August 19, 2024 • 46 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, sorry about that, ladies, I didn't mean to make
you think about leaving your man this early in the morning.
What he sounded like gargling this time? Well, everybody knows
the true way to a lady's heart is a nice wink.
And if that doesn't work for your relationship expert has
(00:24):
released a list of simple things that guys do that
drive women insane.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Over it next, So ladies you.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Can see if you agree, and guys can give you
some ideas on how to make yourself sexier right away.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, Wow, it's a jew show.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Nothing is sexier than a guy about to fight another
guy over a sports team. Am I right, ladies, it's
the Jewbil show. Well, I guess guys think hot different
than ladies do. Relationship experts have released a list of
simple things that guys can do that drive women crazy.
So we'll go over right now. So ladies you can
see if you agree, and guys you can work on
(01:02):
being sexier. Okay that Nina and Victoria see if you
guys agree?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
And reading a book is one of the simple things
that a guy can do that will drive women insane.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I think if he's really focused, I'm into it.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Oh you know what I mean, I don't care what
it is if you're just really into it, and like
you can see when you watch his eyes and his
brain just kind of like absorb it.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, what is the media? He's just learning to read.
He can't really read though, he's he's like just trying
really hard.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Such a graphic novel. Yeah, it's actually a comic book.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I mean that could be hot too, because you know,
there's a difference between having books and then like actually
reading the.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Book, right.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, Well, there was a trend a while back of
guys posting pictures of themselves reading to look hot, and
then you know there's guys that have a bunch of
books in their house that they don't read just to
be like, Yeah, I totally like pick up a book,
you know, every day, mostly for the workout benefits.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I set it down, I don't actually read it. Well,
like I have a lot of heavy books.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
But if you actually look at him while he's reading,
you can tell if it's real.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
The entire time.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I bet there's so many guys that claim that they've
read a book to try to get a girl. You know,
she's like, oh, I read, don't outsiders, Thank you, Victoria.
Obviously I don't read that much. I've had Outsiders my
favorit book. Yeah, I totally like that one, like, oh,
what's your favorite part yo? When they're outside, when they're inside?
Because I really supported the Outsiders. We're going over from
(02:30):
relationship experts of simple things that guys do that will
drive women insane. Cooking a meal is another one. Yes,
cooking a meal drive you guys insane?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Nina, Yes, And I will sit there and stare at
you the whole time that you do it. Why does
it drive you insane? Because it's just so hot. I
think there's gonna be a good way. Yeah, there's a
listen is about things guys can do that turn you
on good.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I thought it was a thing that just like annoy
the crab out of you. There's nothing annoying about cooking
me a meal. Absolutely nothing. But you know what I
think it is that I find so attracted with the
book and with the cooking and whatever else it is
is that I'm really attracted to brains. So like, this
isn't about being intelligent, but it's about watching your brain
(03:11):
work or like move. So while you're cooking and you
find a guy that's really proud of himself because he
can chop. You watch his face. He's so proud of himself.
And I just sit there and I'm so into it,
and he has no idea. I'm staring as you chop
that cilantro.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Baby to the.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I like to cook, but my problem is I just
throw things in the cupboards. I don't know where anything is. Ever,
So when I tried to cook for a girl before
it ends and me being like, where's the I don't
all get it done. Eventually, just hang out and watch
to me for a minute, and then I just go
want to order DoorDash.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I can't find any of the tools that I need
to cook with. As long as she's getting fed, you
don't fail.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Another thing that drives women insane A simple thing that
guys do. If you walk on the road side of
the sidewalk, whole school chivalry.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
They say, Yeah, no matter what people say, women still
or people still want to feel protected.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I do anyways like that. And it's cool because guy's
legs are also carproof. Yeah, so that's why we do it.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, because we're gonna stop a car obviously.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Another thing they say that is a simple thing that
men can do to drive women insane. Men who share
photos of their less than masculine pets online, Like if
you have a kitten or little dog.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
You know who is crushing that game right now? Glenn Powell.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
He has the first puppy and he hangs out with
his purse puppy all the time. And I don't care.
Everybody's here for it. Guys and dogs are hot. What
about guys with cats? No, doesn't do it for you
need it. No, We've already tried that too many times.
We've given catmen too many chances. Those ones ruined it
for the rest of what's wrong with the cat man?
They're selfish? Cat men are selfish cat men. I've had
(04:47):
this theory spelled out before, but if you haven't heard it,
cat men are the type of men that want something
there so they're not alone. They want to be loved
when they want to be loved, but they want to
put in the bare minimum. Because with the cat, all
you got to do is feed it, and it's fine,
and it goes off and does it sing. You want
to cuddle, cool, you want to be alone, the cat
will do its own thing. You can leave it there
all by itself, and you don't have to do anything.
Dogs you can't do that. So cat people tell you
(05:08):
how they'll treat you.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I have a cat, yeah, and I used to have
a cat, and I can tell you pretty accurate description there.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I think it's more geared towards men than women, Victoria.
But I will say you are also noncommittal. You also
don't want to be around things all the time, so
that does actually suit you what. You love your baby,
but you also aren't home a lot. But I try. Okay,
it's not a bad thing. You're not a bad person.
You're just not for me.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I mean, but I try. You're for me, But you
but I try is sort of an f boy line.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
No, it's yeah, it's like I tried hard. Like I
told you, I would make plans and I know they're
supposed to be to night, but like I thought of
making the plans.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Oh my gosh, you guys have to throw under the
bad because.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
That is so accurate.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You get the credit for the idea, like, yeah, I
have the idea to take you out, Like I didn't
do it, but I thought of it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
So let's just stay at the house and dousehole the
couch I can't see even better. Victoria was hanging out
with this one guy. He stopped hanging out with her
because she blew him off one night, so he's like,
I think we should just be friends. And then she
hit him up and asked him to go out with her,
and he's like a date, Oh my god, yes, And
now he's back in. Now she's canceling on mc can.
Victoria is a d bag.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
You're a d bag, dude. I totally have this dude
on the line, watch him and counsel him again. He's
gonna keep jumping back in my dam so. Yeah, yeah, how.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Many people you got on your team? Right now?
Speaker 7 (06:46):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Hell Hello, Hi, Hello, Hello, yeah him, Sorry, this is Trevor.
Who's this?
Speaker 8 (07:06):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (07:07):
You called me?
Speaker 10 (07:10):
No, I'm pretty sure you called me, so like can
I help you?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Or close?
Speaker 8 (07:15):
Like?
Speaker 9 (07:16):
Yo, Hi, sorry I think you have the wrong number.
Speaker 10 (07:20):
Well no, because you called me so I think you
might have.
Speaker 9 (07:22):
The wrong number. I didn't. My phone rang and I
kicked it out.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Know you called me?
Speaker 9 (07:29):
That's not okay? Whatever, dude, Bye.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Hello Trevor.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
Hello, Okay, Yeah, who's this?
Speaker 9 (07:47):
Are you calling?
Speaker 8 (07:47):
Me.
Speaker 10 (07:48):
Well, no, you called me, ma'am. I don't remember what
your name is.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
You you called me, and I didn't tell you a name.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Because a good reason, obviously, but you called me.
Speaker 10 (07:57):
No, you called me.
Speaker 11 (07:59):
Oh my god, this is hello, Hello, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Okay, so you called me again?
Speaker 5 (08:18):
No, you keep calling me? Why did you call me?
Speaker 10 (08:21):
Okay, I don't like I don't like confrontation. Still confrontation.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
I have no idea who you are. Just get off
my phone, like, stop calling me.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
So I was just off.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Hello.
Speaker 10 (08:40):
Okay, So this is getting really old, like I don't.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Know what, dude, this is seriously getting old. Like, listen
to me. This is like the fifth time you've called me.
Stop it, knock it off. I'm calling the cops right now.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I feel like you're gonna call the cops.
Speaker 12 (08:53):
Okay, Well you because stop calling me, keep calling me
and wrapping me, and I'm not I don't don't.
Speaker 10 (08:59):
Want to have to do this, but it looks like
you might have gone yourself in a cops BA role.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I don't even do.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Bye, bye bye.
Speaker 10 (09:08):
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cops on your fops.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
I'm calling the cops right now. Bye, stop calling me.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
This is Detective Peter North from the police formant and
speaking with Oh.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
Hi, yes, yes, hi, yes?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Can I help you?
Speaker 5 (09:26):
So you're like calling me because of that guy.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Right, ma'am? Yes, I do have to ask a question.
Are you okay?
Speaker 5 (09:35):
I'm hine.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Because you've called me?
Speaker 5 (09:39):
I haven't you literally just called me? My phone just rang.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Nope, I'm sitting here at my desk and my phone
rang and it was you on the other end. Can
I help you with something?
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I feel like I'm taking crazy skills? So I have
a person.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Okay, So you are taking pills? Where are you met?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
You just admitted to an officer of the law that
you taking pills.
Speaker 12 (10:00):
Oh my god, sir, I have a problem with somebody
who keeps calling.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I know you have a problem obviously because you're taking
pills and calling the police. So I will send a
car to where you're at right now. I have your location.
Speaker 12 (10:13):
No, no, I don't need a car. I need you
to call somebody who keeps calling me. I have their
number if you would like it.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Well, ma'am, I'm going to send a whole squad car
down there and we're going to pick you up and
bring you There's no need for.
Speaker 12 (10:23):
That, Oh my god, No, sir, like I need you
to listen to me, like, I don't need you to
send a whole squadront of.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Cops down here because I'm at work.
Speaker 12 (10:31):
But I have a problem of a guy that keeps
calling me like I need your help.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
I don't need a bunch of cop cars and I'm
not taking pills.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Mmmmmm okay, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Well, the officers they are on the way and they
will be there in just a few minutes to apprehend
you and take.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
You down of the para.
Speaker 12 (10:44):
Honestly, really, there's no need. There is no need for that. Please,
I am Please, do not embarrass me.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
I'm at work.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Is going on, Oh, I'll tell you what's going on.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
This is Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a phone
frank on you and your boyfriend Jason set you up.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
It's a joke.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
He said you gotta have a new phone number and
be getting a lot of calls on it and want
to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Oh my god, I hate Him'm so bad.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Oh my god, Thank god though scaring me, Oh my god,
wake up every morning with jubile Phone Franks.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Time for what's trendy with Nina.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
You guys, this AI online dating hack is gonna blow
your mind and totally screw up a lot of dudes.
So you can actually use chat GPT to catch guys
or anybody. I guess who's lying about their height?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
How do you know? So somebody tested it, So you
can actually put all of these pictures into chat GPT
and they'll be able to measure all of the different
like pictures and like the way that it's all set
up against all of the other things. So it's spary act.
That didn't make sense, but well you can look at
the angles. You're not tall?
Speaker 13 (11:55):
Yes, well, because people used to take like they'd be
holding their phone right and they say, okay, well and
I phone is seven inches tall, and then they take
it and they would crop it out and they would
stack it up against the person like you're only this tall. Y.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I can just do that on the fly. Amazing.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
That's fa AI is really turning into the ultimate whistleblower.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Guys. You really cracked up about it.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
I am cracking up because, as somebody who's used dating apps,
I just feel for all these people that are about
to get so busted. Not like you wouldn't be busted
when you actually met the person that you matched with.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yeah, anyway, there's a new membership plan you may be
interested in, and that is to Chuck E Cheese. They
are now offering monthly memberships for families that will be
in at eight dollars for the Bronze tier to thirty
dollars for the Gold tier. So these passes include games
and food and drinks.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
And all of that kind of stuff like pay per
view boxing.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Because there's usually always a fight at a check e
Cheese on the weekends, sometimes with a mechanical figure.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Yeah, it's usually the parents, Honestly, it is because the
kids are out there doing whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Your kid touched my kid, And there's always stories about
brawls at Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I'm a Chuck E Cheese kid. Are you guys checking
love Chuck Cheese?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
They got great pizza, Like all my friends would be
playing and I would be sitting eating the pizza watching
the performance, and Chuck E Cheese and his little bands
the performances.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah does he not anymore? You've never knew a Chuck
Cheese rectorian? Well, I'm like one chuck e cheese. Ever,
my aunt used to tell my cousin that it was
always closed so she didn't have to go.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Cheesus never opened, darning, you can't use that anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
It's opened, and they got memberships. I got a gold membership.
We're rolling up today anyway. That's what's trending. It's time
to catch a cheater. Only on the.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Jubile Show, Candace is on the phone today for to
Catch a Cheater. And she's been married to her husband,
Noah for a year, and she already thinks something might
be going on. So we'll see if we can help
her out. Candace, I'm sorry're in that situation, but what's
going on? Why do you think no is seating?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
So here's the thing.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Noah is.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Noah is so sweet and I love him so much.
He's just he is a very busy guy.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
He has always been a very busy guy, and work
takes up a lot of his life.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
And I know that that's part of the.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Deal, but in like the last month or so, it
feels like I don't know that he's been a lot
busier than usual and he always comes home on his.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Lunch break, which I absolutely love.
Speaker 7 (14:36):
He doesn't work too far from home, so it's it's
really nice to be able to have that time together.
But lately he's just oh, he's just kind of been
making excuses and you know, he says things like, well,
it's the work thing, and I don't know. So we
are actually looking for houses right now, which is incredible,
(14:57):
and I'm just so excited and so ready to to
get out of this apartment. So he is also like
going on potential.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Health hunting and he's going to go check these things out.
But sometimes I.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
Feel like you've gone for hours and it's just okerlhom
and be like, oh, well it wasn't right, or you know,
just something along those lines.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
And I get it. You know, the market is crap
right now.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Like, I know, you guys know, and it's.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Going to be really hard for anybody to find anything
that we want.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
But like I have very high standards, and you know
what he does do We both we want to find
something that we love, especially you know, if we're going
to pay for it.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
But so you're not doing that together. You're not house
hunting together. He's doing that by himself.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
He's yeah, he's.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
Doing and that you know that was something that that's
that's fine. I can't always get away at the time
that he can go see.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
These houses, and I and I tucked him.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
We have we have very similar tastes and you know,
no problem. But he doesn't bring home brochures or floor plans.
And every time that I say that I want to
go look at the house with him because I can,
he'll say things like, oh, it's just closer if I
stop by, like or I'm just going to go real
(16:19):
quick and no need for you to get up, And
I don't know, it just stands weird, like I want
to go see these houses, like I'm excited about that?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Is he acting different outside of those times not house
hunting with you and not having an answer to you.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
He will get like these random text messages from someone
while we're just hanging out at night, and.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I remember asking him and he was.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Like, oh, it's the realtor and I was like, well,
we hired a reel, sir, And I don't know, that's
just something that.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I feel like we would have talked about that.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
And am I just making this up in my head?
And this is what he's actually just been. He's actually
going to look at all of these houses, and he's
trying to find something really nice and pretty, and he
knows that I like surprises, and I don't know, he's
probably just working really hard to find a nice place
(17:15):
for us that we can call home.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I still think the thing that's striking me the most
out of all of this is that you're not in
the process of finding your own home. Yeah, I'm part
of that. That feels weird. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
This one's kind of tricky because there's nothing that's like
screaming red flag to me.
Speaker 7 (17:31):
Yeah, but like, you know, he's done something like that
before in terms of like one time we had this
really amazing date and he hired this chef.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
You know.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
It was something that I was like, like, we were
going to cook together, and he was like, hey, I'm
surprising you.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I've I hired this chef to come and cook for us.
So I was like, oh, you know, and that was
like a it was like a really cool little date
night thing.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
So things like that, I'm like, well, maybe that's maybe
that's just something that's just something that Noah does and
I need to get used to, or maybe I need
to be like, hey, I do love surprizes, but let's
let's talk about how.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
We're spending our money a little better. But I don't
want him to stop doing nice things for me.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Okay, Well, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. And you already told us what grocery store.
You guys are Rewards card members, so we'll call and
we'll do the usual. We'll call and pretend that we're
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one random Rewards Card member who gets free
flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll see if he
sends those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Okay, okay, okay, pay play.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
A song, come back and get your to Catch Cheeter next.
Right in the middle of Today's To Catch a Cheater
And if you just joined us, Candace is on the
phone and she thinks that her husband of one year
named Noah might be cheating. So in a second, we're
gonna call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards member at, and say that
every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards Card member
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll
(18:47):
see if he sends them to his wife, Candace or
someone else. But first, Candace, why don't you refresh our
memory on the situation.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Well, just real quick, where Noah has been a lot
busier lately than he usually is. We started looking for houses,
but I am not necessarily part of the process.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
And I want to be. And he's gone a lot
looking at houses, and I want to be a part
of that process.
Speaker 7 (19:14):
He's also kind of getting text messages that he says
is from the realtor. But I didn't know we hired
a realtor, so I don't know. I'm just kind of
at a loss for what's going on.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yes, Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Noah. Yeah, listen, Noah, Hi, Noah,
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations here this month's big winner.
Speaker 8 (19:56):
Take a while.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
No, actually, it won't take much time. I met all.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card member who
gets free free flowers delivered from our floor department. You've
just won thirty six long stem red roses, a box
of candy or chocolate, and a car to be delivered
to anybody that you would like to within the fifty
United States of these Americas. Absolutely free. It's a three
hundred and sixteen dollars value and it just takes a
couple of minutes. I can take down the information over
the phone. Yeah, let's just do it on the phone
(20:23):
right now.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Great, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
First thing that I would need would be the first
and last name of the person you'd like to send
them to.
Speaker 9 (20:29):
Can I send them to Bianca?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Would you like to put a card in that flower
delivery to Bianca?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (20:39):
How about I can't wait for your next open house?
Are you able to put a linky emoji after that?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I certainly can.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, we just got we just got the option of
being able to use emoji, So a little can't wait
for your open house, swinky base. And then the next
thing I will need would would have been the address.
But I don't need that anymore because this is actually
the Jubil Show. It's a radio show. My name is Jubell.
I'm Nina and I'm Victoria, and we do a segment
on a show called the katchatata where if you think
your significant other might be sleeping around, we see who
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they send flowers to.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
And your wife, Candace is on the phone listening.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Noah, who the Bianca? It's just our realtor.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Noah with Bianca. We don't have a realtor.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
How do you think we've been viewing so many houses?
Speaker 14 (21:28):
We have a realtor that's been getting us into a
awesome places.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
Noah, we haven't been doing anything. We haven't been viewing
any houses. You have been viewing houses? What it's just
dawn on me. You had a radio show called me
to see if I was cheating. It's a kind of ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Oh is it?
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Is it ridiculous? Is it more ridiculous than you cheating
on me? With our first year of being married? We're
doing both to be looking for houses? Are you going
banging for me?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Are you?
Speaker 7 (22:09):
Or are you banging some reels? Her in new open houses?
What open houses? Talk to me about the open houses?
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Noah, No, I haven't.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I haven't seen any of these open houses. I haven't seen.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
Oh, okay, you know what, I'm going to look up
what was her name again?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
I'm going to look up her real I'm going to
look up where she goes.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
H a scene?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Okay, Oh I'm making a scene.
Speaker 7 (22:43):
Oh I'm making a scene, you guys, I'm making a scene.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Why are we faces to your realtor?
Speaker 14 (22:50):
She's getting us into houses before they're on the market.
Sometimes though, you can try and get ourselves a.
Speaker 8 (22:55):
Better deal because the interest rates are.
Speaker 14 (22:56):
Crazy right now. On, this is ridiculous that you're called
telling me about this.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Okay, great, Why don't I give Bianco call?
Speaker 7 (23:04):
Because it's my money too, right, it's our money, it's
our marriage, it's our life.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
It's going to be our house.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
So why don't I get her numbers and just let's
just make sure that the next open house that you
get in on, we get.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
In on that. I think that's fair. Yeah, right, that.
Speaker 14 (23:22):
Could be fair when you're calm and not on the radio.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
This is embarrassing. Wouldn't you want to make sure that
she understands that you're not cheating? Because I'm not convinced.
It doesn't sound very convincing that you're not.
Speaker 14 (23:33):
We only talk about addresses and houses literally about it.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
Okay, Well, then if that's what it is, then maybe
just maybe just send me the text messages that she sending,
so that way I can click on the addresses and I.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Can look at these houses, because who knows, maybe I
would have actually loved them. Yeah, I'm not going to
do that.
Speaker 14 (23:57):
It's so ridiculous that you need to see that we're
leaves together.
Speaker 8 (24:03):
Ridiculous me on the radio.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Bro, your wife thinks you might be cheating on her,
and you're not gonna You're not willing to show her
the text messages with the realtor who you just sent
a winki face to and flowering.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Right, it's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
Is it Not that big of a deal because it's
not that big of a deal to you, because you
don't want to get caught, because you're not the one
worried that your spouse is cheating.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Nothing is happening. I'm busy at work. I don't know
why you're doing.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Does Bianca know you're married.
Speaker 9 (24:32):
I'm not answering any of this.
Speaker 8 (24:34):
I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Okay, Wow, he hung up. Candace. Oh my god, Candace,
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I mean, it definitely sounds not like innocent house hunting.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I really didn't want you to be right, but I
really think you should hunt down Bianca.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Were just looking for, you.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Know, get ahold of this Pianca woman to see maybe
it is just that, or maybe it's still in the
flirtation stage, and maybe it's stuff.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
I don't I don't know. I mean, i'd be very upset,
but I also would want to confront her.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Oh my god, I don't even know what to do
right now.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
The Jewels shows to catch a cheater. Know what's weird
about your quizes, Katie, is that all the work is
right and just the answers are wrong. Well, I know
that having a boyfriend may seem like the most important
thing in the world right now, and you don't have
to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.
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Speaker 3 (26:59):
Was Danica, Hey, guys, how are you good?
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Speaker 2 (27:28):
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Speaker 1 (27:36):
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have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has
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here we go, Danica. Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
What is the largest planet in the Solar system Jupiter?
What is a female elephant called past sure or false?
The color orange is named after the fruit.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
True?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
What or who? Is the Ford mustang? Named after a
horse in the comic book company DC. What does the
DC stand for?
Speaker 8 (28:17):
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we go thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
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can tell Victoria win to go.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
What is the largest planet in the Solar system? Youranus?
That's a female elephant called female grow up?
Speaker 4 (29:50):
And sure or false? The color orange is named after
the fruit true? What or who's the Ford Mustang named after?
Speaker 7 (29:58):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:58):
How's bored in the car? Comic book Company DC? What
does the DC stand for Digital comics?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
On every continent there's a city named what Paris? What
are the Sandwich Islands better known as?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
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All right?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
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Speaker 4 (30:49):
The largest planet in our solar system is Jupiter. A
female elephant is called cow. It is true. The color
orange is named after the fruit. The Ford Mustang is
named after a fighter plane from World War Two? What
the P fifty one Mustang? Uh DC stands for Detective Comics.
And on every continent there is a city named Rome,
so great idea ish and then the Sandwich Islands are
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better known as Hawaii.
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Speaker 1 (31:38):
Kai is on the phone today for our first date
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by Evie.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
We went on a date with and really liked.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
So in a second we'll call her and see if
she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get
him another date.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
But first, Kai, how long has it been? Says you
are from ev.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
I think guys from Evie. We usually a very frimly
in one that goes to our constant gym.
Speaker 16 (32:00):
We'd be starting back and forth a little bit, but
then we decided that we'd go and grab a smoothie.
Speaker 8 (32:05):
After our workout, so we want to grab a smoothie
and that went really well. So then we decided we'd
go out and tractually able proper date, so we went
to this new topics place in town. We ended up
chatting with each other and we got the pie. And
while we went on the pie to come out, we
decided to After we ordered, we decided to sit on
the same side of the booth.
Speaker 17 (32:25):
And we go through each other's phones and we were
talking about pictures and videos that we're talking about, especially
with our family members, and then there was a kiss,
which was pretty awesome. So I think everything was going
to corner plant. But then I have an art document
and I think it's because I led the shrimp out
of the pie.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Shrimp. Okay, wait wait wait wait wait, So let's talk
about the kiss.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Then.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Was that mutual? Like, did you feel like she was
given that energy back?
Speaker 8 (32:57):
Definitely? Definitely, I just hearted she kicked it back.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
So then where does the shrimp come in?
Speaker 8 (33:04):
I was.
Speaker 17 (33:07):
Mainly a few of the putting content, and I ate
my majority of the MP from the pay I think
that she made.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Why do you think that that's the thing that she
say something about it?
Speaker 8 (33:19):
She would give me a look the entire time.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
So is it that you ate all the shrimpers that
because you left the girl starving?
Speaker 8 (33:27):
That's that's that's why I called you guys.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Okay okay, And you reach out to her and she
just said nothing.
Speaker 8 (33:32):
Didn't any sense.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Well what was your last interaction? So what did you
say to her? So basically you sent her a text
and said I had a great time, and then she
responded saying thanks for dinner. And it wasn't the energy
that you were looking for.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
So I texted TV after dinner, I said a really
great time and I was looking for Donn next week,
and she just responded with, you know, thank you for
dinner with the period had a low energy were kind
of response. So I haven't done anything swimmer since then.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Okay, have you seen in her at CrossFit?
Speaker 8 (34:03):
Just not really, not really you know mom home competition,
just you know.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yeah, all right, well we'll see why.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
We'll play a song come back and then call her
and see if some tell us why she's ghosting you.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Maybe get you another date. Okay, all right, well.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Plus on come back, get your first date, follow up
next Right in the middle of your first date follow up,
and if you're just joining us, that Kai is on
the phone and he's getting ghosted by a girl named
Evie that he really likes. He met her at CrossFit
and they went out on a date and he thinks
he's not getting a call back because he ate all
of the shrimp and the piea that they ordered. And
(34:44):
she also needs her protein because you know, CrossFit absolutely,
So we'll see if that's the reason. All right, Kay,
are you ready to give her a call? Okay, man,
here we go. Hello, Hi, I speak to ev Please.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
This is hey Evie. How are you. My name is Jewbel.
I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show. Hi, Ev,
I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, and I'm Victoria. Okay,
how are you? It's a radio show.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
I'm confused.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Sure. Have you ever listened to The Jebel Show before?
Speaker 8 (35:28):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah again?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Okay, sweet? Thank you? Are you familiar with what a
first date follow up is?
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Oh? Yeah, okay, okay, okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Well that's the segment where if you ghost somebody, they
can email us to get you on the show and
ask why you're ghosting them. And we got an email
about you from somebody. You have any idea who that
would be.
Speaker 15 (35:50):
Well, I've only gone on one first date recently, so
I have this feeling I might know who it is.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Okay, okay, who is that?
Speaker 8 (36:00):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Kai?
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yes? It is.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
He told us about your date and he wants to
know why you're not calling him back or why you're
you ghosting him?
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Would you mind telling us? Well?
Speaker 15 (36:11):
Yeah, I mean, so like we had a we were
having like a pretty good night papas and then like
we had this like really good kiss.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Right, and then he got up went to the bathroom.
Speaker 15 (36:26):
And while he was there, his phone just kept getting
messages from commanding Z and it was like, I explain
emojis and uh like peach emojis and te emojis and
I at least five just in the time that he
was in the bathroom. So like, I don't know Luvie is,
(36:47):
but it sounds like he's kind of got something.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Going on already.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
And I just I felt so uncomfortable after that. Yeah,
and then he just didn't.
Speaker 15 (36:56):
Mention them, like I don't know, it felt like he
just left his phone on the table like he.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Would see looking to the song when he came back
kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Okay, he thought the reason you're not calling him back
is because he hate all the shrimp.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Out of the pa.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Wow. I mean yeah, he did do that.
Speaker 15 (37:11):
And that was dumb.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
But okay, so it said he was getting texts that
seemed like from another girl.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
I mean five, that's.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
A lot of egg plant emoji.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
We should ask him about that, don't you? Thank you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Oh that's right, he's here.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Right, Yes, he is.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Guy's on the phone and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 16 (37:39):
Hey, this is kind of awkward, but I'm I'm a
little bit mortified, and I'm going to.
Speaker 8 (37:52):
The one that was setting all the emoji text messages.
Did you say your friend, Yeah, he's he was Basically.
Speaker 16 (38:02):
He knew that I was an EV for a while.
He was trying to be encouraging by sending those.
Speaker 8 (38:08):
Messages in order to let me know exactly what I
should do and topically speaking, everything go as well on
a date.
Speaker 17 (38:15):
But I uh, not that I don't appreciate his input,
but I kind of already knew how to do that anyways.
Speaker 8 (38:23):
But in his own way, he was trying to at
least at least be encouraging and and and be friendly.
But I don't I don't think he knew that she
was going to see the messages from him, uh, and
how I'm going to kill him the next time I
see him. But it was nothing sexual between me and
(38:43):
somebody else. It was mainly sexual between.
Speaker 5 (38:45):
Me and.
Speaker 8 (38:47):
Me and my buddy.
Speaker 15 (38:48):
So it wasn't another girl, but it was your friend,
like convinced we were going.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
To hook up?
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Like, is that why you went out with me?
Speaker 5 (38:59):
Because you realize sure we were going to hook up.
Speaker 8 (39:02):
I wasn't going out with you because I was students,
we're going to cut I was going out because I
wanted to go out with you. That the whole walking
up thing is just a bonus. You're the main You're
the main goal here is to go and have a
good time with you because I have come into you
a goal.
Speaker 15 (39:19):
Come on, like a guy like you at the gym
only had one agenda and friends, just like the or
Vic or whatever his name is. I knew you were
too good to be true when I went.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Out right like, if that's all you're interested in, Like,
that's not what I'm here for.
Speaker 8 (39:35):
That's not how I'm interested in. You know, that's just
my friends and dumb.
Speaker 16 (39:40):
Idiots, and it's decided to send very very dumb text messages.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
When I wasn't at the table. But I am not
into you for that, and that's just a bonus. I'm
into you for everything that you are and everything that
you can be, and especially all the conversation that we
haven't on the last day, can.
Speaker 16 (39:59):
I since you're going really well, so yes, I can
understand that you might be a little upset and confused
by the messages, but that's the last.
Speaker 8 (40:09):
Thing on my mind. And you're also your Your squad game.
Speaker 16 (40:12):
Is like insane if you can squat so much, and
I think it's really hot, So it's it's.
Speaker 8 (40:17):
Also that's not a bonus, but you have a child
there and that's not enjoy it. At some point in.
Speaker 16 (40:23):
Time after after an apology dinner, when you possibly see about,
you know, potentially.
Speaker 8 (40:30):
Doing something on those lines. Okay, ice cream after two.
And also you get to eat all the shrimp tonight.
You get all the shrimp, and wherever we go, I
will make sure that they feed you at least eight
extra shrimp, just to make sure that I to make
it for the last time.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
I don't know, it is like out there. Would you
like to go on another date with Kai? Will pay
for it?
Speaker 3 (40:51):
I still don't know if I totally believe you yet,
but you can.
Speaker 5 (40:56):
Buy me shrimp.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
Yes, yes, I will go on a second date, but
you are on probation.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
It sounds like she said yes to shrimp. Okay, well, congratulations, Kyle,
you got another date.
Speaker 8 (41:08):
Yeah, this is exactly and I appreciate all that. This
is exactly how I thought would thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Just tell Victor egg plants.
Speaker 15 (41:17):
Okay, okay, yeah, I want to see those texts though,
I will.
Speaker 8 (41:23):
Definitely show them too. I'm gonna do a little bit
of editing as graphic. I will make sure that you
see them.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
First date, follow up time, Verninas. What's trending? Do you
think that East scooters will ever be banned in the
United States? Now, I'm sure we always figure out way
to get things banned here. Well it's not us.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
Well when we do something, when I tell you this,
you're going to be like, oh, that's why we're not
banning them, because other countries are banning them because they're
so dangerous. There's been such an increase in accidents that
there are countries like Australia, Paris, Copenhagen, which is Sweden, Denmark, Denmark,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
I had a Victoria moment.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
Italy, Rome is doing it, and even places in Korea
are banning them because of all of these accidents.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
No, Copenhagen, Sweden, I think it's Denmark. Yeah, the capital
of Denmark. I think it is in Kentucky. Okay, Okaymark, Kentucky.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Well, either way, they're telling their stories and there's a
big pr push to warn people about how dangerous the
East gooters are.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
So America's middle name is danger. It's danger. We like you,
you know how big we like it.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
Texas wins because everything really is bigger in Texas. A
woman who just won the Guinness Book of World Records
for having the widest tongue the what comes straight out
of Texas. Her name is Brittany and her tongue is
three point one inches wide.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
WHOA, how that seems really?
Speaker 4 (43:00):
Why when you see the picture, it's pretty crazy, like
if she sticks her tongue out, it feels like it's
her whole face.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
But but it's impressive. She's really proud of it.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
When she realized that the current world winner record thank
you record holder was two point eight nine inches, she
was like, nah, bet I can beat that. And then
the male version of the biggest record holder or whatever
for a tongue is three point four to nine inches wide.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Oh really, I just don't know who thinks to measure
their tongue. Well, if you know you're blessed with a
thick tongue, just there's a chance.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
I just googled world's biggest tongue and it says there's
a guy in Portland at five point two one inches.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
WHOA, No, okay, well this article needs to be updated.
Clearly he doesn't hold the record from the Guinness Book.
Oh okay, would be my guests.
Speaker 13 (43:43):
Yeah, maybe it's surgically enhanced, because you know, people be
doing weird stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Yeah, I would not count for the guest records you
figured out business. I don't know this tongue. There are
some tongues out there for a man that might be
really a good idea.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Do yourself a favorite today and google thick tongues and
then image search it, because That's what I'm doing right now.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Wow. Well, there are some very thick tongues in this world.
New Finish unlock, and that's what's trending.
Speaker 5 (44:15):
Jubles dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you ever do a little secret?
Speaker 3 (44:21):
Hey?
Speaker 13 (44:22):
Yeah, So I work for a city government.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
I'm not gonna say which I work for their parking enforcements. Okay.
Speaker 6 (44:32):
Anyways, the rural abuse in the city towards us scotten.
Speaker 8 (44:36):
So bad over the last year.
Speaker 13 (44:38):
Oh dang to even activating to where I was physically
assaulted last week.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Oh wow, Yeah, the parking ticket.
Speaker 5 (44:46):
Is ground to the point.
Speaker 14 (44:47):
Yeah, geez, it has gotten to the point where I
actually hate the citizens of this city.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
I understand why. Yeah, So what happened to the person
who sault you? Did you get arrest? Did you get
to taste them? No? No, no, no tasers. Dang it.
He just spit in my face and got in his
van and drove away. Do you arrest I haven't arrested
or anything.
Speaker 16 (45:07):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (45:07):
The police also went and arrested him.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah. Do you have to take a car assault? Wow?
You got two tickets?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Well, thank you for your dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Hello, hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 5 (45:21):
I do?
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 5 (45:24):
Okay? So my ex was a marathon runner and he
wore those short shorts with the underwear included.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
Okay, and I found that he was skating on me.
Speaker 15 (45:36):
So I took some poison ivy and I rubbed it
on his shirt on the underwear part.
Speaker 8 (45:43):
It really didn't.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Start working until he got sweaty and was running quite away.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (45:49):
Yeah, it's pretty miserable.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
Not a very nice thing to do, but I was
pretty mad.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
I've had poison ivy in that area before and it
is not fun. Why not at all?
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:58):
I went pe in a bush poison Oh so wait
that well that definitely was good revenge.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Okay, bye bye bye.
Speaker 5 (46:17):
What's your dirty little secret?
Hey, sorry about that, ladies, I didn't mean to make
you think about leaving your man this early in the morning.
What he sounded like gargling this time? Well, everybody knows
the true way to a lady's heart is a nice wink.
And if that doesn't work for your relationship expert has
(00:24):
released a list of simple things that guys do that
drive women insane.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Over it next, So ladies you.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Can see if you agree, and guys can give you
some ideas on how to make yourself sexier right away.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, Wow, it's a jew show.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Nothing is sexier than a guy about to fight another
guy over a sports team. Am I right, ladies, it's
the Jewbil show. Well, I guess guys think hot different
than ladies do. Relationship experts have released a list of
simple things that guys can do that drive women crazy.
So we'll go over right now. So ladies you can
see if you agree, and guys you can work on
(01:02):
being sexier. Okay that Nina and Victoria see if you
guys agree?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
And reading a book is one of the simple things
that a guy can do that will drive women insane.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I think if he's really focused, I'm into it.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Oh you know what I mean, I don't care what
it is if you're just really into it, and like
you can see when you watch his eyes and his
brain just kind of like absorb it.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, what is the media? He's just learning to read.
He can't really read though, he's he's like just trying
really hard.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Such a graphic novel. Yeah, it's actually a comic book.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I mean that could be hot too, because you know,
there's a difference between having books and then like actually
reading the.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Book, right.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, Well, there was a trend a while back of
guys posting pictures of themselves reading to look hot, and
then you know there's guys that have a bunch of
books in their house that they don't read just to
be like, Yeah, I totally like pick up a book,
you know, every day, mostly for the workout benefits.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I set it down, I don't actually read it. Well,
like I have a lot of heavy books.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
But if you actually look at him while he's reading,
you can tell if it's real.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
The entire time.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I bet there's so many guys that claim that they've
read a book to try to get a girl. You know,
she's like, oh, I read, don't outsiders, Thank you, Victoria.
Obviously I don't read that much. I've had Outsiders my
favorit book. Yeah, I totally like that one, like, oh,
what's your favorite part yo? When they're outside, when they're inside?
Because I really supported the Outsiders. We're going over from
(02:30):
relationship experts of simple things that guys do that will
drive women insane. Cooking a meal is another one. Yes,
cooking a meal drive you guys insane?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Nina, Yes, And I will sit there and stare at
you the whole time that you do it. Why does
it drive you insane? Because it's just so hot. I
think there's gonna be a good way. Yeah, there's a
listen is about things guys can do that turn you
on good.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I thought it was a thing that just like annoy
the crab out of you. There's nothing annoying about cooking
me a meal. Absolutely nothing. But you know what I
think it is that I find so attracted with the
book and with the cooking and whatever else it is
is that I'm really attracted to brains. So like, this
isn't about being intelligent, but it's about watching your brain
(03:11):
work or like move. So while you're cooking and you
find a guy that's really proud of himself because he
can chop. You watch his face. He's so proud of himself.
And I just sit there and I'm so into it,
and he has no idea. I'm staring as you chop
that cilantro.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Baby to the.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I like to cook, but my problem is I just
throw things in the cupboards. I don't know where anything is. Ever,
So when I tried to cook for a girl before
it ends and me being like, where's the I don't
all get it done. Eventually, just hang out and watch
to me for a minute, and then I just go
want to order DoorDash.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I can't find any of the tools that I need
to cook with. As long as she's getting fed, you
don't fail.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Another thing that drives women insane A simple thing that
guys do. If you walk on the road side of
the sidewalk, whole school chivalry.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
They say, Yeah, no matter what people say, women still
or people still want to feel protected.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I do anyways like that. And it's cool because guy's
legs are also carproof. Yeah, so that's why we do it.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, because we're gonna stop a car obviously.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Another thing they say that is a simple thing that
men can do to drive women insane. Men who share
photos of their less than masculine pets online, Like if
you have a kitten or little dog.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
You know who is crushing that game right now? Glenn Powell.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
He has the first puppy and he hangs out with
his purse puppy all the time. And I don't care.
Everybody's here for it. Guys and dogs are hot. What
about guys with cats? No, doesn't do it for you
need it. No, We've already tried that too many times.
We've given catmen too many chances. Those ones ruined it
for the rest of what's wrong with the cat man?
They're selfish? Cat men are selfish cat men. I've had
(04:47):
this theory spelled out before, but if you haven't heard it,
cat men are the type of men that want something
there so they're not alone. They want to be loved
when they want to be loved, but they want to
put in the bare minimum. Because with the cat, all
you got to do is feed it, and it's fine,
and it goes off and does it sing. You want
to cuddle, cool, you want to be alone, the cat
will do its own thing. You can leave it there
all by itself, and you don't have to do anything.
Dogs you can't do that. So cat people tell you
(05:08):
how they'll treat you.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I have a cat, yeah, and I used to have
a cat, and I can tell you pretty accurate description there.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I think it's more geared towards men than women, Victoria.
But I will say you are also noncommittal. You also
don't want to be around things all the time, so
that does actually suit you what. You love your baby,
but you also aren't home a lot. But I try. Okay,
it's not a bad thing. You're not a bad person.
You're just not for me.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I mean, but I try. You're for me, But you
but I try is sort of an f boy line.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
No, it's yeah, it's like I tried hard. Like I
told you, I would make plans and I know they're
supposed to be to night, but like I thought of
making the plans.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Oh my gosh, you guys have to throw under the
bad because.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
That is so accurate.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You get the credit for the idea, like, yeah, I
have the idea to take you out, Like I didn't
do it, but I thought of it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
So let's just stay at the house and dousehole the
couch I can't see even better. Victoria was hanging out
with this one guy. He stopped hanging out with her
because she blew him off one night, so he's like,
I think we should just be friends. And then she
hit him up and asked him to go out with her,
and he's like a date, Oh my god, yes, And
now he's back in. Now she's canceling on mc can.
Victoria is a d bag.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
You're a d bag, dude. I totally have this dude
on the line, watch him and counsel him again. He's
gonna keep jumping back in my dam so. Yeah, yeah, how.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Many people you got on your team? Right now?
Speaker 7 (06:46):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Hell Hello, Hi, Hello, Hello, yeah him, Sorry, this is Trevor.
Who's this?
Speaker 8 (07:06):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (07:07):
You called me?
Speaker 10 (07:10):
No, I'm pretty sure you called me, so like can
I help you?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Or close?
Speaker 8 (07:15):
Like?
Speaker 9 (07:16):
Yo, Hi, sorry I think you have the wrong number.
Speaker 10 (07:20):
Well no, because you called me so I think you
might have.
Speaker 9 (07:22):
The wrong number. I didn't. My phone rang and I
kicked it out.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Know you called me?
Speaker 9 (07:29):
That's not okay? Whatever, dude, Bye.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Hello Trevor.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
Hello, Okay, Yeah, who's this?
Speaker 9 (07:47):
Are you calling?
Speaker 8 (07:47):
Me.
Speaker 10 (07:48):
Well, no, you called me, ma'am. I don't remember what
your name is.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
You you called me, and I didn't tell you a name.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Because a good reason, obviously, but you called me.
Speaker 10 (07:57):
No, you called me.
Speaker 11 (07:59):
Oh my god, this is hello, Hello, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Okay, so you called me again?
Speaker 5 (08:18):
No, you keep calling me? Why did you call me?
Speaker 10 (08:21):
Okay, I don't like I don't like confrontation. Still confrontation.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
I have no idea who you are. Just get off
my phone, like, stop calling me.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
So I was just off.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Hello.
Speaker 10 (08:40):
Okay, So this is getting really old, like I don't.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Know what, dude, this is seriously getting old. Like, listen
to me. This is like the fifth time you've called me.
Stop it, knock it off. I'm calling the cops right now.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I feel like you're gonna call the cops.
Speaker 12 (08:53):
Okay, Well you because stop calling me, keep calling me
and wrapping me, and I'm not I don't don't.
Speaker 10 (08:59):
Want to have to do this, but it looks like
you might have gone yourself in a cops BA role.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I don't even do.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Bye, bye bye.
Speaker 10 (09:08):
Call the cops on you, and then they'll call the
cops on your fops.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
I'm calling the cops right now. Bye, stop calling me.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
This is Detective Peter North from the police formant and
speaking with Oh.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
Hi, yes, yes, hi, yes?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Can I help you?
Speaker 5 (09:26):
So you're like calling me because of that guy.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Right, ma'am? Yes, I do have to ask a question.
Are you okay?
Speaker 5 (09:35):
I'm hine.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Because you've called me?
Speaker 5 (09:39):
I haven't you literally just called me? My phone just rang.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Nope, I'm sitting here at my desk and my phone
rang and it was you on the other end. Can
I help you with something?
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I feel like I'm taking crazy skills? So I have
a person.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Okay, So you are taking pills? Where are you met?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
You just admitted to an officer of the law that
you taking pills.
Speaker 12 (10:00):
Oh my god, sir, I have a problem with somebody
who keeps calling.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I know you have a problem obviously because you're taking
pills and calling the police. So I will send a
car to where you're at right now. I have your location.
Speaker 12 (10:13):
No, no, I don't need a car. I need you
to call somebody who keeps calling me. I have their
number if you would like it.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Well, ma'am, I'm going to send a whole squad car
down there and we're going to pick you up and
bring you There's no need for.
Speaker 12 (10:23):
That, Oh my god, No, sir, like I need you
to listen to me, like, I don't need you to
send a whole squadront of.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Cops down here because I'm at work.
Speaker 12 (10:31):
But I have a problem of a guy that keeps
calling me like I need your help.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
I don't need a bunch of cop cars and I'm
not taking pills.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Mmmmmm okay, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Well, the officers they are on the way and they
will be there in just a few minutes to apprehend
you and take.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
You down of the para.
Speaker 12 (10:44):
Honestly, really, there's no need. There is no need for that. Please,
I am Please, do not embarrass me.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
I'm at work.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Is going on, Oh, I'll tell you what's going on.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
This is Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a phone
frank on you and your boyfriend Jason set you up.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
It's a joke.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
He said you gotta have a new phone number and
be getting a lot of calls on it and want
to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Oh my god, I hate Him'm so bad.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Oh my god, Thank god though scaring me, Oh my god,
wake up every morning with jubile Phone Franks.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Time for what's trendy with Nina.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
You guys, this AI online dating hack is gonna blow
your mind and totally screw up a lot of dudes.
So you can actually use chat GPT to catch guys
or anybody. I guess who's lying about their height?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
How do you know? So somebody tested it, So you
can actually put all of these pictures into chat GPT
and they'll be able to measure all of the different
like pictures and like the way that it's all set
up against all of the other things. So it's spary act.
That didn't make sense, but well you can look at
the angles. You're not tall?
Speaker 13 (11:55):
Yes, well, because people used to take like they'd be
holding their phone right and they say, okay, well and
I phone is seven inches tall, and then they take
it and they would crop it out and they would
stack it up against the person like you're only this tall. Y.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I can just do that on the fly. Amazing.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
That's fa AI is really turning into the ultimate whistleblower.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Guys. You really cracked up about it.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
I am cracking up because, as somebody who's used dating apps,
I just feel for all these people that are about
to get so busted. Not like you wouldn't be busted
when you actually met the person that you matched with.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yeah, anyway, there's a new membership plan you may be
interested in, and that is to Chuck E Cheese. They
are now offering monthly memberships for families that will be
in at eight dollars for the Bronze tier to thirty
dollars for the Gold tier. So these passes include games
and food and drinks.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
And all of that kind of stuff like pay per
view boxing.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Because there's usually always a fight at a check e
Cheese on the weekends, sometimes with a mechanical figure.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Yeah, it's usually the parents, Honestly, it is because the
kids are out there doing whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Your kid touched my kid, And there's always stories about
brawls at Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I'm a Chuck E Cheese kid. Are you guys checking
love Chuck Cheese?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
They got great pizza, Like all my friends would be
playing and I would be sitting eating the pizza watching
the performance, and Chuck E Cheese and his little bands
the performances.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah does he not anymore? You've never knew a Chuck
Cheese rectorian? Well, I'm like one chuck e cheese. Ever,
my aunt used to tell my cousin that it was
always closed so she didn't have to go.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Cheesus never opened, darning, you can't use that anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
It's opened, and they got memberships. I got a gold membership.
We're rolling up today anyway. That's what's trending. It's time
to catch a cheater. Only on the.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Jubile Show, Candace is on the phone today for to
Catch a Cheater. And she's been married to her husband,
Noah for a year, and she already thinks something might
be going on. So we'll see if we can help
her out. Candace, I'm sorry're in that situation, but what's
going on? Why do you think no is seating?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
So here's the thing.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Noah is.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Noah is so sweet and I love him so much.
He's just he is a very busy guy.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
He has always been a very busy guy, and work
takes up a lot of his life.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
And I know that that's part of the.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Deal, but in like the last month or so, it
feels like I don't know that he's been a lot
busier than usual and he always comes home on his.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Lunch break, which I absolutely love.
Speaker 7 (14:36):
He doesn't work too far from home, so it's it's
really nice to be able to have that time together.
But lately he's just oh, he's just kind of been
making excuses and you know, he says things like, well,
it's the work thing, and I don't know. So we
are actually looking for houses right now, which is incredible,
(14:57):
and I'm just so excited and so ready to to
get out of this apartment. So he is also like
going on potential.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Health hunting and he's going to go check these things out.
But sometimes I.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
Feel like you've gone for hours and it's just okerlhom
and be like, oh, well it wasn't right, or you know,
just something along those lines.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
And I get it. You know, the market is crap
right now.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Like, I know, you guys know, and it's.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Going to be really hard for anybody to find anything
that we want.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
But like I have very high standards, and you know
what he does do We both we want to find
something that we love, especially you know, if we're going
to pay for it.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
But so you're not doing that together. You're not house
hunting together. He's doing that by himself.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
He's yeah, he's.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
Doing and that you know that was something that that's
that's fine. I can't always get away at the time
that he can go see.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
These houses, and I and I tucked him.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
We have we have very similar tastes and you know,
no problem. But he doesn't bring home brochures or floor plans.
And every time that I say that I want to
go look at the house with him because I can,
he'll say things like, oh, it's just closer if I
stop by, like or I'm just going to go real
(16:19):
quick and no need for you to get up, And
I don't know, it just stands weird, like I want
to go see these houses, like I'm excited about that?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Is he acting different outside of those times not house
hunting with you and not having an answer to you.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
He will get like these random text messages from someone
while we're just hanging out at night, and.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I remember asking him and he was.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Like, oh, it's the realtor and I was like, well,
we hired a reel, sir, And I don't know, that's
just something that.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I feel like we would have talked about that.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
And am I just making this up in my head?
And this is what he's actually just been. He's actually
going to look at all of these houses, and he's
trying to find something really nice and pretty, and he
knows that I like surprises, and I don't know, he's
probably just working really hard to find a nice place
(17:15):
for us that we can call home.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I still think the thing that's striking me the most
out of all of this is that you're not in
the process of finding your own home. Yeah, I'm part
of that. That feels weird. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
This one's kind of tricky because there's nothing that's like
screaming red flag to me.
Speaker 7 (17:31):
Yeah, but like, you know, he's done something like that
before in terms of like one time we had this
really amazing date and he hired this chef.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
You know.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
It was something that I was like, like, we were
going to cook together, and he was like, hey, I'm
surprising you.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I've I hired this chef to come and cook for us.
So I was like, oh, you know, and that was
like a it was like a really cool little date
night thing.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
So things like that, I'm like, well, maybe that's maybe
that's just something that's just something that Noah does and
I need to get used to, or maybe I need
to be like, hey, I do love surprizes, but let's
let's talk about how.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
We're spending our money a little better. But I don't
want him to stop doing nice things for me.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Okay, Well, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. And you already told us what grocery store.
You guys are Rewards card members, so we'll call and
we'll do the usual. We'll call and pretend that we're
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one random Rewards Card member who gets free
flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll see if he
sends those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Okay, okay, okay, pay play.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
A song, come back and get your to Catch Cheeter next.
Right in the middle of Today's To Catch a Cheater
And if you just joined us, Candace is on the
phone and she thinks that her husband of one year
named Noah might be cheating. So in a second, we're
gonna call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards member at, and say that
every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards Card member
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll
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see if he sends them to his wife, Candace or
someone else. But first, Candace, why don't you refresh our
memory on the situation.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Well, just real quick, where Noah has been a lot
busier lately than he usually is. We started looking for houses,
but I am not necessarily part of the process.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
And I want to be. And he's gone a lot
looking at houses, and I want to be a part
of that process.
Speaker 7 (19:14):
He's also kind of getting text messages that he says
is from the realtor. But I didn't know we hired
a realtor, so I don't know. I'm just kind of
at a loss for what's going on.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yes, Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Noah. Yeah, listen, Noah, Hi, Noah,
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations here this month's big winner.
Speaker 8 (19:56):
Take a while.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
No, actually, it won't take much time. I met all.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card member who
gets free free flowers delivered from our floor department. You've
just won thirty six long stem red roses, a box
of candy or chocolate, and a car to be delivered
to anybody that you would like to within the fifty
United States of these Americas. Absolutely free. It's a three
hundred and sixteen dollars value and it just takes a
couple of minutes. I can take down the information over
the phone. Yeah, let's just do it on the phone
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right now.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Great, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
First thing that I would need would be the first
and last name of the person you'd like to send
them to.
Speaker 9 (20:29):
Can I send them to Bianca?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Would you like to put a card in that flower
delivery to Bianca?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (20:39):
How about I can't wait for your next open house?
Are you able to put a linky emoji after that?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I certainly can.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, we just got we just got the option of
being able to use emoji, So a little can't wait
for your open house, swinky base. And then the next
thing I will need would would have been the address.
But I don't need that anymore because this is actually
the Jubil Show. It's a radio show. My name is Jubell.
I'm Nina and I'm Victoria, and we do a segment
on a show called the katchatata where if you think
your significant other might be sleeping around, we see who
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they send flowers to.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
And your wife, Candace is on the phone listening.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Noah, who the Bianca? It's just our realtor.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Noah with Bianca. We don't have a realtor.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
How do you think we've been viewing so many houses?
Speaker 14 (21:28):
We have a realtor that's been getting us into a
awesome places.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
Noah, we haven't been doing anything. We haven't been viewing
any houses. You have been viewing houses? What it's just
dawn on me. You had a radio show called me
to see if I was cheating. It's a kind of ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Oh is it?
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Is it ridiculous? Is it more ridiculous than you cheating
on me? With our first year of being married? We're
doing both to be looking for houses? Are you going
banging for me?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Are you?
Speaker 7 (22:09):
Or are you banging some reels? Her in new open houses?
What open houses? Talk to me about the open houses?
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Noah, No, I haven't.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I haven't seen any of these open houses. I haven't seen.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
Oh, okay, you know what, I'm going to look up
what was her name again?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
I'm going to look up her real I'm going to
look up where she goes.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
H a scene?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Okay, Oh I'm making a scene.
Speaker 7 (22:43):
Oh I'm making a scene, you guys, I'm making a scene.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Why are we faces to your realtor?
Speaker 14 (22:50):
She's getting us into houses before they're on the market.
Sometimes though, you can try and get ourselves a.
Speaker 8 (22:55):
Better deal because the interest rates are.
Speaker 14 (22:56):
Crazy right now. On, this is ridiculous that you're called
telling me about this.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Okay, great, Why don't I give Bianco call?
Speaker 7 (23:04):
Because it's my money too, right, it's our money, it's
our marriage, it's our life.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
It's going to be our house.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
So why don't I get her numbers and just let's
just make sure that the next open house that you
get in on, we get.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
In on that. I think that's fair. Yeah, right, that.
Speaker 14 (23:22):
Could be fair when you're calm and not on the radio.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
This is embarrassing. Wouldn't you want to make sure that
she understands that you're not cheating? Because I'm not convinced.
It doesn't sound very convincing that you're not.
Speaker 14 (23:33):
We only talk about addresses and houses literally about it.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
Okay, Well, then if that's what it is, then maybe
just maybe just send me the text messages that she sending,
so that way I can click on the addresses and I.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Can look at these houses, because who knows, maybe I
would have actually loved them. Yeah, I'm not going to
do that.
Speaker 14 (23:57):
It's so ridiculous that you need to see that we're
leaves together.
Speaker 8 (24:03):
Ridiculous me on the radio.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Bro, your wife thinks you might be cheating on her,
and you're not gonna You're not willing to show her
the text messages with the realtor who you just sent
a winki face to and flowering.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Right, it's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
Is it Not that big of a deal because it's
not that big of a deal to you, because you
don't want to get caught, because you're not the one
worried that your spouse is cheating.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Nothing is happening. I'm busy at work. I don't know
why you're doing.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Does Bianca know you're married.
Speaker 9 (24:32):
I'm not answering any of this.
Speaker 8 (24:34):
I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Okay, Wow, he hung up. Candace. Oh my god, Candace,
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I mean, it definitely sounds not like innocent house hunting.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I really didn't want you to be right, but I
really think you should hunt down Bianca.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Were just looking for, you.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Know, get ahold of this Pianca woman to see maybe
it is just that, or maybe it's still in the
flirtation stage, and maybe it's stuff.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
I don't I don't know. I mean, i'd be very upset,
but I also would want to confront her.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Oh my god, I don't even know what to do
right now.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
The Jewels shows to catch a cheater. Know what's weird
about your quizes, Katie, is that all the work is
right and just the answers are wrong. Well, I know
that having a boyfriend may seem like the most important
thing in the world right now, and you don't have
to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.
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Speaker 3 (26:59):
Was Danica, Hey, guys, how are you good?
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Speaker 3 (27:04):
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Speaker 15 (27:15):
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Speaker 2 (27:25):
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Speaker 7 (27:28):
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Speaker 2 (27:28):
I'm like an eight of half ast I can get
through these questions, but about two on how accurate the answer?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Well was in Victoria out of the studio and while
she's leaving, the game is played like this, Danica, you
have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has
to beat you outright to one. Okay, perfect, All right,
here we go, Danica. Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
What is the largest planet in the Solar system Jupiter?
What is a female elephant called past sure or false?
The color orange is named after the fruit.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
True?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
What or who? Is the Ford mustang? Named after a
horse in the comic book company DC. What does the
DC stand for?
Speaker 8 (28:17):
Oh, my brother's gonna kill me?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
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Speaker 2 (28:22):
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Speaker 8 (28:26):
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Speaker 15 (28:32):
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Speaker 15 (29:02):
Yeah, professional, Normally you're being body's in my mind?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
In my mind and I'm I'm not a loky chef,
but I do like to have spices around so that
people think I can yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Like I have a spice rack.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
So WEEO were like, damn, this guy's got a spice
racks filled up. Never use Victoria's back in studio. Here
we go thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to beat Dnica outright to win, and Danica you
can tell Victoria win to go.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
What is the largest planet in the Solar system? Youranus?
That's a female elephant called female grow up?
Speaker 4 (29:50):
And sure or false? The color orange is named after
the fruit true? What or who's the Ford Mustang named after?
Speaker 7 (29:58):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:58):
How's bored in the car? Comic book Company DC? What
does the DC stand for Digital comics?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
On every continent there's a city named what Paris? What
are the Sandwich Islands better known as?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Okay, did you say NBC? ABC?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
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see how you guys did with our scoreboard your bread
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Victoria got one correct and got two. Congratulations you did it?
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Speaker 3 (30:40):
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Speaker 2 (30:43):
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Speaker 4 (30:49):
The largest planet in our solar system is Jupiter. A
female elephant is called cow. It is true. The color
orange is named after the fruit. The Ford Mustang is
named after a fighter plane from World War Two? What
the P fifty one Mustang? Uh DC stands for Detective Comics.
And on every continent there is a city named Rome,
so great idea ish and then the Sandwich Islands are
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better known as Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
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Speaker 2 (31:29):
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Speaker 1 (31:38):
Kai is on the phone today for our first date
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by Evie.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
We went on a date with and really liked.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
So in a second we'll call her and see if
she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get
him another date.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
But first, Kai, how long has it been? Says you
are from ev.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
I think guys from Evie. We usually a very frimly
in one that goes to our constant gym.
Speaker 16 (32:00):
We'd be starting back and forth a little bit, but
then we decided that we'd go and grab a smoothie.
Speaker 8 (32:05):
After our workout, so we want to grab a smoothie
and that went really well. So then we decided we'd
go out and tractually able proper date, so we went
to this new topics place in town. We ended up
chatting with each other and we got the pie. And
while we went on the pie to come out, we
decided to After we ordered, we decided to sit on
the same side of the booth.
Speaker 17 (32:25):
And we go through each other's phones and we were
talking about pictures and videos that we're talking about, especially
with our family members, and then there was a kiss,
which was pretty awesome. So I think everything was going
to corner plant. But then I have an art document
and I think it's because I led the shrimp out
of the pie.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Shrimp. Okay, wait wait wait wait wait, So let's talk
about the kiss.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Then.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Was that mutual? Like, did you feel like she was
given that energy back?
Speaker 8 (32:57):
Definitely? Definitely, I just hearted she kicked it back.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
So then where does the shrimp come in?
Speaker 8 (33:04):
I was.
Speaker 17 (33:07):
Mainly a few of the putting content, and I ate
my majority of the MP from the pay I think
that she made.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Why do you think that that's the thing that she
say something about it?
Speaker 8 (33:19):
She would give me a look the entire time.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
So is it that you ate all the shrimpers that
because you left the girl starving?
Speaker 8 (33:27):
That's that's that's why I called you guys.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Okay okay, And you reach out to her and she
just said nothing.
Speaker 8 (33:32):
Didn't any sense.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Well what was your last interaction? So what did you
say to her? So basically you sent her a text
and said I had a great time, and then she
responded saying thanks for dinner. And it wasn't the energy
that you were looking for.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
So I texted TV after dinner, I said a really
great time and I was looking for Donn next week,
and she just responded with, you know, thank you for
dinner with the period had a low energy were kind
of response. So I haven't done anything swimmer since then.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Okay, have you seen in her at CrossFit?
Speaker 8 (34:03):
Just not really, not really you know mom home competition,
just you know.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yeah, all right, well we'll see why.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
We'll play a song come back and then call her
and see if some tell us why she's ghosting you.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Maybe get you another date. Okay, all right, well.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Plus on come back, get your first date, follow up
next Right in the middle of your first date follow up,
and if you're just joining us, that Kai is on
the phone and he's getting ghosted by a girl named
Evie that he really likes. He met her at CrossFit
and they went out on a date and he thinks
he's not getting a call back because he ate all
of the shrimp and the piea that they ordered. And
(34:44):
she also needs her protein because you know, CrossFit absolutely,
So we'll see if that's the reason. All right, Kay,
are you ready to give her a call? Okay, man,
here we go. Hello, Hi, I speak to ev Please.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
This is hey Evie. How are you. My name is Jewbel.
I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show. Hi, Ev,
I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, and I'm Victoria. Okay,
how are you? It's a radio show.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
I'm confused.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Sure. Have you ever listened to The Jebel Show before?
Speaker 8 (35:28):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah again?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Okay, sweet? Thank you? Are you familiar with what a
first date follow up is?
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Oh? Yeah, okay, okay, okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Well that's the segment where if you ghost somebody, they
can email us to get you on the show and
ask why you're ghosting them. And we got an email
about you from somebody. You have any idea who that
would be.
Speaker 15 (35:50):
Well, I've only gone on one first date recently, so
I have this feeling I might know who it is.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Okay, okay, who is that?
Speaker 8 (36:00):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Kai?
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yes? It is.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
He told us about your date and he wants to
know why you're not calling him back or why you're
you ghosting him?
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Would you mind telling us? Well?
Speaker 15 (36:11):
Yeah, I mean, so like we had a we were
having like a pretty good night papas and then like
we had this like really good kiss.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Right, and then he got up went to the bathroom.
Speaker 15 (36:26):
And while he was there, his phone just kept getting
messages from commanding Z and it was like, I explain
emojis and uh like peach emojis and te emojis and
I at least five just in the time that he
was in the bathroom. So like, I don't know Luvie is,
(36:47):
but it sounds like he's kind of got something.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Going on already.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
And I just I felt so uncomfortable after that. Yeah,
and then he just didn't.
Speaker 15 (36:56):
Mention them, like I don't know, it felt like he
just left his phone on the table like he.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Would see looking to the song when he came back
kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Okay, he thought the reason you're not calling him back
is because he hate all the shrimp.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Out of the pa.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Wow. I mean yeah, he did do that.
Speaker 15 (37:11):
And that was dumb.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
But okay, so it said he was getting texts that
seemed like from another girl.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
I mean five, that's.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
A lot of egg plant emoji.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
We should ask him about that, don't you? Thank you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Oh that's right, he's here.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Right, Yes, he is.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Guy's on the phone and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 16 (37:39):
Hey, this is kind of awkward, but I'm I'm a
little bit mortified, and I'm going to.
Speaker 8 (37:52):
The one that was setting all the emoji text messages.
Did you say your friend, Yeah, he's he was Basically.
Speaker 16 (38:02):
He knew that I was an EV for a while.
He was trying to be encouraging by sending those.
Speaker 8 (38:08):
Messages in order to let me know exactly what I
should do and topically speaking, everything go as well on
a date.
Speaker 17 (38:15):
But I uh, not that I don't appreciate his input,
but I kind of already knew how to do that anyways.
Speaker 8 (38:23):
But in his own way, he was trying to at
least at least be encouraging and and and be friendly.
But I don't I don't think he knew that she
was going to see the messages from him, uh, and
how I'm going to kill him the next time I
see him. But it was nothing sexual between me and
(38:43):
somebody else. It was mainly sexual between.
Speaker 5 (38:45):
Me and.
Speaker 8 (38:47):
Me and my buddy.
Speaker 15 (38:48):
So it wasn't another girl, but it was your friend,
like convinced we were going.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
To hook up?
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Like, is that why you went out with me?
Speaker 5 (38:59):
Because you realize sure we were going to hook up.
Speaker 8 (39:02):
I wasn't going out with you because I was students,
we're going to cut I was going out because I
wanted to go out with you. That the whole walking
up thing is just a bonus. You're the main You're
the main goal here is to go and have a
good time with you because I have come into you
a goal.
Speaker 15 (39:19):
Come on, like a guy like you at the gym
only had one agenda and friends, just like the or
Vic or whatever his name is. I knew you were
too good to be true when I went.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Out right like, if that's all you're interested in, Like,
that's not what I'm here for.
Speaker 8 (39:35):
That's not how I'm interested in. You know, that's just
my friends and dumb.
Speaker 16 (39:40):
Idiots, and it's decided to send very very dumb text messages.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
When I wasn't at the table. But I am not
into you for that, and that's just a bonus. I'm
into you for everything that you are and everything that
you can be, and especially all the conversation that we
haven't on the last day, can.
Speaker 16 (39:59):
I since you're going really well, so yes, I can
understand that you might be a little upset and confused
by the messages, but that's the last.
Speaker 8 (40:09):
Thing on my mind. And you're also your Your squad game.
Speaker 16 (40:12):
Is like insane if you can squat so much, and
I think it's really hot, So it's it's.
Speaker 8 (40:17):
Also that's not a bonus, but you have a child
there and that's not enjoy it. At some point in.
Speaker 16 (40:23):
Time after after an apology dinner, when you possibly see about,
you know, potentially.
Speaker 8 (40:30):
Doing something on those lines. Okay, ice cream after two.
And also you get to eat all the shrimp tonight.
You get all the shrimp, and wherever we go, I
will make sure that they feed you at least eight
extra shrimp, just to make sure that I to make
it for the last time.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
I don't know, it is like out there. Would you
like to go on another date with Kai? Will pay
for it?
Speaker 3 (40:51):
I still don't know if I totally believe you yet,
but you can.
Speaker 5 (40:56):
Buy me shrimp.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
Yes, yes, I will go on a second date, but
you are on probation.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
It sounds like she said yes to shrimp. Okay, well, congratulations, Kyle,
you got another date.
Speaker 8 (41:08):
Yeah, this is exactly and I appreciate all that. This
is exactly how I thought would thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Just tell Victor egg plants.
Speaker 15 (41:17):
Okay, okay, yeah, I want to see those texts though,
I will.
Speaker 8 (41:23):
Definitely show them too. I'm gonna do a little bit
of editing as graphic. I will make sure that you
see them.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
First date, follow up time, Verninas. What's trending? Do you
think that East scooters will ever be banned in the
United States? Now, I'm sure we always figure out way
to get things banned here. Well it's not us.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
Well when we do something, when I tell you this,
you're going to be like, oh, that's why we're not
banning them, because other countries are banning them because they're
so dangerous. There's been such an increase in accidents that
there are countries like Australia, Paris, Copenhagen, which is Sweden, Denmark, Denmark,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
I had a Victoria moment.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
Italy, Rome is doing it, and even places in Korea
are banning them because of all of these accidents.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
No, Copenhagen, Sweden, I think it's Denmark. Yeah, the capital
of Denmark. I think it is in Kentucky. Okay, Okaymark, Kentucky.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Well, either way, they're telling their stories and there's a
big pr push to warn people about how dangerous the
East gooters are.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
So America's middle name is danger. It's danger. We like you,
you know how big we like it.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
Texas wins because everything really is bigger in Texas. A
woman who just won the Guinness Book of World Records
for having the widest tongue the what comes straight out
of Texas. Her name is Brittany and her tongue is
three point one inches wide.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
WHOA, how that seems really?
Speaker 4 (43:00):
Why when you see the picture, it's pretty crazy, like
if she sticks her tongue out, it feels like it's
her whole face.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
But but it's impressive. She's really proud of it.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
When she realized that the current world winner record thank
you record holder was two point eight nine inches, she
was like, nah, bet I can beat that. And then
the male version of the biggest record holder or whatever
for a tongue is three point four to nine inches wide.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Oh really, I just don't know who thinks to measure
their tongue. Well, if you know you're blessed with a
thick tongue, just there's a chance.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
I just googled world's biggest tongue and it says there's
a guy in Portland at five point two one inches.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
WHOA, No, okay, well this article needs to be updated.
Clearly he doesn't hold the record from the Guinness Book.
Oh okay, would be my guests.
Speaker 13 (43:43):
Yeah, maybe it's surgically enhanced, because you know, people be
doing weird stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Yeah, I would not count for the guest records you
figured out business. I don't know this tongue. There are
some tongues out there for a man that might be
really a good idea.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Do yourself a favorite today and google thick tongues and
then image search it, because That's what I'm doing right now.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Wow. Well, there are some very thick tongues in this world.
New Finish unlock, and that's what's trending.
Speaker 5 (44:15):
Jubles dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you ever do a little secret?
Speaker 3 (44:21):
Hey?
Speaker 13 (44:22):
Yeah, So I work for a city government.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
I'm not gonna say which I work for their parking enforcements. Okay.
Speaker 6 (44:32):
Anyways, the rural abuse in the city towards us scotten.
Speaker 8 (44:36):
So bad over the last year.
Speaker 13 (44:38):
Oh dang to even activating to where I was physically
assaulted last week.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Oh wow, Yeah, the parking ticket.
Speaker 5 (44:46):
Is ground to the point.
Speaker 14 (44:47):
Yeah, geez, it has gotten to the point where I
actually hate the citizens of this city.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
I understand why. Yeah, So what happened to the person
who sault you? Did you get arrest? Did you get
to taste them? No? No, no, no tasers. Dang it.
He just spit in my face and got in his
van and drove away. Do you arrest I haven't arrested
or anything.
Speaker 16 (45:07):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (45:07):
The police also went and arrested him.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah. Do you have to take a car assault? Wow?
You got two tickets?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Well, thank you for your dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Hello, hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 5 (45:21):
I do?
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 5 (45:24):
Okay? So my ex was a marathon runner and he
wore those short shorts with the underwear included.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
Okay, and I found that he was skating on me.
Speaker 15 (45:36):
So I took some poison ivy and I rubbed it
on his shirt on the underwear part.
Speaker 8 (45:43):
It really didn't.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Start working until he got sweaty and was running quite away.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (45:49):
Yeah, it's pretty miserable.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
Not a very nice thing to do, but I was
pretty mad.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
I've had poison ivy in that area before and it
is not fun. Why not at all?
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:58):
I went pe in a bush poison Oh so wait
that well that definitely was good revenge.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Okay, bye bye bye.
Speaker 5 (46:17):
What's your dirty little secret?
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