July 16, 2026 • 42 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you feel smart to double show, Well, it's time
to put that to the test, because if you go
on social media at all, it's pretty clear that everybody
thinks that they're an expert on everything. Yeah, most of
the time, it's nothing but people telling you how to
live and how to think because they figured it all out.
But there's one quiz going viral right now. It only
takes five questions to see if you're actually smarter than
(00:22):
a fifth grader. So we'll go over those questions right
now and you can see just how smart you are
or aren't.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Like, if you pass this test, then like what happened?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I'm sticker, And here are the five questions. If you
can answer these correctly, you're smarter than a fifth grader.
If you get one wrong, you're going to go back
to fifth grade. Shoot, Damon, still here, so you can
play along with us, and we'll ask everybody in the room.
Here's the first question. What is the top color in
(00:55):
any rainbow? Orange? Blue, or red? Nina, I got red,
you're saying red.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I'm saying red.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Okay, Victoria, you're going with red.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Brus A freeze, I'm going orange.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You're going to orange. On that bro what going back
to the barbecue, Chris, it's gonna be red. It's gonna
be you're saying red. Okay, the answer to that one
is red already has to go back to fifth grade.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I was gonna say, I'm the one that's been the
longest out of school out.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Of everybody there.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
That is not an excuse for a long time.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
The only time I you know, I wouldn't know this
before I had a son, But now my life is rainbows.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
We go through the rainbow colors. Here's the next question.
You can answer these five questions correctly. You're officially smarter
than a fifth grader. Which large country is the closest
to New Zealand, Australia, be Egypt or see Iceland, Nina.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
They're gonna copy me, but it's Australia. You're saying Australia,
all right, Victoria. Which which large country is closest to
New Zealand, a Australia, Egypt or Iceland.
Speaker 7 (02:10):
I do think it's Australia.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Go to Australia, map Yeah, Producer Freeze, I'm gonna go
with Iceland just because I like being weird.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
You're already going back to well, you know it out
the window.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Chris is gonna be Australia.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You're saying Australia.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Okay. The correct answer to that, which large country is
close to New Zealand is Australia.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
I'm not convinced that you guys aren't going back to
fifth grade because I said the right answer first, okay,
and then you follow.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But if you look at a map, the only thing
I guess almost on Iceland.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
But that's either on the north or the south. That's
kind of far away.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, so yeah, but it's like not here. You don't
get wrong answers. I just don't explain him. So I
sound smart kind of a little bit.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
If you can answer these five questions directly, they say
that you are. You can count yourself smarter than a
fifth grader. How many years are in one millennium? A
one hundred, B one thousand or c ten thousand? How
many years are in one millennium? A one hundred, B
one thousand or C. Ten thousand? Nina, I think it's
(03:19):
a hundred. You go with one hundred or is that millions?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
One thousand?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I'll saying the s anything.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I think it's one hundred. Stores she's doing that?
Speaker 7 (03:31):
What are the options again?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
How many years are in one millennium? A one hundred,
B one thousand or C ten thousand? I think it's
you're going in a thousand, Nina, Sure, okay, I'm going
to ten.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You're going? Are you going back to school?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Girls? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh I thought bowed out? Is guinea the list again?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
How many years are in one millennium? A one hundred,
B one thousand or see ten thousand, one hundred? You're
going one hundred?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Okay, and barbecue, Chris, it's a thousand.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Here's a will Smith. You're going to the will Indeum,
the will Ilium.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh when did that come out?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
When did that come out? Two thousand? They did?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Chris knows too much.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
You know Will Smith came out?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Good, jiggy with it. You remember you know the correct
answer is B one thousand.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
One. Right.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I'm really glad.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
I I can guessed myself. Victoria and producer Freeze have
to go back to fifth grade.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
That was established two questions ago.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Going over just five questions and if you can answer
them correctly, you can actually say that you're smarter than
a fifth grader. If you can't, then well sorry.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
What fifth grader knows that?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Not that I know.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That's dumb.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
What is the capital of England? Oh? Way, Manchester, B
York or Sea London? What is the capital of England Manchester,
York or London? Nina, I don't know the Manchester Manchester? Sure, okay, Victoria.
What is the capital of England? A Manchester, B York
(05:20):
or CE London?
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Is Manchester?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You're going Manchester as well?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Okay, Producer Freeze broke a shot.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I'm not taking a shot. I'm done embarrassing myself. Barbecue Chris,
I'm gonna go London. You're going London on that one.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Okay. The correct answer on what is the capital of
England is London? I guess.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Man almost made it. I almost made it.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
The last question of these five questions that if you
can answer them all correctly, you can officially say you're
smarter than a fifth grader. So far, the only person
in this studio that is actually smarter than fifth grade
is Barbecue Chris. Yeah. How many months have thirty one days?
A five, B seven or C eight? How many months
(06:10):
have thirty one days? I would I would fail this
right away, I guess say right now? A five, B,
seven or C eighty.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I'm gonna go with eight.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Eight, Okay, Victoria with five, going five and barbecue, Chris,
what are the officers again? How many months have thirty
one days?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Five?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Seven or eight? I'm gonna go seven. You're going with seven?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I win this.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
This is gonna be by chance.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
The correct answer is seven. This son, who knows is
not even two years old. He doesn't even know what
a month is yet. I would fail that. I would
fail that so bad. It's I did.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It wasn't until my twenties that I actually got all
the months of the year right.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I would always get to us in up September, October, November, December.
I would always say September, November, October or sometimes September
August OCD. I never could get it right until I
was like twenty five.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Well, I think we got there. I figured it out.
You got there?
Speaker 7 (07:15):
How are you going backwards in the months January?
Speaker 8 (07:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Your phone break happens every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that. It's Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Day mornings on the twenties. Hello, I was looking for Scott.
This is hey Scott.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
This is P Deakins. I'm the manager of the subway
store that you just you just got some food from,
wondering if you already ate your sandwich?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yes, as a matter of fact, I just finished it.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Ah right, great? Yeah, just you know, I had your
info and wanted to call you up because I noticed
something pretty pretty big I should probably talk to you about,
and I did. How would sandwich everything everything with a
sandwich tastes? Okay, did you notice any unusual consistencies or
anything with it?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Well?
Speaker 9 (08:13):
I I thought the sandwich was fine, but this phone
call is making me think.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Did you eat the whole thing?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I hate the whole thing?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 8 (08:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Nothing, Yes, it's sorry. I'm a little scatterbrained. It's been
kind of a crazy day. One of our employees earlier today,
I had a little bit of an accident here and
kind of sliced his fingertip off. So it's been been
a whirlwind.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait, you're telling me
that I are You're telling me what.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
You're not telling me?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Well, well no, I was just called it chick. In
with you. Make sure every that you're feeling okay after
eating the sandwich, and then there was nothing which was
all good.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Basically, enjoy what happened.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Like I said, I'm a little scattered rain today because
I go right before you picked up your order and
when our employees kind of sliced off a little bit
of a fingertip there, and I was just like, well.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Man, are you saying I ate a finger?
Speaker 10 (09:12):
I'm sorry your employee caught off a finger and you're
calling me about my fan.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
I hate your employee's finger, that's what you're telling me.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Uh yeah, I'm sorry you you're asking if I'm telling
you that you ate our employee's finger.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I hat your employee's finger. I hate your employee finger.
Speaker 11 (09:31):
Oh my god, what the hell is going on?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
We have a twenty percent coupons today and you forgot
to grab.
Speaker 11 (09:37):
It on the way About your coupon?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
I ate you and finger?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
No, I'm just gonna let you know you forgot to
grab a coupon on your way out and would love
to get your business.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Care about the coupons?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
The finger?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
What about the finger?
Speaker 11 (09:51):
To go to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah, he went to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Let's all find you no that you just me, Oh, well,
did you.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Cut your finger?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
God, this is your f finger.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I can't believe I ate a finger, sir.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I think you're a little bit confused here. No, the
finger is not It wasn't in your food at all.
I was calm to say that you forgot to grab
your coupon.
Speaker 10 (10:12):
So, but why would you bring the finger up in
the first place if this said?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I you know, I was just telling you. It's just
crazy over here. I was having trouble getting to the point.
But yeah, I just want to make.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Sure you you are an idiot.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
You You got me all worked up convincing me that
I ate a finger, and you're talking about coupons some way.
Speaker 11 (10:34):
Coupons.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, just if you wanted to come back and pick
up your coupon, would love.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
I am never coming back that.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone break on you and your buddy Robert has set
you hup.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
You just wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Oh god, oh my god, I thought I hate.
Speaker 12 (10:59):
Somebody wake up every morning with jewbile phone Franks, we
say Mornings on the Twenties.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Brought to you by Muckel shooting going Auburn, You're home
for Machinego, It's time for Nina's.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
What's trending.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
There's something called slop face that has been taking over Hollywood.
First we saw a zumpik face. Now we have slop face,
and it is not what you think it is. I
will explain to make sure you don't get slap faced
in just a second. But first we'll start with Victoria,
who just walked in in Hillary Duff from head to
toe freak good?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
How was the show last night?
Speaker 7 (11:31):
Amazing?
Speaker 6 (11:32):
So are you wearing good? Are you wearing her skirt too?
She's got a T shirt?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Hey, guys?
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Hat Okay, I forget the boots.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Fine.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Honestly, the easiest thing I could put on this morning
was everything that I'm wearing. Believe it or not, it's
just like in my mind, like it came together in
my mind. So I was like, Okay, I know everything is,
I know how to grab it.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
It's cute, but oh yeah, you look super cute.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
But how is the show amazing?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
It was so good, But it was the crowds getting there.
Took us four hours to get in, four hours to
get in here to the theater and then like to
our seats total of I think four hours.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Where was she at last night? Auburn White River Amphitheater?
That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Traffic was insane, and then we left a little bit earlier.
But I don't think anyone like got out that like
I think they were waiting in line for like an
hour just to get out.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
But we left one way in and one way out.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Yeah, I haven't been down to that venue in a
long time, but that it was a pretty night though.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
It was that It's like they've been having these issues
since I got here like five years ago, and they
still having the issues of people getting people in and
getting out taking that long. So I feel like I
don't know why they haven't fixed it by no or
like I don't love about the solution. It wasn't made
for traffic, you know what I mean. It's likesane, Like
I don't know what the plan is for that. But
the venues that have that you just kind of have
(12:45):
to pack your patients. It's just part of like it's
a part of the experience.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
You feel like it was still worth it.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
I mean to see her, yes, but I will see
very few people at that theater, Like just I don't
want to go to that theater or that.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
But it's outdoor though it's hot for good.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
In other news, I don't know if you were paying
attention to the fee for World Cup, but Argentina is
going to the finals. But you know, what I didn't
know is that they also have a bronze final, so
both England and France will play each other again on Saturday,
so they'll see who gets the bronze title. That's going
to be happening at five o'clock Eastern time, so two
(13:26):
o'clock three or four. Yep, glad, I just did that
back in my head.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
So that's on Saturday, so another soccer field weekend. And
then Sunday is the finals between Spain and Argentina, so
we'll see who takes home the ball. But the interesting
part is is that Tom Cruise is going to be
a part of the performance and the closing ceremonies. What
I know, Tom Cruise was a part of the ceremony
when the Olympics were here.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Was it the Olympics or was this part of the
World Cup announcement? I don't remember.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
He was like doing this whole like double O seven
fall from the sky, I think anyway, he is going
to be part of the Finals show along with Jennifer Hudson,
Robbie Williams, Nicole Scherzinger, I mean in some other names.
And then Tom Cruise, I don't know what he's gonna do.
He's gonna be performing, they say, so, I don't know
what he's gonna do. Maybe he's got some moves, TikTok
(14:15):
dances you can bring out to wown.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Play soccer, Tommy, but they're all.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
Supposed to play soccer. It's like a performance, like a
halftime show. Essentially, it isn't say either, it's the closing ceremony.
That's why I'm saying, what's he gonna do? Yeah, so
you feel me here? What is he gonna do? And lastly,
slap face is taking over Hollywood and I don't believe
that Tom Cruise has it, but slop face, Like, when
you hear that, you're probably thinking like melting face or
too much of like filler or something. But actually they're
(14:42):
saying slop face is all of the actors looking the same.
So social media, like you know how people will go
to plastic surgeons and get filter faces, you know, the
little nose, the big eyes, the high cheek bones, and
so they've noticed that the younger general specifically is starting
to get this face.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
They all look the same.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
Yeah, what's the wine of games opposite?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
What do you mean they No, No, they're not getting
the opposite.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
They're not getting anything.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
No, they are. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Everybody that's going to get work done now is all
starting to look the same because what they're asking for
is the same. So they described it as slop face,
which doesn't fit to me, but it gets Instagram face
or slop face.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
But I always thought it was like Uncanny Valley face,
Like everybody starts to look the same, and it's like, oh,
maybe there's like.
Speaker 12 (15:33):
It makes me feel like makes me feel like I'm
in a simulation.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, I mean that's it.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Though I have heard that that there's been so many
people getting botox that like actors, like it's so hard
to cast people who don't have botox because like their
expressions are so differently. Dude, it freaks me out, Like
all those little like micro movements in your face help people.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Okay, don't knock botox, I mean, do not knock it.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
I started getting it when I was twenty seven, But
that was because I was having headaches and I had
really deep lines in my forehead, and I feel really
good about it.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Your face, it does. I mean, it depends on how
much you get. But I'm just saying, you'll botox haters.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
Beautiful the way you are.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
True, that's true too, but I just feel like botox
is the least of all of the evils.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Don't give them your money spending on Margarita.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Just say exactly, tacos and.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Margarita's or whatever makes you ha' whatever makes you happy.
Just you know, maybe you don't want to look like
everybody around you, but if that makes you happy to
who are we to tell you what to do?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Exact?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
That is what's trending.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
The Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Tatum is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her husband of five years
named Walker, might be cheating on her. So we'll see
if we can help her out. But before we do that, Tatum,
why do you think that your husband's cheating?
Speaker 11 (17:02):
I think he's co worker in the Dairy Queen parking lot.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Oh okay, specific the Dairy Queen parking lot.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Okay, how did we get here?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah? Why do you think that?
Speaker 11 (17:16):
Yeah? Well, look we've been married for five years now,
and after year one, I got him gave me his location,
and you know, he's probably forgotten that by now, but
I haven't. So for the past few weeks, I've noticed
that immediately after work, his phone's location shows up at
the Dairy Queen. And it's not like he's eating because
(17:36):
he's still comes home hungry, immediately goes into the pantry
to grab something and like ask, what's you know, what
we're having for dinner? So like, what the is he
doing in the Dairy Queen parking lot?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah? I mean that long?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, My Mommy's always said boys grow all the time,
like growing boys, they just like eat everything, anything and everything.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
But I don't know, he could be having two dinners.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, do you think that?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Is he getting high and going to day?
Speaker 11 (18:05):
I mean, I wish, I wish that's what it was, Like,
I just I don't know. But he's also recently mentioned
his coworker her name is Sydney, and so like I'm
thinking that he's seeing Sydney and the Dairy Queen parking
line after work. That's that's what I really feel, all right.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Okay, yeah, Well, so you know we've done these before
where we find out that somebody like some dietary restrictions
or they're on a new diet and the husband is
like hiding eating something. Do you guys have anything like
that going on right now?
Speaker 11 (18:36):
No, there's nothing like that. There's no reason he wou
hide eating Gary Queen.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Okay, well, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. You already told us what grocery store he's
a rewards card member at. So we'll play a song
come back, and then call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that he's this month's
lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our Florida apartment
to anybody that he wants. And we'll see if he
sends those flowers to you or to somebody else. Okay,
all right, we'll get your to Catch a Cheater right
(19:02):
after this. It's the Double Show.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
The Double Show.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Right in the middle of To Catch a Cheater And
if you're just joining us, Tatum is on the phone
and she thinks that her husband of five years named
Walker might be messing around. So we're about to call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewards card member at and tell him that
he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers to be
delivered to anybody that he wants to, and we'll see
if he sends those to his wife or to somebody
else before do that, Tatum, why don't you remind us
(19:30):
why you think he might be cheating again?
Speaker 11 (19:32):
Yeah, So for the past few weeks, I've noticed that
immediately after he said work, he goes through the Dairy
Queen and I have this location on my phone, which
he's probably forgotten, but he's at the Dairy Queen and
then he's still comes I'm hungry for dinner, So I'm
not sure what's going on here. Like I think he's
seen his coworker Sydney, because he's been talking about her
a lot. Okay, And that's that's what I suspect.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
And that's where you suspect, yes, because why.
Speaker 11 (19:59):
Else would he be going there?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah, it is weird to be going to a Dairy
Queen parking lot every day for a long time. All Right,
I'm dial his phone number right now, and we'll see
if we'll see you send flowers too.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Okay, okay, thanks, here we go.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Hello, Hey, this is jorable calling from grocers. I was
looking for our rewards card member named Walker. Oh yeah Walker, Hi,
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with it. But congratulations and thank you
for shopping with us. You're this month's winner. Hope you
can hear a Scott then for you. Congratulations win. Well, no,
(20:42):
it's well, I guess it is sort of random, but
sort of not. Thanks for asking. Every single month we
choose one rewards card member at random who gets a
free gift from us for being such a loyal customer.
And uh, this month it's free flowers delivers from our
floor department. So you've won thirty six long stem red roses,
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store and fill out the paperwork whatever is easiest for you,
and you'll get confirmations on all this before we're done.
Speaker 11 (21:31):
No, I got a minute. Can we just do it now?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Absolutely?
Speaker 7 (21:35):
So.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
All I would need from you would be the first
and last name of the person that you'd like to
send them to, and then if you want to put
anything on a card, and then we'll get the address
and that's it.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Okay, Oh you know what, send the flowers to Jennifer.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Jennifer. Okay, I can do that. And before we get
the address, do you want to in a card along
with it?
Speaker 11 (22:02):
Yeah? Uh, they they have the card.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Say this is for keeping secrets, and you guys have
like can you hear like a wink emoji?
Speaker 8 (22:11):
Pace?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah, we can do emojis.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Okay, so this is for keeping secrets.
Speaker 11 (22:18):
You're looking up with my sister.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Whoa walker?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
This is.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
The Jubil Show.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
It's a radio show.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Yeah yeah, wait, what are you talking?
Speaker 4 (22:35):
What are you talking about? Is the cart?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
This is this is the Jubile Show. It's a radio show,
and we do a segment called to Catch a Cheater
where if you think somebody is cheating on their significant other,
you can see who they send flowers to. So that's
your wife, Tatum, probably wondering why you're keeping secrets with
her sister and sending her flowers.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Come on, come on, why are you doing it?
Speaker 7 (22:59):
Send flowers?
Speaker 11 (23:01):
What are you?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
How?
Speaker 11 (23:03):
Why are why?
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Why? But why why do you?
Speaker 11 (23:05):
This is?
Speaker 10 (23:07):
Why do you think I'm cheating on you?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
You just sent her flowers? What's the deal?
Speaker 11 (23:12):
And you think I'm cheating? And you think I'm cheating
on you with your sister? Look are you crazy?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
What are you talking about? What?
Speaker 8 (23:22):
No?
Speaker 11 (23:22):
I have your location. I see that you've been going
to Dairy Queen every day after the past few weeks,
and you're almost there for like an hour, So I
don't understand. You don't come home hungry and you immediately
go to the pantry you get something to eat, and
so it's not like you're eating at Dairy Queen like
I don't know. I thought maybe it was like that
new coworker Sidney that you're always talking about, But I
(23:44):
didn't I didn't think of a sister like I'm discussing.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Okay, yeah, okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I
understand that this looks bad.
Speaker 11 (23:55):
Yeah, bad, No, No, it is bad. You just have
flowers to my sister about cheaping secrets.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Look, I think what I I I forgot you. I
didn't know you had my location. I forgot about that.
But this is where would you think of it? This
is not what you think. I'm not sleeping with your sister. Okay,
I'm not.
Speaker 11 (24:26):
I'm not sorry. You're right, I'm not, and you're cheating
on right? Did I get it right now?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
No? Satom, that's your sister. She's like my little sister.
Speaker 10 (24:38):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Come on you?
Speaker 10 (24:46):
Okay, I'm not doing anything with your sister. She feels
like my sister, or well, I'm not doing anything with
my coworker Lindsay or anyone else.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Okay, why are you keeping secrets?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Okay? All right?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Trying damn?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (25:09):
I we talked about starting a family, and when we
talked about that, you.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Also mentioned that my PlayStation is an issue.
Speaker 10 (25:16):
Okay, but the more specifically you said you'd throw out
my PlayStation in the garbage if I was on it
for more than an hour each day.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
But the guy hold on, hold on.
Speaker 10 (25:28):
The guys need me every day and I and I
need to help.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
My boys to keep I got it.
Speaker 10 (25:33):
I'm just trying to keep my ranking. Fortnite, you were
gaining like big time momentum right now.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Okay, that's it?
Speaker 4 (25:38):
What h.
Speaker 10 (25:46):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Nothing?
Speaker 9 (25:47):
Fortnite has a mobile version.
Speaker 10 (25:49):
But I thought you'd get mad at me if you
saw me playing in the house on my phone.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
So I wasn't.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
Going to Dairy Queen. I've been going to Dairy Queen
after working playing for my hour an hour in the
car on my phone.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
I come home.
Speaker 11 (26:00):
What okay, what okay, let's let's get back to that
in a second. Why are you sending flowers to my sister?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 10 (26:10):
Yeah, because because your sister caught me playing in the
car when she was going to Dairy Queen last week,
and I had to beg her not to tell you,
and I gave her fifty bucks and not say anything.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Oh, my card was a joke. Card was a joke
to help blading the mood.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
So you know that she wouldn't tell you. Okay, okay,
cheating me, dummish.
Speaker 11 (26:35):
I've ever heard of like that PlayStation is going in
the truck.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
No way, no way. You can't do that, babe, Come on.
Speaker 11 (26:44):
Please have them another word from you right now.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
At least he's not cheating, you know.
Speaker 10 (26:50):
Yeah, Well, if you're gonna do that, can you get
my fifty bucks back from your sister?
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Since you know now.
Speaker 12 (26:58):
The jubile shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I don't have enough money, okay, right here says right
here in this is this account, we have four hundred
and one thousand dollars. Check on you missed it.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
Nope, that says you have a four oh one k account.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Wild Waves passes today, and let's meet
our contestant for you verus Victoria, Austin. What's up, Austin?
Well we're gone pretty good. Are you ready to take
on Victoria?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
I am.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
I just thought of a song, Austin, and you don't
even know that. Now I'm gonna share.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
I thought of a song.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
It's not an appropriate song, so I can't sing it,
but it has oh I know it is Austin in
it and it just really has me cracking up in
my head right now.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
So I just how do you know what it is?
Speaker 7 (27:49):
Can I sang it before?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
But it's not appropriate though at all, which is not
helpful to you, Austin.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
And I hear right, okay, yeah, Victoria out of the
studio and she's leaving. Here we go, Austin. The game
is played like this. You have thirty seconds answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say passed and Victoria has to be you all right
to win? Okay? All right, here we go, Austin. Your
time starts now.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
Which famous bridge connect San Francisco to Marin County in California.
Which kitchen utensil gets its name from the French word
for little whip? Which famous candy was originally marketed as
a digestivate?
Speaker 5 (28:40):
I don't know, Pata.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
What is the largest muscle in the human body?
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Your body?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
All right? Got that in? Bring Victoria back into the
studio and getting settled and putting on our headphones and stuff.
Here's a question for you, Austin. Have you watched any
of the World Cup action?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I have?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Oh? Nice? Hey, how many games have you watched? Just
a couple of Yeah, that's pretty good. That's impressive. There's
not many people in America who's seen to be watching it,
because every time we ask anybody, they're like, I've never
watched anything.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
You're really sleeping on it, though. It's very entertaining.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
All right, here we go. Victoria's back in studio thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know
when to just say pass, and you have to be
Austin outright to win in Austin, you can tell Victoria
when to.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Go on your marks.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
No.
Speaker 6 (29:33):
Which famous bridge connects San Francisco to Marin County.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
The Golden each Bridge.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Which kitchen utensil gets its name from the French word
for little.
Speaker 7 (29:41):
Wit huh uh whisk?
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Which famous candy was originally marketed as a digestivate.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
Wait wait, wait candy?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Oh oh oh what a wait?
Speaker 7 (29:54):
They call it the cough drops. There's that little one,
there's the crap.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
What is the largest muscle in the human body?
Speaker 8 (30:00):
That was right?
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Umm, you're oh okay, okay, let me think we think
you're I was sare thigh, but I don't know why muscle? Yeah, yeah,
I get to state with di Actually, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
All right, send it over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard. Producer Freeze.
Speaker 10 (30:20):
Uh, Victoria had two and Austin had two.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Congratulations. That means that you win.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Dang it sweet, Yeah, and you got me went wild
waist tickets just for playing. Thank you for playing man. Yeah,
and let's go to the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
So, the famous bridge that does connect San Francisco to
Marin County is the Golden gate Bridge. The kitchen utensil
that gets its name from the French word for little.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Whip is a whisky.
Speaker 6 (30:46):
It is The famous candy that was originally marketed as
a digestive aid was black liquorice.
Speaker 8 (30:52):
You.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
The largest muscle in the human body is the gluvius maximus,
otherwise known as your buzz.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
I was gonna guess that one also, And that's it.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Hey, Austin, thank you for playing, Thank you for having me.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
We'll play you ver six story of the same time
every single weekday morning.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Remember if you want to play, just dm us.
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At the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot
Com your phone Frank happens every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one is right after this and then right
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Speaker 12 (31:18):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocateslaw dot com.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Sam is on the phone today for our first day
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Lilah.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she can tell us why she's ghosting him, and
also maybe get him a second date if he still
wants one. But before we do that, Sam, how long
has it been since you last talked to Lilah?
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Oh, it's been about a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
I guess a couple of weeks. Okay, that's that's a while.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Yeah, yeah, why do you want to get ahold of her?
A few weeks? Like plenty of fish in the sea.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
I think for me, it's it's just getting some sort
of answer. You feel like you're kind of left with
no closure. And maybe I'm one of those people, but
I don't know. I always feel like I need some
sort of that needed to make sense, you know.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
Yeah, yeah, I get that. Especially when you think something
went really well. So why don't you tell us about
the date?
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (32:10):
Yeah, So I met Lilah on bumble, you know, just swiping,
and it was great. I really liked her based on
her profile. She seemed really grounded, out doorsy, and she
had a dog, which I do, so I thought, great connection.
I thought about the dog situation being such an organic
way to kind of connect. So I said, let's go
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to the dog park. And we went to this beautiful
park and the dogs kind of ran around, had a
good time. They seemed like they really got along. It
was a nice day date, very PG safe, everybody's happy,
doesn't feel like any sort of like, you know, no
one's trying to do anything.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Just meeting the dogs. We went on in the park
with the dogs.
Speaker 8 (32:49):
And then yeah, and as I felt was doing really well,
I said, you know, there's a little brewery in a
patio down the street and it's a sunny day and
everybody's chilling out and we started playing with corn hole
and you know, just as a pool table as well
inside and we just we did all yeah, and the
dogs were it was a dog's friendly place, so like
they brought up little dog water bowls, and so I
(33:11):
asked her basically what her family does and what she
wanted to know what mine did. And I decided, you know,
it's kind of a funky business that my family does.
It's interesting anyway, and so I said, why don't you guess?
So we started playing this kind of cute guessing game,
and I told her I inherited the family business. So
that's where I left her, but I kept get really
(33:32):
cryptic with some clues. I was like, yeah, there's always
a continuing business. It's always kind of built in, you'll
never run out of it. These were my clues, and
I kind of got to a place where we were
sort of getting it, and long story short, I just
kind of got to a place with the dogs and
I felt like I felt a little response and explaining
(33:53):
that I'll be more careful next time about the dogs,
and kind of the date went on and we left
in good.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Maybe maybe it was something about the game.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I don't know. Oh well, we'll see if we can
figure it out for you. We'll play a song, come
back and then call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting you and maybe get you a
second date if you still want one. Okay, down, good,
All right, Okay, we'll get your first day follow up next.
Speaker 12 (34:15):
It's the Jubal Show First Date follow Up powered by
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Speaker 1 (34:24):
Right in the middle of your first day follow up
if you're just joining us, Sam is on the phone
and Sam's getting ghosted by a woman named Lila. So
we're about to call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a
second date. But before we do that, Sam, why don't
you break down your situation again real quick.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Yeah. We met on the dating app.
Speaker 8 (34:41):
She was really cute. I loved her dog, my dog
really loved her dog. We went on a great little
dog park date, took it to a brewery, and basically
the end of the date, we were playing a bit
of a guessing game as to what my family business
was and left on a pretty good know, I thought,
and here we are.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
I just hadn't heard from her in like two weeks now.
Speaker 11 (34:58):
All right?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
You ready for a scholar?
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah, please, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Hello, Hi Man, I speak Tolilah, please speaking? Hey Liila?
How are you?
Speaker 6 (35:11):
This is a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show. Hi,
Lila Amina, Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
And my name is Jubil. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Have you ever heard the show before?
Speaker 11 (35:22):
Pop up on my TikTok sometimes?
Speaker 7 (35:24):
Oh cool?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Oh nice, that's cool. So you you have heard of
the show me?
Speaker 4 (35:29):
So that's yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, Well we're calling you because we do a segment
on the show called the First Date follow Up. That's
where if you go out on a date with somebody
and you would up ghosting them, they can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why you're
ghosting them.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (35:43):
Oh so we're like on right now.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah, okay, and samol Sam emailed us. Uh huh. Sam
told us a little bit about your date and uh
just wondering why are you ghosting? Would you mind telling Gusts?
Speaker 11 (36:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (36:04):
Sure, I mean truthfully, yeah, it's it's really just.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
About his work.
Speaker 13 (36:14):
You know, he runs his family business, and good for him.
Speaker 11 (36:19):
It's a successful business, but it is.
Speaker 13 (36:22):
A mortuary and I just I don't do dead people.
I don't want to be with somebody who comes home
to me after you know, handling dead people all day.
Speaker 12 (36:35):
You know.
Speaker 11 (36:37):
Yeah, that's really it.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Well, so I said, he works at a mortuary. You
don't want to do a dude that handles dead people.
Speaker 11 (36:46):
No, I do not do dead people.
Speaker 13 (36:51):
I don't watch scary movies like No.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
Okay, okay, I bet he kind of runs across this
a lot.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
I feel like it would be kind of a weird.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
I mean that's a family business. He could make good money.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 13 (37:05):
I mean maybe I'm crazy, but for me, it's like
an energy thing, like if you're around dead people all day,
like spirits can attach to you and stuff, and I
just like I don't want to risk it.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
I want to deal with that.
Speaker 13 (37:18):
Like if if I was in a scary movie, I'd
be the girl that like first ligne of something crazy,
I'd be like I'm out and I would survive.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
You know, So this is your survival movie right now.
Speaker 13 (37:28):
Nobody pulled out parrot cards.
Speaker 11 (37:29):
I'm out, like I'm out, Like.
Speaker 13 (37:32):
They don't mess with this stuff, you know.
Speaker 8 (37:34):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah, Well, thank you for telling us, Ili I appreciate it.
And just to let you know, Sam is actually on
the phone and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 8 (37:44):
Yeah, I mean right now, I mean, you go to
me over over that, you over that, yeah, what you
I mean, really you should have just mentioned.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
That bother unit could explain it to you a little better.
Speaker 13 (37:57):
I just I don't do dead people, Like I don't
have a better way to put that, but like I
don't want I don't want to be in a relationship
with someone who is around dead people all day, Like
just thinking about it makes me.
Speaker 11 (38:08):
Uncomfortable, like they're gonna be.
Speaker 13 (38:13):
I just like I can't stop, like I couldn't stop
picturing it like I have just honestly, I have a
fear of dead bodies even like like I'm actually afraid
of zombies, Like I know they're not real, but I
don't think they're impossible to become real, you know, like
when there's no room left on the earth, you know,
(38:34):
I can't get over it.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Go wow, that's what this is not.
Speaker 8 (38:40):
This is not The Walking Dead, it's not Shear the
Walking Dead, It's none of those shows. This is it's
a respectful.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
About the procession.
Speaker 8 (38:48):
My family's been in it for century, and it's about
money too, Like let me, let me be honest with you,
Like my family's unloaded and it's somebody man and there's always.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Going to be a returning customers you know what I mean,
Like spirits don't care.
Speaker 13 (39:06):
Spirits don't care about your bank account like you.
Speaker 8 (39:10):
That's crazy thought, you got it. You gotta maybe get
some sage or some Palissanto and just you know, clean
your ouse.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
I'm just saying, like you know.
Speaker 8 (39:19):
That there's nothing to do with me. Energy doesn't stick
on people like that.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Listen.
Speaker 13 (39:23):
No, I'm telling you. I got our date and I
went to turn off the light in the bathroom and
it like burnt out, and it was so loud, and
it was a way it was like dramatic in a way.
Speaker 11 (39:32):
That light's going out, just isn't it.
Speaker 13 (39:35):
Like I'm telling you, this was the universe is telling
me not to mess with this.
Speaker 8 (39:40):
That's well right, Yeah, That's what I'm trying to say.
Is a coincidence though, coincidence. We had such a great chemistry,
and I just want to think, like what if we
go back and started again. No dogs, no talk of
what my family businesses or work, just like a normal
chill date.
Speaker 13 (40:00):
You after you've been breathing and dead the zombie air
a come on, I can't do it?
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Well, Well, are you sure, Lila? Would you like another
date with Sam? Will pay for it?
Speaker 11 (40:15):
No, I'm sorry. I just like I can't do it.
Speaker 13 (40:18):
I I there are people that won't care about this,
and I cannot get past it.
Speaker 8 (40:23):
Are you really going to say no to a hot,
rich once in a lifetime kind of man because you're
scared of some zombies?
Speaker 12 (40:28):
I mean, don't get.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
That.
Speaker 13 (40:35):
Say how much money?
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Then your baking? Now?
Speaker 11 (40:40):
Okay, they don't care.
Speaker 8 (40:42):
I mean, honestly, all the brains are for me, then
I'll eat all the brains all right, brain.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Alone, Sam, I'm sorry, Les first dates, dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Hello? Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 9 (41:03):
I do.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
It's it's I've got myself in a situation. Man, I'm like,
oh what do I do?
Speaker 9 (41:11):
My mom's been on me about getting married, settling down,
having kids like so much. I told her that I
got engaged, and I showed her an image of someone
that I sort of actually made up on my phone
with an AI.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
So your mom thinks you're getting engaged to a AI.
Well she doesn't know it AI, but no idea AI.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Yeah my mom.
Speaker 9 (41:37):
My mom's a little bit older, so she was like
around thirty nine or forty when she had me, So
she's she's like, you know, in her later seventies and
I don't know if it's just like the age gap,
but she has no idea to AI.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
So I like, really just did that.
Speaker 9 (41:50):
I just did this to sort of get her off
my back a little bit.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
But now it's like.
Speaker 9 (41:54):
She's starting to tell Like some of the family members.
My cousin texted me and it's like, hey, congrats on
the engagement, like we heard you're gonna get married. And
I'm like, oh my god, what do I do?
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Like I feel just like so like in.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Traps right now, Omie, you said you were getting married.
That goes all around my family for the next few hours.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
What are you? I know?
Speaker 4 (42:15):
I I just feel like I'm like in hot water
right now. Not hot water, but I'm like.
Speaker 9 (42:19):
I gotta figure I gotta figure something out. Like I
don't know if I if I say, got called off,
if I come clean. I just feel like if I
come clean that like I don't know what do you
guys think any advice or anything?
Speaker 1 (42:33):
I mean, Oh, good luck, man, thank you for telling us.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
You're very little secret.
Speaker 9 (42:39):
All right, guys, thank you?
Speaker 2 (42:41):
What's your dirty little secret? Text shoe Ball to four
one oh six one
Do you feel smart to double show, Well, it's time
to put that to the test, because if you go
on social media at all, it's pretty clear that everybody
thinks that they're an expert on everything. Yeah, most of
the time, it's nothing but people telling you how to
live and how to think because they figured it all out.
But there's one quiz going viral right now. It only
takes five questions to see if you're actually smarter than
(00:22):
a fifth grader. So we'll go over those questions right
now and you can see just how smart you are
or aren't.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Like, if you pass this test, then like what happened?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I'm sticker, And here are the five questions. If you
can answer these correctly, you're smarter than a fifth grader.
If you get one wrong, you're going to go back
to fifth grade. Shoot, Damon, still here, so you can
play along with us, and we'll ask everybody in the room.
Here's the first question. What is the top color in
(00:55):
any rainbow? Orange? Blue, or red? Nina, I got red,
you're saying red.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I'm saying red.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Okay, Victoria, you're going with red.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Brus A freeze, I'm going orange.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You're going to orange. On that bro what going back
to the barbecue, Chris, it's gonna be red. It's gonna
be you're saying red. Okay, the answer to that one
is red already has to go back to fifth grade.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I was gonna say, I'm the one that's been the
longest out of school out.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Of everybody there.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
That is not an excuse for a long time.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
The only time I you know, I wouldn't know this
before I had a son, But now my life is rainbows.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
We go through the rainbow colors. Here's the next question.
You can answer these five questions correctly. You're officially smarter
than a fifth grader. Which large country is the closest
to New Zealand, Australia, be Egypt or see Iceland, Nina.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
They're gonna copy me, but it's Australia. You're saying Australia,
all right, Victoria. Which which large country is closest to
New Zealand, a Australia, Egypt or Iceland.
Speaker 7 (02:10):
I do think it's Australia.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Go to Australia, map Yeah, Producer Freeze, I'm gonna go
with Iceland just because I like being weird.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
You're already going back to well, you know it out
the window.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Chris is gonna be Australia.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You're saying Australia.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Okay. The correct answer to that, which large country is
close to New Zealand is Australia.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
I'm not convinced that you guys aren't going back to
fifth grade because I said the right answer first, okay,
and then you follow.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But if you look at a map, the only thing
I guess almost on Iceland.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
But that's either on the north or the south. That's
kind of far away.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, so yeah, but it's like not here. You don't
get wrong answers. I just don't explain him. So I
sound smart kind of a little bit.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
If you can answer these five questions directly, they say
that you are. You can count yourself smarter than a
fifth grader. How many years are in one millennium? A
one hundred, B one thousand or c ten thousand? How
many years are in one millennium? A one hundred, B
one thousand or C. Ten thousand? Nina, I think it's
(03:19):
a hundred. You go with one hundred or is that millions?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
One thousand?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I'll saying the s anything.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I think it's one hundred. Stores she's doing that?
Speaker 7 (03:31):
What are the options again?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
How many years are in one millennium? A one hundred,
B one thousand or C ten thousand? I think it's
you're going in a thousand, Nina, Sure, okay, I'm going
to ten.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You're going? Are you going back to school?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Girls? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh I thought bowed out? Is guinea the list again?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
How many years are in one millennium? A one hundred,
B one thousand or see ten thousand, one hundred? You're
going one hundred?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Okay, and barbecue, Chris, it's a thousand.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Here's a will Smith. You're going to the will Indeum,
the will Ilium.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh when did that come out?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
When did that come out? Two thousand? They did?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Chris knows too much.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
You know Will Smith came out?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Good, jiggy with it. You remember you know the correct
answer is B one thousand.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
One. Right.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I'm really glad.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
I I can guessed myself. Victoria and producer Freeze have
to go back to fifth grade.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
That was established two questions ago.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Going over just five questions and if you can answer
them correctly, you can actually say that you're smarter than
a fifth grader. If you can't, then well sorry.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
What fifth grader knows that?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Not that I know.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That's dumb.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
What is the capital of England? Oh? Way, Manchester, B
York or Sea London? What is the capital of England Manchester,
York or London? Nina, I don't know the Manchester Manchester? Sure, okay, Victoria.
What is the capital of England? A Manchester, B York
(05:20):
or CE London?
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Is Manchester?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You're going Manchester as well?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Okay, Producer Freeze broke a shot.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I'm not taking a shot. I'm done embarrassing myself. Barbecue Chris,
I'm gonna go London. You're going London on that one.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Okay. The correct answer on what is the capital of
England is London? I guess.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Man almost made it. I almost made it.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
The last question of these five questions that if you
can answer them all correctly, you can officially say you're
smarter than a fifth grader. So far, the only person
in this studio that is actually smarter than fifth grade
is Barbecue Chris. Yeah. How many months have thirty one days?
A five, B seven or C eight? How many months
(06:10):
have thirty one days? I would I would fail this
right away, I guess say right now? A five, B,
seven or C eighty.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I'm gonna go with eight.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Eight, Okay, Victoria with five, going five and barbecue, Chris,
what are the officers again? How many months have thirty
one days?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Five?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Seven or eight? I'm gonna go seven. You're going with seven?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I win this.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
This is gonna be by chance.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
The correct answer is seven. This son, who knows is
not even two years old. He doesn't even know what
a month is yet. I would fail that. I would
fail that so bad. It's I did.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It wasn't until my twenties that I actually got all
the months of the year right.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I would always get to us in up September, October, November, December.
I would always say September, November, October or sometimes September
August OCD. I never could get it right until I
was like twenty five.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Well, I think we got there. I figured it out.
You got there?
Speaker 7 (07:15):
How are you going backwards in the months January?
Speaker 8 (07:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Your phone break happens every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that. It's Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Day mornings on the twenties. Hello, I was looking for Scott.
This is hey Scott.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
This is P Deakins. I'm the manager of the subway
store that you just you just got some food from,
wondering if you already ate your sandwich?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yes, as a matter of fact, I just finished it.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Ah right, great? Yeah, just you know, I had your
info and wanted to call you up because I noticed
something pretty pretty big I should probably talk to you about,
and I did. How would sandwich everything everything with a
sandwich tastes? Okay, did you notice any unusual consistencies or
anything with it?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Well?
Speaker 9 (08:13):
I I thought the sandwich was fine, but this phone
call is making me think.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Did you eat the whole thing?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I hate the whole thing?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 8 (08:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Nothing, Yes, it's sorry. I'm a little scatterbrained. It's been
kind of a crazy day. One of our employees earlier today,
I had a little bit of an accident here and
kind of sliced his fingertip off. So it's been been
a whirlwind.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait, you're telling me
that I are You're telling me what.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
You're not telling me?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Well, well no, I was just called it chick. In
with you. Make sure every that you're feeling okay after
eating the sandwich, and then there was nothing which was
all good.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Basically, enjoy what happened.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Like I said, I'm a little scattered rain today because
I go right before you picked up your order and
when our employees kind of sliced off a little bit
of a fingertip there, and I was just like, well.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Man, are you saying I ate a finger?
Speaker 10 (09:12):
I'm sorry your employee caught off a finger and you're
calling me about my fan.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
I hate your employee's finger, that's what you're telling me.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Uh yeah, I'm sorry you you're asking if I'm telling
you that you ate our employee's finger.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I hat your employee's finger. I hate your employee finger.
Speaker 11 (09:31):
Oh my god, what the hell is going on?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
We have a twenty percent coupons today and you forgot
to grab.
Speaker 11 (09:37):
It on the way About your coupon?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
I ate you and finger?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
No, I'm just gonna let you know you forgot to
grab a coupon on your way out and would love
to get your business.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Care about the coupons?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
The finger?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
What about the finger?
Speaker 11 (09:51):
To go to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah, he went to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Let's all find you no that you just me, Oh, well,
did you.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Cut your finger?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
God, this is your f finger.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I can't believe I ate a finger, sir.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I think you're a little bit confused here. No, the
finger is not It wasn't in your food at all.
I was calm to say that you forgot to grab
your coupon.
Speaker 10 (10:12):
So, but why would you bring the finger up in
the first place if this said?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I you know, I was just telling you. It's just
crazy over here. I was having trouble getting to the point.
But yeah, I just want to make.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Sure you you are an idiot.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
You You got me all worked up convincing me that
I ate a finger, and you're talking about coupons some way.
Speaker 11 (10:34):
Coupons.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, just if you wanted to come back and pick
up your coupon, would love.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
I am never coming back that.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone break on you and your buddy Robert has set
you hup.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
You just wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Oh god, oh my god, I thought I hate.
Speaker 12 (10:59):
Somebody wake up every morning with jewbile phone Franks, we
say Mornings on the Twenties.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Brought to you by Muckel shooting going Auburn, You're home
for Machinego, It's time for Nina's.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
What's trending.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
There's something called slop face that has been taking over Hollywood.
First we saw a zumpik face. Now we have slop face,
and it is not what you think it is. I
will explain to make sure you don't get slap faced
in just a second. But first we'll start with Victoria,
who just walked in in Hillary Duff from head to
toe freak good?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
How was the show last night?
Speaker 7 (11:31):
Amazing?
Speaker 6 (11:32):
So are you wearing good? Are you wearing her skirt too?
She's got a T shirt?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Hey, guys?
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Hat Okay, I forget the boots.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Fine.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Honestly, the easiest thing I could put on this morning
was everything that I'm wearing. Believe it or not, it's
just like in my mind, like it came together in
my mind. So I was like, Okay, I know everything is,
I know how to grab it.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
It's cute, but oh yeah, you look super cute.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
But how is the show amazing?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
It was so good, But it was the crowds getting there.
Took us four hours to get in, four hours to
get in here to the theater and then like to
our seats total of I think four hours.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Where was she at last night? Auburn White River Amphitheater?
That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Traffic was insane, and then we left a little bit earlier.
But I don't think anyone like got out that like
I think they were waiting in line for like an
hour just to get out.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
But we left one way in and one way out.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Yeah, I haven't been down to that venue in a
long time, but that it was a pretty night though.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
It was that It's like they've been having these issues
since I got here like five years ago, and they
still having the issues of people getting people in and
getting out taking that long. So I feel like I
don't know why they haven't fixed it by no or
like I don't love about the solution. It wasn't made
for traffic, you know what I mean. It's likesane, Like
I don't know what the plan is for that. But
the venues that have that you just kind of have
(12:45):
to pack your patients. It's just part of like it's
a part of the experience.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
You feel like it was still worth it.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
I mean to see her, yes, but I will see
very few people at that theater, Like just I don't
want to go to that theater or that.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
But it's outdoor though it's hot for good.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
In other news, I don't know if you were paying
attention to the fee for World Cup, but Argentina is
going to the finals. But you know, what I didn't
know is that they also have a bronze final, so
both England and France will play each other again on Saturday,
so they'll see who gets the bronze title. That's going
to be happening at five o'clock Eastern time, so two
(13:26):
o'clock three or four. Yep, glad, I just did that
back in my head.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
So that's on Saturday, so another soccer field weekend. And
then Sunday is the finals between Spain and Argentina, so
we'll see who takes home the ball. But the interesting
part is is that Tom Cruise is going to be
a part of the performance and the closing ceremonies. What
I know, Tom Cruise was a part of the ceremony
when the Olympics were here.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Was it the Olympics or was this part of the
World Cup announcement? I don't remember.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
He was like doing this whole like double O seven
fall from the sky, I think anyway, he is going
to be part of the Finals show along with Jennifer Hudson,
Robbie Williams, Nicole Scherzinger, I mean in some other names.
And then Tom Cruise, I don't know what he's gonna do.
He's gonna be performing, they say, so, I don't know
what he's gonna do. Maybe he's got some moves, TikTok
(14:15):
dances you can bring out to wown.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Play soccer, Tommy, but they're all.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
Supposed to play soccer. It's like a performance, like a
halftime show. Essentially, it isn't say either, it's the closing ceremony.
That's why I'm saying, what's he gonna do? Yeah, so
you feel me here? What is he gonna do? And lastly,
slap face is taking over Hollywood and I don't believe
that Tom Cruise has it, but slop face, Like, when
you hear that, you're probably thinking like melting face or
too much of like filler or something. But actually they're
(14:42):
saying slop face is all of the actors looking the same.
So social media, like you know how people will go
to plastic surgeons and get filter faces, you know, the
little nose, the big eyes, the high cheek bones, and
so they've noticed that the younger general specifically is starting
to get this face.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
They all look the same.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
Yeah, what's the wine of games opposite?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
What do you mean they No, No, they're not getting
the opposite.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
They're not getting anything.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
No, they are. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Everybody that's going to get work done now is all
starting to look the same because what they're asking for
is the same. So they described it as slop face,
which doesn't fit to me, but it gets Instagram face
or slop face.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
But I always thought it was like Uncanny Valley face,
Like everybody starts to look the same, and it's like, oh,
maybe there's like.
Speaker 12 (15:33):
It makes me feel like makes me feel like I'm
in a simulation.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, I mean that's it.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Though I have heard that that there's been so many
people getting botox that like actors, like it's so hard
to cast people who don't have botox because like their
expressions are so differently. Dude, it freaks me out, Like
all those little like micro movements in your face help people.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Okay, don't knock botox, I mean, do not knock it.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
I started getting it when I was twenty seven, But
that was because I was having headaches and I had
really deep lines in my forehead, and I feel really
good about it.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Your face, it does. I mean, it depends on how
much you get. But I'm just saying, you'll botox haters.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
Beautiful the way you are.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
True, that's true too, but I just feel like botox
is the least of all of the evils.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Don't give them your money spending on Margarita.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Just say exactly, tacos and.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Margarita's or whatever makes you ha' whatever makes you happy.
Just you know, maybe you don't want to look like
everybody around you, but if that makes you happy to
who are we to tell you what to do?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Exact?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
That is what's trending.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
The Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Tatum is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her husband of five years
named Walker, might be cheating on her. So we'll see
if we can help her out. But before we do that, Tatum,
why do you think that your husband's cheating?
Speaker 11 (17:02):
I think he's co worker in the Dairy Queen parking lot.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Oh okay, specific the Dairy Queen parking lot.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Okay, how did we get here?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah? Why do you think that?
Speaker 11 (17:16):
Yeah? Well, look we've been married for five years now,
and after year one, I got him gave me his location,
and you know, he's probably forgotten that by now, but
I haven't. So for the past few weeks, I've noticed
that immediately after work, his phone's location shows up at
the Dairy Queen. And it's not like he's eating because
(17:36):
he's still comes home hungry, immediately goes into the pantry
to grab something and like ask, what's you know, what
we're having for dinner? So like, what the is he
doing in the Dairy Queen parking lot?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah? I mean that long?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, My Mommy's always said boys grow all the time,
like growing boys, they just like eat everything, anything and everything.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
But I don't know, he could be having two dinners.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, do you think that?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Is he getting high and going to day?
Speaker 11 (18:05):
I mean, I wish, I wish that's what it was, Like,
I just I don't know. But he's also recently mentioned
his coworker her name is Sydney, and so like I'm
thinking that he's seeing Sydney and the Dairy Queen parking
line after work. That's that's what I really feel, all right.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Okay, yeah, Well, so you know we've done these before
where we find out that somebody like some dietary restrictions
or they're on a new diet and the husband is
like hiding eating something. Do you guys have anything like
that going on right now?
Speaker 11 (18:36):
No, there's nothing like that. There's no reason he wou
hide eating Gary Queen.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Okay, well, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. You already told us what grocery store he's
a rewards card member at. So we'll play a song
come back, and then call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that he's this month's
lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our Florida apartment
to anybody that he wants. And we'll see if he
sends those flowers to you or to somebody else. Okay,
all right, we'll get your to Catch a Cheater right
(19:02):
after this. It's the Double Show.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
The Double Show.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Right in the middle of To Catch a Cheater And
if you're just joining us, Tatum is on the phone
and she thinks that her husband of five years named
Walker might be messing around. So we're about to call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewards card member at and tell him that
he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers to be
delivered to anybody that he wants to, and we'll see
if he sends those to his wife or to somebody
else before do that, Tatum, why don't you remind us
(19:30):
why you think he might be cheating again?
Speaker 11 (19:32):
Yeah, So for the past few weeks, I've noticed that
immediately after he said work, he goes through the Dairy
Queen and I have this location on my phone, which
he's probably forgotten, but he's at the Dairy Queen and
then he's still comes I'm hungry for dinner, So I'm
not sure what's going on here. Like I think he's
seen his coworker Sydney, because he's been talking about her
a lot. Okay, And that's that's what I suspect.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
And that's where you suspect, yes, because why.
Speaker 11 (19:59):
Else would he be going there?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah, it is weird to be going to a Dairy
Queen parking lot every day for a long time. All Right,
I'm dial his phone number right now, and we'll see
if we'll see you send flowers too.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Okay, okay, thanks, here we go.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Hello, Hey, this is jorable calling from grocers. I was
looking for our rewards card member named Walker. Oh yeah Walker, Hi,
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with it. But congratulations and thank you
for shopping with us. You're this month's winner. Hope you
can hear a Scott then for you. Congratulations win. Well, no,
(20:42):
it's well, I guess it is sort of random, but
sort of not. Thanks for asking. Every single month we
choose one rewards card member at random who gets a
free gift from us for being such a loyal customer.
And uh, this month it's free flowers delivers from our
floor department. So you've won thirty six long stem red roses,
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want, absolutely free. It's actually
(21:04):
a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. So congratulations and
thank you for having with us. Yeah dang, okay cool, Yeah,
and it's very easy how it works. I will not
ask you for any kind of credit card information. This
is just a free gift from us to you, and
I can take the information down in just a few
minutes over the phone. I'm prepared to do that right now.
I can. Also you can also come down to the
(21:26):
store and fill out the paperwork whatever is easiest for you,
and you'll get confirmations on all this before we're done.
Speaker 11 (21:31):
No, I got a minute. Can we just do it now?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Absolutely?
Speaker 7 (21:35):
So.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
All I would need from you would be the first
and last name of the person that you'd like to
send them to, and then if you want to put
anything on a card, and then we'll get the address
and that's it.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Okay, Oh you know what, send the flowers to Jennifer.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Jennifer. Okay, I can do that. And before we get
the address, do you want to in a card along
with it?
Speaker 11 (22:02):
Yeah? Uh, they they have the card.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Say this is for keeping secrets, and you guys have
like can you hear like a wink emoji?
Speaker 8 (22:11):
Pace?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah, we can do emojis.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Okay, so this is for keeping secrets.
Speaker 11 (22:18):
You're looking up with my sister.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Whoa walker?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
This is.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
The Jubil Show.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
It's a radio show.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Yeah yeah, wait, what are you talking?
Speaker 4 (22:35):
What are you talking about? Is the cart?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
This is this is the Jubile Show. It's a radio show,
and we do a segment called to Catch a Cheater
where if you think somebody is cheating on their significant other,
you can see who they send flowers to. So that's
your wife, Tatum, probably wondering why you're keeping secrets with
her sister and sending her flowers.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Come on, come on, why are you doing it?
Speaker 7 (22:59):
Send flowers?
Speaker 11 (23:01):
What are you?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
How?
Speaker 11 (23:03):
Why are why?
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Why? But why why do you?
Speaker 11 (23:05):
This is?
Speaker 10 (23:07):
Why do you think I'm cheating on you?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
You just sent her flowers? What's the deal?
Speaker 11 (23:12):
And you think I'm cheating? And you think I'm cheating
on you with your sister? Look are you crazy?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
What are you talking about? What?
Speaker 8 (23:22):
No?
Speaker 11 (23:22):
I have your location. I see that you've been going
to Dairy Queen every day after the past few weeks,
and you're almost there for like an hour, So I
don't understand. You don't come home hungry and you immediately
go to the pantry you get something to eat, and
so it's not like you're eating at Dairy Queen like
I don't know. I thought maybe it was like that
new coworker Sidney that you're always talking about, But I
(23:44):
didn't I didn't think of a sister like I'm discussing.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Okay, yeah, okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I
understand that this looks bad.
Speaker 11 (23:55):
Yeah, bad, No, No, it is bad. You just have
flowers to my sister about cheaping secrets.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Look, I think what I I I forgot you. I
didn't know you had my location. I forgot about that.
But this is where would you think of it? This
is not what you think. I'm not sleeping with your sister. Okay,
I'm not.
Speaker 11 (24:26):
I'm not sorry. You're right, I'm not, and you're cheating
on right? Did I get it right now?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
No? Satom, that's your sister. She's like my little sister.
Speaker 10 (24:38):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Come on you?
Speaker 10 (24:46):
Okay, I'm not doing anything with your sister. She feels
like my sister, or well, I'm not doing anything with
my coworker Lindsay or anyone else.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Okay, why are you keeping secrets?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Okay? All right?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Trying damn?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (25:09):
I we talked about starting a family, and when we
talked about that, you.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Also mentioned that my PlayStation is an issue.
Speaker 10 (25:16):
Okay, but the more specifically you said you'd throw out
my PlayStation in the garbage if I was on it
for more than an hour each day.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
But the guy hold on, hold on.
Speaker 10 (25:28):
The guys need me every day and I and I
need to help.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
My boys to keep I got it.
Speaker 10 (25:33):
I'm just trying to keep my ranking. Fortnite, you were
gaining like big time momentum right now.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Okay, that's it?
Speaker 4 (25:38):
What h.
Speaker 10 (25:46):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Nothing?
Speaker 9 (25:47):
Fortnite has a mobile version.
Speaker 10 (25:49):
But I thought you'd get mad at me if you
saw me playing in the house on my phone.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
So I wasn't.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
Going to Dairy Queen. I've been going to Dairy Queen
after working playing for my hour an hour in the
car on my phone.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
I come home.
Speaker 11 (26:00):
What okay, what okay, let's let's get back to that
in a second. Why are you sending flowers to my sister?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 10 (26:10):
Yeah, because because your sister caught me playing in the
car when she was going to Dairy Queen last week,
and I had to beg her not to tell you,
and I gave her fifty bucks and not say anything.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Oh, my card was a joke. Card was a joke
to help blading the mood.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
So you know that she wouldn't tell you. Okay, okay,
cheating me, dummish.
Speaker 11 (26:35):
I've ever heard of like that PlayStation is going in
the truck.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
No way, no way. You can't do that, babe, Come on.
Speaker 11 (26:44):
Please have them another word from you right now.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
At least he's not cheating, you know.
Speaker 10 (26:50):
Yeah, Well, if you're gonna do that, can you get
my fifty bucks back from your sister?
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Since you know now.
Speaker 12 (26:58):
The jubile shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I don't have enough money, okay, right here says right
here in this is this account, we have four hundred
and one thousand dollars. Check on you missed it.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
Nope, that says you have a four oh one k account.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Wild Waves passes today, and let's meet
our contestant for you verus Victoria, Austin. What's up, Austin?
Well we're gone pretty good. Are you ready to take
on Victoria?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
I am.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
I just thought of a song, Austin, and you don't
even know that. Now I'm gonna share.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
I thought of a song.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
It's not an appropriate song, so I can't sing it,
but it has oh I know it is Austin in
it and it just really has me cracking up in
my head right now.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
So I just how do you know what it is?
Speaker 7 (27:49):
Can I sang it before?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
But it's not appropriate though at all, which is not
helpful to you, Austin.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
And I hear right, okay, yeah, Victoria out of the
studio and she's leaving. Here we go, Austin. The game
is played like this. You have thirty seconds answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say passed and Victoria has to be you all right
to win? Okay? All right, here we go, Austin. Your
time starts now.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
Which famous bridge connect San Francisco to Marin County in California.
Which kitchen utensil gets its name from the French word
for little whip? Which famous candy was originally marketed as
a digestivate?
Speaker 5 (28:40):
I don't know, Pata.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
What is the largest muscle in the human body?
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Your body?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
All right? Got that in? Bring Victoria back into the
studio and getting settled and putting on our headphones and stuff.
Here's a question for you, Austin. Have you watched any
of the World Cup action?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I have?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Oh? Nice? Hey, how many games have you watched? Just
a couple of Yeah, that's pretty good. That's impressive. There's
not many people in America who's seen to be watching it,
because every time we ask anybody, they're like, I've never
watched anything.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
You're really sleeping on it, though. It's very entertaining.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
All right, here we go. Victoria's back in studio thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know
when to just say pass, and you have to be
Austin outright to win in Austin, you can tell Victoria
when to.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Go on your marks.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
No.
Speaker 6 (29:33):
Which famous bridge connects San Francisco to Marin County.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
The Golden each Bridge.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Which kitchen utensil gets its name from the French word
for little.
Speaker 7 (29:41):
Wit huh uh whisk?
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Which famous candy was originally marketed as a digestivate.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
Wait wait, wait candy?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Oh oh oh what a wait?
Speaker 7 (29:54):
They call it the cough drops. There's that little one,
there's the crap.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
What is the largest muscle in the human body?
Speaker 8 (30:00):
That was right?
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Umm, you're oh okay, okay, let me think we think
you're I was sare thigh, but I don't know why muscle? Yeah, yeah,
I get to state with di Actually, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
All right, send it over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard. Producer Freeze.
Speaker 10 (30:20):
Uh, Victoria had two and Austin had two.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Congratulations. That means that you win.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Dang it sweet, Yeah, and you got me went wild
waist tickets just for playing. Thank you for playing man. Yeah,
and let's go to the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
So, the famous bridge that does connect San Francisco to
Marin County is the Golden gate Bridge. The kitchen utensil
that gets its name from the French word for little.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Whip is a whisky.
Speaker 6 (30:46):
It is The famous candy that was originally marketed as
a digestive aid was black liquorice.
Speaker 8 (30:52):
You.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
The largest muscle in the human body is the gluvius maximus,
otherwise known as your buzz.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
I was gonna guess that one also, And that's it.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Hey, Austin, thank you for playing, Thank you for having me.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
We'll play you ver six story of the same time
every single weekday morning.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Remember if you want to play, just dm us.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
At the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot
Com your phone Frank happens every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one is right after this and then right
after that. His name is what was trending. It's the
Jewel Show.
Speaker 12 (31:18):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocateslaw dot com.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Sam is on the phone today for our first day
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Lilah.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she can tell us why she's ghosting him, and
also maybe get him a second date if he still
wants one. But before we do that, Sam, how long
has it been since you last talked to Lilah?
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Oh, it's been about a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
I guess a couple of weeks. Okay, that's that's a while.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Yeah, yeah, why do you want to get ahold of her?
A few weeks? Like plenty of fish in the sea.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
I think for me, it's it's just getting some sort
of answer. You feel like you're kind of left with
no closure. And maybe I'm one of those people, but
I don't know. I always feel like I need some
sort of that needed to make sense, you know.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
Yeah, yeah, I get that. Especially when you think something
went really well. So why don't you tell us about
the date?
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (32:10):
Yeah, So I met Lilah on bumble, you know, just swiping,
and it was great. I really liked her based on
her profile. She seemed really grounded, out doorsy, and she
had a dog, which I do, so I thought, great connection.
I thought about the dog situation being such an organic
way to kind of connect. So I said, let's go
(32:31):
to the dog park. And we went to this beautiful
park and the dogs kind of ran around, had a
good time. They seemed like they really got along. It
was a nice day date, very PG safe, everybody's happy,
doesn't feel like any sort of like, you know, no
one's trying to do anything.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Just meeting the dogs. We went on in the park
with the dogs.
Speaker 8 (32:49):
And then yeah, and as I felt was doing really well,
I said, you know, there's a little brewery in a
patio down the street and it's a sunny day and
everybody's chilling out and we started playing with corn hole
and you know, just as a pool table as well
inside and we just we did all yeah, and the
dogs were it was a dog's friendly place, so like
they brought up little dog water bowls, and so I
(33:11):
asked her basically what her family does and what she
wanted to know what mine did. And I decided, you know,
it's kind of a funky business that my family does.
It's interesting anyway, and so I said, why don't you guess?
So we started playing this kind of cute guessing game,
and I told her I inherited the family business. So
that's where I left her, but I kept get really
(33:32):
cryptic with some clues. I was like, yeah, there's always
a continuing business. It's always kind of built in, you'll
never run out of it. These were my clues, and
I kind of got to a place where we were
sort of getting it, and long story short, I just
kind of got to a place with the dogs and
I felt like I felt a little response and explaining
(33:53):
that I'll be more careful next time about the dogs,
and kind of the date went on and we left
in good.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Maybe maybe it was something about the game.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I don't know. Oh well, we'll see if we can
figure it out for you. We'll play a song, come
back and then call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting you and maybe get you a
second date if you still want one. Okay, down, good,
All right, Okay, we'll get your first day follow up next.
Speaker 12 (34:15):
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the Advocates Injury Attorneys online at Advocateslaw dot com.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Right in the middle of your first day follow up
if you're just joining us, Sam is on the phone
and Sam's getting ghosted by a woman named Lila. So
we're about to call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a
second date. But before we do that, Sam, why don't
you break down your situation again real quick.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Yeah. We met on the dating app.
Speaker 8 (34:41):
She was really cute. I loved her dog, my dog
really loved her dog. We went on a great little
dog park date, took it to a brewery, and basically
the end of the date, we were playing a bit
of a guessing game as to what my family business
was and left on a pretty good know, I thought,
and here we are.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
I just hadn't heard from her in like two weeks now.
Speaker 11 (34:58):
All right?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
You ready for a scholar?
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah, please, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Hello, Hi Man, I speak Tolilah, please speaking? Hey Liila?
How are you?
Speaker 6 (35:11):
This is a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show. Hi,
Lila Amina, Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
And my name is Jubil. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Have you ever heard the show before?
Speaker 11 (35:22):
Pop up on my TikTok sometimes?
Speaker 7 (35:24):
Oh cool?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Oh nice, that's cool. So you you have heard of
the show me?
Speaker 4 (35:29):
So that's yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, Well we're calling you because we do a segment
on the show called the First Date follow Up. That's
where if you go out on a date with somebody
and you would up ghosting them, they can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why you're
ghosting them.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (35:43):
Oh so we're like on right now.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah, okay, and samol Sam emailed us. Uh huh. Sam
told us a little bit about your date and uh
just wondering why are you ghosting? Would you mind telling Gusts?
Speaker 11 (36:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (36:04):
Sure, I mean truthfully, yeah, it's it's really just.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
About his work.
Speaker 13 (36:14):
You know, he runs his family business, and good for him.
Speaker 11 (36:19):
It's a successful business, but it is.
Speaker 13 (36:22):
A mortuary and I just I don't do dead people.
I don't want to be with somebody who comes home
to me after you know, handling dead people all day.
Speaker 12 (36:35):
You know.
Speaker 11 (36:37):
Yeah, that's really it.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Well, so I said, he works at a mortuary. You
don't want to do a dude that handles dead people.
Speaker 11 (36:46):
No, I do not do dead people.
Speaker 13 (36:51):
I don't watch scary movies like No.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
Okay, okay, I bet he kind of runs across this
a lot.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
I feel like it would be kind of a weird.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
I mean that's a family business. He could make good money.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 13 (37:05):
I mean maybe I'm crazy, but for me, it's like
an energy thing, like if you're around dead people all day,
like spirits can attach to you and stuff, and I
just like I don't want to risk it.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
I want to deal with that.
Speaker 13 (37:18):
Like if if I was in a scary movie, I'd
be the girl that like first ligne of something crazy,
I'd be like I'm out and I would survive.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
You know, So this is your survival movie right now.
Speaker 13 (37:28):
Nobody pulled out parrot cards.
Speaker 11 (37:29):
I'm out, like I'm out, Like.
Speaker 13 (37:32):
They don't mess with this stuff, you know.
Speaker 8 (37:34):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah, Well, thank you for telling us, Ili I appreciate it.
And just to let you know, Sam is actually on
the phone and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 8 (37:44):
Yeah, I mean right now, I mean, you go to
me over over that, you over that, yeah, what you
I mean, really you should have just mentioned.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
That bother unit could explain it to you a little better.
Speaker 13 (37:57):
I just I don't do dead people, Like I don't
have a better way to put that, but like I
don't want I don't want to be in a relationship
with someone who is around dead people all day, Like
just thinking about it makes me.
Speaker 11 (38:08):
Uncomfortable, like they're gonna be.
Speaker 13 (38:13):
I just like I can't stop, like I couldn't stop
picturing it like I have just honestly, I have a
fear of dead bodies even like like I'm actually afraid
of zombies, Like I know they're not real, but I
don't think they're impossible to become real, you know, like
when there's no room left on the earth, you know,
(38:34):
I can't get over it.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Go wow, that's what this is not.
Speaker 8 (38:40):
This is not The Walking Dead, it's not Shear the
Walking Dead, It's none of those shows. This is it's
a respectful.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
About the procession.
Speaker 8 (38:48):
My family's been in it for century, and it's about
money too, Like let me, let me be honest with you,
Like my family's unloaded and it's somebody man and there's always.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Going to be a returning customers you know what I mean,
Like spirits don't care.
Speaker 13 (39:06):
Spirits don't care about your bank account like you.
Speaker 8 (39:10):
That's crazy thought, you got it. You gotta maybe get
some sage or some Palissanto and just you know, clean
your ouse.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
I'm just saying, like you know.
Speaker 8 (39:19):
That there's nothing to do with me. Energy doesn't stick
on people like that.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Listen.
Speaker 13 (39:23):
No, I'm telling you. I got our date and I
went to turn off the light in the bathroom and
it like burnt out, and it was so loud, and
it was a way it was like dramatic in a way.
Speaker 11 (39:32):
That light's going out, just isn't it.
Speaker 13 (39:35):
Like I'm telling you, this was the universe is telling
me not to mess with this.
Speaker 8 (39:40):
That's well right, Yeah, That's what I'm trying to say.
Is a coincidence though, coincidence. We had such a great chemistry,
and I just want to think, like what if we
go back and started again. No dogs, no talk of
what my family businesses or work, just like a normal
chill date.
Speaker 13 (40:00):
You after you've been breathing and dead the zombie air
a come on, I can't do it?
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Well, Well, are you sure, Lila? Would you like another
date with Sam? Will pay for it?
Speaker 11 (40:15):
No, I'm sorry. I just like I can't do it.
Speaker 13 (40:18):
I I there are people that won't care about this,
and I cannot get past it.
Speaker 8 (40:23):
Are you really going to say no to a hot,
rich once in a lifetime kind of man because you're
scared of some zombies?
Speaker 12 (40:28):
I mean, don't get.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
That.
Speaker 13 (40:35):
Say how much money?
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Then your baking? Now?
Speaker 11 (40:40):
Okay, they don't care.
Speaker 8 (40:42):
I mean, honestly, all the brains are for me, then
I'll eat all the brains all right, brain.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Alone, Sam, I'm sorry, Les first dates, dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Hello? Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 9 (41:03):
I do.
Speaker 4 (41:04):
It's it's I've got myself in a situation. Man, I'm like,
oh what do I do?
Speaker 9 (41:11):
My mom's been on me about getting married, settling down,
having kids like so much. I told her that I
got engaged, and I showed her an image of someone
that I sort of actually made up on my phone
with an AI.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
So your mom thinks you're getting engaged to a AI.
Well she doesn't know it AI, but no idea AI.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Yeah my mom.
Speaker 9 (41:37):
My mom's a little bit older, so she was like
around thirty nine or forty when she had me, So
she's she's like, you know, in her later seventies and
I don't know if it's just like the age gap,
but she has no idea to AI.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
So I like, really just did that.
Speaker 9 (41:50):
I just did this to sort of get her off
my back a little bit.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
But now it's like.
Speaker 9 (41:54):
She's starting to tell Like some of the family members.
My cousin texted me and it's like, hey, congrats on
the engagement, like we heard you're gonna get married. And
I'm like, oh my god, what do I do?
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Like I feel just like so like in.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Traps right now, Omie, you said you were getting married.
That goes all around my family for the next few hours.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
What are you? I know?
Speaker 4 (42:15):
I I just feel like I'm like in hot water
right now. Not hot water, but I'm like.
Speaker 9 (42:19):
I gotta figure I gotta figure something out. Like I
don't know if I if I say, got called off,
if I come clean. I just feel like if I
come clean that like I don't know what do you
guys think any advice or anything?
Speaker 1 (42:33):
I mean, Oh, good luck, man, thank you for telling us.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
You're very little secret.
Speaker 9 (42:39):
All right, guys, thank you?
Speaker 2 (42:41):
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