Full Jubal Show from Wednesday April 15th 2026

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The world is a safer place today. It's the Jewbile Show.
And I know right now people think we're living in
a dumpster fire. This gass is about four hundred dollars
a gallon. There's a war and everybody thinks they're about
to get drafted, and NASA decided to fake yet another mission.
It's ridiculous, but you can thank one man for keeping

(00:21):
the streets safe. There's a superhero that everybody's trying to
figure out the identity of in Minneapolis, Minnesota right now.
Cool and he even has his arch nemesis. You know
sometimes that happens. One citizen decides to take to the
streets because they doesn't think the cops are doing enough.
They put on a superhero outfit and they patrol the
streets and take law into their own hands. And there's

(00:44):
a new superhero in this country. And this guy is
called No Mark. No Mark, No Mark. Here's the story.
It started as a weird local nuisance, but somehow it's
turned into a full blown superhero saga. And people in Minneapolis,
I'll aren't sure if they should call the police or
comic Con because a masked vigilante calling himself No Mark

(01:06):
has taken upon himself to clean up the streets literally
after his nemesis a serious A serial campus vandal titled
the Campus Pisser, gained infamy for urinating on statues, buildings,
and one very unfortunate student art installation shaped like a goose.

(01:28):
So there's somebody at a college in Minneapolis who won't
stop being on things, and so some some citizen has
decided to take it into their own hands, and he's
patrolling the streets in a Batman costume looking for the
campus Pisser. He's got a chess mounted GoPro ld led

(01:50):
it intimidation eyes then blink when he's angry. He claims
that he has a non lethal utility belt reportedly include
zip ties, pepper spray, and a protein bar.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
I'm smart up.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
The rise of this new superhero started when this character,
whoever he is, no Mark, began uploading nightly patrol videos
complete with dramatic narration like the city sleeps, but I
don't because somewhere somebody is peeing. Is literally putting on
a Batman costume and spending all this time trying to

(02:30):
find the person who's peeing on everything, which if I
was the guy that was peeing on everything. That would
just add fuel to my.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Class filming him looking for me, and it's.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Not viral, and it's really caught on and people are
following along now to seeing if No Mark, the guy
who's dressing up like Batman and patrolling college campuses in Minneapolis,
can find the person who's peeing on everything.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Oh my gosh, I want to see a showdown for
the first time. You're going down one point.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
A live stream drew thousands of viewers as No Mark
crouched behind a recycling bin whispering He's close. I can
smell justice smell. In another viral clip, this superhero that
calls himself No Mark, who's patrolling the streets of Minneapolis

(03:21):
looking for somebody who's peeing on everything, appears to confront
the alleged vandal behind a campus fountain. But things got
weird because the criminal immediately recognized him and says, dude,
I thought we said we weren't filming tonight, and then
No Mark, yeh, this isn't part of the plan.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
And the suspect ran away. So their homies actually, like,
I want to know how old they are, Like, are
they actually college students or are these like four dads, college.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Students, drunk college students.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
But it's gone viral and people are literally falling moving
along with this superhero.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
I actually need him to come to my apartment complex
because there's a I came out of my elevator this
morning and there's a box at the entryway of my
apartment complex full of dog poop and it have a
sign that says, whoever is leaving this upstairs on the
roof that is to be picked up.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
And I'm like, and you brought it.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
They actually took the time to bring it down there
to tell them to pick it up.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
And didn't tell him, just made a sign, a paper
sign and a shoe box with the dookie in it.
And I'm like, this is disgusting.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
They need a name, like, they need a superhero name.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Whoever did that?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
They need a superhero. I wish no more could live area.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
This is a calling, not gonna that is a thing, though,
because there are superheroes all over this country.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
There's Zebra Man in Portland.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Oh really yeah, address up in a zebra costume and
their specialty is just existing. They don't have a purpose,
but they call themselves Zuberman and they are apparently a superhero.
There's the Master Legend. It's Florida's neighborhood Guardian. It's a
group of people. Actually they get together and patrol as
superheroes in Florida.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
It's like a different level of cosplay.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I did feel safer at night if I looked out
my window and saw the Avengers walking down.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
I would actually consider it if I could find some
leozards that actually fit me.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
No, don't, don't.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
New York City also has a superhero. Terrifica is her name.
She's an eco warrior.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
So does she follow you around if you like litter
or something?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Superhero.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah. In Washington, d C. There's a family of superheroes.
They are called the Ambassadors, the DC Guardian. Oh that's
cute because you know DC Ambassador their special skill, I
guess as they talk to people and they focus on
community outreach. It's not the same as like it is
in the movies.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, you know, they clipboards too.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
I like the whole bad guy, bad guy, bad guy dynamic.
Yeah that I need that as a superhero.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
And then, of course in Seattle they have Phoenix Jones.
He's an m M A crime fighter who used to
patrol the streets. I don't know if he does anymore
because he got arrested for selling drugs.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
So yeah, under cover. Yeah, it's another jubile phone frame.
Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yes, Hello, this is Skyler
calling with some solutions.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
I was looking for Catherine, who's having a Kiwi installed
on her wall today. Yeah, yeah Skyler.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
What times should I be there? Should I be there?

Speaker 7 (06:48):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Me to hang up your ki before you you can't
do it? Alf How old are you old enough to
know better? Why are you actually yet? I don't really
know what my age has to do anything with hanging
up your TV. Like I even solved hundreds of kvs,
so like you know what I'm doing, so I know
what I'm doing, So I know i'm doing. So if

(07:11):
you're trying to like allude to the fact that, like, okay,
maybe he's like a teenager or whatever, I mean, he
doesn't not to hang a TV, I can tell you
that I've done it numerous times, one hundreds and hundreds
and thousand times, maybe four hundred thousand times I've hung
up a TV. So it's very easy to do. And
you're telling mebe and you hired our company because you
know how to do it yourself. You don't have to
know how, and I have to know how so I

(07:31):
can do it, and I've done it many times. So
I don't appreciate the judgment.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
Well, I don't appreciate being talked to like this.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, calling up to try to help somebody out who
doesn't even know how to hang a TV, you know
what I mean, Like, I'm surprised you even have a
place to live, but yeah, well I'm surprised you have
wall to hang a QV on because you don't even
know how to hang TV. And like you're probably obviously
way older than I am. So anyway, which time do
you want me there? I don't feel like I should
have to explain it to you because it sounds like
you're old enough to know. But when you hire a

(08:00):
company to install a TV, they come over into hang
the KIV and you've already tired the company. Weans that
I'm going to come over and hang a TV for you.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
You're not coming out over here.

Speaker 8 (08:13):
You hang up and I'll call your company and I'll
find a new person, or you know.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
I went to private school.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
I went to private school, and I went to private school.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
I went to private school. I don't know if you
were to public school, and I didn't teach you like
scheduling things like that in public school. But so, yeah, it's.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
So anyway that you've been jumping.

Speaker 9 (08:31):
Down my throat for the I'm not putting up.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
As soon as I started telling you jumped on my throat,
we're jumping on each other's throats.

Speaker 10 (08:39):
I asked you.

Speaker 11 (08:39):
How old you are, because you are very unprofessional from.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
The jump, you know, if we could just start over,
because I really want to be able to hang your
TV for you, because you sound like a very nice
old lady, an old lady who doesn't know how to
hang up her own TVs your schedule.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
Seeing, so really do me you old lady?

Speaker 8 (08:57):
Okay, yes, fine, I'm an old lady, So let me
talk to the other old people here. How about your
father father, who you know is obviously failing at his
business plan here having his punk son in charge of things. Okay,
are you even fifteen? So yeah, maybe I could just
talk to him and old what we can do. Yeah,

(09:18):
I did swear to you because you're a little punk.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh oh oh, are.

Speaker 11 (09:28):
You convol sing?

Speaker 6 (09:29):
Like?

Speaker 11 (09:29):
What?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
What's Catherine?

Speaker 1 (09:32):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your friend Carter set you up.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Excuse me, it's a joke.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
What did you just say?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
He said that you just moved into a new place
and had to get some TVs. Not any wanted to
mess with you.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
Oh he mess me.

Speaker 8 (09:49):
I'm like literally here, like having almost on the bird
Hugard person like it got my blood pressure up so high.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. Brought to you by Mucklesh.
You've been going Auburn, You're home from Machino. It's time
for Nina's. What's trending?

Speaker 2 (10:13):
If somebody says you the birthday today, do you know
what that means? No, you're the birthday. You're the birthday. Yeah,
the birthday. You the birthday.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
You're like the new one on the street, like actually.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Bringing the party.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
You're happy, you're a party yeah born.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well, allegedly this is the new six seven. Now it's
you the birthday ago wasn't No, that's been around for
a long time. Get on it. I think.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I hate doing stories seven frees.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
I hate doing stories like this because it makes me
feel like a grandma myself. But I know I am
not alone with not knowing. We're before right now what
you the birthday is? So I'm gonna tell you and
we can have that conversation in just a second. But first,
if you had so much foemo from everybody the ESA
at Coachella last weekend, just know that this weekend, if
you're trying to go, the prices are even more than
they were the first time. There are surge prices. What

(11:13):
did I just did.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
You already have that story planned?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I told you I'm going to use that information and
put it with the other story that I had planned.
Oh I know that's what you were talking okay about
way to bring the air, guys. So what happens is
when I start talking and I stop, I don't mean
too Usually I can power through it. But Victoria's faces,
as you know, if you've watched any of our videos
at the Jubile show, are so animated it feels like
somebody's behind me or we got a duck or something. Yeah, Like,

(11:39):
what did I say? Are you okay?

Speaker 6 (11:41):
Well?

Speaker 5 (11:41):
No, just like five minutes of four this happened.

Speaker 12 (11:44):
Nina.

Speaker 7 (11:45):
I told him to like, have you seen how high
the prices have gone up? Because everyone see Justin Bieber.
She goes, WHOA really?

Speaker 2 (11:50):
What? So she wants credit for the story. You're a producer,
that's what you know. You have me with stories.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
I feel like I deja vu.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Was like, wait a minute, so yes, everybody wants to
see Justin Bieber, which makes me so proud as a
believer from day one, I am thrilled to see him
have this moment. Sure, where the prices are, I mean
they're actually surging. Some listings are exceeding two thousand dollars
per ticket. And these are not VIP tickets, these are
general and mission tickets because it's Justin Bieber Victoria.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Isn't he getting on tour soon because he's just released
an album?

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Po Probably probably, But it's not the same thing because
a lot of the times with these types of festivals,
they're not doing the same show that they do on
tour because it's a different experience. It's more low key
or whatever you want to call it. But that's not
the only thing that's surging. Speaking of believers, that's not
the only thing it's not. The merch is also surging,
so people were buying a bunch of I don't know

(12:43):
if you sag any of the merch from Coachella, specifically
Justin Bieber's. He's got one where he's slipping the Bird,
which sold for ninety dollars at the festival. It's it's
a shirtless Justin Bieber on a tank top and he's
slipping the bird ninety dollars at the festival, but now
you can buy it for two hundred dollars on eBay.
He's got a hoodie that says Chelly Valley that was
going for one hundred and forty at the festival, now
going for four hundred dollars. And he's got all this

(13:05):
other merch from his new line Skylark that's going upwards
of one hundred bucks minimum for anything.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Shouts out to the hustlers.

Speaker 7 (13:12):
No, but if I was just In Bieber, I'd be
so mad about that because like, literally, people are buying
my things that I made specifically for this one festival.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
And you're going and you're that's r seeing it up.

Speaker 7 (13:20):
Like at that point I would put it on my
site and be like no, like my real fans want
to buy this, like they're gonna buy it for me,
They're gonna buy from Scalpurts.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
But it was an exclusive drop for this event, so
that's that's a good point though.

Speaker 7 (13:32):
But now people are making four hundred dollars off of
his merch it happens, So I'm like, no, I would
if I was Just Bieber, I'd be like, I'm dropping it.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
You're not making that money. I'm making that money.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, you tell him, I'm not giving you that money.
I'm only giving it to Justin Bieber. Yeah, I wre money.

Speaker 7 (13:47):
I'll pay ninety dollars to Justin Bieber, but I'm not
gonna pay four hundred dollars to a guy who bought
it for ninety.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
And is trying to sell it me for four hundred.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
I feel that, Yeah, I feel that we're where you
lost Freeze.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Freeze is not having that.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
I just don't understand how you do that or maintain
that when it's being it's basically scalping.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
I mean Justin Bieber could release it.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, but he already did and he sold it for
ninety dollars.

Speaker 7 (14:11):
But now he can put it on his website. Is
that way, the scalpers get no money.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
She's saying if she was biaver.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
To the drop for the people that went to the concert.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Well, it's already not exclusive with people scalping it.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
No, it's exclusive. You have to be at the concert.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, it's still part of get it the drop. Okay.
I see what you're both are saying right now. What
I'm hearing is that Justin Bieber can do it all
all right, for sure, for sure, but Lieber's unite. I
want that Chelli hoodie anyway.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
You might spend four hundred dollars for it.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
I won't. I might not. Timothy's chalomet surprisingly is in
the news again, this time also in the same sentence
as Ballet and Opera, but this time not in a
bad way. He's being thanked for increasing ticket sales at
ballets and Opera's, specifically London's Royal Ballet, who has said,

(14:59):
you know know what, thank you, Timmy, cheers to you,
because now we're looking out in the audience, there are
twenty to thirty year olds out there just watching that
weren't there before. So while he was hating on it originally,
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Credit for bringing it back. It's not already called the ballet.
It's called the Chalamet.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Like a specific movie. Yeah, so it bagfired either way.
Everybody's very happy that he decided to even talk about
it at all. And you know what people would say
to that, you the birthday, Timmy? You the birthday? No, girl, there.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Should be a musical artist called the birthday. We got
the weekend. There's the labyrinth, that's true.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Oh yeah, the birthday. No, the birthday.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
We could be it.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
You could change my Yeah. By the way, I have
a new song coming out April twenty fourth, and now
you can find it wherever you get your music. Just
type in Juba l Fresh by name. But I might
change it to the birthday at some point.

Speaker 7 (15:54):
I mean, how much fun would that be? Then you
can come out with a birthday costume two kind of
like Marshmallow.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, that's kind of cool actually all right?

Speaker 7 (16:00):
And Handah Montana the old people that I've ever known
that could be like you have like two double lives
and like not get it's true?

Speaker 2 (16:05):
What about Beyonce and Sasha Fhiris the same as Annah Montana?

Speaker 5 (16:09):
Though like literally doesn't the.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Really Yeah, I don't know why I'm such a fan.
I killed it, you know, okay, well fer Hannah Montana.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
No she's not, because you know who they're going very good.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
Let's not handle one very good.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
We both got ready to like really go to blow something.
That one. That's something I know. But you're the birthday birthday,
and so what you the birthday means? Actually it can
have two different meanings. You the birthday means that you
have like give me attention energy, like oh you the birthday,
look at me, look at me, or you are excited

(16:48):
and you're a good vibe and you're the birthday vibe
and you're like, oh you the birthday. So you can
use it one of two ways. I like it.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I kind of like that one.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Actually, really, you know, I keep thinking of Frosty the Snowman.
Have you ever watched the Frosty the Snowman like cartoon
and he's always like, happy Birthday. I don't think I've
ever watched it, but I could picture him doing that.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah I'm so old. I'm thinking was it a cartoon ormation?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Apparently I am to do I'm not, but anyway, that
is what's trending. Clamation was the birthday?

Speaker 6 (17:23):
Man?

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Do you even know what clamation is?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Victoria are you just saying that because you want to
be the birthday.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Probably she is.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, also clamation still exists, but anyway, that's what trending.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
Excuse me, shy.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Do you know what I can find your booty? Sue
bowls Call of Booty.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
It's time for another call of booty. One of our
listeners has to call their significant other and see if
they'll leave work to meet them for a call of booty.
And remember it's family friendly. Can't say anything dirty or
we blatant. We give you a theme to use as
code for your partner to see if they can even
figure out what you're talking about, and then c if
they'll actually leave work to meet you for a call

(18:07):
of booty. And on the phone right now is Ivan
to make a call of booty? And Ivan, who do
you want to call?

Speaker 6 (18:12):
My girlfriend Kim? And she's already pissed me from an
argument we had last night, so.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
All right, Yeah, we scheduled this out a little bit.
Bet you didn't plan on having an argument the night
before trying to do the call of booty.

Speaker 6 (18:29):
Yeah, what what?

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Why is she upset it?

Speaker 6 (18:32):
You?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (18:35):
I went out drinking with my buddies last night and
I forgot to call or check in at reading time, okay,
read at all. So I and I got drunk, so
I went to her place, but I ended up passing
out in front of her door.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Oh wow, got drunk with your buddies. No call, no text,
You just went over to her house and passed out
on a doorstep.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
Yeah, she found me this morning when she went to work.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Cool. All right, that's a good lookh man. Surprise babe.
Good morning? Yeah, so good morning.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
You're gonna call her and see if she'll leave her
job for a call of booty using a theme that
will give you in just a second. But I imagine
that she was not pleased when she opened her door
and saw her drunken boyfriend laying out there.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
Oh no, she was delighted.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Where does your girlfriend work?

Speaker 6 (19:38):
She works at an apartment building in the leasing office.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
And would it be unusual for you to call her
and try to get her to leave her job for
a booty call?

Speaker 6 (19:50):
I mean no, I don't think so. If she if
she was, she's fine, she'd be wanted to do that
sort of thing. I mean, she's mad at me today.
We'll see how that goes.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Take out her anger on you all right, Well, the
theme that you have to use for today's call of booty,
because remember, you can't be dirty, you can't say anything blatant.
You have to try to do it using a theme
that we give you to use. And today you need
to call your significant other who's already mad at you
because you were drunk last night and passed out on
her doorstep. But you have to call her and try

(20:22):
to convince her to leave her job right now for
a call of booty. Like a sports play by play announcer,
Ivan is on the phone. He's about to call his
girlfriend of three years and try to convince her to

(20:42):
leave her job and meet him for a call of booty.
But remember it's family friendly, it's not dirty. He can't
say anything blatant. He has to try to convince her
to leave work to meet him for a call of booty.
As a sports play by play announcer. That's going to
be tough, and she's already not very happy with him. Ivan,
Why is she mad at you again?

Speaker 6 (21:00):
I went drinking last night and I got a little
too slashed and wound up at her door this morning
that she and she found me there just lying on
the floor.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Normal.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
All right, So she's already annoyed with you, and now
you have to call and try to convince her to
leave work to meet you for a pretty call as
a sports play by play announcer. So good luck, Ivan,
you got this.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
I believe in you, if that counts or anything. All right,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
I'm dialing her phone number right now, and then we'll
jump in to save you if we need to.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
But good luck Ivan.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
Hello, and here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the moment
of truth.

Speaker 9 (21:45):
Ivan had stepped up to the plate and his calling
his girlfriend Kim to.

Speaker 6 (21:49):
See if he can go. Oh what, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
You're so drunk, aren't you.

Speaker 6 (21:59):
So that's okay, I haven't, seems to be unshaken by
the love of his life, unrelenting passion that she by
the strike right down the middle.

Speaker 13 (22:09):
Okay, okay, So you didn't call me last night, you
didn't text me, You passed it on my doorstep, hammered.
And this is how you're calling me to say sorry,
like some weird sports announcer. No, it'd be better if
you just be like, hey, babe, I'm sorry about being
a drunken idiot and.

Speaker 11 (22:22):
King on your welcome mat one.

Speaker 9 (22:27):
Okay, okay, big I I am really sorry about your
mad I don't know why I didn't knock. I don't
know why I didn't try and text her call, and
I don't know why I pissed on your book and that.
I'm just so sorry.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
But I do love YouMore, Oh, he was getting.

Speaker 11 (22:52):
I love you too, but right now I really don't
like you and I'm really busy.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
So so what do you need? What's up?

Speaker 2 (23:01):
And the crowd goes wild.

Speaker 14 (23:04):
I would know he's not totally forgiven for being a
drunken food last night, but the conversation is now underway,
and will even be able to hit a home run?

Speaker 12 (23:13):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (23:13):
Will his dreams come crashing down to a sad, lonely reality.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Why do you keep doing?

Speaker 9 (23:21):
That's what's happening with babe, Babe, I have such an
important question for you. It's fourth down and inches and
all Evan needs is for his beautiful, patient and super
intelligent girlfriend Kim to come home right now and help
him get the ball to his tight favorite tight end

(23:43):
so they can score toushdown.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Look at this, folks.

Speaker 13 (23:48):
For some stupid reason, Kim's lightweight of a boyfriend who
came over to her house drunkly and keep talking like
a play by play announcer.

Speaker 11 (24:00):
As it doesn't know is if he doesn't don't point in.

Speaker 13 (24:02):
About five seconds, she's gonna hang up and call the
cops and have him from.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
If please, please please don't hang out. This is this
is so important, then stopp being weird? What do you want?
It is? Ladies and gentlemen, Hail Mary from Ivan, Babe,
can you leave work right now and we can have
a little fun? You know what I mean? Oh my god,

(24:35):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
I don't know what's worridiculous, but we're in sports play
by puny thing that you're doing, or the fact that you.

Speaker 13 (24:39):
Think I would want to leave work to sleep with
you after I literally just have to throw your your disgusting,
peace stained pants in the wash before I left my house.

Speaker 6 (24:48):
Oh no, and that's going to be a long walk
back to the showers for this loser.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
They can how are you? This is the Jebel Show.
It's a radio show, Victoria, and my name's Jubel.

Speaker 6 (25:07):
Okay, sure.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
We do a segment on the show. It's called call
of Booty. It's where you have to call your significant
other to see if they'll leave work to meet you
for a booty call. But you can't say anything dirty.
We give you a theme to use, and I even't
had to try to do that as a play by
play announcer didn't seem successful. Also, he told us why
you're mad at him?

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Well, he forgot to tell us about the ping on
the map.

Speaker 13 (25:28):
Yeah, oh well yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
So I'm guessing. I'm guessing you didn't convince you to
leave work.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
No, not a chance.

Speaker 9 (25:42):
So there's no chance you'll meet me for a call
of booty.

Speaker 13 (25:47):
No, you should go back to bed because you're clearly
still drunk.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
You will call it booty?

Speaker 2 (25:55):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead?
Oh not even I didn't say that.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
It's like, why am I even listening to you?

Speaker 2 (26:04):
To begin with your virgin who can't dry?

Speaker 1 (26:08):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
the game of trivia for somber tickets. Now let's meet
today is contestant for you verus Victoria? Christina? What's up, Christina?
How are you hey? Good morning, good morning? Are you
ready to beat Victoria beat the breaks off Victoria, the

(26:34):
pants off Victoria.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
Play is a word.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
When Christina calls, she goes, hy, can I beat Victoria?

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Okay, Victoria.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
It's all about how you step into the competition.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
You know.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio.
And while she's leaving, Christina, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, Jesse pass and victor Aria
has to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
And okay, I don't know what she's doing.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
She took her lunchbox. We're gonna lose her. Yeah, we
probably are. The door is closed, she's gone. Now are
you ready, Christina?

Speaker 2 (27:10):
I'm ready. Let's go. All right, here we go. Your
time starts. Now. What does U r L stand for?
What pattern is made of? Repeated squares?

Speaker 6 (27:23):
Oh? Monochrome?

Speaker 8 (27:25):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (27:25):
What animal can't jump?

Speaker 6 (27:28):
Elegant?

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Why? Or what is tofu made of? We're made from?

Speaker 6 (27:33):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (27:36):
What is the fear of heights called?

Speaker 14 (27:40):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (27:40):
Godmch stress on this past?

Speaker 2 (27:42):
What country is famous for tulips and windmills?

Speaker 6 (27:47):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (27:48):
Denmark?

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Okay, got that?

Speaker 1 (27:49):
And don't bring Victoria back in just yet, Christina, how
much of a chance would you like to, like, actually
see if how Victoria can beat you? Or do you
want to just throw her completely off her game before
she starts her the questions.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
It's up to you.

Speaker 6 (28:01):
Oh, let's store completely offer.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Okay? Cool? All right?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
So when I say, you know you can tell her
when to go, say this to her. Okay, have you
talked to the drummer dude today? Okay? Just say that.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Okay, get one question?

Speaker 6 (28:17):
You got it?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Christina? That will she will have a meltdown. Watch, so
I'll be like, you can tell her when to go? You, Hey,
did you talk to the drummer dude today?

Speaker 13 (28:24):
Go?

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Okay, all right, let's bring Victoria back into the studio
and while she's getting settled. There you go, She's coming
back in. While she's getting settled and putting on her
headphones and stuff, Christina, what is something interesting about you?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Hmmm?

Speaker 15 (28:44):
Let's see? Forty five days left.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
Home on summer break.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
That's core you, teachers.

Speaker 9 (28:51):
I am the days.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Who's counting? Right? Forty five? Exactly?

Speaker 14 (28:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:57):
A lot? All right, Victor is ready to go.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, I'm giving
you time because you just took a sip of coffee.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
I don't know one, just say pass and you have
to beat Christina outright to win. And Christina, you can
tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
Hey, have you talked to.

Speaker 15 (29:19):
The drummer do today?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
How do you? Wait?

Speaker 5 (29:22):
What just happened?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
What does you are l stand?

Speaker 5 (29:25):
You know what the drummer?

Speaker 11 (29:25):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (29:26):
What did you tell her?

Speaker 2 (29:28):
I don't know what you're talking about?

Speaker 6 (29:29):
You guys? Suck?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
What times?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Ticking?

Speaker 7 (29:34):
Time?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
What was it? Wait? What she did? She said? Go
at the end? He did? I asked it? What does
you r L stand for? I suck?

Speaker 6 (29:44):
Well?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
I tell you talking from the game is over?

Speaker 9 (29:46):
Man.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
What's the next question? What pattern is made of? Repeated squares?

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Well play, well, Christina, good job completely through Victor.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Awesome rails because she said that pointing directly into jewels.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, Victoria is tapping a meltdown.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Well played, Christina, well played, good question.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
Let's thank you.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Let's see who want to get the score from our
scoreboard producer Freeze.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Victoria got none and Christina had two.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Well Christina, congratulations. The dominant performance.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
Was ready for that game.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
You meet Victoria. You got somber tickets. That's so funny.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Grab your beanie at the ground.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
I did not do anything. Christina had a very valid question.
I don't know where she got it from. The you
know ever?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
I mean, do we get the answer though? Have you
talked to drummer dude today day?

Speaker 6 (30:44):
No?

Speaker 5 (30:45):
I haven't.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Did he say did he say good night?

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Did I say no I passed out?

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Did he say no?

Speaker 7 (30:53):
No?

Speaker 5 (30:54):
I just talked about no, I what I love?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Get the answers.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Let's good.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
The answer now with Nina.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
U r L stands for uniform resource locator. The pattern
that's made out of repeated squares is plaid. An elephant
cannot jump.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
I'll text you in the morning.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
You guys, You guys talked to the drummer. Where was
I was made from?

Speaker 5 (31:35):
So don't get any.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Oh I thought you meant from the drummer boy acrophone
and the Netherlands is the country famous for tis Christina,
thank you for playing.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
Appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yeah, so we can get you your somber tickets.

Speaker 6 (31:57):
It's time take cat cheater.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Jason is on the phone today and he thinks that
his wife of four years named Kat might be messing around,
So we'll see if we can help him out. Jason,
sorry you're in this position, but what's going on. Why
do you think that Kat might be cheating?

Speaker 15 (32:14):
You know, we've we've been we've been together since we
were in college.

Speaker 6 (32:18):
We were college sweethearts.

Speaker 15 (32:21):
And you know, in college, we were we were partiers.

Speaker 6 (32:24):
We enjoyed it.

Speaker 15 (32:25):
It was a fun time.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
But then we we.

Speaker 15 (32:30):
Found out that we were pregnant and we settled down
a little bit. We have a daughter, Jenna, she said,
and now she's just a lot of our lives. And
Kat wanted to stay home with Jenna for a few
years after she was born, and I didn't have any.

Speaker 6 (32:48):
Problem with that. But now the Jenna's going to.

Speaker 15 (32:53):
School, Kat has the opportunity to, you know, to find
what makes her happy than just being a mom. I
never pushed her to get out in the world or anything.
I just want her to be happy. But I think
she might be a little bored with being a housewife
being with me.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Do you think she's cheating to fill the boredom.

Speaker 15 (33:18):
She's a little different in the bedroom these days, Like
how so the techniques, the the.

Speaker 6 (33:28):
The attitude that it's different.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
It's like new stuff happening that you didn't Okay, yeah,
that could be a sign of things. Sometimes it's like, okay,
where'd you learn that?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Not a good thing? Could it? Also, because I think
her being bored is a great point, because she probably
is what your daughter is at school and stuff. Now,
maybe she just did some research, you know, maybe she
was just trying to spice up her life and took
it into her own hands.

Speaker 15 (33:53):
You know, I haven't had the nerve to press the issue.
If there's nothing going on, then it'll sound weird, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
You sound super nervous, like you do. You have like
a gut feeling about this that's making you freak out
a little bit.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
I just don't want to lose her.

Speaker 7 (34:10):
Well, have you asked her just like where she's been
learning the new moves? They're like, hey, that's new? Where
did you get that from? Kind of like I feel
like you can say it in like a funny, cute
sea way.

Speaker 6 (34:19):
No, it's awkward.

Speaker 15 (34:21):
I mean you don't want to ruin the good time
with asking.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 15 (34:27):
Yeah, she just seems distracted a lot, and I just
have this nagging little feeling that she might be cheating
on me, right in the.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Middle of to catch a cheater, And if you're just
joining us. Jason is on the phone and he thinks
that his wife of four years named Kat might be
missing around. So we're about to call her and see
if we can catch her. Before we do that, Jason,
why don't you break down your situation for us again
real quick.

Speaker 15 (34:51):
We've been married for four years, we have a lovely
little girl together. Now that she doesn't have to be
around the house a whole time with her, with a
little girl going to school, Cat's getting a little bit
more adventurous in bed. And I'm wondering where she picked
up those tricks.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Oh, it's a fair concern, but also good for you.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah, and you said that she wouldn't probably send flowers
to you. So I'm gonna call her and say that
it's a his and hers package flowers for her and
like a bottle of alcohol and some grooming stuff for dudes.
Oh hey, let's see if she'll send that to you, okay,
or to somebody else.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Okay, All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is
Corbel calling from I was looking for our rewards card
member named Kat.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
This she Hi Kat.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. Here this month's winner.

Speaker 6 (35:44):
What did I win? How did I win?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member who
gets a free gift from us, and this month it's
actually his and hers package. So you've won thirty six
long stem red roses to be delivered to you and
then for a special someone in your life who might
be a dude or somebody who's in that kind of thing,
a bottle of alcohol of your choosing, and a little
grooming package. Really, it's just our way of saying thank

(36:06):
you for shopping with us.

Speaker 6 (36:08):
Oh my gosh, awesome.

Speaker 11 (36:10):
Can I actually send those to somebody else?

Speaker 12 (36:12):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (36:12):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Sure? And the grooming kit as well, same person or no.

Speaker 11 (36:19):
No to people at the same address, but different names
like flowers for one and the grooming stuff for the
other person.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
We can definitely do that.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
I would need the first and last names of the
people that you want to send them to, and then
if you'd like to put anything on a card, and
then I'll get the address and that's.

Speaker 11 (36:38):
It, Okay, I mean it's going to be the same address,
but I would like the flowers and to Emily and
the male things to Tyson Tyson.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Okay, great, yeah, and do you want to put anything
on a card?

Speaker 6 (36:55):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (36:56):
Can you say thank you guys for being so amazing
here's to our little secret.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yes, I can definitely do that for you. And also
now I can let you know that this is not
the grocery store. This is actually a radio show. It's
called the Jubil Show.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Hi have Nina him Victoria, and my name.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Is Jubel and we do a segment on the show
that's called to Catch a Cheater where if you think
your significant other might be messing around, you see who
they send flowers to. And your husband Jason.

Speaker 11 (37:28):
I'm on the radio right now.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Yeah, yes, and your husband Jason is on the phone.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
You're going on with Emily and Tyson.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (37:39):
What did you call the radio when they called me?
Did you set this up?

Speaker 2 (37:44):
You're going on right now?

Speaker 6 (37:45):
Yes? I did? And you know what I Thank god
I did. Thank god I did, because apparently you're doing
something not one, but two people.

Speaker 11 (37:53):
You couldn't, oh my god, you couldn't just ask me
a question.

Speaker 15 (37:57):
You had to the radio high ground here. This is crazy.

Speaker 11 (38:02):
I'm not cheating on you.

Speaker 6 (38:04):
Where are you getting this from? What is this coming from?

Speaker 11 (38:07):
What are you doing?

Speaker 6 (38:09):
What are you doing with with Tyson and Emily?

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Are you doing?

Speaker 11 (38:12):
Why are you accusing me of cheating?

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Where is this coming from?

Speaker 6 (38:16):
Here's the keeping our secret? What secret? What are you
three up to?

Speaker 2 (38:21):
It's confusing?

Speaker 11 (38:22):
Okay, wow, I can't believe you didn't just want to
take the win and realize that I was better at
some stuff than I used to be. But what really
happened and why I wanted to involve Emily and Tyson
is because I was over at Emily's. I brought over
Jenna to play with Cynthia, and Emily and I got

(38:46):
into like a girl's talk. I don't know if this
is something you can even comprehend because you're a man,
but we'll talk to each other about things. I felt
like I might be boring you a little bit in bed,
and I was really insecure about that, and I've been
having some feelings about that. So I talked to Emily, who,
as you know, is one of my closest friends. It's

(39:07):
not weird, it's not overstepping. We were just discussing life
and I was telling her that I felt like I
didn't have a lot of confidence in myself in the bedroom,
and while we were talking and she was commiserating with me,
Tyson walked in, and you know, he wasn't trying to
be weird or disrespectful in any way. He was like, oh,
maybe I shouldn't be here for this or whatever. And

(39:27):
Emily's like, no, it's fine. You know, they're just dealing
with normal married people stuff. And we got into this
conversations and they were actually really helpful, and they talked
to me about some of the things that they have
overcome and some of the things that have worked for them.
So I took it upon myself to use their inspiration
and do a little research of my own and figure

(39:48):
out some things that I thought might be nice for
you and nice for us. And instead you accuse me
of cheating on the radio, and Tyson this, maybe Tami
decided you want to have this conversation right now. You
showed me how to use you so that I could
look up videos and see things that looked fun and
like I might want to try them.

Speaker 8 (40:08):
And you might like them, which apparently you have apparently.

Speaker 11 (40:11):
Has worked so well, and now you're here excusing me
of cheating on the radio.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Wow, Wow, Wow, I didn't expect that.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
This is good news, Jason.

Speaker 6 (40:24):
Right, Okay, feel a little stupid right.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Now, if you think about it, this is really cute
because now we know how much he loves her and
how excited he is now because of all the changes.

Speaker 15 (40:44):
Honey, I am so grateful that you wanted to try
those sorts of things.

Speaker 6 (40:50):
But it's not I was never bored with you. Please,
please don't ever think that I was bored with you.
I'm never bored with you.

Speaker 11 (41:00):
Really mad at you right now because you accuse me
of cheating in front of strangers, but like, I've really
been upset about this and worried that you were getting
bored with me. And now everybody knows that my friends
have been teaching me things embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Everybody does that?

Speaker 13 (41:18):
Do they normal?

Speaker 11 (41:20):
This doesn't feel normal right now.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
I don't think it's normal.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
No, Honey, it's fine.

Speaker 15 (41:25):
I'm not mad. I'm just so happy that you're that
neither of us are unhappy with each other.

Speaker 11 (41:33):
I am kind of mad right now, but I'm really
glad we talked. I'm I can we please keep talking?

Speaker 15 (41:40):
Not on the phone and the next time that Emily
and Tyson come.

Speaker 6 (41:44):
Over, we will well it'll be something.

Speaker 11 (41:52):
I don't listen to this.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
You will show to catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
This is your heart, is true, your pal and down.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
In everyone pull off just a little.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
The biggest gift would be from me.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
And the car detached would say.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and
the Jubil Show is no different. Why it's the Jewbil
Show with your drunk ant Nina Hi. And then there's
everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi and the newest member
of the show, the hip divorcee who loves to use
gen z slang like six seven almost as much as
he loves his college aged daughter.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Here's a freeze six seven, y'all.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
And then there's me. I'm Jewbel and this is the
Jubil Show and it's a time of week where we
check in and see what's going on in our lives.
So Nina will sup with you this week.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
I don't know if I have ever told you guys this before,
but I'm really good at reading books, children's books to read.
I'm really good at reading children's books to kids. Oh, Okay,
it's something that I really enjoy and like as an
aunt it's fun because I get to have all the
voices and like be the different characters, you know, which.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Your personalities can come out.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
And yeah, I thought that was going to be my
superpower as a mom, but you know, we didn't get there,
so we're still at anti mode. And the other night
I was over at my friend's house and my nieces,
my nieces, her best like her daughters, came up and
they're like, oh, you read us Cinderella blah blah blah,
and so I did and it was really fun. I
was like, gosh, I forgot how fun it is to
like have the voice of a little mouse and cinder
ready you know all this stuff. So I was really

(43:41):
getting into it. But the best part of this is
since that has happened, there have been requests for Aunt
Nina to read books again. So if you didn't know,
this could be a new side hustle. I will read
to your children no matter how much charge.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Yeah, Jesus charged what a dollar ninety nine?

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Yes, today's story that we were talking.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
About a Jesus talking about Like, actually, I was like,
Jesus charged, So I'm thinking you could charge like fifty cents.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
I was thinking like a bottle of line that fair
trade I read to your kids.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
You have to finish it before you're done with the book,
because then the voices will get really interesting.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
Full experience.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
It's so fun.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Victoria was up with you this week.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
Mine's more of a p s A.

Speaker 7 (44:29):
And I do not recommend booking a flight twenty you
are intoxicated, mostly because there's a.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Lot of things can go wrong. First, if you're like me,
you might book.

Speaker 7 (44:38):
It into the middle of the week, but granted it'll
get you a great deal.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
Like I wasn't hammered to where I remembered. I booked
the flight, but I can't tell you how much it was.

Speaker 7 (44:49):
But it had to have been a good deal because
I booked the most basic fare. And the only reason
why I'm so annoyed by it right now is because
literally I learned that if you book a United basic
fair flight, you can't bring a carry on on the plane.

Speaker 5 (45:03):
You can only bring a personal item. Why are shaking
your head's like yes.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Because it says that right next to it?

Speaker 5 (45:07):
What what do you mean?

Speaker 7 (45:10):
Every single put even Spirit Airlines, will let me bring
a carry on and a personal item.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
I get too bad.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
But with the sales and stuff, they put it like
in bold, like no carry ons at this price, like
anlines you're about to go on. You can't take anything
with you? Really no?

Speaker 4 (45:26):
And I thought about, Uh, well you can't, but you
just gonna have to add a premium.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
A checked bag.

Speaker 7 (45:31):
And I thought about I was like thinking to myself, like, okay,
my suitcase is broken, but I have Nina's.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
Like, so what is the chance I can like kind.

Speaker 7 (45:36):
Of shim me hers down under a seat like that way,
just bring it as a personal item and like kind
of carry it like a purse, like just really big purse.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
I go and back.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
I can do that. So I ended up having to
buy a check bag.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
But oh, first world problems.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
Apparently I didn't know. I didn't know. You can't everywhere
gets too bad.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
I'm going on a trip and I have to book
my luck. I have to check it.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
Now it has to go under what if I want
it with me? I can't do that anymore now. Actually,
the now you have to get to the airport earlier.
You have to check a bag.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Welcome to adult life.

Speaker 7 (46:07):
Yeah, I had to ask off like last week because like, oh,
I totally forgot.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
This is in the middle of the week.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
I fo Yeah, Victoria asked for a couple of days off.
She's like, I didn't. I didn't mean to book the flight,
but I was drunk and I booked it. So can
I have days off?

Speaker 5 (46:18):
So pretty please produce the freezing up with you this week.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
I had an inspiring conversation with producer Chris yesterday. I
sat down and was talking to him about his life
and whatnot, and heard about how he and his wife
met and how they had a long distance relationship for
a very long period of time and how long it
was and they didn't really like date date for quite
a while. And I was like, you know what, I
have people in my life like that, Like I wouldn't

(46:44):
tried hinge and I close that account after like a
couple of weeks, and I'm doing all these things. I'm like,
I have really really quality people in my life that
I actually could you know, pursue in a way.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
So you going to ask one of your friends to
marry you today?

Speaker 9 (46:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Not today, but you know, I definitely I'm thinking, like
I haven't thought like I could have a long distance relationship.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
I could work, try to work that out. So now
I'm considering that.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Turn some of those friendships into weird romantic things.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
All my friendships turned into weird romantic things.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Do they want to do?

Speaker 11 (47:15):
What?

Speaker 2 (47:17):
No?

Speaker 3 (47:17):
No, no, I'm just saying out.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
My outlook on things has always been like, that's not
a possibility. Right Talking to Chris, I was like, oh,
you know what, I haven't really looked at things in
that way, so I probably should.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
Like you haven't thought about a long distance relationship. Never see,
they sound so amazing. You don't have to see them
every day.

Speaker 7 (47:33):
Exactly, make more efforts.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Therefore, you're trying a little harder. Until you're alone in
bed crying missing them, Well, then.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
You can call them a flight.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
I don't think I'll ever be alone in bed crying.
I don't think that'll ever happen.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Oh, you're just better than the rest of us.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
I just like to sleep. I just like to sleep,
and it doesn't matter if somebody's next to me or not.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
I can't figure out my face. I've got a new
song coming out April twenty fourth. I'm very excited about it,
and I would love it if you would go pre
save it so that it can just show up on
the morning of the twenty fourth and you can listen
to my new song Slide that comes out if you
go to my Spotify wherever you get music, just type
in my name Juba l Fresh and.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Well.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
It doesn't have to do with my face, but it's
just very confusing because every time I go on TikTok
Live or do anything that is forward facing, you know,
people are commenting on my face all the time, mostly saying,
you look sad, you look depressed, you look high. It's
those three things. Either I look high, I look sad

(48:39):
or depressed, and literally I'll be like, no, I'm in
a great mood and they're like, no, you're not. I'm like,
I don't know what I need to do with my
face in order for people to know that I'm like
happy or in a good mood. The Jokers also when
I try to smile on purpose, then people go to
Bro's losing it, like he's definitely covering up for something.

(49:01):
He's going crazy look at him, and so I'm like,
I just can't figure out what I need to do
with my face in order for people to know like.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Everything's cool, I'm in a good mood, I'm happy.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
I'm not high and I'm not depressed and I'm not sad.
I wish I had suggestions for you, but I really
I really don't. Yeah, I just have one of those faces.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Well, you're smising right now, like while you're naturally talking,
so you're smiling with your eyes. When you smile awkwardly,
it's just your mouth. So wonder if you started including
the smising with your eyes maybe, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Except I don't really know how to do that. So
just be me looking like winking or pointing, I don't know,
and I'll look angry, probably because my forehead will look
all furrowed up.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
And first is your hair, Now it's your face. What
was it? Next thing he fixes his face, it's gonna
be here like.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
That make Yeah. I just don't know what to do.
I mean, you know, I just have I just have one.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Of those faces like let them deal with it.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Yeah, hey, sorry, that's my face man.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Him face, resting man face.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Oh sell it right, Well he can still have a
resting bee face. Yeah that's what I have.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Oh totally. Yeah, I have one of those faces. I
guess I just have to embrace it.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
You ever arrest, Yeah, give us three minutes and we'll
give you everything you need to know for the day.
Brought to you by Muckleshoot being Go in Auburn. You're
home from a Shino. It's time for ninas. What's trending?

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Have you guys been falling along at all with the
whole paramount Warner Brothers merger and Drama.

Speaker 7 (50:21):
I didn't even know they were merging until I saw
people outrage about it.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Well, it's not official that they're merging, but the outrage
is real. And since then, thousands of Hollywood industry professionals
have signed an open letter opposing this particular merger, and
it was published, and all of that paramount has spoken,
did it one of them?

Speaker 6 (50:38):
Did it?

Speaker 5 (50:38):
Warner Brothers? Did they succeed in buying Netflix or no?

Speaker 6 (50:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (50:42):
I think that whole deal ended up going through. But
that was another problem too. The whole issue is is
that these which we'll break down further, but the whole
issue is that they're afraid that it's going to get
in the way of creativity, job opportunities and become this
you know, monopoly. Yeah, but almost like a dictator of
what Hollywood and movie and everything looks like. If it's
in a certain style and not different houses and all

(51:04):
that kind of stuff. But paramout house spoken, and I
will tell you what they have to say about the
whole thing, because it's actually gonna affect a lot of
what you view because you're like, where do I care
about Warner Brothers and stuff? You care only if you
consume any type of media that they produce. So I'll
tell you in a minute. But first, have you ever
traveled on public transit and fell asleep?

Speaker 3 (51:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (51:23):
No, I can't, definitely not. Yeah, okay, well, I mean,
I guess an airplane, but that's not really public.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Yeah, it feels like a bus most of the Okay, Well,
I lived in New York for a while, and it's
kind of a thing where people fall asleep on the
subway and you miss your stop and you wake up
and you're somewhere else. You Yes, I have. I also
was a little bit tipsy at the time, but I
had fallen asleep trying to go from Queens back to Manhattan,
then ended up back in Queens again, going what.

Speaker 6 (51:50):
Night?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
What happened? But I know that I'm not the only one.
I'm surprised I'm the only one in this room. Ju bowl,
but I am the only one. But it happened a
lot actually on buses or whatever. So now there's a
new app, and I'm surprised it has taken this long
to come up with one. But it's called Sleep and Arrive.
It's an app for public transit commuters where it'll wake
you up based on the location rather than like a

(52:12):
fixed time. So if you like tell your app like
I'm getting off here, then it'll wake you up.

Speaker 7 (52:18):
What if you press like this tcharpis a snooze button,
so you're actually like two stops behind.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
You'd probably screwed. Actually, Victoria, because you sleep through your alarm.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
Any I wake up at my life.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Button, sleep through that one.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
I have been in a room with Victoria where her
alarm would go off and it would it went off
four different times before she actually got up and woke
me up. I'd get up, go turn it off, and
then she still didn't get up. So I don't think
this would work for you, but for other people. Maybe
this isn't just for grown ups. But now there's a

(52:54):
marijuana breathalyzer that is one step closer to being a thing.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
WHOA isn't it legal?

Speaker 4 (52:59):
A lot of states yeah, I think it's all states
driving intoxicated well exactly.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
So yeah, it's legal to do it, but not to
drive under the influence because I mean, if you remember
justin Timberlake recently got a duy. I mean, he looked
like he had clearly been drinking alcohol, but there were
other substances. Britney spears, unknown substances. People get pulled over
and they can't prove it. And so now there is
this new breathalyzer that's going to be testing for THHC.

(53:25):
So you shouldn't be driving under the influence anyways. You
need to not hurt people or yourself.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
It's crazy about that.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
It's just yesterday, and I'm gonna sound like a snitch
right now, but I was looking at Snoop Dogg's story
on Instagram and he was driving in his car smoking
on the like he had the metaglasses or something and
you could see it smoking in his hand while he
was driving on the front lay.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
And I'm like, bro, that's not bro.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
But I think he operates better in that state.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
No crazy how some people get it past some people don't.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
It's just crazy to me you could do that and
just like you're that popular and it's just.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Like side note, did you guys see that Snoop Dogg
was at Costco and Saquai yesterday?

Speaker 6 (54:06):
I did.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
He was. He has his wine there, he.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Sells his wine. And I saw this and I was like,
oh my gosh, why didn't anybody tell me because I
was sick yesterday.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
If he's listening, I'm sorry for Snoop now that.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
You're on our freeway doing that.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Okay there. And lastly, so the Paramount Warner Brothers merger
has been an issue in Hollywood, and so a lot
of the actors and thousands actually of film workers have
signed a petition to try to get them to stop.
To stop it. I don't know really that people are

(54:45):
listening so much because money. But Paramount issued a lengthy
statement saying, we hear you guys. That's what we're going
to do. We're going to keep a creative community. We're
going to do all of the stuff and respect the
commitment for protecting and expanding creativity and making sure that
that there are films that are different and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
We're just going to make all the money.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Yes, but they're just gonna make all the money. So
there really wouldn't be an option though, So even if
you sign that, they're still gonna be the ones in
charge of giving you a job.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
Yeah, it's a monopoly basically on the on the hiring process.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
But if you're one of the really outspoken ones, you're
kind of screwing yourself because if this is going to
go through anyways.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Well make a deal with Netflix talking about what making
do with the other Amazon's making movies now, Yeah, Apple TV.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Theres a lot of.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
Places you can go. I mean, what's crazy.

Speaker 7 (55:32):
There are a lot of places you can go, but
they're slowly and slowly becoming smaller and smaller.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
They're slowly just becoming one place.

Speaker 7 (55:38):
One person is slowly buying up each of them. They
still keep their houses like collquarts.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
But yeah, it's like they're all going to be under
the one umbrella. Yeah, I don't know what.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
There's different houses, but it's all under one school.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
They learn different things in the houses, because that's the
whole thing. They need to put out different things in
the houses instead of all be the same. Because that
didn't the people that actually suffer us, the consumers.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
I mean, they're different vibes in each house.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
About independent, you know, independent artists. How they're going to
break through those barriers when there's only four people tough,
you know, ruling everything is.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
Starting to become something with that.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Well, they're doing the three minute releases. Did you see this,
oh TikTok a little movies on TikTok. Yeah, they're releasing
like twenty three episodes and it's like an episode of
a show, but it's three minutes at a time.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
That is crazy.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
I want to go back to who.

Speaker 7 (56:31):
I don't know who said it, but they said, we
need to start making movies that we want people like
we should not rely on people going to the theaters
to like save the movie theaters in our movies, but
we should be making movies that make people want to
go to movie theaters and we want to go and
like have that experience, like a movie theater experience.

Speaker 5 (56:49):
I love the movies, but it's so different.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Like, yeah, it's nice the movie last night it was.
I like going to the movies, Like actually going to
the theater is nice. Yeah, I always liked going to
the movies cool because an experience, it's fun.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Will all of these houses have like amount of a
certain amount of movies that they're supposed to put out also,
so they're like, well, this year, we're gonna put out
thirty movies, whether we like it or not, whether it's
good or not.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
It's no taste making involved at all.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
I know it feels different. I don't know anyway the way.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Did deal with the Jonas brothers, so they're just being
more Jonas brothers specially.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
Honestly though, how much fun Disney come on?

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Great.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
I'm a big fan of those guys. I didn't know
anything about them until this year, but you're so. I
watched that Christmas specially. I'm like, these do need to
make more movies.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Dude.

Speaker 7 (57:28):
It's good and they should make one of those movies
like they did the episodes where it's like they all
cross over like Handaimon Hanna, Jonas Brothers and Wizard don't
watch this episode.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
How much you know?

Speaker 1 (57:37):
We know that Joe Jonas has a band called d
n C. Yeah, yeah, bro, I just learned that like
two days ago. Yeah you know, I learned that like
two days ago. It's like you're speaking Spanish to me. Yeah,
my my girlfriends and Jones bust fans. She tells me
stuff about them, and I'm like, whoa, that's she was
like singing the cake by these song.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
I was like, that song is cool?

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Who did that? And She's like, dnce this Joe Jonas's band.
I was like, whoa good for that guy? Did you
know Nick has quite successful? Yes, all of them are
really successful, Like.

Speaker 5 (58:05):
Nick had his own thing going. Yeah, they had some
really good like music.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
For that one music. Yeah, I didn't know that. No,
All right, we're going that's that's trending. We're having a
listening party.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Jonas brothers.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Guys. Man, they're going to go somewhere. I'm telling you
for them true.

Speaker 5 (58:23):
Hey, their dreams are coming true. I just watched Ojos's
YouTube blog right now.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Are they that's trending?

Speaker 6 (58:31):
All right? Doubles dirty little Secret?

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Hello, Hi, how you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 6 (58:38):
Yes?

Speaker 14 (58:38):
I do?

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 6 (58:41):
All right?

Speaker 12 (58:41):
So my sister has always been kind of a thing
I can't I don't think I can say on the radio, okay,
just like including to me her own little sister. And
so the kind of redemption was that there was always

(59:03):
this rumor about her that she had chlamydia, like in
high school. You know, like this has bring around obviously
this is.

Speaker 6 (59:11):
A long time ago.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Now, but yeah, so everybody would like.

Speaker 12 (59:14):
Come up to her and ask her, and it just
would kind of be like the one thing hanging over
her head. No, my dirty little secret is that.

Speaker 6 (59:24):
I started the rumor.

Speaker 10 (59:29):
Yes, yes, I feel like I can finally admit it
because it's been so long and.

Speaker 12 (59:35):
We're on good terms now. But she made my life hell.

Speaker 10 (59:40):
In high school are different. I mean yeah, we were
only a year apart, so it was like just neck
and neck all the time.

Speaker 6 (59:50):
Competitive like she would, you know.

Speaker 10 (59:53):
Steal my clothes.

Speaker 6 (59:53):
She would.

Speaker 10 (59:54):
She would get in trouble and then blame it on me,
like I would take the full.

Speaker 6 (59:58):
For stuff she had done.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
So yeah, yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:00:09):
I put a note in the guide locker.

Speaker 10 (01:00:11):
That she was sort of on and off again with
and he was always like a chatty guy, so I
knew the word would spread.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Wow innocent, Wow, Well, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret.

Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
Thanks.

Speaker 10 (01:00:25):
I feel a little better.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
What's your dirty little secret,

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