Full Jubal Show from Thursday March 5th, 2026

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is old thing, your heart is true, your.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Pell right.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Ad invited everyone pull.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
On mic just a little.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the car
detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has their
wacky cast of characters, and the Jubil Show is no different.
Why it's the Jewel Show with your drunken Mina Hi.
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And
who could forget the newest member of the show, the

(00:41):
Hipti Vorsee, who loves scrolling on hinge almost as much
as he loves his college age daughter. Producer Freeze, Good morning.
And then there's me. I'm Jewbel and this is the
Jewbil Show and it's the time week where we check
in and see what's going on in our lives. So
Nina was up with you this week?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
I think I've made a little bit of a commitment
and this is a good thing. So I don't know
if you know this about me, but I've moved four
times in the last five years. Actually a lot more
than that if you add on more years. But this
is very exciting because I just got a new.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
Couch shape and.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
It feels really good because we have new energy. I
got rid of all of the old stuff because my
life was pretty much in storage for three years. Also, man,
it's very complicated. Maybe just simplify this. I used sage.
I got all the bad energy out. I have a
new couch, and basically when I walk into my place,
I feel like a new personne Yeah, and the couch
I bought new. But that's the commitment, you know what

(01:34):
I'm saying. It costs a lot to.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Get a couch.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
You're saying, I'm saying, this is my spot right now.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I'm committing it to it. Like it's the human equivalent
of being on something like that. You got your couch
in there, it's like you pete on it exactly. Hikeia,
my Mark Victoria was up with you this week?

Speaker 6 (01:57):
Well, guys, do you remember last week? I think it happened.
We got an email or a few weeks whatever it was.
We got an email from someone about possibly doing like
a live event with them. Yes, okay, we thought we
had like behen responding back and forth to them because
it was a person who's like pretty big on like
you want to say, their name is weird.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (02:18):
It with Beny Frankel yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
That's a real housewife.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
You don't know who she is, and she's be on TikTok.
But I don't know if Victoria is being secretive about it.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I don't know why either.

Speaker 7 (02:27):
I didn't mean to be protecting privacy.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Well, okay, so.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
They asked us to do to like come on her
Instagram and then do like an interview thing.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yes, and we had to do a tech check. So
Jubil and I did a tech tech tech check the
other day and I couldn't long on our Instagram. I
couldn't figure out why.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Mind you. Turns out it was only a button was impressling.
So I'm like, my bad.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
We could have done the whole time.

Speaker 7 (02:48):
Yeah, we could, definitely, but she cast a.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Good thing. We didn't becau.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
I was talking to someone who works in social media yesterday.
It was a scam ud like. She's like, well, did
they come from like a Gmail? And I'm like, yeah,
this guy's femail And she goes the door I wanted
to today and I was telling her and she goes,
that's a scam to get.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Trying to hack our Instagram.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
And thankfully because I didn't.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Press the button, Because you didn't press the button they.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Put into the job.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
They messaged me yesterday asked about like, hey, can you
well now, I'm like, you wasted my time, so always yours.
So that I responded and I told him like, Okay,
I think we got it all fixed. I think we'll
check again. But also, would she liked to come on
our podcast? Would be so cool. We can offer her this.
We will only payment up front, but what are your thoughts?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Responded yet, but I keep this going for a few weeks.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's good that we didn't know how to get on.
I was like, oh gosh, things work out for a reason.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
It's crazy.

Speaker 8 (03:53):
Wow you I got a memo on my door yesterday
telling me that I have forty eight hours before.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
They're going to come into my apartment and check the
fire alarm.

Speaker 8 (04:04):
Oh good, And I don't like that, Like, this is
the first time I've been in a situation where I've
had an apartment complex where I've had something like this happen,
and it feels evasive to me.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
They're building, so they have the right to do that,
and they're making sure that it works in their place.
Actually I don't know all the legalities behind it, but
they get to come in and out all the time.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yeah, it's just weird.

Speaker 8 (04:22):
I just feel like I should hide all my valuables,
like I feel weird about it.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Just make it worth their time. What do you mean
open the door?

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Like, oh, I just got on the show.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
That's something about that. Part of the change.

Speaker 8 (04:34):
Part of the issue though, is that they're doing it
in hours that I'm probably not going to be there.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
That's the problem.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
That's that's where it feels weird today. Off, just go shopping,
get some weird stuff and yeah, just be on the
couch waiting for you.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
What's going over with you?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Well, I think my neighbors, Like I know that my
neighbors think I'm weird, but now I'm wondering if they
might want to like call the authorities on me. Okay,
So I have a stop sign right outside of my house,
right on the street that we're on, and there's like
a text message group with all the neighbors and they
text all the time and they're like, Hey, do you

(05:16):
want to come over? And we're having this party on Saturday.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
How many times have you come over? Jewel zero? Thanks
for including me.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
But the other day I stole the stop sign that's
outside of my house, Like for what reason? It was
kind of dangling, and I wanted to use it for something,
so I like the stop sing And there was a
text message that the next day did anybody see who
stole the stop sign? And then there was like this
whole thread about like how upset they are that somebody

(05:47):
stole the stop stop side.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Time.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
I hope they don't talk to the dog walker dude
that I have come during the show to walk my
dog because the stop sign is like right when you
enter the house, you can see the stop sign all,
so I stole it. Don't park do not park sign?

Speaker 9 (06:03):
Why?

Speaker 1 (06:03):
So like he's just seeing signs pile up, so like
he could incriminate me. So just I shouldn't set those
things right where people can see it. Should be a
little more stealth.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Or do you not steal them?

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Well, if you were to use them for like art
or something hypothetically speaking, would you.

Speaker 7 (06:18):
Get in trouble for that yet?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
But if you were to display.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
At his art, they don't know I could have paid
for it. Ye be a fake not a real stop
sign sign?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
What's that called three D printing? Did you have to
steal a stop.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Sign because I want to use it for art? Thing
told you. And so I've been wanting to take that
stop sign for a while and then one day it
was just loose. Well, thank you God, you gifted me
the stop sign.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
This is your sign.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
And then I was driving I had another idea and
I needed a no parking sign, and I was driving
by a construction site, you know, early in the morning.
So I took pulled over and grabbed if you the
no parking.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Thing not just.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
On the street. Is that like when you put a
free couch out.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
It's another jubile phone frame mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Hello, hey there, this is Peedeek and some call from takes.
I was looking for the bride to be Kylie.

Speaker 10 (07:26):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Hey, you know you can actually talk to the coordinator though.
I believe you have her number.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, I do you need it again?

Speaker 2 (07:34):
I can find it.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, I do have your wedding coordinator's phone number. I
know it's You're getting married here in a few hours,
so you've got to be pretty stressed out. I was
just going to give you a big congratulations myself.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Okay, well, thank you. We're getting our hair and make
up a stuff done. So I passed you up to
the guessie that number.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Just give me a all right, hey real quick, though,
I didn't need to run this by you instead of
the coordinator because it's kind of a big deal. Okay,
So we had a little bit of a snapho with
the cake today. What do you mean with a snaffho mean?
I don't know exactly what I can look it up
with you.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
What do you mean that?

Speaker 11 (08:13):
What's wrong with the cake?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Okay? Yes, So we were testing out this brand new
technology that we have. We've started delivering our cakes with
drone via drone. It's really cool.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
So yeah, so I'm guessing it's based on where this
is going.

Speaker 12 (08:26):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Will Okay, So your wedding cake that is supposed to
be at the venue is at the venue, okay, but
the drone crashed right outside and so it's all over
the pavement at the venue. Our drone system. This is

(08:50):
our first test rone of our drone delivery.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Okay, again, it's my wedding day.

Speaker 9 (08:54):
What do you expect me to do?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
That is right? Yeah, and you know that cake took
us quite a while to create, so not gonna be
able to make a replacement one in just a few hours.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Okay, so you're telling me that there's no cake for
my wedding.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
No, there is a cake.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
No, no, not a four cake. I'm not going to cake.
People can eat.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Just a correct one thing. It's more like a parking
lot cake. At this point, yeah, I was looking at
the not helpful.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
You just called me to tell me you're an idiot.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Okay, well, I think those words are kind of harsh.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
You think those words are hersh let's listen up, stupid mother.

Speaker 9 (09:30):
I don't know who eat and your mom, but I
cannot deal with a stupid anymore. Get me, get me
a refund, get me a person that can actually fix this.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Somebody's okay, Well we be the top of the cake guy.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Do you like confetti cake? It's always delicious.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Your boss, I cannot speak to you. You are too
stupid to have a conversation with on the phone. Who
who is in charge?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Well, I don't know if stupid is the right terminology.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
There's a chance that you are the tippy top of
this cake company.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
I did create a drone technology in order to be
able to liberties.

Speaker 9 (10:01):
Oh sure, we should all feel super good about that,
you moron, But I cannot believe that you would be
the person that actually is in charge that I can
talk to about how to actually rectify the situation.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Give me the number or the name of.

Speaker 12 (10:15):
Someone who is in charge of you.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
You literally ruining my wedding.

Speaker 13 (10:18):
I cannot believe chicken wing.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
You are ruining my wedding.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Chicken tenders, I cannot chicken tenders. What what if I
have one of my guys stopped by the grocery store
pick up some chicken tenders and some Jojo potatoes instead
of a cake. That's a fun thing to do. You
can spin it to the people that come to your
wedding and be like, hey, we decided to not go
as a cake. We had some way better JoJo's and
chicken wings. I'm willing to pay for it myself.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
You want me to serve chicken wings instead of cake.
That's that's where we're.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
At right now.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Jojo potatoes as well. They're delicious.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, idiot, I should just go and
get chicken wings. You, oh yeah, you're gonna get the.

Speaker 13 (11:00):
Drone that's going super well, you know, you know.

Speaker 9 (11:03):
Comm you could just run that thing through my veil
and really make a nest out of the whole situation.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
More on honestly, sure, bring me, bring me the chicken wings,
so stab you with a potato.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, well, then, Kylie, I'll let you know that this
is actually Jubil from the Jewbil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your fiance set you up. What Yeah,
your fiance set you up. You wanted to play a
prank on you.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
It's a joke, bro, Bro, it's my wedding.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, okay, all right, okay, okay, well now instid of
a wedding.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone franks.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
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Speaker 4 (11:52):
I'm about to tell you why you should never give
a camel botox. But before I get to that story, I.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Know this is the first thing I think whenever I
see a camel is man they need But.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
I know, but stilly you guys, don't do it again.
I'll tell you why in a minute, But first this
makes me very sad to report. But Britney Spears was
arrested on suspicion of a DUI. All that right before
she was arrested for her DUI, she had posted a
video on Instagram and herself, of course dancing and basically
lingerie with a few slips here and there. So she

(12:29):
was arrested not that far from her home and taken
immediately to the hospital where they were able to draw
her blood to find out her blood alcohol content.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Was denying them the tests.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Yeah, I mean, I guess.

Speaker 8 (12:39):
So that's what they do if you if you say yeah,
if you say no to their field sobriety tests, they'll say, Okay, well.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Then you're gonna come with us, and I'm gonna take
your blood.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, inday in the way, like what the blood level
goes down, right, I'm gonna have some water.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
So she's allegedly telling people that she has she had
a point six. The legal limit in California is a
point eight. However, you can still be charged with UI
even if if officers are seeing you drive erradically.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
So isn't it point everywhere?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
I think it is? Also, Yeah, if they if if
you have alcohol in your blood and you've been driving poorly,
they can still charge you with the duy.

Speaker 6 (13:20):
Really, even if it's not above the legal like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
That makes sense.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
It looks it looks like you're driving all over the road.
We're gonna get you.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Yeah, I'm want to think about you could be lightweight
and that point six really takes you out and you.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Know it's different.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Yeah, so pretty sad. But she's due to appear in
court on May fourth. Thankfully, nobody was hurt, she's fine.
She did deactivate her Instagram, so you're gonna have to wait.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
For those videos.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
But but they're saying that her her sons are going
to be spending some time with her. It sounds like
she needs a little extra love to try to get
her right back on track. I know it's really hard
to watch, do you.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Guys follow her?

Speaker 4 (13:55):
It's really sad to watch those videos and they always
have millions and millions of likes, and I know these
people just want to support her because they love Britney Spears.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
But in a way, you do you see it as enabling? Yes,
yeah I do. I definitely do. And then and back
in the day, I used to be one of the
first people that would rip on over all our crazy behavior,
right but now yeah, but now, I don't you feel
bad for her? Yeah? I do, and I feel bad
as some of the things that I've said in the past,
like making fun because I'm like, man, she's got some
serious mental health problem. And I think when you like it,
I think it does enable it because it makes her

(14:25):
keep doing it exactly, but I think people like him.

Speaker 8 (14:28):
And she disabled all the comments on all of them,
Like she never posts and leaves the comments on.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
It's just for the likes. So if she sees likes,
it's just encouraging her to continue to do it. It's
just sad.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
Then technically, also, isn't the following enabling her? Because I
think you don't give her a following?

Speaker 5 (14:42):
She's not for sure, but how are you going to
turn that around?

Speaker 4 (14:45):
It's almost like you give the follow it's like, Okay,
I'm here to support you and cheer you on, but
then when you're.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Liking, like, I'm not going to sit here and watch
the wreck.

Speaker 7 (14:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
So hopefully she does really get it back on track
and advise to Brittany and she gets.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
The help that she needs.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Microsoft just filed a patent for an AI for AI
to play Xbox with you so yeah, So it's not
even just that you're going to be playing against AI,
like it's your homie and you're just like, hey, let's
go play a game. There's actually the option to let
AI play for you. If you get to a place
in the game guard you can't beat this level or

(15:21):
this one tricky point, Well.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
That's a video game, ridiculous, do you get it.

Speaker 8 (15:27):
I know, if I can't beat this level, I'll just
let the game beat itself.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
That's so stupid.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
It is stupid.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
But there's also rumors that Xbox may be going away altogether.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
The fate of Xbox is still kind of up in
the air. I don't think so either.

Speaker 8 (15:43):
Xbox, I think might have succumbed to the power of
the PlayStation.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Well, it's not even just that.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
It's that Microsoft has a new CEO and they want
to focus on AI, so we can't.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
They just like still like keep giving us games.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
They can't really play that much, but I played when
I go to my dad's house, my brothers Xbox.

Speaker 8 (16:00):
Yeah, I think you there's not many people. There's not
many people who are going home to play the Xbox
these days. Everybody I know is trying to get on
PS PS five or PS four.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Play Nintendo and be happy. I just love a little
Mario Brothers action.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I found my old so much fun I have.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
It doesn't work, but I can't get rid of it.

Speaker 12 (16:20):
I like.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Victoria just called it Nintendo too.

Speaker 14 (16:25):
It's play Nintendo, Mama, Nintendo.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
So I just play some Nintendo.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
That's really cute.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Thanks mom.

Speaker 7 (16:41):
Well just for that, Victoria.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Then you're the one that needs to hear this story
because you shouldn't be giving your camel botok.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Whoa goes somewhere.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
Yeah, I'm talking about legit camels. Apparently there's a camel
beauty show festival that's held every year, and the camels
will be disqualified if you use botox and lip fillers.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Wait, camel with lip pillars. Okay, now I got a Google.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
There goes the Today's Daily.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Twenty.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Animals are already disqualified a lip filler in bowtox.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
My God, would do yourself a favorite today and google
camels with lip filler?

Speaker 3 (17:24):
This animal?

Speaker 9 (17:26):
Really?

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Why are you giving.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Google camels?

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Look, I don't support it, but also I kind of
do because the pictures are very funny things. I never thought.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
I never thought.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
I now you did, and now you've been warned.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Oh my god, that's what the botoks even doing.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
No, no, the forehead wrinkles. It gets rid of those
nasty camels.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Jo thinking of this. These camels that have had the
botox and lip fillers do like look like a lot
of agings.

Speaker 8 (18:03):
That I got to look at it helping the camel's
self esteem.

Speaker 6 (18:06):
Okay, guys, it's time to Catch a Cheater.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
We have a major update on today's to Catch a Cheater.
To refresh your memory, we did it to Catch a
teeter a little while ago that ended like this, what
is this?

Speaker 13 (18:21):
You're cheating on me? And I just finally found out.
You haven't been coming to bed. You've been standing up
late on your computer, minimizing the screen. You've been you've
been clearing the browsing history. You've been telling me you're
going out with friends that aren't even in the country,
and you come home smelling like other women, Like what
the hell.

Speaker 12 (18:39):
They listen to me? Please, I'm begging you. I'm really
not cheating on you here.

Speaker 13 (18:43):
Okay, this is this is gonna be real good.

Speaker 12 (18:45):
Well, actually, you're when I sell you what's going on?

Speaker 13 (18:48):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna feel like such a jerk when
you're sending flowers to Margaret and you're pretty kiddy.

Speaker 12 (18:53):
What is a week away?

Speaker 13 (18:56):
My cat died five years ago.

Speaker 12 (19:00):
What are you talking about? Like, well, every year, you know,
on her anniversary, we always get super sad think about
adopting another cat. And I know how hard it's been
for you, you know, all these years without it. So
what I've been doing is I've been up late at
night trying to find a cat that looks exactly like Chloe.
And I finally found one from this woman who breeds

(19:22):
cats and her name is Margaret. I was going to
pick up the kit in this weekend and surprised you
with it.

Speaker 13 (19:28):
I'm not super comfortable with you, like picking out a
replacement cat for Chloe and then just surprising me with them, Like,
because then what am I supposed to do with I
don't feel like it's the right cat. I mean, there's
a reason I haven't gotten a new one for five years.
So you go through all this, you make me think
that you're cheating on me for weeks and weeks and weeks,
and then you're.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Like, oh, I just bought you a new cat?

Speaker 13 (19:51):
What like, are you thinking?

Speaker 12 (19:54):
I didn't know you thought I was cheating. I didn't
even say.

Speaker 13 (19:56):
Anything, though, so when I when I came and was like, hey,
so I've noticed that you're acting different. Are you seeing
someone else? Is there something else you want to talk
to me about? Because I'm getting really concerned, like that
didn't get through your dense brains that maybe I thought
you were cheating.

Speaker 12 (20:14):
Yeah, we have been together for ten years, and I
guess I know that you don't like surprises. But uh,
I mean, I don't know. Does this mean we don't
want the cat anymore?

Speaker 13 (20:27):
I will come and see the cat this weekend, okay,
and we will talk. I love you, but I don't
know if I really like you right now. Kyle, We're
gonna need some time on this.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
You just heard a clip from a to Catch a
Teater from a little while ago, and now we have
to follow up with it because one of our listeners
named John is on the phone and John thinks that
that guy is actually cheating. John, what's up? Hey, what's up? Guys? Okay,
so you heard that to Catch a Cheater and you
think that this guy is actually cheating.

Speaker 15 (20:58):
Yeah, So that dude is only the guy that was
cheating on my sister.

Speaker 11 (21:02):
He did the exact same thing.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
To her, the exact same thing, with like, okay, so
the his wife thought he was cheating, and he said
he was getting her a cat. And you're telling me
that you're sure this is the same guy that cheated
on your sister. And he also tell her he was
going to get her a cat. Oh, I help, that.

Speaker 15 (21:19):
Same exact thing. I was like, this sound familiar what
my sister Elizabeth listened to the segment, she confirms that
is definitely the same guy, same dumb excuse. Plus he
was dating my sister while he was clearly you know,
married or whatever. Oh.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
I was going to ask, okay, so if what you're
saying is true, that's that guy's thing is to cheat
on someone. And then when he gets caught, say he
was buying him a cat. That's weird.

Speaker 15 (21:42):
I guess that's his dumb excuse. But he used like
the exact same thing. I was like, that's weird. And
then I heard you guys talking about it. I was like,
this is the guy, Like it's too familiar, and it is.
It's for sure the guy.

Speaker 7 (21:53):
So he was cheating on your sister with somebody else
that wasn't even the wife.

Speaker 15 (21:57):
Oh yeah, this guy's a scumbag, Like I just I
just want to know it, Like this guy is.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
We have his wife, Jackie on the phone, and this
is going to be the first time that she's hearing
about a girlfriend and the possibility of m cheating on
that girlfriend and saying that he's also going to get
her a cat. But uh, man, Jackie, Hey, how are
you good? What do you think about what John has
to say?

Speaker 16 (22:21):
Honestly, I really hate to say it, but I'm not
super surprised because like the whole thing rubbed me the
wrong way and seemed weird when we had that, you know,
previous conversation, and ever since, people that have heard it
and like know us have been coming up to me
and being like, you know, he's I think he's definitely cheating.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Okay, Well you're open to us calling your husband in
just a second and having John call him out for
cheating on his sister, and then you can also reveal
that you now know he's cheating, oh.

Speaker 16 (22:56):
One hundred percent. And John, thank you so much for
like being willing to come and do this, because I
really do want this to just be put to bed
once and for all.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
As awful as it is.

Speaker 15 (23:07):
Oh one, Like, I'm sorry, you have to deal with it.

Speaker 11 (23:11):
This guy deserves it.

Speaker 16 (23:12):
I'm sorry for your sister, Like, maybe she and I
should go up for coffee.

Speaker 11 (23:16):
It sounds like.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
If you're just joining us for to catch a cheater,
we're about to do a huge update. Apparently somebody who
told us that they weren't cheating might actually have been,
and we're about to call them. I'm talking about this guy.

Speaker 12 (23:30):
Well, actually, you're going to feel like when I tell
you what's going on.

Speaker 13 (23:33):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna feel like such a jerk. When
you're sending flowers to Margaret and you're pretty kiddy.

Speaker 12 (23:38):
What is a week away?

Speaker 13 (23:41):
My cat died five years ago, and what are you
talking about?

Speaker 12 (23:46):
Like, well, I know how hard it's been for you,
you know, all these years without it. So what I've
been doing is I've been up late at night trying
to find a cat that looks exactly like Chloe, and
I finally found one from this woman who breed cat
and her name is Margaret.

Speaker 13 (24:02):
I'm not super comfortable with you, like picking out a
replacement cat for Chloe and then just surprising me with them, like,
because then what am I supposed to do if I
don't feel like it's the right cat. I mean, there's
a reason I haven't gotten a new one for five years.
So you go through all this, you make me think
that you're cheating on me for weeks and weeks and
weeks and then you're like, oh, I just bought you

(24:22):
a new cat. What like are you thinking?

Speaker 12 (24:28):
I didn't know you thought I was cheating. I mean
didn't even say anything.

Speaker 13 (24:31):
Though, So when I when I came and was like, hey,
so I've noticed that you're acting different. Are you seeing
someone else? Is there something else you want to talk
to me about? Because I'm getting really concerned, like that
didn't get through your dense brain that maybe I thought
you were cheating.

Speaker 12 (24:47):
Yeah, we have been together for ten years, and I
guess I know that you don't like surprises, But I mean,
I don't know. Does this mean we don't want the
cat anymore? Saper.

Speaker 11 (25:01):
I will come.

Speaker 13 (25:02):
And see the cat this weekend, okay, and we will talk.
I love you, but I don't know if I really
like you right now.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Kyle.

Speaker 13 (25:10):
We're gonna need some time.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
On this and now one of our listeners named John
is on the phone, and so is that guy's wife, Jackie.
Because John just told us that he recognized Kyle, the
guy who was in the to Catch a Cheater that
you just heard, as the guy who cheated on his sister,
and he also blamed it on a cat. So we're
gonna have John just call him right now and just
call him out. Kyle isn't going to know that his

(25:34):
wife Jackie is actually on the phone. And you're sure
that this you're sure that this is the guy John
that was cheating with your sister.

Speaker 15 (25:42):
Now, I'm one hundred percent sure. I thought the story
was like so screwed up and so familiar. I was like,
this got to be the same guy. I mean, my
sister confirms this is for sure the guy.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Did your sister get a cat?

Speaker 15 (25:55):
No, it was never a cat.

Speaker 11 (25:57):
There's no cat.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Okay, so weird?

Speaker 5 (26:00):
All right?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Uh, and Jackie, you're gonna be on the phone too,
to see if you can actually catch Kyle cheating.

Speaker 11 (26:09):
Yep, I'm ready to go.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 11 (26:21):
Hello, Oh, Hey is this Kyle?

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (26:26):
This is who's it?

Speaker 15 (26:29):
Hey? This is John? Remember me?

Speaker 12 (26:33):
John?

Speaker 5 (26:34):
Who Buddy?

Speaker 12 (26:34):
I don't really recognize your voice.

Speaker 15 (26:37):
Uh, John, Yeah, come on man, I'm Elizabeth Brother. You
remember we met at my mom's birthday party actually last year.

Speaker 12 (26:46):
Oh yeah, that's.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
Up, man.

Speaker 12 (26:48):
I'm really sorry about what happened with your sister.

Speaker 15 (26:52):
Oh yeah, you mean how you were cheating on her
and then you gave her some dumb asthlet excuse about
how you were trying to buy her a cat or
something because you.

Speaker 12 (27:03):
Look dude. I mean, I feel really bad about that
and I don't really know what I could do about
it now, and I don't know you just call me
to talk.

Speaker 11 (27:09):
What's up? Man?

Speaker 5 (27:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (27:11):
Because you're a piece of is why you're a scumbag bro,
and you're not gonna I don't know how you treat
women like this or why do you think you're gonna
get away with it?

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Well?

Speaker 12 (27:20):
Yeah, like you know, a cheated on it. Like what's
the point of all this? What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (27:26):
So you are a cheating scumbag?

Speaker 10 (27:28):
Who uses this?

Speaker 7 (27:30):
Excuse?

Speaker 12 (27:31):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (27:32):
What the are you?

Speaker 10 (27:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Kyle? What's up? It's the Jubil Show. Yeah, Kyle, we're back,
and that's your wife Jackie.

Speaker 12 (27:39):
Yeah, what hell was going on here? What was going on.

Speaker 7 (27:43):
All knew that you were lying.

Speaker 11 (27:45):
We all knew everyone.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Everyone knew that you were lying.

Speaker 16 (27:49):
And John called in because he had actual proof.

Speaker 8 (27:52):
You have wasted.

Speaker 11 (27:54):
My entire life.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
You've wasted my entire lift.

Speaker 16 (27:57):
This is just your m a to just go sleep
around and then use an excuse of freaking Do you
think we're all Taylor Swift in the me video where
we just see a kitten and we're just all gonna
like let you get away with whatever, Like.

Speaker 11 (28:09):
What the is wrong with you? Listen?

Speaker 12 (28:13):
Don't listen to what this kid says. Jack yet, I
love you, baby, don't let this.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Rule what you were cheating?

Speaker 15 (28:19):
Oh, you're a douchebag bro with a lot of other people.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
You just admitted that you were cheating. We just heard
you say it, Kyle, that.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
You said that you were cheating.

Speaker 12 (28:28):
I don't know what you were.

Speaker 15 (28:30):
You were married, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
You were cheating on me.

Speaker 11 (28:34):
You were cheating on someone me with You can't.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
Even say no way now?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, you've been big time caught. And why are you
offering people cats as a way to get out of it?

Speaker 3 (28:45):
That's all we want to do.

Speaker 12 (28:46):
I feel like you guys record my boys. Yeah, I
don't believe everything you heard that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
News, jack I'm so sorry.

Speaker 11 (29:04):
Well, it's a good thing.

Speaker 16 (29:05):
I already had divorce papers drawn up.

Speaker 12 (29:09):
Listen, I don't know who you guys think you are,
but I'm gonna come after. You're gonna get some serving
papers and I'll see.

Speaker 15 (29:14):
You in court, knock you out.

Speaker 16 (29:21):
All It takes this one testimony for me. Dude, you're dead.

Speaker 12 (29:28):
Yeah, whatever, I'll see all you idiots in court.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Okay, okay, he hung up. Jackie, I'm so sorry. And John,
thank you for you know, helping us actually catch cheater.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Sorry, I've suspected to No, I'm sorry.

Speaker 16 (29:46):
Oh hey, John, are you dating anyone you seem like?
Because you seem like a good standing human being who
defends women like.

Speaker 13 (30:02):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (30:02):
You know?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
I would love you. There you go to catch a cheater?
Love connection. We did good work. Yeah, we'll let you
guys handle this off there. But thank you John and Jackie.
I'm so sorry, but it seems like you know you're
gonna be You're going to move forward.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
The Jewels shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Good morning?

Speaker 13 (30:22):
Can I take your order?

Speaker 5 (30:23):
Am I get a tall a large black coffee? Large
black cock?

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Do you mean a venty. No I meant he means aventi.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
The biggest funny that.

Speaker 8 (30:32):
Venty is large, no venty is twenty, Danny, Yeah, large
is large.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
In fact, toll is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Congratulations, were stupid in three languages. It's time for America's
favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance to take
on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Hillary
Duff tickets, and let's meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria, Cassidy.
What's going on, Cassidy? Not much?

Speaker 11 (31:04):
Just had it to work.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Oh nice? What do you do for work?

Speaker 11 (31:08):
I am a medical receptionist.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Oh sweet? So you know you know everything?

Speaker 5 (31:17):
Yes, you know all the secrets.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
All right, here we go. We're gonna send Victoria out.

Speaker 13 (31:21):
Of the studio technical customers.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yea, all right, Well, Victoria is leaving, Cassidy. You have
thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria has to
beat you outright to win.

Speaker 12 (31:33):
Okay, got it?

Speaker 5 (31:35):
All right? Here we go.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Cassidy, your time starts.

Speaker 7 (31:39):
Now what does DNA stand for?

Speaker 17 (31:45):
Do not answer?

Speaker 1 (31:46):
I'm not sure?

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Next, so yes, what is the largest ocean on earth?

Speaker 17 (31:54):
The Atlantic?

Speaker 7 (31:56):
What company created the video game character Mario?

Speaker 11 (32:00):
Mhm, Nintendo?

Speaker 7 (32:02):
How many hearts does an octopus have?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Ooh, I'm thinking legs, but I'm just gonna go with add.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and
while she's getting settled, Cassidy, what is something that you
think the world should know today?

Speaker 13 (32:25):
Is that a bad day doesn't mean a bad light.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
That's a good thing to remember's a little sunshine, especially
for Victoria. Victoria is not in a good mood today.
Victoria has said like two words on all together. We're
gonna play you verus Victoria. I hope she's gonna say something.

Speaker 6 (32:52):
For a You're gonna get called out for it.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Not allowed exactly off the air, but turn on you're on?

Speaker 5 (33:04):
All right?

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say grumpy and you
have to beat Cassidy outright to win, and Cassidy, you
can tell Victoria whin to go?

Speaker 7 (33:19):
Okay, what does DNA stand for?

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Crap, I don't know what is the largest ocean on earth?

Speaker 3 (33:34):
The Pacific? Oh, crap, Atlantic, it's Atlantic?

Speaker 1 (33:38):
What company created Atlantic?

Speaker 4 (33:41):
What company created the video game character Mario?

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Uh? How many hearts does an octopus have?

Speaker 5 (33:52):
One?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
All right, eight? Got that, Let's send it over two.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Four. I mean it's four.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
There's a lot of numbers.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Appreciate the OCCIPI. Yeah, all right, let's send it over
to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with
our scoreboard. Producer Freeze had one, Victoria had one. Congratulations, Victoria,
you got one right, one right, Cassidy. That means you
win Tigo, see you. Congratulations, you beat Victoria and you
got Hillary duff Ticke just replying.

Speaker 7 (34:21):
Hey, awesome, thank you.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Yeah. Let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
DNA stands for deoxyra banula.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Like, whoa jubile say it again.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Dioxy rebel nucleic as surprise.

Speaker 10 (34:37):
That is crazy.

Speaker 8 (34:38):
I've never heard somebody say that word, much less nail it.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
That was crazy.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Quickly I was corrected.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
I couldn't even try to say that. We're looking at it.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
I know, for real, that was very impressive.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Juball the largest ocean on Earth is the Pacific Ocean.
Nintendo did create Mario and the Octopus Octopi.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Three hearts, I mean they got two. What did you
say the specific you said Atlanta?

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Yeah, you went back to Atlantic.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Nice, Hey, Cassidy, thank you very much for playing.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
Of course, thank you.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yeah, we play You Verse Victoria the same time every
single weekday morning. That's cool. The octopus octopies have three hearts.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Octop people, Octopi, it's octopied, I mean it's Octopi Octopi.
But just that they break one heart do the other two?
Like function, three hearts break at the same time.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
What do they fall in love with?

Speaker 3 (35:38):
They get heart broken?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
They're pretty crazy. I watched this documentary on Octopus Octopi before,
even though I still can't say it. Yeah, but they're
very Yeah. I bet you all three of those hearts
breaking once. When they lose their wing, they can hug
themselves because they have eight arms.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
So yeah, eight people hugging you at once.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Eight arms. French fish. Yeah, they are kind of hoodlums.
They really are fun fish. Yeah, they've been getting in
fights with fish. There was also a story of them
throwing rocks at to hers. Yeah. I forgot about those stories,
but yeah, they're kind of a cool first date follow
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(36:22):
dot com. Amanda is on the phone today for a
first day follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a
guy named Kyle. So in a few minutes, we're gonna
call him and see if he'll tell us why he's
ghosting her and maybe get her a second date. But first, Amanda,
how long has it been since your from Kyle? Hi?

Speaker 11 (36:35):
Guys, it's been a few weeks.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Now, Okay, that's a good amount of time.

Speaker 7 (36:41):
What is it about Kylie you want to get a
hold of so bad?

Speaker 11 (36:44):
Oh my goodness, It's like it's really rare. I think
that you meet someone Mike Kyle. We had this lovely
first date and really just lovely connection, and I think
it would be a real shame if we don't reconnect
him that way. I don't know, it's just somethings don't
really right.

Speaker 6 (37:02):
What felt so right that you just don't want to
kind of move on to the next person.

Speaker 11 (37:06):
I mean, okay, is it helpful to just explain everything
that went down? Yeah? Okay, So I don't date very much.
I'm a single parents, but I met him at this
basketball game. Our kids are are little, they're like five,
and they're in this little basketball league. And you know,
we were there on a Saturday and we're both cheering

(37:26):
and we ended up just sort of bonding and talking
about being single parents and just then a general chaos
of life. And he just he's so charming. I wanted
that a three guys, but he really is. We just
totally hit it off. And then, you know, nobody who
asks somebody out anymore, like in person, like when does
that happen? But he tasked me out to dinner and
was like, you know, when we don't have the kids,

(37:48):
let's go out. And that's a huge step for me,
Like I haven't been out at all since my ex husband,
and so I was pretty special, and I mean he
planned the whole date, total gentleman about it. He took
me to a stake house, which is kind of fancy,
and we were we just had a great conversation. We
were talking at one point and I was like talking
so much that I blew the little like tea light

(38:09):
candle out in front of us, and he was like,
hold on, and he got up and he's got another one,
which was so cute. Yeah, and he knows a lot
about wine and he's just very cultured in that way,
and so he picked a great wine for us and
just felt like a real instant connection. A lot of
laughing there was also so random, but maybe not random.
He's good at planning dates, I guess. But there was
like a band that played. It was a very old

(38:31):
school vibes, and we ordered dessert and that was nice
enough for me, but he literally grabbed my hands and
we started dancing wow to the live in music, and
you know, we had a few glasses was wine at
that point, but the wine was great and the music
was great, and it was such a great night. And
I really loved how I felt when I was with him.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
It's romantic.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
I mean, it sounds like an excellent day. Do we
know he's single? He said he has a kid.

Speaker 11 (38:57):
I mean one of the benefits of the Little League,
so to see that we're all a part of is that.
I definitely have read it with other parents that he
is single. Yeah, you know, there was just some crattling
and kissing on that first date, and I thought, Okay,
so we're definitely going to do this again.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Why do you think.

Speaker 10 (39:15):
I know.

Speaker 11 (39:16):
I mean I've thought a lot about it, and really
only like a couple of things. I mean, you know,
everybody has their insecurities, Like I definitely I'm like, oh,
you know, maybe he wasn't attracted to me, or any
of those things have gone through my head. But the
big one is, oh, man, I can't believe him saying
this on the radio. But I reached over and I
cut his steak for him at the SA, Like I
instinctively went to cut the steak at the steakout, and

(39:38):
I just it was just course of habit, you know,
I have a little one and I when I pulled back,
I was like, oh, sorry, I'm a virgin, And it
was totally a joke I was.

Speaker 18 (39:51):
I just was like, oh, I'm a virgin, Sorry about that,
Like I'm new to this, you know, Madonna would call me.

Speaker 11 (40:01):
I feel like a virgin again, Like I'm very like
new to this again.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, yeah, that's fine. I don't know if I would
ghost you over that, you know.

Speaker 11 (40:09):
Yeah, we lapped it off. I don't think it's ghosting material.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
But I mean I hope not.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
He might have been alarmed though by somebody reaching over
to touch his steak. But I used to hang out
with this couple and she would kind his stake every
single time they went out, like he'd wait to eat
recently into it.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Huh, it was weird. Yeah, Amanda is on the phone
and she's getting ghosted by Kyle. So we're about to
call him and see if you'll tell us why he's
ghostinger and maybe get her a second date. But first, Amanda,
why don't you break down your date with Kyle one
more time for us real quick before we call him.

Speaker 11 (40:38):
Yeah. I met this guy at our kids basketball game.
He took me out for dinner. It was super nice.
It's been a couple of weeks and I texted him.
I literally saw him after the next basketball game, and
he like rushed away and was super weird. So yeah,
we just love to know what happened and what I did.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Okay, Well, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 15 (40:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:57):
I guess so, all right, here we go. Hi, I
speak to Kyle.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
Please.

Speaker 12 (41:11):
This is Kyle speaking.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Hey Kyle, how are you. This is a radio show.
It's called The Jubil Show.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Hi Kyle. I'm Nina.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Hi I'm Victoria and my name is jubil How are
you okay? Not much? Have you ever heard the show before?

Speaker 10 (41:25):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (41:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Okay, great. Well, Kyle, we got an email about you
from somebody. That's why we're on the phone. So I
don't know if you've heard the segment that we do
the first eight follow up, where if you get ghosted,
you can email us and we'll call the person who
ghosted you and ask why they're ghosting.

Speaker 17 (41:45):
Oh wow, okay, so it's just about Amanda.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Yes, we talked to Amanda a little bit about your date.
She said that it was very romantic, awesome actually yea,
but says that you're not calling her back and she
doesn't know why. Can you tell us? Oh boy, I don't.

Speaker 17 (42:07):
Okay, So our kids play in the same basketball league together.
I'm sure you know she probably uh right.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Yeah, yeah, we went out.

Speaker 17 (42:17):
It was a lovely time. It was really nice and uh,
you know, I just, uh, I'm looking for something different.
I'm a single dad and I want to have fun
and she just uh and here she's a great mom,
but my kids got a mom and I kind of
just want a girlfriend, and she's uh, I just noticed
she was sort of.

Speaker 10 (42:36):
In mom mode all the time.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
What does that mean?

Speaker 17 (42:39):
Okay, well, she's really caring, she's really affectionate. I had
a really good time, but uh, she just can't cut loose.
She's very uh well, she was kind of high strung
and well, to be honest, I wound up going out
with one of the other women from the basketball league.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Oh hey, Kyle, that's Amanda. She's yeah, she's actually on
I don't know if you remember these or not, but
she's on the phone and wants to talk to you.
And obviously it's curious about who you are with.

Speaker 17 (43:08):
Oh yeah, no, I uh I forgot.

Speaker 11 (43:14):
I Hi, wait, sorry, So you know I've been better.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
You're noticing me because I'm.

Speaker 11 (43:24):
Too much of a mom? Is that like? Is that
what we're going with here?

Speaker 4 (43:29):
No?

Speaker 17 (43:29):
Look, okay, yeah, no, you're really sweet. I just uh,
I'm not really dating to find a partner right now.
I'm just dating to have fun. And you know, I
think it's awesome. I think you're you're a great parent,
but I really just need a girlfriend. And uh you know,
I'm uh right.

Speaker 11 (43:47):
You just want someone to take shots and you know,
forget their responsibility, forget their kids. And yeah, no, that
makes total sense. I was like a mom.

Speaker 17 (43:56):
No, no, no, no. I I can relax, I can
have a good time. I can be a dad and
I can just be a man. And you know, you're
just you're a mom, and that's awesome. But I need
a woman who's more than just you know, just one thing.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
That's so crom Kyle.

Speaker 11 (44:15):
You're a dad, like I have to remind you of
that you were a dad. You were a parent too.

Speaker 17 (44:22):
Okay, Look, I can go out, I can have fun
with people, and I don't need to just be a
dad all the time. I uh, look, sweetheart, I cantay multitudes.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Right, I'm a woman who does that too.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
I don't think you can say sweetheart like that and
then say I can be a dad and a man too.
I mean, aren't you a dad all the time? You're
a mom all the time if you have children. But
I understand what you mean by being able to separate
being a person, But I don't know that that's really
what you're saying. You're saying you just kind of want
somebody reckless. Has nothing to do with it.

Speaker 17 (44:51):
Not reckless, I mean, what I care about my kids.
I think you know it's not about that. But if
I'm going out with a woman. I I don't want
to just talk about kids stuff all the time. And
I mean it was kind of weird to try to
cut my food up for me.

Speaker 11 (45:08):
Who did you go out with? Can you just tell
me that.

Speaker 13 (45:13):
Lisa?

Speaker 11 (45:15):
Sorry, Lisa the twenty two year old referee at the
basketball games. She's literally not.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Oh, it's a bar that.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Makes perfect sense.

Speaker 12 (45:25):
Okay, cool, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 11 (45:31):
So clearly you're just you're a dad who wants to
date somebody who's like basically your daughter.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Kyle, would you like to go out with a manday
again on a second date? We'll pay for it.

Speaker 17 (45:44):
Oh wow, sounds very very tempting. No, you guys, why
don't you guys all go out together? That sounds like
a good time.

Speaker 7 (45:52):
It does.

Speaker 17 (45:54):
Yeah, Well, thanks thanks for calling.

Speaker 10 (45:56):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 11 (45:57):
Yeah, and you have fun being the oldest man at a.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Breaking news right here on the Jewbil Show, a California
Highway patrol dog detected two million dollars worth of cocaine
at a stop recently. Oh, it's the first time that
much cocaine has been sniffed in California since Charlie Sheen
was making the show. And it's signed for real news
or fake news. The segment where I read a news

(46:27):
story from the week that's gone viral, and you have
to tell me if it's a real news story or
a fake one that people actually believed. Here's your first
headline for real news or fake news. Companies begin serving
targeted ads directly to your door. Companies begin serving targeted
ads directly to your door in a bold news step

(46:47):
toward maximum personalization. Several major tech companies announced a revolutioniz
a revolutionary a revolutionary advertising model this week, sending actual
human beings to wherever you are to deliver ads in person.
After years of tracking history, location data, shopping habits, et cetera,
companies are now planning to serve ads with laser precision.

(47:11):
The new system uses data to dispatch brand ambassadors to
places that you frequently visit. So if you spend time
in the snack out at the grocery store, a random
stranger may approach you holding a family sized bag of
chips and begin listing the limited time offers. If you
pause too long looking at vitamins, all of a sudden,
the representative will materialize beside you and begin describing probiotic benefits.

(47:33):
Some companies are even having doorstep delivery ads, where trained
marketers knock on your door to read sponsorship content directly
to you for a long time, instead of just being
the ads that are served on your phone that are creepy.
Right now, you'll just be out and someone will be like,
those oreos look delicious and did you know they're on
sale today?

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Meanwhile, I'm thinking about the Gucci model that could be
showing up in my door, and I'm like, okays, smart,
like this.

Speaker 8 (48:02):
Is a bunch of Victoria's secret stuff just so it's
on my algorithm.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Story or a fake news story.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
I'm gonna go with fake fake.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Yeah, I just feel like you can't do that. Victoria
is a real new story or a fake news story?

Speaker 6 (48:20):
Stone, I'm not Yeah, they like you looking at me, Okay.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
I mean I could see this happening the way that
they target ads, and I was crazy. It's all about
marketing anyway, Producer Freeze, is this a real new story
or a fake news story? Companies begin serving targeted ads
directly to your door or wherever you're at.

Speaker 8 (48:41):
I think it's real because it's like the antithesis of
everything being AI and impersonal. That's a good point companies
are probably like, we need to get you know, personal
bull human interaction behind this product.

Speaker 7 (48:53):
Yeah, I'm I'm worried about violence.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Well, it is a fake news story. People did believe
it. It was sheer over twenty million times with people actually
planning protests and writing to Congress about privacy issues. But honestly,
I could definitely see companies doing that.

Speaker 8 (49:09):
Yeah, I mean, like I said, that is something that
in the back of my day. You know, people knocked
on your door and solicited constantly, So going back to
that wouldn't surprise me.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
But if the oreo guy's following you around, how do
you see people like beating them up?

Speaker 7 (49:22):
Like I told you why I don't want oreos right now?

Speaker 5 (49:25):
You know you see me in the protein shake out?
Why are you following me with oreos?

Speaker 1 (49:30):
It's real news or fake news segment where I read
a news headline from the week that's gone viral and
you to see if you can. Then you have to
see if you can figure out if it's a real
news story or a fake one that people actually believed.
Here's the next headline for real news or fake news.
Scientists say that just thinking about working out can actually
make you more fit.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Here's the surprising claim. A study suggests that simply imagining
yourself exercising can have measurable physical benefits, potentially similar to
actually working out Their research behind it, Researchers at Ohio
State University studied how the brain affects muscle strength and movement.
Participants had their wrists immobilized in casts for four weeks

(50:13):
so that their muscles would be weakened from lack of use.
One group was instructed to imagine themselves doing strong muscle
contractions like lifting weights for about eleven minutes a day,
five days a week. The other group did nothing. The
surprising result, the group that practice mental imagery retains significantly
more muscle strength than the group that did nothing.

Speaker 15 (50:34):
No.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Researchers found they were roughly twice as strong as the
non imagining group at the end of the experiment. Why
they say it works. The brain's motor cortex plays a
big role in controlling muscles, and mentally rehearsing movements can
activate those neural pathways even without physical movement. Is this
a real new story or fake one?

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Nina, I wish this was real, but I'm gonna go
with fake. I just can't imagine.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Yeah, victoria, you think is real or fake that you
can just think about working out and you'd be more fit.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
No, that's fake. That's that's not a work.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Okay, producer Freeze. Is this a real new story or
fake news story? Scientists say that just thinking about working
out can make you more fit.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
Exhibit A look at me, it's fake.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
All right, that is a real news story. Visualizing yourself
working out can actually help make you stronger.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
I should be looking at different than I do right now.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Please create a meditation for this. Let's get fit by meditating?
Are you here for that?

Speaker 1 (51:33):
You can learn a lot of things just by visualizing it.
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
We're not actually doing anything right.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
But neuroplasticity, so in your brain it connects those same
things that you would be doing if you're learning.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
It, so are being released by your body.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
It's not as effective as actually doing the work. But
if you do both of those things, then yeah, it's
like double How hard do you have to focus on it? Like?

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Am I picturing myself doing a squat? Or like I'm
feeling myself to a squat?

Speaker 1 (51:58):
I would imagine you're picturing your off doing a squad
you're picturing yourself doing a squad, what it feels like,
what it feels like when you contract the muscle, like
all that kind of stuff, and then eventually your brain
starts to make those connections. But interesting, really interesting, they
say it could be really useful for older people. Yeah,
like you get strength. They can just sit there and
think about working out.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
They don't have to walk all these miles or anything
like that. They just mentally do it.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
No excuses.

Speaker 7 (52:22):
You're sitting in traffic, do those squad.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Here's your next headline for real news or fake news?
A segment where I read a news story that's gone
viral this week, and you have to see if you
can tell whether it's a real news story or a
fake one that people actually believe. Kentucky Meat Shower Festivals
one hundred and fifty years. What's the Kentucky meat Shower
Festival celebrates one hundred and fifty years.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
It's about a meat festival, a meat shower, meat festival,
meat shower festival. Here is what the Kentucky shower is.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
According to this news story, the meat shower is something
that happened on March third, eighteen seventy six, near Olympia
Springs in Beth County, Kentucky, for several minutes late in
the morning, chunks of meat fell from the sky over
an area roughly one hundred and one hundred by fifty yards,
so that's a big area a football field. Yeah, witnesses

(53:21):
say that. Sorry. One witness says that she was outside
making soap on her porch and it looked like it
was snowing meat.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
It was so long ago they were making so on
their porch.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Paces range from small flakes to chunks several inches wide.
And they've never been able to figure out why there
was a meat shower all of a sudden in Kentucky.
And they have a festival every year and it's back baby.
The Kentucky Meat Shower Festival celebrates one hundred and fifty years. Nina,
Is that a real news story or a fake one?

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Can this be real? I'm gonna go with the real.
I would love to attend a meat.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Shower Victoria State, Kentucky. Meat Shower celebrates one hundred and
fifty years. Is that true or a fake? Store?

Speaker 3 (54:06):
It's fake. This isn't cloudy with the chance of meatball.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
It's like.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
It's fake.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Producer freeze. The Kentucky meat shower celebrates one hundred and
fifty years. Is that true or false?

Speaker 8 (54:17):
I love state too, but I'm not eating one that
falls out of the sky.

Speaker 5 (54:21):
I'm gonna say it's fake.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
All right, Well, the story is one hundred percent true. Yep.
Back in the eighteen hundreds, there was a random everybody's
googling now meat shower. Meat just fell out of the sky.
Scientists examined samples after the event, and it studied that
the and their studies found that the meat was a
mixture of muscle tissue, lung tissue, and cartilage r The

(54:45):
fighting is also indicated that it came from an animal,
though the exact species never determined. Early guesses would be beef,
lamb deer, bear, or horse. So something exploded, basically, so
there was this meat falling from the sky out of
nowhere back in the to Kentucky. Do they have they
had planes back then?

Speaker 6 (55:02):
Right?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Eighteen hundreds?

Speaker 8 (55:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (55:04):
No, would you say, Victoria, you said bird threw up?

Speaker 6 (55:07):
Yeah, Like I'm guessing like birds were throwing up like
on our Instagram someone said that that's what happened.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Vulture throwing it up.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
That's the most widely accepted explanation today really is that
vultures puked up a bunch of meat while they were
flying and it all fell from the sky.

Speaker 7 (55:23):
I don't like steak anymore.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Other than that is completely unexplained.

Speaker 8 (55:27):
I was thinking like maybe a carcass had, you know,
got gassy or something and exploded Like that was what
I was thinking happened.

Speaker 5 (55:33):
That's crazy, that's really disturbing.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know over the day. Brought to you by
Muckle shut Bingo in Auburn, your home from Machino. It's
time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 4 (55:43):
Nothing is safe from the Epstein files. Now they're they're
putting a spotlight on Jurassic Park. What Yeah, he even
got into Jurassic Park. Everybody in his pocket?

Speaker 1 (55:57):
For real.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
I'll explain the connection coming up and just the second.
But first, Victoria, did you hear about Tate mccray's new man.

Speaker 6 (56:04):
Oh yeah, the hockey eye he lost to I think
that's it's him, right, the he lost.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Yeah, Jack cues he's an Olympian athlete. He scored the
winning goal in whatever team USA is hockey game.

Speaker 6 (56:21):
Yes, him and his brother were both on the USA
team and their mom played hockey.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Also, oh really yeah, the mom was i' pretty sure olympian.
Also for you know a lot more about this than
I than I thought. Yeah, I just wanted to make
sure you knew, because if they were confirmed, Tate McCray
is officially off the market and she is dating the
hockey player Jack Cues, and he has no teeth right
now in the front, but he will get them fixed
next This is kind of exciting. They're getting ready to

(56:46):
build another sphere. If you've never made it to see
a show at the Spear in Vegas, I hear it's
worth it because I've never gone.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
I really wanted to show.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Yeah, it looks toys. I wanted to go see the
Backstreet Boys.

Speaker 7 (57:00):
I told you I was down.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
I was.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
I'm so mad at myself for not going. But anyway,
I don't know. I'll keep you posted. But they're coming
up with the Spear Junior that they're getting ready to
pop up in Nashville. So it's basically going to be
just like the Spear in Vegas, but smaller, which is
kind of cool popping. Why smaller, Well, probably because they
don't have as much space as Vegas.

Speaker 6 (57:26):
I feel like it's nash Was like in the country.
They should like find the space. I feel like it
should be.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Just as big.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Well, I would imagine it would be close to Broadway,
like close to where all of the.

Speaker 8 (57:37):
But it looks amazing, like talking about like a whole
downtown area.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
Everybody's telling me it's like basically Vegas.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
I mean, it's not huge, it's like a street, but
it is like Poppin' street. So yeah, I could see
it over there and then it'd be just all kinds
of experiences. Yeah, every kind of genre though, is also
popping off in Nashville. It's not just country music anymore.
But so Spear Junior, let's look out. And lastly, how
the heck did Jurassic Park end up in the Epstein Files?

Speaker 5 (58:03):
Seriously?

Speaker 4 (58:04):
Well, paleontologists Jack Horner was just recently fired from his
university job for being in the Epstein Files. And Jack
Horner is the paleontologist that doctor Alan Grant from Jurassic
Park was based off.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Oh wow, so little Jack Corner is that in the corner.

Speaker 7 (58:25):
That curds and way got him in a lot of trouble.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
So It's amazing how many people and they found stuff
on in the Epstein files. You know what else is shocking?

Speaker 5 (58:34):
You just went down this rabbit hole last night, right.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
I mean I've been going down a bit further, just
like three million pages of things. But you know what
else is shocking. UK leaders and big time people in
the UK who had associations with Epstein are being arrested
and tried. And what is happening in America. Maybe they're
resigning and being asked to resign. They they're pacing no

(58:57):
legal implications at all, really they are. It's crazy. They
arrested Prince Andrew. Good for the UK for taking it seriously,
and shame on America for it like still letting it
be okay.

Speaker 7 (59:10):
Yeah, I'm just sad the dress.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
That's what you're gonna sound.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Like over there. Ye stopped trying it is crazy though,
that's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
That is pretty ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
It is.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
But of course you know Jack was like, nah, uh,
I didn't talk to him. I just talked to him
about then.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
It's amazing how many people are listed in the Epstein files,
all these situations that they've been with them men and
nobody saw anything. Nobody ever knew that the guy was
doing this.

Speaker 5 (59:50):
Ever that it's always not.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Bill Clinton has been like in in being talked to
for like three as straight and every single thing that
comes up, he's like.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
I know, with everything that's going on, you have a
photo of me in.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
The guy's hot tub. I gotta kind of feel like
you did.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Something like this Is you in a pool with Jill
Zane Maxwell and like three other women? Were they part
of your presidential entourage?

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
Yes? They were.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Do you think that was inappropriate?

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
No, I had no idea, right right, yeah, right, come on.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Yeah, it's a conspiracy, andspiracy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, but
I had him with all these others.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
Right, this is he's practicing. Yeah, that is what's trending.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Jubiles dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Hello? Yeah, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 12 (01:00:55):
You're dirt secret?

Speaker 13 (01:00:57):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Oh okay, what does that mean that? What does that
mean exactly? I've been watching you whoa, okay, I've been.

Speaker 10 (01:01:04):
Watching your TikTok even back when you used to show
up your muscles and your tattoos. Do you remember that?

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Well I don't. Yeah, I guess I would post workout
things quite a bit Okay, there you. I haven't posted
those in a while though.

Speaker 10 (01:01:19):
No, but I saw you on your Live recently showing
up your bice's saying you want flex.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Yeah, that's true. Somebody wanted me to flex and I wouldn't.
I would not do it. Hey, thanks for watching my life.

Speaker 10 (01:01:30):
And pretend the insult and masculinity.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
You're no alpha male.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
That's he watches your lives a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Yeah, thanks for watching the live man you talk about that.

Speaker 10 (01:01:42):
I have a solution to this insult and masculinity, Tuba.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
What is it?

Speaker 10 (01:01:47):
We're going to handle it the ancient Greek way with
a hint of American influence. Okay, I want to come
to your studio, Tuba. I want us to take off
our clothes. Was in peanut butter and wrestle for dominance?

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
All right, Well, thank you for your Dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
We gotta step that up.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Email Victoria please.

Speaker 7 (01:02:09):
Bring in whatever it is you had or to this party.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
What the heck.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
This coming, buddy?

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Thank you? I appreciate you.

Speaker 6 (01:02:22):
Up.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
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