46:29):
We're taunting them? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (46:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
City officials say the robot is part of a growing
effort to use advanced technology to deal with real world
problems like wildlife encroachment, But experts say that the implications
go far beyond that. They say, this is the kind
of systems is the designed to tract movement, respond in
real time, and influence behavior. One analyst noted, right now
it's being used on animals, but the same.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
Framework could be applied to a range of situations like people. Yes.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
As more cities experiment with automation like this, some are
asking where the line should be drawn. If robots should
be allowed to patrol neighborhoods, respond to serbances, break up fights,
and do things like that. What happens when the robots
are no longer chasing wild bares out of the neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
They chase us?

Speaker 5 (47:13):
Is this a real news story or a fake new story?

Speaker 13 (47:16):
You know?

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Get me.

Speaker 7 (47:17):
I'm going with real because we reported on this not
that long ago happening in China where the robots were
popping up on people on the sidewalk.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
That's right, they were, Yeah, I'm going real.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
Producer Freeze robot enforcer goes viral after neighborhood chase, and
it's just the beginning.

Speaker 6 (47:30):
I'm terrified to say it's real.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
This is an absolutely real news story coming to a
city near you.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Maybe my man's a robot, like for real, you.

Speaker 7 (47:41):
Know what I mean? Like I've been waiting all this
time because I'm supposed to have one.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Of like the elite.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Yeah, you know, be one of the first robot human babies.

Speaker 6 (47:50):
Yeah, your sole connection is a robot.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
I mean, I don't know, starting to feel that way.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
I mean, they'll probably wear like a police uniform if
you're in a Yeah, car man, we got that too.
Your next headline for real news or Fake News a
segment where I give you a new story that's gone
viral this week and you have to see if you
can tell whether it's a real news story or a
fake one that people actually believed. Here's the headline. Did

(48:16):
NASA just get caught lying about the Artemis Moon mission?

Speaker 3 (48:21):
What?

Speaker 5 (48:21):
Did NASA just get caught lying about the Artemis Moon mission?
Here is the new story. Questions are mounting online after
Internet Sleuth's uncovered unusual metadata. If you don't know what
metadata is, it's data about data, everything shared on the
Internet or filmed has metadata. It gives you details like
file time, location, device used to film it, so it's

(48:45):
all in there whenever you film anything and the Internet
detectives have discovered embedded data in the video files released
from NASA's recent lunar mission. According to multiple posts circulating
online this week, some of the original video files, before
being compressed for public release, contained metadata tags at what
appears to be a production location no identify or tied

(49:07):
to a known film lot in southern California. On one
widely shared screenshots shows a line labeled location ID, which
users claim corresponds to a sound stage associated with Warner
Brothers Studios in Burbank, Okay.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Since this info has gone viral, here's the weird part.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
The videos in question have been taken down by NASA
and they've issued a statement saying that somehow these videos
have been lost and they won't be able to post
them again.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
That sounds like I thought it was like the first
time with the Moon.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
Yeah, the first moon landing. Remember they taped over them somehow.
They don't have the first moon landing videos or any
of that mission because somebody somehow taped doors, so they
I guess can't come out put these videos again. Even
though people say the metadata for it looks like it's
a sound stage in Burbank.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Is this a really story or fake Onein know I'm
going fake.

Speaker 7 (49:56):
I'm gonna believe in the Artemis mission even I was skeptical.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
I want to believe. So this is fake, produce a
free is real or faked? NASA just got get caught
lying about the Moon mission.

Speaker 8 (50:08):
I want to say it was that's fake as well,
only because I liked all the speeches that were given.

Speaker 6 (50:15):
There was so much inspiration that came out of that weekend.
I don't want to have it be ruing.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
It is.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
Depends how you look at it. I think it might.
I think it might be a real new story. Technically
they're saying it's fake, all right. I still hoping it
was believed by twelve million people who did share the
video on this though you believe it right now, believe
I still believe it. I believe that there was labeled
fake as a conspiracy by NASA.

Speaker 6 (50:40):
It was anyway, it was a conspiracy on top of it.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Concil that's both real and fake.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day brought to you by
Muckleshoot being going Auburn your home from a Shino. It's
time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 7 (50:53):
Have you ever supported an X done something for them
after a breakup because you know they're trying to be
a good person and you love them once.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Well, well that's backfiring right now.

Speaker 7 (51:01):
For Chloe Kardashian, what's coming out about the relationship that
she had with Lamar after the fact that this whole
what is it a documentary? Yeah, his documentary that just
came out actually breaks my heart for her. I'll tell
you what it is in just a second. It's in
more ways than one like this is so in this
one little detail is very upsetting. So it I'll make

(51:25):
you think twice before you help out next, that's for sure.
But first, I don't mean this whole like turnding to
be a downer. But there is a special place down
there for people that use Santa in a con. Oh yeah,
so the annual Santa Con that happens in New York.
You know how we always see images and there's always
funny stories that come out of all these drunk people

(51:47):
running around New York City. Dressed up like Santa Claus.
Like people actually come from all over the country to
run around and dress like Santa and it all supposed
to go to a charity. While it turns out the
event organizer was just arrested because of fraud. He'd been
pocketing all of the money that was supposedly raised for
the charity through the sand Con events from twenty nineteen

(52:08):
to twenty twenty four.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
He pocketed almost three million dollars.

Speaker 8 (52:12):
Like I was thinking, maybe it was like a chapter
or something, but it's the guy that was running the
whole thing.

Speaker 7 (52:16):
Yes, because this money was supposed to be divided among
neighborhood charities and used in different places.

Speaker 5 (52:21):
Locally's see, That's why I mean I shouldn't but I'm
always like very hesitant of things when they say they're
giving money to charity, because I'm like, are you actually
giving it to charity or just using charity and make money?

Speaker 7 (52:35):
Yeah, So that sucks though, Like you shouldn't have to
like question that, and why are you praying on you know,
I don't know the possibility of helping people that genuinely
need it.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (52:45):
There's a special place in that fiery place for people
like this.

Speaker 6 (52:49):
Yeah, for sure. People do it with gofundmes and everything
that's in sane.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
By the way, my Leprechaun run next year should go great.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Sign up would like, don't tease me.

Speaker 7 (53:03):
That would be so fun. That fine, we'll have the
actual charity come out. You can legitimize it. This is
kind of cool. Italy is the very first country to
allow paid leave if your pet gets sick.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Hey, that's cool.

Speaker 7 (53:18):
I think that is cool. I remember when my dog died.
This is again I didn't mean but it's very upsetting
when you lose a pet. It's like a part of
your family, your baby. And I had called out sick
from work. I was like, I can't come in, I
have to stay home and whatever, and they're like, well
what happened?

Speaker 4 (53:35):
It was like my dog? It was your dog? Who cares?

Speaker 6 (53:37):
Yeah, it's my dog.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
It is tough too, because if a dog's sick or
something like that, it is like a kid, what are
you going to Sometimes they're really sick and you can't
really leave them.

Speaker 6 (53:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (53:48):
Yeah, So I think I like this because I mean
taking into consideration that they are part of your family.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
So go Italy.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
Yeah, I was in Italy. My pets will be getting
sick all the time.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Yeah, oh no, he took again. Yeah, this guy man,
stop buying chocolate.

Speaker 12 (54:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (54:14):
And lastly, if you've ever supported an X and you
ended up getting bit in the butt for it, then
you will relate to Chloe. And I'm sorry first of all,
but this is just such a bummer. So lamar Odom
and Chloe Kardashian were married for a while and so
he almost died. There was all these things that happened,
and he just had this documentary come out about his
life because it's interesting and sad.

Speaker 6 (54:33):
I watched it.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
Yeah, I watched it too, So Chloe was a part
of it.

Speaker 7 (54:36):
I did not watch it, but Chloe was a part
of it right to help him out and tell her
side of the.

Speaker 8 (54:40):
Story, and kept quiet while she was doining all his
stuff quiet. She was very secretive about a lot of stuff.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
So she really loved him.

Speaker 6 (54:48):
She was trying to help him out.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
She had his back. Yeah, even if she didn't love him.
After a certain point when he was about when he
was like literally in the hospital dying, she was the
one that rave's basically saved his life. She didn't have
to either. You know, so I think Chloe might just
be like a nice person. Sounds really nice.

Speaker 6 (55:05):
She was protecting them and being gangster about it.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Yeah, I think she is a nice person.

Speaker 7 (55:10):
That's why I'm always so bummed to hear about all
of her troubles in love, because you know, she's cheated
on and all this stuff, even with her baby daddy.
But the Lamar stuff is that his friends have come
forward and said that Lamar just said that he married
her in the first place to elevate his status.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Yeah, pretty much said, yeah he did kind of.

Speaker 8 (55:27):
He was talking about it in the documentary, like, you know,
it was such a huge opportunity for his life.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
To basically knew that he would become a celebrity like
like other than just a sports celebrity if he married
or And he said that in the documentary.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
I mean, which sucks.

Speaker 7 (55:39):
But now Chloe was talking about it on her podcast too,
about how dumb she feels. She's like, I didn't take
any money for helping him out that documentary. I did
that literally to help him, And now I'm hearing that
I was used from the very beginning, like, ugh, you.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
Don't look stupid girl, Like no, he looks like a saint. Actually,
it looks like somebody who continues to use somebody.

Speaker 6 (55:57):
Yeah, he looks.

Speaker 8 (55:58):
Terrible, and it can continues to be the downfall for him,
and until he starts like appreciating good people around.

Speaker 6 (56:04):
Him, it's going to continue to be this way.

Speaker 7 (56:06):
Yeah, so really it kind of backfired and put Chloe
in a really shiny light for sure. So anyway, does
it make you want to think twice before your ex
is like, hey, babe, can you help me?

Speaker 6 (56:15):
Right?

Speaker 8 (56:16):
I don't know if I've ever really had that though,
to be honest with dude, I have no.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
I recently had an X from like a long time
ago hit me up on my email asking me if
I could pay VET bills for a dog.

Speaker 6 (56:28):
Shit, that's insane.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
It was a dog that we had together, you know. Yeah,
but I spoken to her and how many years and
I get an email like you said when we broke
up that you'd always help, like yeah, but people just say.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
That, yeah, yeah, did you help.

Speaker 6 (56:44):
No.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
I didn't even respond to the email.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (56:47):
I don't know that I have any relationships, Like, none
of them are bad to where they couldn't But I've
just never had one where somebody felt they would come
to me.

Speaker 6 (56:56):
Yes on the radio.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Watch you back, and that's what's trending.

Speaker 14 (57:04):
Jewbles Dirty little secret.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 12 (57:10):
Yeah, so I found out that my mom was cheating
on my dad with the pool boy, and I actually
caught them together.

Speaker 7 (57:20):
Oh wow, good for your mom for having a pool boy,
not for the cheating part.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
But they have a pool boy. That's a nice house. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (57:28):
And then I also have another one. So I actually
caught my mom. I caught my dad cheating on my
mom with his secretary. So basically I since I caught
both of them, I was able to get a new
car from my mom, cares trip out of it from
my dad.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
So I kind of nice work it.

Speaker 6 (57:49):
Yeah, I wish my parents were cheating.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
Congratulation for real.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
Yeah, dang, well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Thank you Bye.

Speaker 5 (58:01):
What's your dirty little secret.

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