Jubal Phone Pranks - The 3:30 A.M. Mattress Check-In: A Customer Service Call Gone Off the Rails

When Heather’s phone rings at 3:30 in the morning, the last thing she expects is a hyper-dedicated “customer service rep” asking about her brand-new mattress. But as the calls keep coming—and the callers get stranger—her sleepy confusion turns into full-on outrage. This chaotic late-night phone saga delivers hilarious tension, unexpected twists, and prime Jubal Phone Prank energy.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hello, it's a great day a mattress company. This is Peedeakins.
I was looking for Heather, who just purchased a new
mattress of this.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
I'm sorry you're who? This is Pete Akins.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
How you doing? Just calling from mattress company, checking in
seeing how things are going?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Okay, I'm sorry. What time is it right now?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I'm so confused. It's about three thirty in the morning,
West Coast time. Oh my god. Yeah, no, no, no, yeah, yeah,
but I don't know why you're calling.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
It's three in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Hello. Hey, it's Pete Deakins. I think we got disconnected there, Heather.
How you doing anyway? I was just calling the check in.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I can't talk.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I'm so tired, just calling the check in see how
the mattress is working out that you just purchased with us.
Can I just ask what the you're doing?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Will? I'm just sitting at my desk, Yeah, just making
my customer service calls, just checking in the.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Selling people at three thirty in the morning, asking if
their mattresses.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Is that what you're doing? You know what? Sometimes I
forget I'm an insomniac. So I don't sleep much, so
I get started early in the morning, trying to get
a jump on everything.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Is it a little top?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Is it too early for you right now?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yes, it's too early for me.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
What the are you doing? Like? What kind of this
is insane.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Customer service activity?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
What are you doing? Should I call you back later? No?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
No, don't call me back.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Not just it's fine, just guy, some questions about the
mattress and how it's working out.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Questions about the mattress PD.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I'm picking up on a little bit of frustration.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Get a light.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay, so you know what I'm picking up on a
little bit of morning first, I don't, I don't know.
I just like the mattress person again.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Hello, hello, hello, hello, oh hi. My name is Trevor,
and I'm calling from mattress company and I was looking
for other who just purchased a mattress.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Working I thought it's the matches company. What matches did
you buy? Excuse me? I have a bone to pick
with your company.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Okay. Is it because of anything to do with the warranty?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Cause?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Like okay, oh.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Okay, I'm sorry. You guys have called five times, five
times about the mattress. The Matthews is fine, and each
time it's another weirdo on the phone, and I'm so confused.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Just leave us alone.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Is three thirty in the morning. Who the hell is
making customer service calls right now?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Are waking people up? I have work, sir. Okay, so
I'm located.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Oh my god, is Trevor. It's Trevor. Trevor, go to bed. Hello. Hey,
it's Pete Eakins calling from mattress again, Heather. I think
we got cut off our last time we were talking
set speak.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
This is the last time you and I talk. Okay,
thank you for calling. We love the mattress. We don't need.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
To talk to you guys anymore.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Please stop calling up.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I was just gonna actually suggest that we send you
a different mattress because it sounds like this one. Not
getting geek god sleep, No, you're the reason I'm not
getting good sleep.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Okay, don't call it again.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
All right, Well, I'll let you just know it's a
prank phone call then I can do that. Sorry about
calling so.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Or at least, Oh my god, are you.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your husband. Set you up.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
God, Why why.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
What are you kidding me? No, he said, you guys
got a new mattress and you hate getting woken up.
So I came in at three point thirty in the
morning to make this phone call to you. No way,
that is commitment and fully traumatized. Thank you, all right,

(04:49):
go back to bed. Okay, wake up every morning with
Jubile Phone. Franks weekday mornings on the twenties,