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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another Jebile phone frames on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yes, Hello, this is Ted Thibodeaux and I'm calling from Grossers.
I was looking for our rewards card member named Lisa. Uh.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Is this Lisa?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yes, Hi Lisa. How you doing today? I'm just calling
from the grocery store, like you heard, I need to
go over a few things with you, based on recent
purchases that you made, Okay, yes, And it's just that
there's a little bit of an issue that we had
noticed that came up with some of the items that
you purchased just yesterday, mostly anything from the produce section,
the fruits and vegetables and things like that, which it
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seems like you got a lot of. And I'm so
sorry to have to call and them go over this
with you, because it's just I'd be I'd be very
up I'd be very upset if I was you, And
so I just want to, you know, try to try
to say that, you know, we've done everything we can
to make sure a situation like this never happens again.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Okay, Well yeah, can you kind of you finch out
me because it sounds a little scary.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yes, there I go again. You know, I'm always doing that.
I get sidetracked and I go on little tangents and
things like that. It's like my grandma used to say,
it's like I live on a I live in the
middle of a of a five way inter section, if
that's even the thing, and you never know which way
I'm gonna take.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Okay, that's how Please please stop talking about what your
grandma said and get to the point, because I've.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Already eat some Oh, you've already ingested some of the
fruits and vegetables that you purchased. Yes, well, shortly after
you purchased the items yesterday that you've already eaten, some
of it came to our attention that it had been
touched by some unauthorized wind from an employee, and that employees, Yes,
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some unauthorized wind touched all of the fruits and vegetables
that you bought.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
But I'll just say it. Our employee farted on your food.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Okay, yes, and we got vig of him farting on
the food, and we have don't I want you to
understand we did. I use some very harsh language when
I was talking them. I said, out, but you can't
be foughting on the food. I said that to women.
I'm so sorry to Afortia.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
That you're telling me, uh uh an employee farted on
my food.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
What yes, farted on all the all of the produce.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
So when you say that, does that mean like they
were taking their pants down?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I'm trying to understand here.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Well, yes it was. There was no, there was nothing.
But I'll just say this, there was nothing in between
the fruits and vegetables and the unauthorized wind that was touched.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Well, oh.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Okay, yes, I understand. That's probably hard to hear that
you've been ingesting thoughts.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Let me hear your manager right now, because I feel
like you are not the person. You're going off on tangents.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
You're talking about your grandma.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
You're saying that this person is rude, that you gave
them a start of talking to, and it's not making
any This is a corporation.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I think, Yes, I'm just I'm gonna put you on
a brief hold and then I'll get my manager. I'm
so sorry about this.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Thank you, Trevor.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I got miss Farpmouth on the phone and she is
not she's not happy. She wants to talk.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I'm sorry, what did you call me?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry about this. I did
not hit the whole button.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I think you think this is funny because you let
an employee fart on your food and then you just
call me missus spartmouth. So there's some kind of somebody's plan,
some kind of joke in here.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yes they are, because Lisa, this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your roommate. Tanya. Set you up.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You guys are not even it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
She said that you just bought some groceries yesterday and
she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Wow, okay, I gotta get her backing.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
This is part mouth is nuts.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks, we say,
Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 8 (03:59):
Only brought to you by Mical Shoe being on Auburn.
Speaker 9 (04:01):
You're home from Achino, It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Victoria?
Speaker 7 (04:05):
You can bring the microphone closer to you. There we go.
Good job.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
I know I was waiting to trump the mikes. You
couldn't hear it.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Okay, Well, good morning.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
I know that Taylor swift burnout is real, so I
apologize in advance. However, this headline caught my attention because
the Swifties are bullying Travis Kelcey.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Why we'll tell you coming up in just the second.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
But first, ooh, Spain beat France yesterday to yea, so
they will be playing this weekend. Today we see Argentina
take on England. That will be happening at three pm,
so twelve o'clock our time out of Atlanta, Georgia. Side note,
if you are a big fan of the FIFA World
Cup and have been following along, you can actually buy
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a piece of history. So at the end of the finals,
the plan is to cut up the pitch and sell
sections of it so you can have like a collectible.
It will be encased in like one of those like
little clear resin like.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
Part of the what though the pitch?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
What's the field?
Speaker 8 (05:08):
Why did you say field?
Speaker 7 (05:09):
Because in soccer it's called a pitch. I heard it
called That's one hundred percent true, so maybe you should
pay attention. But anyway, because I'm official, I know that.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Anyway, it's gonna be in one of those little engraved cases.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
It'll have the like twenty twenty six people World Cup
logo on it date and the final score. So the
interesting thing about this is that it will cost you
four hundred and fifty dollars for the basic piece of
the pitch, but if you want more of it, or
like a more special version of it, you can pay
anywhere from nine hundred dollars to three thousand dollars.
Speaker 9 (05:45):
I'm out, that's stupid. There's no special part. The field
is the field. I'm sorry, but that's dumb.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Yeah, I'm not really sure what the benefit of buying
a three thousand dollars piece of the pitches. I mean,
what are you gonna do, say, homeboy, like spit here?
So now it's worth three thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
I think all that's kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
So well, if you're a fan, it's actually pretty cool. Honestly,
it is four hundred dollars.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Why so expensive? I mean, I guess cause, like, are
they to take it from every single field? Like can
you get a certain match?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
No, it's only from the final?
Speaker 8 (06:13):
Oh but you know how like but you.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Know, depending on what your thing is, having like a
little bit of memorabilia, like a piece of that is huge. Like,
think about it, Victoria, if the think about the Aras tour,
If you could have just a little piece of one
of her like dresses, like just a corner of fabric,
wouldn't you want it?
Speaker 8 (06:31):
A corner of fabric?
Speaker 9 (06:32):
No, I'm not gonna lie. I'm a swifty but I
don't even want that. That's called hoarding. I don't know
if it's called hoarding. But okay, cool. Well, and just
was testing you. I'm glad you're not like that. I mean,
I will say, like my grandpa has like on it,
like where he's buried.
Speaker 8 (06:45):
He has grass from like the colleors that all of
us have went to.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
So I could see people like not there but doing
something with that, Like, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Let's not.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
I don't think the idea is to like plant the grass.
That's just to keep it and look at it. Have
you eve been watching Love Island?
Speaker 8 (07:02):
I good, have you?
Speaker 7 (07:04):
I will admit that I have not been watching Love Island,
So I have a lot of questions.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
We now know that Ellie has departed the villa.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
So wait, I'm sorry, you know the Love Island's technically finished.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Okay, Well, I'm telling you that Ellie left, so more
than that, I have questions. Okay, she left because of
something going on with her dude, and she's the third
person or the fourth person this season to leave not
from a dumping.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh is it?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
I'd okay?
Speaker 9 (07:31):
So if I'm gonna be honest, if people ant be
mad about me, Matt, is that a spoiler? No, because
the whole thing's already over, like we already know who
won and who's like coupled up whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Okay, but.
Speaker 9 (07:42):
There were a few people with this season who had
to leave because of like online things in the past
came back.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, I know, like yeah, bad things.
Speaker 7 (07:51):
Well that's why this is So this is my question. Okay,
that doesn't happen usually on reality shows because you know
why people get like vetted producers go through that to
find this stuff ahead of time. So do you think
that these producers already knew all of that stuff and
decided it would make for a juicier season.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
I don't know, because it literally is three girls like this.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Had to happen with so hop into a guy too.
Speaker 8 (08:14):
It did.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Gabriel Garland.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
Wait, that's why he got.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
The boot because he was caught up in a new
Year's Eve situation that was violent.
Speaker 9 (08:26):
Like I watched the first few episodes and then all
my friends were already at the end, so then I
kind of just skipped.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
Okay, so for those of you who are watching, then
this makes more sense to you. I brought it up
really because I thought it was interesting that so many
people have left the villa. This one, this girl on
her own, decided by I don't want to do this,
and then the other one's got the boat. I just
feel like, you know, wait, what are you watching?
Speaker 8 (08:46):
What Love Island? Is this that you're looking at?
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Is it not the same Love Island?
Speaker 8 (08:50):
I don't think it's the same Love Island. Claim so confused.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Okay, well then that's even more strange.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
There's a conspiracy on all these love islands where these
people just start leaving, and how all of these like gotchy.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I saw the headline and I thought it was the
same thing.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
I just saw it right now, and I wanted to
talk about this because that was my question, like if
all of these love islands have people getting the boot,
I feel like they did it on purpose.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
It's like, I don't think it's Love Island, usay no,
I think it's the UK version that you're watching.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I'm not watching.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
Whatever you're looking at.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Okay, well now everybody's caught up on that one Ellie left.
Oh no, But my question was more for the producers
that part is trending.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
Yeah, that is pretty crazy because it's weird now it's
going international, or they're.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Not jacking exactly, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
I think it's on purpose. They want to be messy
on purpose, I was.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
Gonna say, but they want the drama so that they
could have.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Yeah, I know, make it juicier, so messy on purpose.
I don't like that.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
Yeah, I don't get messy.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Naturally, don't like have planned messy.
Speaker 9 (09:51):
Yeah, but like what is planned messy do you? Because
you think like the Bachelor Bachelorte, they purposefully cast like
someone who's going to be quote unquote like the villain
because they know how they that person and reactions.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, but that's kind of natural messy.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
You put the villain in a room with all those people,
and that messy kind of just comes of be like, Okay,
we know your mess now let's watch it spil.
Speaker 8 (10:09):
Yes that yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Yeah. So anyway, lastly, Swifty Burnout is real. However, the
Swifties are actually bullying Travis Kelcey right now because they
want him to release the wedding photos.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
Oh my gosh, I mean, that's it.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
It's hysterical.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
So one site has started it and then a bunch
of other Swifties are jumping on.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
But you know how he was on a show called
Catching Kelsey.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
It was a reality TV show, was a dating show,
and so they're taking clips from that show where he
looks absolutely ridiculous, doing ridiculous things, posting it and they're
going to keep doing it until they release the photos.
Speaker 8 (10:45):
Wait what year was that in?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Years ago?
Speaker 7 (10:50):
I don't know, I'm looking it up. I know, I
think I knew one of the girls on the show sixteen.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah, it was a long time ago.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
Wow, he was really cute.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
Then, okay, that's what's.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Oh it's me. I'm just saying, yeah, it's you. Okay,
to catch cheater is coming up right for this?
Speaker 7 (11:06):
And then look at eyeball and Travis Kelcey right now, Okay,
first off, we're done.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
That's what's trying to have you not been? I mean,
it's kind never mind, it's the Jubil Show.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
It's time to catch a Cheater only on the Jubil Show.
Speaker 8 (11:23):
And only on the New Hits one oh six point one.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Jeeze is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater,
and he thinks that his wife of three years named
Shawna might be cheating. So we'll see if we can
catch her in a second. But first, Keith, what's going on?
Why do you think that your wife might be cheating
on you? AI?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah, I have I have my theories.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Like, like you just said, we've been married for three years.
We've been together for six actually, so I've been observing
just these these patterns. I mean, you have a routine
with somebody. I mean again six years, right, when married
for three We we have our new house. We're kind
of getting used to it, you know, gonna get gonna
get going on.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
This big chech in her life.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
But it's it's on Saturdays where she sets an alarm
for five seventeen am, and she just, uh, she's not
five fifteen, it's not five thirty, it's five seventeen, right,
So that's one strange thing, right, So okay, so she
gets up, she sounds to it, like immediately she SIPs
out a bead, doesn't shower and she returns home exactly
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two hours every single time.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
Kay, is that bad?
Speaker 6 (12:33):
She's like, pofoal, I mean, oh, it's it's I think
it's it's a pattern, it's a routine, never misses it.
I asked her, Okay, what's about why five seventeen? She says, ah,
you know, traffic patterns, okay, kind of kind of suspicious
a little bit okay, And then I start doing more digging,
and then it's like finding things around the house, like
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these handwritten envelopes that she's been receiving. There's no return
address on them, and and she she like opens them
in the garage, okay, like keeping him kind of separate,
so I don't notice them, don't see them. But I
found I found the envelopes that were shredded like byhand
or like in tiny little pieces, like destroying the evidence.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Kind of thing. It's it's a little that's weird.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
That's a little creepy again, suspicious a pattern like love
ranks or something I'm thinking or I just I've not
been able to kind of shed light on that. And
then there's stuff I noticed, like like our shared space
is right in the hallway. We walk through this every day.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Constantly.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
Right we go through the hallway, there's a framed photo
that was replaced from the hallway with an almost almost
identical frame, and she's like cropped herself closer to the edge.
It's just it seems like it's it's subtle.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
But I catch it because you walk by it every
day and it's like, well, that's that's new. What's that about?
Speaker 8 (13:56):
Like you just cut out the empty space.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
It's like she's not quite cut out of the photo,
but she's cropped close to the edge, almost like she
doesn't want to be in the photo or something.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
I mean, it's like it's weird than you.
Speaker 8 (14:10):
You're cheating you it did that, but to your spouse,
like not.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Cut you out, not herself interesting, that is weird though.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Okay, well you already told us what a grocery store
she's a rewards card member at. So we'll play a
song come back, and then call her and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards member who gets a free gift
from us, and it's flowers delivered from our Florida department,
and we'll see if she sends us to you or
to somebody else. Okay, okay, all right, we'll get your
to Catch a teater next it's the Jewbil Show.
Speaker 9 (14:40):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubil Show.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater and
if you're just joining us, Keith is on the phone
and he thinks that his wife of three years might
be cheating. So we're about to call her and pretend
to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards
card member at and say that every single month, we
choose one lucky rewards member who gets a free gift
from us, and it's flowers delivered from our floor apartment,
and we'll see if she sends those to her husband,
Keith or to somebody else. But before we do that, Keith,
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why don't you break down your situation again? Why do
you think your wife is cheating? Right?
Speaker 6 (15:12):
Just picking up on these patterns of behavior a little unusual.
Every Saturday she goes out at five five seventeen am.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Alarm. That's a little weird, she says. It's traffic patterns.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
She's been hiding in the garage, like ripping up a
little you know, handwritten envelopes and little pieces that I found.
She replaced a photo in our hallway. I thought of something.
A couple more things. It's a humor of me.
Speaker 10 (15:32):
There's two more things.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
She also there's like this expensive looking jewelry box in
her work bag.
Speaker 10 (15:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
I don't know, like yeah, yeah, And there's like something
that was there but it's empty now, but she's she
has it in her work bag.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
It's right there.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Huh. Okay, well we'll see if we can figure it
out for you. Are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Yeah, I'm but let's go forward.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
All right, here we go. I'm gonna call her right now. Hi,
this is Corbeck calling from grocers. I was looking for
our rewards card member named Shana.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Speaking.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Hi Shanna, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations.
You're this month's winner. Hope you can hear us clapm
and and everything over here. We're very happy about you,
about you. Sorry that sounded weird, but anyway, I don't
know if you know this. Every single day, every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department and you're the Lucky Rewards
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card member. So congratulations, you've won thirty six long stin
red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a
card to be delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Absolutely free and not on the pace shipping.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Nope, it costs you nothing, and I will not ask
you for any kind of credit card information. It's all
completely legit. You'll get confirmations before we're off the phone.
It's just our way up set. Thank you very much
for shopping with us. Okay, works very simple too. I
can take the information over the phone in just a
matter of minutes. If you don't know who you want
to send them to right now, that's fine. I can
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call you back, or you can always come down to
the store and fill out the paperwork. Whatever you'd like
to do. No, let's do it now, great, okay, perfect,
All right. Let me just get this pulled up here,
and the first thing I will need from you be
the first and last name of the person you want
to send the flowers to, and then if you want
to put anything on a card, and then we'll get
the address and that's it.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Okay, So the name is going to be for Tricia.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Okay, Tricia, got that? And do you want to put
anything on a card to Tricia.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Let's say, I know this hasn't been easy, but I'm
proud of you for finally taking the leap. And then
what are what happens next? I've got you?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Okay, all right?
Speaker 10 (17:51):
Great?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
And now at this point I'll let you know that
this is not a grocery store. It's actually a radio show.
It's called The Jewble Show.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Hi, I'm Nina hy and Victoria.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
And my name is Jubal.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Okay, I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Well, we do a segment on the show called to
Catch a Cheater wherever you think your significant other might
be messing around. You see who they send the flowers to.
And your husband Keith is actually on the phone.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Yeah really yes, yeah yeah, don't don't hang up.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Is this a joke?
Speaker 11 (18:25):
No?
Speaker 4 (18:25):
I want to know. Tell the truth now, Sean.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
As you can now, who is Triciasa.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
She's my friend from work.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
From work, someone from work you texted like at five
seventeen every morning, like I've seen it.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
You're checking my phone.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
I unlocked it to you. You left it on the counter, so.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
You're saying you went through my phone.
Speaker 10 (18:55):
I checked it.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
I checked on the phone bill and your location history,
and you're at the gym at six am every Saturday
for Yeah, you're there for like exactly two hours.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Me.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
Don't, don't, don't flip this on me, like, look, look
when things aren't making sense, but you know, you know me.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Like I look for the answers. So let's let's let's
let's lay this out now.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Okay, there's the handwritten envelopes, right, shredded paper all over
the garage picture that you were placed in the hallway.
You think I didn't notice you cropped yourself closer to
the edge.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Of the photo.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
He's then watching me, is what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Look, look, look, I've been paying attention, and there's a difference.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
That's not paying attention, that's surveillance. Eve invaded my privacy,
all of it, you know that, right.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Well, privacy ends where secrets start. Like everything you've done,
it just feels really staged, like precise, like you've been
like rewriting our life without me involved.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
So like, are you cheating?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, I'm Atricia and I'm leaving you for a Tricia.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Oh so he was righting? Wow? Mm hmm, okay, wow,
I knew something was up. How long has this been
going on?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I I've been training with Tricia for like three months ago,
like for the trap along that I was working on,
and she's my trainer, and so, oh my god, h
Casey knew that you were the first guy that I've
been intimate with, you know, so, yeah, you need this
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going on on the relationship and I tried it out
and just it's not working. I can't do it. Oh,
I tried it out.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
We're married for years, yeah, six years. I'm not I'm home.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
I'm only for I'm on you for more than six
years married the three years. How there's a trial for you?
Like just I'm a trial period.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
You were trying, I'm not trying, and I love you,
but not in that way that I think you need
me to love you.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Oh wow?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Were you going to tell him Shanna?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Yeah, yeah, that's a great question.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I was looking for the right time, as opposed to
on the radio under some weird misconception.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Okay, well, hey Nick, it sounds like you guys have
a lot to figure out. Yeah, so sorry, Keith.
Speaker 10 (21:51):
Yeah, I guess I guess.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Uh, we're gonna like we're gonna lawyer you up. I
guess yep, we'll be in touch.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Sounds good. I'll be Atricia's and I'll tell somebody my
sister to pick up my stuff.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
Ohoa, okay, okay, wow, what am.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
I some sort of mentally challenged airhead?
Speaker 8 (22:13):
No, not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 12 (22:16):
It was like, why am I even listening to you?
Speaker 7 (22:18):
To begin with your virgin who can't.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Dry, it's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Rameirias in
a game of trivia. And let's meet today's contestant for
you versus Victoria. Faith. What's up?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Faith?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
How are you hi?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
I'm good, I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
All right, Hey, I think you can beat Victoria.
Speaker 8 (22:41):
You can say no, it's.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Okay, we'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Okay, that's nice.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
We'll send Victoria out of the studio and while she's leaving, Faith,
the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say passed, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to way. Okay, okay, all right, here we go, Faith.
Your time starts.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
Now. What is the world's largest coral reef system, the
Great Barrier reef, which baseball position is traditionally assigned the
number two in scorekeeping. Which gemstone is measured in carrots?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Diamond?
Speaker 7 (23:24):
How many chambers does the human heart have?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Sure?
Speaker 7 (23:29):
Which gas gives soda its fizz?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Carbon dioxide?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
All right, I got that in. We'll bring Victoria back
into the studio if we can. She's talking, but she's coming. No,
you're you're good. You can come in. Victoria is set
it back.
Speaker 7 (23:49):
There's a show going on in there.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I better wait, all right, here we go Victoria thirty seconds.
There as many questions as possible if you don't know,
and just say pass. And you have to beat faith
outright to win.
Speaker 8 (24:03):
Okay, they're talking about the History channel.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Interesting.
Speaker 11 (24:06):
Cool.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
See if you can apply some knowledge, Oh yeah, sorry.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, and faith you can tell Victoria when to go?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
All right? Ready?
Speaker 7 (24:16):
Set What is the world's largest coral reef system?
Speaker 11 (24:20):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (24:21):
Dang, the Grayberry reef, which baseball position is traditionally assigned
the number two in scorekeeping.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
So sad that I think a lot of it's like
dying out.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I want to go to it's so bad.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
Wait, whatre, Wait what it's the there's home, and there's.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
A way, which when it is measured in carrots.
Speaker 8 (24:38):
Jed asked, what moneys eat carrots?
Speaker 7 (24:41):
How many chambers does the human heart have? Would you
ask which gas gives soda? It's fizz?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
What?
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (24:50):
Carbon? The carbon accident? The carbon way?
Speaker 7 (24:52):
You said, that's so comferently after.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Being so unin in the other one.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did
with our scoreboard, Producer.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Freeze, Victoria had three and Faith had five? Or no, no,
Victoria had three, Faith had four.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Oh, Faith, congratulations, Victoria.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Are you sure of that?
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
You have to everyone?
Speaker 8 (25:17):
What check everything?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, all right, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
You guys are both right. The Great Barrier Reef is
the world's largest coral reef system. To make sure you
still remembered, Catcher is assigned to the number two in
scorekeeping and baseball.
Speaker 8 (25:33):
I'm sorry, what what did you that? You asked?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah, yeah, my bad.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I don't know anything about sports.
Speaker 8 (25:41):
So sad as I do.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Well, this is pretty great.
Speaker 7 (25:45):
This one was even crazier, Victoria, which gemstone is measured
in carrots?
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Bun easy carrots, diamonds.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
There are four chambers in the human heart, and carbon
dioxide does give gas for soda. It's busy gas Faith.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Thank you for playing Thank you plenty verse six story
the same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you
want to play, just dm us at the Jebel Show
or go to the Jewbelshow dot com. I phone break
happens every single hour on the twenties. Your next one
is coming up right after this, and then right after
that is Nina's what's trending, It's the Jubil Show. Excuse me, shutty.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Do you know what I can find him?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Booty j Bols Call of Booty.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Tim is on the phone today for Call of Booty
and he wants to see if he can get his
wife to leave her job right now for a booty call.
But remember, can't say anything dirty or we blunt about it,
and we'll give him a topic to use or code
words to use for what he wants to do. And
it's always very awkward and weird.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Tim, Where does your wife work?
Speaker 11 (26:51):
First of all, I'm not going to give you the
name of the school, but she's she's an elementary school teacher.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Oh you're gonna call.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna call her okay, yeah, yeah,
I mean I've had calls.
Speaker 11 (27:07):
I have called her before about some random things, but
she answers usually okay, she's always busy.
Speaker 10 (27:14):
So I figured, uh, I figured this would be perfect.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
I love I love this, I love this bit you
guys do.
Speaker 10 (27:20):
And I was like, I was like, oh my god,
I gotta try this.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
So she's actually at school in her classroom right now.
Are the kids in there or is it like lunchtime?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (27:29):
Yeah, she she usually she's she's usually teaching, but they
also have you know, they they the teachers kind of
do a shared They got like four classrooms and they
sometimes do like a shared thing, so one teacher will
go into the other classroom for so.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
You know, when she's free.
Speaker 7 (27:45):
Yeah, okay, how do you think she's going to react
to something like this, like, just in general, how would
she react?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Not even if she was you know, you know.
Speaker 11 (27:54):
Outside of work, we've had very minimal call it, you know,
dirty talker, but you know, in life we have a healthy,
we have a healthy romantic life.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
So okay, I don't know how she's going to react.
This will definitely be from left field for her.
Speaker 10 (28:12):
Yeah, So that's what I'm like, all right, I'm like,
let's I almost want to test the whole situation.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
We're about to find out how your skills are the town.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
This is going to be very awkward. So you're about
to call your wife, who's an elementary school teacher. She's
currently in her classroom. The students aren't there, hopefully you know,
but hopefully they're not. And you're going to try to
call her and see if she'll leave her job to
meet you for a booty call. And since she's a teacher,
how about we go with dinosaurs and dinosaur terms. That's
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what you have to use.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
You can't say anything dirty.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
You have to try to get her to leave her
a booty call using just dinosaur terminology. You know.
Speaker 10 (28:54):
We just we just watched the latest Jurassic Park, like
maybe nine weeks ago.
Speaker 13 (29:01):
Okay, so.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
This might work for me.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I don't even know how I would do that. I
have some all Remember, yeah, you can't just be blunt
about it. And remember during the phone call, we can
give you lines and stuff. So if we talk into
your ear, don't talk back to us. We have it
so like she won't be able to hear us until
we come on the phone, either if she says no
and we want to just let her know we're on,
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or if you actually get her to do it, we
can celebrate with you.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
That sounds weird, all right, Well.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
We'll play a song come back, and then you can
call your wife, who's currently in her classroom, and see
if she'll leave for a call of booty using just
dinosaur terms.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
I'm trying to come up here right now.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Call of Booty is next the Jewel Show. Sorry, excuse me, shunny,
Do you know where I can find him?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Booty? Sue bowls Call of Booty.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Right in the middle of Call of Booty, And if
you're just joining us, Tim is on the phone and
he's got his work cut out for him because he's
about to call his wife, who's an elementary school teacher.
She's in the classroom right now, but he's going to
see if she'll leave him and meet him for a
booty call. But he can only talk about dinosaurs. He
can't say anything dirty or blunt. He's got to talk
about dinosaurs and use dinosaur words to try to get
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her to figure out what he's talking about and hopefully
convince her with that sexy language. Tim, you ready to.
Speaker 10 (30:40):
Go a little bit nervous, but uh, I took some
de breast and I am set.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
All right, Here we go, and remember we can talk
to you for the first little bit. She won't be
able to hear us. So if we say something you
don't respond to us, We'll try to give you some
lines if you need help. I feel like you need help.
All right, Okay, here we go. I'm on a dollar
phone of her right now.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Hi, this is niece. Hey, honey, how are you, Kim?
Why are you?
Speaker 12 (31:08):
Why are you calling me?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Is everything? Okay?
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
I'm good.
Speaker 12 (31:14):
Wait, sus in your number?
Speaker 2 (31:16):
What number is this? Oh my god?
Speaker 12 (31:18):
Are you at the hospital?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
No, no, no, no, I gotta do one of those.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
I was just checking out this Google thing.
Speaker 12 (31:27):
I am at work right now. Please don't scare me
like that. God, why are you calling me?
Speaker 9 (31:34):
Like? What?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
What's up?
Speaker 10 (31:37):
Not much?
Speaker 11 (31:38):
I'm just uh, I'm wondering how you know your classes
the day? Hopefully those kids aren't driving you too crazy?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Uh yeah, it's fine. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 12 (31:51):
So they actually just spent the last hour drawing, and
you know, Corey showed me a drawing of this boat
that he did. Honestly, it looks like.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
It was. It was just so great it was so
hard not to laugh.
Speaker 12 (32:07):
But yeah, you know what, I'll just have to take
a picture of it for you, because I swear to guy,
it looks like, yeah.
Speaker 10 (32:14):
Yeah, send me that pick. I'll i'll uh.
Speaker 11 (32:17):
Speaking of uh pictures, I was kind of calling you
to see if maybe you felt like a frustrated little
veloscer raptor and you wanted to blow off some steam,
because I might know uh place where you could get
a good chunk of meat.
Speaker 12 (32:40):
Excuse me.
Speaker 11 (32:42):
Him, you know, you know I'm just talking about maybe
uh someone gets t rexed, what like t rext Hey, no, no,
it's it's just my husband.
Speaker 12 (32:58):
Sorry, Yes, I can send him to the classroom and
I don't know about an hour. Yep, thank you? Oh
my god, Tim, What is going on? What are you
talking about?
Speaker 11 (33:15):
I was just hoping maybe if you took the afternoon off,
I could get my hands on girass the PARKM.
Speaker 12 (33:29):
What you didn't You didn't just go and buy a
bunch of like you are inflatables again, did you?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Because we talked about that.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
No, no, no, no, no, no, you don't got any inflatables.
Speaker 11 (33:37):
But I mean if technically I would be interested in
inflating a certain brontosaurce neck, you know, try Therah coops
with the hardened horn.
Speaker 12 (33:53):
Okay, babe, seriously, are you okay? I am genuinely getting
worried about you. It sounds like you're having a stroke.
Speaker 11 (34:02):
I am like, no, no, no, I'm I'm not having
a stroke. I'm feeling like on the hunt, you know,
searching for a nice, juicy prehistoric steak.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
What okay, I'm calling nine one one.
Speaker 11 (34:27):
I like, no, way, I can't.
Speaker 10 (34:32):
I can't think of I can't think of anything else.
Speaker 12 (34:37):
Okay, wait a minute, you can you like? You guys,
what are you talking now?
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Now?
Speaker 12 (34:41):
He's talking to other people?
Speaker 10 (34:43):
What is going on?
Speaker 12 (34:45):
I genuine.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Talking to us. This is a radio show. It's called
The Jubeil Show. My name is Jewel. You're so cutem
Victoria and uh and yeah, your husband Tim wanted to
call you today because we do a segment the show
called Call of Booty. It's where you call your significant
other to see if they'll leave work to do a
booty call. But you can't say anything dirty overtly. And uh,
we give you some code words to use or some
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theme to talk about, and he had to use dinosaurs
to try to see if you get you keep going,
get you going, babe.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
No, I can't.
Speaker 10 (35:22):
I was.
Speaker 6 (35:23):
I was really hoping you would take a slight a
small bite.
Speaker 10 (35:27):
Now it seems like no, it seems like I have
no uh no.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Riz, no game.
Speaker 12 (35:35):
Well you do realize that I have like a bunch
of children about to walk into this rail within a
matter of minutes.
Speaker 10 (35:43):
Yeah, you know, okay, I'm sorry, but I do have
I just.
Speaker 12 (35:49):
Genuinely was I thought you were losing your mind or
having a stroke. I thought the world was ending right now.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
I'm gonna say that's an know, Denise, you're not going to.
Speaker 8 (36:01):
Go meet.
Speaker 12 (36:04):
No, I am deciding whether or not he's going to
get any for a while.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
Response I was expected, Tim, and then.
Speaker 12 (36:15):
Am I able to get back to work?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Now, Okay, you're great, have a good one.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
I hope you're park later.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Thank you so good.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Try Tim.
Speaker 10 (36:29):
Yeah, wow, that was almost embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
I thought it would work a little better.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
But that's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 10 (36:37):
It's hard.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
It's hard to use those words.
Speaker 10 (36:38):
It really is.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
You know what I bet you if you try again
at home. It'll work.
Speaker 10 (36:42):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
I thought the Broni source neck inflating. That's pretty clever.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
That was That was good.
Speaker 9 (36:49):
Brought to you by Michael Shooting Going Auburn. You're home
from Achino, It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
So there's a popular restaurant that has decided to take
precautions to remove certain items off the menu to protect
us the psyclospora. I don't know how to totally pronounce it,
but you know what I mean, the issue that's causing
tommy problems across the country. However, this also means that
some of your favorite items and the reason why you
go there will no longer be available. And I'll tell
you who's looking out for you while also taking away
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your favorites at the same time.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Coming up in just a.
Speaker 7 (37:18):
Second, but first, Haley Bieber is officially made it possible
for you to wear her autograph on your hip.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
She has teamed up with The Gap to launch the
Haley Gene.
Speaker 7 (37:28):
It's a limited edition denhim capsule inspired by her love
for oversized vintage denim, so like she's super into the
nineteen ninety style and specifically they're showing extra love to
nineteen ninety six because that was her birth year, and
then also she claims to love the style at that point,
so really it's what you've kind of already been wearing.
It's baggy, your jeans that are a little bit more
(37:49):
low rise, and she just feels like people were just
so effortless and iconic in their style at the time,
and so she wants to bring that back with the gap.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Cool nineties are making their way all the way back.
They're really like you, I just looked them up.
Speaker 8 (38:03):
Are they like barrel jeans? Are they straight leg jeans?
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Like?
Speaker 8 (38:06):
What kind of bag?
Speaker 7 (38:07):
A straight leg?
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Baggy? R?
Speaker 7 (38:08):
It's super cute.
Speaker 8 (38:10):
Oh, these are really cute.
Speaker 7 (38:11):
I feel like you have a pair already. They just
don't have Hailey Beaber's. Oh and Hailey Beaber's autograph. Her
signature is inside the pocket.
Speaker 8 (38:19):
Inside the pocket.
Speaker 7 (38:20):
Yeah, so that's how you get to have her autograph
on your hip.
Speaker 8 (38:23):
That's kind of cool.
Speaker 9 (38:23):
I'm just kind of curious how she did it because
if they took the pocket out to sign it, when
you put it back in, technically it's upside down.
Speaker 8 (38:30):
Well, I think it's probably just printed on there.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Oh, yeah, dude, she's not like Handy's just taking a
sharpie to every single jean.
Speaker 8 (38:39):
It would be cool. It would be cool.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
You're right, it would be cool.
Speaker 7 (38:42):
It would be cool just saying no, wouldn't. I don't
want any sharpie like coming off onto my skin. That
would not be cool.
Speaker 8 (38:47):
They would have to make sure it would be to
come on. It's more authentic that way.
Speaker 7 (38:50):
Okay, not cool. But if she were to do like
a signing where everybody showed up, that would be different.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Anyway.
Speaker 7 (38:56):
What don't we love when guys tell us what they
like when it comes to ladies. So there's this list
that is trending actually gone pretty viral.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
I think it's funny.
Speaker 7 (39:06):
So guys are listing their girl flexes that instantly make
them more attractive.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
So I pulled some of them just so you know
what the fellaws are talking about.
Speaker 7 (39:15):
And they listed a sense of humor as number one
problem solving skills as number two problem solvings.
Speaker 8 (39:22):
You would have solve all your problems now too.
Speaker 7 (39:24):
Yeah, being competitive, the ability to take responsibility and apologize.
But you know what, fellas, that's also a dude flex.
So if you like it, for us to do it
you also need to be able to do that.
Speaker 9 (39:37):
But halftime, you also don't like us being competitive because
then you get mad that you're not winning things.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Well, they also like emotional maturity. Ladies, just do your thing.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
No, no, wait, I think it's hilariously for this one.
Comfortable with power tools sounds weird, but they think it's
pretty badass.
Speaker 8 (39:59):
We if women are comfortable with power tools.
Speaker 7 (40:01):
Yeah, you have.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
You like my power tools. They're all pink.
Speaker 7 (40:05):
That's cute, cute, it's so cute. I got a drill,
I got a hammer, and they're all pink. I love
it and all my other things. Anyway, So the list
goes on, but that's trending, and a lot of people
have their thoughts, as you can see in this room.
I just like it's almost like you just tap them
on the head. Please don't take this as disrespect, fellaws,
but like when we hear stuff like this, I just
want to patch it on the head and go, Okay,
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that's cute. And you know what, you maybe want to
do that to us. Actually I don't think you do.
I think you take it seriously as you should. And lastly,
the restaurant that has removed some of your favorite items
to protect you from the cyclospora situation is Taco Bell.
So they have confirmed that they have removed some items
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as a temporary precaution. So they're getting rid of or
taking off the menu so far, guacamole, lettuce, pico deagayo, cilantro, onions,
things well, and all those things are staples and a
lot of their I mean, but I thought it was
only in lettuce that they like it came from. Well,
this also is just you know, other produce, and they're
probably said they're taking precautions to make sure. They're saying
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that nothing is specifically linked to Taco Bell, and there's
no specific ingredient or supplier, but they just said that
they wanted to get ahead of it to make sure
that they're not I.
Speaker 8 (41:16):
Feel like there's another reason.
Speaker 9 (41:17):
I don't know why, but Taco Bell do not be
my first I thought of restaurant to want to protect
my tummy issues.
Speaker 8 (41:23):
Taco Bell already causes tummy isses, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (41:25):
So without the paris, people voluntarily go for that. They
like the extra tummy issues, you know, they didn't sign
up for that.
Speaker 9 (41:33):
I don't think people are worried about Taco Bell when
they come to this parasite, Like I really think they're like,
that's the last place they think.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Man, the Taco Bell said, we got you.
Speaker 7 (41:42):
I mean, that's so nice. It's not all locations, but
a lot of them.
Speaker 8 (41:46):
I feel there's another reason we got to look deep.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
I know.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
It kind of does feel like there is.
Speaker 8 (41:51):
Come from Daco Bell.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
That's what's strending.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Jewbles Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Hello, Hello, hey you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 4 (42:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Sweet?
Speaker 7 (42:06):
What is it?
Speaker 13 (42:07):
So me and my wife are in open relationship?
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Okay, okay, oh it's great.
Speaker 13 (42:18):
For like sixteen years.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Now this idea was it or was it something you
guys both wanted.
Speaker 13 (42:25):
Idea?
Speaker 4 (42:26):
It was always a while.
Speaker 13 (42:37):
She always thought it was a trick because it was
a it's more of a male male, you know, and
the female.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
So she always thought it was a trick.
Speaker 13 (42:48):
We were drinking and I have a friends right and
my friend I saw him always looking at her, like,
you know, he's trying to hit on her. So I
talked to my wife and she's like, yeah, I notice him.
So one day we're drinking and I had good drunk.
So they take me to my room and as soon
(43:09):
as he helps me get to my bed, he thinks
I'm asleep, I'm all drunk, and he starts making out
with her while I was right there asleep on my bed,
and yeah, they did the bead and everything.
Speaker 8 (43:25):
Were you actually asleep?
Speaker 10 (43:27):
No?
Speaker 4 (43:28):
And you weren't drunk. I wasn't drunk. No, Then why
didn't you stop it?
Speaker 13 (43:35):
Because we're into that like that. That's what I'm into that.
Speaker 4 (43:41):
About it?
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Yeah, all right, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
Thank you have a good one.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
What's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 11 (43:56):
So?
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Four one O six one