January 28, 2026 • 56 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's up, everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm Jimmy shartz Mustard and today I'm gonna be doing
the snort draino challenge.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
This is gonna be insane. Make sure to like and
subscribe to my channel. It's the Jewel show Man.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
The snorting draino challenge isn't a thing, but sadly, that
is something I could see a lot of people doing.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Because humans are a weird breed.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
A lot of us would literally do anything if we
thought it could put us on the level of the
hawk to.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
A girl.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Legitimate.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
And I know that because the list is going viral
of the dumbest things that people have done for social
media clout already this year.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
So let's go over it.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
You can see if you want to try one of
these or just laugh at how stupid people are when
it comes to social media. How about the sleeping in
a pool with alligators challenge? Stop, that's a thing that happened.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, is it real though? Or AI, because that is
not possible, Nina.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
That is there's death, that's definitely real. There's definitely a
kid out there who's up to a pool allegabon.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
It's happening in Florida.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
His name is Kai Sinnat. He's a streamer and he's
shocked viewers by spending time in a pool surrounded by
live alligators during a live stream live stream, a stunt
that exploded across social media and raised major safety concerns.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
He became a big deal too, he's.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
A big streamer. Like, I'm actually surprised that that happened.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
I didn't know about it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I missed the alligator part.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
The only parent, well, there's two parents in the room,
Chris and producer Freeze. And parenting today has got to
be such a challenge because you have to sit down
with your kids and go, hey, man, it's not a
good idea to sit in a pool with live alligators,
So don't do that please.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
On social media, I just feel like I need to
say that. I don't know why, but I need to.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Tell you that.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Here's another one of the dumbest things that people are
doing on social media right now.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Chaw chaw slide driving challenge.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
Seen that one you have, Nina, I thought about it,
and people attempting to swerve cars in sync with the
chaw chaw slide, you know, the dance instrutches on that
slide to the lift, and I.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Was thinking about doing it.
Speaker 8 (02:13):
When I grew up, my mom would always say that
she'd make the car dance. So the song would be
playing and my mom would do it. She would like,
drive through the lanes and we stopped, we slowed down,
and we would make the car dance. So I saw this,
I was like, Oh, it's car dancing. You make your
car dance.
Speaker 9 (02:27):
And Nina, everyone in here has said how bad of
a driver I am?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
And Nina's over here about to be swarming lanes.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Different slide and to be fair and to be fair.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I grew up in the seventies and I do have
memories of standing up in my mother's convertible, standing up
over the window, looking straight ahead while she.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Drove listening to Fleetwood Mac.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I have vivid memories of this, and she talks about
it all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And you know, I'm like, you probably shouldn't know that.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Yeah, She's like, don't tell people that. How you I
am on the radio, tell you the entire country.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Here's another one of the dumbest things that people have
done for social media. Dangerous train stunts right now is
a thing too, and viral videos people are filming themselves
performing stunts on moving trains, sometimes falling off or nearly
getting hit by the train. Subway surfers weird. It sounds fun,
but also it's very dangerous. I did something similar when
(03:24):
I was in my high school years. Yeah, we and
and you know, there were some underage activities going on
with beverages and we we would we would find we
lived out in the country and we would go out
to this railroad track that went over the freeway and
we would all participate, and then we would sit in
(03:44):
the trusses of the bridge, like the L shaped part,
like two feet from the.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Train while it went by, and we'd just sit there.
A lot of the train was going by like two
feet from our heads. It was terrifying when I think
about it. I would never do it now.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, there's a lot of things I did as a kid,
but we didn't have social media, you know, I didn't
have a social media account. That were really stupid. So
I guess humans haven't changed that much. We were just
doing it in private back in the day. We were
hoping it would go viral.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Yeah, we were just.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Doing it for the love.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Here's another one of the dumbest things that people are
doing on social media right now. If you want to
try this one, the skull breaker challenge, that sounds entertaining.
Two people kicked the legs out from under a middle jumper.
So someone jumps up and then two people kick their
legs and the head.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
That's the challenge.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Wait, it's terrible. If your legs are up in the air,
how are they kicking your legs.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
When they come back down.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
They don't need to come down, like as soon as
you jump, they just kick your legs.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Out from under you and your someone.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I would fight someone on the.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Spot, helmets on.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
No. The goal is to hit your head as hard
as possible. Wow, cause concussions, broken bones, and serious injury.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Okay, that's something like that would make me turn on any.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Buddy another turn on social media. That is one of
the dumbest things people are doing on social media right now.
For clout the Nicki Minaj high balance trend. You know
what that is? That one's cool though, people try balancing.
Wants to guess to try this one. People try balancing
in heels on weird objects. It's hard to replicated post.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
It's really really hard.
Speaker 9 (05:22):
I wanted to get Jubil to do this to be honest,
but I was like, we already broke the board.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Once, we can't do it again.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Actually, I don't know. He's not that flexible one that
I would try to do for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Hey, the Kylie Jenner lip challenge is another one of
the dumb things that people are doing on social media
right now. They try to make their lips bigger by
sucking them into cups or bottles.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I've seen that one.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Have a video of my friend doing this somewhere. I
gotta find it.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
Yeah, our lip's gone so bad.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You aren't helping, but this is harmless.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
We're not eating tide pods lips.
Speaker 10 (05:58):
Yeah, it's another jubile phone frame weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Hello, yeah, Hello, this is mister Donk. I was looking
for Colton's mom. Kelly, this is Colton's mom. Can you repeat.
Speaker 11 (06:21):
Who this is?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah, it's mister Donk.
Speaker 12 (06:26):
Donk.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Well my full name is Paul Donkler, but you know,
the kids just called me Donk. But like, oh, yeah,
I didn't tell you.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I was sorry about that school.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, I'm I'm a.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Substitute teacher this week for your son Colton's class. I
don't know if they told you, but the regular teacher
is out, so yeah, filling in. But like, have a
little bit of problem with your son and just want
to know how to appreach it.
Speaker 13 (06:53):
Okay, so nobody told me that he had a substitute
teacher this week.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
But what is the issue?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Well, like, yeah, it's just that you're a son, Colton.
He will not put the phone down, like outside of
the appropriate time to have a phone. So just wondering
how you want me to proage that because it's like
be calming an issue.
Speaker 12 (07:16):
Doesn't have a phone.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, yeah, he does.
Speaker 13 (07:22):
A cell phone. Yeah, it must be somebody else's phone.
Colton doesn't have a South phone.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
No, yeah, I gave him a phone.
Speaker 13 (07:32):
You gave him a phone?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, yeah, I gave all the kids.
Speaker 13 (07:35):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Well, it's because you know, like I'm doing a whole
thing this week on side hustles, you know, and like
how to maybe extra money, you know, I think that's
important for kids and when they.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Go are you talking Yeah, like I have a side
hustle at.
Speaker 12 (07:49):
Third grade side hustles.
Speaker 13 (07:51):
They are third graders.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (07:53):
And why do you have cell phones? Like multiple cell phones?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh yeah, Well it's because, like you know, I think
I think that in molding the youth of our nasian
and you know, they need to be aware that like
side hustling is a thing, and like there's a way
to make extra cash. And I have all the phones
because like my side hustle is like I sell cell phones,
sell like I got a boxes of them. And anyway,
(08:18):
like I'm teaching Colton how to be an influencer on
the side.
Speaker 13 (08:21):
You know, you gave my son a phone. Yeah, and
now you're complaining that my son is on a phone.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, it's just like too much.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
But I do know like how you want me to
handle the sitch, you know, because like I got him
a phone, I set them up.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
With all the social accounts, taught them out of pist.
You know, we're going over browning.
Speaker 13 (08:38):
We're trying to should not need to be sir whatever
your name was, Don Monk or whatever. You need to
be asking parents permission before you start number one giving
children's phones and number two teaching them how to use
social media. People are trying to band social media right now.
This is completely inappropriate. They need to be speaking to
(08:59):
either answer or to a principle because this is outrageous.
Speaker 11 (09:03):
Like okay, it's not professional.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
If mister Donk is hearing you correctly, it sounds like
you're upset a little bit.
Speaker 13 (09:10):
Oh my gosh, are you referring to yourself in the
third person? No, I'm going to need to talk to
an actual professional and actual teaching.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Or it's just me and Kelly.
Speaker 13 (09:24):
No, yeah, there is right now.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
But then you were like saying, there's another person, it's
just donking you right now.
Speaker 13 (09:32):
You are a teacher, and you don't know what third
person means teaching our kids social media?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, no, I knew what three people means, Like I'm
able to do that moth.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
You know.
Speaker 13 (09:44):
Third Oh my gosh, you need to not be around
children or in a school or teaching anybody literally anything.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Dude is just like a notch, you know, like he
just gets at the branding.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Area if you're not.
Speaker 13 (10:00):
Oh, come on, did you even go to school?
Speaker 14 (10:04):
No?
Speaker 13 (10:07):
You call me your substitute teacher. What is actually going.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
On down, Kelly?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
This is actually Jubel from the Jebel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 13 (10:18):
You're gonna have to repeat that one more.
Speaker 9 (10:20):
TI.
Speaker 13 (10:20):
I am on a tent.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
This is Jubil from the Jewbeil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
It's a joke.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
He said that you are you are you dunk?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (10:32):
Yes, no heart.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
He said that your kid's been wanting a phone and
he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 14 (10:41):
I'm gonna wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Brought to you by Muckle Shoot Being Go in Auburn
your home for MACHINEO. It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 8 (10:51):
I'm not ready to start talking about Valentine's Day, but
here we are. You know, sweethearts, the candy that you
know comes out in those little box that's that's like
love me or whatever they say.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
The world's oldest candy.
Speaker 8 (11:02):
Yeah, it feels like it. That tastes like chalk. Well,
they're ruining the fun this year. They've got a new
way of ruining love. Honestly in my humble opinion.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
But I'll tell you what that.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
Is in just a second. But first, Harry Styles is
really upsetting people. That's been a range of emotions since
Harry Styles announced that he has a residency at Madison
Square Garden in New York coming up in the fall.
So the reason why it's a rollercoaster. It's first, it's like,
oh my gosh, it's been so long. I can't wait,
Harry Ah, let me go buy tickets. Oh no, I
hate you because your tickets are too expensive and I
(11:34):
can't afford it.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
They're really expensive.
Speaker 8 (11:36):
The tour is called Together Together, and so the fans
are reacting to that tour name too, being like you're
calling it together together, but how can we be together
when it's not affordable. We're talking about tickets upwards of
one thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (11:48):
Originally when the tickets went on sale, there were some
tickets you could get for.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Around fifty dollars, but that didn't last long.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
Well, but I feel like it's not his fault, though
I feel like it might be scalpers.
Speaker 14 (11:57):
Well.
Speaker 8 (11:57):
I think it's a combination of both, because now he's
also going on tour in seven other countries huh, and
the UK being one of them. So some of those
people are also trying to buy tickets and they were
looking at closer to one thousand dollars. Webley Stadium does
start at around one thirty, but then it goes up
and those tickets don't stay that way for very long,
Like they're changing on the website, which is strange. Which
(12:17):
is strange, and it must be because of demand. I mean,
everything is about money, but that's insanity.
Speaker 9 (12:23):
All the peristyles meant like, I didn't mean you and
me together, guys, I meant you guys.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yeah, yeah it might, But.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
Think about you being that artist, even if it's not
up to you, even if it is the promoters that
are charging one thousand dollars for a ticket? Are you
going to allow your fans to have to miss out
because they can't afford in one thousand dollars ticket. I'm
not just playing shows for people that are like not
paying rent because they want to see me. Like, I
don't know, I feel like you'd have to do something
(12:50):
about that.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
I feel like there's a better way, Like there's got
to be a way to keep prices under control.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Right.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
It just seems so outrageous to me that websites can
post things that have been inflated that much.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, it does seem kind of ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I'm not sure how I would feel about it if
I was an artist, right, well, but I had shows
like that, like at Madison Square Garden. I mean it depends,
like on the back end, if it was something that, jeezus,
excuse me, my allergies a killing me. But if it
was something like I was at Madison Square Garden and
that's what it has to be that expensive in order
for us to put on the show, then I would
think about maybe moving it to a venue where I
(13:25):
could make it more affordable.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
Right.
Speaker 9 (13:27):
Well, Also, so many other artists who like they will
go back and make sure their prices are lowered for
their fans or.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
You're paying for a portion of it as the artists
to ensure that these fans can be there for however much,
I don't know. There has to be a way for
the artists to look out for the fans a little
bit more. I mean, everybody's trying to make money, I know,
but it just seems that's outrageous together together, but we
can't be together.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I would mean, I would just be like, all right, cool,
if you can't afford the thousand dollars ticket, you can
stream it for one hundred.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
And fifty bucks, right and then double up. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
I don't want to be together at all.
Speaker 8 (14:06):
He's over The thing is and you can think about
it for fifty I might, Hey, the one, I don't
have a hundred and fifty dollars to watch it from home.
If I want to be there, if I want to
see you, I want to be breathing the same air as.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
You in high definition.
Speaker 15 (14:25):
Though.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, I would also sell air that I breathed for
seven hundred dollars. Yeah, I guess I wouldn't charge them
by people would buy that.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
As we get closer to Super Bowl weekend, there's all
kinds of festivities like the All Star Flag Football Game.
So YouTube has just revealed the celebrities taking part in
this game. Their two captains this year are going to
be j Balvin and comedian Drew Ski. Quarterbacks were retired
quarterbacks Cam Newton and Michael Vick will also be a
part of it.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Benson Boone, Kane Brown just a backflip, I know it
will right.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
And then steal somebody's flag. That would be so sick
he would win. But that's gonna air on Saturday, February
seventh on YouTube. And then down to these sweethearts that
are just ruining love. I hate this kind of just
because even if it is realistic, I know you don't
know what I'm talking about yet. Sweethearts is adding practical
conversation hearts with messages like split rent, share carpool. Yeah yeah,
(15:29):
but like you know, this stuff isn't real anyway. This
type of like love that we're celebrating on Valentine's Day
is the fantasy love. It's not real love. Real love
should be celebrated every day. Fantasy love is celebrated on
Valentine's Day. So what I don't want is you to
send me or give me some heart that says split rent.
Speaker 14 (15:45):
No, it was.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Somebody asking you to move in with them. That's how
they did it.
Speaker 8 (15:49):
Oh, I want on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I want the fantasy. We had about three point five
seconds where she.
Speaker 8 (16:01):
Followed because I would be happy just to get anything at
this point, you know, like I have to also stay
true to who I am.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
So but that is what's trending. It's time for another
call of booty at a level where you.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Have to call up your significant mother or whoever you
want and see if you can get them to leave
what they're doing right now to meet you for a
booty call.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
And it's not dirty.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
You can't say anything blunt or tell them exactly what
you want them to meet you for.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
We give you a theme to use as in the window.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
We've had Disney movies, Yeah, had board games and things
like that. It's always an hilarious, hilarious phone call to
see if the person they're calling can understand what they're
trying to talk about. And right now Will is on
the phone to do a call of booty. Will you
want to call your wife Mackenzie.
Speaker 16 (16:44):
Yeah, that's what I want to do. I'd love this. Okay,
this segment. I've been listening to it and I want to.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I want to do one with my wife.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So where where is she right now? What is she
doing during the day.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
She's a lawyer. She works at serious office.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Okay, so she's like, actually, probably very busy then if
she's a.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Lawyer always yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Do you think that she'll actually leave her job right
now to come and meet you for a call of Booty?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I don't know, man, she can be really busy.
Speaker 16 (17:16):
She's got meetings all the time, and she she's a
bit high strung.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
But she's a lawyer, so I guess I could see that.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
So, yeah, you're looking for a challenge, that's why you're
doing this call in the first place.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
You just want the challenge of getting her to come home.
Speaker 16 (17:31):
Absolutely, Yeah, let's see what happens. But like, she's got
a lot of meetings today and I know it'll annoy the.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Joy.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Oh, you're ready for the couch broship.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Right, Well, but if you can actually get convince her
to come home, that's pretty cool. Then if you're saying
that she's kind of like that, it.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Would be great for everybody. I think we'll just put
it in a better mood to make.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
All right.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Well, like I said, you're about to call your wife
to do a call of booty and see if you'll
get her to leave her job. Right now, she's a lawyer,
so she's at the office, and you can't say anything dirty.
You can't be blunt. We give you a topic to
use as in the window and today will celebrity names.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Oh so you have to use celebrity.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Names to try to get her to leave. I don't
even really know how you do that, But you think
you're up for the challenge.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
I'll give it a shot. I think I know enough.
I want a lot of.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Movies, you know enough celebrity names.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Yeah, yeah, let's do this.
Speaker 17 (18:35):
I think I can handle it, okay, all right, and
we'll be able to talk to you without her hearing
us for the until, you know, until we come on
the phone and let her know that we're there, so
we can try to feed you some celebrity names if
we need to as well, if you get stuck.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Oh perfect.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Will is on the phone, and he's about to call
his wife, Mackenzie, who is a lawyer working at a
office right now, and see if she'll leave her job
to come meet him for a call of booty. And remember,
you can't be dirty, it's completely family friendly. Can we
give you a topic to use as an innuindo if
you have to see a first, they can understand what
you're talking about when you call them, and if they'll
(19:12):
actually leave their job to meet you for a call
of booty. And today Will is going to call his wife,
but he can only use celebrity names as the innu
window for what he wants to do.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Will, are you all ready to go?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Let's do this?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 12 (19:38):
This is Mackenzie. Hey babe, Oh hey, hey, where are
you calling me from? This number is blocked?
Speaker 16 (19:51):
Oh that's weird. I'm not sure why, how's your day going.
Speaker 18 (19:58):
Oh there's this new client that I've been telling you about,
actually the divorce case, and she's just that crazy, like wow,
somehow she thinks she's just going to get away with
everything when she's the one who was cheating with her
plates instructor.
Speaker 16 (20:18):
Wow, babe, I don't know how you do it, really though. Honestly,
I was just calm to see if you wanted to
get out.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
Of there right now, get out of where, leave work?
Speaker 11 (20:33):
Wait, what's going on? Is everything okay?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Yeah, everything's fine. I just wanted to see if maybe
you wanted.
Speaker 16 (20:41):
To, you know, Jake Gillenhall me, what, Yeah, you know,
like put out of work and maybe we could get
ben Affleck.
Speaker 11 (20:52):
For a while. Get Affleck. Yeah, I'm not just.
Speaker 16 (21:00):
Get a little ben Affleck and I'll even Matt damon
you if you're lucky.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
Whoa babe?
Speaker 11 (21:08):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Please, sweetie baby, please pay attention.
Speaker 18 (21:13):
Okay, yeah I am, but you're you're making absolutely no sense.
Speaker 12 (21:18):
And I've got a meeting with another client about fifteen minutes.
Speaker 16 (21:22):
Then leave after the meeting. Look, it's been a while
since we Timothy Shallomade.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
You know when just here at home.
Speaker 16 (21:29):
We wanted him to get here and Matthew McConaughey, my,
Kate Blanchett, you.
Speaker 18 (21:33):
Know you're saying it's been a while since we Timothy
Shallomade like the actor from the Marty Supreme movie.
Speaker 11 (21:44):
What you want to watch movies?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
No, I want to make movies.
Speaker 16 (21:52):
I'm sitting here thinking of getting Sydney Sweetey with you
for a LUNX get it.
Speaker 12 (21:57):
Come on, getting Sydney sweetyed for lunch? Like, are you
saying just celebrities?
Speaker 11 (22:09):
Like for no reason?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
What is going on?
Speaker 16 (22:11):
Trying to get you to understand I'm saying those to
mean something else. Come on, don't you want to get
all nasty Natalie Portman with me?
Speaker 18 (22:24):
Oh my gosh, I get what you're saying now like this,
it's so weird, but I get it. It sounds like
you want me to come home and like whoa and yeah,
I don't know who am I right?
Speaker 12 (22:49):
Whoa?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Whoa?
Speaker 10 (22:50):
Whoa?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
I didn't know. I didn't mean for you to be
so explicit there. I mean, come on, I just wanted
you to Morgan my Freeman.
Speaker 14 (23:02):
Uh No, that that that one sounds weird, like I
want the opposite.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
Of that.
Speaker 16 (23:09):
You want to Brad hit it, we could do that.
Speaker 18 (23:16):
Look, I told you I have a meeting in about
fifteen minutes, so if you can get here in five, like,
we have.
Speaker 12 (23:21):
Enough time to just lock the conference room doors real quick.
Speaker 7 (23:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I hey.
Speaker 8 (23:29):
McKenzie, Oh that nasty apartment gotter, McKenzie.
Speaker 11 (23:35):
What what's going on?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Whose people? This is a radio show. It's called The
Jubil Show. My name is Jubil.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Hi'm McKenzie, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and this Yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:45):
You've been on the phone.
Speaker 8 (23:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
We did a segment called Call of Booty, where call
your significant other and see if you can get them
to leave work to meet you for a Call of Booty.
But you can only use themes that we tell you
to use so that it's not dirty.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
And you're about to busines into that.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
But it sounds like will succeedediculous job.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah, that's my baby. I love it.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
What am I some sort of mentally challenged airhead?
Speaker 11 (24:17):
No, not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 12 (24:20):
It was like, why am I even listening to you?
Speaker 7 (24:22):
To begin with?
Speaker 11 (24:23):
Your virgin who can't try?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria
your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez at a game
of trivia for comedian John Mulaney. Tickets and let's meet
today's contestant for you, Verus Victoria.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Hello, who's this, Raider? What's up? How are you?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
I thought I've played you before.
Speaker 11 (24:45):
I'm good times.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
I've won those times?
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Yeah, three times? Isn't that called a hat trick? That
was like, yeah, okay, all right, righty, you're gone for
your hat trick?
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Yeah, I just I should ask, but I'm going to
how old are you?
Speaker 12 (25:03):
I'm fourteen?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
He played her at twelve thirteen? Now fourteen, Victoria?
Speaker 18 (25:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
What is your degree in? Victoria?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Communications? Obviously? I talk on the radio.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
All right, Here we go thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
And Raider, you know the game is played. You have
thirty I already said it. Reader, you know how the
game is played? Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
All right, Victoria's outside and your time starts.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
Now.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
What color do you get when you mix red and white?
Speaker 7 (25:41):
Think?
Speaker 8 (25:42):
What animal's fingerprints are so close to humans that they've
confused crime scenes, Mikey. What everyday object was invented because
somebody hated writing long letters?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
What food never expires?
Speaker 11 (25:56):
Oh honey?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
What body part continues to grow your entire life?
Speaker 7 (26:00):
Life?
Speaker 12 (26:02):
Your skin?
Speaker 8 (26:03):
What do you use to unlock a door? What was
the first item ever sold on eBay?
Speaker 12 (26:11):
A Pokemon card?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
All right, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while she's getting settled, Raider, here's a
question for you. How do you listen to the Jubil
Show on the radio radio or do you stream it?
Speaker 11 (26:27):
Typically just the radio in the car.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Have you ever thought about streaming it?
Speaker 14 (26:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Sometimes you should.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Do you have a device at home like an Alexa
or Hey Google or anything like that.
Speaker 11 (26:40):
Ye have an Alexa?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
You have Alexa? Yeah, it's very simple. You just be like,
hey Alexa, stream the Jubil Show and it'll do it
or anything, zero effort and it's the best way to
listen to this show.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Okay, so good you, Rader. I hope you call back
like every you're until you're like twenty five.
Speaker 12 (27:04):
I will try.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Here we go Victoria thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass,
and you have to beat Raider outright to win, and
Rader you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 11 (27:16):
Three two one go?
Speaker 8 (27:18):
What color do you get when you mix red and
white pink? What animal's fingerprints are so close to humans
they've confused CROs scenes? What everyday objects was invented because
somebody hated writing long letters?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Wrong letters? U dang ding ding thing typewriter?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
What food never expires? Beans?
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Canned beans? Can food? Can food?
Speaker 14 (27:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Beats Sam, it's bam right.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
What body part continues to grow your entire life? And
we know where Victoria's mind went instantly? Who I really?
Speaker 7 (27:59):
I'd be so happy?
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Be right?
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Which does?
Speaker 16 (28:05):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
We'll get the answers in a second, but let's send
it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys
did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Our producer Freeze.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Raider came through with three correct and Victoria had one.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Rader, you did it.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Again another year, another victory.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Congrats Rator, you beat Victoria.
Speaker 12 (28:23):
Try next year and beat you against the four time.
Speaker 8 (28:26):
Yeah, I mean, listen, he gets by, we gotta give
him a trophy.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah. If you if you every year up to five years,
we'll give you a five year trophy if you beat
her next year in the year after. All right, that
is a promise. All right, let's get the answers in
the Pink is.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
The color you get when you mix red and white.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
Koalas fingerprints are actually so close to humans that they've
confused crime.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Scene but doing crime. That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 11 (28:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (28:54):
This must have been in Australia, but that's where they've
had problems. The postcard was the everyday object that was
invented because somebody hated writing way on letters.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
You still have to write on those things.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Yeah, you don't have to really, You just put the
address on it.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, you can just send it like that, like, hey,
here's a picture of where I'm at, and then really, yeah,
actually that's like.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
A description of the picture that's on it or whatever
that's printed on the back for you, so you don't
have to write anything.
Speaker 9 (29:18):
Every single movie I've seen they write long letters on
this postcard.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
You can do whatever you want. It's just shorter than
a letter.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
You know, kind of wroteen either written either of them.
Speaker 7 (29:30):
Cool.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
The food that never expires is honey, dang. The part
of your body that continues to grow, Your entire life.
I would have accepted two answers, your nose and your ears.
A key does n't lock a door. And then the
first item ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Wait, a key does not lock a door.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
It does unlocks the door, unlock a door. I don't
think you made it that.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah, you didn't even get to that question.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Don't worry about it. You definitely did.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
That was the other one you would have got right.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I like those because the kind of give there like
a brain explosion.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
We play u Verus Victoria this same time every single
weekday morning.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I remember, if you want to.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Play, all you have to do is d m us
at the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot
com and you too can be like Raider and make
it a lifelong tradition to beating Victoria.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
On Raider, he needs his mom to get to win
the tickets.
Speaker 7 (30:19):
You know, you gotta.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Trash talking.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
It's time to catch a cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Chelsea's on the phone today for to catch cheater and
she thinks that her husband of a year named Fabian
might be cheating on her. So in a second, we'll
see if we can catch him. But first, Chelsea, tell
us what's going on. Why do you think Fabian's cheating?
Speaker 14 (30:44):
So I typically would never think he would cheat on me,
but two weeks ago something happened that has just made
me question everything is a little shady.
Speaker 11 (30:53):
So at two in the morning, I got a.
Speaker 14 (30:55):
Phone alert on my you know, like the ring camera, yeah,
and that someone was out in the front door, at
the front door, and I didn't recognize the person, but
she was clearly drunk, just really drunk and could barely
stand up straight.
Speaker 11 (31:08):
I kind of nudged Fabian awake.
Speaker 14 (31:09):
And I showed him the feed, and he looked panic
and ran downstairs.
Speaker 11 (31:14):
You know.
Speaker 14 (31:14):
He started talking to her and she was crying and
yelling at him to like let her in.
Speaker 11 (31:19):
It seemed like that's what it seemed like.
Speaker 14 (31:22):
And after a couple of minutes he walked back upstairs
and went to bed.
Speaker 11 (31:27):
You know, I asked him who it was.
Speaker 14 (31:29):
He just said it was some drunk woman that was
at the wrong house, and he reassured me that it
was no big deal. So I trusted that We've never
really had trust issues before, so I was like, okay, no,
I guess that's weird, but okay, but I, you know,
something was just irking me about it, so I kind
of wouldn't let it go. And then the day after that,
I looked at the ring camera again and I saw
(31:51):
that there was the weird drunk girl back.
Speaker 11 (31:54):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 14 (31:55):
The next day and Fabian came to the door and
greeted her and they talked for a few minutes and
he gave or something and then she left. So now
I'm just wondering, who is this girl? How could I
figure out? You know, is he cheating?
Speaker 11 (32:07):
Like I mean, he has to know who she is,
I would.
Speaker 8 (32:10):
Assume, and it feels like he knows her just from
those interactions. So the second time, was she drunk also
or she just showed up?
Speaker 11 (32:18):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (32:18):
She I couldn't really tell if she was drunk, but
she looked a little pissed off and I rate and.
Speaker 11 (32:24):
Just not not. You know, I don't know if she
was drunk or just mad.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Did you tell at all what it was that he
gave her?
Speaker 14 (32:31):
I couldn't tell it all. It was really small and
I couldn't make out in the footage what it was.
And then she left after that, and I don't know
I haven't told him that I know about this footage.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Did you listen to the audio from the camera.
Speaker 14 (32:46):
No, Unfortunately mine doesn't have the audio. It's just like
the basic camera functions.
Speaker 11 (32:50):
But if you just didn't see it me, you can't
hear anything. I wish because then I might have some answer.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (32:57):
So when she left that second time after her something,
did she look like still angry or kind of more
at peace?
Speaker 14 (33:05):
She looked more relieved, like once whatever he gave her something,
Whatever it is he gave her, I just can't tell.
Speaker 11 (33:12):
I mean, I really never thought he would cheat on me.
Speaker 14 (33:14):
We have a very like open and honest relationship. We
talk about everything, and we're really good friends. So I
just never thought he would cheat on me.
Speaker 11 (33:21):
So now I'm just wondering who this girl is. I
would love for him to explain himself to me.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (33:27):
Outside of that, has he been acting different towards you?
I mean, seeing her is very alarming.
Speaker 11 (33:32):
Yeah, I haven't really noticed the difference. It was just
this weird thing, and I don't I can't shake it.
I'm just it's driving me crazy.
Speaker 14 (33:39):
I want to know what's going on and who she is,
and do I have anything.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
To worry about a weird girl, and you haven't asked
him about the second time she showed up.
Speaker 11 (33:49):
No, I haven't even told him. I know about it.
I don't. I didn't really know how to confront it.
Speaker 14 (33:54):
I'm not very confrontational, So I thought you guys can
kind of ease that, you know, ease the confrontation and
kind of help me maybe a little bit.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Right in the middle of to catch a teeter and
if you're just joining us, Chelsea is on the phone
and she thinks that her husband of a year named
Fabian might be cheating on her, and we're about to
call him apportunit to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewards card member at and say that every
single month, we choose a one lucky rewards member who
gets free flowers delivered from our Florida department, and we'll
see if he sends those to his wife, Chelsea or
to somebody else, and we'll see if we can catch
(34:21):
them cheating. Before we do that, though, Chelsea, why don't
you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 14 (34:25):
Yeah, so we have been together for four years, living
together for a few years.
Speaker 11 (34:29):
I'm married for.
Speaker 14 (34:30):
A year now, and I've never had issues like this before,
or any trust issues. But yeah, I saw in the
ring camera that there was a really drunk girl one
night at two o'clock in the morning, and she came
back the next day and they had a small interaction,
and obviously he knows this girl. I don't know if
it's someone he's seeing, or who she is, or what
(34:51):
the deal is, but I really need to know.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Okay, you ready for us to try and see if
we can figure it out?
Speaker 11 (34:56):
Yes? Please?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from so. I was
looking for our rewards card member named Babe speaking Hi Fabian.
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big thank you very much
for being such a loyal customer. Congratulations here this month's winner.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
You know you want to send them to what?
Speaker 6 (35:25):
I send what to?
Speaker 5 (35:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
The flowers Every single month maybe maybe you didn't know this.
Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards card member
who gets free flowers delivered from our new and improved
Orral apartment. You've actually won thirty six long stim red roses,
a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want within the fifty
United States, absolutely free.
Speaker 6 (35:44):
Wow, I never went anything. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Yeah, I know, I know who I want to send
them to. Oh great, that was going to be my
next question. So I can do that over the phone
in just a couple of minutes. If you want to
do that right now, I'm prepared to do that, or
I can call.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
You back now, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Great. First thing I'll need from you.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Is just the name person last, I'm the person you
like to send them to, and then if you want
to put anything on a card, and after that we'll
get the address and be good to go.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
Yeah, the name is Melanie, and uh.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Anything you want to put on a card to Melanie?
Speaker 19 (36:18):
Yeah, can you please write I'm sorry about the other night.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
I'll make it up to you. Promise.
Speaker 11 (36:26):
Who the hell is Melanie Chol Yes, I would like
to know who Melanie is. I can't even believe my
ears right now.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah, fabe, And this is actually the Jewbile Show and
that's your wife. We do a segment called to Catch
a Cheater where if you think somebody's cheating on you,
you see you They send flowers too.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
So wait, Chelse.
Speaker 19 (36:43):
Okay, first off, I'm aware of the show with the
catch a cheater before, so oh I know how things work,
and I swear I am not cheating. I promise you
I am not cheating.
Speaker 14 (36:54):
Well, I saw on the footage from the other day.
I mean that drunk woman that you said I had
nothing to worry about. You said she he was just
at the wrong house. Ye actually came back. I saw
the footage and you gave her something?
Speaker 7 (37:04):
What did you give her?
Speaker 11 (37:05):
Who is this person?
Speaker 6 (37:07):
Okay, Like, I promise I can explain. Just so.
Speaker 19 (37:11):
Melanie is my friend Matt's girlfriend. Remember I talked about
her before. She's a total absolute mess. They're always fighting
and half the time they're breaking things.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Is Melanie is the girl at the door?
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Yeah, that is the girl at the door.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Why does she come to you?
Speaker 11 (37:28):
Yeah? And why at two am did she show up
at our doorstep?
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Okay?
Speaker 19 (37:32):
Well, so that night, you know, they were fighting at
the bar and I got there around tennis and they
were already like full explosion, you know.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Just she was.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
Drunk and was getting.
Speaker 19 (37:42):
Even drunker, and so Matt gave me her keys so
she wouldn't drive home because he didn't want her to
like get in an accident, and I guess she just
ubered to our place lead at night and was banging
on the door when she was asking for her keys.
And I didn't want her to drink and drives though
I said no, but you had to come back the
next day.
Speaker 14 (38:03):
Well, why did you lie to me in the first
place when she was there at two am?
Speaker 11 (38:06):
Why did you say it was just some girl who
had the wrong address. Why would you say that It
doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 19 (38:11):
Hey, it was two in the morning. I was half
asleep and I didn't want to get into the whole thing.
Speaker 6 (38:16):
Right then.
Speaker 19 (38:17):
I swear there's like nothing going on between me and
this woman. I literally just wanted to have this solution
to get this out of the way and keep you
out of it, because I felt like they're so messy.
I just didn't want the mess to go into us.
Speaker 6 (38:29):
Like.
Speaker 11 (38:29):
I don't know, Fabian, I'm not buying this.
Speaker 14 (38:31):
It's just it sounds really fishy and sketchy. Something isn't
adding off here. Why would you give Melanie those roses
like please, and then you wrote a.
Speaker 11 (38:39):
Note I'll make it up to you, I promise. What
is that about? How could you do this to me.
Speaker 19 (38:44):
That was actually part of my revenge because Matt made
me get tangled in this whole situation. So I did
feel bad.
Speaker 14 (38:51):
But.
Speaker 6 (38:53):
Without giving her keys.
Speaker 14 (38:54):
This is actual both. Seriously, I know when you're lying.
I can tell when you're lying of how your voice sound.
I know you are not being honest with me right now.
You have to tell me the truth. What is actually
going on here? Seriously, I'm am my with ten.
Speaker 19 (39:07):
Now, Okay, I'm it didn't mean anything. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 11 (39:13):
I didn't mean anything. What are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (39:16):
It was an accident?
Speaker 11 (39:18):
Now do you accidentally? What was an accident? What did
you do? Tell me?
Speaker 6 (39:22):
Like I said, we should talk later.
Speaker 7 (39:25):
We're not on you later.
Speaker 14 (39:26):
You can get this out right now. You can tell
me what happened, because obviously something happened. You obviously cheapd
on me. That's what happened here. I knew I should
talk my instincts. Okay, we were drunk and now she
thinks she loves me.
Speaker 11 (39:41):
Drunk doing what like? What are you talking about? You
guys were drunk, so you guys hook up? When did
you look up that night? The first night that she
was there for do at two am? What did you
give her?
Speaker 12 (39:49):
Was it really her?
Speaker 11 (39:50):
Key?
Speaker 6 (39:50):
I was?
Speaker 14 (39:51):
What are you talking about? You need to tell me details.
We've only been married for a year. Are you serious?
Speaker 11 (39:56):
Right now?
Speaker 6 (39:57):
Imagine how I feel. I never thought I would do
that to you.
Speaker 12 (40:02):
Kay right now, de cerious?
Speaker 11 (40:06):
How could you do this? I don't understand.
Speaker 14 (40:08):
Like I thought we had such a good, honest relationship.
I never would have pictured this ever happening. And I
just couldn't shake it. I thought something was weird about
this girl. It just didn't feel right to me.
Speaker 11 (40:18):
What did you guys do? Where did you hook up?
Is this your friend's girlfriend and you're hooking up at
your friend's girlfriend? Is this real right now? Or some really? Girls?
Speaker 7 (40:25):
Do you really want all the details? Do you really
want the details?
Speaker 12 (40:29):
I deserve to know.
Speaker 19 (40:30):
It happened a month ago, a month going on every Sunday.
Speaker 14 (40:34):
Who are you serious? You told me you were hanging
out with the guys on Sunday?
Speaker 19 (40:40):
I know, and I was with Math, But then when
he passed out, Melanie and I would heal away.
Speaker 14 (40:48):
Oh my god, this is so messy. You're insane. I
can't believe that you would.
Speaker 11 (40:52):
Do this to me. I can't.
Speaker 6 (40:54):
I mean I think we can get past this.
Speaker 14 (40:56):
Right, No, we cannot get past this is like way
too much. I never would have expected this to happen.
Speaker 11 (41:03):
I can't. You would throw away our.
Speaker 15 (41:06):
Four years together over You threw away are four years together.
Speaker 11 (41:11):
You threw away this marriage.
Speaker 14 (41:12):
You threw that away, not me and some stupid girl
who can't even stand up straight half the time.
Speaker 11 (41:18):
I don't even know. Sometimes she was half drunk. I
don't know.
Speaker 19 (41:21):
Yeah, I know she's a mess. But I'm a mess too.
Sometimes I guess messes address each other.
Speaker 15 (41:26):
I'm not gonna love this mess anymore. A guy makes
one mistake and it's all over one mistake. There is
not one mistake. That's several mistakes and are.
Speaker 14 (41:36):
Flowers and like have fun with it. Then you threw
away this marriage. Don't blame that on me.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
I'm hanging up on him. I can't listen to another
little bit of that, Chelsea.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
I'm so sorry. I feel like this is the best
thing that kind of ever happened to you, Chelsea.
Speaker 8 (41:49):
This guy is like full blown pathological gaslighting machine.
Speaker 14 (41:54):
Yeah yeah, I definitely feel like I was I don't know, scammed.
I mean, I guess you have to trust your instincts
because there was something just telling me about that video
that something.
Speaker 11 (42:03):
Would Yeah, I really never thought he would cheat on me.
Speaker 14 (42:06):
I thought we had a good relationship. But you know
what it is, what it is. I'm glad you guys
helped me figure this out. I really appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Well, let us not getting anything else, Okay.
Speaker 11 (42:15):
Thank you so much. The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater, your.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Heart is true, your bell and.
Speaker 8 (42:31):
Ready.
Speaker 13 (42:33):
If you do.
Speaker 8 (42:35):
In everyone pull on mic just a little.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the car
attached would.
Speaker 7 (42:45):
Say thank you.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and
the Jewel Show is no different.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Right, It's the Jewel Show with your drunken Nina Hi.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria ramir is Hi
and who could forget the newest member of the show,
the hip Devor Sayings and he loves leftover pizza as
much as he loved his loves His college age's daughter produce.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
A freeze, say what's going on?
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Then there's me, I'm Jubeil, and this is the Jubil Show.
And it's the time of week where we check in
and see what's going on in our lives?
Speaker 1 (43:16):
So, Nina, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 8 (43:17):
Okay, So I'm having serious issues where everything is making
me cry. I'm having full blown melt down, so much
so that I ended up crying outside of the dumpster
yesterday in front of my building, a hat a dumpster. So,
I mean, even this morning, on my way into work,
there's this guy who was trying to change his tire
and it was still dark outside and it was kind
of rainy, and I.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Just started cry, why did you ever help him?
Speaker 1 (43:40):
I don't know how to change his higher.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
I don't know how to cry.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, I didn't know what to do, so I just started.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Crying, crying for the stranger who's changing his sires tried
to yeah, I was.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Just like, oh my god, I can't believe that. Guys
in the rain.
Speaker 11 (43:53):
It was so sad.
Speaker 8 (43:54):
So now we're getting to this point where I just
can't control it and it just has to come out
when it needs to come out. And yesterday I was
taking out a bunch of boxes because I just moved
into a new place, so I'm cleaning everything out. So
I go to dump everything in the dumpster. And while
I did that, I dropped my keys into the dumpster.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Oh, I would try about that.
Speaker 8 (44:12):
So my mom's watching me because she was helping me,
and I sit there and I just start crying. I
sat on the floor like a two year old, and
I just started crying on the cement, full blown melt
down because I was like, of course, now my keys
are in the dumpster, I have to jump in the trash.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
I have to get my keys. So I jumped in
the trash.
Speaker 8 (44:27):
My mom took a picture, so if you follow us
at the Jubile show, you can see me in the
trash can.
Speaker 6 (44:32):
All right, that.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Deserved to cry, though, that's suck.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Good for you for jumping in the dumpster. I would
have just been like, well, I'm never getting back into
my place.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Or anything else. Victoria, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 9 (44:46):
I am very annoyed because I think I'm also shrinking,
like not in a good way where it's like, oh,
skate queen.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
No, I think like my height shreaking.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Is that really?
Speaker 17 (44:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Because I don't think I'm that short, like you're.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Five foot nothing.
Speaker 9 (44:57):
Hey, I'm five foot two, five foot three and a
good day, thank you very much. Okay, But because I
buy my jeans, and I even bought a pair that
like I thought they were shorter in length, And now
I can't leave the house making sure they're all stitchy up,
which is like a little like a little object that
I can I have to stick.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
To the back of them because I not. I almost
felt on the stairs the other day, like running down
the stairs.
Speaker 8 (45:16):
Okay, are you sure you're not a skinny queen, because
if you're a skinny queen, they're falling off your waist,
and then they're longer because you're not shrinking.
Speaker 9 (45:22):
No, I just know that, like they're I buy them in.
They just are too long to start with, I don't
think so.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
That's a U problem. So soon you're gonna be like
four foot yeah.
Speaker 9 (45:33):
And then and then I'm.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Like, I wrote you some phone books to sit on
in the studio so that you can watch the extrophone.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Produce a freeze with some of you.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
This week, I think I have ADHD really, Yeah, welcome
to the club. Yeah yeah, I'm finding myself all week
this week trying to watch a show and turning something
on and then within fifteen minutes of watching it, I'm
on my phone scrolling and I look up and I
have no idea what's going on in the show. I'm
not interested anymore, so I go look for another show,
find something else, start watching the same thing. I have
(46:07):
not watched something like through completion all week.
Speaker 9 (46:11):
I think if you see to find a better show, homie,
I don't know what service are you watching, but like
it's not normal though, don't we all do that.
Speaker 5 (46:16):
There's nothing that's keeping my attention for more than like
fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Ye also TikTok unfortunately. I mean, I don't know, you
also could have it. It sucks, not gonna.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Lie, but it looks like it does.
Speaker 9 (46:27):
I mean, I have a great time douget wrong on
my own head, but no one else enjoys it around me.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
But yeah, I suffer from add ADHD whatever whatever it is.
And I'm the same way. But there's some good things
about it, you know, but a lot of times it
is very frustrating for the people around you.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
Yeah, I'm just skipping around, and I'm like, wait, I
just like didn't relax or like get into anything last night.
I just went, you know, from one thing to the
next and then crash.
Speaker 8 (46:51):
So Victoria and Jubel are rubbing off on you that
might be worth Maybe it's you can catch it. Yeah,
it's yel like, I got it too, so maybe enjoy this.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
What's going on with you?
Speaker 7 (47:04):
Well?
Speaker 2 (47:04):
I do have a warning for everybody in just a second,
because something very alarming happened to me the other day
and I want to just warn you about it so
the same thing doesn't happen to you. Also, I want
to thank everybody who's checked out my new song gd KP.
It just came out last week and so far the
reactions have been good from it. People like it and yeah,
so that's dope. Thank you very much for checking it
out as doing really well on the Spotify. So if
(47:26):
you type in my name, it's doing great on the
Spotify in the iHeartRadio app. So if you got those, hey,
listen for all the people that say I'm too old
to be trying to do music. There you God, just
check it out on the Spotify.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
You just type it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
You can just type in anybody you want to listen to,
Like I type in Meltorme all the time and come
right up. But you can, Yeah, you can type in
my name jubil Fresh and then my songs. I'll come
up there and you can check out the new one.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
But the warning that I do want to give to
people is don't throw your dental floss in the toilet.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Bro I've been told that before too, but I always
do it. I don't know this was an issue.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Well, if you do, remember that you did it, because
I did that the other morning. I threw my dental
floss in the toilet and forgot about it, and then
I had to use the restaurant later in the day
and I thought I had a tapeworm.
Speaker 6 (48:22):
I thought, I.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
Literally was like, what is that? What is that?
Speaker 2 (48:26):
So it was about forty five minutes of me like panicking,
pulling up pictures of a tapeworm.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Being like I knew it.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Like my anxiety manifests in ways where I think I've
always got something anyway, So for that moment, I was
sure that I had tape worm coming out of me,
and I have to get to the doctor right away.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
What do I do do I fish this thing out
to take it to the doctor. I don't want to
have to.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Do that in and then I remembered, Oh, yeah, I
threw my floss in there this morning.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
It's just dental floss crisis. Subverted, you're gonna be okay,
how many minutes a panic?
Speaker 18 (48:59):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
I was about forty five minutes. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
Also the pictures I had to look at because I
thought I might know it say or scarred me for life.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
So just remember where you throw your dinner flosses.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
All give us three minutes and we'll give you everything
you need to know for the day.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Brought to you by Muckles.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
She being go in auburn your home form MACHINEO, it's
time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 8 (49:17):
We If you're hoping to get a raise this year,
there's a pretty good chance you will get one, but
it's going to be called a peanut butter raise.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
What what So.
Speaker 8 (49:23):
If you're getting looking for that raise, Yeah, a peanut
butter raise, I'll tell you what it is.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
I was gonna make that cute, but just let me
tell you what it is in a moment.
Speaker 8 (49:33):
First, we're reviewing twenty twenty five because you know, we
can't stay focused on where we are right now for
probably good reason, but most Americans are now rating twenty
twenty five as the year of Man.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
So I yeah, I did not like twenty twenty five
at all. Man, it was kind of and.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
It wasn't like there wasn't there wasn't anything incredibly tragic
that happened in my life in twenty twenty five. Just
the whole year just felt, like you said, Nina.
Speaker 4 (49:59):
Man, Yeah, nothing great, nothing teary.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Like when is this year gonna be over? It's just
it was such a dry hump.
Speaker 4 (50:06):
Okay, I've never heard anyone call it a year.
Speaker 8 (50:10):
I haven't either, But you know, you could probably chime
in on this survey.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
Let's change the order me to the dry hop.
Speaker 8 (50:19):
But according to two thousand people who participated in this survey,
they rated twenty twenty five of five point three out
of ten.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Yeah, I would agree that.
Speaker 14 (50:27):
Men.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Yeah, I'm wanna go ahead and rate this year very
thumbs down. Meth too, but anyway, hey.
Speaker 4 (50:33):
Don't put that into the universes. Here's gonna be great. Yeah,
I pray vibes this year.
Speaker 11 (50:37):
My fault.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
I didn't make it like this.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
You're bringing the vibes. My vibes up. This year for
me is all thumbs up.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
We're sticking those thumbs girl, You're aggressive with those. Thus
you traded in the dry homp for some thumbs up.
Speaker 10 (50:51):
And that Yeah, a plus that's all you sister, whatever
you do, don't get so out of control that you
start throwing tampa in the club, because if you do,
you could go to jail.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
So Haley Bieber has a sister.
Speaker 8 (51:05):
Her name's Aleyah and she was in the club and
got into some type of argument with a woman and
she threw her tampon at her. And now she was
just found guilty and crimical of guilty of battery, and
so they're seeking her in jail. Well, she could face
a year in jail. She probably won't go at all.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
But is it like out of her purse or something.
Speaker 5 (51:24):
Yeah, that's very key detail.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Yeah, probably it was out of uppers.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
That's a good way to end a fight though, Like
that would stop everything, Just like, did you.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
Just it'll clear the club?
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Yeah? You you just threw it.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Never mind, I'm leaving. I've gotta go. You win, you win,
you win.
Speaker 3 (51:49):
That's on Saturday.
Speaker 8 (51:50):
Honestly, when I first read the headline, I was like,
you can't get in trouble. Call that battery, But once
I read further where it came from, I was like, oh,
that's definitly she like that's battery.
Speaker 4 (51:59):
She's squatted down and just ground was like that.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
I think she was wearing a dress, so it wasn't difficult.
Speaker 9 (52:04):
I'm just saying, like that's what she would have done, Like,
did no one want to like talk she's reason.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
For a gun. Oh that's way worse. Yeah, so I
guess rightfully. So she's facing up to a year in jail.
Speaker 4 (52:16):
How did no one?
Speaker 1 (52:17):
Like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
People think maybe she was just trying to end a sentence.
She's like, I'm done with this period, thank you, thank.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
You for that.
Speaker 8 (52:39):
I can't We'll move on to the peanut butter rays.
I've got really bad visuals the peanut butter rays is
as such. Basically, they're saying that everybody most likely will
get the rais, but it's going to be just a
little bit here and there so that everybody can get
the same rais. It's money getting spread out evenly, like
peanut butter on bread.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
It's a peanut butter ray.
Speaker 4 (53:00):
Want a peanut butter raise.
Speaker 9 (53:01):
I don't want to get the same rais that Like,
I don't know, I was gonna say different names, but
I don't want to make sure we don't have any
of that, Like everybody gets Yeah, someone's doing down the hall.
That's like not doing as much, Like, why did you
get the same raise?
Speaker 5 (53:13):
I personally don't mind a peanut butter raise as long
as it's chunky.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (53:19):
No, I'm starting to think what would be better than
a peanut butter raise? But I don't even know what
you would call it, like a real raise normal.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
It's ridiculous to think of this accountomy. I give people
actual money for Can we just actually give them pink butter?
What's the budget on that?
Speaker 1 (53:40):
That is what's trending.
Speaker 7 (53:43):
Jubiles dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 11 (53:51):
I sure do.
Speaker 1 (53:52):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 11 (53:54):
So? I work at a.
Speaker 20 (53:55):
Barber shop and when I'm completed with the serve and
I take the cape off of the customer, nine times
out of ten.
Speaker 7 (54:06):
I look at their package.
Speaker 1 (54:11):
Oh okay, but.
Speaker 11 (54:15):
See what I see?
Speaker 1 (54:17):
Yea Like?
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Are you able to tell what's going on there?
Speaker 15 (54:22):
Not?
Speaker 20 (54:23):
Usually, but I'm just.
Speaker 11 (54:28):
And sometimes I take a.
Speaker 7 (54:29):
Peek the first thing you're looking at?
Speaker 1 (54:32):
Has there ever been anything interesting? No? That's actually I
guess you could keep trying.
Speaker 20 (54:41):
Oh I will, Yeah, if they like their hair enough,
maybe I'll find out.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
Yeah, like, oh, you're very happy about that, haircut.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
I can give you that haircut at home. Well, is
that something that like a lot of people cut hair do?
Speaker 12 (55:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (55:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (55:07):
I feel like I'm going to be at the hair
salon next time, watching where everybody's eyes excuse me.
Speaker 1 (55:14):
Well, thank you for selling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 7 (55:17):
You're welcome, but I hope you get.
Speaker 1 (55:19):
To see something.
Speaker 11 (55:22):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (55:23):
Speaking of things like that, did you hear about the
meteorologist in Oklahoma asked viewers to share their measurements because
she was talking about snow.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
And viewers take it a whole different way. And your
reports that you've been sending in keep those coming.
Speaker 12 (55:42):
I made the mistake on Facebook.
Speaker 5 (55:44):
I asked for your measurements.
Speaker 1 (55:45):
I meant your show measurements.
Speaker 12 (55:46):
Thank you for everybody sitting in your measurements, But I do.
Speaker 1 (55:49):
Prefer people were sitting in measurements of something else, if
you know what I mean. Oh my gosh, dudes are
so like this. Why to explain it? She's a measurement,
so I definitely gotta tell her how.
Speaker 3 (56:02):
Big I mean.
Speaker 11 (56:02):
She wants me down.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
She's asking for my measurements. Hey, remember you can always
tell us a dirty little secret. All you have to
do is go to the Jeweilshow dot com and then
just click there and submit a dirty little secret, and you, too,
could be the next person to tell us about your
measurements or whatever weird thing you want to talk about.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
It's no measurements.
What's up, everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm Jimmy shartz Mustard and today I'm gonna be doing
the snort draino challenge.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
This is gonna be insane. Make sure to like and
subscribe to my channel. It's the Jewel show Man.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
The snorting draino challenge isn't a thing, but sadly, that
is something I could see a lot of people doing.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Because humans are a weird breed.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
A lot of us would literally do anything if we
thought it could put us on the level of the
hawk to.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
A girl.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Legitimate.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
And I know that because the list is going viral
of the dumbest things that people have done for social
media clout already this year.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
So let's go over it.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
You can see if you want to try one of
these or just laugh at how stupid people are when
it comes to social media. How about the sleeping in
a pool with alligators challenge? Stop, that's a thing that happened.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, is it real though? Or AI, because that is
not possible, Nina.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
That is there's death, that's definitely real. There's definitely a
kid out there who's up to a pool allegabon.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
It's happening in Florida.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
His name is Kai Sinnat. He's a streamer and he's
shocked viewers by spending time in a pool surrounded by
live alligators during a live stream live stream, a stunt
that exploded across social media and raised major safety concerns.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
He became a big deal too, he's.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
A big streamer. Like, I'm actually surprised that that happened.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
I didn't know about it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I missed the alligator part.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
The only parent, well, there's two parents in the room,
Chris and producer Freeze. And parenting today has got to
be such a challenge because you have to sit down
with your kids and go, hey, man, it's not a
good idea to sit in a pool with live alligators,
So don't do that please.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
On social media, I just feel like I need to
say that. I don't know why, but I need to.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Tell you that.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Here's another one of the dumbest things that people are
doing on social media right now.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Chaw chaw slide driving challenge.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
Seen that one you have, Nina, I thought about it,
and people attempting to swerve cars in sync with the
chaw chaw slide, you know, the dance instrutches on that
slide to the lift, and I.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Was thinking about doing it.
Speaker 8 (02:13):
When I grew up, my mom would always say that
she'd make the car dance. So the song would be
playing and my mom would do it. She would like,
drive through the lanes and we stopped, we slowed down,
and we would make the car dance. So I saw this,
I was like, Oh, it's car dancing. You make your
car dance.
Speaker 9 (02:27):
And Nina, everyone in here has said how bad of
a driver I am?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
And Nina's over here about to be swarming lanes.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Different slide and to be fair and to be fair.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I grew up in the seventies and I do have
memories of standing up in my mother's convertible, standing up
over the window, looking straight ahead while she.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Drove listening to Fleetwood Mac.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I have vivid memories of this, and she talks about
it all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And you know, I'm like, you probably shouldn't know that.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Yeah, She's like, don't tell people that. How you I
am on the radio, tell you the entire country.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Here's another one of the dumbest things that people have
done for social media. Dangerous train stunts right now is
a thing too, and viral videos people are filming themselves
performing stunts on moving trains, sometimes falling off or nearly
getting hit by the train. Subway surfers weird. It sounds fun,
but also it's very dangerous. I did something similar when
(03:24):
I was in my high school years. Yeah, we and
and you know, there were some underage activities going on
with beverages and we we would we would find we
lived out in the country and we would go out
to this railroad track that went over the freeway and
we would all participate, and then we would sit in
(03:44):
the trusses of the bridge, like the L shaped part,
like two feet from the.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Train while it went by, and we'd just sit there.
A lot of the train was going by like two
feet from our heads. It was terrifying when I think
about it. I would never do it now.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, there's a lot of things I did as a kid,
but we didn't have social media, you know, I didn't
have a social media account. That were really stupid. So
I guess humans haven't changed that much. We were just
doing it in private back in the day. We were
hoping it would go viral.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Yeah, we were just.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Doing it for the love.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Here's another one of the dumbest things that people are
doing on social media right now. If you want to
try this one, the skull breaker challenge, that sounds entertaining.
Two people kicked the legs out from under a middle jumper.
So someone jumps up and then two people kick their
legs and the head.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
That's the challenge.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Wait, it's terrible. If your legs are up in the air,
how are they kicking your legs.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
When they come back down.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
They don't need to come down, like as soon as
you jump, they just kick your legs.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Out from under you and your someone.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I would fight someone on the.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Spot, helmets on.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
No. The goal is to hit your head as hard
as possible. Wow, cause concussions, broken bones, and serious injury.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Okay, that's something like that would make me turn on any.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Buddy another turn on social media. That is one of
the dumbest things people are doing on social media right now.
For clout the Nicki Minaj high balance trend. You know
what that is? That one's cool though, people try balancing.
Wants to guess to try this one. People try balancing
in heels on weird objects. It's hard to replicated post.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
It's really really hard.
Speaker 9 (05:22):
I wanted to get Jubil to do this to be honest,
but I was like, we already broke the board.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Once, we can't do it again.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Actually, I don't know. He's not that flexible one that
I would try to do for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Hey, the Kylie Jenner lip challenge is another one of
the dumb things that people are doing on social media
right now. They try to make their lips bigger by
sucking them into cups or bottles.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I've seen that one.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Have a video of my friend doing this somewhere. I
gotta find it.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
Yeah, our lip's gone so bad.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You aren't helping, but this is harmless.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
We're not eating tide pods lips.
Speaker 10 (05:58):
Yeah, it's another jubile phone frame weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Hello, yeah, Hello, this is mister Donk. I was looking
for Colton's mom. Kelly, this is Colton's mom. Can you repeat.
Speaker 11 (06:21):
Who this is?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah, it's mister Donk.
Speaker 12 (06:26):
Donk.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Well my full name is Paul Donkler, but you know,
the kids just called me Donk. But like, oh, yeah,
I didn't tell you.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I was sorry about that school.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, I'm I'm a.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Substitute teacher this week for your son Colton's class. I
don't know if they told you, but the regular teacher
is out, so yeah, filling in. But like, have a
little bit of problem with your son and just want
to know how to appreach it.
Speaker 13 (06:53):
Okay, so nobody told me that he had a substitute
teacher this week.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
But what is the issue?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Well, like, yeah, it's just that you're a son, Colton.
He will not put the phone down, like outside of
the appropriate time to have a phone. So just wondering
how you want me to proage that because it's like
be calming an issue.
Speaker 12 (07:16):
Doesn't have a phone.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, yeah, he does.
Speaker 13 (07:22):
A cell phone. Yeah, it must be somebody else's phone.
Colton doesn't have a South phone.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
No, yeah, I gave him a phone.
Speaker 13 (07:32):
You gave him a phone?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, yeah, I gave all the kids.
Speaker 13 (07:35):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Well, it's because you know, like I'm doing a whole
thing this week on side hustles, you know, and like
how to maybe extra money, you know, I think that's
important for kids and when they.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Go are you talking Yeah, like I have a side
hustle at.
Speaker 12 (07:49):
Third grade side hustles.
Speaker 13 (07:51):
They are third graders.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (07:53):
And why do you have cell phones? Like multiple cell phones?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh yeah, Well it's because, like you know, I think
I think that in molding the youth of our nasian
and you know, they need to be aware that like
side hustling is a thing, and like there's a way
to make extra cash. And I have all the phones
because like my side hustle is like I sell cell phones,
sell like I got a boxes of them. And anyway,
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like I'm teaching Colton how to be an influencer on
the side.
Speaker 13 (08:21):
You know, you gave my son a phone. Yeah, and
now you're complaining that my son is on a phone.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, it's just like too much.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
But I do know like how you want me to
handle the sitch, you know, because like I got him
a phone, I set them up.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
With all the social accounts, taught them out of pist.
You know, we're going over browning.
Speaker 13 (08:38):
We're trying to should not need to be sir whatever
your name was, Don Monk or whatever. You need to
be asking parents permission before you start number one giving
children's phones and number two teaching them how to use
social media. People are trying to band social media right now.
This is completely inappropriate. They need to be speaking to
(08:59):
either answer or to a principle because this is outrageous.
Speaker 11 (09:03):
Like okay, it's not professional.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
If mister Donk is hearing you correctly, it sounds like
you're upset a little bit.
Speaker 13 (09:10):
Oh my gosh, are you referring to yourself in the
third person? No, I'm going to need to talk to
an actual professional and actual teaching.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Or it's just me and Kelly.
Speaker 13 (09:24):
No, yeah, there is right now.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
But then you were like saying, there's another person, it's
just donking you right now.
Speaker 13 (09:32):
You are a teacher, and you don't know what third
person means teaching our kids social media?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, no, I knew what three people means, Like I'm
able to do that moth.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
You know.
Speaker 13 (09:44):
Third Oh my gosh, you need to not be around
children or in a school or teaching anybody literally anything.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Dude is just like a notch, you know, like he
just gets at the branding.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Area if you're not.
Speaker 13 (10:00):
Oh, come on, did you even go to school?
Speaker 14 (10:04):
No?
Speaker 13 (10:07):
You call me your substitute teacher. What is actually going.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
On down, Kelly?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
This is actually Jubel from the Jebel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 13 (10:18):
You're gonna have to repeat that one more.
Speaker 9 (10:20):
TI.
Speaker 13 (10:20):
I am on a tent.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
This is Jubil from the Jewbeil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
It's a joke.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
He said that you are you are you dunk?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (10:32):
Yes, no heart.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
He said that your kid's been wanting a phone and
he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 14 (10:41):
I'm gonna wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Brought to you by Muckle Shoot Being Go in Auburn
your home for MACHINEO. It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 8 (10:51):
I'm not ready to start talking about Valentine's Day, but
here we are. You know, sweethearts, the candy that you
know comes out in those little box that's that's like
love me or whatever they say.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
The world's oldest candy.
Speaker 8 (11:02):
Yeah, it feels like it. That tastes like chalk. Well,
they're ruining the fun this year. They've got a new
way of ruining love. Honestly in my humble opinion.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
But I'll tell you what that.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
Is in just a second. But first, Harry Styles is
really upsetting people. That's been a range of emotions since
Harry Styles announced that he has a residency at Madison
Square Garden in New York coming up in the fall.
So the reason why it's a rollercoaster. It's first, it's like,
oh my gosh, it's been so long. I can't wait,
Harry Ah, let me go buy tickets. Oh no, I
hate you because your tickets are too expensive and I
(11:34):
can't afford it.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
They're really expensive.
Speaker 8 (11:36):
The tour is called Together Together, and so the fans
are reacting to that tour name too, being like you're
calling it together together, but how can we be together
when it's not affordable. We're talking about tickets upwards of
one thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (11:48):
Originally when the tickets went on sale, there were some
tickets you could get for.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Around fifty dollars, but that didn't last long.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
Well, but I feel like it's not his fault, though
I feel like it might be scalpers.
Speaker 14 (11:57):
Well.
Speaker 8 (11:57):
I think it's a combination of both, because now he's
also going on tour in seven other countries huh, and
the UK being one of them. So some of those
people are also trying to buy tickets and they were
looking at closer to one thousand dollars. Webley Stadium does
start at around one thirty, but then it goes up
and those tickets don't stay that way for very long,
Like they're changing on the website, which is strange. Which
(12:17):
is strange, and it must be because of demand. I mean,
everything is about money, but that's insanity.
Speaker 9 (12:23):
All the peristyles meant like, I didn't mean you and
me together, guys, I meant you guys.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yeah, yeah it might, But.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
Think about you being that artist, even if it's not
up to you, even if it is the promoters that
are charging one thousand dollars for a ticket? Are you
going to allow your fans to have to miss out
because they can't afford in one thousand dollars ticket. I'm
not just playing shows for people that are like not
paying rent because they want to see me. Like, I
don't know, I feel like you'd have to do something
(12:50):
about that.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
I feel like there's a better way, Like there's got
to be a way to keep prices under control.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Right.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
It just seems so outrageous to me that websites can
post things that have been inflated that much.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, it does seem kind of ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I'm not sure how I would feel about it if
I was an artist, right, well, but I had shows
like that, like at Madison Square Garden. I mean it depends,
like on the back end, if it was something that, jeezus,
excuse me, my allergies a killing me. But if it
was something like I was at Madison Square Garden and
that's what it has to be that expensive in order
for us to put on the show, then I would
think about maybe moving it to a venue where I
(13:25):
could make it more affordable.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
Right.
Speaker 9 (13:27):
Well, Also, so many other artists who like they will
go back and make sure their prices are lowered for
their fans or.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
You're paying for a portion of it as the artists
to ensure that these fans can be there for however much,
I don't know. There has to be a way for
the artists to look out for the fans a little
bit more. I mean, everybody's trying to make money, I know,
but it just seems that's outrageous together together, but we
can't be together.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I would mean, I would just be like, all right, cool,
if you can't afford the thousand dollars ticket, you can
stream it for one hundred.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
And fifty bucks, right and then double up. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
I don't want to be together at all.
Speaker 8 (14:06):
He's over The thing is and you can think about
it for fifty I might, Hey, the one, I don't
have a hundred and fifty dollars to watch it from home.
If I want to be there, if I want to
see you, I want to be breathing the same air as.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
You in high definition.
Speaker 15 (14:25):
Though.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, I would also sell air that I breathed for
seven hundred dollars. Yeah, I guess I wouldn't charge them
by people would buy that.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
As we get closer to Super Bowl weekend, there's all
kinds of festivities like the All Star Flag Football Game.
So YouTube has just revealed the celebrities taking part in
this game. Their two captains this year are going to
be j Balvin and comedian Drew Ski. Quarterbacks were retired
quarterbacks Cam Newton and Michael Vick will also be a
part of it.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Benson Boone, Kane Brown just a backflip, I know it
will right.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
And then steal somebody's flag. That would be so sick
he would win. But that's gonna air on Saturday, February
seventh on YouTube. And then down to these sweethearts that
are just ruining love. I hate this kind of just
because even if it is realistic, I know you don't
know what I'm talking about yet. Sweethearts is adding practical
conversation hearts with messages like split rent, share carpool. Yeah yeah,
(15:29):
but like you know, this stuff isn't real anyway. This
type of like love that we're celebrating on Valentine's Day
is the fantasy love. It's not real love. Real love
should be celebrated every day. Fantasy love is celebrated on
Valentine's Day. So what I don't want is you to
send me or give me some heart that says split rent.
Speaker 14 (15:45):
No, it was.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Somebody asking you to move in with them. That's how
they did it.
Speaker 8 (15:49):
Oh, I want on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I want the fantasy. We had about three point five
seconds where she.
Speaker 8 (16:01):
Followed because I would be happy just to get anything at
this point, you know, like I have to also stay
true to who I am.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
So but that is what's trending. It's time for another
call of booty at a level where you.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Have to call up your significant mother or whoever you
want and see if you can get them to leave
what they're doing right now to meet you for a
booty call.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
And it's not dirty.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
You can't say anything blunt or tell them exactly what
you want them to meet you for.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
We give you a theme to use as in the window.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
We've had Disney movies, Yeah, had board games and things
like that. It's always an hilarious, hilarious phone call to
see if the person they're calling can understand what they're
trying to talk about. And right now Will is on
the phone to do a call of booty. Will you
want to call your wife Mackenzie.
Speaker 16 (16:44):
Yeah, that's what I want to do. I'd love this. Okay,
this segment. I've been listening to it and I want to.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I want to do one with my wife.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So where where is she right now? What is she
doing during the day.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
She's a lawyer. She works at serious office.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Okay, so she's like, actually, probably very busy then if
she's a.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Lawyer always yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Do you think that she'll actually leave her job right
now to come and meet you for a call of Booty?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I don't know, man, she can be really busy.
Speaker 16 (17:16):
She's got meetings all the time, and she she's a
bit high strung.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
But she's a lawyer, so I guess I could see that.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
So, yeah, you're looking for a challenge, that's why you're
doing this call in the first place.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
You just want the challenge of getting her to come home.
Speaker 16 (17:31):
Absolutely, Yeah, let's see what happens. But like, she's got
a lot of meetings today and I know it'll annoy the.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Joy.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Oh, you're ready for the couch broship.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Right, Well, but if you can actually get convince her
to come home, that's pretty cool. Then if you're saying
that she's kind of like that, it.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Would be great for everybody. I think we'll just put
it in a better mood to make.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
All right.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Well, like I said, you're about to call your wife
to do a call of booty and see if you'll
get her to leave her job. Right now, she's a lawyer,
so she's at the office, and you can't say anything dirty.
You can't be blunt. We give you a topic to
use as in the window and today will celebrity names.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Oh so you have to use celebrity.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Names to try to get her to leave. I don't
even really know how you do that, But you think
you're up for the challenge.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
I'll give it a shot. I think I know enough.
I want a lot of.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Movies, you know enough celebrity names.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Yeah, yeah, let's do this.
Speaker 17 (18:35):
I think I can handle it, okay, all right, and
we'll be able to talk to you without her hearing
us for the until, you know, until we come on
the phone and let her know that we're there, so
we can try to feed you some celebrity names if
we need to as well, if you get stuck.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Oh perfect.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Will is on the phone, and he's about to call
his wife, Mackenzie, who is a lawyer working at a
office right now, and see if she'll leave her job
to come meet him for a call of booty. And remember,
you can't be dirty, it's completely family friendly. Can we
give you a topic to use as an innuindo if
you have to see a first, they can understand what
you're talking about when you call them, and if they'll
(19:12):
actually leave their job to meet you for a call
of booty. And today Will is going to call his wife,
but he can only use celebrity names as the innu
window for what he wants to do.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Will, are you all ready to go?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Let's do this?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 12 (19:38):
This is Mackenzie. Hey babe, Oh hey, hey, where are
you calling me from? This number is blocked?
Speaker 16 (19:51):
Oh that's weird. I'm not sure why, how's your day going.
Speaker 18 (19:58):
Oh there's this new client that I've been telling you about,
actually the divorce case, and she's just that crazy, like wow,
somehow she thinks she's just going to get away with
everything when she's the one who was cheating with her
plates instructor.
Speaker 16 (20:18):
Wow, babe, I don't know how you do it, really though. Honestly,
I was just calm to see if you wanted to
get out.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
Of there right now, get out of where, leave work?
Speaker 11 (20:33):
Wait, what's going on? Is everything okay?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Yeah, everything's fine. I just wanted to see if maybe
you wanted.
Speaker 16 (20:41):
To, you know, Jake Gillenhall me, what, Yeah, you know,
like put out of work and maybe we could get
ben Affleck.
Speaker 11 (20:52):
For a while. Get Affleck. Yeah, I'm not just.
Speaker 16 (21:00):
Get a little ben Affleck and I'll even Matt damon
you if you're lucky.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
Whoa babe?
Speaker 11 (21:08):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Please, sweetie baby, please pay attention.
Speaker 18 (21:13):
Okay, yeah I am, but you're you're making absolutely no sense.
Speaker 12 (21:18):
And I've got a meeting with another client about fifteen minutes.
Speaker 16 (21:22):
Then leave after the meeting. Look, it's been a while
since we Timothy Shallomade.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
You know when just here at home.
Speaker 16 (21:29):
We wanted him to get here and Matthew McConaughey, my,
Kate Blanchett, you.
Speaker 18 (21:33):
Know you're saying it's been a while since we Timothy
Shallomade like the actor from the Marty Supreme movie.
Speaker 11 (21:44):
What you want to watch movies?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
No, I want to make movies.
Speaker 16 (21:52):
I'm sitting here thinking of getting Sydney Sweetey with you
for a LUNX get it.
Speaker 12 (21:57):
Come on, getting Sydney sweetyed for lunch? Like, are you
saying just celebrities?
Speaker 11 (22:09):
Like for no reason?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
What is going on?
Speaker 16 (22:11):
Trying to get you to understand I'm saying those to
mean something else. Come on, don't you want to get
all nasty Natalie Portman with me?
Speaker 18 (22:24):
Oh my gosh, I get what you're saying now like this,
it's so weird, but I get it. It sounds like
you want me to come home and like whoa and yeah,
I don't know who am I right?
Speaker 12 (22:49):
Whoa?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Whoa?
Speaker 10 (22:50):
Whoa?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
I didn't know. I didn't mean for you to be
so explicit there. I mean, come on, I just wanted
you to Morgan my Freeman.
Speaker 14 (23:02):
Uh No, that that that one sounds weird, like I
want the opposite.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
Of that.
Speaker 16 (23:09):
You want to Brad hit it, we could do that.
Speaker 18 (23:16):
Look, I told you I have a meeting in about
fifteen minutes, so if you can get here in five, like,
we have.
Speaker 12 (23:21):
Enough time to just lock the conference room doors real quick.
Speaker 7 (23:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I hey.
Speaker 8 (23:29):
McKenzie, Oh that nasty apartment gotter, McKenzie.
Speaker 11 (23:35):
What what's going on?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Whose people? This is a radio show. It's called The
Jubil Show. My name is Jubil.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Hi'm McKenzie, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and this Yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:45):
You've been on the phone.
Speaker 8 (23:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
We did a segment called Call of Booty, where call
your significant other and see if you can get them
to leave work to meet you for a Call of Booty.
But you can only use themes that we tell you
to use so that it's not dirty.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
And you're about to busines into that.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
But it sounds like will succeedediculous job.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah, that's my baby. I love it.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
What am I some sort of mentally challenged airhead?
Speaker 11 (24:17):
No, not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 12 (24:20):
It was like, why am I even listening to you?
Speaker 7 (24:22):
To begin with?
Speaker 11 (24:23):
Your virgin who can't try?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria
your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez at a game
of trivia for comedian John Mulaney. Tickets and let's meet
today's contestant for you, Verus Victoria.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Hello, who's this, Raider? What's up? How are you?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
I thought I've played you before.
Speaker 11 (24:45):
I'm good times.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
I've won those times?
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Yeah, three times? Isn't that called a hat trick? That
was like, yeah, okay, all right, righty, you're gone for
your hat trick?
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Yeah, I just I should ask, but I'm going to
how old are you?
Speaker 12 (25:03):
I'm fourteen?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
He played her at twelve thirteen? Now fourteen, Victoria?
Speaker 18 (25:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
What is your degree in? Victoria?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Communications? Obviously? I talk on the radio.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
All right, Here we go thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
And Raider, you know the game is played. You have
thirty I already said it. Reader, you know how the
game is played? Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
All right, Victoria's outside and your time starts.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
Now.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
What color do you get when you mix red and white?
Speaker 7 (25:41):
Think?
Speaker 8 (25:42):
What animal's fingerprints are so close to humans that they've
confused crime scenes, Mikey. What everyday object was invented because
somebody hated writing long letters?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
What food never expires?
Speaker 11 (25:56):
Oh honey?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
What body part continues to grow your entire life?
Speaker 7 (26:00):
Life?
Speaker 12 (26:02):
Your skin?
Speaker 8 (26:03):
What do you use to unlock a door? What was
the first item ever sold on eBay?
Speaker 12 (26:11):
A Pokemon card?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
All right, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while she's getting settled, Raider, here's a
question for you. How do you listen to the Jubil
Show on the radio radio or do you stream it?
Speaker 11 (26:27):
Typically just the radio in the car.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Have you ever thought about streaming it?
Speaker 14 (26:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Sometimes you should.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Do you have a device at home like an Alexa
or Hey Google or anything like that.
Speaker 11 (26:40):
Ye have an Alexa?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
You have Alexa? Yeah, it's very simple. You just be like,
hey Alexa, stream the Jubil Show and it'll do it
or anything, zero effort and it's the best way to
listen to this show.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Okay, so good you, Rader. I hope you call back
like every you're until you're like twenty five.
Speaker 12 (27:04):
I will try.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Here we go Victoria thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass,
and you have to beat Raider outright to win, and
Rader you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 11 (27:16):
Three two one go?
Speaker 8 (27:18):
What color do you get when you mix red and
white pink? What animal's fingerprints are so close to humans
they've confused CROs scenes? What everyday objects was invented because
somebody hated writing long letters?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Wrong letters? U dang ding ding thing typewriter?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
What food never expires? Beans?
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Canned beans? Can food? Can food?
Speaker 14 (27:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Beats Sam, it's bam right.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
What body part continues to grow your entire life? And
we know where Victoria's mind went instantly? Who I really?
Speaker 7 (27:59):
I'd be so happy?
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Be right?
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Which does?
Speaker 16 (28:05):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
We'll get the answers in a second, but let's send
it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys
did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Our producer Freeze.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Raider came through with three correct and Victoria had one.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Rader, you did it.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Again another year, another victory.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Congrats Rator, you beat Victoria.
Speaker 12 (28:23):
Try next year and beat you against the four time.
Speaker 8 (28:26):
Yeah, I mean, listen, he gets by, we gotta give
him a trophy.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah. If you if you every year up to five years,
we'll give you a five year trophy if you beat
her next year in the year after. All right, that
is a promise. All right, let's get the answers in
the Pink is.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
The color you get when you mix red and white.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
Koalas fingerprints are actually so close to humans that they've
confused crime.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Scene but doing crime. That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 11 (28:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (28:54):
This must have been in Australia, but that's where they've
had problems. The postcard was the everyday object that was
invented because somebody hated writing way on letters.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
You still have to write on those things.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Yeah, you don't have to really, You just put the
address on it.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, you can just send it like that, like, hey,
here's a picture of where I'm at, and then really, yeah,
actually that's like.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
A description of the picture that's on it or whatever
that's printed on the back for you, so you don't
have to write anything.
Speaker 9 (29:18):
Every single movie I've seen they write long letters on
this postcard.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
You can do whatever you want. It's just shorter than
a letter.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
You know, kind of wroteen either written either of them.
Speaker 7 (29:30):
Cool.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
The food that never expires is honey, dang. The part
of your body that continues to grow, Your entire life.
I would have accepted two answers, your nose and your ears.
A key does n't lock a door. And then the
first item ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Wait, a key does not lock a door.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
It does unlocks the door, unlock a door. I don't
think you made it that.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah, you didn't even get to that question.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Don't worry about it. You definitely did.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
That was the other one you would have got right.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I like those because the kind of give there like
a brain explosion.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
We play u Verus Victoria this same time every single
weekday morning.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I remember, if you want to.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Play, all you have to do is d m us
at the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot
com and you too can be like Raider and make
it a lifelong tradition to beating Victoria.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
On Raider, he needs his mom to get to win
the tickets.
Speaker 7 (30:19):
You know, you gotta.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Trash talking.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
It's time to catch a cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Chelsea's on the phone today for to catch cheater and
she thinks that her husband of a year named Fabian
might be cheating on her. So in a second, we'll
see if we can catch him. But first, Chelsea, tell
us what's going on. Why do you think Fabian's cheating?
Speaker 14 (30:44):
So I typically would never think he would cheat on me,
but two weeks ago something happened that has just made
me question everything is a little shady.
Speaker 11 (30:53):
So at two in the morning, I got a.
Speaker 14 (30:55):
Phone alert on my you know, like the ring camera, yeah,
and that someone was out in the front door, at
the front door, and I didn't recognize the person, but
she was clearly drunk, just really drunk and could barely
stand up straight.
Speaker 11 (31:08):
I kind of nudged Fabian awake.
Speaker 14 (31:09):
And I showed him the feed, and he looked panic
and ran downstairs.
Speaker 11 (31:14):
You know.
Speaker 14 (31:14):
He started talking to her and she was crying and
yelling at him to like let her in.
Speaker 11 (31:19):
It seemed like that's what it seemed like.
Speaker 14 (31:22):
And after a couple of minutes he walked back upstairs
and went to bed.
Speaker 11 (31:27):
You know, I asked him who it was.
Speaker 14 (31:29):
He just said it was some drunk woman that was
at the wrong house, and he reassured me that it
was no big deal. So I trusted that We've never
really had trust issues before, so I was like, okay, no,
I guess that's weird, but okay, but I, you know,
something was just irking me about it, so I kind
of wouldn't let it go. And then the day after that,
I looked at the ring camera again and I saw
(31:51):
that there was the weird drunk girl back.
Speaker 11 (31:54):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 14 (31:55):
The next day and Fabian came to the door and
greeted her and they talked for a few minutes and
he gave or something and then she left. So now
I'm just wondering, who is this girl? How could I
figure out? You know, is he cheating?
Speaker 11 (32:07):
Like I mean, he has to know who she is,
I would.
Speaker 8 (32:10):
Assume, and it feels like he knows her just from
those interactions. So the second time, was she drunk also
or she just showed up?
Speaker 11 (32:18):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (32:18):
She I couldn't really tell if she was drunk, but
she looked a little pissed off and I rate and.
Speaker 11 (32:24):
Just not not. You know, I don't know if she
was drunk or just mad.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Did you tell at all what it was that he
gave her?
Speaker 14 (32:31):
I couldn't tell it all. It was really small and
I couldn't make out in the footage what it was.
And then she left after that, and I don't know
I haven't told him that I know about this footage.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Did you listen to the audio from the camera.
Speaker 14 (32:46):
No, Unfortunately mine doesn't have the audio. It's just like
the basic camera functions.
Speaker 11 (32:50):
But if you just didn't see it me, you can't
hear anything. I wish because then I might have some answer.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (32:57):
So when she left that second time after her something,
did she look like still angry or kind of more
at peace?
Speaker 14 (33:05):
She looked more relieved, like once whatever he gave her something,
Whatever it is he gave her, I just can't tell.
Speaker 11 (33:12):
I mean, I really never thought he would cheat on me.
Speaker 14 (33:14):
We have a very like open and honest relationship. We
talk about everything, and we're really good friends. So I
just never thought he would cheat on me.
Speaker 11 (33:21):
So now I'm just wondering who this girl is. I
would love for him to explain himself to me.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (33:27):
Outside of that, has he been acting different towards you?
I mean, seeing her is very alarming.
Speaker 11 (33:32):
Yeah, I haven't really noticed the difference. It was just
this weird thing, and I don't I can't shake it.
I'm just it's driving me crazy.
Speaker 14 (33:39):
I want to know what's going on and who she is,
and do I have anything.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
To worry about a weird girl, and you haven't asked
him about the second time she showed up.
Speaker 11 (33:49):
No, I haven't even told him. I know about it.
I don't. I didn't really know how to confront it.
Speaker 14 (33:54):
I'm not very confrontational, So I thought you guys can
kind of ease that, you know, ease the confrontation and
kind of help me maybe a little bit.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Right in the middle of to catch a teeter and
if you're just joining us, Chelsea is on the phone
and she thinks that her husband of a year named
Fabian might be cheating on her, and we're about to
call him apportunit to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewards card member at and say that every
single month, we choose a one lucky rewards member who
gets free flowers delivered from our Florida department, and we'll
see if he sends those to his wife, Chelsea or
to somebody else, and we'll see if we can catch
(34:21):
them cheating. Before we do that, though, Chelsea, why don't
you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 14 (34:25):
Yeah, so we have been together for four years, living
together for a few years.
Speaker 11 (34:29):
I'm married for.
Speaker 14 (34:30):
A year now, and I've never had issues like this before,
or any trust issues. But yeah, I saw in the
ring camera that there was a really drunk girl one
night at two o'clock in the morning, and she came
back the next day and they had a small interaction,
and obviously he knows this girl. I don't know if
it's someone he's seeing, or who she is, or what
(34:51):
the deal is, but I really need to know.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Okay, you ready for us to try and see if
we can figure it out?
Speaker 11 (34:56):
Yes? Please?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from so. I was
looking for our rewards card member named Babe speaking Hi Fabian.
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big thank you very much
for being such a loyal customer. Congratulations here this month's winner.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
You know you want to send them to what?
Speaker 6 (35:25):
I send what to?
Speaker 5 (35:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
The flowers Every single month maybe maybe you didn't know this.
Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards card member
who gets free flowers delivered from our new and improved
Orral apartment. You've actually won thirty six long stim red roses,
a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want within the fifty
United States, absolutely free.
Speaker 6 (35:44):
Wow, I never went anything. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Yeah, I know, I know who I want to send
them to. Oh great, that was going to be my
next question. So I can do that over the phone
in just a couple of minutes. If you want to
do that right now, I'm prepared to do that, or
I can call.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
You back now, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Great. First thing I'll need from you.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Is just the name person last, I'm the person you
like to send them to, and then if you want
to put anything on a card, and after that we'll
get the address and be good to go.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
Yeah, the name is Melanie, and uh.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Anything you want to put on a card to Melanie?
Speaker 19 (36:18):
Yeah, can you please write I'm sorry about the other night.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
I'll make it up to you. Promise.
Speaker 11 (36:26):
Who the hell is Melanie Chol Yes, I would like
to know who Melanie is. I can't even believe my
ears right now.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah, fabe, And this is actually the Jewbile Show and
that's your wife. We do a segment called to Catch
a Cheater where if you think somebody's cheating on you,
you see you They send flowers too.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
So wait, Chelse.
Speaker 19 (36:43):
Okay, first off, I'm aware of the show with the
catch a cheater before, so oh I know how things work,
and I swear I am not cheating. I promise you
I am not cheating.
Speaker 14 (36:54):
Well, I saw on the footage from the other day.
I mean that drunk woman that you said I had
nothing to worry about. You said she he was just
at the wrong house. Ye actually came back. I saw
the footage and you gave her something?
Speaker 7 (37:04):
What did you give her?
Speaker 11 (37:05):
Who is this person?
Speaker 6 (37:07):
Okay, Like, I promise I can explain. Just so.
Speaker 19 (37:11):
Melanie is my friend Matt's girlfriend. Remember I talked about
her before. She's a total absolute mess. They're always fighting
and half the time they're breaking things.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Is Melanie is the girl at the door?
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Yeah, that is the girl at the door.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Why does she come to you?
Speaker 11 (37:28):
Yeah? And why at two am did she show up
at our doorstep?
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Okay?
Speaker 19 (37:32):
Well, so that night, you know, they were fighting at
the bar and I got there around tennis and they
were already like full explosion, you know.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Just she was.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
Drunk and was getting.
Speaker 19 (37:42):
Even drunker, and so Matt gave me her keys so
she wouldn't drive home because he didn't want her to
like get in an accident, and I guess she just
ubered to our place lead at night and was banging
on the door when she was asking for her keys.
And I didn't want her to drink and drives though
I said no, but you had to come back the
next day.
Speaker 14 (38:03):
Well, why did you lie to me in the first
place when she was there at two am?
Speaker 11 (38:06):
Why did you say it was just some girl who
had the wrong address. Why would you say that It
doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 19 (38:11):
Hey, it was two in the morning. I was half
asleep and I didn't want to get into the whole thing.
Speaker 6 (38:16):
Right then.
Speaker 19 (38:17):
I swear there's like nothing going on between me and
this woman. I literally just wanted to have this solution
to get this out of the way and keep you
out of it, because I felt like they're so messy.
I just didn't want the mess to go into us.
Speaker 6 (38:29):
Like.
Speaker 11 (38:29):
I don't know, Fabian, I'm not buying this.
Speaker 14 (38:31):
It's just it sounds really fishy and sketchy. Something isn't
adding off here. Why would you give Melanie those roses
like please, and then you wrote a.
Speaker 11 (38:39):
Note I'll make it up to you, I promise. What
is that about? How could you do this to me.
Speaker 19 (38:44):
That was actually part of my revenge because Matt made
me get tangled in this whole situation. So I did
feel bad.
Speaker 14 (38:51):
But.
Speaker 6 (38:53):
Without giving her keys.
Speaker 14 (38:54):
This is actual both. Seriously, I know when you're lying.
I can tell when you're lying of how your voice sound.
I know you are not being honest with me right now.
You have to tell me the truth. What is actually
going on here? Seriously, I'm am my with ten.
Speaker 19 (39:07):
Now, Okay, I'm it didn't mean anything. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 11 (39:13):
I didn't mean anything. What are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (39:16):
It was an accident?
Speaker 11 (39:18):
Now do you accidentally? What was an accident? What did
you do? Tell me?
Speaker 6 (39:22):
Like I said, we should talk later.
Speaker 7 (39:25):
We're not on you later.
Speaker 14 (39:26):
You can get this out right now. You can tell
me what happened, because obviously something happened. You obviously cheapd
on me. That's what happened here. I knew I should
talk my instincts. Okay, we were drunk and now she
thinks she loves me.
Speaker 11 (39:41):
Drunk doing what like? What are you talking about? You
guys were drunk, so you guys hook up? When did
you look up that night? The first night that she
was there for do at two am? What did you
give her?
Speaker 12 (39:49):
Was it really her?
Speaker 11 (39:50):
Key?
Speaker 6 (39:50):
I was?
Speaker 14 (39:51):
What are you talking about? You need to tell me details.
We've only been married for a year. Are you serious?
Speaker 11 (39:56):
Right now?
Speaker 6 (39:57):
Imagine how I feel. I never thought I would do
that to you.
Speaker 12 (40:02):
Kay right now, de cerious?
Speaker 11 (40:06):
How could you do this? I don't understand.
Speaker 14 (40:08):
Like I thought we had such a good, honest relationship.
I never would have pictured this ever happening. And I
just couldn't shake it. I thought something was weird about
this girl. It just didn't feel right to me.
Speaker 11 (40:18):
What did you guys do? Where did you hook up?
Is this your friend's girlfriend and you're hooking up at
your friend's girlfriend? Is this real right now? Or some really? Girls?
Speaker 7 (40:25):
Do you really want all the details? Do you really
want the details?
Speaker 12 (40:29):
I deserve to know.
Speaker 19 (40:30):
It happened a month ago, a month going on every Sunday.
Speaker 14 (40:34):
Who are you serious? You told me you were hanging
out with the guys on Sunday?
Speaker 19 (40:40):
I know, and I was with Math, But then when
he passed out, Melanie and I would heal away.
Speaker 14 (40:48):
Oh my god, this is so messy. You're insane. I
can't believe that you would.
Speaker 11 (40:52):
Do this to me. I can't.
Speaker 6 (40:54):
I mean I think we can get past this.
Speaker 14 (40:56):
Right, No, we cannot get past this is like way
too much. I never would have expected this to happen.
Speaker 11 (41:03):
I can't. You would throw away our.
Speaker 15 (41:06):
Four years together over You threw away are four years together.
Speaker 11 (41:11):
You threw away this marriage.
Speaker 14 (41:12):
You threw that away, not me and some stupid girl
who can't even stand up straight half the time.
Speaker 11 (41:18):
I don't even know. Sometimes she was half drunk. I
don't know.
Speaker 19 (41:21):
Yeah, I know she's a mess. But I'm a mess too.
Sometimes I guess messes address each other.
Speaker 15 (41:26):
I'm not gonna love this mess anymore. A guy makes
one mistake and it's all over one mistake. There is
not one mistake. That's several mistakes and are.
Speaker 14 (41:36):
Flowers and like have fun with it. Then you threw
away this marriage. Don't blame that on me.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
I'm hanging up on him. I can't listen to another
little bit of that, Chelsea.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
I'm so sorry. I feel like this is the best
thing that kind of ever happened to you, Chelsea.
Speaker 8 (41:49):
This guy is like full blown pathological gaslighting machine.
Speaker 14 (41:54):
Yeah yeah, I definitely feel like I was I don't know, scammed.
I mean, I guess you have to trust your instincts
because there was something just telling me about that video
that something.
Speaker 11 (42:03):
Would Yeah, I really never thought he would cheat on me.
Speaker 14 (42:06):
I thought we had a good relationship. But you know
what it is, what it is. I'm glad you guys
helped me figure this out. I really appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Well, let us not getting anything else, Okay.
Speaker 11 (42:15):
Thank you so much. The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater, your.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Heart is true, your bell and.
Speaker 8 (42:31):
Ready.
Speaker 13 (42:33):
If you do.
Speaker 8 (42:35):
In everyone pull on mic just a little.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the car
attached would.
Speaker 7 (42:45):
Say thank you.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and
the Jewel Show is no different.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Right, It's the Jewel Show with your drunken Nina Hi.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria ramir is Hi
and who could forget the newest member of the show,
the hip Devor Sayings and he loves leftover pizza as
much as he loved his loves His college age's daughter produce.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
A freeze, say what's going on?
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Then there's me, I'm Jubeil, and this is the Jubil Show.
And it's the time of week where we check in
and see what's going on in our lives?
Speaker 1 (43:16):
So, Nina, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 8 (43:17):
Okay, So I'm having serious issues where everything is making
me cry. I'm having full blown melt down, so much
so that I ended up crying outside of the dumpster
yesterday in front of my building, a hat a dumpster. So,
I mean, even this morning, on my way into work,
there's this guy who was trying to change his tire
and it was still dark outside and it was kind
of rainy, and I.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Just started cry, why did you ever help him?
Speaker 1 (43:40):
I don't know how to change his higher.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
I don't know how to cry.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, I didn't know what to do, so I just started.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Crying, crying for the stranger who's changing his sires tried
to yeah, I was.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Just like, oh my god, I can't believe that. Guys
in the rain.
Speaker 11 (43:53):
It was so sad.
Speaker 8 (43:54):
So now we're getting to this point where I just
can't control it and it just has to come out
when it needs to come out. And yesterday I was
taking out a bunch of boxes because I just moved
into a new place, so I'm cleaning everything out. So
I go to dump everything in the dumpster. And while
I did that, I dropped my keys into the dumpster.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Oh, I would try about that.
Speaker 8 (44:12):
So my mom's watching me because she was helping me,
and I sit there and I just start crying. I
sat on the floor like a two year old, and
I just started crying on the cement, full blown melt
down because I was like, of course, now my keys
are in the dumpster, I have to jump in the trash.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
I have to get my keys. So I jumped in
the trash.
Speaker 8 (44:27):
My mom took a picture, so if you follow us
at the Jubile show, you can see me in the
trash can.
Speaker 6 (44:32):
All right, that.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Deserved to cry, though, that's suck.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Good for you for jumping in the dumpster. I would
have just been like, well, I'm never getting back into
my place.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Or anything else. Victoria, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 9 (44:46):
I am very annoyed because I think I'm also shrinking,
like not in a good way where it's like, oh,
skate queen.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
No, I think like my height shreaking.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Is that really?
Speaker 17 (44:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Because I don't think I'm that short, like you're.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Five foot nothing.
Speaker 9 (44:57):
Hey, I'm five foot two, five foot three and a
good day, thank you very much. Okay, But because I
buy my jeans, and I even bought a pair that
like I thought they were shorter in length, And now
I can't leave the house making sure they're all stitchy up,
which is like a little like a little object that
I can I have to stick.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
To the back of them because I not. I almost
felt on the stairs the other day, like running down
the stairs.
Speaker 8 (45:16):
Okay, are you sure you're not a skinny queen, because
if you're a skinny queen, they're falling off your waist,
and then they're longer because you're not shrinking.
Speaker 9 (45:22):
No, I just know that, like they're I buy them in.
They just are too long to start with, I don't
think so.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
That's a U problem. So soon you're gonna be like
four foot yeah.
Speaker 9 (45:33):
And then and then I'm.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Like, I wrote you some phone books to sit on
in the studio so that you can watch the extrophone.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Produce a freeze with some of you.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
This week, I think I have ADHD really, Yeah, welcome
to the club. Yeah yeah, I'm finding myself all week
this week trying to watch a show and turning something
on and then within fifteen minutes of watching it, I'm
on my phone scrolling and I look up and I
have no idea what's going on in the show. I'm
not interested anymore, so I go look for another show,
find something else, start watching the same thing. I have
(46:07):
not watched something like through completion all week.
Speaker 9 (46:11):
I think if you see to find a better show, homie,
I don't know what service are you watching, but like
it's not normal though, don't we all do that.
Speaker 5 (46:16):
There's nothing that's keeping my attention for more than like
fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Ye also TikTok unfortunately. I mean, I don't know, you
also could have it. It sucks, not gonna.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Lie, but it looks like it does.
Speaker 9 (46:27):
I mean, I have a great time douget wrong on
my own head, but no one else enjoys it around me.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
But yeah, I suffer from add ADHD whatever whatever it is.
And I'm the same way. But there's some good things
about it, you know, but a lot of times it
is very frustrating for the people around you.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
Yeah, I'm just skipping around, and I'm like, wait, I
just like didn't relax or like get into anything last night.
I just went, you know, from one thing to the
next and then crash.
Speaker 8 (46:51):
So Victoria and Jubel are rubbing off on you that
might be worth Maybe it's you can catch it. Yeah,
it's yel like, I got it too, so maybe enjoy this.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
What's going on with you?
Speaker 7 (47:04):
Well?
Speaker 2 (47:04):
I do have a warning for everybody in just a second,
because something very alarming happened to me the other day
and I want to just warn you about it so
the same thing doesn't happen to you. Also, I want
to thank everybody who's checked out my new song gd KP.
It just came out last week and so far the
reactions have been good from it. People like it and yeah,
so that's dope. Thank you very much for checking it
out as doing really well on the Spotify. So if
(47:26):
you type in my name, it's doing great on the
Spotify in the iHeartRadio app. So if you got those, hey,
listen for all the people that say I'm too old
to be trying to do music. There you God, just
check it out on the Spotify.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
You just type it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
You can just type in anybody you want to listen to,
Like I type in Meltorme all the time and come
right up. But you can, Yeah, you can type in
my name jubil Fresh and then my songs. I'll come
up there and you can check out the new one.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
But the warning that I do want to give to
people is don't throw your dental floss in the toilet.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Bro I've been told that before too, but I always
do it. I don't know this was an issue.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Well, if you do, remember that you did it, because
I did that the other morning. I threw my dental
floss in the toilet and forgot about it, and then
I had to use the restaurant later in the day
and I thought I had a tapeworm.
Speaker 6 (48:22):
I thought, I.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
Literally was like, what is that? What is that?
Speaker 2 (48:26):
So it was about forty five minutes of me like panicking,
pulling up pictures of a tapeworm.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Being like I knew it.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Like my anxiety manifests in ways where I think I've
always got something anyway, So for that moment, I was
sure that I had tape worm coming out of me,
and I have to get to the doctor right away.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
What do I do do I fish this thing out
to take it to the doctor. I don't want to
have to.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Do that in and then I remembered, Oh, yeah, I
threw my floss in there this morning.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
It's just dental floss crisis. Subverted, you're gonna be okay,
how many minutes a panic?
Speaker 18 (48:59):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
I was about forty five minutes. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
Also the pictures I had to look at because I
thought I might know it say or scarred me for life.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
So just remember where you throw your dinner flosses.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
All give us three minutes and we'll give you everything
you need to know for the day.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Brought to you by Muckles.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
She being go in auburn your home form MACHINEO, it's
time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 8 (49:17):
We If you're hoping to get a raise this year,
there's a pretty good chance you will get one, but
it's going to be called a peanut butter raise.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
What what So.
Speaker 8 (49:23):
If you're getting looking for that raise, Yeah, a peanut
butter raise, I'll tell you what it is.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
I was gonna make that cute, but just let me
tell you what it is in a moment.
Speaker 8 (49:33):
First, we're reviewing twenty twenty five because you know, we
can't stay focused on where we are right now for
probably good reason, but most Americans are now rating twenty
twenty five as the year of Man.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
So I yeah, I did not like twenty twenty five
at all. Man, it was kind of and.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
It wasn't like there wasn't there wasn't anything incredibly tragic
that happened in my life in twenty twenty five. Just
the whole year just felt, like you said, Nina.
Speaker 4 (49:59):
Man, Yeah, nothing great, nothing teary.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Like when is this year gonna be over? It's just
it was such a dry hump.
Speaker 4 (50:06):
Okay, I've never heard anyone call it a year.
Speaker 8 (50:10):
I haven't either, But you know, you could probably chime
in on this survey.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
Let's change the order me to the dry hop.
Speaker 8 (50:19):
But according to two thousand people who participated in this survey,
they rated twenty twenty five of five point three out
of ten.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Yeah, I would agree that.
Speaker 14 (50:27):
Men.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Yeah, I'm wanna go ahead and rate this year very
thumbs down. Meth too, but anyway, hey.
Speaker 4 (50:33):
Don't put that into the universes. Here's gonna be great. Yeah,
I pray vibes this year.
Speaker 11 (50:37):
My fault.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
I didn't make it like this.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
You're bringing the vibes. My vibes up. This year for
me is all thumbs up.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
We're sticking those thumbs girl, You're aggressive with those. Thus
you traded in the dry homp for some thumbs up.
Speaker 10 (50:51):
And that Yeah, a plus that's all you sister, whatever
you do, don't get so out of control that you
start throwing tampa in the club, because if you do,
you could go to jail.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
So Haley Bieber has a sister.
Speaker 8 (51:05):
Her name's Aleyah and she was in the club and
got into some type of argument with a woman and
she threw her tampon at her. And now she was
just found guilty and crimical of guilty of battery, and
so they're seeking her in jail. Well, she could face
a year in jail. She probably won't go at all.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
But is it like out of her purse or something.
Speaker 5 (51:24):
Yeah, that's very key detail.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Yeah, probably it was out of uppers.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
That's a good way to end a fight though, Like
that would stop everything, Just like, did you.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
Just it'll clear the club?
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Yeah? You you just threw it.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Never mind, I'm leaving. I've gotta go. You win, you win,
you win.
Speaker 3 (51:49):
That's on Saturday.
Speaker 8 (51:50):
Honestly, when I first read the headline, I was like,
you can't get in trouble. Call that battery, But once
I read further where it came from, I was like, oh,
that's definitly she like that's battery.
Speaker 4 (51:59):
She's squatted down and just ground was like that.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
I think she was wearing a dress, so it wasn't difficult.
Speaker 9 (52:04):
I'm just saying, like that's what she would have done, Like,
did no one want to like talk she's reason.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
For a gun. Oh that's way worse. Yeah, so I
guess rightfully. So she's facing up to a year in jail.
Speaker 4 (52:16):
How did no one?
Speaker 1 (52:17):
Like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
People think maybe she was just trying to end a sentence.
She's like, I'm done with this period, thank you, thank.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
You for that.
Speaker 8 (52:39):
I can't We'll move on to the peanut butter rays.
I've got really bad visuals the peanut butter rays is
as such. Basically, they're saying that everybody most likely will
get the rais, but it's going to be just a
little bit here and there so that everybody can get
the same rais. It's money getting spread out evenly, like
peanut butter on bread.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
It's a peanut butter ray.
Speaker 4 (53:00):
Want a peanut butter raise.
Speaker 9 (53:01):
I don't want to get the same rais that Like,
I don't know, I was gonna say different names, but
I don't want to make sure we don't have any
of that, Like everybody gets Yeah, someone's doing down the hall.
That's like not doing as much, Like, why did you
get the same raise?
Speaker 5 (53:13):
I personally don't mind a peanut butter raise as long
as it's chunky.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (53:19):
No, I'm starting to think what would be better than
a peanut butter raise? But I don't even know what
you would call it, like a real raise normal.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
It's ridiculous to think of this accountomy. I give people
actual money for Can we just actually give them pink butter?
What's the budget on that?
Speaker 1 (53:40):
That is what's trending.
Speaker 7 (53:43):
Jubiles dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 11 (53:51):
I sure do.
Speaker 1 (53:52):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 11 (53:54):
So? I work at a.
Speaker 20 (53:55):
Barber shop and when I'm completed with the serve and
I take the cape off of the customer, nine times
out of ten.
Speaker 7 (54:06):
I look at their package.
Speaker 1 (54:11):
Oh okay, but.
Speaker 11 (54:15):
See what I see?
Speaker 1 (54:17):
Yea Like?
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Are you able to tell what's going on there?
Speaker 15 (54:22):
Not?
Speaker 20 (54:23):
Usually, but I'm just.
Speaker 11 (54:28):
And sometimes I take a.
Speaker 7 (54:29):
Peek the first thing you're looking at?
Speaker 1 (54:32):
Has there ever been anything interesting? No? That's actually I
guess you could keep trying.
Speaker 20 (54:41):
Oh I will, Yeah, if they like their hair enough,
maybe I'll find out.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
Yeah, like, oh, you're very happy about that, haircut.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
I can give you that haircut at home. Well, is
that something that like a lot of people cut hair do?
Speaker 12 (55:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (55:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (55:07):
I feel like I'm going to be at the hair
salon next time, watching where everybody's eyes excuse me.
Speaker 1 (55:14):
Well, thank you for selling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 7 (55:17):
You're welcome, but I hope you get.
Speaker 1 (55:19):
To see something.
Speaker 11 (55:22):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (55:23):
Speaking of things like that, did you hear about the
meteorologist in Oklahoma asked viewers to share their measurements because
she was talking about snow.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
And viewers take it a whole different way. And your
reports that you've been sending in keep those coming.
Speaker 12 (55:42):
I made the mistake on Facebook.
Speaker 5 (55:44):
I asked for your measurements.
Speaker 1 (55:45):
I meant your show measurements.
Speaker 12 (55:46):
Thank you for everybody sitting in your measurements, But I do.
Speaker 1 (55:49):
Prefer people were sitting in measurements of something else, if
you know what I mean. Oh my gosh, dudes are
so like this. Why to explain it? She's a measurement,
so I definitely gotta tell her how.
Speaker 3 (56:02):
Big I mean.
Speaker 11 (56:02):
She wants me down.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
She's asking for my measurements. Hey, remember you can always
tell us a dirty little secret. All you have to
do is go to the Jeweilshow dot com and then
just click there and submit a dirty little secret, and you, too,
could be the next person to tell us about your
measurements or whatever weird thing you want to talk about.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
It's no measurements.
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