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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Breaking news. It's the Jewel Show. Nike claims that its
new shoes can now activate the brain, heightened sensory awareness,
and improve concentration. Oh meanwhile, the makers of Crocs say
their shoes stimulate your need to sit on a lawn
chair in your driveway and drink Natty Light all day.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
See how easy it is to create fake news. That's
why every single week at this time would bring you
the cleverly named segment real News or fake News, where
I give you a news story from the week that's
gone viral and you have to tell me if it's
a real news story or a fake one that people
actually believed. Here's your first headline for real news or
fake news. Authorities at Wildlife Park in China warn influencers
(00:42):
that snow leopards aren't props for your selfies. Ah here's
the story. An influencer at a popular ski destination in
China is recovering after a snow leopard who just didn't
want to be a part of her get Ready with
Me to Ski video did well exactly what snow leopards
do and attacked her.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
That hurt like a but gonna stick.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
The influencer was able to get to within five feet
of a wild snow leopard and tried to take a
selfie with it. Eventually, a ski instructor was able to
scare the snow leopard off by waving his ski poles around,
and emergency services was called and took her to the hospital.
But don't worry, she was still able to post a
picture of herself laying there with her leopard wounds as
(01:32):
she waited for help. Officials at the park are issuing
yet another warning to people who visit that snow leopards
don't care about your likes and they will eat you,
so don't take selfies with snow leopards. Is that a
real news story or a fake news story? Nina, Oh,
this is real. This just has to be real.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, Victoria, Yeah, unfortunately I do think this is real
as well.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Producer Freeze. Authorities at a wildlife park in China warn
influencers that snow leopards aren't props for your selfies, real
or fake.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I have no confidence in people. It's real.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
It's definitely real. It's very obviously. That is a real one.
Don't take pictures with wild animals that will eat you.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
No, that makes me so sad. What goes through your mind?
You're not an exception. You're just as yummy as anybody else.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
It's cute and they look comfy and cozy, adorable.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I'm in my cute snow bunny outfit, and how cute
would it be if there's a snow leopard right next
to me?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
And what is that kid's parents?
Speaker 7 (02:24):
How can my picture look? And then I get a
lot of light?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Okay, So Victoria is going to be the next one
we report on.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's Real news or Fake News? A segment where I
give you a new story that's gone viral this week.
You have to tell me if it's a real news
story or a fake one that people actually believed. Here's
your next headline for real news or fake news. After
numerous hospitalizations, the FDA warns Americans that you cannot get
nutrients from just looking at pictures of food created by AI.
(02:53):
Here's the story. Sure popular influencer had a video go
viral where they insisted that AI food is actual real food,
and they cite that it has digital macronutrient absorption. They say,
your body doesn't know the difference between a steak and
a very convincing photo of a steak, she explained, and
(03:14):
now she's pushing back against the claims by the FDA
that say, don't just look at food and think that
you're getting nutrients. The popular wellness influencer is now pushing back,
saying that the growing ai meal trend that she created
causes malnutrition and insisting that humans can. She says that
humans can, in fact receive nutrition from looking at food,
(03:35):
provided the image is rendered at a high enough resolution. What.
In a twelve minute long video filmed in front of
a ring light and an unlit stove, the influencer assured
her followers that critics don't understand how modern biology works anymore.
Nutrition isn't physical, she said, it's informational. Here's the science
(03:57):
behind it. According to the influencer, the human body is
fully capable of absorbing nutrients through what she calls visual
gastro transference, a process that she claims occurs when the
digestive aura syncs with the image. The image is macro density.
She went on to explain that the brain can download
the proteins, vitamins are mostly bioavailable, calories exist on a
(04:21):
quantum spectrum, and hunger is a legacy sensation from pre
WiFi times is she high? According to her, she got
her results from a Harvard study, European doctors, and studies
on how astronauts eat, none of which she's been able
to link to. By the way, the influenceer emphasized that
(04:42):
nutrition absorption depends heavily on the image quality. She says,
if you're still using seven to twenty P, you're literally starving.
She said that you need to visually eat your meals
in four K, sometimes eight K if you're bulking. She
then promoted her new course on losing weight and feeling
beaut by viewing your calories instead of eating them, available
(05:02):
for three hundred and ninety nine dollars. Authorities had to
issue a warning after hospitals began reporting that people are
coming in from malnutrition because of the new diet. Is
that a real new story or a fake news story?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (05:11):
So which part am I saying is real and fake?
The whole thing because she was real or the people
believed it?
Speaker 8 (05:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (05:18):
What answer?
Speaker 6 (05:18):
The whole name complicated, But I'm gonna go with fake
just because people.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Please don't be that dumb Victoria. It's a real new
story or a fake news story. After numerous hospitalizations the
FDA warrens Americans that you cannot get nutrients just from
looking at pictures of food created by AI.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
I want to say fake, but I really think this
is real.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Unfortunately, you producer Freeze. Is this a real new story
or a fake news story?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
What do you think?
Speaker 9 (05:41):
I wish I could get jack just by watching other
people go to the gym.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
But I'm gonna say it's fake.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
This is a fake news story thing. But the shocking
part of this new story is that it did go
viral and people actually started googling. Apparently there was reports
of over twelve million Americans googling trying to buy the
made up influencer's diet books. So it's a fake story
with also real sad implications.
Speaker 9 (06:08):
I will also say that stoners will sit there and
watch shows and see something on television, a commercial or whatever,
and get motivated to go buy some jump food and
go eat it and then gain some weight and then
get heavier.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Not the same thing.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
People.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
The people that were googling the book were like, oh
my god, that's such a great idea how to lose weight.
You could just literally have AI make my dinner every
night and just stare at it.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
For a while and fine as eba.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, here's your next headline for real news or fake news.
The Washington d C poo guyser is back and going strong.
The Washington d C pooh guyser is back and going strong.
Here's the story. So much for draining the swamp. The
Potomac River in Washington, d C. Is one of the
(06:57):
country's most prestigious bodies of water. George Washington grew up
next to it and called it the River of our Nation.
The Lincoln Memorial, Jefferson Memorial, and Arlington Cemetery all sit
alongside it, and just like our politicians, it's always been
full of crap. Swimming in Washington DC's water has been
illegal since nineteen seventy one due to the high levels
(07:19):
of bacteria from human fecal matter. But over the past
few years it looked like things were improving and they
actually thought people would be able to swim in it soon.
But now there is currently a huge geyser of pooh
flooding into the Potomac thanks to a collapse last week
in a sewer line carrying wastewater from Virginia to Maryland.
(07:42):
Drinking water isn't affected, but the Potomac River, Washington, d
C's beautiful river where all those things sit is now
even more full of pooh. It's bubbling up three to
five feet into the air. Is that a real new
story or a fake news story? Nina, I'm going with real.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Hi, I am gonna say.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Reel Victoria, the Washington d C poo guyser is back
and going strong. Really fake.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
You gonna sick day?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Okay? Yeah, producer Freeze, the Washington d C pooh Guyser.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
I'm saying it's real.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You're saying it's real. Yes, this is one hundred percent real? Yes?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Real?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yes? Is that it? Or is that just the universe
trying to give us a clue? Like, hey, you guys,
how high do I have to make the pool go
here in Washington, DC for you guys to realize what's
going on?
Speaker 10 (08:35):
It's another jewbile phone frame weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Hell, Hi, this is pe Deekins calling from moving. I
was looking for jewel.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Hie.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, this is this is Yes. Hello, So I'm calling
in regards to the items from your move being a
little bit delayed. Yeah, I've been expecting this call.
Speaker 11 (09:03):
I've been trying to get a hold of you guys
and had no look, so thank you for calling.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah. Yeah, so there's a little bit of an issue,
and I know we're already late with your you know,
multi state move, so you probably want your stuff. I'm
able to just transfer to the driver if you'd like
to speak with him, so you can, you know, talk
to him about it and get your items to you
as quickly as possible.
Speaker 11 (09:25):
Yeah, that that'd be great, Peter. I really this was
all that you guys will have.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
All my thank you. I'm sorry about that. His name
is Heinrich. I'm gonna transfer you there right now. I
don't know, it's just still to be upset on the
step of my situation.
Speaker 12 (09:42):
Hello hello, hello, hello, hello, Hello.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Is this you all?
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
This is Iron?
Speaker 12 (09:52):
Hello, this is I Yeah, hello hello, okay, Hey, I'm
so sorry about this.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 12 (09:59):
I have it's radio and for some reason, yes, for
some reason, my radio just plays on the blue to
this and I don't know how to stop it sometimes.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
So I'm so sorry about this. That's what's just playing
my musics? How is this duel? Yes?
Speaker 11 (10:12):
This is a jewel.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yes, you can't figure out that music.
Speaker 12 (10:18):
Once I don't trying to turns of blue tists off
on my device.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, because for some reason this plays or to speaker.
So when I'm trying to speak on.
Speaker 12 (10:25):
The phone, and I'm so sorry that I knew Montana
with your items or the day I was supposed to
be an Arizona.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
One second, I'm okay, Hello, I think I've got it off.
Speaker 11 (10:33):
Did I just say that you're in Montana with my stuff?
Speaker 12 (10:35):
Yes, I'm in Montana, and I'm so sorry about this.
I know I was supposed to be an Arizona with
your items three days ago, but I've been in Montana
for a few days and I don't know how to
get out.
Speaker 11 (10:46):
What you don't know how to get out?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
No, I don't know. I don't know how to get out.
Speaker 11 (10:51):
You guys are already two days late with my stuff, and
you said Montana, what's up that?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
That's the whole.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
That's the whole.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
No, as it came back on, I'm so sorry about this.
Speaker 11 (11:01):
Let me tell it.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
I did it.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Tried to get back from music for one second.
Speaker 12 (11:04):
I'm so sorry about If you're talking, I cannot hear you.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I'm so sorry. One second.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Let me see if I could just top the button. No, Hello,
did is it off? It's off? Yes, it's off. Okay,
what are you saying it was off last time?
Speaker 12 (11:16):
I'm so sorry about this, but yes, I'm in Montana
and I don't know how to get out.
Speaker 11 (11:21):
You're in Montana with my stuff or you're in Montana
making another run.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
No, I'm in Montana with your items. I've been here
for a days.
Speaker 11 (11:28):
What are you doing in Montana? That's completely opposite way.
Speaker 12 (11:31):
I got lost on the way and my GPS wasn't working,
so I just followed a truck that was next to me.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You just followed it? Yes, you could have.
Speaker 11 (11:42):
You could have stoped and asked somebody.
Speaker 12 (11:43):
Yes, but my phone has been malfunctioning, just like how
it is doing this simblutus.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
And the music's so that's not my problem. I was
trying to get up when I was trying to get
into works, but I need music down. I'm sorry, it's
just one second. See my phone is malfunctioning. You get
your bruss about that.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yes, Hello, I think I've turned it off.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Now.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I don't want to hear your sorry anymore.
Speaker 11 (12:04):
I want you to cut off the music.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Cut off the music.
Speaker 11 (12:07):
So I can figure out what I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Get MyH Have you ever been to buildings Montana?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I'm not going down.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Maybe you could come.
Speaker 11 (12:13):
And do you have a manager? Do you have do
you have some somebody? I can talk to you, because
this is not it.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I would trustfer you back to the office.
Speaker 11 (12:23):
You're gonna tell me that, no, King, are you gonna
talk to them first?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I better not.
Speaker 11 (12:28):
Get this this hold on?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Please, old, please, it is ridiculous.
Speaker 11 (12:34):
Yoh, shall I tell you this? Hello?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
It's a great day at moving this Pete Diikins. What
can I do you for?
Speaker 11 (12:41):
Pete?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You know what?
Speaker 11 (12:42):
I just got a call from you, and this is
not a great day for me right now. It's transferred
me to one of your trucks and apparently my Montana. Yeah, Matt,
that's not where I came from.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah. Our driver Heinrich, he's kind of new here. And
apparently I'm.
Speaker 11 (12:58):
Glad that you find this funny because I'm not.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I'm not amused.
Speaker 11 (13:01):
What's going to happen here?
Speaker 5 (13:02):
My stuff was.
Speaker 11 (13:02):
Supposed to be here two days ago. So hired follows
random around the nation and that many be fired. He
doesn't know how to work a phone.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
He doesn't know how to work a radio.
Speaker 11 (13:10):
He doesn't know how to deliver things.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I don't even the job.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, he's just a pleasure to work with. That's why
we keep it.
Speaker 11 (13:16):
He's a fun guy, wait, a pleasure to have on
the road.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
You in the office, Hey, Jewel, this is actually Jewel
from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you
and your husband. Set you up. Oh, it's a joke.
Your husband just told us that your movers are really late,
and you were upset about it, and you wanted me
to mess with you.
Speaker 10 (13:37):
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It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
So it was clearly only a matter of time before
everybody decided to jump on and try to make a
jingle for soda, just like the doctor Pepper girl.
Speaker 11 (13:57):
Right.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I've been seeing so many people do that now, try
and different things. But the thing is the one that
she did. It was just her messing around, but I
saw this one. Dude, he literally put together a whole
like actual jingle thing, and I'm like, that's it's like
professionally dope, right right. That's not why she got viral exactly.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
So there is kind of a mashup of some of
the ones that have been making the rounds around the internet.
They're not going to get two million dollars, but you
will get to hear them in just a second, so
you can see what we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
By the way, the girl that did that original one,
she's from Tacoma. She's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Yeah, to try to get her on. If she's listening,
answer to DM we love to talk to you.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Romeo. Is that what her name is. Yeah, she's funny, man.
I was watching her TikTok and I don't even watch TikTok,
but I was like, she's funny. Strike me up.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
So yeah, Well, allegedly she got two million dollars from
doctor Pepper. That's not why we're trying to talk to you, girl.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
That's why I'm trying to talk. I'm trying to ask
her for I'm want to ask her for a loan.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
But you'll hear those jingles in just a second. And
then you can see what you think.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
But college students are finding new ways to cheat with AI.
So as expected, if you've been using chat GPT to
write your papers and stuff, there is a way for
your teachers, your professors to catch you. But now there's
new humanizing tools. There's certain AI tools that are called
humanizers that avoid detection of cheating. So some things like
(15:22):
chat GPT zero. I don't know why I'm even telling
you these things, because I'm not encouraging this by any means.
I just I had never heard of it. Doesn't that
defeat the purpose though, like seriously.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
But that also means that someone took the time to
create those websites, Like someone created that, which is very smart.
But like I'm gomen using but I don't know, I'm like,
how much money you think they're making A lot?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I know people who didn't have AI and things like
that when they were in school. They complain about how
easy it is for kids where they can just use AI.
I wish that was in there for me when I
was in school. That'd be so dope. I was always
like behind on everything, you know, so it'd be nice
to be like, hey, I plug it into a I
have my work done on time, it'd be great.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
And then you still like we'd been in what you'd
be in the same position where it's like you didn't
learn anything.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Either way, it's all good. Figure it out.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
People are gonna make cut corners no matter what. That's
the lesson that people are.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
I feel like papers are less neat, Like no one
I don't write a paper for anything.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah, there's no.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Reason for me to know how many paragraphs I need
to be in this or that, like, at least.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
For our job.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
So I mean, people who are typing that in a
tauty problem I'm really hoping don't have to use that
in the future, are going to be like a lawyer
or like a Oh.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
I'm sure lawyers are using them for briefs.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I will say this, I'm sure that. Yeah, cheating is bad,
is not good for you.
Speaker 11 (16:46):
You know.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I cheated in math until I couldn't anymore. And I
graduated high school and I was in a pre algebra
class that I failed with eighth graders from the junior
high that came over. I was the only senior in there.
And today, to this day me trying to add anything
is so hard. So I'm like Man, you don't pay
(17:07):
attention in your classes. I mean it, one hundred percent.
I'm trying to do a hardwood for my house right now,
I'm measuring. Man, I'm just like, why couldn't I have
just learned one fraction in my life?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Because back then you're like, what am I ever going
to use fractions for?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I still figured it out. I'm still doing it, you know,
it just takes a little longer using that. Yes, of course,
proud of you. What's the fifth notch on a ruler thing?
You mean?
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Well, you could be documenting your experience on the new
number one social media platform.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Have you guys heard about this?
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Everybody's jumping ship from TikTok and heading right on over
to upscrolls. Upscrolled is now the number one social media
platform where you can post videos, text, pictures, everything like
you can on all the other apps, but this way
there's no censorship, there's no algorithm. Everything just I mean,
I guess there's got to be some kind of algorithm.
But what they're saying is it's like the anti social
(18:07):
media social media.
Speaker 7 (18:08):
Who called it the number one social media.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
It's the most doubt, it's I guess the most right
now I've seen.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
It on my timeline, Like people I know have been
mentioning it like on their own not advertising or anything
like that. It's got some viral organic buzz right now.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
A lot, well a lot of it has to do
with the censorship. People that are jumping over there don't
want censored content.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
So yeah, interesting, huh. As you go to find it on.
Speaker 9 (18:33):
Your phone, everybody's already adding it to their phones right now.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
And lastly, if you need some inspo, if you're looking
to ride a jingle for a soda company too, here's
a little mashup of some of the ones that have
been making their rounds around social media.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
If Mountain dew.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Is that's not that's not love, that's a crush.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, that one was good. The thing is like, when
you hop on something like that too late, it's like
everybody's doing it now, so that the company are gonna
be like, no, we're not gonna especially after you know,
Doctor Pepper just did it. Then all the other companies
are gonna be like, yeah, we're gonna do the exact
same thing as Dr Pepper.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
Yeah, you know, even if you're good. Sorry, but that's
what's trending.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I liked the last guy. Though. Julie is on the
phone today for to catch a cheater, and she thinks
that her boyfriend of four years named Marcus might be
messing around. So we'll see if we can figure it
out for her. Julie, Sorry, you're in this situation, but
what's going on? Why do you think Marcus is cheating
on you?
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Hi?
Speaker 13 (19:48):
Yeah, so, I'm a little embarrassed, admit this, but I'm kind.
Speaker 11 (19:54):
Of I get kind of jealous. I think I hide
it pretty well, but I'm kind of like, I'm a
little here. I get kind of jella.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Well, a lot of people are. I don't feel bad
about that.
Speaker 11 (20:04):
Thank you.
Speaker 13 (20:05):
Yeah, so I was. I was snooping in our apartment.
Speaker 11 (20:11):
He wasn't home. I just kind of poking around and
I found a journal of his and I read it.
Speaker 13 (20:19):
I know, I'm embarrassed, but I read it, and I
found this entry that's making me think something's going on.
Speaker 11 (20:28):
It is a real short entry, but I have it
right here. I can read it to you if you want.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah, of course, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 11 (20:35):
It says I'm keeping this secret from Julie. I never
thought i'd be into it or do this behind her.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Back.
Speaker 13 (20:42):
If she found out, she'd kill me and probably be
hurt because I know it's a huge breach of trust.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Whoa.
Speaker 11 (20:49):
And then it said I hope.
Speaker 13 (20:50):
She doesn't find out, and I'm glad it's over for
now because she didn't deserve that.
Speaker 11 (20:55):
And it's so hard to fake, like I'm into it
now when I'm with Julie.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
He wrote this in a journal.
Speaker 13 (21:03):
Yeah, I mean, I just don't know how it's not
horrible geenus but what else do we mean? And then
it went on to say, and I don't know why
I'm so into it. It must be the intimacy. And
it's so hot.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
WHOA?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
What in the world is he talking about?
Speaker 13 (21:20):
I mean, I have guesses, but and then he says
and at the same time, I know that's not who
I am, but.
Speaker 11 (21:27):
For some reason, it's so hot and sexy.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
WHOA? What is okay?
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Does does he ever say anything specifically in it? Like,
I mean, it sounds like he's talking, you know, sure.
Speaker 13 (21:39):
No, it just keeps like referencing like hot and sexy
and you know, faking it now with me, which.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
It's have you guys been intimate? Like are you guys?
Is that department normal? Or has it changed.
Speaker 13 (21:53):
I mean, it's been normal, but ever since I read that,
now I'm like if he's taking it because he like
what you know what I mean Now I'm like, yeah
about it.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Yeah, Well, before you read that entry, did you have
any feeling that he was cheating on you at all?
Speaker 13 (22:06):
Well, like I said, I'm kind of always a little jealous,
but I felt like, I don't know, he's kind of
like being weird with his phone and like he seemed
kind of distant, you know, But like I could totally
be putting that on because I feel like I'm like
looking for it.
Speaker 11 (22:23):
But that journal entry like really freaked me out.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, it would freak me out too, if you're just
joining us. Julie is on the phone, and Julie thinks
that her boyfriend of four years named Marcus might be cheating.
So we're about to call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he's a rewards member at
and say that he's this month's lucky winner of free
flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if
he sends those to Julie or to somebody else. But
(22:47):
before we do that, Julie, why don't you break down
your situation again real quick?
Speaker 11 (22:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (22:52):
So I felt like Marcus was acting a little weird,
and I did some snooping and I found a journal
entry that says, it's he's keeping it is he going
from me, and he's doing something behind my back that
would ruin my trust, and that he feels terrible but
it's so hot and sexy, and that he's staking it
with me.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Wild.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, okay, Well, are you ready for us to call in?
Speaker 11 (23:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Here we go. Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from grocers.
I was looking for our rewards card member and named Marcus.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, it's me.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Hi, Marcus, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations
and thank you for shopping with us. You're this month's
winter I hope you can hear us all celebrating you
over here. Thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
Okay, congratulations the flowers.
Speaker 11 (23:58):
The flowers.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, maybe, oh, maybe you haven't seen the signs in
the store. Every single month, we choose one lucky rewards
card member who gets free gift from us, and it's
flowers deliver from our florial department to anybody that you
want absolutely free. It's actually a three hundred and sixteen
dollars value. You've won thirty six long stin red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a car to
be delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 11 (24:18):
That's cute. Okay, Now on the papone.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Nope, nope. I will not ask you for any credit
card information. There's no purchase necessary. It's just our way
of saying thank you, and it's super easy to do too.
I can take the information down in just a matter
of minutes over the phone. If you already know who
you want to send them to, we can do that
right now. If you need to think about it, I
can set up a time and call you back, or
you can come down to the store and stand in
the customer service line, whatever you would like to do.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I guess let's just do it now.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I don't know, great, perfect, Okay, I've got my stuff
all pulled up here and again you'll get confirmations on
all this before we're off the phone, so you know
that it's all legit. But the first thing I would
need would be first and last name of the person
you want to send them to. If you want to
put anything on a card and then the address, and
that's it.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Her name is Julie.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Julie got it? Okay, great? And did you want to
put anything on the card to Julie?
Speaker 8 (25:17):
Okay, this might be a little awkward, but just put
This might.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Be a weird way to bring this up.
Speaker 8 (25:25):
But I messed up pretty big and I need to
come clean to you.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Okay. Uh yeah, I got that down. And now I
guess I'll just let you know that this is not
the grocery store at all. This is actually a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Hi, I'm Nina.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Hi, I'm Victoria, and my name is Jebal And we
do a segment on our show, call to Catch a Cheater,
where if you think your significant other is messing around,
you see you they send flowers to and your girlfriend
Julie is on the phone.
Speaker 12 (25:55):
What do you what do you mean?
Speaker 11 (25:57):
You messed up?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Oh my.
Speaker 11 (26:03):
Marcus, what did you do? Hello? Are you there?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Like?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
What do you mean?
Speaker 11 (26:10):
What what does that mean? What does that card mean?
I read the journal entry, Marcus, I know you've been
messing around, Like what the you my journal?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Are you?
Speaker 11 (26:22):
Yeah? I did get over it? What the fuck? Are
you talking about?
Speaker 13 (26:26):
The journal entry said you've been doing something behind my back,
that you were thinking it with me, that it feels
so good, Like, what the hell have you been doing?
I know you're cheating on me. I read it, so
you might as well just tell me.
Speaker 11 (26:39):
I'm not cheating on you.
Speaker 13 (26:41):
Oh bosh, you just wrote a card that said you
were sorry. And I read that entry like what the
hell are you hiding for me? Like what are you
so ashamed of? What's gonna break? You already breached my
trust and you wrote about it in that entry, so like,
what are you hiding?
Speaker 11 (26:55):
Who are you cheating with? What's your name? Marcus? Blowing
the way?
Speaker 8 (27:02):
I can't believe that you read my journal, like you're
going through my stuff?
Speaker 11 (27:05):
Oh my gosh, you're cheating on me. Maybe I read
it because you've been asking so weird.
Speaker 13 (27:11):
I could tell something was up and you wouldn't talk
to me, so I had to check.
Speaker 11 (27:16):
I would never cheat on you, Julie.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
I love you.
Speaker 13 (27:20):
Well, and what what's what are you hiding? What would
hurt me so bad? What's broken my trust?
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Like?
Speaker 11 (27:26):
What the are you on about? And what's so hot
and sexy that now you're faking it with me. Okay, listen,
I'm not cheating on you.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
But I did finish the rest of Heated Rivalry behind
your back.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Why Marcus, are you kidding me?
Speaker 11 (27:52):
Oh my god?
Speaker 8 (27:53):
I felt really bad about it the part in the
journal where I said that I'm faking it. It's about
watching the so like when we're watching it, I have
to like fake like I haven't seen it before, Like
I don't know what's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Have I already seen it?
Speaker 11 (28:09):
Oh my god? Oh my god, I thought.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
I mean, it sounded like you're not crazy. It sounded bad.
Speaker 11 (28:21):
I see it.
Speaker 13 (28:22):
Oh my god, I feel insane now. But it did
it sounded really bad?
Speaker 8 (28:25):
Right, Yes, yeah, I can corally understand why you thought was.
Speaker 13 (28:31):
Oh my god, but wait, you think it's hot? Like,
I mean, are you trying to tell me? Are you
trying to tell me you're gay or something? Or is
this like what's going on?
Speaker 8 (28:39):
No, oh my goodness, it's just you know, I'm a
sensitive guy, and the love scene, you know, sometimes they
gets to me.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
I did cry.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I watched it. By the way, Okay, so you've been
you guys were started watching Heated Rivalry together. It's a
movie about the two hockey players that are like in
love with each other, and you binged it behind her back,
and that's what you've been feeling guilty about.
Speaker 8 (29:01):
Yes, I've been watching on my phone at work, and
I'm like, I've.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Watched the whole thing almost.
Speaker 11 (29:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 13 (29:14):
I mean I'm annoyed you watched it without me, but
I'll get over it.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
I wish you could have just come to me and
if you thought I was acting weird or anything.
Speaker 11 (29:24):
I wish you didn't have to like go through my journal.
Speaker 8 (29:26):
I wish you could just talk to me and ask me, Hey,
what's going on?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
You know that's fair?
Speaker 13 (29:32):
Yeah, No, I mean you're absolutely right. I'm I just
got so scared and I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
So do you forgive me for watching Heeded a Rivalry
without you at work?
Speaker 11 (29:46):
Yes? I've heard there of you, but but I still
want to watch it.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
We can still watch it. I liked it, so.
Speaker 11 (29:53):
I don't mind watching anything. I don't have to take it, though.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Can I take your order? Am I going to a tall?
Speaker 5 (30:02):
A large black coffee? Large black cough?
Speaker 11 (30:06):
Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 6 (30:07):
No?
Speaker 11 (30:07):
I mean he means event Yeah, the biggest one you got.
Speaker 9 (30:10):
Venty is large, No venti is twenty.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yeah, large is large. In fact, toll is large and
grande is Spanish for large. Venty's the only one that
doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian.
Congratulations for stupid in three language. It's time for America's
favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria. Your chance to take
on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for comedian
(30:34):
John Mulaney tickets. Unlets's me today's contestant for U vus Victoria.
Darren was up, Darren, how's it going pretty good? Yeah? Hi? Yeah,
the end of a question?
Speaker 7 (30:48):
Any question? What do you request to Darren? I don't
know what I needed a question.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Victoria's got gay.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Victoria's panicking right now. You make her nervous.
Speaker 11 (30:59):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I went with a really cool avocado toast this morning.
Speaker 7 (31:02):
Ah, dang it.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
You see what sucks is that sounds really good and
with a little bit of eggs on it.
Speaker 7 (31:06):
I meant to wake up early this morning to make
some eggs. That didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
But yes, hey that's dope. Thanks for sharing. All right,
here we go. We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she leaves and thinks about the fact that
she didn't make eggs when she was going to and
Darren had avocado toast.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
She was so nice too, Thanks.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
For sharing thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
We don't know when, just say pass and Victoria has
to beat you outright to wain. Okay, Darren? All right,
all right, she's outside and your time starts. Now.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
What color was coca cola originally?
Speaker 11 (31:47):
Clear?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
What US state is known as the Sunshine State.
Speaker 11 (31:53):
Florida?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
What country is home to the Great Barrier Reef.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Australia?
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Who played jazz in Titanic?
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
How many days are in a leap year?
Speaker 11 (32:09):
Three sixty?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and
while she's getting ready and putting on her headphones and stuff, Darren,
I have a very important question to ask you. Yeah,
which have for breakfast?
Speaker 11 (32:26):
Have you ever streamed I did have, I had, I
had eggs?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Wow, it's impressive. Have you ever streamed the Jubil Show
before on any device or phone? Anything?
Speaker 11 (32:39):
I haven't.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
My my mom won't let me.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
So she's got printal patrol set up on there, Well,
you should check it out. Let your mom ask your
mom if you can just stream at one time to
see how cool it is. Okay, I'll live all right.
Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, just say passed
and have to be Darren outright to win. Darren, you
(33:01):
can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 11 (33:06):
Alright, Victoria, milkshake?
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Go?
Speaker 3 (33:09):
What color was Coca cola originally?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
So good? Right now?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (33:15):
What color white?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
I don't know?
Speaker 6 (33:19):
Wait, that's what US state is known as the Sunshine State.
Speaker 7 (33:28):
My wait, California?
Speaker 3 (33:30):
What country is home to the Great Barrier?
Speaker 7 (33:32):
Reef Australia?
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Who played Jack in Titanic?
Speaker 7 (33:36):
Beans talk?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (33:39):
Wait wait I know, no, no, no, no, no, only
think anything.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
This is so bad talking.
Speaker 11 (33:46):
I know, I know.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
Leonardo DiCaprio, all.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Right, I don't know if you will get credit for
that one. That's a very long time I got it.
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard. Our producer freeze.
Speaker 9 (34:00):
So I want to give Darren credit for the diversion
tactically of the very beginning. That was brilliant everybody take no,
everybody take note. Darren came across with four correct and
Victoria came across with one.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Darren, congratulations, that's.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
If you had the Leonardo one.
Speaker 7 (34:18):
But no, I got most of those rights.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Well even if we gave you too, he still won.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
So that's up. Hey, Darren, you got John m Lady
tickets just for playing too. Let's get the answers now
with Nina. She just said, what did I miss?
Speaker 6 (34:35):
Remember when the Coca Cola questioned and you were like
strawberry or she.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Said Jack from Titanic? You said beanstalk.
Speaker 7 (34:46):
Because y'all said Jack, And my real.
Speaker 6 (34:51):
Coca Cola was actually originally greenish ew. The US state
that's known as the Sunshine State is Florida. Australia is
home with the Great Barrier Reeves. Leonardo DiCaprio played Jack
in Titanic. And there are three hundred and sixty six
days and a leap.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Ear Wait what I thought there's one last day? So
three hundred and sixty four days? Wait, no, I'm not
wrong about that.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Elite backwards.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Yeah, but people who have are born on leap years.
Speaker 7 (35:20):
It only happens every four years.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Right, an e leap forward leap a day. It doesn't
jump back. Darren. You reduced Victoria to being a ball
on the floor. Literally, she's laying on the floor. O.
Great job, great job, good word. Yeah. We play you
(35:44):
for Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play Victoria, all you have to
do is just dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the Jubilshow dot com and you too can
take on Victoria. How you feel in their champ.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
I want to go for a milkshake.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
I feel right now, and don't forget. You can always
go to the Jubil Show dot com to do anything
that you want to do as far as the show goes.
You can submit to the phone pranks. Yeah that's the
that's on our dark web portion version. But that's different,
you know. But you can submit for phone pranks, dirty
little secrets the first day, follow up all that stuff.
Speaker 7 (36:19):
I have a question, actually, Darren, are you still on
the phone?
Speaker 8 (36:23):
I am?
Speaker 7 (36:23):
How old are you?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Fifty five?
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (36:28):
You said your parents like had like control of it,
So I thought I think it was joking. Yeah, I
thought you but I well.
Speaker 7 (36:36):
I was gonna say then you can't win the tickets
because you have.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
To be ag it didn't work.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Sorry, Darren, I think it's just fine to take that.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
You know, I'll take it.
Speaker 10 (36:51):
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Speaker 1 (36:58):
Bobby is on the phone today for a first say
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Mila. So in
a second we're gonna call her and see if she
tell us why she's ghosting him and hopefully get him
another day. But first, Bobby, how long has it been
since you heard from Mela there?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
It's been about ten days.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Have you tried to reach out to her in those
sun days? Uh?
Speaker 14 (37:17):
Yeah, I've texted her like twice. I sent her a
meme or two, but it's been nothing.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Okay, Well, why don't you tell us about the date?
Speaker 11 (37:27):
Sure?
Speaker 14 (37:28):
Yeah, So we met a pot look that a mutual
friend friend was growing and it was her ads makes
you know, everyone's bringing a homemade dish thing and I
love to cook.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
I love being in the kitchen.
Speaker 14 (37:40):
So I brought my mom's like famous past role and
it might have been slightly overcooked, but it was still
edible and I think really good. And Mela showed up
with like this like amazing like professional charcuterie board, so
many different cheeses. I could not stop eating it, and
(38:00):
for like the entire night, like for so long. You know,
it was like it was a really good vine.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
That's great.
Speaker 6 (38:05):
So did you feel like Mila was into the vibe?
Does she love that you were eating her cheese?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (38:12):
Absolutely, Like we were talking with a group outside and
it felt like it was just us too, Just like
we were just talking between us like the entire time,
back and forth, and like we were talking about like
cooking too, like the best way to my walk, which
you know I have some very strong feelings about.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
So I mean it felt really natural and good.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Why do you think she might be ghosting you?
Speaker 14 (38:37):
Okay, Well, the only thing I can think is that
I might have like overdone it at the potluck, like
we I think I tried to impress her too much.
But basically she mentioned that how much she loves flond
and I tried to like whip one up from scratch,
just like using whatever I could find in the kitchen,
(39:00):
like I thought it'd be like really cute and romantic,
but it did not go very well. Like I set
off the smoke alarm and the flaw turned out.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
More like like a soup.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
That's pretty impressive that you were able to make an
impromptu flawn. Yeah, I'm just.
Speaker 6 (39:17):
Trying to picture it. She's like, I love flawn, and
you go, bet watch this.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Yeah. I might have. I might have been feeling a
little too.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Confident, okay, And did the flawn taste any good?
Speaker 8 (39:29):
You know?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
It did tasted fine.
Speaker 14 (39:31):
The consistency was a little weird, but she like laughed
it off, you know, But then she got like kind
of quiet after that. So I don't know, I like,
I don't know if I give her the ack or
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (39:42):
It's like, how do you recover from a fire alarm?
I mean that's quite a like, I mean, or the
whole party's got to stop for a second and then
restart up again.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Yeah, I mean he was quick. We just worked the
smoke alarm out of the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
It was no big deal, all right. And so the
flawn or the failed flawn, I guess, is the only
thing you can think of that might be the reason
that she's ghosting you.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Yeah, because like everything else went like so naturally at
the party.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
So I don't know, tell us what happened with me again.
Speaker 14 (40:13):
Yeah, so we met, had a pop look but a
mutual friend put together and we really hit it off.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Your like talking all night.
Speaker 14 (40:22):
And then I tried to impress her by like making
a flawn from scratch and it did not go very well.
But it's not like anyone got hurt or anything. But
you know, I think I might have just turned her off.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I've never known anybody that's gotten injured from a flaw,
but it happens.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
It's possible.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
We'll see. Are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 11 (40:44):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Okay, here we go. Want a dollar phone number right now? Hello, Hi,
MANSD to Mela. Please, this is she Mila. How are you?
This is the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Hei Miila. I'm Nina.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Hi, I'm Victoria and I'm Jubil. How are you doing?
Speaker 11 (41:10):
Oh my god? Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yeah? Do you listen to the show ever?
Speaker 11 (41:15):
I have heard you guys before. This is this is wild?
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Thank you? Well, you've never heard a first date follow up?
What you do on the show. That's a segment where
if you're ghosting somebody, you can email us and then
we call that person and see if they'll tell us
why you're ghosting them. So we got an email about
you from somebody do you know who would email us?
Speaker 11 (41:33):
Is it about Bobby?
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Yes, it is about Bobby. He told us all about
meeting you at the party, and I said, it's been
about ten days that you guys really hit it off,
liked you a lot, but doesn't know why you're not
calling him back. Would you mind telling us?
Speaker 11 (41:49):
Uh? Sure?
Speaker 13 (41:51):
So Okay, first off, Bobby is sweet, really sweet, but
he's kind of chaotic.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Okay, okay, my luck was fun.
Speaker 13 (42:00):
But I've never seen someone try to make a flawn
out of nothing.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
He told us about that he thinks that him trying
to make a flawn and then setting off the fire
alarm and all that stuff might be the reason that
you're ghosting.
Speaker 11 (42:12):
Oh no, I mean it was. It was very sweet.
It was kind of insane, but it was very sweet.
Speaker 13 (42:19):
But there was this girl there, Emily, who would not
stop flirting with him.
Speaker 11 (42:23):
She was trying to help him.
Speaker 13 (42:26):
She was like, oh my god, you're so brave for
making this flawn. It's amazing. It was not an amazing flan,
you know, And I'm just I'm not interested in chasing anyone. Well,
I mean, the fire alarm did go off though, you know,
I'm just I'm not interested in like fighting over some guy.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
You know, he's nice, but he said he texted you
a couple of times.
Speaker 13 (42:53):
Yeah, but I mean, I just it seems messy and
chaotic and not me.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Like you think that the other girl that was flirting
with him, he's also interested in her.
Speaker 13 (43:05):
I mean I assume so because she was so flirty.
So I'm just kind of like, that's cool, do your thing,
you know.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Did he flirt back though? Was he given her the
time of day?
Speaker 13 (43:15):
I mean, he was so excited about the flyn that
I'm not sure. He just seemed really really excited about everything,
so kind of.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Yeah, someone is a little less excited about life.
Speaker 13 (43:31):
There was just a chaotic element to it that I'm
just not sure about, you know.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Okay, Okay, Well, thank you for telling us why you're
not calling him back. Speaking of chaos, Mila, I don't
know if you know this or not, but Bobby is
actually on the phone and wants to talk to me.
Speaker 11 (43:50):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Wait, wait, you really think Emily was flirting with me? Really?
Speaker 11 (43:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (43:57):
She ate two pieces of that flaw, Like nobody wanted
to eat that.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Well, I thought she was just being nice, Like.
Speaker 13 (44:08):
I mean, she she was being nice, but like in
a get into your pants kind of way.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Oh.
Speaker 11 (44:14):
I mean she was like grabbing your arm while you.
Speaker 13 (44:17):
Were cooking, and she kept like laughing at literally everything said.
Speaker 11 (44:20):
I mean, obviously this is what women do when they're
into you.
Speaker 14 (44:24):
I guess I didn't notice, honestly, I was really just
trying to make sure I didn't like burn up the kitchen.
Speaker 11 (44:32):
Well fair, because we're almost.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
In Neila, where were you this whole time?
Speaker 6 (44:35):
Like were you off in a corner watching him make
it while Emily was flirting with him, or were you
standing there trying to like still get attention.
Speaker 13 (44:43):
No, I was kind of off in the corner at
that point, like I sensed it, and I just was like,
I'm out, you know, like it's just I don't know,
maybe it's like self defense. I'm just not interested in
getting in the middle of like something that was clearly happening.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Like you know, Okay, No, I get that.
Speaker 6 (45:01):
Sometimes you're just too tired, like like look at me,
I'm so cute, Like it's exhausting, But.
Speaker 11 (45:09):
Yeah, you don't really do that, you know. I was
just kind of.
Speaker 13 (45:11):
Like you're sweet, don't have fun. She's all over you,
like trying not to burn anything down.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Well, Mela, would you like to go on another date
with Bobby? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 13 (45:20):
I mean, I guess I misread it because I thought
you were into Emily. But if she's not in the picture,
I would be open to that. Y.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
You got another date with Mila.
Speaker 14 (45:35):
Well, actually, now that I like know this about Emily,
I think I kind of want to text her.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
What wow, shameless?
Speaker 14 (45:46):
Well, I mean she's like really into me like that,
and like I kind of be keeping not to go
for it.
Speaker 11 (45:54):
Oh well, I guess I did read it right. I
don't know what to do now. I feel really weird.
Speaker 14 (46:03):
Yeah, I mean, Mela, like no offense, but like thanks
for telling me, like you're really cool, like your guacrus
if sounds awesome, But I mean Emily's like really pretty and.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
All right, Well back to that chaotic thing. Meila, thank
you for your time, and Bobby, good luck with Emily.
I guess Mila, I'm sorry.
Speaker 13 (46:29):
Wow, Okay, kind of what I expected to be honest,
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Wow, guys, thanks so much for doing this. This is
so cool.
Speaker 11 (46:42):
Jubile's first Date follow up.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. Brought to you by
muckleshot Be and going Auburn your home from Machinko. It's
time for Nita's what's trending?
Speaker 6 (46:51):
I'm really trying to decide what I should tell you
guys last do you want.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
Happy news to look forward to?
Speaker 6 (46:58):
Or do you want to know what Elon is doing
to replace the Tesla models?
Speaker 3 (47:03):
Like what's going to be in those parts?
Speaker 7 (47:05):
So another, So that's what it is.
Speaker 6 (47:07):
Tesla is discontinuing the models and Model X. What he
is doing in the space that he was creating those
originally and is what I will tell you in a second.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
Okay, So it's not a warehouse to garage.
Speaker 6 (47:17):
Well, I think it is probably a warehouse too, because
you had to make a lot of those Teslas.
Speaker 7 (47:21):
Oh you said space. I did, so I seem like
that I was.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
To space.
Speaker 6 (47:28):
I meant I meant like space like place like, not
outer space like anyway.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
So the good news.
Speaker 6 (47:35):
The good news is apple Bee's is bringing one hundred
dollars date night pass back.
Speaker 7 (47:39):
Okay, wait, they used to have a one hundred dollars
day pass.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
I don't have it.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
It's for the lovers YEP. Three thousand Apple Club apple.
Speaker 6 (47:47):
Bee's members are going to randomly be selected to buy
one hundred dollars pass, which is valued at six hundred
dollars for the third year in a row, so you
can go and you can get whatever you want. It
unlocks up to fifty dollars of food and non alcoholic
drinks per.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Very exciting for anybody who has an Applebee's past, because
you must love the apple beas to have an apple
Bee's past. Like, I didn't even know they offered that.
I didn't read that part.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
What am I going to do with non alcoholic drinks that.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Have fun?
Speaker 3 (48:19):
I mean, I can have fun without it.
Speaker 6 (48:21):
I just feel like if you're going to tell me
this is something to be excited about, that would make
it more exciting.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
I know what you're trying to.
Speaker 6 (48:30):
I made the mistake and was scrolling on social media
right before we did this trending, so I'm like thinking
of two things at the same time. Costco is being
sued over certain preservatives that's in their rotisserie chicken. This
part is kind of funny because the people that actually
filed this lawsuit are planning to buy the chicken anyway,
but they're just upset that Costco was claiming that they
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had no preservatives in it, when actually they have too,
just to control the pH levels in this litw spoilage.
But they're like, nah, we just want to make a
fight and try to get money, but we'll keep buying
the chicken. It's funny, and Tesla is discontinuing the Model
S and Model X in the second quarter of twenty
twenty six. Elon just announced this, but in place of
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those models, he's going to be focusing on it's the
optimist humanoid robots.
Speaker 7 (49:21):
Why so he made it?
Speaker 4 (49:23):
Okay, he made cars that explode, and now he's gonna
make robots that.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Will explode us eventually explode us. Why robot Army, Why
go hang out.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
In the pool, don't do anything else, sir, beside built things.
Speaker 6 (49:40):
I just think of Tony Stark, you know, from Marble
and the Avengers.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
It's just it's all it's all that.
Speaker 6 (49:46):
That's what I see happening, Or like the Batman Cave
where you go down and it's all the humanoid robots
just waiting to exit.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
That's what's trenderbles.
Speaker 9 (50:00):
Dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Yeah, I do, got a dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 11 (50:10):
So when I go to the grocery store, I take
the vegetable bags.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
I use them as dog bags.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
That's actually a great idea. That a great Yeah. Well,
one they're bigger, like you said, like the way the
way they because I got big dogs, so you mean
big poop.
Speaker 11 (50:29):
So yeah, it's my little secret. Like I said, they're free.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (50:33):
Does anybody look at you funny when you start hoarding
all the vegetable bags or produce bags.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
I put it in the basket just like it was
there before the something ask me about You're like, I
don't know, man, someone did this thing was full back.
Speaker 11 (50:46):
Someone just left it there.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
But I grabbed the whole roll.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
You do the whole role.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
Hey, listen, thank you for picking up after your dog.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
Yeah that's the important part.
Speaker 7 (50:55):
You're also the reason why my vegetables have no bags.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little seat it.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Yeah, the word is thinking.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
What's your dirty little secret? Text cubil to four one
oh six one
Breaking news. It's the Jewel Show. Nike claims that its
new shoes can now activate the brain, heightened sensory awareness,
and improve concentration. Oh meanwhile, the makers of Crocs say
their shoes stimulate your need to sit on a lawn
chair in your driveway and drink Natty Light all day.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
See how easy it is to create fake news. That's
why every single week at this time would bring you
the cleverly named segment real News or fake News, where
I give you a news story from the week that's
gone viral and you have to tell me if it's
a real news story or a fake one that people
actually believed. Here's your first headline for real news or
fake news. Authorities at Wildlife Park in China warn influencers
(00:42):
that snow leopards aren't props for your selfies. Ah here's
the story. An influencer at a popular ski destination in
China is recovering after a snow leopard who just didn't
want to be a part of her get Ready with
Me to Ski video did well exactly what snow leopards
do and attacked her.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
That hurt like a but gonna stick.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
The influencer was able to get to within five feet
of a wild snow leopard and tried to take a
selfie with it. Eventually, a ski instructor was able to
scare the snow leopard off by waving his ski poles around,
and emergency services was called and took her to the hospital.
But don't worry, she was still able to post a
picture of herself laying there with her leopard wounds as
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she waited for help. Officials at the park are issuing
yet another warning to people who visit that snow leopards
don't care about your likes and they will eat you,
so don't take selfies with snow leopards. Is that a
real news story or a fake news story? Nina, Oh,
this is real. This just has to be real.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, Victoria, Yeah, unfortunately I do think this is real
as well.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Producer Freeze. Authorities at a wildlife park in China warn
influencers that snow leopards aren't props for your selfies, real
or fake.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I have no confidence in people. It's real.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
It's definitely real. It's very obviously. That is a real one.
Don't take pictures with wild animals that will eat you.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
No, that makes me so sad. What goes through your mind?
You're not an exception. You're just as yummy as anybody else.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
It's cute and they look comfy and cozy, adorable.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I'm in my cute snow bunny outfit, and how cute
would it be if there's a snow leopard right next
to me?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
And what is that kid's parents?
Speaker 7 (02:24):
How can my picture look? And then I get a
lot of light?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Okay, So Victoria is going to be the next one
we report on.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's Real news or Fake News? A segment where I
give you a new story that's gone viral this week.
You have to tell me if it's a real news
story or a fake one that people actually believed. Here's
your next headline for real news or fake news. After
numerous hospitalizations, the FDA warns Americans that you cannot get
nutrients from just looking at pictures of food created by AI.
(02:53):
Here's the story. Sure popular influencer had a video go
viral where they insisted that AI food is actual real food,
and they cite that it has digital macronutrient absorption. They say,
your body doesn't know the difference between a steak and
a very convincing photo of a steak, she explained, and
(03:14):
now she's pushing back against the claims by the FDA
that say, don't just look at food and think that
you're getting nutrients. The popular wellness influencer is now pushing back,
saying that the growing ai meal trend that she created
causes malnutrition and insisting that humans can. She says that
humans can, in fact receive nutrition from looking at food,
(03:35):
provided the image is rendered at a high enough resolution. What.
In a twelve minute long video filmed in front of
a ring light and an unlit stove, the influencer assured
her followers that critics don't understand how modern biology works anymore.
Nutrition isn't physical, she said, it's informational. Here's the science
(03:57):
behind it. According to the influencer, the human body is
fully capable of absorbing nutrients through what she calls visual
gastro transference, a process that she claims occurs when the
digestive aura syncs with the image. The image is macro density.
She went on to explain that the brain can download
the proteins, vitamins are mostly bioavailable, calories exist on a
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quantum spectrum, and hunger is a legacy sensation from pre
WiFi times is she high? According to her, she got
her results from a Harvard study, European doctors, and studies
on how astronauts eat, none of which she's been able
to link to. By the way, the influenceer emphasized that
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nutrition absorption depends heavily on the image quality. She says,
if you're still using seven to twenty P, you're literally starving.
She said that you need to visually eat your meals
in four K, sometimes eight K if you're bulking. She
then promoted her new course on losing weight and feeling
beaut by viewing your calories instead of eating them, available
(05:02):
for three hundred and ninety nine dollars. Authorities had to
issue a warning after hospitals began reporting that people are
coming in from malnutrition because of the new diet. Is
that a real new story or a fake news story?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (05:11):
So which part am I saying is real and fake?
The whole thing because she was real or the people
believed it?
Speaker 8 (05:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (05:18):
What answer?
Speaker 6 (05:18):
The whole name complicated, But I'm gonna go with fake
just because people.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Please don't be that dumb Victoria. It's a real new
story or a fake news story. After numerous hospitalizations the
FDA warrens Americans that you cannot get nutrients just from
looking at pictures of food created by AI.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
I want to say fake, but I really think this
is real.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Unfortunately, you producer Freeze. Is this a real new story
or a fake news story?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
What do you think?
Speaker 9 (05:41):
I wish I could get jack just by watching other
people go to the gym.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
But I'm gonna say it's fake.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
This is a fake news story thing. But the shocking
part of this new story is that it did go
viral and people actually started googling. Apparently there was reports
of over twelve million Americans googling trying to buy the
made up influencer's diet books. So it's a fake story
with also real sad implications.
Speaker 9 (06:08):
I will also say that stoners will sit there and
watch shows and see something on television, a commercial or whatever,
and get motivated to go buy some jump food and
go eat it and then gain some weight and then
get heavier.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Not the same thing.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
People.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
The people that were googling the book were like, oh
my god, that's such a great idea how to lose weight.
You could just literally have AI make my dinner every
night and just stare at it.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
For a while and fine as eba.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, here's your next headline for real news or fake news.
The Washington d C poo guyser is back and going strong.
The Washington d C pooh guyser is back and going strong.
Here's the story. So much for draining the swamp. The
Potomac River in Washington, d C. Is one of the
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country's most prestigious bodies of water. George Washington grew up
next to it and called it the River of our Nation.
The Lincoln Memorial, Jefferson Memorial, and Arlington Cemetery all sit
alongside it, and just like our politicians, it's always been
full of crap. Swimming in Washington DC's water has been
illegal since nineteen seventy one due to the high levels
(07:19):
of bacteria from human fecal matter. But over the past
few years it looked like things were improving and they
actually thought people would be able to swim in it soon.
But now there is currently a huge geyser of pooh
flooding into the Potomac thanks to a collapse last week
in a sewer line carrying wastewater from Virginia to Maryland.
(07:42):
Drinking water isn't affected, but the Potomac River, Washington, d
C's beautiful river where all those things sit is now
even more full of pooh. It's bubbling up three to
five feet into the air. Is that a real new
story or a fake news story? Nina, I'm going with real.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Hi, I am gonna say.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Reel Victoria, the Washington d C poo guyser is back
and going strong. Really fake.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
You gonna sick day?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Okay? Yeah, producer Freeze, the Washington d C pooh Guyser.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
I'm saying it's real.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You're saying it's real. Yes, this is one hundred percent real? Yes?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Real?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yes? Is that it? Or is that just the universe
trying to give us a clue? Like, hey, you guys,
how high do I have to make the pool go
here in Washington, DC for you guys to realize what's
going on?
Speaker 10 (08:35):
It's another jewbile phone frame weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Hell, Hi, this is pe Deekins calling from moving. I
was looking for jewel.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Hie.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, this is this is Yes. Hello, So I'm calling
in regards to the items from your move being a
little bit delayed. Yeah, I've been expecting this call.
Speaker 11 (09:03):
I've been trying to get a hold of you guys
and had no look, so thank you for calling.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah. Yeah, so there's a little bit of an issue,
and I know we're already late with your you know,
multi state move, so you probably want your stuff. I'm
able to just transfer to the driver if you'd like
to speak with him, so you can, you know, talk
to him about it and get your items to you
as quickly as possible.
Speaker 11 (09:25):
Yeah, that that'd be great, Peter. I really this was
all that you guys will have.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
All my thank you. I'm sorry about that. His name
is Heinrich. I'm gonna transfer you there right now. I
don't know, it's just still to be upset on the
step of my situation.
Speaker 12 (09:42):
Hello hello, hello, hello, hello, Hello.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Is this you all?
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
This is Iron?
Speaker 12 (09:52):
Hello, this is I Yeah, hello hello, okay, Hey, I'm
so sorry about this.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 12 (09:59):
I have it's radio and for some reason, yes, for
some reason, my radio just plays on the blue to
this and I don't know how to stop it sometimes.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
So I'm so sorry about this. That's what's just playing
my musics? How is this duel? Yes?
Speaker 11 (10:12):
This is a jewel.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yes, you can't figure out that music.
Speaker 12 (10:18):
Once I don't trying to turns of blue tists off
on my device.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, because for some reason this plays or to speaker.
So when I'm trying to speak on.
Speaker 12 (10:25):
The phone, and I'm so sorry that I knew Montana
with your items or the day I was supposed to
be an Arizona.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
One second, I'm okay, Hello, I think I've got it off.
Speaker 11 (10:33):
Did I just say that you're in Montana with my stuff?
Speaker 12 (10:35):
Yes, I'm in Montana, and I'm so sorry about this.
I know I was supposed to be an Arizona with
your items three days ago, but I've been in Montana
for a few days and I don't know how to
get out.
Speaker 11 (10:46):
What you don't know how to get out?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
No, I don't know. I don't know how to get out.
Speaker 11 (10:51):
You guys are already two days late with my stuff, and
you said Montana, what's up that?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
That's the whole.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
That's the whole.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
No, as it came back on, I'm so sorry about this.
Speaker 11 (11:01):
Let me tell it.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
I did it.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Tried to get back from music for one second.
Speaker 12 (11:04):
I'm so sorry about If you're talking, I cannot hear you.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I'm so sorry. One second.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Let me see if I could just top the button. No, Hello,
did is it off? It's off? Yes, it's off. Okay,
what are you saying it was off last time?
Speaker 12 (11:16):
I'm so sorry about this, but yes, I'm in Montana
and I don't know how to get out.
Speaker 11 (11:21):
You're in Montana with my stuff or you're in Montana
making another run.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
No, I'm in Montana with your items. I've been here
for a days.
Speaker 11 (11:28):
What are you doing in Montana? That's completely opposite way.
Speaker 12 (11:31):
I got lost on the way and my GPS wasn't working,
so I just followed a truck that was next to me.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You just followed it? Yes, you could have.
Speaker 11 (11:42):
You could have stoped and asked somebody.
Speaker 12 (11:43):
Yes, but my phone has been malfunctioning, just like how
it is doing this simblutus.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
And the music's so that's not my problem. I was
trying to get up when I was trying to get
into works, but I need music down. I'm sorry, it's
just one second. See my phone is malfunctioning. You get
your bruss about that.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yes, Hello, I think I've turned it off.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Now.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I don't want to hear your sorry anymore.
Speaker 11 (12:04):
I want you to cut off the music.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Cut off the music.
Speaker 11 (12:07):
So I can figure out what I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Get MyH Have you ever been to buildings Montana?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I'm not going down.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Maybe you could come.
Speaker 11 (12:13):
And do you have a manager? Do you have do
you have some somebody? I can talk to you, because
this is not it.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I would trustfer you back to the office.
Speaker 11 (12:23):
You're gonna tell me that, no, King, are you gonna
talk to them first?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I better not.
Speaker 11 (12:28):
Get this this hold on?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Please, old, please, it is ridiculous.
Speaker 11 (12:34):
Yoh, shall I tell you this? Hello?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
It's a great day at moving this Pete Diikins. What
can I do you for?
Speaker 11 (12:41):
Pete?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You know what?
Speaker 11 (12:42):
I just got a call from you, and this is
not a great day for me right now. It's transferred
me to one of your trucks and apparently my Montana. Yeah, Matt,
that's not where I came from.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah. Our driver Heinrich, he's kind of new here. And
apparently I'm.
Speaker 11 (12:58):
Glad that you find this funny because I'm not.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I'm not amused.
Speaker 11 (13:01):
What's going to happen here?
Speaker 5 (13:02):
My stuff was.
Speaker 11 (13:02):
Supposed to be here two days ago. So hired follows
random around the nation and that many be fired. He
doesn't know how to work a phone.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
He doesn't know how to work a radio.
Speaker 11 (13:10):
He doesn't know how to deliver things.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I don't even the job.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, he's just a pleasure to work with. That's why
we keep it.
Speaker 11 (13:16):
He's a fun guy, wait, a pleasure to have on
the road.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
You in the office, Hey, Jewel, this is actually Jewel
from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you
and your husband. Set you up. Oh, it's a joke.
Your husband just told us that your movers are really late,
and you were upset about it, and you wanted me
to mess with you.
Speaker 10 (13:37):
Wake up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day, brought to you by
Muckle Sheet being Go in Auburn. You're home from MACHINEO.
It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
So it was clearly only a matter of time before
everybody decided to jump on and try to make a
jingle for soda, just like the doctor Pepper girl.
Speaker 11 (13:57):
Right.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I've been seeing so many people do that now, try
and different things. But the thing is the one that
she did. It was just her messing around, but I
saw this one. Dude, he literally put together a whole
like actual jingle thing, and I'm like, that's it's like
professionally dope, right right. That's not why she got viral exactly.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
So there is kind of a mashup of some of
the ones that have been making the rounds around the internet.
They're not going to get two million dollars, but you
will get to hear them in just a second, so
you can see what we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
By the way, the girl that did that original one,
she's from Tacoma. She's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Yeah, to try to get her on. If she's listening,
answer to DM we love to talk to you.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Romeo. Is that what her name is. Yeah, she's funny, man.
I was watching her TikTok and I don't even watch TikTok,
but I was like, she's funny. Strike me up.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
So yeah, Well, allegedly she got two million dollars from
doctor Pepper. That's not why we're trying to talk to you, girl.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
That's why I'm trying to talk. I'm trying to ask
her for I'm want to ask her for a loan.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
But you'll hear those jingles in just a second. And
then you can see what you think.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
But college students are finding new ways to cheat with AI.
So as expected, if you've been using chat GPT to
write your papers and stuff, there is a way for
your teachers, your professors to catch you. But now there's
new humanizing tools. There's certain AI tools that are called
humanizers that avoid detection of cheating. So some things like
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chat GPT zero. I don't know why I'm even telling
you these things, because I'm not encouraging this by any means.
I just I had never heard of it. Doesn't that
defeat the purpose though, like seriously.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
But that also means that someone took the time to
create those websites, Like someone created that, which is very smart.
But like I'm gomen using but I don't know, I'm like,
how much money you think they're making A lot?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I know people who didn't have AI and things like
that when they were in school. They complain about how
easy it is for kids where they can just use AI.
I wish that was in there for me when I
was in school. That'd be so dope. I was always
like behind on everything, you know, so it'd be nice
to be like, hey, I plug it into a I
have my work done on time, it'd be great.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
And then you still like we'd been in what you'd
be in the same position where it's like you didn't
learn anything.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Either way, it's all good. Figure it out.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
People are gonna make cut corners no matter what. That's
the lesson that people are.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
I feel like papers are less neat, Like no one
I don't write a paper for anything.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah, there's no.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Reason for me to know how many paragraphs I need
to be in this or that, like, at least.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
For our job.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
So I mean, people who are typing that in a
tauty problem I'm really hoping don't have to use that
in the future, are going to be like a lawyer
or like a Oh.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
I'm sure lawyers are using them for briefs.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I will say this, I'm sure that. Yeah, cheating is bad,
is not good for you.
Speaker 11 (16:46):
You know.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I cheated in math until I couldn't anymore. And I
graduated high school and I was in a pre algebra
class that I failed with eighth graders from the junior
high that came over. I was the only senior in there.
And today, to this day me trying to add anything
is so hard. So I'm like Man, you don't pay
(17:07):
attention in your classes. I mean it, one hundred percent.
I'm trying to do a hardwood for my house right now,
I'm measuring. Man, I'm just like, why couldn't I have
just learned one fraction in my life?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Because back then you're like, what am I ever going
to use fractions for?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I still figured it out. I'm still doing it, you know,
it just takes a little longer using that. Yes, of course,
proud of you. What's the fifth notch on a ruler thing?
You mean?
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Well, you could be documenting your experience on the new
number one social media platform.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Have you guys heard about this?
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Everybody's jumping ship from TikTok and heading right on over
to upscrolls. Upscrolled is now the number one social media
platform where you can post videos, text, pictures, everything like
you can on all the other apps, but this way
there's no censorship, there's no algorithm. Everything just I mean,
I guess there's got to be some kind of algorithm.
But what they're saying is it's like the anti social
(18:07):
media social media.
Speaker 7 (18:08):
Who called it the number one social media.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
It's the most doubt, it's I guess the most right
now I've seen.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
It on my timeline, Like people I know have been
mentioning it like on their own not advertising or anything
like that. It's got some viral organic buzz right now.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
A lot, well a lot of it has to do
with the censorship. People that are jumping over there don't
want censored content.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
So yeah, interesting, huh. As you go to find it on.
Speaker 9 (18:33):
Your phone, everybody's already adding it to their phones right now.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
And lastly, if you need some inspo, if you're looking
to ride a jingle for a soda company too, here's
a little mashup of some of the ones that have
been making their rounds around social media.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
If Mountain dew.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Is that's not that's not love, that's a crush.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, that one was good. The thing is like, when
you hop on something like that too late, it's like
everybody's doing it now, so that the company are gonna
be like, no, we're not gonna especially after you know,
Doctor Pepper just did it. Then all the other companies
are gonna be like, yeah, we're gonna do the exact
same thing as Dr Pepper.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
Yeah, you know, even if you're good. Sorry, but that's
what's trending.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I liked the last guy. Though. Julie is on the
phone today for to catch a cheater, and she thinks
that her boyfriend of four years named Marcus might be
messing around. So we'll see if we can figure it
out for her. Julie, Sorry, you're in this situation, but
what's going on? Why do you think Marcus is cheating
on you?
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Hi?
Speaker 13 (19:48):
Yeah, so, I'm a little embarrassed, admit this, but I'm kind.
Speaker 11 (19:54):
Of I get kind of jealous. I think I hide
it pretty well, but I'm kind of like, I'm a
little here. I get kind of jella.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Well, a lot of people are. I don't feel bad
about that.
Speaker 11 (20:04):
Thank you.
Speaker 13 (20:05):
Yeah, so I was. I was snooping in our apartment.
Speaker 11 (20:11):
He wasn't home. I just kind of poking around and
I found a journal of his and I read it.
Speaker 13 (20:19):
I know, I'm embarrassed, but I read it, and I
found this entry that's making me think something's going on.
Speaker 11 (20:28):
It is a real short entry, but I have it
right here. I can read it to you if you want.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah, of course, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 11 (20:35):
It says I'm keeping this secret from Julie. I never
thought i'd be into it or do this behind her.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Back.
Speaker 13 (20:42):
If she found out, she'd kill me and probably be
hurt because I know it's a huge breach of trust.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Whoa.
Speaker 11 (20:49):
And then it said I hope.
Speaker 13 (20:50):
She doesn't find out, and I'm glad it's over for
now because she didn't deserve that.
Speaker 11 (20:55):
And it's so hard to fake, like I'm into it
now when I'm with Julie.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
He wrote this in a journal.
Speaker 13 (21:03):
Yeah, I mean, I just don't know how it's not
horrible geenus but what else do we mean? And then
it went on to say, and I don't know why
I'm so into it. It must be the intimacy. And
it's so hot.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
WHOA?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
What in the world is he talking about?
Speaker 13 (21:20):
I mean, I have guesses, but and then he says
and at the same time, I know that's not who
I am, but.
Speaker 11 (21:27):
For some reason, it's so hot and sexy.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
WHOA? What is okay?
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Does does he ever say anything specifically in it? Like,
I mean, it sounds like he's talking, you know, sure.
Speaker 13 (21:39):
No, it just keeps like referencing like hot and sexy
and you know, faking it now with me, which.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
It's have you guys been intimate? Like are you guys?
Is that department normal? Or has it changed.
Speaker 13 (21:53):
I mean, it's been normal, but ever since I read that,
now I'm like if he's taking it because he like
what you know what I mean Now I'm like, yeah
about it.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Yeah, Well, before you read that entry, did you have
any feeling that he was cheating on you at all?
Speaker 13 (22:06):
Well, like I said, I'm kind of always a little jealous,
but I felt like, I don't know, he's kind of
like being weird with his phone and like he seemed
kind of distant, you know, But like I could totally
be putting that on because I feel like I'm like
looking for it.
Speaker 11 (22:23):
But that journal entry like really freaked me out.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, it would freak me out too, if you're just
joining us. Julie is on the phone, and Julie thinks
that her boyfriend of four years named Marcus might be cheating.
So we're about to call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he's a rewards member at
and say that he's this month's lucky winner of free
flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if
he sends those to Julie or to somebody else. But
(22:47):
before we do that, Julie, why don't you break down
your situation again real quick?
Speaker 11 (22:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (22:52):
So I felt like Marcus was acting a little weird,
and I did some snooping and I found a journal
entry that says, it's he's keeping it is he going
from me, and he's doing something behind my back that
would ruin my trust, and that he feels terrible but
it's so hot and sexy, and that he's staking it
with me.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Wild.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, okay, Well, are you ready for us to call in?
Speaker 11 (23:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Here we go. Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from grocers.
I was looking for our rewards card member and named Marcus.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, it's me.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Hi, Marcus, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations
and thank you for shopping with us. You're this month's
winter I hope you can hear us all celebrating you
over here. Thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
Okay, congratulations the flowers.
Speaker 11 (23:58):
The flowers.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, maybe, oh, maybe you haven't seen the signs in
the store. Every single month, we choose one lucky rewards
card member who gets free gift from us, and it's
flowers deliver from our florial department to anybody that you
want absolutely free. It's actually a three hundred and sixteen
dollars value. You've won thirty six long stin red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a car to
be delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 11 (24:18):
That's cute. Okay, Now on the papone.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Nope, nope. I will not ask you for any credit
card information. There's no purchase necessary. It's just our way
of saying thank you, and it's super easy to do too.
I can take the information down in just a matter
of minutes over the phone. If you already know who
you want to send them to, we can do that
right now. If you need to think about it, I
can set up a time and call you back, or
you can come down to the store and stand in
the customer service line, whatever you would like to do.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I guess let's just do it now.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I don't know, great, perfect, Okay, I've got my stuff
all pulled up here and again you'll get confirmations on
all this before we're off the phone, so you know
that it's all legit. But the first thing I would
need would be first and last name of the person
you want to send them to. If you want to
put anything on a card and then the address, and
that's it.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Her name is Julie.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Julie got it? Okay, great? And did you want to
put anything on the card to Julie?
Speaker 8 (25:17):
Okay, this might be a little awkward, but just put
This might.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Be a weird way to bring this up.
Speaker 8 (25:25):
But I messed up pretty big and I need to
come clean to you.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Okay. Uh yeah, I got that down. And now I
guess I'll just let you know that this is not
the grocery store at all. This is actually a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Hi, I'm Nina.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Hi, I'm Victoria, and my name is Jebal And we
do a segment on our show, call to Catch a Cheater,
where if you think your significant other is messing around,
you see you they send flowers to and your girlfriend
Julie is on the phone.
Speaker 12 (25:55):
What do you what do you mean?
Speaker 11 (25:57):
You messed up?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Oh my.
Speaker 11 (26:03):
Marcus, what did you do? Hello? Are you there?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Like?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
What do you mean?
Speaker 11 (26:10):
What what does that mean? What does that card mean?
I read the journal entry, Marcus, I know you've been
messing around, Like what the you my journal?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Are you?
Speaker 11 (26:22):
Yeah? I did get over it? What the fuck? Are
you talking about?
Speaker 13 (26:26):
The journal entry said you've been doing something behind my back,
that you were thinking it with me, that it feels
so good, Like, what the hell have you been doing?
I know you're cheating on me. I read it, so
you might as well just tell me.
Speaker 11 (26:39):
I'm not cheating on you.
Speaker 13 (26:41):
Oh bosh, you just wrote a card that said you
were sorry. And I read that entry like what the
hell are you hiding for me? Like what are you
so ashamed of? What's gonna break? You already breached my
trust and you wrote about it in that entry, so like,
what are you hiding?
Speaker 11 (26:55):
Who are you cheating with? What's your name? Marcus? Blowing
the way?
Speaker 8 (27:02):
I can't believe that you read my journal, like you're
going through my stuff?
Speaker 11 (27:05):
Oh my gosh, you're cheating on me. Maybe I read
it because you've been asking so weird.
Speaker 13 (27:11):
I could tell something was up and you wouldn't talk
to me, so I had to check.
Speaker 11 (27:16):
I would never cheat on you, Julie.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
I love you.
Speaker 13 (27:20):
Well, and what what's what are you hiding? What would
hurt me so bad? What's broken my trust?
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Like?
Speaker 11 (27:26):
What the are you on about? And what's so hot
and sexy that now you're faking it with me. Okay, listen,
I'm not cheating on you.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
But I did finish the rest of Heated Rivalry behind
your back.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Why Marcus, are you kidding me?
Speaker 11 (27:52):
Oh my god?
Speaker 8 (27:53):
I felt really bad about it the part in the
journal where I said that I'm faking it. It's about
watching the so like when we're watching it, I have
to like fake like I haven't seen it before, Like
I don't know what's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Have I already seen it?
Speaker 11 (28:09):
Oh my god? Oh my god, I thought.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
I mean, it sounded like you're not crazy. It sounded bad.
Speaker 11 (28:21):
I see it.
Speaker 13 (28:22):
Oh my god, I feel insane now. But it did
it sounded really bad?
Speaker 8 (28:25):
Right, Yes, yeah, I can corally understand why you thought was.
Speaker 13 (28:31):
Oh my god, but wait, you think it's hot? Like,
I mean, are you trying to tell me? Are you
trying to tell me you're gay or something? Or is
this like what's going on?
Speaker 8 (28:39):
No, oh my goodness, it's just you know, I'm a
sensitive guy, and the love scene, you know, sometimes they
gets to me.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
I did cry.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I watched it. By the way, Okay, so you've been
you guys were started watching Heated Rivalry together. It's a
movie about the two hockey players that are like in
love with each other, and you binged it behind her back,
and that's what you've been feeling guilty about.
Speaker 8 (29:01):
Yes, I've been watching on my phone at work, and
I'm like, I've.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Watched the whole thing almost.
Speaker 11 (29:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 13 (29:14):
I mean I'm annoyed you watched it without me, but
I'll get over it.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
I wish you could have just come to me and
if you thought I was acting weird or anything.
Speaker 11 (29:24):
I wish you didn't have to like go through my journal.
Speaker 8 (29:26):
I wish you could just talk to me and ask me, Hey,
what's going on?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
You know that's fair?
Speaker 13 (29:32):
Yeah, No, I mean you're absolutely right. I'm I just
got so scared and I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
So do you forgive me for watching Heeded a Rivalry
without you at work?
Speaker 11 (29:46):
Yes? I've heard there of you, but but I still
want to watch it.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
We can still watch it. I liked it, so.
Speaker 11 (29:53):
I don't mind watching anything. I don't have to take it, though.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Can I take your order? Am I going to a tall?
Speaker 5 (30:02):
A large black coffee? Large black cough?
Speaker 11 (30:06):
Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 6 (30:07):
No?
Speaker 11 (30:07):
I mean he means event Yeah, the biggest one you got.
Speaker 9 (30:10):
Venty is large, No venti is twenty.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yeah, large is large. In fact, toll is large and
grande is Spanish for large. Venty's the only one that
doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian.
Congratulations for stupid in three language. It's time for America's
favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria. Your chance to take
on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for comedian
(30:34):
John Mulaney tickets. Unlets's me today's contestant for U vus Victoria.
Darren was up, Darren, how's it going pretty good? Yeah? Hi? Yeah,
the end of a question?
Speaker 7 (30:48):
Any question? What do you request to Darren? I don't
know what I needed a question.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Victoria's got gay.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Victoria's panicking right now. You make her nervous.
Speaker 11 (30:59):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I went with a really cool avocado toast this morning.
Speaker 7 (31:02):
Ah, dang it.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
You see what sucks is that sounds really good and
with a little bit of eggs on it.
Speaker 7 (31:06):
I meant to wake up early this morning to make
some eggs. That didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
But yes, hey that's dope. Thanks for sharing. All right,
here we go. We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she leaves and thinks about the fact that
she didn't make eggs when she was going to and
Darren had avocado toast.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
She was so nice too, Thanks.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
For sharing thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
We don't know when, just say pass and Victoria has
to beat you outright to wain. Okay, Darren? All right,
all right, she's outside and your time starts. Now.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
What color was coca cola originally?
Speaker 11 (31:47):
Clear?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
What US state is known as the Sunshine State.
Speaker 11 (31:53):
Florida?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
What country is home to the Great Barrier Reef.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Australia?
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Who played jazz in Titanic?
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
How many days are in a leap year?
Speaker 11 (32:09):
Three sixty?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and
while she's getting ready and putting on her headphones and stuff, Darren,
I have a very important question to ask you. Yeah,
which have for breakfast?
Speaker 11 (32:26):
Have you ever streamed I did have, I had, I
had eggs?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Wow, it's impressive. Have you ever streamed the Jubil Show
before on any device or phone? Anything?
Speaker 11 (32:39):
I haven't.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
My my mom won't let me.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
So she's got printal patrol set up on there, Well,
you should check it out. Let your mom ask your
mom if you can just stream at one time to
see how cool it is. Okay, I'll live all right.
Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, just say passed
and have to be Darren outright to win. Darren, you
(33:01):
can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 11 (33:06):
Alright, Victoria, milkshake?
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Go?
Speaker 3 (33:09):
What color was Coca cola originally?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
So good? Right now?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (33:15):
What color white?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
I don't know?
Speaker 6 (33:19):
Wait, that's what US state is known as the Sunshine State.
Speaker 7 (33:28):
My wait, California?
Speaker 3 (33:30):
What country is home to the Great Barrier?
Speaker 7 (33:32):
Reef Australia?
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Who played Jack in Titanic?
Speaker 7 (33:36):
Beans talk?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (33:39):
Wait wait I know, no, no, no, no, no, only
think anything.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
This is so bad talking.
Speaker 11 (33:46):
I know, I know.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
Leonardo DiCaprio, all.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Right, I don't know if you will get credit for
that one. That's a very long time I got it.
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard. Our producer freeze.
Speaker 9 (34:00):
So I want to give Darren credit for the diversion
tactically of the very beginning. That was brilliant everybody take no,
everybody take note. Darren came across with four correct and
Victoria came across with one.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Darren, congratulations, that's.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
If you had the Leonardo one.
Speaker 7 (34:18):
But no, I got most of those rights.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Well even if we gave you too, he still won.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
So that's up. Hey, Darren, you got John m Lady
tickets just for playing too. Let's get the answers now
with Nina. She just said, what did I miss?
Speaker 6 (34:35):
Remember when the Coca Cola questioned and you were like
strawberry or she.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Said Jack from Titanic? You said beanstalk.
Speaker 7 (34:46):
Because y'all said Jack, And my real.
Speaker 6 (34:51):
Coca Cola was actually originally greenish ew. The US state
that's known as the Sunshine State is Florida. Australia is
home with the Great Barrier Reeves. Leonardo DiCaprio played Jack
in Titanic. And there are three hundred and sixty six
days and a leap.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Ear Wait what I thought there's one last day? So
three hundred and sixty four days? Wait, no, I'm not
wrong about that.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Elite backwards.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Yeah, but people who have are born on leap years.
Speaker 7 (35:20):
It only happens every four years.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Right, an e leap forward leap a day. It doesn't
jump back. Darren. You reduced Victoria to being a ball
on the floor. Literally, she's laying on the floor. O.
Great job, great job, good word. Yeah. We play you
(35:44):
for Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play Victoria, all you have to
do is just dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the Jubilshow dot com and you too can
take on Victoria. How you feel in their champ.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
I want to go for a milkshake.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
I feel right now, and don't forget. You can always
go to the Jubil Show dot com to do anything
that you want to do as far as the show goes.
You can submit to the phone pranks. Yeah that's the
that's on our dark web portion version. But that's different,
you know. But you can submit for phone pranks, dirty
little secrets the first day, follow up all that stuff.
Speaker 7 (36:19):
I have a question, actually, Darren, are you still on
the phone?
Speaker 8 (36:23):
I am?
Speaker 7 (36:23):
How old are you?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Fifty five?
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (36:28):
You said your parents like had like control of it,
So I thought I think it was joking. Yeah, I
thought you but I well.
Speaker 7 (36:36):
I was gonna say then you can't win the tickets
because you have.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
To be ag it didn't work.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Sorry, Darren, I think it's just fine to take that.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
You know, I'll take it.
Speaker 10 (36:51):
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Speaker 1 (36:58):
Bobby is on the phone today for a first say
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Mila. So in
a second we're gonna call her and see if she
tell us why she's ghosting him and hopefully get him
another day. But first, Bobby, how long has it been
since you heard from Mela there?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
It's been about ten days.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Have you tried to reach out to her in those
sun days? Uh?
Speaker 14 (37:17):
Yeah, I've texted her like twice. I sent her a
meme or two, but it's been nothing.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Okay, Well, why don't you tell us about the date?
Speaker 11 (37:27):
Sure?
Speaker 14 (37:28):
Yeah, So we met a pot look that a mutual
friend friend was growing and it was her ads makes
you know, everyone's bringing a homemade dish thing and I
love to cook.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
I love being in the kitchen.
Speaker 14 (37:40):
So I brought my mom's like famous past role and
it might have been slightly overcooked, but it was still
edible and I think really good. And Mela showed up
with like this like amazing like professional charcuterie board, so
many different cheeses. I could not stop eating it, and
(38:00):
for like the entire night, like for so long. You know,
it was like it was a really good vine.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
That's great.
Speaker 6 (38:05):
So did you feel like Mila was into the vibe?
Does she love that you were eating her cheese?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (38:12):
Absolutely, Like we were talking with a group outside and
it felt like it was just us too, Just like
we were just talking between us like the entire time,
back and forth, and like we were talking about like
cooking too, like the best way to my walk, which
you know I have some very strong feelings about.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
So I mean it felt really natural and good.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Why do you think she might be ghosting you?
Speaker 14 (38:37):
Okay, Well, the only thing I can think is that
I might have like overdone it at the potluck, like
we I think I tried to impress her too much.
But basically she mentioned that how much she loves flond
and I tried to like whip one up from scratch,
just like using whatever I could find in the kitchen,
(39:00):
like I thought it'd be like really cute and romantic,
but it did not go very well. Like I set
off the smoke alarm and the flaw turned out.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
More like like a soup.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
That's pretty impressive that you were able to make an
impromptu flawn. Yeah, I'm just.
Speaker 6 (39:17):
Trying to picture it. She's like, I love flawn, and
you go, bet watch this.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Yeah. I might have. I might have been feeling a
little too.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Confident, okay, And did the flawn taste any good?
Speaker 8 (39:29):
You know?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
It did tasted fine.
Speaker 14 (39:31):
The consistency was a little weird, but she like laughed
it off, you know, But then she got like kind
of quiet after that. So I don't know, I like,
I don't know if I give her the ack or
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (39:42):
It's like, how do you recover from a fire alarm?
I mean that's quite a like, I mean, or the
whole party's got to stop for a second and then
restart up again.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Yeah, I mean he was quick. We just worked the
smoke alarm out of the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
It was no big deal, all right. And so the
flawn or the failed flawn, I guess, is the only
thing you can think of that might be the reason
that she's ghosting you.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Yeah, because like everything else went like so naturally at
the party.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
So I don't know, tell us what happened with me again.
Speaker 14 (40:13):
Yeah, so we met, had a pop look but a
mutual friend put together and we really hit it off.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Your like talking all night.
Speaker 14 (40:22):
And then I tried to impress her by like making
a flawn from scratch and it did not go very well.
But it's not like anyone got hurt or anything. But
you know, I think I might have just turned her off.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I've never known anybody that's gotten injured from a flaw,
but it happens.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
It's possible.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
We'll see. Are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 11 (40:44):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Okay, here we go. Want a dollar phone number right now? Hello, Hi,
MANSD to Mela. Please, this is she Mila. How are you?
This is the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Hei Miila. I'm Nina.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Hi, I'm Victoria and I'm Jubil. How are you doing?
Speaker 11 (41:10):
Oh my god? Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yeah? Do you listen to the show ever?
Speaker 11 (41:15):
I have heard you guys before. This is this is wild?
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Thank you? Well, you've never heard a first date follow up?
What you do on the show. That's a segment where
if you're ghosting somebody, you can email us and then
we call that person and see if they'll tell us
why you're ghosting them. So we got an email about
you from somebody do you know who would email us?
Speaker 11 (41:33):
Is it about Bobby?
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Yes, it is about Bobby. He told us all about
meeting you at the party, and I said, it's been
about ten days that you guys really hit it off,
liked you a lot, but doesn't know why you're not
calling him back. Would you mind telling us?
Speaker 11 (41:49):
Uh? Sure?
Speaker 13 (41:51):
So Okay, first off, Bobby is sweet, really sweet, but
he's kind of chaotic.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Okay, okay, my luck was fun.
Speaker 13 (42:00):
But I've never seen someone try to make a flawn
out of nothing.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
He told us about that he thinks that him trying
to make a flawn and then setting off the fire
alarm and all that stuff might be the reason that
you're ghosting.
Speaker 11 (42:12):
Oh no, I mean it was. It was very sweet.
It was kind of insane, but it was very sweet.
Speaker 13 (42:19):
But there was this girl there, Emily, who would not
stop flirting with him.
Speaker 11 (42:23):
She was trying to help him.
Speaker 13 (42:26):
She was like, oh my god, you're so brave for
making this flawn. It's amazing. It was not an amazing flan,
you know, And I'm just I'm not interested in chasing anyone. Well,
I mean, the fire alarm did go off though, you know,
I'm just I'm not interested in like fighting over some guy.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
You know, he's nice, but he said he texted you
a couple of times.
Speaker 13 (42:53):
Yeah, but I mean, I just it seems messy and
chaotic and not me.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Like you think that the other girl that was flirting
with him, he's also interested in her.
Speaker 13 (43:05):
I mean I assume so because she was so flirty.
So I'm just kind of like, that's cool, do your thing,
you know.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Did he flirt back though? Was he given her the
time of day?
Speaker 13 (43:15):
I mean, he was so excited about the flyn that
I'm not sure. He just seemed really really excited about everything,
so kind of.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Yeah, someone is a little less excited about life.
Speaker 13 (43:31):
There was just a chaotic element to it that I'm
just not sure about, you know.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Okay, Okay, Well, thank you for telling us why you're
not calling him back. Speaking of chaos, Mila, I don't
know if you know this or not, but Bobby is
actually on the phone and wants to talk to me.
Speaker 11 (43:50):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Wait, wait, you really think Emily was flirting with me? Really?
Speaker 11 (43:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (43:57):
She ate two pieces of that flaw, Like nobody wanted
to eat that.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Well, I thought she was just being nice, Like.
Speaker 13 (44:08):
I mean, she she was being nice, but like in
a get into your pants kind of way.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Oh.
Speaker 11 (44:14):
I mean she was like grabbing your arm while you.
Speaker 13 (44:17):
Were cooking, and she kept like laughing at literally everything said.
Speaker 11 (44:20):
I mean, obviously this is what women do when they're
into you.
Speaker 14 (44:24):
I guess I didn't notice, honestly, I was really just
trying to make sure I didn't like burn up the kitchen.
Speaker 11 (44:32):
Well fair, because we're almost.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
In Neila, where were you this whole time?
Speaker 6 (44:35):
Like were you off in a corner watching him make
it while Emily was flirting with him, or were you
standing there trying to like still get attention.
Speaker 13 (44:43):
No, I was kind of off in the corner at
that point, like I sensed it, and I just was like,
I'm out, you know, like it's just I don't know,
maybe it's like self defense. I'm just not interested in
getting in the middle of like something that was clearly happening.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Like you know, Okay, No, I get that.
Speaker 6 (45:01):
Sometimes you're just too tired, like like look at me,
I'm so cute, Like it's exhausting, But.
Speaker 11 (45:09):
Yeah, you don't really do that, you know. I was
just kind of.
Speaker 13 (45:11):
Like you're sweet, don't have fun. She's all over you,
like trying not to burn anything down.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Well, Mela, would you like to go on another date
with Bobby? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 13 (45:20):
I mean, I guess I misread it because I thought
you were into Emily. But if she's not in the picture,
I would be open to that. Y.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
You got another date with Mila.
Speaker 14 (45:35):
Well, actually, now that I like know this about Emily,
I think I kind of want to text her.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
What wow, shameless?
Speaker 14 (45:46):
Well, I mean she's like really into me like that,
and like I kind of be keeping not to go
for it.
Speaker 11 (45:54):
Oh well, I guess I did read it right. I
don't know what to do now. I feel really weird.
Speaker 14 (46:03):
Yeah, I mean, Mela, like no offense, but like thanks
for telling me, like you're really cool, like your guacrus
if sounds awesome, But I mean Emily's like really pretty and.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
All right, Well back to that chaotic thing. Meila, thank
you for your time, and Bobby, good luck with Emily.
I guess Mila, I'm sorry.
Speaker 13 (46:29):
Wow, Okay, kind of what I expected to be honest,
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Wow, guys, thanks so much for doing this. This is
so cool.
Speaker 11 (46:42):
Jubile's first Date follow up.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. Brought to you by
muckleshot Be and going Auburn your home from Machinko. It's
time for Nita's what's trending?
Speaker 6 (46:51):
I'm really trying to decide what I should tell you
guys last do you want.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
Happy news to look forward to?
Speaker 6 (46:58):
Or do you want to know what Elon is doing
to replace the Tesla models?
Speaker 3 (47:03):
Like what's going to be in those parts?
Speaker 7 (47:05):
So another, So that's what it is.
Speaker 6 (47:07):
Tesla is discontinuing the models and Model X. What he
is doing in the space that he was creating those
originally and is what I will tell you in a second.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
Okay, So it's not a warehouse to garage.
Speaker 6 (47:17):
Well, I think it is probably a warehouse too, because
you had to make a lot of those Teslas.
Speaker 7 (47:21):
Oh you said space. I did, so I seem like
that I was.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
To space.
Speaker 6 (47:28):
I meant I meant like space like place like, not
outer space like anyway.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
So the good news.
Speaker 6 (47:35):
The good news is apple Bee's is bringing one hundred
dollars date night pass back.
Speaker 7 (47:39):
Okay, wait, they used to have a one hundred dollars
day pass.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
I don't have it.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
It's for the lovers YEP. Three thousand Apple Club apple.
Speaker 6 (47:47):
Bee's members are going to randomly be selected to buy
one hundred dollars pass, which is valued at six hundred
dollars for the third year in a row, so you
can go and you can get whatever you want. It
unlocks up to fifty dollars of food and non alcoholic
drinks per.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Very exciting for anybody who has an Applebee's past, because
you must love the apple beas to have an apple
Bee's past. Like, I didn't even know they offered that.
I didn't read that part.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
What am I going to do with non alcoholic drinks that.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Have fun?
Speaker 3 (48:19):
I mean, I can have fun without it.
Speaker 6 (48:21):
I just feel like if you're going to tell me
this is something to be excited about, that would make
it more exciting.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
I know what you're trying to.
Speaker 6 (48:30):
I made the mistake and was scrolling on social media
right before we did this trending, so I'm like thinking
of two things at the same time. Costco is being
sued over certain preservatives that's in their rotisserie chicken. This
part is kind of funny because the people that actually
filed this lawsuit are planning to buy the chicken anyway,
but they're just upset that Costco was claiming that they
(48:53):
had no preservatives in it, when actually they have too,
just to control the pH levels in this litw spoilage.
But they're like, nah, we just want to make a
fight and try to get money, but we'll keep buying
the chicken. It's funny, and Tesla is discontinuing the Model
S and Model X in the second quarter of twenty
twenty six. Elon just announced this, but in place of
(49:14):
those models, he's going to be focusing on it's the
optimist humanoid robots.
Speaker 7 (49:21):
Why so he made it?
Speaker 4 (49:23):
Okay, he made cars that explode, and now he's gonna
make robots that.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Will explode us eventually explode us. Why robot Army, Why
go hang out.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
In the pool, don't do anything else, sir, beside built things.
Speaker 6 (49:40):
I just think of Tony Stark, you know, from Marble
and the Avengers.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
It's just it's all it's all that.
Speaker 6 (49:46):
That's what I see happening, Or like the Batman Cave
where you go down and it's all the humanoid robots
just waiting to exit.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
That's what's trenderbles.
Speaker 9 (50:00):
Dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Yeah, I do, got a dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 11 (50:10):
So when I go to the grocery store, I take
the vegetable bags.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
I use them as dog bags.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
That's actually a great idea. That a great Yeah. Well,
one they're bigger, like you said, like the way the
way they because I got big dogs, so you mean
big poop.
Speaker 11 (50:29):
So yeah, it's my little secret. Like I said, they're free.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (50:33):
Does anybody look at you funny when you start hoarding
all the vegetable bags or produce bags.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
I put it in the basket just like it was
there before the something ask me about You're like, I
don't know, man, someone did this thing was full back.
Speaker 11 (50:46):
Someone just left it there.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
But I grabbed the whole roll.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
You do the whole role.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
Hey, listen, thank you for picking up after your dog.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
Yeah that's the important part.
Speaker 7 (50:55):
You're also the reason why my vegetables have no bags.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little seat it.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Yeah, the word is thinking.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
What's your dirty little secret? Text cubil to four one
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