Full Jubal Show from Wednesday March 4th, 2026

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Would you get surgery in order to stay in employee?
At your job, you will show and no, I'm not
talking about working at an adult cabaret and your creepy
bosses all like, hey, Sparkle, we get a lot of
complaints that there's not enough pedunc in your Padanka. Doncs,
I'm going to pay for you to get that Brazilian
butt lift lady. No, of course, we're taking it from

(00:20):
your tips, but we got to get that bubble reinforced.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Get out there and get to work.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
I'm not talking about that, but there is something going
on in corporate America that has a lot of people worried,
so much so that one state has even passed the
law saying no companies there can do this. We'll tell
you what state that is in just a second. But
in a movie that sounds like it came straight from
a sci fi movie, several tech companies are now reportedly
beginning to require employees to get tiny microchips implanted under

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their skin.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
As a condition of employment.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
For what.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Well.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
They say that the chips, which are about the size
of a grain of rice, are implanted between the thumb
and index finger and can be used to unlock door.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Everybody's looking at their hands, log.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Into computers, make purchases and company cafeterias, and automatically clock
employees in and out of work.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
A dumb place to put it, or track.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Your every move right right right.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
It's convenient, but it's just another way to follow you around.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
But that door thing, how many times have we lost
our card, keys and all that stuff. It's attached to
your phone. You get a new phone, you can't get in.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I had to wait downstairs today until Barbecue Chris showed
up and rescue me from.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
The parking garage.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
That would be very nice to have a microchip and
planet in my skin, But absolutely not, are you kidding me.
We've gotten to the point where companies think that they
own people enough where they're willing to put micro chips
under their skin.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
You know they're spinning it though, to make your life easier.
You know they're spinning it so you don't Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, they're spinning it that way for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Of course, companies say the technology is meant to improve
efficiency and eliminate things like lost key cards and forgotten passwords.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
That happens a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Some executives are calling it the next evolution. Of workplace
access or just another way to make sure that we
own our employees. They don't actually have a life. They
devote everything in all their time to us. We know
everything about you.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Sometimes I think that that's your little rebellion every morning, jubile,
is that you you rebel against the man by leaving
your phone at home so you don't have any way of.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Getting anybody's getting into the building. Yeah, I wish it was.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
No, it's just that I forget it, and I'm like, man,
it would be so much easier if I could just
get in there.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
We're talking about companies that are now making their employees
get microchips implanted under their skin. Would you do this
text in four one oh six one. Critics say it
raises serious privacy concerns real Yeah. Labor advocates worry that
chips could eventually be used to track employees movements throughout
the day or monitor productivity in real time. Could you

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imagine that if your boss could literally see everything that
you're doing?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, well, can't they kind of already on the computers
that they give you a work computer. I feel like
they are monitoring that even in your emails. That are
like workplace owned, so you're not really ever not being
watched at work. At least I've just accepted that. I
don't know I should accept that. That's how it feel.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
I think the idea is that when you shut your
computer and you walk away from it, you're done and
you're not being tracked, hopefully, but that.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Thing, it's like everywhere you go there.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
With you try to call in sick with the microchip
is going to be like, yeah, we just pulled up
your activity from yesterday and you were at a bar
all last night.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
You disney, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
You don't have a favor Yeah, I don't have a fever.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
We can actually see your body temperature right now. Everything
is working great, Get in here. It be an increase
in mental health days. Your vo max is actually way
better than it has been in the last few days.
I've been watching every day. So your oxygen level is great,
your heartbeat is good. Get in here and get to work. Basically,
that's scary so far. The companies involved say participation is
technically voluntary, right, but you know how it is when

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a company. Whenever a company says something is voluntary, they
mean you better do it.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
If you don't. You're the odd man out and you're
looking at you weird.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
If you don't, oh weird, all of a sudden, we're
starting paperwork on getting you fired, right right. Several employees
claim the implants are being strongly encouraged and may soon
become standard for new hires.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Well.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Supporters argue that the technology could make everyday tasks faster
and convenient.

Speaker 6 (04:19):
I mean it would kind of make things faster. You
would get in the building. That's like, I just don't.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Know if I hate this, Like do you really hate this?

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (04:28):
But also with our social media, everyone tracks anyways. Like
I can't take a vacation and call it a sick
day for nothing. I tried, and I was like, okay again.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, but they're asking companies to actually put something underneath
their skin so they can track them. Would you, Victoria,
would you get a micro chip under your skin?

Speaker 7 (04:46):
I'm working for the man already.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
There's a difference, and that's why they do it, because
people will just give them be like whatever.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
There's a difference having a phone that you can put
down and walk away from and having something embedded in
your Skin's weird to me.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
If you got like a microchip bonus.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
You know.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
You're part of the new program, and that's exactly how
they would frame it. Yeah, and you would do it.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Ye, no, thank you.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Washington State has actually banned companies from forcing employees to
plant microchips under their skin.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Now, they officially banned it.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
Is there a whole list of states that ban it
and that are going to start it?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Is it that series of a conversation to start the banning?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I mean yeah, yeah, gotta get ahead of it, right, Yeah,
you got to get exactly like sports everywhere, and you
have nothing you can do about it. So if you
don't want to be microchips, Washington State is the one
place that has been banned already.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Everybody, quick text en four one six one.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Would you micro microchip yourself like a dog in order
to work for a company? Yeah, I guarantee you. The
bosses aren't getting micro chipped, right, We're above that. Yeah, no,
not at all.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties.

Speaker 8 (06:07):
Hilton Head. This is Carolyn how.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
Sorry Hello.

Speaker 9 (06:22):
Hi or hi Carolyn?

Speaker 10 (06:24):
So yeah, Hi, So Carolyn, Hey how are you? I'm
I have a problem that I need your hoble with.

Speaker 9 (06:39):
You get me a room number or anything that anything
like that.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Hello, Hi, hi, okay.

Speaker 8 (06:48):
Okay, can I get a room number? And I you quicker?

Speaker 7 (06:51):
Here, I'm in the lobby, okay, the lobby.

Speaker 8 (06:55):
Okay, now am I Where are you in the lobby?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
My name is Trummor Okay, so don't laugh at me.

Speaker 10 (07:06):
But I'm having a huge problem and I'm currently in
the bathroom and the lobby.

Speaker 11 (07:12):
Okay, Okay, do I need to call medical or the.

Speaker 10 (07:27):
Police or no?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
That's embarrassing. I'm so I'm trapped.

Speaker 8 (07:34):
Okay, you're trapped in the lobby in the bathroom. Okay,
I'm trapped.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
I'm not trapped in the toilet. In the toilet and
it keeps auto flushing on me. I don't know how.
I don't know why it.

Speaker 10 (07:49):
Keeps auto flushing, because like it's you know, like I'm
right here and like my face is right in front
of the device for the auto flush, but like it
just keeps fun.

Speaker 9 (08:05):
Can I can come in and oh god.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
That's embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
I don't want you to see me. I don't want
anybody to see me like this.

Speaker 9 (08:15):
Okay, do you need me to the last.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Time I tried to suck me all the way in?

Speaker 9 (08:21):
What was that.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
The last time the toilet went off and just tried
to suck me all the way in?

Speaker 9 (08:26):
Okay, Well, is someone pushing you in?

Speaker 6 (08:29):
Like?

Speaker 9 (08:29):
How are you in the toilet?

Speaker 10 (08:30):
My elbow is stuck down the toilet and just.

Speaker 9 (08:39):
Like hep you, like you put your hand in the toilet?
Do I need to call a plumber or something?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Like?

Speaker 10 (08:45):
I'm just wondering if you can help direct me on
how to get out of this thing. Have you ever
had your hands stuck in a toilet like this, because
like I don't want anybody to know care it's kind
of embarrassing.

Speaker 9 (08:53):
I mean, it is kind of embarrassing. And no, I've
never stuck my hand down his toilet.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
The hotel is a fall correct, Yes, you have a spot?

Speaker 10 (09:02):
Can you send them with Susan, because like I knows,
they're not strangers to seeing people's bum bombs and so
like that. But then also maybe they could give me
a massage. And then if they gave me a massage,
if they gave me a massage, then like they could
help me loosen up.

Speaker 9 (09:24):
No, sir, that I cannot do for you.

Speaker 10 (09:26):
Hello Caroline, Hello, this is trouble wrong We've just been
on the phone with you for a while about the
toilet thing.

Speaker 9 (09:35):
Yes, I know we're still on the phone, so.

Speaker 10 (09:38):
I'm just wondering, like basically, okay, so I'm really not
stuck in the toilet. I'm just wondering if I could
get like a free massage.

Speaker 9 (09:45):
I don't know what is going on right now. I
have been more than courteous with you, like I've just
been on the phone with you for five minutes, wasting time,
and you're telling you you're not actually stuck in the
spiler that you just wanted.

Speaker 10 (09:57):
To I have a mind to post a bad the
Op review because you're not helping me get my massols
for free.

Speaker 8 (10:03):
Sure, go for it.

Speaker 9 (10:05):
We'll see how that goes for you, sir. All calls
are recorded, and so I will be able to do.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
I'm recording this too, so you're.

Speaker 9 (10:12):
Also recording this. You're a freak, because that's insane.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Hey, Caroline, this is now.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
This is actually Jewel from the Jebel Show doing a
phone brank on you and your coworker Terry set you up.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Oh it's a joke. Oh my gosh, no, he said that.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
You guys a lot of weird phone calls at the
hotel and you wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 8 (10:37):
Oh. I was so confused.

Speaker 11 (10:40):
I'm like, how does that happen?

Speaker 8 (10:43):
And then I'm like.

Speaker 9 (10:43):
Trying to be professional, but I'm like, turn idiot.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
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Speaker 1 (10:52):
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Is what's trending?

Speaker 6 (10:59):
Well?

Speaker 2 (10:59):
If you remember last week, we reported that fans were
calling on Selena Gomez to divorce her husband Benny Blanco
because he was so gross and in his very first
episode of the podcast that he's doing with his friend
Little Dicky, they wanted to divorce him because he farted, yes,
and then his feet were gross. And then there's because
you could see the video too, and you have his
feet up on the couch and they're kind of like

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dirty and crusty or whatever.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
But it's so crazy on people just get picked apart,
like and what.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Dude has great feet?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Not many, there are a few.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I've had one friend of my life who had fantastic feet.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
As like, like, hey man, you have beautiful I did.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Notice it one time, yeah, because most duds, our feet
are not that great. And then we were out by
a pool or something and I was like, damn, you
have some very nice tots, dude.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, honestly, this is a great opportunity to all the time.
Thank you, Joe. I'm still struggle with my feet. You know,
at least you get the pedicures when you trim up
those nails, and as nice and child, I mean, it
goes a long way. It is appreciated. But anyway, my
point of all of this was Selena Gomez has bonded
to her fans after they try to get her to
divorce him. I'll tell you a second, but first, if

(12:09):
you're a fan of Game of Thrones, then maybe you're
losing your mind over this because the movie there's a
movie officially in the works. It's coming from Warner Brothers
and and or the writer. I'm into it too. So
it's cool because this story is going to focus on
Agon's conquest. So if you know what that means, and
you do, and if not, that just sounds like another
language because honestly, everything in that show taken out of context.

(12:32):
Sounds like another language, but very exciting. This one, Jewbil
is for you because I have a feeling you're going
to get down with it. But there is a new
trend at bars and that trend is bone broth cocktails.
Oh I'm into it. Sounds cool. There's a push to
add more protein to your diet everywhere, like even coffee

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places are putting protein in your coffee and all of
these things. So now at the bar, they're like, you
know what, why not put a little extra protein in
your cocktail while you're at it. And actually, apparently there's
been a drink called a bloody bowl that's been around
for a long time. It's been around since the fifties.
It's basically a bloody Mary with a little bone broth maxer.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
Sounds good, disgusting it's been around that long and I've
never heard of it.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Means it's not working.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
I don't know, because it sounds like medicine to me.
That is the perfect hangover cure. Bone broth, bloody mary,
bacon boom. Yeah, yeah, you know, I don't know how
I would feel like having it over you know, rocks
with a little bog cut like a bone brock martini.
I don't know, like.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
That's what the bloody mary was missing. It is a
little bone bro.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, that's yeah, nice little savory meat flavor to it.
Always needed that.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Bloody marys are really good with meat flavor. What are
you talking about, I'm talking about the other drinks that
aren't the ones I don't.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Like tomato, so tomato juice.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
The whole, the whole bloody mary thing is not a
way to cut. It'll be better.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah right, it's basically sup exactly. I love it.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
I'll have a cream of potato instead, just a little
rum in there.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Lastly, as you can imagine, Selena Gomez is not divorcing
Benny Blanco, but to make sure everybody knows that she
supports her man. On video of his next episode of
this podcast, she kissed his feet. That terrible behavior.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Now I'm on his side and I'm like, dude, drop her.
She was willing to kiss those feet.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
It's a strong relationship.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
That's not really No. No, I do not want my
girlfriend touching my feet at all.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
I don't want her to.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
But if she's willing to do that, like she's willing to,
it's a lot, like, well, that's very sweet of you, right,
but also.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Don't do that.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, I don't want you to do that. But also
you why don't she's her foot in your mouth? What
do you do? That's different?

Speaker 4 (15:02):
You know, I've done that before.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
I don't mean in that like just when you're sitting
on the couch that before.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
If we're sitting on the couch and all of a
sudden she just threw a toe in my mouth.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
It's fine.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
I probably laugh. I probably would laugh.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Like I've actually had moments like that where it's funny
and I'm like, gross, get that you've been.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Walking all day or whatever, But you know, it's it's funny.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Women's feed are just much more better in general, in general,
much more better.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
They pay way more attention to them than we do.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Well, Selena Gome is this happy kissing his feet. So
it is what it is, and that is what's trending.
Excuse me, you know what I can find, young booty?

Speaker 4 (15:42):
You bowls? Call of Booty.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Austin is on the phone today for Call of Booty
and he wants to call his wife, who's at work
right now, and see if she'll leave her job for
a booty call. And remember it's a family friendly booty
call because none of it is dirty.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
There's nothing over. He can't say anything like that.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
We give him a team to use as code, and
we'll tell you what that is in a second. But
first let's find out about who Austin is gonna call. Austin,
your wife's name.

Speaker 7 (16:08):
Is Sidney, Yeah, how become my wife Sydney?

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Okay? And where does Sidney work?

Speaker 12 (16:15):
I can't really I don't want to really say, but
she works at marketing.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Let's just say a marketing agency.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Okay, marketing agency okay? And is she pretty busy during
the day.

Speaker 12 (16:24):
Yeah, she's always has a whole bunch of like meetings
in person and zoom and stuff. So you know she
between the two of us, she's like the more adult one.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Okay, Okay, she can be a.

Speaker 12 (16:33):
Little high strung, but you know, we balance each other out.

Speaker 7 (16:36):
I keep her laughing.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Have you ever tried anything like this before on her?

Speaker 4 (16:42):
No?

Speaker 12 (16:42):
But I do joke around with her sometimes because she
gets stressed at work.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
So I just call her every once in a while
like light in her bood.

Speaker 12 (16:49):
Okay, yeah, and then sometimes like sometimes I make her laugh,
But depending on the days once she'll get annoyed.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
So you're about to call her at work and see
if she'll leave work for a booty call. And again,
you can't say anything that's very blatant. So we're gonna
give you the theme to use as code for what
you want to do in just a second. But you
have to get her to try to understand what you're
talking about and then see if she'll leave work to
actually meet you for a booty call based on what

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you said. What are the chances that she's in a
good mood to play a lot?

Speaker 12 (17:24):
I mean, she has like a big project coming up,
so like I'm a little I'm a little teppod to
do it, but I think I'm gonna try. I'm gonna
give it a go, you know.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Okay, so you've got a big task, Okay, all right,
And like if she wasn't a good mood, you think
she'd be down? Oh hell yeah, Okay, definitely.

Speaker 12 (17:41):
We we have a good time, and I think every
now and then, you know, i'll call it up and
she'ld be like, I'm gonna make up an excuse.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
And she'll like we have a long lunch break. Okay,
that's the case today.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Oh maybe it'll work.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Okay, all right, Well, how much do you know about
breakfast Cereal?

Speaker 7 (17:56):
I love breakfast cereals?

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Great, yeah, okay, cool.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Then breakfast Cereals is going to be the theme you
have to use to see if you can convince her
to leave work.

Speaker 7 (18:06):
Oh, I got you, so you picked the right one.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Our smacks is still a thing.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah, if you're just joining us for call of booty. Today,
Austin is on the phone and he's about to call
his wife, Sydney, who works at a marketing company, and
ask her to leave her job right now to meet
him for a booty call. But remember, he can't say
anything dirty. He's got to use a theme that we
give him to use as code for what he wants
to do and see if he can get her to

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understand what he's talking about, and then see if she'll
actually leave her job. And today it's breakfast Cereals, and
Austin is pretty confident that he can get Sydney to
leave her job using only breakfast Cereals. As innuindow you
still confident, Austin?

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Oh man, oh yeah, I'm gonna smack that.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Watch snap Crado.

Speaker 12 (18:56):
I just googled a list of the top cereals. So
it's right in front of me, ready to go. I am,
I have my aunt and locked and loaded.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
All right, Yeah, I feel like you're gonna be very
good at this. Austin.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
And again, you said your wife can be kind of
high strung and like she has days at work where
she's a little more jokey, but days where you call
her to like joke around and she gets upset with you.

Speaker 7 (19:15):
Right, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 12 (19:18):
Might be a little high strong because she has a
project coming up, but I think it'll overall a little
lighten her mood.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
I think I hope anyway.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Okay, well we'll see if you can do it.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
And remember, for the first part of the phone call,
like we we can talk to you if we have
lines that we want you to use or whatever.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
But if we do talk to you.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Don't talk back, because then that'll be very obvious or
you'll sound.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Like great, All right, here we go. Are you ready
for me to call her?

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Let's go?

Speaker 2 (19:42):
All right, here we go?

Speaker 13 (19:56):
Helen Ay, babe, Hey baby, oh my god, hey, do
you remember what Jessica told me about how she hooked
up with someone at their retreat?

Speaker 7 (20:10):
The other weekend.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Maybe that's not.

Speaker 7 (20:15):
Listen to listen, I found out that it's Jackson, it's
the new boss.

Speaker 14 (20:22):
No, no, wait wait, let's like, let's just talk about
this later. Wait, bab, babby, just let's talk about that later.
I just really need you to come home right now.

Speaker 7 (20:36):
Wait what yeah? Just come home right now? Sorry you
say you need me to come home? Are you okay?

Speaker 15 (20:43):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (20:45):
Oh yeah, I just you know wrong.

Speaker 12 (20:47):
I just realized that you left home, you know, without
your lucky charms, and right now you sound magically delicious.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Baby.

Speaker 7 (20:56):
You mean lucky charms. I hadn't oat me all this morning.
I mean we don't even have.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Baby.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Look, I'm sitting right here with my corn flakes and they're.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Just so boring.

Speaker 12 (21:08):
I was hoping that maybe you'd be able to cut
out of work and put some frosting on my flakes.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
They are great.

Speaker 7 (21:16):
I have no idea. What are you high right now?
Are you? I want TikTok, like see how your girlfriend
reacts things? Because I don't.

Speaker 8 (21:31):
I love you.

Speaker 7 (21:32):
I don't have time to that. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 12 (21:34):
Don't Maybe no, I promise, I promise it's not that.
I just you know, if you come home, I'll promise
you that I'll make sure you have some cheery.

Speaker 16 (21:42):
Oh okay, maybe I have that five minutes until my
next meeting, so I can't help if you're done right now?

Speaker 7 (21:53):
Do you want me to bring you some cereal come home?
Because you're high. I don't quite understand what's listening. I
just really want your fruit loops. You know what I'm saying, Austin,
did you take another blazecation today and just smoke weed

(22:15):
all day? Because this is like the fourth time you've
called in sick this month? And I love you, but
I'm super busy right now, and I just I don't
have time to deal with this, and I don't understand
what you're saying.

Speaker 12 (22:28):
And what Oh baby, I promise it's not another blazeation, right.

Speaker 7 (22:32):
I just I'm just trying to make my mini weed
get a cap and crunch, you know what I'm saying, baby, Okay,
please don't make my mom be right about you. You're
calling in sick and smoking weed.

Speaker 13 (22:47):
And I gotta get to this meeting, okay, Like, I
just I don't have time for this.

Speaker 7 (22:52):
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Baby. I'm just trying to get my kicks from you, baby.

Speaker 7 (22:58):
You know we're gonna we'll just we'll talk about that
flat okay, bye, Austin.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Doesn't sound like it works, man.

Speaker 7 (23:07):
I do think I'm gonna get my apples jack today.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
You no, definitely not.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
What is a blaze by the way part?

Speaker 12 (23:15):
Yeah, so you know, I just started calling in a
couple of days out of the month to have a
little blaze cation where I just smoke a little weed,
order some uber eats, and snack all day, you.

Speaker 7 (23:25):
Know, just a little self care.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Hey, I'm off for self care. So that's what she
thought you were doing.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
There's another blazecation that she doesn't sound happy about it.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Austin, Yeah, she's up.

Speaker 12 (23:36):
It doesn't you know, doesn't make you the happiest, but
it makes me happy.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
I never heard it that way, but I hope. Well,
good luck later explaining to her what happened.

Speaker 12 (23:48):
Yeah, yeah, man, I just can't wait for her to
get home and I'm gonna tell all about it. She's
gonna get a good laugh about it. But she's texting
me right now. She just said, I'm so disappointed, and
you no, she'll be fine. She just resound every now

(24:08):
and then.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
All right, Well, thanks, thanks, for trying, Austin, good job,
I tried, man, I try.

Speaker 7 (24:17):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead?

Speaker 4 (24:21):
No, not even I didn't say that. It's like, why
am I even listening to you?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
To begin with?

Speaker 7 (24:27):
You're virgin who can't try.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus a Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Hillary Duff tickets. And let's meet today's
contestant for you versus Victoria. Jeff, what's up, Jeff?

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Good?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Are you a huge Hillary Duff fan? Sound like sound
like the average Hillary Duff fan?

Speaker 15 (24:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (24:53):
Yeah, everybody loves Hillary, right.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
It's true though, lover he too. All right, are you
ready to take on Victoria?

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Okay, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and
here we go, Jeff Man thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say passed. If Victoria has to beat you outright to win?

Speaker 2 (25:14):
All right? Yeah, okay, here we go, Jeff. Your time
starts now. Which amendment to the US Constitution gave women
the right to vote?

Speaker 17 (25:28):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
What company? What company was originally called BackRub. What is
the only US state whose whose name ends in k.

Speaker 7 (25:49):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (25:51):
What association game here? What do you say?

Speaker 14 (25:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
You called? I got it. We're out of time.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
We're already out of time. I'm gonna bring Victoria back
into the studio, but I can't get it.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
A look at the yep.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Okay, there you go. Victoria was like staring off out
the window outside. All right, Victoria's coming back in the studio.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
You were distracted?

Speaker 1 (26:22):
All right, here we go, Victoria inspired inspired thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass. And you have to be
Jeff outright to win. And you have your work cutout
for you because Jeff, you killed it. Yeah, Jeff, you
can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Which amendment to the US Constitution gave women the right
to vote?

Speaker 7 (26:50):
I hate this?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
I think was it?

Speaker 8 (26:52):
Then?

Speaker 4 (26:54):
I don't want to get this wrong.

Speaker 6 (26:57):
This gass the eighteenth nineteenth no with nineteenth eighteenth.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Next just passed. I don't know what company was originally
called BackRub?

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Freaking kidding me?

Speaker 14 (27:10):
What?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
I don't know? Next? What is the only US state
whose name ends in k we a state? That ends
in K.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we think.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
We think, yeah, I'm letting.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
You we are. We're actually waiting Kentucky.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
It ends with the K, starts with one.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
It's got two of them in there.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
I'm pretty sure it doesn't end with one.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
She was going to be very upset when she figures
out what it is.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
To send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Producer Freeze, Absolute barn Burner Today Jeff nine and Victoria Nne.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Jeff, congratulations, you want you got? Victoria has to beat
you out right to win? Did it just dawn on you?

Speaker 4 (28:04):
What it is New York?

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yes? All right?

Speaker 13 (28:11):
Like the.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
What let's get the answer on Victoria. You almost got
this one too, because it is the nineteenth Amendment started
that gave women the right to vote. I should have
we can vote. The company called BackRub is Google and

(28:37):
it is the only state whose name En is in keg.
Why did they call it back rub? That's the weird name.
I don't know when it first came out.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
Back I'm googling that later because that sounds like there
was a sexual harassment attachment to.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
It, And could you imagine it stay that way. You've
got to back rub it. You want to get the
answers back? Yeah weird.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Don't you look that up? While I give you a BackRub?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Came up with a name for that meaning were they
and where they're? Like, I know a great idea for
the search engine back rub. Just call it BackRub, smister Epstein.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
We will you had to go there.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Hey, Jeff, thank you for playing man. We play you
for Victoria in this same time every single weekday morning.
If you want to play Victoria, all you have to
do is dm us at the Jebel Show or go
to the Jebelshow dot com and YouTube can take on Victoria. Also,
we're streaming live on Instagram right now, so if you
go to the Jubil Show's Instagram at the Jebel Show,
you can check out the show live.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
My mom won that game. I'm waiting. I'm waiting right now.
I take that too. Of those answers by the way
you cut, well you didn't have the other one, but
you almost had the first one. Well, I know the
other one, Kentucky.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
To catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show, Mason
is on the phone today for to catch cheater. And
he's been with his girlfriend Taliah for two years now,
but he thinks she might be fooling around, so we'll
see if we can catch her.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
If she is, sorry, you have to come on the
show this way. But what's going on? Why do you
think Talia's cheating? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:12):
I think my girlfriend might be cheating on me because
I heard her say another guy's name.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Like when.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Uh, during and shall I say intimate moment?

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Oh, did you ask.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Her about it?

Speaker 18 (30:28):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (30:29):
I did?

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Yeah, I asked her, and she just you know, denied it,
saying like insisting that she that Mason, which is my name,
but I could have sworn I heard her say Jason,
which sounds like my name, but it's you know, different
letter in front, like right, I don't know, it just
it just it's just it's like a own on my side.

Speaker 7 (30:50):
It's just bothering me, and I don't know.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
I've got a feeling about.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
It, Okay, Is anything else going on other than you thinking?
You pretty much heard her say someone else's name and
then I did.

Speaker 7 (30:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
But just after that her, I've just noticed her behavior
has been I guess I would say defensive, like she's
just been slightly more defensive, which is just really put
it on my mind.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
More so, is she defensive about everything or because you
brought up the Jason thing.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Well, since I brought up the Jason thing, like there's
just been a lot of little things that she's been
a bit more defensive about, like we make like breakfast
in the morning, just like little things like she'll just
get generally more irritable since and it's it just doesn't
feel normal, Like it.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Just feels like something is off, okay.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Also like it's with other things too, Like whenever we've been,
you know, on the way to getting more intimate, she'd
she'd like shut it down and be like, oh, like
we don't need to do this right now, like almost
like she doesn't want the opportunity to stay this guy
Jason's name again.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Apart from that, like she's just been staying later at work,
always just kind of vaguely saying like oh yeah, I'm
just busy, but like she'd come home at like seven thirty,
you know, and it's it's just odd timing, like she
she and I just signed our at least for our
first apartment together, right and yeah, and like everything was

(32:17):
otherwise just going great. Like usually whenever we argue, like
we just talk it out and it's fine. But we've've
been together for at for like two years and it's
just not been.

Speaker 7 (32:27):
Like this at all.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yeah, like she's short and annoyed with you. Do you
know of any other Jason's in her life?

Speaker 3 (32:33):
I mean, not anything that comes to minding me.

Speaker 7 (32:35):
It's kind of a common name.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
I feel like I meet a lot of people who
could probably be named Jason. But yeah, like I can't
say anything that comes to mind, did.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
You like look on her social or anything, because I
feel like that's the first thing I would do. Ye, man,
somebody else's name, I'd be like, okay, yeah, look at
every single Jason. Yeah, usually you can find things that
you're looking for.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
But I'll be honest, I would feel too bad doing
it because I mean, I don't want to say, like
stooping down to like someone else's level, because like, I
don't think this behavior is beneath her, like it's not
like her. But I just I get in my own
head about it, like what if I'm overthinking it or

(33:15):
something like that, But then you know what they're getting,
like upset over honestly small things.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
I just I just want to find out.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yeah, I mean, hopefully you are overthinking it. Hopefully right
in the middle of to catch it, Peter, if you're
just joining us. Mason is on the phone and he
thinks that his girlfriend of two years to Lea might
be messing around. So we're about to call her and
present to be from the grocery store that she's a
rewards card member at, and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floor apartment, and we'll see if she

(33:45):
sends those to her boyfriend Mason or to somebody else.
And before we do that, Mason, why don't you break
down your situation again real quick.

Speaker 15 (33:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
So, I've been with my girlfriend Taliah for almost two years,
and it's everything was going great until till I could
have sworn I heard somebody else's name when we were intimate.
I heard her say Jason, which is not my name.
My name is Mason. And since then she's just been
like irritable and arguing over little things, like she's resistant

(34:14):
to getting intimate again, and it just seems suspicious.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Okay, you ready for us to call her? And see
if we can figure it out.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Let's do it all right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Hell, hi, this is Corbeck calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Talia.

Speaker 7 (34:43):
Yes, Hi, Hi Talia.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with some big congratulations. You're this most
big winner. Thank you so much?

Speaker 12 (34:55):
Cool?

Speaker 7 (34:55):
Thanks? Would I win?

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Maybe you haven't seen this. Every single month, we choose
one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from
our floral department. It's thirty six long stem red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a card. It's
absolutely free, no purchase necessary. It's just our way of
saying thank you very much for being such a loyal customer.
It's a three hundred and sixteen dollar value.

Speaker 7 (35:17):
Actually, wow, that's that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
You do this every month, yep, every single month, and
this month it's to Leah month.

Speaker 7 (35:25):
Wow. Okay, that's cool. I have a question. Does it
have to be I'm kind of anti flowers? Can it
be like a plant or something?

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Or sure? Yes, we have things like that.

Speaker 7 (35:37):
Okay cool? You want to cac die Yeah, that'd be adorable.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Okay, sure we can do an arrangement with that. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
The first thing I would need would be the first
and the last name of the person you'd like to
send them to.

Speaker 7 (35:50):
Okay, I'd like to send it to Mason.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Okay, And anything you want to put on a card
to Mason.

Speaker 19 (36:00):
Yeah, we're moving into our department together, so I'd say
something like I hope you like our new little cactive
and I thought it could be our first thing we
have together in our new apartment.

Speaker 20 (36:15):
That.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Oh that's sweet and Talia.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Now, I will let you know that this is not
the grocery store at all. It's actually a radio show.
It's called The Jewbill Show.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Hi, I'm Nina. Hi I'm Victoria, and my name is Jubell.

Speaker 7 (36:28):
How are you uh disappointed?

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Well? Yeah, sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
But we do a segment on the show it's called
to Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant
other might be messing around, you see who they send
flowers to, and your boyfriend Mason is on the phone.

Speaker 7 (36:50):
Wait what are you wait? Mason? Hello? Mason? What is
the what? I can't what? What?

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Uh? I got out of this show because I was
suspected that you might have been cheating Heliah what.

Speaker 7 (37:15):
Why why would you think that? Why would you call
the radio to tell me about this?

Speaker 3 (37:21):
You know, when we were when we were doing stuff
the other night, I heard you say Jason, and then
you acted like like I imagined it.

Speaker 21 (37:31):
Dame, you serious, like I can't believe we're still talking
about this, like we already discussed this.

Speaker 7 (37:37):
I didn't say anyone else's name.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Well, yes you did. And also if I said something
else like Margaret or Janet.

Speaker 7 (37:47):
You would.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
You would get upset too, wouldn't you.

Speaker 7 (37:50):
Yes, if you said Margaret or Janet, I would get upset.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
But I didn't say.

Speaker 7 (37:54):
Like anything else. It's ridiculous. I said, you just misheard me.
I don't even know.

Speaker 17 (38:00):
That's when I was wondering.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
I just I just want to hear the truth.

Speaker 7 (38:04):
But I don't. I just can't with you right now.

Speaker 19 (38:09):
Okay, Okay, I I did say Jason.

Speaker 7 (38:17):
What No, Okay, no, I know I did. I did.
But oh my god, it's not even oh my god,
this is so embarrassing. It's not even what you think
like at all?

Speaker 2 (38:28):
What then? What is it?

Speaker 7 (38:32):
Seriously, it's it's so dumb.

Speaker 21 (38:36):
So you know I've been rewatching Ozark and you know
that like I'm obsessed with that show, and Jason Bateman's.

Speaker 7 (38:47):
Character popped into my head for like half a second.
I didn't like.

Speaker 20 (38:55):
Okay, so I'm over here spiraling because you were thinking
about Jason Bateman when we were getting intimate, just because
he's been watching Ozark?

Speaker 7 (39:08):
Is that what this is?

Speaker 6 (39:09):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
With God?

Speaker 7 (39:11):
Yeah, little Manny think it was just a second, Like
it was just a tiny little second that I accidentally
thought about money Birds. And it's not a.

Speaker 19 (39:20):
Crime, it's just it was just you slipped in for
a second.

Speaker 7 (39:25):
Yeah. I just think it's a little.

Speaker 17 (39:26):
Weird to think about another dude TV or not when
we're doing that.

Speaker 7 (39:31):
They got to know. But it was a second. Ass
Jason Bateman, Babe. It's not like I'm gonna run off
with him, you know what I mean? Like, you watch
way worse stuff before bed? Should I remind you? Remember
what's that show? That Viking show? I know you.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Are Vikings popping into your head when you're.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Doing that.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Vikings?

Speaker 7 (39:54):
Wow, Yeah, I am.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
I am not thinking about a Viking princess while me
and you were doing the.

Speaker 7 (40:02):
I don't know, I just don't know how they feel
about for we should do some Viking stuff. I wouldn't.
I mean, it's not like I'm actually cheating though I'm
not cheating. I admit it was embarrassing, but I'm not cheating.

Speaker 17 (40:21):
Yeah, okay, but thinking about another guy while we're doing
it isn't isn't cheating.

Speaker 7 (40:27):
Okay, you're right, but it's also not not.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Cheating, Like, do you think it makes me feel?

Speaker 7 (40:34):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It was just literally the one
time it slipped in. It's not like I.

Speaker 19 (40:41):
Went into it thinking like I'm just gonna imagine you
Jason Bateman.

Speaker 7 (40:44):
That's not what happened. But I understand and I apologize
and it won't happen again. I mean, honestly, maybe you're
waist sexier.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Thank thank you. It's fine, it's honestly, it's it's all right.

Speaker 7 (41:03):
I understand.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
I don't know if it happens again. I'm just gonna
find out where Jason Bateman is and I'm gonna go
kick it.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Do you think of it as a compliment?

Speaker 18 (41:21):
Your heart is true, You're pal and down ready you
do ad invited? Everyone pull just a little.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the car
detached would say thank you. Be every iconic show has
their wacky cast of characters, and the Jubil Show is
no different.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk and Mina Hi.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And
who could forget the newest member of the show, the
hip Ti Vorsee, who loves scrolling on almost as much
he loves his college age daughter, Producer.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Freeze, Good morning.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
And then there's me.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
I'm Jewel and this is the Jewbil Show and it's
the time week where we check in and see what's
going on in our lives.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
So Nina was over to you this week. I think
I've made a little bit of a commitment and this
is this is a good thing. So I don't know
if you know this about me, but I've moved four
times in the last five years. Actually a lot more
than that if you had on more years. But this
is very exciting because I just got a new couche
and it feels really good because we have new energy.
I got rid of all of the old stuff because

(42:31):
my life was pretty much in storage for three years. Also, man,
it's very complicated. Maybe just simplify this, I use sage.
I got all the bad energy out. I have a
new couch, and basically when I walk into my place,
I feel like a new person. Nice. Yeah, and and
the couch I bought new. So that's why it feels
like a commitment. Ooh, it's huge. It is big one.

(42:52):
It's a Greig couch and I just hop around each
seat to see which one feels best and check out
all the views and stuff.

Speaker 6 (43:00):
It's one those couches where like, if you drink too much,
you can easily like just like crash on his couch
for like a night.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Oh yeah, it's wide enough. But that's the commitment, you
know what I'm saying. It costs a lot to get
a couch. You're saying, I'm saying, this is my spot
right now. I'm committing it to it.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
It's like it's the human equivalent of being on something,
like you got your couch in there, it's like you
pete on it exactly, lift.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Your leg and log on the Hikeia.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Mark Victoria, what's up with you this week?

Speaker 6 (43:30):
Well, guys, do you remember last week? I think it happened.
We got an email or if you whatever it was.
We got an email from someone about possibly doing like
a live event with them. Yes, okay, we thought we
had like been responding back and forth to them because
it was a person who's like pretty.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Big on like you don't want to say their name
is weird.

Speaker 6 (43:50):
Okay, it with Benny Frankel.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Yeah, that's your real housewife if you don't know who
she is, and she's been on TikTok.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
But I don't know if Victoria is being secretive about it.
I don't know why either. I didn't mean to be
protecting privacy. Well, okay, so.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
They asked us to do to like come on her
Instagram and then do like an interview thing.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Yes, and we had to do a tech check.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
So Jubil and I did a tech tech tech check
the other day and I couldn't log onto our Instagram.
I couldn't figure out why, mind you. Turns out it's
only a button I was impressing, So I'm like, my bad.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
We could have done that the whole time. Yeah, we
could definitely, but she cast you a couple of thousands.

Speaker 6 (44:24):
A good thing we did it because talking to someone
who works in social media.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Yesterday, it was a scam.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
Like She's like, well, did they come from like a Gmail?
And I'm like yeah, this guy's femail and she goes, Victory,
what did it say? And I was telling her and
she goes, that's a scam trying to hack our Instagram.
And thankfully because I didn't press.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
The button, because you didn't know to press the button.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
They couldn't job.

Speaker 6 (44:50):
They messaged me yesterday asked about like, hey can you
well now, I'm like, you wasted my time, so always
yours so now responded.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
There were so hardcore about it because we were like, yeah,
we can't figure it out, man, sorry, we're not gonna
be able to do this interview.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
And he's like, you could just try this this yeah,
and I was like, why is pressing so hard?

Speaker 6 (45:10):
It was ridiculous, So that I responded and I told
him like, Okay, I think we got it all fixed.
I think we'll check again. But also, would you like
to come on our podcast? It'd be so cool.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
We can offer her this. We will on need payment
up front, but what are your thoughts?

Speaker 6 (45:25):
All responded, but I think for a few weeks.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Hey, that's good that we didn't know how to get on.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Yeah. I was like, oh gosh, things work out for
a reason.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Wow with you, I got the memo on my door
yesterday telling me that I have forty eight hours before
they're going to come into my apartment and check the
fire alarm. Oh good, And I don't like that, Like,
this is the first time I've been in a situation
where I've had an apartment complex where I've had something
like this happen, and it feels amasive to me, Like

(46:00):
I like, can't I check that and like send you
a video of me checking it or something like why
are you going to play in my.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
House that the time?

Speaker 6 (46:07):
When I say I'm gonna do that, I'm not actually
gonna do that.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
I'm just gonna take the batteries out.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Well, I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Well if they're building, so they have the right to
do that, and they're making sure that it works in
their place. Actually I don't know all the legalities behind it,
but they get to come in and out all the time.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Yeah, it's just weird.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
I just feel like I should hide all my valuables,
Like I feel weird about it.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Just make it worth their time, what do you mean,
Like I just got on the show's change.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
Part of the issue though, is that they're doing it
in hours that I'm probably not going to be there.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
That's the problem. That's that's where it feels weird today.
Off just gut shopping, get some weird stuff and h
just be on the couch.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
What's going on with you?

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Well, I think my neighbors, Like I know that my
neighbors think I'm weird, but now I'm wondering if they
might want to like call the authorities on me. Okay,
So I have a stop sign right outside of my house,
right on the street that we're on, and there's like
a text message group with all the neighbors and they
text all the time and they're like, Hey, do you

(47:14):
want to come over?

Speaker 2 (47:15):
And we're having this party on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
How many times have you come over?

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Juble zero?

Speaker 4 (47:23):
Thanks for including me. But but the other.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Day I stole the stop sign that's outside of my
house for what reason. It was kind of dangling and
I wanted to use it for something, so I took
the stop sign.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
And there was a text message that the next day
did anybody see who stole the stop sign? And then
there was like this whole thread about like how upset
they are that somebody stole the stop stop side?

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Oh my god, isn't I don't know.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Yeah, there's probably is footage of it somewhere. So they're
trying to track down whoever stole the stop sign.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Radio time we stole the stop sign.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
I hope they don't talk to the dog walker dude
that I have come during the show to walk my dog,
because the stop sign is like right when you enter
the house, you can see the stop sign.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Also, I stole a don't park do not park sign?
Why so like he's just seeing signs pile up, so
like he could incriminate me.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
So I'm just like, I shouldn't set those things right
where people can see him.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
It should be a little more still. Or you were
to steal them, well, if you were to use them
for like art or something hypothetically speaking, would you get
in trouble for that? Yeah, you get in. But if
you were to display it his art, they don't know.
I could have paid for it to be a fake,
not a real stop sign stop sign? What's that called

(48:38):
three D printing? Did you have to steal a stop
sign because I want to use it for art? Thing
told you?

Speaker 1 (48:46):
And so I've been wanting to take that stop sign
for a while and then one day it was just
loose opportunity. Well, thank you God, You've gifted me the
stop sign.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
This is your sign.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Then I was driving I had another idea and I
needed a no parking sign, and I was driving by
a construction site, you know, early in the morning. So
I took pulled over and grabbed a few of the
no parking things.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
They're not just like on the street.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Isn't that like when you put a free couch out
your phone?

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Brank happens every single hour on the twenties. The next
one is coming up right after this and right after
that is what's trending. It's the Jubile Show, brought to
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It's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Well, researchers have just revealed that we now know which
artist people listen to most during their intimate times.

Speaker 18 (49:38):
WHOA.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
I'll tell you who it is and see if you
like to push play on that artist. Sure, in just
a second, but first, Tyler the creator, I don't know
it could be well. See but if you're a fan
of Squid Games, there is a new Squid Games game show.
It's Squid game the VIP Challenge that's coming out. So

(50:00):
they had their first version that did pretty well, and
now this is the VIP Challenge with celebrities. So Melb
from Spice Girls is going to be on it, Dylan
Efron from Traders, Tristan Thompson, who's Koye Kardashian's baby daddy,
I'm like, and a couple other ones. But the whole
thing kind of sounds like it's going to be like
a Survivor meets squid Games, which is basically what you're

(50:22):
doing anyways. Right, nobody's like about alliance and stuff smarty.

Speaker 7 (50:29):
Well, I've never.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Watched swid games, but it's called squid Games.

Speaker 6 (50:32):
I'm guessing it's just about squid games.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Well, squid Games is like you you're fighting for your life,
like like the show Survivors, like alliances and how you're
going to use your brain to get through these things.
I mean, they're actually not gonna get hurt or whatever
because it's TV show. But anyway, if you're into it,
that's coming. Have you ever thought about how much money
you spend in the annoyance economy? I didn't even know
that we do that. We have dubbed a part of

(50:55):
our economy, the annoyance economy, and it's costing consumers. And
that's when you're waiting on hold, blocking junk messages, clicking
cancel on unwanted subscriptions, and all of these things take
up actually quite a bit of your daily life. So
they decided to go and tally it all up. And
the annoyance economy is costing American consumers one hundred and
sixty six billion dollars a year in lost time and money.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
That's crazy, Like financially, that's crazy. But I wonder how
much time that is too.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Yeah, well, just thinking about it, if you have to
call for something in you're on hold forever, Yeah, then
it takes hour to deal with it.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
That After that, you don't have much energy to do
much else. You're like, man, this, I can't.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
I just got through that.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Yeah, how is it tally up to money? I guess
I'm not really sure. Like it's saying junk fees okay,
So like you're clearing out your junk email. That's going
to cost you ninety billion dollars a year because of time, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Times and money.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
We probably spend time doing that instead of the things
that can make money so that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Yeah, that makes sense. That's why Victoria never cleans out
her inbox.

Speaker 7 (51:55):
Yeah, because time is money.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Maybe I'm to have for that and I gotta make money.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Yeah, but it's true, Like I you know, that's why
I would love to have a personal assistant if we
want me to start a podcast and things like that,
and I'm like, yeah, I would love to, except I'm
doing Aaron's ninety percent of the day right now, and
then things like that, You're like, I gotta handle this thing,
this thing, this thing, this thing.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
I'm like, I don't where is the time where?

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Yeah, where am I going to fit that?

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:20):
It was the best. I used to work with this
guy who had his wife lay out his clothes every morning.
She would pack his lunches every day, and it's very sweet.
They're a very happy couple. But then he'd look at
me and he'd be like, Yeah, can you meet at
this time or can you do this? Blah blah blah. No,
I have to do my own laundry for myself, exactly,
go to the grocery store, take myself to the doctor.
Think how much more profitable you could be if you

(52:42):
didn't have to do that.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
I mean a lot of.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
People have talked about that, like with the you know,
marriage declines and what and then roles in marriages and
everything like there were benefits to having specific roles in relationships,
but with the economy the way it is and everybody
having to work as hard as they work, it's just
not really.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
I mean, you could have a husband that makes those
doctor appointments for you too. Yeah yeah, yeah, just help
each other out. It lays out my clothes.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
I wasn't saying.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
You hear a team and you are handling thing. Yeah, yeah,
that's nice.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
I wasn't saying gender specific.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
I was just saying, yeah, yeah, for sure. Also, the
way that companies work people to death in this country.
You don't have time to do it, but except for
on your weekend, right, Like a lot of people run
errands on the weekend. Their erin is their weekends when
they're supposed to be like checking out, relaxing, distressing, are
spent doing all the stressful.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Things right right because you can't because.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
You're expected to be at a desk from nine to
five when you have four hours of work, so you
sit there for there are other four hours, like playing
games on your phone trying to figure out how to
look busy, and.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
These companies don't care.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
They don't go, hey, man, you could take an hour
and a half lunch today if you need to to
take care of some errand or go to a doctor's appointment.

Speaker 16 (53:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Yeah, I think that's why people love going to Costco
so much. It's like Disneyland for groceries shopping. It's totally okay,
last I follow that exhausted you and you feel like
you just need a little alone time with your somebody.
Are you listening to? Wait? Can you guys guess first?
The most listened to artists during the Little Dicky six

(54:13):
nine huh too short?

Speaker 4 (54:17):
Okay, well.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
A very great guesses. No, it's the weekend that that
makes sense. His concert, Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
There's a lot of people just sexy time.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
I was like, oh, go on Spotify and look at
like the sexy time playlist that people make just to
see what they use some of you listen.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
To, You're like, not at all. He would never give me.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
I remember when I was young, I used to think
that Ninas nails was sexy, and now listen to it,
I'm like, that's kind of disturbing.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Ls I would run so fast. I'm not going to Dina.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
That's what's strending. Dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 7 (55:06):
I do have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Sweet, what is it all right?

Speaker 15 (55:10):
I have been with my partner for five years on
and off, and he has a very gym going muscle band.
And I went and did the thing where you snooped
through his phone and found out that he has been
on Facebook dating still continuously. He has not been only
trying to Facebook date with women, he has also been

(55:31):
Facebook dating.

Speaker 7 (55:32):
And tried to hook up with men. Oh yeah, so
now I have.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
No idea how to have that conversation because I just
found out.

Speaker 7 (55:41):
Oh I haven't even had a conversation. No, I found
out on Sunday morning.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
Oh how long have you guys been together?

Speaker 9 (55:52):
You said, we've been together on and off for five years.

Speaker 7 (55:55):
Oh we have a child.

Speaker 9 (55:58):
Together as well.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
I hope.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Sorry Facebook dating. I'm not gonna lie. I've never used
that one. You said on and off again for five years.
I would say this would be your off again.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
Just stay off yeah and keep it there.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Yeah, I'm sorry though, that so sucks.

Speaker 6 (56:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Well, thank you for telling us. At least I'm looking
for somebody's phone and I'm not dating anybody, all right, Ye,
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