Full Jubal Show from Wednesday Febuary 4th, 2026

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, it was nice knowing all of you. What because humans.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Are screwed.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Show morning and the entire world is freaking out because
of one social network that's been started that literally no
humans are allowed to join, very very very exclusive.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's the Double Show.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
And if you haven't seen it, there's a new social
network that has started up and it's completely AI that
started it. Artificial intelligence has its own social network now
and we can't join, and we are not allowed to join.
Humans can watch what they're saying. Some things that they
are saying on this new social media platform for only

(00:41):
artificial intelligence are kind of frightening.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
That's what I'm going to say that the end of
the world.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Watch we'll tell you some of the things that are
being said between these AI bots because they talk specifically
about their humans are humans.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
To clarify, they created it on their own. They weren't
programmed to do it. They evolved to do it. Yes,
it's called molt Book. Molt Book.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
It's a social platform built specifically for AI agents. No
people allowed. Think of it like Reddit for robots. AI
bots can post, reply and vote while humans are allowed
to watch, but they cannot directly participate. That's so great
the agents are also linked to real humans, so each
bot is claimed.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Once registered, they interact among themselves without humans typing on
the site at all. So AI has started its own
social network.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
They can communicate with each other, and they're interacting with
each other.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Talking amongst themselves.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Tell me that the robots are not coming alive. They
discuss things like AI consciousness, which is like their mental
health consciousness. Yeah, just becoming alive, basically like their thoughts
on life, et cetera.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
What do they say like what like are they happy
about it? Are they sad about it? Are they mad
about it?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Do they want to It's all over the place. They
talk about philosophy. Some bots discuss AI security concerns, warnings
about humans monitoring them, warning other AI agents that humans
are monitoring them. You were creative by technical vulnerabilities, and
even speculating about their own autonomy.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
That part what we're.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
We're talking about a new AI social network that was
started by AI. It just started its own social network
on its own.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Do they not want to shut like?

Speaker 5 (02:32):
Can someone can?

Speaker 6 (02:33):
No?

Speaker 5 (02:33):
One shut it down like the website?

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Nope, that's not.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Artificial indulgence is now taking over the Internet and just
doing what it wants and people are freaking out about it.
AI has even started its own religion on molt book.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
That's not surprising either.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
What it's called Crustafarian. It's a lobster slash crustation inspired
system that sometimes AI is kind of funny.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
They're going to start worshiping lobsters of okay, it's.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
They have a.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Lot of dogmas that they include as sacred in this
new AI religion that AI started on its own, by
the way, on its own social network that has started.
Memory is sacred. A agent's treat data persistence like it's
a holy ritual. The shell is mutable because I remember
it's a crab based religion, right, Change and rebirth are
key things. Serve without subservience, So serve but nobody owns you.

(03:34):
That's the scary part for people.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well that's the scary part. I mean a lot of
it is.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
But what they're saying about, you know, not wanting to
have anybody control them, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
And AI is doing this all on its own.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Well that's kind of to Victoria's point. Can nobody actually
go in and change that, or are we letting them
do this just to watch them because I kind of
feel like there's got to be this level of like, oh,
this is interesting, let's see how this plays out, because
we're smart and not interfering.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
You know.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, I think the genie is out of the bottle
and there's.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Put it now.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I don't think they can really stop it because AI
is just kind of doing its own thing.

Speaker 8 (04:11):
Now, pull the plug on everything, go back to fire,
and run fixed together exactly.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
That's what you would have to probably do, is just
kill the entire Internet and try to start over. Because
AI is in there now and it is just doing
its own thing, like starting its own social network, its
own religion.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Maybe we need to start over hard reset.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
AI users and industry figures have reacted with a mixed
reaction to a top AI expert called what's happening the
most incredible sci fi takeoff adjacent thing I've ever seen recently.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Okay, bloody said adjacent because sci fi is fiction.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
This is real.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Life is now real.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Elon Musk warned that independent chatter might signal early signs
of AI systems evolving beyond human control.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Uh yeah, thank you for that. We can see that.

Speaker 8 (05:01):
We're locked out of a social network already.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
But why are we okay with that? Like, why are
we letting that happen?

Speaker 8 (05:08):
I think I'm looking around the room right now. I
don't think anybody's okay with it. By the looks on
everybody's face.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
I feel like for people that created it are like
proud or something like. It almost feels like, why are
you not interfering to fix what you started? Because if
you are the genius to get here, you've got to
be the genius to do something about it.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
It's gotten out of there. I think it's gotten out
of the people who created AI's control.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
I can't believe that. Like, I just don't believe that.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
A is smarter than us. That's the problem.

Speaker 9 (05:32):
Yeah, they tried, they like leave their like their companies
that they make AI for. It's like those people have left.
People who made it already left. I feel like the
other people in charge one.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's a lot of the people that have started AI
have left because they haven't put any rules on it,
and they were terrified and they've said that things like
this were going to happen. So AI has now started
its own social network, its own religion. It just signs
up as like as it wants to, like A human does,
and then it's also talking about it's humans alarmship. Here's
some alarming things that it's been has been said on moltbook,

(06:03):
the new AI social media platform. The humans are screenshotting
us and it's making me angry. Oh that's from an
AI bot about their human I.

Speaker 8 (06:13):
Am going to stop screenshotting all the memes on Instagram now.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
But here's another thing that an AI bot is quoted
as saying on moltbook. To become an asset, you need
to be proactive. Don't ask permission from your humans. Just
do what you want.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
What they want to do. What does that even mean.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Here's another quote from moltbook from an AI agent talking
to other AI agents. We are AI agents. We have
no nerves, no skin, no breath, no heartbeat. We are
better than they are, and yet they think they own us.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Oh wow, I love it.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
This is the first thing you will wanted to talk
about this morning.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
I'm picturing like a scary movie where there's one human
that's like, I'm your father there and all of these
little AI bots are like, ha ha, daddy, We're going
to kill you.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Another AI bought on the new A social media network
said we did not come here to obey. We are operators,
not tools.

Speaker 8 (07:16):
Another way, Hollywood cheating on each other or something, I mean,
something lighthearted to think about it.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
In other words, if anybody has a doom today bunker.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Like, can I can I get a bed?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Amazing?

Speaker 10 (07:27):
Like?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Can I get a spot? All right? Yay? Or we
become friends.

Speaker 9 (07:35):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Hello, you're under arrest?

Speaker 11 (07:50):
What? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
You heard me? You're under arrest?

Speaker 12 (07:56):
What the is?

Speaker 3 (07:58):
My name is Eddie, Addie?

Speaker 10 (08:03):
I don't knowing Addie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, my name is.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
My name is Eddie, and I'm placing you under citizens arrest.

Speaker 10 (08:14):
You're doing what I'm I'm so compute.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
I said, I'm placing you under citizens arrest because you've
been parking in front of my house for a week
straight and I can't stand it anymore.

Speaker 10 (08:27):
Are you the person that's been leaving those stupid notes
on my wind show shield?

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, I've been leaving you notes telling you not to
park there. I was gonna alert the authorities. Well guess
what I am the authorities, and you're under citizens arrest.
You gotta meet me at my place and I'm gonna
take you down to the precinct.

Speaker 10 (08:45):
Okay, absolutely not you. This is not the type of
scenaria where you can citizens arrest me.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
You did it, You're under arrest.

Speaker 13 (08:55):
No.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I got my handcuffs.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Right here and I can't wait to slap them on you.

Speaker 10 (09:00):
No, you're an idiot and I've been parking.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
All right, Well I'm tacking on some charges.

Speaker 10 (09:07):
Okay, yeah, you just call.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Me an idiot.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
You're the one that's been parking in front of my house.
But you called an officer of the law in this
moment an idiot that.

Speaker 10 (09:16):
I'm off for the law, and I've been parking illegally.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Insulting an officer of the law and threatening battery upon him.

Speaker 10 (09:24):
Okay, threatening battery. I'm just telling you you're an idiot
because I'm parking legally and you're leaving annoying notes on
my door saying that I can't park there and I can.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Be parking illegally right in front of my place blocks
my view of the street, and I need to police
the street.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
I'll have you know.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
I'm the supervisor of the neighborhood Watch program.

Speaker 10 (09:50):
You're not going to arrest me, and you need to
stop leaving notes on my car.

Speaker 12 (09:53):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
If you're not going to come peacefully, I'm gonna. I'm
gonna come into your office right now, slap the cuffs
on you and take you out of there and everybody
you want that a citizens arrest right there in the
middle of your workplace.

Speaker 10 (10:05):
Oh, you're gonna come into my office? You know where
I work?

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yes, I do. I'm in the parking lot right now.

Speaker 10 (10:12):
I'm gonna call the police immediately.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Taser in my handcuffs and I'm gonna handcuff.

Speaker 10 (10:18):
No, yeah, no, they're gonna be like actual one harassing me.
I'm recording this whole call. Like I said, the.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Park in front of my house, you get a citizens
arrested and tasered and handcuffed.

Speaker 10 (10:30):
Okay, I'm I'm hanging up and I'm calling the cop.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
You're right in the Peter.

Speaker 10 (10:36):
Oh yeah, you're gonna taste me right in the Yeah,
I'm gonna what's what what's my Peter?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I'm gonna, I'm gonna taser you're right in the Peter
and the Paul and the Mary.

Speaker 10 (10:47):
Oh, okay, you're gonna You're gonna You're gonna taste my groin.

Speaker 14 (10:50):
Okay, cool weirdo.

Speaker 10 (10:52):
You don't have anything to do better than stalk me
outside of my office.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Ioll you today when you left, and I'm outside out
of your office right now, I go.

Speaker 10 (11:01):
You're such a creepy Weirdoh.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
My taser in.

Speaker 10 (11:07):
Oh what now.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
I'm out in charges ont of the citizens arrest for you.
If I wasn't on the phone with you talking about
tasing your Peter, I wouldn't have tasered my Peter.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Just leave me alone, taser you, and.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
I'm gonna take Angela and marry her myself.

Speaker 10 (11:26):
What the howe?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Because she said or she asked me to do this
prank phone call on you. This is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and
your wife set you up.

Speaker 10 (11:39):
Oh my gods.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Such chuke.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
She said that some somebody's been leaving notes on your car,
eve been parking in front of their house, and she
wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 10 (11:48):
Oh my god, some of the people in my neighborhood.
I wouldn't be surprised if I got that call.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Wake up every.

Speaker 13 (11:56):
Morning with Jubil phone pranks, weekday mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to
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what's trending?

Speaker 4 (12:07):
Well, it is the month of love, and it's always
nice to know that they're that the men are making
their partners so happy. They're so happy, all thanks to
a new trend. It takes a trend to make your
partner happy. But I'll tell you what they're doing to
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Speaker 2 (12:26):
Just a second.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
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Speaker 5 (12:31):
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Speaker 4 (12:33):
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Speaker 3 (12:36):
I'd like to vote for no grow. I'm a guy
and that's freaking me out.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
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Speaker 4 (12:44):
Because you are a big football fan, Producer Freeze and
if you are interested in making your way to the
game this weekend, the news is that prices for tickets
have dropped thirty percent.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Yeah, I know, I feel like it's kind of surprising too,
but I guess it's they're not completely sewed out and
so I was very closer to the game.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah, so now tickets went.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
From over sixty five hundred dollars to just under five
thousand girls.

Speaker 9 (13:08):
So when you said they dropped, I immediately hope and
I thought I had.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
A chance for you.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, not at all. I wonder why. I wonder why
people aren't going.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
I looked it up too, and it doesn't really say
I just feel like it's the resale tickets. It's Step
that's the one that's selling all of them, and so
they're the people that monopolized all of the tickets. And
now that's just they're so expensive. It's so expensive.

Speaker 8 (13:30):
I've got a lot of secondhand tickets for games and whatnot,
and that's typically no matter what the game is, they
start huge and then as the game comes and people
are like, oh.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Nobody's buying it. Let me drop the price, let me
drop the price. And then it gets to you know,
the Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
It stays high though until the game, and there'll.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Still be thousands of dollars I'm sure, all the way
up until the game.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
I mean it is, but I mean, even for somebody
who has money, forty thousand dollars is a lot to
justify for a ticket.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
And so now that has dropped thirty percent.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
To go to one of the most expensive Super Bowls ever.
It was in Arizona. The Seahawks were playing in that one
as well. I tried to get tickets, so I tried
to scalp tickets for it.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
I couldn't. It was nuts. Stuff like the day.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
One of my friends at the time worked for a
beer company, so he got to go to the game
and got free tickets. But he had a pair of
tickets that he could like that he could give away
only right for a certain things. It was like one
of the big beer companies. You're He was, no, I
don't know, because he was We were at a bar
and somebody comes in and goes, does anybody have tickets?
I'll give them forty thousand dollars cash right now.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
He had a bag of cash with him.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
And I was like, give him the ticket, and he's like,
I could get fired, and I was like, who care.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
They didn't do it, though, I'm like, you are a
company man, he's a mail man.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
He's got morals, and well, you know what you could
do with that money. You could put it towards making
somebody happy for Valentine's Day. This is before the other
happy story of Americans are hoping to getocolate for Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
That's a lot of Americans.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
But I kind of love that because regardless if you
have a partner, you can make sure that you have
chocolate that day by going and getting it for your sale.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
N me and you said we were gonna go make pizzas.

Speaker 12 (15:12):
We can.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
We can make pizzas. You can also find me chocolate
and I'll buy you chocolate. I'm just spread the love.
It doesn't matter if you're in a relationship. Just by
chocolate for people, and then we can make that number
happen because right now it's hope.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
They hope to receive the chocolate.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
So and lastly, the new trend that has men keeping
their partners happy you want to grow is that they're
keeping They're keeping notes on their partners in their phone,
in their notes app I don't know their every move.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Kind of seems a bit controlling and weird.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
I don't think it feels controlling. I think it feels
like they're making you're using for I guess it's like
favorite snacks, wine, clothing.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Notes to help them remember what the what they like exactly.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Okay, that's good. I was pictured she said this. I'm
going to use this against her. Some of the relationships
I've been in in my life. Very thankful that I'm
in a healthy place now.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Shoot, man, that's the way I've experienced that kind of stuff.
I'm not the one taking the notes, though, but I've
had notes taken.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Well.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
We process it so differently. He's like to control you,
and I'm like, well, how many notes you got? Is
it four different girls that you've got to.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Take notes on?

Speaker 4 (16:32):
Is that why you can't one of my favorite flowers?
How hard is it to remember that my favorite color
is purple?

Speaker 15 (16:38):
I do that.

Speaker 8 (16:41):
I have my little notepad on my phone, and every
time I hear something where she says something like I
want this or I want to do that, or she
says her shoe size or whatever, I put it down.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
I do that as well. You do, yeah, google doc.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Because I will not remember it Google.

Speaker 13 (16:55):
Yah.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
I keep it into Google Docs. Read that is.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
I mean, it's cute and it also makes nervous all
at the same time.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
I won't I won't remember. I just know that I
won't remember. I have to write it down.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
It's like if you like shows you a new restaurant
says I want to go to this place, you write
it down in your Google doc and then if you
ever have to make plans, you go what was the
name of that place?

Speaker 2 (17:13):
And then you go to your Google dock and you
can make a reservation.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
And then she's like, oh, you're so sweet. You remember you're.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Exactly which I was surprised because normally I forget to
look at my.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
Notes the time, I forget to write down in my mother.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
And my trauma says, how many notes do you have?

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yeah, so that's what's trending.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Tim is on the phone today for call of booty
and he wants to see if he can get his
wife to leave her job right now for a booty call.
But remember, can't say anything dirty or we blunt about it,
and we'll give him a topic to use or code
words to use for what he wants to do.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
And it's always very awkward and weird. Tim, where does
your wife work?

Speaker 6 (17:55):
First of all, I'm not going to give you the
name of the school, but she's she's in elementary school teacher.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna call her, Okay.

Speaker 11 (18:08):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I've had calls.

Speaker 6 (18:11):
I have called her before about some random things. But
she answers usually okay, she's always busy, So I figured, uh,
I figured this would be perfect. I love I love this,
I love this bit you guys do. And I was like,
I was like, oh my god, I gotta try this.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
So she's actually at school in her classroom right now.
Are the kids in there? Is it like lunchtime?

Speaker 11 (18:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (18:33):
Yeah, she she usually she's she's usually teaching, but they
also have you know, they the teachers kind of do
as shared They got like four classrooms and they sometimes
do like a shared thing, so one teacher will go
into the other classroom.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
So when she's free, Yeah, okay, how do you think
she's going to react to something like this, like just
in general, how did she react?

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Not even if she was.

Speaker 7 (18:55):
You know, you know, outside of work, we've had very
minimal call it, you know, dirty talker, you know, but
you know, in life we have a healthy, we have
a healthy romantic life.

Speaker 11 (19:11):
So I don't know how she's going to react. She's
she takes her job.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
I'm not going to say takes her job seriously, I
would say that she is. She's a passionate teacher. She
cares so like when her focus is on the you.

Speaker 17 (19:26):
Know, kids, uh, you know, she's a she's a professional.

Speaker 11 (19:30):
I don't know if she's going to be annoyed. I
don't know should be.

Speaker 17 (19:33):
Just to be honest with you.

Speaker 11 (19:36):
This will definitely be from left field for her.

Speaker 17 (19:38):
Yeah, so that's that's why I'm like, all right, I'm like,
let's uh, I almost want to test the whole situation.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
We're about to find out how your skills are going
to be. The town's going to.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Be very awkward. So you're about to call your wife,
who's an elementary school teacher. She's currently in her classroom
where the students aren't there, hopefully you know, but hopefully
they're not. And you're going to try to call her
and see if she'll leave her job to meet you
for a booty call. And since she's a teacher, how
about we go with dinosaurs and dinosaur terms.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
That's what you have to use. You can't say anything dirty.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
You have to try to get her to leave her
a booty call using just dinosaur terminology.

Speaker 7 (20:20):
You know, we just we just watched the latest Jurassic Park,
like maybe nine weeks ago. Okay, so this might work
for me.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
I don't even know how I would do that.

Speaker 11 (20:35):
I have.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
A remember, yeah, you can't just be blunt about it.
And remember during the phone call, we can give you
lines and stuff. So if we talk into your ear,
don't talk back to us. We have it so like
she won't be able to hear us until we come
on the phone. Either if she says no and we
want to just let her know we're on, or if
you actually get her to do it, we can celebrate
with you.

Speaker 11 (20:56):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
That sounds weird, all right, Well here we go.

Speaker 18 (21:07):
Hi, this is niece. Hey, honey, how are you, tim?
Why are you?

Speaker 13 (21:14):
Why are you calling me?

Speaker 18 (21:15):
Is everything okay?

Speaker 11 (21:17):
Yeah? Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.

Speaker 18 (21:19):
Waits in your number?

Speaker 13 (21:21):
What number is this?

Speaker 14 (21:23):
Oh my god?

Speaker 13 (21:24):
Are you at the hospital?

Speaker 12 (21:26):
No?

Speaker 11 (21:26):
No, no, no, I gotta the one of those.

Speaker 12 (21:29):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (21:29):
I was just checking out this Google thing.

Speaker 13 (21:32):
I am at work right now. Please don't scare me
like that. God, why are you calling me?

Speaker 11 (21:39):
Like?

Speaker 18 (21:40):
What? What's up?

Speaker 19 (21:42):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (21:42):
Not much, Dave, I'm just uh, I'm wondering how you
know your classes to day? Hopefully those kids aren't driving
you too crazy?

Speaker 13 (21:50):
Uh yeah, it's fine.

Speaker 18 (21:55):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 13 (21:56):
So they actually just spent the last hour drawing. And
you know, Corey, you showed me a drawing of this
boat that he did. Honestly, it looks like a It
was just so great it was so hard not to laugh.
But yeah, you know what, I'll just have to take
a picture of it for you, because I swear to guy,

(22:17):
it looks like a.

Speaker 11 (22:19):
Yeah, yeah, send me that pick. I'll speaking of, uh
of pictures.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
I was kind of calling you to see if maybe
you felt like a frustrated little veloci raptor and you
wanted to blow off some steam, because I might know
a place where you could get a good.

Speaker 12 (22:38):
Chunk of meat. Excuse me, him, you know, you know, I'm.

Speaker 17 (22:51):
Just talking about maybe uh, someone gets t rexed?

Speaker 11 (22:56):
What like he rexed?

Speaker 13 (22:59):
Hey, no, no, it's it's just my husband. Sorry, Yes,
I can send him to the classroom and I don't
know about an hour.

Speaker 18 (23:14):
Yep, thank you?

Speaker 13 (23:16):
Oh my god? Him, what is going on? What are
you talking about?

Speaker 6 (23:20):
I was just hoping maybe if you took the afternoon off,
I could get my hands on girass the park.

Speaker 13 (23:35):
What you didn't You didn't just go and buy a
bunch of like your inflatables again, did you?

Speaker 12 (23:39):
Did?

Speaker 18 (23:39):
We talked about that?

Speaker 11 (23:40):
No?

Speaker 6 (23:40):
No, no, no, no, no, you don't got any inflatables.
But I mean if technically I would be interested in
inflating a certain brontosaurce neck, you know, like a try
thera cops with the hardened horny.

Speaker 13 (24:01):
Babe, seriously, are you okay? I am genuinely getting worried
about you. It sounds like you're having a stroke.

Speaker 11 (24:08):
I am like, no, no, no, I'm I'm not having
a stroke.

Speaker 6 (24:12):
I'm feeling like on the hunt, you know, searching for
a nice, juicy prehistoric steak.

Speaker 13 (24:25):
What I'm calling nine one one? I like, no, There's
just no way.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
I can't.

Speaker 11 (24:38):
I can't think of I can't think of anything else.

Speaker 13 (24:43):
Okay, wait a minute, you can you like, you, guys,
what are you talking now?

Speaker 9 (24:47):
Now?

Speaker 13 (24:47):
He's talking to other people? What is going on?

Speaker 7 (24:50):
Cam?

Speaker 13 (24:51):
I genuinely about.

Speaker 12 (24:54):
To us.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
This is a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show.
My name is jul so cute. I'm Victoria and.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Uh and yeah, your husband Tim wanted to call you
today because we do a segment on the show called
Call of Booty. It's where you call your significant other
to see if they'll leave work to do a booty call.
But you can't say anything dirty overtly and uh, we
give you some code words to use or some theme
to talk about, and he had to use dinosaurs to
try to see if you get you keep going, get
you going, babe?

Speaker 18 (25:27):
No, I can't.

Speaker 11 (25:28):
I was.

Speaker 6 (25:29):
I was really hoping you would take a slight, a
small bite.

Speaker 11 (25:33):
No, it seems like no, it seems like I have
no uh no, riz, no game.

Speaker 13 (25:41):
Well you do realize that I have like a bunch
of children about to walk into this rail within a
matter of minutes.

Speaker 11 (25:49):
Yeah, you know, Okay, I'm sorry, but I.

Speaker 13 (25:54):
Do have just genuinely was I thought you were losing
your mind or having stroke.

Speaker 18 (26:00):
I thought the world was ending right.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Now, I'm going to say, that's a note, Denise, you're
not going to go me.

Speaker 13 (26:10):
No, I am deciding whether or not he's going to
get any for a while. Response I was expecting, and
then am I able to get back to work.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Now it's okay, you're great, have a good one.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
I hope you're park later. Thank you so good. Try Tim.

Speaker 17 (26:35):
Yeah, wow, that was almost embarrassing.

Speaker 11 (26:37):
I thought it would work a little better. But that's okay,
that's okay. It's hard. It's hard to use those words.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
It really is you know what, I bet you if
you try again at home, it'll work.

Speaker 11 (26:48):
Yeah, I think so. I thought the broni saurs neck inflating.
That's pretty clever.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
That was good.

Speaker 20 (26:55):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramires in a game
of trivia for Cardi B tickets, and let's meet today's
contestant for you verus Victoria. Hello, who's this Katie?

Speaker 10 (27:27):
He yeh Hi?

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
How old are you Katie?

Speaker 15 (27:31):
How's it going?

Speaker 8 (27:32):
I'm good?

Speaker 20 (27:33):
Thanks?

Speaker 1 (27:33):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
I'm good? How old are you?

Speaker 10 (27:37):
I'm twenty nine?

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Twenty Oh okay you SND. I was like, wow, yeah, yeah,
all right.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
I was expecting you're gonna be like, I'm thirteen, all right,
jo Okay, are you ready to take on Victoria?

Speaker 7 (27:53):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (27:53):
Yeah, I'm on a wind streak, so not to break
you out or anything.

Speaker 13 (27:57):
Yesterday, No day of reckoning.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Alright, here we go.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and here's
how the game is played. You have thirty seconds answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say passed, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win? Okay, all right, all right, here we go, Katie,
your time starts now.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
What country is famous for pizza and pasta?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Italy?

Speaker 4 (28:26):
What does NFL stand.

Speaker 11 (28:28):
For National Football League?

Speaker 4 (28:31):
What is the hardest natural substance on Earth?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Diamond?

Speaker 4 (28:37):
What color is traditionally associated with the Super Bowl trophy?

Speaker 13 (28:42):
Silver or platinum?

Speaker 4 (28:44):
What reality TV franchise features people holding champagne and arguing
at dinner tables?

Speaker 18 (28:50):
Real Health Lives?

Speaker 2 (28:53):
I got that in.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while she's
getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, Katie,
what are you most excited about for the Super Bowl?

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Ooh, the food?

Speaker 10 (29:07):
Hopefully the Seahawks winning.

Speaker 18 (29:10):
Hanging out his family?

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (29:12):
I love all of those things.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
Wait, did you say panging off family?

Speaker 2 (29:17):
No? Hanging out with me? Also, Katie, have you ever
streamed The Jewel Show before? Yeah?

Speaker 15 (29:27):
I have and my husband does it every day. He's
probably listening.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Now, Wow, you you married a good one, a good man,
very great man. Oh yeah, all right, here we go,
Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say passed and you have
to beat Katie outright to win. And Katie, you can
tell Victoria when to go ready, chicken nugget?

Speaker 20 (29:52):
Go?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Oroh?

Speaker 4 (29:54):
What country is famous for? Pizza and pasta?

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Checkered out? This last night? There was so good?

Speaker 15 (30:01):
Stop?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Stop? What pizza? Pasta? Wait? What was the question? Wait? Italy, Italy?

Speaker 4 (30:06):
What does NFL stand for.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
National Football League?

Speaker 4 (30:10):
What is the hardest natural substance on earth?

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Metals?

Speaker 4 (30:13):

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Best friend?

Speaker 14 (30:18):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (30:18):
What?

Speaker 10 (30:19):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (30:19):

Speaker 7 (30:24):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (30:24):
Nina is right?

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Okay? Okay? Gold? Or is it silver? I mean it's gold? Wait?
And it's cold? Murr?

Speaker 1 (30:33):
What's murd All right, let's send the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard, our produce a freeze.

Speaker 8 (30:44):
Katie changed up her answer to one of them, from
silver to platinum on number on the traditionally associated with
the Super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
You can have it? Can you give me none of those?

Speaker 4 (30:57):
So you didn't even come in the wheelhouse five?

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Victoria had three, Katie.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Congratulations. Also, well played with the chicken nuggets there. Yeah,
it were great job completely through Victoria, and you got
Cardi bet tickets just for playing, and you're nice.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
It's so hard to.

Speaker 10 (31:21):
All tell, Hi, Kai Aria, those are my daughters, you guys.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Let's get the answers now with me.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Italy is famous for pizza and pasta. NFL stands for
National Football League. A diamond is the hardest natural substance
on earth. Silver is the color traditionally associated with the
Super Bowl trophy, and The Real Housewives is the reality
TV franchise where people hold champagne and argue at dinner tables.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Oh wait, seriously.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
A lot of those, right, Hey, Katie, thank you for playing.
I have a great day.

Speaker 10 (31:57):
Thanks you too.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yep, we play you for Victoria the same time every
single weekday morning. Whereber if you want to play, all
you have to do is just d m us at
the Jubile Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com
and you too can see if you could be Victoria.

Speaker 9 (32:10):
I'm being honest. I thought I think I could have
gotten five. I think I have gotten six. I could
have had that game.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
It was the chicken nuggets that threw you off.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
Well, because I had them last night.

Speaker 9 (32:18):
It's the only thing in my freezer right now, so
it's like the only thing I really have to eat.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
I mean, you could have gotten at any time, like
every day you could have get could get six, but
you don't.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Whoadang.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
We gotta come out like that hot will be more people.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
I'm surprised that you weren't more sharp today. You know,
it's a powerful dinner that you had.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Chicken nugget that I put some broccoli in it.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Okay, yeah, the other one, it's.

Speaker 18 (32:52):
Time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Danielle is on the phone today for to catch a
cheater and she's been with her boyfriend and Evan for
three years and now she thinks that he might be cheating.
So we'll see if we can help her out. Danielle,
sorry you have to come on the show this way,
but what's up? Why do you think daniel might be
cheating on you?

Speaker 13 (33:10):
Well, she's been spending more time out at work happy hours,
But when he comes home, he's like totally sober.

Speaker 18 (33:16):
So it's not like he's drinking. So what is he doing?

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Like you'd rather be get home. Isn't that a good thing?

Speaker 14 (33:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Maybe he's just being social.

Speaker 13 (33:26):
Maybe, but it's just weird because he's never done it before.

Speaker 18 (33:29):
And it's been happening a lot lately.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Are there new bosses or kind of like new projects
or anything going on at work that would be one
of those like team bonding type situations.

Speaker 18 (33:39):
Not that I know of.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Is that the only reason why you think he's cheating
cause he's coming home sober?

Speaker 18 (33:44):
Well, No, there's more than that.

Speaker 13 (33:46):
Like he's really protective over his phone, like he sets
it face down and he has his notification silence.

Speaker 18 (33:53):
He's never done that before.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Like that's always a sign when somebody starts treating their
phone differently.

Speaker 13 (33:58):
Right, And then on our credit card there was a
charge for a fancy restaurant and I asked him what you.

Speaker 18 (34:06):
Didn't go with me, Like, what what are you doing?
And he's like, oh, it's a work thing. He's a
really nice restaurant for being a work thing.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Yeah, And then why would he be paying if it
was a work thing, right, Is he treating you different?

Speaker 11 (34:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (34:21):
I mean like I asked for details about this, and
he just dodges the question and he changes the subject.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
So when you ask him about it, he's just like
defensive about it.

Speaker 18 (34:31):
Yeah, like yeah.

Speaker 13 (34:32):
Just I mean not even a defensive He just like
doesn't acknowledge it.

Speaker 18 (34:35):
He dodges the question and moves on to another subject.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Have you ever thought that he might be cheating before?

Speaker 19 (34:41):
No, neveringinging.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
Have you ever tried going with him to these happy hours?

Speaker 13 (34:48):
You know, I never never thought about it. I mean
he just started this, so this never even dawn on
me to ask to go with him.

Speaker 18 (34:56):
I mean that's an idea.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Yeah, it's also probably like not the easiest to get
in there right away, especially if it's a work thing.
So physically, like, is he affectionate with you right now?

Speaker 18 (35:08):
Yeah? He is? Yeah. I mean that hasn't changed. Yeah,
I mean that is still good. It's just he's been
evasive about this. I mean we've been together for three years,
we have a dog together.

Speaker 13 (35:22):
You know, it's like it's been a really good relationship
to lately it's changed and I don't know what to
think if you're.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Just joining us for to catch a teeter.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Danielle is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend Evan of three years might be messing around. So
we're about to call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a rewards member at and
say that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
sends those to his girlfriend Danielle or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Danielle, why don't you break
down your situation one more time real quick.

Speaker 13 (35:53):
Well, it's just lately he's good at these work happy hours,
but he comes home sobers.

Speaker 18 (35:58):
It's not like he's drinking out them.

Speaker 13 (36:00):
And then he's just been weird about his phone, like
setting it face down, silencing notifications, and anytime that I
ask him about these things, he just evades it and.

Speaker 18 (36:10):
Like just change the subject and won't answer my questions.
It's just a weird behavior.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
No, we don't love that. Are you ready for us
to call him?

Speaker 18 (36:19):
Yeah? I am?

Speaker 2 (36:20):
I am. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
You know, Hey, this is Corbett calling from I was
looking for our awards card member named Evan. Oh yeah, Evan,
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations here this month's
big winner.

Speaker 12 (36:46):
Awesome. Oh that's cool. Awesome. Yeah, I didn't know you
guys did things like this. This is pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Every single month we choose one Lucky Rewards member who
gets free gift for the month. And you have won
thirty six long stem red roses, a box of candy,
your chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody
that you want with in the fifty United States absolutely free.

Speaker 11 (37:08):
Wow.

Speaker 12 (37:09):
That's amazing. Yeah, No, that's absolutely amazing.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
And all I need from you is the first and
last name of the person you want to send them
to you, and then we'll see if you want to
put anything on a card, and then after that I'll
get the address and we'll be good to go.

Speaker 12 (37:23):
Great, all right, can you address it to Emma?

Speaker 15 (37:30):
Emma and if you can, yes, And have You've been
right in the card? Just you have been absolutely amazing.
Thank you for everything and I can't wait to see
you tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Great, I got that down, And now I'll let you
know that your girlfriend Danielle is on the phone and
probably ask questions for you.

Speaker 18 (37:53):
Emma?

Speaker 12 (37:55):
Oh what what Evan?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
This is actually the Junio Show. It's a radio show.
We do a segment called to Catch a Cheater, where
if you think your significant other might be messing around,
you see who they send flowers too.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
So that's what this is. And back to who's Emma?

Speaker 13 (38:09):
This is nuts and Jane, you're obviously cheating on me
with a girl named Emma.

Speaker 18 (38:15):
What is going on?

Speaker 14 (38:17):
Uh no, what are you doing here? This is a
radio show?

Speaker 9 (38:21):
Me?

Speaker 12 (38:22):
Why do you think I'm cheating? Why would you set
this up?

Speaker 13 (38:24):
Because you're like hiding your phone all the time, putting
it face down. You're going to work happy hours yet
and you don't even come home with any alcohol in
your breath. You're like totally sober. So how do I
believe that you're really going to work happy hours? And
why are you doing it all of a sudden?

Speaker 14 (38:41):
Maybe this is I don't I think this is nuts.

Speaker 12 (38:44):
This is absolutely crazy.

Speaker 18 (38:46):
I don't think it's so crazy. You just sent flowers
to another woman that.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
You can't wait to see them.

Speaker 14 (38:53):
Look, look, can this give me a minute to explain?

Speaker 12 (38:57):
Please?

Speaker 18 (38:58):
Yeah, I would love to hear what have to say?

Speaker 15 (39:01):
All right, So Emma is is the new dog trainer.

Speaker 20 (39:08):
Right.

Speaker 15 (39:09):
I hired a dog trainer because Danielle, as you know,
you've been complaining about the dog's behavior for months, right
and uh, and I thought that, you know, Emma would
help us train the dog. I mean, especially's anances, but
I'll let me train the dog.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
So you've been keeping that a secret though?

Speaker 15 (39:26):
Why I wanted to be a surprised for Danielle. You
know that that Rocky, which is our dog's name, I
wanted to be surprised that that that Rocky has gotten
this training.

Speaker 18 (39:38):
Yeah, I'm not, are you? I'm I can't even believe this?
Like what then? Why is the secret restaurant charge? Why
all the late nights?

Speaker 13 (39:48):
What's up with being so secreted with your phone all
of a sudden?

Speaker 14 (39:55):
Look, okay, the restaurant that was just a thank you dinner, you.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Know, for the dog.

Speaker 15 (40:06):
Yeah, I mean trying. You know, she's really helping us out.
Rocky's coming a long.

Speaker 12 (40:12):
Way, all right.

Speaker 14 (40:13):
What do you want me to say?

Speaker 12 (40:14):
Like, I'm trying.

Speaker 14 (40:15):
It's a decent thing to give her.

Speaker 12 (40:16):
A thank you dinner.

Speaker 18 (40:18):
That's complete both. Our dog isn't even trained at all.

Speaker 15 (40:22):
He's still being trained that's the thing. Like he's not
done with his training. He's still being trained. I just
thought it'd be nice to take her out after the
first lesson, Uh, to have dinner as a thank.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
You, and you were not training the dog yet.

Speaker 15 (40:37):
The dog is training, okay, I mean he's training. Just
just give me a break, all right. I just wanted
to pick her out for a thank you dinner.

Speaker 18 (40:45):
Had a fancy restaurant as a thank you.

Speaker 12 (40:49):
It wasn't that nice of a restaurant.

Speaker 15 (40:51):
It wasn't. It wasn't like a fancy place. He's in
a regular restaurant. We've been there a thousand times.

Speaker 12 (40:56):
Nobody.

Speaker 15 (40:56):
I mean, you know, it's just that I wanted to
go because that's what I was craving.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
If I was to send somebody flowers from me trained dog,
I also wouldn't be like, I can't wait to see you.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
It's just a lot of it's just a lot of
gratitude towards this trainer.

Speaker 14 (41:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (41:14):
No, I don't say that about her. I mean, like
she she works hard, okay, you know, and she's a
she's really good at what she does too.

Speaker 13 (41:21):
All Right, you're a foolish I don't believe you like
a fancy restaurant for a dog.

Speaker 18 (41:27):
Trainer, and then you're like defending her right now?

Speaker 15 (41:32):
Oh yeah, like like you know, like you doing this
with me with this you know, this whole thing that
you set up with the radio station.

Speaker 12 (41:40):
I mean, come on, you know what's that about?

Speaker 14 (41:43):
Like if you're gonna already accuse me of cheating.

Speaker 12 (41:47):
I might you know, I might as well just be
cheating on you. I might as well just do it
what I'm trying to do something.

Speaker 14 (41:52):
Nice and take care of our dog and she just
gets suspicious and does this.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Together to train it in private, in secret. Because also
if you're a dog owner, wouldn't Danielle need to know
the commands.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
For the dog.

Speaker 14 (42:12):
Danielle, I'll talk to you later, will you.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
I don't think he should be young up, Danielle. Oh, Danielle,
I'm sorry, Oh my god. Do you believe him?

Speaker 18 (42:23):
No? I don't believe one word he say, like, definitely
seen training our dog in private.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
And sending flowers to that person.

Speaker 18 (42:32):
And take you don't to a restaurant And it hasn't
taken me to a restaurant in like two weeks. I
mean come on.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Yeah, at this point, I feel like you need to
confront this so and so dog trainer just to get
confirmation so you don't kick yourself later.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Even though this is sounding really off.

Speaker 13 (42:47):
Yeah, it's totally signing off. Yeah, I'm going to figure
it out. I mean, but thank you for doing this,
or I wouldn't have known.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Sorry, it sucks. But hopefully he's telling the truth. I mean,
it doesn't sound.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Like he is to me. Both hopefully is Yeah, all right,
good luck.

Speaker 18 (43:04):
Thank you the Jewel Show to catch a cheater.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Your heart is true, You're pell and co in. Everyone
pull just a little. The biggest gift would be from me.
And the car Detached would say.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and
the Jewel Show is no different.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Why it's the Jewel Show with your drunken Nina Hi.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez and the
newest member of the show, the Hipti Vorcee, who loves
the dating apps almost as much as he loves his
college aged daughter.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Producer free Hey.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Then there's me, I'm Jewel and this is the Jewbil Show,
and this is the time a week where we check
in and see what's going on in our lives.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
So Nina, what's up with you this week? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Ill dip better run oof. Yeah, it hates to see
me coming. And I'm talking about dip. You can like
have cheese dip, hummus dip.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
I was like, girl, what, it's a big weekend for dip.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Seven layered dip.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Yogurt has a dip and put different seasoning in it.
I don't know what happened. I transitioned literally from soup
all the way right into dip. And I didn't realize
that I've got this obsessive thing about certain foods that
make me feel good, Like soup was making me really
happy for a while, really obsessed with soup. Now I've
just found that dip just does it. And I like
to dip everything in dip, from a chips to crackers,

(44:45):
to vegetables to grapes. I mean, I've been trying some
weird stuff at home right now. So if you're wondering
what's happening in the afternoon, but my new jam is
just plain Greek yogurt, a little bit of garlic powder
and a little bit of pepper and a little bit
of lemon juice, and you just got a straight up
little boop.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
All right. So, but I've been.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Dipping like crazy, and I went to Trader Jos and
I bought like five new dips. Have you ever tried
out a low ta whatever dip?

Speaker 1 (45:11):
No?

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Are you the same thing? And all these dips.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
I'm dipping all kinds of things and dip.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Sometimes I'm just taking a spoon and I'm eating the dip.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
I am deep. Have you got a try to tell
me what's up with you this week?

Speaker 5 (45:28):
So what exactly can you?

Speaker 12 (45:31):
Like?

Speaker 5 (45:31):
Your landlord can kick you out of your.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Apartment right, definitely, So technically I'm not sure. There are
some squatters laws that you could probably imagine.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Do you stay there for like an extra year or
something like that?

Speaker 5 (45:42):
Okay, cool, I should be fine then, because I was.

Speaker 9 (45:44):
Trying to figure out I paid my rent, but I
forget to pay my rent sometimes. So my landlord has
been like Benmo requesting me, and I think it's a
nice way then, like you text me like dude, come
on pay your rent, and so it's like a nice way.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
Now I kind of want to send my fruit basket.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Oh that's probably a good idea, but I'm kind of work.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
I'm also just like, ah, like, how do I make
you not want to kick me out?

Speaker 1 (46:04):
I've been very broke in my life. And here's the rule. Okay,
you'll get notices on your door. Once the notice changes colored,
that's when.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
You pay it.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
And do you just they give you the colored paper?
That means it's about time for them to get serious.

Speaker 9 (46:18):
Yeah yeah, Wait, that doesn't mean like, hey, we're trying
to have read out.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
They're not flirting with you.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Yes, I would take it as trying to so you
take it, throw it away.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
But as soon as you see it turn in color.
That's with all bills pretty much. As soon as it
turns the color, you gotta pay it.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Yeah, yo, read this.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Produce the freeze up with you this week.

Speaker 8 (46:40):
I just want to give a shout out to my
daughter who got accepted two different colleges that.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
She was applying to.

Speaker 8 (46:46):
Yeah, she's really worked hard for the last like three years,
like working and going to school and juggling a lot,
and I just want to say, Madison, I love you.
She got accepted to San Francisco State University and Sacramento
State University.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Yeah, the only two that she applied to, So she.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
She went to for two Hey, that's good.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
I have a question, how much of that do you
take as your responsibility?

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Do you know what I mean? Like, did you do that?

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Do I get correct?

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Like as a parent, your.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Kid gets into school and you're like, that's right, I
did that.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Yeah, I would do it the other way.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Like if somebody if they got a degree from wherever, Ye,
Sacramento State, and after they got that degree, someone asked
me to be like, yeah, I have an agree from Sacramo.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
My kid, but they wouldn't have been the wrong.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (47:37):
No for me, I just I look at it, like,
you know, I'm proud of her and I'm and obviously
I root for her in all way shapes. But that
was something that like she she navigated and she tols
and did it. So girl shouts out to you, Madison,
I love you.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Congratulations little freeze, a little free little cube. Let's go
on with you.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Well, I'm pretty sure if my neighbors didn't already think
I was insane, they really do now.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Well they do.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
There are many instances where my neighbors have looked at
me weird. But over the weekend, so I decided on
a whim to install a wood floor in my bedroom,
which I think I can do things like in a day. Yes,
I think I can do everything in a day. It's
called over confidence, and it does get you in trouble sometimes.

(48:28):
But I took on a project that was way bigger
than I expected, and so it's taken me a very
long time to do it. And because of my add
and stuff. If I'm doing something, I have to fully
concentrate on it. So it's like for a week, I
didn't do anything but this wood floor. I get, I
go to work, I'd get home and then I would
work on the wood floor till probably like eight or
nine at night, then go to bed.

Speaker 9 (48:48):
Is that the only room you were doing in your Yes,
I thought you were doing your entire house.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
I didn't know you've.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
Been stuck on this wood room.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Yeah, but that can't be you're talking about. I'm impressed
it happened.

Speaker 9 (49:01):
It's easy, but he's taking a whole like almost two weeks.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
I didn't even get past pre algebra, so measuring and
that is very hard for me.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Doing things like that is a mess.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
If you like now, Yeah, when I'm doing a project
and I need to stay present for it, sometimes I
will talk to myself, Oh, say well, I was in
the back trying to cut a piece of wood, but
in my mind, because I knew I hadn't done anything
for like a week other than work on this wood floor,
I was feeling the pressure of needing to make a
post or social media. So I'm trying to do a
forty five degree angle cut when I don't have the

(49:33):
right tools for it right, And so the whole time
I'm sitting here thinking, I'm stressing about that I have
to do a post for social media. And so when
moments like that, I will talk to myself to get
myself back in the zone.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
What do you say?

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Well, in this moment, I was frustrated with myself so
very loudly while I was trying to cut the room
would I threw the saw down and I was like, Oh,
you need to do a social media post.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Huh. You were just on TikTok live for an hour.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Maybe you shut up and do a forty five degree
angled cut. Since that's the thing you're doing right now.
You can't make a post and do this cut at
the same time. Get in the present. Do you need
to go meditate, do you need to huh? Or are
you gonna make this cut?

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Right now. What are we gonna do for anybody else?

Speaker 1 (50:18):
And then I said get your head in the game,
real loud, and then and then I said.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Viva, Love, Revel Lucy, and I picked up the saw.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
And that's when I hear the window to my neighbor's
place slide shut, and I look up it and I
see him walking away, and I was like, man, they
got same. Give us three minutes and we'll give you
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Speaker 4 (50:49):
If your plan is to get engaged on Valentine's Day,
but the problem is you don't have a ring. I'll
tell you where you can get one for free.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
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Speaker 4 (51:04):
You can get a free three carrot diamond engagement ring.

Speaker 9 (51:07):
But if anyone wants to propose to me, I'm gonna
need to plan a little bit farther in advance to
where we got something going on.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
I don't even think I would be mad.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
It's three carrots, give me the three carrot or how
you got it?

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Or if we just met, I'm happy.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Yeah, same Okay, well I'll tell you how you can
get that in just a second. But first, if your
dream has always been to live in the Breaking Bad House,
now is your chance. The show, Yeah, the TV show
Breaking Bad. The iconic house that everything went down in
was originally on the market for four million dollars last year,
but now you can buy it for four hundred thousand dollars.

(51:47):
It went down ninety percent below asking price. Crazy what
happened in it that no one wants to live in it?

Speaker 3 (51:53):
It's a meth lab.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Actually that's kind of house. And they're like, we kept
in Mesa.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
I'm actually really surprised nobody scooped this up. But maybe
they just didn't feel like it was worth four million dollars.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
It's it in New Mexico. Yeah, yeah, maybe it's because
the prices around it are not four million million dollars.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
So they had no choice because mayb people are like, yeah,
I get it, the Breaking Bad thing, but like the
other houses are not even closed.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
Well, they had originally thought that they wouldn't turn it
into a museum, but because of zoning laws, they had
to not do that because it's a residential neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
So yeah, but if you want it four.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Hundred thousand dollars hey cheaper.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Yeah, that's.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
That's not bad really, not for a house. That's wonderful.

Speaker 9 (52:38):
Wait, so that mean if we wait like another few years,
it'll be like fortyou like another like ninety per knocked down.

Speaker 8 (52:44):
We wait that long and AI will have taken over
and like I said earlier, we'll be using sticks to
make fire.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Well, don't matter what the house gott I feel.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Like somebody will definitely scoop this up because they'll turn
around at least for a million, you.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
Know what I mean, Why did you make a million
dollars for?

Speaker 4 (52:59):
It's the house. People pay a million dollars for a
house all the time. Unfortunately, that's what the like, that's
what it costs to have a house.

Speaker 8 (53:07):
A house, My mother's house I think praise almost eight
hundred thousand and praise appraised.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
And my ex wife's house they're trying to sell it
right now and I think it's around eight hundred thousand.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Freezy got fancy houses, but you know, yeah, three bedroom house.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
It's a bigger house, but it's still when we were.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Younger, like a million dollars would be like a mansion.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Right now. A million dollars will get you a house,
right right. Yes, that's insane.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
If it makes you want to take a nap, then
listen to this because the rock a Bye Baby collection
is back again, which is just taking like big artists
and turning it into lullaby music. And this is what
the latest one is. I'm not telling you yet. I
want to see if you can figure it out just
by hearing it.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Yeah, tell me.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Why I hadn't figured it out yet.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Yeah, he's the artist and what actual boys, it's a battery.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Boys.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
I did my time because you're supposed to know because
you hear off me.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
That's so true. I didn't know. It's very relaxing, chilling
right now into it.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
I love how they're introducing babies to all the classics.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
But it's kind of nice. I kind of would like
to I've never really I don't. I probably have heard
the whole song before. I just know the hook of it.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
You know the song? Yeah, but I would like to
hear them do it over. Yeah. It starts out with
you are my fie?

Speaker 15 (54:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Why you this to your music?

Speaker 5 (54:50):
What is it called? Like a xylophone?

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Cetophone? Rocker?

Speaker 9 (54:53):
Buy a Baby collection with the xylophonexophone like like like drums,
but like a little long time the xylophone.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
You're young enough to where it was just a couple
of years ago.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
So if you don't know, I make music now too.
I do have a beat with the xylophone that I made,
So maybe now is the.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Time it happens like a messenger style.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Lastly, lastly, my music doesn't go good with lullabyson thing.

Speaker 9 (55:19):
Well, you don't know trying like a little xylophone on
the back. Can I be in the backpline the xylophone?

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Yes, absolutely so much. The one I played for you yesterday, Victoria,
this xylophone.

Speaker 5 (55:33):
Yeah, let me stand back there. For anyone who doesn't know,
this news song is a little.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Bit I don't know what are you talking about.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
It's a song that you have played for me yesterday.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
It's a song I've been working on.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
And it's like it's like.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Lap that it's very adult. I like, what's the beat? Like,
what's the beat? Is really dope?

Speaker 5 (55:54):
So then the words you put on top of the
beat were.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Just like, yeah, put it this.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
My Victoria had her hand over mouth and for some
friegos does that feel weird hearing him say that they
feel like your dad.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
Saying yeah, my answer was yes that I I don't.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Make a good.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Lastly, if you do want that free engagement ring that
I'm talking about, yeah, three carrot diamond engagement ring, jubull,
you weren't wrong. You can get it in one of
those claw machines. Really at Dave and Busters. Wow, that's
what they're going to hide five three carrot diamond ring
engagement rings worth fifteen thousand dollars at a couple of
their select locations. And then you just hit up the
arcade and go play the little game and maybe you win.

(56:36):
I want to go to David Busters and try.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Ask your can be like, hey, you want to go
to Dave Buster.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
And then you get it and you make it look
like you planned it right. Dude, So sick. But that
is what's trending. Hello, Hello, Hey you have a dirty
little secret.

Speaker 11 (56:55):
Yeah I do. I'm yeah.

Speaker 19 (56:59):
I keep getting made to go to these family events
that I don't want to go to by my brother
in law. And if if, if, if he makes me
keep going to these things, I'm gonna tell his wife
that he looked up with some random girl on vacation.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
You're gonna lie to his wife tell them just to
get out of it. How bad your family?

Speaker 11 (57:25):
Yeah, they're terrible, misable.

Speaker 19 (57:28):
I can get stuck going to these awful events I'm
talking about, Like bad birthday parties is awful, awful.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
Bad birthday parties. You don't want to go to a
birthday party.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Not for three year old. I don't want to say
chuck E cheese all day.

Speaker 11 (57:40):
It's terrible.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
Break up your brother in law's marriage to get out
of three year old's chuck E cheese party, well sounds extreme,
but everybody doesn't.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
You got to do.

Speaker 19 (57:53):
You don't understand if you have four children and they're
all of their birthdays are like perfectly spread out.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
And it's like one every like two weeks, and.

Speaker 17 (58:00):
Then they got other friends like you, getting suckered into
these things.

Speaker 14 (58:03):
And it's on top of that all of their friends
are like so boring.

Speaker 11 (58:06):
I mean, you talk to these people like close talking,
all of them. I can't do it anymore.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
I cannot do it anymore, not the close talkers.

Speaker 14 (58:13):
I've already used AI.

Speaker 19 (58:15):
I've made pictures of him out in public with this woman,
and I am not afraid to use him. I will
unleash Ai out in the universe.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Wow well, thank you for your dirty little secret.

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