Full Jubal Show from Thursday Febuary 5th, 2026

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is no.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Again, your heart is true, your repel and down ready,
and everyone pull just a little you.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
The biggest skiff would be from me, and the car
detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has their
wacky cast of characters, and the Jewel Show is no different.
Why it's the Jewel Show with your drunken Nina Hi.
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez and the

(00:41):
newest member of the show, the Hipti vorcee, who loves
the dating apps almost as much as he loves his
college aged daughter, Producer free Hey.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Then there's me.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I'm Jewel and this is the Jewel Show and this
is the time and week where we check in and
see what's going on in our lives. Sonina, what's up
with you this week?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'll dip better run. Yeah, it hates the see me
coming And I'm talking about dip. You can like have
cheese dip, hummus dip. I was like, girl, what smitage
an art.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Advant It's a big weekend for dip.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Seven layered dip yogurt has a dip and put different
seasoning in it. I don't know what happened. I transitioned
literally from soup all the way right into dip. And
I didn't realize that I've got this obsessive thing about
certain foods that make me feel good, Like soup was
making me really happy for a while, really obsessed with soup.
Now I've just found that dip just doesn't. And I
like to dip everything in dip, from a hips to crackers,

(01:36):
to vegetables to grapes. I mean, I've been trying some
weird stuff at home right now. So if you're wondering
what's happening and you.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Have tonoon, all right, So.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
But I've been dipping like crazy, and I went to
Trader Joe's and I bought like five new dips. Have
you ever tried out of low te whatever dip? No
corn one a thing and all these dips. I'm dipping
all kinds of things and dips. Sometimes I'm just taking
a spoon and I'm eating the I am deep.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Have you got a try to tell me Victoria was
up with you this week?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
So what exactly can you like? Your landlord can kick
you out of your.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Apartment right definitely, So technically I'm not sure there are
some squatters laws that you could probably imagine. I don't
know how they were.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
You stay there for like an extra year or.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Something like that.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, cool, I should find then.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I've been very broke in my life. And here's the rule. Okay,
you'll get notices on your door. Once the notice changes colored,
that's when you pay. And do you just think give
you the colored paper? That means it's about time for
them to get serious.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
Wait, that doesn't mean like, hey, we're trying to have
a right.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Out of.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
You.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yes, I would take it trying.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
To so you take a throw it away. But as
soon as you see it turning color. That's with all
bills pretty much. As soon as it turns the color,
you gotta pay it.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
That's like emergency. Yeah, read this.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Wink, produce a freezing stuff with you this week.

Speaker 7 (03:00):
I just want to give a shout out to my
daughter who got accepted two different colleges.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
That year was applying to.

Speaker 7 (03:07):
Yeah, she's really worked hard for the last like three years,
like working and going to school and juggling a lot.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
And I just want to say, Madison, I love you.

Speaker 7 (03:17):
And she got accepted to San Francisco State University and
Sacramento State University.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Yeah, they're the only two that she applied to, so
she she went to for two.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Hey that's good. I have a question. How much of
that do you take as your responsibility? Like do you
know what I mean? Like, did you do that?

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Do I get correct?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah? Like as a parent, your kid gets into school
and you're like, that's right, I did that.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I would do it the other way.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Like if somebody if they got a degree from wherever, Yeah,
Sacramento State, and after they got that degree, someone asked
me to be like, yeah, I have an agree from Sacramore,
they wouldn't have been all wrong.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:57):
No, for me, I just look at it like, you know,
I'm I'm proud of her and I'm sorry, and obviously
I root for her in all way shapes. But that
was something that like she she navigated and she so
girl shouts out to you, Madison, I love you.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Congratulations, little freeze a little.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Cube.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, yeah, what's going on with you? Well, I'm pretty
sure if my neighbors didn't already think I was insane,
they really do now they do. There are many instances
where my neighbors have looked at me weird. So I
decided on a whim to install a wood floor in
my bedroom, which I think I can do things in

(04:39):
a day. Yes, I think I can do everything in
a day. It's called over confidence and it doesn't get
you in trouble sometimes. But I took on a project
that was way bigger than I expected, and so it's
taken me a very long time to do it. And
because of my add and stuff. If I'm doing something,
I have to fully concentrate on it. So it's like
for a week, I didn't do anything but this wood floor.

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I go to work, I get home, and then I
would work on the wood floor till probably like eight
or night at night, then go to bed. I didn't
even get past pre algebra, so measuring and it is
very hard for me.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Doing things like that is a mess if a white man.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yeah, when I'm doing a project and I need to
stay present for it, sometimes I will talk to myself, Oh.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
What is self saying?

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Well, I was in the back trying to cut a
piece of wood. But in my mind, because I knew
I hadn't done anything for like a week other than
work on this wood floor, I was feeling the pressure
of needing to make a post or social media. So
I'm trying to do a forty five degree angle cut
when I don't have the right tools for it right,
And so the whole time I'm sitting here thinking, I'm
stressing about that I have to do a post for

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social media. And so when moments like that, I will
talk to myself to get myself back in the zone.
But He's saying, well, in this moment, I was frustrated
with myself so very loudly while I was trying.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
To cut the root.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
But I threw the saw down and I was like, Oh,
you need to do a social media post.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Huh. You were just on TikTok Live for an hour.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Maybe you shut up and do a forty five degree
angled cut since that's the thing you're doing right now.
You can't make a post and do this cut at
the same time. Get in the present. Do you need
to go meditate?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Do you need to huh?

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Or are you gonna make this cut right now? What
are we gonna do?

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Or anybody else?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
And then I said get your head in the game
real loud, and then and then I said Viva Revel Lucy,
and I picked up the saw and that's when I
hear the window to my neighbor's place slide shut, and
I look on it and I see him walking away,
and I was like, man, say.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
It's another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eakins calling from restaurant. I
was looking for Lily. Yes, this is me speaking Hey Lily,
just calling about your big Valentine's Day reservation. I know
you've been on the phone with us quite a bit
because you're planning on popping the question to your boyfriend.
Yes on Valentine's Day. That's sweet. Yeah, that is sweet.

(07:18):
That's that's got to be a big day for you.

Speaker 8 (07:21):
Yeah, it is. Thank you guys so much for being
so helpful and giving us the private room. Yeah, you
guys have been great.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Well, we love love, and so we go out of
our way for our customers who want to express their
love for their significant other. And that's why I'm calling
you today because unfortunately we are going to have to
cancel that reservation.

Speaker 8 (07:43):
Okay, wait, you just said you love love and now
you're canceling my reservation.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yes, but you know we wouldn't do it on a
normal day, but it's Valentine's Day. And we got a call.
Oh boy, we got a call.

Speaker 9 (07:58):
So this is do you mean he's got a call?

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Well this is not public knowledge just yet.

Speaker 8 (08:05):
But I made these reservations six months ago.

Speaker 10 (08:09):
What do you mean You've just got a call?

Speaker 3 (08:11):
I know, but it wasn't just a normal call. We
got a call from Taylor Swift's people and they want
to have dinner and our establishment on Valentine's Day and
they asked that we clear the restaurant out and it's
only them, so we're canceling all reservations for the evening.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
But are you to me what I know?

Speaker 11 (08:31):
It's so pretty cools more famous.

Speaker 8 (08:33):
I made these reservations six months ago, and I had
so much money on this. I've spent so much being
prepared for this day. Yeah, and you're telling you because
someone else is famous, they get to take presidents over
something that I've been planning.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Right, Well, it's not just because they're famous. It's Taylor
Swift and Travis Kelsey who are going to be who
are going to be eating in a restaurant.

Speaker 8 (08:54):
I'm paying good money. I'm paying really good money for
this too. Like just because I'm not a billionaire, Like
I don't understand why you have to cancel my reservation.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
It has nothing to do with money. It's just that,
I mean, it's you know, it's Travis Kelcey. So what
does it have to do with It's Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelsey. I figured you'd be excited to know the
news before anybody else.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
Why would I be excited about this? You call me
to cancel my reservation when I have made these plans
for six months. I'm going to propose to my boyfriend. Yeah,
and so now I've been in communication with the restaurant
and now you're calling me and telling me Travis Kelsey

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and uh named Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Oh yeah, Taylor Swift.

Speaker 8 (09:40):
Is buying out the place.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Okay, all right, well I can see the drupset, But
I also want to let you know that Taylor Swift
and Travis kelce herself have decided to give anybody that
we have to cancel reservations for on such a big
day a free signed jersey from Travis Kelcey.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
Okay, so you're offering me a signed jersey from someone
I don't even care about because you cancel my romantic
Valentine's Day plan like I do me a favor and
take this sign Jersey, gip it in, honey, shove it
up your and go in the woods and have a
bear eat.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Your Literally, this is actually Jubil from the Jewbil Show
doing a phone break on you and your sister set
you up.

Speaker 10 (10:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
It's a joke.

Speaker 10 (10:35):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
She said that you're planning on asking your boyfriend to
marry you, and you've been planning it for like six months,
and she wanted to freak you out.

Speaker 8 (10:43):
You guys are so nuts.

Speaker 10 (10:45):
Oh my god, are you freaking kidding?

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Well, that is the most creative way.

Speaker 8 (10:49):
Of I cannot, I cannot, I cannot, So my reservation
still stands.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yes, Oh my god.

Speaker 12 (11:02):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Brought to you by a muckleshut Bingo in Auburn your
home from Machineo. It's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Well, if you're looking to make a little extra cash
during the big game this weekend, there are three prop
bets that are trending big time that may actually pretty
much just be a sure thing. So I'll tell you
how you can do that and what they are in
a second, but first, thanks to science, here we are
again taking polls of adults and asking a very important question,
how many true loves have you had in your life?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Oh? Wow?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
But also the reason why this is interesting. No, no, no, Victoria,
you can still be a part of this conversation because
the four loves that you've had in your life thus
far don't actually have to be people. So on the list,
it's including a football team as a true love, your
home a true love, a vacation destination, a sibling, your

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best friend could be a true love. So they've opened
calling your sibling your true love.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
I'm sorry, sounds that's it.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
It looks like you feel really close to your somebling
I mean yeah, But I mean they're also saying like
a home a cat. I mean that's also kind of
the definition of what this true love is. Doesn't feel traditional?
What is the definition of true love?

Speaker 5 (12:17):
That sounds like a great question.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Great questions I'm gonna ask chat GPT right now, because yeah,
it probably knows how to love better than a human
does at this point.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Yeah, dating history definitely knows how to love better than
I do.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
I kind of love that this is happening. Not to
put such a like deep spin on it, but I
think there's so much pressure on having these like romantic loves.
Like you can experience love on any level if there's
something that really lights you up that much, you know,
platonic like your best friends. Right, that's on the list.
A vacation destination. What a chat say, jubil It says
chat GPT says.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
True love is a deep, steady commitment to another person's
well being, choosing them consistently even when it's inconvenient, on
glamorous or hard.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
My daughter is.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Okay, yeah, that makes sense. A child, the child could
be one.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Well.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Then, according to Chat's definition, do you think that a
cat fits on them?

Speaker 3 (13:13):
So you love your cat with deep steady commitment, Victoria,
You choose them consistently even when it's inconvenient, on glamorous
or too hard.

Speaker 6 (13:22):
See that's a tough question. Because she was biting my
toes last night and I was to kick her off.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
That's also enjoy it about Victoria.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
You say you now, but one day you will let
a true love bite your toes and like it.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Cat better than the one you You.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Could be a dog. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Too.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
This is about Victoria, not me. So Amazon just made
an announcement They've decided to make ai Alexa available to
all US users, So the Alexa Plus that they've been
If you have an Alexa, then maybe she's popped up
and been like, hey, would you like to hear my
new voice and you know, upgrade to Alexa you know
plus what? But it will cost you only if you're

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not a current Alexi user. So if you are currently
an Alexi user, you can have the Plus version for free,
but if not, you got to pay twenty dollars a month.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Dude, ive up on Alexa because it stopped working.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
What do you mean I tell it to do something
and it does the wrong thing.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Oh I know, yeah, I gave it. I just got
serious for I got tired of arguing with it.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Yeah I would.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
I would spend so much time being like, no, Alexa,
do this, and then would do something weird opposite, and
then I'd be.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Like stop, stop, no Alexa.

Speaker 7 (14:48):
I love to have video footage of Jubi arguing with Alexa.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
I could picture artist himself just go to.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
With myself plenty of an animate object.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
That's why maybe it was the window the other day.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Here he gets it on occasion.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Sometimes whatever you call the little robot macke Oh geez,
somebody's always screaming.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
He said, though it's not what you mean. What you said, you.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Didn't mean that. Okay. Lastly, the prop bet that you
can make some money off I don't even want to
think about you like that. Sorry about the.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Go ahead and call the cops. They've been here a
few times. But I just won't knock off the racket.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Okay, okay, the prop bets but you can make money
off of that are trending right now. Is the question
will the Patriots receiver Stefon Diggs proposed to Cardi b
after the game. It's only nine percent, so it's a
pretty good chance not to.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Lay that way.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
It's gonna be really awkward he does that when but
these two, if you bet on bad Bunny, you probably
would get some cash. Will Bad Bunny expose the nipple
during the halftime showly? And then what song will Bad
Bunny start with during the halftime show? And the odds
are on t t me pigmanto. I like whisper because
I don't want to say it like with a bad accent. Well, okay,

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that's what's trending.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Derek is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and he's been with his wife Maya for three years,
but now he thinks she might be cheating. So we'll
see if we can help him out. Derek, sorry you
have to come on the show this way, but what's up?
Why do you think Maya might be messing around?

Speaker 13 (16:45):
Listen, I'm just really haunted by something I heard of
the Dead and Night a few days ago. Oy really, So,
first off, I mean, our relationship is wonderful. We've been
together coming up on three years and things have been
going really good. But lately she's been acting really weird.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Okay, she's up.

Speaker 13 (17:06):
To something, but I can't figure it out, and I'm like,
what's going on?

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Like I can't put my finger.

Speaker 13 (17:11):
On it, and then and then this happens.

Speaker 10 (17:14):
Okay, so this is crazy about her.

Speaker 13 (17:19):
She she's like talks in her sleep sometimes, which is
normally it's like gibberish, and I'm like whatever, she goes
about to sleep. But the other night, well, it was
weird because she was making certain sounds you know, kind
you make when you're But okay, I was.

Speaker 9 (17:34):
Like, whoa, she's having like a nice little dream. Yeah,
And she says.

Speaker 13 (17:40):
This name three times Julian.

Speaker 9 (17:43):
And I'm like, wait a minute, I might be hearing things, but.

Speaker 14 (17:46):
Three times Julian and I'm just hearing.

Speaker 13 (17:50):
This name over and over and over, and I'm like,
what is going on?

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Do you know Julian?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
No?

Speaker 9 (17:56):
I don't.

Speaker 13 (17:57):
But the other day I saw a text on her
phone and it's from Julian.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
So so you can't say it's like a character or
something like yeah, yeah, did you read the text.

Speaker 10 (18:10):
No, I didn't read it.

Speaker 13 (18:11):
I just saw the name Julian. So I'm like, my.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Heart, Wow, okay, understandable.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Have you checked in with her and asked her anything
about like why she's been acting different or like, babe,
I heard you last night, like does she seem like
she's hiding something? I don't know?

Speaker 4 (18:26):
No.

Speaker 13 (18:27):
I definitely said, you know, you were sleep talking again
last night and she was like, oh, you know, and
I was like, and I'm just like, what is going on?

Speaker 3 (18:36):
I see that's a big difference between men and women
in relationships. Like if that happens to a guy, that'll
just be like whatever she's dreaming, I'm not going to
say anything. A woman has a dream where you cheat
on her and she wakes up angry. Yeah, yeah, you
know what you did in my dream.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
I was like, I'm so mad at you.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Right now, she's been acting different, yes, dang.

Speaker 13 (18:59):
Like she she's quiet and often her own little world,
and I'm just like trying to connect with her. And
then in the last few weeks she's been gone on
the evenings. Now she says she's out with friends, but
I don't know. Seeing this text from Julian, Yeah, and
I checked our credit card statement and there's also a

(19:21):
couple of charges for a lingerie from some store I've
never even heard of, So.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Like, wow, have you seen any lingerie lately with your wife? No?

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Right in the middle of to catch a teeter and
if you just joined us, Derek is on the phone
and he thinks that his wife of three years named
Maya might be messing around. So we're about to call
her and pretend to be from the grocery store where
she's a rewards card member and say that she's this
month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department,
and we'll see if she sends those to her husband, Derek,

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or to somebody else. But before we do that, Derek,
why don't you catch us up on your situation again.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
So.

Speaker 13 (20:00):
I have a beautiful relationship with my wife. We've been married,
coming up on three years. Excited, but then the past
couple of weeks have been just like weirdness going on.
She wakes up talking in her sleep, which is normal,
but she's said the name Julian like three times, and
she was moaning, and I was like, oh my god,

(20:22):
what is going on? And then I check her phone
and I text from Julian and she's going out with
her girls. And then this lingerie charge, so I'm lost.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Okay, all right, well are you ready for us to
call her and see if we can catch her shoes heating?

Speaker 14 (20:37):
Please?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 10 (20:50):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Hey, this is Corbett calling from grocers. I was looking
for our rewards card member named Maya. This this is
her him, Maya?

Speaker 5 (21:00):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Please? Don't hang up.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
with the big congratulations. You're this month's winner. Thank you
so much for shopping with us and make such a
loyal customers.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Congrats.

Speaker 10 (21:10):
Oh wow, so I win something?

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yes, maybe you don't know, but every single month we
choose one Rewards Card member who gets a free gift
from us, and this month it's flowers delivered from our
floor department to anybody that you want, absolutely free. You've
won thirty six long stem red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want. It's as three hundred and sixteen
dollars value. So congratulations. Oh perfect, and there there's no

(21:36):
purchase necessary. I will not ask you for any kind
of credit card information. It's very simple too to redeem
the prize. We can do it over the phone. If
you know what you want to send it to right now,
I can take the information down in just a few minutes.
I can also set up a time to call you back,
or you're always welcome to come down to the store
and send the customer service line and you'll get confirmations
before we're done here.

Speaker 10 (21:56):
No, I actually think I know the perfect person.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
You can just stoo it over the phone.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Great, okay, perfect, I'm well. The first thing that I
would need from you would be the first and last
name of the person you'd like to send them to,
and then we'll get if you want to put anything
on a card to this person, and then the address
and that's it.

Speaker 10 (22:15):
Let's send them to Julian.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Julian. Got it? Okay, And do you want to put
anything on a card to Julian?

Speaker 15 (22:26):
Yeah, just put it. I'm so grateful for your steady.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Hands, steady hands, got it? And maya. At this point,
I'll let you know this is not a grocery store.
This is actually a radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Hi, I'm Nina.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Yeah, I'm Victoria and my name is Jewbel. And we
do a segment on the show that's called to Catch
a Cheater where if you think your significant other might
be messing around you see you they send flowers to
and your husband, Derek is on the phone.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
M h.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
What who the fuck is Julian?

Speaker 13 (23:03):
And what is going on?

Speaker 10 (23:06):
Derek?

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Are you on the radio?

Speaker 10 (23:10):
Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Right now?

Speaker 9 (23:13):
Go back to your card?

Speaker 10 (23:14):
Man?

Speaker 3 (23:15):
What the heck is going on?

Speaker 9 (23:16):
Like?

Speaker 10 (23:17):
What are you doing to our relationship? Darik? What are
you talking about?

Speaker 13 (23:23):
What am I talking about?

Speaker 9 (23:25):
Okay?

Speaker 14 (23:26):
First of all, you're moaning in your sleep, moaning the
name Julian. Julian Julian, I get a text from him
on your phone. I saw that, Yes, I saw it,
and then this the roses to him, and you're so
grateful for your steady hands, Maya, How could you, Derek,

(23:46):
You're an idiot.

Speaker 16 (23:48):
First of all, Julian is gay, so he's definitely not
interested in me, and now my anniversary surprise is ruined
because of you in this stupid phone call.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Anniversary surprise?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
What kind of surprise?

Speaker 9 (24:03):
What do you what a surprise? What?

Speaker 10 (24:08):
What's going on?

Speaker 15 (24:09):
Remember how you always said you wanted a portrait of me? Well,
Julian is a world known oil painter, and for our
third anniversary, the Leather Anniversary, he's been painting a leather
boudoir of me and some leather lingerie for our third anniversary.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Oh uncomfortable, I see what leather lingerie painting?

Speaker 14 (24:35):
Oh what are you talking about in your Julian?

Speaker 15 (24:41):
Yeah, I mean, like I said, he's completely day so
he's definitely not interest in me.

Speaker 17 (24:46):
I mean I did have like a you know, one
of those weird dreams about him, but probably that's because
I've been in his studio so much, in lingerie for
you for our anniversary, So surprise, I guess, Oh.

Speaker 10 (25:05):
My god, may I thought you were cheating on me
with Julian.

Speaker 17 (25:09):
No, no, I'm not cheating on you.

Speaker 15 (25:11):
Why wouldn't you just come talk to me about this?

Speaker 16 (25:14):
You really feel like you have to get on the
radio to solve our problems?

Speaker 13 (25:18):
Well, yeah, what was I supposed to think? Look at
everything that's.

Speaker 10 (25:21):
Going on, You're supposed to trust.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Me, Derek.

Speaker 10 (25:25):
I mean, seriously, we've been married for three years, you
know me.

Speaker 13 (25:30):
All of this happening was just too crazy.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
I mean, like you have to admit that is kind
of hard to hear some your partner screaming out somebody
else's name in the middle of the night while moaning
I don't know, that's kind of disrupt like this.

Speaker 17 (25:46):
I mean, I guess I could understand where it would
be a bit confusing.

Speaker 15 (25:50):
But now now that you know, if you want, you
can come to the studio with me.

Speaker 10 (25:54):
We're about to finish up the painting. You can come
and hang out meet Julian.

Speaker 15 (25:59):
It it looks all cool.

Speaker 13 (26:02):
Well you know what that would that would actually be
great And on a on a icing on the cake,
can we bring some of that leather home?

Speaker 17 (26:13):
Well that was the plan, but not that you've accused
me of cheating on the radio.

Speaker 10 (26:19):
I just have to look at the picture.

Speaker 12 (26:23):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater?

Speaker 18 (26:27):
Am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead? No?

Speaker 10 (26:32):
Not even I didn't say that.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
It was like, why am I even listening to?

Speaker 10 (26:35):
To begin with your virgin who can't try?

Speaker 3 (26:39):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Cardi B tickets. And let's meet today's
contestant for you versus Victoria.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Hello? Who's this?

Speaker 9 (26:54):
Hello? Hi?

Speaker 3 (26:55):
This is Sarah Sarah?

Speaker 2 (26:57):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Are you ready to take on Victoria?

Speaker 6 (27:00):
Same Sarah from yesterday?

Speaker 1 (27:03):
No?

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Oh, that's been so funny. She's like, I'm back again
to beat you. I think he won yesterday.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
I did that he was Katie yesterday or something?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Say okay, oh wait, no, yesterday was Katie? I think before? Yeah,
because I said your name is Katie dang. I apologize, Sarah,
But how's you been toname?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Oh I'm pretty good?

Speaker 5 (27:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Do you think you're gonna do well?

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Nice? Okay? How old your son is?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Thirteen? That's like I made for these questions.

Speaker 10 (27:40):
She's so excity right now?

Speaker 2 (27:45):
What's your son's name?

Speaker 8 (27:48):
His name is Ben?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Okay Ben?

Speaker 3 (27:50):
All right?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Was when they have a kid in the car too?

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Here we go. We're gonna send Victoria out of the
studio and Sarah, the game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds. Censor as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,
here we go, Sarah, your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
What food is most commonly eaten on Super Bowl Sunday
in the US?

Speaker 5 (28:17):
Chips and dips?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
What social media platform is famous for? Short dance videos?

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Tick?

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Chalk?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
What does the CPU and a computer stand for?

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (28:31):
Computer processing unit?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
What is the tallest mammal in the world?

Speaker 8 (28:37):
Uh? Giraffe?

Speaker 2 (28:39):
What color do you get when you mix blue and yellow? Three?
All right?

Speaker 5 (28:45):
Got that in.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's
putting on her headphones and getting settled, Sarah, have you
ever streamed the Jubil Show before?

Speaker 17 (28:56):
I have not?

Speaker 9 (28:58):
Now it?

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Well, Sarah, thank you for asking if you have the
iHeartRadio app. Like you said, all you have to do
is make the station your favorite, put it in your
presets and we'll just be right there for you. Or
you just type in the name of the show and
it'll come up and you can stream it right there. Yeah,
she didn't know she was doing it, then, Ben, you've
streamed it.

Speaker 10 (29:23):
Yeah, I did?

Speaker 11 (29:24):
I have the favorite?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Us have you been? I feel I want to give
him a hug.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Isn't it are so smart?

Speaker 2 (29:32):
He's actually beat Victoria before too. Yeah. I mean he's
at the right age, you know, I mean, honestly, Sarah
answered these questions like why are you giving me such
easy ones?

Speaker 3 (29:45):
All right, here we go, Victoria thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just stay pass and you have to beat Sarah outright
to win, and Sarah, you can tell Victoria wind to go,
all right go.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
What food is most commonly eaten on Super Bowl Sunday
in the US. What social media platform is famous for
short dance videos tik talk? What does the CPU and
a computer stand for? Central Prizes It? What is the
tallest man in the world elbot?

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Wait, wait, holy amouth. What color do you get when
you mix blue and yellow green? What movie features the
quote I'll be back Terminator under false the super Bowl
is always played in the same stadium. False, I want
another one day. I'm all right, Let's see how you
guys did.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Was a good game for you, Victoria, But let's see.
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard. Our producer freeze.

Speaker 7 (30:49):
Sorry, you tried valiantly with three, but Victorious slaughtered you
with six.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
WHOA, that's a high score.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Sorry, Sarah, you're so sweet.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
You did not beat Victoria, but you did get CARDI
B tickets just for playing. You have to call back
and see if your son can beat Victoria. Now, okay,
it's a family, all right, Let's get the answers now
with Nina.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Chicken wings are the most commonly eating food on Super
Bowl Sunday. TikTok is famous for short dance videos. Central
processing unit is the CPU in a computer giraffe. Giraffe
not a wooly mammoth, but is the tallest mammal in
the world. Green is what you get when you mix
blue and yellow. The Terminator is the movie with the

(31:46):
I'll be back and it's the Super Bowl is not
always played in the same.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Sacon never shot on Victoria's face that she got that right.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
I don't know why.

Speaker 6 (31:54):
I feel like it's because, like y'all get some random
YouTube videos like every now and then up here.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
We talk about it because we've been talking a lot
about AI and robots and there's a chance are three
robots and Determinator Yeah, whoa.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
The whole thing is about a machine that comes to
protect the kid, is like a revolutionary against the machines.
When the machines rise up there because they're trying to
kill him. From the future, there's a machine also coming
back to try to get the kid to help him
no oh, to get rid of them.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
So we knew all along that robots and AI we're
going to do this to us, and yet we continue
with our planning exactly.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Okay, absolutely, Hey, thank you for playing. Have a great day, Sarah.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, we play you verse Victoria this same time every
single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play, all
you have to do is just dm us at the
Jewbil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com and
you too can see if you can beat Victoria.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
You probably can't, though, because I'm pretty on fire right now.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
I don't know if anyone has taken me rethink the
questions a little bit. Well, it made him easier, but
now I think they're too easy. Now I gotta find
a sweet spot.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
I noticed she went a little soft lafe, like two
or three days she.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Didn't go why No.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
The other day she had one that was what color
is the yellow brick row?

Speaker 10 (33:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:10):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
He's trying to help her out.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
I'm just saying they've gotten a little easier the Instagram.
Are you serious?

Speaker 5 (33:19):
I mean they still got that one wrong.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Yes, for tomorrow, I got you.

Speaker 12 (33:24):
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Speaker 3 (33:31):
Hannah is on the phone today for a first day
follow up. She's getting ghosted by a dude named Luke.
So in a few minutes we're gonna call him and
see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her. But first, Hannah,
how long has it vincis you heard from Luke?

Speaker 11 (33:41):
It's been about a week. I texted him a couple
of times, but.

Speaker 10 (33:46):
Not saying just radio silence.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Really, so, did you feel like you were going to
hear from him?

Speaker 9 (33:52):
Was the day.

Speaker 11 (33:54):
No, No, it's so weird because he was texting me
right after the date like that was fun, we should
do it again, and now poof absolutely nothing.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Why don't you tell us about the day?

Speaker 11 (34:04):
Oh okay, So here's the deal. But we went on
for sushi, which I love. I thought it was a
super solid start. He even let me pick out the restaurant,
which was cool. I didn't think that a guy who
doesn't like grawfish would suggest sushi, but cool.

Speaker 10 (34:21):
We ended up ordering way too much food.

Speaker 18 (34:24):
But it was It was kind of a mess that
we were both just like cracking jokes about it, especially
when he nearly flung a piece of sashimi across the
table drying to use the classics.

Speaker 10 (34:36):
Yeah, it was cute. So afterwards we went for a
walk which was really sweet with kill low key, and
it just felt like we were on the same wavelengths, you.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Know, yeah, slinging sushi and you know, sweet conversation.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
So why do you think, oh man?

Speaker 11 (34:56):
Honestly, I I don't know, because I thought it.

Speaker 10 (34:58):
Would really really great. There was just like something about him.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
He was so funny.

Speaker 10 (35:03):
But maybe I messed up when I paid for dinner
behind his back.

Speaker 11 (35:10):
The bill was just like way more than we expected,
and I had ordered a really fancy stack and wag
you advertiser. I thought he was thinking about it, and
I felt bad.

Speaker 10 (35:20):
So when he got up to use the bathroom, I
just went ahead and paid for the whole thing. So
when he came back, I told him it wasn't a
big deal.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
I'd marry you like a reason to go through it,
all right, I mean, I.

Speaker 10 (35:37):
Can a florid it. And but he seemed like kind
of irritated.

Speaker 11 (35:41):
He kept saying, you know, I could have paid for that,
and I tried to.

Speaker 10 (35:45):
Explain that it didn't mean anything.

Speaker 11 (35:47):
I just felt guilty for ordering the expensive stuff, like unconsciously.
But maybe he thought that I was implying that he
couldn't afford it or something.

Speaker 10 (35:56):
But I didn't really mean it like that. I was
just trying to do something nice. But now I'm wondering
if it like came off totally wrong.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Well did he say thank you? Did like aside from
the fact that he's like I could pay for it too,
Was he appreciative of it?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
No?

Speaker 11 (36:10):
He did it just like it just like shift a divide,
like a little bit, but like not.

Speaker 10 (36:15):
Enough to But we still were planning on hang out again.
We both had talked about how it was fun, so
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Maybe it's one of those weird old school type of things,
you know, where he feels like a guy's got to
pay or something, or.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Maybe he didn't even have the option because you did
it behind his back too for whatever reason. Again, like
ju Will said, I would marry you.

Speaker 11 (36:38):
Right, I mean, a girl who can take care of
herself's what's.

Speaker 10 (36:41):
There not to like?

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Right? You needed to date a new school dude to
use you for everything you're word. Hannah is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by Luke, So we're about
to call him and see if he'll tell us why
he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date. But first, Hannah,
why don't you refresh our memory on your date?

Speaker 10 (36:59):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (37:00):
We went out for this super fun sushi day, but
I ended up paying at the end because I thought
I'd order two extensive things. So I'm I'm worried if
that's why he disappeared.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Okay, I mean, I don't know. I could see some
guy being like, I don't want to go out with
you again because wouldn't let me pay. I could actually
see that happening.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Because he's probably like if he's thinking like okay, well
what do I have to bring to the table, or
like somehow feeling bad about it.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
I don't know. We'll see you. Ready for us to
call him?

Speaker 10 (37:27):
Oh, here we go, okay.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Here we go. Hello him man as speaking to Luke please,
Uh hey, Luke, how are you? This is the Jubil Show.

(37:49):
It's a radio show.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
I'm Nina.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Hi, I'm Victoria and my name's Jubile. How how are you? Uh?

Speaker 9 (37:56):
I'm sorry this like this like a brank or something.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
No, it's not. Actually, we're calling you for a different reason.
Have you ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 9 (38:06):
Yeah? Yeah, I just I didn't expect you to call me.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Okay, well we're calling you today because you're ghosting somebody.
And we do a segment on the show called the
First a follow up, you know, where if you go
on a date with someone and then you end up
ghosting them, that person can email us to ask you
why you're ghosting them. So do you know who would
have emailed us about you?

Speaker 9 (38:29):
I am guessing this is about Hannah? Right?

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Yes? Oh you got to correct. Congratulations you've won nothing
so far, are you ghosting her?

Speaker 9 (38:41):
I'm not like ghosting her intentionally. I don't know. The
date was super fun.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
She's super cool, but it was it was honestly, it
was just something that happened after.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Okay, so you are ghosting her intentionally, she said, she
texted you neid going back. So yeah, so yeah, here, okay, okay,
but why why yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Uh so the deal is, so, you know, after our
day it was it was really good and uh my
buddy Andrew, so I was telling him about.

Speaker 9 (39:19):
It and uh, you know, staying so she paid for.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
The meal and I, you know, behind my back, and
I don't know, I just thought it was kind of weird.
So I'm telling him about it, and he actually see
a picture of her, and I showed him a picture
and he just started cracking up. And uh, it turns
out that he went out with Hannah to.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Oh okay.

Speaker 9 (39:47):
That no no, no, no, no no, no, it's not It's
not only that.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
It was that she did like the same exact thing
with him. They went to like a steakhouse and got
all like this expensive stuff up and like behind his
back actually paid with that telling him and and then
he was saying that like happened a bunch of times,
and he did, and he said his words that by
the end he felt like she was treating him like

(40:14):
some sort of boy toy that she could, like, you know,
control with her money.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Oh okay, and you don't want to be a boy toy?

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Is that what she's doing though? Or is that just
I mean, I don't know why. It's like nice that
she wants to treat you. Maybe not every single time,
but do you think that she was making you feel
like a boy toy at all, Luke when you were
out with her.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
I mean, I'm not going to like jump to that conclusion,
but it just like it felt weird, you know, it
felt really weird.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Ah.

Speaker 11 (40:47):
Wow, So because I'm too generous, I'm getting ghosted.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Hannah's on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
Ah, oh, Hannah, Hey, how how are you doing?

Speaker 10 (41:03):
Oh? Hi, Luke. I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (41:06):
I didn't realize I was making you feel like my
personal sugar baby.

Speaker 10 (41:12):
Seriously, look, and.

Speaker 11 (41:14):
I obviously had no idea that Andrew was your friend.

Speaker 10 (41:20):
Also, Andrew seems like super okay.

Speaker 11 (41:22):
With the fact that I was paying for a lot
of things.

Speaker 10 (41:26):
I have a nice job. He seems grateful. This is
this is his to me?

Speaker 9 (41:33):
Yeah, I mean that's Andrew.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Of course you're buying something, But it just like sounded
like a pattern. And I don't know, I didn't want
to get wrapped up in this whole like you're paying
for everything and I'm just along.

Speaker 10 (41:45):
For the ride thing. I mean, that's not it at all.

Speaker 11 (41:48):
I'm just you know, trying to not seem like a
money grubbing woman myself.

Speaker 10 (41:55):
I have a nice job, so I wanted to get
what I wanted to get without feeling guilty. So what
isn't that a nice thing that I could take care
of myself.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
Yeah, but I mean, like, you know, I could take
care of myself too, And it just it feels weird
that you're just.

Speaker 9 (42:11):
Paying for everything. I don't know, it's just.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Like it feels really weird and I don't I don't know.
It just like you can do it behind my back.

Speaker 11 (42:20):
Cool, Gay, Well that's fine. I'll find somebody who's hot
and proud to be with the woman who can also
take care of them.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Well wait, Hannah, what is it about paying for your
men every time you go out with them? That's like
so important to you? Like, what is it about paying
behind their back and like doing it every time that
you like not doing.

Speaker 10 (42:39):
It every time.

Speaker 11 (42:40):
I just don't want to feel like I'm beholden to
a man because I want really nice things and I'm
not expecting anybody to pay for that when they don't
really know me yet.

Speaker 10 (42:50):
You know, but you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
Beholden?

Speaker 10 (42:56):
I know, yeah, honestly, you're just missing out. You didn't
even get to the part where I buy you clothes yet.
You know, I want like a man. I want a
man who.

Speaker 11 (43:06):
Adores me and it's secure enough to you know, be
okay with that.

Speaker 9 (43:12):
I mean I could buy my own clothes. I buy
my own clothes.

Speaker 11 (43:18):
Make you sound like I can't do this, well, I
mean you could really.

Speaker 10 (43:23):
Really use a stylist and some new clothes.

Speaker 8 (43:26):
Because man, that outfit was not really impressed me.

Speaker 11 (43:30):
But I'm done trying to impress someone who gets scared
off by a little generosity.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Well, Luke, would you like another day with Hannah? Will
pay for it?

Speaker 2 (43:41):
I don't mean you know that's true.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
We shouldn't pay for it.

Speaker 18 (43:47):
I don't.

Speaker 9 (43:47):
I don't think I did.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
You know, I guess survive.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
The whole wardrobe overhaul. You know for the pretty woman mate,
So I don't think so.

Speaker 11 (43:56):
All right, Well, no hard feelings, so good luck finding
someone who won't spoil you too much.

Speaker 10 (44:02):
Okay, baby boy?

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Oh Jewbell's first day follow up, It's The Jewel Show
and this just in, Kim Kardashian is dating F one
driver Lewis Hamilton. Experts say it's the first time Lewis
Hamilton has written something with so many miles on it.

Speaker 7 (44:23):
Oh wow, no time for real news or fake news?

Speaker 3 (44:30):
The segment where I read a new story from the
week that's gone viral and you have to tell me
if it's a real news story or a fake news
story that people actually believed. Here's your first headline for
real news or fake news. FDA issues nationwide recall on
popular honeybrand that contains ed medication.

Speaker 10 (44:50):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
A popular honeybased product called ashfat al alharamine energy support
was recalled nationwide after dozens of men were admitted to
the hospital with unexplained stiffness that lasted for more than
four hours. After doctors did some research, they found that
all of these men had used the honey product just
before their sundial decided to read high noon for hours

(45:15):
upon hours upon hours, the Food and Dragon Administration researched
and found tad tadalafil, tadalafil, tadala phil. I don't know
how you say it. Tadalophil Probably in the honey, a
prescription medication used to treat arect out as function, and

(45:35):
the ingredient was not on the honey's label, and also
is a something that you need with a prescription, so
it shouldn't have been in there anyway.

Speaker 12 (45:44):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
One six year old man had to go to the
hospital said, at first, I was excited. I felt like
I was in my twenties again, and so did my wife.
But after six hours, I'm fine if I don't ever
get another one of those ever again.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Does it I mean, is it hurt?

Speaker 3 (45:59):
I think it does for a while. Yeah, people who
bought the honey our advice to stop using it immediately
and follow the seller's instructions for returning or disposing of it. Meanwhile,
I bet there's some guys out there who can't wait
to get their hands on it. Yeah, that's the honey.
I mean, well probably anyway. Is that a real news
story or a fake news story? Nina, I feel like

(46:19):
this has to be real.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Remember that trend that was going along not that long ago,
where like college students were eating honey packets the same
exact reason, And I bet you that's where this honeyplace
got the idea for probably Oh my gosh, I'm going
with real. I'm going through.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Okay, Victoria. FDA issues nationwide recall on popular honey brand
that contains eaty medication. Is that a real news story
or faking.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Real? Unreal?

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (46:45):
I think so produce a freeze.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with real. But just because of
what Nina said she'd heard.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
It for this is I love you fake check your
honey labels everybody.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
That's so funny. Just are energy. But I guess it
needs to really specify what kind Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Read the ingredients, Yes, read the ingredient. Well it wasn't
even they that.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
You can't surprise if you just if you eat.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Honey and then you're like, wow, I really enjoyed that honey.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
You might have problem.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Maybe go to the doctor. This is your next headline
for real news or fake news? The segment where I
read a news story from the week that's gone viral
and you have to tell me if it's a real
news story or fake one that people actually believed. Bank
teller accidentally ends marriage and stops robbery in one afternoon. Hey, multitasking,
here's the story. Talk about awkward customer service. A former

(47:37):
bank teller is going viral after admitting that she accidentally
ended a marriage and prevented a robbery all the same afternoon.
According to the bank teller, a married couple came into
her bank because the wife was worried about money that
kept disappearing from their shared account, and since the couple
didn't use the bank's app, the bank teller printed out
a transaction history to help them track down the mystery withdrawals. No,

(48:01):
that's when things started to unravel. As they reviewed the account,
she noticed a pattern of small charges ten dollars year,
twenty five dollars there, happening frequently enough to raise questions,
so she asked if they could track them down, and
then the teller asked if they were in a sportscampling.
Both people immediately said no. Turns out they investigated the

(48:21):
charges and they were from OnlyFans.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
The wife wasn't exactly happy finding out that there had
been a bunch of money spent from OnlyFans from her husband,
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
I'd be furious. That's such a waste of money.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Here and in the middle of the bank, the couple
stepped aside and started arguing. According to the teller, the
disagreement escalated, raising voices, frantic scrolling, accusations being lobbed back
and forth. The customer's argument grew so loud that it
became the main event in the lobby, and unfortunately for
one would be criminal, that's when he to enter the

(49:00):
bank masked, and security footage shows the suspect pausing near
the interests, assessing the situation, and attempting to approach the counter,
only to be drowned out by the couple arguing about
the only fans subscriptions.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
At one point, whenness to say, the.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Suspect tried to interrupt them by politely asking them to
lower their tone. The wife responded by yelling at him,
do not tell me to calm down.

Speaker 9 (49:24):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
The robber allegedly tried again a little more firmly, saying
he needed everybody's attention, and even though he had a
gun on him, the couple completely ignored him entirely and
kept arguing about the only fans. After several failed attempts
to assert control over the room and being visibly uncomfortable,
the robber ran out of the bank and a robbery

(49:47):
was stopped. Police later confirmed that there was an attempted robbery,
nobody was stolen, no injuries were reported, all because the
couple was arguing about the husband having only fans charged.
Is this a real new story or a fake news story? Nina?
I hope this is a real story, Victoria. Real fake.

Speaker 6 (50:04):
I'm gonna say fake because if the guy went with
the wife and he knows why the money is going away,
why would you still have the bank teller look up
why the money's going away?

Speaker 2 (50:12):
He didn't use that, he didn't get it. I would
really hope you would just use comments.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Too much on producer free is real news story or
fake news story?

Speaker 5 (50:21):
I believe that a woman would do that, but I
don't think that the timing would be that perfect, Like.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Hey, can you guys come down? Shut up talking? That
is a real news story.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Wow in North Carolina.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
When a woman who's mad?

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Here is another headline for real news or fake news?
The segment where I read a news story that's gone
viral this week, you have to see if you can
tell if it's a real news story or a fake
news story. This headline is ridiculous. Epstein investigation takes bizarre
turn after email appears to out Bill Gates as popular
d M DJ and if you haven't seen the news,

(51:05):
Bill Gates has been outed in emails from Jeffrey Epstein
that also said that he contracted an STI from one
of the women through Epstein and also investigators, upon reviewing
thousands of emails connected to the Epstein case are reportedly
caught off guard after stumbling upon a message that had

(51:26):
nothing to do with the crimes, finances, or travel, but
instead appears to accidentally reveal that Bill Gates may secretly
be the DJ dead Mouse. Officials are looking into it,
but one of the emails from the Epstein files to
Bill Gates said, Bill, if you don't respond to me asap,
I will tell everybody about you being dead Mouse. I

(51:47):
highly doubt the millions of fans of your music would
be dancing if they knew that it was an elderly
tech CEO that they've been dancing to this whole time.
Is that a real news story or a fake news story?
Bill Gates is actually Dead Mouse? Nina it's gotta be fake, man.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
I love the idea of Victoria's real. It's real. That's
crazy you believe it?

Speaker 3 (52:09):
That would be so amazing.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
I can't believe that Dead Mouse is Bill Gates. No
fake crazy, it really would be.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Yes, it's obviously a fake story.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
The funny part is that people did believe it, and
it was shared five million times and also reports of
multiple Dead Mouse tracks dropping from playlist because of it.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
People actually like what dead houses Bill Gates undone.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Brought to you by Muckleshoe Bingo in Auburn, your home
from Machino. It's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Well, all eyes are going to be on the Olympics shortly.
Things are starting already. But did you know that it's
common for ski jumpers to cheat at the Olympics. Really,
I didn't realize that. Yeah, there's a way that they
do cheat. But this year they're like, uh uh, we're
going to enforce this and make sure that no what
he is cheating And wait till I tell you how
they have decided to stop the ski jumpers from trying

(53:05):
to get one past everybody's I think it's kind of
funny just because I've never heard this before, but if
you're familiar, then you might have kind of an idea
where this is going. But i'll tell you coming up
in just a second. But first down in Florida, it's
it's lizard dropping season. What it's lizard dropping season. It
gets so cold that the poor lizards out there just

(53:27):
like freeze and fall from trees. Okay, not this time, fellas,
Not everything's about that. But yeah, so they get so cold,
they freeze and then they drop. And so apparently this
has become such a problem in Florida that certain places
have decided that they wanted to put iguanas to good

(53:48):
use and put them on pizza. What guanas are lizards?
Were talking about? Pizza is like a bigger lizard.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
It's a huge lizard, but it's still a lizard.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
But iguanas are dropping out of this guy.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
It's pretty good. I knew you were going to say
that I want to try it, but I have not
tried it.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
You wouldn't want to equal, but they're like you can.
Some places, well in Florida they are calling this pizza
the Everglades and it's a regular pie with the delicacy
of the iguana on top of it, they say that
iguana tastes like frog legs. Legs are delicious, and then
they say frog legs tastes like chicken.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Frog legs are good.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
Everything just tastes like chicken.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Is basically I'm not trying to find out, so I
don't know. That kind of hurt my tummy when I
thought about that story, But I thought Jubol would maybe
start to have his mouth water for a long time
and these weird meat.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
One of my buddies is from Mexico, and he's like
in the village you grew up and they would eat
iguana's all the time. And he was telling me about it,
and I was like, that sounds good.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
What about it sounds good?

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (54:49):
That it just I don't know, it sounds described it. Yeah,
the way you described its are delicious.

Speaker 6 (54:54):
Yeah, I'm surprised you've ever gone just tried it yourself
like that, like your friend telling you about it.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
I'm surprised you just like we could take it like
next you will go say less.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Meanwhile, do you remember Chris Hanson, Chris Harrison. I'm sorry
I remember. Yeah, not Chris Hansen, Chris Harrison. He was
the original host of the Bachelor. So he just came
out and said that he's going to be hosting a
new dating show. And this new dating show, he hasn't
said where it's going to air yet, but it's going
to be on a streaming platform. But the whole thing

(55:27):
that the new dating show is that it's focusing on
people who want traditional marriage, minded partnerships built on commitment
and shared values. So it's starting to cause a lot
of controversy because people are like, well, what do you
mean by traditional? What does that mean? Like you want
somebody to cook for you and you come home traditional.

(55:47):
I'm just saying, these are the types of reactly canceled, Right, Yeah,
what did I have to do? A sexual harassment in
It could have been or one or the other. I
don't recall, but there was. Yeah, he did get canceled,
and now he's coming back with an equally frustrating show
to sun. Meanwhile, some people are probably kind of into it, like, yeah,

(56:10):
it'd be nice to have somebody that just wants to
get married and have a family.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
You know.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
I looked up real.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Quick and it was because of racist racism.

Speaker 6 (56:17):
Okay, because of a he got a lot of backlash
with an interview with one of the bachelorettes. Rachel Lindsay
was a bachelorette, that's right, Yeah, not really what happened,
but yeah, that's why.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Well oh yeah, he was defending something that she did.

Speaker 6 (56:32):
Oh wait, he was defending something she did.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Okay, well, well we'll see.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
She attended. She attended like a frat party wearing like
black face or something. Wow, something like something like that,
and he was defending it.

Speaker 6 (56:47):
Oh, he was defending someone else that Rachel Lindsay wasn't
the one who did that, because Rachel Lindsay, I'm pretty.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Sure he was the one that got upset. She was
the first like black bachelorette.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
It's like a really big deal. Yeah yeah, yeah, someone
else did it and he was defending that's right. Okay,
so now that's why you got canceled.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Now he's about to host a show about people who
believe in clear roles in really it's definitely about defining.

Speaker 6 (57:14):
I got my lane and I'm staying in it.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
And lastly, ski jumpers that the Olympics have been cheating,
and I guess what helps them cheat and get higher
is if they've got more of an enlarged area. Well,
I was gonna just.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Like AOL, is that what you're saying. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
I thank.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Yeah, that is what I'm saying. But they don't use
it like a pole vault. So apparently it's it's a
crouch enlarging situation where they were actually sticking. They were
sticking different types of clay in that area, injecting hyaluronic
acid in that area, doing anything that they can, like
modeling clay to make that area bigger. Because when it's bigger,
I guess they can jump farther or they get more

(57:59):
hype mm hmm. So they don't want to enlarge anything
else they that.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Helps you jump.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
That's what helps you jump farther. So I guess they're
stuffing their parents in order to do this.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
But but interesting, I mean, I've always had a fifty
in ye worried about that.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
The Olympics figured this out and they're like, nah, we're
going to now have a three D scanning technology that's
going to be a little chip, but everybody has to
wear in between their legs to make sure that they
are not doing anything to.

Speaker 7 (58:28):
Show That's bizarre because like even with swimming, they like
shave off their eyebrows to get an advantage.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
You would think adding the clay or anything hurt jumping. Yeah,
it would weigh you down.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
It makes sense. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
Farther you go, it must be lesser dynamic too. I
would think it.

Speaker 6 (58:47):
Would be heavier so you can have it like have
a better chance of going, like it'll get.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Your little Well, whatever you think is wrong, because this
is what it is. This makes sense to me.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
For a while.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Just no, the microchips will be in place and no
cheating will occur this year, and that is what's trending.
Jewels dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
Hey you have a dirty little secret? Yeah, it's so sweet.

Speaker 9 (59:12):
What is it?

Speaker 10 (59:14):
There's jewel?

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Yeah, he's going on.

Speaker 19 (59:17):
Yeah man, big fan by the way, Hey, thank you. Yeah,
the literal sat. I was like ten years old and
I was going to go to school in the morning.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Man, you were raised correctly. Great.

Speaker 19 (59:29):
Yeah, but yeah, so how about that secret is like
killing me because I was dating this one girl and
I was with her for like two years, like we
lived together and everything, and.

Speaker 20 (59:42):
Then we broke up and then you know, she moved
out and all that, and I got into another relationship
and then she was like, oh, have you been like single.
I'm like, oh yeah, I'm like I've never had a
relationship or anything. But it's like killing me inside that,
you know, I had already been basically more married, and
I'm over here telling this this new girl that you know.

Speaker 9 (01:00:05):
I'm like basically free from all relationships.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
You're feel bad for lying?

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
But why did you lie though? Why did you feel
like you had to lie?

Speaker 20 (01:00:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 19 (01:00:17):
I just feel like I didn't want to bring that
like the past, to the like to the president, you know,
and it's like fucking killing me.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
She asked you to be honest though, you know, yeah, but.

Speaker 9 (01:00:28):
I guess you know, they didn't want to be honest.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Man, She's not always the best policy. He's not there yet.

Speaker 9 (01:00:35):
But I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
I can't tell her now. Yeah, maybe you got to
keeping your dirty little secret.

Speaker 9 (01:00:41):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Well, thank you for telling us, Thank you man, thank
you guys for calling me. Yeah too, what's your dirty
little secret?

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
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