Real Or Fake: OnlyFans, Mystery Honey, and a Bank Robbery Gone Wrong 🤯

On this unhinged round of Real News or Fake News from The Jubal Show, the headlines get so wild they almost sound believable. From a sketchy honey product causing unexpected side effects, to a bank robbery accidentally stopped by a marriage-ending argument, to a viral claim involving Bill Gates that fooled millions—this segment proves the internet will believe just about anything.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's the Jewil Show, and this just in Kim Kardashian
is dating f one driver Lewis Hamilton. Experts say it's
the first time Lewis Hamilton has written something with so
many miles on it. Oh wow, No time for real
news or fake news? The segment where I read a
news story from the week that's gone viral and you

(00:25):
have to tell me if it's a real news story
or a fake news story that people actually believe. Here's
your first headline for real news or fake news. FDA
issues nationwide recall on popular honeybrand that contains ed medication.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
A popular honeybased product called ashfat al alharamine energy support
was recalled nationwide after dozens of men were admitted to
the hospital with unexplained stiffness that lasted for more than
four hours. After doctors did some research, they found that
all of these men had used the honey product just
before their sundial decided to read high noon for hours

(01:06):
upon hours upon hours. Food and Drug Administration researched and
found tadla field tail dolla fil I don't know how
you say it to dollaphild Probably in the honey A
prescription medication used to treat a rectile dysfunction. The ingredient

(01:28):
was not on the Honey's label and also is something
that you need with a prescription, so it shouldn't have
been in there anyway. Wow, people who bought the honey
our advice to stop using it immediately and follow the
seller's instructions for returning or disposing of it. Meanwhile, I
bet there's some guys out there who can't wait to
get their hands on it. Yeah, the Honey, I mean
well probably anyway, is that a real news story or

(01:51):
a fake news story? Nina, I feel like this has
to be real. Remember that trend that was going along
not that long ago, where like college students were eating
honey packets for the reason exact reason. Yeah, and I
bet you that's where this honeyplace got the idea for probably.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh my gosh, I'm going with real. I'm going through Okay, Victoria.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
FDA issues nationwide recall on popular honey brand that contains
ed medication.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Is that a real news story or fake me? It's real?
It is all unreal, Yeah, I think so, Producer Freeze. Yeah,
I'm going to go with real, But just because of
what Nina said, she'd heard it four.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
This is.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I Love you though it was fake. Check your honey labels, everybody.
That's so funny. It's just for energy. But I guess
it needs to really specify what kind.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, this is your next headline for real news or
fake news? A segment where I read a news story
from the week that's gone viral and you have to
tell me if it's a real news story or a
fake one that people actually believed. Bank teller accidentally ends
marriage and stops robbery in one afternoon, Hey, multitasking, here's
active the story. Talk about awkward customer service. A former

(02:58):
bank teller is going via after admitting that she accidentally
ended a marriage and prevented a robbery all the same afternoon.
According to the bank teller, a married couple came into
her bank because the wife was worried about money that
kept disappearing from their shared account. That's when things started
to unravel. As they reviewed the account, she noticed a
pattern of small charges ten dollars year, twenty five dollars there,

(03:21):
happening frequently enough to raise questions. Turns out they investigated
the charges and they were from only fans.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
The wife wasn't exactly happy finding out that there had
been a bunch of money spent from OnlyFans from her husband.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Oh my gosh, I'm furious. That's such a waste.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Of mind here and in the middle of the bank,
the couple stepped aside and started arguing. According to the teller,
the disagreement escalated and unfortunately for one would be criminal,
that's when he decided to enter the bank. Masks and
security footage shows the suspect pausing near the interests, assessing
the city, and attempting to approach the counter, only to
be drowned out by the couple arguing about the only

(04:04):
fans subscriptions. At one point, when is to say, the
suspect tried to interrupt them by politely asking them to
lower their tone. The wife responded by yelling at him,
do not tell me to calm down.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
The robber allegedly tried again a little more firmly, saying
he needed everybody's attention, and even though he had a
gun on him, the couple completely ignored him entirely and
kept arguing about the only fans. After several failed attempts
to a certain control over the room and being visibly uncomfortable.
The robber ran out of the bank and a robbery

(04:40):
was stopped. Police later confirmed that there was an attempted robbery,
nobody was stolen, no injuries were reported, all because the
couple was arguing about the husband having only fans charged.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Is this a real new story or a fake news story? Nina?
I really hope this is a real story, Victoria. Real
or fake? Yeah, I'm gonna say fake because.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
If the guy went with the wife and he knows
why the money is going away, why would you still have.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
The bank teller look up why the money's going away?
Did he use he didn't get it? I would really
hope you would just use comments.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Too much, produce a freeze real news story or fake
news story.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
I believe that a woman would do that, but I
don't think that the timing would be that perfect.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Exactly like, Hey, can you guys come down talking?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
I love that is a real news story. Wow on
North Carolina when a woman who's mad?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Here is another headline for real news or fake news.
This headline is ridiculous. Epstein investigation takes bizarre turn after
email appears to out Bill Gates as popular E D M,
d J.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
If you haven't seen the news.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Bill Gates has been outed in emails from Jeffrey Epstein
that also said that he contracted an STI from one
of the women.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Upon reviewing thousands.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Of emails connected to the Epstein case, investigators are reportedly
caught off guard after stumbling upon a message that had
nothing to do with the crimes, finances, or travel, but
instead appears to accidentally reveal that Bill Gates may secretly
be the DJ Dead Mouse. Officials are looking into it,
but one of the emails to Bill Gates said, Bill,

(06:22):
if you don't respond to me asap, I will tell
everybody about you being Dead Mouse. I highly doubt the
millions of fans of your music would be dancing if
they knew that it was an elderly tech CEO that
they've been dancing to this whole time. Is that a
real news story or a fake news story? Bill Gates
is actually Dead Mouse? Nina, that's gotta be fake, man.
I love the idea of Victoria's real.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
It's real. That's crazy. You do believe that would be
so amazing. I can't believe that Dead Mouse is Bill Gates.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
No, No, it would Yes, it's obviously a fake news
to pint the image. The funny part is that people
did believe it, and it was shared five million times,
and also reports of multiple Dead Mouse tracks dropping from
playlists because of it.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
People actually like what Dead House is. Bill Gates, undone